>>32638863
You stare at the ceiling for a while before you realize the land-ship is not moving. You jump to your feet, push the door open, and see Trove singing and clapping for a dancing Canis and Aideen.

“Yarr!” Trove announces when he notices you, “The ship be needin' water, Cap'n.”

You look around. It is late at night, but you don't feel like you got much sleep. You spot Tabula using his water sprite to fill the tank up.

“Did we pass anyone while I was asleep?” You ask.

“We haven't seen another racer in miles. Yarr.”

You hear the sound of boots on metal coming from the ladder of the ship. You look to it just in time to see Judicature appear. She holds up a hand, as if to say hi. You instinctively hold up your hand in response. She slaps her palm against yours.

“You're in.” She says.

You look a bit puzzled until you see her hop into the bed behind you. You close the door slowly and quietly. You look to your crew. You have a couple minutes to kill.

[ ] Talk with Trove.
[ ] Talk with Canis and Aideen.
[ ] Talk with Tabula.
[ ] Wait. Where the hell is Takeshi!?
[ ] Other.

>>32638867
>[X] Talk with Tabula

>>32638867
[ ] Talk with Tabula.

We need status check on SteamPanzer, pronto!

>>32638867
>[ ] Talk with Canis and Aideen

>>32638867
>[X] Wait. Where the hell is Takeshi!?
The only thing worse than being around him , is when he's missing.

>>32638867
>[ ] Talk with Tabula.
STATUS REPORT!

>>32638863
>>32638867
Oh, Shep, the Log Horizon RPG got translated
>>32638863

>>32638999
WHERE

>>32638999
shit, meant to link
>>32638863

>>32639033
god damn it, why can't I link it properly
>>32636432

>>32638867
[ ] Wait. Where the hell is Takeshi!?

>>32638999
I saw. I was reading it this afternoon. It certainly seems interesting, but I haven't read into it in depth yet.

>>32638976
>>32638920
>>32638908
[+1 Status Report]

If Coyote ate Takeshi, what should we do?

>>32639149
party

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>>32639179
I was thinking build an altar on board the BRO for Coyote.

>>32639149
If Takeshi ate Coyote, what would you do?

Still writing.

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>>32639800
Cry, probably.

>>32639800
What, without sharing? That little bastard is trying to gain all the power for himself, better hit him with the BRO's cowcatcher before we're next on the menu.

>>32639144
“Tabula!” You call out, “Status report!”

The elf is currently stranding next to the exhaust pipe when he turns to you. “All's quiet on the western front!” He replies.

You get closer to the manliest elf you know and ask, “Anything wrong with the ship?”

“Not much.” Tabula responds, “Except for these.” He tosses white bits in your direction. They clamor onto the wooden deck until they lay still. In the darkness of the night you have to get quite close to identify them.

More teeth attached to some kind of red, fleshy fiber as well as some bones. “Where did you find these?” You ask.

“Everywhere.” He responds. “Found some on the gears down below. Found some on the deck. Found one when I opened up the boiler!”

“Heard of anything like it before?”

He drags his fingers across his chin. “Not sure.”

“You're not sure?” You ask, “What's that supposed to mean?”

“Never heard of something like this in the game, certainly haven't heard of something like this in the real world, but it does sound like the kinda thing you find in B horror movie.”

“So, what happens in the movies?”

“Well, they're B horror, so generally everyone dies in contrived and stupid way.”

“Like...?”

“Really depends on the monster.”

You take a moment to think, “Okay, well, what kind of monster could this be?”

“Well, that depends. Could be a spooky scary skeleton forming piece by piece. Could be that the ship is turning into a monster. Could be that we ran over an Indian burial ground and are now being haunted by malcontent ghosts. Hell, could just be your friend that you let on the ship started messing with things. Anything's possible, really.”

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>>32640328
You think on all the possibilities. None of them seemed very possible, except for the last one.

The water sprite vanishes in a flash of light. “We're full.” Tabula says, “Ready to get going?”

You look around the deck. “Where is Takeshi?” You ask.

“Yarr! He said he needed to meditate.” Trove answers.

“The hell is that supposed to mean!?” Is your reaction.

This is when you hear someone climbing up the ladder. “I have returned.” Takeshi says once he reaches the top. His hat bobbles back and forth for a moment as he returns to his faux-mystic stance; balancing on one leg, one hand to his chest, and his other hand vertical and in between his eyes. “I have also strengthened the spirit of the machine as stated by the Samurai Code.”

You think about the statement for a moment and then something clicked. “You fed the ship our enemies?”

“Of course.” He responds, “According to the Samurai Code, it is the only honorable thing to do with the bodies of your enemies.”

You think you have found the source of the teeth.

“I thought I told you not to touch anything.” You say, “Ever.”

“I do not recall you saying that,” He says with a bow, “I am very sorry.”

You sigh and point to the port side of the ship. “Just go sit there and don't touch anything!”

He calmly goes to the spot pointed out and sits, going into a meditative stance, which you are quite sure he just made up.

You turn back to Tabula. “Get the engine running. We're heading out.”

You take a look at your map. There are a lot more mountains between you and the Mojave, but there is a long road that cuts through all of them. It runs along a river. It seems like the perfect path to take.

[ ] Full speed ahead!
[ ] Other.

>>32640363
>[X] Full speed ahead!
But don't lose handling and fall into the river that would be bad.

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>>32640328
>our tank is growing teeth

WHAT THE FUCK

>>32640363
[ ] Full speed ahead!
[ ] Other
Talk to Canis about the girl. We're cool with it, but he's gotta tell us the story.

>>32640363
>You think about the statement for a moment and then something clicked. “You fed the ship our enemies?”
I fucking told you that letting him out of our sight was a bad thing.
>[X] Full speed ahead!

>>32640363
>[ ] Full speed ahead!

Fucking Hell Takeshi.

>>32640363
>[ ] Full speed ahead!
I also want to know more about our newest member

>>32640407
>>32640410
>>32640414
>>32640444
>>32640574

[+1 Land-ship skill]
[+1 Aideen Knowledge]

Is Aideen a lander? I can't remember.

>>32641044
Whoa, spoilers.

>>32641044
she's coyote

>>32641044

She's the [Wo]Man in Black

>>32641044
It's lilac in disguise. She's the one sabotaging us.

>>32641324
>>32641285
>>32641163
What if Aideen is actually the Grinning Man?

>>32641339
Then canis is in for a surprise.

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>>32640606
You start heading to the driver cabin, but then you turn back to the Wolf-fang. “Canis. Come here for a second.” You go into the small room with him.

You take a moment to look at the bare room. All it has is a chair and the levers. You sit in the chair. The sound of pressure building in the pipes hums along like a white noise.

“So,” You say to your best friend, “What's Aideen doing here?”

“Well,” The bard responds, “She let me put it in her butt, so I'm pretty sure she's the one.”

The two of you start laughing. “Okay, okay.” You say between the laughs, “But, seriously, what is she doing here?”

“First month's one of the most important part of a relationship. I can't just leave her can I?”

You think over his argument. “You have a point there.”

“Also she's a Lander.”

That statement takes a far longer time to process. “What!?”

“She's a L-”

“No, I heard you!” You cry out, “I just don't understand why!”

“Well, when a daddy NPC and a mommy NPC-”

“Stop it!”

“Okay, okay. I don't see what the big deal is.”

“The big deal is NPCs don't respawn! If she dies she's dead for good!”

“Why would she die?”

“Because... I don't know! What if a dragon attacks!”

“Oh no.” He responds with absolute sarcasm, “A dragon is attacking the heavily armored battleship on tank treads powered by a level ninety summoner. Whatever will we do?”

He did have a point. “I guess that makes sense.” You respond, “But isn't it still dangerous?”

“All good things in life are.”

You didn't like that answer, but it was probably none of your business. “Fine.” Is all you respond.

“Want to talk about anything else?” He asks.

“Not really. I should start driving anyways before pressure builds up too high.”

“Alright.” He responds, “I'll talk to you later, then.” He leaves the room and soon the sound of singing and dancing returns.

>>32641531
You push forward the gearshifts and the machine starts its movement forward. Slowly but surely you begin to reach higher and higher speeds. Your giant machine drives through the night, although it does so without any real light.

You are quite certain you have run over at least three trees before you see something in the distance.

A camp fire.

Next to the campfire is none other than the Swagtastic Swagmachine.

Right there.

Out in the open.

Taking it out would be so easy; it would be crushed under the massive power of the Big Red One.

But then again, you promised Judi you wouldn't cheat.

But then again, she's asleep.

[ ] Crush the competition.
[ ] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.
[ ] Other.

>>32641531
>level ninety summoner

...Holy shit WHAT?

>>32641549
>[ ] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.
Yell SWAG at them as we pass their pathetic little toy.

>>32641549
>[ ] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.

They are nothing compared to us, they don't deserve the honor of being crushed under our treads

>>32641549
>[ ] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.

I like the Swag Bros too much to do this to them

>>32641549
>[X] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.
We got this. Lets not be dicks unless we absolutely have to.

>>32641549
>[ ] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.

I don't want them to have anything to blame it on when we beat them.

>>32641549
>[ ] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.

Takeshi's not wrong. The machine will grow in power if the blood of our enemies lubricates its gears.

>>32641549
>[X] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.

>>32641563
More than half of the game's population were max level before the expansion. Really, most of the characters you have met are lvl 90.

>>32641571
>>32641576
>>32641584
>>32641593
>>32641602
>>32641604
[+1 Over Swag.]

>>32641549
>[x] Blow past them. You don't need to cheat to win.

>>32641571
>Yell SWAG at them as we pass

Seconding this.

>>32641628
Have everyone pop out the top of the tank and throw the teeth at the swagbros

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Reminder.

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>>32641628
You let go of the gearshifts and open the door to the deck. The crew looks at you with worried looks. You go the the starboard side of the ship and at the top of your lungs you, you cry out, “SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!”

You catch the eyes of a confused and then distraught Swagatron as you pass by their camp.

You quickly go back to the chair and alter the path of the BRO to keep it on the road.

You head the people outside burst into laughter, either for having no idea what just happened, or possibly for knowing exactly what just happened.

With all that excitement dying down in you, the night ride begins to feel boring. Just a constant trek through near-absolute darkness. After a while you wonder if you are even on the road anymore. Your nervousness dies down as the colors of dawn begin to fill the sky and you can see the road in front of you for once. That is when you notice a crumbling bridge in front of you, one that certainly can't hold the weight of the land-ship.

You slow down to a stop and try to think of something.

[ ] Take the long way around the river.
[ ] Take your chances with the bridge.
[ ] Try reinforcing the bridge before crossing.
[ ] Other.

>>32642185
>tiny called it a landship
THE END IS NEAR, REPENT YOUR SINS

>>32642226
Tanks are landships, ya dingus.

>>32642185
[ ] Take the long way around the river.

Too risky.

>>32642185
>[X] Take the long way around the river.

Rolled 14

>>32642185
[X] Take your chances with the bridge.
It can drop you if you don't stop to fall.

>>32642185
[x] Other.

Caulk the wagon and float

>>32642185
>[ ] Take the long way around the river.

>>32642185
>Go the long way

>>32642185
>[ ] Other.
We have a level 90 summoner, get him to freeze the river and drive over it

>>32642185
>[ ] Take the long way around the river.

I can already tell reinforcing is going to go horribly wrong one way or another

>>32642304
He can do that?

If he can, then do it.

>>32642280
Nigga, this isn't Oregon Trail. Or at least, I hope it is. I don't want to die of Dysentery.

You always ford the river.

>>32642185
This>>32642304

>>32642344
Don't worry. Only Aideen can die of dysentery and she'll probably be sacrificed to Coyote before that.

>>32642304
This is possible.

Would anyone like to change their votes? Because if not...

>>32642256
>>32642266
>>32642274
>>32642292
>>32642315
[+1 Caution]
[-1 Time]

>>32642292
Switching to >>32642304

>>32642410
Do this.>>32642304

>>32642304

Yeah, voting this then.

>>32642298
Switching to >>32642304

>>32642410

Changing to freezing votes from Caution

>>32642410
Yes, Freeze the river.

>>32642304
I have doubts about the ice being able to support us, but it beats blindly driving across the bridge (worst case scenario is falling in either way)

>>32642410

Change please

>>32642447
The ice should be frozen solid. It will support us and we'll probably make ice cubes out of it.

>>32642410
Yeah, let's do the freeze-y thing.
I'm >>32642266.

>>32642447
have you seen the phoenix summon? it's huge, if a summoner can do that, it can freeze a fucking river solid

>>32642418
>>32642419
>>32642442
>>32642443
>>32642445
>>32642446
>>32642469
>>32642478
[+1 Russian Folklore Knowledge]
[+1 Creative Solution]

>>32642559
+1 Lost Race
-1 Landship

>>32642597
+50 Snow Cones

>>32642843
Tastes like failure

>>32642843
+0 flavoring

>>32643047
There are probably some cacti with fruit nearby.

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>>32642559
You get on deck. Looking around, everyone is still asleep, including Tabula. His fire elemental sits in the furnace, heating the boiler, which is not something you need right now.

“Hey!” You shout at the elf slumped over on the stairs, “I need you awake! We have a problem!”

The summoner does not respond.

You didn't have time for this so you slap him across the face. “Wake u-!” Your words are cut off by Tabula's fist slamming into your face.

He yawns quite loudly and looks in your direction. “Oh, sorry about that.” He says, “My old roommate used to do that. Old habits, I guess.”

You wanted to question his statement, but you just accepted it and moved on. “We're at a river and the bridge won't hold us. Can you freeze the water so we can cross?”

He takes another moment to yawn before rubbing his eyes and saying, “Yeah, should be simple for General Winter.”

You raise an eyebrow. “General Winter?”

The fire elemental disappears into a cloud of smoke and Tabula begins to stretch his back. “Yeah.” He says, “You get him near the Frozen City.”

The two of you make it onto the deck and then down in front of the river.

“So,” You ask, “What makes him so special?”

“Well, General Winter is a Russian folklore character,” He explains, “General Winter is more or less the personification of the hardships of war in Russia during the winter months.”

“So, he's like Russian Paul Bunyan or something?”

“Not really. Paul Bunyan was just a made up guy. General Winters is the personification of weather, so I guess he's not really a folklore character at all, but the reason he's called a general is because his army has caused the most casualties in every war in Russia.” He pauses for a moment. “At least that's what I've heard." Another pause. "But! All of that is secondary to why he is the best.”

>>32643789
“Then why is he the best?” You ask.

A large circle appears on the ground and a huge man appears within. He wears a red coat and carries a massive sword. His hat looks to be of a white fur, just like his long beard.

“Because,” Tabula finally explains, “He's like a crazy barbarian Santa.”

You stare at the giant man. He certainly had Santa-like qualities, but the giant sword mostly underlined that statement.

“General!” Tabula says, “Freeze the river!”

The summon does not look to the elf.

He does not even acknowledge the summoner's existence.

The mighty giant touches his blade to the river and the water instantly freezes. The ice travels both up and down stream, going as far as you can see in either direction, and most likely continuing on past that.

The air around you began to feel cold. You could feel the cold slowly crawl through your body.

Then the general suddenly disappeared in a shower of snow.

“We should start moving.” Tabula say, “No idea how long the ice will last.”

You shake your head to knock yourself out of the initial awe. The two sprint back to your positions and you set the BRO in motion.

You hear the ice crack under the weight of the tank.

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>>32643831
You continue to move forwards, knowing at any time the ice may break, but you are on the other side before you know it. It feels as if the entire river had been frozen solid, all the way down to the bottom. You wonder if that would have any kind of ecological impact. Perhaps. Perhaps not. You didn't know and you didn't care right now, you had a race to win!

Full steam ahead!

Your machine reaches max speed along a straight road. Such speed. Such power. This thing you had made has become a titan. A monster. A thing worthy of fear and admiration!

That is when you see TopCat rushing past you on his Big Gear. The cat-knight goes zooming past at what was probably double your speed! You must have passed him last night when you couldn't see.

He is not too far away from you right now.

You might still be able to rectify the situation with a little laser guided Justice!

[ ] Judgment Ray!
[ ] Cheating is wrong.
[ ] Other.

>>32643868
>[ ] Cheating is wrong.

>>32643868
>[ ] Judgment Ray!
He's coming right for us!

>>32643868
>[X] Cheating is wrong.
Also, if most players are level 90, cheating could end VERY BADLY.

>>32643868
[ ] Other.
"SWAAAAAAG!"

>>32643789
>the reason he's called a general is because his army has caused the most casualties in every war in Russia
I fear we have made a terrible mistake, and

>>32643868
>[X] Judgment Ray!

>>32643868
[X] More power to the engines!
Work that summon until it tries to unionize.

>>32643868
>[ ] Cheating is wrong.

>>32643908
I was about to vote for Judgement Ray, but you make a very good point. This race could turn into a war and we're not going to be the ones who start it.

Be the turtle. Slow and steady and huge.

>>32643868
>[ ] Cheating is wrong
Let him go first. Right into the waiting maw of Coyote

>>32643868
>[ ] Cheating is wrong

>>32643976
>>32643949
>>32643937
>>32643908
>>32643901
[+1 Sportsmanship]
[+1 Overclocked Steam Engine]

>>32643868
>[ ] Cheating is wrong.

>>32643908
Yeah that is something we really need to keep in mind.

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>>32644071
You open the door to the deck. “I NEED MORE POEWR!” You shout, “Throw all the fire you can onto the boiler! Throw the coal into it too! Hell, break up the floor and throw that in! We need more speed!”

“Aye aye, Cap'n!” Trove responds.

You were actually talking to Tabula, but what the hell, fire's fire and you're gonna win this race!

You can hear wood planks being town up and heaped into the furnace. You could feel the machine slowly getting more and more speed. You could head the pipes ping as their internal pressure began to skyrocket. This speed. This was the speed BRO was meant to go. You could feel in inside you. This great speed will be unmatched by anything!

Those thoughts, however, began to dwindle as you began to realize that even at this speed you were still losing ground on the Big Gear. That fucking cat! Who let him go that fast!? Fuck him and his massive gear ratio!

You are just so angry right now! This is bullshit!

Then you feel a tap on your shoulder.

You turn around to see Judicature standing behind you. She hold up a hand.

You place your fingers in her palm. “You're it.” You say.

“No it's 'you're in,' as in, being tagged in tag tea-” Judi suddenly stops for a moment before continuing. “Never mind. It doesn't matter.” She shoes you away from the controls before she sits down.

Now that you aren't driving, you're not quite sure what to do anymore.

[ ] Talk to Judicature.
[ ] Talk to Takeshi.
[ ] Talk to Trove and Tabula.
[ ] Talk to Canis and Aideen.
[ ] Imbue boiler with Holy Fire.

>>32644730
>[ ] Imbue boiler with Holy Fire.
This can only end well.

>>32644730
>[ ] Imbue boiler with Holy Fire.
We will win this damn thing.

>>32644730
>[ ] Talk to Judicature.

Ask her if her abilities work on the tank. We haven't checked that, have we?

Also:
>[ ] Imbue boiler with Holy Fire.

>>32644730
>[X] Talk to Judicature.
Congratulations, you're in the running for most important person in the party now.

>>32644730
[X] Imbue boiler with Holy Fire.
And lo the lord spaketh unto his disciples and he quoth unto them 'catch the fucking cat.'

>>32644730
>[X] Talk to Judicature.

>>32644730
>[X] Talk to Judicature.

>>32644730
>[ ] Imbue boiler with Holy Fire.
And, after that,
Chat up Judi.

>>32644730
>[ ] Imbue boiler with Holy Fire.

Maybe we should stick behind them anyway. Our map is still suspicious, right?

>>32644730
>[] Talk to Judicature.

>>32644846
>>32644841
>>32644814
>>32644802
>>32644791
>>32644787
>>32644772
>>32644754

[+1 Chatin']
[+1 Engine buffin']

>>32644730
We forgot to bless the landship on her maiden voyage!

>>32642094
>just got here
>find someone else has posted it for me
Wonderful.

>>32642094
Is the King in Iron the Gazebo King?

>>32645154
We are the King in Iron.

>>32645184
You sure it's not Top Cat?

>>32645218
He doesnt even have king in his name.
I'm more worried about GodKingFluffles.
Or the character actually called King.

>>32645218
Is it not king fluffly?

I suspect it is the Gazebo. TinyFather has been driving us to advice our brother to leave with his sweetheart.

>>32645184
Best twist.

>>32645284
Yeah, my guess would be KingGazebo too.

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>>32644880
You look at the Big Gear slowly fall beneath the horizon; it filled you with so much rage.

No.

No!

You refuse!

God willing, you will catch that cat!

You burst through the door and onto the deck. Only now you notice your classy-looking deck now has holes in it everywhere. This did not concern you right now, after all, burning the wood can only decrease the weight of the ship, and that will certainly boost your speed!

You stomp down to the boiler room. An overly excited Trove flings hand fulls of coal into the furnace.

“If we keep doing this,” Tabula shouts, “The internal pressure is going to break through the pipes heating the boiler!”

“Are you sure?” You ask Tabula.

Trove and you stare at the elf.

The summoner, in response, grasps at a beard no longer there, trying to think. “Well, I guess the pipes would actually be crushed, assuming the boiler doesn't burst first, but that would mean there's nowhere for the smoke to go but back out to us.”

“So what you're telling me is,” You pause a moment to choose your words carefully, “There is no real downside.”

“What!? That's not what I-”

It is too late. You have already placed your hand on the boiler. “Flames of Revenge!” You cast the spell upon the boiler, granting it a fiery aura. The entire thing is wrapped in flames.

>>32645868
FUCK

>>32645868
“Did... Did you just buff the boiler?” Tabula asks.

“Yes.” You respond.

“How long does it last?”

“20 minutes!”

“Of in game time?”

“No, real time!”

“So...” He pauses for a moment, “Eight hours our time.”

You shrug, “I guess.”

Tabula adjusts his glasses. “Interesting.”

“Yarr! Stop jibber jabbin' about and help me get more things to burn!” Trove interjects.

You look upon the burning boiler and know you have done a good job. You can feel the machine already increasing in speed.

You head up to the deck. The wind from all this speed deafens you. You make your way to the driver's room where things are far quieter. Inside you see Judicature concentrating on her job.

You want to talk to her, but you're not sure what to talk about.

[ ] Custom questions go!

>>32645882
Can we buff the summoned fire spirit too?

>>32645882
>[ ] Custom questions go!
Did you notice if you were going faster than usual because of your cavalry subclass?

oh, and don't think I didn't notice >Tabula adjusts his glasses.

>>32645882
>Is your cavalry abilities working?
>How does it feel to be driving two tons of awesome?
>What do you think of Aideen the lander?
>What do you think of landers in general?

>>32645882

How are you enjoying the BRO/trip so far?

>>32645882
Ask our driver about her experience making history.

Ask our lander about her past.

>>32645882
We need to sing some shit with Judi. Keep her morale up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w&feature=kp

Think it's only appropriate since LHQ got me into this.

>>32646003
I like you anon. But I suggest the more classical Old Maui.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPYAZUcohmw

>>32646032
>singing shanties with Judi, Trove, and Canis

Nothing builds camaraderie like that.

>>32645882
Can we go faster?

>>32646003
>>32646032
Pirate Country, I've heard of weirder combinations, but this is pretty unique

>>32646086
Yes. We need to paint the BRO red.
with the blood of landers

>>32646071
With the engineer summoning background visual accomplishments.

And lander playing the tamorine.

>>32645978
>>32645940
>>32645937
>>32645918
Goin' with these.

>>32646003
>>32646032
I'm going to have these stuck in my head for days, aren't I?

>>32646103
I think Aideen would like the Witch of the Westmoreland. It sounds like something a Lander would sing.

>>32646091
Canada.

What can I say.

And we are singing about privateering American ships.

Would the speed increase if there were more things to burn? Because we've got several human shaped coals readily available.

>>32646132
Human flesh burns well, but it doesn't burn very hot.

>>32646132
It is honorable for samurai to throw himself into fire.

>>32646114
Yup!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teKGPxr86ME

>>32646152
>the only time takeshi will ever be useful

>>32646116
So lewd and such a fun song about the old Authorian legend.

Does that make Aideen a femme fatale?

>>32646114
I swear this quest is making me fall in love with folk music.

>>32646208
I'm convinced Aideen is either Coyote or the Grinning Man.

>>32646264
Are you the paranoid incarnation anon?

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I just found Judi's song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YRcZpnaxqI

>>32646473
Are we the young captain?

>>32646555
Yes.

>>32646576
The betrayer theme runs deep with this one.

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>>32646114
“So,” You begin, “How's it feel to be making history?”

She seems to take the question seriously, thinking it over in her head before responding. “I'm not sure. I feel exactly the same as I always do.”

“I... I see...” That was not the response you were expecting. “I mean, just the concept of making history, and being apart of this is amazing, right!?”

“I guess so.” She responds, eyes still on the road.

“Well, you're enjoying yourself on the BRO, right?”

“The BRO?”

“Big Red One. B-R-O. BRO!”

“Ohhhh! Yes. I'm enjoying myself.” She more sounds like she is giving an automated response, rather than a real one.

“I see.” You are running out of ways to start a conversation. “So, are your cavalry abilities working on ship?”

“No, I don't think so.” She replies, “I think it counts as a ship, so we'd need a sailor rather than a cavalier.”

“Well, that makes sense.” Nothing is working! There has to be something! “So...” You take a shot in the dark, “What do you think about Aideen?”

Her head perks up and she looks to you. “I like her.” She says, “She taught me a new song.”

“Oh?” You ask, “How does it go?”

“W-well, I don't remember it all...”

“Okay, well, how do the parts that you remember go?”

“Umm...” She looks back to the road and begins to sing.

>>32646864
“In the village of Kilgory, there's a maiden young and fair.

“Her eyes shine like diamonds, she had long and golden hair.

“The horseman came a riding up to her father's gates, mounted on a pure-white stallion, and he comes at the strike of eight.

“Step it out Mary, my fine daughter,

“Step it out Mary, if you can,

“Step it out Mary, my fine daughter

“Step it out Mary, if you can,

“Step it out Mary, my fine daughter, show your legs to the country man.

Then she stops singing. “I don't remember anything after that, except the part where it goes...”

“I don't want your gold and silver!

“I don't want your house and land!

“I'm in love with a soldier, I have promised him my hand!

“But the father spoke up sharply, You will do as I command!

“You'll get married on a Sunday and you'll wear that wedding band!”

She smiles at you. Her singing still wasn't very good, but she seemed to enjoy it, so you smiled as well.

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END SESSION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FsNu8WBV58&feature=kp

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>>32646890
>cavalier powers don't work

Eh. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Maybe it'll work on a smaller tank. Or a motorcycle. Or a helicopter.

>folk song

Trying to get our revenge, I see. Well, at least Judi enjoyed singing it.

Any hints as to what's happening next episode?

>>32646981
The end of the race.

Also, this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1qu4NKFQnY

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>>32647052
You're just teasing me. aren't you?

>>32646890
>In the village of Kildorey, there's a deep stream running by
>They found Mary there at midnight, she drowned with the soldier boy
>In the cottage there is music, you can hear the father say:
>"Step it out Mary my fine daughter, Sunday is your wedding day"
Every thread it seems I need to reiterate this, but you truly are a monster

>>32647092
So Aideen actually doesn't love Canis and was forced into it by her father?

>>32647052
Why does the Russian version sounds so exotic and lovely?

>>32647052
I didn't know they redid the song in Russian. Sounds so pretty that way.

>>32647115
I... shit...
Darn you /tg/.

>>32647115
Other way around, she's escaping from the man her father wants to marry, and she and Canis will die

Oh, and just so you guys know, Aideen means "Little Fire."

Just in case TinyShep is playing any more games with us.

>>32647251
>TinyShep is playing many more games with us.

It is a possibility.


Would anyone else like to ask any questions?

>>32647251
Wasn't Coyote tasked with stealing fire or something? I can't remember.

>>32647400
See, that's what I'm thinking.

Maybe Coyote and Grinning Man are in cahoots or something.

>>32647439
Coyote is gonna try and take the girl then? Doubt Canis will let that happen easily. Get himself killed in the process?

>>32647503
Coyote IS the girl. Aideen suggested we get the map, which lead us directly to the grinning man.

>>32647551
Oh yeah. Sorry. Getting pretty tired and not thinking straight. Yeah they gotta be working together or something.

See, this is what I love about TinyShep, he enjoys fucking with our brains.
It makes the quest so much fun.

>>32647400
The Sun and the Moon. Depending on the mythology, the Sun might be considered the big fire and the Moon the little fire

>>32647682
So Canis, the canine stole away Aideen, the little fire. Huh. All he needs to do now is steal the big fire. AKA Coyote.

>>32647713
>Coyote
>big fire
No, just no, if anyone is the big fire, it's Judi, morning star guild after all

>>32647763
He ain't stealing mah waifu.

>>32647763
I'm sure Coyote will burn nicely.

>>32647988
We could throw Coyote's sun into the engine.

That'd power the steam tank forever! And absorb a whole bunch of XP.

>>32648014
And thus was the Dire Tank born.

>>32647988
>killing coyote
>not waifuing coyote
wow stay pleb

>>32648014
This sounds like the best plan ever.

>>32648103
But... I want to waifu Judi AND Coyote.

Ohh... decisions, decisions.

>>32648243
Judi is beta enough to accept it, and if we tame Coyote then she'll be down for it

>>32648266
Coyote would be down for anything if we offer to help feed the First Man XP to revive him.

>>32641531
A bit late to be pointing this out but all dragons down to even the weakest ones in ET are capable of taking on lv 90 groups. TLDR dont fuck with dragons.