Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We joined the evil Villain, Queen of the World as she entered what must have been an evil competition of some sort. Some stuff happened involving cousins, necromancy rituals, and hair ruffling but none of that is really important.>Instead we join Rena as she tackles the most important problem in her tale to date.
>>32226228>hero quest is todayFUCKING YES!the best time of the day.
FCC: "I have called you all here for a very important meeting..."LK: "Is it about the Mayor's home?"FCC: "No, it's-Wait, what?"LK: "Nothing, carry on."FCC: "... This is about indecent material that has been circulating the city. Right now uncut footage of our people's exploits are changing hands and the worst part is... They're using physical copies! If this were on the heronet or something similar it would be child's play to find them.">Rena raises her hand."I uh... I don't really see how this affects me. I have some other things to worry about. Like evil-me. I think we all do, actually."FCC: "RENA! You do not understand the importance of this! If this footage is widely circulated then the public will no longer support us! Without their support we can't effectively fight villains! Without that the entire system goes under! Do you want that to happen!?""N-no..."FCC: "Good. Now, the reason you're here is because I noticed a disturbing fact... The spike of these... Illicit materials occurred shortly after you joined our association. I'm not sure what it means but it's the only clue we have to go on. I'm tasking you all with finding the source of this leak and DESTROY THEM COMPLETELY.""...."FCC: "Or arrest them. Whatever seems prudent. You do have the right to just... End them, though. Just throwing that out there."Yeah... I really don't think this concerns me.
>>32226367Is this about jade revolver's fanfics?
>>32226367>FCCman trying to put censorship upuh-ohwhat if evil rena is in part powered by the lewd?
>>32226228>>Instead we join Rena as she tackles the most important problem in her tale to date.Did she finally find out about lesbian overtones?>>32226367Ask Jade Revolver for her help.
>>32226367Wait, what about that uncut footage is going to make people stop supporting the Hero Association?
>>32226400no. Uncut footage would suggest actual materials, not just third party smut.
>>32226367Yeah, it doesn't concern you at all, girl. Just keep on doing whatever you were doing before FCC-man called you to that ridiculous meeting.You've done nothing wrong! And if you have, keep denying it, they have no evidence! It's a crime only if they catch you!
>>32226367Wait, FCC man, what is this even about?Are you talking about piracy? Or is this about some kind of porn stuff?Be more specific.
>>32226367Go destroy the source completelyAnd by that I mean have Cynthia and Caffo team up to destroy the source completelySexuallyThe source being Jade Revolver.
>>32226411I guess we won't know until we track some down.But I bet we know just the girl who could help us do that.
>>32226367DENY THE OBVIOUS! UPHOLD THE INANE!
>>32226367Secretly remove FCC man and replace him with someone cooler
>>32226367just push the work off on someone else and go out for ice cream with Anti-Hero, or whatever her name is now.
well let's hit the streets and ask around. maybe get a disguise.also ask jade. she as contacts right?
>>32226436unofficially, of course.Gotta protect those super sekrit sauces.Infact, we should get Bridgette to ask her about it for us.
>>32226367FCC man?Where are they getting uncut footage from?The only source of footage is our own spy drones and the villain drones, yeah?
>>32226367Ask to see the footage.It might have clues as to who is distributing it.
>>32226367suggest product placement and sponsors.Maybe Rena could lure Nintendo into sponsoring her...
>>32226452something tells me we won't need do.As a censorship body, naturally he is a closet pervert, so if we get the right leverage, he will do our less-evil-than-him bidding.
>>32226483Holy crap, that is a good idea. Lets put a bunch of logos on Rena's hoodie.
>>32226367I'm not going to murder someone for the sake of censorship you looneyEspecially not for you, you asshole. I didn't even get to see QotW's sweet new castle because of you.
>>32226508>because Larro will draw them
>>32226508>going full Tiger and Bunnyoh god no, just no, holy shit just no.
>>32226367...ask FCC Man why he censors his own face.
>>32226483>suggest product placement and sponsors.hahahahahaPerhaps as a follow up we could find some lawyers and suggest that they go law stuff up.
>>32226367FCC man, we're still mad at you for ruining queen's beach. Tell him that rena.
>>32226367Draw something lewd in your notes, see if FCCman will censor it.
"Uhm... What exactly kind of stuff are we talking about? And why would if affect us?"FCC: "Rena, you're new here so I don't expect you to understand exactly how things work. You see, when the Big Boss Cameras capture footage of us it goes to me. I edit it to make it presentable for the public. That way they only see the best of us. They support us and adore us. Imagine how the public would feel if they saw their beloved Madam Hourglass in a messed up t shirt looking all bedraggled as she goes to pick up the mail? That would hurt not only her image but how her fanclub feels about her."MH: "How did you get that picture!?"FCC: "Hey, it's a good thing I got it before anyone else did.""I'm still kinda mad at you for ruining the Queen's party thing."FCC: "She was parading about naked! It would destroy us if people found out we actually WANTED to look at that sort of thing! Rena, please. You are clearly the cause of this. I'm practically begging you to help me out here. No one thinks this is a serious issue. If you do this for me I'll do something for you.">As Rena considers this she looks and notices that Red Hamner, Aeon, Rider, and Prince have already left.
Guys, maybe he's talking about us. Maybe we are the source of the uncut footage. Or Larro is.
>>32226602Yeah, I'm saving that picture of Madam Hourglass.Adorable.
>>32226602>If you do this for me I'll do something for youWe can make him look the other way. This is worth it
>>32226602tell him to just get product placement
>>32226483They've been Son-SegaTendo-soft for decades, man.
>>32226602Ask him about what he can do for you in return.
Another Jade Revolver's conspiracy, calling it.
>>32226602Uhh... I don't see WHAT the FCC-man could possibly do for us.Anyway, the other Heroes are right. This is not a serious issue. Think about it girl. He wants you to become his CENSOR. I say screw him.
>>32226602So the only way to get the footage is through our cameras? Go about finding a leak. Is it rogue footage? Cross-check with existing camera data from our own sources to narrow it down to a certain amount of possible filmers in the crowd. Cross-check all of that against other leaks until the list of suspects go down.The last one only works if it's just one guy. If not, you'd have to consider some kind of group trying to get "uncut" footage into circulation. We wouldn't be dealing with a simple occasional leak but an organized thing. A villainous thing.Time to earn your keep, FCC-man.
>>32226602Uh, madam hourglass is really adorable in that picture FCC man.And I have no idea how to solve your problem, FCC man. You won't even tell me what type of illicit material is being leaked.Maybe show me a clip of it?
>>32226602>A favor from FCC man>He doesn't censor a moment of our choiceWE'RE INDO IT FOR US RENA
>>32226602Honestly, I don't see why we need to censor this in the first place. Don't people like a hero they can relate to?
>>32226602"I'll look into it."
>>32226602I don't think it's a serious issue either.But I'm not busy today, so I'll look into it anyway (if only to get more of an idea of what kind of scam you're running.)
>>32226602FCC man I have a solution.MAYBE stop having cameras spy on us constantly, and only do it when we are doing hero stuff?
>>32226676no, I don't think so.This doesn't smack of JR's handiwork. She wouldn't circulate anything that makes heroes/villains look less awesome.
>>32226602I say fuck him and the high horse he rode in on.
>>32226607>FCC-Man wants us to kill Larrowat
>>32226714It's way easier to have the footage and cut it than miss good footage because the camera is off.And the Heroes DID kind of sign their likeness away.And it DOES kinda pay for everybody's extravagant wages and shiny toys like the uniform we're wearing.
>>32226752>you will never Meta harder then FCC-man.
>>32226602I think MH looks cute in that picture.Also, what can you do for me? If we're bargaining let's see what you've got on the table.Rena is used to buying food only when it's on sale, so she has a patient bargain savvy mind.
>>32226602Rena think of all the amazing dirt you could find yourself privy to if you found this stuff
>>32226602Alright, but tell him there's a reason people want uncut footage. They want to see the real lives of those they're fans of. Maybe he could consider throwing together some interviews or something to show off what heroes are like on their time off? But he could make it look good, instead of just raw footage.Also doesn't everyone want to look at "that sort of thing"? I mean, it's only inappropriate for youngsters, really. He could use that footage too, but have it on pay-per-view or something.
>>32226602Hey Rena, is there a villain called Quest Master or something like that?
>>32226602FCC MAN I HAVE FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEMRENA'S UNCUT HOMELIFE IS WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN HER HERO SHIT
>>32226807oh God>We track down Quest Master, he's the Villain Associations PR guy>He does his work as a beloved mangaka>For the past 24 years he's been making the best manga on the market>He's so devoted to his work that his health is failing and he has no friends>We drag him out of his cave and play mario kart with him>Endless hiatuses in his manga>His readers never get off the boatNO. I will NOT let us be iDolMaster
does FCC man allow suggestive sexual things like this
>>32226862>QuestMaster is Miuraoh dear god.
>>32226883GET BACK TO WORK MIURA
>>32226928>implying they will ever get off the boat>implying the hiatusland will ever end.
"I'll look into it but I still think this whole thing is kinda stupid. I mean... We're real people. We do things like check the mail, walk around messy, and other stuff like that. I have other things to do, though, so if I can't find anything I can't find anything."FCC: "All I ask is that you try. And like I said, if you do this for me I'll do a favor for you. You simply need to ask and if it's within my powers you may consider it done.""What kind of things are within your powers?"Bargaining time.FCC: "If you need some classified information or would prefer me to not be around just once I will do so. That is all I can really offer you unless you need something more mundane like someone to drive you around.""Hmm.. Alright. But like I said I'm just gonna look into it.">The meeting is dismissed.>>32226635Oh man, that looks horrible. I don't think I'd wanna have stickers all over me. Well, maybe if Nintendo agreed...>>32226795That's actually a pretty cool idea. I would totally be down for an interview. Let everyone know what I do when I'm not being a Hero.>>32226676Eh...I'll give her a call. See if she knows what's up.>Rena dials up Jade. The girl picks up and practically squeals with joy at the chance to talk to Rena.>Rena tells her she would like to ask her a question.JR: "Sure! What is it, Rena?""Well I just got through with a meeting and FCC-Man said that someone has been leaking uncut footage of us Heroes. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"JR: ".... Haha, what? Naaah. I wouldn't know anything about that kinda stuff. Why would anyone wanna look at that?""I know but I guess some people are curious."JR: "Haha, yeah. What weirdos. Right?"I guess she's a dead end.
>>32226965Yep, Jade's the source.So, what are the rules on arresting other heroes?
>>32226965Guess somaybe it's cosplay lass
>>32226965Offer her protection from justice if she admit it.
>>32226965>I guess she's a dead end.I could point out that she may not be telling the truth. But you're too adorable when you're this dense, Rena.
>>32226965Press her Renapress herPress her boobs up against yours and smile at the camera above you
>>32226965I can feel the spaghetti overflowing from the phone, she's guilty as sin.
>>32226965Oooo, FCC man was showing off hand holding~
>>32226965Ask her if she's seen any people talk about that stuff. She's almost constantly online, right? She' must've seen some talk, at least.
>>32226965SHE KNOWS!GOD DAMN IT!
psst, rena, jade is bluffing. she knows stuff but doesn't want to get in trouble.
>>32226965Continue to press her, looks like she knows exactly what's going on
>>32226965"Aah, that's a shame, if you knew anything about it we could hang out. Looks like I'll be busy looking into this, though. Call me if you hear anything."
>>32226965She knows something. Tell her if she finds out anything and tells you, you'll do something in return.
>>32227008no, that doesn't fit her MO either.She likes to dress up as heroes/villains/annie-may. So anything that decreases their popularity is a no-no.But it does seem like there's gotta be some kinda Rena connection.>>32226367>The spike of these... Illicit materials occurred shortly after you joined our association.Lets talk to Bridgette. Mostly because I'd like to touch base with the Villains on this and see if they've had a similar issue,
>>32226965Literally everyone who responds to some kind of questions regarding fetishes or weird shit like uncut footage of heroes with "h-heh what a bunch of weirdos amirite" is super guilty of the thing you are talking about.Press her for more info, Rena. But not over something that FCC can easily trace like a phone, meet up with her somewhere and talk about it in actual privacy.
>>32227107>Lets talk to Bridgette.Seconded. Let's see if the Villain Assoc. has a similar problem.
>>32227034rena doesn't have any boob to perform the docking maneuver with.
>>32227107>Lets talk to Bridgette.This gives me an idea.We could ask Rena to do naughty things with Bridgette to lure out the bad and lewd villainous voyeur.
>>32226965Well, I guess it's not jade.Shit, that was our only lead.Go grab jade and bridgette and go on a hunt for whoever is leaking our information.
>>32227204We have more important things to do than go to a goose chase. Like, watching paint dry.
You guys think she's hiding something?Well... You haven't steered me wrong yet."Jade, are you hiding something?"JR: "What!? No! Of course not! That's silly! I.... Oh god I can't lie to you Rena... I... I may have bought the entire box set of all your footage... I'm sorry!""... I think we should talk. Can you meet me at the coffee shop we went to? And bring the stuff."====================================Yeah. This is definitely all stuff about me.>>32227182The what?>Rena holds a rather sizable box filled with DVDs, books, fan drawn stuff, and other things all related to her. Most of the items have an odd skull and crossbones mark on them."Where did you get these from?"JR: "It's... It's just this group I'm part of. They're called the Freedom Pirates and they sell stuff like this... You're not mad at me, are you?"
>>32227188we could but it's far more effective to leak false information and see where it turns up.
>>32227133but there's no such thing as actual privacy, haven't you learned anything?
>>32227237Can we watch it?
>>32227237Play the video, we have to see it!
>>32227237Don't be mad at her.Now, watch the videos.
>>32227237WATCH THE VIDEO I WANT TO SEE DRUNK RENA!Please. Please please please please please
>>32227237Piracy is good.
ask if she has given any to anyone else. if not then she's in the clear, technically. also you totally need to watch that one. see what crazy antics you and Bridgette got up to.
>>32227237"Nah, I think FCC man is up his own arse on this."
>>32227237Watch the video to restore memories of what the hell happened that night, then respond to Jade
>>32227237We're not mad at you.But FCC man is throwing a huge fit about this stuff.We've sort of agreed to help him out if we can. Let's watch it.
>>32227264>>32227268We already saw it, it's a reference to previous threads
>>32227291I'm not sure I really WANT to know.It's way adorkable this way.
>>32227237Watch the video. We need to verify its authenticity. For science. SCIENCE.
>>32227314Science and yuri.
>>32227314tell us more of these "freedom pirates"...wait, how come FCC man doesn't know this already if he has 24-7 footage of heroes and villains?
>>32227237>Asking us to defeat piracy
>>32227331>implying she didn't make out with Spine ravager>or everyoneprobably just shitalked Sony for 40 mins
>>32227377>rena shittalking sonyThis is hilarious but would also make me sad, because sony used to be super fucking sweet.
>>32227358throw a rock at it
>>32227398I think metaphysical concepts may be immune to rocks. we should ask bridget's dad
>>32227358It's not on the net, the HA controls it. They must have some caches of their stuff hidden somewhere.
>>32227388>Drunk Rena is /v/ lite>"All da 8ff gen cansoles are just *hic* just low rent PCs. and da Wii U... OH GOD WHY! FISHER PRICE!!! *hic* MIYAMOTO!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEE!?!?!">uncontrollable sobbing
>>32227237We've not really come to a decision on what to DO about the piracy yet.Also, ask jade revolver if, you know, FCC man doesn't automatically know about this since we're both heroes and looking at the goods?
"Nah, I'm really not mad at all. Like I said it's just FCC-Man. He's... Kinda a jerk about stuff like this."JR: "That's a relief... Well, I'll just be taking these back then.""Hold on, wait. I wanna watch them."JR: "I don't think you should, Rena...""I'm curious. Come on.">Rena takes the box and Jade Revolver to her home. As they walk there Jade Revolver explains that she doesn't now much about the Freedom Pirates but that Cosplay Lass or some other Villains might.>Once they get to Rena's home the girl pops the DVD into her player and sits back.====================================="...."JR: "...."...Huh. I think I should stop drinking.RM: "Mistress, I was not aware you were that skilled with a rock.""I didn't think I was either. I mean... I know I'm pretty good but damn.">>32227506I didn't see an bots flying around. And honestly I'm not sure what to do about this whole piracy thing either. I guess I could stop them. But I'm not even really mad at the footage. Just the fact that it was taken, I guess?Still a favor from an S-Class might come in handy.
>>32227237You don't really remember what happened that night, right? Might as well watch it
>>32227506Bear in mind Jade is both Hero and Villain and thus technically under double scrutiny.
>>32227535>jade blushing furiouslyWHAT IS GOING OOOONAlso I want the S-class favor, but it's not worth busting what appears to be a relatively harmless piracy ring.Ask FCC man to offer cheap and paid versions of this stuff as an alternative, because even if we stop the current pirates, more will happen. That's how piracy works.
>>32227535>Rena takes the box and Jade Revolver to her home. As they walk there Jade Revolver explains that she doesn't now much about the Freedom Pirates but that Cosplay Lass or some other Villains might.>>32227107I told you it was Cosplay Lass you turbo nerdgo home and accept my superior deductions
>>32227535Why is JR blushing so much? Is the video lewd? Or is she just embarrassed to have the video in the first place?
>>32227549There is nothing we can learn here that technically FCC man should not already be aware of.Most of the people we talk to should be under approximately 24-7 surveillence.Hell, even Queenie and Raindrops are subject to censorship and they're often out of the city where he has to rely on camera drones.
>>32227535Lets track down cosplay lass for more information!Good cop bad cop styled interogation!
>>32227535Well Cosplay Lass at least will be easy to meet, since she's serving time in prison.
>>32227569>I told you it was Cosplay Lass you turbo nerdIT's not her either, dorkus.But it stands to reason she'd have pirate connections - she needs her annie-may fix.
>>32227588>>32227535good point.Go back to FCC man and ask him how he's not solved the problem already if he has so many drones.Also how the heck we are supposed to solve the social problem of piracy? I mean, they keep coming back.We wanted to help you at first FCC man, but we realize that might be an impossible task.
>>32227606Actually, didn't Jade bust her out?
>>32227535What did you do? Let us seeeeeee! Or at least tell us!As for the footage, ask JR to let you talk to the other members. Get them all to stockpile the stuff and at least stop distributing it until the evil-rena stuff is done with. Then we can get that favor from FCC-Man, but they'll just start doing it again afterwards.Oh also find out why it skyrocketed when you came on the scene. Do you have the best uncut footage or something?
>>32227632good question.Why is there so much footage ever since we showed up?EXPLAIN TO US JADE
>>32227624Did she? I... forget.
>>32227646Wait! Besides JR, there is ANOTHER person that's kinda obsessed over Rena. Maybe he's doing some raw footage trading as a side business.And no, I'm obviously not talking about Bridgette.
>>32227632The broadcast version of Rena's exploits is the recap at the beginning of the threads. In trying to make Rena appear properly heroic FCCman edits out almost the entirety of what people like about Rena.
>>32227647She did! It was her second act as a villain, the first being destroying her will by talking about fanfiction.
>>32227681is it FCC-Man?
>>32227720No, her former boyfriend, that whatshisface.
>>32227647To be more specific, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31563182/#p31566551 is the link to it. Although it was text only and didn't actually say if she broke her out.
>>32227647When she did her hero/villain thing.>>Jade Revolver looks at the money in her hand and back at the quivering Cosplay Lass.>JR: "Hey, you wanna break out? I need to go to the bank."
>>32227739It's possible, but RM only has access to footage of Rena, and FCC man implied that there might be others.
>>32227555Honestly I think the whole problem could be solved if he just stopped being a huge jerk about censorship but I don't think that's gonna happen. Also I'm curious about why I'm the cause for the sudden spike.>>32227572I think it's cause we're watching her stash. Honestly there's not much that's lewd going on. Except for that time where a bat Bridgette began nibbling on my neck. It seems at some point I broke into a story and destroyed every single Xbox Infinity with a single rock.... That was pretty cool but not very nice."You said Cosplay Lass might know something, right? Let's go see her.">The Villain has been locked up once again after crashing yet another con and threatening people there. She is under max security lockdown.CL: "Rena... To what do I owe this please?""I need some information about a group called the Freedom Pirates."CL: "Hmph. As if I'll help out my greatest enemy.""Come on. I didn't even lock you up this time."CL: "I'm not saying a thing."
>>32227766"I don't get Evangelion"
>>32227766Have at it jade.
>>32227766Wait, why are you locked up again?And what's with that bite guard?Weren't you just supposed to be under protective custody so evil rena doesn't murder you?
>>32227766Ok, fine, whatever.It's not urgent or anything.We said we'd look into it. Trail's cold.
>>32227766Show her the DVD of your homemade dub of madoka magica.
>>32227766So you actually know something, huh?
>>32227766Why does she have a poster of a children's show on her wall? Why not an adult show like SAO?
>>32227766"Cosplay Lass, I'd like you to meet a dear friend of mine, Jade Revolver. I think she wants to talk with you a while..."
>>32227797>not recognising Silence Of The Lambs Cosplay when you see it
>>32227766Ask her what she wants for some info. At least a new lead on who to talk to?You could always threaten to have Jade come talk to her some more.
>>32226367( R )
>>32227535Well, now that you know what happened last night... did it look like fun?Anyway, I still think this is a bad thing. Most people aren't too fond of being spied on, especially when it's sold for profit without your permission. We should probably go looking for however they're doing this and stop it. Then again, we might be able to cut a deal with the higher-ups in the Hero's Association.
>>32227766"What would happen if I took off that mask?"
>>32227766Why are we enemies, exactly? We only fought twice, and the second time was because she was hired to attack us.
>>32227766Hannibal is a pretty good show!Tell her that you can get Kiss Kiss Shota Riot back on the air for her, even though FCC man banned it.Wait. Wouldn't cosplay lass be super into Lolu? Wait, no, he's too 3D for her. Or is he? Tell her you can get her passes to Lolu's nightclub and gauge her reaction.
>>32227766Commend her on her ability to raise one eyebrow. It took me months of practice to figure it out.
>>32227766Offer to have her released for a day if she tells you about them. Do you think that's within your authority as a Hero?
>>32227891polar opposites - Gamer Girls and Cosplay Girls are natural enemies. Like cats and dogs. Or Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
>>32227919I just held down one eyebrow to identify which muscles to move and moved only those. Ez pz.
>>32227959I am not very good at things
>>32227838Stopping the pirates won't stop heroes from being spied on. The Hero Association is the one recording everything in the first place.
>>32227766Wait, we're enemies?I like you though, I thought we were becoming friends.
>>32227988yeah, but they sold their rights to the Hero Association.
>>32227988What should be done then ? Spying the spy drones ? Remember the system is what hold superhumans in place.
"I think we should just be friends. I mean... We only fought like twice."CL: "...""You know we might be able to get some kinda annie-may you like back on the air if you help us."CL: "......""-sigh- Jade, can you help me here?">Jade Revolver walks up to the glass.JR: "Cosplay Lass. Sarah. You wouldn't mind helping out a friend, would ya?"CL: ".... I'll tell you anything you want to know.">Cosplay Lass reveals that the Freedom Pirates are a group dedicated to showing the public the true side of Heroes, be it good or bad. There's no Villain equivalent since... Well, it's pretty much assumed that they're bad. She also says that the group has it's lair in... The Villain Association. There's a hidden door behind the building that would lead you to their group. She begs Rena not to take them down. They're the only source of free footage of Heroes in the entire city.>Rena says she'll think about it.You know... Hearing more and more about these guys kinda makes me wanna save them... And maybe tell the Association to, I don't know... Stop filming all the time? I mean I know it's important to help them make money and stuff but...
>>32228048The solution is to hijack the feed from villain drones and start a hero-side "personal lives of villains" thing.Show cynthia being adorable sleeping on a couch like a snake.EVERYONE WILL WANT IT.JUSTICE WILL BE ACHIEVED.
>>32228048Start filming the life and times of JR and CL.
>>32228069You brilliant bastard. Show adorable footage of all of the 'tough and terrifying' villains!
>>32228048Go visit those pirates and see what is up with them.
>>32228069This actually has a good point. Might make the nicer villains less hated or something and cut down on abuse.
have a chat with FCC-man.switch up how things are sold. battles are free to view, while everything else is pay.
>>32228048Perhaps we should ask advice from some Heroes that we know? If you phone them, just ask to meet them. And meet them somewhere without camera drones.
>>32228048FCC-Man thinks this footage is damaging, but it's the opposite. Let's prove him wrong. Meet with them and we can think up a plan.
>>32228069The problem with this is that it will make civilians think that the villains are actually people, not monsters.
>>32228048The 24/7 surveillance of Heroes is kinda the problem as it enables the black market for uncut footage. Something needs to be done about that. On the other hand the black market shows there is clear demand for material about their daily lives. Answering that demand via official channels could diminish the demand for pirated footage.Just... don't make any reality shows... because nobody believes they're not scipted.
>>32228069All we have to do is trade.Adorbs footage of villains in exchange for "damaging" footage of heroes.So, basically we need a hero pirate organisation. I guess?
>>32228048How long has this been going on for? If we know that, we can calculate whether it's actually damaging people's reputations or not.
>>32228048Smirking Jade looks super kissable
>>32228069That... Hmm... Maybe."Do Villains have fanclubs?"CL: "Of course they do...""Alright... I think I may have an idea. Also how long has this been going on? Why has it been going up lately?"CL: "Cause of you. It always goes up and down when a new S-Class joins the scene. You're in hot demand right now. It'll probably cool down later but right now you're number 2 in terms of uncut footage.""Who's number one?"CL: "Queen of the World.""Right. Well if you'll excuse me I need to go talk to FCC-Man."CL: "Rena! Don't take down the pirates! They're all we have!"=====================================FCC: "Impossible!""Look, you're not gonna be able to stop piracy. I figured if we make it so you have to pay to watch it we'll be able to cut down on people buying stuff in the black market or whatever. Also I was thinking maybe we can do something similar for the Villains? Maybe show they're all not huge jerks and some are very nice when they're not at work."FCC: "Rena you... That would be terrible! Not only would that make it so that Villains gain sympathy but there is absolutely no demand for candid footage of Villains! None!"CF: "I'd watch it."FCC: "No one asked for your opinion!""All I'm saying is that we're not going to be able to beat it so we need to think of something else. Either we sell this uncut footage, set up like interviews, or maybe we can set up something similar with the Villains. Show that there is a demand for just people being people. Some Villains are still pretty evil, yes, but I know a few that are nice."FCC: "I'm sorry Rena but my figures show that people want their Heroes and Villains to be very simple. One side must be bad and the other good. That's it. Now stop wasting my time with these crazy ideas."
>>32228434Well, it's time to undercut him.Rena! Join forces with Caffornicator!
>>32228434You know... they have footage of you too, right?But, I'm sure YOU have nothing to hide.
>>32228434>"Who's number one?"Rena, that question was entirely redundant. The answer was obvious.
>>32228434THE VOICES DEMAND ITTELL HIM THE VOICES WOULD PAY MONEYALL THE MONEYALL THE MONEY FOR CANDID CYNTHIA
>>32228434Ask where he gets his figures, because the piracy market seems to contradict them.
>>32228434This is a mission for the Big Boss, FCC can't pull Excalibur out of his bottom.
>>32228491I JOIN MY VOICE WITH YOURS
>>32228434Ok, how about we show heroes uncut doing things that aren't fighting evil, but also not bad?
I wonder if we could get off the clock footage of Death Lord.
>>32228485Really?It hardly seems necessary since Queenie gives it away
>>32228434>Caff in the backgroundIs she always there?Anyway, lets go with >>32228483
>>32228434Fuck you fcc man, Rena, go get a camera and make your own, probably somewhat blurry footageActually, get someone to help you. produce Rena's guide to Heroes and Villains. It has your name on it, people will watch it
>>32228434FCC man, we are going to prove you wrong.
>>32228434Sure, but your numbers does not consider the demand only the risk. In order to create a profit, you need to explore new demands and investments. Rena, try to offer or invest in such an idea and you can make a lot of money
>>32228434Let's go with Caffornicator to meet with the Pirates
>>32228434"How are people actually reacting to it, though? When do our approval ratings go up or down?""I don't think that simplicity is what people really want. Fans want to know what their heroes are really like as people. It makes them more relatable, you know? Otherwise there wouldn't be a market for this stuff. And if they didn't, they just don't look into it."
>>32228546It's time to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy!
>>32228434join forces with caffo to acquire all the adorbs villain footage.
>>32228549CF sex tapes?
>>32228539she runs around at several times lightspeedshe's everywhere
>>32228573Like she can get any.
>>32228434looks like we get all the royalties then.
>>32228434>caffinator is always therelol
>>32228434If he's not willing to do that, then they'll have to stop spying on heroes so much. I mean, the whole "camera drones filming everyone all the time" is pretty suspect to begin with. They're going to have to reach some compromise, like only filming heroes when they're on-duty.
>>32228606She has a few regular takers.
>>32228434I might have said this already, but prove him wrong with your own show/pirate network.It is like 10 times more amateurish than the villain's one
>>32227299I think its actually the night Rena got blackout drunk and woke up in Bridgette's bed covered in spider bites. We most definitely did not see that night.
>>32228718Yeah... what happened?
>>32228434Call up Cynthia and say we need to shoot some amateur video with her.
>>32228752Let's not tell her Caffo is with us
"Well your only other option is to just... Stop filming us so much. That's really all I can think of. Also, I seriously think you should rethink the whole 'no demand' thing. I mean... I'm certain there must be some demand."FCC: "There is NONE!""Are you worried about footage of you getting out or something?"FCC: "W-what? Why would I be doing anything not heroic!""I don't know. You just seem really kinda invested in this whole thing."FCC: "Because our Association depends on it! I... Just go do what I asked you and stop coming up to me with these ridiculous plan!">FCC-Man storms out of the room. Rena blinks and Caffornicator is there with a camera.CF: "Hey, Rena. If you're serious about that thing with the Villains I rigged this camera to tag alongside ya, hehe. I think FCC-Man's got a huge stick up his ass and doesn't see that people do just want to see us being normal people. Also I want to see an adorable picture of Cynthia but that's just me, hehe... Whatever you do just know I'll help ya out.""Uhm, thanks.">Rena takes the camera. It floats beside her, recording the things around her.Hmm... I guess I can prove that there is demand for Villains just being normal people. I guess I record some people and then sell it on the internet or something?But who and what.
>>32228747Just normal drunken shenanigans, combined with Bridgette biting Rena a lot.
>>32228793Cynthia just being herself with you
>>32228793Anti-Hero or whatever she's called now. The poor thing probably needs some good advertising.
>>32228793Someone who is famous but not well-known by the public. Does anyone come to mind? We don't know how much the general public knows about things, only what we've experienced ourselves.
>>32228793Cynthia first! Best girl is truly best, and there is nothing cuter than a lazy lamia.
>>32228793Bring Caf along. fill Cynthia interacting with Caf.
>>32228793videotape Cynthia doing embarrassing thingswe need revenge for her trying to perma vampire usand the rest of her lies and pranks
>>32228843>>32228793Yeah, Deadshot or whatever she's called now
>>32228539She is fast enough to always be exactly where she is needed, which is mostly just all up in Cynthia's business.
>>32228793Record Bridgette while she is cooking.
>>32228793Wait, how are we going to get in to see cynthia sleeping without, uh, dying?Caffo, you've worked with cynthia, any tips on not getting bit?
>>32228793A day in the life of the Monster family.
>>32228793Bridgette and you get along well.
>>32228888That would be a good way to get rid of all the viewers
>>32228876This is a good one to start with, though we should try recording villains who AREN'T our close friends too.Because, you know, I don't want to just pick on our friends, that's really mean.
>>32228877caffo tries to get bitlike, she literally provokes Cynthia into biting herwe don't want advice from her on not getting bitten
>>32228888Sparkle and Ben are probably the perfect couple to show off the more human side of both Heroes and Villains, actually.
>>32228888A day in the life of Cynthia, Lamia Rapist would probably be better
>>32228888A day in the life of the Sparkle Familly.Reminds me of a day at the Hakurei shrine vid.
>>32228926Is it publicly known that she's a vampire, though? That could harm her reputation if it gets out.
>>32228926God yes, more Benben
>>32228793the monster family!
>>32228793Someone who's not likely to notice you spying. What about Queen's new nightclub?
>>32228793Whoever we go see, we should probably call ahead and ask if it's okay if we film them
>>32228966What reputation? She probably hasn't care about reputation since middle school
>>32228989This.Let's go talk to queen, sparkle, and the monster family.ONE of them should be good with letting us film them.Queen especially.>>32228793Go film queen.
>>32228926Does FCC Man or the general populace even know about their kid? Such an unholy combination of Hero and Villain becoming public knowledge might literally kill him.
>>32228966Its only temporary and for her health. Conversely, her struggling with vampirism while trying to raise a family could really boost her appeal. Make her look human instead of just like some cynical veteran cunt.
>>32228793The order of priority of filming is sparkle family, monster family, queen.Queen's the highest demand and most likely to accept, but she also has the least difference between her public and private personas.
>>32229003This is the best plan
>>32228992She's one of the big name Heroes. Plus, she's recently lost most of her powers. If people saw that, or where she lives, some villains might decide to target her while she's vulnerable.
>>32229001>queenie and raindrops off outside of the dome unburying archeological shenanigans.
>>32229023>vulnerable>with Monster MarauderYeah okay
>>32229001Queendrops would be another good villain/hero couple to film like with >>32228926. Well, villain/former hero, but its the same principle
>>32229018Definitely not something we should do without permission, though. That would be super shitty to MGS and Ben.
>>32229003I think he's got more personal concerns.
>>32229045Queen reaction vids will get millions of views.
>>32229060Damn straight they would.
>>32229060Let's make Queenie read H manga about magical girls out loud!
I guess we'll start with the Monsters."Hey, any tips on how not to get bitten by Cynthia?"CF: "Hehe, nope."Darn...>Rena calls up Bridgette and explains to her her plan. The Villain says she personally doesn't mind being on TV some more. Hell, might get her a raise. Rena finds out that the main reason that Villains get paid less than Heroes is that there just isn't as much media on them. Something like this might really help them out. She also explains that Cynthia has been crashing at her place for a bit since Caffornicator has been leaving roses at her secret lair.>Rena makes her way to Bridgette's house with the camera following beside her.>The Villain opens the door and smiles as she greets Rena.B: "Come in, long time no see. Hey, sis is sleeping so let's try to not be too loud, okay?""No problem.">Rena goes into the living room and sees Cynthia lounging about on the couch."Is she okay? I've never seen her like this."B: "She just hasn't been able to get much sleep lately. Stress from work."She looks so harmless like that.B: "So do we just do an interview? Film me watching TV? What?"
>>32229060>set up a show where the whole thing is just Queenie responding to fanmailI would watch the fuck out of that.
>>32229083Doodle on her faceStick her hand in warm water
>>32229083Interview, go over questions not to ask first.
>>32229083Honestly, my plan was to catch villains doing every day scenarios.Scynthia sleeping over there hugging a pillow?A -goldmine-.And interviews are kind of staged. Maybe just do what we normally do? Get some food, play some games, and maybe not get drunk this time since I still have more filming to do.
>>32229083Play chess? Screw?
>>32229083Wake Cynthia up and ask her about snake cloaca
>>32229060>>32229071>>32229075>>32229088Sadists, all of you!
>>32229083>[x] Touch Scaly Tail
>>32229126Does Bridgette have anything she needs screwed? Does Ikea still exist nowadays?
>>32229083Break out some markers and draw funnies on her face.
>>32229083Obviously we ask her to read fanmail, or excerpts from really bad Jade Revolver fanfiction.
>>32229083Did CF follow you? If yes, set CF onto Cynthia, gently. If no, that is Plan B if interview is boring.
>>32229083I think FFC-man does have a point about the whole 'what the public wants to see' thing. He just takes it too far.So let's keep the interview at least a little bit in-character. More 'Monster Maestro's day off' than 'villains are people too' kind of thing.
>>32229109I like this idea, this is a good idea.
>>32229150Ikea will always exist, and it will always be crappy, but their meatballs are okay, and the stores I've been to had a ball pit, which was awesome when you were a kid
>>32229083Use markers to give Cynthia glasses, a moustache, and a beardPermanent markers
>>32229083Have Caffornicator replace the pillow at the speed of light so Cynthia doesn't notice.
>>32229104>>32229151>>32229186It's like we want to be drained of all our blood
>>32229083Touch the tail!
>>32229083Cynthia is adorable, FILM THATthen FILM BRIDGETTE IN HER APRON COOKING
>>32229207cmon, we're S-classAt the least we won't go down easy
>>32229223Cute monster girls doing cute things are always the moneymakers!
>>32229083Hey... Bridgette is still dateless, right? Maybe pose some interview questions about her romantic interests.
>>32229083I think that if Rena ever loses her memory and becomes lesbian/bi, she should become the Monster Molester
>>32229083Ask her how sound a sleeper she is. If the answer is very, start imagining some devious ploys.
>>32229083"I guess we just do what we normally do. That's what people want to see, apparently. Wanna play Mario Kart?"Also, get earmuffs for Cynthia. We wouldn't want to wake her, of course.>captcha: cccums allWhoa, I don't think it's the right time for that. You're being a bit premature, captcha.
>>32227766>Cardcaptor SakuraExcellent taste.
>>32229083>Caffornicator has been leaving roses at her secret lair.Well, at least she's trying.
>>32229244>monster molesterThat could be a nice name for evil rena
"Well, I wanna get you just doing normal things, you know? You can cook, if you want."B: "... Is this all some plot to make me cook delicious food for you?""What!? No! I really just want to get this film done."B: "Uh huh, sure. You know you could just ask me to if you really want my cooking.""Really! It's for the film!"B: "... Pfthaha. Oh my god, Rena. You're so gullible. I'm messing with you. I'll make us all something. Let me see what I have in the kitchen.">As Bridgette goes off to cook in the kitchen Rena sees Cynthia's tail danging off the edge of the couch. She goes up to it and grasps it. The tail is completely smooth under her hand with a few bumps where the scales are. It feels really strong.B: "H-hey. Be careful there.""Oh, sorry.">Rena puts it down. She stares at Cynthia and remembers the snake bites, the forced vampirism, the almost turning into a ghoul...>She gets revenge...>After she's satisfied she checks in on Bridgette. The girl is cooking something and is wearing an apron with her hair tied back into a short poofy ponytail.>She waves at the camera.B: "My mom taught me the value of having a well cooked meal. I try to eat out as little as possible and make everything I can from scratch. Hopefully when I become S-Class I can afford a bigger place with a garden or something. I- Did you draw on my sister?""... Yes."B: "... She's going to kill you when she wakes up. You know that, right?""....."It's permanent marker, too...
>>32229362draw some dicks too
>>32229362It can't be helped. Draw on yourself to even it out.
>>32229362We're going to get killed.
>>32229362No problem, as a snake monster, she can probably shed her skin.Now, eat the delicious food.
>>32229385Draw on everybody.
>>32229362The petty revenge is totally worth it.
>>32229362Quick, draw some stuff on yourself too! Then you can claim that you were also drawn on when you were sleeping.And if that doesn't work, Cynthia will probably be too amused for any significant retribution.
>>32229362It was obviously a plot by FCC Man! The dastard!
>>32229362>It's permanent marker, too...Then you better get in there and make this murder worth it with more doodling
>>32229362Draw on yourself, claim that s-class 15 rank villian magic marker man attacked you and you followed him here, where he attacked you and escaped
>>32229362Better enjoy our last meal then!As for Cynthia, we should ask Bridgette about embarrassing childhood stories about her
>>32229362Why did you use permanent renaaaaaaOh well. Try not to mention the markers when she wakes up. Maybe she won't notice.
>>32229362seconding drawing dickswe've come this far, we might as well go all the way
>>32229362Marker in the rest of her face so she just thinks it's weird lighting when she looks in the mirror.
>>32229362Well if she's going to kill you go all the way, draw on her more.It not like she can kill you less
>>32229362>It's permanent marker, too...Totally worth it
>>32229362It'll make for good footage.
>>32229362"It's okay, if my previous experiences with your sister have taught me anything, it's that I don't actually need my blood."
>>32229468Inb4 dead end.
>>32229362Hide behind the couch.
>>32229362Bridgette, I may have done something extremely irresponsible.Do you think I should start running?
>>32229468Oh yeah. This.
>>32229362On the way home, get some smoke/flash grenades and some shuriken to prepare for the fight.
"It's fine.. I'm starting to think I don't actually need my blood."B: "I... Alright.">Rena goes over and draws on Cynthia some more. After she's satisfied she goes back and talks to Bridgette some more. She says that she started getting ready for the whole Villain thing for as long as she could remember. It's the family business and really fun. Also a good workout.>Bridgette finishes her meal. Baked chicken with plenty of delicious veggies and rice. Cynthia makes her way to the kitchen and grins once she sees Rena.C: "Rena~ I was wondering what could cause my dear sister to go all out with her meals. What brings you here?""H-hey. I'm uh... Just filming some stuff.">Rena explains her plan.C: "Sounds fun~ If you need me to do anything just ask~">Bridgette looks like she can barely contain herself.
>>32229362"Like, metaphorically, right?"
>>32229663>>Bridgette looks like she can barely contain herself.Kiss Bridgette to prevent her from laughing.
>>32229663hahahahainterview her now before she gets to a mirror!
>>32229663"Oh, you're helping just by being here."
>>32229663We're recording this, right?
>>32229663I think we're closer to death then we've ever been in this quest.
>>32229663Interview Cynthia about her hopes, ambitions, and dreams. Also relationships.
>>32229663Tell her to give a really impressive villainous monologue! Or use her super seductive voice, either or.
>>32229663Ooh! Ooh! I know! You could all try and put makeup on each other! Then you'll all look silly!
>>32229663Try and get video of her for an entire interview with her face like that
>>32229711Whoa, we're not dating her.
>>32229663"Okay. I need you... to not kill me.Remember that, later.Also maybe you'll help with flustered queen footage later."
>>32229663Start tickling Bridgette. Just stick your fingers on her belly and start wiggling them around.
>>32229734This! It's the perfect cover!
>>32229723Obviously. We're interviewing her, and those are good broad interview topics. Relationships specifically are a good way to humanize her.
>>32229734Tickle fights are the only way to avoid death!Well, that and I'm sure Cynthia has some...interesting forms that would allow her to win a tickle fight.
>>32229663Ask if Caffornicator is still bothering her. Has she actually tried talking to her about it upfront? I mean if she keeps using violence caff's not gonna get the message. She needs to tell Caff how this stalking behavior is affecting her, because Caff just isn't thinking straight most of the time. I'm sure that if Cynthia lets Caff know about her feelings it'll work out. Or at least stop.
>>32229663she looks so old!
>>32229826Rena, don't say this
>>32229826Rena, say this
>>32229663"Why do you sleep in your Lamia form?"
>>32229841Yes.Instead, compliment her on how well she wears a fu manchu moustache. Not everybody can pull it off, you know.
>>32229663Ask for vamp powers again, then mention her face.
>>32229699I agree.We may very well perish.
"Well why don't you tell everyone a bit more about yourself?">Cynthia explains that she become a villain for the same reason as her dear sister. She says that she enjoys the job very much and it's a great way to vent off some frustration.>>32229695Hell yeah we are.>>32229717"What's the coolest villain monologue you've ever given?"C: "Hmm... Oh, I know. It's when I was facing Atamo-man. He was saying something about being the result of years of human research so I was like 'And that is all you are. A little kid's science project. Me? I am the daughter of your worst nightmares.' I don't normally monologue when I fight. Just little things.">The three of them eat Bridgette's cooking. The younger sister keeps looking up at Cynthia and has to turn away before she bursts out laughing.>When they finish Cynthia rises.C: "That was delicious. If you'll excuse me for a moment.">Once she leaves Bridgette laughs so hard that she doubles over. The two of them there hear glass shattering.B: "Oh shit! She saw! I'm-Pfthahaha! I'm serious about her killing you, Rena. Oh god that fucking face..."
>>32229919Time to exit stage left.RUN RENA RUN!
>>32229919"Smile! You're on Candid Cameraaaa!"
>>32229919Rena RUN, You have superspeed
>>32229919Quick, find a way to discourage her from biting you. Cuddle Bridgette or something.
>>32229919Just thrust a long dark permanent marker at Cynthia, while laughing hard.
>>32229919Prepare for inevitable death, Rena. You kind of earned it this time around. Send the drone out before you die so we can all witness this.Oh, and CALL CAFFORNICATOR IN
>>32229919RUNFLEETAKE BRIDGETTE AND FLEEALSO LEAVE A SMALL APOLOGY NOTE BEFORE FLEEING
>>32229919run awaythis is what you've been training for
>>32229919run bitch run
>>32229953Running will just make it worse
>>32229919RenawaaayRenawaaayRenaway if you want to surviiiiiveRenawaaayRenawaaayRenaway if you want to surviiiiive
>>32229919Call caffornicator and tell her you may be about to die.
>>32229919Have Bridgette hide the camera drone and take over filming while we run the hell away. Dramatic chase scene!
>>32229919Don't move a muscle.Instead, casually ignore her.
>>32229919RUN AS IF DEATH WAS ON YOUR HEELS.Well, it actually is.
>>32229919You know she's just going to do something villainous so you have to deal with her later, right?Start crying. Unleash the cute.
>>32229919Now might be a good time to go see Queen of the World
>>32229994>>32229970Caffornicator is the only known Cynthia repellent.
>>32229919RUN TOWARD HER! NO FEAR!
Do lamias have any of their own erogenous zones?
>>32229919Tell her she's cute and people will love her and she'll see the profits from the interview and oh god call Caffornicator to save you you're so dead
>>32229919Draw silly glasses on yourselfAsk Cynthia if she'd hit a girl with glassesFilm this happening so that if viewers want to know WHY you have silly permamarker glasses they have to watch this video
>>32230030yes. Wherever snakes keep their stuff.near the end of the tail.
>>32230030Probably the area where human meets snake, near the cloaca, and the tip of the tail
Just so you can see
Instead of morphing into a monster can she morph into a futa
>Rena runs off as fast as she can. She can hear Monster Master tearing through the building as she attempts to catch up to Rena. The Hero is faster now and is able to keep ahead.>She trips and just before the Villain can pounce she finds herself stopped in her tracks. She turns and sees Monster Maestro standing behind her with a baton in her hand.MM+: "Go! I got her for now!"MM++: "Sister!? Since when could you do this!?"MM+: "Rena, run!""Running!"Alright, where too! This camera is running out of battery so I can only get one more person today.
>>32230110Go paparazzi and tty to find lord death/threepunch man on a date
>>32230110How about someone safe, like Lord Death?
>>32230110gotta start with the cash cow, let's go see Rosario Von Sparklebutt
>>32230079Not on Cynthia.
>>32230110>Alright, where too! This camera is running out of battery so I can only get one more person today.Visit Queenie and trick into dancing naked.
>>32230110Let's go to queen or sparkle. They're both garunteed ratings.
>>32230110Let's go hang out with Queenie if she's in town. Otherwise, the Hero formerly known as Anti-Hero
>>32230110>MM+ can control MM++What?Also, film... VON SPARKLEBUTT
>>32230085>M*>MonStarI love it.
MM+ taking control of MM++ for lewd purposes when
>>32230110Someone obscure, like... Jiang-Shi. I think she could use the publicity.
>>32230110Like it was ever a question:Queenie and her new consort of course! I demand more hair ruffling.
>>32230135I was actually thinking more about people with paralysis more than vaginas. See, people who are paralyzed tend to develop an erogenous zone right where their feeling picks back up.
>>32230124>>32230127Date photos pls, they're back together now and we can get the publicity to get renavision to top the ratings
>>32230177>>32230135This just means she has a cloaca. No big surprise.
>>32230110Your boyfriend ofcourse, people would pay good money to see your spine get ravaged
>>32230110Sparkle family. But uh, call first for permission.If that doesn't work out, don't do QotW, she already has a ton of footage on the web. Go with... how about that zombie ghost lady?
>>32230110The Chinese vampire! You haven't seen her in a while and you sort of promised to give her hat back.Also she'd probably be cool with doing an interview since you saved her from that contract.
>>32230110Queenie. I want to see her being cute with her new Queen of the Sky.
>>32230231Good point, I'll throw a vote her way for a bit of variety.
Chinese vampire girl
>>32230110>>32230231Jiang-Shi? Sure, why not?
>>32230110SPARKLE! Bring the Monsters sisters!
>>32230110oh man we are going to miss out on the sister on sister behind the scenes action.anyway voting for the sparkle family
>>32230110Jiang-Shi sounds like fun.
Let's see what Queen of the World is up to.>Rena runs as fast as her noodly legs can take her. With the Monster Master being stopped by her sister the Villain can not give chase.>Rena remembers that the Queen has a new club that's called the Nile. She enters it and is immediately blasted by loud music. The Queen spots her and waves her over.QotW: "Peasant Rena! Welcome to my Club! Do you not find it amazing!?""It's uh... Loud..."QotW: "Indeed! Please, get comfortable and enjoy a drink! I am giving it to for free because you are my friend. My Queen says that it is nice to give things without asking for anything in return every once in a while.""Uhm... Thanks..."I don't want to drink anymore...QotW: "So, what brings you here?">Rena explains what her current plan is with the Association.QotW: "Peasant Rena, if you are asking to film my greatness I will be more than glad to oblige. Is there anything you need me to do?"
>>32230466Give that sorry looking zombie over there another drink, she looks like she could use it.Go see what's got Jiang-Shi down, Rena. Power of friendship powers activate!
>>32230466Act natural with a loved one.
>>32230466t-that's not queen rena
>>32230466No, she just has to be herself. Well, perhaps hang out for a while, make conversation, talk about how she spends her time...
>>32230466Well, whatever it is you do when not... villaining.You've been hanging out with raindrops?
>>32230466Take off your shirt and make out with Jiang-ShiWait this isn't Villains Gone Wild.Alternatively, interview time
take a sip to not seem rude. anyway, tell her she just needs to talk about her earliest recent memories. what was it like waking up in the modern age?
>>32230466i just want to ask when is the grand wedding?
>>32230466"Well, is there anything that you've always wanted to do, but haven't had the time?"
>>32230466Ask her to get Raindrops out here and ask Raindrops about Queenie in her more vulnerable moments.
>>32230466It's ok to drink Rena, just don't get super drunk again.Ask QotW if she's got any new songs.
>>32230466>queenie actually owns a bar and its a vibrant successholy shit, i must have missed a thread.
>>32230466Point the camera at Lolu's bulge
>>32230466Ask for the grand tour, good advertising for her new club and we can show heroes and villains setting aside their differences for the glory of alcohol.Afterwords say something like "forgiveness is divine" so that people don't get too pissed off that the people they pay to keep them safe are out clubbing with the people that get payed to put them in danger.
>>32230466Wait, did she refer to Raindrops as her Queen!?
Where's the anon that adds dicks to Queenie every time?
>>32230466>My QueenI'm deeply confused.
>>32230569Did you not see last thread? Raindrops is Queen of the Sky now.
>>32230569>>32230590Check the archives, there was a whole big thing.
>>32230590It's Raindrops. QotW and Raindrops are making werewolves together.
>>32230569yeah Queendrops is definitely canon since last thread and the U-Boats immediately resurged with a vengeance.
>>32230466Drink with zombie chick, I think.
>>32230586No need to pretend like he isn't you, faggot. Nobody else wants you around.
>>32230671It's the proper term.
"Well, can you get Raindrops? I figured I'd just get some stuff of you two together."QotW: "Certainly! I shall return.">Queen of the World leaves Rena alone with her drink. She spots Jiang-Shi and sits beside her."Hey."JS: "Oh boy... What do -you- want?""Nothing. Just wanted to say hi."JS: "Well can you not? I'm having a bad day already and you being near me makes it worse.""What happened?"JS: "... Fuck it, not like there's anyone else to talk to. I just broke up with my boyfriend.""Aw, why?"JS: "Well turns out every guy I go out with thinks the zombie thing is just a Villain act. It's just... Bleh.">She drinks some more.JS: "I'm glad I can still get drunk, at least... Fuck, I mean... Don't they know that zombies need love too? I'm still a human dammit..."Huh... I didn't know she'd have that kind of problem. Not sure what to say...
>>32230569>>32230590didn't you read last thread?
>>32230695tell her caffo doesn't discriminate
>>32230695Tell her you're filming this right now so if she wants she can talk about what sort of boyfriend she's looking for. Maybe someone will see it and give her a call!Also you still haven't given her her hat back, Rena. At least buy her a new one if you don't want to give up any of the hats you stole.
>>32230708i think she may be straight /u/-boat, sorry man.
>>32230695Well, Caffornicator isn't picky. And hey, if we film this impromptu interview of her, she may have a bunch of necrophile admirers coming out of the woodwork to meet her.
>>32230695"Have you tried dating a necrophiliac? Maybe you can find a guy at the cemetery or the morgue or something."
>>32230695"Yeah, I see how that can be a problem, but I'm sure it'll work out in the end. You just need to find someone who loves you for who you are."
>>32230695has she tried girls yet?
>>32230681For what?>>32230695"That's a shame. What are you looking for in a guy? Other than someone who is okay with you being a zombie, I mean."
>>32230695I know a guy named Furuya who has a thing for zombies.
>>32230695That's terrible! And NONE of them are okay with it?Well, I'm kind of filming right now. If you want I could cut it out, but if people find out that it's a real thing and not just a villain schtick, maybe the guys you find will be more accepting?
>>32230740>For what?/u/ love
>>32230695Why would they think it was an act? I mean, we didn't really see any of her powers, but someone she called her boyfriend would have to have known it wasn't just an act.Right?
>>32230695Have you considered finding a nice undead boyfriend?
>>32230695Caffornicator is desperate enough not to care!
>>32230695just give her your alcohol, there is really nothing to say.
>>32230695It's okay. We all go through relationship trouble. I'm sure there's somebody out there right for you.Any cute undead guys around?
>>32230695Have you considered becoming another monster? It's hard enough to find love in this world, biological restraints need to be minimized. Might be able to hook you up with vampirism or something, maybe.
I'm sure Shadow Man wouldn't mind, and he's definitely a good guy. Rena should play matchmaker.
>>32230759Why is it called "making werewolves"?
>>32230832Because that's the proper term. Lesbians are like werewolves.
>>32230854they have a switch to make them go nutty?
>>32230854So if a lesbian bites a girl, she becomes a lesbian too?Why hasn't that affected Rena yet?
>>32230869shes denser then a neutronium star thats why.so i'm assuming even if she did catch a case of the /u/ she wouldn't notice it for a long ass time.
>>32230869>implying lycanthropy can penetrate Rena's dense hide.
"That's horrible... Well what are you looking for in a guy?">Jiang-Shi takes a drink.JS: "I don't know... I guess I just want someone who's nice and maybe a bit romantic? The last time a guy brought me flowers was at my funeral.""Well, hey. I'm filming this right now so if you want I can post it. Maybe some nice guys can find out you're not just an act."JS: "Hmm... Sure. Maybe it'll actually work."QotW: "Rena!">Rena turns and sees Queen of the World pushing Raindrops into the club. The archeologist is dressed in Egyptian clothing.RD: "Do I have to wear this..?"QotW: "You look great. You need to stop wearing such peasant-like clothing all the time. Peasant Rena, do you agree that she is the most beautiful thing in the world that isn't me?"
>>32230923>>32230898Maybe Rena only becomes a lesbian on full moons.
>>32230945"I plead the fifth."
>>32230945Aww, she's all flustered.Give hugs to those two.
>>32230945Rena, agree and propose a lesbian threesome.
>>32230945No, that's ██████
>>32230945There needs to be something to accentuate her.Like, for example, QotW's glasses. That adds something unique and different to her.So I'm thinking RD needs something similar. Not glasses, obviously. She already has those.
>>32230945What's your opinion, Rena?Personally, I think it looks nice, but it doesn't suit her style. Maybe a longer skirt would look better.
>>32230945"I always have a hard time disagreeing with you, Queen."She will think this means "yes".
>>32230945"You look great, Raindrops!"
>>32230945Rena! Take a selfie with Raindrops, Queenie and Jiang-Shi!While making silly faces and/or walking like an Egyptian!
>>32230966I don't think Queenie would know what that means
>>32230966>yfw The Fifth is a battle bot>Queenie thinks we just said a hunk of steel was better looking than Raindrops
>>32230945You could just straight up tell her you have no idea because you don't understand beauty.
>>32231093Rena understands beauty just fine, she's not asexual.
>>32231100>she's not asexualBut she is.
>>32230945A bit longer skirt and she'd be the perfect sexy librarian character.
>>32231135I somehow typed "not" instead of "just" and completely inverted my post's meaning.
>>32231135she had a boyfriend /u/just because she isn't hitting in bridgette doesn't mean shes asexual yo, just dense as fuck.
>>32231157Were you here for when she described her relationship with said boyfriend?
"I think she looks great."QotW: "Thank you for agreeing with me.">The Queen hugs her from behind and smiles.QotW: "Other than myself I can not think of someone who pulls this off better."RD: "Perhaps we can make the skirt a bit longer..."QotW: "If that is what you desire. Wait... My Queen, why are you wearing those garments again? It's not traditional."RD: "I know but I feel better with-"QotW: "It clashes with the outfit! This is why you do not feel good in this! We must fix this now!">QotW fixes Raindrop's outfit.Camera: "Battery has run out.""..."
>>32231208Suddenly I realize that FCC man's job isn't an easy one.
>>32231208Recharge battery. Then check in on Sparkle and Ben. If the internet has taught me anything, it's that the market for cute eats all other markets.
>>32231208That bit is getting cut
>>32231208>Once Raindrops is all set up Rena insists that the three of them take a picture to sort of wrap up the whole video.>Rena brings out her camera and takes a quick picture."Thanks for letting me film you guys. I'm gonna go put this online."RD: "You filmed all that!?""Not the last bit."RD: "Still!"QotW: "Don't worry. There is nothing wrong with the world admiring your form."RD: "I... Fine. Whatever.""I'll see you guys later!">Rena hugs the two of them and takes the camera back to her home. With Robomaid's help she's able to cut together a video showcasing the Villain's daily lives.I think this will do it. Now we just gotta put it online and check the views.
>>32231208Rena's face just screams "huh. So -that's- what an archaeologist's ladyparts look like."
>>32231271>onlineNo you fool FCC Man can control the Heronet that will do nothing
>>32231208Oh my god did QotW just take her panties
>>32231271You DID cut out the lewd parts, right? Otherwise FCC-Man is gonna blow his top.
>>32231271The views aren't as high as they would be if you got magical girl sparkle on there.
>>32231271If you put it online, FCC-man will stop you!What you need to do is go meet with the Pirates in person and add it to their illicit distribution network as your contribution. Start building cred as an underground video creator/distributor.
>>32231271looks like the internet will crash.
>>32231271>Rena wakes up early the next day and checks the views for her video.Holy crap.
>>32231353Or we can do both. Maybe send Jade Revolver or someone with a copy in case FCC man tries to confiscate it from us?
>>32231271No, no, you've got to plan ahead. Here's what to do:1: Find the Freedom Pirates and offer to share the footage with them in exchange for all the stuff they have on FCC-Man.2: Give the footage to him, because that's what he's really worried about.
>>32231398Well now we know. Tell FCC-Man about it. Also call Bridgette and tell her "holy crap."
>>32231398>only 5 minutesOk
>>32231398Only 5:23 in length? But we had hours of footage! What went wrong!?
>>32231398lol.also whats with cynthia being there?
>>32231398Well FCC man, guess who's WROOOOONG?Quick, get monetizing this.
>>32231398Oh dear.Rena is so dead.
>>32231398What's the like/dislike ratio?
>>32231426Rena thought editing meant taking the good parts and uploading each individually.
>>32231398Check some of the comments. How are people reacting to seeing the more human side of their Heroes and Villains?
>>32231398Cynthia is going to kill Rena many times over.
>>32231398Ah-ha! Proof that FCC-Man is way to harsh with censorship!...wait, you put it on Youtube? Well, it's gonna get taken down in about another day.
>>32231398Congrats, Rena.I hope you're cool with the implications of this.Big Boss is going to film you doing regular people things, like pooping, and sell it. He's a moneygrubbing machine.
>>32231446rena is 100% dead.Cynthia is going to do THINGS to her.
>>32231398Tell FCC-Man that the audience exists, and it is huge and full of money.
>>32231398When people question anything about this, claim that it was only possible because of your Aura of Normality. The power of the Aura is great indeed, as many a villain has told you.
>>32231398You are going to find yourself wishing for a death that will never come after Cynthia finds out about this.
>>32231456I'd buy a tape
>>32231435Rena probably edited the different segments into separate videos
>>32231469Lewd things? Because that'd get views.
>>32231398how can there be 2 million views in a 500k pop city?
>>32231507I'm willing to bet 75% of the views are JR.
>>32231507people viewing it on multiple IPs
>>32231456her Mario Kart secrets will become public knowledge!
>>32231507Replay button abuse.
>>32231507I'm thinking the city is more like the size of New York. It should be pretty big.
>>32231591>the Internet is connected to other realitiesI've always suspected this, given the number of humans posting.
>>32231398oh wait LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
>>32231398NEED MORE INFO, SCROLL DOWN PLEASE.
>>32231636>>32231616The majority of them will be fetish discussions
>>32231426It only let me put it into chunks... This is part one out of, like, twenty.>Rena scrolls down to see some of the comments. Almost all of them are positive in nature and express a clear desire for more of this stuff.>Others say that this really opened their eyes to Villains.>A few say that Monster Master has some big boobs.>But overall it's very positive.>Robomaid informs her that FCC-Man called. He saw the reception that the video got and would actually like to discuss a new video plan with Rena.Ha, I knew this would work.>Rena heads off to the Hero Association.>As she walks she feels something thick and powerful suddenly coil around her. Before she can even react she is dragged towards a smiling Monster Master. Long blades replace her hands and her fangs are in full view.MM++: "Rena~ I saw the video~ I was wondering if perhaps I could give you a little bit of creative advice~""I... I'm so sorry..."MM++: "Don't worry dear sweet little Rena~ I'm not mad~""Please be gentle..."MM++: "I won't~"
>>32231649Majority will be calling for incestuous /u/.
>>32231616>>32231636You guys aren't actually suggesting that we read YouTube comments? And take them seriously?
>>32231670Goodbye Rena, it's been fun.
>>32231670Scream for Caffornicator. Only she can save you now.
>>32231670Cynthia~ Make a video out of it~
>>32231670run, run like the wind and never look back!
>>32231670this kills the rena.
>>32231670>Vampire Rena, round 3
>>32231670Through Caffornicator, salvation!
>>32231670rip rena, asexual hero
>>32231670i hope being fit helped to whatever Cynthia did.thanks for running the quest!
Alright, chapter is archived and over. Dangerously close to a 404 once again. Thanks again for reading everyone. This chapter certainly did not turn out as I'd anticipated but it was very fun. As usual I'll post the start time for the next chapter on twitter.
>>32231731What did you anticipate?
>>32231670See, this is why you should always carry shurikens around.
>>32231670More Vampire Rena!Or maybe Lamia Rena! Or Werewolf Rena! Or Spidergirl Rena!
>>32231731>cynthia with legsholy shit.
>>32231731Christmas cake is truly best cake.
>>32231749I expected everyone to go after the Freedom Pirates. I had someone set up to be their boss and everything but the idea of just hanging out and filming Villains was too cute to turn down.
>>32231792>dem sex predator eyes
>>32231792needs moar eyebrows
>>32231792well rena will still meet them, eventually.probably.
>>32231792>going after what seems like a good thing>implying /tg/ will not derail the quest in the most wonderful way everytime.lol
>>32231792I suppose Rena could parley with them at some point.
>>32231842>good thingThey're spying on heroes and selling footage of their private lives without their permission.
>>32231842Maybe there is something bad about the Pirates that we're just not thinking of
>>32231808More like Fujoshi eyes.
>>32231868More like they're taking footage of their private lives that somebody else secretly took without their permission and selling them.
>>32231731Thanks for Running!Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and that I'll be splitting the ebook into two parts next time I update it.
>>32231842Maybe he was banking on us wanting that favor. I mean, future uncensored lewds - I'm surprised we didn't stay on course for that
>>32231868FCC-Man is the one doing the spying though.
>>32231918They're paperazzi.Which makes them evil.
>>32231929We were looking to uncensor ALL the lewds instead of just one.
So, next time we come to the quest rena's going to be hospitalized in a cast, right?
>>32232005Rena's going to be a head on life support, and that's about it.
>>32232005I don't think Rena's going to be around anymore, anon.
>>32232005>>32232029man, when do we get strong enough to take on MM++
>>32232005Rena will probably wake up in a web again.Which is okay, because we got plenty of PoV characters to choose from.
>>32231992So you're saying we kill the FCC-Man?
>>32232042We should add sharp blades to our costume. Most of her attacks involve grappling.
>>32232059>Rena>killing anyoneWe turn him into PPV-Man.
>>32232092That's his villainous counterpart.
>>32231398BUT WAITWHAT DID THE COMMENTS SAY ABOUT ZOMBIE GIRL?
>>32232194Most of them were nice and they sympathized with her.Others were either mean or just plain creepy.>>32231920Thanks for keeping that ebook updated. You have no idea how useful that thing can be when I need to double check something.
>>32232218Why are her hands dark?
>>32232218I am glad you went for the hero-version of the villain piracy thing.The best type of justice.Please don't kill rena too hard.
>>32232273All magical girls wear gloves over their hands for reasons that are never fully explained to them.
>>32232290It's okay, even if this Rena dies, there is another
>>32232218How is she taking the comments
>>32232350Orally. With a glass of water.
We're up to 578 posts in this thread. Not as long as the last, but still pretty hefty.