>>32383800
>>Other.

All of the above

>>32383800
>>Why did you have to have blue hair?

I get that you're probably the house, but WHY

>>32383800
>Who are you?

>>32383800
> other
So...are you the physical embodiment of the house?

>>32383800
>Why did you have to have blue hair?

>>32383800
>Why did you have to have blue hair?

>>32383800
>>Why did you have to have blue hair?
Followed by
>>32383852

>>32383800
>Why did you have to have blue hair?
Plus
>>32383852

>>32383843
>>32383852
this mostly

Alright. Looks like some blue hair and are you my house/who are you.

Writing

>>32383800
>>Why did you have to have blue hair?

Yay more Harem Protag!

>>32383800
>Why do you have blue hair?
>Backtrack and apologize for being rude, then introduce ourself and politely ask for her name.

>>32384072
Glad to see you again Guide!

>>32384072
Just so you know, I've missed you.

>>32384289
sexually

>>32384289
I think we all missed Guide, glad to finally get my Harem Protag fix

>>32384313
Was it not implied?

>>32384336
Sometimes you gotta say these things out loud, anon.

>>32384348
I shall live in abject terror of the day when you decide to show how much you care about Guide.

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>>32383800
You sigh and put your head back down on the desk. You try to dredge up something, anything to care about besides what you’re about to ask her. You fail completely.

“So, I’m sure I’ll come up with something else shortly,” you say resignedly, “But I must ask, did you have to have blue hair? I mean really?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you liked it,” says the voice, changing pitch slightly in the middle, “I don’t have a set form.”

Looking up at where your mysterious visitor was, you now see a pale, white haired woman with red eyes, but still with a gentle, motherly smile on her face.

“Ok….” You say, several small things coming together in your mind, “I guess that means you aren’t human.”

It/she shakes her head no.

“So….” You rack your brains a little more, “I guess that makes you my house then, doesn’t it?”

She nods happily. “Yes,” she says clapping her hands together with a grin, “It’s so nice to have a master who isn’t scared of me the first time, it’s been so long since that happened.”

You stare at her some more, rather…bemused, at her attitude. “How old are you exactly then?” you hear yourself ask before you really think about it.

It’s here that…well, apparently your house, pouts at you. It’s not quite as effective as on somebody with a younger face, but it’s still endearing.

“You shouldn’t ask a lady such a thing,” she says, sounding more embarrassed than anything, “It’s not polite, especially to an older lady.”

“Sorry,” you say, actually meaning it, “That just kind of slipped out.”

She seems mollified by your apology and goes back to smiling. “Just as long as it doesn’t happen again,” she says in a slightly teasing tone.

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>>32384450
“So, uhm,” you say, “Do you have a name? I’m not sure I can just call you House…seeing as how you seem to be alive and all.”

“Oh I’ve had lots of names,” she says, swinging around in a circle, then turning to face you again, “But I don’t remember all of them. I believe…I believe this one was called Irisviel by the last people to live here,” she says, continuing her swinging before suddenly reaching out and giving you a hug, pulling you into her bosom, “Ooh it’s just so great to have people to take care of again!” she says happily.

Then Nanoha opens the door. She stops, face a little shocked as you eye her over your houses cleavage. Goddamn your life is strange.

>It’s not what it looks like.
>I didn’t do it!
>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?
>Other

>>32384436
Speaking of yandere, any plans on other characters fitting that archetype entering the picture?

>>32384472
>>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?

>Irie house

all of my yes

>>32384472
>>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?

>>32384472
>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?
Good old Snark.

>>32384472
>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?

>>32384472
>>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?

Though, I have to wonder, does she just not notice we're sleeping with several of the girls in the house? At the same time?

>>32384472
>I didn’t do it!

>>32384472
>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?
...buy two more slots.... we're seducing the house.

>>32384472
>Nanoha, have you met Iris yet?

>>32384472
>It’s not what it looks like.
then
>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?

>>32384538
She does. She's just also aware that they seem to agree on sharing. This one's new.

>>32384472
>Other
>Have you met our house yet?

>>32384559
No. You do realize that we don't need to buy the slots before we start wooing them. Right now none of the girls are even close to having enough affection points for the number of slots to matter.

>>32384472
>>Sigh. You think I’m a pervert again don’t you?
Seducing her's gonna put a whole new meaning to " If the house is rockin', don't bother knockin'", isn't it?

>>32384645
>we drill holes in the house to fuck it

>>32384629
that was a joke

>>32384645
One can hope.

My priority list for wooing right now is
Melodiana
Irie
Slendere

Alright, looks like you accept the fact that you're a pervert.

Just kidding.

Anyway, writing.

And I've missed you guys too, glad to see you're still eager.

>>32384651

You do realize that would be the equivalent of stabbing someone with a knife fo that you can fuck the wound, right?

>>32384651
I was thinking of using the mail slot, actually.

"Special delivery for a Mrs. House."

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Am I the only one still wondering why we didn't gain any points after the scene where Akeno told us that she was a devil and we were cool with it.

>>32384695
She might be a masochist

>>32384695
yes

She'll probably grow a special room just for that sort of thing, anyway.

>>32384710
I love you anon

>>32384472
>Other

"Don't mind me. Just exploring the house."

>>32384695
Would >>32384710's idea be a better alternative for you?

>>32384734
Would you just look at those arches

>>32384715
...you want our house to start randomly breaking on us? Burst pipes, electrical fires, etc.? Let's not go down that road.

>>32384686
We missed you too.

Rolled 91

>>32384734
yes yes gods below yes then introduce the house ( Irisviel)

>>32384745
Do the curtains match the carpet?

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>>32384715
Other way around anon.

>>32384784
>'no'

>>32384784
It fits more that way anyways.

I mean, our whole masochism thing was pretty evident from the lessons with Karasuba.

>>32384784
>Akeno and Irie get in a Dom-off

We really need to get to master physical quickly if we intend to survive this.

>>32384784
I'd like it but wouldn't talk about it.

>>32384812
There's a difference between hotbloodedness and masochism, though. we're a very subdued hotblood, but the fact remains.

>>32384773

Her hair's too long to be curtains, and too full.

They would be drapes, which is of course the word used in the original saying.

>>32384784
>a challenge
The idea of slowly bending her to our will sounds like jolly good fun

>>32384812
Eh, the male getting henpecked by the harem is an overused troop of the genre. And we're all about subverting tropes wherever possible.

>>32384836
I wouldnt call it "subdued" anon., and it give us Protag points so we cant complain.
also glad you are running Guide love your quest gonna follow it from now on.

Slender-chan when? Big talk when?

I appreciate you running this quest, Guide. Just wish you could run it more often so we could progress more. Still, I'd rather have more threads less often then try to blitz through this quest.

>>32384875
When was the last time John got sleep alone peacefully? Can't have encounters when the bed is full.

>>32384875
I wish guide would fast forward more. Like 5 or 6 threads ago, when we voted to do the dinner with the girls, I think we should've skipped to it immediately after the negotiations with the witchball team. Then the next day we would've gone out and explored, then maybe do our enchantment thing the next day.

John's days are too full for my liking.

>>32384851
Its supposed to be some kind of karmic balance to the one male getting all the girls. Having him be the more assertive partner in the relationship would imply bad things or something.

>>32384981
It's probably a bit endemic to quests; people want to have a choice in everything, so it drags on more than regular stories where the author has more leeway to make executive decisions about pacing.

>>32384981
That's true, to an extent. I think we're getting a little bogged down in the minutia of things for the amount of threads that Guide runs. If he were running three times a week, this would be an acceptable amount of detail, but he's not.

>>32384981
Let's solve this situation then;
>Have House Waifu help us set up and cook dinner, as well as gather all the important girls.

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I think we should get some interns. Like some of our nameless minions have to be at least passable at ENCHANTMENT! right? We could use some people to do grunt work.

>>32385084
I like your face.
Also your idea.

>>32385076
Then the nanohafags will get mad we're skipping her scene.

Though I honestly do just want to fast forward to the dinner.

>>32384450
>>32384472
>Switch from blue haired girl I don't know the name of to Irisviel
This might be one of the better decisions we've made thus far. Now I have to wonder if Kiritsugu is a teacher somewhere on campus.

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>>32384472
You sigh. You know exactly where this is going and have little hope of stopping it.

“I look like a pervert again, don’t I,” you manage to say, pulling away from your house’s, Irisviel’s, breasts before speaking.

Nanoha just nods at you, still frozen halfway into the room.

“I swear it’s not what it looks like,” you say, before your house runs over to Nanoha and pulls her into the room, pinching her cheeks like a small child.

“Oh you!” she says, acting just like a playful mom or aunt, “You should know by now that John here is a perfect gentleman. And besides,” she points at Nanoha seriously for just a second, “I’ve been meaning to talk to you. You need to watch where you shoot that Starlight Breaker thing of yours, I had to power up my fields just to stop the backblast from messing up my paint.”

At this point Nanoha seems to be mildly stunned, turning towards you for an explanation.

“She’s our house,” you say, “Or I guess more accurately our houses Avatar. I think she just showed up.”

“Oh yes, I’m sorry, I didn’t introduce myself yet, I’m Irisviel,” says your house, shaking Nanoha’s hand.

“Nanoha Takamachi,” your housemate finally manages to get out, “Are you really our house or is he just making things up again?”

“Oh yes, yes I am,” says, flipping through several different forms, including the blue haired one, just to prove her point, “I just managed to get my systems working again though, it’s been so long!” She spins happily on her heel again.

>>32384981
Lets just play this bit through.

>>32385084
>Isara
Why did you have to remind me? I'm still sad ;_;

>>32384981
We already had a fast-forward. I feel like what we have now, while unsatisfying with the amount of updates a week we get, is still better than this quest becoming more vague and us losing interest in a MC that does everything for us. Part of the level of choice we get is the quest itself; most often MC's don't have a choice. Going deeper, this quest is a bit of a power fantasy for anyone whose had to suffer thorough a dense mc in a harem series. As much as the wait kills us, it's nice to exert this level of control over a series. Still, I wish Guide could update more often; but life isn't usually that cooperative.

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>>32385112
Nanoha eyes your happy house warily for a little bit, but then turns back to you.

“Anyway…” she says, “Two things. The first, Kaname says “Everything is ready,” and that you’d know what that means. Second, I had a request for you.”

You nod. “Sure.”

“If you can, seeing as how you’re Mr. Enchantment, I’d like you to make me a new wand,” she says, holding up the one you usually see her with, “It’s not keeping up with me the way it used too.”

“Alright,” you say, “I don’t know much about wands, but I’ll try.”

“Thanks,” she says, nodding and looking warily at Irisviel, who’s still dreaming off into the sky, before leaving the room.

Looks like you’re mostly free at the moment.

>Go talk to…(Harem, Friends, other.)
>Do…(Study, Runes, Workout, etc.)
>Timeskip to dinner.
>Other.


>>32385084
I'm still playing that game. Just got the DLC. Stupid Sega...

>>32385084
I want her in this quest just so we can save her.

>>32385084
no, anon. we need different squads, each lead by a different girl, each with their own specialty. we'd have an enchanting corps,a squad to Summon troops, Mystic support squad, and Casting artillery

>>32385152
>>Timeskip to dinner.

>>32385152
>Work on her wand

>>32385152
>>Timeskip to dinner.
Our actual harem members haven't been getting much spotlight for a long while now.

>>32385152
>Timeskip to dinner.

>>32385152
>Timeskip to dinner.
Though, I would like to know exactly what we came up with for the witchball team.

>>32385152
>Make new wand
I mean, we're here already anyways. Plus, I still want to look over the schematics Guide left us on a cliffhanger about. Still hoping it's an Infinite Stratos.

>>32385152
Time for the talk with the harem. Needs to happen sooner rather than later.

>>32385152
work out with the harem, making small talk and maybe focusing on one if an interesting topic comes up.
make sure to invite Karasuba to dinner.

>>32385152
>Do…(Study)
>Timeskip to dinner.
Should probably get some studying in, but it'd be terribly boring to read a description of it.

>>32385152
>Go talk to [Harem]
->Introduce our House to them

>>32385152
>Do… Workout
>Timeskip to dinner.

>>32385220
+1 to inviting

>>32385152
It lives!
>>Do…(Study, Runes, Workout, etc.)
Study the basics of wandmaking.
Not really a Nanoha fan, but it lets us learn more about enchantment. Which gets us closer to making Sandal look like an amateur.

>>32385152
>Timeskip to dinner while working on wand to pass time.

>>32385231
Wait, the idea was to have dinner with our harem, including karasuba. If she isn't invited that's missing the point.

>>32385152
>Timeskip to dinner.
Work on the wand to pass the time, invite the house to dinner to introduce her.

>>32385152

ENCHANTMENT!

>>32385152
>Timeskip to dinner.

>New motherly-type girl
I'm conflicted. On one hand, I like motherly characters. On the other, if she's motherly, then there's a chance she'll try to take over cooking.

>>32385247
i just wanted to make sure, since she's the only one who doesn't live with us yet, and excluding harem members from dinner would make me sad

>>32385283
Irie isn't the cooking type.

>>32385283
I've got something for her to cook... Riiight here.

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>>32385311
Is it biscuits?

Alright, timeskipping it is.

I'd like to say, I'm aware of my slow pace, both in thread and thread pacing. I'm trying to pre-write more, but I'm naturally a little bit of a slow typist and work has been hammering me with late nights.

That being said, I don't want to speed up too much or I feel we'll lose some of what the quest has been built up as.

Anyway, back to writing!

>>32385339
No its my cake she can make deserts

>>32385339
For some reason the carnival phantasm version of shirou makes that even funnier, he just looks so innocent

>>32385359
your pace is good, i think people are just excited to focus on our actual harem again, since its been a bit

>>32385152
Hold on a second, she uses a wand? Is this like DnD style wand where it hold the spell itself, or is it like a focus for spells to make them stronger/more precise?
Either way, maybe we should consider making one for us?

>>32385381
Once again /tg/ shows it has the attention span of a magpie on speed.

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>>32385359
It's cool bro, we love you, and we'll banter between ourselves in the meantime.

Also; When do we meet... Best Girl?

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>>32385381
I dunno. I've never watched Nanoha and my notes aren't up at the moment.


Yes I'm a bad person.

>>32385381
If it's anything like Nanoha's series, it's a focus/amplifier.

To preserve our sanities, we should probably refrain from research into how to add a magazine feed to a wand.

>>32385402
We already have

That's kaede's true form

>>32385413
Eh. The series was ok. Though Nanoha should really be a lesbian if you want to carry over her personality.

>>32385400
It's just between post banter. I just thought it was something to consider, if not now then later when we need a boost for an upcoming fight.
>>32385413
S'cool Guide.
>>32385419
>I am now picturing a machine gun that is belt fed wands.

>>32385450
For all we know she could be. We've only talked to her like twice.

And, the second rule of anime; All lesbians are secretly bisexual.

>>32385489
Not in nanoha-verse

>>32385451
>I am now picturing a machine gun that is belt fed wands.
It'd be less destructive than Raising Heart when Nanoha is in a "Maximum Power Total Destruction" mood. She makes stuff go boom.

>>32385489
In MGLN? Where the male characters have been basically put on a bus?

>>32385498

That universe operated under the opposite; All straight girls are secretly lesbian

>>32385520
Wait, there are straight girls in that universe?

Need to make her cannon Raising Heart.

>>32385532

Presumably at least until Nanoha was born.

Afterwards it's a bit up in the air.

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>Wands amplify magic power
>Activating it also makes the wielder go through a magic-girl transformation, dressing them up in a frilly dress
We Korean Desk Car now.

>>32385584
I'm not against doing this.

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>>32385584
I'd prefer pic related

>>32385584
>>32385669
why not both?

>>32385669
But that's not harem-antics-y enough. Give us a few moments with the wand, we might be able to work something out. I'm joking about most of this, but who knows what Guide will do.

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>>32385584

In before one of them merges with some poor girl's prosthetic leg and everything goes to shit because of it.

>>32385699
Pretty sure a frilly magical girl dress does not mesh stylistically with murder armor.

>>32385711
If he's swinging excalibur 2.0 and cutting through your forces like butter, I don't think anyone will be thinking about how meshed his outfit is.

>>32385736
Oh, they'll be thinking about it. As they lie there, dismembered limbs twitching in front of them, their last thought will be 'How could he possibly think a frilly pink miniskirt would work with that black armor?"

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>>32385152
You’re a little tired, but while you’re in here you decide to take a look at wand making, something which Irisviel is oh so happy to help you with, several books flying off some shelves and landing in front of you.

“It’s been so long since I’ve had someone tinker around inside me like you do! It’s so much fun!”

You never thought you’d see the day when you’d have to wonder if your house was making a pass at you.

After an hour or two looking through basic wand prep, nothing too complicated really, just enough to get you started; you smell dinner and pack up, heading for the kitchen.

Inside you see Kaname cooking once again, with a little help from Chris it seems, while Akeno and Tatsuko are setting the table. You look around for Karasuba, at least until you feel a presence behind you, half a second before she says “Boo,” causing you to jump just a bit.

“Hello to you too,” you say, heart beating several beats faster per minute.

“Hello,” she says cheerfully, moving and taking a seat at the table, rather relaxed at the moment, “I was surprised, when your friends called,” she says, nodding to Kaname, “But I couldn’t turn down the offer of free food.”

“Yeah,” you say, looking at Kaname as she brings what looks to be some kind of roast out of the oven. She nods, letting you know that everything is still ready. Everyone takes their seats, with you at one end and the girls around the sides.

>>32385711
>>32385736
>>32385760

I just had the mental image of Master Chief wearing a tutu over his armor and getting sassed as he's wrecking shit.

Like, he's fighting a bunch of seriously camp-gay aliens.

>"Is this guy serious Claude?"
>"I refuse to believe anyone who thought THAT scarf would go with THAT Chail-Gun is serious about anything, Dwayne."

>>32385791

Dun dun dun

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>>32385760
Who the hell are we fighting, /fa/?
>Pic related

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>>32385791
The “null” field hasn’t been activated yet and it looks like Kaname and Akeno are waiting for your signal. There are a couple of ways you could do this. First, you could activate it right here and now, which will leave the whole dinner open, which might be a bit sudden but will give you the most time. Second, you could have them activate it in the middle of dinner, possibly alerting you if someone changers personality mid conversation. Lastly, you could activate it at the end of dinner, when everyone will be full and relaxed, letting their guard down.

>Nod at your girls, let’s get this over with.
>Lets serve the food first at least, let’s see what happens.
>Wait until afterwards, they won’t freak out as much.
>Other.

>>32385791
>“It’s been so long since I’ve had someone tinker around inside me like you do! It’s so much fun!”
L-lewd.

>>32385814
>do it nao

>>32385814
>>Nod at your girls, let’s get this over with.
It might be more awkward at the start, but this way gives everyone more time to relax.

>>32385814
>>Nod at your girls, let’s get this over with.

>>32385814
>Nod at your girls, let’s get this over with.
So bold.

>>32385814
>>Wait until afterwards, they won’t freak out as much.
Food is sacred. Let us enjoy our lovingly prepared meal first.
THEN do it.

>>32385814
Wait till after.

>>32385814
>Nod at your girls, let’s get this over with.
that way we can have a nice "what do you want out of the show?" chat while eating

>>32385814
>Lets serve the food first at least, let’s see what happens.

>>32385814
>>Nod at your girls, let’s get this over with.
I can see the point of being circumspect about this, but at the same time I'd like to be forthright. Part of the reason I voted for this was to let Tatsuko know she wasn't alone, and I think doing that before dinner is worth it.

>>32385814
>>Wait until afterwards, they won’t freak out as much.

>>32385814
Oh wow, it's been so long that I forgot what we were doing this meeting for. Are we trying to find out who's sentient and who's not, or something else?

>>32385814
>Nod at your girls, let’s get this over with.
aw shit son.

>>32385971
That is indeed the motive behiind this dinner.

>>32385971
>Are we trying to find out who's sentient and who's not
That's exactly what we're doing.

Looks like you're doing this now.

Writing.

>>32385831
You liked it.

>>32385971
I think all of the girls currently in the room are confirmed sentient, and we're meeting to figure out how we want things to proceed.

in any case, [X] Do it now.
Allows for a cut in during dinner, less suspension of disbelief.

>>32385971
that, plus we should eat dinner with the girls whenever we can

>>32386007
No, only Akeno and Kaname are confirmed.

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>>32385814
You nod at Kaname and Akeno, you want to get this over with and done, both so that you can start to figure out where to go from here and because perhaps treating it like a Band-Aid is the right idea. At least this way you won’t have to feel awkward because you spent too much time talking to a construct.

At your nod, you see both Kaname and Akeno focus on something briefly, then you can actually feel the room become…unwatched, you guess. Like there’s something lacking, like you have the past few times you were in something like this.

Kaname and Akeno react how you expect, with eyes glancing around at the other girls, watching to see how they react.

The first, not surprisingly, is Karasuba. But what is surprising is the way she reacts.

For one, you can also feel the vague murderous instinct that seems to always come from her disappear, it’s just gone. Secondly, she relaxes considerably and throws her arms back, stretching in a large arc.

“Oh thank god,” she says, back popping, “I thought I was going to have to keep that stick up my ass the entire show.” It’s here that she stops stretching and comes back, looking at you, Kaname and Akeno with eyes open normally, unlike her usual mildly lidded ones.

“So which one of you is it, hmm? Because I owe you a drink or three.”

“All of us,” you manage to say, surprised that she outed herself so fast.

“Really?” she says, looking at the other two, who nod, “Oh, good. I guess that means most of us have a brain then.”

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>>32386525
Glancing at Tatsuko, you wonder if she’s also sentient. She’s currently in the middle of cutting a slice of the roast for herself, completely unconcerned about what you’re talking about. It makes you concerned for a little, at least until she looks up at you and gives you a quizzical look.

“What?” she asks, finishing taking a slice and putting it on her plate.

“Do you know what’s going on?” you ask her, still a little concerned by her lack of reaction.

She nods, messy hair still drooping in her face.

“So you know we’re in a show?”

Another nod, still unconcerned.

“And you’re not worried about that at all?”

She shakes her head no, taking a bite before speaking. “Friends,” she says, nodding at all of you, including Karasuba.

Huh. It looks like some things never change. Especially Tatsuko.

Finally you look towards Chris, who’s been rather silent. You find out why. She appears…blurry. Part of her seems to be moving and going through the motions of whatever dinner the show happens to be having at the moment, while the other part is wavering in and out of solidity, with her never staying long enough for her mouth to form words.

“What the hell?” you say, trying to figure out what’s going on.

“I…I think she’s stuck,” says Akeno, looking closely at her, “Like part of her is aware and part of her isn’t.” She reaches out to touch Chris, but is stopped by Kaname.

“Don’t touch her, something might happen to you,” she says worriedly, glancing at you before turning back to examine Chris again.

You can see Chris struggling, trying to come with you. But something’s holding her back. Even Karasuba and Tatsuko are looking at her now with a little worry.

Kaname looks at you, unsure as to what to do.

>Touch her, see what happens.
>End the null field she looks like she’s in pain.
>Try and pull her through with protag points. (? Points)
>Other

>>32386564
>Try and pull her through with protag points. (? Points)
20 points

Chris will always be best girl.

>>32386564
>>Touch her, see what happens.
Yeah, was kinda afraid Chris wasn't all there. She's had the least presence of all the girls in the harem.

Was kind of expecting more of a reaction from Tatsuko, though.

Still, poking dangerous things is what we do, so why stop now?

>>32386564
Oh, shit. This is serious. Though, how can she be only partially aware? Is it because she's been around us so much she's picked up on things? This should be a focus of research for later.

>Try and pull her through with protag points. (20 Points)

>>32386564
>>Try and pull her through with protag points. (50 Points)

>>32386564
>Try and pull her through with protag points (50)

>>32386564
>Touch her, see what happens.

>>32386564
> Try to pull her through with protagonist points
Let's do 40. Substantial amount, but leaves us with a solid buffer.

>>32386564
>End the null field she looks like she’s in pain.

Not willing to blow an unknown number of protag points on , and touching her is mind-bogglingly stupid.

>>32386564
>Try and pull her through with protag points (?)
50 points

>>32386627
>>32386628

Jesus. 50 is overkill. 30 got us an end-of-the-world everything-is-blowing-up morning. let's tone it down with the worried waifuism and look at it rationally.

>>32386564
>Touch her, see what happens.
I vote for doing a stupid thing.

We should really stop trying to fix everything with protag points.

>>32386564
>Try and pull her through with protag points. (20 Points)

>>32386564
>Try and pull her through with protag points. (20 Points)
50 is a bit much, we can give a shot with 20.

>>32386663
What, and break tradition?
Plus, it's our only real influence on the characters in the show

>>32386663
That's what they are there for.

>>32386564
>Hug her, see what happens

Shes in our harem, right? Stands to reason that she would react most to our touch, a hug especially effective.

>>32386684
ugh.
It's _That_ Guy

>>32386655
We are granting another being full sentience. That is something more substantial than aiding by the rules of this fantasy world.

>>32386564
>Protag points (30)
A good middle-line. Not overkill like 50, but still enough, considering 30 earned us a morning so crazy we could practically see Ron Paul watching us from the window.

>>32386564
Guys, I really don't think trying to use a power that works by enforcing the rules of the show to escape the bounds of the show is a particularly good idea.

It sounds like it would backfire, spectacularly.

>>32386564
>Touch her, see what happens.
Fuck protag points. They're just a crutch.

>>32386689
>>32386703
We're doing something outside of the show. Using Protag points given to us by the show to try to break it is a bad idea.

>>32386722
>enforcing the rules

wut

Protag points are there to break the rules of the show. See our bullshit swordsmanship.

>>32386684
Don't Jew out on this.

>>32386710
I sort of want to do this now. My reasoning is that if we use protag points, that means we're relying on the show, which we are currently fazed out of, to fix it for us. What's to say that doesn't make the fact we're sentient a plot point of the story?

>>32386564
>Touch her, see what happens.

>>32386741
No, the protag points gave us an in-show justification for our bullshit sword powers, and again with our cooking abilities.

This is something different entirely.

>>32386757
That's a good point.

I'll change from this>>32386622

May the POWER OF LOVE pull us through.

>>32386710
Yeah, I can see something cheesy like this working.

>>32386757
This does actually make sense. Let's see what happens.

>>32386710
Might as well go with this. We can't keep throwing points everywhere all the time and i feel like we should do this on our own.

>>32386564
>Touch her, see what happens.
The other girls didn't need points to become sentient I don't see why she does.

>>32386626
changing from this to
>>32386710

Alright.

It's close but swinging in different direction, so I want to have another quick vote.

1. Hug her.
2. Spend points.

>>32386710

Agreed, we must hug her so that our love will liberate her from the trappings of the show.

>>32386827
1

>>32386827
1

>>32386827
1

>>32386827
1

>>32386827
1

>>32386827
2

>>32386827
1.

>>32386827
1

>>32386827

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>>32386710
If there is one thing that anime has taught me it's that hugs fix everything.

>>32386827
1

>>32386827
1

>>32386719
Changing to
>>32386710

And the hive mind rears its terrifying head once again.

>>32386827
1

So, yeah.

Hugs it is.

This one might take a bit, not sure.

>>32386827
2.
Save the girl

>>32386827
1

>>32386885
It took us a minute to get back into the swing of things, though.

>>32386885

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED

>>32386906
Through hugs, unity.

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>>32386879
I realized how slow I am litterally just as I hit enter.
Oh well, at least hugs still won.

>>32386894
>This one might take a bit.

aw shit,,,

>>32386938
Not sure if bad...

>>32386938
>inb4 we just killed chris

>>32386950
The power of love was a lie!

>>32386885
I think there was justification for not invoking PP, though. If we use it, thus allowing it to enter the domain designed specifically to repel it, it may invoke some nasty conflict of interests.

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>>32386827
Chris is dead, nigga.

And her dad will kill us next, protag or no.

>>32386950
Sudddenly, in middle of an episode, a main character dies off camera for some unexplained reason.

>>32386938
We've created a glitch in the matrix. I hope you're read, Mr. Galt.

>>32387000
a reason that can never truly be explained.

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>>32387000

>>32387008
Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>32387000
No, but the show will take her from us for in show reasons, and we'll face the worst things the show can throw at us. We'll be ntr'd for the main antagonist.

>>32387000
So our noodle incident actually killed someone.

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>>32387033
Please Guide, I know we get away with a lot of shit, but not Chris. She was the first; please not her.

>>32386894
>This one might take a bit, not sure.
In a good way?

or in a 'fuck they just broke the quest, how can I salvage this' way?

>>32387096
I... I think I would actually cry...

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>>32387125

>>32387118
Just unexpected. Nothing's broke.

>>32387125
Nah, her death would galvanize us to build an army, take control of the show and resurrect her.

for 2 threads, then we'd forget about her

>>32387147
Welp, panic's over guys.

False alarm.

>>32387156
I didn't say nothing was going to happen though.

>>32387156
>needing a reason to panic

To be this new again.

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>>32387156
He never said it wasn't bad, just unexpected.
We may have fucked up in an unexpected way.

>>32387147
You should have put "yet" at the end of that sentence.

>>32387153
no anon. That's in quests and shows with monogamy. in harem things, nobody is forgotten

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>>32387156
>>32387166
NONONONONONONONONONONO

>>32387153
We Hollow quest redux now?

>>32387204
Its ok, anon, we can just throw protag points at it. Bitches love protag points.

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>>32387166

>>32387156
one of our girls is in danger. like hell the panic's over

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>>32387166

Now that this is relevant, now would be a good time to ask.

In an earlier thread, one guy mentioned that under Waifu Quest mechanics, we would be required to burn points to defend against Genre shifts or horrifying plot twists. While he was shouted down because he wanted the quest to be a standard harem anime with no action, I'm interested in whether or not this would be a thing.

I doubt that most of the players in the quest would be happy if the quest suddenly turned into School Days or Abnormal-Kei Joshi with no way to stop it.

>>32387226
>>32387204
It's really easy to freak us out, isn't it?

>>32387261
If guide wants to turn it into School Days, it's not like burning PP would help.

>>32387264
Never mess with /tg/'s waifus. Especially ones we all like.

Especially if its probably our fault.

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>>32387264
Its just me freaking the fuck out. I suggested the hug and now I might have destroyed Chris. I can't handle that responsibility.

What happens if the MC loses his sentience?

>>32387309
I thought Chris was pretty low on the popularity poll? She just sort of fell into the harem and hasn't really done anything memorable since.

>>32387323
Then we turn this quest into story time.

>>32387315
Don't worry, If you fucked up we'll make your end slow and painful.

>>32387309
this
its worse because Guide writes well, so you can't help liking them

>>32387325
True. But she also isn't actively disliked by anyone. At least, no one who's voiced an opinion in several threads.

That goes a long way for collective /tg/ popularity.

>>32387315
Relax anon, it's entirely possible all you've done is doom us to the same halfway state as her.

Constantly playing out a role, dimly aware in the recesses of our mind that we are nothing more than a slave, our deepest self screaming for release, unheard by our unwaking mind.

So there's that, at least.

>>32387333
so, it would turn from questfaggotry to writefaggotry?

>>32387325
There isn't a waifu we don't like. While she may not be the number one for many, she's still pretty high.

>>32387354
Thanks for showing us the bright side, anon!

>>32387325
Just because she's not everyone's favorite doesn't mean they don't like her. In fact, I don't think anyone here specifically dislikes her.

>>32387325
I don't know why, but she's my favorite. maybe only second to Tatsuko.

>>32387354
Well. That's comforting.

>>32387354
I'm not sure how that would work. We, the players, are too aware of what's actually going on. We would meta the shit out of everything.

>>32387325
that implies there's a waifu in this quest we don't like though

>>32387396
Kaede.

>>32387396
Kaede, Junko, the brown chick with the tank

>>32387396

There are a couple of fringe cases we have mixed feelings on.

Kaede's a good example. Junko might be considered another.

>>32387396
There's Juuko, or Junko, whichever it is.
You see? I can't even remember her name. Speaking of her, though, she's not here. Shouldn't we try to confirm whether she's sentient or not too?
>>32387404
Not sure if Kaede's here or not either. And what about Iris?

>>32387404
>>32387409
What the hell is wrong with you? It's like you don't even what to turn her straight.

>>32387425
Only the ones officially in our harem are here.

>>32387430
I don't. At all.

>>32387409
not waifus, hopefully never will be

>>32387438
They aren't harem members but, barring the chick with the tank, they are somebody in this quest's waifu.

>>32387430
nope

>Guy says we have no mixed feelings over Waifus.
>Post a list of disputed cases.
>Argument over whether or not they are/will be waifued commences.

On the one hand, you've done an excellent job of illustrating my point.

On the other, you've done an excellent job of illustrating my point.

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Well, honestly you’re not sure you want to try and use your powers here, seeing as how they’re for in the show and you’re currently very specifically NOT in the show, so you do what you normally do. The crazy thing.

Standing, you move towards Chris, who’s still frozen in her chair. Kaname looks at you as you approach.

“What are you doing?” she asks as you get close to Chris.

“I’m going to hug her,” you say simply, trying to figure out the best way to do this.

“You’re what?!” she says, clearly shocked by the very suggestion.

“I’m going to put my arms around her and see what happens,” you say in the tone of voice reserved for specifically annoying people by pretending they’re dumb enough to not know what you just said.

“I KNOW THAT!” she says, “What I don’t get is why you think…” she stops, as Tatsuko puts her hand on her shoulder and shakes her head.

“Let him,” she says, nodding at you.
Akeno and Karasuba look between the three of you, but both of them nod in agreement.

“Fine,” Kanme says, a little worried sounding, “Just don’t get hurt.”

You nod, before turning to Chris and then suddenly reaching forward and hugging her.

>>32387450
I sort of like tank chick. Yankee dere is the sweetest dere, if we ever actual find the "dere" part.

>>32387497
Best yandere

>>32387497
Plus if we get her we get a fucking tank
That's already more than enough reason to go for it

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>>32387496
You hear a roar, see nothing but darkness. You’re falling, falling fast. But you’re also standing still, you see many colors, some you couldn’t describe with words if you tried. It goes on for an eternity, but stops within a split second.

Suddenly your world clears up. You have solid stone beneath your feet; your sword is by your side. Behind you is a door, solid wood, it looks heavy. In front of you, you see Chris, kneeling and held to the ground by a set of heavy chains around her wrists and ankles. She looks like she’s stressed and maybe in a bit of pain, but she hasn’t been visibly abused at least. The rest of the room is shadows, no visible walls or ceiling, despite

She sees you, relief appearing briefly on her face, then concern. Her mouth makes movement, but you can’t hear anything. She struggles briefly, but can’t move and an apparent attempt at yelling doesn’t seem to do very much either.

You step forward, eager to help Chris.

But as you do, you see something from the shadows dart out at you. You barely manage to dodge in time and don’t even see it; it’s gone before you can get a look at it.

“Haha, hahahahahahaha!” laughs a voice in complete evil maniac mode, “You did it, you actually did it. I thought you might’ve been smarter than that, but nooo! You fell for the oldest trick in the book, the damsel in distress.”

You have your sword out, on guard and looking around as the voice echoes around the strange room, you can’t get a good read on it.

>>32387514

Honestly, I could see the Yank type character as Goudere.

Which would be fucking incredible in this quest. I'm not sure we could handle it.

>>32387496
>>32387533
AW SHEEEEEEEIIIIIT

>>32387533
Oh gods and goddesses ....

>>32387533
Oh wow, hello mr.antagonist.

>>32387533
Guide, you're going to break my F5

>>32387533

>You fell for the oldest trick in the book, the damsel in distress.

At least we didn't get in a land war in asia or bet against a sicilian when death is on the line.

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>>32387533
“I hate you,” says the voice, venom dripping from every word, “I hate you more than you can possibly know.” Another flash, this time you manage to parry with your sword, causing something to bury itself in the ground beside you before quickly vanishing in the light.

The voice laughs again. “So you do have some real fight in you. Yes, yes, make my victory even sweeter!”

This time several of the objects flash out. You manage to dodge a few and parry one, but another gives you a good slice across your side.

>-1 wound.

There’s another deep cackle. “Yes, yes, bleed, bleed. I want to see the light leave your eyes!”

Even as you see Chris struggle and strain against her bonds, you block another shot at your head. It’s here that you realize suddenly that you may not be within the schools anti-death field anymore.

“What’ll it be hero,” taunts the voice, “Save the girl or your life?” Several more of the attacks come, herding you towards the door.


>Chris is what’s important, get to her!
>Fuck this, go through the door, get reinforcements.
>Try and talk to whatever it is.
>Other

>>32387533
oh my god we found the plot. and it hates us

>>32387578
>>Chris is what’s important, get to her!

>>32387578
>>Chris is what’s important, get to her!

She might be able to help, too.

>>32387578
>>Chris is what’s important, get to her!

>>32387578
>Chris is what’s important, get to her!

No diplomancing the waifu-thief /tg/!

>>32387578
>Chris is whats important, get to her!

>>32387578
>Chris

>>32387578
>Chris is what’s important, get to her!

>as if there were any chance of us not going for our waifu first

This is why I love you sons of bitches. I love this white-knightery.

>>32387578
>>Chris is what’s important, get to her!
This is what the bad guy wants us to do, but damn it. Its the right thing to do.

>>32387601
>>32387602
>>32387603
>>32387604
>>32387606
>>32387606
>>32387617
>>32387618
>"You fell for the oldest trick in the book, the damsel in distress.”