>>32343607

I GOT THE BADDEST FISH OF FURY THAT THE GALAXY EVER SAW
DEFEAT WHOLE MONT'KA SCHOOLS AND GUE'LA WITH LIGHTNING CLAWS
HOW CAN YOU TALK, MORE SHIT, WITH MY RAILS IN YO JAW?
DON'T NEED WORDS TO SERVE YOU, I'MA JUST SAY "GUE'LA"
YOUR ARMIES, THEY BORE US, WE'LL DEFEAT THEM, LIKE HORUS
WE'RE THE KING OF RAILGUNS, NO BOLT GUNS ARE FOR US
WE INVENTED GREATER GOOD, SO TASTE OUR 88'S
WHEN ETHEREAL SEE YOUR FORCES, GR8 B8 M8

10/10 would crusade against the false emperor with.

>>32343674
You got another thing coming m8. From the great planet of terra, we bring to you, The B.I.G. E.M.P.!!!!!!!

YEAH, WE BRING THE GREAT CRUSADE TO YOUR DOOR,
WE'RE HARDER THAN TRYING TO SHUT UP AN ORC IN MID ROAR.
YOU MESS WITH US, YARRICS CALLING HERESY,
BUT I'M THE EMPEROR SO YOU KNOW I'M DRINKING FENRIS MEAD.
FOUGHT AGAINST CHAOS, YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME,
I RULE OVER BILLIONS, WHY? CAN'T YOU SEE.
I HEAR YOU PLEA, TRYING TO ASK FOR THIS KEY.
TO SPACE TRAVEL AND I KNOW IT'S RIGHT.
CUS RUSS IS NAKED IN THE WARP TRAVELLING FASTER THAN LIGHT

penis

sgtcat is a cocksucker

>>32344676

INTERGALACTIC, UNDERGROUND
THUNDER POUNDS WHEN I STOMP THE GROUND
LIKE A MILLION GROX AND ANGELS OF BLOOD
YOU CAN'T STOP THE HRUD
WHO WANTS SOME? DON'T COME UNPREPARED
WE'LL BE THERE, BUT WHEN WE LEAVE THERE
BETTER BE A GALACTIC NAME
SPACE MARINES SWEATIN' JUST FROM HEARIN' OUR NAME
THIS'LL BE THE YEAR THAT YOU WON'T FORGET
NINE-NINE-NINE EM FORTY ONE, NAVIGATOR SCREAMIN' FOR YOU TO LEAVE
HRUD COMIN' THROUGH LIKE YOU BETTER BELIEVE

DON'T PULL THE BARGE OUT, UNLESS YOU PLAN TO SEIZE
HRUD OVER TERRAAA
DON'T EVEN SEIZE UNLESS YOU PLAN TO CAP SOMETHING
HRUD OVER TERRAAA

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>>32344740
>>32344800
so much for that then

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YO FROM THE EYE IN THE SKY
ALL MY FOES GONNA DIE
FRONTIN ON ME, I'LL RIP YOUR SOUL OUT
FEED IT MY HOUNDS, YOUR SCREAMS GONNA DROWN OUT
ALL THESE SUCKAS PRAYIN TO A CORPSE
YOU GONNA FIND THAT MY MIND POWER WARPS
SORCERY BITCH!

MY RHYMES BE LIKE FIRE IN ZERO G
FLOWING LIKE WATER, THEY MAKE THE FOOLS FLEE
GETTIN ALL THE HOES, YEAH THEY BE FOXES
ALL MY FOES THEY HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES!

TODAY'S MARINES BE JUST BITCHES MAN
THEY'RE MORE ANNOYING THAN YOUR AVERAGE NID FAN
THEY CAN'T STAND BEFORE A REAL DEMI-GOD
I RIP THE GENE-SEED STRAIGHT FROM THEIR WEAK-ASS BOD
WHEN I CRUSADE THEM CHAPTERS CAN'T STAND US
BUT THEY ALL GONNA DIE AS BITCHES LIKE FERRUS MANUS!

>>32344821
DARK, DOOMED AND WARP INFESTED,
HOPE THAT EVERY ONE OF YALL GET MOLESTED.
BY THE DAEMON THAT THEY CALL SLAANESH,
HAVE FUN WAITING FOR QAH WHO WILL NEVER COME,
WAITING JUST A BLATANT LIE, LIKE CTAN AND THEY FLAYED ONES, BEING SANE.
I'LL ROCK YOU, TRAP YOU, SAP YOU WHILE YOU'RE DOWN AND CHAINED
SAY MY NAME
I'LL HUNT YOU LIKE A WYCH THAT DON'T LIKE PAIN
AND DONT FORGET, THAT I WILL ALWAYS REMAIN,
LONGER THAN A CHAOS GOD CUS THEY'RE ALL PRETTY LAME
I'LL GET CREED TO HIDE A TITAN BEHIND JESUS
GET YOU SHOUTING AFTER HIM LIKE HE'S A TACTICAL GENIUS
READ THIS, IT SAYS ASSAULT IS USELESS IN 7TH ED
AND LOOK AT THOSE BLOOD ANGEL'S THEY'RE ALL SEEING RED
I WONT STOP HUNTING TRAITORS UNTIL I SEE THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.

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>>32345060
ALRIGHT MEN, TIME TO WAGE WAR
BECUASE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT OVER FOUR SCORE
SOME WEAK CHAOS LORD GOT HIS ASS STOMPED FLAT
BY OUR GOD EMPEROR, WHO SHOWED THAT PANSY WHERE THE REAL POWER IS AT

YOU CHAOS SCUM THINK YOU'RE ALL INSTALLIN' FEAR
YET THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD WAS ONLY SINDRI MYR
YOU GOT BALE, CRULL, AND FUCKING CARRON
WONDER HOW THEY'RE DOING, JUST SEE HOW THEY'RE FARIN'

YOU'RE WORD BEARERS WEAKLINGS ARE ALL LOSIN' THEIR FAITH
BECAUSE I GOT THE HOLY MANPOWER OF 100 LOST BANEBLADES

>>32345202
>LONGER THAN A CHAOS GOD CUS THEY'RE ALL PRETTY LAME
>I'LL GET CREED TO HIDE A TITAN BEHIND JESUS
>GET YOU SHOUTING AFTER HIM LIKE HE'S A TACTICAL GENIUS
>READ THIS, IT SAYS ASSAULT IS USELESS IN 7TH ED

OH SHIT SON

>>32345202
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK MR. ROTTING BODY
AS YOU SIT HIGH UP THERE, ON YOUR GOLDEN POTTY
YOU SIT A THERE ALL STIFF LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT A WORDS TO MINCE
WHEN YOU REALLY JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOUR 20 CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS


IT'S A NEW EDITION NOW AND THE WARP'S A FLOWIN'
ALL YOUR HERO PSYKERS TO CHAOS THEY'RE A-GOING'
NOT UNLIKE YOUR SONS NOW THAT I BE SHOWIN'
SO LET'S SEE WHO BE DAEMONS KNOWIN':
EZEKIEL?
DAEMONS!
MEPHISTON?
DAEMONS!
TIGURIUS?
DAEMONS!
COTEAZ?
DAEMONS!

MY GODS ARE GENEROUS THEY SEND GIFTS
YOUR FOLLOWERS SIT THERE BORED UNTIL THE WARP RIFTS
I TRASH YOUR WEAK PARTY LIKE ITS EM THIRTY ONE
GO BACK TO TURKEY, YA CHICKEN YOU'RE DONE !

>>32345435
ah shit man things getting real here

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>>32343674
RIGHT U BLUE SKINNED GITZ NO MORE OF THIS NAFF!
DA BOYZ ARE 'ERE TO SHOW 'OW ITZ DUN
AND WE DON'T DO THINGS BY ARF!

YOOZ THINKS YOOZ ALL THATS WITH UR FANCY BLASTAS
BUT WE'LL CHASE YOU DOWN
COS WE KNO THAT THE RED UNZ GO FASTA'

YER MEGA ARMOUR MEANS NUFFIN TO ME
COS WE IS GOFFS, THERE AINT ANY
TUFFER IN THE WHOLE GALAKSEE!

THAT BIG RIBTYDE U GOT MITE LOOK BIGGER DEN ME
BUT DIS POWER KLAW HERE IS GUNNA CHOP IT IN THREE
WOT U GONNA DO THEN, RUN TO YER AWN SHEE?

I WANT NUFFIN TO DO WITH UR WEAKLIN' BROOD
SO ZOG OFF WITH YER GRATER GOOD
BEFORE YOU END UP AS SQUIG FOOD!

sgtcat is still a cocksucker, this is totally cam by the way and not anybody else

>>32345060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mDt3fO97Zo

>>32345435
YOU CLAIM YOU GET GIFTS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
BUT YOU SHOULD GO BACK, SIT DOWN AND HEAR THIS RHYME,
IT'S UNIQUE, SINGLE, AND ONE OF A KIND
BEAUTIFUL LIKE SANGUINUS ITS JUST SUBLIME.
I'LL BRING YOUR GODS TO THEIR KNEES!
BEAT ABBADON? BITCH PLEASE!
HE'S LEADING THE BLACK CRUSADE? WITHOUT ANY ARMS?
WHY ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING HIM? IS HE SELLING PRETTY CHARMS?
I GOT GENERALS LEADING ARMIES LIKE VANCE FUCKING STUBBS,
YET YOU HERETICS KEEP FORGETTING WE PAINT WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD
YOU THINK ASTARTES ARE WEAK?
THATS CUS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE PEAK!
NOONE SURVIVES TO TELL, WHAT THEY SEE WHEN THEY REAP.
IT'S UNIMAGINABLE, WHERE PEOPLE WILL GO ON THE WAY YOU PAVE.
CUS TERMIES IN CLOSE COMBAT WITH 2+ ARMOR SAVES
YOU SAY THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT 20 CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS.
BUT I'M NOT, CUS I'VE ALREADY KILLED THEIR OTHER PARENTS.
WATCHU GOT?
EVEN HERETEICS THINK IM A GOD,
ALPHA LEGION ARE SECRETLY LOYALIST I THINK YOU FORGOT,
THEY'LL KILL YOU FROM WITHIN,
LIKE A TITAN AGAINST A TIN,
OH THEY'RE CALLED KILLAKANS? I THOUGHT THEY WERE BINS.
I THINK I WIN.

holy shit tg can bring some bangin rhymes!
>I heard it rapped by the beastie boys in my head

Abaddon, youz a half-assed whiny version Horus.
And your black crusades are really startin to bore us
You're so srupid you can't even open a gate, why don't you go watch your friend Lucius auto-erotically asphyxiate. Bitch!

>>32345657
topkek

>>32345741
YEAH
SO
NECRON HERE,
GON' DROP SOME DEAD KNOWLEDGE
YOU LIVING BITCHES
BETTER ACKNOWLEDGE
WE'RE BETTER IN EVERY WAY
FROM OUR GODS
TO KEEPING THE EVIL AT BAY

WE LIVE FOREVER
YOU DIE IN DROVES
CRUSHING YOUR SKULLS
UNDER METALLIC BOOTS
BETTER STOP US, SON
'FORE WE PUT DOWN ROOTS

ONCE WE'RE HERE
WE'RE HERE TO STAY
BUILDING LITTLE SUBURBS
KEEPING CHAOS AT BAY
COMMUTE TO WORK
OUR JOB IS SHOWING YOU'RE GAY

GET HOME AFTER
A LONG DAY OF SLAUGHTER
HAVE SOME WHISKEY
AND SOME PEACH COBBLER
READ THE NEWSPAPER
OH LOOK, IT'S MY DAUGHTER

SHE WON THE SPELLING BEE
KICKED CHAOS HIGH'S ASS
JUST GOES TO SHOW
YOU GUYS ARE DEAD LAST
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
IN THE FUTURE AND THE PAST

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>>32345554
NOW WHAT'S THIS NOISE THAT I KEEP HEARING?
OH, IT'S JUST THE GREEN OAFS REAPPEARING
I SEE YOU'RE STILL HERE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
CLUTTERING UP THE GALAXY YOUR MASSES
I WONDER AFTER ALL THESE AEONS AWAY FROM YOUR ASSES
STILL BEING CANNIBALS WITH YOUR GREEN BEERS?

I'D GO BACK TO SLEEP BUT YOU ARE ASKING FOR A SERVING SIXTY-FIVE MILLIONS YEARS IN WAITING
NOW I'M JUST GOING TO BUST A RHYME UP IN YOUR GRILL WHILE YOU HATING
MY GUNS PEEL YOU APART SLOWLY WITH GAUSS
YOU WORRIED BECAUSE NECRONTYR BACK IN THE HOUSE
MY ANNIHILATION BARGES BE SWAG AS FUCK
WHEN YOU SHOOT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DUCK
FUCK YO CHOPPAS IT'S JUST A SHARPENED ROCK
MY WARSCYTHES RUIN YOUR WHOLE WHOLE FLOCK

PHASE IN, PHASE OUT, RESURRECTION
YOU BETTER HIDE FROM MY IRON HARD ERECTION
BITCHES BE ON MY REZ ORBS, BUT I ALWAYS GET BACK UP
I'LL SHOVE MY METAL FOOT STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR CUP
OR AT LEAST I WOULD IF I'D FIND ANYTHING THERE
ORKS ONLY GOT SHIT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR!

>>32345657
10/10
would chaos again

>>32345980
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEESKWAAAAAAAAADARARARARARARARASKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAACHAGAGAGARGGRRRRRRR
SSSSSSSTYRANIDSUPREAMCYKRAKRAKRAKRAKRA
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32346088
>blingeetyranid.jpg

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>>32346088
OH LOOK IT'S THE NPC RACE
THEY DARE TO EVEN SHOW THEIR FACE
SORRY BUT A BATTLE OF WITS REQUIRES A SUPERIOR INTELLECT
SOMETHING YOU'RE ONLY GONNA LEARN ONCE YOU END IN A WRECK
WITHOUT YOUR BRAIN BUGS YOU'RE WORSE THAN A HERD OF CATS
EVEN THOSE DARK ELDAR FAGGOTS HAVE BETTER BATS
GENESTEALERS? NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN SHOPLIFT FROM A WALMART
I BURN THEM OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ART.

I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND PUT IT ON MY SHELF NEXT TO THE SWARMLORD.
PUNK'S BEEN STABBED MORE TIMES THAN A HALLOWEEN GOURD.
I'LL MAKE A POISON TO KILL YOUR WHOLE FLEET
JUST TO RUB IT IN AS A BONUS I'LL ADD SOME OF MY SKEET
BIOMASS YOU'D TAKE FROM ME?
YEAH RIGHT, YOU JUST GONNA DIE AND GO SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>32346286
>GENESTEALERS? NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN SHOPLIFT FROM A WALMART
beautiful. I am so proud to have you in the imperium

>>32346286
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOONKKKKKK
fixt

>>32346316
we reppin the west side of the galaxy yo

>>32346286
SKRAAWSKRAAWSKRAAW
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GONNARAPEYOURASSRAW
MAKEYOUBEGANDSCREEEEAM

WE'RETYRANIDSBITCH
GONNAEATYOURFAMILIES
BRINGTHEMTOOURMIND
MAKETHEMALLSKREEEEEE

YOUAUTOFOOLSARESODAMNAFRAID
WE'VEGOTNOCAPACITYFORFEAR
COWERFROMOURNEXTRAID
CAUSESEEWE'REALWAYSNEAR

GRAAAAAAGRAAAAAAAGRAAAAAOVEL
BEFOREUSYOUSTUPIDHUMANS
OURCOLLECTIVEMINDHITSYOULIKEASHOVEL
YOURPSYKERSAREUSELESSASYOURGENITALS

KRAAKRAAKRAKRAKRAKRAA
WE'REBETTERTHANYAA
WESPENDOURDAYSASSIMILATIN
WHILEYOUJUSTSITAROUND
DOINNOTHINBUTMASTURBATIN

SKREEEEEEEEE

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>>32345861
EVERYONE LOOK, THE TOASTER TALKS!
MAYBE IF WE WAIT FOR THE NEXT CODEX IT'LL WALK!
YOU DUST OFF THE DIRT, JUST DIE
EM TWO CALLED, AHNOLD SAYS HI

YOU CALL YOURSELF OLD, BUT AREN'T YOUR GODS OLDER?
OR ARE THEY POKEMON NOW, YOU KEEP CHANGING YOUR STORY
YOUR LIFE STORY'S WORTH AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF MAURY
MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU EVEN ARE WHEN YOU TALK
WITH TWO KILOBYTES OF RAM YOU START TO STUDDER WHEN YOU WALK

ANCIENT? MORE LIKE OBSOLETE.
I'VE SEEN YOUR FAMILY IN A BOX OUT IN THE STREET
YOU ENVY ME FOR MY FLESH EVEN WHILE YOU PRAISE YOUR METAL MORE
YOUR HARDRIVE'S FAILING, IT THINK YOU- -ERROR 404-

>>32346452
>YOURPSYKERSAREUSELESSASYOURGENITALS
fuckin lel

>>32346452
THE NPC RACE, YA SUCH A DISGRACE
BURN YOU UP LIKE A FOOL WITH MACE
EVEN THE SISTERS BE LAUGHIN AT YOU'RE SORRY XENOS ASS
CRISPIN YOU UP WHILE THEY ALL TAKE MASS

JUST SOME LITTLE BUGS, YOU RUN BACK TO YA MOMMA
WATCH HOW YOU GO, YOU FAGS'LL EAT EACH OTHER
WHEN TAU KICK YO BUTT, WITHOUT EVEN DYIN'
THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW, NIDS SHOULD BE CRYIN'

YOU EVEN SCARED OF CRONS, SEE YOU FUCKERS LATER
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER RUNS FROM A KNOCK-OFF TERMINATOR?
HOW DOES IT FEEL, TO BE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL?
YOU'VE ONLY GOT A CHANCE WHEN YOU'RE CONTROLLED FROM SEOUL

I'M OUT RIPPERS

>>32346622
>YOU'VE ONLY GOT A CHANCE WHEN YOU'RE CONTROLLED FROM SEOUL
AWWWWW
SHEEEEEIIIIITTTTTTTT

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In the sky and on the ground
Gonna rock those marines of sound.
The transsexual slaves of the god of pleasure, who we must defeat and must take any measure to rip off their flesh. Pound for pound.

The flesh is weak, for the machine is great. Better then chaos, there's no debate. From a cogitator to a lowly kettle, replace your flesh, TURN IT INTO METAL.

On Istvann we were met met with hate and betrayal. By the sons of emperor, are they even still male? Little screaming faggots who think they're cool, for blasting harsh cords, but it is we who do rule. We'll have our revenge against all who are weak. The legions who ran, and the enemies too meek. Our primarch will return, fuck you he's not dead. We'll find Fulgrim and wreck him and cut off -HIS- head.

Bolters and chainswords all wrapped up with power. As we replace the weak flesh, we grow stronger by the hour. Our homies in mechanicus always giving us presents and gear. So we can slay the enemies of the emperor, make them disappear.

We come for you heretics and xenos bitches. Fuck you with a power sword and leave you in stitches. We are the iron hands bitches. We are number one. You can't flow to our beats, machinery gets shit done.

>>32346662
if these were all in a compilation album, would this one be done with autotune?

>>32346703
>>32346662
Totally.

>>32346518
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN UNDEAD AND MACHINE
BUT I GUESS A GUARD WOULDN'T
COMPUTE THAT SENTENCE
YOU'RE ALL MACHINES YOURSELF Y'KNOW
MARCHING IN UNISON TO A CORPSE'S CADENCE

WE'RE ETERNAL AND CONSTANT
ONLY YOUR DESCRIPTIONS OF US CHANGE
ARE WE UNKNOWN OR EGYPTIANS
WHO CARES, IT'S ALL THE SAME
YOU FLESHIES KEEP CHANGING YOUR MIND
BECAUSE YOU DIE IN A DAY

I DON'T ENVY YOUR FLESH
I'M NOT A FLAYED ONE
I'M JUST ANOTHER FATHER
FINDING TIME FOR HIS SON
HE JUST TOOK ON YOUR BASEBALL TEAM
GUESS WHAT, WE WON

I THINK THE REALITY IS
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF OUR TOMBS
STUCK IN THE INNER CITY
WHERE YOU LIVE UNTIL YOUR DOOM
WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF LAWNS HERE
BUT GOOD LUCK TRYING TO MOVE

YOU WORRY ABOUT DEATH REGULARLY
WE JUST WORRY ABOUT PROPERTY VALUE
YOU KEEP GETTING SHOT FOR COWARDICE
EVEN THE ELDERLY FIGHT, LIKE MS. AGNEW

SIMPLE FACT IS
WE'RE BETTER IN EVERY WAY
WE KILL THOUSANDS OF YOUR KIND
EACH AND EVERY DAY
AND JUST LIKE THE CHAOS
GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE GAY!

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DIDNT EXPECT THE MOTHER FUCKING INQUISITION
BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND JUST LISTEN

WE GOT THE ORDO XENOS SELLING DEATH LIKE A KIOSK
FUCKIN UP, ETS
EXTERMINATUS, SMOKE WEED

ORDO HERETICUS GONA MAKE YOU A FUCKIN MESS
MUTANTS AND TRAITORS
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, HATERS

LAST THERES ORDO MALLEUS, RIDING IN LIKE STALLIONS
GREY KNIGHTS, WERE THE BEST
HUNT YOU DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING GIMP NEST

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>>32346452
I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT
EAT LIKE A TROUT
GUT THEM, GUT THEM ALL
ON THE GROUND YOU WILL FALL
YOUR HEAD INTO THE PILE
YOUR PATHETIC CORPSES LIE MILE AFTER MILE
MY WAKE LEAVES NOTHING BUT THAT WHICH DIED BEFORE MY AXE
WHEN IT COMES TO ANGER MY LEVEL IS MAX!
RRAJSLHFJFHADSSHSHSH!!!!

YOU HAVE NO FEAR, NEITHER DO I
ONLY HATRED, RAGE, AND FURY ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU ALL DIE
YOU SEND SWARMS I GET SKULLS
YOU SEND MONSTERS I GET SKULLS
YOU SEND BIOTITANS I GET SKULLS
IT'S ALL WIN, WIN, WIN FOR ME
SKULLS FOR THE THRONE, KHORNE I DEDICATE TO THEE!
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!

I MUST KILL. NO REST FOR YOU!
MY PISTOL BLOWS HOLES STRAIGHT THROUGH
FOR THE SLAUGHTER!

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>>32346662
We are legion. Mighty and crushing. Our guns blast the land so soon you'll be rushing. Get your ass moving and get your ass in gear. Here come the Titan Legions. Our guns make things disappear.

I see you all rapping, heretic and alien. But we're here to step up, the forces of mammalian. I'm the god-machine. I'm 600 feet tall. I'll crush a city with my nuts. Who are you calling small? With one hand I wield fire and death, and in the other is fury, bro are you on meth? I see you ain't running as I shake the ground, I bet you'd shit your pants as I walk, with a thundering sound.

Worshipped and repaired. That's how I spend my down time. Can you even match my skills, can you match this rhyme? I'm a synthetic intelligence merged with a man a princeps of the legion, the ultimate weapon, can you see me reppin'?

It's time to walk. For my brothers to march. We're giant ass robots. It's time to depart. I'll burn your whole city and I'll burn your whole family. With my volcano cannon, Strength-D fatality.

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>>32345980
OH 'ERE WE GO ITZ THE SCRAWNY KILLA KAN
YE KNOW WHO WE GET TO DO YER JOB?
A ZOGGIN' GROT MAN

A SEE THAT VOICE BOX MAT WARD GAVE YOU IS GOIN' TO WASTE
WOT WITH THEM BARS ALL O'ER THE PLACE
YE YER SHOOTAS ARE PRETTY TOP NOTCH
BUT WHAT YOU CAN KILL IS BARELY A SPLOTCH
ON THE HORDE COMIN' DOWN, JUST U OVERWOTCH

GREEN BEER? I 'HINK YER GONNA FIND THAT GOT RETCONN'D
JUST LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE, NECRON
WE DUN NEED NO FLOPPY COCKS
WHEN WE BRINGIN' DOWN FIVE HUNNER ROKS

WE GONNA MAKE U INTO OUR KERTANS
I 'ERD THATS WOT THE BRAINBOYS PLANNED
BUT REALLY OUR MEK NEEDS YOUR SCRAP FOR SOME KANS
COS AS OF RITE NOW OUR WALKERS ARE MORE "STANDS"

ATLEAST THE BLUE GITS TRY TO LOOK BIG
YOU LOT COULD SNAP LIKE A LITTLE TWIG
IS THERE ANY SODS OUT THERE WORTH A PROPA FITE?
BEING AN ORK IS SUFFERIN', AND WAAAAAAAAGH! IS OUR PLIGHT

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>>32346741
IN BED FOR SIXTY FIVE MILLION YEARS WITH OTHER DUDES AND YOU CALL ME GAY?
MAYBE YOU WERE JUST IN THE CLOSET WAITING FOR TODAY
NOW I KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH YOUR STAFF OF LIGHT
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS TO GET BACK UP IS QUITE THE FIGHT

I SPIT MY RHYMES WHILE I BLAST MY GUN
MY WEAPON, GO ON MAKE A FLASHLIGHT JOKE ABOUT IT
WHAT YOU DON'T REALIZE IS THAT IT'S REALLY A POINTER FOR ARTILLERY SHIT
CHIMERA'S TRACKS WILL GRIND YOU UNDER MY RIDE
THEN MY HOMIES WILL MELT YOU DOWN FOR SCRAP SEE IF YOUR EVER-LIVING BODY LIED

AS FOR DEATH, LIKE I CARE
I JUMP OUT OF MOVING JETS ON A DARE
MY MAN WITH THE GOD-EMPEROR KEEPS US PURE
WHILE YOUR WARRIORS BREAK, PERHAPS SOMETHING YOU CAN'T CURE?
YOUR ROBO-JANITORS SLITHER THEIR WAY TO OUR LINES?
LIKE WE GIVE A FUCK, OUR RESERVES END IN NINETY-NINES

>>32346804
SKREEEEEEEE
WINWINWINFORYOU
ALONECHAOSINNIDTERRITORY
DEATHISJUSTSOMETHINGTODO

THOSEBODIESCANBEBROUGHT
BACKINTOOURBIOMASS
BUTYOU'VEONLYGOTONELIFE
ANDOUREYESAREONTHATASS

YOURGUNSNEEDAMMO
YOURARMORNEEDSPOWER
ONCEYOU'REALLOUT
OURMIGHTWILLTOWER

YOU'LLMAKEAGOODCARNIE
ORMAYBEAGAUNT
EITHERDAMNWAY
OURVICTORYWE'LLFLAUNT

EVERYTHINGYOUDOFORKHORNE
ISNOTHINGTOTHEHORDE
YOU'RELIKEALITTLEBITTYGUARDMAN
AGAINSTONEOFYOURLORDS

BUTWHYDOIBOTHER
YOUHAVENOMINDTOLISTEN
LOSTTOEMOTION
BUTATLEASTYOURBLOODSTILLGLISSTENS

>>32347141
hope this is still up when i get up

>>32347193
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/32343607/

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>>32347064
GOT YOUR FIGHT HERE BOY, I'M KHORNE THE DESTROYER
CHAOS GOD KNOWS HOW TO KILL SOME LITTLE KNOB GNOBLAR
YOU'VE GOT NO SKILL, NO CLASS
GONNA GET A NEW CODEX, GO CRUDDACE ON YOUR ASS
YOUR BOYZ SLAP FIGHT LIKE BUNCH OF KIDS
YOU'RE SO PATHETIC I BET YO DIE TO 'NIDS
YO CALL IT A WAAAGHH, I CALL IT WHINE
THIS DICK HERE TZEENCH, HE'LL SERVE YO ASS IN TIME

Ork, I see you, you psykin, thinking you're harder than some weak-ass space viking
Flyin' through space on the power of imagination,
You're so dumb you special consideration
Your guns are crap, your tanks are scrap,
you'll get caught in a trap I made in a nap
Yo ork. let me tell you the truth, let me lay it down straight:
You suck, depend on luck, gonna get fucked and you gotta lose some weight

THEY SAID THAT'S MY CUE OH, LOOK IT'S YOU, LITTLE GREEN ORK SMELLING LIKE POO
I'M SLANNESH, LORD OF PLEASURE, AN' EASY TO SEE I COULD BEAT YOU WITH A FEATHER
IF NOT WAS A THING THEN IT'S YOU, REGARDING COOL
ANYONE PLAYING YOU LOOKS LIKE A FOOL
IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID
SO HERE LETS GET YOU SERVED BY A GUY WITH AIDS

There's only one green guy, that's me
When'd you last get models 1993?
Call yourselves 'ard, good fuckin' joke
You guys so slow we thought yo havin a toke
I'd infect you, but you can't get any worse
How does it feel to owned in verse?

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So these are the guys Im hiring to rap this thread out

>Imp guard
Dr Dre

>Hrud
Beastie boys

>Necron
Stephen Hawkins

>Tau
Fu schnickens

>Inquisition
Chali 2na

>Orks
Busta Rhymes

>Kayoss
DMX

>Hivemind
bobcat goldwaith

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

OH LOOK IT'S THE EMPEROR'S LITTLE TWINK BOYS
AND A FEW MEEK XENOS MAKING TINY NOISE
YOU SOFT LITTLE FAGGOTS CAN'T HANDLE TRUE HATE
WE'RE TAKING BLOOD AND SKULLS, YOU LOOK AND MASTURBATE

FOOLS TALK LIKE YOU'RE WARRIORS, TALKING NOTHING BUT TRASH
YOU'RE TOO BUSY FONDLING THE NEAREST MARINE'S ASS
TO REACH GREATNESS; YOU LIKED SUCKING THE CHAPTER PRIEST'S TOY
DIDN'T YOU, LITTLE FAGGOT CHURCH-BOY?

WHEN KHORNE CALLS TO YOU, WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOTTA SAY
YOU COULDA ALMOST HAD IT ALL, BUT YOU WERE TOO WEAK TO PLAY
YOU COULDA BEEN A WARRIOR, YOU TURNED OUT GAY
KNEEL, WEAK SCUM, DON'T EVEN TRY TO RUN AWAY

YOU THINK STRATEGIES AND METAL BOXES BUY YOU TIME
YOU DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE
WE'LL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD AND CRUSH EVERY BONE
SEND YOU TO YOUR PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE GREAT SKULL THRONE

FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING SINGING BULLSHIT
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>32347141
HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW RULES?
GW IS TREATING YOUR PLAYERS LIKE A BUNCH OF TOOLS
YOUR CLOSE COMBAT AINT SHIT I KNOW
MY GRAV WEPS CUT THROUGH YOU LIKE SNOW
YOU CAN ATTACK COLLECTIVELY WITH A HIVE MIND,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'RE LEFT BEHIND
SO YOU FALL BACK AND LET YOUR PROGRESS REWIND
YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME NOW,
I WONDER IF YOU HAVE A TYRANID COW?
YES YOU DO, THE NORN QUEEN,
AS USELESS AS YOU'VE ALL BEEN.
THERES NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YOU AND A HUNDRED OTHERS JUDGING BY WHAT I'VE SEEN.
IF YOU'RE NOT UNIQUE, YOU DON'T HAVE INSPIRATION,
A REASON TO FIGHT, MAYBE SOME ASPIRATION.
YOU'RE ALL JUST MINDLESS DRONES.
I'M A GENIUS WITH TECHNOLOGY, YOU CAN'T EVEN USE A PHONE.
I'LL STOP NOW BECAUSE I GOT TO GO.
YOU'RE ONLY HERE CUS YOU'RE GETTING CHASED WITH ORCS IN TOW.

Suburbian Necron and Hivermind here, hit a bit of writer's block. Bump so that other's keep this going.

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>>32347425
I 'ERD SUM OF THESE NAMES LAST WARP FLIGHT
WEN WE WOZ ON THE WAY TO A PROPA FITE

KORN I AINT SEEN A SINGLE ORK SKULL ON THAT FRONE THERE
JUST SUM DUM 'OOMIE 'EDS - WHO EVEN CARES?
YE THINK BULLYING PUNY RACES MAKES YOU LOOK STRONG?
WELL WE ORKS ARE LOOKIN' FOR A PROPA FITE, AND YOU AIN'T ONE!

ZEENCH WOT U DOIN' MUKKIN' ABOUT WITH THAT SIGHKIK STUFF
WE'D KICK YE OUT OR LOCK YE AWAY IF YE CAME 'ROUND OUR TURF
TRY CHANGING YOURSELF OUT THIS KRUMPIN'
YA JUMPED UP BEAKIE LOOKIN' SNOTLIN'
IF ORKS ARE SO BAD THEN HOW COMES WE WINNIN'?
AH NEVERMIND, YOU WON'T HEAR ME OVER ALL 'AT SCREAMIN'

SLANSH YOU LIKE PLEHSHURE HMM?
WELL TOO BAD, TASTE OUR NEW SHOKK ATTACK GUN!
ANNUVA SO CALLED GOD MUKKIN' ABOUT INSTEAD OF 'AVIN REAL FUN
CLEARLY YER WORRIED COS YE KNOW WE'VE ALREADY WON

WUT DA ZOG IS THIS
SO BIG, SO GREEN, SO UNCLEAN
YOU IS DA BIGGEST ORK I'VE EVER SEEN!
BOYS IT LOOKS LIKE WE IS HOME
GORK IS HERE, OUR WOES ARE GONE
HE'S GONNA LEAD US TO THE BIGGEST WAAAAAAAAGH! EVER
NOW WHAT RACE THINKS THEY R CLEVERER?

the quality in this thread has impressed me very much.

keep it coming, doesn't need to be brilliant

>>32348643
I think it might be dead. Oh well, it was great while it lasted.

>>32348727
dude, theres enough rap here to write 3-4 songs

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>>32348727
>>32348763
Looks like we wunnit boys. I'm too tired to do more orky stuff, not that it was much good anyway

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>>32347572
>Hivemind
>Not skrillex

>>32348826
im just really proud to be part of this
also im trying to convince the hivemind to go one last time
what do you think?

>>32349121
"Yes"

>>32349188
its really quiet, i might try something myself if i dont hear anything from the hivemind

Where the hell is Waaaaghmillionaire when we need him

>>32349354
he's probably too famous to care about us anymore. what with hit fitin'

>>32349406
*his hit

>>32348026
here goes my attempt to bring it back
wish me luck. (i dont want it to die yet, its too young)

WE TREAT THESE FOOLS LIKE A WHOLE NOTHER FOE,
XENOS, YEAH WE KNOW, WHERE IT ALL GOES.
FIGHTING MY CREW IS EASIER THAN FIGHTING YOU.
THATS WHY THE TRAITORS ARE AIMING AT OUR SHOES,
CUS THEY KNOW THEY CANT WIN,
IF THEY DONT ANGER US WE MIGHT NOT THROW THEM TO THE WINDS,
OF TIME,
SETTLING LIKE AN ORK OR A LIME
ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT ONES A MUSHROOM ONES A FRUIT,
YOU TRYIN TO PILLAGE BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO LOOT.
ITS HARSH BUT ITS THE IMPERIAL TRUTH,
THE IMPERIUM'S GOT MONEY, YOU GOT A TOOTH?
WHAT KIND OF CURRENCY IS THAT
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET FAT
OR HUNT A SHARK,
NO POINT GETTING AT ME, MY ARMOR'S BETTER THAN TONY STARK'S
A COUPLE THOUSAND YEARS LATER THOUGH SO KEEP THAT IN MIND
BIG EMP MAKING YOUR BONES GRIND
YOU WANT ME TO BE COMPASSIONATE YOU WANT ME TO BE KIND?
SOMETHING MORE LOST ON ME THAN THAT IS SOMETHING I CAN'T FIND.
WHY DON'T YO GO BACK TO FIGHTING NIDS?
YOU'D PROBABLY STAND A BETTER CHANCE, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE HARD TO GET RID.
ENOUGH STUBBORNESS CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING I GUESS,
EVEN WHEN YOUR NUMBERS ARE LESS
THAN A SINGLE CEMETARY WORLD AGAINST
A KHORNATE INVASION LIKE THE CHOLERCHAUST.
BUT WE STILL DESTROYED THEIR ARMY AND SO FAR THE DAMNED HAVENT LOST
A SINGLE MARINE FOR THEY ARE MY LEGION.
MY WILL AND HAND INCARNATE, CHAMPIONS OF ALL REGIONS

>>32349589
I failed so hard in that
>FIGHTING MY CREW IS EASIER THAN FIGHTING YOU.
supposed to be harder not easier

>>32349633
Feedback discussion kills rap threads, sad truth

>>32346622
>YOU EVEN SCARED OF CRONS, SEE YOU FUCKERS LATER
>WHAT KIND OF MONSTER RUNS FROM A KNOCK-OFF TERMINATOR?
I'm writing this one down

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What's this? Inferior beings banging their drums and howling primitive tribal chants, yawn. Not nearly enough volume, attitude or flayed skin to get me titillated. Where are those purple-pink mon'keigh when you need them...

Come over to my "hood" if you're so tough, boys. Your pain is my cocaine.

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>>32349589
BACK FROM THE WARP, I HAVE RETURNED
YOU WHO STAND IN MY WAY ARE GONNA GET BURNED
YOU SEND SOLDIERS AGAINST ME, THEY GET TURNED
LISTEN TO MY RHYMES YOU GONNA GET LEARNED
YOUR FAITH IS WEAK
I'M ON A WINNING STREAK
OF MY KNOWLEDGE YOU WANNA TAKE A PEAK
WHEN I COME BY, YOUR CODPIECE LEAK

YEAH WITH OUR ATTACKS WE AIM AT YOUR SHOES
HOW ELSE YOU GONNA STAND, YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN A SNOOZE
TEN MILLENNIA ASLEEP AFTER YOUR LITTLE BRUISE
FRONTIN ON ME, YOU JUST GONNA LOSE!
YOUR POWER IS NOW JUST AN ECHO
YOUR LOVE IN THE STYLE OF THE GRECO
YOUR SHINY HIGH CHAIR'S JUST A LAWN DECO
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY LOXATL GECKO

Straight from the swamps, my style amphibious
Yo bars are weak, your rhymes style hideous
I creep on your boys ceilings insidious
What a great father, kids lost worst than Odysseus
Merc from the water, my flow style xeno
You in a care home, waiting to play keno
With my money from my hustles, I'll go to Reno
I'm finished here, END SCENO!

>>32346900
>>32346662
Heretek!
That's what I say.
Perverting the machine God's righteous machine way.
I am the inventor.
The righteous innovator.
Through omnissiahs will I shall be the experimenter.
Replace your flesh with steel.
It is an incredible feel.
With power eternal all your enemies will kneel.

Stop your weak feelings of meat.
Rise up, stand on mechanical feet.
Replace your weak human emotions.
Cease your pathetic fear notions.
You frail little flesh bags.
Dressed in dirty menial rags
If you disobey the machine god
You'll be fodder for Biologis labs.

>>32346088
>my_sides'_biomass.jpg

>>32346088
tep kok

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Vox Me Maybe by Anonymous Noise Marine

I lost myself in space hell
Don’t ask me I’ll never tell
I looked at you as I fell
And now you’re in my way

I trade my soul to Slaanesh
Melting your face with a kiss
I wasn’t looking for this
But now you’re in my way

Your skin was glowin’
Ripped flesh, ears explodin’
Hot las, warp storm blowin’
Where you think you’re going Astartes?

Hey I just fought you
And this is crazy
But here’s my callsign
So vox me maybe

It’s hard to aim right
At ya baby
But here’s my callsign
So vox me maybe

And all the Dark Angels
Try to chase me
But here’s my callsign
So vox me maybe

You took your time with your maul
I snorted coke from your balls
Your pubes dulled my power claw
But still you’re in my way

I rape, slaughter and steal
Cast Foresight and it’s real
I didn’t know I would feel it
Feels like extreme gay

Before you deep struck on my ship
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you deep struck on my ship
I missed you so bad
But now you bleed slag
So vox me maybe

>>32346088
Is it bad i magined that sounding like dubstep

>>32356323
that is what dubstep sounds like