UMI DAH

Yesssss.

>>32321800
Go on.

>>32321800
I missed you so much ;_;

Awh shi
FQ time

Whitney as op post. Good episode inbound.

ITS TIME

For sister fucking?

Time for Vivian.

>>32321800
Kinda weird that I show up less then a minute after this started.

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(reposting the last update from the previous thread since suptg ate it)

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"Take my hand," you say. "It'll be okay."

Rose looks up at you. "You promise?" she asks.

"I said I'd protect you, didn't I?"

You lace your fingers through hers. She clasps you tightly with her clammy hand, as if holding on for dear life.

"Alabaster-- I love you..." She flexes her little hand in yours, as if drawing courage from you by osmosis. "Whatever happens, I won't let her take me away."

"All right. Just try to keep calm. Remember that I'm here with you."

"Always?"

"Always."

Hand-in-hand and walking confidently, you step out into the foyer.

>>32321895
yeah, foolz caught the whole thread, but suptg apparently dropped the ball.

meh, I generally prefer foolz anyway

>>32321889
>Time for Vivian.
Second.

>>32321895
10 bucks this shit will not fly.

Another thread, another torch to carry.

For plot heavy segments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

For PLOT heavy segments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8sZXFN6jc

>>32321895
This will not end well.

Time for Mrs. Mallory to be 7/6.

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"Rose!" Mrs. Mallory cries, falling on bended knee and embracing her daughter. She tries to pull Rose away, but through all her tugging and pulling, Rose refuses to let go of your hand.

Finally, Mrs. Mallory relents. She leans back, looking Rose in the eye. "Are you all right?" she asks. "Are they hurting you?"

"I'm fine, mother--"

"Wait-- nevermind. Tell me at home. We can go right away."

"I am not going."

"--We can catch the first flight back. I already have your ticket. Your father will pick us up at LAX and--"

"I am not going," Rose says firmly.

Awkward silence.

"W-what are you saying?" Mrs. Mallory asks. "Your father and I have been worried sick. You can't just... just run away, for goodness sake. Think of what you're saying."

"I have thought about it." Her hand squirms, gripping yours more tightly. "I want to stay with these people."

"And you're just going to stay with them forever? What about your schooling? What about student council, what about Berkeley? Your father didn't donate $50,000 to the board of control for the hell of it. You're going to break his heart. Over some-- some whim--"

Rose glances away, unable to look her mother in the eye.

"You leave Rose alone!" Whitney yells from her seat in the living room. "She made her decision! Fuck off if you don't like it!"

You make a face at Whitney that tells her she isn't helping matters.

"Let's get away from these people for a minute," Mrs. Mallory says. "There's something we need to talk about in private. All right?"

"Can't you just let me be happy, for once in my life?" Rose asks, still not looking her in the eye.

"I want nothing less. But there are some things you need to know-- things I put off telling you for too long--" She looks at you, then back at your mom. "Give us five minutes alone. That's all I ask."

>What will you do?

>>32321991
Ask Rose if she wants to be alone.

>>32321991
[x] whatever you can say in front of her you can say in front of us.

>>32321991

Allow it the 5min alone, but in like a bedroom or something in which isnt easy to escape from.

>>32321991
Ask Rose.

>>32322022
this

>>32321991
SHOW HER WE NO LONGER HAVE A HEART

>>32321991
>>What will you do?

We're pretty open here Mrs. Mallory. Whatever you have to say, feel free to just say it.

>>32322022
You can't exactly go deciding that for another person, you know. She needs to be the one to say that, not us.

>>32321991
>[X] Give her the 5 minutes

This screams "do not touch".

>>32321991
Let them have their five minutes. We can order Spancer to keep watch or eavesdrop.

>>32321991
Say "She saved my life Mrs Mallory, as well as the lives of my family."

Only if alphabaster can come with her

>>32322049
Except Spanser is currently undergoing open chest cavity repairs sir.

>>32321895
Any chance someone saved it?

>>32321954
We got robot powers, only thing we need to worry about is her lawyering us which seems unlikely unless she learns (wherever we are) laws.

>>32321991
Ask Roses opinion as to what should happen, if Rose wants to talk alone have them go to her room, or some room with no back doors.

If Rose wants to stick with us or have us come with, then go with that.

What's up with Berkeley?

Vivian wants to go there.
Cerise was applying there.
Rose's father donated money there for her to go.

>>32322029

Yeah, this. Ask rose, yo

>>32322067
Conspiracy.

>>32322067
It's a pretty prestigious college in SoCal.

>>32322029
[x]

>>32321991
>spy on them

[x]5 minutes alone on the beach where you can still see them

>>32321991
{x}What you say to her, you can say to me

>>32321961
For (waiting warmly):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

>>32322067

It's a good school.

>>32321991
[x] Punch Mrs. Mallory directly in the face

She's in league with darkbloom.

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>>32321991
Hey, OP, can Sensei into exosuits?
I mean, there's no reason to not stack the deck in our favor, and I really want to Activate Kruger Mode and have a little Vivian advisor.

>>32322149
As OP's said before:

>Don't get ahead of the script

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You ask Rose how she feels about this.

"You won't change my mind," Rose tells her mother, by way of answering you.

"Then you have nothing to lose, do you?" she replies.

Rose lets go of your hand. "Five minutes," she says. "Then if you don't change my mind, you promise to leave me be?"

"Yes."

The two Mallorys step into the den, shutting the door behind them.

[ ] Listen in on the conversation.
[ ] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.
[ ] Custom.

>>32322179
[x] Talk

>>32322179
>[x] Listen in on the conversation while Whitney sucks you off

>>32322179
>[X] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.

This. Mom has a history with her. She'll tell us what's up.

>>32322179
Acquire info from mom, we can ask Rose about it when she is done.

>>32322179
God, here comes the surprise where it turns out rose is our cousin. Mom and Ms. Mallory are sisters.

>Listen in on the conversation

>>32322179

[x] Listen

Inb4 we get busted

>>32322179
[X] Custom
We talk to the others/Spancer listens, reports back.

>>32322179
[x] Talk to Mom

>>32322179
>[X] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.

Back to the old format huh?

>>32322179
[x] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.

Fuck, I was too busy watching anime to notice the start of FQ

>>32322179
>[ ] Custom.
Let Whitney listen in, diddle the loudest member we have at hand.

>>32322179
>[x] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.

>>32322179
>[x] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.

>>32322179
Rose is totally blood related right?

>>32322179
>>[ ] Listen in on the conversation.

>>32322179
[X] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.
"Hey mom, do you know Rose's mother?"

>>32322179
Kaa-san, tell us what the deal is

>>32322179

>[x] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.

We should learn about the relationship between Mom and RoseMom.

>>32322179
Tell ms carte that ms mallory showed up. She is still in the lab and would probably like to know that their hideout was blown by this woman.

>>32322179
Talk with mom

>>32322223

I'm sort of hybridizing it. This is my way of suggesting alternatives that may be interesting, but usually I'll stick with the open-ended 'wat do' method.

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>>32322067
It's a pretty good school.

....even if it's ultra liberal and permissive:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Martinez

>>32322179
>[X] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.
If Rose's mom can find us, so can David Darkbloom.

We have to run.

>>32322179
Talk to mom then Rose when she is finished.

>>32322179

>>32322221
+1

>>32322264
As bad as the liberals are at least they are not Luddites.

>>32322264

Season 2

The harem goes to Berkeley, Rose become The Naked Girl.

>Stop oppressing me, cis scum!!

>>32322179
> [ x ] Listen in on the conversation.

>>32322221
[x] Custom
We talk with our harem; Spancer-bot listens in, opening himself to potentially being caught, while Spancer-borg gets in position to listen in where he can't be caught.

>>32322311
>But Rose, you *do* realize you like being suppressed, you know?

>>32322090
>SoCal
San Francisco isn't SoCal.
>>32322179
[x] Talk about the situation with Mom and the others.

Time for 'kaa-san/Miss Mallory backstory…

So this part was labeled as #BringBackOurGirls on twitter. Should I worry?

>>32322326
Since when has stealth been Spancer's 'thing'?

>>32322350
Oh fuck your right

>[x] Talk with Mom and the others

wins.

I don't think either Spancer is close enough to get them in time for eavesdropping. One is out of commission and the other is not in the vicinity.

>>32322350
I wouldn't yet

We all know what happened the last time we took the twitter *too* seriously.

WE ARE SO FUCKED

>>32322350
No, I think OP was just making a shitty joke about how Rose's mom wants her daughter back while using a trending and stupid hashtag.
The witty fucker

>>32322350
>>32322365
Remember the scrabble game.

>>32322378
Solid

disgunbegud.gif

>>32322389
One can only hope

>>32322067
OP goes to Berkley

>>32322389
We have super strength and cum cocaine.

We are fine.

>>32322400
OP is on the bEST coast

>>32322348
Well shit. Guess I always just lumped it in with all the other colleges in SoCal cause it was always talked about with all the others.

I dun goof'd

>>32322179
>[x] Listen in on the conversation.

>>32322378

We are fucked

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>>32322418

I think it's awfully suspicious how she managed to find you.

>>32322400
>Barkley
Fixed it for you. Git gud.

>>32322389
>>32322451

it's been fun!

>>32322392
>Remember the scrabble game.
What's the deal with that anyway?

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>>32322471
We didn't know that twitter was noncanon at the time. Cue rage.

>>32322471

NTR scare with twitter being used as the main culprit.

This was before twitter was relieved to be in the nether canon wise.

>>32322471
did you see the photo?

Can you spell 'netorare'?

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>>32322471

>>32322471
Did you look at the date it was posted?

>>32322179

[x] Listen in

ded thread
ded quest

>>32322539
That ship sailed a while ago bro.

>>32322551

>me in charge of not skimming through and missing his trip

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>>32322540

>>32322540
That was the Little Girl onanism thread.

>>32322573
Fucking shaft, that's not how necks work.

>>32322571
ctrl F

>>32322591
I just renamed it based off that.

OP when you say "custom", how much are you willing to let us get away with?

>>32322591
Shinbou*

>>32322628
Shinbo should go and see a doctor.

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"So you-- you know this woman?" you ask Mom.

"Yes," Mom replies, never taking her eyes off the door to the den. "Sara is my cousin."

"...Your first cousin?" you ask.

"Yes."

"Oh my God. So that means Rose is-- she's my--"

You pause, darting your eyes this way and that, trying to mentally map the family tree. "...Wait, what does that make Rose to me?"

Confused glances all around.

"Your second cousin," Whitney pipes from the living room. "Geez, is everyone here stupid?"

Even though you elected not to listen in, you do catch confusing snippets of a heated conversation from the other side of the door. Rose's mother says something about "looking for ages ... a crying spell (?) ..." to which Rose yells in a shrill voice, "enough with that bullshit!! How did you really find me?"

"She went over to the dark side," Mom continues. "Marrying a Mallory-- honestly, how could she?..."

"The Mallorys wield a considerable amount of political power in the state of California," Vivian offers. "Their activism has done much social good. I would hardly call them the dark side."

"That isn't the point!" Mom shouts. "They're evil! Totally irredeemable!"

"This is some Hatfields and McCoys shit..." Whitney murmurs, and you're surprised she knows enough history to make the reference.

>>32322624
Probably anything as long as it gets the most votes. Which honestly scares the shit out of me.

>Get raided
>Murder Harem.

>>32322635
We wouldn't want him to start producing good anime, would we? That'd be like Yamakan actually saving anime.

No fun

>>32322640
>Cousins

Did not see that coming, gotta be honest.

>>32322640
meh 2nd cousins a shit

>>32322640
Magic now, great.

>>32322640
>Whitney pipes from the living room. "Geez, is everyone here stupid?"
Tumbling_down.ogg

>>32322640
Incest in places I wasn't even looking.

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>>32322640
>Rose is our 2nd cousin
Damn, nice.

>>32322640
>People dislike rose
>People like rose
>Back to disliking
>Incest revelation

Guess what comes next

>>32322640
> Oh my god I'm fucking my cousin!
Says the dude fucking his mother

>>32322640
So wait, did Rose's mom and Alabaster's mom just stop talking for like 10+ years?

Wouldn't cousins who live in the same town at least visit each other semi-regularly?

>>32322640

So half the harem is incest

Me gusta

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>>32322640
Would you look at that soap opera.

>>32322640

>scrying spell
>Rose has magic
>our Jizz be sparkly

it all makes sense now.
does Mom have magic milk?
is that why her desserts are so good?

>>32322640
>"Oh my God. So that means Rose is-- she's my--"

Has no problem fucking his mother and getting blowjobs from his sister but when it's a 2nd cousin you gotta step back and think about things.

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"Why do you hate the Mallorys so much?" you ask.

"It's every Soliloquy's duty to hate the Mallorys," Mom says. "We're natural enemies, like cobras and mongoose, or wolves and sheep, or geese and dogs."

"--Geese and dogs are enemies?" Vivian asks.

"That's not the point!!" Mom yells. "Don't lose the script. Sara betrayed the Soliloquy clan by marrying into that family. Obviously her daughter has more Soliloquy in her than that skank ever did, which is why she was attracted to us..." [1]

"Don't flatter yourself," you say, smirking. "She was attracted to me, not you."

"That's not the point!!"

"How long does this feud go back?" you ask.

"Oh-- as long as anyone can remember, I suppose."

"Why?" you ask. "What started it?"

"That's not the--"

"Right, right. Not the point. Geez."

From the other side of the door, you hear snippets of Mrs. Mallory's impassioned pleas: "...before you had the chance to express ... exacerbated by proximity ... this Alabaster boy is the worst ..."

This entire situation is -- highly irregular. And it makes you feel anxious.

---

[1] Important unstated backstory: Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.

>>32322686
Still worst girl but not by a large margin now.

>>32322695
The obvious answer is yes.

And I'm loving all this incest. Truly god-tier.

>>32322640
Add one more to the Rose's list of why's

>>32322698

I think he was getting turned on.

>>32322700
>clan
>Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.
OP this is some heavy shit.

>>32322700

>Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy

wot

>>32322644
>WUG didn't save the industry as we know it
It didn't save your okay taste either.

>>32322700
>Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.
Incest erry'whur

>>32322741
Dad took moms last name.

>>32322700

Maybe the fact that Alabaster couldn't move had to due with some primal instinct due to the rivalry with the Mallorys.

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>>32322700
That heavily implied untra-incest between Kaa-san and Dad

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>>32322700
>[1] Important unstated backstory: Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.

That feel when you find out your parents are siblings.

>>32322700
So she kept her name or...incest?

>>32322749
>Dad took moms last name
IN AMERICA
NO WAI-

>>32322640
>We're related to Rose
So half of the harem is family.

Wow.

>>32322700
>Obviously her daughter has more Soliloquy in her than that skank ever did, which is why she was attracted to us..."
So how far back does the incest go? Just how into incest are the Soiloquy's?
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>32322700
Remember not to cum inside Cerise.

>>32322758

Mom said in an earlier ep that the relationship between Alabaster and Cerise is like the relationship between her and our newspaper reading dad.

Further, she never had a problem with the incest angle.

She was obviously his hot-blooded onee-sama.

>>32322700
>>Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy

[inbreeding intensifies]

>>32322749
>>32322741
Mom and dad are related. She was part of the family before marrying someone in the family.

>>32322758
My Grandparents were cousins.
/blog

>>32322700
>[1] Important unstated backstory: Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.

It kinda takes away the taboo charm if everyone in the family was already doing it.

>>32322775
4/6 when we marry whitney.

>>32322789
Was everyone doing it, though? It'd seem like something you'd let the family in on, but Cerise and Alabaster were so weirded out by it at first.

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>>32322700
>Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.

O-okay.

I'm starting to think OP likes Incest.

With every chapter I'm nore and more convinced that we are our dad.

Mom and Dad is future us?!

>>32322809
Nah this story might as well be set in the mountains, we hillbillies now. We must be like 4th-6th generation incest at this point by how Mom describes it.

>>32322786

>dad hides behind the newspaper so his advanced age won't be revealed
>mom is actually his daughter instead of his wife
>real mom's body is the source of the synthetic pheromone

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Rose and her mother exit the den, both of them visibly shaken by whatever conversation transpired between them.

"It's in my bedroom," Rose says. "Just down the hall, third door on the right. I put it in my nightstand. Bottom drawer."

Without further conversation, Mrs. Mallory heads toward the bedroom that Rose and Whitney share.

"Hey!" Mom calls. "Get back here, you tramp! Who said you could--"

"I did," Rose says, very quiet.

"What's going on?" you ask.

"She'll be leaving soon," Rose avers.

"You're still staying with us, right?" Whitney asks, unable to hide her concern.

"Yes," Rose says. "I just need her to look at something first..."

You hear the sound of her bedroom door open and close as Mrs. Mallory enters.

>What do you do?

>>32322833
What if we go after the daddy talks?

>>32322700
>[1] Important unstated backstory: Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.


This, friends is not how you foreshadow. Mr.soliloquy is all but confirmed to be alabaster

>>32322700
>Important unstated backstory: Mrs. Soliloquy was a Soliloquy before she was a Soliloquy.
So we're basically Targaryen

>>32322850

Ask whats going on, whats does her mum need to see?

>>32322850
Talk with dad. Seriously.

>>32322856
Fucking shits.

>>32322850
[X]ORDER SPANCER TO SPY

he's more used to his bodys abilities

>>32322850
>"It's in my bedroom," Rose says. "Just down the hall, third door on the right. I put it in my nightstand. Bottom drawer."
What is it? Ask Rose.

>>32322850
>Hug Rose.
"What did she say?"

>>32322850
>I put it in my nightstand. Bottom drawer.

Fuck it better not be a gun.

>>32322850

Ask Rose what it is she had her mom look at

>>32322850
Talk to Dad

>>32322850
>>What do you do?
Rose, what happened?

>>32322850
[ ] (what is there to really do than let her get whatever she's looking for?)

>>32322850
Talk to Mrs Mallory. Be polite

inb4 Dad is Alabaster's uncle because Mom's mom fucked Dad and had Mom, making Dad Mom's brother who would be Alabaster's uncle.

>>32322835
>Mom and Dad were siblings, Rose's mom is the cousin.
>Ally and Cerise siblings, Rose is the cousin
Can't argue with that.

>>32322850
I don't know, OP. I don't know.

>>32322850
>ask Rose why she's giving her Mom one of her dildos

>>32322850
I just want this femdom bitch gone for fuck's sake, whatever leads to that I guess.

>>32322850
[x]Go talk to her privately and let her know that her daughter is in good hands. If that fails, power bomb the slut.

>>32322855
OP's keeping dad wrapped in secrets so he can do an asspull when shit hits the fan hard.

>>32322850
Bring Whitney over, she keeps Rose sane.
Let Vivian tell us an unbiased opinion of the Mallory clan.

>>32322869
[ ] "So...You and Mom, huh?"

>>32322850
Ask her what that something is.

>>32322850

Have a private word with mr.soliloquy about what the fuck is going on

>>32322890
Cerise confirmed winning

>>32322850
>[X] "Rose... did you know that we're second cousins?"

>>32322850
Talk with Dad.

>>32322850

[x] Ask Rose what's going on

>>32322700
Despair, but also an erection.

>>32322850
Talk to dad.

>>32322850

[x] Go after Rose's mom

>>32322850
Go talk with Mr. Solilquy

>>32322850
Give rose a back rub.

>>32322912

This plus ask rose

Looks like we're going to see if father knows best.

>>32322850
Talk to dad. Let's break this wall.

>>32322850
Talk to/at Dad
He is an island of serenity in a sea of insanity

>>32322850
TALK TO DAD

>>32322955
Oh boy oh boy oh boy the first piece of dialogue from dear old papa.

>>32322955
FINALLY

>>32322850
Ask dad how many relatives did he fuck.

>>32322955
OH BOY

>>32322955
Let's see how you evade this confrontation to keep your trump card OP.

>>32322955
[INTENSIFYING INTENSITY INTENSIFIES]

>>32322972
I think we tried way back in episode 2 where kaa-san was making breakfest in nothing but an apron.

>>32322955
I guess it was inevitable.

I am buckled in and ready to roll.

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>>32322955

Get in the room Alabaster

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>>32322955
Because this is the time for that.

>>32322955

>inb4 "go ask your mother"

>>32322955
So we're going to talk to our self?

Isn't that a bad sign for our mental health?

>>32322955
Am I the only one expecting utter silence?

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>>32322955
I cannot believe this is finolly happenging

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>>32323008

>>32322955
This is kind of a weird thing to do, isn't it? There's this major conflict going on with Rose and her mom, "You know I think I'm just gonna go and talk to dad for a bit."

I'm fine with this, though.

>>32323016
>we still respond with shit like "I see" and "Thanks for talking with me, dad"

>>32322955
FINALLY
Ive been waiting for this moment since
episode......probably 6.

>>32323016
Im expecting him to lower his newspaper, and his entire face is paper mache'd with newspaper

>>32323016
I'm expecting this is where we find out dad is not entirely human.

But rather PART MAN PART NEWSPAPER!

>>32323028
>after all this time, it is revealed that dad is actually plank with a newspaper stapled to him

>>32322955
>go up and ask Dad shit
>shrug of the newspaper
>"(meh...don't know what i was expecting)"

Bracing for incoming asspain.

>>32323048
I would laugh heartily. I love Dad being the silly McGuffin that he is.

>>32323016
>>32323028

TYhis is because Da is like the Student Council President from Yuru Yuri.

>>32322955

I'm still waiting for the whole dad is future Alabaster reveal. Then you double team your harem.

>>32323065
*This/Dad, fuck.

>>32323068
Dad confirmed for 7/6 with temporal masturbation.

How no one guessed pregnancy test yet?

'Cause it's a pregnancy test.

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>>32323065
Son, I am proud.

>>32323096
I thought it was pics of Alatrapster

>>32323096
Why would Rose have one of Whitney's pregnancy tests in her nightstand?

>>32323096
But she had her stomach spliced open. The baby's probably dead now.

>>32323129

They share a room

>>32323140
But why would she keep a used test in her nightstand? Like I know Rose is kinky and shit but that's just weird.

Alright, see see if I got this straight

If Mom and Dad are brother and sister then:
Mom and Dad are also Alabaster and Cerise's Aunt and Uncle
Alabaster and Cerise are cousins as well as brother and sister

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what are you guys doing hile waiting for FQ?

>>32323129
>>32323140
So when are we having the double Cuckquean scene?
>Rose's strong female role model gets butt plundered by the hierarchical patriarchy representative

>>32323176
That is how incestous children born from siblings work.

>>32323176

Fuckquest; Incestption

>>32323188
Watching movies

>>32323188
Just finished putting my new computer together just in time! Looking for a new game to push its boundaries with.

>>32323188
Victoria II; currently stamping out the final embers of the Civil War.

>>32323188
Making my class for AA2.

Still have no idea what half of these fucking traits do.

>>32323188

Marathoning Panty & Stocking for the first time.

Shits goood,

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>>32323188

>>32323198
Obviously Crysis.

>>32323176
inb4 Whitney is our 3rd cousin

>>32323188

Watching Game Grumps

>>32323206
Good games, Anonymous-san.

>>32323188
Trying to figure out what goddamn song a remix I'm listening to is based off of when the remix is in moon runes and I -know- that I know the song and it's annoying the fuck out of me that I can't figure out what it is.

>>32323188
I'm playing LoL.

>>32323188
I'm reading Fuck Quest while waiting for my Jap voice pack downloads for Drakengard 3. So I'm waiting for Fuck Quest while waiting for Drakengard 3. So I'm waiting.

warmly

>>32323188
Playing watchdogs

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>>32323188
reking scrubs

>>32323188

Playing games and thinking of buying a gundam model.

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>>32323188
Famicom lolis.

>>32323227
do eeet

>>32323232
This is the best answer.

I think that may have been a play on words rather than a suggestion mom and dad are related. The footnote is placed after Mrs. Soliloquy's soliloquy.

>>32323232
That post number.

>>32323188
Watching you faggots blog

>>32323221
He killed the fuck outta that air in front of him.

>>32323232
So, fellow chiptune lover, did you enjoy the musical stylings of Ground is Lava?

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>>32323205

Have a significantly higher quality webm. version of that while you wait anon.

>>32323221
Brotherhood of blood 4 lyfe.

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"Excuse me," you say. "I-- I need to go talk to someone."

You head down the opposite hall. There's a small study here you know Dad has been using as a hideaway.

You step into the musty room, taking in the heady smell of old tomes. As expected, Dad is sitting on a plush leather recliner, feet resting on a settee, reading the paper.

"Dad," you say uncertainly. "Do you know what's going on out there?"

No response. You continue, "I know we don't talk much anymore... I guess we've both been so busy the past couple years... but I really need your help."

No response.

"That Rose girl who I'm seeing -- well, she's a Mallory. Her mom is here right now. I didn't know you guys had this beef with them-- and when I asked her, Mom was kind of hedgy about it. You know how she can be..."

You pull a hard wooden chair away from a nearby desk and sit down. You cross your legs and cradle your head in your hands, thinking.

"You see, I've kinda gotten myself into a-- I guess you could call it a predicament. You know, a romantic predicament. Because even though there's all this bad blood between our families, I do care about Rose, regardless--"

You scratch the back of your head. Your dad turns the page.

"And I'm in a relationship, you know, with Whitney. She really likes Rose, too. And then there's Ms. Carte... and Vivian -- err, she's more mature than she looks, honest -- and-- well, other girls are involved too-- I won't bore you with all the details of my romantic life... but things are really complicated right now."

"..."

"The point is, I'm not sure what I should do. I mean, first of all, I guess I want your blessing to stay involved with Rose."

"..."

"--Err, actually, you know what? No. I DON'T want your blessing. Uh, no offense. But I don't need it."

Dad turns the page.

"Yeah. That's right. I don't need your blessing. I'm my own man. And who cares if there's a feud or whatever? I didn't even know about it until three seconds ago. I'm not going to let it affect me."

>>32323266
>those ellipses

I wouldn't have it any other way OP. Glorious.

>>32323250
Indeed I did. Stellar taste, anon.

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>>32323232
>post number

in all my years on 4chan i've never seen something so perfectly done by chance

you sure your not using get script?

>>32323266
Perfect

>>32323266
Dad is best girl.

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"But-- there are some other problems too."

You furrow your brow and try to find a diplomatic way of putting this.

"There's another girl I really like. A whole lot, in fact-- maybe even more than anyone else-- and would you believe I haven't even been intimate with her? I know she feels the same way I do, but for some reason we've both been so reluctant to take it to the next level."

You shuffle your feet. You're not sure why you're talking about this when there are other pressing matters, but it's been on your mind for awhile and you want to get it off your chest.

"Maybe part of why I'm so reluctant is because if I do get involved with this-- this person, whose name doesn't really matter-- I want our first time to be special, not some kind of weird kinky experiment. I want a deeper connection, or something, I guess."

Dad turns the page.

"And to make matters worse, I have to manage all my other relationships, and... you know, I'm young, I want to sow my wild oats and all that-- but it's like, wow, how do I juggle all of this?"

You listen to the sound of birdcall out the shaded window. It's a peaceful afternoon.

"Mom always said you were a cassanova when you were my age. I guess maybe I want some tricks of the trade."

"..."

"I just keep remembering all the stuff you said to me when I was younger. About how even the strongest man ever is always going to be scared and unsure inside, how what separates the strong from the weak isn't that the strong always know what they're doing but how they always LOOK like they know what they're doing."

You stand up, pushing the chair away with your foot.

"That's the kind of man I want to be. But I don't know how to get there. I feel like I keep taking all these wrong turns and fucking up."

Your dad turns the page.

"When I almost died, I had a kind of revelation... I realized how hurtful I've been to the people I care about. And I want to fix it, all of it, but how? How can I?"

>>32323266

Everything went exactly as expected

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>>32323266
God dammit I fucking love Dad.

>>32323266
Boring.

>>32323287
>There's another girl I really like. A whole lot, in fact-- maybe even more than anyone else-- and would you believe I haven't even been intimate with her?

Cerise confirmed best girl.

>>32323287
>"Mom always said you were a cassanova when you were my age. I guess maybe I want some tricks of the trade."

Future theory confirmed?

>>32323287
I love this opening up so much.

>>32323274
Nope. Not even sure where to find a working one.

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"Then I also keep remembering how you'd tell me it's important to always go after what you want, 100%... but what do you do when you don't know what you want? I can't keep going after things half-way, I have to commit to something, right?"

"..."

"Wait-- remember how, when you'd take me and Cerise to the park, you'd always say -- 'go on now, you're young, have fun'?"

"..."

"Maybe that's it. Love should be fun for Godsakes, right? Maybe that's the solution to this problem, and the Rose problem, and all the rest of my problems. We should all forget about the drama and just have some goddamn fun, for once. Right?"

"..."

"It's not much. I don't know, maybe it isn't anything. But it's a start. It's something to latch onto. Something to pursue... yeah..."

You look at dad with a smile.

"Thanks, dad. You're the best!"

You run off feeling a hundred times better. As you do, your dad turns the page.

>maybe even more than anyone else
Fuck you as well op
I still love you

>still hoping he'll put down the newspaper and it turns out to be Big Boss

I'm starting to think we'll never see his face. Ever.

>>32323321
Ally said that to all of the girls.

>>32323319
I laughed

>>32323319
He always knows just what to say

>>32323319

Best dad

>>32323266
>>32323287
>talking to a wall
>ends up having an epiphany

I fucking love scenes like this. Only thing thats needed now is if he has an epiphany and thanks his dad for the talk running back to the living room and the "camera" stays on dad just shuffling through the paper.

>>32323319
Thank you OP Studios. You have no idea how much this means to me.

>>32323319
>as you do, your dad turns the page.
"I love you too, son."

>>32323319
OP why haven't we fucked dad still?

>>32323319
Based Deepthroat.

>>32323330
But he's not saying it to any of the girls here.

>>32323319
Note to self: Don't say anything when your children come to you with problems and just keep reading the paper.

>>32323340
Heh

>>32323266
>and Vivian -- err, she's more mature than she looks, honest
hueh

>>32323340
request fulfilled

>>32323319

>>32323319
>We should all forget about the drama and just have some goddamn fun, for once. Right?
Yeah, that was the plan until you shoved Darkbloom drama I-never-asked-for-this down our throats.

>>32323345
Don't even joke about that anon.

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>>32323254
Indeed.

>>32323374
This is no joke anon.

>>32323287
>I feel like I keep taking all these wrong turns and fucking up
I caused that feel.

>>32323359
There are people, still mad about this, that are still reading Fuck Quest, in this thread.

Right now.

baffling.

>>32323374
>>32323382

>"God dammit, Alabaster! Go fuck yourself!

>>32323386
>mad
More like an observation.

>>32323382
>You give your father the reach around as he turns a page in the new york times.

>>32323319

Eloquent, to the point, poignant. Truly Dad is an orator on par with Aristotle or Lincoln.

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Thanks dad.

>>32323359
Darkbloom was going to be the antagonist from the very beginning shithead, it was just a matter of when.

>>32323270
Glad to hear it. If you enjoyed that, but looking for something a bit more up-tempo, give Chipzel and try, if you haven't already. She's pretty based and also composes her tracks off a Gameboy

Who would be Dads Seiyuu in the Anime adaptation?