3 AM. Mitakihara. Mitakihara Heights, Tower One, Sixth Floor, Apartment 665.You are a Magical Girl, and you've just woken up thirsty in a green-haired girl's arms.It's...you're not going to say that it's been the most comfortable night's sleep you've ever had - the brief period of intimate contact you've enjoyed with a certain blonde-haired Vindicare in the Warmaster's personal quarters still deserved that title - but it had certainly been the most interesting. The most exciting. Definitely the most exhausting.She did the thing with her tongue. It's...you didn't even know it was possible. You thought it was something she only made up for the porn comic she keeps on drawing. The pain in your throat - overshadowing the slight ache in your limbs and certain other parts of your body - making it clear that you've screamed yourself hoarse a few times. Making you blush crimson at the thought of it, causing you to bury your face in your hands.Were you really...supposed to do this kind of thing? Were you supposed to find this kind of happiness? It never seemed like it, every single day you've lived. It always felt as if you'd always be wading through a pit of blood and bodies and whiskey, with the bitter taste of painkillers crumbling on your tongue.
>>32502148There's...something's going to take this all away, you're sure of it. Everything's happy and cheerful and not exactly going to shit now, but somewhere, somehow, the universe is going to come around soon enough with the bill - and the amount on the bottom line is going to be more than you can afford.A sigh leaves your lips, and it's here that you slowly pull yourself up to a sitting position - careful not to wake the disheveled girl on your bed that's as naked as you are. After some heart-pounding moments wherein she tried to pull you back in her grasp, you manage to squirm to the lip of the bed, your feet dangling over the edge and making contact with the carpeted floor. Where most of your Magical Girl costume lay, strewn all over in dejected piles.Well. That's...huh.. That's certainly a sight you've never seen before. If you have, you don't remember.You shake your head again, before reaching down to grab your panties. You've always been sloppy, yeah, but you're not going to stumble around the apartment naked. Even you have limits, after all.The moment you do so, however, is the moment you see a small shadow - barely taller than a child - flit across the doorway of the master bedroom. The sound of childish giggling heralding its split-second appearance, so quick that it almost seems like it wasn't there in the first place....What? What the hell was that?Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.Leave it alone. You're probably just tired. You need a drink. Maybe two drinks.
>>32502158>[x]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.
>>32502158[X]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.
>>32502158>[X]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.
>>32502148Leave it alone. You're probably just tired. You need a drink. Maybe two drinks.
HA HATIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS
>>32502158>Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.
>>32502148>She did the thing with her tongueMIDORI CONFIRMED FOR BEST GIRL
>>32502158[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.Its time
Rolled 5>>32502158>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.
>>32502158[x]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.[x]Summon shield, let it dispense some object you can use to enforce some blunt traumaGuns may be a bit overkill.
>>32502158[x]Grab your desert eagle, investigate yourself.
>>32502158[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.
>>32502246>Guns may be a bit overkill.>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>32502148[spoiler"]God. I turned out to be such a damsel in distress."Midori confirmed kill________except hardest difficulty ending
>>32502158>[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.
...well, that's not ominous or anything.
Rolled 8>>32502158>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.Time for some, but not that much paranoia
>>32502158>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.
it's overwe're donethe end is nigh
>>32502158[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.CAUGHT UP! FINALLY!
>>32502148>She did the thing with her tongue. It's...you didn't even know it was possible. You thought it was something she only made up for the porn comic she keeps on drawing. The pain in your throat - overshadowing the slight ache in your limbs and certain other parts of your body - making it clear that you've screamed yourself hoarse a few times. Making you blush crimson at the thought of it, causing you to bury your face in your hands.
>>32502158>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.Shadowruns welcome.
>>32502158Fatting period is over...FOREVER
>>32502276>>32502296>>32502314We're gonna chew the deathflags, wash them down with a healthy gulp of paranoia and when fate comes to take away the little bit of happines we managed to carve, we're gonna shoot it in the kneecaps and make it our bitch.I'm afraid as well, but let's not allow it to get better of us.
>>32502158>[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.Great quest pic!
>I'm going out like I came in -- screaming and kicking.>You can't whack Death on the head!>If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!!!
>>32502337Oh, you're leaving us? And never coming back?
>>32502370But then you would be happy, nya.REMOVE GREEN
> The Fall of Chiaki Matsuda> Creepy giggling> HAPPENINGSWell, this is off to an excellent start!
>>32502356We can make it happen as long as we are willing to be Dead on Arrival.Spoiler warning. Seriously.http://youtu.be/hDhRQs05Yvo?t=3m44s
>The moment you do so, however, is the moment you see a small shadow - barely taller than a child - flit across the doorway of the master bedroom. The sound of childish giggling heralding its split-second appearanceClara-dolls? AKUMA IS COMING! SQUAD BROKEN!
>>32502445That's my guess too, and it makes me giddy
>>32502158>>32502445>Chiaki finally scored>It summoned Lucifer herselfJust our luck, huh.
>>32502516Bitch gonna get tomatoed.
>>32502491>>32502491>>32502501I'd now be upset if this isn't the case.>>32502535This!
>Creepy childrenYou're saying that like there was non-creepy kind.
>>32502612>OkubyouDamn, son. That sounds hella OP.Gotta try that sometime
>>32502553>>32502587>>32502612This really drives home how much self-hatred Homura has, doesn't it?
>>32502680They're all supposedly as strong as magical girls, but Okubyou's on a whole other level. Anyways, I finished the lineart for the commissar costume, finally!
>>32502491This shouldn't feel as lewd as it does.
>>32502683These are her familiars. She really, really hated herself.>>32502711Lovely.
>>32502712It's cute! It's meant to be cute! Why does everyone keep treating it lewdly??!
>>32502612So what if love just showed up?
>>32502683Eh, if you read up upon the others Witches familiars you will notice that the familiars arent as much servants as tormentors of the witch in question.A Witchs Barrier is literally their own personal hell.
>>32502737It's cute too, don't worry.Somehow most of your cute art feels lewd and the lewder arts feel cute.
>>32502740The night would end.
>>32502711>They're all supposedly as strong as magical girls, but Okubyou's on a whole other level.I would assume she's too much of a coward to use it except in any situation in which she is directly threatened.
>>32502211 >>32502217 >>32502220 >>32502265That's...no, you didn't dream that. You're probably sure that you didn't hallucinate that, either. Something's wrong here, and you're going to find out what before it gets anywhere near Midori. Before it gets anywhere near anyone and anything else you care about.You snatch up your Golden Desert Eagle and Soul Gem in the same movement, your Magical Girl costume manifesting on top of your naked form with a flash of purple light the moment you get up on your feet. At this, Midori audibly stirs, but she only murmurs your name before rolling over to the other side, still clearly asleep. You breathe a sigh of relief here, before narrowing your eyes and stalking forward, your gun held in front of you. Ready to kill at a moment's notice.Carefully checking your corners and finding nothing but dark, empty apartment - you step out of the master bedroom, the oversized handcannon in your hand glinting as the moonlight catches it. Something shifts past you in the corridor - and you whirl to address it, a curse leaving your lips in a hissed snarl."The good-for-nothing is looking for us," A voice between a child's shrill tones and a raven's screeching cackle reaches your ears, seemingly coming from all directions. "She's trying to find us." Another cackle, this time closer, close enough for you to taste the malice dripping from its words. "How silly. We've been trying to find her all this time.""And now we have," Another voice, almost identical to the first except for its accent - a slightly lyrical, lilting one that sets your teeth at edge at how closely it resembles Mami's. "Our pitiful, good-for-nothing mistress will be proud, too, now that we've found herself."[1/2]
>>32502762"She reeks of lust and filth," Yet another voice giggles. "Our good-for-nothing mistress will not be pleased."Jesus. What the fuck is this? Did Kyuubey give you a haunted apartment, just for kicks? "Kihihi~ She's confused! She thinks this is the mutant cat's doing! Silly, stupid, pitiful good-for-nothing!"What do you do?Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.
>>32502762>"Our pitiful, good-for-nothing mistress will be proud, too, now that we've found herself."I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!
>>32502737Decu is lewd, Dan is lewd, NECO is slut... with company like that it's easy to forget that Hat is pure.
>>32502748How can anyplace be hell if it has Anthony?
>>32502783>Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.
>>32502783>[x] Tell them to get out here so we can have a look at them.
>>32502783>[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
>>32502783>[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
>>32502783[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
>>32502737This one is proper cute at the very least!
>>32502783>[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.Do it quietly. No need to wake up Green just yet.
>>32502783[X]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.As far as I'm concerned, Pinky is THE master of all the bullshit that was, is and probably will happen to you. It's best to ask her.
>>32502762>"And now we have," ITS HAPPENING!
>>32502783>Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.We know these things... somehow.They are dangeous, but we can play them. And right now we need to make sure they don't tell their mistress anything. We're not ready to confront us.
>>32502740>>32502753Love can't show up because the role has already been taken>>32502783>>[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
>>32502783[x]Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.
>>32502783[X]OTHERRetreat. Wake up Midori. Extraction.Any other option leaves Midori vulnerable - Pinky will eat her and kill us, the creatures are a distraction for whomever mistress is, and ignoring anything magical is STUPID.
>>32502831I don't think calling Pinky after being laid by Midori is the best idea.
>>32502783>[x]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.
>>32502831Put Pinky in a room with you stinking of sex.
>>32502783>[x]Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.
>>32502831>>32502855>Suicide by Pinky is cool, it'll be great character development.
>>32502783[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.[x]They are trying to lure you out, stay near Midori.ITS A TRAP!>Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alrightObvious bad idea is obvious.
>>32502843I like how smug Reiketsu is.
>>32502849>Any other option leaves Midori vulnerable - Pinky will eat her and kill usI'm not so sure. I think Pinky -might- actually keep Midori safe for us, if only to spite HER.Still, I'd not going to chance it unless there's literally no other option.
>>32502870>Suicide>implying this isn't pinky fucking with chiaki because we haven't visited her in a gorillion threadsJesus Christ you dimwit catch a hint why won't youPlus, Pinky has repeatedly stated that SHE will be the one to kill Chiaki, she doesn't share
>>32502783[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.[X]Lick Midori's soul gem, see how the chuckle fucks react.
>>32502783>[x]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.Pinky time.
>>32502783[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
>>32502740Love is Homucifer.
>>32502889No, this clearly isn't Pinky. They were looking for their master's other self.
Rolled 7>>32502783>[X]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.ZA WARUDO
>>32502889She's insane and jealous. Murderously jealous. As in eat glass and metal when pissed off by our insensitivity to her affections jealous. I think she might just fucking lose her shit since we smell like Midori. And she might just eat Midori's face off because it she smells like us. It may as well be suicide.
>>32502889>implying this isn't pinky fucking with chiaki Why would Pinky sent Homucifers familiars? She absolutely despises Homucifer, you are beyond fucking retarded.
>>32502893I'm usually all for Pinky time, but doing so right now seems unsafe at best.
>>32502921FACE/OFF YOU SAY?What could go wrong!?
>>32502908Then she can help out, can't she.>>32502921She is already okay with Midori though. They went madness-spelunking together, Siberia, remember?
>>32502783>[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.Clearly the only good option now
>>32502931That was more 'tentatively not murdering immediately', and it was with Midori not yet romantically involved with Chiaki.
>>32502783Are we wearing the hat? Because if so..."Oh come now...surely you don't wanna hurt me. At least, not before I get my hands on you...and in you. Besides, twins sound like a fun deal."...deadpan voice makes that hilarious.
>>32502957>and it was with Midori not yet romantically involved with Chiaki.>soul gem lickingChiaki brought Midori to toe-curling orgasm at one of their first meetings and everything after that has just been deepening it. Pinky accepted Midori because she knows that no matter what happens Homura only went as fucking insane as she went for one person, for her, and nothing in the world can change this.
>>32502931She's fine with Midori as subordinate / friend of her own love / hate interest. She's most probably not fine with her as someone who makes said love interest scream her throat sore by repeated application of tongue trick.
>>32502965Hmmm, maybe we should invite Neco around. She might absorb some Clara abuse!
>>32502965Very apt banner."Gott ist Tot!"
Life has been really busy for me lately so I don't have that much art to show this week, and most of it is just quick sketches. Some of it was even posted already (that's always really flattering), but here's some other stuff that hasn't been uploaded yet.I imagine that getting MMxMM published on time might be a rather daunting endeavor.
>>32502987>NECO>absorbig abuseyou're thinking Noriko
>>32502981While Pinky knows a lot, is there any evidence she knows of the soul-gem licking? I can't remember. Certainly the silent room probably kept her from seeing it directly at least.
>>32502931This idea only works if all Pinky can not smell anything other than the blood in her mouth. Goddess won't help us if she hugs us, gets in our face, or kisses us.
>>32502994Now draw in Chiaki sleeping next to her.
>>32503003I'd be more worried abou what she knows about events of last couple hours.
>>32502999>Implying we can't Ahego NECO
>>32502999I'm sure Neco could surpass Noriko if only she was made aware of her true calling.
Fuck, we might have missed the proper answer. We should wake up Three Stooges, they could know what's up and talking with them doesn't force us to move from Midori.On the next vote, perhaps...
>>32503024Acceptable, but Hat-chan probably wouldn't approve.
>>32503024>>32503037Hat has an OTP and will stick to that.
>>32502994Speaking of MMxMM, I've been making some progress on this too. I think it's turning out rather well!
>>32503046Looking forward to it being finished!Mayumi a sexy face, damn.
>>32503046>dat Mayumi face>dat Midori faceMumi approves
>>32503024>>32503037>>32503044Mm, no offense but while I like Wendy as a character, I don't really find her very interesting as a pairing, sadly. I had this in the works, but I had to put it on the backburner before I could get more than a preliminary sketch done
Question for while we wait.It's the middle of the night and you're just chilling and zoning out to /tg/, enjoying a Bicardi on the rocks when suddenly, *BLAM* Chiaki shoots your front door, the explosive force of which takes out a good portion of your house as well as half your family. Lightning suddenly lights the recently dark corners of your vision as she approaches you and you start to slowly lose your mind.She points you you and says,
>>32503044Good thing we have Decu for this.
>>32503087You're not living your life correctly.
>>32503087I wouldn't hear it because I'm deaf.
>>32503087I accidentally your house and family.
>>32503010>implying that won't turn her on even more
>>32503090Based Decu.>>32503087I held hands with Midori and Wendy.
>>32503102I thank her for reminder.But, there ain't no rest for the wicked and money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed...
>>32503087"Next you're going to say 'Will you be my waifu'."
>>32503090Love the fact that all of the Wendy art that Decu has done is lewd.
>>32503151Decu has his priorities straight.
>>32503148Hmm... maybe I should do more Jojo-MGNQs
>>32503121Ah, I know where I made my mistake!I forgot not many here know what it's like to deal with a jealous girl.Atashi no baka.
>>32502931>Then she can help out, can't she."helping out" in this instance probably involves levelling more of the city in pursuit of anthropersonication of homura's various, fears, insecurities and personality traits than I'm entirely comfortable with, especially considering you probably can't really kill them.
>>32503163You can kill anything if you try hard enough, nya.
>>32503162>Atashi no baka.
>>32503161And this is the last new thing I have to show for this week.
>>32503151Useless dog only good for her sex-appeal.
>>32503171Then how comes you're still around?
>>32503151He's done a bang up job of developing Wendy into someone we probably won't try and shoot immediately, even though it's clearly the only sane source of action.
>>32503182Happy Chiaki makes me head hurt.
>>32503184At least she isn't fat and useless.
>>32502994Mangaka Midori spin off when?
>>32503171Of course, but as long as Homu still exists, then a new Clara Doll will take it's place.It's like trying to exterminate vermin. Gotta get them at the source.
>>32503182Awwww, that's cute!
Let's not forget Dan Kim.
>>32503198I'm an Incubator, nya.
>>32503206Sorry I can't hear you over all the fights Wendy is losing
>>32503243Oh, that's new.Did he post new art on twitter?
>>32503250It's for the greater good.
>>32503247You are the First, aren't you?
>>32503243Dan pls.Pls update
>>32503250>not killing peopleHey, she's making progress!
>>32503151The recap interviews had non-lewd Deculture Wendy. She was cute, too.
>>32503247The one that went out of business?
>>32503279Oh yeah.Well fuck me with a gay raccoon, then.
>>32503279Recap Wendy was the cutest.
>>32503284If I told you, it'd spoil it.
Oh, forgot about this one. Think I posted this late last thread? Oh well, it's cute, whatever
>>32503279Lewd Wendy is always cute, anon!
>>32503257Yup, got that one from Twitter.>>32503271Dan is not here yet, we're gonna have to fire up the buttsignal and hope.
>>32503294She really made me hnnnnngh.>>32503297Much like this comic!
>>32503296I can make you moan it out instead~
>>32503303He's probably sleeping or something. Dan pls.
>>32503294She even acted cute.
>>32502806 >>32502809 >>32502818 >>32502805Alright, party's over, you growl into the dimly-lit darkness seemingly twitching and dancing all around you. You're not sure who the hell this mistress of theirs they're talking about, but if they don't come out and show themselves, then you'll be mailing their bodies to her in convenient little zip-up bags. You don't take very kindly to intruders in your own fucking apartment."Kihihi~ Stupid, useless, worthless good-for-nothing thinks she can hurt us with her shiny golden toy." Again that annoying, waspish cackle. Again you whirl around, Golden Desert Eagle held between outstretched hands, trying to level your aim at something that's either invisible or isn't even there in the first place. "It's almost unsporting if we take her to pieces now to deliver to our own good-for-nothing mistress, yes?""Unsporting, and boring." There's a venomous petulance to the other voice that makes you want to reach out and just strangle the throat of whoever uttered it, and you grit your teeth in frustration. "Buuut~ I think we should follow her for now, at least. She IS still our good-for-nothing, even if she smells like a whore." The voice giggles as it savors the ugly word, making a meal out of it.There's a chitter of agreement, and all at once you find yourself surrounded by the shadows that you've been pursuing earlier. Small, barely reaching above your knee. Childlike.You hear one of them clear a throat, and an overhead light switches on. Letting you see just what you've been chasing. What you've been growling at.Dolls. Wide-eyed, balljointed dolls of pale white ceramic and black tailored cloth. The creepy ones with the glass eyes and wide cresent slits for mouths. The ones you've always seen in shops and wondered what kind of deluded freak would actually buy them.[1/2]
>>32503340Well yeah, she's a callidus.Good at deceiving people.Like a certain green haired fatty
>>32503352"We are fifteen in number, but only fourteen are here." One of them, seemingly the leader with a black pin-staff in her hands and a blonde mop of hair crowning her ceramic scalp. It looks up at you with its almond-shaped eyes of cold, emotionless blue ice, the crimson slit of its smile widening. "And we have been looking for you, ugly, smelly, unreliable and worthless good-for-nothing." She curtseys, and the rest follows suit in perfect, practiced unison. "You are a hard good-for-nothing to find."...Alright, you've been called worse before, but somehow the good-for-nothing is getting on your nerves. You frown down at them, the Golden Desert Eagle still in your grip - and you see some of the dolls turn and whisper at each other, pointing at your firearm."You haven't collected enough," One of them whines. "Only four in number? Are you THAT useless?""Stop fucking fat girls and get on with your quest to destroy everything," Another screeches.Is this some kind of Callidus trick, or what? You've heard of a few of them controlling puppets and such, but these don't appear to BE puppets. They're...alive. Almost sentient. And something tells you you should know all their names.Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503352Stop time, fire everything.
>>32503357>[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>>32503357>[x] Ask them if they'll do your house-work for you.Well?
>>32503357[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?....if they're ours to use we could be in very, very big trouble.
>>32503357Shoot the damn things!!
>>32503357>[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503357>[x] Start shooting.
>>32503294[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503357>[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?They won't say, but I think we all know the answer.
>>32503357>[x]Cap some impertinent bitches.
>>32503357[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?I want it all!Clara dolls a best. Just...hopefully they don't harass Midori.
>>32503357>[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.>[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503357>[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.>[X]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.
>>32503357>[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>>32503357[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503357>[x] Open fire
>>32503261Phew, this took a while to find. LAst time I posted it, I was on my phone so I could only get a horribly compressed version. Here's one that looks much better!
>>32503357[x]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.
>>32503352>thinks she can hurt us with her shiny golden toy."Yeah, fuck you. I'm not drunk enough for this."
>>32503410Argh, I got the wrong one. Here's the right one!
>>32503352Wonder why none of the three stooges have commented on the dolls? I mean the dolls are the servants of Homucifer and the three stooges claimed Homucifer is an enemy.
>>32503410Midori so cute.
>>32503357>"Stop fucking fat girls and get on with your quest to destroy everything," Another screeches.Oh fuck that.[x]Start shooting now.
>>32503357"You woke me up after my first night with Midori. If you don't make me some pancakes as an apology, I will find your Mistress and feed her her own kneecaps. Capiche?"
>Only fourteen? What happened to the>Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>>32503357[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.[X ]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503357[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?It had better not be going after Midori or Mami.And the conference with the Stooges would take time.
>>32503357>[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.>[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503424We are surrounded by fears and insecurities.[X] The way we usually deal with this is getting very very drunk.Firing at them isn't going to solve anything.
>>32503357[x] Throw a shoe or something at one of them to make sure they're real. Or poke one with the deagle or something.
>>32503357[x]Other[x]Start shooting now.Clearly we are dealing with some kind of a Magical Girl that controls dolls. Just shot.
>>32503451Kong and painkillers are how we deal with things we can't shoot.Let's try shooting first, and if that doesn't work, we'll drink and wait for the inevitable.
>>32503357[x]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.Nobody calls waifu fat.Even though it's true
>>32503357>fatties Are we going to take that?[x]Open fucking fire.
>>32503357[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?.
>>32503357[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
>>32503468Normally, I'd agree. But shooting up our apartment trying to kill our demons is the act of a crazy person.What's Midori going to say when it wakes her up?
>>32503495Everyone and their dog has been calling Midori fat.
>>32503504>implying we aren't already batshit crazyWe'll just say someone's trying to fuck with us. Again. Then we call QB and have him run a search on 15 dolls, see if it matches the MO of any known Callidi
>>32503513It's because fat girl is best girl.
>>32503519>>implying we aren't already batshit crazyOf course we're crazy.But the point is we're crazy like a fox.
>>32503504"Thanks for defending our honor sempai!!!">>32503513Not IC!
>finally watch the third movie>next MGNQ thread, this happensOh god why
>>32503519We could, I dunno, do that callidus detection trick that our Callidus Rank master taught us.
>>32503519and they'll find nothing, and everyone will think "oh well, one step closer to a padded room."
>>32503524....no? We're crazy like a gun-mongering crazy girl with a whiskey and opiate addiction.
>>32503357>[x] Start shootingI don't have time for this shit
>>32503495Oh, we're gonna shoot them their insolence, no doubt about it. Just not right now, we need to learn more about them and whoever sent them.
>>32503527>Not IC!>NECO>at least three other meguca I can't remember the names of because these bitches are all interchangeable
>>32503536Actually...that's not a bad idea.
>>32503545>I don't have time for this shitWe totally have the time right now.Just not the patience.>not realising the Clara Dolls only found Chiaki because they're reflecting her own fears and insecurities.
>>32503357[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>>32503532because being meguca fan is suffering
THE HEALING NEVER ENDS
>>32503357This deagle is what could have been. We could have shot and shot and shot the hell out of them.THEY CALLED US GOOD-FOR-NOTHING AND YOU JUST TOOK IT
>>32503588Yeah just shoot everything what could go wrong
>>32503588>Splattered cat is what could have been. We could have shot and shot and shot the hell out of her.SHE CALLED MIDORI OUR FAT SEXCRETARY AND YOU JUST TOOK IT
>>32503588Clara dolls are the best, you shut your whore mouth!
>>32503588They called Midori fat and we could have shot them for it, that's even worse.
>>32503597Nothing bad was ever the result of shooting.
>>32503600Hey, -I- was rooting for that. It would have been amazing.
Name fagging this one time, aside when I post shitty writeups.I want to write the intimacy between Midori and Chiaki. Just so I can give them one more bit of happiness before shit hit.the fans.Is that fine Deculture?
>>32503588You should be grateful, cat. The only reason why you walked out of the interrogation room with both your kneecaps intact is because of our tenuous relationship with Sayaka.
>>32503619proof positive that it would have been the wrong choice.
>Plot thickening.>Shadowruns in tow.>Abundant drawfaggotry.>Waifu disputes.>Trolls pushing dumb options.Yeah, feels like home, I missed you, guys (and gals?).
>>32503632Might want to contact him directly, I don't even know if he reads the thread outside of vote tallies while running.
>>32503616Anon, you forgot your brain in the sink this morning.>>32503619Yeaaahhh right, not like you wouldn't have jigged it for us to get hot lead poured down our throats later on out of vindictiveness.
>>32503637I actually was talking about shooting as an experimental thing. See if they were corporeal.It would have been followed up by drinking.
>>32503633But anyan I thought we had a real relationship. Just me and you guys, yelling at each other about how your waifu a shit. 14/15 Clara dolls agree!>>32503650Actions have consequences! Those would also have been hilarious.
The best time of day is here!>>32503619Do you sometimes take jobs as somebody's shoulder devil/angel?
>>32503650>anon not being able to sarcasmWhat else is new?
>>32503654Hahahaha.I just realised.Last time we were inside Chiaki's head.This time, what's inside her head has come to visit us.
>>32503665THIS IS MAGICAL GIRLSMAGICAL GIRLS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
>>32503632I'd love to see that, but dunno if you'll get an answer here. Maybe after the session.
>>32503664Yes. Devil's nyadvocate is always fun.>>32503632Deculture's not gonna stop you from writing what you want. Do what your heart tells you, nya.
>>32503664>somebody's shoulder devil/angel?>NECOWhat could go wrong?
>>32503699You generally have to wait until the end of the thread, though.
>>32503616>Nothing bad was ever the result of shooting."Hi, I'm Gavrilo Princip and this is Jackass."
>>32503717nobody has shoulders strong enough to support a NECO
>>32503732>You generally have to wait until the end of the thread, though.he doesn't mean he's gonna post it immediately, anon.He's not even written it yet.
>>32503744Yeah she's way too fat.She's even fatter than Midorin.
>>32503759>implying someone's fatter than MidorinYou take that back!
>>32503759Midori's healthy, NECO's fat and grosswe've been over this
>>32503744>>32503759Oh c'mon, I know just the guy!
>>32503780Yes, this is established fact.
>>32503781Atlas tried it once. He decided he'd rather hold up the entire earth instead "because it's not quite so heavy".
>>32503663>But anyan I thought we had a real relationship. Just me and you guys, yelling at each other about how your waifu a shit. 14/15 Clara dolls agree!If relationship you mean intense and mutual dislike for each other, then sure.
>>325037992 words.Hate fuck
>>32503663>Cheating on MalalYou're the worst
>>32503799But I don't dislike you at all! A-actually, I...I...n-nyaaa...
>>32503816No, that's Dildoes.>>32503829I'm not sure you can cheat on someone who's dead/a plant
I think I know why people are so against shooting things in this quest.They don't have the proper music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
>>32503853More like nyandere.
>>32503878is it 2004 again or what
>>32503878I have zero problem with shooting things, if I think it'll have the desired result: i.e. a net reduction in the number of problems we have to worry about.This does not seem like such a situation.
>>32503943Eh, I just think it's better than throwing something. If we shoot it, either it explodes or it doesn't, and we can plan accordingly. With Kong and Advil being the plan for the latter.
This was supposed to be a quick doodle, but it's taken much longer than I anticipated so I'll just go do stuff around the house and wrap it up some other time.
>>32503957All dumb jokes aside, I pretty much agree with this anon here. We had nothing to lose shooting except for maybe waking Midori up and having to do some minor and not unexpected wall repair.
>>32503967Ass needs to be rounder.
>>32503957I'd rather not verify people's assumptions that we're completely mentally unstable until we have no other options.Of course, if the little fucks start coming for us, that reduces our options in that reguard to zero.
>>32503924"Good job Midori, now you keep her pinned while I fetch THAT!"
>>32503972>having to do some minorWe're using the Golden Deagle. That's not minor wall repair, that's major structural damage.
>>32504008>THATNot the spray bottle!
>>32503993Response to inquiries:"We've all been granted a wish by a magical cat from space in exchange for selling our souls and childhood innocence in the name of staving off the heat death of the universe, wielding magical powers and battling witches, risking our lives for people who would fear us if they knew us. If you really think that's all the weirdness there is to the world, you're more fucked in the head than I'll ever be."
>>32503967Oh yes. It needs...attention to detail. Lots of detail.
>>32504013It's a deagle, not a howitzer. We've shot the thing indoors before. Midori remembers.
>>32504013It could have been worse.>ntrmiss officebad captcha!
>>32503974Was focusing mostly on getting the hair, bust, and general figure right. I'll work on that when I next decide to spend some time on this.
Did nobody else notice these dolls know what we're thinking? We can't shoot them, we can't stop time, any second spent interacting with them is like juggling bombs and chainsaws on fire. There is only one way.[X] put gun to own head; pull trigger
>>32503367 >>32503372Alright, it's way too fucking early in the morning for this bullshit. You decide to get to the heart of the matter right away - that being, asking who the hell this 'mistress' that they keep giggling and screeching about. You growl the question out, at the same time swiveling the Desert Eagle and aiming it right between the sparkling eyes of the one with the hat-pin staff. The doll, whose name pops up in your mind as IBARI - only seems to smile wider at this, its tiny shoulders shaking as it giggles.And you grit your teeth together harder as its fellow dolls join its screeching mirth. "The good-for-nothing is asking about HERSELF! Kihihihi!""This is like, irony or something! Isn't it? ISN'T IT?!""That's our good-for-nothing mistress for you! Sharp as a sack of drowned mice and twice as disgusting! Kyahahaha!"Jesus Christ, it's like being back at middle school.You press the Desert Eagle a bit more firmly against the blonde-haired doll's ceramic face, and the giggling immediately stops."We serve the good-for-nothing mistress who tore down the equally-useless Goddess from her heaven," IBARI giggles, one balljointed hand reaching up to carefully and slowly push the barrel of your Desert Eagle away from her face. "We serve her head to toe - from the tip of the most useless strand of black hair on top of her useless head, from the tip of the most useless feather at the very tip of her useless wings - to the tip of her useless shoes, at the very tip of her useless legs." Her smile widens. "You know her name, don't you, good-for-nothing? And you know she's you."You lower your gun. The Transcendent One, then.IBARI giggles. "GOTT IST TOTT!" She screeches, and she reaches out to link hands with the dolls at either side of her, and those dolls do the same to the others beside them. You watch, bewildered and possibly a little freaked out, at the sight of fourteen dolls dancing in a ring around you, chanting the demise of a god.[1/2]
>>32504028>"We've all been granted a wish by a magical cat from space in exchange for selling our souls and childhood innocence* in the name of staving off the heat death of the universe,* not like that, you pervs!
>>32504053"GOTT IST TOTT! GOTT IST TOTT! GOTT IST TOTT--!!"The display continues for a while before they finally stop, each doll shaking hands with the other and exchanging congratulations. "It's a shame we didn't bring tomatoes, otherwise it would've been a grand time," IBARI muses, stroking the bulbous tip of her hat-pin staff. "But yes, you catch on quickly, for a good-for-nothing."...Strange display aside, this confirms it, then. The Transcendent One's found you, which means you'll have to move much more quickly. The Three Stooges had all but convinced you that she's the one you need to kill to fix everything. ...It'll be the most elaborate and drawn-out suicide ever committed, but if it helps fix all the shit YOU apparently caused, then so much the better.You open your mouth to ask another question, when you remember something they'd chittered about earlier. Something about...being fifteen in number, but only fourteen are here? What happened to the fifteenth, then?You blink as IBARI's smile freezes in place, just as all the other dolls freeze in place."What do YOU think, good-for-nothing?" She asks, just as you hear Midori scream a bloodcurdling scream. Of fear. Of shock. Of pain."We were tasked to bring you back, in pieces or no," Ibari giggles as she takes out another hat-pin from behind her. Even without moving, you can tell this is being imitated by the other dolls, each one bringing out weapons. Blades. Stabbing implements. "If we have to bring you back garnished with the slut you've been besmirching yourself with, then it makes no difference to us."These fuckers...! MIDORI!How do you react?Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.START SHOOTING.Other.
>>32504042Of course, this is the only answer.
>>32504053"Right. If you serve me, make some pancakes. Now. And figure out where Midori hid the Kong."
>>32504071>[X]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.>[X]START SHOOTING.
>>32504071[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.Pinky can't really make things WORSE, so.
>>32504071>Stop time, these things die.
>>32504071>[X]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.Pinky will know whats going on, we just need to hope she doesn't make it worse.
>>32504071[X]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.[X]START SHOOTING.
>>32504053>IBARI giggles. "GOTT IST TOTT!" She screeches, and she reaches out to link hands with the dolls at either side of her, and those dolls do the same to the others beside them. You watch, bewildered and possibly a little freaked out, at the sight of fourteen dolls dancing in a ring around you, chanting the demise of a god.Jesus fucking christ, what a horrible nightmare.
>>32504071>[x]Other.>[x]DON'T stop time, get to Midori. NOW.
>>32504071>[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
>>32504071WHY DIDN'T WE FUCKING SHOOT THEMAND WHY DID WE LET MIDORI SLEEPYOU GOD DAMNED IDIOTS[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.Its too late to start shooting. We should have started last post.Our only option is to risk Pinky's wrath - but then again, Pinky's agreed to play fair with Midorin...right?
>>32504071>[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.She promised us two time stops. SHE PROMISED!
NO WAIT YOU GUYSWE CAN'T JUST START SHOOTING THEMPEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE CRAZY
Rolled 2>>32504071>Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.>START SHOOTING.not mutually exclusive and both smart choices
>>32504071>[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.PANIC
>>32504071>Other.And if I kill myself?
>>32504053>useless, useless, useless, USELESSMy head hurts.
>>32504115Actually...that's not a bad one.Put the gun barrel to the side of our head.
>>32504071[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.We have only seconds.
>>32504071>stop time and get to Midori. NOW>START SHOOTING
>>32504071[x]Suddenly start to channel hidden Ribbon Homu, she doesn't need that useless shield[x]START SHOOTING while going to Midori
>>32504071[X]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
>>32504115Pull out our soul gem, grasp it tightly in our fist. However fast they may be, they probably wouldn't be fast enough to stop us from crushing it...if necessary.
>>32504106Obviously we need to reason with the dolls. We can talk Ibari down.
>>32504071[x]START SHOOTING.[x]While doing a slow-mo dive into the bedroom to save Midobutt.
It seems the time for violence is upon us. Now to determine the best method of using it.
>>32504071>[x]Other.Call Mami and ask what to do.
>>32504155I say deagle, while also pulling a shottie out. Anyone have any problems with a good ol' winchester?
>>32504071>Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.NOW!
>>32504155I've almost always erred on the side of violence when it seemed appropriate, so I'm a little sad that the one time I decide to play it safe, this happens! But one thing's clear, when the time to use violence comes, there's only real answer: "excessively"
>>32504115I like it.
>>32504071>[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.yeah Pinkie will probably not be worse than this. Half expecting the shield not working, but we'll see.
>>32504071[x]Hold yourself hostage
>>32504071[x]Time stop, get to Midori
>>32504197I'm expecting them to still function when time's stopped.
>>32504071Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
>>32504190Yeah, I was really surprised.
>>32504198>>32504194>>32504115>>32504126Hahaha! Good-for-nothing couldn't do it first time and now she tries that again. Truly Good-for-Nothing never learns!
>>32504071>[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.>[x]START SHOOTING.
They obey the Transcendant one.They've been told to bring us.They can't do that if we kill ourself.Checkmate, motherfuckers.
>>32504232Even I can be wrong every now and then, ohohoho~Now I'm firmer in my conviction that violence is always the right answer, here.
>>32504241Good thing she has friends that can pull the trigger.It'd be a real shame if the dolls had to go home empty-handed after all this time.
>>32504253they said bringing us in pieces works too.Shooting our self just saves them the trouble of cutting us into chunks.
>>32504241last time we didn't have a golden Deagle.
>>32504275Shoot the soul gem.
>>32504275Pieces is satisfactory because as a Meguca we could live through it.
>>32504071Gotta say, I don't really think 'I'll kill MYSELF so they can't get me' is a great plan.
>>32504275Only as long as the soul gem is whole. Destroy it and we're dead for good.
>>32504287>>32504295Right and everyone is saying we should shoot ourselves in the head, which is pointless.
>>32504312Only one person mentioned the head.The rest just went along with the suicide idea without specifying the method since the soul gem is the obvious target.
Didn't it say somewhere that one of the dolls can undo events?
>>32504302When have any of our plans been remotely competent or good?
>>32504342This is a pretty good point. Though it's moot, since that option didn't win, nya.I was just a little floored by the...logic...there.
>>32504308>Destroy it and we're dead for good.I wouldn't be so sure about that. I mean we already got the dolls here might as well go full Rebellion.
>>32504357Good thing too, since ending the quest by killing our self would be shitty.Not that I don't expect some shit heads to try that.
>>32504341It's probably some abstract symbolism bullshit.
>>32504357It wasn't killing ourselves that was the winning option. It was threatening to do so so they'd leave Midori alone.
In the last thread with Chiaki, who was it that led them into the bedroom? Onto phone and at work, so no real quick way to check.
>>32504268I think it's less "violence is the right answer" and more "trying to do everything on our own without telling anyone is the wrong answer".Not that violence is a bad answer.
>>32504302You'll find we're just full of great ideas.How about [X[ Agree to meet Transcendant OneThere's a lot going on here. It's possible that it's too early and we're too valuable a piece for her to outright murder us at this stage in the game.And it seems she's a major player we've not met yet.>>32504341Well, the logical parallel would be with Homu's time-travel shield bullshit....which makes me wonder if that's how Pinky has got a stranglehold on the shield's power.
Gonna have to make a Homucifer banner now.Good excuse to remake Chiaki's banner too, I guess.
>>32504357What, the support for bringing Kyuubey into timestop didn't clue you in?
>>32504405I understand what the original intent was but I bet some of the votes didn't carry that intent.It also wasn't the winning option.
>>32504302It would only work as a bluff, and even then, the most likely (and favorable) outcome is more amusement and insults from the dolls.I have a feeling that I'm going to find the Clara Dolls far more irritating than I'm supposed to find NECO.
>>32504436I know it'd be a ton of work, but you should make one that has the Clara dolls all crowding around trying to hold the sign.
>>32504408Midori.We were going to sleep in our chair until she called us to bed, IIRC.I remember thinking "this has got to be a setup", but I've got shadowruns.
>>32504470>It would only work as a bluff,On the contrary, it wouldn't work as a bluff. We have to be prepared to actually carry through on it.
>>32504426>[X[ Agree to meet Transcendant OneAnd Midori Quest 2 starts. 'Get fucked' would be there as well.
>>32504470inb4 Clara twitter
>>32504071> Stop time and get to Midori now> Start shooting
>>32504053>"GOTT IST TOTT!"*"Gott ist tot", just one T.
>>32504578I'll tot you!
what a load of old tott
>>32504622>mfw Archival mangles the language bad enough with StraussPlease, no more
Shhh...Its Pinky time now.
>>32504675personally I think Strauss pseudo accent is hilarious. Even though that's not how german people usually sound. But I hate my language anyway so I'm a bad measure.
>>32504733...she has sharp teeth everywhere, doesn't she?Then there truly is no hope.
>>32504675>>32504781She's totally not German, and is just faking it.
>>32504792>>32504733Mouth? Blender. Vagina? Blender. Armpits? Blender.EVERYTHING IS BLENDERS
>>32504816I would let her kiss Chiaki with those blenders if she helps us save Midori
>>32504816>Tom Dickson's face when
>>32504816I was going to say that Pinky's hair could work as a blender in a pinch, but that seemed a bit too edgy.
>>32504816Mouthblender, okay, it's clearly visible. Vaginablender, that joke had to be made. But Armpitblender?! That shit is disturbing
You know, if Midori dies here, Chiaki's going to have to get her fix for fat lovings from NECO or Enishi.
>>32504862>fat >not WendyShe just manages in the right places
So if this is the fall of Chiaki Matsuda, does that mean it's also the GLORIOUS RETURN of Murderface?
>>32504857Of course her hair isn't a blender, don't be silly. It's the bows.
>>32504862what do you mean "if"?
>>32504881No, it just means she's going to land face-first on Wendy's soft, pillowy ass.
>>32504862Enishi wants it, and as is NECO would say no?Why no Wendy?
>>32504877That fat ass looks like it could absorb a lot of Chiaki tears.
>>32504892Too Darks staying up all night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdXTqxTWxcM>Midori gets mutilated while this plays
>>32505256"Hail the Good for Nothing! Hail The Nutcracker Queen!"
>>32505256>>32505286She sure is a nut that cracked.
>>32505286I sure wouldn't mind cracking a nut in her, if you know what I mean.
>>32504093 >>32504095 >>32504097 >>32504087"Forget her, she's probably dead by now," IBARI giggles, as she and the rest of the other dolls begin to close in on you. Some bearing scissors, others brandishing knives and razors. "The fifteenth of us does not play around. We're actually a bit frightened of her, come to that. I think she enjoys it a bit TOO much." They take another step closer, and another. "Now, let's do this nice and easy--"IBARI never gets to finish her sentence. You don't let her. A single pull of the Desert Eagle's trigger - the discharge roaring in your ears and kicking in your hand - reduces her pretty ceramic head into pretty ceramic shards, and you lash out with a kick that sends her decapitated body hurtling across the corridor and out the window.At the same time - as you come around from the rotation of your kick - your Shield clamps itself onto your right arm, and you slam its edge on the wall beside you. Allowing the jarring impact and friction to crank the Shield for you a complete ninety degrees, while you empty the rest of the Desert Eagle's magazine at the horde of dolls about to lunge at you.The sound of metal clacking against metal, of gears gnashing into each other, a series of clicks - and seven bullets slow to a stop in midair, each one mere millimeters away from kissing the forehead of a doll. You've already begun moving even before the world completely turns gray, and you sprint back towards the Master Bedroom, ignoring that there would still be a handful of the dolls left alive if you disengage your timestop.Please...please let Midori be okay, please don't let her--[1/2]
Must be a huge action scene.Or leg day. I hope it isn't leg day.
>>32505420The scream in the middle of your time stop is alien enough - and unexpected enough - that you freeze in your tracks, and it takes you a moment to begin moving again, your breath catching in your throat. You finally manage to drag yourself through the doorway - and see the dismembered corpse of Hanegawa Midori lying on the bed, her organs arranged neatly on the bloody sheets.And the fifteenth doll - a small, bald thing wearing a black dress - blinks its purple eyes at you as it embraces Midori's severed, eyeless head. Its mouth agape in a silent, never ending scream.One that you yourself vocalize as your vision goes completely black, the Golden Desert Eagle coming alive in your hands and spitting fire again. And again. And again. A thunderous backdrop to the spiderweb of stress-cracks spreading down your cheeks, spreading down your face.NOT HER. NOT HER. NOT MIDORI. PLEASE--[2/3]
>>32505420>Please...please let Midori be okay, please don't let her--Pinky incoming
>>32505447"PLEASE--!"You wake up to hear yourself scream the appeal, your eyes flying open, your breath clawing its way out of you in deep rasping gasps.What? What's--you woke up again? You--You look down at your own nakedness, half-hidden by a sweat-soaked blanket and a pair of warm arms around you. You're...obviously not in your Magical Girl costume. The green-haired girl you've just seen dismembered right on this very bed, with a doll bearing your face clutching her severed head - sleeping like a baby.Wait. So that was all just...what the fuck?You look back at Midori again, one hand immediately going to her hand, squeezing her fingers, to make sure she's real. ...She feels like it.You glance up, towards the doorway. Challenging for a shadow to flit past with a giggle.Nothing.Nothing, after ten minutes.Nothing, after twenty minutes.And it's here that you bury your hands in your face to laugh. Or cry. Maybe both.3 AM. Mitakihara. Mitakihara Heights, Tower One, Sixth Floor, Apartment 665.You are a Magical Girl, and you've just woken up from a nightmare in a green-haired girl's arms.This shit has got to fucking stop. This shit is not going to fucking fly.[3/4]
>>32505447>A thunderous backdrop to the spiderweb of stress-cracks spreading down your cheeks, spreading down your face.HAHAHAHAHAGASGAOUGFASUOFsofssd
>>32505482Decu...you've officially given me a minor heart attack.You are an asshole of the HIGHEST FUCKING CALIBER
>>3250548210/10, trolled softly.I'm a little mad.
>>32505482....I like you.
>>32505482You sit there for a while, not really doing anything. It's...it didn't feel like a nightmare. It felt too real to be one.And yet, it was. At least...you hope so.A sudden rumbling noise comes from beside you - and you very nearly fall off the bed as you hear it. Clawing at your chest with one hand, you turn to see your smartphone - beside Midori's own, with the Murder Mayumi charm - vibrating and glowing on the bedside table. The screen glowing to notify you that Sayaka is calling....Well. Maybe you still ARE in a nightmare. Sayaka would never call you this late. She doesn't care about you enough for that.Answer the call.Let the call go to voicemail. See what she wants first.
Totally worth the wait
>>32505549Take a deep breath and answer the call...she doesn't need to know what happened, noone does.
>>32505549>Answer the call.welp, it's not like we're sleeping again tonght.or EVER AGAIN.
>>32505549>Answer the call.
Rolled 4>>32505549>[X]Answer the call.If goddamn blueberry is calling, then it's probably serious.
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call.Nightmare or not. Sayaka calling this late probably means something we need to know.
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call.I dread what is to come.
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call.Step outside the room so we don't wake midori, grab a bathrobe so we dont catch a cold.
>>32505549>Answer the call.It might be important if she's calling this late
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call.
>>32505549>[x]Let the call go to voicemail. See what she wants first.
>>32505482So thats why the 3 stooges were quiet. It was a dream.However the dolls exist, so the dream must have been sent by Homucifer. Thats probably not a good sign.
>>32505549[X]Answer the call.Sayaka is used to us not being in the best of moods anyway.
>>32505549>[X]Let the call go to voicemail. See what she wants first.Fuck Sayaka, cuddle Midori a bit more.
>>32505549[X]Answer the call.We are a watch wearing dildo. And we're not going to be sleeping for a fucking long time.
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call.Nobody rushes to tell us good news. Might as well see what's up.
>>32505549>>32505557That scene was totally worth the wait, wow[X]Answer the call.Gotta go now! Catch you guys in an hour or so!
>>32505482Well played Decu, well played.>>32505447>A thunderous backdrop to the spiderweb of stress-cracks spreading down your cheeks, spreading down your face.Fuck.>>32505549[X] Answer the call.
>>32505549[X]Answer the call.she never calls, which means something is up.
>>32505549[X]Answer the call, guard Midori.
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call.You epic troll, Decu.
>>32505549Let the call go to voicemail. See what she wants first.
>>32505482Although I'm a huge midorifag, I'm kinda dissapointed.>>32505549[x]Answer the call.
>>32505549>>[X]Answer the call."WHAT"
>>32505549[X]Answer the call.
>>32505599>>A thunderous backdrop to the spiderweb of stress-cracks spreading down your cheeks, spreading down your face.That was my favorite part. Totally my favorite part.The image of Chiaki crying spiderweb tears over Midori's corpse? I love it. Totally love itOk, really need to go now, bye!
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call.must be important if she bothers calling us at this hour. Calm the fuck down first though.
>>32505636Good night, Hat. Have a good night's sleep.And nothing good can be inferred from that one line, to say nothing of the rest of that nightmare.
>>32505636Well here you have an another thing to draw.
>>32505636G'night Hat!>>32505645Blueberry fucked up telling Kyoko about Oriko?I'm calling it like I called Clara-Dolls.
>>32505549[x]Answer the call.But don't take your eyes off Midori!
>>32505549In which Decu spends most of the first thread of part 2 fucking with anyan.
>>32505549>[x]Answer the call..
>>32505716Successfully. That's the important part. ~Successfully~ fucking with everyone.
>implying that didn't really happen and we didn't subconciously reset reality again.
>>32505775I suspect it was a memory, and part of the reason we periodically get our mind wiped. We can't function chasing shadows.
We're gonna give Midori the full rundown on this shit, right?I mean, Satan just threatened her, she has thew right to know what's going on.
>>32505920We had better.
>>32505920We need to be honest about the renewed Murderface Experience.
>>32505920Well now, that's the question, isn't it?Because there's so many things that Homura is.Could Chiaki risk doing that if it meant potentially losing her? And if we do lose her, does it actually make her any safer, considering that what is threatening her is part of your own mind?Are we, infact, just that completely fucked up that?
>>32505979Except USOTSUKI. YAKIMOCHI, OKUBYOU.
>>32505984And if we are, does that mean our own death is the answer to saving her?
>>32505920Would make sense.Though we need to tell her about the three stooges in the DEagle in order for her to understand who the Transcendent One is.That being said, revealing the incarnations in mirrors will likely cause Midori to reveal to Chiaki what happened in Siberia. Chiaki learning about the winged fragment might be important.
>>32506008Depends on the general and the specific.If Chiaki dies, does that kill the Overhomu, or are they infact concrete entities of their own?There are other Homus, in other places at other times. So ending ourself does not seem to be any kind of answer.And that's assuming we actually CAN. We're... actually not sure how entirely necessary that soul-gem of ours is, as I recall.>>32506027>we need to tell her about the three stooges in the DEagleWhich we can't do incase she accidently lets it slip to Pinky in some fashion.It's wierd. It LOOKS like mental illness. And in some ways it is comparable to it. But it's a mental illness that has a physical component.What we think CAN kill us.
>>32506094Really, I'm glad we've got something immediate to distract ourself with, because there's a whole lot of questions and very few answers.
>>32503845Malal is the best houseplant.
>>32506094>Which we can't do incase she accidently lets it slip to Pinky in some fashion.She won't. She knows how dangerous that would be.
>>32505563 >>32505565 >>32505567 >>32505569You keep your grip on Midori's fingers as you grab your phone with your free one, unlocking it and answering the call in one irritated swipe of your thumb. As you hold it up to your ear - a harsh inquiry as to why Blueberry is calling you at 3 AM in the fucking morning - you remember to take a deep breath here, to calm yourself down a bit more. No need to clue her in that you've just had the worst nightmare of your life, one that would probably have you locked in a Silent Room for the rest of fucking eternity."It's me." You finally bark out the acknowledgement a moment later, keeping your voice low as to not disturb the green-haired girl now cuddling up against your side. "Talk.""Murderface? Ah, good. Sorry for calling so late." Sayaka's voice is serious, but calm. Pre-emptively making you sigh in relief - at least it's not something bad enough to actually make the usually-unflappable Eversor panic.It's fine, you manage, giving Midori's fingers another squeeze to remind yourself she's not currently being torn apart by creepy fucking dolls or something. What's she calling for?Silence. Hesitation. "...I'd rather not talk about it over the phone, Murderface, but it's important." Another moment of silence. "Remember the training we were supposed to be having today? I mean, later, when it's not 3 fucking AM?"...Yeah?"I'm bumping it up. This needs to happen now."...Okay. So, first you have a nightmare convincing you that the universe doesn't really want you to sleep anymore, and now your Equerry has a 3AM hardon to beat your ass half to death while you try to hack her to pieces with a golden pigstick.How do you respond?It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?This is your fucking Warmaster you're ordering around. Unless you tell me what the shit this is all about, it can wait till later.Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.
>>32506133She is also broken and brutal as fuck.
>>32506162[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
>>32506162[x]This is your fucking Warmaster you're ordering around. Unless you tell me what the shit this is all about, it can wait till later.
>>32506162>It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
>>32506162>[X]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.This is exactly what we need.
>>32506162[X]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
>>32506162>[X]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
Rolled 10>>32506162>[X]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?Can't hurt to ask.
>>32506162>[X]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?Regardless of reason,>[X]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.
>>32505979>>32505951>>32505984>>32505920And how do you even want to explain that without sounding like you are fresh from Cuuuhraaazytown?>"Oh hey Midori, you might know about it or not, but the Blessed Lady is actually a real god, only that she is crazy and yandere for me and ripped my heart out the last time we've met face to face. And she might hate your guts now.">"But thats not even what I wanted to talk about, see, because there is also Magical Girl Satan out there who also hates my guts, since one unholy abomination isnt enough and who may or may not be TIMETRAVELER-ME and is responsible for turning the aforementioned god into a Pseudo-Witch. Oh and she will also hate your guts now because I slept with you!">"But we are still cool, right? I might come with a bit of baggage into this relationship but its really not a big deal."Seeing as Midori said she needed time to talk about what happened in the Barrier this might not be the best time to dump this shit all over her.
>>32506162>This is your fucking Warmaster you're ordering around. Unless you tell me what the shit this is all about, it can wait till later.
>>32506133Just for you.
>>32506162Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.We can trust her, and we'll get answers while we're beating the shit out of her with Kirka.
>>32506162>[x] I'm going to trust that you're not just fucking with me here, but you better explain this shit when I get there.>[x] Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.
[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
>>32506162[X]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?[X]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.
>>32506162>[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
[X]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
>>32506162>[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?>Tell her to get you a car and bring Midori with you.Not sure about the last part I added, but I'm gripped with too much paranoia to dare to leave her on her alonesome.
>>32506162>[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?>[x]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.
>>32506191>Discussing possibly A-class secret info over phoneNigga nowadays even the NSA is already tapping that, do you really think magical organizations don'tI mean it's not like I'd not be in the mood for shitting all over Sallaka but there's more important things at stake here
>>32506219Easy. Blueberry called us. At 3:00 AM. Moving trainging meant for later today to RIGHT NOW. I would lay odds Mami and Kyoko are also awake. As well as Yuna and Misaki.
>>32506162>Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.GIT TO DA CAH
>>32506261>A-class secret infoWe don't even know what the fuck she wants yet, how can you say it's super top sekrit ultra-classified?
>>32506162[X ]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?
I care why she wants to do it. I don't even care if it's kind of Callidus trap.Beating the shit out of Sayaka or anyone else for thatmatter, is exactly what we need right now to shake off that nightmare.
>>32506219I'm guesing Midori is the only one sleepign well. And I have a hunch she will believe us...because we KNOW she jumped in a Witch Barrier for us. She KNOWS things are WRONG with us. She might be the only living - sorry - only lich in the entire world who might believe us.
>>32506303She doesn't want to talk about it over the phone.Serious blueberry doesn't do shit like that frivolously.
>>32506162>[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?[x]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.as I said, probably important. For whatever strange reason.
>>32506219Midori already knows a great deal of this due to her barrier experiences. Only the existence of Homucifer would be totally shocking.However since Homucifer basically just threatened Midori, I figure warning her is the right thing to do. Better that she knows the danger exist, than remain ignorant and get killed as a result.It has been sometime since Siberia anyway.
>>32506162>[x]Get me a car and I'm brining MidoriLike a guard would be good enough
>>32506303It's in the middle of the night AND she doesn't want it on the mobile phone lines. Something's afoot.
>>32506173That's why she's the best.
>>32506162>[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask if this is a matter of life or death?>[x]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.
>>32506162>[X]This is your fucking Warmaster you're ordering around. Unless you tell me what the shit this is all about, it can wait till later.Back in time to make this vote?
>>32506162[X]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?[X]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.we know full well that shit is going to go down soon, no need to pull rank.
First option is the "Muderface, you're a dumb fuck, just get over here" answer. Second option is the "Murderface, you're an asshole" answer. Third option is the "Murderface, you're... actually being reasonable and listening to the person you assigned as your right hand man" answer.So, apparently Murderface is a dumb fuck. Awesome.
>>32506315>>32506326Doesn't mean it's a secret. She may just feel awkward talking about it on phone.
>>32506162>[x]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.
>>32506094>>32506094>>32506094We are, by all accounts, the final in a long, long line. According to those we CAN talk to, this is the last time this will happen...so yes. Killing ourselves SHOULD put a giant jam in everyone's plans. Pinky won't know what to do anymore. Mami will no longer be a target. Those close to us will no longer be such worthwhile targets. After all, we'll be dead, so what will hurting those we care about accomplish?
>>32506412Not at three in the fucking morning! This is still Sayaka, if it isn't lethally important it could have waited till daylight.
>>32506407>Third option is the "Murderface, you're... actually being reasonable and listening to the person you assigned as your right hand man" answer.Listening about not-work related stuff at 3AM
>>32506162>[X]Get me a car and someone to guard Midori while I'm out.>Actually, make that two people. Fuck it, a whole squad. Get the entire officio into my apartment.
>>32506434Out of frustration/for fun?
>>32506412You are one dense motherfucker.
>>32506443In which case she will tell us its top secret or whatever. Chiaki just woke from a horrific nightmare. Asking why Sayaka wants it to happen now is a reasonable reaction.
>>32506246>>Tell her to get you a car and bring Midori with you.Fuck. I'll switch my vote to just this. No time to ask questions we get answered when we are there.
>>32506434WEll,that's the problem.We may be the final. BUT killing ourselves doesn't nessicarily destroy any of the previous incarnations.Yes, it would fuck with a lot of people's plans but... not nessicarily in a good way.Chiaki is a Homubut only one Homu is Chiaki
>>32506503Why is Rea so tiny and adorable
>>32506514Yes...but why would satan-Chiaki go after Midori? And what would make Pinky want to hit Midori with? Who cares if the rest of the world burns, so long as Midori is safe.
>>32506519Because she's tiny and adorable.
>>32506434There is a slight problem with that.It's called Oinky's Grief Seed, and it's on the lagrange point opposite the earth, on the other side of the moon. and it's startign to hatch. THAT'S why we're doing this shit, anon. Because we are the only way to stop it from fucking up the few people we actually like in our hell-hole of a life even if the other forces DO stop going after them.
>>32506162>[x]It's...it's been a long night. Can I at least ask why?.
>>32506544>OinkyDammit she'd still look cute with a pig nose.
>>32506544>Oinky>OINKYYou dun goofed.
>>32506503She looks like someone from Harry Potter
>>32506434>Mami will no longer have a target to betray.FTFY
>>32506557>>32506560I've been up for almost 20 hours, I suck.
>>32506544>OinkyGiggling like a retard now, thanks for that.
>>32506544>OinkyThat's it. From now on I'm imagining Pinky with Miss Piggy's voice.
>>32506619You think Pinky knows karate?
>>32506544>Oinkysides where are you goingsidessides stahp
Pausing thread for now, so we can have another thread later tonight! (Which is my Monday!) Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is greatly encouraged! Welcome to the latter half of MGNQ, and I hope everyone has fun until the end!No writeups today I think, so questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>32506619that. is. amazing.yes. YES.perfect.Miss Pinky
>>32506672A another thread... tonight!It's Christmas!Thanks again Decu!
>>32506672Thanks for running.
>>32506544Okay, hilarious typos aside...Our response should then be to keep everyone away. Piss everyone off and let noone see just who it is we truly care about. No more Mami, no more Midori, no more anyone. No getting close to anyone, because then they become a target.
>>32506672The thing you did. I almost can't forgive you, but I do. Because I know you hurt us because you love us.Thanks for the thread!
>>32506672how long are talking, ballpark?And allowing for the fact that it's in no way certain or final.
>>32506672Correction: there's one writeup! Questions answered after it!
>>32506672>>32506722Thank you for the thread!
"Eversor Rank Leader Heather Crunch, we need to have a little chat."If experience has taught me anythin' about our dear rank leader, it's that she loves theatrics. She's a lot more likely to take what you say to heart if you put some effort into the presentation. And a disembodied voice speakin' across a rather desolate-lookin' location, lit by a backdrop of stars, just drips with drama.Havin' to act as a part of your job in infiltration, and bein' adept at bedroom role-play, also helps."Who DARES to attempt to intimidate the grrrrrrreat and mighty Heather Crunch?" bellows our dear Cap'n. She knows who it is, of course. But she does love to play along with this sort of thing. It'd be adorable under less unfortunate circumstances."See the destruction wrought upon this once-pristine place," I call out, safely hidden on the buildin's ledge, behind a mound of dirt and some purposefully placed webs, "and know that it was the doing of that girl, in her frustration."The Cap'n shakes her fist. "What have you done with Slam, villain?" I can't see her face from where I am, but my friends tell me she's tryin' hard not to grin. This ain't the time for that sorta thing."Slam is safe, for now. Safe from the likes of you.""Nonsense, she's only adjusting to the ordeal she endured. It'll pass in a-"Time to drop the bombshell."There was no ordeal." "...WHAT?!"Yeah, I don't think she's takin' it all that well."The Spider Room is designed to -break- a person, not remake them. Slam was taken here for refuge-"Which was a grievous mistake on my part, considerin' the nightly ritual of the Cap'n. I do hope she'll forgive me for carryin' her out here for nothin'. It probably won't be any time soon, not with the way she glared at me when I told her to go back to her room. Didn't say anythin', just limped away and didn't answer any queries."-and then put back where she belongs, away from your cruel machinations."[1/11]
>>32506711the problem is most of them are already targets.and most of them are, objectively, perfectly capable of taking care of themselves.
>>32506672In how many hours will the other thread be?
>>32506672Will Odette make another appearance?I love me my silver-haired girls.
>>32506733The Cap'n's pretty mad. "You went against my ORDERS, Berry."Hidin's probably not gonna do me much good anymore. I clamber back up onto the rooftop and approach Cap'n, my posture all conciliatory as I plead in my normal voice, "Cap'n, please-"Cap'n whirls about, face stern and businesslike. She's really takin' this rank leader stuff seriously, huh? "No," she interrupts, pointin' an accusatory finger at me. "I'm taking this straight to the warmaster. You insist on TORTURING her by forcing her to keep the status quo."I try reasonin' with her, askin', "Did ya even ask her if she wanted yer help, though?""Questions would have gotten in the way of improving her standard of living, which being moved into the Eversor program would do." It's like debatin' a wall."She doesn't have any of our intrinsic advantages, she'd be-""Enough!" she barks, fed up with debatin'. She turns to head back down the steps, proclaimin', "I'm taking this situation to Russ and having you reprimanded for insubordination!" She's gonna leave, and do whatever she wants with Eleanor, and I'm gonna get a black mark on my otherwise spotless record. Ahhh, I was afraid this might happen.Which is why I had my little friends help me prepare for this contingency. I clear my throat and present my trump card :"Orrrr we could settle this here~."Cap'n slows to a stop. Gotcha."The great and mighty Heather Crunch against my unbroken victory streak."I have her interest, now I just need to set the terms."Best two outta three. The winner decides what to do with the loser." I put on my best smirk and wave dismissively at her to taunt her, mockin' her in a sing-song voice with, "Unless yer a 'fraidy caaat~"Cap'n turns around and smiles broadly, any indication of carin' about her job gone from her face. Seems I heard right about her."Ha! I accept your challenge! I'll take every trick you have and overcome them all!"[2/11]
>>32506711Except then we have no reason to save them. We are a massive fuckup without support. We destroy ourself given have a chance - and that's without anon running the show.We need them to stay sane and stable enough to succeed. Because without them, we really are worthless. It's a Catch 22 of the worst kind.
>>32506672You broke my heart! Screw you man!
>>32506738So we remove the prophet. Then we push away Midori and Mami, Sayaka and Kyoko. If we need to confide, we confide in Kyuubey. But on the whole, we really don't need to confide.
>>32506759The familiar, comfortin' weight of grippin' an object in my hand confirms the manifestation of one of my most trusted implements. A long dagger with a strong handle, perfect for thrustin'. And with enough poison to turn a magical girl's insides into slurry. I take my position a few meters away in a low crouch. There's a flower box not far from my position, but I don't let my eyes stray toward it, lest I give away what I'm thinkin'. Just keepin' my eyes on the Cap'n as she brings forth her big, thick red thing. I've seen her swing it around a few times before, but never really got to see it, or her, in action.Ihihi, I'm gettin' excited in spite of myself.We stay just like that for a little bit, starin' each other down. Both of us grinnin' like fools. I lick my lips as I size her up - she's actually kinda small, really - and decide to stop with the foreplay first.I signal for my spider friends to spring the trap.At my urgin', the rank leader is caught from the side by a thick band of spider silk and catapulted into the stairwell she was so eager to descend earlier. The moment her expression changes to one of shock is the moment I throw myself into cover behind the box. I keep movin' towards the buildin's edge, and, after stickin' the handle between my teeth, drop over just as Cap'n throws herself back into the fray. "Cheap shot!" she cries out, but I can tell she liked it~.[3/11]
>>32506672>so we can have another thread later tonight! (Which is my Monday!)I don't believe you
>>32506765Infact, it's quite probable that following that course of action this is exactly what caused us to BE Murderface in the first place.Everything fucks up, Chiaki shut everyone out.
>>32506783I scramble over the exterior as quickly as I can move without makin' any noise. My scouts' chatter tells me that Cap'n has taken only a few paces forward and her back is to the eastern side, so that's where I go. I hoist myself up and skulk my way towards her exposed flank. Careful, silent, and steady. When I'm within strikin' distance, I pull the dagger from my mouth and make a straight jab at her back. No showy, jumpin' nonsense that leaves you vulnerable. Which turns out to be a good thing, as Cap'n spins outta the way and uses the momentum to swing her sword in a wide arc at where my midsection is."Counter-swing!" she yells.Conjurin' another dagger in my free hand, I make to parry the strike so I can slide underneath it.That was a terrible mistake.The full battery of a tank battalion has nothin' on the force of the swing that almost dislocates my arm after I try to redirect it. I bring both knives up and try to move that thing, but it's too dang big and strong. I'm losin' ground.I see her foot move right as I disengage her, and her kick whiffs my leg. I backpedal to put some distance between us, but it's not far away enough. Her colossal sword comes crashin' down, buryin' itself in the reinforced rooftop and missin' me by a hair. That's pretty unreal. But it also gives me an openin'. It hurts somethin' awful, but I hurl the weapon in my left hand at her. She chooses to dodge again, which means she didn't see me leap onto the blunt edge of her weapon, run along it, take my other knife, and jam it in to her crazy head.At least, that's what shoulda happened. What did happen was that her hard head repelled the blow completely, like stabbin' a wall. I'm off balance and nearly fall on my fine derriere after she pulls out her sword with just one arm. I catch myself, but I'm still on my hands and knees here. Lookin' down on me, she's got a real ugly expression on her face right now.[4/11]
>>32506672Thanks for the thread and my daily fix of suffering!I need it so bad.
>>32506807She's like a wall that walks, talks, and hits things. Even I didn't expect that. "The heck are ya made of?""Strength, determination, and the BURNING desire to help those in need!" she exclaims, holdin' her weapon in a perfect position to strike me. "You CAN'T pierce me, Berry!"Well that certainly limits my options. I saw her flinch on gettin' hit, but I can't tell if it's because she was hurt or just reflex. Time to start improvisin'. Quicker than Heather can say "coup de grace", I roll away from her and dash up the stairwell entrance. I planned to leap over it and try to hide again so I can rethink my strategies, but stumble after Cap'n's sword clips my left shoulder, droppin' both my knives for all the good they'll do me. That much blood is gonna make it awful hard to hide. The giant red sword starts comin' back towards me, so I sprint under it and let it sail on past my head. I hear her on the move again, so I lead her to a different spot.I scoop up the silky spider webs in my arms - reminds me that I promised those kids new sweaters, should start on that next week - and send another signal to my little friends. A well-timed jump saves me from bein' knocked on my face by a streak of white, but it sounds like Cap'n wasn't so lucky. I've got what I need, which means I can about face and bring the fight to her. Cap'n merely stumbled instead of bein' dropped flat, and that's just fine. I smother the crouched figure in a big sheet of whiteness and kick her to send her rollin' like a snowball. She halts much sooner than I'd anticipated, even with her sword arm stickin' out, but I can make do with that. As soon as Cap'n lets go of her weapon to try and tear off those webs - which lands with a terribly loud THUNK - I land a flyin' kick on the round mass and make it roll again, gatherin' more sticky webs. That should do for now.[5/11]
>>32506765Better something worthless is lost than someone worthwhile.
>>32506757I've got a lot to finish before that happens. But there are big plans for the Canuckleheads.
>>32506829I'm not givin' her even a second to overcome the dizzy spell. I follow after her and snatch the thing off the ground. Her muffled protests remind me of that delectable brunette from the other day as I whirl the thing round and around overhead. When I think she's nice and dizzy... BAM! Slam her into the ground, then slam her into the ground again, and again, and again, and again, and again...My bleedin' shoulder's protests signal that I ought to do somethin' about that, so I throw the sack spinnin' up in the air. With well practiced movements, I pull out my first aid kit and apply some gauze and bandages once the poor girl thuds on the rooftop. It's hardly ideal, but it'll have to do until I'm done here. After packin' my gear away, I stride on over to my fallen Cap'n, who's just finished freein' herself from my little love nest and is pickin' the sticky white stuff out of her hair. Doesn't look like she's dizzy anymore, so I'll give her credit for a quick recovery. For a relatively new girl, she's got quite a bit of stamina."Had enough?" I ask, already knowin' her answer."You win this round," she concedes, pointin' at me again, "but it won't stop me from beating a dildo like you into the ground.""Ihihi... Hon, I'm an expert on dildos, and can assure ya that neither of us is one." No response from that one. I was hopin' she'd turn a nice crimson color.We take a few steps back and rearm ourselves. Cap'n makes the first move by chargin' at me, but she's not faster than me. I easily outpace her, which should make it simple to lure her into another location. I look back to gauge the distance-[6/11]
>>32506848What's that stuff comin' out of her sleeve? Tentacles? Whatever it is, this ain't a good time to find out. I take cover behind one of the flower boxes and get ready to move again when my cover is lifted up by those appendages and hurled at me. I dive out of the way, the container shatters on the spot where I was a moment ago, and I gotta keep movin'. Because as it turns out, she's got all those flower boxes held in the air with dozens, maybe hundreds of those... things. Milly's gonna be real mad when she finds out about this.The safest place would normally be the walls below, but I don't think Cap'n's gonna give me the opportunity to move there. I don't have any traps set where she is, though I motion for my friends that can see me to get ready. It's been quite a while since I've done somethin' reckless like this, but I plunge in for a frontal assault. I duck and weave out of the way of the objects thrown at me, and start cuttin' through those... strips of tape? Is that what they are? Whatever they are, they're tryin' to grab me. Tryin' bein' the key word here, because she's just not fast enough.Cap'n rears back to attack with another sword throw, but spiders crawlin' up her legs is still enough to make her throw go wild. Leapin' to the side to avoid another flower box, Heather is vulnerable enough that I can go for one part of her that I'm sure ain't invulnerable. Besides, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't mind wearin' an eye patch. It'd complement her image.A lightnin'-quick thrust at her eye with my trusty dagger is blocked at the last second by Cap'n's free hand. As in she grabs the blade and snaps it. "Fell for it!" she taunts as I back away to try again, only to find my feet refusin' to move properly. When did she have time to bind them up? I can slip out easily enough as long as-"And here's the comeback attack!"[7/11]
>>32506839Oh archivalfag, I'm looking forward to your writing as well!
>>32506672How inaccurate are these shindan generated skillsets?http://en.shindanmaker.com/453218http://en.shindanmaker.com/453211What was the significance of a Magical Girl Liberty write-up in the last thread? Are they in the same setting?
>>32506866My spider friends' report of the dreaded sword's return coincides with Cap'n callin' it out. I can't keep myself from inhalin' sharply as an intense force slams into my lower back, followed by a loss of sensation in my legs. With nothin' left to support me, I fall on my back and knock my head against the tiles. Peerin' up to survey the damages, I find the part of me with all my favorite bits cleanly separated from the rest of me and still bleedin'. It's a very weird feelin', suddenly havin' nothin' below your torso. Not the first time I've lost a limb, but it never stops feelin' uncomfortable."Alright, alright," I sigh, unable to look at her triumphant smile as her tape dissolves. "That round was yours. You earned it. Last one is for keeps." Under ideal conditions I could keep goin' for several more hours like this, but these aren't ideal conditions. There's an opponent in front of me, for one, she's not near any traps, and I still have to be able to move. My tactical options are even more limited right now, and I probably only have thirty minutes if I have to keep exertin' myself like this.I'll have to settle on a gamble.With no weapons in hand, I have to support myself on my hands. It's very strenuous to do so when one arm still feels wonky and aches every time it's moved. The ground's gettin' slick with my blood poolin' around it. Cap'n looks amused as she holds her blade back with the intent of smitin' an easy target."This match is mine, Berry," she gloats. "I'm not going to let-"Whatever Cap'n was expectin' from me, I doubt she thought I'd throw my own butt at her face.[8/11]
>>32506888While she's tossin' it away and wipin' the blood out of her eyes, I'm clawin' my way up her back. With my arms around her neck, I ready daggers in both hands. She curses and tries to get me off of her, but blowin' on her ear makes her hesitate long enough for me to jam my weapons into her open mouth and against both cheeks. Her screams of pain confirm my suspicions that it hurts a lot.From what I've seen, she can easily pry my hands away, or tear them off if necessary. But as long as she's not anchored by that heavy sword... Yep, she dropped it. While it's hard to get any momentum like this, I manage to lead her to the edge of the roof, where she takes the necessary missteps to send us both plummetin' to the ground.I have only a few seconds to get into position, which isn't helped when Cap'n crushes my right hand. The now-useless appendage drops the knife and I start losin' my grip, unable to stop her from forcin' the other knife out with her tongue. This is far from ideal, and I'm all out of tricks."You fought well Berry," Cap'n growls, keepin' me tethered to her by my wrist. "But this is MY victory, and I WILL help that girl no matter how much you protest.""Like ya helped yer buddy back at the Ninth?" I shoot back. Okay, that was mean. That was unfair and mean of me to say, dredgin' up somethin' terrible like that. But judgin' by her shocked reaction, it worked to distract her. With the ground comin' up real fast, I force my last knife into her mouth until it's ticklin' the back of her throat. Cap'n is gaggin' on it and bitin' down hard. It hurts real bad, but it hurts even worse once we hit the ground.[9/11]
>>32506886>MercyOh god damnit
>>32506910I think I may have just broken every bone in my left arm from tryin' to hold that thing in there. But more importantly, my dagger broke in her throat, and she's frantically tryin' to dislodge the pieces chokin' her."Please yield now," I demand, collapsed on her chest and unable to even move my head. Ihihi, there's a teeny bit more cushion than I'd given her credit for havin' there.When Cap'n starts makin' what I take for affirmative noises, I disengage my weapons. She takes deep gulps of breath after pullin' my hand out of her mouth - ah, she bit right through it down to the bone. I must look like a mess. But it's worth it if it means keepin' my image spotless and helpin' out a poor lost-"That was fuckin' a!" calls an unfamiliar voice from nearby. Cap'n's head snaps to attention and focuses on the source, before pushin' me off of her. Rude."Just a friendly tussle is all," she responds, brushin' herself off. "Now, how'd it go?""We found a big croc out there," says voice number two."Yeah, Jenny snapped its neck after it had me in its jaws," replies a third voice."And we got ourselves all bandaged up before we came back. People were givin' us funny looks," says yet another person."Haha, I don't doubt it!" Cap'n claps her hands once and bellows, "ALRIGHT THEN! You have proven your worth to your rank leader! How does that make you feel?"I hear a lot of gigglin' before one of them has the bright idea to start howlin'. Then the others join in with her. A loud, drawn out, proud howl that even the folks in town must've heard. The traditional battle cry of the Sixth.So these must've been some new girls, huh? Ihihi, that takes me back.[10/11]
>>32506886Magical Girl Liberty is non-canon according to the wiki. Would be weird, considering someone else was already writing WWII megucas.
>>32506928Cap'n dismisses them and makes to leave as well before I call out, "Yer just gonna run off after spendin' a few heated moments of passion in my arms like that? How cold, Cap'n~" She's takin' her sweet time makin' up her mind, before she laughs it off. I think she was just tryin' to make me sweat it out."Ohhh... Very well! A deal is a deal after all." Cap'n hoists me over her shoulder, and my head inadvertently buries itself in her neck. No, really, no conscious control at all here~."And don't forget to grab my butt on the way back," I remind her."Yes, yes.."Ah, one other thing I almost forgot. "And Cap'n?""Mm?""What kinda underwear ya got on right now?"To the victor, the spoils.[11/11]And that's it for now. Next time is Eleanor's perspective again!Thanks to Deculture for letting me writeThanks to Cooldown for helping mold Suzi into the sweet, creepy girl she isThanks to Sanguis for looking things overWith apologies to Archival for going with the original version of the fight instead of rewriting itAnd for Hat-chan : Attarou! Attattatta tarou tarou attarou!
>>32506886>Midori>InFight lvl 6Hahahahahahaha!
>>32506835Except EVERYONE DIES if we don't save them, regardless. And we can't save them without their support because we go into self destruct mode - or worse, lose outr memory with no one to help us get it back. We get one shot. Giving up everythign we've achieved would be like trying to start over...but that won't work. People have already died trying to make this work and Chiaki knows a few of them (and not even all). We need to get this right for once. And even if it paints targets on them, they're magical girls - they already hard targets on them. We're damned if we do, but we're worse than damned if we don't - and I have the strong feeling there is now one person who won't let us go dark without her...maybe two.
>>32506871O-oh jeez. Thanks, anon! Once I get the next chapter or two out, you can probably expect something from me roughly once a week. The happening is nigh.
>>32506721>>32506749Ah, I would say around...twenty hours from now? At least!>>32506757Most definitely!
>>32506965Great stuff, worth staying up for!
>>32506978Basically, it's the Magical Girl dilemma writ large,Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't.Fortunately, Chiaki is Ganko as fuck.
>>32506672Thanks for running, I was sweating there for a moment!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Looks like things are speeding up, did Sayaka have a nightmare as well?
>>32507011Who's in the Golden Scythe? I'm personally rooting for Magical Girl Susan Sto Helit, but...
>>32507113>Magical Girl Susan Sto HelitI never knew I wanted this to be a thing until now
>>32507112Thank you! She does have somewhat of a nightmare in her hands, hahaha!>>32507113I can't reveal who's in the Golden Scythes just yet, sorry!
>>32506965Thanks for writing! It was very lewd.
>>32507021>>32507225Thank you! And yes, Suzi is very lewd! Genuinely good and caring, but creepy and lewd.
>>32507159Death's granddaughter, beats up monsters with a fireplace poker, takes no shit from anyone... seems like a perfect candidate for basing a magical girl off.
>>32507269Suzi is my favorite from your story.
>>32507179Is this Officio >>32506965 and the people in it ever going to be relevant, or is it just side-story fluff?
>>32507269Heather's not really impenetrable is she, just tough?
>>32507368All Officios will be relevant! This is the reason for the writeups, so people can discover them in advance while the main threads have yet to feature them!
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and will be updated in a few hours.link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>32507346Thank you! Suzi is a fun character.>>32507374She really is pretty much unbreakable. Which isn't the same as invincible, but is close enough most of the time.
>>32507599I'm writing down nerve gas and flamethrowers.
>>32507599I've got some idea of what her weakness is.
>>32507637>implying any fire can burn hotter than her>>32507663...Okay, you got me there.
>>32507663it'll be tickles.
>>32506965Good job, Attarou!Heather a cuteSuzi a lewd
Some burgers. Full color next thread I guess.
>>32507842Oh hell yes, thanks for this.
>>32507842Who are youIdentify
>>32507842Burgers look great!
>>32507842Nice. I never even realized she had that big bow on her back.
>>32507842>>32507881Looks like Hayata
>>32507922She does. It was one of those things that happened while I was sprucing up DEcu's original design, along with the details on the gloves, boots, and the additional belts
>>32507961It's adorable. She's adorable.
>>32507922>>32507961Yeah, Wendy in full outfit is basically a big dorky pink ninja.
>>32507922I didn't either until I had a better look at Hat's pic. Then I thought 'dammit, she's hiding the buns'.
>>32507980she needs more belts.
>>32507995She needs a skirt made of belts.
>>32507980She seems more like a small dorky pink ninja.
>>32507995Wendy is made entirely of belts.
>>32507995I just figured that was her bondage fetish kicking in.
>>32508043Bigger than Chiaki, anyway.
>>32507995No, that's optimal belt saturation and gives a nice theme of "restraint" to offset the flowing scarf and "freedom".
>>32508081see >>32508053Though I do like your take on it.
>this thread>muh Ai Yo>rebellion shenanigansoh dear god Deco plz, i'm scarred.