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>>32460694
>[x] Try to talk her down.

its what we're good at

>>32460694
>[ ] Try to talk her down.

"Wh-What's this about, Mrs. Soames?"

>>32460694
>>[ ] Try to talk her down.
Huzzah, the crackbitching hour is upon us!

>>32460694
>[ ] Try to talk her down.

>>32460694
>[ ] Try to talk her down.

>>32460694
>[ ] Try to talk her down.
I think we skipped a couple of levels here. 0 to Shotgun in a couple of seconds.

>>32460694

Okay, this has been bugging me for a while.

Deadpool isn't a mutant, is he?

>>32460732
Holy shit how appropriate.

Why was JJ so scared of Rogue knowing about the dock incident?

What metals can JJ's claws cut through at level 1?

If JJ grew up in a world without mutants (he's not a mutie either), what would he be like?

What did Joyce think about the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants? Same for JJ's and Joyce's mother too.

How long have the superheroes been around in HMQ? Like when did it all first start in the recent years?

What versions of the X-Men and Brotherhood are you using, if you can tell us? Like what versions of each character?

If JJ was going to be given a power ring, which color would it be?

While reading Ultimate X-Men, apparently 1610 Rogue is a fan of Marilyn Manson. So maybe this Rogue is too, possibly.

>>32460801
Nope, he's got military-designed healing factor tailor-made to counter his cancer.

>>32460694

Hey Crusty, did you see Days of Future Past?

What'd you think of Quicksilver?

>>32460694
>Write in:
>Hide behind Donald while you talk her down

>>32460732
>>32460807

I don't get it. What's going on?

>>32460801
he was given his powers from weapon X

Mutate, like Spider-man or Captain America

Muties are born with their powers

>>32460807
www.25moments.com (DFOP time line stuff) +pixlr express

>>32460823

Thought so. So why is he part of the starter pic?

>>32460819
>the dock incident?
That was not the dock incident you're talking about. It was something from one of his flashback dreams of life working for Creeper, read the quest jeez.

>>32460843

He was a part of the X-Men at one point.

>>32460694
>>[ ] Try to talk her down.

>>32460853

That was at the docks. Or at least near them.

And I have read the quest.

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>>32460841
Fox made a timeline of 25 events that brought about DOFP bad future setting

that>>32460732 is about how the government built a wall around mexico to keep mutie immigrants out (you can see Warpath in it)

>>32460843
I'd guess it's because he's been affiliated with them a few times. Juggernaut's powers are from magic not mutation, but he's still on there.

>>32460843
he debuted in an X-book

>>32460732
>>32460764
>>32460768
>>32460775
>>32460781
>>32460799
>Persuade Check
>DC18
>+1 modifier

Rolled 18

>>32460917

Rolled 2

>>32460917
oh dear

>>32460877
JJ wanted no one to know about the time he killed a person. It's pretty obvious.

Rolled 1 + 1

>>32460917

>>32460934

Of course.

Karma.

Rolled 5 + 1

>>32460917

Rolled 8 + 1

>>32460917
herewego.jpg

>>32460934
FFFFF..

we have a karma point

we'll be okay

>>32460934
Already killing our start. And such a good start it was, nat 18 and everything.

>>32460934
Crack bitch strikes again. Karma it up.

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>>32460934
first roll of the tread

>>32460968
King of crackbitch

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>>32460934
Karma Y/N?

y

>>32461001
Y

>>32461001
N, JJ can survive a shotgun to the face, right?

>>32461001
N

>>32461001
Y

>>32461001

Voting No because I want to see JJ's "diplomacy"

I'll be outvoted anyway

>>32461014
No he can't.

>>32461001
N

Use the husband as human shield, come ON.

>>32461001

N

N

>>32461001
Y

>people are actively trying to kill JJ

>>32461001
Y

>>32461014
>survive a shotgun
maybe
>to the face
no

>>32461001
Yes, because we want to make a good impression on the first day of our job. Accidentally talking someone into killing her husband might be a fireable offense.

>>32461001
Y

>>32461001
Yes

>>32461001
Y

>>32461047
>implying JJ can die in chapter 2

>>32461001
N

>>32461001
>I may have slew him.
N

>>32461077
>implying plot armor

>>32461001
Wait, wasn't crit fail 2 or more ones?

Did we go back to normal crit fails?

>>32461001
Y

don't be stupid guys
we need this job

N

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>>32461077
>Implying he can't

>>32461001
N

>>32461098
Not for one bad roll.

Okay, it seems like a very (surprisingly) slight majority want to burn Karma.

KARMA BURNED.

Give me dat re-roll.

>>32461091
That is only when it deals with sense because we have senses level 5. Everything else is normal crit fails.

>>32461091
that's only for piano and senses

>>32461001
Y

is QTG invading?

number vote tiem?

>>32461091
It has always been one crit to fail.

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Rolled 11 + 1

chillax guys, even if we fail we can take the shot, probably.

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>>32461088
>implying lack of plot armor

Rolled 2

>>32461112

Rolled 15 + 1

>>32461112
Rolling

Rolled 18 + 1

>>32461112

Rolled 12 + 1

>>32461091
Only on senses rolls, because senses 5.

>>32461112

Rolled 1 + 1

>>32461112
Speechifying time

>>32461112
nice waste of a reroll fags

Rolled 1

>>32461112

>>32461140
Nice try

>>32461131
Aww yeah.

>>32461125
>implying lack of plot armor

Ha.

>>32461131

Fuck. Sorry, man, I was 1127

>>32461119
Has it ever occurred to you that you shouldn't burn karma every single time you can?

Rolled 9 + 1

>>32461126
You bastard.
>>32461131
>4th roll
>>32461126
YOU BASTARD.

>>32461131
Son of a bitch!
>>32461137
We critfailed she probably would have shot us on the spot.

>>32461153
>Mortal danger
>Not burning karma points

>>32461153
>Has it ever occurred to you that you shouldn't burn karma every single time you can?
Yeah, this was fucking dumb. There's like a 50/50 shot of failure on this roll, and it's one bad roll, it's not going to kill us instantly.

>>32461169
You really think she would have shot the both of them with that shutgun spread?

>>32461153
I agree sometimes you can't just hand yourself everything. Make it challenging.

>>32461131
the 11 wasn't linked!


>>32461153
there is a shot gun pointed at us.

even if we dodged it, its firing would attract police attention. all they gotta say is "There's a dirty mutie in our house!"

>>32461184
Shotgun spread is not that large.

>>32461192
This anon, is why you turn your dice off when not rolling.

>>32461192
>the 11 wasn't linked!

Crusty accepts non-linked rolls.

>>32461186
Moreover, it's not even a guarantee of success.

Save karma rerolls for DCs that aren't hella high.

>>32461167
"Hey-" *BLAM*
>Congratulations! You earned 0 x-points!
>Congratulations! You got a shotgun to the face!
I would actually find it funny to have the quest end like that momentarily as Crusty took a break for how to continue.

Pretty sure it won't be us in trouble. I think the Husband would be more up shit creek than we are.

Anyway, there is something hidden in the basement.

I theorize that their child had a fairly obvious mutation and they're hiding her.

They had to go full Ramsey Parents and claim she was kidnapped/fake a missing child. They let Blonde Phantom help because how would it look if they turned away people trying to help find their daughter? It would not look good at all.

So, it will soon be time to give them perspective.

They can afford to register.

They obviously want to keep their daughter safe.

Its time to give them a heart to heart once the truth comes out and get them to wise the fuck up.

>>32461192
This, people forget that a shotgun blast in a suburban neighborhood attracts attention.

Rolled 1

>>32461217

Nah

>>32461257
Pretty sure they'd have to hire the Blonde Phantom, isn't that the name of the detective agency?

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M-m-maybe she's going to shoot the lock off?

Hey Crusty, we have Fangs in addition to the Claws right?

>>32461257
Betcha she's chained up in the basement like an animal.


With a non-visible mutation, just parents freaking out about their kid being a monster.

>>32461285
No, I thought BP agency was doing this because one of the investigating officers tapped them to help with the supernatural aspects.

>>32461236
>I would actually find it funny to have the quest end like that momentarily as Crusty took a break for how to continue.
Most QMs will compensate for all player failure, but even of those who don't, they will generally require you to both make bad plans and have bad rolls in order to truly fuck you over.

But keep being paranoid as fuck about failure lurking around every corner, some QMs enjoy it.

>>32461217
That doesn't change anything about the odds of success.

>>32461257

Or Mrs. Soames called the agency to tell them that Mr. Girling is helping, but they say that there is no Mr. Girling affiliated with the Blonde Phantom Detective Agency.

Then she gets spooked, thinking we're some kind of government agent, X-Man, Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, etc. and gets the shotgun.

>>32461300
Yes, see that time we tried to buy phones, and like 10 other occasions.

>>32461300
...that's a call to social services that is.

>>32461310
Shhh. Probability don't real. Only dice gods.

>>32461301
You thought wrong.

>>32461319
meant to link >>32461299

>>32461257
or maybe they killed Tildie and buried her in the cellar but she's still alive and we heard the heart beat in the basement

>>32461321
Except in this universe social services would probably do worse.

>>32461328
No, that's exactly right.

Ok, so yeah. Let's summon Crusty to continue this along before we get too far on the sidetracks. Anybody know how to summon the god of homeless mutants? Maybe a free sandwich, spare change, a ritual involving a cardboard sign?

>>32461354
That's exactly wrong.

The case was "forwarded."

>>32267391
>The note also divulges the name of the officer who forwarded Tildie’s parents to the Blonde Phantom, and her department.

Suggestions on new songs for the playlists:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKL_ZoJQjc

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEwKz6YCEs

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU9lv_WqK6k

>>32461403
we should have built a snowman...

>>32461404
Did you honestly just try to link to the archives? How can you be that new?

>>32461448
>Did you honestly just try to link to the archives? How can you be that new?
Install 4chan X you retard.

>>32461448

It's surprising how many people do that.

>>32461448
...Dude, how can you?

>>32461127
>16
>high
>but not high enough

“Yeah…” You’re going to have to agree with Mr. Soames on this one. You’d rather not get shot. “Um… we kind of went from level zero to level shotgun here…”

She stares furiously at you. Like you’re about to explode, or something. Maybe if you weren’t intimately familiar with it, you’d think this was the I-know-what-you-are-mutie look, but it’s not. It’s more intimate and desperate than that. You find your words suddenly bumping into one another, knotting together in your throat – a big, useless lump of nothing. Very much like you yourself, actually.

“Quiet.” She mutters, her voice perilously low.

“…I can do quiet.” You say, imploringly. You’ve lowered your voice, right? Yeah. “I just don’t think”–

“Quiet!” She shrieks, brandishing the shotgun like a spear. You feel Mr. Soames stepping back beside you. She shakes the weapon in your direction, grinding her teeth. “Just be quiet! Just… just…”

Heart’s pumping like a furnace. Is that yours, or hers? Mortal terror tends to bleed everything into everything else…

You open your mouth.

That urgent, searing bolt of synaptic lightning arcs up your spine. She’s going to pull the trigger.

You shift your weight. The world tips to the side, and then explodes, the flash of the shot tearing across your vision. You feel it rip through your coat, tiny little teeth biting into your flesh, peppering the right side of abdomen with metallic pellets. For a second it doesn’t even hurt, but then you hit the ground, and the pain flashes through you.

You’ve been shot.

>[ ] Invisible, get out.
>[ ] Try to knock her down or something.
>[ ] Scream, swear, etc.
>[ ] Show your throat. She won’t shoot you again.
>[ ] Write in.

>>32461444
Our dark idol requires it to be built with Laura to function.

>>32461471
>>32461448
ITT: the blind accuse others of being shortsighted

>>32461482

Uhh, Crusty? The First Roll wasn't linked.

Rolled 15

>>32461482
>[ ] Try to knock her down or something.

>>32461465
Why? It's shit.

>>32461482
>Play dead.

>>32461482
>>[ ] Write in.
go invisible, kick down the basement door,leap down the stairs.

we are seeing what is in that basement

>>32461492
>linked status
>mattering
Where do you think you are?

>>32461482
>Show your throat.

>>32461482
Eat the bitch

>>32461482
>[ ] Invisible, get out.
Yeah, no, examining a room for a missing person's case did not include getting shot by the mom for the sign-up sheet.

Rolled 18 + 1

>[x] Scream, swear, etc.
FUCK LADY
>[X] Try to knock her down or something.
Or, more specifically, try to knock the shotgun out her hands.

>>32461482
>>[ ] Scream, swear, etc.

Rolled 7

>>32461492

He doesn't care about linked rolls, deal with the crack bitch rolls

>>32461501
It makes links to the archives work, among all the numerous huge and useful features. Are you trolling?

>>32461492
I've never differentiated.

>>32461482
>[ ] Try to knock her down or something.

>>32461514
I feel stupid. How does that discourage her again?

>>32461482
>>[ ] Try to knock her down or something.
Invisible first. Smash the gun.

>>32461482
>Invisible, break shotgun, enter basement.
I bet she's fucking down there. Caged up like an animal.

>>32461482
>[ ] Try to knock her down or something.

>>32461482
Invisible, basement door.

>>32461521
You're just taunting us with these 18's, aren't you?

>>32461492
Still counts, now work a way out of this.

>[ ] Scream, swear, etc.
>House wife execution killing? Nah.

>>32461482
Go invisible
>>[ ] Try to knock her down or something.

Bend the shotgun.

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>>32461518
This isn't the Scar man. That shit would have HEAVY repercussions, like 'Sentinels next week!' heavy repercussions.
>>32461534
like this?

>>32461482

>[ ] Write in.

PLAY DEAD

>>32461492
Just means people need to turn their damn dice off when rolls aren't being called for.

I'm looking at >>32461498 >>32461521 >>32461523


Knock that shit off.

Rolled 19

>>32461525

Plus, you know, it's the most efficient way to differentiate 1d20 rolls from 1d1 rolls

>>32461556

Seconded.

>>32461573
you're doing this out of spite aren't you

>>32461482
>invisible
Disarm or basement, whichever has more support.

>>32461573
Inline recursive quotes/reply chains are fucking incredible.

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>>32461568
fuck, why didn't I think of that. Gives us time to assess the situation.

>>32461601
They won't believe you're dead if you're not bleeding out.

>>32461482
>Go invisible, tase her, make sure she doesn't shoot us or her husband.

Rolled 3

>>32461571
Huh?

>>32461612
Dead people don't bleed, idiot.

>>32461612

We probably are bleeding out.

>>32461482
>[ ] Write in.
>>[ ]PLAY DEAD
>>[ ]Focus on healing NOW

>>32461622
You can't do the second thing and assure the third thing.

You have to disable/bend the shotgun first.

>>32461482
Get in the basement.

>>32461627
Turn off your damn dice.

Rolled 9

>>32461601

What's stopping the crazy ass housewife from double tapping our ass?

You know, with our strength I think we could be able to just crush the barrel of her shotgun, just like in my japanese animes.

I'm so glad JJ wasted that karma point, aren't you?

>>32461601
Because we'd probably crackbitch the possum-roll and make her double tap us.
That or we pull a classic Bugs Bunny and start screaming "Oh, I'm dyin', I'm dyin'!"

>>32461568
It might have been loaded with salt. If it was an actual shotgun round JJ would probably be dead or bleeding out. we only have level 1 armor

>>32461631
They do if they had only just been shot, you tool

Rolled 17

>>32461646
Why? What if theres a roll, I want to be in the first three.

>>32461655
see
>>32461646

>>32461665
>They do if they had only just been shot, you tool
If you are dead, your heart is not beating. If your heart is not beating, you don't bleed.

>>32461664
Unless they're on Supernatural, who the fuck loads their household shotgun with salt? Also we have Senses 5 and felt the pellets, so we would probably know if that was it.

>>32461666
You sure are a self-absorbed asshat, Satan.

You're making the thread look stupid and messy.

>>32461666
Because it's annoying and if it hadn't been done earlier we would have succeeded.

It takes half a second to type out, the only good way to make sure your rolls are counted is to keep the thread updated.

>>32461631
yes they do. If they died two seconds ago. What do you think happens to all that blood in you body? Do you think it instantly evaporates when your heart stops beating?

>>32461679
Pretty sure any opening on something containing fluids will allow for leakage, including blood from shotgun holes. Mostly forced out by gravity and whatnot.

>>32461679
well you obviously know fuck all physiology.

>[X] Invisible
>[X] Disarm

>Willpower Check
>DC15

Rolled 8

>>32461742

Rolled 1

>>32461742
Rolling

Rolled 14

>>32461742

Rolled 18

>>32461742

Rolled 11

>>32461742
FIGHT THE HUNGER GUYS

>>32461757

You're one of those assholes who always keeps his dice on aren't you?

>>32461679
Go and get a plastic jug of motor oil. Then poke a hole in it. The plastic jug doesn't have a heart pumping oil through it but the oil still comes out.

How can you be this dumb?

>>32461757
really now ?!

>>32461755
>>32461757
>>32461759
JJ Green: Mutant. Hobo. Elf. Humanitarian. Crackbitch.

Rolled 16

>>32461757

Well now

>>32461757
Really. REALLY.
Did our light-bending invisibility turn us into a disco ball as we put the shotgun barrel into our mouth?

>>32461757
crack bitching it up

Rolled 15

>>32461690
>>32461701
Whoa hey, who's the real self centered one if all you care about is your own pet peeves?? I don't see how a couple of number are that annoying anyway. Just don't look at my posts!

>>32461761
We dont have any hunger here.
This is more not to scream in pain.

>>32461767
Yes, a plastic jug is exactly the same as a complex circulatory system. And I'm the dumb one?

>>32461757
either we passed out or we lost our job. no way you can spin eating the clients, even if its self defense

>>32461760
every 4 roll mocks

>>32461757
Like, I'm really, SUPER glad people burned that karma point just for talking their way out!

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>>32461757
>1

Well, I'm done rolling for tonight.

>>32461760

And again I fuck it up for an 18.

>>32461766

Nope. I'm not nearly as bad as those guys.

>>32461679
Inertia. Gravity. Path of least resistance.
Basic logic.
Dead bleed until blood is too congealed.

>>32461773
Lizard-elf. Important distinction.

ITT:JJ Green no matter what the hell he is doing, will never stop rolling like a crack bitch.

>>32461802
The "path of least resistance" is for the blood to move up the veins towards the wound? In what fucking alternate universe?

>>32461783
Confirmed for troll. Nice try though, you had them going for a while.

Why didn't we try to tell her that our blood is highly explosive or something before she shot us?

>>32461688
Loading a shotgun with salt has been a thing since shotguns where invented. You load it with rock salt so that you can knock some one on their ass without killing them. My uncle has a shotgun loaded with rock salt in case anyone tries to break into his house.

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>>32461757
local mutie killed, hero mother saves husband from vicious attacker after breakin

Aww, I knew our recent string of not being a crack-bitch was too good to be true. I don't even blame the dice. This is our fault, really. We weren't taking enough anticrack precautions. We were too open.

>>32461664
It could be birdshot as well.
>>32461688
More people than you'd think, it will hurt like having your skin sandblasted off, but won't kill some drunk who accidentally wandered into your house.

>>32461781
Have you never participated in a quest before this thread?

Turn your dice off.

>>32461834
You want me to make an equally retarded statement? Here: take a water bottle. Put it on your desk. Remove the cap. Notice how the water doesn't all flow out?

Rolled 1

>>32461835
Because that is really really unbelievable.
Would you not shoot someone when they blurt that out?

>>32461865
HOLY SHIT, STOP IT, NEVER ROLL AGAIN!

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>this thread

>>32461865
If mutants and stuff existed in the world and were a part of life? Hell no I wouldn't shoot.

>>32461836
rock salt=lawsuit these days.

>>32461843
We need rehab. Or a new totem/offering to the dice gods.

>>32461836
>>32461851
I stand corrected. Those shotgun-bean bags aren't as commercially available, I guess? The point about the senses still stands though. And probably makes being shot even worse.

>>32461876
His first day as a detective is going stunningly.

Hey, I just went to get milk from the store and holy crap these rolls.

>>32461903
Better than being tried for manslaughter.

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I feel this is relevant,

>>32461918
that's why you live a a castle doctrine state, or get a shovel.

>>32461903

An unsuccessful lawsuit in every jurisdiction of the country

Everything can result in a lawsuit, anon. Most things can't win a lawsuit and would be tossed out through summary judgment and you would be awarded attorneys' fees instead

>>32461903
Better to leave no witnesses, yes.

Also [citation needed] I just searched for rock salt lawsuits and didn't get one except against mining companies?

Also
http://www.guns.com/2012/08/27/rock-salt-shotgun/
>Rock salt shotgun shells are something of an urban myth in the world of guns. People have often claimed that it’s an effective nonlethal round, but it’s hard to tell if there’s any truth behind the rumors. One of the problems is that Hollywood got its hands on it, so you end up with wacky scenes like this one:
Maybe they're just trying to sell you real bullets, but.

>>32461854
Yes, you have mastered the concept of gravity keeps things going down. Your trolling skills need work. I suggest you take that open water bottle, then set it sideways on your computer.

>>32461918
>manslaughter
>implying

Meybe, MAYBE in Jew York.

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so warp spasm or passing out from blood loss/pain?

I hope we awaken chained up in their basement instead of a squad car or in Soames entrails that we have just been recently devouring

>>32461962
>Yes, you have mastered the concept of gravity keeps things going down. Your trolling skills need work. I suggest you take that open water bottle, then set it sideways on your computer.
The circulatory system in a human in the supine position is not set to make all the blood flow out. Veins weave up and down, and anywhere they weave up is somewhere there won't be any spills from.

>>32461854
Not him but I just asked a former trauma surgeon, she said that it will bleed but it won't pump out, she compared it to poking a hole in a liquid filled bag.

John James Green. World's Greatest Detective

>>32461972
...the hell? Do I want to know where that came from, or why- what is happening?
I- ju- what?

>>32461984
Try it with a shotgun hole. Also, feel free to keep going. This is eating up time until Crusty returns with JJ's failures.

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>>32461972

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>1

You’ve often thought about how you’d react to being shot. Properly shot – not grazed or blasted in the arm or something. You’d imagine up different ways of keeping calm, difference sequences of action. Breathe, check wound, breathe, try to move legs, breathe, etc…

Turns out, the first thing you do is scream. You clench up your stomach, the pain lancing through you like a fire, and scream straight into the Soames’ carpet. You don’t think about anything. You hear shouting. You hear your own voice, trailing away into a hoarse groan.

“…Dear Lord, Martha, dear”

“…I didn’t… he startled me…”

“…first aid kit somewhere…”

“…didn’t mean to pull the trigger…”

You glance down at the wound. Blood flourishes through the torn mess of your jacket. Not as much as you expected, maybe, but still a lot. Bright and fresh. Sort of… orangey at the edges. Like rust. You have to get up. Have to get out of sight. Crawl. Fight. Escape. Survive.

You vanish, invisibility slipping over you, and hear the Soames gasp. You make a valiant attempt at heaving yourself up, but… but you just can’t. The pain is eating at all your thoughts. Tripping you up. Weighing you down. You feel yourself flicker back into reality.

“…one of them, oh Christ…”

“…Donald, Donald, what do we…”

“…going to bleed out in our house…”

The door swings open. You feel yourself shift, someone dragging you by your knees. The lights go out, or fall away, or something, and you tumble down a set of hard wooden stairs, landing in a heap. The air is thick with dust. Bruises everywhere.

Your eyes are heavy.

>[ ] Rest, you need to heal.
>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.
>[ ] Message someone. You have your phone.
>[ ] Write in.

>>32462031
Does imply a strange reason for Lauras attraction to JJ.

Just don't think on it too much.

>>32461947
>>32461954
>>32461964

New York has an explicit castle doctrine. Almost every jurisdiction in this country allows self-defense in your domicile so long as you are not a crazy motherfucker. Criminal prosecution is almost never a problem here and prosecutors don't want to go for "tough cases" since it fucks up their record anyway.

For jurisdictions that don't offer absolute liability from civil lawsuits, you have the comparative and contributory negligence defenses that eliminate essentially all of the liability.

Shoot a kid who knocked on your door to borrow some eggs? That wouldn't fall under negligence defenses since they did nothing wrong. Shoot a drunk who broke into your house? They were negligent.

>>32462060
>[x] Get up. Get up. Get up.

come on bitch, I want to see rock bottom

>>32462060
>>[ ] Message someone. You have your phone.
Call Laura.

>>32462060
>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.
She's trapped in the basement. We can't let her rot in there.

>>32462073

*absolute immunity from civil lawsuit liabilities

>>32462060
>>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.

>>32462060
>[ ] Rest, you need to heal.

>>32462060
>>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.
There is a little girl locked up in a basement.
We are not going to let that continue.

>>32462060
>[x] Get up. Get up. Get up.

>>32462060
>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.

Healing should have done its work by now.
Do it slow.

>>32462060
>[ ] Rest, you need to heal.
Well, healing factor gets a workout. Then we get a bustout.
>Might use our claws to dig out the pellets once we feel up to it.

>>32462060
Our employer

>[ ] Message someone. You have your phone.

>>32462060
>[ ] Rest, you need to heal.

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>[x] Get up. Get up. Get up.
Better than expected, actually.

>>32462117
>Healing should have done its work by now.
What? Do you think this is a paper cut or something?

>>32462060
>Get up
>Message blond phantom agency "Crazy mom shot me after I tried to take a look at their basement, pretty sure they're hiding something."

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>>32462060
>>[ ] Message someone. You have your phone.
>>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.

>>32462060
>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.

>>32462139

Yeah.

We can heal, and might be able to see their daughter.

>>32462060
>>[ ] Message someone. You have your phone.
Message the Detective Agency, they are likely the only ones of the people we know who even know where this place is.

>>32462060
Message our employers

>Soames hiding something. Pulled gun on me. Shot.

>>32462060
Ok, important question here. How long is the rest option? 5-minute breather lying on our side, or curl into a ball and take a nap?

>>32462060
>>[ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.

>>32462141
we can regenerate limbs over a few days to a week.

Singular pellet shots should start to be pushed out shortly.

>>32462173
I'm thinking we would take a little breather. Just long enough to stop bleeding. But everyone else wants to reopen what little our healing factor has already done.

>>32462079
>>32462088
>>32462093
>>32462112
>>32462114
>>32462117
>>32462139
>>32462145
>>32462151
>>32462179

>Willpower Check 2: Son of Willpower Check
>DC17

Rolled 3

I apologize for this roll in advance

Rolled 1

>>32462221

Rolled 10

>>32462221

Rolled 12

>>32462221

Rolled 4

>>32462221

I regret nothing

Rolled 20

>>32462221

Rolled 19

>>32462221

>>32462231
this is starting to get ridiculous not to mention really statistically improbable

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>>32462231

>>32462060
>“…one of them, oh Christ…”
And here I thought they knew already.

>>32462231
I wanted to rest and take a breather to heal, but noooooooo

You people wanted to roll AGAIN.

>>32462231
Oh my fucking god. I give up. There is no way to win this. I'm done.

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>>32462231
I don't even...

fuck it, lie down, bleed out and die. the dice command it

>>32462231
>ANOTHER 1

Well, at least it's not me this time.

>>32462231
>Crack Bitchining 3: Revenge of the Crack Bitch

Rolled 13

>>32462231
I'm starting to wonder if someone is doing dice+1d1?

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>>32462231

>>32462231
Man this is seriously not your day.

>>32462231
...

>>32462231
Stop it. Stop doing things.

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>>32462231
What in the actual fuck.

>>32462259

Yeah.

Taking a breather is fine after getting shot.

But apparently people wanna get on the move.

>>32462245
>>32462248
The fuck.
WHERE WERE YOU?

>>32462289
Typing in my dice+1d20 like a non-fag the Gods command me to be.

Not my fault you guys don't have the favor of the divine.

Guys can we just knock ourselves out and wait for Laura to come looking for us? She won't fuck it up like we will

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this is just depressing at this point, I might seriously need to take a break.

>>32462284
They went full paladin-white knight mugga mode. I'm one of the rest guys saying we should take a breather, marshal our strength, maybe dig pellets out of ourselves with a claw, then bust out having Barracuda as our spirit guide.

>>32462323
the nat 1 cares not for your actions or your motivations for them

>>32462313
looks like we just did.
>>32462306
If they showed favor for you, you'd have posted early enough to matter. They simply taunt you.

>>32462284
I can see the logic behind moving.

The longer JJ waits the more time they have to escape.

>>32462350
>I can see the logic behind moving.

I don't.

>>32462231
Okay, so we're not getting up any time soon. We SHOULD be okay before they come back to dispose of our corpse, right?

...RIGHT?

>>32462349
There is a difference between favor of the 4chan server and the dice gods.

>>32462284
Maybe not so much. The shotgun shot is sure to attract attention in an area like this
gotta keep moving

>>32462335
ANGG

You don't roll for just sitting on your ass resting.

Dice: The only way to win is not to play.

Rolled 1

>>32462335
Hey, my action was no action. I'm not one of the "But there's a kid who can't spend one more second in captivity so we could be healed enough to do something about it!" guys, nor one of the willpower rollers. But here's my roll despite me missing it.

>>32462365

They'll most likely call the Mutant Control Agency to pick us up.

>>32462365
hopefully they chuck us in the cellar with the other undesirable(s)..

>>32462392
hahahaha.

>1
>their daughter is hungry and eats us

How many other homeless kids have they fed to her you think?

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>>32462231

>>32462231
Out of all rolls in this thread there were 7 natural ones rolled out of 37 d20 rolls.

>>32462392
Turn your dice off please anon.

>>32462393
Any sort of investigation is going to bring heat on them too. If they want to keep their basement secret secret, they better not call the cops.

>>32462392
>Still have your dice on.

Here's hoping you get herpes.