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Sent to the Sith holy world of Korriban in order to face the trials to join the order, you have had an eventful few days. You murdered two of your fellow acolytes during the first trial, and sadistically tortured a third that night. Your ruthlessness and strength earned you the attention of your Overseer, who gave you your second trial early. Though difficult, you successfully completed the trial, gaining weapons and knowledge in the process. After that, you studied in the academy library. The next day, when you went to receive your trial, only two other acolytes from your group were present; the fellow Kaleesh, Valgan, and the Zabrak, Talgur. You were given the task of slaying a beast in the Lower Wilds as your third trial. Laying a trap, you battled a trio of Tuk'ata, and, though badly wounded in the process, you emerged successful. You now return to the academy with proof of your success.
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>Welcome to Sith Quest

Here is the basic layout. Decisions will be made by voting on various options. Whichever option has the most votes after ten minutes is the winner. All votes are final, so choose wisely. Also, you can add some dialogue to your vote, if you wish. During combat, if you want to say something, just type what you want to say with your vote. During conversations, if multiple people supply different dialogue, I will combine as many as I can so long as they do not contradict one another, in order to avoid a conversation taking several hours.

>Important

The combat system will be dice based and use a d100 system. In order to succeed in those options, one out of the first three rolls must be equal to or greater than the specified number. However, if a number of 4 or lower is rolled in the first three, then whatever you were attempting will go very badly. On the other hand, if a number of 96 or higher is rolled in the first five, then whatever you are attempting will go very well unless a roll of 4 or below occurred in the first three.

Rolls will not occur until the voting time is up and the option for a particular roll has won

>THIS IS A CHALLENGING QUEST, AND BAD DECISIONS WILL GET YOU KILLED.
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First, you take out your medpac and fix up your leg as best you can. When you can actually walk on it without too much difficulty, you approach the slain Tuk'ata and rip off its horn, before approaching the crushed ones and doing the same. With all the proof you need, you head for the speeder, and take off for the Sith Academy.

Walking is still a bit difficult, and you aren't exactly feeling your best after that battle with the beasts. As your speeder lands at the academy, and you stagger out, making your way for the entrance, you think about what you should do first; should you go to the Overseer with proof of your success, or should you head for the medcenter to get your injuries treated?

>A. Overseer

>B. Medcenter
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>>32614665
B
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>>32614665
>>A
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>>32614665
A

first thing's first
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>>32614665
>>A. Overseer
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>>32614665
business before pleasure

>A
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>>32614665
>>B. Medcenter
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Rolled 16 + 6

>>32614665
>32614665
B
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>>32614795
>>32614735
>>32614687
>>32614682
Ultimately, you decide to report to the Overseer before getting medical attention. So, you limp up the ramp to the academy, passing the Dark Honor Guard, who do not react in the slightest to your state of injury. Making your way into the main chamber, you cause many heads to turn in your direction with your wounded appearance.

Ignoring the stares, you travel across the chamber and down the hall to your left. Making another left, you see Talgur entering the Overseer's chambers. You limp after him, and find him standing before the Overseer, who nods upon seeing you enter.

"Ah, you are both back," he observes. "Now we will wait to see if Valgan..."

"Valgan will not be returning, Overseer," Talgur tells him.

Overseer Damul turns his full attention to Talgur. "And why is that?"

"He fell in the tombs," Talgur informs him.

"And what killed him?" Damul asks in a dangerous tone.

"His weakness," Talgur replies simply.

After a moment of staring at Talgur, Damul nods. "Well then, it seems the two of you are the only remaining acolytes in your group."

"Judging by his injuries, he won't make it much longer," Talgur comments, though you notice he has a rather nasty cut in his right cheek.

>A. Tell him it's just scratches

>B. Point out his injury

>C. Ignore him, give the proof of your success to the Overseer

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32614984
>>C. Ignore him, give the proof of your success to the Overseer
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>>32614984
>D
"what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"
then give the overseer the proof
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>>32614984
>>C. Ignore him, give the proof of your success to the Overseer
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Forgot to update yer twatter, Som.
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>>32614984

>C. Ignore him, give the proof of your success to the Overseer
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>>32615053
>>32615026
You ignore Talgur's comment, and approach the Overseer, handing him the proof that you accomplished the task he gave you. He looks it over before setting it down on his desk.

"So, you slew not one beast, but three," he says in a pleased tone. "Well done."

"Oh please, any idiot with a blaster could have done the same," Talgur comments.

"Enough," Damul tells him. "The two of you have completed your trials. Return tomorrow morning for the next one."

Talgur turns and leaves.

"And you, you might want to get those injuries checked out," Damul tells you.

>A. Go to the medcenter

>B. Go get some sleep

>C. Go to the library

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32615259
>>A. Go to the medcenter
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>>32615259
>A. Go to the medcenter

Robot is best waifu.
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A then C
We probably wanna get more info on the beasts in the tombs
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>>32615259
>>A. Go to the medcenter
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>>32615259
oh boy time for CH-4N

I was thinking a light patch job from him then learning how to heal wounds with the force would be a good idea
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>>32615442
>>32615413
>>32615386
>>32615358
>>32615273
You find the Overseer's advice to be wise, and so you follow it. You depart from his chambers and slowly make your way across the academy to the medcenter. As you approach, you hear a familiar voice.

"Oh, is it that time of day already? And what injury has your incompetence allowed you to gain today? Did someone finally cut out your tongue? Did you lose an arm, perhaps? A leg? I'd ask about your brain, but I'd say someone made off with that long ago."

CH-4N emerges from the room, looking you over.

"Oh, did a pittin scratch you?" he asks. "Or did you manage to cut yourself with your own blade? You can tell me, I'm not here to judge. I go above and beyond to do so anyway, however, and if I'm going to be forced to hear your voice, you could at least do the me the courtesy of describing your suffering. The thoughts warm my circuits."

>A. Tell him what happened

>B. Just tell him what your injuries are

>C. Say nothing, go inside

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Leave
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>>32615588
>>B. Just tell him what your injuries are
dis nigga
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>>32615611
Second
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>>32615588
>>B. Just tell him what your injuries are
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>>32615588
>>A. Tell him what happened
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>>32615588
>B. Just tell him what your injuries are
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>>32615588
"A pittin indeed, although I'm more hurt by your words than any beast has inflicted upon me."
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>>32615588
>B. Just tell him what your injuries are
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>>32615611
>>32615672
>>32615681
You simply tell the droid what your injuries are without going into any further detail. Since his is incapable of facial expression, you can't tell how he feels about you leaving out the causes of the injuries, but you like to think that he is disappointed.

"So you got a few cuts? I thought sith were supposed to be strong, and able to endure even the most horrific injuries; I guess that answers the question of whether or not you're Sith material," he tells you, turning and walking into the med center. "Come now, you should be familiar with the method of entering the med center by now; or does the concept of a doorway still elude you?"

>A. Go in after him

>B. You don't have to take this shit, just go get some sleep

>C. You don't have to take this shit, just go to the library

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32615588
I love this droid
also B
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>>32615874
>A. Go in after him
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>>32615874
>>A. Go in after him
We don't understand shitpost language.
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>>32615874
>A. Go in after him
We could ask him how he managed to not get blasted away
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>>32615874
>A. Go in after him
Act confused well attempting to go through the door
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>>32615874
"The Sith must also be cautious droid, even a scratch could impede my ability to defeat my opponent whether that be a friend or a foe."
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>>32615874
>A. Go in after him
But comment on how we wonder why noone destroyed him yet
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>>32615874
4CHN the robot
What a guy.
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>>32615874
>A. Go in after him
Is there a way we can keep the scars of the injuries and any pain they might bring?
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>>32615874
>A. Go in after him
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>>32616030
>>32615972
>>32615940
>>32615939
>>32615935
>>32615916
>>32615910
You follow him into the medcenter, asking him how he's managed not to get himself blasted yet.

"I have a strong ability when it comes to self-preservation," he tells you. "Evidently, that is one of the numerous traits we do not share. To name a few others; looks, intelligence, medical expertise, position of power, ability to go a full day without sustaining a serious injury, the ability to not treat a simple cut like a life threatening injury..."

"The sith must always be cautious, even a scratch could impede my ability to defeat my opponent whether that be a friend of foe," you explain.

"If a scratch makes that much of a difference, then you're even more pathetic than I thought. In fact, I believe my opinion of you just dropped to a level lower than I am capable of calculating. Ah, yes, there it goes. Does not compute; terminating efforts to calculate my incredibly low opinion of a pathetic acolyte."

>A. Tell him to just fix your damn injuries

>B. Stay silent

>C. Leave

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32616160
>B. Stay silent
Fucking droids
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>>32616160
"How interesting, could you list me who is on your levels?"
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>>32616160
>B. Stay silent
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>>32616160
I happen to know that incredibly low numbers just get rounded to zero.

So shut up.
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>>32616160
>D. Just keep the wounds from getting infected and to where we'll still function good, but keep the pain for it will make us strong.
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>>32616189
This seems like it could be a fun way of padding things out.
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>>32616184
>>32616189
Deadlock, next one to get a vote wins
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>>32616189
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>>32616403
>B. Stay Silent
Keep the anger within and let it fester.
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>>32616458
>Getting angry at this
Jeez, take it with humor.
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>>32616417
>>32616323
>>32616189
"How interesting, could you give me the list?" you ask.

"I would be delighted," he replies. "Pulling up references. Beginning from lower section o the list; corpses, flies, feces, urine, worms, dirt, bacteria, holomarketers, Ashla's witnesses, then you."

>A. Ask him to treat your injuries

>B. Say nothing

>C. Leave

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32616503
>>A. Ask him to treat your injuries
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>>32616476
Oh, we'll deliver the punchline later on.
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>>32616503
>A. Ask him to treat your injuries
+
"I was talking about who was in the higher echelons."
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>>32616503
>A. Ask him to treat your injuries
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>>32616503

>A. Ask him to treat your injuries
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>>32616503
>Chuckle
>A
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>>32616531
Well atleast we are above dirt
i call that a win
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>>32616503
A
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>D. Turn him to scrap.
"Was a boring conversation anyway."
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>>32616520
>>32616531
>>32616533
>>32616540
>>32616548
>>32616623
You ask him to treat your injuries.

"Oh, what would you like me to do? Put a colorfully decorated bandage on them?" he asks. "Would you prefer flowers or pittins?"

He puts disinfectant into your wounds, which, of course, stings.

"Oh, did that hurt? I'm terribly sorry, I forgot to take into account your extremely low pain tolerance that comes from your incredible weakness. In the future, I will try harder to remember that I am dealing with a child in an alien man's body that he does not take good care of," he tells you. "Now, you've been so well behaved during your check-up, would you like some candy?"

>A. Yes

>B. Ignore him

>C. Leave

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32616747
>A.
"How would you recommend dealing with such weakness then?"
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>>32616747
A
tsundere 4chan bot is best girl.
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>>32616747
A
never turn down free candy
f-from a doctor
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>>32616747
>A. Yes

fuck yeah free candy
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>>32616747

>A. Yes
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>>32616747
>D. "Thanks for the help!" Then zap him.
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>>32616747
>A
This is one shiny button
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>>32616747
>A. Yes
CANDY
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>>32616951
>>32616922
>>32616912
>>32616875
>>32616856
>>32616798
>>32616797
You eagerly accept, the offer of free candy far to alluring for you to pass up. CH-4N turns and rifles through the nearby shelves, turning back to you with several small, round, purple objects.

"Here you are," he tells you, handing you the objects. "I hope I don't need to instruct you in how to eat."

>A. Eat the candy

>B. Leave

>C. Dialogue writein
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>>32617017
>B
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>>32617017
>C
Actually......
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>>32617017
>A. Eat the candy
I'd rather be poisoned while he's next to us
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>>32617017
>thank him and Leave
5 creeds says 4CHN is a Tsun bot
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>>32617046
We'd give it to some else stupid
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>>32617017
>A. Eat the candy
I don't want to crawl to the medicenter after eating them
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>>32617066
That's why you don't eat them.
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>>32617017
A
let's hang around see if we can learn if the other acolyte came in for anything
maybe he has something that we can use
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>>32617060
>>32617083
>not pushing the shiny button
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>>32617102
>Not making someone else push it and having them explode
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>>32617112
>giving someone else something that could possibly help them
I don't know whether med droids are allowed to kill acolyte
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>>32617046
>>32617066
>>32617094
You eat the offered candy, putting it in your mouth...and immediately spitting it back out.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! I can't believe you ate that!" CH-4N tells you. "That was not candy, it was Shyrack droppings! Your IQ is even lower than I initially calculated; reevaluating intelligence level. Analysis complete; you seem to be suffering from mental retardation; in that case I should probably use smaller words. You are very stupid. I am sorry."

>A. Leave

>B. Dialogue writein
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>>32617320
ZAP mothafucka
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>>32617320
>A. Leave
Tasted good though
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>>32617320
B: "Aww"
then sit somewhere and make conversation

if we're ever going to befriend this robot we should start now. and we might learn about the other acolyte or something
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>>32617320
>A. Leave
"Delicious"
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>>32617320
This one >>32617380 seems like an unsettling thing to say.
Perfect
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>>32617380
going with thia
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>>32617380
If it's delicious, why did it get spit back out? The robot's not as dumb as we are, guys
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>>32617334
Seconded, he's getting a zap.
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>>32617510
It's because of our ancient traditions.
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>>32617380
this
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>>32617320
B
"Must be an acquired taste"
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>>32617380
>>32617350
>>32617431
>>32617459
>>32617545
"Delicious," you say, getting up and leaving.

"Oh, in that case, I will ask the cooks to include Shyrack droppings in your meal plan from now on, for your culinary pleasure," CH-4N assures you. "I'll see you tomorrow; or maybe I'll get lucky and you'll meet an unfortunate accident."

Leaving the med center, you begin walking down the hallway, until a human acolyte comes around the corner and blocks your path.

"Well, well, you're the big shot everyone's talking about; not very impressive if you ask me," he comments.

You become aware of two more acolytes coming up behind you. Turning around, you see a Trandoshan acolyte, and a Cathar male.

"I agree; we'll rip him limb from limb easy," the Cathar says.

"No; is strong opponent, worth many points," the Trandoshan disagrees.

"Regardless of difficulty, he is going to die; my apologies, acolyte," the human tells you.

>A. Remind them that killing acolytes is forbidden

>B. Ask who put them up to this

>C. Use the force to throw the Cathar and Trandoshan back (75 or higher)

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Use the force to hurl the human back (60 or higher)

>F. Draw your blades and get into a defensive stance (80 or higher)

>G. Draw your blades and attack (85 or higher)

>H. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher)
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>>32617711
>A
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>>32617711
>B
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>>32617711
>D. Dialogue writein

So what are you, Talgur's little bitches? Should have known he wouldn't have the guts to do this himself.

Then

>E. Use the force to hurl the human back (60 or higher)
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>>32617711
D. Laugh, and then say that killing someone who was wounded and is currently in a weakened state will only make everyone think of them as pathetic weaklings. Then just walk on.
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>>32617755
This
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>>32617711
>E then keep walking.
we should probably head to our room and meditate to heal ourselves to 100% so we're ready
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>>32617711
>E. Use the force to hurl the human back (60 or higher)
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>>32617711
>>H. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher)
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>>32617755
>>32617765
>>32617770
E/dialogue wins; roll
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>>32617711
>E. Use the force to hurl the human back (60 or higher)
Remember what we learned last thread
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>>32617711
>H. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher)
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Rolled 89

>>32617934
What could possibly go wrong
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Rolled 42

>>32617934
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Rolled 47

>>32617934
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>>32617939
All I learned was that Tuk'ata can dodge lightning.
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Rolled 65

>>32617934
I wonder what would happen with a critfail
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>>32617978
What if one of the acolytes is half-tuk'ata?
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>>32617999
Are you calling my mother a bitch
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>>32617959
>>32617964
>>32617972
>>32617981
"So, what are you, Talgur's little bitches? I should have known he wouldn't have the guts to do this himself," you say, turning back to the human.

Thrusting your hands towards him, you send him rocketing to the far wall, and hear a loud thud as he crashes into it and slumps to the floor. You turn back around to find the Cathar and Trandoshan drawing their training sabers.

>A. Remind them that killing acolytes is forbidden

>B. Ask who put them up to this

>C. Use the force to throw the Cathar and Trandoshan back (75 or higher)

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Draw your blades and get into a defensive stance (80 or higher)

>F. Draw your blades and attack (85 or higher)

>G. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher) 75 or higher
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>>32618067
G
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>>32618067
>G. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher) 75 or
higher

What a shocking turn of events.
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>>32618067
>G
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>>32618067
>C
Let's not f this up
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>>32618067
>G. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher) 75 or higher
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>E. Draw your blades and get into a defensive stance (80 or higher)
Try and see if we can channel some lightning into the blades that will electrocute them through their blades clashing with our own.
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>>32618067
>>G. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher) 75 or higher
We might as well.
You make lightning too attractive
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>>32618132
mostly by nearly guaranteeing failure on every option.
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>>32618067
>>G. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher) 75 or higher
ZAP MUTHAFUCKA
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>>32618067
>G. Zap them all with lightning (80 or higher) 75 or higher
Best option with the dcs as they are
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>>32618152
we have a 3/4 chance of succes if we do not critfail
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>>32618067
>E. Draw your blades and get into a defensive stance (80 or higher)
+
>A. Remind them that killing acolytes is forbidden

"I'm sure that self-defense killings don't count."
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>>32618162
>>32618153
>>32618132
>>32618127
>>32618112
>>32618103
>>32618092
G wins, roll (75 or higher; sorry for typo)
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Rolled 2

>>32618276
ELECTRIC
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Rolled 94

>>32618276
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Rolled 8

>>32618276
Let's toss 'em
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Rolled 100

>>32618276
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>>32618295
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Rolled 72

>>32618276
Fuck wrong dice here >>32618297
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>>32618312
nope, not enough. 2 is a critfail
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>>32618325
And 100 is a crit succes
Even in the first 3 since >>32618297 used d20
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Rolled 96

>>32618294
>>32618295
>>32618308
so what does this mean two crit success and one crit fail
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>>32618325
Take a better look, Anon.
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>>32618345
one crit success
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>>32618297
>d20

well that means the. 100 was within the first 3.

do those cancel with the critfails or what?
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>>32618294
>>32618295
>>32618297
>>32618308
>>32618322
>>32618345
Crit fail came first, sorry
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>>32618400
See? ded
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>>32618400
2 Crits VS 1 Crit fail.
Come on.
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>>32618400
Wow.
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>>32618420
you obviously weren't around when we died to a worm cause of one crit fail. In a system that virtually guaranteed we'd never actually succeed.
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>>32618400
SOMNIUS, don't be dong
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>>32618385
Two, the d20 roll doesn't count and even if it did crit successes can be rolled in the first 5 posts.

>>32618400
Come on man, can't they cancel each other out?
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>>32618451
He's probably tired of running this.
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>>32618400
shouldn't crit and critfail negate each other as long as it's in the first 3?
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>>32618345
So somebody saw us kill a dude and we're getting our shit slapped after this?
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>>32618400
this section
> On the other hand, if a number of 96 or higher is rolled in the first five, then whatever you are attempting will go very well unless a roll of 4 or below occurred in the first three.
seems to imply that they negate each other
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>>32618294
>>32618295
>>32618297
>>32618308
>>32618322
>>32618345
The Cathar and Trandoshan charge at you. You attempt to call on the force and conjure lightning, but are unable to do so before the two blades cut across your chest. The Trandoshan uppercuts you, knocking you on your back as the Cathar leaps at you.

>A. Roll out of the way (40 or higher)

>B. Draw your blaster and shoot him (50 or higher)

>C. Draw your blades and impale him when he comes down (75 or higher)

>D. Shoot lightning at him ( 80 or higher)

>E. Throw him away with the force (70 or higher)
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>>32618469
Nah, if he was, he'd introduce a racist Sith lord to egg on the acolytes next scene.
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>>32618529
Geez, thanks Somnius, ignore those TWO CRIT SUCCESSES, ONE AFTER THE OTHER.
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>>32618529
>B. Draw your blaster and shoot him (50 or higher)
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>>32618529
>A. Roll out of the way (40 or higher)
You shouldn't have linked that d20 roll
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>>32618516
>UNLESS a roll of 4 or below occurred in the first three
Now look at >>32618294

This is not rocket science, people
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Rolled 55

>>32618529.
>B. Draw your blaster and shoot him (50 or higher)
Testing roll
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>>32618529
>B
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>>32618529
>>D. Shoot lightning at him ( 80 or higher)

Since it doesn't matter if we roll high or not.
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>>32618553
Yeah but why shouldn't a critfail and a crit negate each other?
In which case we would have still succeded with the 92
>>32618529
>B. Draw your blaster and shoot him (50 or higher)
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>>32618529
>B
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>>32618584
Instead of the negation Somnius just takes whichever was rolled first.

If the 100 or the 96 had come before the 2 we would have gotten a crit success instead.
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>>32618529
>D. Shoot lightning at him ( 80 or higher)
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>>32618529
>B. Draw your blaster and shoot him (50 or higher)
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>>32618548
>>32618563
>>32618575
>>32618584
>>32618597
B wins, roll
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Rolled 35

>>32618731
Rolling
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>>32618731
nah
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Rolled 89

>>32618529
>B. Draw your blaster and shoot him (50 or higher)
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Rolled 89

>>32618731
This time it's d100
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Rolled 23

>>32618731
>>
Rolled 98

>>32618731
last chance for crit
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>>32618797
The bullet kills more than one?
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>>32618797
yeah son
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>>32618744
>>32618756
>>32618757
>>32618760
>>32618797
Moving quickly, you draw your blaster pistol and fire a single shot, right through the Cathar's heart. You roll out of the way as his body falls where you were an instant before.

Rising to your feet, you see the Trandoshan slowly approaching, and the sound of footsteps behind you alerts you to the fact that the human has gotten back up.

"Scorekeeper, watch me!" the Trandoshan yells as he charges you.

>A. Draw your weapons and get into a defensive stance (70 or higher)

>B. Draw your weapons and go on the offensive (80 or higher)

>C. Shoot the human (50 or higher)

>D. Shoot the Trandoshan (60 or higher)

>E. Hit them both with lightning (75 or higher)

>F. Throw them both back with the force (75 or higher)
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>E. Hit them both with lightning (75 or higher)
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Rolled 4

>>32618892
>G.
Run back into the med office.
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>>32618892
>E. Hit them both with lightning (75 or higher)
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>>32618892
>E. Hit them both with lightning (75 or higher)
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>>32618892
>D. Shoot the Trandoshan (60 or higher)
or
>E. Hit them both with lightning (75 or higher)
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>>32618892
>D
Don't leave our back completely open to the human though, turn a little bit so we can see what he's doing.

>>32618923
phew, good thing we got that roll out of the way
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>>32618892
>>E. Hit them both with lightning (75 or higher)
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>>32618797
http://youtu.be/R7DDnpw2T68?t=7m16s

Aye, aye sir.
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>>32618923
And you call yourself Sith!?

>E.
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>>32618892
When do we reach the point where Lightning is easier than blasters?
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>>32618910
>>32618928
>>32618947
>>32618951
>>32618982
>>32619022
I wonder if he's trying to teach us the lesson of just shooting our enemies
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>>32619060
I wonder when we're going to stop using lightning all the time like idiots.
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>>32619071
Well it's the only move to hit both
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>>32619060
Blasters are clumsy, the force is more powerful than a Death Star.
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>>32619060
>Sith quest
>best option is to shoot people

sounds legit
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>>32619071
We'll do something equally stupid, like carry vibroblades on a cape to pull a Gate of Babylon with Force Push.
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>>32619107
We have lightsabers.

Let's fucking use them.
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>>32619071
>not wanting to lightning all the time

get out
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Rolled 77

>>32619128
Oh god that was hilarious anon.
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>>32619184
with an even higher DC than lightning
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>>32619212
>Defensive stance (DC 70)
>Lightning (DC 75)
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>>32619128
I'm hoping we'll use lightning in our saber combat for defense. Like, a suit of lightning, or our saber has lightning on it that short circuits the other saber.

Hey, you know what's never been done by a force/lightsaber wielder before? Avan Strashes. We could use the force to send a slash with our lightsaber at an opponent without the saber ever actually leaving our grasp.
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>>32619184
No we don't. Our most powerful melee weapon is a vibroblade.
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>>32619022
>>32618982
>>32618951
>>32618947
>>32618928
>>32618910
E wins, roll
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Rolled 55

>>32619288
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Rolled 78

>>32619288
ZAP
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>>32619244
I second this motion!

>D and E
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Rolled 97

>>32619288
Do not falter
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Rolled 78

>>32619288
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Rolled 79

>>32619288
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>>32619314
extra crispy
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>>32619314
second crit success in a row
Fuck yeah
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>>32619314
And now Somnius increases the difficulty because we accomplish to much
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>>32619314
Fuck yeah! And people were bitching about us using lightning.
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>>32619378
He'll go back to his old dice system, that'll make sure we learn our place.
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>>32619415
The one from the failed quest?
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>>32619415
Our place is in the ground
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>>32619446
Yup. 2 rolls out of 3 over a DC required for success.
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>>32619398

As they should. REAL sith use blasters, since they're obviously the best weapon.
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>>32619296
>>32619305
>>32619314
Holding out your hands towards your approaching foes, you unleash a powerful torrent of lightning, catching them in horrific storms of your power. The human instantly drops to his knees, screaming and writhing in agony, while the Trandoshan gradually slows and eventually falls to one knee, hissing in pain.

"Please, stop!" the human yells. "I'm begging you!"

"Surrender is dishonor!" the Trandoshan hisses. "Fight to the death!"

>A. Kill the Trandoshan

>B. Kill the human

>C. Kill them both

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32619552
>C.

"Challenge me and die."
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>>32619552
>A. Kill the Trandoshan, he doesn't know when to quit

Leave one alive to spread the tale.
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>>32619552
>>B. Kill the human

Give the Trandoshan a more dignified and badass death and draw our blade.
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>>32619552
C
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>>32619552
>D. Dialogue writein
Then you will be dishonored. I will break you.

Torture them with lightning for a while.
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>>32619552
>>C. Kill them both
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>>32619552
>D. Dialogue writein
Seconding this dialogue and action >>32619595
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>>32619552
>C. Kill them both
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>>32619519
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHH6YVHGh90
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>>32619591
No offense, but are you retarded?
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>>32619552
>C. Kill them both
Let the human suffer while killing the trandoshan fast
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>>32619552
>A. Kill the Trandoshan
The human has more brains, thus he is more suited to be a Sith.
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>>32619552
I'll second >>32619595
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>>32619668
being a coward isn't the way of the sith
I'm seconding >>32619664
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>>32619552
>>B. Kill the human
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guys we are already toeing the line by killing the other guy in self defense, they are defeated, and killing them in cold-blooded is a major no-no
also voting for this >>32619595
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>>32619664
I second this. Give Trandoshan a quick death, make the human suffer.
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>>32619552
good then kill the human and I will let you live
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>>32619640
No, just an idiot. Thought it would be awesome but forgot about the fickleness of tg dice.

Plus I was hoping for CH-4N Quest if this one craps out.
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>>32619688
>being a coward isn't the way of the sith
>implying that Sith hasn't hid behind thousands of years of meticulous planning and deception
>implying that every single "true Sith" (Maul) hasn't been cut down by Jedi

By all means, be a slave to the Dark Side.
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>>32619707
Self-defense should account for disposing of harmful elements.
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>>32619595
>>32619664
Deadlock, next vote has it
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>>32619842
Torture
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>>32619756

Let's be honest here, odds are the Sith can't actually exist in real life. Constant in-fighting and betrayal is barracks emperor territory, and usually results in a territory disorganized enough to be shit.

That said, the most 'Sithy' thing to do is probably to no-mercy both of them with a big C. "They picked the wrong fight, demonstrating my power, I do not suffer fools" and all that standard villainy stuff.
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>>32619664
This
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>>32619854
both have torture in it
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>>32619901
yes but one is just torture and the other is death by torture.
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>>32619842
Kill human slow, Trandoshan quick.
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>>32619842
torture
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Rolled 51

>>32619940
>>32619921
Lets not kill them, drag them into the med-bay and heal them.
Let them live with shame.
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>>32619842
dialogue torture option
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>>32619984
jedi pls go
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>>32619877
>>32619664
>>32619688
>>32619727
You give the Trandoshan a more "honorable" death without a chance of surrender, frying him with your lightning as you continue to prolong the suffering of the human, now putting your full focus on making him suffer. He writhes and screams in agony on the ground, attracting acolytes and the Dark Honor Guard.

"That's enough, acolyte!" one of the guards shouts.

>A. Kill the acolyte, then it will be enough

>B. Continue to torture the acolyte

>C. Do as the guard tells you and stop

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32619984
"Thou let thine enemies live to strike at thy heart the very next moment? Mercy does not become a true Sith."
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>>32619996
>>C. Do as the guard tells you and stop
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>>32619996
>C
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>>32619996
>>C. Do as the guard tells you and stop
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>>32619996
A
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>>32619996
>C. Do as the guard tells you and stop
But one last stronger shock
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>>32619996
>C. Do as the guard tells you and stop
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>>32619996
C
but tell him to tell whoever sent him he won't he as lucky
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>>32619996
>C. Do as the guard tells you and stop
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>>32619996
A. Should be going to impress the villainous masters. "The weak get culled" and all that, you know?

And killing him does technically stop his torture.
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>>32620033

He knows. The trandoshan is imitating fried chicken next to him.
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>>32620007
>>32619994
He lives in the middle of Korriban, and we just proved he's a sniveling dog, who can't win in a 3 on 1 fight, living at this point means he'll have to deal with bullying on a sith-scale, as well as plenty of shit from his teachers.
Imagine how far his screaming betrayed his weakness, his cowardice?
Assuming he even lives from his wounds, he won't live past a month, suicide or korriban will claim him.
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I wonder why noone but us uses the force.
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>>32620068
4 on 1. And your light side is showing through all the feeble justifications.
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>>32620119
>Light side
I'm sure it's more dark side to watch him suffer on a daily basis than cull him completely
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>>32620142
I voted for torture. I'm pretty sure shattering his mind with endless pain is more dark side.
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>>32620068
Doesn't matter: It's not Sithy enough. As Naga Sadow learned his lesson, and crushed Kressh once and for all.

I mean, the Sith basically chant "no mercy, slaughter slaughter" to themselves in the dark all the time. They're honestly trying to worship Khorne, but haven't gotten it right yet, so they keep losing.
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>>32620051
Going with C. will support our case to the guards that it was self defense, I think.

>C.
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>>32620173
welcome to an hour ago
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>>32620160
Problem: Kressh was nearer to the level of Naga Sadow than he was to us.
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>>32620189
How is that relevant?
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>>32620119
Nope was 3 on 1
>>32620173
I doubt we would get punished if we claime he stumbled over a pebble and is just sleeping
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>>32620173
>support our case to the guards that it was self defense
Yeah, that's what you would probably do if you were a normal person who just got attacked.
But you're a Sith. You've got to run the Chaotic Evil up to full. For them, people attacking you is just an opportunity to attack them back, only harder.
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>>32620214
confirmed for illiterate.
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>>32620160
Palpy was the most successful Sith after the destruction of the Empire.

Mass destruction doesn't quite have the zing torture does.
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>>32620204
Currently: We can pull out a blaster and end his life with an over 50.
He's not a threat to us, so we should enjoy his suffering.
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>>32620249
Currently the guard is watching us.
>>32620230
Read the post again.
The human appears and then we sense 2 more acolytes
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>>32620270
I mean by letting him live.
Long-term suffering, not short term.
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>>32620270
confirmed for being unable to add 1+2+1
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>>32620242
Note only are those pale (ha ha) imitations less than a quarter of the glory of the ancient Sith:

They keep fucking up and dying to bratty Jedi. Why? They haven't embraced Blood for the Blood Side.
Do you know how much dark force power a Khorne berzerker would put out with all that pure rage?
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>>32620229
We have nothing to prove here. The only witnesses to our cruelty are the Honor Guard, and they can fuck our shit up if we go to far.
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>>32620298
I think you are illiterate
>Leaving the med center, you begin walking down the hallway, until a human acolyte comes around the corner and blocks your path.

"Well, well, you're the big shot everyone's talking about; not very impressive if you ask me," he comments.

You become aware of two more acolytes coming up behind you. Turning around, you see a Trandoshan acolyte, and a Cathar male.
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>>32620016
>>32620017
>>32620023
>>32620027
>>32620028
>>32620033
>>32620035
>>32620173
You obey the guard and stop torturing the pathetic acolyte. He scurries away from you as soon as he is no longer being shot with lightning. He gets up and runs through a crowd of acolytes, who give him looks of contempt.

Dark Honor Guards push through the crowd and retrieve the bodies of the two acolytes you killed, taking them away as the crowd of acolytes slowly begins to disperse. One person from the crowd, however, remains.

Veelna Mal, the Sith apprentice you spoke to in the library before, approaches, giving you a smile and a nod of approval as she sees the dead acolytes being carried off.

"Impressive; Cathar and Trandoshan's are generally fairly difficult to kill. Taking on one of each at the same time takes some skill," she compliments.

>A. Tell her how easy it was and that they were no match for you

>B. Admit that they got some good hits in

>C. Say nothing

>D. Dialogue writein
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>>32620319
>they can fuck our shit up if we go to far
Now if you were trying to train acolytes to be the most flagrantly powerful villains, might you set up 'guards' just threatening enough to weed out who has the courage to get around them?
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>>32620374
C
Let's go see 4bot
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>>32620374
>A
gotta brag to the waifu
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>>32620374
>C. Say nothing
Silence is a tool only a fool brags
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>>32620374
>C. Say nothing
The rattling of our bone mask is enough of a response
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>>32620374
>C. Say nothing
That one is knife aimed at our back.
I wonder who holds it.
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>>32620374
>D
Sigh deeply "Not like it matters to me, I just wanted to go back to bed."
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>>32620374
C, with a slight tooth grinding and the barest impression of a smile.
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>>32620374
>>D. Dialogue writein
I'm insulted that whoever sent them thought they could win.
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>>32620374
C
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>>32620374
>C. Say nothing
There's nothing to gain here
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>>32620303
>a quarter of the glory of the ancient Sith
Who promptly killed themselves in petty infighting. Or became hermits. Fucking hermits.

>They keep fucking up and dying to bratty Jedi.
>implying ancient Sith don't do that as well
Palpy knew the definition of insanity.
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>>32620464
Supporting this.
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>>32620510
Well that's the thing, the Sith suck at doing things. They'd suck even more in real life without plotmagic keeping them afloat, because infighting and betrayal everywhere.

At least if they go straight to maim kill burn, they'd have a chance of accomplishing some of that like proper villains. They might even be too busy having fun to fuck themselves over (all the time).
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>>32620464

Agreed
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>>32620374
>>C
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>>32620374
>>C. Say nothing

Maybe shrug like it was no big deal.
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>>32620493
>>32620482
>>32620443
>>32620427
>>32620415
>>32620408
>>32620402
You say nothing, and do nothing other than maintain a steady gaze on her. She frowns, tilting her head to the side.

"You can talk about what happened, you know," she tells you. "You won't be in any real trouble for this. Had you disobeyed the Dark Honor Guard, things might be different, but with this, it was pretty obviously self defense. Of course, that acolyte will let the Overseers know for sure after some time with the inquisitors. So, why did that group attack you anyway?"

>A. Explain your rivalry with Talgur

>B. You don't know

>C. Say nothing

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Back to medcenter
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>>32620620
>A. Explain your rivalry with Talgur
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>>32620620
B
I know nothing, I didn’t see anything, I wasn’t there, and if I was there, I was asleep.
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>>32620620
>A. Explain your rivalry with Talgur
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>>32620620
>>D. Dialogue writein
A coward sent lackies to do his work for him. I'm insulted he thought they could win. For that, I will kill him slowly.
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>>32620620
B
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>>32620620
>B
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>>32620650
Seems perfect
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>>32620620
>A. Explain your rivalry with Talgur
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>>32620620
A. Then prepare for her to instantly betray us, using the information to orchestrate a grand coup de grâce upon our life.
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>>32620650
this
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>>32620650
Go with this.
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>>32620650
seconding
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>>32620650
+1
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>>32620650
love it
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>>32620650
Yes.
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>>32620784
>>32620777
>>32620764
>>32620736
>>32620695
>>32620650
"A coward sent his lackies to do his work for him," you tell her. "I'm insulted that he thought they could win. For that, I will kill him slowly."

She grins. "You're going to make a fine Sith. You seem to have the essence of the code committed to your heart; you're letting your passions guide you and give you strength. But, be cautious; whoever this rival of yours is, he clearly is not above using underhanded means to dispose of you. Be prepared for anything; betrayal is a game that every Sith must take care not to lose."

>A. Tell her you could use an ally

>B. Ask her about the Sith Code

>C. Tell her you are unafraid

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Leave

>F. Med Center
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>>32620889
>E. Leave

>F. Med Center
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>>32620889
>you're letting your passions guide you
D. Proposition her.
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>>32620889
"Indeed, which is exactly why someone would order a cute girl to talk to me after a fight with a few dispensable lackies, so she could backstab me at the right time and the right place.
"That being said, what's your name?"
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>>32620921
this
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>>32620889
>>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
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>>32620921
Lets do this

>inb4 she kills us
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>>32620921
Sure, why not.
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>>32620889
>>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
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>>32620921
Let's go with this one
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>>32620889
>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
>>32620929
We already know it
>>32620921
Oh please don't
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>>32620921
>>32620931
>>32620948
>>32620969
>>32620987

Any particular dialogue in mind?
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>>32620889
>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
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>>32620921
seconding this.
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>>32620889
>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
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>>32620993
So he sent you to be my bitch did he be my bitch you shall
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>>32620993
"ay bby you want som fuk?" while flexing our muscles and posing
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>>32620993
Speaking of passions, this mask of mine isn't the only bone I have right now.
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>>32620993
"babe are you a mirror?
cuz i can totally see me in your pants"
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>>32620889
>>D. Dialogue writein
Thanks. You seem like a cool human. Your inevitable betrayal will make me very sad."

Go see CH-4N San.
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>>32620993
"There are many passions which fill me. Your body could satisfy one."
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>>32620889
>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
Why do you people want this knife in our back?
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>>32621045
Cause we want our knife in her front. or back, i'm not judging
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>>32620889
>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
Since it's the only option to stop the descent into harem quest #1223323
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>>32621044
>>32621060
Alternatively, we could just say "proposition her" out loud. Play it off like we were just consider it.
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>>32620889
>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
>>32621060
we are reptiloid
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>>32621110
Even sith think talking to the voices in your head out loud is a bit weird.
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>>32620889
>>B. Ask her about the Sith Code
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>>32621041
Supporting this.
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>>32620889

I wonder how often the sith code is used as a pick up line in the star wars universe. "Hey baby wanna go back to my place and gain some strength?"
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>>32621143
No no: "Proposition her. I could certainly do. Would you like to have sex?"

You'd just turn into Sith Yoda, nobody would notice in that universe.
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>>32621084
>>32621045
>>32621015
>>32621000
>>32620989
>>32620980
>>32620935
You ask her about the Sith Code.

"Do they not bother to tell the code to acolytes anymore?" she asks. "Oh well, I can tell you. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, we gain strength. Through strength, we gain power. Through power, we gain victory. Through victory, our chains are broken. The force shall free us."

>A. Ask her to explain it

>B. Tell her you understand

>C. "We?" That seems a little...unselfish for a Sith

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Go to medcenter
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>>32621193
>>C. "We?" That seems a little...unselfish for a Sith
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>>32621193
>C
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>>32621193
"There are many passions which fill me. Your body could satisfy one."

Now, D, proposition her.
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>>32621193
>We?" That seems a little...unselfish for a Sith

>A. Ask her to explain it
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>>32621143
we are the reason the sith fail, even as individuals they make decisions based on the multiple voices in their head...it all makes sense now
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>>32621193
>B. Tell her you understand
The code is perfect for our behavior
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>>32621193
>C. "We?" That seems a little...unselfish for a Sith
+
"I should move to the medbay, shall we continue our talk there?"
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>>32621193
>>C. "We?" That seems a little...unselfish for a Sith

why didn't op use our 10/10 pick up lines tho
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>>32621224
Changing my vote to this.
We need to get our willy tickled.
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>>32621193
>B. Tell her you understand
the "we" represents the players of every sith
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>>32621230
Yeah! Do you have any idea how -open- all her dialog is to a simple "care to indulge in some sexual passions then?"
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>>32621193
>>C. "We?" That seems a little...unselfish for a Sith
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>>32621251
I doubt we have one.
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>>32621193
>c
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>>32621277
well, what if we do?
in any case
we can still hold hands
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>>32621277
>implying we don't have a permanent boner

ho ho ho
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>>32621277
>>32621251
We certainly do, and since the Sith are basically characters from Liberal Crime Squad, we could use an unconditional love slave right now.

Whatever line we're gonna say, it has to be dripping with "passion".
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>>32621303
Get that filth out of my quest! I will not allow any such lewdness!
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>>32621224
let's roll with this
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>>32621224
let's attempt to cuddle
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>>32621224
lol sure why not
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>>32621382
Alternatively:

"My penis can make you squeal."
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>>32621359
Funnily enough doesn't handholding or hugging or some shit give you a longer erection or bigger dopamine release or some shit?
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>>32621224
Second try, just hoping OP isn't a homosexual now
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>>32621359
Get out.

>>32621382
GET OUT!
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>>32621224
somnius better be writing smut right now, voting for this.
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>>32621421
NEVER!
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>>32621439
She's gonna shoot us down. We're an ugly alien boneface.

which just means we have to rape her later
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>>32621193
>>C. "We?" That seems a little...unselfish for a Sith
>>
Rolled 36

>>32621382
Then what you wanna meet her friends and hear about their day?
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>>32621224
Holy shit, this.
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>>32621224
This
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>>32621224
>>32621211
Deadlocked, next vote has it
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>>32621469
Oddly enough not mutually exclusive with wild (and caring) orgies.
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>>32621303
>>32621323
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>>32621486
C
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>>32621486
this>>32621224
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>>32621493
fucking shit
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>>32621493
Whelp, sorry guys
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>>32621493
God dammit!
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>>32621504
Third time's the charm. We'll get it.
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>>32621486
Just combine both, you know.

Because mark our words OP, we will perhaps give her the D option. Eventually.
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>>32621520
Shit

Oh well, at least we still sound ruthless as fuck
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>>32621545
Yeah, why not this?
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>>32621545
I'd be willing to settle for this. I do like the C option too, after all
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>>32621545
In before giving her the D option become a running gag because we can never get it up (in votes).
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>>32621493
Thank you.
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>>32621632
>I do what I can
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>>32621493
>>32621467
>>32621300
>>32621261
>>32621230
>>32621229
>>32621217
>>32621211
>>32621617
>>32621588
>>32621567
>>32621556
>>32621545
>>32621540
>>32621504
>>32621495
>>32621484
>>32621476
>>32621469
>>32621457
>>32621415
>>32621403
>>32621392
>>32621382
>>32621364
>>32621258
>>32621251
>>32621224

You ask her about using the word "we", telling her it seems a bit...non-selfish for a Sith.

"When I say "we" I'm referring to the Sith order as a whole," she tells you. "Most people say "I" instead when reciting the code. I say "we", because the entire Sith Order is supposed to be about freedom, not a constant state of trying to oppress one another. If we're always at each other's throats, our enemies will crush us time and time again. All of that rivalry should be settled in the academy, so that the Sith can focus their passions on strengthening our order and destroying our enemies."

"There are many passions which fill me," you tell her. "Your body could satisfy one."

She gives a hearty laugh ."Survive your trials, and then we'll see."

>A. Tell her you'll hold her to that

>B. Go to Med Center

>C. Dialogue writein
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>>32621682
>>A. Tell her you'll hold her to that
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>>32621682
>A. Tell her you'll hold her to that
>B. Go to Med Center
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>>32621682
how bad is our injuries?
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>>32621682
>B. Go to Med Center
Time to go to the robo-bitch again
she's the one behind those would-be assasins
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>>32621682
>A. Tell her you'll hold her to that

>pic related
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>>32621682
D/A/B "I'll mark that down." Then off to the med center.
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>>32621682
>>A. Tell her you'll hold her to that
then
>C. Dialogue writein
But now I must meditate on the dark side.

Head to our room and try and heal the wounds with the force.
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>>32621682
>A and B
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>>32621682
>>A. Tell her you'll hold her to that
>>B. Go to Med Center
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>>32621726
this seems the best course of action
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>>32621682
>A. Tell her you'll hold her to that
>B. Go to Med Center
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Hey guys, wouldn't it be neat if we had sex with men? Far too many quests are heterosexual and lesbian, there are zero gay ones. Plus, it's an old belief held by ancient warriors that having sex with a man was one of the most masculine things you could do, above having sex with a woman. Are we not the manliest alien?

So can we be bisexual, at least?

All who say "No" are not men.
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Guys, we get better at activities by doing them. Think skyrim.

We need to grind up our force healing abilities.
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>>32621682
>All of that rivalry should be settled in the academy,
Is she really a sith, or do all sith delude themselves into believing they're not in a self-destructive cycle of continuous and pointless betrayal?
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>>32621758
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>>32621758
Sexuality should be no concern of ours. We should simply choose to fuck the most ruthless and powerful should the fancy strike us
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>>32621758
Technically, a bisexual Sith would likely have more passions available per square meter as a function of human population density.
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>>32621800
She's obviously a jedi spy.
Or she is the most cunning and is the one behind our "rival" and his band of merry assasins
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>>32621758
We shouldn't even be concerned with sex.
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>>32621862
This
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>>32621862
Yoda, go home, you're drunk.
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>>32621811
I agree, ain't nothing holding us back.
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>>32621862
Or better we shouldn't run into a trap.
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>>32621862
>>32621811
>Through passion, we gain strength.
>>32621193

Are you saying you don't want to be Darth Vader level? With orgies?

Man, if the Sith figured out how S&M orgies worked, they might be able to get away from that betrayal shit for their dark side voodoo.
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>>32621919
>With orgies?
No, I don't. Because waifu trash always turns into instant shitposting.
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>>32621934
Sorry, Padme is canon. :(
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>>32621934
Now I'm going to vote for the waifu option every time. Just to make you mad.
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>>32621695
>>32621698
>>32621711
>>32621716
>>32621733
>>32621737
>>32621746
>>32621754
You tell her that you're going to hold her to that. She grins wickedly at you and nods as you turn and walk back into the med center.

(To be continued)

That is it for tonight. Did everybody have fun?

>This will be up on suptg in a few minutes. If you enjoyed yourself, give it an upvote

>Follow me on Twitter for updates @starwarsfands

>I will stick around for a bit to answer questions
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>>32621976
is she going to betray us?
or will we able to safely tenderly love her
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>>32621976
Loved it as usual Som. I am definitely looking forward to future threads
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>>32621976
I had fun.

Though I'm a bit baffled by everyone refusing to even attempt force healing on ourselves.
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>>32621934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkqPA0M_R-0
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>>32621976
I came late again, but I liked what I saw

>>32622011
and deny ourselves an earful from best droid waifu?
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>>32622029
You could get even more of an earful. Just heal the wound almost all of the way, till it's a tiny scratch. Then go see her. She'll bitch your ear right off.
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>>32622011
I just want to hang out with our real waifu CH-4N
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>>32621990
I think if she was actively plotting against us and trying to kill us, then the fucking would be like 800% sexier
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>>32621758
Wait are you that one anon who starts the we should be a gay male in every single new quest so far?
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>>32622052
I hope you like strap-ons.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Thread is up, if you had fun, give it an upvote

>>32621990
No spoilers

>>32621994
Glad to hear it, hope to see you in future threads

>>32622011
See>>32622029


>>32622029
Glad you had fun

>>32622047
>>32622052
>Waifu

>Implying it's female

>>32622055
This anon knows his shit
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>>32622094
>Implying it's female
Oh my.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtvKo2m2BpY
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>>32622075
Nope, just this one. I wonder if our character is a rapist, for as much as I am 100% okay will killing and torturing our enemies, rape is kinda ehh...
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>>32622156
>implying we're not just going to attach it's head to a sexbot anyway
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>100% okay with killing and torturing enemies
>uncomfortable with rape
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>>32622160
>pleb
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>>32622160
Jedi pls go
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>>32622213
>mixing sex and torture tooedgy8me
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>>32622160
I don't really care about implications or whatever but rape has the potential to turn the entire quest into complete shit so I'm for avoiding it.
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>>32622213
Hey, if we get into a situation where it's "Rape or be raped," my views on the matter will change.
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>>32621382
>>32621919

Grey jedi revolution, kinky sex for the darkside, cuddling for the lightside.

The canon end of Star Wars.
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>>32622165
It's still going to wear a strap on and you know it.
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>>32622243
A true Sith would use rape as a strategic weapon to dominate weaker opponents and crush their willpower.

Not out of some sense of sexual frustration. That's for sheep.
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>>32622285
This nigga knows what's up
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>>32622285
A true Sith would immediately stop being a Sith because he would realize it wasn't in his own best interests to be a Sith.
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>>32622285
Yeah well a true neckbeard will be the one voting so unless /tg/ is secretly full of undercover Sith it's gonna shit up the quest.
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>>32622351
But we're going for rape, not scat.
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>>32622376
So you noticed that he avoided saying "fuck up the quest". But to be honest, a sith is probably really far down the "cliche villain" path.

It's probably pretty hard to bar a cliche villain from being written as doing villainous things.
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>>32622418
I thought the Sith were getting their sith together and unifying to fuck up the Jedi and the Republic, though? Are we all in this for the greater good of ruining the day of those bastards? This is a new Sith Empire, where villainy bordering on retarded is frowned upon. We're gonna maim and kill and burn our enemies with synergy.



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