Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Our Hero, Rena, lay in a hospital bed recovering from terrible wounds inflicted on her by Monster Master. As she recovered her friend and arch-nemesis, Bridgette, decided to test out the extent of her powers. It seems the Villain is able to not only summon monsters without her batons but she can even summon and control members of her family.>She then had a heart attack.>We then joined Robomaid as she was on her way home from visiting her master. Her former master appeared and after an intense cleaning battle took possession of Robomaid. Rena went to go track her beloved maid down only to find that she had been transformed into EGL-Bot.
=====================================>Rena uses the tracker on her morpher to find Robomaid. She runs as fast as her legs can carry her through the city until she finds herself near a ruined bank. People are running about in terror and sirens are going off. Her morpher beeps and warns her that an S-Class is nearby. She also finds that her phone is downloading a massive file.>She has no time to check it as she sees two robots float out of the building followed by a rather heavyset man.>He tips his fedora at Rena.???: "Milady. Please move out of the way.">The robot with the frilly dress stares dead ahead, not even looking at Rena."Robomaid..?"???: "No, she's not Robomaid anymore. She is... EGL-BOT! I'm guessing you must be her former mistress? EGL-Bot, kill her.">Now Robomaid looks at Rena. She charges at her former mistress.
>>32488329>He tips his fedora at Rena.Can we kill him?
Rolled 18>>32488329Hug her. Rolling for it even.
>>32488329Wot. That red.Blood?Okay, Beat the shit out of him.
>>32488430Don't forget to plug in the phone to upload the Robomaid virus program.
>>32488329>He tips his fedora at Rena.I want to kill him so badly.
>>32488329>Rena flinches and in an instant Robomaid's fist connects with her stomach. The Hero is sent flying and destroys a nearby storefront.Ow.... Ow ow ow...That kinda hurt...>Her phone pings as it's download completes.>>32488430Would a hug fix her? Is that how that works?>>32488404Noooo. No killing...>She sees Robomaid floating towards her, ready to strike again.
>>32488512HUG LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HUGGED BEFORE!
>>32488512Block her attack. Then check your phone.Oh, and make sure that phone isn't destroyed, okay?
>>32488512CIRCLESTRAFE HERSHE HAS NO FREE WILL AND YOU ARE FAST, YOU CAN CIRCLESTRAFE BOTH THE ROBOTS WHILE PELTING THE CORE.WHICH IS THE FATMAN.THE FATMAN IS THE BOSS CORE.
>>32488512Dodge and check your phone.
>>32488512Tear his neckbeard off. It's the source of his power.
Rolled 19>>32488512HUG IT OUT
Throw.Throw Robomaid's SD card.right at Robomaid MKII's vacant free-will card slot.Lets find out what Robomaid's personal growth is worth when she's running on the same hardware as Robomaid II.
>>32488512You only have one shot. Connect the USB from your phone into Robomaid's old body.You'll probably only have one shot or else you get pulped by robots, but hey, sticking the USB in should be easy, granted you don't try to insert it upside-down like a fool. You wouldn't insert it upside-down, would you Rena?
Rolled 13>>32488512Hit the fedora with a rock.
>>32488512Throw a flurry of stones towards the fatman. While the robots move to intercept, add a smoke bomb to the flurry and throw a smoke bomb at your own feet.When they both go off, dart into the smoke and kidnap the neckbeard. Then you can basically use him as a human shield until all this is sorted out.
>>32488512Hide, Rena! EGLbot has poor eyesight.You should check your phone too, it might be being hacked, and then you can't call for help! It would be best to make the call now, if that is the case.
>>32488512Kinda hurt? It sounds like you may have a chance. SHOW HER YOUR SERIOUS FACE. Move fast, hit her with your best rocks!Try not to destroy her body completely.
Rolled 6>>32488512Rena, you've been good. You've done your best.But, if he can't give orders anymore, he can't tell them to hurt you anymore.Keep him alive, but break every bone in his body.Its what Batman would do.Alternatively, challenge him to some fedora-like hobby. Or challenge him to outclean his maids. You've done it before.Either way, Rena, you can do this.
Rolled 8, 2, 8 = 18>>32488512>>She sees Robomaid floating towards her, ready to strike again.QUICK RENA! Praise Sword art online!
>>32488512tell toshiaki-san his taste is shit
>>32488597Huh, I'd have thought an EGL-bot would have been out to destroy Rena... at video games.http://online.egl.tv/
>>32488550Free will isn't necessary for predictive targeting.The best we can hope for is to be unpredictable enough at the start that it takes a while for her to figure out Rena's movement habits.>>32488512Your phone's probably pretty important, but not as important as avoiding being pulverized into a puddle of ex-human goop. Try and throw her off, and then investigate the file once you're out of imminent danger.
>>32488588>kidnap the neckbeardI don't want to touch him.I'd rather hug the creepy ex stalker than touch neckbeard.
>>32488663>I'd rather hug the creepy ex stalker than touch neckbeard.What was his name again? Larry? Joe?
>>32488663Kidnap the neckbeard!Do it!
>>32488512Challenge the neckbeard to a game of DDR to see who gets control of the Robomaids.
Rolled 14>>32488512Rape The Maids
>>32488690The Dark Stranger. Don't remember his real name.
>>32488512Overload Robomaid's lewd centers!
Rolled 13>>32488704This is the only good suggestion all thread.DDR!
>>32488747>implying a Robomaid II battling with Robomaid in cyberspace, while EGLbot tries to destroy Rena at Mario Kart in the real worl isn't better.
>>32488690If you combine Larry and Joe you get Larro
>Rena quickly glances at her phone. A file called MEIDO.EXE seems to have been downloaded onto it. Before she can investigate it further Robomaid reaches her.>>32488562>Rena dodges the robot's punch and circles around her. She wraps her arms around Robomaid and squeezes her tightly in a super tight hug."Robomaid! Stop it!">Robomaid thrashes about, trying to kick Rena and get free.>>32488568>>32488566But... Where the hell is her SD slot!????: "EGL-Bot! Stop playing around and finish her off!">Robomaid redoubles her effort to remove her former master's grip.
>>32488704Can she even play DDR? Rena seems like more of a console type to me. Any challenge will require a roll, and I don't trust /tg/ dice right now.
>>32488834HER BUTTHOLE RENAAIM FOR THE BUTT
>>32488834Check under there. You know where, ehehe. Slide it in, Rena!
Rolled 17>>32488834>But... Where the hell is her SD slot!?It's either going to be in the back of her neck or down below.Check the butt.
>>32488747Rena could probably beat him at any game to be honest.Well, except for dating sims. Just imagine how hilariously awful that matchup would be.
>>32488834>Where the hell is her SD slot!?My mind went to lewder places than Rena's has ever been.
>>32488834Probably one of the slots on the back.But seriously I don't think we can overpower robomaid. Our only hope is outspeeding them and doing hit-and-runs.
>>32488834She might move around less if you kiss her neck
>>32488834You know where her off switch is at least. Use it!
>>32488834Uh uh... uh... SUPLEX HER!
>>32488834Well, let's think this out. It's a small slot for hooking up important things on a body made by an neckbeard....Lift the skirt.
>>32488834You need to stun her long enough to search for her SD slot. You are already in the perfect position for a GERMAN SUPLEX
Rena the Rock.You are a hero. In your heart lies the true meanings of justice and friendship.That man before you has spurned all notions of what is just. He has given up all belief in others. He cannot have friends because he has refused them. He refuses humanity because he believes himself superior without grounds.To defeat him, all you need to do is give him truth, and then beat him unconscious with Robomaid's body.You won't kill him, but I guarantee the world will be a better place if that man is gelded or castrated.Tell him he is no gentleman, he isn't a nice guy, he is a terrible villain who puts himself before others and that's why he is truly and utterly alone.Then maim him.
Rolled 2>>32488834Maybe if you shake her in an up and down manner it will loosen up the crazy programming.I'm totally not suggesting this because I want to see her robotitties bounce. That has nothing to do with it.
>>32488883That's not saying much.
Rolled 18>>32488834What? No wifi?Probably the back panel, though.Beware MKII is watching, Rena.Save Robomaid and show her sister how much you really care for her, unlike the fat bastard who calls himself her master.
>>32488834Maximize her tsundere dial. or something.
>>32488834Where was Robomaid's?If I know anything about neckbeards, you never reinvent anything if you don't have to.She's probably had several hardware architecture upgrades, but dollars to donuts most of her essential hardware ports are in the same place unless there's a compelling reason to move them.
>>32488945I suppose not.
Rolled 9>>32488834THE BUTT RENA!
>>32488834Suplex! Get her in a pin! Then start taking off clothes until you find the slot!
>>32488987Utilise EGL-bot's override command and ask her
Rolled 9>>32488834Rena, distract the neckbeard by doing lewd things to Robomaid's body, while using it as cover to find the usb port.
>This guy isn't a villain, per se. He's just trying to elimainate potential competition for his vidya game champeenship
>>32489055>elimainate potential competition for his vidya game champeenship>robs a bank and doesn't even clean the blood off the meidosno
>>32489083>Mario Kart 8 just came out.>He has masterminded a heist in order to buy every single copy, thus preventing anyone else from getting any practice and all but guaranteeing him the win.
>>32488834Why not use that Maid override mode...What was it again?
>Rena keeps her tight grip on Robomaid and then suplexes her.>The robot is slammed hard into the ground and Rena can hear her powering down.???: "EGL-Bot!"Got her!Now, time to look for that SD slot...>>32488982Why... Why would it be on her butt?>>32489010>>32488952The only place I can think of that opens up is her back slot... Maybe it's still there.>Rena pins Robomaid to the ground and sits on her back.
>>32489138oujo-sama-12 or something.Someone remembers it, they were throwing it around like candy the last several threads.
Rolled 4>>32489150>Why... Why would it be on her butt?Because her maker is a deranged neckbeard.
>>32489150God I hope we didn't break anything
>>32489150>Rena pins Robomaid to the ground and sits on her back.too lewd
>>32489138HAND MAID MAY 11, MAHOROMATIC 12, OUJO-SAMAThough Rena seems to have this fairly well in hand.
>>32489155HAND MAID MAY 11, MAHOROMATIC 12, OUJO-SAMA
>Rena pulls up her friend's shirt and opens the panel on her back.???: "No! Robomaid Mk. II! Stop her!"MK: "..."???: "Stop standing around and stop her!">Robomaid Mk. II seems to simply ignore him and float there, watching Rena as she examines Robomaid's panel.Oh god...There's so many things and slots. I don't know which one is which.Should I just shove it in and hope for the best?
>>32489179I hope we broke her sexual inhibitor
>>32489301Try the one in the bottom right, it looks square!
>>32489301Put it in whichever one fits, then turn all her dials clockwise so she gets MAXIMUM POWER
>>32489301Take a picture of it with your phone and send it to Velocity Raptor. He's a scientist, so he might be able to help.
Rolled 10>>32489301Just shove it in somewhere.
>>32489301Time to J-J-JAM IT IN!
>>32489301Most of those are like, meter switches or some shit. You can ignore those.Those things near the bottom look like they might be slots. Are they slots?
>>32489301If you can find a plug that fits, it's probably the right plug.
>>32489301Look for the one that looks like it's the cleanest; something was just recently removed from it, while the other slots are likely occupied with something or have been empty for some time and will have gathered some dust over time.
Rolled 6>>32489301Trust to your luck, Rena!
>>32489305Rena's is DEFINATELY made of sterner stuff
>>32489301You have a 3DS don't you? It's just like that.
>>32489335Good idea! Do we have time to do that though?
>>32489364This. If it's too complicated, >>32489335
>>32489301Us your knowledge as a gamer. You have got this Rena!
Rolled 16>>32489301Ask Robomaid MkII.Otherwise, gently try inserting it, but don't just j-j-j-jam it in, you'll only hurt Robomaid. Use a gentle, kind touch Rena. This mgiht seem difficult, even impossible. Even so...EVEN SO, I know you can do it!
>>32489301Rena, if you see a dial marked "L3WD" or something like that, make sure to crank it all the way up. I'm a roboticist, so trust me, this will make her a lot more effective when she gets up.
Rolled 17>>32489301>dem exposed slotsLooks like robomaid mk2 is paralyzed by lust. Rub the slots.
>>32489386the same, but seriously, throw the SD card at Robomaid II.Restoring RM1, even in her newly completed upgrade form, Robomaid II's hardware should still be superior.You need HER out from under Neckbeards control, and RM's free will is the way to do it.
>>32489335There's not enough Velocity Raptor in this quest.
>>32489436Nah, that mk2 probably has her own free will.We just need to figure out how to turn it on
>>32489406Bad things happened the last time Rena messed with her dials. She may be dense, but she learns from her mistakes.
Rolled 5>>32489301Get a feeling for the size of the usb cord's plug and then gently feel around for a usb port the same size. Be sure to use a gentle touch.
Is this a sexual metaphor?
>>32489468Nah, he said, last thread, that only Robomaid was given free will and it had been a thorn in his side.And friendship is Rena's power.Time to help out a friend by giving her a chance to battle Robomaid II on an even playing field.
>>32489484Rena doesn't even know what that is, and Robomaid doesn't do sexual METAPHORS so much as sexual LITERALS.
>>32489509Then why is mk2 not responding?Free will, baby!
>>32489560MK II likes to watch
>>32489150>Why... Why would it be on her butt?Because the guy who made her is clearly filthy pervert! We can tell from be.. I mean seeing quite a few perverts earlier. Yes.
>>32489582Still free will. Just less impressive.
>>32489560Fedoraman's free 40-day trial of WINRAR has expired.
>>32489560Because she's got the hentai dial cranked up a whole lot more than Robomaid/EGLbot currently does, obviously.
>Rena examines Robomaid's panels and looks for a slot that looks cleaner than the rest. Her search is futile as all the slots look to be well cleaned and taken care of. She recalls Robomaid dusting herself off many times.I guess I'll have to just feel my way to it.>She runs her fingers over the various slots on Robomaid's back, trying to find one that's just the right size for the SD card. She tries to push it into one but the narrow opening won't take the card.No, that's not it... Maybe...???: "Mahou Shonen, 1140, Aincrad! Robomaid Mk. II! STOP HER!">Rena feels something hit her square in the chest and send her into the air. When she lands she feels a sharp pain in her chest. Robomaid is being lifted up by one of Robomaid Mk. II's arms.>The SD card is lying on the floor.Forgot about the S-Class for a second...
>>32489647"Mahou Shonen, 1140, Aincrad! Robomaid Mk. II! Give her back and then cover fedoraman's mouth so he can't talk any more!"
>>32489647Grab that SD card!
Rolled 9>>32489647Challenge the neckbeard to a mario kart competition
>>32489647Repeat code, take control
>>32489684It's the code he just used.Like, just now. Literally just now.
>>32489647Get the caaaaaaaaard!
>>32489684Same code creepy-guy just used.
>>32489647Dive and grab that card!
Rolled 7>>32489647MK II, you have your own will. You're not just some puppet for him to command!If he tries to override him again, break his jaw with a rock. If she won't stop: Mahou Shonen, 1140, Aincrad! Robomaid Mk. II: Activate Free Will program.
>>32489724"You are not a gun?"
Rolled 18>>32489647so, yeah. Use her override to freeze them, incapacitate fedora with a rock, then activate free will on the both of them.
>>32489724>Activate Free Will program.She doesn't have one of these standard, so I'd imagine the necessary command would be "Install that SD card in yourself."She's got S-Class speed and whatnot, so she might very well get it installed before Fedora realizes what's going on and tries to override it again.
>>32489761the dice gods command it Rena
>>32489647Try saying"Mahou Shonen, 1140, Aincrad! Robomaid Mk. II! Delete all audio and visual drivers and shut down!"
>>32489774Oh that's actually a good idea
>>32489724Hmm, I'm noticing some common threads in those command codes.Hand Maid May, Mahoromantic and Mahou Shonen are all those annie-may things. They're followed by a number (possibly an id code of something in said annie-may) and then a verification.Both Hand Maid May 11 and Hahoromantic 12 are "Oujo-Sama" and Mahou Shonen 1140 is "Aincrad"Not a lot to go on, but it does suggest we may be able to reverse-engineer his command codes given sufficient time.
>>32489868or, you know, a convenient expert in "annie-mays".
>>32489647Give her a disapproving look. A young robolady should behave better than that.She's got a lot to learn from her older sister.
>>32489921Jade? Yeah, let's get Jade down here. I kinda wanted to do some sidekicking with her.
>>32489921>We should try to set him up with Cosplay Lass later on a Blind Date and then secretly Chaperon them, Rena. This is a punishment we can give him for hurting Robomaid
>>32489942No rabid fujoshi fangirl should be able to be that cute.
>>32489961Why would you do that to poor Cosplay Lass? She doesn't deserve that.
>>32489961No, this guy deserves a worse punishment.
>>32489961why do you hate cosplay lass
"Mahou Shonen, 1140, Aincrad! Robomaid Mk. II! Give her back and then cover that man's mouth so he can't talk any more!">Robomaid Mk. II quickly brings Robomaid to Rena and covers her master's mouth. The man flails about but his weak arms can not even budge the S-Class's hand.>Rena grabs the SD card and loads it into Robomaid.>She sees her friend's eyes light up. She opens her mouth to try and speak but it only comes out as static.>Robomaid Mk. II's Master pulls out a controller and presses a button.
Rolled 11>>32489961No. His punishment must be much more severe.He's got to shave, get rid of the fedora and get an actual job.
>>32490012Okay, now it's time to start punching Fatman.
Rolled 14>>32490012Touch her dials rena! Quick!
>>32490027>When all of the anime that you love are in ashes, then I will allow you to die.
Rolled 4>>32490012I Warned you Rena.I WARNED you.Disable with Rock. disable with ROCK.Get the remote back and undo what he just did.
>>32490012QUICK TAKE THE CONTROLLER
Rolled 14>>32490012THROW A ROCK AT THAT CONTROLLER
>>32490012Just kill the fedorafag. You'll be doing the world a favor. You'll be paid a lot of money too.
>>32489998Because Reasons.Besides. You know the way Rena thinks. Once this is all over she'll want to help out two friends who could use more friends because they obviously have something in common.
Rolled 1>>32490012Cast boulderfall.
>>32490052Whatever he does doesn't matter.What matters is getting Meido.EXE reloaded into the Meido
>>32490012We'll fix your voicebox up, robomaid.Soon as we deal with that guy.
Rolled 9>>32490012Have Robomaid MkII take the controller and tell you what it does, just in case.Also, maybe have him tied up?
>>32490012BEHIND YOU ROBOMAIDThen pull her away from the impending blow.
>>32490012Throw rock at the fatguy's arm. Then have Robomaid II lift him up into the air and tell him to reverse whatever he's done or we'll have her slam him into the ground until there's nothing left of him. And we'll tell his mother on him as well, then she'll kick him out of the basement.
>>32490012>Robomaid Mk. II's arm jabs into Robomaid, tearing out several parts of Robomaid. She shuts down once again.>Rena can hear the Maid's master trying to do an evil laugh with his mouth covered."Robomaid!">Rena throws two rocks, one at the controller and another at the man.>He lets out a groan of pain as the rock hits him squarely in the head and falls limp in Robomaid Mk. II's hand.>Robomaid Mk. II looks distressed. She pulls her arm out of her big sister and tries to just put the pieces of her back inside.
>>32490012Step away from the robots, I would not put it past him to activate the self destruct.
>>32490069Don't do this. This will only end poorly.
>>32490134HE DIES.I DON'T CARE RENA, IF HE DOESN'T FIX ROBOMAID, HE DIES.
>>32490134AAAAHHelp her try to put the pieces back inside.Then take her to the hospital. And put fedoraman in jail. Call a drone to put him in jail.
>>32490052If Rena was a villain, she would be Sharia Executioner - Master of Stoning.
Rolled 2>>32490134CALL PRINCE! IF HE ACTS LIKE A LAZY SHIT THROW A ROCK THROUGH THE PHONE.
>>32490134>Bring Robomaid and her little sister with you to the hospital...or a Radio Shack. Don't forget to bring the man in the Fedora. Drag him by the foot to maximize his headache when he awakens.
Rolled 6>>32490134Light his fedora on fire and grind his neckbeard off using a rock like sandpaper.
>>32490134Mk. II WANTS THE D!
Rolled 18>>32490134Rena. Save her. You know people who can help.Just save Robomaid.You have to.
>>32490134Quick, take Robomaid to someone who can fix high tech items... like the Prince.
>>32490134Get the controller first, then call a policeman or something.
>>32490134Ah shit.>>32490147Nah. Get Prince to fix him. In the meanwhile, break his arms and his legs.
>>32490134Be sure to arrest fedoraman. Also hope the hospital does robots.DON'T FORGET to pick up all the parts.
>>32490146Do you fucking see this? >>32490134>>32490134How the fuck are we going to get her fixed now?
Rolled 12>>32490134Tell him the following:Either you fix robomaid, or we have 4kids translate sword art online.
>>32490134Damn, I was too late to tell Rena to recklessly push Robomaid out of the way.Maybe Bridget could summon some kind of... technology monster? To help?
>>32490147Robomaid is fine.Retrieve SD CardThrow SD card with the fiery force of a thousand suns with uncanny accuracy directly through a chink in RM II's chest armor and deprive Fedoraman of his single remaining ally.
Rolled 12>>32490134Ok rena. You don't have to kill him.Just break his hands and feet or something. And arms. And destroy his stupid hat.
>>32490209No, robosister is a good girl! we must free her!
>>32490134Oh shit. Perhaps we can put robomaid into robomaid II and they'll get along?
>>32490134Have Robomaid Mk2 hold the neckbeard down with her extra arms. If he tries anything funny, she should punch him in the face.Have that Robonurse (if she's around) help stabilize her sister. Meanwhile, you call Prince and Velocity Raptor over, as well as the cops for the neckbeard.
>>32490209Don't do that! It's bad!Besides she already is on our side, so long as the guy is unconscious.She's even trying to put robomaid back together.
>>32490134>and tries to just put the pieces of her back inside.Aw my heart, robosister is FREE and trying to help! I think...
>>32490209>deprive Fedoraman of his single remaining ally.She's an unwilling ally that stalled and tried to fix Robomaid. Don't bully her.
>>32490225...yes, that's why she's getting free will.Then she can ignore him.
>>32490201Okay, yeah, he's kind of (read: really) a dick, but killing him is just going to lead down a path of more killing.
...How about we load that SD card into Mk II?
>>32490252Robomaid II freedom activate.BEGIN MUTUAL PANIC
>>32490134Rena i know your a good person but please pull an anti hero on that prick
>>32490276Well, if we can find it amidst the wreckage.>>32490294Let him live and suffer a bit.
>>32490134Take him to that hero mindrape guy. Get him pull how to fix robomaid from his head.
Rolled 3>>32490276No! That wouldn't be fair to Robomaid MK2.If we did that, we would be no better than her master.
Rolled 2>>32490134Have him fix her. Have him fix her or he DIES.
>>32490253>>32490252>>32490243Inserting the SD card into Robomaid 2 won't KILL Robomaid 2. It's Robomaid's free will program. Which means depriving Fedoraman of his ally by giving her the ability to ignore his commands.
>>32490294Just give him to Omen and some other tech experts. They'll find out how to fix Robo-maid right quick that way.
>>32490134Call the cops and get that guy sent to prison. Tell Mk.II that we can get Robomaid some repairs, and not to worry.
>>32490134Call Velocity Raptor. He is both a scientist and super fast
>>32490314She's fine, you doofus. Shes a digital entity and she's on the phone.That's just her habitual shell. Given time, it can be rebuilt.
Rolled 17>>32490134So here's my plan, Rena. Because this is what I will do, too:Lay down.Dry not to cry.cry a lot
>>32490315Don't override her budding free will program!
>>32490306No. Last thing we need is to find out Fedora is infectious and have Aeon become Psycho Mantis.>>32490315No, that's actually all her data. I don't wanna overwrite MkII.
>>32490172She gets off on violence — EEEEEEEESU
Guys, just make Rene break Fedora's arms and rip out his tongue.
Rolled 3>>32490396That would be a lil too edgy for our Rena.
>>32490365>No, that's actually all her data. I don't wanna overwrite MkII.It's totally not: All we got out of EGLbot was static, It's incomplete.
>>32490396Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down. I guarantee you none of you would be suggesting this if Fedoraman was even slightly attractive.
>>32490396I'd rather just kill him.
>>32490440Because she has no mouth and she must scream.
>Rena watches as Mk. II desperately tries to fix Robomaid. It's clear the younger robot has no idea what she's doing and is simply trying to put the pieces she'd ripped out back into her.>Rena glares at her master as he slowly begins to regain consciousness.>He wakes up and sees a very angry Rena above him."Fix her."???: "W-what? No! She's the worst robot!""Fix her or I'll make sure 4kids dubs Swords Arts Online."???: "I'm not going to fix her! Robomaid, finish this girl off!">Mk. II floats over but simply stares down at her master.???: "I said finish her off!"MK: "..."???: "Mahou Shonen, 1140, Aincrad! Robomaid Mk. II, kill her!"MK: "......."???: "What..? How..? Did you... Did you download Robomaid's free will..?""Will you please fix her?"???: "No!"
>>32490474TAKE HIS FEDORA HOSTAGE.
>>32490474Hey robomaid II, tell him what we do to jokers like this.Medium style.
>>32490474Threaten to tell FCC-man about the hard drives of anime he most likely torrented.
>>32490474Kill him please. We can have prince fix her.
>>32490474Apply rock to forehead until he says yes.
>>32490474Burn the Fedora. Say his neckbeard is next.
>>32490474Take his hat.Tell him he is a horrible person. Not just a villain, because there are villains you like. You're just horrible.
>>32490474Hit him till he fixes her then hit him again......then ask caffe to super speed kick him in the balls for good measure, then save the other robogirls (sorry if this is a bit much but this guy royally pisses me off)
>>32490474Rena, how good are you at throwing bricks at moving targets? Because we can try that out.
>>32490474TAKE THE HAT
>>32490446No, it be even worse. We'd be bringing out the battery acid.
>>32490503KILL fedorawhen rena is destroying hats you know its serious
>>32490524Stop.>>32490532>>32490536This is fine.
Rolled 20>>32490474>>Mk. II floats over but simply stares down at her master.Take his hat.
>>32490474>I'll make sure 4kids dubs Swords Arts OnlineDon't even joke about that.
Rolled 20>>32490474"If you don't, I'll break every bone in your body and have you hospitilized. And then, when you're out, I'll make sure that you're not allowed near any technology, forced to make a new Amish home on the outside of the dome, and to shave and be physically active.She was the best robot. You were just the worst Master"Then threateningly toss a rock.
>>32490474Make his 'stash' pine for the fjords
>>32490474You could attempt to prey on his desperation, if you're willing to make a few sacrifices.This is as distasteful as it is to me as it is to you, but these are dark times. You could offer to take him on a date or something if he fixes up robo-maid. Or threaten him to have Omen work his magic on him if he doesn't cough up the secrets voluntarily.
>>32490532Should we...nah. The fedora has been sullied too long. Pity.
>>32490474Guys, Rena scares me in this .png. Someone, hold me. Please.
>>32490474Maybe we could bribe him with /u/. If he fixes RM, then Rena will make out with her.The perfect plan!
>>32490554>>32490566Holy shit. The Dicegods freaking hate this guy.
>>32490474Do what NegaRena would do.
>>32490566>>32490554The dice has spoken.
>>32490571A fate worse than death.
Rolled 1>>32490474REMOVE FEDORA
>>32490609But then NegaRena would pop out of nowhere and save him.Thus, we must give him a chance so that NegaRena will murder him.
>>32490474Take his hat. Don't wear it though.
Holy shit you people are edgy as fuck today
>>32490583i think this is the first time we've seen Rena actually angry
Rolled 14>>32490474You always remove his beard one hair at a time using a pair of rusty tweezers.
What happens if Olivia puts on the fedora?
>>32490474Call Velocity Raptor, ask if he can do emergency robosurgery.
>>32490648Robomaid get hurt, and her creator is a fedora.That's pressing all the buttons.
>>32490640Destroy the hat, go buy a new hat that isn't terrible to celebrate.
>>32490677I'm pretty sure there's a nurse around here.
>>32490675She become euphoric
>>32490675No. Noo. Noooooooo.
>>32490704>>32490707Or she becomes a grizzled detective.
>>32490707Any other Fedora, she becomes Indiana Jones.This headwear is sullied and cursed. It must be destroyed, for the good of all mankind.
>>32490474Is it weird that angry Rena is giving me an erection?
>>32490720With the nasty side effect that she narrates everything she does.
Rolled 3>>32490675Mother of all...Something no human was meant to know.
>>32490740It'd be weird if she didn't.
>>32490741You mean awesome side effect.
>>32490561Yeah, bad dubing can kill a good anime.SAO has nothing to be afraid of.
>>32490740Depends. Are you into the idea of dom Rena?
>>32490693Why is Mumi the perfect dom?
>>32490474Steal his fedora and have Mk. II shave his neckbeard
Rolled 14>>32490811And then force him to run a couple of miles.
>>32490794I cannot imagine dom Rena
>>32490803Because she does it with a gentle smile and coaxing ways, building up to the more aggressive stuff.I envision it much like Golden Age Wonder Woman's style of domination.
>>32490778If anything bad dubbing might make it more enjoyable.
>>32490839I want to see 2Kids dub SAOKerry and Friends
>>32490794if i wasn't before i am now
>>32490474Rena, I want you to make sure 4kids dubs SAO.And make him and Cosplay Lass watch it. Together. As a date.
>>32490794Bridgette probably is.
>>32490835I don't know what that looks like, but if you were to post pics, I'd be in your debt>>32490868Scratch that, Carlito and Friends
>Rena takes the man's hat and holds it out to Mk. II. She fires lasers at it and burns it to ashes.>The former master looks devastated."Fix her right now or I'll hurt you bad. Then, when you finally leave the hospital I'll make sure you're not allowed near any technology and forced to live like an amish hermit outside of the dome. You will be physically active every day of your life and forced to shave your beard.">The man trembles and drops to his hands and knees, completely defeated.=======================================>The man works for hours before finally announcing that Robomaid is fully repaired. Assisting him is another robot wearing a nurse's outfit.???: "Done...">Robomaid's eyes light up.RM: "Mistress... You saved me?""Robomaid!">Rena hugs her friend tightly. Robomaid returns the hug. If she were capable of crying she would.???: "... So, can I go now?"
>>32490915Take his roboharem. Then he can leave.
>>32490915"What's your name?"
>>32490915Yes.Straight into jail, that is.And we're taking your robutts with us.
>>32490915Have him arrested for murder and bankrobbery
Rolled 11>>32490903Larro, for the love of all that is holy and suffering, please draw this.>>32490915You can leave, but we are going to take the robots. For safety.
>>32490915Take him to jail put him with cosplay lass. They will hate each other.Also install freewill to nurse robo
>>32490915Get a name from him and then call the cops.
>>32490915No.You go directly to jail, do not pass go, and do not collect 200.
>>32490915You robbed a bank and killed dudes.YOU are going to jail hard.
>>32490915Yes, you may now leave. Where will you be going? TO JAIL OF COURSE! We'll also be confiscating your Harem of robots.
>>32490903But I thought cosplay lass cleaned up her act after spending a few hours locked in a jail cell with jade revolver.
>>32490915"What, are you kidding? After robbing a bank and hurting innocent civilians, not to mention mind controlling my friend? You're going to jail!"
>>32490915Take him to jail, tell him if he shapes up we know a nice girl who also loves animes and would consider introducing them.
Rolled 6>>32490915Yes.To Jail.Knock him out with a rock, take him to jail.Take the robomaids and robonurse home with you and have a welcoming/welcome back party for them and Robomaid.
>>32490903Cosplay Lass has suffered enough, considering how she's Jade's target audience.
>>32490915It's good to have you back again robomaid.Also apparently robonurse and robomaid mkII are free now. Which is super cool.Also, are there any other robots to free?
>>32490915Empty his pockets and arrest him for robbery, attempted murder and intent to enslave sapient beings.
>>32490915Yes he may go now... to jail. He robbed a bank!
Can robotgirls love robotgirls?
Rolled 8>>32490915Kiss her you fool.
>>32490915Nah, he's going to jail. He doesn't get the Ultimate Punishment but he's still a villain and we're a hero.Well, one more thing. Ask him for a voice speaker thing for Mk.II, even if she's not going to stay with us like Robomaid.
>>32491002but that's incest, anon
>>32490915Ask him why he do dis? Can he be reformed?
Rolled 2>>32491002If you turn the yuriknobs all the way up.
>>32490903Why do we hate Cosplay Lass?
>>32490958OK, first things first, we need to figure out how the MKII got free-will.I'm betting wireless. Alternatively, that screeching static coming out of robomaid was the program in binary and Robomaid 2 quite literally got an"over the air" download.Then, we need a trusted unit to verify the repairs to Meido.
>>32490915His punishment is up to Robomaid, obviously.
>>32490915>forced to live like an amish hermit >and forced to shave your beardB-but... Amish men don't shave.
>>32491024He can get reformed. In jail.Just kep him away from Aeon, we don't need Fedora to infect him.
>>32491045They do if they aren't married
>>32491018It's not incest if they're robots, it's hot.
>>32491065Which, of course, he will never be
>>32490915Well, he mindraped our friend, robbed a bank, and probably used our friend to kill several people judging by the blood. Also mk2 doesn't seem to like him very much.So, No.
>>32491034Not sure. last time we trusted her she fucked us over though. And she tried to get RM's override code from Jade Revolver. Mostly she's just not trustworthy, I think.
>>32491074B-but they're sister robots. That's like triple forbidden love
>>32490915Oh no, son.You are at the very least guilty of theft and slavery. And quite possibly sex crimes, robot rights violations (I don't know if they have those, but they should!), assault, destruction of property, and, maybe, murder.Arrest him and make him suffer the worst punishment. A dub of his favorite anime, to be enjoyed with a 3DPD female.
>>32490914>I don't know what that looks like, but if you were to post pics, I'd be in your debthttp://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/511330.htmljust search for any Golden Age WW stuff.
>>32491103That's what makes it so hot!
"To, like, jail. You robbed a bank, tried to murder me, and mindcontrolled my friend. Robomaid, what do you think?"RM: "I think jail suits him well... Being alone forever is far worse than any physical pain we could inflict on him.""What she said. Also I'm taking all your robots."???: "What!? NOOOOOO!""Yes. Now, tell me... Why do all of this? What's the point? You almost ruined these girl's lives. Why make all of them?">He looks up at Rena with more conviction than she's ever seen him have before.???: "I wanted a harem of evil anime robots."
Rolled 3>>32491103Whoa. There's no laws against it.So its totally fine.
>>32491158I can totally understand that.
>>32491158...Okay, he has got to be in violation of some kind of sex crimes law on top of the bank robbery. I'm pretty sure he can be put away for life.I bet he identifies as an Incel.
Rolled 2>>32491158Put him in the same cell as Cosplay Lass as revenge.
>>32491158TO JAIL WITH YOU
Rolled 8>>32491158While I respect where he's coming from there, he's utter scum. To jail with him. Make sure you have his name, just in case he tries to escape again.Then take Robomaid, Robomaid Mk.II, and Robonurse home.
>>32491158Nod sagely.Tell him he is a horrible person, then send him to jail. He gets one of those hannibalecter getups.
>>32491158Dude needs some serious help.
>>32491158Throw a rock at him and take him to jail
>>32491158I dont know what I expected.
>>32491158...I can respect that. But dude, you didn't think it through.You don't need robot girls when giant mechs are much sexier.
>>32491158>"I wanted a harem of evil anime robots."A man after my own heart.
>>32491158Polygamy is technically still illegal, right?
>>32491195Find out if there are more robots first.Dont' want to miss any.
Rolled 16>>32491158Yank out one of his hairs on his throat.I used to do that to dudes and they got pissed as fuck but it was so funny.
>>32491158He stays the fuck away from mindreaders, holy shit.
>>32491225ew why would you want to put your hand anywhere near that
>>32491158Explain the following.And roll those Rs like you mean it!
>>32491158Yeah no just go to jail
Rolled 6>>32491243No fear.
>>32491158You done goufed, brosef.I'm not sure how, but you didn't make robots, you made genuine, digital lifeforms.And you either made them so evil they betrayed you, or they decided for themselves to be better than you planned.
>>32491225Pretty sure that puts you on just about the level of this sorry loser we've got to deal with.
>>32491283Aeon's halfway to becoming Psycho Mantis (gee, can exposure to fedora mutate your mind?), and I don't want to torture mind readers needlessly.
>>32491158>haremYou couldn't be satisfied with just one waifu, could you?Take him away, boys.
>>32491158He's doing it wrong! My advice would be to make evil robots that are attracted to him, then. He's been making robots with normal minds and forcing them to live under his control! Of course they don't like it.On the other hand if he does make evil robots they're probably gonna treat him roughly.
>>32491354Multiple waifus are okay, though
>>32491366Maybe he's into that?
>>32491158That's even worse crime than the one he was committing considering he basically makes sentient robots just to be his sex(?) slaves.
>>32491401Yeah maybe.Oh, if he can't custom-build their minds just right to achieve his goal, then maybe he should just keep trying, making more robots until they stay with him of their own free will.
>>32491158for an asexual, rena has a pretty big harem btw.also recommend the movie HER to the villain.
>>32491388Only if you're badass and/or protagonist. He's neither.
What the hell is this guy's villain name anyway?
>>32491460He's not a villain.He's just an asshole.
Rolled 5>>32491460He's not a villain. God only knows why, since he seems more evil than most of the real villains are.
>>32491460Probably doesn't have one.If he was, he'd have to respect the robomaids as his colleagues, and then he couldn't do whatever it is he does to them.
>>32491158Kick him in the D.
>>32491493>couldn't do whatever it is he does to themfapfic when
"Yeah, you're going to jail. Any other robots I should know about?">The robot nurse shakes her head.>Rena ties up the man, who's name turned out to be Steve, and has him arrested. He's placed in a cell next to Cosplay Lass. >She then takes the robot siblings back to her home.======================================......There's not enough room in this apartment for three robots. My electricity bill is going to skyrocket.RM: "Mistress, thank you again for saving me. If you had not... I would still be lost. You even saved my imouto and onee-san. I don't know how I can repay you."
>>32491508Whoa hey no. That's not kosher.
>>32491212Maybe? Where exactly is the dome anyways?
>>32491518Ask for a massage.
>>32491518>He's placed in a cell next to Cosplay Lass.Oh god.
Rolled 6>>32491518This looks like the start of something forbidden.
>>32491518Get a new apartment, Rena!
>>32491518"No problem. What are friends for?"Time to get a bigger place. And an Arc Reactor for your robot friends.
>>32491518Oh, well, you can repay me by not having that EVER happen to you again. I think I almost had a heart attack.Also, uh, maybe some kind of generator. I don't think our apartment's power grid can handle three robots of electricity.By the way, I don't think I've really met your imoutos. Care to introduce us?
>>32491518"Nurse, go to the hero association, sign up and help their medical staff. MK2, go with her and act as security there. Robomaid, come home with me. I need to do some heavy karting..."
>>32491518We're friends, so don't worry about it. You girls rest and catch up with each other.Rena, looks like it's time to go apartment hunting.
Rolled 18>>32491518Rena, you have plenty of money. Its fine. Don't worry about that. Robomaid shouldn't have to worry about any of that. She's do the same for you.Time for a group hug and get to know her sisters.
Rolled 10>>32491518> I don't know how I can repay you."A game of monopoly? Its always a bitch to get 4 players to play monopoly.
>>32491518holy shit i just realized there is 3 of them.god damn it i am slow.
>>32491518You could repay rena by actually paying for your electricity.
Rolled 17>>32491518Rena, give into your urges. You know what you have to do.Rape the (robo)Maid (sisters)
Why am I expecting Robonurse to go "Ara~ Ara~" any second now.
>>32491518Did you get paid for dealing with Fedora?
>>32491626Robonurse wasn't involved in the fight or anything.
>>32491518..Isn't MK2 missing an arm?
>>32491518Wait, she's still acting somewhat weird. Did she refer to her sisters like that before? Is there some program still affecting her? Or is it just a side effect of being under Steve's control for even a brief amount of time?
>>32491600Wow I guess we're really getting into our role as an S now
Rolled 17>>32491518>There's not enough room in this apartment for three robots. My electricity bill is going to skyrocket.Aren't you fucking loaded or something? Install an expansion. ........or buy the room below you and add a fireman's pole to get between floors easy....please
>>32491600What better way to end a stressful day than a nice relaxing board game?
>>32491518Well, however she wants to I guess.
>>32491518Ask if they would like other plces to stay. If they say yes see if you can get them to live with Sparkles and her family, or at least just Robonurse since she would probably be helpful there, in which cae Robomaid MK II could live with Bridgette or something
>>32491600>monopolyI mean, sure, they are robots that just recently discovered free will and their emotions are probably pretty rigid compared to humans, but let's not tempt it...
>>32491518only if a male college drop-out robot moves into the same building.>>32491518>I don't know how I can repay you.HAND MAID MAY 11, MAHOROMATIC 12, OUJO-SAMADeactivate and remove any remaining overrides...It's not necessary. you're welcome.
>>32491518Since we have all your sisters together and you're all free, we should play games and have fun.Also, can the other two talk?
>>32491654Nah, she's got a bunch floating around out of frame.
>>32491721Roboroommates for everyone!
Rolled 14>>32491644Forgot the image
>>32491732Hey, at least it's not Diplomacy.
>>32491518I think they should get jobs to pay for their electricity. Possibly at the Hero's Association. That, and/or get their own apartments next door.But really, she doesn't need to thank us. That's just what heroes like Rena do.
Neckbeards name is SteveOh noOhhhh nooooooo>yfw this is the final boss of Hero Quest
>>32491688do it, Rena. Buy the multiple floors and add poles.
>>32491759But Rena isn't nearly as lewd as Illya
>>32491518I'm just glad they're all mostly okay.
>>32491776I don't get it
>>32491688Why not buy the whole fucking floor whiel you're at it? Or the whole building?
Rolled 14>>32491785Well, Rena hasn't been surrounded by a harem of Robot fetish girls.
>>32491796Of course they are, this is a saturday morning cartoon where everything is okay at the end of the episode save the ever looming presence of the main villain.
>>32491785Not yet, but that's the end goal.
>>32491820Yugioh abridged marik has the power to control people named steve.
>>32491820 yugioh abridged Marik could only mind control people named Steve
>>32491518I think you should get a bigger apartment. You can afford it!The robots can repay you by helping you move.
RUN A ROBOT CLEANING SERVICE
Let's move to a bigger place. Not like we can't afford it.
>>32491688And then she can exercise by dancing while using poles to pull off really cool acrobatic moves.
>>32491518You gotta make dosh, Rena. Yeah, you're loaded, but red income is a shitty way to run things.Maybe the Robot sisters can open up a small business?
>>32491861no.They're not numbers, they are free robots!We did not free them from slavery once just to consign them to it again!
Rolled 19>>32491871They could always try running a maid café
>>32491688Hell, she could buy the whole building if she wanted to.
>>32491861A service where robots get cleaned? A service where robots clean? A service where nude robots clean?
>>32491897only two of them are maids.And MKII has no mouth.I wonder how she feels about that, but Rena certainly isn't the one to install one.
>>32491518Ask them what they want to do, I guess.
>>32491892Well, it depends. Do they like cleaning? Like it enough to get jobs based on it?
>>32491518Maybe Robonurse could work with Prince. He'll get more time to do stuff, and he could teach her some of his advanced medical superscience. We'll just have to ask him not to mess with her programming or anything like that.
>>32491909 A service where nude robots clean robots
Wait, did you get paid for taking care of that guy?If so, you'll have some nice cash on you. You can go apartment searching tomorrow.Alternatively, try opening a restaurant with Bridgette as the cook.
>>32491892...But they get fair compensation for their labor.
>>32491926Welp, that's up to them.We remove the last remaining command codes and let them make their own choices.We'll be here if they need to ask us anything, though.
>>32491928>Prince reprograms Robonurse into Roboprincess
Rolled 7>>32491962>Rena as hostess>Bridgette as the cook>Robomaids as waitresses>Robonurse as clumsy but adorable manager
>>32491518Just to be safe, make backups of all three of them, keep a set for yourself and give a set to Sparkle-senpai.
>>32492006A Robonanny for Benben!
>>32492005>Cynthia as the elegant singer
>>32491977...Huh. She might actually like that.But something tells me that these kids are, once freed of lingering command codes, beyond the true command of any science.Sure, you might be able to hijack the body but their programs are fundamentally unhackable because they evolve at an incredible rate.
>>32492005>>32491962You know this doesn't sound like a bad idea. You know something horrible is going to happen.
>>32492033maybe eventually, but right now she's in no fit state.
>>32492033>not queen of the world
>>32492033>singer / bruiserFIFYAnd Queenie could outsource us Lolu once in a while.
>>32492076Oh shit I got a boner
>>32492076We could turn her into a Siren.
>>32492109She'd seduce Bridgette to drop her control so that she could kill her.
"Hey, it's fine. Really. I'm sure you would have done the same for me, right?"RM: "Of course, mistress.">Rena sets about removing any remaining override commands from the robots to make sure they can never be controlled against their will again.>She then buys the entire apartment building. Now she has a more stable form of income and is able to give Imouto and Robonurse their own apartments.>She asks the two of them what they would like to do.>Imouto doesn't speak but Robonurse seems to understand her and says that she would like to just... Not clean for a while. Perhaps get into construction where her strength and arms can be put to better use.RN: "I would still like to be a nurse, however. I enjoy helping people. Even being able to fix my old master was nice.">Rena suggests that perhaps she can work for the Hero Association. As the two of them discuss what they need to get for their new home Imouto floats over to Rena.
>>32492129Wait, we bought the whole apartment building?Shit son, that's some weighty spending.
>>32492129We need to get Imouto a mouth
We should probably upgrade robo maid mark 2 with a mouth or vocals
>>32492161for what purpose
>>32492129I've just realized Imouto has no mouth. That's slightly distressing. I guess she can write?
>>32492168I think you know the answer to that.
>>32492161>>32492162Let's draw a mouth on her with a Sharpie.
>>32492129Imouto needs a mouth!
>>32492129Huh. Maybe she should look into engineering instead.She could be an entire assembly line all by herself and the three of them are going to need an independant supplier of spare parts.>>32492161Not if she doesn't want one. She can communicate with her sisters fine.
>>32492076Is that a chastity belt? Does her succubus form come with auto-chastity? If she has to deal with that, it's no wonder she's so sexually aggressive.
>>32492129>>32492162Let's give her a mouth with a marker, and then give her a computer speaker to plug in.
She doesn't need a mouth, just a speaker.
>>32492175wireless communication.She's got built in Instant Messenger and texting capabilities, too.
>>32492201It's for her own safety whenever Caffo's around.
Rolled 19>>32492201Oh my, I am wondering if Cynthia is still a virgin.
>>32492201The key is probably poking the seal where her bellybutton should be.
>>32492129Please let this not be a sudden stabbing.
>>32492228Only if she wants to be.So, probably not.
>>32492194If we bought the entire building, we can have the imouto help us with renovating and fixing the place up. Could serve as a nice source of income after we begin renting out the apartments.
>>32492194What if none of her sisters are near by and we need to talk to her
>>32492273I wonder if Rena could convince Bridgette to move in now.
>>32492276She's presumably literate. And if writing materials and stuff aren't at hand, she's got, like, a BUNCH of arms for charades.
>>32492220>She's got built in Instant Messenger and texting capabilities, too.
We could always just give imouto a pen and some paper. Or a book on sign language.
>>32492287And Rena's mom, probably.
>>32492129>Imouto hugs Rena tightly with all of her arms. With no way to say how grateful she is she simply tries to express it the best way she can.
>>32492233I want to protect that smile.
>>32492291Talking would be faster. Though we should probably ask what she wants
>>32492353Hug fluffy robot.
>>32492353Being a hero is awesome.
>>32492353Steal her hat.
>>32492353I thought she had four arms
>>32492353I was kinda hoping she'd have more arms.
>>32492350Lord of Death?
>>32492353Hug back. Then call everyone over for a group hug.
>>32492293>Imouto, who are you texting 50 times a day?>IDK My BFF Jill.
>>32492393>>32492400its hugging rena's non existent butt.
>>32492353inb4 two of the arms are grabbing Rena's ass.
>When Imouto finally lets go Robomaid approaches Rena and taps her on the shoulder.RM: "Mistress, I hate to interupt but you currently have 87 voice messages on your answering machine. 86 of them are from Cynthia saying that her sister's had a heart attack and is in the hospital."".... What?"RM: "The last one is from the Hero Association saying $600,000 has been deposited in your account."
>>32492400Let's not overdo it...
>>32492448Wait actually nevermind, 3 arms are visible. It'd just be one arm being inappropriate.
>>32492462Sweet, money. Throw a party for the Roboharem, you can visit Cynthia's sister later.
>>32492462TO THE HOSPITAL
Rolled 4>>32492462Go check up on Cynthia.Bring lasagna and farlic bread to one up her.
>>32492462ROBONURSE, TO THE HOSPITAL (please)WE RIIIIIDE
>>32492462robo girls! to the droid mobile!
>>32492462OH GOD RUN WHAT IF SHES DYING WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T GET TO SAY GOODBYE YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND AHHHHHHHHH
>>32492462Oh, that's tragic. I guess we'll send her a get well soon card or something.Now, about that maid cafe...
>>32492462Was your phone on silent this whole time?! Well, we knew about this but needed to handle this problem first and then I guess we all forgot in the excitement.Also she was right next to a hospital so we figured she was okay. Go visit your best friend! Also jeez why are there so MANY messages about it?
Rolled 925>>32492462rolling 1d1000 to go to the hospital fast
>>32492462To the hospital, with Robonurse in tow!
>>32492462Wail and panic.Run to the hospital.
>>32492462Okay, Robomaid, you're in charge of getting your sisters settled in.Rena, to the hospital. Go to the store before that, get Bridgette some get-well snacks.No coffee.
>>32492462GO VISIT HER NOW
>>32492462Call Cynthia, briefly apologise and explain why you didn't answer earlie, then grab Robonurse and piggyback to the hospital.Oh, and don't panic, if she's in the hospital she's gonna be alright.
Rolled 9>>32492528>No coffee.Bad idea.Get her a triple espresso at the CaforniCafé
Rolled 9>>32492462See if Robonurse and Robomaid and Imouto want to go with you to the hospital to check on Bridgette.Don't worry, she'll probably be fine. She just overdosed on supercaffine by not listening to drinking instructions.Before that, though, I need you to imagine what your life would be like without robomaid in it, Rena. What it would be like if she was gone. And then embrace her, hold her tight and truly welcome her home.Then you can go see Bridgette.
>>32492523That's nearly sanic speed
>>32492563Nigga, she's hospitalized because of coffee.
Rolled 1>>32492462Let's see how well Rena keeps her cool.
>>32492462Run. Grab robonurse and RUN
Rolled 19>>32492592Rena doesn't need to know that~
Rolled 12>>32492557rolling to ignore whoever this girl in the hospital is
What if Bridgette goes mad with power?
>>32492622She kind of did...
>>32492606Par for the course.
>>32492622Poor Cynthia. Being the weakest sister, she's going to be bullied. A lot.
>>32492606i feel sorry for the traffic cops on duty that day.
>>32492462Panic and hurry Rena! Bridgette needs her BFF!
>>32492693Well, she had at least a little bit of it coming.
>>32492704No, don't. Mk. II is a pure maiden.
>>32492693She already was. She got turned into a Dulhan Succubus Neko
>>32492612Rena, note to self, give Cynthia your CELL PHONE number or if your morpher thing has reception, its number.
>Rena freaks out and runs to the hospital.>She cries on the way over, thinking about how it would be to lose her best friend. She already almost lost one. Losing another would be...>She reaches the hospital and sees Cynthia sitting outside of a room."Cynthia! Is she okay!?"C: "She... She's fine... They managed to stabilize her...""Oh thank god... Uhm... What's with the..?">Cynthia shudders and starts to cry.C: "Oh, Rena... I'm the worst sister... We had a huge fight before this happened... If she'd actually died my last words to her would have been so cruel!"
>>32492786Kiss her to make her feel better!
>>32492786...wait, you have legs?
Rolled 10>>32492786Hug the lewd sister. Tightly.
>>32492786Hug her and tell her it's okay.Also ask if we're allowed in to see her.
>>32492786Not on our watch!Anything we can do for her?Also how did it happen?
>>32492786Why do you look like that?
Rolled 12>>32492786Its okay Rena, comfort her. Obviously something happened to put her into a state where's she's not all lamia form.You've got a shirt on underneath, so offer her your hoodie. She's wearing rather revealing clothing.
Rolled 20>>32492786>C: "Oh, Rena... I'm the worst sister... We had a huge fight before this happened... If she'd actually died my last words to her would have been so cruel!"Ignore the nearly naked demoness and find Cynthia.Call Cafornicator and tell her where to find Cynthia.Or at least take a pic of Cynthia and send it to Cafo.
>>32492816>>32492818I wouldn't get too close to a succubus.What if her new instincts take over ?
Rolled 14>>32492818Let's go with this.What could go wrong?
>>32492786I don't remember her last words. Anyway, she needs hugs.Why's she got a... bellybutton tattoo? Maybe this was a really weird argument.
Rolled 20>>32492786Roll to supress giggling
>>32492786This was after she nearly murdered both of us, right? Normally I'd try to console her, but this time I'm not inclined to argue.
>>32492786Tell her she's right.
>>32492786Hug the living fuck out of her. Everything will be okay.Then lets go visit Bridgette together, if we can See if she needs something.Also check if Cynthia needs something too. Maybe offer her to stay in your building while this is going on.Also what >>32492848 said - get the girl something cozy to wear.
>>32492880>>32492854Yeah, just a kiss on the cheek!
>>32492854It's unlikely to be significantly more unpleasant than her usual form of affection, given the state Rena ended up in last time.
Rolled 3>>32492854Is this really a problem?Really?I don't think it is>>32492853ahahahahahahahaha
>>32492786Hugs>>32492853Wasn't she there when she got summoned and changed? Caffe already got an eyeful.
>>32492786HUG HER.>>32492853Caffo was the one responsible. While he probably does need to apologise, right now is not a good time.
Rolled 18>>32492922>>Caffo was the one responsible. While he probably does need to apologise, right now is not a good time.>Caffo>he
>>32492786"Oh, yeah, I remember that. Did you have anything to do with what happened to Bridgette?"
>>32492786Ask her what's with the symbol on her stomach.And what did they fight about anyway?
>>32492917>It's unlikely to be significantly more unpleasant FOR YOU
>>32492943Caffo is the ultimate trap, didn't you know
Rolled 13>>32492786poke her bellybutton/runic symbol, then touch her tail.Try to get her out of weepy mode.
>>32492786Hugs for the hug god!
>>32492786The last time you saw her, she broke nearly every bone in your body in a fit of anger, so I'm going to assume this is somehow her fault.
Well, if Bridgette gets released soon, she can stay at our place so we can take care of her.
>>32492898Yeah, good point. She needs to learn to not be a huge spaz.
>>32493023THISPOKE HER BELLYBUTTON
This is actually the first time I've seen her legs like that. They're not bad, I think she should stick to them more often.I'm still kinda mad about the whole her almost killing me thing but... I just can't hold onto grudges."Hey, uhm... It's okay.">Rena pats her shoulder.C: "Rena... I'm so sorry... For both of you. Can you forgive me? Please? I promise I'll never do anything cruel to either of you again."
>>32493166I've heard that before
>>32493166...Okay. But this is the last time.
>>32493166Awww...Don't make her promise to stop bullying you. Just tell her to do it in a more lighthearted way.Kinda like the friendly hero-villain dynamic you and Bridgette have.
>>32493166>I promise I'll never do anything cruel to either of you again.That's a fucking lie and you know it. It's like promising never to transform again. Hug her then go see Bridgette.
>>32493166Are you lying this time?
>>32493166I'll forgive you, lets go see Bridgette now, if we can.
>>32493166Of course. And sorry about the whole drawing on you thing...
>>32493166Try to resist being seduced
>>32493166Forgive her than go in to see Bridgette
>>32493166"Either of us"? So she ~did~ have something to do with it?
>>32493166Only if she makes a pinky-promise.
>>32493166Isn't she a demon right now? So maybe that promise will become, like, binding? This is a serious ethical conundrum.Also, unsure if Rena is simply making an observation, or being influenced by succubus magic.
>>32493166I forgive her... if she means it.Because we've been tricked by her before.
>>32493275Hmmm... you might be right...
>>32493275No, those are fae.
>>32493298For general truth of word, sure. But this is an oath she's offering FOR something, for forgiveness. It's a transaction. A contract.
>>32493166She's full of shit, but this isn't really the time to call her on it.
>>32493166Haha is she kidding? She can't just change like that. Tell her thanks for the sentiment but a more realistic promise would be to be LESS cruel.
>>32493166[x] Form a Blood Contract. Those are totally binding for demons.
>>32493327But what will that cost?Rena's asexuality?
>>32493166Forgive her and hand her your hoodie. She's clearly underdressed and embarassed about it and you still got T-shirt and it's not even cold.
>>32493342... forgiveness, dude.
>>32493354I bet Rena's just wearing a bra underneath. If she even remembered to put on a bra what with being so flat and all.
>>32493421Probably wears an undershirt.
>>32493421You want Jade to get a heart attack next?
"It's cool, I forgive you."But you're on Rena-Watch right now. Slip up again and I'll be super duper upset with you.Besides, how can I say no to that face? She's just so adorable.>>32493421I have a shirt on... And a sports bra... I don't wear -just- a sweater.C: "Thank you so much, Rena...">She wipes away her tears and stands up."You want my sweater? You must be cold with that on."C: "Actually I'm not cold at all... Quite warm, even. Also your sweater would just vanish. My dear sweet little sister was practicing her summoning magic when she brought me here as some sort of succbus I've been stuck like this ever since.""She can summon you?"C: "And control me. All of us Monsters, even. Apparently this is how the alternate you is planning on controlling us. But right now we can't be summoned at all since we're still under my dear sister's spell.""Huh... That's pretty handy actually.">A nurse steps out of the room Bridgette's in and informs them that the patient is well enough to have visitors but only one at a time, please.>Cynthia gestures to the door.C: "Would you like to go first?"
>>32493500Yes!But poke her belly on the way in.
>>32493500"Nah. She's your sister."
>>32493500"You first, you're family!"
>>32493500Family first.That's the rule.
>>32493500Resist being seduced
>>32493500Yes. But squeeze Cynthia's softness first.
>>32493500Note to self: buy a machine gun in case she attacks us again.
>>32493500She's been waiting longer. I think it's only fair for her to go first.
>>32493500Oh my, she's deamy, all the little detail like pentagram navel and those earns and lock on the panties... I wish more wrongdoers could get punished like this.Aehm... Rena, you should probably go, if she had dispute with Cynthia before the incident it would be better not to bring it up right away.
>>32493500Let he go first
"You can go first, Cynthia. You're her sister and all.">She smiles and hugs Rena.C: "Oh, thank you so much. You're too kind to me, Rena.">Cynthia breaks away and turns to enter the recovery room. As she does Rena reaches out and pokes her belly where the symbol is. It glows a bright red and Rena hears Cynthia inhale sharply.C: "R-Rena! Don't poke me like that!""Sorry, I couldn't help it.">She frowns at Rena and steps in.>As Rena waits outside Magical Vampire Sparkle spots her and heads over.MVS: "Rena.""Hey, Sparkle!"MVS: "You missed the last S-Class meeting.""Sorry, I was trying not to die."MVS: "It's fine. I'll tell you what we discussed.">Magical Vampire Sparkle fills Rena in on the revelations of the last meeting. So far they know that they can control all of the Monster family and make sure that Alternate Rena can't. She also says that the day of her arrival is very very close.>The two of them can hear Bridgette and Cynthia talking very loudly inside the recovery room.MVS: "Ever since she summoned me I found that I can't leave the area. I'm pretty much bound here until she releases the spell. I don't know why she hasn't already. Oh, before I forget, be sure not to poke that symbol on Cynthia's stomach.""... Why not?"MVS: "If you do that she'll be bound to you for all eternity or something. I'm not an expert on demons I just know that one shouldn't touch weird symbols on them.""..."MVS: "... I know that face. Rena, what did you do?""..."MVS: "Rena, did you fuck up again? Rena, please respond."I'm never going to listen to you guys again.At least when it comes to poking people...
>>32493944It'll be fine.
>>32493944At least she won't hurt anyone!
>>32493944this is literally the greatest thing to ever occur.
Had to end a bit sooner than I intended, I'm being called away. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and as usual the time for the next one will be posted on twitter.Thanks for reading!
>>32493944Congratulations, now you're demon-married to Cynthia!
>>32493944Huh. Didn't expect that one.
Rolled 16>>32493944Just as planned
>>32493944POKE THE HOLE, RENAPOKE IT BEFORE EVIL RENA DOES
>>32494003>bridgette has heart attack>wakes up to find out her sister NTR'd her
>>32494035Don't forget how Rena's now living with two new robutts as well.
>>32493944So you and Cynthia are married now? That's so cute! Poke Sparkle In celebration.Also, I wonder if Bridgette had, like, a limiter break on her powers or something.
>>32494024It's like you didn't read the post
>>32493944That's ridiculous. A monster just wouldn't have a weakness like that.
>>32494002>>32493944So, does this mean she's stuck like that, or just that we're her LIFELONG FRIEND?
>>32494062Reading is for nerds.
>>32494083I doubt most demons would let anyone that close without tearing them to shreds
>>32494083It'd go away after she reverts to her old form.
Eternity isn't THAT long.
>>32494083It's not a weakness, it's how the succubus bonds in a symbiotic relationship with others.
>>32493944That has no mythological or thematic basis. Sparkle's just trying to pull a poorly-timed prank.
When did Sparkle become a vampire, anyway?
>>32493944Well, it's a good thinkg we didn't do it at some other time. We've already established that a monster who's being controlled by one person can't be controlled by any other person, so she won't be affected.
>>32494062It's like YOU didn't read the post.What part of "bound for eternity" didn't you understand? Evil Rena is gonna make Cynthia her slave.At least get Bridgette to turn Cynthia into something else!
>>32494164when alt-sparkle broke her focus, causing her to die of all the cancer she used Rena's Vampirism-in-a-bottle to not die.
>>32494136There's Larro-precedent for that kinda thing. It probably just gave her an orgasm.>>32494164When her focus got broke by Alt-Sparkle and she started dying of mega cancer. Rena gave her the vampirism she had cut out of herself with the sword.
>>32494164Rena turned into a vampire to fight the Plague Doctor, Sparkle was attacked by her dark world counterpart and lost her transformation charm. Rena transferred her vampire powers to Sparkle to save her from all the diseases she got from decades of drug abuse.
>>32494180She already poked it. If Evil Rena poking it again will do anything then Rena poking it again won't do anything to prevent it.
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO ETERNITY"I hereby release you from service."Ww that was hard.
>>32494164When her focus got destroyed in the fight with altSparkle. So we turned her into a vampire for her to survive all that cancer and stuff.Speaking of which, is her vampiric regeneration working?
>>32494227I don't even know what being bound for eternity DOES.Are we just eternal drinking buddies now?
>>32494268They're married now, duh.
>>32494337so, rena gets a tax break?
>>32494411>implying Rena has ever filed her taxesNew story arc?FCC Man's big brother The Auditor comes calling.
>>32494337Are they required to consummate it?
>>32494462Uh oh. We'd have no excuse.
>>32494462Heroes are probably except. And if they aren't, who can they really expect to sucessfully collect from an s-class?
So, uh.We have a whole apartment building now?
>>32494589We're going to need tenants.
>>32494589We should rebuild it into a proper headquarters
>>32494613Don't we have all the people who already lived here?>>32494614Same question. It seems building a big headquarters would mess with people's apartments.
>>32494634Maybe? need to ask rena later
>>32494634I dunno, the civies might move out. No one sane would want to live on an S-class Hero's property. Way too high a chance for some villain to come a knocking with foul intent.It'd take some kind of crazy obsessed person to take that risk. Oh fuck Jade Revolver is going to try moving out into Rena's apartment building.
>>32494644Well, at least we have storage space for all our robot pals.We should advertise robo-compliant living space.>>32494669I have no problems with this. Other than her dad visiting.
>>32494462more reason to hate him.
Archived.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32488289/>In this chapter Rena tries to save her best friend from an evil fedora wearing genius.Wait, so he was wearing an evil hat the whole time? Or was he a hat wearing the body of a roboticist?>captcha: pinguet wasI think captcha knows him.
>>32494613Let's ask Bridgette to move in with us.And watch as her dreams shatter as she realizes Rena meant the same building, not the same apartment
>>32494894It's a character-building experience.
>>32494760So this is currently a 642-post quest.
I suppose we should see about using the unfilled rooms for charity.