>>32383337
>See your Demogirl

>>32383337
>TURN ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW
Oh Snap!

>>32383337
>TURN ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW
Wildcard bitches!

>>32383337
>TURN ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW

>>32383337
>TURN ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW
CNN!

>>32383337
>>TURN ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW

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>>32383337
>TURN ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW

So our new car has a spot for an A.I. right? So why don't we put K-Zwolf in the car, while Producer Direct Controls K-Zwolf's empty chassis?

>>32383605

Because wolf AI =/= car AI

>>32383605
I am thinking more KITT from knight rider vibe here.

K-Zwolf if far more useful in his own droid body.

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(I have returned from the dead! But seriously, I had to stay in the hospital for a bit...)
Gentlemen, it appears that some of the idols of Clover Entertainment have...boyfriends... If we do not stop this immediately, irreparable damage will be inflicted upon the world order. Here to elaborate, Dr. Bartholomew Konengulus.
(1/3)

>>32383655
As you know, if one were to teach a child a skill from an early age for each generation, their collective knowledge increases exponentially. People like Mozart who learned from his father, who in turn learned from his father, and so on and so forth. Should Rochelle ever bring a child into the world, that child would quickly become the world's greatest gamer. This child will have enough skill that they shall be now designated as "The Last Starfighter", a person who is so skilled in games that they actually learn the skills portrayed in the game world; even though we had spent decades and countless taxpayer's dollars in order to make games that keep the masses distracted from our goals. "The Last Starfighter" would become the ultimate supersoldier, a genius who would would have accelerated learning capabilities and can analyze data in an instant.

This may seem to be a disaster, but we haven't even mentioned the upcoming catastrophe that Cole would bring upon the world.

Our best paid speculative scientists believe that should Cole ever achieve an orgasm, she will subconsciously create an Electro-Magnetic Pulse equivalent to five nuclear explosions. This is more than enough to cause the entirety of Delta City's power grid to be plunged into a Black Out, and fry every single unshielded electronic device. The resulting anarchy would be too much for our forces to handle!
(2/3)

>>32383665
Stampingston: Dear god, I suggest we send a thousand man task force funded by untold millions of dollars dedicated to cock blocking their boyfriends if they get in the mood.
(3/3)

>>32383337
>TURN ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW
Have a coffee. Watch the news

>>32383665
Oh thanks Tribunal! Now my sides have taken off once more. You know how long it was for them to come back?

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>>32383665
I wonder what each of our idol's kids would be like.

>>32383337
>Other
Since its Memorial day, reminisce (flashback) to your time in the Army and the people your have had the pleasure of working with. Try not to cry, then cry

For those who haven't seen Ace Combat Infinity, spoilers below:

Looks like we'll be taking the fight to USEA as ISAF one more time...

Other things that we need to consider/do very soon:

-Contact the Producer of the Magical Girls to see what we can do to work together

-Begin hacking into Rose entertainment. We've basically drawn battlelines. Who gives a shit if they detect us at this point.

-Touch bases with the producer of Horizon Entertainment. We just need to establish some contact so that we have a line of communication if we want to work/do business together.

>>32383337
Listening to apparent urgency of Jenner's hastily written note, you quickly switch on the TV and flip to a news channel to see what's going on. You wince at the headline scrolling across the screen.

BREAKING NEWS: ANOTHER GIRL FOUND DEAD

You see two news anchors whose names you can't quite recall coolly reciting their practiced lines as the headline scrolls.

"If you're joining us just now, earlier today another young girl was found dead in District Two. Our reporter Lewis on the scene right now. Lewis, can you tell us what's going on?"

The screen then shifts to a tired looking, bespectacled man standing in front of a line of police tape and a veritable army of policemen and flashing lights. You raise an eyebrow. People died all the time in Delta City, though you suppose a murder in the relatively safe District Two would raise alarm bells. You continue to watch.

"Well, I've been talking to investigators here, and while they won't release the girls' identity until her family is notified, they have confirmed that there is a high chance she was the victim of a serial killing."

"Are you saying there's a serial killer in Delta City?" One of the anchors says, surprised.

"According to the police, yes. Their evidence says that this killing and the previous two all show a consistent pattern, suggesting that they were all perpetrated by the same killer." Reporter Lewis sighs. "In addition to extreme mutilation and death by knives, the victims all apparently work in the idol industry."

"Well, I suppose now's not a good time to be an idol then, huh?" The male anchor unsuccessfully wisecracks. He then coughs awkwardly and turns back to the camera. "All right, Lewis, thanks for the report. We'll check back later for updates. Now, for our next story, ROBOCOPS, miracles or menaces?"

(cont)

>>32383764
I look forward flying along with Espada, Crow, Antares, Schnee, Varcolac, Sorcerer, Silber and Wizard squadron.

>>32383851
>Robocop, who is he?

>>32383851
>panic

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>>32383851

You flip off the TV and turn to see Jenner behind you, arms crossed.

"Is that what you wanted to warn me about?" You asked.

"I thought you needed to see for yourself." Jenner says. "There's also going to be a meeting of sorts."

"Between who?"

"The idol companies. All of them. This is a matter that pertains to all of us, you know." Jenner shrugs. "There are rare times where we set aside our differences for a common goal. This is one of those times."

"All right, so when is going to take place?"

"Today. Emergency meeting, which is why it's such short notice. I need to let them know if we'll be attending or not."

>Of course.
>This doesn't concern us.
>Other

>>32383869
>>Of course.
Might as well network.

>>32383851

Huh. Looks like a good time to stay away from two for a while. Let Rose's idols become fodder.

>>32383869

Of Course.

>>32383869
>Of course.

Not like we have much choice here.

>>32383869
>Of course.
Might as well meet the producers of all the important companies. Get to know the competition.

>>32383869
>Of course.

Let's bring some donuts.

>>32383869
>Of course.

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>>32383869
>Of course.

>>32383889
Just don't bring any with jelly inside. I fucking hate that.

>>32383869
>Of course
This needs to be done. We can have our private summit with the Magical Girls producer there too.

>>32383869
Idols come first

>>32383889
Poison them?

>>32383869
>Of course.

>>32383889
Donuts with tracking nano-machines?

Nah, don't do that.

>>32383869
>Of course.
>Other
"ALL OF THEM?" How many are there? Or just District 2?

>>32383869
>>Of course.

Two producers that we're looking for~

Horizon and Zenith

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What if the serial killer is project Blackwatch?

>>32383913
>>32383917

What the heck guys? I was just suggesting we be polite and bring some food. It'll make use seem friendly.

>>32383869
>Of course.

>>32383927
I now regret mentioning Blacklight in my earlier meetings...

>>32383936
Sorry, I was joking.

But seriously, I hate dunkin donuts. They taste like dry plastic.

>>32383936

It'll also mean we're obligated to eat food brought by rossa.

Would you eat treats he bought?

Guys.

What if.

What if the serial killer is

Carol, escaped from confinement. Killing idols looking for mommy

>>32383869
Are our performance idols still dorming in the company? Or more specifically, is Rin still NOT commuting anymore?

Alice raised Carol better than that!

>>32383987

Rin is still commuting

>>32383973
Death by Knives, its Kaleidoscope gone mad.

>>32383954
It's alright Tribunal, don't worry about it. they could make a great villain after all.

>>32383958
Well the implication is that if we fuck with the food, it pisses all the other idol companies against them.

But common courtesy is to take the first bite or drink out of any dish we bring.

>>32383973
That reminds me of the Jack the Ripper assassin of Fate/Apocrypha

>>32384017
Then that would be kinda creepy with the whole, "wanting to be one with mother" thing...

>>32383987
>>32383996
Well, we need to temporarily change that.

Or assign K-Zwolf to guard detail.

>>32384034
Now the question is are you talking about MG Hunters Quest or Fate/Apocrypha? It can easily apply to both.

>>32384039

Pretty sure Jenner is driving her back everyday or something.

In anycase, I doubt shes commuting home without an escort now.

>>32384062
Do we have enough space in our dorms Rin to temporarily live in. This might be the best solution overall.

>>32383973
>>32383998
Nah, i think it's Alice torqued off that Ian has gotten into Idol music and has paid not enough attention to her.

Cole and Niko won't like a curfew. We'll have to sell it to them.

So what kind of person is skilled enough to take down an idol? All I can think of is another idol.

>>32384086

We might.

But she stays at home because she wants to take care of her grandfather.

Unless we have him or her whole family move in as well, I don't see it working out as she will be distracted.

>>32383869
"Of course. This is a pretty serious matter." You frown. "If somebody is going around killing idols, what's stopping our idols from begin a target?"

"All right, I schedule it for tonight, then." Jenner nods. "Another issue, it's about Rin."

Ah, yes. Rin commuted to the office every day, which meant she was always potentially vulnerable while in transit. That had to be something that had to be taken care of.

"You already warned her, I assume?" You ask.

"Yes, but she's adamant about staying home with her grandfather." Jenner sighs. "Kids, you know? She basically can't leave his side."

"She won't budge on the matter?"

"No. The way I see it, you're either going to have to force her to stay here, or you'll have to dedicated some of our combat idols to escorting her during her commute until this whole situation is resolved." Jenner says.

>I'll talk to Rin
>We'll assign a protective detail, then.
>Other

>>32384125
Military, PMCs, professional assassins, the list is endless.

>>32384150
>talk to Rin and discuss her options

>>32384150
>I'll talk to Rin
We may end up with the protective detail, but I want to talk to her first.

>>32384150
>I'll talk to Rin

>>32384150
>>We'll assign a protective detail, then.

>Other
Do we know which idol company was targeted or were all these idol/staff targeted randomly?

>>32384150
>>We'll assign a protective detail, then.

>>32384160
The thing is, the idols were mutilated. I would think that the murders are meant to sent a message. Makes you wonder why they didn't just kill them.

>>32384150
>I'll talk to Rin
No, the safest place is not her home.

>>32384150
>>Other

Is our new facility large enough to house her grandfather with us? We'll have a doctor on hand to help him so it'll be beneficial for his health, we can spin it that way for her."

>>32384195
I think it's a very specific message. Not only are they dead, but is try to attack the appearance, image, or attractiveness.

>>32384150
>I'll talk to RIn
Give her the situation. We'll probably have to do the security detail anyway but I'd want a face-to-face with Rin on this.

>>32384215

THIS.

Ask this to make sure we have options to present to her.

>>32384150
>I'll talk to Rin

Just until this blows over she should really be staying with the other girls.

>>32384215
That may be a very good way to spin this.

>>32384150
>>I'll talk to Rin

>>32384150
>I'll talk to Rin
>>32384215
not a bad idea, but talk to her first.

>>32384215
Oh, this could be good.

>>32384215
We don't even have access to it yet...

>>32384150
>We'll assign a protective detail, then.

Morale will drop you idiots

>>32384150
>I'll talk to Rin
As others have stated, us having a face-to-face with Rin should happen even if we do detail after that.

>>32384277
Her safety. Moving between her house opens her up and our other idols needlessly.

>>32384277
We'll find a compromise if possible.

>>32384271
Well, think of it as a trade off. And I sure we can find a way to make sure her grandpa is fine when Rin is away. Like a temp caretaker or something.

>>32384317
>Well, think of it as a trade off.

What trade off? We have no access to the place. This isn't even option at this time.

>Like a temp caretaker or something.

Something she most likely doesn't want.

>>32384150
>other
Have her grandfather move into the offices. We could use some cool old guy.

>>32384420
If I remember the early threads, wasn't her grandfather part of the military or something?

>>32384420
It sounds like he is dying or infirm, he can't be moved?

>>32384449
If he's dying then this will be problematic.

>if Rin stays with her grandfather, she'll be a target
>if Rin stays with the other idols, she'll miss her last chance to be with her granfather

>>32384473
We can assign protection

>>32384449

Then we can arrange something.

Good thing we have a emergency doctor on hand who can help supervise the move.

>>32384492
Wished we had that medic to help out.

We got sparky. Sure. But I feel kind of depressed at that

>>32384150
>We'll assign a protective detail, then.

>>32384513
Me too. But not a bad second choice. And we can hire the medic next chance we get.

>>32384547
I guess but we're not getting anymore idols

>>32384561
I thought the new facility would allow us to hire more? Or am I mistaken?

>>32384561
We're moving soon remember?

>>32384513

We have the doc and the nurse. We'll manage.

>>32384547

We're full up, no more hiring.

>>32384574
>>32384579

Yes. Enough space to hire the demogirl.

>>32384574
>>32384579
The new facility is including sparky. We have 8 idols the original only held 6

>>32384608
Wait, only enough to hire one more. That is not much of a facility upgrade. I was expecting double space or something?

>>32384627
The original facility only held 6, the new facility hold 8 I'm assuming

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>>32384150
"All right, I think I'll talk to Rin about this." You say. "Maybe I can talk some sense into her, or at least work something out."

"Good idea." Jenner nods. "Let me know what happens."

Checking the girls' schedules, you see that at this time, Rin should be taking dancing lessons. You head over to the practice room and peek in through the door. You see Ushiyama overseeing the girls as they go through them motions for their newest choreography. You then catch his eye for a brief second, and you point to Rin. The dance instructor nods and heads over to Rin, taking her to the side and whispering to her. Rin nods and head to the door towards you.

"I suppose this is about my housing situation?" Rin asks as you lead her into the relative privacy of the outside hall.

"It is, actually." You sigh. "Look, Rin, I'd be happy to let you do what you want, but the circumstances just aren't working in our favor right now."

"It's just a small chance, right?" Rin frowns. "Besides, I don't want to leave Grandpa alone. I'm... I"m pretty much all he has left now."

"What about your parents?"

"They're working most of the time and don't really have the time or energy to take care of him." Rin sighs. "He gets lonely very easily."

>I'm sorry, But you're going to have to stay here.
>I'll have to assign you a protective detail, then.
>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?
>Other

>>32384672
>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?
Let's try this first before security detail.

>>32384672
>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?

I dunno about moving an old man into a dorm with a bunch of teenage girls.

>>32384672
>I'll have to assign you a protective detail, then.

>>32384672
>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?

>>32384672
>>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?

We have a good doctor and nurse here to look after him. I'm sure he'll have alot of company.

>>32384672
>I'll have to assign you a protective detail, then.

>>32384672
>>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?

>>32384672
>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?
"C'mon, bunch of pretty girls all living under one roof, he'll love it."

>>32384672
>I'll have to assign you a protective detail, then.

>>32384741
The best outcome is that he's a cool old guy who teaches our idols a bunch of old school combat moves.

>>32384672
>How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?

>>32384762
Worse case he's a master Rossi character

>>32384780

Stealing panties and molesting combat idols?

I hope he can still fight for his life.

>>32384780
>Worse case he's a Happosai character.

Fixed.

>>32384780
>steals Cole's panties
>is somehow able to dodge her electrical attacks

H-he's going to be Master Roshi, isn't he?

>>32384797
>Rin's grandpa is Master Rossi
>He notices Cole's power
>He teacher her to do a Kamihamiha
>We win all the fights forever!

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>>32384672
"How would you feel about moving your grandfather to our new office?" You ask. "We'll have a lot more space, and we can have Dr. Stiles keep an eye on him for health matters."

"That's... that would work." Rin nods. "But, I'd to to put a bigger burden on you or anything like that..."

That was true, if you brought Rin's grandfather over, you'd have to foot the bill for all his housing and medical costs. Then again, you're fairly sure you'd be able to absorb his upkeep into your budget.

>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.
>Actually, you might be right, Rin.
>Other

>>32384847

>>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.
>Other: Assign Protective Detail until he moves in

>>32384847
>>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.

>>32384847
>>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.

Headpat Rin.

"You're a great girl Rin. We'll look after your grandfather. He'll have the best care we can give him and he'll have more company too."

>>32384847
>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.
The budget will be fine. Consider this a bonus Rin.

>>32384847
>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.

Seconding headpats.

Also, can she tell us a bit more about her grandfather.

>>32384847
>>32384866
This.

It's not like we are getting more idols anymore

>>32384847

>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.

Also, protective detail till then.

>>32384847
>>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.

Headpat the Rin

>inb4 the other idols are watching

>>32384847
> other
Have our accountant run the numbers, see what the impact will be, exactly. If we are able to do it, let's. Tell Rin this is what we do for family.

>>32384847
>We'll move him in the moment our new office is done.
in the mean time
>Other
we will have a protective detail on you until this is completed.

>>32384847

Seconding >>32384866

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>>32384847
"If it's for one of my idols, I'd pay anything." You grin as you pat Rin on the head. "We'll move him in the moment our new office is done."

"T-thank you, Producer!" Rin smiles.

>Rin's Morale is raised by 1!

"No problem." You nod. "In the meantime, I'm still going to assign a protective detail. No more public transit. Stig will drive you to and from your house along with two of the girls."

"That sounds fair." Rin nods.

Now, you just had to choose which idols to keep an eye on her. Two should be a good number.

>Which idols will you assign to the protection detail?

>>32385094
Julie, and Melissa

>>32385094
Rochelle and....Julie.

>>32385094
K-Zwolf in stealth mode at all times.

>>32385094

Julie and Rochelle.

>>32385094
Rochelle and Melissa

These two will most likely be the most lowkey about this.

>>32385115
This. A team lead and our assault specialist.

>>32385094
>Melissa
>Rochelle
Good mix of cqc and range abilities between them.

>>32385115
This.

>>32385115
I fear Julie will be... too zealous in this. Honestly, have a hard time having her do anything other than "smash the bad guy"

>>32385135
>assault specialist.

Main thing is that shes the one with the shield.

>>32385190
Save the innocent > Smash the bad guy feelings.

>>32385094
Rochelle and Morgan

I wonder if word gets around to the other companies and their idols about how we treat our idols.

I reckon they'll be envious.

>>32385272
Or take advantage of it.

>>32385272
The idols probably would be envious, but their producers may make up things in order to keep the idols.

>>32385272
We are just a small high quality firm, others are going for large and quantity style. They other companies benefit with a larger network i guess and ability to take on more work, so it balances out.

>>32385094
Ok, so just to confirm, the protective detail will be Rochelle and Julie?

>Y
>N

>>32385530
I would prefer Melissa over Julie but I feel I'm going to be outvoted anyways.

>>32385530
>Y

>>32385530
Y

>>32385530
Y

>>32385530
>N

Julie is terrible for this mission. She'll turn this into a hunt for the serial killer.

>>32385530
>y

>>32385530
>N

>>32385530

That shield is going to be useful.

>>32385349

Y

This isnt going to impact their mission assignments right?

Rochelle has descretion if she wants KZ wolf to tag along.

>>32385530
>N

Rochelle's good, but we don't need Julie's justice fetish interfering with this mission.

>>32385530
Y

I think Julie will be a good protector.

Cole and Melissa seem far better on the offense than defense.

>>32385559

Which is a test for Rochelle. She needs to reign in Julie since she's the leader.

Julie's useful because of shield

>>32385530
N
Roro and Melissa

>>32385530
Y

>>32385559
>>32385590
How about you give her some credit mayne. She's never failed to do her assigned job before.

>>32385559
That's only if she sees/hears the serial killer doing his/her thing and at the point Rochelle will take command and bag the perp.

>>32385559
I think with proper coaching, this is a nonissue. We have our most experienced team leader, and Julie is loyal enough that we had ought to be able to make it work.

>>32385559

You're confusing things. Rin doesnt stay in district 2 and this guard detail is to defned against rose entertainment.

>>32385660
Wrong go re-read this post. >>32384150

This is about the killer.

>>32385660
>this guard detail is to defned against rose entertainment.
wut?

>>32385530
Y

>>32385660
Well, they can protect her from both if things go from bad to holy shit we're screwed.

>>32385660
Well, the impetus behind it becoming an issue now is the serial killer.

>>32385679

The assassins were from rose entertainment. The plane incident.

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I think underneath Stig's helmet is this guy.

>>32385708
have you been reading this thread at all?

thats not even related to anything in this thread so far

>>32385530
"Okay, I'll assign Rochelle and Julie to keep an eye on you. Is that okay?"

"Yeah, sure." Rin nods. "I have no problems with that."

"Good." You smile and nod. "Anyways, I think I've pulled you away from practice long enough. You should get going."

Rin nods and heads back into the practice room leaving you alone again.

>Check the shop for new purchases.
>See your Demogirl
>Call up Dr. Cohen about your SUV.
>Other

>>32385730
>See your Demogirl

>>32385730
>See your Demogirl

>>32385730
>>See your Demogirl

Don't wanna keep her waiting.

>>32385730
>See your Demogirl

>>32385730
>>See your Demogirl

>>32385721
Sure, why not?

>>32385730
>See your Demogirl
Marisaaaaa you've come back?!?!

>>32385730
>See your Demogirl

We're not going to anymore idols after sparky right?

>>32385730
>See your Demogirl
What makes her such a good Demo-memo-girl?

>>32385730
>See your Demogirl

One errant twitch of potassium chlorate, and KABLEWEY!

>>32385725
People, at best, skim these threads I find.

>>32385725

The moment the assassination attempt appear, an escort was always going yo happen if she was going to keep commuting.

>>32385721
I-is that concept art for Welkin Gunther?

>>32385765
stop dodging the issue that you have no fucking idea what you were voting for

>>32385811

Not even the same anon you were replying to.

Or did you just not consider that we would be strengthening security on rin regardless after an attempt was made on her life?

It was always going to happened. This is just another complication to guard against.

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>>32385730
You decide to go see your eight and final idol. You head down to the conference room as always. However, when you open the door, you don't see anybody. You wonder if you got the time wrong when there's a sudden flash of light. Your augmetic eyes automatically darken to protect themselves before automatically readjusting and there you see a short blonde girl standing in the room.

"BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER! The bombergirl extraordinaire is here!" The girl cackles.

Great, she was going to be one of THOSE explosives experts. You just shake your head and sigh.

"So you're... 'Sparky", I presume?" You ask when you glance at her file.

"That's right!" Sparky nods.

"And why do you want to be and idol?"

"Seems fun." Sparky shrugs. "Plus, you know, gotta put ally m pyrotechnic skills to use somehow."

"Uh huh." You narrow your eyes. "And where exactly did you learn these 'pyrotechnics'?"

"You'd be surprised what your local, drunk Scottish shop class teacher will show you if you buy him a couple bottles of whiskey every week." Sparky grins. "So, you know, I can make bombs just as well as I can dismantle them. Whichever you prefer."

>I'd prefer if you make bombs.
>I'd prefer if you dismantled bombs.
>Other

>>32386053
>I'd prefer if you make bombs.
KABOOM

>>32386053
"Well as long as you can do both safely, there shouldn't be an issue."

>>32386053

SPARKKYYY~

>>Other
Both when the situation calls for it

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>>32386053

Well, there's a face I wasn't counting on seeing ever agian.


>>I'd prefer if you make bombs.

Improvised explosives are best explosives!

>>32386053
>>I'd prefer if you make bombs.
Destroy bombs with controlled explosives.

>>32386053
>Other
we prefer she does both

>>32386053
>I'd prefer if you dismantled bombs.

However pyrotechnics like fireworks will be much appreciated for increasing the display for shows

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>>32386053
>I'd prefer if you make bombs.

I HEARD THERE WAS A SPARKY IN TOWN.

>>32386053
>>I'd prefer if you make bombs.

Asking Sparky to disassemble bombs is heresy of the highest order

>>32386053
>I'd prefer if you make bombs.

Soooooo, where's Edwin?

>>32386090

Say if there was a bomb in the office.

It'll be best if she could do both.

>>32386053
>Both making and dismantling bombs
Ask her what kinds of weapons she prefers and that she and Falynn, our Engie, might have to work together on projects.

>>32386090
....why do we need to make bombs?

We most likely have to disable them then make them

>>32386053
>I'd prefer if you dismantled bombs.
Also, Julia and Sparky as long lost sisters! GO!

>>32386053
>Other
>"Can you do both? Depending on the situation of course."

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>>32386053
>both

This girl. I like her.

Test her singing voice.

>>32386053
>I'd prefer if you make bombs.

No Vinnie? Dammit Merc.

>>32386090

My fine gentleman of African descent.

>>32386110
Because we're going full Shadowrun.

Every problem will be met by a troll with a satchel full of semtex and two grenade launchers.

>>32386108
If there's a bomb in the office, we can just use a bigger bomb to destroy it. Duh.

>>32386053
>>I'd prefer if you dismantled bombs.

>>32386053
>other
both

>>32386053
>>I'd prefer if you make bombs.

>Great, she was going to be one of THOSE explosives experts.
You can't handle the awesome.

>>32386053
>>32386124
This man stole my gif.

>>32386127
That's ridiculous most of the missions we had we did not need explosives. Dismantling them make sense

If you need your sparky blow up boner(I'm sorry for the language) at least make it flexible

>>32386053
>Other
Can she handle explosive weapons, like rockets and grenade launchers?

>>32386129
Both we'll lose the fucking office!

>>32386113
We need to start getting into the backstories of the Slum Trio.

I don't think we know what Cole's story is, nor Julie's, other than that she worked the arena. And of course Melissa has some revengence to do.

>>32386053
Both.

They are not mutually exclusive.

If you know how to build bombs, you know how to take them apart and vice versa

>>32386169

Both would be good but if we cant, have her dismantle.

We can out fit her with off the shelf boom instead.

>>32386169
I guess you've never played a game of Shadowrun before.

>>32386181

>Not having bomb coverage in your business insurance

Do you even GEICO?

>>32386180

Sparky

>>32386181
Yeah, but we'll get rid of the bomb.

>>32386186
We know that the trio have no parents, I think our best bet is to ask what their earliest memories were.

>>32386053
>I'd prefer if you make bombs.

Let's blow some shit up

>>32386186

Is it bad that im considering adopting the lot?

>>32386249
They're almost of age. Even if we did adopt them, it wouldn't be for very long.

>>32386249
The daughterfu is working

>>32386258

They still need someone to give them away.

>>32386258
Adult adoptions are a thing

>>32386186
Cole is most likely someone who escaped experimentation. She hated the Tombs, but what prevented her from leaving?

>>32386215
That doesn't explain anything, she was good at lobbing at making explosions.

>>32386199
Disabling the bomb threatening everyone seems more useful

>>32386217
>>32386214
With rin's grandfather and losing the office.

>>32386278
I pretty sure all of the tomb girls are orphans. Unless they are not, in which case we should find them to bring closure.

>>32386293

Pretty sure they are.

Partially explains the urge to hug them and take them home.

>>32386293
>in which case we should find them to bring closure.
why did I just think you meant we should fine and kill their parents so they would have closure and we could adopt them...

>>32386354

...you made me seriously consider it dammmit

>>32386293
That is if they need any closure at all. The parents they might have ever know is the cold dirty pavement as a father and the darkness as a mother.

Cole and julie at the very least, we're seen signs that they have no surviving family or do not know of any.

At the very least I want producer to adopt the two.

>>32386325
Is it just me, or is the daughterfu rising or getting more popular in media. There is Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Telltale Game's The Walking Dead. Then there was Carol in the MG Hunter and now this quest. Even Magical Girl Quest Noir had daughterfu.

>>32386354
I left it ambiguous because it's the tombs is a fucked up place, if alive there are probably reasons why the parents are not present.

Also, you have a sick mind.

>>32386380
As stated above, the tombs being fucked up, if alive there are probably reasons the parents are not there. If they are alive, then at least we can answer why, so it can never haunt them again.

Or the girls don't really care anyways.

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>Cole was kidnapped and experimented on
>She doesn't remember her real parents
>We finally find them
>Decision on whether to tell her
>Awkward reunion where she meets people who are strangers to her and they present her with a happy childhood she doesn't remember having

>>32386431
I guess it's because unlike a waifu, the daughteru makes numerous people (who normally would have started wars over waifus) unite.

>>32386456
yeah nah, her parents are dead or sold her to be used as an experiment

she's our daughteru now

Well, don't we know some things? Julie has someone she inherited the ideals from and the police gear. Melissa sorta had the gladiator-esque manager guy. Cole...might have been sold to some lab for experimental testing.

>>32386469
Yeah, it's a nice alternative.

>>32386431

Paternalism is a pretty effective device to build attachment without the inherent divisiveness of waifuing

>>32386471
You don't know that.

Well I'll be it's the expy-expy at last. Yeah sooner or later she'll meet a guy named Edwin for sure.

>>32386473
the doujins write themselves

>>32386469

Well yea, here we had the understanding that screwing our idols would be baaad.

So we daughterfy the lot of them.

And waifu jenner

What would the girls benefit from accepting us as a father? They are all really really independent for the most part. They just need a mentor for professionalism and friends for socializing. Everything else, they have us, a "big brother"/"Dad wannabee".

>>32386473
I would like to think that Cole's family was experimented on, but her parents helped her escape. But her parents died soon afterwards.

Kinda like Tiny Tina from Borderlands.

>>32386530

Cole would I think.

She has this strong exterior but everytime we run near water she hides bwhind producer.

Like at the park and needing producer to turn on the water.

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>>32386053
"I'd prefer it if you can make bombs." You say.

"Ahaha, sure thing, Boss!" Sparky laughs.

>Sparky has learned 2 traits!
>Putting the "I" in IED: Sparky is considered to have infinite explosives.
>Danger What?: Sparky's explosives will very rarely cause collateral damage.

"Anyways, I also have to know if you can at least sing and dance." You say.

"Aw yeah, a bit here and there." Sparky nods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

"That's... interesting." You frown. "Your drunk Scottish friend teach you that one, too?"

"How did you know?"

"Nevermind." You shake your head. "Unfortunately, I get the feeling that you'd fit right in with the rest of the girls. Anyways, we're a bit short on space, so you're going to have to share a room with another one of your idols for the time being. Is that fine with you?"

"Sure, okay." Sparky shrugs.

You check your list and tentatively sign her up to be Julie's roommate. You had a distinct feeling they both would get along rather well.

>Ask Sparky something else. (specify)
>Check the shop for new purchases.
>Call up Dr. Cohen about your SUV.
>Other

>>32386566
Yeah, she puts on a tough girl shell, but just wants to be a girl.

>>32386586
>>Call up Dr. Cohen about your SUV.

>>32386530

We could co-sign their college loans when the idol business inevitably kicks them out for being too old

>>32386586

>Call up Dr. Cohen about your SUV.

>>32386586
>Call up Dr. Cohen about your SUV.
>Check the shop for new purchases.
>Other
Hey, do we have any upcoming jobs?

>>32386586
>Sparky is considered to have infinite explosives.
>infinite explosives

GET HER A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER STAT

>>32386586
>Ask Sparky something else. (specify)

Does she know the dangers of being an idol?
Also combat experience?

>>32386586
It's gonna be weird when Julie wakes up without eyebrows.

Inb4 edwin is in Project Jupiter

>>32386609
>rocket launcher
It's like you don't understand the full implications of having INFINITE EXPLOSIVES.

>>32386586
>Ask Sparky something else
Grenade or Rocket launcher?
I think grenade launcher is better. We got many more kinds of ammo for grenade launcher, from frag and incidiary to teargas for nonlehal missions. Also, K-Zwolf has mini missiles.

>>32386609
How about a grenade launcher too? A mine laying device? Claymores?

Any smart bombs that limit damage against friendlies?

>>32386673

I'm pretty sure rocket launchers have their own specialist ammunition as well.

>>32386586
>>Call up Dr. Cohen about your SUV.

>>32386488
we may never know.
>>32386504
Waifuing Jenner is the best option around.
>>32386586
>Ask Sparky something else.
in a pinch, could she still disable a bomb? Also, can she make other explosives the rest of us can use? like grenades for example.

then
>Call up Dr. Cohen about your SUV.

>>32386586
>Ask Sparky something else. (specify)

Can she do regular pyrotechnics for shows?

>>32386698
Jenner's also the only option due to all the screen time she gets by default.... and not spending it rolling her eyes at us.

>>32386673

Rocket launcher.

The shop has a dual purpose one for 4k and with general dynamics sponsoring rose entertainment, we'll be seeing alot of aircraft, me thinks.

>>32386711
Might as well have her check on the pyrotechnics on every show to make sure they are not rigged or sabotaged.

>>32386714

The late night BBQ joint dates do count~

>>32386698

She just said she could do both man, it's just that she's better at blowing shit up.

>>32386698
Or we could go for Lilith

Now that you think about it, who do you think would've been the medic?

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>>32386714
>Lilith will never have a high opinion of us

What do our girls say about us...

>>32386711
You know that being a liscened pryotech is a 60+ hour a week job just by itself, right?

We have actual, real adults to handle the real adult responsibilities.

>>32386755
[any of merc's constantly recycled characters less those present here]

>>32386754
nah, Jenner best waifu

>>32386759

"Idiot"

"Really an idiot"

"Definitely an idiot"

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>>32386795
>"Do you t-t-think he notices me?"

>>32386795
Thankfully for P, it's possible to be a lovable moron.

>>32386759
"He's a boob."

"Dildo"

"My favorite dildo out of all of them.

...

Ok, that sounded better in my head"

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Falynn isnt an idol

Shes fair game

>>32386923
Falynn is a high school girl.

Like, even younger than our idols.

>>32386750
Just making sure we're not locked out of both options.
>>32386754
I think poor Lilith would be much happier with some guy outside the showbizness.
>>32386759
[worry intensifies]

>>32386586
"Well, that's all for now. Just report to my secretary Jenner and she'll take care of everything." You say, gathering up your papers. "Welcome aboard, Sparky."

"I won't let you down, Boss!" Sparky grins.

You leave the conference room and return to your office, where you pick up your phone and dial in Cohen's private line. You still had to ask him about that SUV.

"This Dr. Cohen."

"Dr. Cohen, this is the Producer, from Clover Entertainment."

"Ah, yes! What can I do for you?"

"Ah, well, we've been looking over the replacement SUV you provided us-"

"Ah yes, Neucom's most advanced model! How do you like it?"

"Well, it's perfectly fine. The thing is, well, we found something 'odd' about it. A missing component, if you know what I mean."

"Hmmm, really?"

Okay, now you know that Cohen was feigning ignorance.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 7

>>32386954

>>32386923
Why would we go for a high-school dropout?

Rolled 13

>>32386954

Rolled 7

>>32386954
roll'in

Rolled 18

>>32386954

>>32386754
I do like Lilith, but the reputation of therapists for having baggage left unresolved makes that seem a little unwise. Further , we might represent some manner of wish fulfillment to her

Rolled 6

>>32386923

She already has a husbando, you fool. It's Kravchenko

Rolled 1

>>32386954
Late but whatevs

>>32386959
>>32386965
>>32386970

Ehhhh, Good enough? Maybe?

>>32387003
Yeah. I mean we perform maintenance on the car.

>>32386923
Falynn is shacking up with Lucas anyway

>>32386954
Whose fucking bright idea was this to question the firm about it?

Goddamnit, Anon. The fuck?

>>32386991
That's a weird way of spelling MercCommand.

>>32387024
We are using it, why the fuck not? Unless you want us to exchange it in somehow?