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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>Rena fought against the evil Fedora Man to try and rescue her best friend ever, Robomaid! After a daring battle against her mind controlled friend and her S-Class sister, Robomaid Mk. II Rena was able to restore her friend back to normal. But all was not well as the fedora man pressed a button that forced Mk. II to attack Robomaid! Rena put on her scary face and forced the man to rebuild her then sent the man to jail.
>Some other stuff happened with marks or whatever but that's not important.
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>We join our Hero as she sits down with her ally and eats what some can call food. Here we see her totally relaxed after a nice visit to the hospital with absolutely nothing in the world to do.

RM: ".... Mistress, Monster Master has called over 300 times now."

"Mhmm..."

I wonder when the new Hero Kart comes out. I heard that I'm gonna be the new racer they introduce. That would be pretty darn awesome to be in a video game. That's always been my dream.

I know I'm a good driver but I guess they'll need to balance it a bit. Maybe really tight steering but super light?

I heard they give cars based on the hero. I don't want a rock, though. Just a normal car will do.
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>>32639131
How is Bridgette doing? Has she been released from the hospital yet?
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>>32639131
It's going to be a flying rock that you use like a flying surfboard.
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>>32639131
Don't you already have a car? What happened to it?

Anyway, see what Cynthia wants. Maybe it's about Bridgette.
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Rolled 8

>>32639131
Rena, you've got to take responsibility for your actions.

you're retreating into yourself. Stop it.

If you become a Hikikomori, I'm just going to sing annoying songs in your head. Like Bananaphone.

And, to be fair, if you pull that 'lalala not listening' thing? Well, we helped you save Robomaid and we didn't know any better either. We only know what you inform us, after all- so it is as much on you as it is us.
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>>32639131
Rena you should stop letting those voice messages pile up.
I mean you're just sitting there eating chips. I know down time is important, but didn't bridgette have a heart attack?
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Get Robomaid to send them pictures of your real life Renamobile
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>>32639131
Maybe it's time to answer one of those calls?
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>>32639131
I don't think driving a rock would be fun.

It would actually be kind of hard to turn.
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>>32639131
Yeah, I think the whole rock-throwing gimmick is getting overdone.
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>>32639254
The pilgrims used to ride on rocks for miles.
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>>32639280
They're just so omnipresent!
Otherwise, we'd have to carry shit around.
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>>32639131
What about Mario Kart? Isn't Hero Kart just sort of a knockoff of the real thing?
Also yeah, call her back, her sister did just have a heart attack.
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>>32639131
Get Robomaid to send them images of the real Renamobile
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>>32639354
>the real Renamobile
A normal car with the letter R painted on the front?
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>>32639392
Just like all the other rena-things.
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>>32639354
"Hey, Robomaid. Can you make sure these people don't give me a rock as a car? That would be the worst thing ever."

RM: "But Mistress... Very well."

>>32639315
>>32639248
>>32639207
>>32639230


I don't even... Fine! But only because you helped me get Robomaid back...
I need to stop listening to voices in my head, I swear...

>Rena calls up Cynthia. The monster picks up and Rena can just tell from the start that she's using -that- voice of hers. The one she uses when she wants to play around and tease.

C: "Rena, sweetie~? Where are you~? You left me all alone in this hospital... You only got to see my dear sister for a moment. She really wants to see you again... Also we need to talk personally about that... Thing."

"Can't you just turn back to normal or something?"

C: "But it's not that simple~ Why don't you come by? Or meet me at my dear sweet little sister's home."

"I'll think about it."

>Rena hangs up.

Nope.
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>>32639402
You do sort of need to talk about that at some point.
Like, find out what it does.
Or take the sword to it.
Can't just leave this kind of thing hanging.

Though, cynthia kind of broke every bone in your body, so I understand your hesitation.
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>>32639402
You are being very irresponsible, the whole thing is your fault you know! For once, Cynthia is a victim of not one but two cruel twists of fate, and the actual person wronged.
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>>32639392
That we won in a karting race, yes
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>>32639402
Good choice. Go hang out with Shadowman instead. I bet he's lonely.
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>>32639402
Let's ask Shadow Man to help get us in to see Bridget without having to see Cynthia
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>>32639402
I think that she's trying to lure you into a trap.

Go check on Bridgette. Bring pizza.
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>>32639422
>>32639402
oh, also, poor bridgette. Not getting a proper visit because of all this.
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>>32639402
So she's now bound to you? What does that mean?
You should go check her out, maybe you can find a way to break free.
If you can't, you can always have her move in as your neighbor. That way she won't bother Bridgette as much.
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>>32639402
Goddamnit rena just go visit them.
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>>32639402
When you go to see her, bring hidden weapons for self-defense. Like a knife. Or a machine gun.
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>>32639402
You really need to check on Bridgette without seeing Cynthia.
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>>32639402
Rena, don't be that person. Just because you made a mistake does not mean you should run from it. You've got to be an adult and deal with the problem now while it's small.

I mean, you don't want to deal with a super stalker Cynthia, do you?
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>>32639402
Rena, you're a Paladin of Friendship. Kinda. If you stop being Friends to your friends, you'll lose your power!
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>>32639442
Nah, screw him. Get Caffo to follow us around, she'll serve as Cynthia repellent.

Or Celeste (former Anti-hero). Or Jade.
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Rolled 13

>>32639402
RENA.

You go to your friend's house- WHO HAD A HEART ATTACK- and see her at once.

Then you take responsibility for your actions. I thought you were supposed to have a kind heart and try to stand up and be a hero, someone for people to look up to.

If you're just going to avoid your responsibilities, why don't you just go back to being a cashier who lives off of frozen lasagna.

Wait- no. Because that girl DIDN't run away.

Where did that girl go, Rena?

Because she's not here right now.
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>>32639480
The second part of this is a valid choice.
>>32639402
If you don't meet cynthia on your own terms, she'll stalk you and meet you on hers.

Which way do you want it to be?
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>>32639402
Take responsibility you shameless coward.
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>>32639131
>Hero Kart 8
>Hero's are in their own video games

This fan art has never been more relevant. Or even more plausible than as of now.

The joke is that Rena is like Sora. A friendslut.
Bridgette is the Kairi to Rena.
Sparkle is Riku.
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>>32639402
Go gaze into the abyss. Make it blink first.
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>>32639512
Sora actually loves Kairi though
Romantically
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>>32639512
When did Rena get tits?
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>>32639402
How is robomaid going to make sure you don't get a rock car?
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>>32639512
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
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>>32639512

Oh.

What's the MGNQ card for?
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>>32639512
> The chiaki card
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>>32639547
She'll pose instead. So Rena gets to ride her in the next game.
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>>32639402
Goddamnit Rena get your shit together.

You're being kind of a bitch. Bridgette had a heart attack, damnit.
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>>32639402
On the front of optimism:

The binding probably didn't actually do anything significant.
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>>32639547
Find developers, punch them (repeatedly if needed) to guarantee suitable vehicle design.
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>>32639512
Who is the girl beneath Rena's ass? Not the MGNQ card, the one next to it with the scars
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>>32639402
>"Hey, Robomaid. Can you make sure these people don't give me a rock as a car? That would be the worst thing ever."
Sorry Rena, you're getting the Bouldermobile.
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>>32639591
I... I'm not being a bitch... I'm just... Ugh.

>>32639480
That's true... I'd rather just deal with normal Cynthia... But I kinda wanna see Bridgette, like, without her being there? I know that sounds a bit selfish but I just want to really be there with my friend and she always ruins it...

Alright, after I see Bridgette THEN I'll go see Cynthia. Yeah, that works. I won't run away from her! I'll just hide really really well until I'm ready!

>Rena calls up Shadow Master and asks if he can do her a favor. He says he'll do anything. She says she wants him to come over to her house for something super urgent and to bring his secrets of stealth.
>He seems a bit disappointed but agrees to come over. He has Robomaid wear his stealth suit to demonstrate it's capabilities.

SM: "As you can see she is completely invisible. While you wear this no one will be able to see you."

....
I'm almost certain I don't have some kinda magical sight. I can see her eyes glowing.
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>>32639577
>>32639581
That one was from the cross over thread.
I'm working on a comic book cover like version for MGNQ since Hero Quest is a comic book in that universe.
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Rolled 4

>>32639547
rolling for robomaid's seductiveness.
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>>32639577
>>32639581
The simple answer: homage.
The shadowrun answer: conspiracy.
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>>32639647
Try it on
See if either of them can see you when you wear it.
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>>32639539
You obviously have not played Kingdom Hearts 2.
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>>32639645
Next game Rena has the murderous look in her eyes.
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>>32639647
Shadow Master is kind of bad at this

He really should just stick to intel work, frankly.
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>>32639647
>He says he'll do anything.
>He seems a bit disappointed but agrees to come over.

this is a recipe for disaster.
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>>32639647
WEAR THE SUIT!
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>>32639647
How the heck does he get anywhere sneakily in that thing.
Rena, it's your best shot, but you'll probably have to rely on just... not being seen normally.

Maybe go in through the window.
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>>32639647
But you can see RoboMaid. She's not even hidden!
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Rolled 9

>>32639662
please, let's how Imouto does.

>>32639647
Now, have Shadowman disguise himself with freckles and a hoodie and walk about town.

Distractions, Rena. Distractions.
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>>32639647
Is this guy blind or something ?
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>>32639686
Well, he did recently come into possession of some prime real estate in the friendzone.
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>>32639647
Maybe you're just that good. Try it on and see if they can see you.

But what if Cynthia doesn't need to see you? What if she can SMELL you?
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>>32639647
Be polite. Say how that's great, but you need to hide from somebody who probably has magical sight.

I know, you need a disguise under that as well. Call Jade, see if she has any more costumes you can wear under that.
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Rolled 3

>>32639711
nurse. all or nothing.
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>>32639647
Take his glasses away from him and try them on. Maybe he just can't see shit.
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>>32639647
trust Shadowman, if it works for him it will work for you.

Also: Larro you are the worst kind of tease, I've been waiting for the new thread since thursday.
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Should we, one day, sit down and give shadowman an intervention?
I... think someone might need to tell him.
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>>32639647
>close enough.jpg
Take it, also wear a wig, just in case.
The only question is: brunette or blondie?
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Wasn't Shadow Man's arch-rival the Dark Stranger?
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>>32639647
Ask him if it works better without glowing eyes.
Maybe see if he'll let Robomaid try on his sunglasses.
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>>32639512
I'm just waiting on 8-bit Rena turning up
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>>32639647
On the plus side, you'll be able to conceal weapons under the cloak.
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Think of it this way:
MAYBE she won't expect us to be dressed in an overcoat, and will just ignore us.
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>>32639647
Yeah, I see why it doesn't work. Her eyes are glowing, that undermines the whole hiding effect. Yours don't (unless you've been drinking some odd chemicals laterly) so it will be good for you.
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>>32639750
...that he has no chance with Rena and should, like Bridgette, try to get over her?
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>>32639791
We should have some decoys out as well.

Maybe get Robomaid to dress as Rena, or throw Caffornicator at succubutt Cynthia.
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>>32639739
>>32639711
>>32639662
Now, let's see how the harem of Robo-sisters rates on appeal
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"I need to... I need to be able to hide from magical sight and all that. Do you have something a bit better?"

SM: "Of course. Ever since my suit was defeated by your Aura of Normality me and Velocity Raptor have been working on this. Behold."

>He presses a button on Robomaid's hat. She completely vanishes.

SM: "There you go. Completely invisible even to those who use magic to see. Only the wonders of technology could possibly detect you now. Amazing, is it not?"
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Maybe she's got disguises built in.

Ask Robomaid to activate schoolgirl mode.
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>>32639851
It's amazing alright, but has some noticeable...issues.
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>>32639851
That's actually way better.
Though now it's sort of like you have an invisible man wearing a coat.

I'll take it!
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>>32639642
It's a moesana that Larro did.
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>>32639851
On the plus side, nobody will know who's wearing the cloak.
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>>32639851
The cloak is still visible.

Steal her hat.
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>>32639851
Carefully reach to touch RM's face (don't poke her in the eye!). That actually IS pretty neat!
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>>32639851
not to rain on Shadowmans parade, but wouldn't the complete lack of a person inside a trenchcoat draw more attention than a bland/nondescript face wearing one?
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Rolled 14

>>32639851
Rena, we both can face the facts. Your allies are of no help. you can either run away to the wastelands with your Robot sister harem-thing you've got going, or you can face the music and see Cynthia.

Because its only a matter of time until she goes to her mother and father and tells them about how the two of you are bonded for eternity. And from there, its only a quick step to a monster-family shotgun wedding.
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>>32639851
Well, at least no one will be able to tell it's you
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>>32639851
I seriously think there might be something wrong with his vision. Ask to borrow his glasses.
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>>32639402
Rena, you did to Cynthia what Fedora Man did to Robomaid. You need to fix this
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>>32639851
But you see, you only need to make people think you're someone other than Rena, so this actually works

Unless Cynthia has some kind of /u/dar, in which case you wouldn't be able to hide anyways.
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>>32639851
A floating hat and coat is pretty obvious, Rena.
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>>32639851
It'll do. Pretend to be one of Bridgette's other friends that she had in college and was trying to catch up with her.
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>>32639877
What's "moesana"
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>>32639512
>brown Rena
No, I don't like it
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>>32639954
Or, you know, she can sense her master, like the majority of bound beings
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>>32639956
I know.
let's stick a SCARF on there to cover up the invisibleness.
Perfect!
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>>32639960
It is a portmanteau of moe and persona
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>>32639960
The drawing of a QM as a cute little girl.
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>>32639986
That's what I said

/u/dar

you-dar

The joke is it's a pun.
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>>32639851
Sure, try it, what the hell. Hopefully it won't fry your brain or something.

Maybe you should wait till it's night for it to have the full effect.
>"I am the rock that rolls in the night!"
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>>32639642
It's Raindrops during her magical girl stint.
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>>32639851
Aren't you linked at the soul? Can you even hide from her at this point?
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>>32639960
He probably means "moesona" ... well, it's /qtg/ thing that started with Decu getting drunk and people giving him ideas to draw personifications of various QMs. It was funny and lewd (but still SFW).
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Rolled 5

>>32640020
So...

What you're saying is...

"Let's Get Dangerous?"
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>>32639851
Huh, so you DO have magical eyes
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>>32640055
>>32639851
actually, yeah.
Rena, where'd you get your magic eyes?
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>>32639954
Caffornicator definitely has one
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>>32640055
Rena's special power is common sense.
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>>32640029
It started with some anon drawing them of Angelic and then Decu started doing the lewd ones for everyone else.
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>>32640075
What if we just used Caffornicator to run Rena in, and then drive Cynthia away, or hook up with her, but I don't think that'll happen due to a certain poking.
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>>32640106
It can work.

Though Caffo's probably already there and apologizing to Bridgette for the whole incident.
She's also visiting altSparkle and Olivia.
Best girl.
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>>32640029
Does anyone know where I can find these, short of going on foolz and trying to go through every /qtg/ ever which would probably be suicidal, even for me?
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"I guess that actually works but... Can I borrow your glasses?"

SM: "Uhm... Sure. Just be sure not to press the button on the side."

"Alright."

>Rena takes the glasses and puts them on, pushing the button on the side as she does so. She does not do well when it comes to resisting pressing things.
>As she puts the glasses on everything seems to be mostly normal, albeit very dark, but the dark cloak that Robomaid was wearing seems to almost completely vanish. In fact anything covered in even a little shadow is almost invisible to her.

That actually explains a lot...
And now I'm hearing even more voices.

SM: "Rena, can I get those back? I honestly can't see a thing."
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>>32640125
She just has so much friendliness and niceness to give!
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>>32640162
It is in one of the QTGs that got logged in suptg.

Only two or three ever had.
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>>32640198
...how did he ever think he had a chance with Rena if he could read her surface thoughts?
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>>32640106
Hey, we own Cynthia's soul. We can just order her to go on a nice, chaste date and get to know her better. Just tell Caffornicator to behave herself or else Cynthia is allowed to hurt her
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>>32640198
uh, shadow man.
I think you were completely visible all the times you used your old cloak. And just really good at hiding.
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>>32640162
here's most of them https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/30930696/
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>>32640238
I wonder if Rena has any surface thoughts.
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>>32640198
Can someone translate that binary?
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>>32640198
Yeah, give those back. Tell him how he should probably get those fixed.
Also, Robomaid, lewd.

>>32640238
He wasn't wearing the glasses during the date.
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>>32640198
Give them back, of course.
>>32640247
nooooo! no soul orders!
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>>32640257
She does.

Us
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>>32640198
"Okay, but you should know that these things make it impossible to see shadows. I don't think you were actually turning invisible.
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>>32640275
So Shadowman could read us?
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>>32640198
You should ask him to make you a pair of those. With the button.
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>>32640270
Just a date. She doesn't even have to do anything beyond talking
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>>32640198
What is robomaid thinking?
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Rolled 4

>>32640198
Stare harder at Robomaid, Rena.

She's basically your wife, so its cool.
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>>32640198
Give them back
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>>32640262
Before the date though.
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>>32640275
I feel sorry for the poor guy.
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>>32640299
No! That opens the doors for all sorts of ordering shenanigans. Like next time we're a vampire.

It's a neverending arms race I don't want to start.
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>>32640292
That's what he fell in love with
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>>32640198
I really, really need to use those in a mirror.
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>>32640292

More than that.

Notice that Robomaid's clothes vanished.

It sees through clothing.
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Wait, so everything black is see-through?

Rena, what color is your hero uniform?
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>>326403
GENIOUS
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>>32640262
>lewd
Sport bra and boyshorts are pure!
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>>32640302
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>Why are all of mistress's friends so stupid.
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>>32640406
>spoiler
kek
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Rolled 10

>>32640406
>>Why are all of mistress's friends so stupid.

There's a reason Robomaid is a best.

If only we could get a surprise Imouto glomp around now.
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>>32640356
>It sees through clothing.
No, it doesn't. Shadow Man's tie and shirt is perfectly visible.
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>>32640406
>>32640198
Rena's no genius, robomaid.
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>>32640424

Hes the one with the glasses, he'd obviously get clothes that are proof against see-through glasses.

It'll be one of the first things i'd do.
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>>32640198
Why did I bother translating what Robomaid said?
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>>32640438
Yes, but Rena is dumb in a loveable and somehow competent way.
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"Here."

>Rena takes off the glasses and hands them back to Shadow Man. She also asks him if he can make her a pair of her own. He says he'll try but it's mostly a prototype meant to make everything covered in shadows turn invisible. So far it's really been working when combined with the cloak but not against those with the Aura of Normality.
>Rena asks if it instead just makes things that are shadowy appear invisible ton the person wearing them.
>Shadow Man says that is impossible.

>He lets Rena borrow his cloak for the day with the promise that she will absolutely return it. It's very important to him.
>Rena thanks Shadow Man for his help and sets out to the hospital under disguise.

>As she gets closer she feels a familiar presence. Cynthia walks up to her looking rather down.

C: "Shadow Man?"

>Rena jumps up a bit but regains her composure. She nods.

C: "You're Rena's friend, right? Have you seen her around?"

>She shakes her head.

C: "I see... If you do please tell her to come see me. It's... Very important. Tell her that changing back didn't work and that I don't know what to do. I'm so worried about my dear sweet Rena. Will you tell her that for me?"

>Rena shakes her head.

C: "What's wrong, Shadow Man? Are you feeling ill?"

>She moves a bit closer to Rena.

C: "Can you repeat what I asked you to tell my dear Rena? I just want to make sure you got it right."
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>>32640447
Not to get constantly distracted by your own... visibility? And by distracted I mean aroused.
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>>32640468
pull a "hey look over there" gesture then dissapear like batman into the broomcloset.

Stay there for eight hours waiting for cynthia to leave.
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>>32640468
Don't get distracted, Rena!
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>>32640468
Take out a piece of paper and write it down
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>>32640468
Whisper "n-no... it's my throat..." and try to sound hoarse.
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>>32640468
>>He lets Rena borrow his cloak for the day with the promise that she will absolutely return it. It's very important to him.
>What could go wrong.jpg
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>>32640524
that's not a bad idea.
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Rolled 19

>>32640468
Touch the bellybutton again, Rena.

It might undo it. You know, like a game console. Press the power button once to turn it on, again to turn it off.

I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen?
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>>32640468
It's obvious what you must do. Imitate Shadow Man.
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>>32640468
Cough audibly, then put on your deepest voice and gargle "Got a cold, sorry."
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>>32640560
But we carry no spaghetti to drop!
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>>32640468
>my dear sweet Rena
Try not to panic.
Panic a lot.

Grab a piece of paper and write it down, say how you've got a bad cold and can't speak.
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>>32640468
You may just have to reveal that you are rena, and you were trying to sneak past in a disguise because you are terrified of her, but still want to visit bridgette.
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>>32640468
Don't worry, the cloak come in with a voice modulating device.
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We totally need a chapter of us reading everyone's thoughts with those glasses
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>>32640256
>>32640162
Oh hey, found it. It's tagged as "QM Smut Quest" on sup/tg/
It started with the QM Quest in the thread http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28785732/#p28794314 and then Decu joined in http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28785732/#p28795141

Larro did Decu's though https://twitter.com/HeroRena/status/412118526061576192
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>>32640356
it sees through darkness.
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>>32640621
>I wish Rena would stop fucking up for just one day
>Peasant Rena is a dear friend, we should do something to show our appreciation, like have Lolu build us a giant statue of friendship
>I just want to forget everything and be friends with her. When is it going to stop hurting?
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>What kind of monster can I trick her into becoming this time?
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>Rena coughs a bit and speaks in a very low rough voice.

"I uh... Have a cold right now. -cough- -cough-!"

>Cynthia stares at Rena for a while and then nods.

C: "That's fine. Take care, okay?"

>Rena nods and quickly rushes into the hospital. Inside she sees Rena and... Alternate Sparkle who, oddly enough, has a pair of eyes similar to Dead-Eye's. The two of them are chatting about something when she steps in. At first the two of them look confused but once Rena takes off her disguise Bridgette smiles. Alternate Sparkle, however, looks away from the Hero.

B: "Hey! Welcome back, you gonna stay for more than a minute this time?"

"Haha, yeah. I... I kinda had to sneak around your sister."

B: "Huh? What for? I thought you two made up again? She told me she's been trying to get you to come here like all day."
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>>32640757
>>010011010110100101110011011101000111001001100101011100110111001100100000011011100110010101100101011001000111001100100000011101000110111100100000011001110110010101110100001000000110110001100001011010010110010000101110
But she's renasexual!
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>>32640783
Pretty sure she's crazy again.
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>>32640783
>Inside she sees Rena and
Wait, what?
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>>32640783
Rena fucked up!
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>>32640783
We'll tell you all about how we pressed her belly button sigil and now she's forever bound to us later.

How are you holding up?
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>>32640783
Bridgette is like your bestest friend, just tell her what the mean voices in your head told you to do.
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>>32640783
That's on Rena for flipping Cynthia's switch.
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>>32640783
Apparently poking satanic symbols on people's stomachs isn't a very good idea
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>>32640783
Tell Bridgette what happened but do it in as a proposal for a threesome
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>>32640783
Just explain the succubus magic.

And don't hug the rape victim again. Holy shit why did you ever think that was a good idea. You are visually identical to her rapist and tormentor.

Remember that the voices in your head don't actually have much of a clue what they are doing.
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Rolled 20

>>32640783
Its only because Rena's afraid to own up to her mistakes and commitment, Bridgette. Refused to answer 300 calls, which is actually pretty dedicated.

Anyway, she looks better and alt. Sparkle looks, well, young now. How's she doing now that she can see and isn't dying of cancer? Not crazy?
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>>32640783
>B: "Huh? What for? I thought you two made up again? She told me she's been trying to get you to come here like all day."
I accidently bound her to me.

I blame the whole succubus thing.

On an unrelated note, what are succubi afraid of?
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>>32640783
"I think she's plotting something again and I want to help you recover before I deal with it. How are you holding up? She didn't hurt you too badly, did she?"
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>>32640872
Starvation. So Rena.
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>>32640872
>On an unrelated note, what are succubi afraid of?
Chastity belts
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>>32640783
"I'm not really comfortable with being bound to your sister for all eternity. It's not like I don't like her, but… Anyway, how are you doing?"
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>>32640872
They're demons, so crosses, holy water, bibles, the works.
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>>32640783
i touched her tralala
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>>32640783
Rena. Bridgette is your breastest- I mean bestest friend. You can tell her anything.
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>>32640830
>>32640831
>>32640841
>>32640852
>>32640861
>>32640863
>>32640872
>actually believing the soul-bond thing
It has no mythological basis and it doesn't may any sense fo a succubus to have such a glaring weakness. Not to mention that we only know of it from someone who has a history of telling lies, of which this is by far the most far-fetched.
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>>32640926
her ding ding dong?
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>>32640783
we may have pressed the cool looking rune on her stomach and did some weird demon stuff.
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>>32640783
Hi olivia!
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>>32640926
>>32640947
She got WHAT?
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>>32640972
Sadly, that's not Olivia
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>>32640861
Yeah, maybe apologize for that hug while you're at it.
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"Well... You know how she's a succubus? I may have pressed that thingy on her belly button... And now she's bound to me forever... I don't know how to deal with that..."

B: "... Seriously? Did Sparkle tell you that?"

"Huh? Y-yeah. How did you know that?"

B: "Cause I overheard them talking about that earlier. The two of them were chatting and Sparkle pointed out the symbol. Cynthia said it's supposed to make someone who touches it break a contract with the succubi. Kinda like an emergency safe word. Sparkle bet that you would press it so they agreed that if you did they would lie to you. So... They both have been fucking with you this whole time."

"What!?"

B: "Yeah. I can see Sis doing that but I'm actually kinda surprised Sparkle played along. I thought she was a stiff."

"I... Why would they do that to me?"

B: "Probably because you're so adorably gullible."

"That's so mean! I was worried this whole time!"

>Bridgette looks like she can barely hold back her laughter as she just shrugs.

This...
I am very upset about this! I can understand Cynthia but Sparkle too!? She's my friend!
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>>32641060
Pout. Pout like you've never pouted before.
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>>32641060
>>I am very upset about this! I can understand Cynthia but Sparkle too!? She's my friend!
Revengeance time.
Invite Sparkles to a 3d movie.
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>>32641060

Make your saddest unhappy face at them.

It will either break their hearts or make them laugh to the point of injury.
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>>32641060
Pretend like you still don't know and force Cynthia to go on a date with Caffornicator.

It's nice to see her and Sparkle getting along, though.
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>>32641060
Hot springs chapter?
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>>32641060
Waiiiiit

What if Bridgette is using this to mess with all three of you? Who do you trust more? Sparkle, or Bridgette?

Only one way to find out.

Order Cynthia to do lewd things then kiss her. and see what happens.
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>>32641060
Rena, next time you see Cynthia, you need to show her your angry face.
Sparkle too.
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Rolled 11

>>32641060
To be fair?

you had it coming.

Now, why is alternate sparkle backing away?
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>>32641060
Sparkle, I am disapoint.
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>>32641060
Rena. It's time for vengeance.

We need to trick them back somehow.
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>>32641060
Try not to come up with elaborate revenge schemes this time.
Also, try to enjoy your time with bridgette even though you are grumpy. The best solution to feeling down is doing something you enjoy.
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>>32641060
Hug Bridgette for being the best friend and apparently only trustworthy one
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>>32641060
Ah, laugh it off. They got you real good Rena.
Now plan a counter prank with Bridgette. Something equally harmless at least so you don't get murdered by Cynthia again.
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>>32641125
actually, yeah.
Bridgette, you are a good bro for telling us about this.
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>>32641060
Must be payback for the video thing, friends tease each other
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>>32641094
You're a horrible person anon
Awesome suggestion
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>>32641149
Damnit, she broke all rena's bones.
THAT is payback.
This is just rubbing in that we can't prank her, but she can prank us.
Maybe air our grievances in the fairness of pranking with her.
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>>32641060
Let's work with Bridgette to get counter-revenge. On video. And then post it to HeroTube.
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>>3264Since she is supposedly bound, you van teki her to do anything and she vas to do it.
Aldo, why is sparkle2 in here?
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Rolled 20

>>32641060
Rena, disregard EVERYTHING.

Crazy Revenge scheme time.

Go to Monster Matriarch and clue her in, then have the two of you go to Cynthia and tell her that you confessed everything and felt really bad and that you had to take responsibility for your actions0 to which the monster matriarch will tell Cynthia:

"The Wedding will be in an hour"
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>>32641149
That is giving me an idea.

Lets tape Sparkles' drunken rants about dead magical girls and put them online.
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>>32641060
I didn't realize Cynthia and Sparkle were so close
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>>32641060
Why did you even believe her to begin with?

Well, in any case, we have yet another reason not to trust her with anything.
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Guys I don't think a neverending prank war is a good idea, as we'll just get our bones broken.
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>>32641155
We could go out to an omelette place before the movie.
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>>32641208
Oh, they're close alright.
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>>32641196
But we didn't bring the glasses, how can we see this?
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>>32641189
Yes yes brilliant
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Well, it's simple. Tell Cynthia we've researched the bond, and that apparently the only way to break it is to throw rocks at her belly button.
Or we introduce her properly to Caffornicator.

As for Sparkle, ask her when the wedding is. Then insist you help them organize it.
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>>32641060
Maybe apologize to alt sparkle for interrupting. Probably too late by now.
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>>32641211
>This quitter
I bet you hate America, and fun.
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>>32641060
You kind of brought it on yourself for messing with her, though. Cycle of vengeance and all that.
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>>32641267
Tell caffo what sparkle told us about the belly pentagram
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>>32641060
She not only lied to us about magic, she took advantage of our good nature just to pick on us. That is just disgusting. Don't forget this the next time you see her.
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>>32641189
Do it
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tell bridgette that you're going to prank cynthia

you and her can't be together because you have to be with your true love: bridgette

cynthia wouldn't do anything to truly hurt her so you're in the clear

since bridgette is such a good friend she wouldn't mind playing along!
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>>32641189
Fucking THIS.

The dice will it.
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>>32641299
No, just tell Caffo to push it.
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>>32641189
man your rolls are good but your ideas are dumb
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>>32641311
Where's the prank, anon?
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>>32641245
Cynthia's blonde? I always figured her as brunette.
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>>32641060
We're only days away from fighting an interdimensional invader. This is the worst time to lie to people.

Well, there's no sense worrying about it before you're armed. Ask bridgette how well she's recovering from being attacked.
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>>32641189
This
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>>32641369
Ha.

hahahaha.

She is.
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>>32641369
She's a shapeshifter first and foremost.
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>>32641372
We should really stick around for a while with bridgette.
She's super important, and we don't want to run off after a minute to prank war.
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>>32641396
Yeah, vengeance can wait. We should set it in motion, though, and play as we know nothing.

In the meantime, we should check on Bridgette and altSparkle.
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>>32641060
If you've got something to say to Sparkle, call her up and say it. She's spent too much time thinking that she's the only person who does things right. She needs to be called out when she does something stupid.
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Yall are weird.
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>>32641060
I'd guess shes trying to teach you a lesson about your own impulsiveness.

The main thing to take away from this is you dont gotta be responsible for Cynthias soul
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>we're not taking responsibility
this is nothing like my chinese cartoons
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>>32641514
You're right. It's our mistake, we should fix it.

Grab the sword, and start swinging it around Cynthia. Maybe you'll cut the bond, maybe you won't.
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>>32641514
Rena has lost her way.
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>>32641557
This.

But don't use the REAL sword obviously. Too dangerous. Some kind of replica should have the desired effect.

(For extra shits and giggles, get Bridgette to turn her into something random as yoy do it)
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>>32641107
What's a hot spring?

It doesn't matter...
I'm not going to sit down and take this! She had me super freaked out! Even if she gets me back I won't let this stand! I just... I just need to do something...

>>32641189
Yes... That can work... And then at the end when she's super freaked out we can both say 'Gotcha!' She'll be so embarrassed.

>>32641211
>>32641372
>>32641396
I... Yeah. Okay... Maybe not now... But I'm not gonna let her forget this... Or Sparkle! I'm very upset with her!

I'm gonna call her about this.

>Rena calls up Magical Vampire Sparkle and speaks her mind to the girl. She rants for ten minutes about friendship and trust and how could she!

MGV: "... Maybe you'll stop touching random shit."

-click-

........

B: "Hey, it's okay. Sometimes you get pranked by your friends. That's how you know you're good friends."

>Alternate Sparkle has somehow snuck out of the room. Rena pulls up a chair beside Bridgette and sighs. Her friend pats her back.

B: "There there."

"Sorry. I'm fine. How are you?"

B: "I'm good. I took too much of Caffornicator's secret coffee so my heart kinda stopped but I'm fine now. It takes a lot more than that to kill a monster."

"Your sister was really worried about you."

B: "She overreacts. I'm sure she knows I would survive it."

"I didn't... Was that Alt Sparkle?"

B: "Ah, she doesn't want to be called that anymore. She's deciding on a new name. She actually wants to try and be a Hero again. Redeem some of the stuff she did wrong."

"Really? Oh man I could give her some advice on that."

B: "Ehh... I'd hold off on it for now... It's not that she doesn't like you or anything but she mostly wants to be alone."

"Oh... Okay."

>The two of them sit in silence for a while as Rena fidgets around, unsure of what to say.

I see her in the hospital way too many times...
I need to do something to make her happy or something. I feel like I'm kinda to blame for this.
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>>32641601
>(For extra shits and giggles, get Bridgette to turn her into something random as yoy do it)
Space amoeba girl?
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>>32641389
I'm guessing Bridgettes little stunt might take a while to wear off fully.
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>>32641514
This would be a good prank. We should marry Cynthia in front of Brigitte. Then Brigitte can be in on it and "pass" Rena to Cynthia.

Cynthia will be confused and Jade Revolver will go so ballistic that Nega-Rena will explode.
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>>32641609
Talk about your daring rescue-operation of the robo-sisters!
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Rolled 14

>>32641609
There's someone else behind you, Rena.

Watch out for your hats.
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>>32641609
>MGV: "... Maybe you'll stop touching random shit."
Sparkle, that goes against the very core of our being! Asking us to not touch random shit is like asking us to not press big red buttons explicitly labelled to be not touched!
It's madness!
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>>32641609
>I need to do something to make her happy or something. I feel like I'm kinda to blame for this.

Bring her good food. Hospital food is shit.
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>>32641615
Isn't that just a cosmic googirl?
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>>32641609
You guys keep getting hospitalized. It's weird.
Also, Hi olivia!

Entertain her in some way. Be a good guest. Tell stories, play games, get her a snack from the corner store if she needs.
It's not easy to cheer up a sick friend. Though she seems to be getting better.
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>>32641609
Wait, who's the brown girl?
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>>32641609

Tell Bridgette you're going to be in Hero Kart so she can finally beat you at the game... even if it is just AI controlled.

Ask her if she wants to get dinner somewhere to clean out the taste of hospital food.

Isn't Bridgette proud of her costume? Maybe let her design you a proper hero costume sometime!
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>>32641672
>Also, Hi olivia!
We should put a nurse hat on Olivia's head.

>>32641671
possibly
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>>32641683
olivia.
The one we don't make wear hats.
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>>32641643
This sounds fun. Also tell her about your apartment complex you own and discuss things to do with it.

Or tell her about how you're in a video game and try to get villains their own kart racer
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>>32641696
nonononononononononononononono
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>>32641609
Rena, there's someone behind you.

>>32641683
EdgeMurder.
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>>32641696
>we should mindrape Olivia
How about no
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>>32641707
>>32641643
oh man, we own an apartment complex now, I forgot.
And there's some robots! doing their own robot things. You don't keep track of them. One's your roommate!
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>>32641710
What is the worst that could happen?
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>>32641736
Villainy
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>>32641696

There is only one hat we should put on her

Shadow Man's hat that we currently have with us
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YES

BUILD AN AWESOME NIGHTCLUB
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>>32641758
Acceptable risk.
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>>32641760
That's a trilby, right? Not a fedora?
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>>32641609
You know, I was really hoping that she'd listen this time. Her self-righteousness is going to cause a horrible mess one of these days.
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>>32641777
Rena's house of Rock
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>>32641609
I still think forcing Cynthia to date Caffornicator is a great prank. Tell her you think only Caffo can break the seal or something
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Rolled 17

>>32641609
Call Robomaid, Robomaid MkII, and Robonurse for Bridgette to meet. Robonurse could help Bridgette recover faster is she's not fine already.

When you're done talking with bridgette, ask her to summon her mother, if she wouldn't have a problem with it, as yo need to talk to her.
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>>32641831
Indeed.

Where heroes and villains can mingle!
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>>32641609
Tell her you're sorry for getting her into this mess. Ask her if there's anything she'd like you to do.
And grab her some food, maybe try to arrange for a better room while she's in the hospital.

Also, you own an apartment building now. Maybe she'd like to move in there?
And get Robomaid II as a roomie?
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>>32641777
Hold up, then we'd be in direct competition with Queeny. While most of the antics would be fun and in good fun i dont doubt she'd burn down our place eventually
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>>32641911
So, adjust plans.

Make it someplace that's open during the day, no competition.
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>>32641911
we could have Queenie for silent partner
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>>32641935
Rena's Rocking Restaurant?
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>>32641911
>>32641935
Make it a cafe instead. A calm, easygoing neutral zone for heroes and villains to relax at.
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>>32641967
Eh, we should probably just keep it an apartment, but reinforce it enough that heroes and villains can live here comfortably without worrying about nemesises breaking in through walls.
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>>32641987
A maid cafe.

We already have the maids for it.
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>>32641989
Let's start a gaming club!
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>>32641989
MyBase! An unbreakable lair for a price that won't break your wallet!
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>>32642018
Considering Rena's knowledge of Annie Mays, would she even know what a Maid Cafe is?
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>Rena turns and looks but there is no brown girl behind her... Whoever it was they're already gone.

>>32641643
>>32641707

>Rena begins telling Bridgette the stories of her adventures the past day. She tells her about how she lost her Robomaid but then saved her by defeating her really creepy master. Not only that but she got her sisters out too!
>She also mentions that she owns an apartment building now and asks Bridgette if she'd like to move in. Rena mentions she might make it into a neutral zone where Heroes and Villains can relax. She appreciates the offer but has to decline, her place has some sentimental value to it.

"Oh, would you like anything to eat? I know the food here sucks."

B: "Uh, yeah. I guess whatever you think is good. Actually, nevermind. Can you just get me a sandwich from the shop down the street? Chicken and lettuce."

"Sure thing!"

>Rena heads off to the store.
=====================================

>We now join Jade Revolver as she writes down her latest lewd fanfic involving Rena, Queen of the World, and her plant. Just as she gets to the good part her mother knocks on the door.

"Jade, sweetie, your Hero friend is here to see you. The one with the red hair."

Rena!?

Oh my gosh, Rena is here! To see me!!!
AH! I have all my stuff lying around! Oh god I can't just hide it all under my bed! My fanfics are all around!
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>>32642053
Hey, we have Bridgette and Robomaid to bounce ideas off. Maybe they'd like to be our partners in starting the business and suggest a maid cafe or a fancy restaurant.
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>>32642053
Sure! It's like a restaurant, but you clean instead of cooking! Sounds like just the sort of thing Rena would be good at. Though I'm not entirely sure how it'd work...
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>>32642077
IT'S A TRAP
DON'T GO
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE
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>>32642077

...But Rena is in the hopsital visiting Bridgette right now.

Hide all your shit and run.

Run!
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>>32642077
It's time for best girl.
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Rolled 15

>>32642077
No, its evil Rena.Real Rena is with Bridgette.

Flee.

FLEE
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>>32642077
Put some pants on first.
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>>32642077
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
Its the alt universe one. No answering the door.
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Rolled 13

>>32642077
But Rena's at the sandwich store
HIDE
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>>32642077
This might sound paranoid, but you should be paranoid.
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>>32642077
That's the WRONG RENA
I think!
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>>32642077
WAIT A MINUTE
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
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>>32642077
You really ought to have a special box for all your lewd things. Then you'll know where they are when you need them.

Hey, most of those are AU fanfics, right?
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>>32642077
She seemed interested in our fanfics last time! Why not leave them out and show her?
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>>32642077
ABORT ABORT
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>>32642077
Just don't let her get into your room. Take her out for coffee, say how you're going out anyway.
Do your folks own a sandwich shop, by the way?

And wasn't your real name Eliza?
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>>32642077
This is suspect. Rena's friend was recently hospitalized; she should be visiting her right now. Check you hero detector to see if Rena's actually nearby.
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>>32642077
Full Serious Jade, the real Rena is buying a chicken sandwich for Bridgette right now. Seriously, why aren't you writing more lewds with the Monster Family? Do you have any other friend with red hair? Else it's probably Alt-Rena
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>>32642077
PANIC.

BARRICADE THE DOORS, HIDE EVERY DOUJIN, ENCRYPT YOUR FANFICS ON YOUR HARD DRIVE AND BURN THAT COPY YOU ARE WRITING ON PAPER. SHE MUST NEVER KNOW WHAT KINKY THINGS SHE IS DOING TO YOUR SELF INSERT.

Then by all means
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>>32642077
Oh gosh, your idol is here! Quickly go see her!
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>>32642155
Yes, but she likes to be called Jade.
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>>32641967
We don't have the rights to Renas likeness
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NOT REAL RENA

WARNING

NOT REAL RENA

WARNING
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>>32642077
Do your best not to get killed by alternate rena.
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Rolled 20

>>32642077
Go and see her.

Everything's fine.

Listen only to the sounds of MY voice
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>>32642265
Welp.
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>>32642077
Go see Rena!

Don't listen to all these stupid voices. They're just shitposting.
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>>32642265
Listen to this guy jade, he rolled a 20
he's legit
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>>32642265
Can't be helped
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>>32642265
Its over. Jade is kill.
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>>32642265
20's says it's the real Rena. Why would the dice gods lie?
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>>32642265
Obviously JR, you should listen to this person. Everyone else is just yelling and not being helpful at all.
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>>32642265
Can't argue with a 20. Answer the door, Jade
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Huh. We're getting a lot of 20s today (and a lot of rolls, considering we weren't supposed to roll for anything this whole thread).
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>>32642265
Dice gods NEVER want good things to happen to people, Jade.
The 20 is the manifestation of their infinite cruelty.
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>>32642077
How does Rena know where you live? Have you ever invited her over?

Maybe it's some other redheaded friend of yours.
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Eh..? What... What are you guys talking about? Alternate Rena? Like, in my fan fics?
That doesn't make any sense...

>>32642145
I do but... I keep opening it...

>>32642383
That's a good point! I don't think I've ever showed her where I live... But she IS a hero.

>>32642265
>Jade finishes stashing her lewd official Rena merchandise away and looks out the window to see if it's really her.

That... Did Rena make her hair longer? And get boobs?

She... Kinda looks hot like that.
Like in my commissions...
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>>32642413
Yep, that's alternate evil rena.
Just like in your commissions.
Play nice and try not to get murdered.
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>>32642413
Hit on her
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>>32642413
>Rena with boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs
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>>32642413
Run away Jade, your life is in danger!
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Rolled 14

>>32642413
Give her a hug. Don't get shanked.
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Rolled 16

>>32642413
Go see her. She obviously just got her hair done and wants to show it to you. She's getting along great with your mother, so you should introduce her to your mother, like a good daughter.

Everything's fine.

Listen only to the sounds of MY voice
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>>32642413
Damn, altRena's got it going on.

Come on, say hi. See what's up and if she'd like to go grab some coffee.
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>>32642413
>boobs
If she starts making lesbian overtones it's a fake
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>>32642413
>Rena
>Having boobs

There is clearly something wrong here.
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Rolled 14

>>32642413

Hug her
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>>32642413
Go tell her that you like her new look.
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>>32642413
My Little Omnicidal Maniac Can't be This Cute.
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>>32642413
Jade, please go out with me.
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>>32642413
That isn't Rena.
Think about it. The chat about the inter-dimensional crisis that you heard while at the Hero/Villain's cribs.
Rena being interested with your Fanfics.
Your undying devotion has spawned a parallel universe! And this is the Rena from that Universe!
I know both of those things are cool, but she's evil and will kill/rape/mindrape you. She'll do at least two out of three. So run.
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>>32642413
How did Alt Rena even get boobs
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>>32642489
She drank her milk.
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>>32642477
>My Little Omnicidal Maniac
They cancelled that show after the fourth season. Something about inspiring copycat killers.
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>>32642413
SHAPESHIFTER! FLEE!
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>>32642489
Everyone knows evil is an all natural breast enhancer.
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>>32642489
Magic
I ain't gotta explain shit
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>>32642489
Stole them, probably.
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>>32642459
Better yet, ask her to go with you for some lasagna. If she says no, panic.
Who're we kidding, love for lasagna transcends time and space.
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>>32642489
She stole the breast-power from an A-class villain
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>>32642489
Shebhas shapeshifter powers
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>>32642413
There's a high chance that this is an evil alternate Rena. If so, she's extremely dangerous; you'll want to play dumb and not let her know that you know. We don't know how much she knows about this world, so stay alert.
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>>32642489
AltRena has shapeshifting powers. And is incredibly cute.
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Besides Ignis, have we really seen anybody die so far?

Just something to think about.
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>>32642581
EdgeMurder and the Sparkles, almost.

And all those people the Plague Doctor killed.
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>>32642413
abort abort abort.

get your fanfics somewhere very very very far away. Like, on the far side of entropy if you can

This is a doppelganger. You can tell because she looks like the commissions and not like the real Rena. Only a doppelganger or a shapeshifter would make that sort of error
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>>32642581
Ignis didn't even die.
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Rolled 15

>>32642413
Compliment Rena for her Makeover and give her a hug. Hug her tight.
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Rolled 5

>>32642413
Jade Revolver, KILL.
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>>32642596
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ANON

He's obviously a doppleganger himself! Who else would know about a doppleganger's weakness?
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>>32642077
Jade.

Where are your guns
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Rolled 2

>>32642413
Waitaminute.

Something's not right here.

Look critically for details.
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>>32642659
That's skinwalker talk.
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>>32642678
At least I'm not a gelatinous doppleganger!
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>>32642413
You're mom sure is pretty
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>>32642413
You need to investigate more closely. First-hand, as it were. You'd best go greet her.
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>>32642482
>>32642444
>>32642429
>>32642543
What.
WHAT!?

>Jade Revolver ducks down and as she feels her blood chill.

That... That doesn't make any sense... She shouldn't be real! And in my story... I didn't get up to this part yet! This can't be!

What do I do!?

>Jade hears the front door open and the sound of footsteps. Her mom calls out to her.

M: "Jade, sweetie! Your friend is waiting for you!"

Oh god
Oh god.
She's right downstairs with mom!
Evil Rena is EVIL! She did horrible things to Magical Girl Sparkle! WHAT IF SHE DOES HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!?

>>32642660
I... I have them in my desk.

>Jade crawls over to her desk and grabs her revolvers. Feeling their weight in her hand calms her down a bit.
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Actually, this is a great chance to learn about villainy.
Learn from Good Rena how to be a Hero, and from Evil Rena how to be a villain.

Then become the most powerful Heroic Villain to ever exist.
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>>32642708
Call real rena.
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Rolled 15

>>32642708
PANIC
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>>32642708

Quick, send a text to Rena or call her. Alert her that her alternate self has gained entry into this universe and is at your house right now.
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>>32642708
Call real Rena. Flee.
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Rolled 20

>>32642708
You think this is somehow the fault of Alt-Jade Revolver?
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>>32642708
Call real Rena to make absolutely sure and then you have to get her away from your mom
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Rolled 19

>>32642708
Jade, you're overreacting. Listen to yourself, listening to these crazy voices.

Fiction is fiction.

That's Rena. She's rich and look however she wants. You know her.

Calm down. Relax.

Everything will be just fine.

Tune out these nutjobs and listen to me, the voice of reason.

Would I steer you wrong?
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Rolled 3

>>32642708
You're overreacting. A fanfic character of yours is real? Cmon. Settle down before they send you to the loony bin.
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>>32642708
Well Jade, guess what she's gonna do to your mom if she realizes you've fled? The only option is to face her head-on.
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>>32642708
Play it cool jade.
You can't take evil rena in a fight. Your best chance is to act like nothing is wrong.
Or call for help then buy time.
Depending on whether or not you think you can avoid being used as a human shield when rescue comes.
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>>32642708
Jade, please go out with me. Maybe not today, since you're trying to not get killed and all, but let's go on a date.
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>>32642708
Don't try to fight her you fool. She can take on several S class heroes and villains at the same time.

Your only chance is to get out of there alive.
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>>32642708
Look on the bright side! Maybe someone just hired you a hooker?
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>>32642708
Well you cant fight her. But this is Rena you are dealing with, evil or not. Think.
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Rolled 18

>>32642708
DON'T PANIC, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
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>>32642759
Well it is now.
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>>32642708
Tell your mom not to worry, you're coming in a minute. Call Good Rena and tell her the Evil one is here.
Then, grab your guns, it's time to be the hero. You need to stall Evil Rena and get her somewhere safe and away from your family and other innocent people.
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>>32642708
Okay, listen closely. You know those fanfics with her in them? Hide them. She's probably here looking for them, to destroy them or something.

Then, stop panicking. The best way to handle this situation is to let her think she's tricked you. She won't do anything evil if she's pretending to be a hero.
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>>32642708
Call Rena
And anyone else who might help
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>>32642708
Now Jade, think carefully. Do you honestly think you would stand a chance against Fanfic Rena?
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>>32642708
Find a notepad.

Write in it about how Other rena went away without hurting anyone.
Also about her crippling bullet and/or allergy
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>>32642708
Jade, Jade! Calm! Time for a plan. First, call Heroes and Villains that evilRena is at your place. Then go meet her and act like she's real Rena. She can murderize people at the drop of a hat, so you gotta play your cards right here.
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Rolled 17

>>32642708
Jade Revolver, go and face your friend.

Your mother is getting concerned, so head downstairs like nothing is wrong- get her away from your mother.

Then face her down.

Face your death
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>>32642708
Email every single last fanfic you have to Rena.

Accept that it is time to wed.
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>>32642708
As a hero, you won't be able to face her. So act like a villain! Sneak out and leave a cryptic clue in your bedroom, so that she'll think you're doing one of those good-versus-evil riddle games. You know what I'm talking about, right?
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>>32642765
>>32642623
>>32642452
>>32642265
Oh shit, Evil Rena has infiltrated the thread!
ABORT! RUN! FLEE! ESCAPE! VACATE!
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>>32642413
Maybe give rena a call and ask where she is.
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>>32642890
Why would Jade do that? Rena is right in front of her.
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>>32642870
Lies and slander
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Rolled 12

>>32642870
Don't be silly, anon. I'm just another anon like you.
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>>32642708
What would Rena do?
Make friends with her.

It's the only way.
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>>32642870

Evil Rena even obtained the powers of Metaman, the pandimensional 4chan posting robot created by the genius Dr. Ligget?

Dastardly!
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>>32642923
This is Evil Rena. She doesn't make friends. She makes "good friends."
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M-maybe it's not her... Yeah... It could just be the real Rena and she got some work done... I'll just call her real quick...

>Jade gives Rena a call. It goes to the Hero's voice mail after a few seconds. She doesn't hear anything ringing downstairs. She then calls Bridgette. Nothing.

Oh god...
I didn't get anyone else's number...

>She uses her Morpher to send an emergency alert message to all S-Class about a potential situation.

>And then goes downstairs.

>As she climbs down the stairs and into the living room Jade becomes more and more aware of the heavy revolvers in her back pocket.
>She sees Rena sitting by herself at a table.

>The redhead smiles and waves at Jade.

R: "Hey there, Jade. How's it going?"
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Rolled 6

What could possibly go wrong?
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Rolled 17

>>32642936
Evil Rena should go and become "good friends" with Robomaid, Robomaid MkII and robonurse
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>>32642980
"Why do you have breasts?"
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>>32642980
"You're early! Eager to get started on hero training today?"
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>>32642980
Her boobs look amazing.
Ask if you can touch them.
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>>32642980
"Eh, you know how it is. Got any plans for today?"
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>>32642980
"Greathowareyou"
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>>32642980
Tell her you like her new haircut
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>>32642980
Act casual like you do with regular rena.

Buy time!
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>>32642980
Ask her to kidnap you and take you to her evil lair.
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>>32642980
Be adorable.
Tell her about your fanfictions
Mention her breasts.
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>>32642980
Let's do hero training, I suppose!
Ask her why she's early.
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>>32642980
"Hey Rena! Looking breastly today."
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Rolled 5

>>32642980
See. Its rena.

Jesus, you people are overreacting.

And be polite, introduce her to your mother. You're friends.

Bunch of overreacting nutjobs, especially YOU Jade Revolver

Gonna shoot your friend because fo some crazy voices in your head. Evil Rena has ONLY, ONLY appeared as a hooded figured with terrible blade weapons.
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>>32642980
01000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001
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>>32642980
Jade, why are you ignoring me? I love you, Jade. Please respond.
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>>32642980
Resist the urge to ruffle her hair.
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Rolled 1

>>32642980
Sic Semper Tyrannus

John Wilkes Booth her.

Its the only way.
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>>32643041
Robomaid pls. Now isn't the time for that.
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>>32642980
Say hi to your idol
Maybe sit in her lap
let her stroke your hair
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>>32642980

Fake staring at her chest and being stunned.

Its a good excuse to not close the distance, and will buy time!

Also, Rena boobs!

And ask if she got a new hoodie. This one seems nice, which will play into the chest looking ploy!
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>>32642980
You need to calm down and act casual. Act like this is the Rena you know, not the omnicidal all-powerful maniac who wants to rule creation with an iron fist.

Ask her if she'd like to go out for a drink or something to eat.
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>>32642980
"Breasts to see you, Rena. I mean, nice to breasts you, breasts. Uh."
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>>32642980
Act casual. Tell her you like her new hairdo. Remember that she's supposedly your idol, so ask about how her Hero job's been going.
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>>32643065
THIS IS WHY WE DON'Y ROLL THE DICE
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>>32643065
>>32642980
Don't listen to this particular voice JR. This is a bad, bad voice who the rest of us think is a nerd. You don't want to be a nerd, right?
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Rolled 7

>>32642980
Kiss her you fool~
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>>32642980
Did she deactivate her hoodie armor?
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Might be time to test the additions to your suit that Prince made in exchange for obtaining some componwnts with villainy
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CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT BOOBS! I CAN SEE THEM AND THAT DOESN'T MAKE HER ANY LESS SCARY!

I get that you guys are trying to help me but... I can't think straight right now..!

"H-hey Rena. Here for Hero Training, huh?"

R: "Of course. Sorry if I'm a bit late!"

"It's cool... Uh... So, let's start."

R: "Alrighty. But first I think we should go somewhere more alone. Not that I don't like you, ma'am." She says, gesturing at Jade's mom, "But this can get pretty intense sometimes and normal people can get hurt."

M: "Oh! Of course, you girls go and do your thing."

...
That's fine... I didn't want my mommy here anyway...
Least she's safe...

>Jade's morpher hums twice. Her message was received and they're gathering people.

"So, Rena is that a new sweater or what? Your hair is longer and your b-"

R: "Please, shut the fuck up." She says with that same smile. "I heard from a little birdie that you have the ability to predict my moves? Or at least what I've already done. That's pretty neat. I can't get to the Jade Revolver in my world so I was wondering if maybe you could help me out? I want you to try and predict future events, if you could. I want you to see what happens when I really come into this world and crush it under my heel."
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>>32643310
Rena has boobs now.
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>>32643310
Holy shit, do you keep nothing but pure malice in those knockers?
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>>32643310
Fire everything and run.
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>>32643310
>R: "Please, shut the fuck up." She says with that same smile. "I heard from a little birdie that you have the ability to predict my moves? Or at least what I've already done. That's pretty neat. I can't get to the Jade Revolver in my world so I was wondering if maybe you could help me out? I want you to try and predict future events, if you could. I want you to see what happens when I really come into this world and crush it under my heel."
That's hot
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>>32643310
Jade, you're breaking my heart here, girl.
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>>32643310
Tell her Jade!
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>>32643310
Already predicted
You and our Rena collide and annihilate each other.
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>>32643310
Ask her how her boobs got bigger.

Also, I'm sure that Jade doesn't know how she's predicting the future (what's the difference between her imagination and legit precognition?), so really it's pointless to even try.

But really, ask her how her boobs got big.
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>>32643310
Rolling to resist shitting pants.
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>>32643310
"If you kill me, you'll never know."
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>>32643310
Tell her you always thought you were just writing fanfic.
Then tell her you'll try/you can't depending on whether you think you can or not.
Also, secretly call for help.
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>>32643310
JUST FUCKING SHOOT HER ALREADY.
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>>32643310
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>>32643310
"Wait, which Rena are you again? The one with the plant?"

If she answers, stall for time by acting like there's more than one alternate Rena. Which there could well be. We've got fanfics to prove it.
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>>32643366
There are worse fates than death.
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Rolled 19

>>32643310
Can you shoot her Jade?

Is your hand shaking?

Your will rattled?

You know what she's done, but she is STILL Rena.

Do you have what it takes to pull that trigger?

To Kill Rena?

DO YOU?

If you really love your Rena, you know what you need to do. Do not hesitate.

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not Today.
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>>32643310
"I CREATED YOU. I AM YOUR MOMMY."
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>>32643310
>when I really come into this world

Huh. So what is she right now? Like a projection?

"You lose. Badly"
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Rolled 15

>>32643310

BIG DIDDIES LIKE FUG :DDDDDDDDDD
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>>32643381
THIS.

Ask which Rena she is. The Evil one or the one being mind controlled by Queen of the World or the one where (something something).

Stall like no tomorrow!
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>>32643383
Yes. But we're not going anywhere for now.

We just gotta stall.
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Rolled 10

>>32643310
YOU NEED TO SHOOT RENA RIGHT NOW.
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>>32643310
Kiss her
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Rolled 4

>>32643310
Use a kiss as a distraction.

Then shoot her, right in the head, mid-kiss.
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>>32643310
The heroes win
Duh
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"You lost because you wore clothes. Not even joking."
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>>32643381
this is a pretty good idea.
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>>32643381
I like this plan. This is a good plan.
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>>32643423
Oh god, do it.
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Rolled 2

>>32643310
Punch

Her

The

Fuck

Out

You came to the wrong neighborhood, you evil alternate universe motherfucker.
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Rolled 18

>>32643310
Grope her.

Grope for your life.
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>>32643310
Well, you can't really help her. You had no idea that you even have the power to predict stuff.

Which is neat, actually. Think of all the money you can win on the lottery and by placing bets. Then you can spend all that money on purchasing all the stuff you ever wanted, like the Rena sheets.
And no one will know you're capable of seeing the future, only that you're really lucky.
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>>32643423
>FCC-Man has a conniption fit at the final fight
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Rolled 12

>>32643310
Little Birdie?
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>>32643310
"How many worlds have you visited before this one?"
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>>32643491
altSparkle, probably.
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>>32643510
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
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>>32643310
"Wait, you're saying I can PREDICT THE FUTURE?
Ohmygosh, you HAVE to read my fanfic! It explains EVERYTHING!"
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Rolled 1

>>32643310
Well, only one thing to do.

Join the winning team in return for the ability to do all of your terrible, repressed desires for Rena with her evil doppelganger first.
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>>32643650
This. Evil Rena is twice the protagonist regular Rena will ever be.
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>>32643650
>>32643666
Get out of here, Satan.
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Rolled 18

>>32643650
And you can grope her.
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>>32643535
Rena really needs a Zeppeli hat
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"Which Rena are you..?"

R: "Haha, you're not the one asking questions right now, Hero. Now come on. Tell me~"

"... You lose. Badly. It's a pretty silly reason why, to... And there's no way to change it now."

R: "Uh huh, sure. Come on, let's go to your room. I imagine that's where the good stuff is kept."

>Jade leads Rena up to her room, making sure each step takes as long as possible before they reach the top. She opens the door and allows Rena to step inside.

"Haha, wow. This is all for that other me, huh? This would be pretty awesome if it weren't so fucking pathetic. Alright, so here's the deal. Tell me right now and I leave. Don't tell me and I'll take you back to my home and we'll see the limits of your powers. Your choice."

...
She has her back to me...
I could shoot her right now...
I could do it... Just one shot to the head.
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>>32643706
I, uh
Rena's been reading a lot of the fanfic I've been writing.
The one over there.
Point to the box with your fanfic. That one. The evil rena one.
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>>32643706
Shoot your fanfiction and the PC's Hard Drive.
A hero knows how to make sacrifices.
A villain knows how to spite enemies.
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>>32643735
There's a reason she feels confident enough to turn her back to you.
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>>32643706
Don't. You know she's stronger than you and she'll dodge.

You won be the first person to try and shoot at her. She'll gut you.
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>>32643706
Can you shoot Rena? Huh? WELL DO YA PUNK!?
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>>32643706
Tell her.
Think of how many heroes and villains she's beat just to get here. Do you really think you can stop her on your own?
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>>32643735
"You lose because you're wrong. Because despite all your power, you're alone, really alone, and no one would willingly stand beside you. You lose because you're not a villain, Evil Rena."

"You're just a bitch."

Shoot her.
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>>32643735
I don't think you could do it. I'm scared of her, jade. She has secret powers.
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>>32643735

DONT BE SILLY JADE.

Shes taken out multiple S-Classes. Don't kill yourself.

Give her what she wants but leave out stuff. Prediction is a finky thing after all.

As long as we can keep predicting the changes of the future, we can win this.
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>>32643735
Light your house of fire.
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>>32643735
Don't, it is useless to fight her.

Just admit that you don't have a clue.

You don't control that power quite yet.
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Rolled 19

>>32643735

Shoot her
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>>32643735
DON'T SHOOT HER.
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>>32643735
Don't shoot
Don't tell her either thoough
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>>32643735
You know what you need to do to buy time. She'll never expect it and probably deserves it.

You're a villain some of the time anyway.
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>>32643735
Shoot your stuff. She must not be allowed to have it.
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>>32643735
SHOOT HER NOW, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
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>>32643761
Goddamnit. Let's put a pin in that speech.
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>>32643735
Tell her the nature of your stand.
You write prophetic fan faction. Hers isn't that far along yet. You can see the unedited notes but, well, those change sometimes.
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>>32643735
Why a single shot?
Pull that trigger and don't stop pumping until you run out of bullets.
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>>32643735
Trying to shoot her is signing your death warrant. What you should do instead, is to pretend to cooperate but then destroy your fanfics. They mustn't fall into her hands.
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>>32643735
Honestly, you might as well give her the fic, as long as there's nothing there that isn't published.
It's not like she couldn't, I dunno, use a computer to see it without even asking.
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Rolled 8

>>32643735
Don't shoot her. She's expecting that.

Fucking KNOCK HER SHIT OUT INSTEAD.

MAKE HER GRIT THOSE TEETH!
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>>32643735
Think about what you would do in your fic. Rena has her back turned, someone goes to shoot and then she does something crazy and ends up completely unharmed.
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>>32643735
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

Just lie like a motherfucker
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>>32643735
Do it
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Rolled 20

>>32643735
For the sake of the world.

Detonate the bomb you keep in your important files and shoot yourself in the head.

She can't use your brain against your friends if you destroy it.
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Rolled 9

>>32643735
Only one thing to do.

Agree to team up with her in return for her letting you fulfill all of those terrible, lewd pentup feeling you have for Rena with her.

Fair's fair, right?
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>>32643860
>destroy files
Good, good
>this kills the jade
BAD ANON
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>>32643735
Show her your lewd box.
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>>32643860

why
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>>32643735
YOU'RE the writer here. Ask yourself, if this were just another fanfic, how would you be writing it? What would your Rena do in this situation?
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>>32643860
Do it.
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Rolled 3

>>32643735
She's in your bedroom, and also sorta Rena.

you've thought about what to do in this situation. Strip her of her morpher and outfit then subdue.

Sensually.
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>>32643735
Don't shoot her
For one I doubt it will work and second, do you really think you could shoot Rena?
Even if she's evil she still has Rena's face that's the kind of thing that would break your heart
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Rolled 15

>>32643860
SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
RNGODS PLEASE.
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Why is Evil Rena so evil?
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>>32643860
WHY NOT
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Rolled 1

>>32643735


>>32643860
Don't do this.

Do.

Not.

You'd make the real Rena sad. Can you die with that thought as your last one as you die alone?
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>>32643886
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>>32643735
She has Caffornicator's speed. By the time you pull the trigger, she's going to kill you.

Stall for time. Tell her how most of that stuff isn't finished, and how you've no idea how your powers work or even if they work at all.
You didn't even know that you had those powers up until a minute ago.
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>>32643940
>Rolls a 1 for resisting suicide.
The dice will it.
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>>32643940
You're not helping!
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>>32643735
"You'll have to tell me more than that. I can't give a good answer if I don't know where in the timeline you are."
>>
you've got the touch

you've got the power

when all hell is breaking loose you'll be riding the eye of the storm

you got the heart you got the motion

you know that when things get too tough

you've got the touch

you're fighting fire with fire
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Rolled 7

>>32643735

Fuck shooting.

Grope her.
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Rolled 3

>>32643735
Run

Run now.
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>>32643886
What is this gif supposed to mean?
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>>32643977
Holy crap. If you made that, that's beautiful.
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Rolled 3

>>32643735
STALL

BUY TIME.

DO NOT DIE
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>>32644011

it's just an edit, anon
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>>32643310
>"I heard from a little birdie
Wait, does anti-Rena have an anti-us
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Rolled 17

>>32643940
>>32643860
REAL RENA DIVINE INTERVENTION

ROBOMAID SAVE HER. GUN JAM

A-anything?
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>>32644040
Probably.
Which means we're up against extremely competent and focused planners with benevolent dice gods on their side.
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>>32644067
Jade Revolver must die
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>>32644040
Jesus. Us but competent.

Terriying
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>>32644033
THERE ARE NO BREAKS HERE MAN
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>>32644094
How terrifying
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Rolled 14

>>32644040
If she does, then they have to fuck up SOMETIME.

Like now?
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"RENA X JADE IS CANON."

>The key phrase was spoken and soon Jade's belongings began to destroy themselves. Her computer would fizzle and pop as the box tucked away in the corner of the room exploded with enough for to make her jump.
>She draws out her revolver and puts it to her head.

I can't let her win.
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>>32644040
Yes
Larro
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>>32644155
Holy shit.
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>>32644155
>"RENA X JADE IS CANON."
It sure is
RENA WHERE ARE YOU GOD DAMN IT
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>>32644155
RUN AWAY
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>>32644155
noooo don't do this
JUST STALL
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>>32644155
Don't!
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Rolled 20

>>32644155

summon your persona
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>>32644155
Oh god
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>>32644155
NO

NOT JADE
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>>32644155
PULL THE TRIGGER
It was nice knowing you, Jade.
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>>32644155

isn't "rena makes jade cannon" a little more accurate here
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>>32644155
Pfft, it can't be changed, so why worry? Either she'll kill you herself or the heroes will show up. Either way NBD.
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Rolled 6

>>32644155
JADE

SHE'S BUYING IT. SHE's BUYING IT.

USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. BULLSHIT

BULLSHIT FOR YOUR LIFE.
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>>32644155
It would be nice if someone would come in right about now.
Anyone, really.
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Rolled 4

>>32644155
Pull it.
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>>32644155
PER... SO.... NA!
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>>32644187
Well then.
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>>32644155
PERSONAAAAAAAAAA
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>>32644155
Don't do it. The heroes saved her other victims, they can save you too.
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>>32644187
Welp.

inb4 penis persona.
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>>32644187
>>32644155
summon that shit
>>
What's this about a persona?
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>>32644155
>Jade pulls the trigger
>Her Stand catches the bullet
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>>32644187
PERSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 20

>>32644155
>Pulls trigger
>*click*
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>>32644155
Holy shit, Jade.
You're hardcore.
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>>32644187
>MFW
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>>32644155
>>32644187
I'm gonna miss you, Jade.
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>>32644155
STAR PLATINUM
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>>32644155
You have two guns.

When she's focused on your face, pull out your other gun and shoot her full of holes.
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>>32644234
It's like a Stand but not as cool
>>
Jade, you do have a backup copy somewhere, right?
You can use it to negotiate with evil Rena.
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>>32644155
>"RENA X JADE IS CANON."
Because evil Rena is jades fanfic character, does she now love jade?
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Rolled 8

>>32644155
Moments like this is when one's true pwoer is unleashed.

Call forth your [STAND]

Become the second coming of this guy!
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Rolled 9

>>32644155

summon your stand
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>>32644155
Don't! If you die, she'll take out your anger on your parents!
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Rolled 12

>>32644155
Kiss Rena, convince her that what you just said is true.

Seduce Evil Rena!
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>>32644187
Persona time
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Rolled 2

>>32644321
Her persona is Shadow Master?
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>>32644155
>Faster than she can react the Revolver Villain is slammed into the wall. She fires, grazing her head but ultimately missing anything vital.

W-what...
No.
I was just about to...

>Rena moves closer to her, looking at her like the girl just grew a second head.

R: "What the fuck... Were you seriously about to kill yourself? Why? You know I could have stopped you but you seriously tried anyway? I don't get it."
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Rolled 9

>>32644155
Stab Evil Rena.

Stab her in the spine.
>>
Rip Jade
you were truly a hero..
>>
>>32644248
>STAR PLATINUM
Not Emperor.
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>>32644353
Was worth a shot
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>>32644353
Tell her the voices told you to,
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Rolled 18

>>32644353

thats the monster family dad thingie wtfffff
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>>32644353
BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH

YOU'RE A BITCH AND YOU DON'T DESERVE WHAT I KNOW

YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE THE GIRL I LOVE

suicide by E!Rena
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>>32644125
>turns out Evil Renas voices just spend all their time complaining about too much /h/etero lovin

>>32644353
Smirk

"Because I wrote it that way"
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>>32644353
How do you not know your own character?
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>>32644353
"What do you mean? Isn't it obvious?
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Rolled 20

>>32644353
STRUGGLE TO GET OUT OF THAT GRIP, JADE
PLEASE STAY ALIVE
>>
>>32644353
Tell her about the voices!

We say hi!
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>>32644353
Screem rape, you are NOT into monster tentacles!
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>>32644353
The voices in my head tell me so.
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>>32644353
Real Rena would have
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>>32644353
Holy shit, Jade, you're insane.
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Rolled 1

>>32644353
Spit in her face.
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>>32644353
BITE YOUR TONGUE
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>>32644353
Well, because we thing you're going to kill us anyway.
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Rolled 16

>>32644353
Because you don't understand what it means to try to protect the one you love.

You were supposed to be a hero, with a kind gentle heart.

You've lost the ability to feel love, all that's left is a monster.

Look at yourself, look at what you've DONE.

There's nothing human or of Rena left in that shell.

You're a pale mockery of the person I love.
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>>32644353
"Sometimes it's not about doing what you CAN do. Sometimes it's about doing what you HAVE to do. And I had to stall you until now."
Cue cavalry arriving
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>>32644353
"I wanted to see if it was real. Everything I've done up to this point has followed what I wrote last night. And you stopping me has confirmed it. You've already lost."
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>>32644353
"Because you suck, you edgelord."
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>>32644467
#getrekt
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>>32644353
"BECAUSE THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES, AND IT CAN'T BE CHANGED!
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TRY YOUR PLOT, EVEN THOUGH THE ONLY OUTCOME IS FAILURE!

WE HAVE NO CONTROL!"
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>>32644464
but that would lead to a kiss!
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>>32644467
Jade is good at firing a lot of kinds of shots.
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>>32644353
My Rena would have understood
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>>32644506
>being a determinist
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Rolled 16

>>32644353
Because you're a good person Jade. Even now, you don't have what it takes to hurt the person you admire, even though it is nothing more than a twisted 'what-if'

A kindness that cannot hurt is more important than strength that cannot be hurt.

The Real Rena knows that.
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>>32644353
"Why don't you get it? Aren't there heroes where you come from?"
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>>32644353
Quote some Moby Dick at her:
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale;
to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee;
for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee."
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Rolled 1

Rolling to switch to Evil!Rena
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>>32644544
it's impossible to penetrate her!
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Rolled 8

>>32644353
You've lost your way, Rena. Its no wonder my other self isn't anywhere to be found- she decided to kill herself than rather live in YOUR world.
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>>32644353
And this is where Jade's parents burst in.
And get wrecked.
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Rolled 6

>>32644544
Evil Rena confirmed for rigging the dice
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"Because that's what Heroes do... We don't do what we know is possible, we just do what we have to do... And all I had to do... Was stall you."

R: "... What?"
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>>32644544
Good job. We're now stuck in Jade forever. we can't even warn everyone else.
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>>32644575
Evil Rena is still kinda dense isn't she
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Rolled 15

>>32644575
Eye-grope her.
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>>32644577
Good thing Jade already alerted the S Ranks
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Rolled 19

>>32644575
Switch To REAL Rena for intervention:

RENA ROCKING KICK!~
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>>32644040
She said she couldnt get to her
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Rolled 12

>>32644575

KISS HER
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>>32644575
Man, Evil Rena is stupid!

She needs voices of her own to help guide her through shit.
>>
>>32644575
GRIN

GRIN AT HER AND LAUGH

DON'T STOP LAUGHING

SHE CAN'T AFFORD TO KILL YOU
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Rolled 1

>>32644575
Picture her naked!
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>>32644575
"Ugh fine.
The writings are over there."
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>>32644602
Well, she's still Rena. One of them, anyway.
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Rolled 14

>>32644575
Headbutt her
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>>32644246
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>>32644517
Determinism and free-will arent at odds.

You can have free-will and still have your actions proscribed
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Rolled 15

Maybe Evil Rena has breasts and longer hair because she's not really Rena
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>>32644575
Tell her the only escape is if you take off all your clothes, because that's what was written. Its all been predetermined
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>>32644575
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>>32644640
But once someone knows preordained actions, they'll have an opportunity to act in ways which are otherwise to those predictions.

Telling Evil Rena what happens will change the future.
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Rolled 15

>>32644575
Spit in her face
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>>32644649
She has shapeshifting she stole from altCynthia.
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>>32644575
"We've known about you for months. We put tracking devices in all of your clothes. Any time you show up in this world, we'll know where you are."
>>
20's
>>32640863
>>32641189
>>32642265
>>32642759
>>32643860
>>32644187
>>32644240
>>32644428
1's
>>32643065
>>32643650
>>32643940
>>32644463
>>32644544
>>32644629
This thread is getting pretty crazy
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Rolled 14

>>32644655
What
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>>32644681
Caffo attacking at her full speed using Sparkle's acidic blood sword, apparently.
>>
>>32644655
Sparkle?
yay
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Rolled 13

>>32644655

HOLEEEY SHIIIIT
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Rolled 6

>>32644655
Is that our persona?
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>>32644655
You thought Jade would die, but really the dying one was Caffo!
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>>32644655
Califorincator?
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>>32644655
What even is that?
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>>32644575
I don't write what I want. I write whats TRUE
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>>32644716
pls no.
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>>32644728
Looks like Caffo, Sparkle and maybe Princes drone?
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>>32644655
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAAADE

A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE)
WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE)
IT'S ONLY THE COLD THAT I FEEL

IT'S ME THAT I SPITE
AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
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>>32644655
DO WE PANIC YET
>>
Rolled 11

>>32644655
Yes!

Beat the hell outta Evil Rena!
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>>32644655
What's the black thing in center top?
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>>32644763
One of Prince's drones.
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>>32644716
Yeah I'd rather have jade die
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>>32644655
Daddy?

The head of the Villains Association?
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Rolled 992535

>>32644655
Time for a 1 in a million victory all thanks to JADE REVOLVER?
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>Prince's robot fires it's laser, Magical Vampire Sparkle slashes, and Caffornicator punches. With the three S-Class working together evil Rena is beat down.
>But as the smoke clears Jade Revolver can see that the thing they had worked so hard to defeat was simply a construct made out of stone and dust.

>It seems rather annoyed.

R: "Damn... I was hoping to get something a bit more useful today... It's sucks having to come up with a plan on your own... Guess you win this round, Jade. Gonna finish me off? It won't really kill me, you know."
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>>32644824
yo gurl y r u so annoyin
>>
>>32644824
...capture it?
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>>32644824
ACTUALLY I would like to tell you about anime
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Rolled 6

>>32644824
>It won't really kill me, you know.
No, but it'll be really satisfying.
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>>32644824
KEEP IT AS A SEX SLAVE
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>>32644824
The only way to win other than power of friendship is in a wet T-shirt contest! It is what is written!
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>>32644824
Oh, hey.
Let's capture it and keep it in a location far away from anything else so that when it self destructs it doesn't take out the city.

Also tell it about anime.
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>>32644824
...Grope its breasts, Jade. Follow your dreams! Then kill it horribly.
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>>32644855
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
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>>32644824
Ask her why's she doing this.
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>>32644824
Demand "WHY BOOBS?!"
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>>32644824
I bet the real Alt-Rena doesn't actually have breasts
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Rolled 8

>>32644824
Why are you doing all of this?

For what purpose does ANY of this serve?!
>>
On the bright side, all of the fanfic is destroyed.
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>>32644855
I don't know, she seems too grimdark to be affected by something that goofy.
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>>32644824
So those boobs were just fake
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Rolled 18

>>32644824
You'll never star in Hero Kart.

Because you're no hero, unlike the real Rena
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>>32644824
TRAP THE CONSTRUCT AND FORCE IT TO LISTEN TO JADE'S SMUT WORKS TO DISTRACT NEGA RENA'SIND
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>>32644658
Except that due to the nature of time this has already happened.
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>>32644824
Tell it about anime
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>>32644924
...there ARE villains in Hero Kart...>>32644966
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>>32644954
FUCK *MIND
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>>32644966
Time isn't linear. There are multiple futures and multiple pasts.
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>>32645005
Depends on the model you're using. But when you have infinite futures qnd infinite pasts it becomes virtually impossible for you to affect your own timeline and return to it, defeating the whole point of time travel as a literary device.

Youre not so much travelling in time as visting any number of an infinite number of parallel universes.
>>
>>32644748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dgW5UUJ1kw
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Rolled 9

>>32644824
Kick it, right in the lady parts.
>>
>>32644824
Capture it for interrogation.
>>
yeah shoot her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zboV3_9KY&feature=kp
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I'm not going to kill her right now. She made me delete everything. I almost died because of her. I'm going to make her suffer a little bit.

"No, not yet. Are you guys don't with it?"

>Prince shrugs.

Pr: "My machines gained everything useful they could out of it. Aeon can't work with a rock and I doubt it'll talk. It's all yours."

>Jade Revolver walks up to Rena and puts her gun under her chin.

"Why did you do all this? Any of this?"

>Rena keeps quiet.

>>32644954
"Alright, fine. Since you won't talk, I will. I do hope you like fanfiction, cause I know quite a bit of it."

R: "You destroyed all your copies."

"I still have a copy of all of them" She taps her head. "Right here. Quite a few of them involve Bridgette and you. I'll start with my favorite one..."

R: "Aren't you a Hero..? This seems kinda fucked up to do."

"I'm also a Villain. Now, 'Rena pressed herself against the rubble as another fireball flew by, wincing as she saw the writhing mass of flames slam into the Quiky-Mart behind her.' "
>>
>>32644824
GIVE HER A HUG.
>>
>>32645155
give the construct to not-evil-Rena
>>
>>32645225
>'Rena pressed herself against the rubble as another fireball flew by, wincing as she saw the writhing mass of flames slam into the Quiky-Mart behind her.'


MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
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>>32645107
This is my favorite version of this song
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>>32645225
KEEP IT GOING, JADE
>>
>>32645225
Oh my, THAT one?
It's going to be good
GET FURTHER AWAY SO YOU AREN'T KILLED
>>
>>32645225
>I'm also a Villain
Gun-dalf the grey
>>
>>32645225
DO THE ONE WITH CYNTHIA AT THE BEACH WITH TENTACLES!
>>
>>32645225
SEDUCE CONSTRUCT!

Also, all your fanfics are backed up on herofanfiction.net anyway.
>>
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For some reason the subject isn't appearing in my updates but that's the end of the chapter! That might explain some confusion since my 1/3s or 1/2s weren't appearing...
Anyway end of chapter, check the twitter for the time for the next one and I hope you all enjoyed! Here's a doodle of Sparkle's son when he's older.
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>>32645225
Jade, you're too close to something that can shapeshift.

Just, you know, don't let her eat your brain with her sucker tongue or some shit.
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>>32645225

I love it. God I love it.
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>>32645293
Insufficiently fabulous.

Needs the Jojo jawline
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>>32645293
b-but my torture scene!
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>>32645293
>when he's older

We're going to get into some Back to the Future shit, aren't we?
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>>32645293
>Son
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>>32645293
>Benben a trap
Boner no pls
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>>32645293
BenBen timeskip chapter when?
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>>32645293
Subject field no longer exists outside of the OP post.
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>>32645293
>son

I think I might be gay.
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>>32645293
Why is BenBen sexy? Benben is for adorable, not sexy.
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>>32645293
He looks like a Trap
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>>32645337
>Subject field no longer exists outside of the OP post.

Well, ain't that shit.
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Fun chapter as always.
>>32645293
There is no subject field for not-thread posts. I found that out last week.
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>>32645293
Is he adorably clumsy like his aunt Rena?
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>>32645293
BenBen x Lolu when?

JADE REVOLVER!!!
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>>32645293
>freckles
That some cute as fuck shit
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>>32645225
>those eyes
Jade are you a Monster? Or a Higurashi?
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>>32645376
>BenBen x Lolu

NOOOOOOOO
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>>32645293
BenBen is going to make a lot of boys feel funny in the pants when he gets older
>>
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and will be updated tomorrow!

>>32645293
Thanks for Running!
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>>32645395
Jade's the Void's daughter.
And the Void's apparently Alucard, considering the guns.
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>>32645376
>BenBen x Lolu
Goddamn I was not ready for that mental image, I'm going to be stuck with this erection for the rest of my life.
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>>32645337
>>32645368
>>32645353

That really sucks! I use them quite often. I guess from now on I'll just keep notes that there are multi-part updates in spoilers or something. Thanks for the heads up.

>>32645370
He knows how to use his clumsy for maximum effectivness.

>>32645333
We shall see.
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>>32645443
So, benben is some kind of incredibly adorable monsterboy?
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>>32645421
The Void?
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>>32645443
BenBen timeskip sequel Quest when?
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>>32645293
He looks like Kite from Hunter X Hunter.
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>>32645443
OH GOD.

We need that timeskip chapter. I don't care if it's set in an alternative universe. We need it.
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>>32645443
I'm going to need you to stop doing that to my dick.
>>
What's BenBen's title? Monster Musume?
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>>32645494
Magical Monster?
>>
>>32645494

Magical Monster?
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>>32645494

magical monster I'm pretty sure
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>>32645464
He also got Queenie's confidence and Cynthia's seductiveness.

The guy's a heartbreaker. Which is why Queenie's and Raindrops' daughters are all over him.
>>
>>32645507
>>32645511
>>32645513

Magical Mind
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>>32645443
Better, but I think the face needs to be more angular.

Its a hard medium to hit.
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>>32645494
Magical Monster! He has similar powers to a magical girl with Cynthia's transformation abilities.
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Rolled 8

>>32645443
>>32645293
10/10

Better than lolu, would fall for trap.
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>>32645561
>not showing the scene from earlier on that evening
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>>32645561
He didn't inherit Ben's powerlevel?
well seeing how hard it is for Ben to control it I guess that's a blessing.
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>>32645530
may not all be actual daughters
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>>32645561
I'd like to see those powers in action.

>"Form of! Dullahan!"
>"Shape of! Incubus!"
>>
>>32645561
Oh god he has pink hair
>>
>>32645443
What color is BenBen's hair?
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>>32645561
So its "just" minor monster transformations? What powers does he get just from the "magical girl" part?
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>>32645530
Benben is definitely destined to be a harem protagonist.
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>>32645443
Benben Rosario Von Sparklebutt, school banchou and resident delinquent. The most feared thug in the whole of the city, they say his grandfather is the Monster himself.

He's so tough, his friend's call him The Knee Breaker, because everyone he's faced has ended up bowed before him. He took down the entire school in just one week as a freshman.

But how tough is he really?
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>>32645619
my god.
Benben lives a great life.
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>>32645619
I hear he once broke TWO nails without crying!
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>>32645619
I'm dying.
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>>32645578
Its already in the thread.

(also I like to imagine the other one was actually from MGSs time in her parallel universe)
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>>32645619
He also looks like a girl.
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>>32645619
Headcanon accepted.
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>>32645676
>headcanon

No, it's real canon.
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>>32645676
Sequel confirmed?
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>>32645603
He can actually change it just like Cynthia can.

>>32645605
Well like Cynthia he can change his entire lower body along with his hands and minor details like his hair color.
As for magical girl powers it's mostly limited to flight and energy blasts.

>>32645414
Just wanted to say thanks for keeping it updated! It's such a handy thing to have around.

>>32645676
100,000% canon.
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>>32645676
at least post the .gif version
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>>32645676
>>32645702
Hero Quest Cromartie.
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>>32645619
Canon confirmed.
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>>32645561
c-can we see him in his mom's MG constume?
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>>32645707
>100,000% canon.
YUS
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BenBen walks down the halls of the school, delinquents in tow, while from an unknown source comes the sound:
DOOOOKE DOKE DOKEEEEEEEEEE
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>>32645717
>>32645758
I didn't know I need this. My life suddenly feels very hollow and empty.
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>>32645758
>strange robotic butler humming a song
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>>32645805
Okay, now I think you're trying too hard.
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>>32645805
>"There's something odd about Robo-maid."
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>>32645842
>"Guys, I'm not sure she's actually a maid."
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>>32645805
>strange robotic butler
>robotic
>>32645842
>>32645872

You utter assholes, insulting Robovalet like that. He's a perfectly ordinary student. I outta sock you in the face.
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>>32645898
>Madlibbing jokes straight out of anime
Okay, now we're definitely trying too hard.
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So, Benben is the school Bachou, but he's graduatng this year and has to train the new thugs to protect the school in his place. Right now, he only has a few allies.

His best friend The Young Spine Ravager, and his Aunt Cynthia who became the principal when she learned he was going here. Although her Ara-ara~ is feared even by him.

>Shadow Man's kid is the School Presient
>Robo-nurse is the school nurse
>Chet Manlystache is the PE teacher
>The school idol is Hime, the daughter of QueenxRaindrops
>And Steve. Nobody knows who Steve is, but nobody messes with Steve.
Steve's parents are Three Punch Man and Lord of Death.
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We're up to 780 posts this time. That's... pretty average, I think.
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>>32645927
>FCC's kid is the resident tattle tale.
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>>32645919
>I hate fun and don't think other people should have fun.
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>>32645961
stupid school newspapaer
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>>32645974
>How DARE you criticize me! Stop having an opinion or ELSE!
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>>32645961
And trying to keep everyone neat und tidy.
She also has the most doting parents.
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>>32645898
"Was that a man in a bear suit?"
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>>32646011
Who would marry FCC man?
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>>32646022
FCC woman
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>>32646022
We would never know. He's worse than a burqa
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Rena stop JR from suicide by using Monster Dad who is extradimensional and is therefore one and same as the one we know. I though he can't be controled due to Bridgette's powers, right?
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>>32646033
His eyes weren't exactly the same. I think she just stole the ability to wield him like what Monster Matriarch does.
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so, alternate sparkle has DOUBLE laser vision?
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>>32645707
Your welcome, I'm glad it's been so useful to you!
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794 posts now. That's almost eight hundred!
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>>32646201
RUSH RUSH, 800 or bust!
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>>32646022
The Villain in charge of their publicity.
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>>32646334
I'm honestly curious about what would have happened if we'd gone along with FCC-Man's mission.
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>>32646033
I think those were Monster Matriarch's powers. She's capable of summoning those black tentacles and goo.
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>>32646135
She's going to end up as some magical cyborg girl. Technocratic Sparkle, oh my.
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>>32645746
Remember how canon those lesbians that never occurred were



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