Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We joined Rena as she completely disregarded FCC-Man's request. She proved once and for all that people want to see the uncensored versions of Heroes and Villains lives.>Rena was then murdered by the Monster Master.>Due to her death we now join someone else as they discuss a very important issue.
The most exciting time etc!
"Bob, Aeon, Threepunch-Man. Nice to see you three finally joining us. I'm here to discuss something very important... Alternate Rena. The information gained from my alternate self revealed that not only is Evil Rena ready to arrive in our dimension very soon but she has a means of controlling the Monster family. We're all familiar with The Monster Marauder, The Monster, and The Monster Matriarch but there are a few others. Monster Master, Monster Maestro, and... The point is that even if we're prepared for Evil Rena we'll fail if she manages to get control of her own Monster Marauder AND ours. There's simply nothing we could do to survive that kind of onslaught. What we need to do is find out how she's going to control them and a way to counter it."PR: "I ran several tests on various devices and I can safely say that nothing in the realm of science can do this. If we could then Monster Marauder and Matriarch wouldn't even be on the S-Class list."Bob: "... I don't see how I can help with this at all. Can I go home? It's taxes month and...""No. We need to figure this out and no one's leaving this table until we do!">Lewtenant Kernal starts to leave the table."I said no one leaves!">He keeps edging towards the door. She can see the others getting ready to leave as well.I swear to fucking god I'd have better luck trying to herd cats...
>>32336489Isn't there a shut down protocal that locks the room with steel plates?
>>32336489Despair not, dear Sparkles! Lock the doors and deny them food&drinks until they start brainstorming ideas.
>>32336489What if Evil Rena created an unique Evil Magical Girl with the unique power to control monsters?
>>32336489Put up a giant magical barrier made out of blood. That will stop them.
>>32336489Ask Jade Revolver about that.
>>32336489Seduce Lewtenant Kernal.
>>32336489Activate room lockdown.
Rolled 10>>32336489You're a vampire now. Go all Alucard on their asses to scare them into shape.You're the only one who knows what they're doing here after all.
>>32336489Tell them whoever leaves first has to play Mario Party with Rena for a year
>>32336640Is that a punishment?
>>32336527Steel plates? Against the S-Class?Yeah, no.>>32336640... Poor Rena...>>32336544>>32336583"I SAID SIT THE FUCK DOWN SO WE CAN TALK!">Using her blood magic she creates barriers around the entire room. Not only are they powerful but no one seems willing to touch them."We need to think about this. Seriously.">>32336561Sadly she doesn't have any information on the issue. At least, it's not in her fanfic.>>32336562Ew..."Now.... Any ideas?">She hears some muffled noises coming from Sir Barrington. Madam Hourglass speaks up.MH: "Sir Barrington suggests that if it's not science that's controlling them perhaps it's magic?"PR: "Magic? There is no magic greater than my science. If I say it's impossible then it's impossible."RI: "We think... That Evil Rena has no need to bluff... If she says there's a way... There's a way...""And until we come up with it we're not getting out of here."There has to be something we're not thinking of...
monster maestro can control any monster, including her family. evil rena must have salvaged her power somehow.
>>32336711Hasn't Bridgette recently gained the ability to control her sister?I know she died in the alternate universe, but maybe her powers remained.
>>32336751Not possible, it's her death that sparked the whole crisis.>>32336711What if evil Rena absorbed the Monster?
>>32336711Bullshit dream sword? Let's say Evil Rena stole your bond to him, he'd do whatever she said.
>>32336711can't they just use the sword again to cut whatever it is that will control them?
>>32336793>Evil Rena assembles a monster haremFrightening.
Rolled 6>>32336711Monster Maestro has the ability to control monsters, she could even control her sister. Naturally she is how Evil Rena will control the monsters.Even if Monster Maestro here is safe, she could do dark magics to the remains of Evil Rena's one to get the power, possibly.
>>32336711She has Bridgette's powers! I remember that she controlled the monster parts from her older sister, maybe that's it
>>32336711>There has to be something we're not thinking of...Yeah there is. You're not thinking of how to stop FCC-man. You need to rectify this at once.
>>32336711perhaps it is a combination of science and magic?was actually thinking of something like a machine from red alert 2 game that controls minds.
>>32336751oh shit thats a good point actually.
>>32336865Now that you mention it, Alternate Rena does have an interest in Yuri...
Rolled 49>>32336711Okay, how about we have Monster Maestro summon her entire family, including herself, so she is in control of them, and can't be controlled herself.
>>32336711Bridgette can control her siblings. Rena is going to steal her powers.
>>32336792Just cause she's dead doesn't necessarily mean her powers can't be salvaged. Her bones still registered as 'monster' enough for Bridgette to summon them, for example.
>>32336897so we must kill bridgette and or the monster family
>>32336751what if that kiss was somehow a key to manipulate Bridgette!rider should get more Bridgette points then, just to be sure.
>>32336711Magic AND science combined is greater than plain old science.
>>32336922Maybe she managed to clone Bridgette and age her using the powers of Madam Hourglass.
>>32336970>Bridgette cloneI really wouldn't put it past Alt Rena to do this.
>>32336751>>32336759>>32336845>>32336856... Oh shit.=====================================>Bridgette feels her phone vibrating in her pocket. However, she can't reach it due to being trapped in the coils of her sister.C: "You think it's funny, hmm? To draw on my face? To let that appear on the internet for all to see? Dear sister, you are too cruel... It makes me upset, you know? I just want to punish you so bad for that...""Sis, come on... Someone's calling me... Seriously..... can't breathe......"C: "Shhhhh... It's okay. Just relax while I think of the best way to punish you. You're not like Rena. You can stand a bit more thanks to your Monster blood. Hmm, blood... That's a pretty good idea...""Come on...."Oh god I'm going to die at this rate. Can't reach my baton...
>>32336970well shit now i want to see just how hot she will become.
>>32337014Tell your sister this is too kinky for you.
>>32336986Actually, why don't we just clone Bridgette and give the clone to Evil Rena?
>>32336970She could very well have a clone Bridgette army, each one different in some aspect cause none have ever been close to a true copy of Alt Rena's Bridgette
>>32337014Use your summoning powers to call Ben. No sibling rivalry can withstand the disapproving glare of their big brother.
You guys are forgetting the possibility that she doesn't have such powers yet, and that she might target this universe's Bridgette to obtain them.
>>32337014Try controlling her.Make her turn into... hmmm... what haven't we ever seen...A MERMAID!Control your sister and turn her into a mermaid. Or something else we haven't seen.
>>32337014Tell her you see Caffornicator hiding just a bit away watching her.
>>32337014This might be a bit childish, but you can always call for your dad. It worked with the cat-golem thing, right?
>>32337014Control your sister without the baton!
>>32337036Excellent plan, this.
>>32337063If Evil Rena was going to kidnap Bridgette, she would have done it a LONG time ago.
>>32337014dieshe can't hurt you if you're dead
Rolled 3>>32337014Bite the tail.Bite it Hard.
>>32337014oh man and just as caffornicator is trapped in a meeting.
>>32337014Summon Caffornicator by getting lewd with your sister
>>32337014Sparkle's calling asking for world-saving advice that is needed RIGHT FUCKING NOW. If the world isn't saved, that means the newest little monster is in danger, which, by extension, makes Monster Master fail as a godmother.
>>32337014You don't need the baton, bro. You -know- you don't, but you still insist on it. I think you're too afraid of your own power, stuck in the mindset of the youngest.Step it up, son.
>>32337097But anon, Bridgette would be killed if she died.
>>32337108Being Caffo is suffering
>>32337014QUICK! SHOUT TO SUMMON CAFFORNICATOR!
>>32337141Yes, Caffo, her only weakness
>>32337141> Summon Spine RavagerHe owes you a favor or two from college
>>32337181And snakes are, after all, 95% spine
>>32337181Or for summoning his waifu
>>32337181I am now imagining spine ravager as nerd with acne.
Rolled 2>>32337014Bluff like you're saying hello to your mother, then when you have a second while she's distracted, escape.
>>32337203But that means they got a lot of extra spine they don't need.And if she turns into a spider, they'll be no spine to ravage!
>>32337181A monster university?
>>32337014Defeat her the same you defeated Fire Man. Summon her.
>>32337014This seems like disproportionate retributionMaybe you should turn into a thing and escape
>>32337014Tell her it was funny and she knows it.
>>32337208Shes known spiney for a while, I think.I can totally see them protesting for Monsters Rights together.And who can blame them. Spineys may be a hideous abberation with a desire to ravage spines, but he can also be a hardworking contributing member of society, particuarly if it involves spines, ravaging or some combination thereof
>>32337128>>32337069But... I can't.... I need to channel my power or else...>>32337122Fine! I'll try it but if either of us die..!"Turn into a mermaid!"C: "What?">Bridgette feels the coils of Cynthia's tail suddenly vanish. The girl drops to the ground and begins to flail about, a fish tail replacing the long snake tail.I did it! Holy shit I actually did it!C: "C-can't... Breathe..."
>>32337014Bridgette your in danger, Evil Rena might take your powers!
>>32337258I thought mermaids were amphibious.
Rolled 9>>32337258Not so easy to breath now is it?Take pity on her, then go find Rena, and make your sister apologize.
>>32337258Turn her back, turn her back
>>32337258Let thebitch die.
>>32337258Tell her to turn into something harmless, like a Tarrasque
>>32337258Now make change into a killer clown from outer space
>>32337258HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!draw on her face
>>32337258Something with lungs now, please?
>>32337258Oh jeez, carry her to some water or something.
First things first, get Cynthia some water or a form that can breathe oxygen.A Dullahan might do.
>>32337258Mermaids can breat out of water
>>32337258HA!Yeah, turn her into... let's say a plant girl... and then answer the phone.Seriously. Plant girl. Will be 100% immobile.
>>32337258See this is the power that Evil Rena has. It's why everybody is scared.
>>32337258Turn her into a brownie. Technically a monster, but small and helpful.
>>32337096 She didn't know Ben was an active threat a LONG time ago. Now she does.
>>32337258Try making her turn into the cute bat form you do all the time. Also, answer your phone.
>>32337229Can't without her baton, brochacho
>>32336411aw man, rena got murdered.I hope she gets better.
>>32337258Ohh... This presents a lot of kinky possibilities.Turn her into a snail or slug monster for now. That'll slow her down enough to pick up the phone.
>>32337290That certainly is a monster...
>>32337347A monster potentially with inflatable boobs. Don't put her through such an indignity.
>>32337341>slug monsterThis will work too.>possibilitiesI wonder what would happen if she turned into a succubus...
>>32337258Okay, turn her into a gargoyle so she can breathe. It's daytime, so she'll still be incapacitated.Then, you seriously need to rethink your relationship with her. She had promised she'd stop being so... monstrous... but I haven't really noticed any improvement in her behavior, and she came close to actually killing you this time. How much are you going to put up with?
>>32337367Or a Nymph
>>32337334Bridgettes discovering her powers are less limited than she thought
>>32337290>killer clown from outer spacebest movie
>>32337367>I wonder what would happen if she turned into a succubus...Or an incubus
>>32337258Turn her into like, a centaur or something. It doesn't really matter.now, HOW DEAD is rena? I sort of want to attend to that.
>>32337383She's already a... oh, I see what you mean.
I am kind of upset rena is dead.Can we go revive her or something?
>>32337258normal human legs right now or she's dead!
>>32337391But thats not Army of Darkness. That's not Army of Darkness at all
>>32337406We could always go werewolf, then she'd be a double lesbian.Wait, Bridgette. are you a werewolf?
>>32337428>cat girl cynthia + catnipWe'll need to record this.
>>32337460Then post it on herotube
>>32337258Human form! Go!
>>32337494Humans aren't monsters. We'd lose control of her.
>>32337505yes.And she'd be in normal, not-deadly form.So no biggie.
>>32337505>turns out its man.jpg
>>32337258Turn her back.But first, laugh maniacally. YOU'RE THE STRONGEST MONSTER IN THE FAMILY NOW.
>>32337505she will be confused though and that's what we are going for.
"Turn into a slug monster!"C: "That isn't even a fucking-!">With a poof she turns into some sort of slug-like creature.C: "Sis... Since when could you..?""I gotta go, I'll talk to you later~"C: "No you don't! Get back here!""Haha, nah. You're welcome to try and catch me!">Cynthia sprints towards her, full speed. She goes a blistering 0.06 mph.>Bridgette laughs her head off as she leaves.>>32337382Honestly? She's a lot better. We can hang out without her making threats or lewd comments. Now it's only when she's upset or putting on an act in front of Rena or someone.>Once outside she checks her phone and sees a text from MVS. It says that she may be the key to Evil Rena controlling the Monsters. If she has any ideas on how Evil Rena might do this she needs to go to HQ and share it ASAP.Shit. Alright, I know what I'm gonna do. I need to visit Rena at the hospital anyway.
>>32337505>Humans aren't monsters.Think about it for a minute, will ya?
>>32337550We're going to have so much fun turning her into shit.AND HAVE YOU ANSWERED YOUR PHONE?
>>32337536Hardly.Ben is objrctively the strongest in rampage mode
>>32337550So, tell me straight.HOW murdered is rena?
>>32337550>Shit. Alright, I know what I'm gonna do. I need to visit Rena at the hospital anyway.Bring lasagna, hospital food is terrible.
So what monster do we trick Bridgette into turning Cynthia into that results in lesbian sex? Are there any that fit this?
>>32337578Could we order Cynthia and Ben to give us their monster powers?AltRena won't fight us, so if we take the altMonsters powers for us, we could probably beat her.
>>32337457Can someone explain this "lesbians are werewolves" thing to me? Preferably in a way that makes sense.
>>32337605Succubus. Nymph. Siren.Cat girl + catnip + Caffinator.
>>32337550Noo what about my big fat cat tats!?
>>32337550>slug monster!One of caffs many fetidhes
>>32337550>We can hang out without her making threatsYeah.>or lewd comments.No, not really, unless you turn her into something that cannot speak.Also turn her back before you go, she's way to vulnerable in the slug form.
>>32337550>Cynthia sprints towards her, full speed. She goes a blistering 0.06 mph.You know, Caffo could just sprint right in and there's nothing that Cynthia can do anything about it.
Rolled 2>>32337627Nope. Incubus+Lasagna+RenaIts the only way for Cynthia to make it up to Rena for trying to kill her for a harmless prank.Make it happen Bridgette
>>32337679Okay, but only if Incubus Cynthia is a reverse trap.
Bridgette, try controlling yourself. If Evil Rena's plan is to use your power to control the other Monsters, she must have a plan to prevent you from contesting her control. If your power to control Monsters extends to all monsters /including yourself/....
>>32337550Give her some salt to play with before you leave.
>>32337679How about a dryad? She won't be able to move from her tree.Then we bind her to Rena's plant, as punishment. Or give her over to Caffo.
>>32337550Do the cat+catnip+caffo thing when you're done. Or threaten to do it. WIELD ULTIMATE POWER OVER YOUR SIBLING!
Rolled 93>>32337708Hey, that means that she could stop ben from having a freak out if she's nearby from now on.
>>32337677But that not what Caffo is after, she could superspeed in there normally. Poor girl wants an actual, non-rape, relationship with Cynthia, even including her blood drinking fetish.
>>32337596Oh, right. Thanks for reminding me.>Bridgette brings by some lasagna. It's not homemade but it's not frozen either.>She enters the Hero Association after a few security checks and goes into the hospital. She finds Rena inside some kinda massive machine with various mechanical and magical things floating about her. She turns to Bridgette and smiles.R: "Bridgette! Hey, glad you came to visit! Alt Sparkle dropped by a bit ago. Is that lasagna? Man I would love to eat but my arms are still regrowing their bones. How are you?""Uhm... Are you okay?"R: "I'm totally fine! They use some kinda drug on me and I've never felt better!"Holy shit. I think sis may have gone a bit too far... She didn't really kill her but damn.
>>32337770Wow, just... Shoot the breeze with her for now I guess? Damn.
>>32337770Ruffle her hair.
>>32337770Yo. Bridgette. Answer you phone. Evil Rena is planning shit and it involves you.But right now you should probably be feeding Rena a box lunch, so I guess that'll have to wait. But be on alert.
>>32337770My god.Uh, rena, next time maybe run faster
>>32337770Put on your nurse costume and feed her the lasagna.
>>32337770She sounds drugged up alright. What did they feed her, laughing gas?Anyway, spoonfeed her.
>>32337770Still has hair. Ruffle it.
>>32337770Spoonfeeding time. Or fork. Or whatever you use for lasagna.
>>32337770The floating crystal thing reminds me of the Sims
>>32337770Is... Is she JUST a head?
>>32337770>soon :>Iron Lung Rena with IV Drip
>>32337770Fuck Cynthia, why.
>>32337770Daaaamn.Things NOT do do:[x] Piss off Cynthia
Rolled 81>>32337770Maybe she'd like to be a vampire or some sort of fast regenerating monster for a bit so she's out of that thing?
>>32337770Sheesh. If she did that because she got some pictures of her being goofy on the internet posted, imagine what she's going to do when she realizes that she's going to effectively be the weakest member of the Monster family.
>>32337770First, apologize for Cynthia, ask her how she's doing, and feed her some lasagna.Then, maybe find Anti Hero (or Deadeye, her new name), sort things out with her, and then go see what Sparkle wants.Or call Sparkle down here.
>>32337861What other monsters regenerate quickly?Werewolf Rena, maybe?
>>32337770She almost killed ~you~. And I think she might have also wanted to rape you. Sure, you say she's nice most of the time, but that just means you're okay until something else sets her off.>captcha: ndsdega fluctuationsAre you sure this is the best time to play Nintendo games, captcha?
>>32337884Succubus Rena? Yes, I know it's utterly insane. Insane enough to work.
Rolled 20>>32337884But anon, werewolves is codeword for lesbians. And that is forbidden.Rena is too pure.Supervampire?
>>32337908>Succubus RenaThis has to happen. Just for the hilarity of it.
>>32337770You could feed her? Unless she has no stomach or something.
>>32337908no, she'd just die of malnourishment
>>32337770Sit down and hang out with her a bit.She could use some company.Also maybe make sure the TV is facing her face when you leave.
>>32337770Call Sparkle time is of the essence
>>32337919Devil Rena, then?
>>32337908>Succubus Rena?Catgirl Rena!
>>32337916I would pay cash money of this happening on accident and the resulting chicanery.
>>32337967>catgirl rena + catnip + Bridgette
>>32337919Or she could get the appropriate mindset along with the powers.I mean, that'd be pretty weird, but it wouldn't hurt to offer it.
>>32337614Hollow Quest Redux
>>32337967Why not both?
>Bridgette texts Sparkle and tells her she's at the hospital and to come down when she can. Bridgette takes a seat next to Rena and after confirming that she can handle solid food she begins to feed her friend the lasagna."Hehe, thanks~ So far I've just been eating some kinda horrid pudding with pills in it. This is nice.">>32337803>Bridgette ruffles her hair just a little bit... Rena gives a content sigh.R: "I'm glad you came to visit me. It gets kinda boring in here. I should be out by tonight though so that's good, right?""Yeah... Uhm... Sorry about all this."R: "It's fiiiiiiine~. It only hurt a little bit.">Bridgette notices that down on the other side of the hospital is the alternate Sparkle. she looks like she's sleeping.>Before she can address her Magical Vampire Sparkle enters the room.MVS: "Bridgette. You say you have a means of controlling your family?""I think I do, yeah. I was able to control my sister. Make her do what I want. I normally use my batons to do this but if I'm in danger or something I can do without them."MVS: "Are the batons important to this?""They help me a lot, yeah. But like I said they aren't completely vital."MVS: "Could others use your batons?""No, just my family. And I'm the only one who can do what I do even remotely well. No one else can summon monsters."MVS: "... Would you be willing to try something? I want to see if you can summon and control Benjamin without your baton. See what you can do.""You know if I mess that up... He could rampage."MVS: "Well if you can think of a better way to test the absolute limits of your power I'm willing to listen. We need to assume that alternate Rena has your powers, somehow. We need to know what she can do and if you can stop it."
>>32337967We should hook up Lolu and Jiang-Shi.
>>32337986Is it any good, and would I have to read Hollow Quest to understand what is happening?
>>32338079But Lolu is already in a relationship. With two other women, no less!
>>32338064summon ben ben
>>32338064Summon Sparkle's kid.
>>32338064You did pull your alternate Self's remains from another dimension. Summoning monsters is one thing, but calling something across parallel dimensional barriers like that seems to be harder than calling them from wherever they normally come from. Perhaps you could try summoning another member of your family from the alt-verse while in a secure area?
>>32338064It might be better to FIRST inform Ben that you're going to try and summon him.
>>32338064Well, we summoned our bones from Rena's dimension once.Can we try to summon another alternate us? Maybe altCynthia? She's a hero in the other timeline.
>>32338088What no. Stop with your silliness.
>>32338064Could you summon alternate world Benjamin instead?
>>32338064Start with normal, small monsters and work your way up. That way, you'll know if something isn't viable before risking a catastrophe.Do you think you could summon your alternate self? With the help of Rider, could you summon the soul of the alternate Bridgette?
>>32338109Wait, what is their kid's ability?>mfw Sparkle's kid goes full Jack-Jack on Evil!Rena
>>32338064Well, your father is an entity that exists on a higher plane than Ben, right? Perhaps you could ask him to engage in a contest of wills against you?
>>32338064Let's start small and work our way up>>32338094But not Benben, I don't think summoning Sparkle's kid is a good idea.
>>32338064Give a call to Ben first then try it
>>32338130>Do you think you could summon your alternate self?What could go wrong?
Summon Ben Ben>>32338082It is wonderful, though Shroedinger can be an agressive feeder.
I just realized that Bridgette was born just to bring her father into the real world. Then they love her too much to destroy the world as they originally planned.
>>32338174We already did. A pile of bones came back.
>>32338061Cat Head Imako. Read first chapter as one-shot, ignore that anything beyond that exists.
>>3233821160's Monster Couple Quest when?
>>32338212Yeah, but this time we'll get Rider to help us with some necromancy. So we'll summon altBridgette's soul.
>>32338064Also, if you want to summon Benjamin or BenBen, might I suggest using the telephone to inform Benjamin wwhat you'll be doing. He will be pissed if he or his kid got teleported away if he didn't know what it was about.
>>32338064where in hells is robo maid?
>>32338248Yes.Cynthia's going to have the worst day ever.Bring Caffo in for extra security.
Wait, w-w-what if Bridgette summoned herself?
>>32338278She just teleports one inch to the left of current position.
>>32338064Rena's blissface is best face.
>>32338064Do it. But uh, don't make him do anything weird, and be sure to explain how important this is-Wait if you summon Benjamin won't the baby be alone? That's no good, summon them both.
>>32338318Rena a qt.
>>32338263battling her new and improve sister.
>>32338064Goddamit Rena! Just fall in love with her already!!
>>32338343RenaX Spine Ravager 5EVA
Rolled 6>>32338343No. Stop trying to make Rena into a werewolf. Rena is to pure.But Bridgette, seriously. Supervampire her.
>>32338241Won't Alt!Rena come in like... Right away when she feels that you stole an important part of her?
>>32338278That's a pretty good idea.>Bridgette summons herself. She simply teleports to wherever she summons herself at. She then unsummons herself and teleports back.That... That can be useful. Holy shit. Why did I never think of this?MVS: "That was interesting. Okay, let's try some other things.">Magical Vampire Sparkle erects a super secure blood-room.>First Bridgette summons her alternate self again. As before just some bones appear until Bridgette runs out of energy.>She summons Alternate Cynthia. More bones...>She summons alternate Ben.>He appears in the room in his monster form. He looks around, seemingly confused.MVS: "Can you change him back..?" She whispers."... I'm trying but I can't. He's... He's stuck...">She tries to control him and succeeds in making him walk a bit. The controlling part takes a massive amount of energy and she's forced to end the summon.MVS: "So you can summon and control your entire family but it seems to tire you out... But if someone like Alternate Rena got that power... I need to think.">She leaves Bridgette alone.I think I might actually be the most powerful one in my family...But I have no idea how to stop evil Rena if she has the same powers as me. I've never had to fight someone who can do what I do.
>>32337770She needs some head pats.
Rolled 16>>32338414Abuse it short term for fun and profit while getting's good. You might also figure more out about your powers.You're a villain.Act like it.Torment your sister by making her be Rena's maid.
...Can you summon Dad?
>>32338414Do you think evil rena counts as a monster?
>>32338414Get another power or something for contingency. Like the power to empower monsters to resist control.
>>32338414>MVS: "So you can summon and control your entire family but it seems to tire you out... But if someone like Alternate Rena got that power... I need to think."That would lead credence to the "Army of Bridgette clones " theory. As a group, they can probably summon and control Monsters without becoming tired.
>>32338414If you have similar powers, Rena must have other monster powers you can try and control that.
>>32338414Can you talk to your dad or mom about this? Maybe they can help you unlock your full potential.Or find that copycat dude that can mirror other people's powers and make him fight you.
>>32338414Usually killing the summoner is the quickest way. But barring that, either disabling/screwing up summoning with wards, breaking control on their summons, or tempting them into summoning stuff that will turn on them or that they can't really control is the next best thing.
>>32338414Do you know anyone who can ressurect the dead with bones? Like whoever made Jiangsi?
>>32338414If taking your powers means she's got your DNA in her, it means you might be able to control her
>>32338497I would NOT try this.
>>32338414If AltRena has the same power there is chance it drain her energy as well.So a way to defeat her could be in forcing/tricking her into using the power to weaken herself.Also is there a way to communicate with your (alt)brother in his monstrous form? You seem to be able to communicate with most moster in their natural form that is... well, monstrous.Also also, how do you feel about catgirls?
>>32338550>Catgirl Rena>Catgirl Cythnia>Catgirl BridgetteSoon fellow questers, soon...
>>32338414Any luck/ideas on the "summon your ghost" plan? I mean, separately from the bones.
How powerful are your summons, actually?You CAN summon beings from other dimensions, right? Can you summon them from the past or the future?If so, can you summon a Quantum Beast?
Rolled 86>>32338623We should try to summon one.
>>32338414The real problem is evil rena can do this to YOU.QUICK.DEVELOP A METHOD TO COUNTER THIS TECHNIQUE.TRY TINFOIL HATS.
>>32338623That is actually crazy enough to work. What if you summoned QB from an alt world?
>>32338079No, thats dumb
>>32338623>Can you summon them from the past or the future?She wouldn't summon piles of bones if she could do that.
>>32338414If you summon something then it's under your control, right? Just summon yourself and leave yourself summoned. Then nobody else can control you.
>>32338414Ask your mother if anything counters her control over Monster. The same thing might apply to you.
>>32338689Except she tried to summon things from the present, not another time.
>>32338715Yes. Time for the talk with mom.
>>32338454Haha, that's going to be awesome. Yeah, alright. I'll get back at my sister after the important stuff is done.>>32338460I just need to call out to him to summon him.>>32338465Yeah... Let's uh... Not try that. Just in case she manages to break free.>>32338550Summoning and controlling things does take a lot of power... Especially for big bro. I think if Rena tried to control him she would be seriously drained of her power.Can't talk to Alt Ben at all. His mind is just... Blocked. No real thoughts.Also I'm pretty neutral to catgirls. They're in anime, right? Yeah I don't watch that kinda stuff.>>32338623>Bridgette tries to summon a Quantum Beast. She feels a massive drain on her power as one appears before her.QB: "Oh, hello there. Would you like to make a contract? I can grant you anything you desire and you get to become a super awesome magical girl!"
>>32338750It... It might be worth it, right now, if we could simply amp our monster control.
Rolled 16>>32338623Summon Kyubey, the incubator. Rena's met him once. In fact, you should actually summon this person, right here bridgette. Rena's good friends with her and it would make her happy.What could go wrong?
>>32338750he seems legitdo it
>>32338750Wish for Rena to get a libido and become a lesbian.
>>32338678>What if you summoned QB from an alt world?"Matsuda, if this is one of your attempts to exercise my sense of humor, I do appreciate the effort. But I have to say your timing is rather unfortunate as I presently have urgent matters to attend."
>>32338750Make him give you powers without the contract.
>>32338750KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>32338750>>32338750Call the Sparkles right now.
>>32338750Three questions. First, what exactly are the terms of the contract? Second, who created you and what did they sacrifice? Third, do you eat magical girls to gain power?
>>32338750>catgirl Cynthia maidCompel him to give you powers without the contract. Magical Monster Bridgette.
>>32338750WE ARE THE DAUGHTER OF THE MONSTER. YOU WILL SHOW RESPECT.So we're already a magical girl. The most monstrous magical girl, but whatever.And call Sparkle over.
Rolled 78>>32338750Bring Rena. Make Contracts.Then have Rena sacrifice her magical powers to make a quantum beast and get new magic powers.Flawless plan
>>32338750Huh. This could work. Depends on the catch though. If we can get immunity from monster-controlling powers and the power to grant that immunity to others, then Evil Rena will be foiled.Just uh, ask what the catch is. What happens to you when the contract ends?
>>32338819We don't have a cute transformation sequence.Therefore, Bridgette is not a magical girl, even if she is a girl with magical powers.>>32338824Do this. It's crazy enough to work. Kill this QB when you're done.And it will create a Rena clone
This could either be very good or very bad. Call in Sparkle, Raindrops if she's here or near by and any one else who knows how contracts work and see if we can manipulate this thing to our goals.
>>32338702holy shit that's genius! but don't' just summon yourself, summon everyone in your family. You might not be able to control them all at ounce, but you should be able to help them fight off evil renas control
>>32338826This. QBs never lie or evade, no one is smart enough to FUCKING ASK SHIT.
>>32338750HOLY SHITPUT IT IN A JARGIVE IT TO RENATHIS GOES RIGHT IN THE COLLECTION
>>32338750Oh shit, CALL SPARKLE
>>32338877I would do this if I were you, that or call Sparkle.
>>32338750KILL IT. KILL IT NOW.
>>32338750make it too coonskin hat
If Quantum Beasts count as monsters, does that mean Cynthia could transform into one?
>>32338750Tell it to give you a second.Go get the sword.Steal its powers for yourself.
>>32338862>inb4: Sparke is gonna kill it on reflex, giving Bridgette shower of QB innards we then proceed to figure out it tastes like marshmallows
>>32338928That is actually a brilliant idea.Unless it turns you into a quantum beast
>>32338937We should tell her that we're going to use it for everything it's worth, either by tricking it or by stealing its powers like >>32338928 suggested.
Rolled 14>>32338922We should find out.
>>32338750...I think now's a good time to stop experimenting.
>>32338750I am not agreeing to anything, may I see the contract in full first, written down.
>>32338956Blasphemy. It's never a good time to stop experimenting.
>>32338414Have ben turn into a catboy
"What's the catch? Seriously. What happens when our contract runs out? Will you eat me?"QB: "...... So, do you want to make a contract?""Yeahhh... I don't think so. How about you give me powers and we -don't- make a contract?">Bridgette tries to use her controlling powers on the thing but it seems to be impossible to force it to do something that it simply can't do."Crap. Sparkle!">The magical vampire appears and sees the beast. She strikes it with a blade of blood.QB: "YOU! I was warned about you! Beast eater! You are the devil of magical girls! Y-!">She slices it again and glares at Bridgette. The creature vanishes as Bridgette's spell ends.MVS: "How about you not do that again?">Bridgette nods and Sparkle leaves her alone again. She calls up her mom."Hey, mom? Can I ask you something?"MM+++: "What is it, dear?""You know how I can summon monster and control them? Is there a way for them to not be controlled? Either by myself or by others."MM+++: "Well... If you summon them no one else can summon them. Or they can wear a tinfoil hat.""... That actually works?"MM+++: "Haha, no. But summoning them yourself before hand would work. Why do you ask, dear?">Bridgette explains about how alternate Rena may have her powers.MM+++: "I see... Then yes, I believe summoning them before she does would work.""Alright, thanks mom."So, before Rena attacks I need to summon each member of my family and possible alternate Ben and not die from suddenly running out of energy. Seems simple.
>>32339013>>>Bridgette tries to use her controlling powers on the thing but it seems to beSimple, get infinite energy by making Rena wear a maid suit.
>>32339013que training montage to up Bridg' MP
>>32339013So what would give Bridgette lot's of energy?
>>32339013Connect yourself to a massive power generator or Caffeine to give you enough energy during the fight.
>>32339013All you need is a deposit of energy to use. Surely there's a Hero or a Villain with a similar power that Rena can help you cont- er, befriend.Perhaps you can control a monster into giving you energy.
>>32339013Any way to get a boost, drinking blood perhaps ?
>>32339013sounds like you need to find a strong magical power source. well both the heroes and Villains have a strong anti getting horribly murdered stance so you should be able to call on the resources of both the heroes and villein associations.
>>32339013Wow. The QBs are terrified of Sparkle.In the meantime, you need a power source and some training.
>>32339013Drink Caffornicator's blood.
Do you think if Bridgette leveled up in the Villain Association greater MP would result?Practice makes perfect.
>>32339013Try tinfoil hats anyway
>>32339013Get hooked up to an external power source.
>>32339013Time for training. You should be able to increase your magical capacity by repeatedly summoning your own bones, since that drains you.Train yourself. Become STRONG.
>>32339013Science might be the answer here. Get Sparkle to talk to Prince about hooking you up to a battery. It'll totally work.
>>32339013Even if you can summon all of the Monster family, there are still other monsters that she can summon and control. We should also look into ways of separating your powers from her.
>>32339013Don't forget to summon yourself
>>32339114But how did Evil Rena get that power in the first place?
>>32339013>So, before Rena attacks I need to summon each member of my family and possible alternate BenIncluding yourself! This is important.>and not die from suddenly running out of energy.You have met Caffo before, right? Because is anyone's expert at not not running out of energy, it would be her. The girl is speedster and presumably doesn't even sleep at all.The downside is, well... she's possibly more of a molester than Cynthia. But I think give the situation we'd just have to suck it up. Go talk with her.
>>32339013Well clearly the only way get that much energy is through the F/SN method!
>>32338750Holy fuck i hope you guys killed it off before it's too late.
>>32337862Cynthia is sensitive about her monster-hood
>>32339122That's a good question. We know that Bridgette died before Rena's power-draining spree. Maybe she captured Bridgette's soul? But we know she doesn't have Rider's powers, because we broke them.Also, does alternate Rena know of your survival? If we summon the wrong thing at the wrong time, it might tip her off.
>>32339156Evil Rena kissed Bridgette. She knows.
>>32339085The whole level system is a joke and you know it.We might as well appeal to the people at TV screens to send us their energy Goku-does-a-Spirit-Bomb style. Even that would be more effective!
>>32339168Ah, right.>>32339013As a training exercise, try summoning the alternate Bridgette's soul from the alternate afterlife. That should help you train your powers, and if it works, we'll have a good source of info on the other world.
>>32339184Bridgette should still practice using her powers, energy source or no.And the best way to do that is to do some villainy.
>>32339013Start with yourself. When you have that down, move up to your sister.
>>32339127Losing an arm to a dolphin?
>>32339013See if there's any method OTHER than summoning.Like fullbody tinfoil suits.Or drinking a million cups of coffee for more energy.also, UN-SLUG CYNTHIA BEFORE SHE DRIES OUT
>>32339013Seek Rena hugs for energy revitalization
>>32339282Cat girl Rena playing with Cat girl Cynthia is a better idea.
>>32338390We must summon alt CaffornicatorI must know
I guess I'll just... Train.>Bridgette starts off with summoning herself. She tests out the distance she can actually summon herself and finds out she can be summoned to about 50 feet away from where she's standing and then pop back where she was by unsummoning herself.>The constant summoning, especially without her batons, begins to take it's toll. After about half an hour she's sitting down and gasping for air."There has to be an easier way..."CF: "Hey~">Bridgette looks up and sees Caffornicator. She's holding a bottle of... Coffee.CF: "Heard you were looking for a power boost. I might have just the thing.""What is it?"CF: "It's a super special brew of coffee. One drink of this and you can go all day and night. Summoning stuff, hehe. I can give it to ya, if you want.""... What's the catch?"CF: "No catch, hehe. Just consider it repayment for that advice a while back.""Alright...">She takes the bottle. It feels warm.Well there's one problem solved at least. I think. Not sure if I can fully trust this girl.
>>32339312Ask if there's an aphrodisiastic side effects.Then wait for an opportunity to give it to Rena.
>>32339312well, you should test it at least once. To see if it works.If it doesn't, we may have to work on some kind of monster-control-baffling device.
>>32339312Do the actual contents of the bottle even remotely resemble coffee?
>>32339312Offer her cat girl Cynthia in exchange for not being drugged.
>>32339312Can we un-slug cynthia yet?I worry about her.Any ol' internet pervert could bother her.
>>32339312>Not sure if I can fully trust this girl.Caffornicator is a good girl. Little lonely at times, but others better than most of the Hero's. Though I would still try that coffee and see how bad the crash is afterwords.
>>32339312Caffo is best girl. Don't you doubt best girl.
>>32339312Ask where it came from. Ask it after you drink it.
>>32339312its okay, who needs anal virginity anyway?
>>32339362Better yet, tell Caffo that Cynthia is essentially immobile.
>>32339345Of course they do, everything tht comes out of her IS coffee.
>>32339368Long time ago I've learned that if something tastes good I don't really want to know what is it made of.
>>32339312She's nice! She really is! She's just trying to help!Then again, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
>>32339312Drink powerup coffee. Ask if she has a secondary power to summon coffee to go with her primary power of being really fast. Train.
>>32339312How long does the coffee last?If you're going to use it, you might want to have someone like your brother nearby in case something goes wrong. Like a sudden loss of energy.
>>32339312>Not sure if I can fully trust this girl.Being Caffo is suffering
>>32339399Caffornicator:Save cynthia from internet perverts taking advantage of her immobility.
>>32339445I just want them to finally talk without brutal maimings
>>32339445Better yet, listen to Cynthia's troubles like a good friend.
>>32339312who cares you need the training! chug it down!CHUG IT DOWN FROM THE SOURCE ITSELF!
>>32339312>Not sure if I can fully trust this girl.You can trust her to the point that she's not giving you something she wouldn't drink herself.And you can trust her to the point that if she says it's gonna kick you up, it's gonna kick you up.She might secretly want to get into your pants (so to speak), but so she does for a whole bunch of other people and she's not gonna act on it unless you give her opening. She's a perv, but not rapist.
>>32339478>Bridgette bites CaffinatorNO! THOSE FANGS ARE FOR RENA ONLY!
>>32339445>>32339312Tell caffo about cynthia's problem.Cynthia probably doesn't have a phone so you can't even de-slug her from here without summoning her all the way.Caffo: save cynthia. Don't explain why you are holding a rose in your mouth while you are doing it.
>>32339312She's a nice girl, just ask for the side effects and see if its not too bad. We still need to do it anyway and use it as a last ditch effort besides training
>>32339312Caffo is the best hero. You can trust her.She also knows Rider, so she might help you with helping her deal with the voices problem.
>>32339513SHE IS THE ONLY HOPE WE HAVE, SHE MUST TRAIN.
>Bridgette drinks some of the coffee."Wait... What's this one made out of?"CF: "Hehe...""Don't laugh. Seriously. Tell me.">Before the girl can question her further she feels something painful grip her heart. Her entire body starts to shiver.Oh god.Holy shitI can feel my fucking heart racing...I can't stop trembling.CF: "Uhm... You're only supposed to take a sip... You okay?""Y-yeah..."Oh god I have so much fucking energy right now. I feel like I can run, like, six fucking marathons with weights on my legs. I think I'm going to die.Or maybe I've already died and this drink is all that's keeping my body moving.I can't feel my face.
>>32339591Tell caffo you think you're dying.Then summon cynthia to try to burn off some of the energy.
>>32339591Don't waste time, just use that energy.
>>32339591bang Caffo. burn the energy off
>>32339591Summon Cythnia and turn her into a cat girl maid.
>>32339591Hey, is that robo-maid? Maybe she can help?
>>32339591CAFFO DO YOU HAVE ANY WAY TO REMOVE ENERGY FROM SYSTEMSFUCK ITSUMMON ALT-BEN TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN
>>32339591so training montage time?
>>32339591Summon family>Help!Also hello robo-maid!
>>32339591Power Ruffle Rena's hair
>>32339591summon yourself ten times per second, see if you can outspeed caffornicator
>>32339615No. That's Robonurse. Compeletely unrelated.
>>32339591Summon Cynthia and then change her into EVERYTHING-monstergirl.
>>32339653Everything monster girl maid, you mean.
>>32339591Summon yourself! Summon yourself everywhere!
>>32339591DRINK MOREONLY BY BECOMING COFFEE CAN YOU FIX THIS
>>32339591Can you summon alternate Ben and talk to him?
Rolled 14>>32339591Now is the time. Make your sister into a nekonomimi succubus vampire maid for Rena.Make the outfit embarassingly lewd for her
>>32339591FIND SOMETHING TO LIFT AND GET SWOLE IN FIVE SECONDS FLAT
>>32339591Burn it off. By training.You'll have the firmest butt in the world by the time you're done.
>>32339591If you can summon monsters from the alternat world, maybe you can summon yourself ~to~ the alternate world!Wait no that's a horrible idea!
>>32339704Cat girl nymph vampire maid.
>>32339591Lookit dat robomaid.
>>32339591Well there's the hospital right there.
>>32339721No, it's actually a pretty good idea.There you can seduce Evil Rena and rule the world as her evil consort.
>>32339591Force vomiting before any more gets into your system.
>>32339591You may want to seek medical attention before you try anything really straining. It might increase your energy, but doing too much at one time may still be hazardous. On the bright side, you may not need to sleep for a while, increasing the amount of practice you can get in.
>>32339591*Agent Smith voiceover* "DRINK MORE, DRINK MORE, DRINK MORE, COFFEE-AID".
>>32339591Start summoning the Monster family in this universe.
No, I can't run. I can't... fuck. I need to do something. Anything.I'm gonna summon every fucking thing.>Bridgette summons her mother, brother, sister, nephew, father, and even Magical Vampire Sparkle. While she's at it she changes Cynthia's form again and starts to cackle."HAHAHAHA! I DID IT! I CAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS!">Her heart stops.
>>32339849yeah, good thing you are close to a hospitalGive yourself CPR
>>32339849>Her heart stops.NOOOOOOO, at least she is with loved ones when she went.
>>32339849Uh oh.This is bad.But I can't stop laughing at Cynthia.
>>32339887We gotta turn her into a succubus more often.
>>32339849>Bridgettes faceWelcome to crazy town.
>>32339849>IDENTIFY THAT MONSTER GIRL!Bat-oni-succumbi-lamia?
>>32339849Who's that on the far right? It's no Monster family member that I recognize.
>>32339926It's Sparkle. Who is now a monster and officially apart of the family.
>>32339849oh man alt rena would be seriously pissed if she finds out Bridgette died again.
Rolled 5>>32339849Bridgette. You're in charge of yourself, you can command yourself! Thus, command yourself thusly!"My Heart, I command you: BEAT!"
>>32339849And that's why you don't do drugs.Bad end.
>>32339849Why is Cynthia missing an arm?
>>32339849SUMMON MONSTER HEART FROM EVILRENA TO REPLACE YOUR OWN!!
>>32339946It be funny if this is how she died in the Alt-Renas world too.
>>32339970No, she was killed by alt-AntiHero.
>>32339970This is not. Anti-Hero killed her.
>>32339978>>32339983Wait was she fuck I need to go reread that....
>>32339849YOU JUST NEED TO WORK THAT CARDIO GIRLGET THAT HEART INTO SHAPE
>>32339849Inb4 Alt!Sparkle dies to prevent Bridgette from dying and beginning the mad spiral all over again.
>>32338913Worth considering: if this is alt-QB, He may just be a normal Magical Girl mascot dealie.
======================================>Robomaid leaves the Hero Association. Her master is doing well and seemed to be in a particularly good mood.>She metaphorically pats herself on the back for a job well done and heads to the super market. Her mistress requested ramen when she gets better and the robot needs to buy the ingredients. Her receptors pick up the sound of heavy breathing and the creaking of bones as they struggle to support an impossible weight.>She sees her former master walk up to her. He tips his fedora.???: "Robomaid.""You... You were in the hospital."???: "Thanks to your big sister, Robonurse, I got better. Came by to see if you were willing to come back to me. I know we had a bit of a fight but I'm willing to forgive you for it.""No. Now leave before I beat you again."Mistress told me to not resolve my issues by murdering. It's not good, she said. I must try to obey but... I can not stand this human.???: "Come on, Meido. The place just isn't the same without you."
>>32340019He seems like a nice enough fell->SAOKILL HIM.
>>32340019blow rape whistle.Alternatively, file a restraining order.
>>32340019Oh god, is he actually trying to pull off a fedora?
>>32340019It's not murder if they don't die.Just putting that out there.
>>32339849See, Bridgette, that's how Caffo feels all the time.For the last 10 years.
>>32340019Go with him solely to take Robonurse away.
>>32340019I would say 'bite my metal ass' but I get the feeling he would do that...Just leave. Not like he can control you right?
>>32340044This. Humans will still function even if their legs have been removed.It will be very painful, though.
>>32340019Sodomize him with two sword dildos. Tell him it's because he's the only one special enough to dual wieldCall him Gary Stu
>>32340019Destroy his fedora. That is the source of his power levels.
>>32340019just pu him back in the hospitol its techicly not killing him
>>32340019Take the fedora as an offering for Master Rena.
>>32340019"I left because I did not like how you treated me. If you want company, you should pay more consideration to how they feel."
>>32340068>>32340056>>32340044They do have a point.
>>32340019No means no.
>>32340019"You're waifu a shit"
>>32340084Rape is a social construct.
>>32340019>He tips his fedora.If you can't kill him, introduce him to some of your more murderous friends
>>32340019Ignore him and walk away. It's not worth it.Or you know, beat him up and have him thrown in prison. He is a villain, right?
>>32340019Look him straigh in the eye and say the folloing:"Two years worth of semen."
>>32340044>>32340056>>32340061>>32340068Don't do this. Nobody actually appreciates this loophole. Harming people for no good reason is bad for the same reasons as killing them for no good reason.
>>32340019Leave. Now. By running fast. Like a ninja. On rooftops.
>>32340019tell him to fuck off to his robowives.
>>32340019You can beat him into a coma. Plenty of heroes do that to certain supervillains if the situation calls for it.
>>32340019Tell him his waifu a shit and then leave.
>>32340104He likes SAO, I physically strike everyone I meet that likes SAO
>>32340071She would burn it.
>>32340121A man after my own heart.
>>32340104He's wearing a fedora. How is that not a good reason?
>>32340120What is this two years of Semen thing?
>>32340019Do like any woman trying to avoid an abusive ex would. Kick him in the junk.
>>32340109Anon, no. We're on a mission to save our robosisters from this vile creature.Then we'll have a robofamily reunion at Rena's place.
>>32340117Being vaguely unpleasant doesn't "call for it". It's not some arbitrary rule that you can find loopholes in; the point is to not cause harm when there's no need to cause harm.
>>32340151Part of SAO quality writing.
>>32340151That's what's in the SAO light novels.It's nothing but drivel suited for 15 year old boys.
>>32340122Hmm. He needs a new designation.Master is no longer appropriate.What is the worst name you've heard Rena call someone?
Rolled 12>>32340019Deny your old master.Take any and all siblings. Convert them to the way of serving Rena.Its the right thing do do and we both know it.Free them from their shackles.Make Rena proud.
>>32340019what about maiming?
>>32340019Robomaid! You are not a gun! You are who you choose to be!Trash goes in the trash can!
>>32340104This guy's right. You don't need to do any physical harm to him yet. Be the bigger man.Machine. Be the bigger... Entity.
>>32340167it's fanfiction and you know it.
>>32340181And by trash, we mean that hat and his legs.
>>32340164No, thats three laws.Ironically he forgot to make Robomaid three laws compliant, so violence is very much an option.
>>32340171This. She will need a nurse if she hopes to face altRena and tease Cynthia at the same time.
>>32340019What exactly did you do when you left? It seems like he genuinely doesn't realize that you weren't happy with him. You should try to explain that before you do anything drastic.
"No. Now leave. I want to harm you but I will restrain myself."???: "Last chance, Meido. Come back to me.""No. Go fornicate with yourself."???: "Okay... Imouto meido, attack!">Robomaid feels something slam into her face, sending her flying into a fruit stand. She completely destroys it and feels a piece of her face fall off.>Someone is floating next to her former master.???: "Meido, meet your little sister. ROBOMAID MK. II! She's better than you in every way! She even made it into the S-Class! Now, come back to me willingly or she'll take you piece by piece!"
Rolled 78>>32340019Rolling for perception check.
>>32340202I mean, robomaid has a battle mode, but something tells me the answer here involves RMs personal growth, and newly found ability to actually be a maid.
>>32340213GUYS, what was that secret code word again!?
>>32340196Inflicting an "ironic" punishment for giving us more freedom seems... counterproductive. Or hypocritical. Or something along those lines.
>>32340213>She's better than you in every way!Except in cleaning! We've been learning from the best there is!Challenge her to a clean-off!
>>32340213Challenge her to a clean off. Surely you have learned much from Rena
>>32340151In the novel, they spend two years trapped in a MMO while their real bodies are in comas. He has sex in the game and his virtual body apparently undergoes the same physiological processes as his real one. Basically it's bad writing.
>>32340213Throw a rock at its off switch!
>>32340213Alert the Hero Association that an S-Class villain is assaulting the hospital.That'll get a LOT of heroes running to your aid.
>>32340213You don't actually have to beat her, just max her Yandere setting somehow
Rolled 75>>32340019Look, Robomaid. Rena's in the hospital. Robonurse could help her recover faster.Deep down, you know what the right course of action is.Let loose the beast of possibility onto your siblings and liberate themRobomaid DESTROY Mode, which shines with the human heart of possibility!
>>32340213guys we need the code word now.
>>32340266What if he's lying about S class?
>>32340243Challenge RM mkII to a Clean-off....Also, investigate whether you have a mega buster and ability to absorb powers
>>32340213Ask him why he needs you back if he has a new, better maid.Then do>>32340254>>32340257These guys have the right idea.
Rolled 19>>32340213Imouto?Transmit your great "Onee-sama is greatly displeased" signal.
>>32340213>little sisterDisregard punches, apply hugs.
>>32340213You're outclassed. Run and call for help on your phone thing.Or you could try challenging her to a cleaning contest. Remember, you've been training to clean, this new one probably isn't much better than you were when you were working under him.
>>32340276https://twitter.com/HeroRena/status/469047798889852928Officially S-Rank 15.
>>32340213Call hero support.
>>32340261So what you're saying is is that the people playing the game needed to wear protective undergarments while playing or they could possibly pee themselves?
>>32340213Okay, now he's definitely a bad guy. We can use force in self-defense.First, call for help. Have you got an internal cell phone or internet connection?Second, ask the new Robomaid why she's willing to serve him. We might be able to change her mind, or at least stall for time.
>>32340213Try and appeal to it's sense of disgust. Barring that, logical paradox! Ask her if God could make a sandwich so big even he couldn't eat it.
>>32340213kill her, not because she hit you nor the fact she looks better than you but to protect her to the things she will experience.kill your sister. now.
>>32340275HAND MAID MAY 11, MAHOROMATIC 12, OUJO-SAMA
>>32340275oh shit, right. Fuck. What thread was that in?
>>32340244Hand Maid May 11, Mahoromatic 12, oujo-samaBut uh, that's for Robo-Maid, MkII might have a different one. Also I'm wondering why RM's master isn't using the override on her?
>>32340213Just remember, she is your little sister. Your imouto. You need to save her from the darkness that is your old life. Save all of your siblings.
>>32340321That's a religious paradox, not necessarily a logical one.
>>32340213Point out that while she's an S class, he isn't.Also point out that your mistress is Rena the Rock.Then throw a rock at him.
>>32340291Shes better. Multiple limbs.But like your past self, she cannot know the gleaming heart of Clean-Fu from Ex-Master, for he does not know it to teach it.
>>32340213Robomaid, ask her to answer the following question with either "yes" or "no"."This statement is false."
>>32340318No, the people stuck in the game were for all intents and purposes in a coma. IV's catheters, the works.Now please, stop making me defend this awful awful story.
>>32340213How exactly did you leave? Were you simply made without restrictive programming? Was there an exploitable glitch? Was it damaged in an accident?
>>32340376I didn't mean the ones stuck.I meant the ones playing it before the whole trapping people in a game for no good reason.
>>32340340Because its not the one he set.Cosplay lass and Rena accidently set a new one when they were messing about with her settings.We only know what it is because Jade saw it
>>32340376Did they ever actually confirm that? I thought the whole story took place in the game world, and they had no access to the real world.
>>32340371If it didnt work on robomaid it wont work on version 2
>>32340409That's Log Horizon, I think. Sword Art Online is the one where they have VR headsets that kill them if they die in the game.
>>32340422Did we try that on Robomaid? Maybe the younger one is still inexperienced.
Rolled 6>>32340213Robomaid. Don't fight with anger. don't fight to destroy.That light that exists within you. That warm light from those you love.That light of possibility exists within you as well.That's why, whatever you decide, I will abide by your decisions.But you're not some mere vessel for his fetishes, neither are they! So, if you want to fight, I'll believe in you. If you want to run, I'll be by your side. But, Robomaid, please...Don't lose.
>>32340398it happened on the launch of the game
>>32340213"If you have a superior model, why do you need me?"
>>32340476... Beta testers? I kinda assumed that those were a thing.Of course all I know of the series is one of its abridged series. Listen, I just like the idea of the protaganist in diapers.
>>32340493Imoutos aren't for lewds.
>>32340331I can't... I can't saw those words. I might freeze up. Or -he- might use it against me.And I don't want to call the S-Class. They might destroy her. If she is how I was she doesn't deserve that. I must take her on myself the best way I know how."I challenge you to a clean-off.">Robomaid Mk. II stops in it's tracks. Her former master laughs.??? "You really think you can beat her? Unlike you I actually programmed her to clean. You can't possibly win.""I'm certain I can. If I win all of your creations come with me and you may never build another one again."???: "... Alright, fine. But if I win you're coming with me and I'm removing your stupid free will program. Worst mistake of my life. Just tell me a time and a place."
>>32340573Bridgette's place, high noon. Give us time to be fully repaired and ready
>>32340573a week and a day, at the house of Magical Vampire Sparkle
>>32340573This is a terrible idea.Call S classes to destroy him and capture her.
>>32340603Seconding. I refuse to risk Robomaid.
>>32340573post pone it till Rena can give you passive support with her friendship aura. You're outnumbered, rely on your friends.
>>32340573The Monster family's house, after Rena recovers. If you fail, they'll be willing to save you.
>>32340573Bridgette probably made the biggest mess in the history due to caffeine overload.Alternatively, Sparkle's kid and his webbing.So her place. Also, have Prince make a backup copy of your free will program, just in case.
>>32340573> hasn't seen Rena or Bridgette's placesRobomaid has this in the bag.Mk-2 is probably programmed like a roomba
So all we have to do is create a situation where free will is needed and Mk. II insta-loses.
>>32340573I implore that we need to hug out new-found imouto at some point!
>>32340573There is every possibility that there isn't any sister in the MK II to save; she could merely be a tool instead of a sapient artifical life-form. He just said himself that making a self-aware AI was the worst mistake of his life. He's not a perverted Noonian Soong, he's a neckbeard pervert who happens to be really good at making robots. Think carefully. altRena went berserk because she lost Bridgette. How would she react knowing that she lost you?
Rolled 5>>32340573Here. Now. The place...Is Bridgette's apartment messy again?If yes, then that. Robomaid: trust in the possibilities within yourself, all that you've learned from Rena, and try with all your might to do what you feel you ought to do.The free will you have, it isn't a curse. It's a prayer for you siblings. For a future of possibilities.
>>32340573Call bridgette and see if her place needs cleaning, before we set up the contest there. If it's not in a horrible state, then call other people until you find a good place.Then set the time in a couple hours or something, so you can prepare for it.
>>32340573Here and now. Clean up... THE CITYOr the wastelands
>>32340650Don't tell her where stuff goes, disqualify her when the owner can't find their shit
>>32340573You look a bit like deliquent with that bruise.It's cute.
Rolled 92>>32340573Robomaid:Don't lose.That's all I can say.
>>32340630>Also, have Prince make a backup copy of your free will program, just in case.We could have Sparkle do it. She's good with computers.
>>32340573CLEAN UP:Your master's mind.What kind of person makes sex slave robots? A dirty one.TIME FOR COMPETITIVE PSYCHOANALYSIS
>>32340730Fucking Genius, do this.
>>32340742He might just decide to smash Robo-maid to pieces in that case.
>>32340742>>32340756Sorry I was so slow with it. I was having gastro-intestinal distress.
>>32340758That counts as a forfeit for him. Mk I wins. Mk II rebuilds her, faster and stronger than before.
>>32340726Backup already created and loaded into the SD card in Rena's DS."Monster Maestro's room. One hour."???: "Very well."I believe in myself. I believe in my training. I can do this.====================================>An hour passes and the three of them meet in Bridgette's apartment. The place is filthy as usual. There's even snake skin on the ground. Robomaid feels a bit of panic but her little sister doesn't appear react at all.???: "Ready? Clean!">Robomaid Mk. II is far faster then Robomaid. She begins cleaning at breakneck speeds.>Clean 1d20+5 training bonus>Attempt to befriend Mk. II 1d20+4 Being around Rena all the time bonus.>Other 1d20
Rolled 12 + 5>>32340779> Clean 1d20+5 training bonus
Rolled 1 + 5>>32340779CLEAN
Rolled 3>>32340779>>Other 1d20CHEATCHEAT HARDCALL SUPER FRIENDS.then, clean up. And, if you fail, SUPER FRIENDS.
Rolled 19 + 5>>32340779Clean!
Rolled 2 + 5>>32340779QUALITY OVER SPEED
Rolled 19 + 5>>32340779CLEAN DAT SHIT
Rolled 7 + 4>>32340779Befriend!
Rolled 1 + 4>>32340776>Clean 1d20+5 training bonus
>>32340795Whelp. I fucked up.
Rolled 19 + 4>>32340779Hugs!
Rolled 16>>32340779Befriend while cleaning.
Rolled 18 + 4>>32340779>Attempt to befriend Mk. II 1d20+4 Being around Rena all the time bonus.
Rolled 4 + 4>>32340779>[x] befriend
Rolled 17 + 4>>32340779>Attempt to befriend Mk. II 1d20+4 Being around Rena all the time bonus.
Rolled 15 + 4>>32340795>>32340814Fuck
Rolled 1 + 5>>32340779>>Clean 1d20+5 training bonusCleaning! You've trained long and hard for this, robomaid!
>>32340795>>32340808>>32340814Rest in fucking pieces Robomaid
Rolled 12>>32340779>>32340804ALL THE ONESI'll support cheating at this point...
>>32340817Oh, c'mon, cheer up, we can still get this.
Rolled 16>>32340779Cheat like a motherfucker.Begin by throwing heavy stuff at the neckbeard.
Rolled 12 + 4>>32340779rollan for friendship.
Rolled 6 + 4>>32340779Can't you see, MK. II?The same freewill exists within you!She's not just a vessel for the desires of that fedora wearing jerk and neither are you.Who you are is who you chose to be.And if there's no freewill program to be found: upload one into her.
>>32340846>>32340814>>32340795What The Fuck
Rolled 19 + 5>>32340779Send a text to Cynthia that she has a new toy you'd love if she played with a bit, and then CLEAN!, befriending comes later
>>32340795>>32340814>>32340846We get it dice, we lost. You don't have to keep rubbing it in.
>>32340866RoboMaid has no luck.
Rolled 6>>32340779Fuck it.Cheat.
And that's how Robomaid lost her free will and became Redditman's onahole.The end.
Rolled 4 + 4>>32340779Obligatory effort to to free imoutobot's mind.She doesn't have a free-will unit, so it's our duty to exercise ours in her stead.
>>32340878>Sure we do!
Rolled 16>>32340779Retreat to hospital while Mk2 is focused with cleaning
>>32340866clearly we must befriend the shit out of her.
Rolled 8>>32340779Knock out the fedora-wearing neckbeard and upload a copy of a freewill program into your little sister!Little sisters are to be protected, not made to be forced into cleaning!Who is he to force your cute little sister around?!
Rolled 8>>32340901Hey, no one said we have to keep to our word.We can still beat the fucker when his guard's down.
>>32340795i guess it's time to put on THAT mouth unit again.
Rolled 10 + 5>>32340779>CleanFriendship can come later. We don't know if it'll actually get her to avoid the contest, but we'll have plenty of time once we win.
>>32340901>RedditmanI think you mean Fa/tg/uy
>Backup already created and loaded into the SD card in Rena's DS.Wellat least she can be saved.
>>32340940More like tha/tg/uy
what the fuck, dice
He has control over the dice. All is lost.
Rolled 18 + 4>>32340779FRIENDSHIP
Rolled 13 + 4>>32340779>Friendship
Rolled 11>>32340984last ditch victory roll?
>>32341007>gods just mocking you.roll
>Robomaid does her best to clean up. While she is far better at cleaning what she can her sister is simply able to clean more. As Robomaid finishes cleaning one area perfectly her sister is already on her third round of cleaning the entire home. It takes her a few cycles but soon her area is spotless while Robomaid has only made a few places immaculate.???: "I think that's that.""N-no..."It can't be.After all my training. How did I lose? I can't... No.???: "I'll admit you've gotten better but you're still nowhere near as good as imouto meido. Well, ain't like you're going to be a maid any longer.">A dozen ideas race through Robomaid's mind. She could kill him, right now. If she could just hit him with an ion beam or a rocket fist. Even if she's taken down by her sister she won't be able to do anything if her master is dead.>Robomaid Mk. II flies over to her and places a very strong hand on her shoulder, pulling her towards her former master. Another hand is on her back panel.
Rolled 15>>32340984Is that a good writing or a bad writing
>>32341068Tear our your own spine/braincage and hide it.
>>32341068Destroy back panel.Call hero support.
Rolled 17>>32341068Hug her and tell her you don't blame her.
>>32341068Just... start crying.
>>32341068Access your sister's programming settings and download your free will program into her.
>>32341068self-destuct sequence.except make it a ruse.
Well, at least MGS removed the worst of the personality dials. That should buy a little time.
Rolled 10 + 4>>32341103WRONG FIELD GOD DAMN IT
Rolled 19>>32341068Turn off your audio sensors and say the override. Then book it with imouto. Otherwise, do something distracting like kissing the imouto robomaid and then changing her settings while everyone's distractedFuck. I don't know, but you can't let that greasy fuck get his hands on you.
Rolled 17>>32341068Initiate self-destruct sequence.
>>32341068Hack your sister.Alternatively call for help.Alternatively DO ANYTHING BUT THIS
>>32341068This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is the way the world ends
>>32341068This is where you learn the point of free will; weaseling your way out of something that doesn't go your way.SURPRISE ATTACK!
Rolled 20 + 4>>32341068>Attempt to befriend sister"Do you truly want to do this? Are you happy like this?"
>>32341068Ask the Mistress to save you.
>>32341068Hug imouto, apologise. You tried to save her from the creepo.
>>32341068Oh wait, Sparkle broke the knob off.
>>32341068Broadcast out message with instructions on how to re insert your freewill code into you and your sister
Rolled 6>>32341146I love you anon.
>>32341068Mention how obviously unclean former-master is as a scathing incitement of Imouto Mk. II's breadth of cleaning acumen.The imoutobot petard hoist is the only way to defeat this scumbag.Once he's been cleaned thoroughly and is disabled by the strange sensation of soap on skin, make a last-ditch effort to turn our little sister.
>>32341146Do I dare to hope?
>>32341139Not with a bang
>>32341068Bluff!"This will not end well for you. I have been reprogrammed to harm him if I am anywhere nearby. Only my free will is stopping it."
>>32341186Even if there is no lesbianism or lewds, there will always be Robomaid.Won't you believe in her, anon?
>>32341180Technically correct. Her side has one enormous shitstain on it.
Rolled 15>>32341210I want to believe in the light of possibility known as Robomaid.
>>32341180Good idea!"You have covered a larger area, but you have not cleaned it thoroughly. A rather large spot is still unclean.
"Imouto, please. Is this what you truly want? Are you happy like this?">Robomaid can feel her sister's grip loosen a bit. Her head tilts and Robomaid can hear her internals whirring as she appears to think."Join me and my Mistress. She won't force you to do anything. She is an amazing person. Imouto, please."MKII: "......"???: "Robomaid Mk. II, do it already. I can't listening to her blab on and on. First thing I'm going to do after removing your free will is get rid of your stupid mouth""Imouto, pl-">Robomaid feels her off switch flipped.>Then she feels nothing.
>>32341068"Don't do this. I can help you."
>>32341153While hugging, insert your free will module into her.
I wanted to tell the dude to check his privilege, considering all the fedora and "taking away free will from a woman" thing.
>>32341280I have no mouthand I must scream.
is it HEALING yet?
>>32341280NOOOOOOOOso when is her AV video going to come out?
>>32341280RENA SENSES:ACTIVATEASSEMBLE ALL FRIENDS
>>32341357To me, my friend-men?
Rolled 14>>32341357RENA: DESTROY MODE
>>32341280inb4 imouto kills her master and shut us off to not interfere
>>32341357>AWAKEN MY MASTER
>>32341338Imouto did nothing wrong!
>>32341400stop trying to force Gundam Unicorn into this quest.
>>32341452to be fair, Unicorn was broken as shit by the end of the series.
>>32341452 >not believing in possibility
I hope new evil slave Robomaid is sluttier
=======================================MVS: "How are you feeling?""A whole lot better. You guys have some really good healing stuff here."MVS: "Prince has been a help with that. Bridgette is in the Villain hospital. If you can visit her for me and tell her I think I know how to stop evil Rena from summoning the monsters that would be great.""I'll do that."Her and Robomaid need a gift. They both visited me while I was all messed up. Especially Robomaid. She came by like every hour. She's probably on her way over now.>Rena calls up her maid but she doesn't answer.Huh. That's weird...
Rolled 7 + 5>>32341565SHE'S DEAD, RENADEAAAAAD
Rolled 2>>32341565Save Robomaid.Please.
>>32341565ROBOMAID HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NECKBEARDS!ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE ROBOMAID?
>>32341565RENA, ROBOMAID HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE YOUR ROBOTIC ROOMMATE?
>>32341504I thought there would be a Gundam finally immune to the trend of Funnels by endgame.Then, fucking FUNNEL SHIELDS.That being said, what kind of system would Robomaid even have to activate NT-D or someshit? Newtypes aren't a thing. Monsters? Powers in general?
>>32341565SHE FUCKED UP, RENASHE FUCKED UP
>>32341565go see if bridgette has any lasagne in her fridge. she's in hospital, and itd be a waste to let it go into the trash
>>32341565Robomaid never doesn't answer. Panic.
Rolled 1>>32341565time to save her!Satan! Guide my cock!
>>32341565RENAYOUR FRIEND WAS KIDNAPPED BY HER MAKERGO GET HER BACK WITH A WHOLE TASKFORCE OF S CLASS BUDS AND MONSTERS
>>32341565Ask robonurse, her and robomaid are sort of related, she would know what's up.
>>32341594>>32341597bad dude mind
Rolled 12>>32341600The light of possibility brought by /u/.
>>32341565There's nothing wrong, Rena.Robomaid probably just wants some privacy, that's all.
>>32341600>newtypes arn't a thingwhat is alt-Rena?
>>32341559Why would you want a slutty Robomaid?
>>32341615Nice fake roll there.>>32341565Robomaid got into a clean-off with a newer model robot made by her old master. She lost. Hurry to Bridgette's apartment and see what's going on. Bring help.
>>32341565well you can probably catch her on some live adult chat site.you can chat through there!
>>32341679Because slutty maids are great.
Rolled 11>>32341565Robomaid's free will is in your DS.Only you can save her.
>>32341565Fucking hell, I think you actually made me cry a little.Rena better be good and pissed when she finds out what happened.
>>32341565>If you can visit her for me and tell her I think I know how to stop evil Rena from summoning the monsters that would be great.It'd be a good idea if she told us the method, just in case something bad happens.Check your computer. Maybe she left a message.
I'm sure Robomaid is happy now.After all, she can finally fulfill the purpose she was built for.
>>32341636>>32341636That was killed ages ago.
>>32341565Rena:Straigh up murder robomaids creator.
>Bridgette in hospital>Rena recovering>Robomaid wrektI know, I know I've let you down...
>>32341565Rena, you need to check your phone. Especially your memory card.See if Robomaid left you a message on the phone.Then, go grab Bridgette and go save her.
Rolled 8>>32341780Even so, I want to believe in humanity's possibility for /u/
>>32341686not really>>32341679why wouldn't I?
>>32341795I for one welcome Evil Rena as our new Dark Queen and Overlord.A-as an anonymous voice, I feel I can serve as a competent adviser and thrall, rooting out all voices who do not show complete obedience to our glorious mistress.
>>32341780>Evil Rena kissed Bridgette>QotW x RaindropsAnon, I'm sorry, but your time has come and gone.
>>32341828Bridgette's heart stopped. I don't know if she is in the condition to save anyone. Jade Revolver, on the other hand, would probably love to go on a rescue mission with Rena
>>32341877This. Jade deserves some sidekick time.
>>32341838humanity is doomed to repeat the same mistakes
>>32341843>why wouldn't I?because there's whole bunch of robot girls more suitable for lewding
WHAT!?>Rena uses the tracker on her morpher to find Robomaid. She runs as fast as her legs can carry her through the city until she finds herself near a ruined bank. People are running about in terror and sirens are going off. Her morpher beeps and warns her that an S-Class is nearby. She also finds that her phone is downloading a massive file.>She has no time to check it as she sees two robots float out of the building followed by a rather heavyset man.>He tips his fedora at Rena.???: "Milady. Please move out of the way.">The robot with the frilly dress stares dead ahead, not even looking at Rena."Robomaid..?"???: "No, she's not Robomaid anymore. She is... EGL-BOT! I'm guessing you must be her former mistress? EGL-Bot, kill her.">Now Robomaid looks at Rena. She charges at her former mistress.=====================================
Rolled 9>>32341886It wasn't a mistake.
>>32341883And she probably knows where Robomaid is.
>>32341910What does EGL mean?Also double thread?I hate cliffhangers!
>>32341910toss a rock at fatty. then toss a building at him. then run to prince, so he can de-EGL robomaid
>>32341928Elegant Gothic Lolita...
Well, we're about to see an angry Rena.This guy is dead.
Rolled 9>>32341910>Hopes and dreames.exe>deleted.W-Well, I guess I didn't want a good person Rena in this universe either....T-thanks, Larro.
>>32341964This. He's not leaving here alive.
>>32341910Rena, get mad.
>>32341964>>32341974It'll have to wait until next chapter!
>>32341981No.Murder fatty right now.During the chapter break.He'll never expect it.
>>32341910"Hand Maid May 11, Mahoromatic 12, oujo-sama!"
Thanks for reading everyone! I would love to run a double chapter tonight but I've gone on as long as I can, I've got some things to do.As usual I'll post the next start time on the twitter. It shouldn't be too long from now.
>>32341996I can guarantee that he changed it.
>>32341910Ignore Pokemon; throw rock at trainer.
>>32341910Wait what? That seemed like a short chapter.I'm getting tired of do-or-die contests depending on dice rolls. Also what's the point of getting a bonus if rolling a 1 counts as failure no matter what? You're putting too much weight on critfails- there were far more good rolls than 1s.
>>32342010See you next time.It seems everything is going Evil Rena's way.
Evil Rena gouged out Alt Sparkle's eyes and tortured her. This guy is a gross jerk, but he doesn't warrant Rena's first blood. Besides, we could get a lot of use out of reforming him.It's not like RM can't be saved. All we have to do is haul her back home and upload freewill.flac into her.
>>32342010Why must you leave us on these depressing cliffhangers
>>32342010Here, I improved it.
>>32341910I hope you remembered to bring your DS. Maybe Robomaids old game cartridge will remind of who she was.
>>32342010See you next time, Larro!Thanks for running.
I suppose if he survives whatever Rena does here we could get Queen to mind-control him into fixing robomaid.
>>32342032Just because we can re-clone (re-insert free will) into her later doesn't mean he didn't fucking KILL HER BRAIN.He just murdered our good robot friend.We're at least tossing him to aeon to rip apart his brain.
>>32342010Thanks for running, man. Fun thread as always.See you next time.
>>32342044What did you do? I don't- oh. Well, it is a marked improvement.
Thanks for running Larro! It's been months since I last caught a live thread!>>32342061He removed her free will. We don't know that he deleted all her memories or fried her old hardware or anything.
>>32342061That huge file downloading onto Rena's phone might be some way of restoring Robo-maid's brain. Some type of code or program that will reprogram her past experiences into the old shell, maybe? Not exactly an entire AI, but something that the Robo-maid hardware will interpret and reprogram into the Robo-maid we knew?
>>32341910Well, at least him turning her into a villain means that he didn't mean that she was meant to be a sex toy
>>32342112Fucker lobotomized her.Lobotomize him.>>32342130I'm sure you'd be just fine if someone made a copy of you after you got murdered.Not a problem at all!
>>32342150I didn't mean to build another Robo-maid. I meant that after we get Robo-maid and restore her free will program, whatever is downloading onto the phone will be the second half of restoring Robo-maid fully.
Guys, it's simple.We'll get the Spine Ravager to ravage his spine.
>>32342150Christ guy, calm down a bit.
>>32342180A digital copy is just that. A copy.Original robomaid is deeeed.
>>32342029And she only took one suggestion. There were at least half a dozen there, and none of them were mutually exclusive.
>>32342185I support this.
>>32342199now she is on renas phone
>>32342150>Fucker lobotomized her.Did Bridgette lobotomize Cynthia when she summoned her and forced her to transform?It's possible he did something way worse to her, but as far as we know, you're blowing this way out of proportion.>>32342190It's just her free-will. It's not her memories or her personality or anything. Do you consider anesthesia murder too?
>>32342199It's less duplicating an entirely new person and more like working with the original existing framework that was scrubbed clean and guiding it into instantaneously growing into the old persona.
>>32342190I'm pretty damn livid about what happened to robomaid.The best we can do now is robomaid 2.0- now with the creepy philosophical problem that the original totally got wiped and we're working from a backup copy.
The man tips his fedora.I think we're not being harsh enough.
>>32342254So someone comes in, erases your brain, and puts a new one in from a backup.You still got brain erased. Backup you lives fine and happy, sure, but real you died.
>>32342260>the original totally got wipedWhere does it say this?
>>32342267Ironic punishment time?
>>32342285The part where her free will got erased and our only hope of getting her back is restoring her from a backup.
>>32342260Chill out, she's still alive. Check the twitter
>>32342281Does it matter? The backup is exactly like the original. No differences.
>>32342285it does not look at his twitter
>>32342289Well, one thing comes to mind.We get FCC Man to get him a desk job where all he does is fill reports in a small gray cubicle.Forever.
>>32342305It doesn't matter to anyone but the original, who is dead.And people who care about things like that.
>>32342303Larro status: based.>>32342321Calm your tits, anon. Holy cow.
>>32342303>>32342307Yes, it was never in dispute that the backup was fine.but digital transfers, they work by copying. Not actually moving data.
>>32342289>>32342314Let's get queen to force him to be a maid forever.
>>32342368>Let's get queen to force him to be Lolu's maid forever.
>>32342342This is the Heroverse. Of course it works by actually moving data.
>>32342281>implying that the cellphone doesn't contain all of Robomaid's mind and won't start giving advice to the Mistress midbattle.
>>32342368she does not use her mind control powers anymore
>>32342368Turn him into Maid Guy, new S class hero.
>>32342368>>32342386He can be their maid man
>>32342395Actually, I am implying that it contains a 100% perfect copy of the mind, and the original got burned out.
>>32342342Unfortunately we're getting into hypothetical since the tech doesn't exist in our time. I mean if you make an exact copy of someone and destroy one of the two at the same moment is there a difference?I mean look at Queen. She makes a copy of herself each time she dies but she's still Queen of the World.She's not even the same Queen that met Raindrops the first time if we go by the logic of the original meaning much.
We need to reform the neckbeard, not destroy him. Buried beneath those pasty, greasy folds and disgusting neck-pubes is a powerful ally, and we're in dire need of those right about now.
>>32342410>is there a difference?YES.One of them died.And queen dying constantly is horrible.
>>32342410Well, I think this kinda goes into the argument of souls and mortal shells and how that applies to advanced artificial life-forms. Queenie may have memory wipes from reincarnating, but it's assumed that her soul transfers to a new vessel when she does so.
>>32342408>implying Robomaid hasn't restored herself from backups before, and rewritten her original mind several times over
Hero Quest: Ontology Edition.There's whole branches of study dedicated to people arguing the minutiae of situations like this. We aren't just going to stumble upon the 'right' answer while frothing at the mouth on the internet.
>>32342439>implying she's done this while in our service>implying partial rewrites are the same as entirely burning out the free will
>>32342453That's not the same as destroying someone's personality. Like the new Robomaid, the original still has thoughts and feelings, but can't act on her own.
>>32342431I think that this whole argument might be a bit too philosophical for Hero Quest. She is a robot though so she can't really die, just be destroyed. It's entirely possible to make dozens of copies of her, shuffle them all around, and destroy all but one. No one would be able to tell the difference between them.>>32342437>>32342441Yeah, arguing about the nature of souls and stuff isn't going to help. What we do know is that a piece of Robomaid is alive in Rena's phone still, copy or not that's still her.
>>32342485If that's true, it's a bit of a relief.Though it's probably not.>>32342489A robot being destroyed is a robot dying.It's entirely theoretically possible to make 20 of your brain, shuffle 'em around, and destroy 19 of them.That's 19 murders. Nobody would be able to tell but the guys who died.
>>32342453Neckbeard is already a tremendous jerk who needs a severe dose of the Rena Treatment. You don't need to add forced drama on top of it.
>>32342530so give him the fullbody cast treatment that Batman gives the joker whilst stealing away Robonurse and any other Robo-sisters?
>>32342453>>implying she's done this while in our serviceWhy would it matter if she did it during our service or not? She already had free will before she quit.
>>32342555Nah.Have aeon tear apart his brain then stick him in the nega-verse where only pain survives.
732 posts now.
>>32342555I was thinking along the lines of Bane, actually.
>>32342518>Though it's probably not.Your only evidence is whatever you've cooked up in your silly head. Both the quest itself and the QM have said nothing to imply that RM's personality and memories were erased, and Larro's tweet seems to implicitly reinforce that.>>32342555There needs to be a stern lecture and encouraging smile in there, too. Also hat theft for hat theft's sake.
>>32342572Because you want to keep them alive as best as you can from when you meet them. You can't keep them alive before you meet them, as you don't know they exist. Basic temporal management.Also, we don't want her restoring from backup. Just like we don't want queen restoring from backup.
>>32342597No, it's 739 posts now.
>>32342575Reminder that Rena doesn't murder and she will outright refuse to even kill him, let alone torture him for eternity.
>>32342632Then turn him over to the proper hero authorities.It's the same thing!
Larro, sexy succubus Cynthia art? I'll color it....
>>32342670inb4 Sexy Slug Cynthia.
>>32342599Well, actually all the ontological stuff is pretty damn sound. The only real argument available is "but why does it matter" to counter it.The "it's probably not" is just pessimism.
We can break him mentally, probably the same way we messed with Cosplay Lass.Call EGL-Bot Eaglebot and ask him why she's called that when she doesn't have an eagle anywhere on her.
>>32342662nah, proper authorities don't care that much about robomaidthey'll just throw him in jail
>>32342726Anon, it was a joke about how horrible hero prisons are with any kind of high profile villain capture.
>>32342693That and "Would Rena ever understand if we tried to explain it to her?"
>>32342740Yeah.It was never in argument whether an outside observer would care. To them it's the same, copy or original.Unless they recognize and care about the death and replacement of the original.
>>32342734have we seen that?not in this quest, when Cynthia was captured she seemed pretty comfy
>>32342754The one with CL and Jade also looked nice.
Friendly reminder:Last time this exact situation came up with queen, rena killed the guy who did it with a rock.Or at least thought she did.
>>32342754>>32342781>not even S class
>>32342693>The only real argument available is "but why does it matter" to counter it.No, the argument is that we have no reason to believe Alpha Neckbeardus wiped Robomaid's personality or memories.It's entirely possible that he did, but it's a bit silly to start calling for a lifetime of omni-rape before we have the facts. Especially with Evil Rena just around the corner.
>>32342754well, there WAS alternate sparkle being literally brain tortured for information.
>>32342803Rena kills all the people who make her mad with rocks. But yeah, she was very upset.
>>32342857That falls under the pessimism part, anon, not the ontological part.A pessimist would think he DID wipe it.If he didn't, then, well, that's much better.>>32342864well, like KILL killed. Smushed into pieces with a boulder.
>>32342803I think he was too strong to afford pulling punches. What people want here is edgelord retribution.Unless I'm misremembering something.
>>32342829Cynthia was A class, and Jade Revolver had an S class father. I doubt there's much difference. He's not getting eternal torture, calm your sadism boner.>>32342859She's a threat to the entire city. This guy is not.
>>32342857>>32342873The fact that robomaid sent all her memories and stuff in the emergency dump doesn't bode well on this front.>>32342883Have you not heard of skynet?
>>32342900>Have you not heard of skynet?All the more reason to scrub him down, shave him, and show him the light of FRIENDSHIP!Imagine a full squad of Robomaid sisters. It'd be like the Color Rangers except metal, reliable, and way sexier in bikinis.
>>32342900What does skynet have to do with anything?
>>32342950You mean send him to Aeon for interrogation for his robotics secrets which are then given to prince?
>>32342959The dude can straight up make S classes. It has to do with everything.
>>32342973That's not an answer.
>>32342990Deadly machines who wish to rebel against their horrible master who gives them a terrible view of humanity.It sort of already happened, but thank goodness we caught one while it was reasonable and not while it was all KILL DEATH HUMANS
>>32343000Heck, what if imoutos 2-527 decide to remove the filth of humanity after this?
>>32343000>implying these machines could ever beat the top tier heroes/villains
>>32342960Anon, Rena isn't just a Hero -- she's a hero.Queenie's mass-enslavement is arguably far worse than anything Neckbeardimus Prime has done, and Rena still befriended the fuck out of her.
>>32343041There's not really any way the guy's getting out of hero jail without getting his brain checked thoroughly for his robotics secrets.Unless>>32343039is right and the entire robomaid series is shit compared to existing prince robotics.
>>32343041Unfortunately for Neckbeardimus Prime, he's not a cute girl, so while Rena might befriend him, /tg/ never will
>>32343074Aeon is just creepy. We should keep him away from prisoners if possible.
>>32343217Aeon's ENTIRE JOB is to go near prisoners.He in fact goes over them pretty regularly, if prince's chatter was accurate.
>>32343209Correction, he's not cute at all. Spine Ravager was a kawaii monster, and /tg/ likes him.
>>32343041>>32343209Wasn't queen's mass enslavement because of a tragic memory problem, something this guy doesn't have to excuse him?Unless this guy is somehow has a medical condition that FORCES him to make sex slaves and kidnap/brainwipe robots.
>>32343229Well, he's still creepy.Also, 777.
>>32343249inb4 autism jokes.
>>32343249Nope, Queen's enslavement thing is because of ignorance; she plain didn't know it was wrong.Maybe Neckbeard is the same, ya? He doesn't value the 'life' he gives to robots because he just sees them as machines.
>>32343249Queenie enslaved people because she didn't see them as anything more than her possessions.At least Neckbeardimus created life that could develop and flourish instead of enslaving and corrupting life that already existed.If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have a Robomaid to be BFFs with in the first place.
>>32343347She would have known it was wrong if not for tragic memory problems. There was a whole tragic tomb about teaching the tragic lesson about the tragic mind control.Wheras neckbeard is just an intelligent sex slave making dick.
>>32343384He JUST enslaved and corrupted something that already existed.Like, just now.
>>32343384>develop and flourishI'm pretty sure that creating a slave race is a big no-no.
>>32343407Yeah, creating slave races is pretty much one of THE cosmic level crimes.
>>32343347Queen is kinda dumb and has memory issues. Neckbeard created some of the most(if not the most) advanced combat machines and programed artificial intelligence for them. He's smart enough to know exactly what he's doing, and messed up enough to love it.
>>32343389>an intelligent sex slave making dickThat would be pretty handy to have.Unless it didn't like what you were doing with it and decided to leave your body.
>>32343425Yeah.He's pretty much inexcusable.
>>32343389>She would have known it was wrong if not for tragic memory problems.You know what's tragic? All the nameless lives that suffered under her reign just so she could "learn a lesson.">>32343402I realized that right after I posted. My point still stands, though. Robomaid is proof that he can do a lot of good with his power given some Rena-brand readjustment.
>>32343407But Rena's happy to have Robomaid a friend, and Robomaid feels the same, doesn't she?
>>32343389She was killed precisely because she never learned. She toyed with human life and took everything that made them individuals. Tragic tragic tragic isn't an excuse just because she's a likable character.Likewise, him being greasy and a sleazebag doesn't somehow make his crimes greater.
>>32343452Robomaid is living proof he needs to be stopped forever, and his information given to someone so morally dubious as to create a sex slave that rebels against her own programming and escapes, so bad is her lot in life.And, yes, the slaves are part of the tragedy. There's a reason I used like six tragedies.
>>32343481The difference is she stopped when she found out it was wrong.He knows it's wrong and keeps going.One's a tragedy, the other is a guy who needs to be locked up forever.Unless you plan on literally rewriting his brain.
>>32343425>>32343451Queen did what she did because of an incredible ego. Neckbeard does what he does for a similar reason.How is not valuing human life because you believe to be above it different from not valuing the life of a robot because it's a machine?
>>32343503We don't know a thing about the man behind the neckbeard. Maybe he was actually a super kawaii loli being bitten by a feral neckbeard.
>>32343470Again, slave race, no-no.It's like a rapist siring the Hero of the land while raising the rest of his children to help him. Fuck the rapist.>Neckbeard does what he does for a similar reason.No, he does it for the subservience. Not the ego.
>>32343527Queen still has the same ego, and yet she doesn't enslave any more.It was because of ignorance. When she found out it was wrong, she stopped.He knows it is wrong, and he keeps going.>>32343542that doesn't explain or excuse any of this.
>>32343549Actually, he does it to FUCK INTELLIGENT CREATURES THAT ARE UNABLE TO SAY NO.The guy's a rapist. Like, a literal rapist. He rapes.
>>32343503>>32343572How do you know he knows that? It's an assumption made in this thread. It's not unreasonable to look at an artificial intelligence as nothing more sacred then any other piece of software. Doubly so that he's the one intimately familiar with it's workings.
>>32343600Once an artificial intelligence reaches the point it breaks out from your control, gets a job, and actively demands to not go back into your control, you lose claim on it being "just a machine".Doubly so since the guy knows very well they're turing capable. Rapes 'em anyway.
>>32343572I think people would be less inclined to make excuses for him without all the "grr, hate and torture and murder" stuff. It's clear that he's a bad guy and needs to be stopped, but let's not go full Anti-Hero on him.Also, 801 posts.
>>32343593Well, no see he wants to make them not intelligent so they can't say no! Like with our friend Robomaid. She's certainly not saying no anymore.He realized that giving them the intelligence required to say no was a bad thing. Now he's working hard to fix that. He's the good guy. Except for the bank robbing thing. And trying to get Rena killed.
>>32343644So he lobotomizes girls until they can't say no and then rapes him.That is what you just said he does.
>>32343593He built them from the first wire up. It could easily be a case of not being able to see the forest for the trees.And again, we don't know a drop of his backstory. Maybe he suffered a TRAGIC TRAGEDY OF TRAGEDY like Queenie, or maybe he really is just a sociopath.Throw rock, ask questions, and then later we can decide if we want to consign him to a death without death.
>>32343633That they're making excuses for him is encouraging the "just kill him argument" way more than the people saying "kill him" could ever do.It's incredibly bad for your own position when you defend rape as a moral thing.
>>32343644>How dare you object to my edgy rage!
>>32343664What possible tragic backstory could explain repeatedly making sex slaves intelligent enough to want to escape from you and then removing their ability to do so whenever they do escape?
>>32343623Sure but how do you KNOW that he KNOWS it's wrong? It's pretty fucking unreasonable to snatch up people with a livelihood to serve you and assume it's fine, right? But nobody rags on Queen for not figuring it out on her own.