Mav whistles. “Ice is not gonna be happy.”

You nod. “Yeah, neither are any of the matrons. Two days downtime?”

Kenji nods once. “Yes. Well, Forty hours, to be exact. Less with a favorable tailwind for the flight from Texas.” He looks back over his shoulder at the factory team crawling over the fighter. “Ideally we could have done this at Castle Barin, our equipment there is much better, but that's only a minor concern. The French have been willing to loan us what we need.”

You nod. “If we'd known, we'd have probably landed it there.”

“Just as well you didn't, sir.” Kenji responds with a very slight grin. “We'd still be waiting for the replacement, and the beaches there aren't as nice.”

Mav snorts. “Well, Frank. You wanna tell the Ice queen the bad news, or should I? I'm sure the rest of them are already planning a trip to the beach.”

“Yeah, I'm sure.” You agree, dryly. Leave it to them to take advantage of the first chance to go to a beach.

[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”
[] “You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks.”

>>32245736
>[x] “You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks.”

NOPE! WE ARE NOT SETTING HER OFF AGAIN!

>[X] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

It's our plane. Nobody else handles our plane's business.

>>32245736
>[x] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

NO DETAILS. JUST "PLANE IS DOWN FOR REPAIRS FOR A FEW DAYS".

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>>32245736

[X] “You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks.”
Make sure to drag along all of our witches.

>>32245736
>[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

tell her its nothing special and just a preventive repair

[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”
Our bird, our responsibility.

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>>32245736
>[x] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”
The plane is ours, meaning it's our responsibility.

>I'm sure the rest of them are already planning a trip to the beach
What no whistling Dixie in the streets of gay Paris? This is World War 3, ain't it?

Best night of the week!

>>32245704
>>32245736
well its good to know our jet wont break like a glow stick

>>32245736
>[X] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead. Scare me up some swim trunks and a towel”

>>32245736
>[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

After reading feels, We might as well.

>>32245736
[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

Our plane. Our job

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>>32245736
[x] “You go tell her, I need to <SOMETHING THAT ISNT BEACH EPISODE>"

>>32245736
>[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

Yo Ghost, you not update twitter... ?

>>32245736
>[]"I'll tell the boss, go on ahead."
Yeah, we should probably chat with Tabby, clear the air, patch things up.

>>32246031
AND THEN THE RUSSIANS ATTACKED

>>32245736
>[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”
HA HA, TIME FOR PLANES

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>>32246240
And nobody was happy. Not even the Russians.

>>32246240
frank and merlin get captured so japan sends in the bonta's to free them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p69InNS-j0

>>32245736
>[x] "You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks."

We need some me time.

>>32245736
>[x] “You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks.”

>>32246316
Thats overkill!

>>32245736
>[x] "You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks."

[x] “You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks.”
I've got no desire to deal with Ice's bullshit, and she WILL have more of it.

>>32245736
[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

>>32245736
>[x] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

Our plane, our shit.

>>32245736
>[] “You go tell her, I need to go scare up a beach towel and some trunks.”

>>32245736
>[x] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”
>[x]Other: Have Mav accompany us while we go to tell Ice.
Gotta own up to this, and we haven't talked to Mav in a while

>>32245736
>[] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”
Fuck'n a Ghost. You updated Twitter way late.

This is our plane. We shouldn't be sending Mav to do this. Plus it's not the beach is going anywhere.

>>32246454
Hoping we get a chance to talk with her and few others we don't get to normally but with this group? Not fucking chance in hell.

>>32246454
Sure, let's do this

>>32246454
This. Mav time is best time

>>32245736
>[x] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

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[x] “I'll tell the boss, go on ahead.”

You sigh internally, already imagining the conversation at hand. “You go ahead. I'll handle the boss.”

She looks over at you, glancing up and down your body. “You still wear the same size trunks, right?”

“Hod do you even still remember that shit?” You ask, laughing. “Yeah, I do.”

She nods. “Alright. I'll scare up a pair for ya, and I promise they won't be speedos.”

“Thank god for small favors.” You grunt as she walks off, before turning back to Kenji. “You planning to come along?”

He shakes his head. “I can't, they need me here. I don't think Samantha needs to stay though. She'll probably want to go with you.”

You shrug. “She might, she might not.”

He nods, looking over his shoulder at one of the factory techs as they call his name. “I'm needed. I'll bring up a maintenance and repair report for you this evening or tomorrow morning.”

You nod and he walks off, climbing up one of the access ladders to join the crew on the back of your fighter.

It takes you a few minutes to find Ice- she's in the visitor's quarters on post, a nice old building, built with the base back in the early part of the century, you think. You don't really know and haven't asked, but it seems older.

She looks over at you when you knock on the door frame to her room- the door itself is standing open. Slider, lounging on the couch, looks up as well, nods at you, then goes back to her reading.

1/3

“Yes, Frank?” Ice asks after a second.

“We're stuck here for a day or two.” You respond, carefully.

She looks over at you again, confused. “Why?”

“Long story short, our number two ingested foreign matter. They think it was a shell casing from Zucchini’s weapon.” You say, watching her face. She wants to say something, you can tell, but she's letting you finish. “The damage was well within tolerance, Kenji tells me, but I agree with their assessment that we need to sit here until a replacement is flown in and installed.”

“How long?” She asks.

“Kenji estimates forty hours, with delivery time factored in.” You answer. “Patty thinks we should go to the beach. Cannes is like two and a half or three hours out by commuter rail.”

“Surprised the twins haven't already gotten tickets squared away.” Slider remarks without looking up.

“Who said we didn't?” Alyssa asks from the door, causing Slider to look up again.

“Yeah, it's hard to pass up seeing all of you in bikinis.” Her sister supplies, handing you a train ticket.

“You haven't even asked if I wanted to go.” You say, taking the ticket.

“You want to. I mean, Katya and miss hips over here in a- awhellgottago.” Alyssa starts, before Slider stands up at the phrase 'miss hips', causing her to take off, her sister looking on with a bemused smile.

2/3

“If you don't want to, it's no problem. Everyone else seems ready to go, and Rosie said her family had some friends in one of the cities she could hit up for a couple favors. She's going.” Clarissa says, handing Slider a pair of train tickets. “That's for you and the boss.”

“So where are we going, anyway?” Slider asks.

“Cannes, I think.” Clarissa responds. “Maybe Nice? Not sure. Couple hours by train.”

Slider looks at the tickets, then at you. “Well, I guess we might as well. C'mon Tabby, it'd do you good to get some sun anyway.”

“I'm not sure if I should. The matrons will be wondering what's going on, and there's a lot to do here, maybe the ground crew could use some help?” She says, looking at you briefly.

“Frank, mind helping out?” Slider asks, sighing. “I mean, you're her guardian, you can technically order her to go.”

“I can?” You ask. “Lady Dowding didn't say anything about that.”

“Technically.” Slider responds. “If its for her health, right?”

[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”
[] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”
[] “It's fine, she and I can stay here and help out with the Wyvern.”

>>32246874
>[x] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

>>32246874
>[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

>>32246874
>[X] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

As much as I want to stay and take care of our waifu, the beach episode beckons.

>>32246874
>[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

"Good chance for me to relax, too."

>>32246874
>[] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

Good grief guys, stop bullying her into these things.

>>32246874
>[x] "Good point. Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going."

Dragging someone somewhere with the excuse that "it'll be fun!" only breeds resentment and a stubborn insistence to NOT enjoy themselves if they'd rather do something else.

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>>32246874
>[x] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

>>32246874
>[X] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

>>32246874
>[] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

>>32246874
>[x] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

>>32246874
> Write-in
"You don't have to if you don't want, but I'd like it if you came."

>>32246874

Exchange a Look with Slider.

"You're coming. Now get moving before we get the rope."

>>32246874
>[] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

We shall see where this leads

>>32246874
[X] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”
There has been entirely too much seriousness as of late.

>>32246874
>[X] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

Although, frankly, hah, we need to have that talk with Katya rather than more focus on Ice. I'm kind of annoyed we got bait-and-switched with London when we were finally ready to start resolving this tangled mess of relationships.

>>32246874
[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

>>32246874
>[x] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

>>32246874
>[X] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

>>32246874
>[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”
>>32246971

THIS, TRIBAL STYLE!

>>32246988
Still going on about that? Its been like weeks, I'd drop it imo.

>>32246874
>[] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

It's her call at this point, we already forced her through leave. So whatever. Let her do what she likes.

>>32246925
She, never has time for herself though, she's been fending off these bitch matrons for awhile and didn't relax all that much during her break due to opening her grandmother's inheritance.

A little sun and sand won't hurt.

>>32246929
It's ice the anti-thesis on fun, slider will agree

>>32246874
This >>32246965
Normally I'd go with the rope one but gotta mix it up for it to stay exciting.

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>still owe Katya a date
>we drag Ice off on another one instead

>>32246874
>[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

>>32247130
It's not even a date, it's her to have fun with the rest of the squad.

>>32246874
[x] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

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>>32246874
[X] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”
No witch left behind.

>>32247130
Quit complaining. It will happen eventually.

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>>32247130
>dragging her to the beach with everyone else is a date.

>>32247130
Katya's coming too.

Fronk can relax on the beach surrounded by his girlpile.

>>32246874
>[]Other
>[] “It's fine, she and I can stay here and help out with the Wyvern.”
>[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

40 hours is a long time, we use the first 20 hours fielding the Matron's shitstorm, and take an overnight train to the beaches.

>>32247130
Ladies and Gentleman. Reading comprehension at its finest.

[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

"If you are a good girl I won't have the twins pick your swimsuit."

>>32246988
We already talked the crash over with her. Right now we have a holiday trip in Paris lined up.

>>32246925
This. Give us a chance to catch up with the other girls. We haven't hung out with Mav in forever.

>>32246925

>stop bullying

She's an M though.

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>>32246874
>[] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”
If we're going to be stuck at the damn beach this thread we're making it a Slider thread!

>>32246874
[x] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

We should chill with the others

>>32246874
>[x] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going."

It is the time of BEACH VOLLEYBALL not of WAIFU

>>32247476
Ya know if Ice stays Slider may stay with her.

>>32246988
>Strike Witches Quest
>Any year
>Untangling waifu knot doesn't instantly kill the quest.

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>>32247678
Slider did all the work while Ice was just on vacation! It's Slider's turn!

>>32247739

Yet slider is the one asking us to get ice to come.

I can't see her being very happy when we continue the mutual spitefest.

>>32246874
>[] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”

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>>32246988
Look at the Katyafag. Look at him and laugh.

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>>32247932
oh god why does it feel like she wants to eat me alive!

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>>32248021
If you're a little shota kid, she does want to eat you up. In bed.

>>32248110

After all this time I still don't know who those guys are.

>>32248147
They're from Ace Ventura... II I think.

>>32248158
They're from George of the Jungle, Philistine.

>>32248158

Nah, George of the Jungle.

>>32248175
I thought they were from Hot Shots.

>>32248175
>>32248196
Oh wow. Oh wowwwww. Well, my childhood just kicked me in the shins and said "Dude, what the fuck."

>>32246874
>[x] “It's fine, she and I can stay here and help out with the Wyvern.”

We can suggest she take a break, but forcing her into it's kind of lame, and we can hardly run off without her. Guardian, remember?

>>32248301
That's actually a good point. Maybe we should pull a "where she goes, I go" sorta deal. Then again, Brigitte and her girls are here if Tabby decides against.

So we're leaving Ice behind to go to the beach?

>>32246874
>[x] “Good point. Hey Tabby, guess where you're going!”
All in all, she'll probably be more of a nuisance to Kenji's team than a help if she were to stay here.

>We can legitimately order Ice to take a break if we think her overworking is effecting her health
Why the fuck isn't there a vote option for maniacal laughter?

>>32248813

It's implied.

>>32248813
Oh yaaaah

>>32248813
Kind of seems in bad taste after when she pulled rank on us to get patched up after getting hurt from gnome powers.

>>32248847
>after getting hurt from gnome powers.
Might not have even been gnome powers, just the results of pushing that many G's in a dogfight.

>>32248847
Oh no a nose bleed!!!! What ever shall we do!?!

Is Ghost drowning in puppy slobber again?

>>32248865
Also that.
>>32248870
Well considering Tanana, tomcar crashing, and the coma, their a little weary, it's a bit exaggerated but not completely unfounded

>>32248870

I actually know someone who lost his job because his nose kept bleeding. Has to get the damn thing cauterized.

>>32248932
So, it has come to this.

Begin the summoning ritual.

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>>32249015
Commencing Operation:Jetporn

>>32248932
Ghost needs to show us pics of those puppies! i want to see those puppies!

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>>32249062
You ask him every thread, if he wanted to do it he'd have done it already give it a rest.

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>>32249153
If only.

>>32249050
>>32249088
>>32249153
>>32249228

Where the fuck is my Berkut anon?

>>32249152
you get used to Fluff's incessant whining and tune him out eventually, forgettting he even exists, I bet Ghost did the same

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>>32249246
Forward swept wings a shit.

>>32249275
Or you can just add him to filters. I mean he's one of the few things around here you can safely do that to, as no one would follow any of his ideas anyways.

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>>32249294
Fight me faggot.

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ok, sorry. typed out the response, this option had won by one or two votes when I wrote it. then there was a SNAFU with the puppies and I had to handle it. We can re-do this response if you guys are massively unhappy Ice isn't coming along, or we can just roll with it as is, your call.

++

[x] “Eh, if she doesn't want to, I'll let her be. Mav got me some trunks though, you best believe I'm going”

You consider your options- and you're on the verge of telling Ice she's coming along when you shake your head, partly to yourself. Your parents used to force you along to do things you weren't really interested in, and it never went over all that well- your Bishop stubbornness forcing you to ruin it for everyone. You aren't particularly proud of that, but at the same time, they should have known better.

While you don't think Ice would do that- you’re almost positive, in fact, that she wouldn't, you don't want to chance it. Besides, she's not interested and some day she's going to have to learn that people won't always make her have fun.

“Eh, if she doesn't want to, I won't make her.” You say, looking over at her breifly. She doesn't look up. “But you can bet I'm going.”

Slider hesitates, then nods. “Alright, if you're not going to make her, I can't either. Have fun Tabby, we'll tell you how it went.”

1/3

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>>32249335

The three of you walk out of the building, meeting up with Rosalie and her Fiancee, Jean luc. He smiles and offers a firm handshake with his left hand, his right being entwined with Rosalie's. Merlin greets you with a hug a second later, and Mav tosses you a bag.

“Those should fit, we got them from the base exchange.” She says, and you look inside the bag to find a pair of blue swim trunks that look a hair too big. Oh well, no big deal, you figure.

“I'm surprised you found them so quick.” You admit, closing the bag.

Mav grins, adjusting her sunglasses. “Rosalie found us right after we'd found them. Said she knew a great place in the city for swimwear. We're going to buy ours there, instead of just the BX here.”

“Ah. Figures.” You respond with a smile. “Rush on things for me....”

She throws a bottle of suntan lotion at you. “Be glad it wasn't a brick.” She says sweetly. You laugh.

The train is a commuter, not the newer highspeed line, an older line. Still, it's comfortable. The seats are moderately empty- it's the middle of the week, afterall, and the war has put a major dent in tourism.

The ride isn't that long, and you're free to move around the car, so you end up talking to most of the witches. The twins bemoan that Joe isn't there, though they don't do so as much to you, and Slider only mentions Tabitha once, noting she's probably not working at all. You're not sure you agree.

Katya, meanwhile, is actually excited- enough so she smiles at you when you talk to her, this being her first trip to a real beach... ever. Her family had the ability to go to a black sea resort, but never the time, and the 'beaches' of the north pacific where she was stationed after Afghanistan weren't anything you'd visit in a bikini.

2/3

>>32249342

If you called it, you called it.

After getting off the train, Rosalie looks around at the group- almost all the spellcaster witches, except for Ice are here. She smiles, leading the way to one of the shops along the seafront, across the street from the promenade along the beach. The storefront proudly displays the current fashion in Woman’s swimwear in the windows, and not much else.

“In here!” Rosalie says, walking in the doors, followed closley by most of the witches- Merlin hesitates, and Jean Juc remains outside.

“What's the matter, kiddo?” You ask merlin, looking down.

“W-well, I'm not s-sure what I should get.” She says, quietly. “A-and I know wh-what will happen if I ask for h-help from some of them...”

[] I'll go in with you and help out, sound good?
[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.
[] You could just stay out here with us, but it means one of them will probably pick something out for you.

>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

Probably the safest bet here.

>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

>>32249401
[x] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

>>32249401
[X] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.
Continue the separation acclimation. Also I'm now very interested as to how this outing will play out.

>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.
The shenanigans otherwise would be too much. Besides, we get to talk with Jean Luc

>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

Lets chat it up with good Jean Juc.

>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

>>32249401
>[x] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

Come on kiddo, you should have this down to a science!

>>32249401
>[X] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

This seems like the safest option.

>>32249401
>[x] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

>>32249401
>"Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone."
Might be wise to emphasize Slider if Katya has never been to a beach.

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>>32249335
Time and place, motherfucker.

>>32249401
>[X] I'll go in with you and help out, sound good?

For humor.

[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

If the Twins seize the chance to pick something out it will be a borderline slutkini. So nope, Slider, Katya or Mav will pick something.

>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

Noooooope.

>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

Why did we not invite Ice again, she's a workaholic?

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>>32249497

>>32249401
[x] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.
They know enough not to steer her wrong.

>>32249526

The votes at time of posting said otherwise. Not mine, but I'd rather Ghost stick by the writeup than try to go over things again. There will be other votes to make. Mmmyes.

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>>32249553
You'll never best me!!

Because I'll have already crashed

>>32249401
>[X] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

>>32249401
>[x] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

Only sane option we have.

>>32249585

Hi Zucchini!

>>32249585
>grilled Zucchini

>>32249526

I dunno about the others, but forcing people to do stuff tends to go badly in my experience.

Mostly because I happened to be the whining asshole at the time who ruined it for everybody.

>>32249317
>>32249275
Oh wow, you two must be real fun at parties. Oh wait, you never leave your mom's basement anyway. I wish I could filter out your shit posting but sadly I have to endure it.
>>32249401
[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

>>32249584
But she is though, Half of which complained or feared it will be another Ice thread rather then just think of it as her joining the rest of the squadron, another portion fears for lack of Katya, while another is that you can't force the person to have fun.

While the last one makes kind of sense, she's a workaholic, the reason we forced a vacation on her was due to that habit

>>32249401
[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.
>>32249585
Oh hi there Zucchini!

>>32249640

Shes not they type though.

That's been Ice and Fronk's dynamic, fronk dragging her away from the desk.

>>32249640
When has Ice been whiny other then being overprotective? We had to carry her to a bed and make her sleep.

Besides she's not going to get any more rest, since she has to deal with matron, work, etc.

>>32249401

Dont suppose we could have a change of heart and go drag Ice with us?

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>>32249401

[X] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.
More Katya.

>>32249756
Doubt it, and besides with how long Ghost writes, it will take awhile.

Also where is Stalker?

>>32249790

I mean, as in add it in to the choice we pick as well.

>>32249790
...That's actually a good question.

Where is Konstantina?

>>32249721
Apparently not anymore, for me I think she thinks we're still kind of cross with her.

>>32249806
Oh in the cardboard box looking at franks butt

>>32249756
I'm a bit sad we didn't at least inform her that she should've come along. Them's the breaks though. I was at dinner ;_;
>>32249401
>[] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

>>32249804
We took a two to three hour train ride. if we keep flip flopping nothing will get done.

As mad as I am about the decision because of fear and shipping rather then have the workaholic relax, we have to move on

The deed is done. Let's just enjoy the time off.

Rolled 2

>>32247130
Ghost has already made it clear that we cannot use the downtime in France for Katya's date.

>>32249873

Then perhaps we should bring something back.

Food or what not.

An olive branch needs to start somewhere.

Well, presumably Ice knows where we are. Maybe she'll have a change of heart.

>>32249822

Especially after walking away from a request from slider to drag ice away from the desk.

I think thats a first.

>>32249934
I guess, but people are afraid of another Ice thread so I doubt it.

I think people forget she works herself to death, even during vacation not a lot of time to relax

>>32249934
That's a good idea, perhaps we can agree on that. Make it a full blown shopping trip, hehe.

>>32249981
Maybe it will be enough to shock Ice into breaking her own routine.

>>32249981
I thing it is.

That's probably why Slider hesitated but again, their might be a misunderstanding here.

>>32250020
>Make it a full blown shopping trip, hehe.
oh god yes, the last time we did something like that was the ghost of christmas presents

we need to go shopping for the girls again

>>32249934
Yea, this should probably happen

>>32250020
>>32250047
I like this idea.

>>32250047

Do they sell guns openly in france?

>>32250047
But its spring/summer? Winter is like half a year?

>>32250135
Don't think so.

>>32250135
I think maybe optics or something will be better, or cases.

Then we hide a large rope in it to mess with her

>>32250135
Bet they sell nice rope...

>>32250158
We can get a toy gun. A squirt gun

>>32250169
>>32250185
Just making sure, Slider told us that, right? Or is that purely meta-knowledge?

>>32250249

She put a leather collar in our cockpit before berlin, I think we know.

>>32250249
She kinda jokes around about it in front of Frank, but iunno if he's actually caught on yet

>>32250249
I think it's been mentioned? I know he found out about Ice's harlequin romance novels, and it's been mentioned in at least one of feelthy's shorts, which are canon unless otherwise stated.

>>32250249
Slider gave us Tabitha's romance novels and is a joke gift if anything

>Slider only mentions Tabitha once, noting she's probably not working at all. You're not sure you agree.

>>32250135
Requires a license, and not. I'd say you wouldn't be able to in this time frame... legally. There's also some stupid rules about it can't be a military cartridge since the 1880s. Which is stupid.

>>32250376

So we can buy antiques?

...Ice would probably appreciate that.

>>32250288
I don't think so.

>>32250294
>>32250300
>>32250305
So, that's a solid "Meh" on us knowing about Ice liking rope.

>>32250399
Technically, yes. It still requires a license, which you won't be able to get in this time frame.

>>32250401
We kind of do know since we suggested carrying her tribal style

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>>32250401

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/30376501/#30378545


“Fair enough. I'll be back to check later. If you're not in here, asleep, I'm sending someone over with the rope, got it? And no, you won't like it.”


Geez, man.

>>32250376
>There's also some stupid rules about it can't be a military cartridge since the 1880s. Which is stupid.
its actually rather easy to get a handgun in france if you use the rest of the world as a comparison (not including murika because fuck you murika) and you can get .38 Super ammo and guns easy there, its used a lot in competition shooting

>>32250460
I know. They've got one of the highest gun ownership rates in Europe. Still a stupid rule.

>>32250401
Rope doesn't really fit the situation, either. "We just had a serious argument about our work as active combat aviators. Here's something for your fetishes."

>>32249934
Honestly, I just hope she decides to just join us. I mean after Feelz, this should be an opportunity for her to try instead of us engaging her

>>32250486
Alcohol might work.

>>32250510
I agree. I voted to let her make up her own mind hoping that she'd join us on her own.

>>32250525
We just found a shit load of old wine

>>32250525
Speaking of alcohol, whatever happened to the stash we found that was rare as fuck?

>>32250537
Well let's see how Ghost handles this but honestly still kind of annoyed since most of the response was either about Katya screen time or her being a grump on a trip

>>32250538
>>32250548
It was claimed by France, I think. Historical value. We're supposed to get equivalent booze or mad dosh for it, IIRC.

>>32250510

That would be nice but I think she'll interpret our action as 'he's still angry, I'd better give him some space'.

>>32250565
Either way, we're good on the booze if its the former

>>32250538
still at the castle

>>32250548
Rosalie was going to talk to some experts on the matter, its apparently a big deal as some of the bottles are the only ones left in existence

>>32250580
But we're not mad! that's the thing I don't understand.

The way we did it, made it seem that way.

>>32250603

And at least one of those bottles is going into our belly.

>>32250580
The Feelz point otherwise.

>>32250401
And even if we knew, buying our CO rope like that is entirely and wholly inappropriate to do, as a subordinate and as a friend.

>>32250749

In a normal relation and situation.

Our relationship is not normal.

>>32250798
We are also not dating. I don't care what you think our relationship is; it's not one where we can casually hand her fetish tools in front of her friends.

>>32250749
The whole CO/subordinate thing went out the window a long time ago.

But I do find it inappropriate.

>>32250798
Teasing is fine. Straight up propositioning her is out of the question right now.

>>32250831

>passing her rope infront of slider.

Actually I think we can

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[x] Ask Slider, or Katya, for help, and stick with them. The twins will leave you alone.

You reach down, ruffling her hair. You make sure to mess it up good and proper, too. “Just go in and ask Slider or Katya for help.” You say, looking down at her as she fixes her glasses. “I'd ask Slider, I guess, Katya hasn't really ever been to a beach.”

She nods, slowly. “M-maybe they'll have a nice one in there?” She asks.

You shrug. “I'd guess so. Go on in and ask.”

“O-ok...” She says, hesitating at the door, then walking in.

Jean luc laughs. “She is your backseater, yes?”

You nod. “Yeah. Saved our hides more times than I care to count.”

He pauses for a moment. “Forgive me for saying so, but she doesn't seem as I had imagined her. Neither do you, for that.”

“Yeah, you'd be surprised how often I get that.” you respond. He laughs.

“Well, it is not as if we are all still vikings, yes?” He says, still chuckling. “Your flying, though, ma Rose tells me it is a thing of art. I didn't believe it until Berlin. That was incredible.”

[] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.
[] It was nothing, really.
[] You didn't do too bad yourself!

Fuck all of you. Your bitching is ruining the quest

>>32250831
Not the other anons but its just a nylon rope not like it has BDSM written on it or anything.

>>32250857
>[] You didn't do too bad yourself!

>>32250857
>[] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.
>[] You didn't do too bad yourself!

>>32250857
>[] It was nothing, really.
>[] You didn't do too bad yourself!

>>32250857
>[] You didn't do too bad yourself!
Ask him about the charge of the French light brigade.

>>32250857
[x] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.
"You ever fight enough to have that happen?"

>>32250857
>[X] You didn't do too bad yourself!

>>32250857
[X] You didn't do too bad yourself!
Ask him what he was singing.

>>32250857
>[x] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.

He's not a pilot, but I'm sure he'd understand the dangers of overexerting yourself.

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>french tonk guy
who /k/ here

>>32250857
>[x] You didn't do too bad yourself!

y-you're pretty good

>>32250857
>[x] You didn't do too bad yourself!

Don't sell yourself short their buddy!

Also Frank just HAS to ask if Jean Luc's last name is Picard, since he's a TNG fan and all.

>>32250798
I am more worried that at the rate we are going, your girls might start a fight over who will get Fronk.

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>>32250857

[X] You didn't do too bad yourself!

>>32250857
>[] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.

>>32250857
>[] You didn't do too bad yourself!
"Got yourself a nickname yet? Every time I do something stupid, I get saddled with a new one."

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>>32250904

>>32250580

That's what pisses me off, just be upfront about it.

>>32250904
Me.

>>32250857
>[] You didn't do too bad yourself!
then
>[] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.

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>>32250948
Hello anon

>>32250857
>[x] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.
>[x] You didn't do too bad yourself!
>>32250904
Has he been around lately? That french tank commander?

>>32250857
[] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.
and
[] You didn't do too bad yourself!

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>>32250960
No idea, actually. Then again, I haven't been on /k/ for some time myself.

>>32250982
I haven't seen him around for a while.

>>32250960

Wait is the guy legit?

>>32251006
It appeared so. Nothing appeared elsewhere.

>>32251006
He did post some timestamps, I think. I don't have them myself though.

>>32250857
[other] I know right? So awesome I knocked myself out. HAHAHAHA

>>32250857

"I'll be happy when I can actually return to a proper flight deck. Hey, do you know where I can buy a I'm-sorry-for-being-an-ass present 'round here? If I don't, I think my CO is going to string me up, Frankly."

>>32250911

Picard's an insufferably smug pussy in Season One. Surrendered less than ten minutes into the first episode.

>>32251049
Nope

>>32250857
>[X] You didn't do too bad yourself!

>>32251076

>smug pussy
>surrendered less than ten minutes

Just as keikaku.

Well, I'm about to pass out. Night all, thanks for running, Ghost.

>>32251151

Well, he's so wishy-washy and yet so I'm-so-better-than-you smug when talking about humanity of the 23rd century. There's really no other way I can describe Season One Picard.

>>32251233
Later

>>32251252
So he's like Sinclair of Babylon 5, but with a much better actor?

>>32251370

I prefer Sheridan because he had the balls to tell two ancient races to piss off. AND THEY DID. He was a crafty motherfucker, too.

>>32251252
I think that's more a factor of Roddenberry--the whole of the screenwriting when he was running the first season was like that, not just Picard. When Stewart got ahold of the character more, it developed into the JLP we all know and love.

>>32250883
this

Someone post lewd Ghost.

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>>32252005
Way ahead of you.

Have Ghost butt.

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[x] Yeah, and it sent me into a coma for two weeks.
[x] You didn't do too bad yourself!

“Well,” You say with a grin, “It sent me into a coma for two weeks, so I guess the gods thought so too.”

He laughs at that, nodding. “I think so, eh? They didn't take either of us, afterall!”

You chuckle. “Yeah, you didn't do too bad yourself. Where the hell did you come from anyway?”

He grins. “My grandfather, he was at Verdun. You know Verdun? On ne passe pas! I was thinking, how could I face him if I let them pass us there? We were on line to the south, but they didn't even bother sending their class D units at us.” He snorts, then spits on the pavement. “Because France folded in ninteen forty, we are still weak? We showed them though, Oui?”

“So you pulled out without orders to hit them in a flank you weren't even sure you'd have a shot at?” You ask, looking at him like he's insane.

He nods, his smile gone. “Oui. I cannot explain this, it's a... feeling? You know? An enemy will make a mistake, but you will have to work to take advantage of it. This is what I am feeling, sitting on line. So I call up regiment, but they say non, we will hold here.” He chuckles, shaking his head. “So I inform them I am pulling out because of difficulty with my tanks. They believe this, prototypes, oui?”

You nod, seeing where he was going.

“We withdraw to the west maybe a kilometer or two, then north, to hit them in their flank.” He says. “They are relying on their speed and the narrow front to protect them, oui? No outriders, air cover is having trouble because of you, so we are able to evade their little flank protection.”

1/2

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>>32252005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uut9m188_JU

You laugh, noting how he's downplaying it- sneaking a company of tanks anywhere has to take doing.

“And the song?” You ask.

He grins. “Well, we are riding a company of tanks into a division. We need something to take our minds off it, and I was a choirboy. It makes sense, oui?”

You grin and nod. “Yeah, makes sense.”

He laughs, then shakes his head. “If not for the Wehrmacht, we wouldn't have done anything. The panzers made it work, we only stalled them. Ah, but how glorious it was! Our names are both before the president for a crix de guerre, I am told, and one of the german crosses, I don't remember which.”

You nod again, as the door to the swimwear shop opens- the girls carrying the majority of their purchases.

Rosalie Jean-luc on the cheek as she exits, standing on her tip-toes to reach. “Now, the beach!”

The beach is relatively empty, for the same reasons as the train. The group of you find an excellent spot easily, laying out your towels and using the few changing booths. The twins, predictably, have maybe the combined coverage of a candybar wrapper between the two of them, while Merlin, perhaps unsurprisingly, has a very muted one piece- and she still blushes when she steps out of the changing room. The rest have something in between, though you have to admit that Katya does kind of shame them all, even without showing off nearly as much skin as the twins.

The twins, predictably make straight for the surf, splashing in with glee, while Katya lays out on her towel to sunbathe, while Mav and Slider busy themselves setting up a volleyball net. Merlin joins Katya after a moment, while Rosalie and Jean luc lay out their own towel nearby, watching the twins and Mav and Slider.

[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?
[] The twins have the right idea! Been too long since we were in salt water.
[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

>>32252031
>The Shattered Skies Project

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

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>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

hahahaha get fucked katyafags

>>32252043
>[x] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.
First step get sun, second Step BEACH VOLLEYBALL

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

Match time.

>>32252043
>>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?
BEACH
VOLLEYBALL

>>32252043
[X] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.
Tanning sounds good.

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.
as much as I want to mess with Slider, we owe some time.

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

Woohoo volleyball, and real life tourney season is finally starting, too

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

I can't believe it took me this long to realise how casper came into this.

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

To bad Ice isn't here. Could have a rematch.

>>32252043
>[x] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

"Hey Mav, wants some screen time. Oh, you're here too, hips. Awesome."

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

>>32252043
>[X] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

Not going for volleyball. Too obvious.

>>32252043
>[x] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

>>32252043
>[x] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

>>32252104
>as much as I want to mess with Slider, we owe some time.
No we don't. If she wants to talk, she knows where to find us.

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>>32252043
>[x] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

THE ONLY CHOICE!
>>32252025
>He nods, his smile gone. “Oui. I cannot explain this, it's a... feeling? You know? An enemy will make a mistake, but you will have to work to take advantage of it

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?
Beach volleyball sounds fun- did Goose not come?

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

>>32252043
>[x] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

More Mav for once. Not that I'm holding my breath.

>>32252043
>[X] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

Just reeeelaaaaax with Katya and Merlin.

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>>32252133
Goose? who is this goose you speak of?

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

Mav time

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.
We could use the Vitamin D.

>>32252043
[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

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>>32252043

[X] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.

>>32252043
>[x] The twins have the right idea! Been too long since we were in salt water.

>>32252043
>[] Go help with the volleyball net, maybe some others will join us?

>>32252133
This is a good question. Where the hell is she?

>>32252043
>[] Well, we are doing a damn good impression of casper, over here. Let's join Katya.