>>32306768
FIRST

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Every thread

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>>32306779
you win a coldfibers

>>32306845
Huzzah!

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>>32306768

Discomama storytime edition

Remember.

Act as a daughter that don't really like mama, but is still willing to listen.

If we go "Yes mom, alright mom, I'm loyal to you mom", she will think something is afoot. Stroke her ego, but not too obviously.

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Reminder: Ragyou forcibly separated a man from his waifu.
All bets are off.
Even bullying if it comes to it.

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>>32306956
Actually, we didn't see a sign of Berserk Ryuuko in this quest, right?

I wonder if pic related could happen with Senk, minus, you know, the end of the world and the death of everyone else.

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>>32306896

As much as we should play it cool, Ryuko is a little rough around the edges.

Personally, I really want Ragyo to ask why Ryuko doesn't seem to like her very much (Because Ragyo has enough of an ego to not understand) because the following laundry list would be a pretty good retort:

>"Let's see, in general, you're trying to blow up the world, which sucks because that's where I keep all my stuff"
>"But for me specifically, lets count the reasons: There's the grevious bodily harm, the kidnapping, the constant invasion of my personal space, breaking the first gift I ever got from my big sister, trying to kill my dad, trying to take over my mind, this crime of a dress..."
>"Oh, right, and the 'throwing me away and leaving me for dead fresh out of the womb' (talk about your post-partum). That's probably the main reason."

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>>32306981

>Senketsu jumps into an empty COVERS and takes it over, piloting it like a Kamui mecha

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>>32306981
Senketsu takes what Senketsu wants

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>>32307044

>not posting superior gif version

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>>32307083
>not posting superior webm elitist version

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>>32307141

>implying I wasn't just fishing for someone to post the webm

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>>32307164
Tacticool genius.

Had something to do, back now.

This feels important, somehow.

"An accident? What happened?", you ask.

"...This is a story for another time. I can understand you're curious about your family, Ryuuko, but this has nothing to do with our conversation."

An odd answer.

[ ] Press
[ ] Consult Satsuki (telepathically)
[ ] Let her continue

>>32307299
>Let her continue

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>>32307044
>>32307083
>>32307141
>You will never enter this world and within 15 seconds savagely fuck you're waifu so hard she would rather tear her skin off than not be with you
I'd say NOT being Senketsu is suffering. Or maybe all his suffering throughout the show is just balancing out his karma.

>>32307299
>[x] Consult Satsuki (telepathically)

I'd like to phone a friend

>>32307299
>[ ] Press

>>32307299
>[ ] Press

>>32307299
>[ ] Let her continue

I guess we can find out later.

We shouldn't piss off Ragyo by pressing.

>>32307299
>[x] Let her continue

>>32307299
>[ ] Press
We're probably gonna get raped, the least we can do is make Ragyo feel uncomfortable.

>>32307299
>[ ] Press
Speak up.

>>32307299
>[ ] Let her continue

>>32307299
>[X] Press

>>32307299
>[ ] Let her continue

It's not the time to be retarded.

>>32307350
>>32307367
>>32307383
>>32307398
>>32307413
I hope you're not forgetting who you're talking to.

>>32307299
>[]Press

Stop messing around and give us the Info D

>>32307423
>Press Ragyo
>In this situation

God damnit, guys, last thread you were actually cautious, did you really throw that out of the window?

>>32307423

>"Dunno, "mom", seems fairly relevant to this conversation"

>>32307423
She dragged us all the way here against our will, and will likely do some fucked up shit to us.

We aren't raging against her or attacking her, we're listening to her.

However, if we want answer we should absolutely keep pressing her.

We'll cooperate, but we're not going to just be her bitch either.

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Reminder that best girl will save the day and nobody will ever be allowed to bully her again.

>>32307299
"I thought you said you had nothing to hide?"

"That's right. However, my parents' deaths are unrelated to this conversation. That is why I'd like to get to the point already.", Ragyou answers, somewhat annoyed.

"That's the same as hiding it, Ragyou.", Satsuki says. "Which reminds me, you've always been dodging questions on this matter."

"...You're really testing your mother's patience, girls. Very well. They were both Life Fiber researchers, and died during one of their experiments. I don't particularly enjoy reminiscing over this event."

Compared to what she's said before, this seems like something she's made up on the spot. However, given the situation you're in, perhaps it's best to step off while she's still not tearing your innards out.

[ ] Keep pressing
[ ] Let her continue

>>32307660
>[ ] Keep pressing

>>32307660
>Let her continue
le railroading faec

>>32307660
>[ ] Keep pressing
DO IT

>>32307660
>[ ] Let her continue

Don't be retarded now.

>>32307660
>[ ] Keep pressing
2shiny

>>32307660
>[x] Let her continue

>"Oh fine, they were killed by a horse. Died of internal bleeding."
>"Wha-"
>"They really loved animals, and recording them. Want me to get the VHS?"
>"You can't possibly mean they-"
>"And that's why I never took you to the zoo or got a puppy no matter how much you begged."

>>32307660
>[ ] Keep pressing
Nope.

This is way too good.

>>32307660
>[ ] Keep pressing
shiny

>>32307660
>[x] Let her continue

>>32307707
>Even Ragyou has family PTSD now

>>32307660
>[x] Let her continue

>>32307676
>>32307687
>>32307695
>>32307710
>>32307714

>>32307660
>Let her continue

>>32307660
>[ ] Keep pressing
Boo fucking hoo, the most powerful person who has us at her fingertips is feeling uncomfortable.

>>32307660
>...You're really testing your mother's patience, girls.
Jokes on you, bitch, we don't have a mother

>>32307800

Well, that's not literally true.

We have a kind of shitty mother, by mother standards

>>32307828
Maybe Satsuki, but Ryuuko really never had one

>>32307882
Well in Ryuko's case it was just /really/ shitty parenting, missing the basic stuff like "don't throw your kid in the fucking dumpster"

>>32307882

Still not literally true, but yes, Ryuko never had a real mother figure, for a variety of reasons, some of which were outlined >>32306994

All of which are pretty much Ragyo's fault. She only has to blame herself for her terrible relationship with her daughters. Okay, I guess she can blame Soichiro a bit, in that she's gonna, but he had a slightly more positive impact in that regard. Also he owns up to being a shitty parent.

>>32307945
Mother is a mother figure first and biological parent last

>>32307882
What is Sukuy-


No wait that was just for show-Ryuko

>>32308012

Yeah, our Ryuko has lots of sibling-like relationships. And a Dad.

But nothing really in the mama department. Which, if Ryuko were more psychologically vulnerable, might create some openings for Ragyo, but I think Ryuko has plenty of healthy relationships, she doesn't really need a hug from mommy.

Now, Nui, that girl needs a new mother figure.

>>32307969

Blood is thicker.
Life Fibers are thickest

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>>32307732

Well. Shit.

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OP has no mommy

>>32307660
"I have a hard time believing anything that comes out of your mouth, but that definitely sounded like a load of crap to me.", you say.

Ragyou briefly clenches her fists, giving you an angry glare. However, she quickly regains composure, and sighs.

"Having two teenage daughters is certainly taxing. Tell me, Ryuuko ,Satsuki. Are you going to willingly hear your mother out? ...Or, am I going to have to make you hear me out?"

"If you believe you can make us do anything, you're gravely mistaken, Ragyou.", Satsuki says.

"Is that so? Because I can think of several ways, some of which involve your friends. Little Nonon, for instance, still returning to Osaka, all alone." Ragyou smirks.

"Don't you dare!", you shout.

"Well, if you two behave, she will return uninterrupted. Otherwise, well... I can't guarantee that."

There's no guarantee Ragyou will keep her promise, either.

"Now, what will it be, girls? Are you going to say "We're sorry for interrupting you, mother"? Or, do you want to make things difficult... for yourselves?"

[ ] Apologize
[ ] Refuse

>>32308634
>[ ] Refuse

>>32308634
>[ ] Refuse
We're here, we're listening, not attacking.

Fuck off with an apology.

>>32308634
>[ ] Refuse

>>32308634
>[x] Apologize

Guys there is no reason to piss her off now. We don't need her to shut us off completely or give us a reason to put us in the cage right away.

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>>32308620
that's not nice anon

>>32308634
>[ ] Refuse
Yeah, no.

>>32308634
>[ ] Apologize

>>32308634
>[x] Refuse

>>32308634
>[x] Apologize

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>>32308640
>>32308658
>>32308668
>>32308684
>>32308698
Walked right into it.

>>32308634
>apologize
>implying it matters
rip in peace nonon

>>32308710
So Nonon will be joining us in the rapecage now? It's starting to get rather crowded in there.
Ragyo just need to get our maid and then she got the whole set.

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>>32308710

You imagined we would do otherwise?

>>32308710
well shit

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>>32308710
I don't give a fuck.

It's good enough we're listening to her bullshit and not attacking her ass.

Not gonna start kissing her ass, and she'd just attack our friends anyway.

>>32308710

I tried to warn them.

WHY DIDN'T YOU ALL LISTEN

>>32308710

Maiko's Alive Confirmed

>>32308710
No, we ran into it headfirst, because fuck that bitch
This will be a good pain

>>32308760
And Senketsu will get hug too?

>>32308789

Well obviously.

>>32308789
After TakaradaxSatsuki happens of course

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>>32308789

Once we get out of this gauche ensemble, so many hugs and ironings.

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Just a reminder that you're all a bunch of sweaty weabs who worship a show about sticking schoolgirls in outfits that get skimpier with each episode

>>32308833
Thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot.

>>32308833
Where do you think you are

>>32308833
Eh, it's not so bad.
Beats being a shitposter.

Am I the only one who thimks that lately this quest has gone to the shitter? 'Cause it was awesome from the begining 'till the Naturals Election and it's just gone down hill from then, I mean it's had it's UpSwings since than but still... Is it that the players are being that retarded?

>>32308760
>>32308789
>>32308795
>>32308804
>>32308809
Add lunch money to the equation and you got yourselves a deal!

>>32308833
I was under the impression weebs hate klk

>>32308908
yes

>>32308908
Probably because of players who think "Picking the obviously terrible choice is great, disregard the consequences! I want the rape cage!".

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>>32308833
Beats watching Madoka and shit.

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>>32309031
Yup.

>>32309096

Roleplaying.

Sometimes, you do things which are bad ideas, because that's what the character would do.

>>32308935
Yes to "being alone in thinking that this quests quality has gone down" or "we the players are allowing for retarded choises to be made"

>>32308949
Yeah see that is what I was thinking!

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>>32309096

I tried to stop them

>>32309132
>Sometimes, you do things which are bad ideas, because that's what the character would do.
You make it sound like this Ryuko is similar to show Ryuko

>>32309132
You're thinking of Canon Ryuuko. It's obvious she would do this.

But this isn't Canon Ryuuko, this is Quest Ryuuko, where she's not as stupid as the canon one.

I'm thinking you guys just think with your dicks.

>>32309132
While that could be said to be the case this time, there have been multipule cases where IC behaviour had nothing to do with it

>>32309132
That is just being retarded and masking it with "keep it in-character"

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>>32308710

>>32309168

I mean, we don't get along well with Ragyo, and Ryuko still really cares about her friends. Between "Apologize" and "Nah", she'd be like, "Nah". We may want to start saying how we want to couch our responses though. I was personally imagining more of a "I'm not here to apologize, whatever, lets move on" response, but since we all just kind of voted whatever, it'll probably be a little more like "Nah, go fuck yourself".

>>32309177

Well, in general, we ping-pong back and forth with how cunning this Ryuko is a lot. One of the things that is still her core traits is that Ryuko is still very emotional and outspoken at times. Ragyo is messing with us, threatening our friends, an emotional response isn't out of character. Ragyo will probably be mean to us, and since fighting back isn't likely to pan out well, that'll probably cool heels a little.

>I'm thinking you guys just think with your dicks
Please don't get too broad strokes, though. That stuff in the anime actually made me unusually uncomfortable, for me, so I have never deliberately steered for this shit as my motivator. That doesn't mean that lots of assholes don't, or that many roads lead to rapecage, I just, like, am personally upset you would lump me in this category.

And if you guys care about this so much, the fuck were you all 30 minutes ago?

>>32308634
"Go to hell!", is your response.

"If you can do it, you're going to capture her either way.", Satsuki adds.

Your answer surprises Ragyou. "Oh? I see. Yes, I suppose I would do that. If I actually knew where she is, that is."

"What?", you both reply.

"You see, this wasn't an ultimatum. It was a test, one that you've failed. You picked an irrelevant piece of information over your friend's life. Do you really expect me to attempt to reason with you any further?" She laughs.

Before you can say anything, you start feeling very weak. The dress is draining even more of your energy now. You slump to the floor, struggling to keep your eyes open.

"I think you should take a nap to calm down, girls. By the time you wake up, we'll be at Honnouji Academy."

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>>32309386

>"You picked an irrelevant piece of information"
>Which you really didn't want to tell us for some reason

Okay, we might not be as clever as we like to believe, but neither is Ragyo.

>>32309371
Sorry, I'm just pissed that things are going in this direction. You're probably not part of the wanking part of the players, but this is getting annoying.

And I did vote to apologize, but the "majority" won.

>>32309440
Let's look on the bright side here. We're wearing a dress that she can't afford to remove, so she can't molest us -quite- so thoroughly

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>>32309386
I regret nothing.

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>>32309468
For now.

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>>32309486

I regret everything

>>32309459

Well, we've learned our lesson now, perhaps we can adjust behavior in the future.

The lesson is that Ragyo always lies

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>>32309486
Do your worst OP.

Skeletons can only make us stronger.

>>32309559
Not always.

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>>32309559
>posting skyrim

>>32309559

I wish we could beat up Life Fibers and eat their souls to learn new abilities.

>>32309132
This isn't MGNQ

>>32309177
>where she's not as stupid as the canon one.

I find that incredibly debatable.

>>32309579
>>>/v/

>>32309386
>You picked an irrelevant piece of information over your friend's life.
Well excuuuse me for believing in Nonon

>>32309673
>hurr if you don't like a shallow RPG that is complete shit compared to other entries in the series than go somewhere while I enjoy my memes and fedoras XD

Well, I intended for this conversation to take a bit longer, with some other choices, but since you've decided to cut to the chase, here you go.

[ ] Pick a Three-Star. Any Three-Star.

>>32309818
>[x]Mako

>>32309818
>[ ] Sanageyama

>>32309818
IORI

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I don't like complaining about vote results, but holy shit. Ragyou was trying to diplomance us. This was a perfect chance to ruse her, get into a position to escape, get Nui further on our side, or at the very least not get violently raped.

Instead people vote to flush those chances down the toilet, repeatedly, for incredibly flimsy reasons if any.

>>32309818
I vote Gamagoori.

>>32309720
This isn't your /v/ hugbox. Every ES is a shit rpg.

>>32309818
>[X] Nonon
Time to redeem her
Also time for ThreeStardust Crusade

>>32309818

>[x] Inumuta

We need DATA for this

>>32309818

>[x] Gamagori

>>32309818
[x] Iori

>>32309818
[] Nonon

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>>32309854
>Every ES is a shit rpg.

>>32309818
> [ ] Sanageyama

I want to see him stand out more.

>>32309818
>Inu
>inb4 only vote for Inu

>>32309818
>>32309486
>>32309577
Do you know what Darkness Induced Apathy is?
It's when an author is so full of shit with his grimness that the audience start lossing interest in the character because of it.
At this point I'm just sort of dissapointed and mildly angered.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarknessInducedAudienceApathy

>>32309818

>[x] Nonon

>>32309818
> [ ] Sanageyama

More non-jobber awesomeness.

>>32309818
[x] iori

>>32309890
Haha you used tvtropes as a reference page

>>32309890
This isn't grim, what are you talking about, you crazy person?

>>32309818
>[ ] Mako

>>32309890
I don't make the choices. I just write the results.
It's not all that grim yet, I'm just a bit surprised.

>>32309818
[x] iori
SCIENCE

>>32309881
>wow, hero, thanks for completing fetch quest #17! would you like worthless ring a or worthless sword b? We can't actually make them worth anything, because god forbid you have to make an actual important choice in a Bethesda game!

>>32309818
[x] Iori
I WANT DAD HI JINKS

>>32309845
>>32309876
>>32309917
>>32309944
>>32309961
Well, that's new.
I'm surprised Mako didn't win by a landslide, to be honest.

>>32309973
I was expecting Uzu, really

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>>32309973
Me too :(

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>>32309973

Well, we're apparently kind of having a big push against doing dumb, brute force things, and if we were Mako, all we could do is make inspiring, nonsensical speeches, and punch the shit out of everything.

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>>32309973

>>32309973
Controlling Mako wouldn't feel right.
The whole point of her character is that she lacks a thought process.

>>32310012
This
Mako is more fun to watch
Having an insight on her crazy logic would ruin the magic

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>>32309992
How about nonsensical speeches about punching in Ragyo's shit?

>>32310042

Well save that for later.

While she doesn't have Junketsu to reconfigure, I'm sure that by the end of this, somehow, somebody will turn evil and we'll have to sort them out. Mako is a weapon ideally suited to this purpose

>>32310042
>"Ragyo, I'll punch you so hard your children will be born bruised!"
>"Uh, Mako..."
>"Oh, right! Ragyo, I'll beat you so hard I'll kill your whole family!"
>"Mako!"

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>>32310118

>>32310118
>this happens
>they can't restrain her
>she was OLF all along

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>>32310118
>Does this look like the face of mercy?

>>32310169

>"I'll hit you so hard your ancestors will feel it!"
>Mako accidentally makes the Kiryuuin family slightly evil from the beginning of time, thus causing the entire plot

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>>32310089
Don't forget her training lately, Devas + Mako punching can save the day.
I hope.

>>32310193
OP could probably pull this off if it was set up like the button sequence on no-late day

>>32310201
>much straw grasping

>>32310201

Oh god.

I just realized. If we actually manage to make Nui less of a shitty person and switch teams; At some point, she'll be in the same room with Mako. And not fighting her.

The universe won't be able to take that much cheeriness.

>>32310257
I'm more concerned about the status of the fourth wall

What if they wrecked the 4th wall so much the characters are aware they are in a quest thread

>>32310293
Mass suicide

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>>32310293

>>32310293

Nui would ether kill us all or make us all the pretty pink bowties in the world, depending on how much bully lately.

Mako would slap the shit out of us for all the terrible decisions we've made which had it be rough for Ryuko.

>Implying Mako's behavior is not because she's already run by a 4chan Hivemind

>>32310257
I imagine alignment-switched Nui will be kinda anxious and quiet, so she wouldn't make everyone hate her even more by accident
By the way
>Ryuuko wants to train with Nui
>leads her to the training grounds, pulls out a scissor
>Nui gets instantly upset because she can't comprehend the concept of training and fighting to not kill and thinks she made Ryuuko angry

>>32310012
>The whole point of her character is that she lacks a thought process.
Wouldn't that be more of a reason why she's perfectly fitting for a /tg/-controlled character?

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>>32310293
>Ryuko takes all our lunch money

>>32310201
>two eyes
>one eye
>was shown to still only have one eye even after literally tanging the OLF

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>>32310293
I don't want that to happen, no sir.

>>32310328
No, if we're controlling her actions she's no longer unpredictable.

>>32310325
......Shit, that explains the /u/ Mako has going on

>>32310328
>>32310325

Hivemindmind

>>32310327

Wow, I've never actually felt bad for even a hypothetical Nui until you said all that just now.

>>32310330

Yeah, Ryuko will find my 6 US dollars in cash very useful.

>>32310330
Dunno mang, I only have a few quid on my right now

>>32310293
>chorus of autistic neckbeards shouting terrible contradicting advice dictating my every action
>you are in a quest thread

>>32310330
>implying I can't just bullshit her into thinking I got nothing because lolforeigncurrency

>>32310354
>not wanting to get molested
Who are you and what did you do with Foron?

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>>32310379
>>32310402
Then she'll just make up for the difference from her usual haul with your body

>>32310502
She's a delinquent, but I doubt she trades organs on black market

>>32310502
And try to /u/ me up? Nah.

>>32310433
ARUZENCHIN PESO!

>>32310544
That's not what meant, she'd obviously [spoilers]eat them herself

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>>32310544

Not what he meant, I think.

>>32310502

I choseth this fate of my own free will.

"O' dictator, my dictator..."

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>>32310589
dick tater

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>>32310459
Not that kind of molestation.
X many years of being used and abused, step out of line once, not only will she slap your shit, she'll slap you to death and bring you back for more finger banging.
Even I wouldn't like that.

>>32310589
More like dick taker.

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>>32310621
>>32310657

So crass. Would you even die to serve your glorious leader?

>>32310589
Utena a sluuuuut!

>>32310688
Oh, I'd serve her alright.

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>>32310694
With lemons?

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>>32310688
I would serve her til the day I die

>>32310724
Let's just say, I'll have her try my specially brewed lemonade.

>>32310750
How much sugar would be in it?

>>32310694

>going for the obvious serve innuendo
>not picking up on la petite mort
>pleb unworthy of Ryuko's leadership confirmed

>>32310769
>not honey

>>32310769
>sugar

It'd be more on the salty side.

>>32310738
With her leading us we'd last about as long as Red Guard soldiers at Stalingrad.

I'd give her a day. Because that is all I'd likely live for.

>>32309818
"Shirou, this situation calls for a change of plans.", Doctor Kiryuuin says.

"A change of plans?", you ask.

"Until now, we've been working on several projects, of varying priority. However, from now on, we need to concentrate on the Super Suction Saver. With Satsuki and Ryuuko captured, Ultima Uniforms are our only hope of recovery, and we are going to need Life Fiber reserves for that."

"Understood, sir."

"That said though, I have several matters I need to take care of before I can concentrate on that fully. I'm counting on you, Shirou."

He gets up, and heads deeper into the lab.

The Super Suction Saver, huh? That's the name Doctor Kiryuuin gave to the anti-COVERS weapon. While he is no doubt a genius, you can't help but question his naming sense.

Regardless, the weapon will take at least another week to perfect. The problem lies in the suction mechanism itself.

It needs to be strong enough to yank the host out of the COVERS, but gentle enough to keep the person safe while at it, and prevent the suit's Life Fibers from perishing. You can't really provide people with a device which isn't guaranteed to fulfil any of its purposes.

The day slowly passes as you work. At some point, Doctor Kiryuuin leaves the lab. You're somewhat curious as to what he was working on. He likes to keep some secrets. You still don't even know what the "just in case" thing he's made before Battlefield Trip was.

[ ] Check his workplace
[ ] Leave it be

>>32310853
>[ ] Check his workplace

>>32310853
>[ ] Check his workplace

>>32310853
>[ ] Check his workplace

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>>32310853

>[ ] Check his workplace

SCIENCESCIENCESCIENCE

>>32310853
>[x] Check his workplace

>>32310853
>[x] Check his workplace

>>32310853
>[ ] Check his workplace
It is always best to suspect the shifty mad scientist. I wonder what booby traps he has waiting.

>>32310874
>>32310887
>>32310890
>>32310897
>>32310898

>>32310853
>[x] Check his workplace
>[x] Don't touch anything
>[x] For the love of giant space gourd, don't touch anything

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>>32310853
>Super Suction Saver.
What a silly name.
>the weapon will take at least another week to perfect.
We need more scientists, commander!

>>32310957

And then we'll have to have a yard sale to build enough.

>sees thread
>reads choices

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you WANT Ragyo to fuck us over THAT badly?

>>32310957
What picture is this cropped from, by the way?

>>32311143

It's an InCase picture. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

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>>32311057
They've grown to love the skeletons.

>>32311198
Ah, right. I see it now that you mention it, actually.

>>32311057
Yes

>>32311201
A bit too much, perhaps.

>>32311201

Can't you design us a way out of this designfriend???

>>32311201
Good source of calcium and despair I heard.

>>32311228

It's fine, we're Iori now. We'll dodge the skeletons from a mile away, and catch them in some kind of device which turns them into clothes.

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>>32311228
My skeleton armor isn't going to just make itself.

>>32311273
If it was NPC Iori, then yes, he would.
However, you seem to have forgotten that the mob generates an extremely strong dumbass field on whoever they're currently using.

>>32311330
Then we should have controlled Mako instead, the dumb might overload and throw her into the other end of the spectrum

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>>32311241

>>32311369

No, OP would give us like, three ludicrous options each time. The only route would be to be ridiculous, we'd just be picking the flavor of insanity.

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>>32311441

>>32311441
Clever

>>32311441

9/10, laughed harder than I should, will save for future use

>>32311441
Whatever anon's decision is, I'll be there every step of the way.

Except of course if the choices lead to double rapcage time then I'm off the ride.

>>32311464
We'd be in our element.

>>32311441
well played Design friend

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>>32311441
fuck
my sides

>>32311504

I think there are several of us who will take a mysterious short vacation for a day or two if it comes to that.

>>32310853
Your curiosity gets the best of you. You head deeper into the lab, where Souichirou was working.

It appears he used a tiny bit of the remaining Life Fibers for something. Perfecting the translation device, perhaps?

Something catches your attention. A beaker full of some odd liquid. Judging by the glint, it's Life Fibers, dissolved in something. You spot a label on the beaker. "Resistance"? Come to think of it, there's a syringe next to it. It looks unused.

This is really odd. Doctor Kiryuuin never mentioned anything like this. Then again, he doesn't mention many things.

[ ] Poke around some more
[ ] Don't touch anything

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>>32311504
>implying you can get off OP's wild ride

>>32311555
>[x] Poke around some more

>>32311555
>[ ] Poke around some more

>>32311555
>[ ] Don't touch anything

>>32311555
>[x] Don't touch anything
please don't fuck this up guys

>>32311555
>[x] Don't touch anything

LET'S NOT FUCK THIS UP BY TOUCHING ANYTHING OK

>>32311555
>[ ] Poke around some more
My science sense is tingling....

>>32311555
>[x] *Look* around some more
>[x] Don't touch anything

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>>32311441
I like it.

>>32311555
>[ ] Poke around some more
Let's do this.

>>32311555
>[ ] Poke around some more
Poke everything!

>>32311555
>[x] Don't touch anything
Why would you touch a mad man's things?!

>>32311562
>>32311565
>>32311586
>>32311608
>>32311614

>>32311555
>[X] Poke around some more
Science rules!

>>32311628

So, I would like to state, for the record. I was wrong.

We all still have terrible impulse control.

On an unrelated note, who's in charge of the Honnouji crew while Satsuki and Ryuko are both MIA? Are they following Dr. Kiryuuin directly, or what?

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>>32311628
Thank you /tg/, for taking the fun choice!

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>>32311628
Excellent, my bone supply was running short.

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>>32311728
How are you going to add to your bone supply when there weren't any skeletons posted?

>>32311826
What about this bone? *unzips dick*

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>>32311863
You don't have a bone, Monkey.

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>>32311878

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>>32311863
>*unzips dick*
I don't even.

>>32311901
Just how fucking new are you?

The difference between SCIENCE and poking/fucking around with things is that SCIENCE carefully registers how and with what you are going to poke/fuck around with what and how it reacted to it.

Sorry, went away for a bit.

>>32311555
This is interesting. Surely, it won't hurt to poke around some more. You sift through the items on the desk, and check the drawers. It doesn't look like there's anything of interest here. You make sure to put everything back roughly where it was.

Well, "Resistance" is pretty much the only solid piece of information you got here. You don't know what to make of that, though. It could mean many things.

Just as you're about to leave, you spot a crumpled piece of paper on the floor next to the desk.

[ ] Pick it up
[ ] Ignore it

>>32312155
>[ ] Pick it up

>>32312155
>[ ] Pick it up

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>>32312155
>[x] Pick it up
Don't stop me now

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>>32312155
>[ ] Pick it up

>>32312155
>[x] Ignore it

lets just all calm down

>>32312155
>[ ] Ignore it

>>32312155
>[ ] Pick it up
Hmm...

>>32312155
[x] Pick it up
FOR SCIENCE

>>32312155
>[X] Pick it up

>>32312155
>[ ] Pick it up
It's a piece of paper. What could go wrong?

>>32312169
>>32312172
>>32312173
>>32312194
>>32312201

>Pick the piece of paper
>Life and Fiber Instrumentality Project

>>32312215
>"This paper is covered in poison from a golden dart frog."

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>>32312260

>Pick the piece of paper
It's just a lewd image of Ragyo...
>stuffs into the nearest pocket.

>>32312309
Wait, I take it back.
it's Ragyo dickbutt.

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>>32312383

So, we have Dad who's mad at Ragyo because kidnapping + molesting, Senketsu because Ragyo stole his waifu, Junketsu because he couldn't protect muhlady, Nonon because she spilled her fibers on the floor...

There's a shirtstorm brewing, I can feel it.

>>32312482

>Iori must complete his work while a sour Senketsu and Junketsu sit over his shoulders and silently judge his every action

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>>32312482
don't forget NB regulars for attacking their base, humanity in general because COVERS, Satsuki because muh badtouch, Nui for getting her shit slapped, and Ryuko because muh dumpster

>>32312536
the fuck you talking about

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>>32312454
I had to make it.
Over 9000 hours in mspaint.

>>32312556
>Alright, the translator is complete.
>Let's try it on Senketsu, let me start it and--
>The translator break trying to translate Senketsu's hate for Ragyo

Will be leaving you guys for the evening now. Need to get up early tomorrow, gonna be meeting an actual human girl.
You guys keep pressing those Shiny Buttons without me, you can do it.

>>32312846
Have fun, anon.

>>32312846

you don't have to lie to us anon

>>32312260
This lab will now self destruct and the doors are now locked.

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>Souichirou is actually plotting life fiber genocide
>doesn't plan to spare us or bro kamuis
>Ragyou was trying to warn us before we acted too stubborn to bother

>>32312846
Nice blogpost anon, where can I subscribe?