>>32262297
"This isn't the kind of place where animals are small like some kind of pussy little ferret or some shit. Out here, mammoths breath fire and shit."

Is this going tot lead to a /tg/ Dockworker Storyteller? Dear God I hope it does.

"Ascendant race? You bet your fuckin' ass we have one. Halflings are every-shittin'-where now."

>>32262720
"Our hobbits aren't your typical Bagginses types, though. Fuckers 'ave arms like tree trunks and take a fancy to ridin' 'round on big scorpions in the deserts."

In this world, humans are 100 feet tall and breathe fire. They prey on tiny city-dwelling reptiles.

>>32262806
You just crossed the line between awesomely badass and lolrandum destructionators. Then shat on it.

>>32262846
In which direction?

>>32262937
From awesomely badass to lolrandum destructionators. Boo.

>>32262996
You're a dick, Anon. You turn it back into awesome - like it isn't already - by adding to it. That's Worldbuilding.

"This, O' course, caused the world to get its shit together and hunt the fuck out of humans. There's only a couple o' the fucks left, hiding like bitches. Elves 'n Dwarves are really getting into it now that they aren't fuckin' dinner anymore. They're actually start in' to be fuckin' noticed."

"An' the giants... well, you don't want to know how fuckin' huge those giants are. Used to be there was a time when we had one more chain holding us up than we do now; three guesses what happened to it, and the first two don't count."

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"You can't fuckin' guess? For fuck's sake, I thought that that Hero-Who-Wasn't-One asshat who got the world almost destroyed was stupid. Let's just say you don't climb the chains to fuckin' heaven if the Gods don't fuckin' want you."

"Suppose since you have the coin, I have the time to tell you a few things about how it is 'round here. You see that river? It stretches across the land, spilling to the ocean in the south. Never cross that river unless you want the Horse Lords to do things to you that I don't have the creativity to even think about."

"It'll probably involve the fact that their horses are massive clay beasts that piss acid and have fuckin' poisonous manes. I shit you not."

"So yeah on the solstice we basically go out an' smash up these ladies' houses. It's pretty fun, afterwards we have barbecue. These ladies are witches you see, no good comes from protectin' 'em. Just last year one of them, I shit you not, flew on a broom. My nan saw it with her own two eyes."

"And in the Kolohoni mountains we can come across some cum volcanoes. What are cum volcanoes you ask? Well it's fairly simple : normal volcanoes overflow with heaten magma during their eruption. The cum volcanoes are quite similiar except for they are always phallic shaped and they overflow with hot jizz everytime they erupt. Which is like everytime somebody goes up and down the volcano.

"Yeah tha' Swiftfoot bitch? You're talkin' about the hero-queen right? Yeah I met 'er once, serious prude. I mean, sure she saved the kingdom from the Mormonians, but she 'ad no sense of fun at all, and neither does her son."

dont get me started on the dragons. Holy Shit these dragons are some bad motherfuckers. they don't just breath fire, they can also breath molten shit as well. from lava to melted metals, these motherfuckers 'll tear to a new one.

" 'Ya see that palace up on the mountain? The damned keep's abandoned, inhabited by dragonkin now. The creatures there 'ave made it their fortress, a shrine to that crazy prince who made 'imself a dragon to attract the bastards in the first place. Crazy bastards, those mages are, thas' why 'ya don't trust 'em."

Now you see here, these little fuckers? Yeah, three inches long and drills for noses. Well, not exactly, but I saw a swarm of them rip a cow into bones in a minute. Got myself outta there fast enough.