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>We join our Hero as she sits down with her ally and eats what some can call food. Here we see her totally relaxed after a nice visit to the hospital with absolutely nothing in the world to do.

RM: ".... Mistress, Monster Master has called over 300 times now."

"Mhmm..."

I wonder when the new Hero Kart comes out. I heard that I'm gonna be the new racer they introduce. That would be pretty darn awesome to be in a video game. That's always been my dream.

I know I'm a good driver but I guess they'll need to balance it a bit. Maybe really tight steering but super light?

I heard they give cars based on the hero. I don't want a rock, though. Just a normal car will do.

>>32639131
How is Bridgette doing? Has she been released from the hospital yet?

>>32639131
It's going to be a flying rock that you use like a flying surfboard.

>>32639131
Don't you already have a car? What happened to it?

Anyway, see what Cynthia wants. Maybe it's about Bridgette.

Rolled 8

>>32639131
Rena, you've got to take responsibility for your actions.

you're retreating into yourself. Stop it.

If you become a Hikikomori, I'm just going to sing annoying songs in your head. Like Bananaphone.

And, to be fair, if you pull that 'lalala not listening' thing? Well, we helped you save Robomaid and we didn't know any better either. We only know what you inform us, after all- so it is as much on you as it is us.

>>32639131
Rena you should stop letting those voice messages pile up.
I mean you're just sitting there eating chips. I know down time is important, but didn't bridgette have a heart attack?

Get Robomaid to send them pictures of your real life Renamobile

>>32639131
Maybe it's time to answer one of those calls?

>>32639131
I don't think driving a rock would be fun.

It would actually be kind of hard to turn.

>>32639131
Yeah, I think the whole rock-throwing gimmick is getting overdone.

>>32639254
The pilgrims used to ride on rocks for miles.

>>32639280
They're just so omnipresent!
Otherwise, we'd have to carry shit around.

>>32639131
What about Mario Kart? Isn't Hero Kart just sort of a knockoff of the real thing?
Also yeah, call her back, her sister did just have a heart attack.

>>32639131
Get Robomaid to send them images of the real Renamobile

>>32639354
>the real Renamobile
A normal car with the letter R painted on the front?

>>32639392
Just like all the other rena-things.

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>>32639354
"Hey, Robomaid. Can you make sure these people don't give me a rock as a car? That would be the worst thing ever."

RM: "But Mistress... Very well."

>>32639315
>>32639248
>>32639207
>>32639230


I don't even... Fine! But only because you helped me get Robomaid back...
I need to stop listening to voices in my head, I swear...

>Rena calls up Cynthia. The monster picks up and Rena can just tell from the start that she's using -that- voice of hers. The one she uses when she wants to play around and tease.

C: "Rena, sweetie~? Where are you~? You left me all alone in this hospital... You only got to see my dear sister for a moment. She really wants to see you again... Also we need to talk personally about that... Thing."

"Can't you just turn back to normal or something?"

C: "But it's not that simple~ Why don't you come by? Or meet me at my dear sweet little sister's home."

"I'll think about it."

>Rena hangs up.

Nope.

>>32639402
You do sort of need to talk about that at some point.
Like, find out what it does.
Or take the sword to it.
Can't just leave this kind of thing hanging.

Though, cynthia kind of broke every bone in your body, so I understand your hesitation.

>>32639402
You are being very irresponsible, the whole thing is your fault you know! For once, Cynthia is a victim of not one but two cruel twists of fate, and the actual person wronged.

>>32639392
That we won in a karting race, yes

>>32639402
Good choice. Go hang out with Shadowman instead. I bet he's lonely.

>>32639402
Let's ask Shadow Man to help get us in to see Bridget without having to see Cynthia

>>32639402
I think that she's trying to lure you into a trap.

Go check on Bridgette. Bring pizza.

>>32639422
>>32639402
oh, also, poor bridgette. Not getting a proper visit because of all this.

>>32639402
So she's now bound to you? What does that mean?
You should go check her out, maybe you can find a way to break free.
If you can't, you can always have her move in as your neighbor. That way she won't bother Bridgette as much.

>>32639402
Goddamnit rena just go visit them.

>>32639402
When you go to see her, bring hidden weapons for self-defense. Like a knife. Or a machine gun.

>>32639402
You really need to check on Bridgette without seeing Cynthia.

>>32639402
Rena, don't be that person. Just because you made a mistake does not mean you should run from it. You've got to be an adult and deal with the problem now while it's small.

I mean, you don't want to deal with a super stalker Cynthia, do you?

>>32639402
Rena, you're a Paladin of Friendship. Kinda. If you stop being Friends to your friends, you'll lose your power!

>>32639442
Nah, screw him. Get Caffo to follow us around, she'll serve as Cynthia repellent.

Or Celeste (former Anti-hero). Or Jade.

Rolled 13

>>32639402
RENA.

You go to your friend's house- WHO HAD A HEART ATTACK- and see her at once.

Then you take responsibility for your actions. I thought you were supposed to have a kind heart and try to stand up and be a hero, someone for people to look up to.

If you're just going to avoid your responsibilities, why don't you just go back to being a cashier who lives off of frozen lasagna.

Wait- no. Because that girl DIDN't run away.

Where did that girl go, Rena?

Because she's not here right now.

>>32639480
The second part of this is a valid choice.
>>32639402
If you don't meet cynthia on your own terms, she'll stalk you and meet you on hers.

Which way do you want it to be?

>>32639402
Take responsibility you shameless coward.

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>>32639131
>Hero Kart 8
>Hero's are in their own video games

This fan art has never been more relevant. Or even more plausible than as of now.

The joke is that Rena is like Sora. A friendslut.
Bridgette is the Kairi to Rena.
Sparkle is Riku.

>>32639402
Go gaze into the abyss. Make it blink first.

>>32639512
Sora actually loves Kairi though
Romantically

>>32639512
When did Rena get tits?

>>32639402
How is robomaid going to make sure you don't get a rock car?

>>32639512
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

>>32639512

Oh.

What's the MGNQ card for?

>>32639512
> The chiaki card

>>32639547
She'll pose instead. So Rena gets to ride her in the next game.

>>32639402
Goddamnit Rena get your shit together.

You're being kind of a bitch. Bridgette had a heart attack, damnit.

>>32639402
On the front of optimism:

The binding probably didn't actually do anything significant.

>>32639547
Find developers, punch them (repeatedly if needed) to guarantee suitable vehicle design.

>>32639512
Who is the girl beneath Rena's ass? Not the MGNQ card, the one next to it with the scars

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>>32639402
>"Hey, Robomaid. Can you make sure these people don't give me a rock as a car? That would be the worst thing ever."
Sorry Rena, you're getting the Bouldermobile.

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>>32639591
I... I'm not being a bitch... I'm just... Ugh.

>>32639480
That's true... I'd rather just deal with normal Cynthia... But I kinda wanna see Bridgette, like, without her being there? I know that sounds a bit selfish but I just want to really be there with my friend and she always ruins it...

Alright, after I see Bridgette THEN I'll go see Cynthia. Yeah, that works. I won't run away from her! I'll just hide really really well until I'm ready!

>Rena calls up Shadow Master and asks if he can do her a favor. He says he'll do anything. She says she wants him to come over to her house for something super urgent and to bring his secrets of stealth.
>He seems a bit disappointed but agrees to come over. He has Robomaid wear his stealth suit to demonstrate it's capabilities.

SM: "As you can see she is completely invisible. While you wear this no one will be able to see you."

....
I'm almost certain I don't have some kinda magical sight. I can see her eyes glowing.

>>32639577
>>32639581
That one was from the cross over thread.
I'm working on a comic book cover like version for MGNQ since Hero Quest is a comic book in that universe.

Rolled 4

>>32639547
rolling for robomaid's seductiveness.

>>32639577
>>32639581
The simple answer: homage.
The shadowrun answer: conspiracy.

>>32639647
Try it on
See if either of them can see you when you wear it.

>>32639539
You obviously have not played Kingdom Hearts 2.

>>32639645
Next game Rena has the murderous look in her eyes.

>>32639647
Shadow Master is kind of bad at this

He really should just stick to intel work, frankly.

>>32639647
>He says he'll do anything.
>He seems a bit disappointed but agrees to come over.

this is a recipe for disaster.

>>32639647
WEAR THE SUIT!

>>32639647
How the heck does he get anywhere sneakily in that thing.
Rena, it's your best shot, but you'll probably have to rely on just... not being seen normally.

Maybe go in through the window.

>>32639647
But you can see RoboMaid. She's not even hidden!

Rolled 9

>>32639662
please, let's how Imouto does.

>>32639647
Now, have Shadowman disguise himself with freckles and a hoodie and walk about town.

Distractions, Rena. Distractions.

>>32639647
Is this guy blind or something ?

>>32639686
Well, he did recently come into possession of some prime real estate in the friendzone.

>>32639647
Maybe you're just that good. Try it on and see if they can see you.

But what if Cynthia doesn't need to see you? What if she can SMELL you?

>>32639647
Be polite. Say how that's great, but you need to hide from somebody who probably has magical sight.

I know, you need a disguise under that as well. Call Jade, see if she has any more costumes you can wear under that.

Rolled 3

>>32639711
nurse. all or nothing.

>>32639647
Take his glasses away from him and try them on. Maybe he just can't see shit.

>>32639647
trust Shadowman, if it works for him it will work for you.

Also: Larro you are the worst kind of tease, I've been waiting for the new thread since thursday.

Should we, one day, sit down and give shadowman an intervention?
I... think someone might need to tell him.

>>32639647
>close enough.jpg
Take it, also wear a wig, just in case.
The only question is: brunette or blondie?

Wasn't Shadow Man's arch-rival the Dark Stranger?

>>32639647
Ask him if it works better without glowing eyes.
Maybe see if he'll let Robomaid try on his sunglasses.

>>32639512
I'm just waiting on 8-bit Rena turning up

>>32639647
On the plus side, you'll be able to conceal weapons under the cloak.

Think of it this way:
MAYBE she won't expect us to be dressed in an overcoat, and will just ignore us.

>>32639647
Yeah, I see why it doesn't work. Her eyes are glowing, that undermines the whole hiding effect. Yours don't (unless you've been drinking some odd chemicals laterly) so it will be good for you.

>>32639750
...that he has no chance with Rena and should, like Bridgette, try to get over her?

>>32639791
We should have some decoys out as well.

Maybe get Robomaid to dress as Rena, or throw Caffornicator at succubutt Cynthia.

Rolled 18

>>32639739
>>32639711
>>32639662
Now, let's see how the harem of Robo-sisters rates on appeal

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"I need to... I need to be able to hide from magical sight and all that. Do you have something a bit better?"

SM: "Of course. Ever since my suit was defeated by your Aura of Normality me and Velocity Raptor have been working on this. Behold."

>He presses a button on Robomaid's hat. She completely vanishes.

SM: "There you go. Completely invisible even to those who use magic to see. Only the wonders of technology could possibly detect you now. Amazing, is it not?"

Maybe she's got disguises built in.

Ask Robomaid to activate schoolgirl mode.

>>32639851
It's amazing alright, but has some noticeable...issues.

>>32639851
That's actually way better.
Though now it's sort of like you have an invisible man wearing a coat.

I'll take it!

>>32639642
It's a moesana that Larro did.

>>32639851
On the plus side, nobody will know who's wearing the cloak.

>>32639851
The cloak is still visible.

Steal her hat.

>>32639851
Carefully reach to touch RM's face (don't poke her in the eye!). That actually IS pretty neat!

>>32639851
not to rain on Shadowmans parade, but wouldn't the complete lack of a person inside a trenchcoat draw more attention than a bland/nondescript face wearing one?

Rolled 14

>>32639851
Rena, we both can face the facts. Your allies are of no help. you can either run away to the wastelands with your Robot sister harem-thing you've got going, or you can face the music and see Cynthia.

Because its only a matter of time until she goes to her mother and father and tells them about how the two of you are bonded for eternity. And from there, its only a quick step to a monster-family shotgun wedding.

>>32639851
Well, at least no one will be able to tell it's you

>>32639851
I seriously think there might be something wrong with his vision. Ask to borrow his glasses.

>>32639402
Rena, you did to Cynthia what Fedora Man did to Robomaid. You need to fix this

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>>32639851
But you see, you only need to make people think you're someone other than Rena, so this actually works

Unless Cynthia has some kind of /u/dar, in which case you wouldn't be able to hide anyways.

>>32639851
A floating hat and coat is pretty obvious, Rena.

>>32639851
It'll do. Pretend to be one of Bridgette's other friends that she had in college and was trying to catch up with her.

>>32639877
What's "moesana"

>>32639512
>brown Rena
No, I don't like it

>>32639954
Or, you know, she can sense her master, like the majority of bound beings

>>32639956
I know.
let's stick a SCARF on there to cover up the invisibleness.
Perfect!

>>32639960
It is a portmanteau of moe and persona

>>32639960
The drawing of a QM as a cute little girl.

>>32639986
That's what I said

/u/dar

you-dar

The joke is it's a pun.

>>32639851
Sure, try it, what the hell. Hopefully it won't fry your brain or something.

Maybe you should wait till it's night for it to have the full effect.
>"I am the rock that rolls in the night!"

>>32639642
It's Raindrops during her magical girl stint.

>>32639851
Aren't you linked at the soul? Can you even hide from her at this point?

>>32639960
He probably means "moesona" ... well, it's /qtg/ thing that started with Decu getting drunk and people giving him ideas to draw personifications of various QMs. It was funny and lewd (but still SFW).

Rolled 5

>>32640020
So...

What you're saying is...

"Let's Get Dangerous?"

>>32639851
Huh, so you DO have magical eyes

>>32640055
>>32639851
actually, yeah.
Rena, where'd you get your magic eyes?

>>32639954
Caffornicator definitely has one

>>32640055
Rena's special power is common sense.

>>32640029
It started with some anon drawing them of Angelic and then Decu started doing the lewd ones for everyone else.

>>32640075
What if we just used Caffornicator to run Rena in, and then drive Cynthia away, or hook up with her, but I don't think that'll happen due to a certain poking.

>>32640106
It can work.

Though Caffo's probably already there and apologizing to Bridgette for the whole incident.
She's also visiting altSparkle and Olivia.
Best girl.

>>32640029
Does anyone know where I can find these, short of going on foolz and trying to go through every /qtg/ ever which would probably be suicidal, even for me?

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"I guess that actually works but... Can I borrow your glasses?"

SM: "Uhm... Sure. Just be sure not to press the button on the side."

"Alright."

>Rena takes the glasses and puts them on, pushing the button on the side as she does so. She does not do well when it comes to resisting pressing things.
>As she puts the glasses on everything seems to be mostly normal, albeit very dark, but the dark cloak that Robomaid was wearing seems to almost completely vanish. In fact anything covered in even a little shadow is almost invisible to her.

That actually explains a lot...
And now I'm hearing even more voices.

SM: "Rena, can I get those back? I honestly can't see a thing."

>>32640125
She just has so much friendliness and niceness to give!

>>32640162
It is in one of the QTGs that got logged in suptg.

Only two or three ever had.

>>32640198
...how did he ever think he had a chance with Rena if he could read her surface thoughts?

>>32640106
Hey, we own Cynthia's soul. We can just order her to go on a nice, chaste date and get to know her better. Just tell Caffornicator to behave herself or else Cynthia is allowed to hurt her

>>32640198
uh, shadow man.
I think you were completely visible all the times you used your old cloak. And just really good at hiding.

>>32640162
here's most of them https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/30930696/

>>32640238
I wonder if Rena has any surface thoughts.

>>32640198
Can someone translate that binary?

>>32640198
Yeah, give those back. Tell him how he should probably get those fixed.
Also, Robomaid, lewd.

>>32640238
He wasn't wearing the glasses during the date.

>>32640198
Give them back, of course.
>>32640247
nooooo! no soul orders!

>>32640257
She does.

Us

>>32640198
"Okay, but you should know that these things make it impossible to see shadows. I don't think you were actually turning invisible.

>>32640275
So Shadowman could read us?

>>32640198
You should ask him to make you a pair of those. With the button.

>>32640270
Just a date. She doesn't even have to do anything beyond talking

>>32640198
What is robomaid thinking?

Rolled 4

>>32640198
Stare harder at Robomaid, Rena.

She's basically your wife, so its cool.

>>32640198
Give them back

>>32640262
Before the date though.

>>32640275
I feel sorry for the poor guy.

>>32640299
No! That opens the doors for all sorts of ordering shenanigans. Like next time we're a vampire.

It's a neverending arms race I don't want to start.

>>32640292
That's what he fell in love with

>>32640198
I really, really need to use those in a mirror.

>>32640292

More than that.

Notice that Robomaid's clothes vanished.

It sees through clothing.

Wait, so everything black is see-through?

Rena, what color is your hero uniform?

>>326403
GENIOUS

>>32640262
>lewd
Sport bra and boyshorts are pure!

>>32640302
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>Why are all of mistress's friends so stupid.

>>32640406
>spoiler
kek

Rolled 10

>>32640406
>>Why are all of mistress's friends so stupid.

There's a reason Robomaid is a best.

If only we could get a surprise Imouto glomp around now.

>>32640356
>It sees through clothing.
No, it doesn't. Shadow Man's tie and shirt is perfectly visible.

>>32640406
>>32640198
Rena's no genius, robomaid.

>>32640424

Hes the one with the glasses, he'd obviously get clothes that are proof against see-through glasses.

It'll be one of the first things i'd do.

>>32640198
Why did I bother translating what Robomaid said?

>>32640438
Yes, but Rena is dumb in a loveable and somehow competent way.

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"Here."

>Rena takes off the glasses and hands them back to Shadow Man. She also asks him if he can make her a pair of her own. He says he'll try but it's mostly a prototype meant to make everything covered in shadows turn invisible. So far it's really been working when combined with the cloak but not against those with the Aura of Normality.
>Rena asks if it instead just makes things that are shadowy appear invisible ton the person wearing them.
>Shadow Man says that is impossible.

>He lets Rena borrow his cloak for the day with the promise that she will absolutely return it. It's very important to him.
>Rena thanks Shadow Man for his help and sets out to the hospital under disguise.

>As she gets closer she feels a familiar presence. Cynthia walks up to her looking rather down.

C: "Shadow Man?"

>Rena jumps up a bit but regains her composure. She nods.

C: "You're Rena's friend, right? Have you seen her around?"

>She shakes her head.

C: "I see... If you do please tell her to come see me. It's... Very important. Tell her that changing back didn't work and that I don't know what to do. I'm so worried about my dear sweet Rena. Will you tell her that for me?"

>Rena shakes her head.

C: "What's wrong, Shadow Man? Are you feeling ill?"

>She moves a bit closer to Rena.

C: "Can you repeat what I asked you to tell my dear Rena? I just want to make sure you got it right."

>>32640447
Not to get constantly distracted by your own... visibility? And by distracted I mean aroused.

>>32640468
pull a "hey look over there" gesture then dissapear like batman into the broomcloset.

Stay there for eight hours waiting for cynthia to leave.

>>32640468
Don't get distracted, Rena!

>>32640468
Take out a piece of paper and write it down

>>32640468
Whisper "n-no... it's my throat..." and try to sound hoarse.

>>32640468
>>He lets Rena borrow his cloak for the day with the promise that she will absolutely return it. It's very important to him.
>What could go wrong.jpg

>>32640524
that's not a bad idea.

Rolled 19

>>32640468
Touch the bellybutton again, Rena.

It might undo it. You know, like a game console. Press the power button once to turn it on, again to turn it off.

I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen?

>>32640468
It's obvious what you must do. Imitate Shadow Man.

>>32640468
Cough audibly, then put on your deepest voice and gargle "Got a cold, sorry."

>>32640560
But we carry no spaghetti to drop!

>>32640468
>my dear sweet Rena
Try not to panic.
Panic a lot.

Grab a piece of paper and write it down, say how you've got a bad cold and can't speak.

>>32640468
You may just have to reveal that you are rena, and you were trying to sneak past in a disguise because you are terrified of her, but still want to visit bridgette.

>>32640468
Don't worry, the cloak come in with a voice modulating device.

We totally need a chapter of us reading everyone's thoughts with those glasses

>>32640256
>>32640162
Oh hey, found it. It's tagged as "QM Smut Quest" on sup/tg/
It started with the QM Quest in the thread http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28785732/#p28794314 and then Decu joined in http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28785732/#p28795141

Larro did Decu's though https://twitter.com/HeroRena/status/412118526061576192

>>32640356
it sees through darkness.

>>32640621
>I wish Rena would stop fucking up for just one day
>Peasant Rena is a dear friend, we should do something to show our appreciation, like have Lolu build us a giant statue of friendship
>I just want to forget everything and be friends with her. When is it going to stop hurting?
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>What kind of monster can I trick her into becoming this time?

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>Rena coughs a bit and speaks in a very low rough voice.

"I uh... Have a cold right now. -cough- -cough-!"

>Cynthia stares at Rena for a while and then nods.

C: "That's fine. Take care, okay?"

>Rena nods and quickly rushes into the hospital. Inside she sees Rena and... Alternate Sparkle who, oddly enough, has a pair of eyes similar to Dead-Eye's. The two of them are chatting about something when she steps in. At first the two of them look confused but once Rena takes off her disguise Bridgette smiles. Alternate Sparkle, however, looks away from the Hero.

B: "Hey! Welcome back, you gonna stay for more than a minute this time?"

"Haha, yeah. I... I kinda had to sneak around your sister."

B: "Huh? What for? I thought you two made up again? She told me she's been trying to get you to come here like all day."

>>32640757
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But she's renasexual!

>>32640783
Pretty sure she's crazy again.

>>32640783
>Inside she sees Rena and
Wait, what?

>>32640783
Rena fucked up!

>>32640783
We'll tell you all about how we pressed her belly button sigil and now she's forever bound to us later.

How are you holding up?

>>32640783
Bridgette is like your bestest friend, just tell her what the mean voices in your head told you to do.

>>32640783
That's on Rena for flipping Cynthia's switch.

>>32640783
Apparently poking satanic symbols on people's stomachs isn't a very good idea

>>32640783
Tell Bridgette what happened but do it in as a proposal for a threesome

>>32640783
Just explain the succubus magic.

And don't hug the rape victim again. Holy shit why did you ever think that was a good idea. You are visually identical to her rapist and tormentor.

Remember that the voices in your head don't actually have much of a clue what they are doing.

Rolled 20

>>32640783
Its only because Rena's afraid to own up to her mistakes and commitment, Bridgette. Refused to answer 300 calls, which is actually pretty dedicated.

Anyway, she looks better and alt. Sparkle looks, well, young now. How's she doing now that she can see and isn't dying of cancer? Not crazy?

>>32640783
>B: "Huh? What for? I thought you two made up again? She told me she's been trying to get you to come here like all day."
I accidently bound her to me.

I blame the whole succubus thing.

On an unrelated note, what are succubi afraid of?

>>32640783
"I think she's plotting something again and I want to help you recover before I deal with it. How are you holding up? She didn't hurt you too badly, did she?"

>>32640872
Starvation. So Rena.

>>32640872
>On an unrelated note, what are succubi afraid of?
Chastity belts

>>32640783
"I'm not really comfortable with being bound to your sister for all eternity. It's not like I don't like her, but… Anyway, how are you doing?"

>>32640872
They're demons, so crosses, holy water, bibles, the works.

>>32640783
i touched her tralala

>>32640783
Rena. Bridgette is your breastest- I mean bestest friend. You can tell her anything.

>>32640830
>>32640831
>>32640841
>>32640852
>>32640861
>>32640863
>>32640872
>actually believing the soul-bond thing
It has no mythological basis and it doesn't may any sense fo a succubus to have such a glaring weakness. Not to mention that we only know of it from someone who has a history of telling lies, of which this is by far the most far-fetched.

>>32640926
her ding ding dong?

>>32640783
we may have pressed the cool looking rune on her stomach and did some weird demon stuff.

>>32640783
Hi olivia!

>>32640926
>>32640947
She got WHAT?

>>32640972
Sadly, that's not Olivia

>>32640861
Yeah, maybe apologize for that hug while you're at it.

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"Well... You know how she's a succubus? I may have pressed that thingy on her belly button... And now she's bound to me forever... I don't know how to deal with that..."

B: "... Seriously? Did Sparkle tell you that?"

"Huh? Y-yeah. How did you know that?"

B: "Cause I overheard them talking about that earlier. The two of them were chatting and Sparkle pointed out the symbol. Cynthia said it's supposed to make someone who touches it break a contract with the succubi. Kinda like an emergency safe word. Sparkle bet that you would press it so they agreed that if you did they would lie to you. So... They both have been fucking with you this whole time."

"What!?"

B: "Yeah. I can see Sis doing that but I'm actually kinda surprised Sparkle played along. I thought she was a stiff."

"I... Why would they do that to me?"

B: "Probably because you're so adorably gullible."

"That's so mean! I was worried this whole time!"

>Bridgette looks like she can barely hold back her laughter as she just shrugs.

This...
I am very upset about this! I can understand Cynthia but Sparkle too!? She's my friend!

>>32641060
Pout. Pout like you've never pouted before.

>>32641060
>>I am very upset about this! I can understand Cynthia but Sparkle too!? She's my friend!
Revengeance time.
Invite Sparkles to a 3d movie.

>>32641060

Make your saddest unhappy face at them.

It will either break their hearts or make them laugh to the point of injury.

>>32641060
Pretend like you still don't know and force Cynthia to go on a date with Caffornicator.

It's nice to see her and Sparkle getting along, though.

>>32641060
Hot springs chapter?

>>32641060
Waiiiiit

What if Bridgette is using this to mess with all three of you? Who do you trust more? Sparkle, or Bridgette?

Only one way to find out.

Order Cynthia to do lewd things then kiss her. and see what happens.

>>32641060
Rena, next time you see Cynthia, you need to show her your angry face.
Sparkle too.

Rolled 11

>>32641060
To be fair?

you had it coming.

Now, why is alternate sparkle backing away?

>>32641060
Sparkle, I am disapoint.

>>32641060
Rena. It's time for vengeance.

We need to trick them back somehow.

>>32641060
Try not to come up with elaborate revenge schemes this time.
Also, try to enjoy your time with bridgette even though you are grumpy. The best solution to feeling down is doing something you enjoy.

>>32641060
Hug Bridgette for being the best friend and apparently only trustworthy one

>>32641060
Ah, laugh it off. They got you real good Rena.
Now plan a counter prank with Bridgette. Something equally harmless at least so you don't get murdered by Cynthia again.

>>32641125
actually, yeah.
Bridgette, you are a good bro for telling us about this.

>>32641060
Must be payback for the video thing, friends tease each other

>>32641094
You're a horrible person anon
Awesome suggestion

>>32641149
Damnit, she broke all rena's bones.
THAT is payback.
This is just rubbing in that we can't prank her, but she can prank us.
Maybe air our grievances in the fairness of pranking with her.

>>32641060
Let's work with Bridgette to get counter-revenge. On video. And then post it to HeroTube.

>>3264Since she is supposedly bound, you van teki her to do anything and she vas to do it.
Aldo, why is sparkle2 in here?

Rolled 20

>>32641060
Rena, disregard EVERYTHING.

Crazy Revenge scheme time.

Go to Monster Matriarch and clue her in, then have the two of you go to Cynthia and tell her that you confessed everything and felt really bad and that you had to take responsibility for your actions0 to which the monster matriarch will tell Cynthia:

"The Wedding will be in an hour"

>>32641149
That is giving me an idea.

Lets tape Sparkles' drunken rants about dead magical girls and put them online.

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>>32640783

>>32641060
I didn't realize Cynthia and Sparkle were so close

>>32641060
Why did you even believe her to begin with?

Well, in any case, we have yet another reason not to trust her with anything.

Guys I don't think a neverending prank war is a good idea, as we'll just get our bones broken.

>>32641155
We could go out to an omelette place before the movie.

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>>32641208
Oh, they're close alright.

>>32641196
But we didn't bring the glasses, how can we see this?

>>32641189
Yes yes brilliant

Well, it's simple. Tell Cynthia we've researched the bond, and that apparently the only way to break it is to throw rocks at her belly button.
Or we introduce her properly to Caffornicator.

As for Sparkle, ask her when the wedding is. Then insist you help them organize it.

>>32641060
Maybe apologize to alt sparkle for interrupting. Probably too late by now.

>>32641211
>This quitter
I bet you hate America, and fun.

>>32641060
You kind of brought it on yourself for messing with her, though. Cycle of vengeance and all that.

>>32641267
Tell caffo what sparkle told us about the belly pentagram

>>32641060
She not only lied to us about magic, she took advantage of our good nature just to pick on us. That is just disgusting. Don't forget this the next time you see her.

>>32641189
Do it

tell bridgette that you're going to prank cynthia

you and her can't be together because you have to be with your true love: bridgette

cynthia wouldn't do anything to truly hurt her so you're in the clear

since bridgette is such a good friend she wouldn't mind playing along!

>>32641189
Fucking THIS.

The dice will it.

>>32641299
No, just tell Caffo to push it.

>>32641189
man your rolls are good but your ideas are dumb

>>32641311
Where's the prank, anon?

>>32641245
Cynthia's blonde? I always figured her as brunette.

>>32641060
We're only days away from fighting an interdimensional invader. This is the worst time to lie to people.

Well, there's no sense worrying about it before you're armed. Ask bridgette how well she's recovering from being attacked.

>>32641189
This

>>32641369
Ha.

hahahaha.

She is.

>>32641369
She's a shapeshifter first and foremost.

>>32641372
We should really stick around for a while with bridgette.
She's super important, and we don't want to run off after a minute to prank war.

>>32641396
Yeah, vengeance can wait. We should set it in motion, though, and play as we know nothing.

In the meantime, we should check on Bridgette and altSparkle.

>>32641060
If you've got something to say to Sparkle, call her up and say it. She's spent too much time thinking that she's the only person who does things right. She needs to be called out when she does something stupid.

Yall are weird.

>>32641060
I'd guess shes trying to teach you a lesson about your own impulsiveness.

The main thing to take away from this is you dont gotta be responsible for Cynthias soul

>we're not taking responsibility
this is nothing like my chinese cartoons

>>32641514
You're right. It's our mistake, we should fix it.

Grab the sword, and start swinging it around Cynthia. Maybe you'll cut the bond, maybe you won't.

>>32641514
Rena has lost her way.

>>32641557
This.

But don't use the REAL sword obviously. Too dangerous. Some kind of replica should have the desired effect.

(For extra shits and giggles, get Bridgette to turn her into something random as yoy do it)

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>>32641107
What's a hot spring?

It doesn't matter...
I'm not going to sit down and take this! She had me super freaked out! Even if she gets me back I won't let this stand! I just... I just need to do something...

>>32641189
Yes... That can work... And then at the end when she's super freaked out we can both say 'Gotcha!' She'll be so embarrassed.

>>32641211
>>32641372
>>32641396
I... Yeah. Okay... Maybe not now... But I'm not gonna let her forget this... Or Sparkle! I'm very upset with her!

I'm gonna call her about this.

>Rena calls up Magical Vampire Sparkle and speaks her mind to the girl. She rants for ten minutes about friendship and trust and how could she!

MGV: "... Maybe you'll stop touching random shit."

-click-

........

B: "Hey, it's okay. Sometimes you get pranked by your friends. That's how you know you're good friends."

>Alternate Sparkle has somehow snuck out of the room. Rena pulls up a chair beside Bridgette and sighs. Her friend pats her back.

B: "There there."

"Sorry. I'm fine. How are you?"

B: "I'm good. I took too much of Caffornicator's secret coffee so my heart kinda stopped but I'm fine now. It takes a lot more than that to kill a monster."

"Your sister was really worried about you."

B: "She overreacts. I'm sure she knows I would survive it."

"I didn't... Was that Alt Sparkle?"

B: "Ah, she doesn't want to be called that anymore. She's deciding on a new name. She actually wants to try and be a Hero again. Redeem some of the stuff she did wrong."

"Really? Oh man I could give her some advice on that."

B: "Ehh... I'd hold off on it for now... It's not that she doesn't like you or anything but she mostly wants to be alone."

"Oh... Okay."

>The two of them sit in silence for a while as Rena fidgets around, unsure of what to say.

I see her in the hospital way too many times...
I need to do something to make her happy or something. I feel like I'm kinda to blame for this.

>>32641601
>(For extra shits and giggles, get Bridgette to turn her into something random as yoy do it)
Space amoeba girl?

>>32641389
I'm guessing Bridgettes little stunt might take a while to wear off fully.

>>32641514
This would be a good prank. We should marry Cynthia in front of Brigitte. Then Brigitte can be in on it and "pass" Rena to Cynthia.

Cynthia will be confused and Jade Revolver will go so ballistic that Nega-Rena will explode.

>>32641609
Talk about your daring rescue-operation of the robo-sisters!

Rolled 14

>>32641609
There's someone else behind you, Rena.

Watch out for your hats.

>>32641609
>MGV: "... Maybe you'll stop touching random shit."
Sparkle, that goes against the very core of our being! Asking us to not touch random shit is like asking us to not press big red buttons explicitly labelled to be not touched!
It's madness!

>>32641609
>I need to do something to make her happy or something. I feel like I'm kinda to blame for this.

Bring her good food. Hospital food is shit.

>>32641615
Isn't that just a cosmic googirl?

>>32641609
You guys keep getting hospitalized. It's weird.
Also, Hi olivia!

Entertain her in some way. Be a good guest. Tell stories, play games, get her a snack from the corner store if she needs.
It's not easy to cheer up a sick friend. Though she seems to be getting better.

>>32641609
Wait, who's the brown girl?

>>32641609

Tell Bridgette you're going to be in Hero Kart so she can finally beat you at the game... even if it is just AI controlled.

Ask her if she wants to get dinner somewhere to clean out the taste of hospital food.

Isn't Bridgette proud of her costume? Maybe let her design you a proper hero costume sometime!

>>32641672
>Also, Hi olivia!
We should put a nurse hat on Olivia's head.

>>32641671
possibly

>>32641683
olivia.
The one we don't make wear hats.

>>32641643
This sounds fun. Also tell her about your apartment complex you own and discuss things to do with it.

Or tell her about how you're in a video game and try to get villains their own kart racer

>>32641696
nonononononononononononononono

>>32641609
Rena, there's someone behind you.

>>32641683
EdgeMurder.

>>32641696
>we should mindrape Olivia
How about no

>>32641707
>>32641643
oh man, we own an apartment complex now, I forgot.
And there's some robots! doing their own robot things. You don't keep track of them. One's your roommate!

>>32641710
What is the worst that could happen?

>>32641736
Villainy

>>32641696

There is only one hat we should put on her

Shadow Man's hat that we currently have with us

YES

BUILD AN AWESOME NIGHTCLUB

>>32641758
Acceptable risk.

>>32641760
That's a trilby, right? Not a fedora?

>>32641609
You know, I was really hoping that she'd listen this time. Her self-righteousness is going to cause a horrible mess one of these days.

>>32641777
Rena's house of Rock

>>32641609
I still think forcing Cynthia to date Caffornicator is a great prank. Tell her you think only Caffo can break the seal or something

Rolled 17

>>32641609
Call Robomaid, Robomaid MkII, and Robonurse for Bridgette to meet. Robonurse could help Bridgette recover faster is she's not fine already.

When you're done talking with bridgette, ask her to summon her mother, if she wouldn't have a problem with it, as yo need to talk to her.

>>32641831
Indeed.

Where heroes and villains can mingle!

>>32641609
Tell her you're sorry for getting her into this mess. Ask her if there's anything she'd like you to do.
And grab her some food, maybe try to arrange for a better room while she's in the hospital.

Also, you own an apartment building now. Maybe she'd like to move in there?
And get Robomaid II as a roomie?

>>32641777
Hold up, then we'd be in direct competition with Queeny. While most of the antics would be fun and in good fun i dont doubt she'd burn down our place eventually

>>32641911
So, adjust plans.

Make it someplace that's open during the day, no competition.

>>32641911
we could have Queenie for silent partner

>>32641935
Rena's Rocking Restaurant?

>>32641911
>>32641935
Make it a cafe instead. A calm, easygoing neutral zone for heroes and villains to relax at.

>>32641967
Eh, we should probably just keep it an apartment, but reinforce it enough that heroes and villains can live here comfortably without worrying about nemesises breaking in through walls.

>>32641987
A maid cafe.

We already have the maids for it.

>>32641989
Let's start a gaming club!

>>32641989
MyBase! An unbreakable lair for a price that won't break your wallet!

>>32642018
Considering Rena's knowledge of Annie Mays, would she even know what a Maid Cafe is?

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>Rena turns and looks but there is no brown girl behind her... Whoever it was they're already gone.

>>32641643
>>32641707

>Rena begins telling Bridgette the stories of her adventures the past day. She tells her about how she lost her Robomaid but then saved her by defeating her really creepy master. Not only that but she got her sisters out too!
>She also mentions that she owns an apartment building now and asks Bridgette if she'd like to move in. Rena mentions she might make it into a neutral zone where Heroes and Villains can relax. She appreciates the offer but has to decline, her place has some sentimental value to it.

"Oh, would you like anything to eat? I know the food here sucks."

B: "Uh, yeah. I guess whatever you think is good. Actually, nevermind. Can you just get me a sandwich from the shop down the street? Chicken and lettuce."

"Sure thing!"

>Rena heads off to the store.
=====================================

>We now join Jade Revolver as she writes down her latest lewd fanfic involving Rena, Queen of the World, and her plant. Just as she gets to the good part her mother knocks on the door.

"Jade, sweetie, your Hero friend is here to see you. The one with the red hair."

Rena!?

Oh my gosh, Rena is here! To see me!!!
AH! I have all my stuff lying around! Oh god I can't just hide it all under my bed! My fanfics are all around!

>>32642053
Hey, we have Bridgette and Robomaid to bounce ideas off. Maybe they'd like to be our partners in starting the business and suggest a maid cafe or a fancy restaurant.

>>32642053
Sure! It's like a restaurant, but you clean instead of cooking! Sounds like just the sort of thing Rena would be good at. Though I'm not entirely sure how it'd work...

>>32642077
IT'S A TRAP
DON'T GO
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE

>>32642077

...But Rena is in the hopsital visiting Bridgette right now.

Hide all your shit and run.

Run!

>>32642077
It's time for best girl.

Rolled 15

>>32642077
No, its evil Rena.Real Rena is with Bridgette.

Flee.

FLEE

>>32642077
Put some pants on first.

>>32642077
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
Its the alt universe one. No answering the door.

Rolled 13

>>32642077
But Rena's at the sandwich store
HIDE

>>32642077
This might sound paranoid, but you should be paranoid.

>>32642077
That's the WRONG RENA
I think!

>>32642077
WAIT A MINUTE
THIS ISN'T RIGHT

>>32642077
You really ought to have a special box for all your lewd things. Then you'll know where they are when you need them.

Hey, most of those are AU fanfics, right?

>>32642077
She seemed interested in our fanfics last time! Why not leave them out and show her?

>>32642077
ABORT ABORT

>>32642077
Just don't let her get into your room. Take her out for coffee, say how you're going out anyway.
Do your folks own a sandwich shop, by the way?

And wasn't your real name Eliza?

>>32642077
This is suspect. Rena's friend was recently hospitalized; she should be visiting her right now. Check you hero detector to see if Rena's actually nearby.

>>32642077
Full Serious Jade, the real Rena is buying a chicken sandwich for Bridgette right now. Seriously, why aren't you writing more lewds with the Monster Family? Do you have any other friend with red hair? Else it's probably Alt-Rena

>>32642077
PANIC.

BARRICADE THE DOORS, HIDE EVERY DOUJIN, ENCRYPT YOUR FANFICS ON YOUR HARD DRIVE AND BURN THAT COPY YOU ARE WRITING ON PAPER. SHE MUST NEVER KNOW WHAT KINKY THINGS SHE IS DOING TO YOUR SELF INSERT.

Then by all means

>>32642077
Oh gosh, your idol is here! Quickly go see her!

>>32642155
Yes, but she likes to be called Jade.

>>32641967
We don't have the rights to Renas likeness

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NOT REAL RENA

WARNING

NOT REAL RENA

WARNING

>>32642077
Do your best not to get killed by alternate rena.

Rolled 20

>>32642077
Go and see her.

Everything's fine.

Listen only to the sounds of MY voice

>>32642265
Welp.

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>>32642077
Go see Rena!

Don't listen to all these stupid voices. They're just shitposting.

>>32642265
Listen to this guy jade, he rolled a 20
he's legit

>>32642265
Can't be helped

>>32642265
Its over. Jade is kill.

>>32642265
20's says it's the real Rena. Why would the dice gods lie?

>>32642265
Obviously JR, you should listen to this person. Everyone else is just yelling and not being helpful at all.

>>32642265
Can't argue with a 20. Answer the door, Jade