>>32208687
>>Rush over and see what you can do.

Not expecting the fainting, gotta admit

>>32208687
>Faint

>>32208687
>>Rush over and see what you can do.

>>32208687
>Rush over and see what you can do.

>>32208687
>Rush over and see what you can do.

Looks like you're helping.

Writing.

>>32208687
>>Rush over and see what you can do.

>Rush over and see what you can do.

Goddamn it Guide I need sleep

>>32209334
no, you dont!

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>>32208687
You may not know very much, but you do follow your instincts very well. And you instinctively rush over to Akeno even as she falls. Sliding to your knees next to her head, you take it in your hands and lift it.

“Akeno, Akeno,” you say, running your hand through her hair, getting it out of her face.

Luckily she seems to have only fainted briefly; quickly waking up as you touch her face, the others gathering around as well, though the reaper girl seems to be maintaining a distance from her.

“Wha…” Akeno wakes up slowly, eyes focusing on your face as you look down worriedly.

“Are you ok?” you ask her, confused as to why such a strong girl fainted at the sight of your new guests.

“What?” she says, looking around, then catching sight of your new guests again, she draws closer to you, as if you’re going to protect her from them.

“Keep them away,” she says, eyes locked on the angelic visitors, “Please.”

“Akeno?” you ask confused, “I don’t think….”

“Please,” she says again, “I can explain, just not here.”

Her face is…anxious, scared even.

>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.
>Try to talk her down.
>She’s obviously messed up, take her somewhere else.
>Other.

>>32208687
>>Ask if any of the angels are good at healing. They are angels after all...

>>32209403
>She’s obviously messed up, take her somewhere else.

Oh, right. We probably should have thought about that.

>>32209403
>>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.

Time to find out what we just got ourselves into.

>>32209403
>Take Akeno upstairs, see what's up.

This is ... interesting.

Rolled 9

>>32209403
>>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.

PLOT.

>>32209403
>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.

>>32209403
>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.
>Akeno isn't feeling so great everyone. She wants me to take her to her room. I'll be back soon.

This is hardly subtle, but let's try to salvage it if we can.

>>32209403
>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.
Time for PLOT

>>32209403
>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.

>>32209403
>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.

>>32209462
I don't think we need to be subtle. I don't think she's whispered anything other than that she'll explain somewhere else.

Can always just explain it as being weirded out by the angels in our home.

>>32209403

I think my contribution is moot, but
>Take Akeno upstairs, see what’s up.

>>32209403
>>She’s obviously messed up, take her somewhere else.
Let's just get her away from the angels for now.

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Threadly reminded that Nanoha Takamachi is a potential harem member and we have done NOTHING to induct her into our harem.

>>32209666
Too busy getting railroaded towards kaede.

Looks like you're learning about Akeno more.

Writing.

>>32209666
>666

So...does that mean we should start pushing for Nanoha, or start running from her?

>>32209666
Because she done nothing to us want to approach her.

The only thing she done was shooting a laser at us and said sorry.

>>32209666
I can't imagine Nanoha in a situation where she's straight.

>>32209705

Yes,

>>32209666
>>32209679

We could probably throw protagonist points at it until she reappears if we really wanted to talk to them, ProtagPoints have solved all of our problems so far.

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>>32209679
Maybe if you weren't such a faggot and pushed for her Guide would know there's interest for her.

>>32209705
>>32209716
>>32209720
>>32209724
C'mon guys. Are you saying that after that asswhoppin' you don't wanna get BEFRIENDED!?

>>32209762
Guide pushed us towards kaede without any interest at all on our part, so no, I don't think expressing interest matters.

>>32209762
...Nah.

Not into BDSM

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>>32209787
>not liking best girl
>mfw

>>32209799
But you're into Karasuba?

>>32209787
There was no "pushing towards her".
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>32209818
>liking literal shit

scat fetish pls go

>>32209762
The more she loves us, the bigger her lasers will be.

keeping that in mind,being in a harem means that she gets even more lovers, making the laser almost infinitely powerful.

There is nothing that could stop us.

>>32209818
That was just training. We got mad gains from fighting her.

we get nothing from being 'befriended' from her but losing protag points most likely.

So nah.

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>>32209840
>Trying this hard

Look at this faggot and laugh.

>>32209847

This guy gets it!

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>This argument again

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>>32209855

>>32209870
It keeps us entertained while we wait for the next update.

Heeyyyyy, I have an idea. Stop replying.

>>32209855
We get (almost) nothing for adding any of the girls to the harem, whats your point?

Besides, Nanoha's lasers are powered by love and friendship.

>>32209894
I miss the days when we discussed iron man suits, and power bracelets. And just anything that came up. Instead of getting into a shit-war of attrition.

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>>32209679
>>32209787
>>32209840
>>32209894

>>32209930
If we all just ignore the guys bitchin' about Kaede being 'shoved down our throats' we should be fine.

>>32209930
I'm starting to wonder how we would go about that.

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>>32209856

>>32210023
Go about what exactly?

>>32210030
Not gonna lie. I chuckled.

Hey Guide, might want to hurry on that archive before some dumb fuck gets to it...

Because of this quest I have:
Read sekirei
Watched demon king daimao
Downloaded kamidori
Gained a renewed appetite for harem anime
And
Remembered Tenchi Muyo fondly.

How about you guys?

>>32210075
I've googled.
A lot.
Because I'm lazy.

>>32210040
Making an Iron Man suit. There is more to it than slapping runes on full plate.

>>32210075
>read Sekirei
Ages before this quest, but yes.

>Gained a renewed appetite for harem anime
Any recommendations? Don't know any off the top of my head I haven't read/watched yet that I can stand.

>Remembered Tenchi Muyo fondly
Not the best series ever, but I nostalgia hard for it. Ryoko was my first crush.

>>32210075
I've been burning through Clannad between updates pretty quick. Maybe I'll look at Sekirei, I've been meaning to do that.

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>>32209403
“Alright,” you say to her, nodding. Looking up at the rest of the group, you find a small bubble around you, with the angels a little farther away than the rest. You aren’t sure if they heard you or not, but they don’t seem to be particularly perturbed in any way that you can see.

“She’s alright,” you say a little louder, making sure everyone else can hear you, including the angels, “Just a little tired and weak.” It’s one of the more clichéd lines to ever grace a show, but it works just as well here as anywhere else, with everyone nodding and backing off so you can help Akeno to her feet.

“Do you need any help?” Kaname asks Akeno as you let her lean against you.

“I’m fine,” she replies, holding onto you, “I’m just going to go get some rest. John can help me.”

“Alright,” says Kaname, eyeing the two of you, but not stopping you as you turn towards the stairs, Akeno perhaps leaning on you more than truly necessary as you go up.

Once you make it into her room, she stops leaning on you, turning it into a hug, your arms wrapping about her in mild surprise as she holds you close.

Finally she breaks the hug, turning away from you.

“You wanted to know why I didn’t like the angels, right?” she asks, back turned towards you.

“It’s really rather simple,” she says, some wings spouting from her back, “I’m a devil.”

It’s clear she expects some kind of judgment from you.

>Yes and…?
>Cool.
>Uhm…is that bad?
>Other.

I know you guys know this but...

>>32210075
I finished my first playthrough of Kamidori, although I've yet to reread the last few threads that deal with the angels and the Reaper.
On a side note I'm fairly sure Wil multiclassed into bard at some point in chapter 3.

>>32210144
>>Yes and…?
>>Uhm…is that bad?

>>32210144
>Yes and...?

>>32210144
>Cool.
>If they were against you on that principle, they'd probably be firing on you by now.
>That said, would you prefer to keep that aspect of you under wraps?
>Keep in mind, they're here for me. If they go after you I can tell them to fuck off.\

Something to that affect.

>>32210144
> blurt out "You look like an angel to me."

>>32210144
>>Yes and…?

"Is it going to be a problem with them? Or are you more or less allowed to do whatever as long as you're not being EVILEVILEVIL?

>>32210144
>Cool.

We're seeing all sorts of interesting things today.

>>32210144
> Cool.
> Uhm...is that bad?

>>32210144
So more like Akumo, amirite?

>>32210144
>>32210184
>>32210188
>>32210192

Some combination of these

>>32210144
>Cool.
>Uhm…is that bad?

>>32210144
>Cool.

If Melodiana can tolerate Sharty's existence in Kamidori, the worst Akeno has to deal with is avoidance.

>>32210144
I like these>>32210184
>>32210188

>>32210188
Have you ever seen a girl?

>>32210144
>>Yes and…?

Unconditional approval, but doesn't make a big deal of it.

>>32210341
You found it cringeworthy, right? That's the point.

>>32210144
>Yes and…?

Looks like you guys don't care. Not that I expected any different.

Writing.

>>32210235
Eh, Sharty's a bit less malicious and slightly less perverted than Akeno, lacking her sadism and... Akenoness.

Besides, wr have to worry about Elizasleyn too, who if my memory is not failing me can be adequately described as 'angel bitch'.

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>>32210433
Good show on the archive, mate.

Waiting warmly.

It is rather rare for us to do any response that you cannot predict anyway. We have one mind where plot is concerned.

'And yet you're still a thousand times safer to be around than my gym teacher!'

>>32210113
>Clannad
pretty funny, very chaste, not a fan of the girl who wins. Protagonist is awesome.
>Kanon
Sad girls in snow, you will cry if you still have a soul.
>Hayate the combat butler
Mostly comedy, fair amounts of loli and a hint of ss.
>Hataraku Mao-sama
The demon king works at WcDonalds. The hero works at a calling center. Bait and switch and switch again between epic fantasy and modern slice of life comedy.
>The World God Only Knows
Dating sim savant has to romance real girls in order to capture souls released from hell. Very nice visuals, meta-oriented protagonist.
> Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei
A suicidal teacher teaches a class of very strange girls. Lots of cultural commentary about japan, a really good ending song.

Reverse Harem:
> Ouran Host Club
Scholarship girl shanghaied into a host club. Does well as an unsprung reverse trap. If the female gaze shots disturb you, there are girls blushing and whatnot in the background. focus on them.
> Fruits Basket
Short skirts EVERYWHERE. and zodiac bimorphs of both genders.

Honorable Mention:
>School Rumble
Love dodecahedron, good selection of attractive girls and acceptable guys.

>>32210580
>The World God Only Knows
Oh god, I dropped that series during the arc where that chick got petrified and the angels showed up. I mean god, it never fucking ended.

Yui was best girl, though.

>>32210580
>Clannad
Yep.
>Kanon
Yep.
>Hayate
Eeeeeeeh. I spotted some potential for black comedy, but it just never clicked for me, no matter how far I read
>Hataraku Mao-sama
That's some funny shit. Epic opening episode.
>The World God Only Knows
Bretty gud, but lost interest after a while.
>Sayonara
Eh.

>Everything else
Eh.

To busy thinking about Godzilla to watch another harem anime, maybe later

>>32210622
>he never got to the time travel arc

you don't even know.

>>32210580
>Clannad
>pnot a fan of the girl who wins.

Your opinion is different from my own but no less valid. DLing Kanon from what you've said though, thanks!

>>32210641
Would you watch a godzilla harem anime?

Rolled 52

>>32210677
yes

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>>32210677
Nigga I'd watch the shit out of that.

>>32210677
>Godzilla harem anime
>Reverse trap Godzilla
>Glorious Milfthra
>Ghidorah triplets

Oh yes.

>>32210677
A harem anime where all the interests are Godzilla, or where the protagonist is Godzilla?

>>32210677
>We can't, MUTO-chan! What if someone sees us?

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>>32210144
“Cool,” you say, looking at the wings, “Does that mean you can fly then?”

Akeno looks back at you, face still a little concerned.

“You don’t care?” she asks.

“No, should I?” you ask.

“No…” she says, turning back towards, a soft smile on her face. She turns back towards you, hugging you again, wings wrapping around you slightly as well.

“Is that why you were scared of them?” you ask, holding her back.

“Yes,” she says, gripping you tightly, “Where I’m from, angels and demons don’t get along at all. And you can feel…feel how strong they are.”

“I don’t think it’s that big of a deal,” you say, “They aren’t exactly trying to kill the other girl down there.”

“Yeah…” Akeno holds you tightly, still obviously a little nervous about the whole thing.

“Do you want it to still be a secret?” you ask her, “I don’t think anyone will really care, but if you want I won’t tell.”

“I…I’d like that,” she says, finally releasing you, “I don’t think I’m comfortable with anyone else knowing that I’m a devil right now.”

“Alright,” you say, grinning a little, “But personally I think you’re more of an angel than anything.”

Akeno chuckles at you, giving you a kiss on the cheek, “You’re still horrible with the lines,” she says, “But, I guess that’s what I like about you.”

There’s a slight pause as her hand trails down your chest, pausing briefly, before she pushes you back.

“I need to take a minute,” she says, “Collect myself. Thanks.”

You nod, taking a step outside as Akeno closes the door behind you.

You’re now free, at least for a bit.

>Go talk to…
>Work on…
>Cook lunch.
>Timeskip…
>Other.

>>32210738
Protaginist is godzi;;a

>>32210622
I agree about the whole angel thing.
Kusunoki Kasuga, for me.
Of course, I also liked Motoko the most from Love Hina.

>>32210750
>Work on that shit the witch bitches wanted

>>32210750
>>Go talk to…
The angels. What are the consequences of judgement?

>>32210731
>eternal rival Mecha-Godsilla

>>32210750
>Cook lunch.

>>32210750
Cook Lunch for everyone we need our amazing cooking skills up in here. Also our cooking skills need to save us at some point.

>>32210750
>Work on…

Witchball gear. We should probably get that done sooner rather than later.

>>32210750
>Cook lunch.
>See how our girls are handling the new boarders.

>>32210750
>Cook Lunch
Then
>Work on Witchball job

>>32210750
> Cook lunch
We have three angels and a devil to convince of our divinity.

>>32210812
When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES.

>>32210750
>>Cook lunch.
Prepare thine feast.

>>32210803
agree.

>>32210750
Work on the magic iron man battlesuits.

Make sure there is a flaming skull on there somewhere, because Jenkins.

>>32210812
You mean three angels and a dead person, anon.

The devil is already convinced.

>>32210750
>>Cook lunch.
It has been a busy morning. We need to provide sustenance to ourselves and our lovely companions.

I'm cool with other options too though.

summon jenkins to annoy the girls while we cook food.

>>32210873
i oppose this

>>32210873
hey guys lets commit suicide by angel trio

>>32210873
I rescind my earlier statment

>>32210873
i support this

>>32210835
Three angels and a reaper, to clarify

>>32210873
No

Well, looks like cooking is your go to thing.

>>32210873
Hey, how about we summon Jenkins to the Elemental Plane of Forgotten Bad Ideas?

>>32210925
How about we banish him permanently to the Elemental Plan of Forgotten Bad Ideas

>>32210951
How about we weaponize the Elemental Plane of Forgotten Bad Ideas?

We could ask the harem about their familiars, I guess?

>>32210812
Heh, supporting this

>>32210972
How about we cause the elemental plane of forgotten bad ideas to collapse in on itself, thus causing it to be forgotten by the universe and ensuring that every bad idea shall stay in everyone's consciousness forever, thus causing them to eventually commit suicide out of shame?

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Man fuck Jenkins, if we're going to be stuck with an annoying familliar that won't shut up, we should at least get one that's useful.

Pic related.

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>>32210973
>We could ask the harem about their familiars, I guess?
And their familiars become members of our harem! Brilliant!

Pic related

>>32211066
What is that from?

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>>32211066
That's being pretty optimistic, anon.

>>32211066
Effectively doubling the size of our harem! Genius!

I'm 105% okay with it if they all look like that.

>>32211120
If they look like that we can point them at Jenkins and he can harem it up in wherever familiars go when they're not active.

>>32211066
>We convince them to summon their familiars
>Akenos is Rias
>Sweet, deliciously curved irony

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>>32211120
>>32211167
Let's make it happen, gentlemen.

>>32211207
>Wanting to add more to the harem
>We can't even find time to increase affection on the ones we have already

Poor life choices.

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Now I'm normally the guy egging on the shenanigans, but can expanding the harem wait until John's continued survival is assured?

>>32211340
POR QUEEEEEEEE!!
I love that shit.

>>32211340
>continued survival
>not already assured
Nigga I don't think you understand how strong our harem is

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>>32210750
You shake your head. It’s been a busy morning, after a busy night and you need, to, COOK! Besides the fact that you have four new guests downstairs, you also happen to find cooking therapeutic.

So, down the stairs you head, a pep in your step for the first time in what seems like a long time.

Your guests are still there, well housemates now actually but they’re still new so you don’t really think of them that way quite yet.

As you start to dig into the fridge, the angel in white with the long name…Eli whatever, takes an interest in you and observes you over your shoulder.

“You were serious,” she says, sounding surprised, “You’re actually going to cook.”

“I’m always serious about cooking,” you say, ignoring how she’s hovering rather close to you. It’s not that you don’t appreciate her form, but it’s the fact you’ve had even more, closer to you, for quite a while now.

“Are you any good?” she asks, still hovering close as you pull out ingredients and wave at you magical instruments.

“Very,” you say with no false pride, “I’ve met a few people as good as me, but not any that I would call “better”.”

“I’m looking forward to it,” she says, still hovering close to you.

You look at her, mildly off put by the proximity. “Is there a reason you’re hovering so close to me?” you ask as your instruments keep working.

“You smell delicious,” she says, face in what can only be described as a “lewd” position, “Very manly. I’m just not sure why you haven’t…consummated, your relationships yet.

You eye her, finishing your lunch preparation.

>Why do you care?
>None of your businesss.
>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.
>Other.
>Going to need a 1d100+50 and some suggestions on what you made for lunch is important, lunch not so much.

>>32211372
>what you made for lunch is important, lunch not so much.

huh?

Rolled 67 + 5

>>32211372
>I'm saving myself for marriage.
>But really, I haven't done it yet because my relationships aren't close enough yet. If they don't want it, neither do I.

Rolled 85 + 50

>>32211372
>Why do you care?
But in a more serious tone instead of just putting it off.
>on what you made for lunch is important, lunch not so much.
Hah?

Rolled 10 + 50

>>32211372
>Other.
"I can be patient, and I've been so busy I haven't had much time alone with any of them".

Rolled 61 + 50

>>32211372
>>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.

Rolled 76 + 50

>>32211372
>>Why do you care?
We are making Stromboli.

Rolled 21 + 50

>>32211372
>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.

The Mind of Steel permits no distractions.

>>32211402
>>32211372
Dice roll is important.

Sorry.

Rolled 60 + 50

>>32211372

Something japanese, since all of the girls like that. Maybe curry for lunch?

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Thank you, Shokugeki no Soma folder. Here's lunch.

Rolled 45 + 50

>>32211372
>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.

Disregard angels, obtain consumables.

>>32211372
>>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.

Rolled 93

>>32211372
>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.
I say let's make the best damn sandwiches ever

Rolled 64 + 50

>>32211372
>Why do you care?

>>32211372
As to lunch ideas... I've always been partial to Mediterranean stuff: pitas with falafel, hummus, tabbouleh, etc. As I understand, though, good falafel can be hard to make at home, and a generically Japanese protagonist is unlikely to have heard of it.

>>32211372
>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.
this show is rated PG-13 you slut

>>32211485
Sandwiches OP pls nerf

>>32211497
>implying we're not going to start with the orgy after dinner

Rolled 55 + 50

Paella Valenciana

>>32211372
>>Ignore lewd angel, proceed with making her mouth orgasm.

Who gives a shit what lunch is, all I know is that dessert is Devil's food cake

>>32211467
>dat patriot in the bottom right

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Obviously we're going to serve some delicious Jelly Filled Donuts.

>>32211497
>implying we're not in a VN

We're building up to that shit, mang.

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>>32211467
Let's go with the roast pork made out of potatoes.

>>32211497
well... we don't know that.

It could be a hentai, with a very VERY slow start.
Or maybe this is one of those "special" episodes they put out from time to time

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>>32211541

>>32210468
>Waiting warmly.

Who /FQ/ here?

>>32211561
Counter Point: /tg/ is a work-safe board

>>32211577
You realize fuck quest is on this board, right?

>>32211577
Counter-Counter point: Fade-To-Blacks go in a linked Pastebin.

>>32211577
Not agreeing with the hentai anon, but that is what pastebins are for, usually.

>>32211577
pffft
You know how much smut is put up on here? look at heretical love, Text based adventure, all that shit.

>>32211427
Looks like you're making some rather awesome curry with that roll. And ignoring lewd angel.

Writing.

>>32211577
Counter counter point: smut threads, Waifu Robo Quest, FTB+ pastebin

>>32211617
It'd better be curry sandwiches.

Rolled 53 + 50

curry buns

>>32211577
but it can happen in universe, off camera.
As for why we haven't, it's because we respect the girls too much, and haven't gotten to that point in the relationship yet.
Heaven help lewd angel if she doubts our devotion to our waifus.

>>32211577
Are you kidding? Have you seen the amount of
hand-holding on this board?

>>32211577
Counter Counter point: /tg/ is /d/lite

>>32211650
Well...
Honestly, I've seen way more text based smut on here that I have on /d/.

>>32211647
Jesus christ mate, I don't think thats even appropriate if you DO spoiler

>>32211669
/d/ can get away with lewd images, we have to make do with text

>>32211669
because we can't post the pictures

>>32211647
Dude. not cool.
That phrasing is just too crude.
We call it interdigitation in these parts.

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>>32211628
Curry sandwiches?

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>>32211628
>curry sandwiches.

>>32211728
>>32211728
>>32211728
try curry buns like black butler

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>>32211713
>>32211689
Ain't even gonna spoiler

>>32211728
2 things
1. We were discussing sandwiches, so I made a joke
2. Did you mean to post that picture? cause I'm liking the title.

>>32211758
THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING, GOD YOU'RE A FUCKING DEGENERATE

>>32211758
OH GOD
Where's a mod when you need one?!

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>>32211785
>>32211786

alas, this one has unremovable censor mosaic

Can't believe how many of you are willing to defile the purity that is curry by using bread.

>>32211786
Engaging in interdigitation with their beloved spouses, of course.

The perverts. The inmates are running the asylum.

>>32211772
Actually, curry sandwiches are a thing
They're fucking delicious.

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>>32211772
I did.

Just like this one.

>>32211801
HOLY SHIT, MAN.
Why don't you cool it before you get a lifetime ban?

>>32211758
>those interlocking fingers
>That wedding ring

Called the police, called the FBI, called the NSA, called your parents, hacked the pentagon, launched the ICBMs, reported to Moot.

>>32211845
I like that reporting to moot happens after the ICBM

4chan:we have our priorities straight.

>>32211830
Everything about that picture is sex.

>>32211859
well, yeah. we don't want to go overboard TOO fast.

>>32211861
Luckily the words are gone, otherwise moot would send his kill teams after me.

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I don't see why everyone is up in arms about this.

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>>32211842
AHAHAHAHAHA

I'M POSTING UNCENSORED HANDHOLDING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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>>32211830

>>32211911
>>32211904
YOU SICK MONSTER!

>>32211911
>3 frames

good god that's horrific from a technical standpoint.

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>>32211904
>I don't see why everyone is up in arms about this.
I DO

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>>32211911

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>>32211939
ITT bestiality

>>32211943
It's five frames, you ignorant fuck.

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Can't we just talk about vases?

>>32211968
Get that shit back to /d/ where it belongs you pervert!

>>32211938
You don't know the half of it buddy.

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>>32211968
That picture makes my eyes hurt.

Side note. Enchanting vases to have sassy women singing on it.

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>>32211968
no.but we can discuss COASTERS

Dear god Guide, hurry up before this thread descends into such depths of depravity that it can't be salvaged.

>>32212006
We should absolutely do this.

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>>32211953

>>32212012
TOO LATE, THE SPAWN OF SATAN HAS ARRIVED>>32212007

>>32211902
>Desire to know more intensifies.

>>32212012
>implying he isn't one of the worst offenders

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>>32212007

>>32212066
hey man, it's just a table. it's not like a little water is gonna hurt it

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>>32212036

>>32212066
The only response to that is to write out 'come at me bro' in water on the table.

>>32211372
You eye her and then shake your head, ignoring her query altogether. It’s not only none of her business, but it’s also something that you yourself haven’t thought about very much either. Sure, some of the girls, Tatsuko and Akeno come to mind first, have been rather forward about their physical affection, but you’ve never done more than cuddle. Ok, well there was that time you groped Kaname’s butt, but it was RIGHT THERE man. And really that wasn’t very much like what the angel is saying either.

Turning back to your prepared meal, you take the large amount of prepared curry buns on a tray and carry them towards the table, the smell drifting through the house and calling everyone more effectively than any dinner bell invented by man.

As everyone gathers, including a fresh faced Akeno and the four newcomers, looks are exchanged, but eventually everyone focuses on the most important thing at hand. Eating your delicious food.

The girls are used to it, at least as used to it as they can be. But the angels by the looks of it haven’t had anything to eat in a long time. They also almost certainly haven’t had anything near the level of your cooking, judging by the look of near rapture on a couple of the faces. The reaper girl doesn’t seem to make much of a face, but you see the corner of her mouth tick upwards, enough to let you know she enjoyed it as well.

“This is quite good,” says the blonde haired angel, the armored blue hair nodding along. You take their praise well; understatement seems to be their thing so you probably nearly knocked them out of the park with your food.

>All four newcomers get +2 attraction.

As everyone finishes nearly at the same time, you stand. It’s late afternoon, you have things to do and people to possibly talk to.

>Go talk to…
>Work on…
>Timeskip…
>Other.

>>32212012
I'm an enabler, what can I say.

>>32212042
I...it's the five lewdest words in the English language.

>>32212075
Yeah I don't get why /tg/ hate people that don't use coasters.

>>32212097
refer to >>32212078

>>32212112
just use a napkin you pussies

>>32212095
Examine the angel's wings, see if you can't get any ideas for artificial wings out of their build.

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>>32211944
Abbadon shook his head. “You’ll not fool me, daemon! I know you to be a beast of the warp, trying to usurp me! I shall be the one to lead the Host of the Taint to Terra! I’ll carve your eyes from your skull!” He charged forward, as fast as his legs could take him.
“YOU’LL DO NO SUCH THING, YOU PISSANT FAILURE,” the monstrosity roared, and slammed its forelegs into the ground. 130 tons of muscle and bone crashed into the ground, and Abbadon stumbled to a halt, mere meters from the colossal beast. It swept its head down to ground level and tossed the power-armored Chaos Champion aside like a ragdoll.
“YOU SIT DOWN WHILE YOUR BETTERS ARE SPEAKING, ABBADON,” it roared. Abbadon crashed into the ground with a sound like a krak grenade going off in a piano store. “I’VE NO INTEREST IN YOUR WEAKNESS. BUT IF YOU’RE SO SURE YOU WANT TO HOLD MY ATTENTION…” it jumped forward, clear over the crumbling HQ building, and landed with its massive feet together, square on Abbadon’s shoulders. Abbadon screamed in sudden, terrorized agony as his limbs tore from their sockets with a sickening CRUNCH.
The huge creature took a few steps backward, scraping Abbadon’s arms off on the rockcrete. “DO YOU SEE NOW YOUR FAILURE? YOU TURNED FROM MY PATH, AND FOLLOW HORUS INTO FAILURE. AND NOW, YOU HAVE NO ARMS TO LIFT IN DEFIANCE OF MY WILL.”

>>32212078
(Pictures of tables with glasses of liquid on them, without coasters)
-in the arms of an angel-
-fly away from here-

>>32212095
>work on our project for the witchball team.

>>32212095
>>Go talk to…
Melodiana

Ask what happens after judement.

>>32212095
> Talk to: Harem
> About: Familiars

>>32212095
> Work on Witchball project
with possible parallel progress on the iron man initiative.

>>32212095
>Go talk to…
>Nanoha

Have we actually seen her since her intro and joining our dorm? I'm curious as to how she's taking all of this.

>>32212095
make sure Akeno's alright, then talk with Melodiana

>>32212095
>>32212095
>>Go talk to…
Kaname. See if she's interested in participating in the Witchball team project. Also how's she's doing and if there is something you can do for her.
>>Work on…
The witchball-team project

>>32212095
>Work on…
Witchball gear.

Didn't just have time skip not that long ago?

>>32212095
>Work on…witch project

I want fluffy witch tail

>>32212166
I support this!

>>32212095
>>Work on whatever the Witchball team wants.

>>32212095
work on witchball >>32212095
flying devices.

>>32212168
This.
So much this

>>32212095
>Go talk to…
Kaname, for
>Work on…
Witchball gear

>>32212095
>Work on…
Witchball rocket boots

>>32212095
brainstorm with the harem about witchball things

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Goddamnit. All I want is Nanhoa. Should I just not bother, Guide?

>>32212095
>Work on
Witchball gear
>Go talk to…
Kaname, for advice

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Weren't we going to see if Chis was sentient at dinner?

>>32212262
Calm your tits. Everyone is getting added eventually.

>>32212095
>Work on…
Witchball job

>>32212262
[/spoiler]I just want Jenkins back, I know your pain.[/spoiler]

>>32212262
Don't despair anon. I have heard your call. Unfortunately I can only move so fast.

And I must do it correctly or I get called railroader.

>>32212275
we just had lunch.

>>32212275
And tatsuko and karasuba. I'm assuming this is the timeslot before dinner.

>>32212275
this was lunch

we have a project before we make dinner

Looks like witchball project with a side of Kaname wins.

Give me a minute, writing.

>>32212331
You have been given a minute.
Your time is waning.

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>>32212355
Guide has ten more minutes

>>32212398
Very well. But I can no longer promise his protection.

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>>32212426
Should i be scared?

>>32212513
... No.

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>>32212095
As everyone starts to disperse, you wave down Kaname, hoping to enlist her in helping you with the witchball team job. The sooner you can get that done the better.

“What?” she asks you, curious as to what you want.

“The Witchball team wanted me to enchant some new gear for them,” you tell her, “I was wondering if you had any ideas for that. They also said something about making a new focus, apparently they don’t only need to fly on brooms.”

Kaname pauses, putting her hand underneath her chin. “Hmm…I don’t have any ideas myself but…” she snaps her fingers, “I have a book that you can use, stay here.” She turns and runs up the stairs, leaving you standing there in just a little bit of shock.

It’s only a minute before she comes back downstairs, book in hand.

“What’s this?” you ask her, opening the book and flipping through it. There are runes inside, lots of runes.

“It’s a book of common Witchball enchantments,” she replies, “I had it around to see if I could use any of their magic channeling ones, but I haven’t made much progress towards making them work on anything besides flying. Maybe you could give it a shot.”

“Thanks,” you say, nodding, “Any idea where I could study this in private?”

Kaname shakes her head, “Sorry, we’re kinda full up at the moment, maybe the library. But make sure you take someone if you go. I need to work on some school things and dinner, let me know how it goes.”

With that she disappears back upstairs, leaving you to your own devices. Striding the halls, you flip through the book looking…

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>>32212651

You take a few steps back. Was that door always there? You’d swear…

Opening the door, you’re confronted with a workshop. One that’s clean, has a place for you to read and research and seems laid out exactly for enchanting. This is weird, very weird. But also exactly what you need.

Taking a seat you start flipping through the book, looking at Witchball runes.

>What do you want to focus on for the Witchball team.
>Defense.
>Speed.
>Maneuverability
>All-rounder.
>Other

>>32212673
>Speed.

>>32212673
Let's take a look at speed first.

>>32212673
>>Maneuverability

>>32212673
>Maneuverability

>>32212673
>Speed.
and
>Maneuverability

Who needs defense when you can avoid everything?

>>32212673
>Speed.
Gotta go fast.

>>32212673
>>All-rounder.
Iron man armor ftw

>>32212673
> speed first, looking for maneuverability add in points.

>>32212673
>Speed.
>Maneuverability

They basically go hand in hand.

>>32212673
ether
>Speed & Maneuverability
or
>>All-rounder

>>32212673
>Speed.
First. We'll add maneuverability later.

>>32212747
No. No they don't.

>>32212673
>Speed.

>>32212673
>Speed.
>Maneuverability

We should totally do rocketboots or the old classic hoverboard.

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>>32212673
>Maneuverability
and speed if we can

>>32212673
Zoom

>>32212673
>>Speed.
>>Maneuverability

>>32212673
>All-rounder.
or just
>Speed and Maneuverability
You don't need defense if they can't hit you

>>32212673
I guess
>Speed
Though we could make them have an alt mode for Maneuverability they can switch between.

>Other
Style.

Speed, defence and agility are all important, but the mark of a true craftsman is the ability to combine all three into a stylish package. We don't just want to make the witchball team something that works great, we want to make someone no one has ever seen before.

>>32212764
I think he means they have mad synergy

>>32212673
Main focus is
>>Maneuverability
Secondary
>>Speed.

>>32212673
>Speed.
>Maneuverability

>>32212823
We need to make sure it's effective first. The flair comes in AFTER the prototype.

jet boots for speed and wings with stabilizers and thrusters for added maneuverability. if we can simulate the functions of actual feathers, even better.

>Witchball described as a mix between rugby, soccer and football
>no defense

It's like you guys want the witch girls to get their shit kicked in.

>>32212673
>Speed.
>Maneuverability
>Other
Style Guide. Gotta get them SSS ranks.