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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>We joined the evil Villain, Queen of the World as she entered what must have been an evil competition of some sort. Some stuff happened involving cousins, necromancy rituals, and hair ruffling but none of that is really important.
>Instead we join Rena as she tackles the most important problem in her tale to date.
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>>32226228
>hero quest is today
FUCKING YES!
the best time of the day.
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>>32226228
cooking problems?
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FCC: "I have called you all here for a very important meeting..."

LK: "Is it about the Mayor's home?"

FCC: "No, it's-Wait, what?"

LK: "Nothing, carry on."

FCC: "... This is about indecent material that has been circulating the city. Right now uncut footage of our people's exploits are changing hands and the worst part is... They're using physical copies! If this were on the heronet or something similar it would be child's play to find them."

>Rena raises her hand.

"I uh... I don't really see how this affects me. I have some other things to worry about. Like evil-me. I think we all do, actually."

FCC: "RENA! You do not understand the importance of this! If this footage is widely circulated then the public will no longer support us! Without their support we can't effectively fight villains! Without that the entire system goes under! Do you want that to happen!?"

"N-no..."

FCC: "Good. Now, the reason you're here is because I noticed a disturbing fact... The spike of these... Illicit materials occurred shortly after you joined our association. I'm not sure what it means but it's the only clue we have to go on. I'm tasking you all with finding the source of this leak and DESTROY THEM COMPLETELY."

"...."

FCC: "Or arrest them. Whatever seems prudent. You do have the right to just... End them, though. Just throwing that out there."

Yeah... I really don't think this concerns me.
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>>32226367
Is this about jade revolver's fanfics?
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>>32226367
>FCCman trying to put censorship up
uh-oh
what if evil rena is in part powered by the lewd?
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>>32226228
>>Instead we join Rena as she tackles the most important problem in her tale to date.
Did she finally find out about lesbian overtones?

>>32226367
Ask Jade Revolver for her help.
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>>32226367
Wait, what about that uncut footage is going to make people stop supporting the Hero Association?
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>>32226400
no. Uncut footage would suggest actual materials, not just third party smut.
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>>32226367
Yeah, it doesn't concern you at all, girl. Just keep on doing whatever you were doing before FCC-man called you to that ridiculous meeting.

You've done nothing wrong! And if you have, keep denying it, they have no evidence! It's a crime only if they catch you!
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>>32226367
Wait, FCC man, what is this even about?
Are you talking about piracy? Or is this about some kind of porn stuff?

Be more specific.
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>>32226367
Go destroy the source completely
And by that I mean have Cynthia and Caffo team up to destroy the source completely
Sexually
The source being Jade Revolver.
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>>32226411
I guess we won't know until we track some down.

But I bet we know just the girl who could help us do that.
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>>32226367
DENY THE OBVIOUS! UPHOLD THE INANE!
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>>32226367
Secretly remove FCC man and replace him with someone cooler
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>>32226367
just push the work off on someone else and go out for ice cream with Anti-Hero, or whatever her name is now.
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well let's hit the streets and ask around. maybe get a disguise.

also ask jade. she as contacts right?
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>>32226436
unofficially, of course.

Gotta protect those super sekrit sauces.

Infact, we should get Bridgette to ask her about it for us.
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>>32226367
FCC man?

Where are they getting uncut footage from?

The only source of footage is our own spy drones and the villain drones, yeah?
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>>32226367
Ask to see the footage.
It might have clues as to who is distributing it.
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>>32226367
suggest product placement and sponsors.

Maybe Rena could lure Nintendo into sponsoring her...
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>>32226452
something tells me we won't need do.

As a censorship body, naturally he is a closet pervert, so if we get the right leverage, he will do our less-evil-than-him bidding.
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>>32226483
Holy crap, that is a good idea.

Lets put a bunch of logos on Rena's hoodie.
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>>32226367
I'm not going to murder someone for the sake of censorship you looney
Especially not for you, you asshole. I didn't even get to see QotW's sweet new castle because of you.
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>>32226508
>because Larro will draw them
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>>32226508
>going full Tiger and Bunny
oh god no, just no, holy shit just no.
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>>32226367
...ask FCC Man why he censors his own face.
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>>32226483
>suggest product placement and sponsors.
hahahahaha

Perhaps as a follow up we could find some lawyers and suggest that they go law stuff up.
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>>32226367
FCC man, we're still mad at you for ruining queen's beach.

Tell him that rena.
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>>32226367
Draw something lewd in your notes, see if FCCman will censor it.
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"Uhm... What exactly kind of stuff are we talking about? And why would if affect us?"

FCC: "Rena, you're new here so I don't expect you to understand exactly how things work. You see, when the Big Boss Cameras capture footage of us it goes to me. I edit it to make it presentable for the public. That way they only see the best of us. They support us and adore us. Imagine how the public would feel if they saw their beloved Madam Hourglass in a messed up t shirt looking all bedraggled as she goes to pick up the mail? That would hurt not only her image but how her fanclub feels about her."

MH: "How did you get that picture!?"

FCC: "Hey, it's a good thing I got it before anyone else did."

"I'm still kinda mad at you for ruining the Queen's party thing."

FCC: "She was parading about naked! It would destroy us if people found out we actually WANTED to look at that sort of thing! Rena, please. You are clearly the cause of this. I'm practically begging you to help me out here. No one thinks this is a serious issue. If you do this for me I'll do something for you."

>As Rena considers this she looks and notices that Red Hamner, Aeon, Rider, and Prince have already left.
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Guys, maybe he's talking about us. Maybe we are the source of the uncut footage. Or Larro is.
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>>32226602
Yeah, I'm saving that picture of Madam Hourglass.
Adorable.
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>>32226602
>If you do this for me I'll do something for you
We can make him look the other way. This is worth it
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>>32226602
tell him to just get product placement
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>>32226483
They've been Son-SegaTendo-soft for decades, man.
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>>32226602
Ask him about what he can do for you in return.
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Another Jade Revolver's conspiracy, calling it.
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>>32226602
Uhh... I don't see WHAT the FCC-man could possibly do for us.

Anyway, the other Heroes are right. This is not a serious issue. Think about it girl. He wants you to become his CENSOR. I say screw him.
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>>32226602

So the only way to get the footage is through our cameras? Go about finding a leak. Is it rogue footage? Cross-check with existing camera data from our own sources to narrow it down to a certain amount of possible filmers in the crowd. Cross-check all of that against other leaks until the list of suspects go down.

The last one only works if it's just one guy. If not, you'd have to consider some kind of group trying to get "uncut" footage into circulation. We wouldn't be dealing with a simple occasional leak but an organized thing. A villainous thing.

Time to earn your keep, FCC-man.
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>>32226602
Uh, madam hourglass is really adorable in that picture FCC man.

And I have no idea how to solve your problem, FCC man. You won't even tell me what type of illicit material is being leaked.

Maybe show me a clip of it?
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>>32226602
>A favor from FCC man
>He doesn't censor a moment of our choice

WE'RE IN
DO IT FOR US RENA
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>>32226602
Honestly, I don't see why we need to censor this in the first place. Don't people like a hero they can relate to?
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>>32226602
"I'll look into it."
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>>32226602
I don't think it's a serious issue either.

But I'm not busy today, so I'll look into it anyway (if only to get more of an idea of what kind of scam you're running.)
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>>32226602
FCC man I have a solution.
MAYBE stop having cameras spy on us constantly, and only do it when we are doing hero stuff?
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>>32226676
no, I don't think so.

This doesn't smack of JR's handiwork. She wouldn't circulate anything that makes heroes/villains look less awesome.
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>>32226602
I say fuck him and the high horse he rode in on.
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>>32226607
>FCC-Man wants us to kill Larro
wat
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>>32226714
It's way easier to have the footage and cut it than miss good footage because the camera is off.

And the Heroes DID kind of sign their likeness away.

And it DOES kinda pay for everybody's extravagant wages and shiny toys like the uniform we're wearing.
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>>32226752
>you will never Meta harder then FCC-man.
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>>32226602

I think MH looks cute in that picture.

Also, what can you do for me? If we're bargaining let's see what you've got on the table.

Rena is used to buying food only when it's on sale, so she has a patient bargain savvy mind.
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>>32226602
Rena think of all the amazing dirt you could find yourself privy to if you found this stuff
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>>32226602
Alright, but tell him there's a reason people want uncut footage. They want to see the real lives of those they're fans of. Maybe he could consider throwing together some interviews or something to show off what heroes are like on their time off? But he could make it look good, instead of just raw footage.

Also doesn't everyone want to look at "that sort of thing"? I mean, it's only inappropriate for youngsters, really. He could use that footage too, but have it on pay-per-view or something.
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>>32226602
Hey Rena, is there a villain called Quest Master or something like that?
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>>32226602
FCC MAN I HAVE FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM

RENA'S UNCUT HOMELIFE IS WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN HER HERO SHIT
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>>32226807
oh God

>We track down Quest Master, he's the Villain Associations PR guy
>He does his work as a beloved mangaka
>For the past 24 years he's been making the best manga on the market
>He's so devoted to his work that his health is failing and he has no friends
>We drag him out of his cave and play mario kart with him
>Endless hiatuses in his manga
>His readers never get off the boat

NO. I will NOT let us be iDolMaster
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does FCC man allow suggestive sexual things like this
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>>32226862
>QuestMaster is Miura
oh dear god.
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>>32226883
GET BACK TO WORK MIURA
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>>32226928
>implying they will ever get off the boat
>implying the hiatusland will ever end.
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"I'll look into it but I still think this whole thing is kinda stupid. I mean... We're real people. We do things like check the mail, walk around messy, and other stuff like that. I have other things to do, though, so if I can't find anything I can't find anything."

FCC: "All I ask is that you try. And like I said, if you do this for me I'll do a favor for you. You simply need to ask and if it's within my powers you may consider it done."

"What kind of things are within your powers?"

Bargaining time.

FCC: "If you need some classified information or would prefer me to not be around just once I will do so. That is all I can really offer you unless you need something more mundane like someone to drive you around."

"Hmm.. Alright. But like I said I'm just gonna look into it."

>The meeting is dismissed.

>>32226635
Oh man, that looks horrible. I don't think I'd wanna have stickers all over me. Well, maybe if Nintendo agreed...

>>32226795
That's actually a pretty cool idea. I would totally be down for an interview. Let everyone know what I do when I'm not being a Hero.

>>32226676
Eh...
I'll give her a call. See if she knows what's up.

>Rena dials up Jade. The girl picks up and practically squeals with joy at the chance to talk to Rena.
>Rena tells her she would like to ask her a question.

JR: "Sure! What is it, Rena?"

"Well I just got through with a meeting and FCC-Man said that someone has been leaking uncut footage of us Heroes. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"

JR: ".... Haha, what? Naaah. I wouldn't know anything about that kinda stuff. Why would anyone wanna look at that?"

"I know but I guess some people are curious."

JR: "Haha, yeah. What weirdos. Right?"

I guess she's a dead end.
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>>32226965
Yep, Jade's the source.
So, what are the rules on arresting other heroes?
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>>32226965
Guess so
maybe it's cosplay lass
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>>32226965
Offer her protection from justice if she admit it.
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>>32226965
>I guess she's a dead end.
I could point out that she may not be telling the truth. But you're too adorable when you're this dense, Rena.
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>>32226965
Press her Rena

press her

Press her boobs up against yours and smile at the camera above you
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>>32226965
I can feel the spaghetti overflowing from the phone, she's guilty as sin.
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>>32226965
Oooo, FCC man was showing off hand holding~
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>>32226965
Ask her if she's seen any people talk about that stuff. She's almost constantly online, right? She' must've seen some talk, at least.
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>>32226965
SHE KNOWS!
GOD DAMN IT!
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psst, rena, jade is bluffing. she knows stuff but doesn't want to get in trouble.
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>>32226965
Continue to press her, looks like she knows exactly what's going on
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>>32226965
"Aah, that's a shame, if you knew anything about it we could hang out. Looks like I'll be busy looking into this, though. Call me if you hear anything."
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>>32226965
She knows something. Tell her if she finds out anything and tells you, you'll do something in return.
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>>32227008
no, that doesn't fit her MO either.

She likes to dress up as heroes/villains/annie-may. So anything that decreases their popularity is a no-no.

But it does seem like there's gotta be some kinda Rena connection.

>>32226367
>The spike of these... Illicit materials occurred shortly after you joined our association.

Lets talk to Bridgette. Mostly because I'd like to touch base with the Villains on this and see if they've had a similar issue,
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>>32226965
Literally everyone who responds to some kind of questions regarding fetishes or weird shit like uncut footage of heroes with "h-heh what a bunch of weirdos amirite" is super guilty of the thing you are talking about.
Press her for more info, Rena. But not over something that FCC can easily trace like a phone, meet up with her somewhere and talk about it in actual privacy.
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>>32227107
>Lets talk to Bridgette.
Seconded. Let's see if the Villain Assoc. has a similar problem.
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>>32227034
rena doesn't have any boob to perform the docking maneuver with.
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>>32227107
>Lets talk to Bridgette.
This gives me an idea.

We could ask Rena to do naughty things with Bridgette to lure out the bad and lewd villainous voyeur.
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>>32226965
Well, I guess it's not jade.
Shit, that was our only lead.
Go grab jade and bridgette and go on a hunt for whoever is leaking our information.
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>>32227204
We have more important things to do than go to a goose chase. Like, watching paint dry.
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You guys think she's hiding something?
Well... You haven't steered me wrong yet.

"Jade, are you hiding something?"

JR: "What!? No! Of course not! That's silly! I.... Oh god I can't lie to you Rena... I... I may have bought the entire box set of all your footage... I'm sorry!"

"... I think we should talk. Can you meet me at the coffee shop we went to? And bring the stuff."
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Yeah. This is definitely all stuff about me.

>>32227182
The what?

>Rena holds a rather sizable box filled with DVDs, books, fan drawn stuff, and other things all related to her. Most of the items have an odd skull and crossbones mark on them.

"Where did you get these from?"

JR: "It's... It's just this group I'm part of. They're called the Freedom Pirates and they sell stuff like this... You're not mad at me, are you?"
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>>32227188
we could but it's far more effective to leak false information and see where it turns up.
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>>32227133
but there's no such thing as actual privacy, haven't you learned anything?
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>>32227237
Can we watch it?
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>>32227237
Play the video, we have to see it!
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>>32227237
Don't be mad at her.

Now, watch the videos.
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>>32227237
WATCH THE VIDEO I WANT TO SEE DRUNK RENA!
Please. Please please please please please
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>>32227237
Piracy is good.
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ask if she has given any to anyone else. if not then she's in the clear, technically.

also you totally need to watch that one. see what crazy antics you and Bridgette got up to.
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>>32227237
watch it
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>>32227237
"Nah, I think FCC man is up his own arse on this."
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>>32227237
Watch the video to restore memories of what the hell happened that night, then respond to Jade
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>>32227237
We're not mad at you.
But FCC man is throwing a huge fit about this stuff.
We've sort of agreed to help him out if we can. Let's watch it.
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>>32227264
>>32227268
We already saw it, it's a reference to previous threads
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>>32227291
I'm not sure I really WANT to know.

It's way adorkable this way.
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>>32227237
Watch the video. We need to verify its authenticity. For science. SCIENCE.
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>>32227314
Science and yuri.
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>>32227314
tell us more of these "freedom pirates"


...wait, how come FCC man doesn't know this already if he has 24-7 footage of heroes and villains?
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>>32227237
>Asking us to defeat piracy
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>>32227331
>implying she didn't make out with Spine ravager
>or everyone

probably just shitalked Sony for 40 mins
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>>32227377
>rena shittalking sony
This is hilarious but would also make me sad, because sony used to be super fucking sweet.
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>>32227358
throw a rock at it
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>>32227398
I think metaphysical concepts may be immune to rocks. we should ask bridget's dad
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>>32227358
It's not on the net, the HA controls it. They must have some caches of their stuff hidden somewhere.
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>>32227388
>Drunk Rena is /v/ lite

>"All da 8ff gen cansoles are just *hic* just low rent PCs. and da Wii U... OH GOD WHY! FISHER PRICE!!! *hic* MIYAMOTO!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEE!?!?!"

>uncontrollable sobbing
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>>32227388
SonTenSegDo-Soft
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>>32227237
We've not really come to a decision on what to DO about the piracy yet.

Also, ask jade revolver if, you know, FCC man doesn't automatically know about this since we're both heroes and looking at the goods?
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"Nah, I'm really not mad at all. Like I said it's just FCC-Man. He's... Kinda a jerk about stuff like this."

JR: "That's a relief... Well, I'll just be taking these back then."

"Hold on, wait. I wanna watch them."

JR: "I don't think you should, Rena..."

"I'm curious. Come on."

>Rena takes the box and Jade Revolver to her home. As they walk there Jade Revolver explains that she doesn't now much about the Freedom Pirates but that Cosplay Lass or some other Villains might.
>Once they get to Rena's home the girl pops the DVD into her player and sits back.
=====================================

"...."

JR: "...."

...
Huh. I think I should stop drinking.

RM: "Mistress, I was not aware you were that skilled with a rock."

"I didn't think I was either. I mean... I know I'm pretty good but damn."

>>32227506
I didn't see an bots flying around. And honestly I'm not sure what to do about this whole piracy thing either. I guess I could stop them. But I'm not even really mad at the footage. Just the fact that it was taken, I guess?
Still a favor from an S-Class might come in handy.
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>>32227237
You don't really remember what happened that night, right? Might as well watch it
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>>32227506
Bear in mind Jade is both Hero and Villain and thus technically under double scrutiny.
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>>32227535
>jade blushing furiously
WHAT IS GOING OOOON

Also I want the S-class favor, but it's not worth busting what appears to be a relatively harmless piracy ring.

Ask FCC man to offer cheap and paid versions of this stuff as an alternative, because even if we stop the current pirates, more will happen. That's how piracy works.
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>>32227535

>Rena takes the box and Jade Revolver to her home. As they walk there Jade Revolver explains that she doesn't now much about the Freedom Pirates but that Cosplay Lass or some other Villains might.

>>32227107
I told you it was Cosplay Lass you turbo nerd
go home and accept my superior deductions
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>>32227535
Why is JR blushing so much? Is the video lewd? Or is she just embarrassed to have the video in the first place?
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>>32227549
There is nothing we can learn here that technically FCC man should not already be aware of.

Most of the people we talk to should be under approximately 24-7 surveillence.

Hell, even Queenie and Raindrops are subject to censorship and they're often out of the city where he has to rely on camera drones.
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>>32227535
Lets track down cosplay lass for more information!

Good cop bad cop styled interogation!
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>>32227535
Well Cosplay Lass at least will be easy to meet, since she's serving time in prison.
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>>32227569
>I told you it was Cosplay Lass you turbo nerd
IT's not her either, dorkus.

But it stands to reason she'd have pirate connections - she needs her annie-may fix.
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>>32227588
>>32227535
good point.
Go back to FCC man and ask him how he's not solved the problem already if he has so many drones.
Also how the heck we are supposed to solve the social problem of piracy? I mean, they keep coming back.
We wanted to help you at first FCC man, but we realize that might be an impossible task.
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>>32227606
Actually, didn't Jade bust her out?
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>>32227535
What did you do? Let us seeeeeee! Or at least tell us!

As for the footage, ask JR to let you talk to the other members. Get them all to stockpile the stuff and at least stop distributing it until the evil-rena stuff is done with. Then we can get that favor from FCC-Man, but they'll just start doing it again afterwards.

Oh also find out why it skyrocketed when you came on the scene. Do you have the best uncut footage or something?
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>>32227632
good question.
Why is there so much footage ever since we showed up?
EXPLAIN TO US JADE
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>>32227624
Did she? I... forget.
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>>32227646
Wait! Besides JR, there is ANOTHER person that's kinda obsessed over Rena. Maybe he's doing some raw footage trading as a side business.

And no, I'm obviously not talking about Bridgette.
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>>32227632
The broadcast version of Rena's exploits is the recap at the beginning of the threads. In trying to make Rena appear properly heroic FCCman edits out almost the entirety of what people like about Rena.
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>>32227647
She did! It was her second act as a villain, the first being destroying her will by talking about fanfiction.
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>>32227681
is it FCC-Man?
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>>32227720
No, her former boyfriend, that whatshisface.
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>>32227647
To be more specific, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31563182/#p31566551 is the link to it. Although it was text only and didn't actually say if she broke her out.
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>>32227647
When she did her hero/villain thing.

>>Jade Revolver looks at the money in her hand and back at the quivering Cosplay Lass.

>JR: "Hey, you wanna break out? I need to go to the bank."
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>>32227681
Robomaid?
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>>32227739
It's possible, but RM only has access to footage of Rena, and FCC man implied that there might be others.
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>>32227555
Honestly I think the whole problem could be solved if he just stopped being a huge jerk about censorship but I don't think that's gonna happen. Also I'm curious about why I'm the cause for the sudden spike.

>>32227572
I think it's cause we're watching her stash. Honestly there's not much that's lewd going on. Except for that time where a bat Bridgette began nibbling on my neck. It seems at some point I broke into a story and destroyed every single Xbox Infinity with a single rock.... That was pretty cool but not very nice.

"You said Cosplay Lass might know something, right? Let's go see her."

>The Villain has been locked up once again after crashing yet another con and threatening people there. She is under max security lockdown.

CL: "Rena... To what do I owe this please?"

"I need some information about a group called the Freedom Pirates."

CL: "Hmph. As if I'll help out my greatest enemy."

"Come on. I didn't even lock you up this time."

CL: "I'm not saying a thing."
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>>32227766
"I don't get Evangelion"
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>>32227766
Have at it jade.
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>>32227766
Wait, why are you locked up again?
And what's with that bite guard?

Weren't you just supposed to be under protective custody so evil rena doesn't murder you?
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>>32227766
Ok, fine, whatever.

It's not urgent or anything.

We said we'd look into it. Trail's cold.
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>>32227766
Show her the DVD of your homemade dub of madoka magica.
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>>32227766
So you actually know something, huh?
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>>32227766
Why does she have a poster of a children's show on her wall? Why not an adult show like SAO?
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>>32227766
"Cosplay Lass, I'd like you to meet a dear friend of mine, Jade Revolver. I think she wants to talk with you a while..."
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>>32227797
>not recognising Silence Of The Lambs Cosplay when you see it
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>>32227766
Ask her what she wants for some info. At least a new lead on who to talk to?

You could always threaten to have Jade come talk to her some more.
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>>32226367
( R )
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>>32227535
Well, now that you know what happened last night... did it look like fun?

Anyway, I still think this is a bad thing. Most people aren't too fond of being spied on, especially when it's sold for profit without your permission. We should probably go looking for however they're doing this and stop it. Then again, we might be able to cut a deal with the higher-ups in the Hero's Association.
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>>32227766
"What would happen if I took off that mask?"
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>>32227766
Why are we enemies, exactly? We only fought twice, and the second time was because she was hired to attack us.
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>>32227766

Hannibal is a pretty good show!

Tell her that you can get Kiss Kiss Shota Riot back on the air for her, even though FCC man banned it.

Wait. Wouldn't cosplay lass be super into Lolu? Wait, no, he's too 3D for her. Or is he? Tell her you can get her passes to Lolu's nightclub and gauge her reaction.
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>>32227766
Commend her on her ability to raise one eyebrow. It took me months of practice to figure it out.
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>>32227766
Offer to have her released for a day if she tells you about them. Do you think that's within your authority as a Hero?
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>>32227891
polar opposites - Gamer Girls and Cosplay Girls are natural enemies. Like cats and dogs. Or Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
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>>32227919
I just held down one eyebrow to identify which muscles to move and moved only those. Ez pz.
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>>32227959
I am not very good at things
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>>32227838
Stopping the pirates won't stop heroes from being spied on. The Hero Association is the one recording everything in the first place.
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>>32227766
Wait, we're enemies?
I like you though, I thought we were becoming friends.
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>>32227988
yeah, but they sold their rights to the Hero Association.
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>>32227988
What should be done then ? Spying the spy drones ? Remember the system is what hold superhumans in place.
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"I think we should just be friends. I mean... We only fought like twice."

CL: "..."

"You know we might be able to get some kinda annie-may you like back on the air if you help us."

CL: "......"

"-sigh- Jade, can you help me here?"

>Jade Revolver walks up to the glass.

JR: "Cosplay Lass. Sarah. You wouldn't mind helping out a friend, would ya?"

CL: ".... I'll tell you anything you want to know."

>Cosplay Lass reveals that the Freedom Pirates are a group dedicated to showing the public the true side of Heroes, be it good or bad. There's no Villain equivalent since... Well, it's pretty much assumed that they're bad. She also says that the group has it's lair in... The Villain Association. There's a hidden door behind the building that would lead you to their group. She begs Rena not to take them down. They're the only source of free footage of Heroes in the entire city.
>Rena says she'll think about it.

You know... Hearing more and more about these guys kinda makes me wanna save them... And maybe tell the Association to, I don't know... Stop filming all the time? I mean I know it's important to help them make money and stuff but...
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>>32228048
The solution is to hijack the feed from villain drones and start a hero-side "personal lives of villains" thing.

Show cynthia being adorable sleeping on a couch like a snake.

EVERYONE WILL WANT IT.

JUSTICE WILL BE ACHIEVED.
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>>32228048
Start filming the life and times of JR and CL.
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>>32228069
brilliant!
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>>32228069
You brilliant bastard. Show adorable footage of all of the 'tough and terrifying' villains!
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>>32228048
Go visit those pirates and see what is up with them.
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>>32228069
This actually has a good point. Might make the nicer villains less hated or something and cut down on abuse.
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have a chat with FCC-man.
switch up how things are sold. battles are free to view, while everything else is pay.
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>>32228048
Perhaps we should ask advice from some Heroes that we know? If you phone them, just ask to meet them. And meet them somewhere without camera drones.
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>>32228048
FCC-Man thinks this footage is damaging, but it's the opposite. Let's prove him wrong. Meet with them and we can think up a plan.
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>>32228069
The problem with this is that it will make civilians think that the villains are actually people, not monsters.
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>>32228048
The 24/7 surveillance of Heroes is kinda the problem as it enables the black market for uncut footage. Something needs to be done about that. On the other hand the black market shows there is clear demand for material about their daily lives. Answering that demand via official channels could diminish the demand for pirated footage.

Just... don't make any reality shows... because nobody believes they're not scipted.
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>>32228069
All we have to do is trade.

Adorbs footage of villains in exchange for "damaging" footage of heroes.

So, basically we need a hero pirate organisation. I guess?
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>>32228048
How long has this been going on for? If we know that, we can calculate whether it's actually damaging people's reputations or not.
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>>32228048
Smirking Jade looks super kissable
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>>32228069
That... Hmm... Maybe.

"Do Villains have fanclubs?"

CL: "Of course they do..."

"Alright... I think I may have an idea. Also how long has this been going on? Why has it been going up lately?"

CL: "Cause of you. It always goes up and down when a new S-Class joins the scene. You're in hot demand right now. It'll probably cool down later but right now you're number 2 in terms of uncut footage."

"Who's number one?"

CL: "Queen of the World."

"Right. Well if you'll excuse me I need to go talk to FCC-Man."

CL: "Rena! Don't take down the pirates! They're all we have!"
=====================================

FCC: "Impossible!"

"Look, you're not gonna be able to stop piracy. I figured if we make it so you have to pay to watch it we'll be able to cut down on people buying stuff in the black market or whatever. Also I was thinking maybe we can do something similar for the Villains? Maybe show they're all not huge jerks and some are very nice when they're not at work."

FCC: "Rena you... That would be terrible! Not only would that make it so that Villains gain sympathy but there is absolutely no demand for candid footage of Villains! None!"

CF: "I'd watch it."

FCC: "No one asked for your opinion!"

"All I'm saying is that we're not going to be able to beat it so we need to think of something else. Either we sell this uncut footage, set up like interviews, or maybe we can set up something similar with the Villains. Show that there is a demand for just people being people. Some Villains are still pretty evil, yes, but I know a few that are nice."

FCC: "I'm sorry Rena but my figures show that people want their Heroes and Villains to be very simple. One side must be bad and the other good. That's it. Now stop wasting my time with these crazy ideas."
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>>32228434
Well, it's time to undercut him.

Rena! Join forces with Caffornicator!
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>>32228434
You know... they have footage of you too, right?

But, I'm sure YOU have nothing to hide.
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>>32228434
>"Who's number one?"
Rena, that question was entirely redundant. The answer was obvious.
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>>32228434
THE VOICES DEMAND IT
TELL HIM THE VOICES WOULD PAY MONEY
ALL THE MONEY
ALL THE MONEY FOR CANDID CYNTHIA
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>>32228434
Ask where he gets his figures, because the piracy market seems to contradict them.
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>>32228434
This is a mission for the Big Boss, FCC can't pull Excalibur out of his bottom.
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>>32228491
I JOIN MY VOICE WITH YOURS
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>>32228434
Ok, how about we show heroes uncut doing things that aren't fighting evil, but also not bad?
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>>32228483
Hehe... parfecto.
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I wonder if we could get off the clock footage of Death Lord.
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>>32228485
Really?

It hardly seems necessary since Queenie gives it away
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>>32228434
>Caff in the background
Is she always there?

Anyway, lets go with >>32228483
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>>32228434
Fuck you fcc man, Rena, go get a camera and make your own, probably somewhat blurry footage

Actually, get someone to help you. produce Rena's guide to Heroes and Villains. It has your name on it, people will watch it
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>>32228434
FCC man, we are going to prove you wrong.
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>>32228434
Sure, but your numbers does not consider the demand only the risk. In order to create a profit, you need to explore new demands and investments.

Rena, try to offer or invest in such an idea and you can make a lot of money
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>>32228434
Let's go with Caffornicator to meet with the Pirates
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>>32228434
"How are people actually reacting to it, though? When do our approval ratings go up or down?"

"I don't think that simplicity is what people really want. Fans want to know what their heroes are really like as people. It makes them more relatable, you know? Otherwise there wouldn't be a market for this stuff. And if they didn't, they just don't look into it."
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>>32228546
It's time to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy!
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>>32228434
join forces with caffo to acquire all the adorbs villain footage.
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>>32228549
CF sex tapes?
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>>32228539
she runs around at several times lightspeed
she's everywhere
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>>32228573
Like she can get any.
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>>32228573
Hahaha!
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>>32228434
looks like we get all the royalties then.
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>>32228434
>caffinator is always there
lol
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>>32228434
If he's not willing to do that, then they'll have to stop spying on heroes so much. I mean, the whole "camera drones filming everyone all the time" is pretty suspect to begin with. They're going to have to reach some compromise, like only filming heroes when they're on-duty.
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>>32228606
She has a few regular takers.
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>>32228434
I might have said this already, but prove him wrong with your own show/pirate network.

It is like 10 times more amateurish than the villain's one
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>>32227299
I think its actually the night Rena got blackout drunk and woke up in Bridgette's bed covered in spider bites. We most definitely did not see that night.
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>>32228718
Yeah... what happened?
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>>32228434
Call up Cynthia and say we need to shoot some amateur video with her.
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>>32228752
Let's not tell her Caffo is with us
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"Well your only other option is to just... Stop filming us so much. That's really all I can think of. Also, I seriously think you should rethink the whole 'no demand' thing. I mean... I'm certain there must be some demand."

FCC: "There is NONE!"

"Are you worried about footage of you getting out or something?"

FCC: "W-what? Why would I be doing anything not heroic!"

"I don't know. You just seem really kinda invested in this whole thing."

FCC: "Because our Association depends on it! I... Just go do what I asked you and stop coming up to me with these ridiculous plan!"

>FCC-Man storms out of the room. Rena blinks and Caffornicator is there with a camera.

CF: "Hey, Rena. If you're serious about that thing with the Villains I rigged this camera to tag alongside ya, hehe. I think FCC-Man's got a huge stick up his ass and doesn't see that people do just want to see us being normal people. Also I want to see an adorable picture of Cynthia but that's just me, hehe... Whatever you do just know I'll help ya out."

"Uhm, thanks."

>Rena takes the camera. It floats beside her, recording the things around her.

Hmm... I guess I can prove that there is demand for Villains just being normal people. I guess I record some people and then sell it on the internet or something?
But who and what.
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>>32228747
Just normal drunken shenanigans, combined with Bridgette biting Rena a lot.
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>>32228793
Cynthia just being herself with you
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>>32228793
Anti-Hero or whatever she's called now. The poor thing probably needs some good advertising.
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>>32228793
Someone who is famous but not well-known by the public. Does anyone come to mind? We don't know how much the general public knows about things, only what we've experienced ourselves.
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>>32228793
Cynthia first! Best girl is truly best, and there is nothing cuter than a lazy lamia.
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>>32228793
Bring Caf along. fill Cynthia interacting with Caf.
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>>32228793
Spine Ravager
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>>32228793
videotape Cynthia doing embarrassing things
we need revenge for her trying to perma vampire us
and the rest of her lies and pranks
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>>32228843
>>32228793
Yeah, Deadshot or whatever she's called now
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>>32228539
She is fast enough to always be exactly where she is needed, which is mostly just all up in Cynthia's business.
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>>32228793
Record Bridgette while she is cooking.
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>>32228793
Wait, how are we going to get in to see cynthia sleeping without, uh, dying?

Caffo, you've worked with cynthia, any tips on not getting bit?
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>>32228793
Death Lord.
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>>32228793
A day in the life of the Monster family.
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>>32228793
Bridgette and you get along well.
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>>32228888
That would be a good way to get rid of all the viewers
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>>32228876
This is a good one to start with, though we should try recording villains who AREN'T our close friends too.

Because, you know, I don't want to just pick on our friends, that's really mean.
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>>32228877
caffo tries to get bit
like, she literally provokes Cynthia into biting her
we don't want advice from her on not getting bitten
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>>32228888
Sparkle and Ben are probably the perfect couple to show off the more human side of both Heroes and Villains, actually.
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>>32228888
A day in the life of Cynthia, Lamia Rapist would probably be better
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>>32228888
A day in the life of the Sparkle Familly.
Reminds me of a day at the Hakurei shrine vid.
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>>32228926
Is it publicly known that she's a vampire, though? That could harm her reputation if it gets out.
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>>32228926
God yes, more Benben
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>>32228793
the monster family!
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>>32228793
Someone who's not likely to notice you spying. What about Queen's new nightclub?
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>>32228793
Whoever we go see, we should probably call ahead and ask if it's okay if we film them
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>>32228966
What reputation? She probably hasn't care about reputation since middle school
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>>32228989
This.
Let's go talk to queen, sparkle, and the monster family.

ONE of them should be good with letting us film them.

Queen especially.

>>32228793
Go film queen.
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>>32228926
Does FCC Man or the general populace even know about their kid? Such an unholy combination of Hero and Villain becoming public knowledge might literally kill him.
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>>32228966
Its only temporary and for her health.

Conversely, her struggling with vampirism while trying to raise a family could really boost her appeal. Make her look human instead of just like some cynical veteran cunt.
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>>32228793
The order of priority of filming is sparkle family, monster family, queen.

Queen's the highest demand and most likely to accept, but she also has the least difference between her public and private personas.
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>>32229003
This is the best plan
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>>32228992
She's one of the big name Heroes. Plus, she's recently lost most of her powers. If people saw that, or where she lives, some villains might decide to target her while she's vulnerable.
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>>32229001
>queenie and raindrops off outside of the dome unburying archeological shenanigans.
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>>32229023
>vulnerable
>with Monster Marauder
Yeah okay
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>>32229001
Queendrops would be another good villain/hero couple to film like with >>32228926. Well, villain/former hero, but its the same principle
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>>32229018
Definitely not something we should do without permission, though. That would be super shitty to MGS and Ben.
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>>32229003
I think he's got more personal concerns.
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>>32229045
Queen reaction vids will get millions of views.
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>>32229060
Damn straight they would.
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>>32229060
Let's make Queenie read H manga about magical girls out loud!
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I guess we'll start with the Monsters.

"Hey, any tips on how not to get bitten by Cynthia?"

CF: "Hehe, nope."

Darn...

>Rena calls up Bridgette and explains to her her plan. The Villain says she personally doesn't mind being on TV some more. Hell, might get her a raise. Rena finds out that the main reason that Villains get paid less than Heroes is that there just isn't as much media on them. Something like this might really help them out. She also explains that Cynthia has been crashing at her place for a bit since Caffornicator has been leaving roses at her secret lair.
>Rena makes her way to Bridgette's house with the camera following beside her.
>The Villain opens the door and smiles as she greets Rena.

B: "Come in, long time no see. Hey, sis is sleeping so let's try to not be too loud, okay?"

"No problem."

>Rena goes into the living room and sees Cynthia lounging about on the couch.

"Is she okay? I've never seen her like this."

B: "She just hasn't been able to get much sleep lately. Stress from work."

She looks so harmless like that.

B: "So do we just do an interview? Film me watching TV? What?"
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>>32229060
>set up a show where the whole thing is just Queenie responding to fanmail
I would watch the fuck out of that.
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>>32229083
Doodle on her face
Stick her hand in warm water
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>>32229083
Interview, go over questions not to ask first.
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>>32229083
Honestly, my plan was to catch villains doing every day scenarios.
Scynthia sleeping over there hugging a pillow?
A -goldmine-.
And interviews are kind of staged. Maybe just do what we normally do? Get some food, play some games, and maybe not get drunk this time since I still have more filming to do.
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>>32229083
Play chess? Screw?
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>>32229083
Wake Cynthia up and ask her about snake cloaca
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>>32229060
>>32229071
>>32229075
>>32229088
Sadists, all of you!
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>>32229083
>[x] Touch Scaly Tail
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>>32229126
Does Bridgette have anything she needs screwed? Does Ikea still exist nowadays?
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>>32229083
Break out some markers and draw funnies on her face.
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>>32229083
Obviously we ask her to read fanmail, or excerpts from really bad Jade Revolver fanfiction.
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>>32229083
Did CF follow you? If yes, set CF onto Cynthia, gently. If no, that is Plan B if interview is boring.
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>>32229083
I think FFC-man does have a point about the whole 'what the public wants to see' thing. He just takes it too far.
So let's keep the interview at least a little bit in-character. More 'Monster Maestro's day off' than 'villains are people too' kind of thing.
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>>32229109
I like this idea, this is a good idea.
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>>32229150
Ikea will always exist, and it will always be crappy, but their meatballs are okay, and the stores I've been to had a ball pit, which was awesome when you were a kid
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>>32229083
Use markers to give Cynthia glasses, a moustache, and a beard

Permanent markers
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>>32229083
Have Caffornicator replace the pillow at the speed of light so Cynthia doesn't notice.
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>>32229104
>>32229151
>>32229186
It's like we want to be drained of all our blood
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>>32229083
Touch the tail!
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>>32229083
Cynthia is adorable, FILM THAT

then FILM BRIDGETTE IN HER APRON COOKING
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>>32229207
cmon, we're S-class
At the least we won't go down easy
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>>32229223
Cute monster girls doing cute things are always the moneymakers!
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>>32229083
Hey... Bridgette is still dateless, right? Maybe pose some interview questions about her romantic interests.
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>>32229083
I think that if Rena ever loses her memory and becomes lesbian/bi, she should become the Monster Molester
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>>32229083
Ask her how sound a sleeper she is. If the answer is very, start imagining some devious ploys.
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>>32229083
"I guess we just do what we normally do. That's what people want to see, apparently. Wanna play Mario Kart?"

Also, get earmuffs for Cynthia. We wouldn't want to wake her, of course.

>captcha: cccums all
Whoa, I don't think it's the right time for that. You're being a bit premature, captcha.
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>>32227766
>Cardcaptor Sakura
Excellent taste.
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>>32229083
>Caffornicator has been leaving roses at her secret lair.
Well, at least she's trying.
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>>32229244
>monster molester
That could be a nice name for evil rena
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"Well, I wanna get you just doing normal things, you know? You can cook, if you want."

B: "... Is this all some plot to make me cook delicious food for you?"

"What!? No! I really just want to get this film done."

B: "Uh huh, sure. You know you could just ask me to if you really want my cooking."

"Really! It's for the film!"

B: "... Pfthaha. Oh my god, Rena. You're so gullible. I'm messing with you. I'll make us all something. Let me see what I have in the kitchen."

>As Bridgette goes off to cook in the kitchen Rena sees Cynthia's tail danging off the edge of the couch. She goes up to it and grasps it. The tail is completely smooth under her hand with a few bumps where the scales are. It feels really strong.

B: "H-hey. Be careful there."

"Oh, sorry."

>Rena puts it down. She stares at Cynthia and remembers the snake bites, the forced vampirism, the almost turning into a ghoul...
>She gets revenge...

>After she's satisfied she checks in on Bridgette. The girl is cooking something and is wearing an apron with her hair tied back into a short poofy ponytail.
>She waves at the camera.

B: "My mom taught me the value of having a well cooked meal. I try to eat out as little as possible and make everything I can from scratch. Hopefully when I become S-Class I can afford a bigger place with a garden or something. I- Did you draw on my sister?"

"... Yes."

B: "... She's going to kill you when she wakes up. You know that, right?"

"....."

It's permanent marker, too...
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>>32229362
draw some dicks too
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>>32229362
It can't be helped. Draw on yourself to even it out.
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>>32229362
We're going to get killed.
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>>32229362
No problem, as a snake monster, she can probably shed her skin.

Now, eat the delicious food.
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>>32229385
Draw on everybody.
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>>32229362
The petty revenge is totally worth it.
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>>32229362

Quick, draw some stuff on yourself too! Then you can claim that you were also drawn on when you were sleeping.

And if that doesn't work, Cynthia will probably be too amused for any significant retribution.
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>>32229362
It was obviously a plot by FCC Man! The dastard!
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>>32229362
>It's permanent marker, too...
Then you better get in there and make this murder worth it with more doodling
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>>32229362
Draw on yourself, claim that s-class 15 rank villian magic marker man attacked you and you followed him here, where he attacked you and escaped
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>>32229362
Better enjoy our last meal then!

As for Cynthia, we should ask Bridgette about embarrassing childhood stories about her
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>>32229362
Why did you use permanent renaaaaaa
Oh well. Try not to mention the markers when she wakes up. Maybe she won't notice.
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>>32229362
seconding drawing dicks
we've come this far, we might as well go all the way
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>>32229362
Marker in the rest of her face so she just thinks it's weird lighting when she looks in the mirror.
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>>32229362
Well if she's going to kill you go all the way, draw on her more.

It not like she can kill you less
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>>32229362
>It's permanent marker, too...
Totally worth it
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>>32229362
It'll make for good footage.
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>>32229362
"It's okay, if my previous experiences with your sister have taught me anything, it's that I don't actually need my blood."
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>>32229435
this
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>>32229468
Second this.
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>>32229468
thirding
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>>32229468
Inb4 dead end.
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>>32229362
Hide behind the couch.
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>>32229362
Bridgette, I may have done something extremely irresponsible.
Do you think I should start running?
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>>32229468
Oh yeah. This.
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>>32229362
On the way home, get some smoke/flash grenades and some shuriken to prepare for the fight.
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"It's fine.. I'm starting to think I don't actually need my blood."

B: "I... Alright."

>Rena goes over and draws on Cynthia some more. After she's satisfied she goes back and talks to Bridgette some more. She says that she started getting ready for the whole Villain thing for as long as she could remember. It's the family business and really fun. Also a good workout.
>Bridgette finishes her meal. Baked chicken with plenty of delicious veggies and rice. Cynthia makes her way to the kitchen and grins once she sees Rena.

C: "Rena~ I was wondering what could cause my dear sister to go all out with her meals. What brings you here?"

"H-hey. I'm uh... Just filming some stuff."

>Rena explains her plan.

C: "Sounds fun~ If you need me to do anything just ask~"

>Bridgette looks like she can barely contain herself.
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>>32229362
"Like, metaphorically, right?"
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>>32229663
>>Bridgette looks like she can barely contain herself.
Kiss Bridgette to prevent her from laughing.
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>>32229663
hahahaha
interview her now before she gets to a mirror!
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>>32229663
"Oh, you're helping just by being here."
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>>32229663
We're recording this, right?
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>>32229663
I think we're closer to death then we've ever been in this quest.
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>>32229663
Interview Cynthia about her hopes, ambitions, and dreams. Also relationships.
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>>32229663
Tell her to give a really impressive villainous monologue! Or use her super seductive voice, either or.
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>>32229663
Ooh! Ooh! I know! You could all try and put makeup on each other! Then you'll all look silly!
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>>32229663
Try and get video of her for an entire interview with her face like that
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>>32229711
Whoa, we're not dating her.
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>>32229663
"Okay. I need you... to not kill me.

Remember that, later.

Also maybe you'll help with flustered queen footage later."
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>>32229663
Start tickling Bridgette. Just stick your fingers on her belly and start wiggling them around.
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>>32229734
This! It's the perfect cover!
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>>32229723
Yet
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>>32229723
Obviously. We're interviewing her, and those are good broad interview topics. Relationships specifically are a good way to humanize her.
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>>32229734
Tickle fights are the only way to avoid death!

Well, that and I'm sure Cynthia has some...interesting forms that would allow her to win a tickle fight.
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>>32229663
Ask if Caffornicator is still bothering her. Has she actually tried talking to her about it upfront? I mean if she keeps using violence caff's not gonna get the message. She needs to tell Caff how this stalking behavior is affecting her, because Caff just isn't thinking straight most of the time. I'm sure that if Cynthia lets Caff know about her feelings it'll work out. Or at least stop.
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>>32229663
she looks so old!
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>>32229826
Rena, don't say this
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>>32229826
Rena, say this
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>>32229826
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>>32229663
"Why do you sleep in your Lamia form?"
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>>32229841

Yes.

Instead, compliment her on how well she wears a fu manchu moustache. Not everybody can pull it off, you know.
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>>32229877
It's cute.
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>>32229663
Ask for vamp powers again, then mention her face.
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>>32229699
I agree.

We may very well perish.
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"Well why don't you tell everyone a bit more about yourself?"

>Cynthia explains that she become a villain for the same reason as her dear sister. She says that she enjoys the job very much and it's a great way to vent off some frustration.

>>32229695
Hell yeah we are.

>>32229717
"What's the coolest villain monologue you've ever given?"

C: "Hmm... Oh, I know. It's when I was facing Atamo-man. He was saying something about being the result of years of human research so I was like 'And that is all you are. A little kid's science project. Me? I am the daughter of your worst nightmares.' I don't normally monologue when I fight. Just little things."

>The three of them eat Bridgette's cooking. The younger sister keeps looking up at Cynthia and has to turn away before she bursts out laughing.
>When they finish Cynthia rises.

C: "That was delicious. If you'll excuse me for a moment."

>Once she leaves Bridgette laughs so hard that she doubles over. The two of them there hear glass shattering.

B: "Oh shit! She saw! I'm-Pfthahaha! I'm serious about her killing you, Rena. Oh god that fucking face..."
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>>32229919
Time to exit stage left.

RUN RENA RUN!
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>>32229919
"Smile! You're on Candid Cameraaaa!"
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>>32229919
Rena RUN, You have superspeed
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>>32229919
Quick, find a way to discourage her from biting you. Cuddle Bridgette or something.
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>>32229919
Just thrust a long dark permanent marker at Cynthia, while laughing hard.
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>>32229919
Prepare for inevitable death, Rena. You kind of earned it this time around. Send the drone out before you die so we can all witness this.

Oh, and CALL CAFFORNICATOR IN
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>>32229919
RUN

FLEE

TAKE BRIDGETTE AND FLEE

ALSO LEAVE A SMALL APOLOGY NOTE BEFORE FLEEING
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>>32229919
ESCAPE
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>>32229919
Cheese It!
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>>32229919
GOooooooooooodbye Rena
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>>32229919
run away
this is what you've been training for
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>>32229919
run bitch run
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>>32229953
Running will just make it worse
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>>32229919
Renawaaay
Renawaaay
Renaway if you want to surviiiiive
Renawaaay
Renawaaay
Renaway if you want to surviiiiive
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>>32229919
Call caffornicator and tell her you may be about to die.
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>>32229919
Have Bridgette hide the camera drone and take over filming while we run the hell away. Dramatic chase scene!
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>>32229919
Don't move a muscle.

Instead, casually ignore her.
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>>32229919
RUN AS IF DEATH WAS ON YOUR HEELS.

Well, it actually is.
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>>32229919
You know she's just going to do something villainous so you have to deal with her later, right?

Start crying. Unleash the cute.
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>>32229919
Now might be a good time to go see Queen of the World
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>>32229994
>>32229970
Caffornicator is the only known Cynthia repellent.
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>>32229919
RUN TOWARD HER! NO FEAR!
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Do lamias have any of their own erogenous zones?
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>>32229919
Tell her she's cute and people will love her and she'll see the profits from the interview and oh god call Caffornicator to save you you're so dead
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>>32229919
Draw silly glasses on yourself
Ask Cynthia if she'd hit a girl with glasses
Film this happening so that if viewers want to know WHY you have silly permamarker glasses they have to watch this video
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>>32230030
yes. Wherever snakes keep their stuff.
near the end of the tail.
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>>32230030
Probably the area where human meets snake, near the cloaca, and the tip of the tail
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Just so you can see
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ITT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDd-GXkMrJs
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Instead of morphing into a monster can she morph into a futa
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>Rena runs off as fast as she can. She can hear Monster Master tearing through the building as she attempts to catch up to Rena. The Hero is faster now and is able to keep ahead.
>She trips and just before the Villain can pounce she finds herself stopped in her tracks. She turns and sees Monster Maestro standing behind her with a baton in her hand.

MM+: "Go! I got her for now!"

MM++: "Sister!? Since when could you do this!?"

MM+: "Rena, run!"

"Running!"

Alright, where too! This camera is running out of battery so I can only get one more person today.
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>>32230110
Go paparazzi and tty to find lord death/threepunch man on a date
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>>32230110
How about someone safe, like Lord Death?
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>>32230110
gotta start with the cash cow, let's go see Rosario Von Sparklebutt
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>>32230079
Not on Cynthia.
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>>32230110
>Alright, where too! This camera is running out of battery so I can only get one more person today.
Visit Queenie and trick into dancing naked.
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>>32230110
Let's go to queen or sparkle. They're both garunteed ratings.
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>>32230110
Let's go hang out with Queenie if she's in town. Otherwise, the Hero formerly known as Anti-Hero
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>>32230110
>MM+ can control MM++

What?

Also, film... VON SPARKLEBUTT
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>>32230085
>M*
>MonStar
I love it.
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MM+ taking control of MM++ for lewd purposes when
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>>32230110
Someone obscure, like... Jiang-Shi. I think she could use the publicity.
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>>32230110
Like it was ever a question:

Queenie and her new consort of course! I demand more hair ruffling.
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>>32230135
I was actually thinking more about people with paralysis more than vaginas. See, people who are paralyzed tend to develop an erogenous zone right where their feeling picks back up.
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>>32230110
Spine Ravager!
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>>32230110
SPARKLEBUTT
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>>32230110
SPARKLE
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>>32230124
>>32230127
Date photos pls, they're back together now and we can get the publicity to get renavision to top the ratings
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>>32230177
>>32230135
This just means she has a cloaca. No big surprise.
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>>32230110
Your boyfriend ofcourse, people would pay good money to see your spine get ravaged
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>>32230110
Sparkle family. But uh, call first for permission.

If that doesn't work out, don't do QotW, she already has a ton of footage on the web. Go with... how about that zombie ghost lady?
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>>32230110
The Chinese vampire! You haven't seen her in a while and you sort of promised to give her hat back.

Also she'd probably be cool with doing an interview since you saved her from that contract.
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>>32230110
Queenie. I want to see her being cute with her new Queen of the Sky.
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>>32230231
Good point, I'll throw a vote her way for a bit of variety.
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Chinese vampire girl
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>>32230110
>>32230231

Jiang-Shi?

Sure, why not?
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>>32230110
SPARKLE! Bring the Monsters sisters!
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>>32230110
oh man we are going to miss out on the sister on sister behind the scenes action.

anyway voting for the sparkle family
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>>32230110
Jiang-Shi sounds like fun.
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Let's see what Queen of the World is up to.

>Rena runs as fast as her noodly legs can take her. With the Monster Master being stopped by her sister the Villain can not give chase.
>Rena remembers that the Queen has a new club that's called the Nile. She enters it and is immediately blasted by loud music. The Queen spots her and waves her over.

QotW: "Peasant Rena! Welcome to my Club! Do you not find it amazing!?"

"It's uh... Loud..."

QotW: "Indeed! Please, get comfortable and enjoy a drink! I am giving it to for free because you are my friend. My Queen says that it is nice to give things without asking for anything in return every once in a while."

"Uhm... Thanks..."

I don't want to drink anymore...

QotW: "So, what brings you here?"

>Rena explains what her current plan is with the Association.

QotW: "Peasant Rena, if you are asking to film my greatness I will be more than glad to oblige. Is there anything you need me to do?"
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>>32230466
Give that sorry looking zombie over there another drink, she looks like she could use it.

Go see what's got Jiang-Shi down, Rena. Power of friendship powers activate!
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>>32230466
Act natural with a loved one.
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>>32230466
t-that's not queen rena
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>>32230466
No, she just has to be herself. Well, perhaps hang out for a while, make conversation, talk about how she spends her time...
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>>32230466
Well, whatever it is you do when not... villaining.
You've been hanging out with raindrops?
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>>32230466
Take off your shirt and make out with Jiang-Shi

Wait this isn't Villains Gone Wild.

Alternatively, interview time
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take a sip to not seem rude.

anyway, tell her she just needs to talk about her earliest recent memories. what was it like waking up in the modern age?
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>>32230466
i just want to ask when is the grand wedding?
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>>32230466
"Well, is there anything that you've always wanted to do, but haven't had the time?"
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>>32230466
Ask her to get Raindrops out here and ask Raindrops about Queenie in her more vulnerable moments.
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>>32230466
It's ok to drink Rena, just don't get super drunk again.

Ask QotW if she's got any new songs.
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>>32230466
>queenie actually owns a bar and its a vibrant success
holy shit, i must have missed a thread.
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>>32230466
Point the camera at Lolu's bulge
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>>32230466
Ask for the grand tour, good advertising for her new club and we can show heroes and villains setting aside their differences for the glory of alcohol.

Afterwords say something like "forgiveness is divine" so that people don't get too pissed off that the people they pay to keep them safe are out clubbing with the people that get payed to put them in danger.
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>>32230466
Wait, did she refer to Raindrops as her Queen!?
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Where's the anon that adds dicks to Queenie every time?
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>>32230466
>My Queen

I'm deeply confused.
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>>32230569
Did you not see last thread? Raindrops is Queen of the Sky now.
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>>32230569
>>32230590
Check the archives, there was a whole big thing.
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>>32230590
It's Raindrops. QotW and Raindrops are making werewolves together.
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>>32230569
yeah Queendrops is definitely canon since last thread and the U-Boats immediately resurged with a vengeance.
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>>32230466
Drink with zombie chick, I think.
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>>32230586
No need to pretend like he isn't you, faggot. Nobody else wants you around.
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>>32230603
Werewolves?
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>>32230671
It's the proper term.
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"Well, can you get Raindrops? I figured I'd just get some stuff of you two together."

QotW: "Certainly! I shall return."

>Queen of the World leaves Rena alone with her drink. She spots Jiang-Shi and sits beside her.

"Hey."

JS: "Oh boy... What do -you- want?"

"Nothing. Just wanted to say hi."

JS: "Well can you not? I'm having a bad day already and you being near me makes it worse."

"What happened?"

JS: "... Fuck it, not like there's anyone else to talk to. I just broke up with my boyfriend."

"Aw, why?"

JS: "Well turns out every guy I go out with thinks the zombie thing is just a Villain act. It's just... Bleh."

>She drinks some more.

JS: "I'm glad I can still get drunk, at least... Fuck, I mean... Don't they know that zombies need love too? I'm still a human dammit..."

Huh... I didn't know she'd have that kind of problem. Not sure what to say...
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>>32230569
>>32230590
didn't you read last thread?
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>>32230695
tell her caffo doesn't discriminate
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>>32230695
Tell her you're filming this right now so if she wants she can talk about what sort of boyfriend she's looking for. Maybe someone will see it and give her a call!

Also you still haven't given her her hat back, Rena. At least buy her a new one if you don't want to give up any of the hats you stole.
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>>32230708
i think she may be straight /u/-boat, sorry man.
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>>32230695
Well, Caffornicator isn't picky. And hey, if we film this impromptu interview of her, she may have a bunch of necrophile admirers coming out of the woodwork to meet her.
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>>32230695
"Have you tried dating a necrophiliac? Maybe you can find a guy at the cemetery or the morgue or something."
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>>32230695
"Yeah, I see how that can be a problem, but I'm sure it'll work out in the end. You just need to find someone who loves you for who you are."
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>>32230695
has she tried girls yet?
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>>32230681
For what?
>>32230695
"That's a shame. What are you looking for in a guy? Other than someone who is okay with you being a zombie, I mean."
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>>32230695
I know a guy named Furuya who has a thing for zombies.
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>>32230695
That's terrible! And NONE of them are okay with it?

Well, I'm kind of filming right now. If you want I could cut it out, but if people find out that it's a real thing and not just a villain schtick, maybe the guys you find will be more accepting?
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>>32230740
>For what?
/u/ love
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>>32230695
Why would they think it was an act?

I mean, we didn't really see any of her powers, but someone she called her boyfriend would have to have known it wasn't just an act.
Right?
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>>32230695
Have you considered finding a nice undead boyfriend?
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>>32230695
Caffornicator is desperate enough not to care!
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>>32230695
just give her your alcohol, there is really nothing to say.
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>>32230695
It's okay. We all go through relationship trouble. I'm sure there's somebody out there right for you.

Any cute undead guys around?
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>>32230695
Have you considered becoming another monster? It's hard enough to find love in this world, biological restraints need to be minimized. Might be able to hook you up with vampirism or something, maybe.
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I'm sure Shadow Man wouldn't mind, and he's definitely a good guy. Rena should play matchmaker.
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>>32230759
Why is it called "making werewolves"?
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>>32230832
Because that's the proper term. Lesbians are like werewolves.
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>>32230854
they have a switch to make them go nutty?
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>>32230854
So if a lesbian bites a girl, she becomes a lesbian too?

Why hasn't that affected Rena yet?
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>>32230854
How?
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>>32230869
shes denser then a neutronium star thats why.
so i'm assuming even if she did catch a case of the /u/ she wouldn't notice it for a long ass time.
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>>32230869
>implying lycanthropy can penetrate Rena's dense hide.
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"That's horrible... Well what are you looking for in a guy?"

>Jiang-Shi takes a drink.

JS: "I don't know... I guess I just want someone who's nice and maybe a bit romantic? The last time a guy brought me flowers was at my funeral."

"Well, hey. I'm filming this right now so if you want I can post it. Maybe some nice guys can find out you're not just an act."

JS: "Hmm... Sure. Maybe it'll actually work."

QotW: "Rena!"

>Rena turns and sees Queen of the World pushing Raindrops into the club. The archeologist is dressed in Egyptian clothing.

RD: "Do I have to wear this..?"

QotW: "You look great. You need to stop wearing such peasant-like clothing all the time. Peasant Rena, do you agree that she is the most beautiful thing in the world that isn't me?"
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>>32230923
>>32230898
Maybe Rena only becomes a lesbian on full moons.
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>>32230945
"I plead the fifth."
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>>32230945
Aww, she's all flustered.
Give hugs to those two.
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>>32230945
d'awwwwwwww
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>>32230945
Rena, agree and propose a lesbian threesome.
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>>32230945
No, that's ██████
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>>32230945
There needs to be something to accentuate her.

Like, for example, QotW's glasses. That adds something unique and different to her.

So I'm thinking RD needs something similar. Not glasses, obviously. She already has those.
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>>32230945
What's your opinion, Rena?

Personally, I think it looks nice, but it doesn't suit her style. Maybe a longer skirt would look better.
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>>32230945
"I always have a hard time disagreeing with you, Queen."

She will think this means "yes".
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>>32230945
"You look great, Raindrops!"
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>>32230945
Rena! Take a selfie with Raindrops, Queenie and Jiang-Shi!

While making silly faces and/or walking like an Egyptian!
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>>32230966
I don't think Queenie would know what that means
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>>32230966
>yfw The Fifth is a battle bot
>Queenie thinks we just said a hunk of steel was better looking than Raindrops
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>>32230945
You could just straight up tell her you have no idea because you don't understand beauty.
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>>32231093
Rena understands beauty just fine, she's not asexual.
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>>32231100
>she's not asexual
But she is.
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>>32230945
A bit longer skirt and she'd be the perfect sexy librarian character.
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>>32231135
I somehow typed "not" instead of "just" and completely inverted my post's meaning.
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>>32231135
she had a boyfriend /u/
just because she isn't hitting in bridgette doesn't mean shes asexual yo, just dense as fuck.
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>>32231157
Were you here for when she described her relationship with said boyfriend?
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"I think she looks great."

QotW: "Thank you for agreeing with me."

>The Queen hugs her from behind and smiles.

QotW: "Other than myself I can not think of someone who pulls this off better."

RD: "Perhaps we can make the skirt a bit longer..."

QotW: "If that is what you desire. Wait... My Queen, why are you wearing those garments again? It's not traditional."

RD: "I know but I feel better with-"

QotW: "It clashes with the outfit! This is why you do not feel good in this! We must fix this now!"

>QotW fixes Raindrop's outfit.

Camera: "Battery has run out."

"..."
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>>32231208
Suddenly I realize that FCC man's job isn't an easy one.
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>>32231208
Recharge battery. Then check in on Sparkle and Ben. If the internet has taught me anything, it's that the market for cute eats all other markets.
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>>32231208

That bit is getting cut
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>>32231208
>Once Raindrops is all set up Rena insists that the three of them take a picture to sort of wrap up the whole video.
>Rena brings out her camera and takes a quick picture.

"Thanks for letting me film you guys. I'm gonna go put this online."

RD: "You filmed all that!?"

"Not the last bit."

RD: "Still!"

QotW: "Don't worry. There is nothing wrong with the world admiring your form."

RD: "I... Fine. Whatever."

"I'll see you guys later!"

>Rena hugs the two of them and takes the camera back to her home. With Robomaid's help she's able to cut together a video showcasing the Villain's daily lives.

I think this will do it. Now we just gotta put it online and check the views.
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>>32231208
Rena's face just screams "huh. So -that's- what an archaeologist's ladyparts look like."
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>>32231271
>online
No you fool FCC Man can control the Heronet that will do nothing
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>>32231208
Oh my god did QotW just take her panties
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>>32231271
You DID cut out the lewd parts, right? Otherwise FCC-Man is gonna blow his top.
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>>32231271
The views aren't as high as they would be if you got magical girl sparkle on there.
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>>32231271
If you put it online, FCC-man will stop you!

What you need to do is go meet with the Pirates in person and add it to their illicit distribution network as your contribution. Start building cred as an underground video creator/distributor.
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>>32231271
looks like the internet will crash.
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>>32231271
>Rena wakes up early the next day and checks the views for her video.

Holy crap.
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>>32231353
Or we can do both. Maybe send Jade Revolver or someone with a copy in case FCC man tries to confiscate it from us?
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>>32231271
No, no, you've got to plan ahead. Here's what to do:

1: Find the Freedom Pirates and offer to share the footage with them in exchange for all the stuff they have on FCC-Man.
2: Give the footage to him, because that's what he's really worried about.
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>>32231398
Holy shit.
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>>32231398
Well now we know. Tell FCC-Man about it. Also call Bridgette and tell her "holy crap."
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>>32231398
>only 5 minutes
Ok
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>>32231398
Only 5:23 in length? But we had hours of footage! What went wrong!?
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>>32231398
lol.
also whats with cynthia being there?
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>>32231398
Well FCC man, guess who's WROOOOONG?

Quick, get monetizing this.
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>>32231398

Oh dear.

Rena is so dead.
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>>32231398
What's the like/dislike ratio?
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>>32231426
Rena thought editing meant taking the good parts and uploading each individually.
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>>32231398
Check some of the comments. How are people reacting to seeing the more human side of their Heroes and Villains?
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>>32231398
Cynthia is going to kill Rena many times over.
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>>32231398
Ah-ha! Proof that FCC-Man is way to harsh with censorship!

...wait, you put it on Youtube? Well, it's gonna get taken down in about another day.
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>>32231398
Congrats, Rena.

I hope you're cool with the implications of this.

Big Boss is going to film you doing regular people things, like pooping, and sell it. He's a moneygrubbing machine.
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>>32231446
rena is 100% dead.

Cynthia is going to do THINGS to her.
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>>32231398
Tell FCC-Man that the audience exists, and it is huge and full of money.
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>>32231398
When people question anything about this, claim that it was only possible because of your Aura of Normality. The power of the Aura is great indeed, as many a villain has told you.
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>>32231398
You are going to find yourself wishing for a death that will never come after Cynthia finds out about this.
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>>32231456
I'd buy a tape
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>>32231435
Rena probably edited the different segments into separate videos
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>>32231469
Lewd things? Because that'd get views.
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>>32231398
how can there be 2 million views in a 500k pop city?
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>>32231507
I'm willing to bet 75% of the views are JR.
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>>32231507
people viewing it on multiple IPs
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>>32231456
her Mario Kart secrets will become public knowledge!
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>>32231507
Replay button abuse.
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>>32231529
NOOOO
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>>32231507
I'm thinking the city is more like the size of New York. It should be pretty big.
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>>32231507
magic.
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>>32231507
Cross-dimensional downloads.
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>>32231591
>the Internet is connected to other realities

I've always suspected this, given the number of humans posting.
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>>32231398
oh wait LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
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>>32231398
NEED MORE INFO, SCROLL DOWN PLEASE.
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>>32231612

Toastmaster Spiders
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>>32231636
>>32231616
The majority of them will be fetish discussions
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>>32231426
It only let me put it into chunks... This is part one out of, like, twenty.

>Rena scrolls down to see some of the comments. Almost all of them are positive in nature and express a clear desire for more of this stuff.
>Others say that this really opened their eyes to Villains.
>A few say that Monster Master has some big boobs.
>But overall it's very positive.

>Robomaid informs her that FCC-Man called. He saw the reception that the video got and would actually like to discuss a new video plan with Rena.

Ha, I knew this would work.

>Rena heads off to the Hero Association.
>As she walks she feels something thick and powerful suddenly coil around her. Before she can even react she is dragged towards a smiling Monster Master. Long blades replace her hands and her fangs are in full view.

MM++: "Rena~ I saw the video~ I was wondering if perhaps I could give you a little bit of creative advice~"

"I... I'm so sorry..."

MM++: "Don't worry dear sweet little Rena~ I'm not mad~"

"Please be gentle..."

MM++: "I won't~"
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>>32231649
Majority will be calling for incestuous /u/.
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>>32231616
>>32231636
You guys aren't actually suggesting that we read YouTube comments? And take them seriously?
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>>32231670
Goodbye Rena, it's been fun.
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>>32231670
Scream for Caffornicator. Only she can save you now.
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>>32231670

Cynthia~ Make a video out of it~
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>>32231670

run, run like the wind and never look back!
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>>32231670
GOOOOODBYE, RENA
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>>32231670
this kills the rena.
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>>32231670
>Vampire Rena, round 3
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>>32231670
Through Caffornicator, salvation!
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>>32231670
rip rena, asexual hero
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>>32231670
i hope being fit helped to whatever Cynthia did.

thanks for running the quest!
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Alright, chapter is archived and over. Dangerously close to a 404 once again. Thanks again for reading everyone. This chapter certainly did not turn out as I'd anticipated but it was very fun. As usual I'll post the start time for the next chapter on twitter.
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>>32231731
What did you anticipate?
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>>32231670
See, this is why you should always carry shurikens around.
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>>32231670
More Vampire Rena!

Or maybe Lamia Rena! Or Werewolf Rena! Or Spidergirl Rena!
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>>32231731
>cynthia with legs
holy shit.
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>>32231771
she's ruined
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>>32231731
Christmas cake is truly best cake.
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>>32231749
I expected everyone to go after the Freedom Pirates. I had someone set up to be their boss and everything but the idea of just hanging out and filming Villains was too cute to turn down.
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>>32231792
>dem sex predator eyes
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>>32231792
needs moar eyebrows
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>>32231792
2cute
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>>32231670
RIP rena.
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>>32231792
well rena will still meet them, eventually.

probably.
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>>32231792
>going after what seems like a good thing
>implying /tg/ will not derail the quest in the most wonderful way everytime.
lol
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>>32231792
I suppose Rena could parley with them at some point.
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>>32231842
>good thing
They're spying on heroes and selling footage of their private lives without their permission.
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>>32231842
Maybe there is something bad about the Pirates that we're just not thinking of
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>>32231808
More like Fujoshi eyes.
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>>32231868
More like they're taking footage of their private lives that somebody else secretly took without their permission and selling them.
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>>32231731
Thanks for Running!

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and that I'll be splitting the ebook into two parts next time I update it.
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>>32231842
Maybe he was banking on us wanting that favor. I mean, future uncensored lewds - I'm surprised we didn't stay on course for that
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>>32231868
FCC-Man is the one doing the spying though.
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>>32231918
They're paperazzi.

Which makes them evil.
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>>32231929
We were looking to uncensor ALL the lewds instead of just one.
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So, next time we come to the quest rena's going to be hospitalized in a cast, right?
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>>32232005
Rena's going to be a head on life support, and that's about it.
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>>32232005
I don't think Rena's going to be around anymore, anon.
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>>32232005
>>32232029
man, when do we get strong enough to take on MM++
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>>32232005
Rena will probably wake up in a web again.

Which is okay, because we got plenty of PoV characters to choose from.
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>>32231992
So you're saying we kill the FCC-Man?
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>>32232042
We should add sharp blades to our costume. Most of her attacks involve grappling.
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>>32232059
>Rena
>killing anyone
We turn him into PPV-Man.
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>>32232092
That's his villainous counterpart.
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>>32231398
BUT WAIT

WHAT DID THE COMMENTS SAY ABOUT ZOMBIE GIRL?
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>>32232194
Most of them were nice and they sympathized with her.
Others were either mean or just plain creepy.

>>32231920
Thanks for keeping that ebook updated. You have no idea how useful that thing can be when I need to double check something.
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>>32232218
Why are her hands dark?
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>>32232273
Gloves
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>>32232218
I am glad you went for the hero-version of the villain piracy thing.

The best type of justice.

Please don't kill rena too hard.
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>>32232273
All magical girls wear gloves over their hands for reasons that are never fully explained to them.
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>>32232290
It's okay, even if this Rena dies, there is another
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>>32232218
How is she taking the comments
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>>32231792
dose brows
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>>32232350
Orally. With a glass of water.
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>>32231827
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>>32232448
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We're up to 578 posts in this thread. Not as long as the last, but still pretty hefty.
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