Rolled 32

>>32511645
+You have striking looks & a natural charm. You win friends easily & many of the young womenfolk of the village have eyes for you.

Rolled 88

>>32511645
>+You are exceptionally strong & tough, you've already made a name for yourself in the village through various feats of physical power/endurance.

Rolled 54

>>32511645

I'll bite. Rolling for strength

What kind of world are we living in? Tech level? Any magic/supernatural stuff?

Rolled 31

>>32511645
What, no mad scientists here today?

+You have a keen mind & a thirst for knowledge. You easily understand things others struggle to grasp. Furthermore an itinerant priest taught you how to read (extremely rare for a peasant).

Rolled 36

>>32511645
rolling for sexy

Rolled 100

>>32511645
>roll for brain stronk

>>32512061
Well.
I believe that settles it.

>>32512061
We super genius now.

>>32512061

I had just written up a piece for strong as well...

Standby, revision incoming.

>>32511919
>Tech level?
Early Bronze age with a few suprises. You are in an 'old' fictional world.
>Any magic/supernatural stuff?
You've heard talk of gods & monsters but have never seen such things yourself. Nor have you heard anyone reputable claim to have witnessed anything overtly supernatural. But the people have many a superstition.

>>32512061
we am become knowledge

>>32512141
Destroyer of dumbs?

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Nothing can stop the peasantry now, we posses the mental aptitude to become a great general!

Or a Wizard. We should be wizard.

>>32512061

Do you women in the ancient world find intelligence attractive?

Will be get a wife and dowry?

>>32512215
more likely a steward

>>32512266
I find literacy extremely sexy

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>>32512215
But will we ever find out what we're casting?

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>>32512215
>great general
>not great general of the heaven s
Git gud scrub

>>32512297
Duh.
Magic.

>>32512061
>>32512128

Your mind is sharp as a razor, when you start to think about things, patterns emerge that you can read & understand & little escapes your notice. You have been given the gift of literacy. In a village of perhaps 200 or more souls, the number who know letters can be counted on one hand.
-
It's high summer, the air is warm & the days work is done. What shall you do with yourself?

There are several points of interest in the village (highest decides):

+The Chieftains hall: The chieftain & his family reside here. He gathers the elders for counsel on issues of governance & justice.

+The Tavern: Little more than a thatched barn with a few tables, a big fire & plenty of wine. But the beating heart of the village nontheless.

+The Chapel: The house of the Sun King, the only god permitted in the empire. Tended to by an old, narrow minded priest who imagines himself wise. The pious & the needy tend to congregate here.

+The Orchard: A small grove of fruit bearing trees just behind the palisade. Many of the young men & women not yet old enough for the tavernkeeper to sell them wine hang around here. It's a familiar place for you & there are many memories here, good & bad.

>>32512215
No, we should plot to destroy the empire and give communist freedom to the peoples. We're a peasant after all

Rolled 32

>>32512460
+The Chieftains hall: The chieftain & his family reside here. He gathers the elders for counsel on issues of governance & justice.

Rolled 58

>>32512469
CHR would have been better if we wanted to do that, but we brain stronk

>>32512460
Roll for Chapel to learn the forbidden secrets of the Sun God.

Rolled 26

>>32512460
Go to the tavern and see if there any juicy rumors floating around.

Rolled 96

>>32512460
>+The Chieftains hall: The chieftain & his family reside here. He gathers the elders for counsel on issues of governance & justice.

Rolled 68

>>32512460
Since we're so intelligent, people might think we're nerds. We must go to the tavern and have sexy party to avoid this.

Rolled 79

>>32512460
+The Chapel: The house of the Sun King, the only god permitted in the empire. Tended to by an old, narrow minded priest who imagines himself wise. The pious & the needy tend to congregate here.

>>32512460
+The Orchard: A small grove of fruit bearing trees just behind the palisade. Many of the young men & women not yet old enough for the tavernkeeper to sell them wine hang around here. It's a familiar place for you & there are many memories here, good & bad.

Sit under an apple tree, and ponder.
Perhaps we'll discover something.

Rolled 100

>>32512460
chapel

Rolled 36

>>32512584
Forgot my roll.

Rolled 65

>>32512595
Faggot.

>>32512595
This game is being governed by the 100's it seems.

LETS LEARN SOME FORBIDDEN MAGICS

Rolled 73

>>32512595
Well. Shit.

>>32512595
noice

Rolled 18

>>32512595
I'm sure that the GM was already writing the scene in the chiefstains hall and you ruined it, you should feel bad

>>32512595

Chapel it is. Standby.

General questions & out of the box suggestions for what to do are encouraged btw.

>>32512595
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh...
Here comes the sun king
Here comes the sun king
Everybody's laughing
Everybody's happy
Here comes the sun king

Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel

>>32512595
we shall become a living conduit for the sun gods eternal power

Rolled 67

>>32511645
Is the sun king a non-Ahura Mazda?

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>>32512702
>this is the direction the quest will now be going

>>32512786
not if we are black its not

is OP kill?

>>32512595
>>32512660

You stroll through the village up to the chapel of The Sun King, a small & simple place given the tales you've heard of the grand temples situated in The Empires major cities. Though still the second largest building in the village next to the Chieftains hall.

It is tended by the village priest Jayr, who seems intent on convincing you to join the priesthood yourself.

Through your reading & a few conversations with learned travellers, you have learned that the people here did not always pray to The Sun King. Before The Empire came there were many gods, their names now mostly forgotten & their sacred places fallen into ruin. Tales of blood sacrifice in the hills & darkest parts of the forest paint the crushing of these faiths & the universal worship of the Sun King as a triumph of civilization over barbarism in the books. You wonder where the truth lies.

As you enter the chapel Jayr seems to be arguing with a stranger about something. A man with a sword at his hip & well made leather armor.

Roll for what to do...

>>32512955
nah>>32512660

Rolled 35

>>32512987
Listen in on the argument

Rolled 49

>>32512987
Sneak by. Let's see if there's anything about the old gods still to be found in the temple...

Rolled 80

>>32512987
Eavesdrop.

Rolled 2

>>32512987
Sneak in and attempt to allow the god's wisdom into your mind.

Rolled 39

>>32513008
This.

Rolled 45

>>32512987
Eavesdrop

>>32512987
swing the double doors open with as much flair as possible and then shout out entrance to the village like we the place

Rolled 76

>>32512987
Find a quiet place to masturbate.

Rolled 86

>>32513072
woops forgot the roll

Rolled 72

>>32513041
This

>>32513096
may a million dicks assault your throat

Rolled 11

>>32513114
The Will of the Sun God or w.e diety we decide to become

Rolled 62

>>32512987
>Listen in on the Argument

>>32513072
What the fuck?

Rolled 3

>>32512987
listen in on the argument

>>32513072
>>32513096

Could you elaborate in English?

>>32513096
seriously?
just ignore the troll

We have enough voters, why are you still going by roll?

>>32513072
>>32513096
It totally doesn't count since he didn't roll with his vote.

Rolled 9

>>32512987
Stroll up and try to calm them down using our superior logic.

>>32513041
You duck under one of the windows, open in the summer heat & try to listen in without being noticed.

Jayr & the stranger are speaking in hushed tones, you can only make out bits & pieces of their conversation:

Stranger: "I know it's" ..... "speaks of this village" .....

Jayr the priest: ..... "know less than you think" .....

Stranger: ..... "searched for months" ..... "a few leagues" ..... "Hisho's Forest"

Jayr: "You think there's gold, jewels" ..... "dead gods" ..... "heresy"

Stranger: "I'll pay well" ..... "lost kings buried"

Jayr: "Not for sale" ..... "never" ..... "nothing but broken stones"

With that the stranger stiffens, puts a piece of parchment into his cloak & turns to walk out.

How do we proceed?

Rolled 19

>>32513258
>
Ask Jayr what happend after the stranger leaves.

Rolled 66

>>32513258
Follow and talk to the stranger. Fuck jayr

Rolled 16

>>32513258
Slip out the door and catch him as he walks out.

Rolled 37

>>32513258
Talk to the Preist about what the stranger wanted.

Rolled 61

>>32513279
This.

Rolled 75

>>32513258

use our wits to discreetly get the information about the lost kings buried and the forest.

Rolled 71

>>32513258
follow the stranger

Rolled 41

>>32513258
Find a quiet place to masturbate.

(I'm that part of your brain that's always like that, serious shit needs to be happening before I go away.)

Rolled 30

>>32513315
Ooh, maybe we could get him to hire us as a guide/meat shield.

PLANT CROPS

IT'S A GOOD SEASON FOR CROPS

Rolled 8

>>32513258
approach the stranger and trick him into giving me the parchment with my brain powers.

Rolled 34

>>32513258
Follow the stranger

>>32513298

I would try this one out, maybe pick up a weapon just in case

Rolled 17

>>32513258

Remind Jayr about our previous conversation about me and his virgin daughter Selina getting married.

>>32513258
Damn I am one hungry peasant, time to go get breakfast.

>>32513315

You rack your brain to try & piece together what you've heard.

Hisho was an ancient Pagan king, died before the coming of the empire. He was legendary for his cruelty, fighting skills & wealth. Having amassed a fortune in plunder & tribute from neighbouring kingdoms.

He is something of a villain in modern religious literature, scripture tells of him sacrificing 2 young lovers & 4 friends each year to one of the old gods in exchange for victory in battle.

The wandering priest who taught you to read through the sacrifices were genuine, but probably more for fertile crops.

Beyond that, you're drawing a blank.

From Jayr's tone, you doubt he'd be willing to speak openly about this conversation.

Rolled 13

>>32513451
I'm not an expert, but summer isn't a good season for planting crops as far as I know.

>>32513529

What do we do?

Rolled 26

>>32513529
GO TALK THE STRANGER. I SMELL TREASURE AND LICHDOM AHEAD

Rolled 33

>>32513552
This.
And I have the "scent" special quality, so you know my info's good.

>>32513552
*to the stranger. That roll though

Rolled 20

>>32513551
Damn I am one hungry peasant, time to go get breakfast. I'm hankering for some innards pie.

Rolled 94

>>32513529
Speak to the stranger

Rolled 77

>>32513529
use brilliant knowledge of subconscious tone manipulation and aggressive speech pacing to entice more information from the feeble minded priest.

Rolled 67

>>32513551
We will visit the tavern

Rolled 88

>>32513529
Find a quiet place to masturbate and mull over the current situation.

Rolled 21

>>32513529

Challenge Jayr to a game of riddles in which the loser must do what ever the winner wants.

Use our keen mind to out play him.

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Rolled 82

>>32513597
so close...

Rolled 25

>>32513529
Go to the inn to see that pretty young lass that everyone has been calling a witch lately.

>>32513597
You will Never win.
Not like in Real life goddamnit.

Rolled 83

>>32513537

DIFFERENT CROPS THAN SPRING CROPS OBVIOUSLY

ROLLING TO FORGO EVERY OTHER ACTION AND PLANTING SOME CROPS

Rolled 34

It seems that entering the forest would be very dangerous, something to dangerous for one to go alone. but perhaps you could try to engage the stranger in a bit of conversation to see if you can learn anything else or at least where to find more information.

Rolled 90

>>32513696
Seconding

Then maybe hoe some shit

>>32513589
You dash around the side of the chapel to try & catch up to the stranger. It's tough going, he's taller than you & takes long strides.

As you approach you notice that his leather armor is well worn, it has some marks that look like they were inflicted by blades. He holds himself in a relaxed & confident way that you've only seen in one other man. Kol, father to one of your closest friends & personal guard to the Chieftain. Regarded as the best warrior in the village.

"Excuse me sir" You exclaim.

He turns to face you, a scarred, dour looking face regards you with cold eyes.

"What is it boy?"

What do we say?

Rolled 44

>>32513851
Do you know someplace quiet around here where I can...relieve some stress?

Rolled 76

>>32513696

>peasant quest
>not doing peasant shit

Thirding this

Rolled 19

>>32513851
"I love you"

Rolled 45

>>32513851
I couldn't help but overhear your conversation with the priest.
I'm wondering if there's some way I can help?

Rolled 46

>>32513851
"Help me, there's a voice inside my head who commands me to masturbate and/or plant crops. I don't know how much I'm gonna resist. Help me, please."

Rolled 34

>>32513851
WE START WALKING FUNNY AND SHOUT
"SWIGGY SWOOTY IMMA COMING FOR DAT BOOTY!"

Rolled 68

>>32513896
This. Add something smart about Jayr not having any vision on not being content with your fate as a peasant.

Rolled 86

>>32513851
GOOD SEASON FOR CROPS, I BET YOU DIDN'T EVN KNOW THAT!

Rolled 52

>>32513696
>>32513851
LETS HARVEST CROPS BROTHER

Rolled 84

>>32513956
Aw shet

Rolled 24

>>32513956
Why is this winning?

Rolled 9

>>32513851

Can you teach me the techniques of "crop rotation".

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>>32513997
it's in the nature of peasants

Rolled 15

>>32513851

I overheard you and the priest speaking on the subject of the old gods,I happen to be a scholar and I could be of services to you.

>>32513851
"Howdy sailor. You looking for a good time

Stop rolling, the crops have won

Rolled 28

>>32514031
I'll do one reroll

Rolled 29

>>32514067
Dice gods confirmed for peasant lovers

Rolled 3

>>32514031
This. Please op don't listen to the trolls

Rolled 80

>>32514108
Goddamnit dice gods.

Rolled 2

>>32513851
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Rolled 79

>>32514108
Your rolls just make my dick harder

>>32514031
>18 year old scholar wearing peasant rags

Rolled 28

>>32514031
>>32513950
>>32513896
Please op I like this quest.

>>32513896
>I couldn't help but overhear your conversation with the priest.
>I'm wondering if there's some way I can help?

The stranger studies you for a moment.

"I doubt it boy. Yer too soft to know Hisho's forest & you dont look much good in a fight neither. Little doubt that fool of a priest was the only one here who knows old letters."

You sense your opportunity.

"As it happens, I can read a little. Is that what you wanted from Jayr?"

The stranger raises an eyebrow.

"I'd take you for a liar but I'll chance it. Saves me trekking leagues back to the city for a reputable scholar. Come"

He gestures towards the tavern

"I've got something written need it read out to me, aquired at bloody cost, cant read myself. But I'll not tell the tale in the street."

You question whether its a great idea to go into a dark corner of the tavern with this dangerous looking fellow, but the lure of adventure is compelling.

What do you do?

Rolled 9

>>32514255
I made a new serious one

we don't often see warriors in town, are you by chance entering the forest in search for something religious. I may have some skills that can help you

Rolled 61

>>32514311
GROW CROPS!

Rolled 24

>>32514311
Search for a good oppurtunity to slip away and masturbate in peace.

Rolled 10

OP, you really should rethink your voting system, it has the chance to ignore popular choice for a highly rolled troll action.

Unless you want that kind of chaos, than this system is perfect.

>ignoring the crops

I'm out of here, fuck this.

>>32514379

I ignore overtly trollish suggestions

Rolled 24

I ask to see the text and pretend that I takes a moment to decipher it while I read the information. then I decide if I tell the stranger what it really says and possibly warp the message to gain access to whatever is in the ruin or whatever it is.

Rolled 7

>>32514311

"Ok go get us a table in the corner, I will get the ale from the tavern wench" (and a sheep intestine condom)

Rolled 100

>>32514389
I know, fucking noble's.

See all you haters later!

Rolled 18

>>32514311
Follow him, use your wits inside the tavern to not die. Don't follow him into a room where you would be completly alone and watch out if it looks as if he has companions in the tavern.
Also this >>32514433

Rolled 97

>>32514472
thanks for adding that part

roll for this guy

>>32514468
What the hell is with all of these 100s?

>>32514547
This threat was actually created by one of the dice gods as a clever way to balance out all the rolls so he can continue giving us 1s in the other quests.

>>32514510
has this won yet

>>32514510

You follow the stranger to the tavern.

The two of you take a seat in the most discreet corner you can find, drawing a few looks from other patrons.

The stranger buys you a cup of wine. He introduces himself as Menelau, a veteran of the imperial army. Of late a sellsword & treasurehunter.

He informs you that he has in his possession directions to the final resting place of King Hisho. Wherin some of the tyrants hoard of wealth is also said to be interred.

The snag is that his roguish scholar companion was killed in the caper to obtain the directions, a page torn from a priceless tome in the grand library of the Imperial capital. So now he has no-one to read the page & tell him where the tomb is to be found.

After some negotiation, he agrees to let you read the page for a small share of the spoils but only on the condition that you accompany him directly to the tomb, as insurance.

You feel as though you are standing on a threshold. On one side is the life you have always expected to live, working the fields, toiling in the muck, inheriting your parents farm. Probably marrying your childhood friend Kassa, Kol's daughter, who has wanted you for some time.
On the other side is a golden path to riches & adventure, a life unimaginable. You get the feeling that if you agree to it, Menelau will hold you to it. There will be no turning back.

What do you do?

>>32514747
Op do we get the impression that his honest enough to not kill us when we get to the treasure?

Rolled 70

>>32514747
Accept.

Once we have money we can buy land and grow our own crops.

Rolled 64

>>32514747
Fucking do it.
A chance like this only comes once in a lifetime.

Granted, we're a peasant, so our lifetime IS particularly short

>>32514798
The man's face is like a mask & gives nothing away.

You reckon that he probably knows more than he's telling, no point to show all your cards to some boy you met by chance a few minutes ago.

You have nothing else to go on...

>>32514859
>>32514747
Eh fuck it. Let's jump in. Fighting might not be our strenght but a tomb might have more traps than monsters (as this is a not/low fantasy setting).

Rolled 78

>>32514888

Rolled 77

>>32514747

I accept and gather supplies from my home, I might just leave the village after finding the spoils but I'll tell my friends and parents later

Rolled 86

>>32514925
This

>>32514912

You agree to Menelau's proposal.

You clasp hands, his grip is like iron. He leans in close & whispers to you.

"You try & cheat me boy, I'll gut you like a fish."

You nod & gulp nervously.

Menelau tells you that you'll make for Hisho's forest at first light tomorrow. To gather some basic provisions & get a good nights sleep. He also gives strict instructions to tell no one what you're doing or where you're going, before disappearing off somewhere.

You still have the evening to put things in the village in order. Is there anyone you want to see or anything you want to do before turning in?

Rolled 43

>>32515083
Gaze meaningfully at the crops swaying in the breeze as the sun slowly sets.

Rolled 78

>>32515083

>Kol, father to one of your closest friends & personal guard to the Chieftain.

Find this guy, ask him about advice for fighting/survival and borrow some gear from him. If he presses you on why you want to know that stuff just tell him you want to prove yourself to the girl you like. His a warrior he'll understand that and respect you for it.

Rolled 19

Use the last of your spendings to have a big send of party with kaseas and the other villagers, afterwards ask koi for fighting tips and equpipment

Rolled 30

>>32515083
prepare a small pouch that contains a single seed of each crop that is grown in our village so that if we get homesick we can sniff the seedy pouch to remind us of home

Rolled 8

>>32514747
Find a quiet spot and jerk it hard.

Rolled 1

>>32515083
Masturbate

It'd be nice to work off some stress, wouldn't it?

Rolled 55

>>32514747
Ask Kasea to come with me to the vinyards where we used to play and say goodbye, giving her something of mine to remember me by. afterwards I train with koi and ask him for equipment

Rolled 29

>>32515366
>>32515355
>>32515314
>>32515108
THE DICE GODS ARE MERCIFUL

Rolled 68

>>32515366
THINK OF CROPS AS YOU DO IT!

>>32515108
>>32515382


I think this one is kinda good though I mean this is his home you know

>>32515159

You head up to the Chieftain's hall to find Kol.

Though you know him better than most due to your relationship with Kassa growing up, you're still nervous speaking to him. A mystery to most. He has the look of a Northern raider about him, the fierce tribe of pale horsemen who ride acoss the plains raping & pillaging. Kol appeared at the village gates 18 years ago with a baby Kassa in his arms, offering his sword unto death to whomever gave them shelter. The Chieftain evidently accepted.

You find Kol looking bored as the Chieftain discusses the price of grain with some farmers.

You ask him for any advice he can give about fighting/surviving on the open road, though you leave out the part about impressing a girl. As you suspect he'd assume you were talking about his daughter.

He shrugs & says theres not much anyone can say that will turn you into a better fighter overnight. But he tells you not to let anyone get behind you & not to be afraid to use dirty tricks in a fight.

He also tells you that Kassa has been looking for you for most of the afternoon.

What now?

Rolled 80

>>32515447
Find Kassa at the crop fields.
Have a deep, heartfelt and meaningful farewell.

Rolled 89

>>32515447

Find Kassa

Rolled 69

>>32515447
Fuck Kassa, we will go adventuring and fuck some wenches(don't tell him that though).
Ask him if we can borrow anything useful from him for an adventure(weapons/clothing), after that go home and have a good nights rest after preparing supplies for your journey.

>>32515366
*Accidentally rips off dick*

Rolled 68

>>32515447
Think of that which you want but cannot have. And then keep thinking those thoughts as you jack it to a charcoal sketch of Kassa.

Rolled 65

>>32515519
This.

>>32515483
>>32515486
Goddamnit /tg/ whats your obsession with waifus?

Rolled 85

>>32515483
This

also we give her something so that we can remember us and subtly hint that we may need some supplies (asking straight koi straight up seems a bit rude considering that he just told us to find his daughter

>>32515588
did you miss the part about her being our would be future wife and best friend

Rolled 47

>>32515588
Eh, it's not so much that, it's just that if she was looking for us, it could be important.
Plus this
>>32515614
>her being our would be future wife and best friend
Plus she's probably cute or something oh man

Rolled 69

>>32515614
No I didn't but that was in our pathetic pleb life.
Leave everything behind and mold yourself into a new man. This is our peasants fate.

Rolled 68

>>32515656
I don't think anyone would be that eager to leave everything they love behind without at least saying goodbye, even if they're moving on to something that's better in many ways

Rolled 22

>>32515710
Did you never watch into the wild? Granted that stupid fuck died but at least he lived.
We got no time to say goodbye if we want to be rested for the beginning of our new life.

Rolled 3

>>32515756
I think that we can deal with having less than 16 hours of sleep

>>32515486

You head off towards your families barn. Where you & Kassa usually meet.

You've known Kassa as long as you can remember. The two outcasts of the village children, you naturally came together. You always having your thoughts on loftier things, never interested in the simple games of the other children. Her with her pale skin & yellow hair, reminding everyone of her barbarian heritage & the fear everyone had of her father, as well as the fierceness she seems to have inherited from him. You played together & grew together, constant companions. Although of late theres a tension between you that's new. Your heart races when she touches you, despite all the times you wrestled when you were small & you keep catching her looking at you when she thinks you dont notice & flushing red in the cheeks when you do.

You find her sat up on one of the crossbeams.

"Where have you been all day? I've been looking for you for hours"

How do you respond?

Rolled 29

>>32515867
"What a coincidence. You've been popping in my head just as often."

Rolled 74

>>32515867
Aww, she's adorable

Rolling for "You're adorable"

>>32515867
Can you type out 'and' instead of using an ampersand? It's kinda annoying.

Rolled 45

>>32515867
Tell her the truth.

Wizards don't need no woman tho, she can be a lab assistant.

Rolled 83

>>32515867
Tell her you're going on adventure for riches and glory. Mostly riches.

Rolled 3

>>32515867
heh I kinda got caught up in something, watch ya up to

(Have some fun with her for now, but break it to her a little later that I'm going on an adventure. when that time comes subtly hint that I want supplies and give her something to remember me by, unless her response would not lend well to that course of action.)

Rolled 38

>>32515867
"I can see up your skirt"
After that tell her "making a decision for my life"

Rolled 92

>>32515957
This.

Also, lets take her with us and elope.

Then we sacrifice her to become a Lich.

Rolled 98

>>32515969
Rolling for this guy so no waifu sacrifice

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Rolled 31

>>32515997
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

WE COULD HAVE HAD TRUE POWER!

Rolled 5

>>32515891
This.
Just get laid and go to sleep.

Rolled 75

>>32515962
re-roll for this in a vain attempt to get 100

Rolled 27

>>32515974
Fricken high roll man, dice gods must favor that suggestion. Only reason not 100 must be because you want Lich

Rolled 66

>>32515891
I'll toss my bones in for this.

Rolled 33

>>32515974
Rolling for Lich!

Rolled 7

>>32516012
>not knowing that true power comes from true love

Rolled 38

>>32515891
She iiiiis pretty adorable, rolling

>>32515969
>>32515997

From this angle you would be able to see up her skirt, if she was wearing one. However as she is wearing roughspun trousers you cant see much.

She jumps down & gives you a hug. As she presses against you, you freeze, your heart pounding. You can never quite decide how to respond to these hugs now before theyre over.

"I've been worried about you" she says

You have no idea why, she's not usually a worrier.

"This is going to sound stupid, but I had a dream. A nightmare. We were both in it & the village.... It was horrible & so real, I just...."

She stops & stares at the ground, seemingly unsure if she should continue.

Do we ask Kassa about her dream? Or try & take the conversation elsewhere?

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>>32516175
Ask about the dream, and try to sneak in another hug.

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>>32516175
Fuck, damned trousers
Ask about her dream

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>>32516175
Ask her about the dream. Tell her you're going on an adventure.

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>>32516175
ask about the dream

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brain stronk
much curious
learn dream

my foucking god this is one of the most hilarious and yet still interesting threads i have ever read, please don't die on me

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>>32516175
tell her not to worry her sweet little head (i don't know her character and if it is inappropriate or insulting don't use the "little head" part) and tell her about the adventure and that you might be gone for some time and that you'll miss her very much

>>32516441
Peasantthread bestthread

Bumping again for a close interpersonal relationship with a member of the opposite sex and adventures and stuff too

>>32516233

You tell her its alright & ask her to continue...

"The village is on fire, everyone is dead, cut open or hanging from the trees in the orchard, my father, your family, the chief, everyone. You & me we're there too, I thought we were dead as well but we're not, we just look....wrong. We were both sat in the branches of this huge, twisted tree. It was like nothing I've seen. It was bare of leaves like in the winter & it was smooth & white, more like bone than wood. All up of the trunk there were bloody smears, as if people covered in blood had been clawing at it."

"Behind it the sky was black like coal, with no stars, but there were three moons, all of them were too big. It was like they were eyes, looking at me"

She stops, shivering a little as if the memory disturbs her.

"That's all I can remember" She says.

Something about the pale tree she mentions stirs something in you. You're certain you've seen it, but you cant recall. Is it a dream or a memory? Something you've read about? For once, your mind fails you.

You pull Kassa into a warm hug, she looks like she needs it & honestly, her dream chills you. You need it too.

What now?

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>>32516536
Tell her you're adventuring. Sex her.

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>>32516536
"Right, that sounds terrifying. I'm going on a trip tomorrow, wanna come with to take your mind off things?"

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>>32516536
Kiss her, man

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>>32516536
Baby let mee sooth that terror away.

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>>32516603
Kiss her, pull her home and fuck her brains out.

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>>32516616
Yeah, but in a gentle, /comforting/ way.

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>>32516609
you forgot: "With my dicks".

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>>32516634
>dicks

Holy shit

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>>32516634
dicks ? as in more then one ? this sounds as the start of a bad tentical hentai

>>32516672
>good tentacle hentai
FTFY

>>32515083
Speak to Kassa, tell her you love her - this may be the last time we see her.

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>>32516719
>rolly

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>>32516652
>>32516672

They say two heads are better than one, they make you smarter.

We're smart. Obviously we have two dicks

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>>32516730
whoops

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>>32516536
dick her with your penis

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>>32516840
seconded

we tell her we might die and this is our last chance to tell her that it's her, it's always been her, and we love her.

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but in all seriousness OP don't stop posting you are awesome at writing

She clings to you, more urgently this time. You turn your head to look at her.

Before you can say anything she kisses you. It's warm & soft & perfect. She tastes like the orchard in springtime. You can feel the heat of her body pressing against yours through her clothes. The moment seems to last forever.

When it's over you've forgotten about pale trees & almost about your adventure tomorrow. But then with some trepidation you realise you cant keep your plans from her.

You tell her about Menelau & the search for treasure in the forest.

You tell her that you'll come back rich, take her away somewhere & marry her.

You'd tell her anything.

She listens quietly, patiently. Then nods.

"I'll see what I can scrounge up of my father's gear for you. But don't trust that man & don't trust the forest"

"And if you die, I'll never forgive you."

Then she's gone into the night...

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>>32516931
I love her, and I love you, OP.

Rolling to go to sleep, I guess.

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>>32516931
Perfect, couldn't have written that better myself

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when she gets the gear for us go to sleep and meet up with the creepy guys and go the the forest

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one little thing OP, if you kill her off now...
I Will Find You.... And I Will Kill You ....

>>32516931

I'm pretty sure I recognize your style OP. Something bad is gonna happen here, you're gonna make us have a sad aren't you.

>>32517018
Oh fuck off, namefaggot.

>>32517038
Is it his flagrant use of ampersands?

Roll to sleep indeed.

I am legit going to sleep now cause its like 0300 holy shit.

Hope you enjoyed, Join me again in about 10 hours for more PEASANT QUEST (featuring gratuitous ampersands plus only token inclusion of crops & farming)

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>>32517127
Love you, bro. Sleep well

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>>32517127
Rolling for more crops and farming next thread

no but srsly awesome thread, OP, love it

>>32517127
>QM in UTC+1 time

Awww fuck.

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>>32517127
Rolling for more masturbation, because damn we could use some stress relief holy shit