>>32556406
>Find Miho, discuss Erika.
the equipment doesn't matter, what matters is tricking the woman.

>>32556476
this

>>32556406
>Find Miho, discuss Erika.

>>32556406
>Find Miho, discuss Erika.

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>>32556406
>[x] Find Miho, discuss Erika.

After months of lagging behind, I finally caught up. Let the tankening begin!

>>32556406
>Find Miho, discuss Erika.
Then
>Find Yukari- need more information on the King Tiger.

We shall be Tsun Tsu

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>Find Miho, discuss Erika.

Know thy enemy

Miho, for once, doesn't seem to be doing anything, instead watching along with Hana and, technically, Mako as Richard- Top Gear Richard- emerges from the top of Black Jack, followed by Rose and Roy. She notices you without looking away. "Hey Russells." She says simply, Hana nods politely and you're pretty sure Mako's foot twitched in greeting.

You pull yourself up to the top of the Panzer IV's hull. "Watching things go down?" You say, sitting down.

"We got done with maintainance early..." She says.

"I hope Mr. Hammond gets a good interview." Hana says, politely as always. "He's a very nice man."

>"Actually, was here to discuss what Miho knows about Erika."
>"They'll be good to him..."
>Other.

>>32557408
>"They'll be good to him..."

GuPQ, Log Horizon Quest, Hogwarts Quest and SWQ89 all at the same time?
The quest gods are smiling down upon me tonight.

>>32557408
>"They'll be good to him... Or Else."

>>32557408
>"They'll be good to him..."

>>32557408
>"Actually, was here to discuss what Miho knows about Erika."

We don't worry about our crew getting stupid in our tank. Outside of the tank, however....

>>32557571
bump

"They'll be fine..." You say with an unexpected element of grace and confidence. "...Or else." You smile off towards Black Jack as Richard and Patrick introduce themselves to Richard Hammond.

"...Or else what?" Miho says, clearly a bit frightened by your calmness. You can feel her and Hana staring at you. Even Mako inches away a bit while she sleeps.

"Haven't decided yet." You say nonchalantly. "Might involve Anzu though- she's pretty bloodthirsty." All perfectly calm and friendly. "So, was going to ask you about Erika- figure you'll know her well enough." You say, leaning back against the 75mm barrel.

Miho and Hana look at you.

>"You said she's aggressive, but I am too- how can I use that?"
>"What sorts of terrain is she going to know best?"
>"What are her buttons?"
>Other.

>>32558774
>"What sorts of terrain is she going to know best?"

>>32558774
>"What sorts of terrain is she going to know best?"
>"What are her buttons?"

PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS

>>32558774
>"You said she's aggressive, but I am too- how can I use that?"
>"What sorts of terrain is she going to know best?"
>"What are her buttons?"

Tell us everything.

>>32558913
this, but I think we did all this before: we asked what Erika was like, 'he's agressive. I then brought up the well-received strategy of trolling Erika: we ambush and track her, relocate while her crew repairs the track, assuming they don't jst call the match right there, and hen the track is fixed, we de-track them again, repeat until Erika takes max SAN loss. BJ even did wrote a tibit where, in character, we did something similar to a panther back in the states.

>>32558774
>"What sorts of terrain is she going to know best?"

>>32559108
ah,found it: thread 114, my exact quote:
>here's am Idea... we track her from long range, let her repair it, then track her again. toy with her from long range, let her frustration build, then finish her.'
/k/ripple, the fluff bringer, sentinel, and three anons responded positivly.
tl;dr, still want to make Erika ragequit?

>>32559108
We did. It still makes me nervous. The longer we draw this out, the bigger chance Erika gets lucky and tags us.

I would rather guntroll her for a week, but there's too much riding on it.

We're gonna look real stupid if we are fucking around and she smokes us.

>>32559427
that is a good point. if the judges don't call the match when we track Erika, she could nail us while we relocate. if the thread as a whole has had second thoughts on my plan, I'm fine with KOing Erika from as long a range as possible, show the superior range of our 90mm. then again, its not just what we do, but how, that will be analyzed by Shiho. if we demonstrate beyond a shadow of a doubt, even by her standards, our skill, she would back down; hence my 'toying' plan. what says the thread?

"So... I was having this idea." You smirk to yourself. "So, she gets angry easily, right?" You ask, looking at Miho who nods. "What if trolled her?" You ask, looking at Miho.

"Do what?" She says, looking at Hana confused.

"Alright, so we track her down and then put an HE round into her tracks to immobilize her. Then we pull back." You say biting your lip a bit in amusement. "We wait for them to fix the tracks and get under way again- and then we knock her tracks off again!" You giggle. "Repeat the process until she's practically had an aneurysm from anger and then finally knock her out."

Miho looks at you. "Why? What could it possibly gain you that's worth risking her spotting you and returning fire?" She says.

>"We put on a show for everyone watching- we're not to be messed with..."
>"Maybe it'll put her on tilt for the real match..."
>"You don't think its a good idea?"
>Other.

>>32559861

Anon brought up a good point- CHOO CHOO TIME!

>>32559861
>"We put on a show for everyone watching-including your mother- we're not to be messed with..."
>"You don't think its a good idea?"
I can accept anons' outvoting me on this. But if Miho, the in-character expert, says this idea is dumb, I will drop the plan for good. then, we get the matchup the world's been waiting for underway.
ALSO: is TopGear going to do a Tiger II segment to compare/contrast the Pershing? I would like to see how Erika handles the Hamster.

>>32559861
>"We put on a show for everyone watching-including your mother- we're not to be messed with..."
>"You don't think its a good idea?"

>>32560003
Sounds good. We should defer to get expertise in the field of Erika. Perhaps asking for suggestions on how to troll her might be a good follow up.

>>32560003

WriteFAAAAAAAGS! GET IN HERE!

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>>32559861

>"You don't think its a good idea?"

Trust the Miho.

>>32560003

I would like to see how Erika handles the Hamster.

Quick, call Anzu, get her in on this plan. THIS is the way to troll Erika. Let her go into the match a mess. We get a clean kill, she looks like a tool in front of Mama Nishizumi, and the fans get a great episode.

Pic related-Erika's mental state going into the fight

>>32560065
to borrow a quote from /k/, 'you're evil. I like you.'
>>32560082
...and I have created a seed of inspiration in BJ's mind. worth not sleeping. There is a distinct lack of our usual namefags, however...

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>>32560082

>...and I have created a seed of inspiration in BJ's mind

While they're here, Writefags could you also do some Pic Related

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>>32560009
This.
>>32560179
I'm here, I'm just reading SW89.

>>32560176
if she's like that going into that match... what will she be like by the end?
>.gif won't load, google scanners exploding head.
>>32560237
/k/'s lurking, that's one. four to go...

>>32559861
>"You don't think its a good idea?"

Miho is the pragmatic one of this crackpairing. If she says this us dumb, shit's dumb, yo.

>>32560288
>gif won't load, google scanners exploding head

I love that scene. It even looks good in slo-mo

>>32559861
>[x] "You don't think its a good idea?"

I think it's a good idea to detrack her the second time, and no more. Any more and she'll start expecting us.

>>32560568
sounds good to me, but I reserve the final decision to Miho.

Miho is smarter than anon, it seems.

>>32560616 Miho has self-control and long-term planning skills. most /tg/ anons can have a hard time going beyond 'fer teh lulz' or 'MA WAIFU!', in my limited observations.

>>32560616
That's really not that hard

>>32559861
>>32559861
>"You don't think its a good idea?"

>>32560003
>>32560009
this.

"It's a show of force- dominance." You say, looking over at them. "Erika's arrogent, boastful, and completely assured of her certain victory. If we just take her out then she'll chalk out up to a lucky shot on her point." You take a deep breath. "We need to defeat her, but we need to do so in a way that leaves no doubt in her or anyone else's mind that she was completely out-classed."

Miho shakes her head. "And, while you're scooting around getting into a position to take out her tracks for the third time, she spots you and puts a round into you? What then? How dominant do you look then?" She shakes her head. "Erika is a dangerous opponent- you don't think she'll immediately see what you're doing?"

You bite your lip. "You don't think its a good idea?"

"No. It's stupid and risky. It gives her every chance in the world to capitalize on what you're doing and punish you for it."

>"Then how do we dominate her?"
>"What makes you think she'd get the chance?"
>Other.

>>32561130
>"Then how do we dominate her?"

Magicalrealm.jpg

>>32561130
>"Then how do we dominate her?"

>>32561130

>"Then how do we dominate her?"

Without this getting weird

>>32561130
>"Then how do we dominate her?"
ok, my plan's in the grave, let's see what Blackj-I mean Miho, has in mind.

>>32561130
>"Then how do we dominate her?"

So, leather and chains?

>>32561130
>"Then how do we dominate her?"

>>32561130
>"Then how do we dominate her?"

>>32561130
>"Then how do we dominate her?"
Tank related question: anyone know where can I find how much it cost to build WWII tanks? The idea of acquiring tanks and fighting other tank teams has made me curious, but I have no resources other than the net at the moment. if you know a site, please leave link. if its a book, could you please name it and give me the ISBN number? thank you.

"Then how do we crush her?" You ask, voice low. "How do we leave no doubt in her mind that she lost and there was nothing she could do to change it?" You stare coldly out over the hanger, eyes focused on nothing in particular.

"You do it in the Nishizumi style." She says, voice like iron. "You draw her out and you destroy her with a single shot. Cold efficiency. You don't give her a chance to do anything but be defeated." Her change of tone forces you to look over at her. Hana is staring too- you don't hear that tone of voice with Miho very often.

You take a breath, looking her in the eye. "We can do that, too." One HVAP shell would likely be able to pierce even a Tiger II from glacis to rear-plate. Well, simulate piercing it anyway.

>"So, what sort of terrain should I draw her onto?"
>"How do I draw her out?"
>Maybe we should let Miho calm down for a bit...
>Other.

>>32561781
>How do I draw her out?
Maximum ruthlessness engaged!

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>>32561781
>>"How do I draw her out?"
I need a manic version of this gif

>>32561781
>"So, How do I draw her out, and what sort of terrain should I draw her onto?"
you mess with the Miho, you get the Nishizumi.
also, very wild west gunslinger. two enter, one shot later, one leaves.

>>32561781
>Maybe we should let Miho calm down for a bit...

Sweetie, you've got your murder face on. It scares me.

>>32561781
>"How do I draw her out?"

>>32561836
>bothisgood.jpg

>>32561865
Great, now I can only think of Miho wearing Chiaki like a hat.

>>32562018

I'll bring that up if I ever make a MNGQ quest.

>>32561830
the 'Despair for I am the end of days' miho image would be the next best thing.

>>32562050
I don't remember that one.

>>32561836
+1
>>32562072
I tried to upload it before, but my internet won't let me. can someone else please post it?

>>32561865
"Miho, you know that face is only for the bedroom."

>>32562227
I would think that Iron Miho would make Russells wilt like spagetti in a steam bath.

>>32561781
>"How do I draw her out?"
Disregard mounting insanity, acquire tactical advice.

>>32562296
Her domination only makes him harder.

>>32561836
this

>>32561836
seconded

"So, how do I draw her out?" You ask, scooching yourself in towards her- just in case she needs a hug or anything.

Her voice softens slightly. "Same way we talked about- she's proud and thinks her Tiger II has the upper hand- you need to confirm that for her. She'll do the rest herself." She says. "She's aggressive and proud, but predictable." She looks at you. "That's why your crew is so fun to fight- I can't rely on you to do what you did last time. That's our biggest advantage against Erika and Kuromuromine." She smiles and looks down. "They'll never know exactly what we're going to do next..."

She smile and put an arm around her. "Thanks. I think. You done being Iron Miho, the Steel Empress now?"

She laughs a bit. "I think so- unless you'd like to know how to take out of my other former comrades?"

>"How big a fit do you think your mom'll have when I put one through Erika's glacis?"
>"You think your sister will ever respect me?"
>Excuse yourself- Find Yukari.
>Other.

>>32562649
>"How big a fit do you think your mom'll have when I put one through Erika's glacis?"
>"You think your sister will ever respect me... and us?"

>>32559108
HOLD UP

I'm getting a severe case of deja vu. I'm almost CERTAIN that we told Miho this plan before and she reacted positively, saying that it would be near impossible for the crew to get out and do a field repair in the middle of the match.

What the hell is going on? Can someone archivedive?

>>32562742
Oops wrong trip

>>32562649
>>"How big a fit do you think your mom'll have when I put one through Erika's glacis?"

Would she even need to say anything? Or would her stare say all that is needed?

>>32562742

Pretty sure it was all OOC. All the references I've been able to find have been from posters.

>>32562766
Right then. Doesn't matter too much anyway.


Can't remember my fucking trip, so sticking with theFeet_First one. It's been weeks since I last posted anyway

>>32562742
I literally just dd that earlier this thread,>>32559284
>>32562766
On the contrary, BJ, behold: your last post of thread 114:
>The idea is so perfect, it hits your brain like a lightning bolt. You laugh. "Miho, I have a cunning plan!" You giggle a little bit. "How long does it take to fix a road wheel on a Tiger II?"

Miho looks at you. "Given the proper support, access to tools and..." She stops and looks at you. "Hours- I'm not even sure its possible in the field." She smiles- she's starting to get on your line of thinking. "She'd be helpess- unable to turn the tank, unable to move..."

>>32562649
>"How big a fit do you think your mom'll have when I put one through Erika's glacis?"
>"You think your sister will ever respect me?"

>>32562831
Did we go on to say that we would be doing it more than once like a dick instead of just using it to pin her?

>>32562831
*post continued* so yes, Sentinel, we have just redone an earlier conversation, to the effect of reversing a strategic decision that was agreed on both in and out of character.
>>32562886
Yes, I am the guy who suggested that, and gave the idea for 'I have a cunning plan.'

I'm willing to believe that this is all just BJ getting his mental notes mixed up after a break, rather than 'railroading', so nobody get antsy.

>>32562886
Nope.

Once good, multiple times fuckin' dumb.

>>32562929
>>32562886
read http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31285446/ its all there, for eternity (or it gets deleted)
now >>32562929, I can understand you disagreement with my original plan, but just say why, rather than try and pretend it never existed.

Hey BlackJack, you writing or dead?

>>32563197
Wanking to Iron Miho, the Steel Goddess

You grin at her. "So, think Shiho'll pitch a fit when Black Jack blows her Tiger II away?" You say, hoping that she see's your smile and doesn't immediately going into the dark place reserved for her family.

She smiles and looks down- "My mom doesn't have fits- the only times I've seen her angry she was very... still." She bites her lip a bit. "It was scary- she didn't threaten or berate. She just gave her opinion and then ordered me out of the room..."

You nod a bit, giving her a bit of a squeeze. "Well, there's a first time for everything..." You say trying to cheer her up- "My crew can get under anyone's skin!"

>Find Yukari- Discuss Tiger IIs.
>Find Rose/Roy - How did the interview go?
>Other.

>>32563536
>Find Rose/Roy - How did the interview go?
>Find Anzu - those Top Gear guys should take the time to 'interview' Erika and co.

>>32563536
>Find the fluffy one

>>32563606
+1

>>32563536
>>Find Rose/Roy - How did the interview go?

Hope they didn't fuck up royal.

>>32562649
>"How big a fit do you think your mom'll have when I put one through Erika's glacis?"

>>32563606
eh, BlackJack approved of Top Gear Tiger before, lets make it canon.

>>32563864
Wow late

>>32563606
+2

>>32563606
+1

As you watch Richard disappear into the Radioman/Bow Machinegunner's compartment while Top Gear Richard drops down into the driver's hatch you give your crewman a look and you can practically hear him gulping from thirty feet away. "Alright, I'm gonna go debrief Rose and Roy..." You say, sliding down off the Panzer IV.

You walk up to your gunner and loader. "How'd it go?" You ask simply, catching themleaning against the side of the tank.

Rose shrugs and looks at her brother. "Not bad." Roy says. "Rose went over the gun elevation and traverse and firing mechanisms. Showed him the target acquisition sequence... Commander spots enemy, lays the turret onto them, yadda yadda."

"And for the loader?" You ask, looking between the two of them.

"Wasn't much... Showed him how I load- what types of shells we carry and how they work- HE, APCBC, HVAP..." You nod along to his explanation. So far so good.

"Good," you say with an emphatic nods. "Good! We might live through this yet!"

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>Richard goes to tour a King Tiger.
>Someone's not in a good mood.
>Black Jack will hopefully have the rust shaken out!

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>>32564414
Night, beej