>>32598008
>There's gotta be someone else we can talk to...

Nope. Girl aint right in the head and she hasn't even said a word yet.

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>>32598008
>>"So, can you tell me about your Tank?"
Poor Hamster.

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>>32598008
>"So, can you tell me about your Tank?"

>she scares the crap out of you
>knock off Kraut scaring a Brit

>>32598008
>"So, can you tell me about your Tank?"

>>32598008
>>"So, can you tell me about your Tank?"
Hahahaha!

>>32598170
Sone people are just scary regardless.

>>32598008
>Other.
"Would you like to met our tame racing driver? He doesn't bite.. except for that one time."

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>>32598008
>Other
Send the producer for a pint of courage.

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>>32598008
>Other
" So .. uh... Just how rubbish was the King Tiger?'

>>32598008
>Other.
"So, are you a Queen Tiger in bed then?"

>>32598008
>"So, can you tell me about your Tank?"

>>32598008
>[x] "So, can you tell me about your tank?"

>>32598496
See http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32006334/#p32012344
>Blackjack !!hcUSYLDTxkV
>Well, the show was never lewd. Making the quest lewd just seems... Like I'd be spoiling something nice.

>>32598008
>>Other.
So...can it powerslide?

>>32598600
Nofunallowed.jpg

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>>32598666
>44 year old asking teenager that
>not really fucking creepy

>>32598904
Never said it wasn't.

Doesn't mean it wouln't be fun.

>>32598904
Do you even celebrity, bro?

>>32598943
I wish I had an arguement against that, but the logic is too sound.

Looks like BJ's falling back into his old ways. 70 minutes now.

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I SEE YOU

You fidget on your feet. "So... Can you tell me about your tank-?"

Her answer is immediate, in a crisp, practiced English. "We call it a Panzer." She corrects you, frowning. "It is the Panzerkampfwagon VI-II Konigstiger." She says, standing rigidly in front of the enormous German armored vehical. "It is armed with a 8.8 centimeter Kampfwagonkanone 43 main gun."

You blink as she stops talking and look at your cameraman who'd been filming, thank God. You really didn't want to do this more than once. Although, in the back of your mind you're already figuring out some humorous voiceover work that could be done. You clear your throat. "I see. Does it have a personal name?" She stares at you. "Well, you see... The Pershing crew call their tank Black Jack..."

She snorts in disgust. "Foreign Amateurs." She says derisively. "We have something of the sort- some of my crew call our Konigstiger 'Big Cat'." She says. Okay, maybe you're starting to get somewhere here.

>"What do you think of your opponents in the Pershing?"
>"What are the strengths of your tank?"
>Other.

>>32599727
>"What do you think of your opponents in the Pershing?"
>"What are the strengths of your tank?"

>>32599727
>"What are the strengths of your tank?"

Let her give you material to work with.

>>32599727
>Other
"Do you have to practice to be as German as you are, or is it a god given talent?"

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1689640?pool_id=7425

>>32599727
Oh she is putting on a front, oh boy. Miho said the KT had a nickname -a different one.

>"What do you think of your opponents in the Pershing?"

>>32599727
>"What are the strengths of your tank?"
Let's not get her pissed off too quickly...

Also Erika speaks English? Or was it Maho that couldn't?

>>32600491
There's probably a translator standing by or something.

>>32600491
I recall Maho could speak english in this quest.
Erika, eh.

Don't mix it with LGA. Miho can't into english at all, and Maho apparently very accented. Erika seems can't speak english too on that quest.

Rolled 2, 20 + 6 = 28

>>32600525
She practiced after seeing how this deficiency embarrassed her and her friend/superior.

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>>32600491

That's actually very interesting. Wasn't she yelling 'yankee go home' at us in garbled english the first time we saw her?

>>32600624
She was.

And had no idea that Russels was talking shit at her the whole time.

Interesting.

>>32600624
>>32600655

She has been practicing. So she can speak her hate to us properly. And nothing says German like properly.

>>32600596
>>32600683

Erika will do anything for a shot at munching Maho's rug.

>>32600737
Only as a way to become a Nishizumi.

>>32600683
Part of me wishes we weren't with Miho just so we could pursue Erika. The hate-sex would probably be amazing.

>>32600787
Same logic for Anzu.

>>32600787
The "How do we dominate her" option last thread led to many a thought on that subject.

And now I have visions of Russels and Miho gangraping Erika for an evening's amusement.

>>32600787
Or Momo.

Ute! Ute! Ute!

>>32600831
But anon, that can lead to pregnancy if there isn't proper armor.

>>32599727
>"What are the strengths of your tank?"


Tell us about the engine!

>>32600831
>いく! いく! いく!

FTFY

>>32600844
Please. Like Russells doesn't understand the value of good armour. The boy probably carries a triple-thick condom (you never know).

>>32600737
>>32600781
>>32600787
>>32600800
>>32600831
>>32600844

Why am I encouraging the LEWDS...

I am filled with shame.

>>32600683
>"You! Dirty Yankee American! I haff rearnt your inferior ranguage so that I may better insurut you! With this, you wir haff no choice but to acknoredge my surupiriority! HAHAHA!"
>"American! This time I return after having lessons in order to lessen my accent! Truly I am a master of linguistics!"
>"American! Why don't you notice me? I learnt how to speak English, and yet..."
>"You idiot, I d-didn't learn English just t-to impress you or something. I simply wanted you t-to notice how awesome I am.

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>>32600865
>>32600899

Arigato!

and captcha has named my next character: hroorei g inflamma

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>>32600942

>>32598008
>You haven't asked her last name you- you aren't sure you want to.

It's Itsumi, isn't it?

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>>32600942
That makes too much sense for it not to be right.

>>32599727
>"What are the strengths of your tank?"

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>>32600942
>"You idiot, I d-didn't learn to suck cock just t-to impress you or something. I simply wanted you t-to notice how awesome I am.

Right, so, she definately opened up when you asked about her opponent- she's definately proud and you can use that to get some good footage. "So, are you worried at all about your opponent?" You ask, leaning in a bit. "The Pershing was designed to fight tanks like the Tiger and King Tiger..."

"The Pershing is nothing but gun." She says, narrowing her eyes. "We have superior armor, superior optics and better mobility." She laughs harshly. "We can shrug off their fire and soundly defeat them." She places her knuckles on her hips and boasts. "The Konigstiger was the greatest tank fielded in World War II, we will never fear some American tank that was only designated a 'heavy' for propaganda purposes!"

>"The Pershing's crew is very experienced in single-combat..."
>"Your tank is larger and heavier, but you say its more mobile?"
>"How does the 88mm compare to the 90mm on the Pershing?"
>Other.

>>32601203
>>"Your tank is larger and heavier, but you say its more mobile?"

>>32601203
>>"Your tank is larger and heavier, but you say its more mobile?"
>>"How does the 88mm compare to the 90mm on the Pershing?"

>Other: If it's so great, why did Germany lose the war?

We can't let a shot at the Germans go by

>>32601203
>"The Pershing's crew is very experienced in single-combat..."

They have been fighting solo for some time, and you are doing this for the first time.

>>32601203
>"The Pershing's crew is very experienced in single-combat..."
>"Your tank is larger and heavier, but you say its more mobile?"
>"How does the 88mm compare to the 90mm on the Pershing?"

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>>32601355

This will be handled by Hammond's VO during the segment. Do not worry. Top Gear does Top Trumps properly.

>>32601443
Granted I have not watched much Top Gear, but, and I quote...
"Will you make a big one for fat people?"
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/the-future-is-ireal

>>32601568

Yes, that's the point. They're complete poffs in person, but they've got a full editing suite, and are under no obligation to present anything but entertainment. How do you think that's going to work out.

>>32601203
>>"Your tank is larger and heavier, but you say its more mobile?"
Let's get at that engine

>>32601203
>[x] "Your tank is larger and heavier, but you say its more mobile?"
>[x] "How does the 88mm compare to the 90mm on the Pershing?"

In this order, preferably.

You blink. "More mobile? You weigh half-again as much as the Pershing." You're pretty sure you know the answer, but it'll make for good fodder.

"We weigh more, but our suspension and tracks give us much less ground pressure." You snorts. "Combined with a more powerful engine we can dance around the Pershing at our leisure." You had been assuming that the smaller, sportier-looking Pershing would have the edge in mobility- for the first time you're wondering if maybe the King Tiger doesn't actually have the advantage here.

"And what about the Pershing's gun? The 90mm?" You ask earnestly.

"As I said before, it's the only area that 'panzer'-" She's quite derisive with the term there. "-matches our vehical. The lighter 8.8cm round is more accurate, but their HVAP round has better terminal ballistics."

>"What about their previous experience in single-tanking?"
>"You seem confident- are you worried that they might exploit that?"
>Other.

>>32602739
>"What about their previous experience in single-tanking?"

>>32602739
>"What about their previous experience in single-tanking?"

>>32602739
>>"What about their previous experience in single-tanking?"

>>32602739
>>"What about their previous experience in single-tanking?"
>>"You seem confident- are you worried that they might exploit that?"

>>32602739

>"What about their previous experience in single-tanking?"

I bet Rose can't wait to give her another good punch, this time with her 90mm.

>>32603147
Rose x Erika hatesex fapfic when

>>32602739
>Other: If it's so great, why did Germany lose the war?

>>32602739
>[x] "You seem confident- are you worried that they might exploit that?"

"The Pershing's team believes their experience with one-on-one fighting..." You start, she already looks dismissive. "They do have an extensive record of one-on-one battles." This girl seems eager, but arrogent- The Americans had been cocky, sure, but they seemed to have a better grasp of what they were going up against and the challenge it presented.

This girl though... "There is nothing- absolutely nothing, that they could've learned from singles-Senshado that myself and my crew haven't learned from working on a team." She sticks her nose into the air. "They can have all the experience in singles that they want, we still have more experience overall!"

You sigh a bit, mostly inwardly. You've seen this kind of bravado before- but at least Jeremy seems to be half-joking about it most of the time. But at least the girl is opening up a bit, maybe you can use that to get a more personal perspective.

>"Black Forest Peak are frequent champions in Senshado- why do you think that is?"
>"Miho Nishizumi is the Pershing's team's captain- what do you think of her?"
>"Maho Nishizumi is one of the great Senshadoka of Japan, can you tell me more about her?"
>Other.

>>32603682
>"Miho Nishizumi is the Pershing's team's captain- what do you think of her?"

>>32603682
>>"Maho Nishizumi is one of the great Senshadoka of Japan, can you tell me more about her?"
huehuehue

>>32603682
>"Maho Nishizumi is one of the great Senshadoka of Japan, can you tell me more about her?"

>Hammond in charge of grown up interviews

>>32603682
>"Maho Nishizumi is one of the great Senshadoka of Japan, can you tell me more about her?"

>>32603682
Let's ask about Miho. Give a good goad.

>>32603682
>"Miho Nishizumi is the Pershing's team's captain- what do you think of her?"

Will the Stig do a lap in the tank?

>>32603925
TONIGHT.
I play soldier.
May bores the masses with history
and Richard looks up at a little girl.

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>>32604146
>and Richard looks up at a little girl.

Perfect for the Hamster

>>32603682
>>"Miho Nishizumi is the Pershing's team's captain- what do you think of her?"

>>32603682
>"Miho Nishizumi is the Pershing's team's captain- what do you think of her?"

"So, what do you think of the Nishizumi sisters?" You say- one way or another this is going to be some great television. "One is your opponent's captain, and the other is your own team's captain. What do you think about them?"

Erika's eye twitches a bit and shes quiet for a second. "Maho Nishizumi is one of the greatest Senshado commanders in history."

You're almost there... "And her younger sister, Miho?"

"Miho Nishizumi was a coward and a weakling." She snarls. "Who threw away certain victory." Her eyes have darkened and she looks like she wants to spit out the saliva she used to speak the name. "She was not worthy of the Nishizumi name and I could care less who she associates herself with."

Bingo.

>"That seems harsh- what did she do?"
>Change the subject- Can we look in her tank?
>Other.

>>32604545
>[x] "That seems harsh- what did she do?"
>[x] After that, change the subject. Can we look in her tank?

Time to acquire non-meta knowledge of Miho's past. And broadcast it all on TV, too!

>>32604545
>"That seems harsh- what did she do?"

>>32604545
>>Change the subject- Can we look in her tank?
If people are interested in the juicy details they can google the match, this isn't a tabloid

>>32604545
>"That seems harsh- what did she do?"

Well then. Not like Top Gear guys know what the deal is.

>>32604545
>"That seems harsh- what did she do?"

>>32604545
>"That seems harsh- what did she do?"

HA HA TIME FOR MUSTACHE-TWIRLING VILLAINY

"What did Miho do?" You ask- you know the story already, and its unlikely that this will make it into the final cut, but these sorts of questions helped get the interviewee to open up a bit.

"Cowardice- she abandoned the flag tank in battle against Pravda- our chief rivals." She practically spits at the thought. "It cost us the battle and last years Championship."

"And so she was exiled, then?" You ask, interested at this point.

"Actually, that was her point- I don't blame her. She didn't have a friend left at this school after that." Erika smiles a bit that this, wickedly. "Even her sister didn't object."

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>Richard touches something he shouldn't.
>The Konigstiger blows up a car.
>Maho answers some questions.

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>>32605314
Night, BJ