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>>32189726

>>32189767
So apparently we have a intro theme for these this quest now.......Nice

>>32189726
WOO!

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>>32189726
Which would you drink?

>>32190054
The Gamagoori or Nonon ones.

>>32190054
I'd drink all of them to be honest but the one I'd towards the most would be the Nui or the Nonon

>>32190054
Bar anon you gave me some new recipes to try.
will post results at some point, also that ragyo one is designed entirely to kill you isn't it?

>>32190054
>ragyos
holy shit
that is going to get you fucked UP

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>>32190096
>>32190100
No it's purification purposes only

PREVIOUSLY ON THE NO-STAR THREAD

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You sit in front of the mechanism, designed for determining if someone is or is not a replicant.

"You are in the desert, and you spot a tortoise-"

"Is it cute?" asks the girl sitting in front of the machine.

You look at her, unamused. "Adorable. Now, you flip it over, it's belly facing up in the hot sun, kicking it's legs. But it can't flip over."

"Why would I do that?"

"Why would you do that?"

"... You know, I think I do know why. Because it's so cute when it squirms!"

You take your eyes off of the screen to look at her. She smiles at you. You look back at the screen. "That... will be enough, I think. You should go, I need to talk with your boss."

"Okay!" she says, hopping to her feet and planting a kiss on your cheek before walking out the room.

"The fuck?" you mutter, as Ragyo walks in.

"Beautiful, isn't she?"

"Does she know?"

"No, but I'm sure she'd love to hear it."

-----------------

"You think I'm one of them, don't you?" Nui asks, gleefully.

You simply sigh. "But I have memories, memories of my grandmother's house, and-"

"And being a little girl, and seeing a big orange spider, and her eggs hatching and eating her alive. Yes, artificial memories, they just change the details a little bit."

She pauses. "So, am I one?"

"Almost defiantly."

She snaps your wooden cutting board in half.

"Defiantly."

-----------------

You hold a gun to a long haired girl backflipping toward you. She was designed for war, so was the one enamored with her. You need to be absolutely careful.

You fire, and miss, earning a kick to the face. You curse and roll away, scurrying to a hiding spot.

"You can't run from me," she says calmly, surveying the room.

You fire.

>>32190229

-----------------

Anaru stands over you, while you cling to the ledge for your dear life. The rain is making you slip.

You think this is the end. Anaru lifts you up.

Looking to him and staring in wonder, he looks at you with a smile and a sad look.

"All I wanted was what was best for her," he says.

-----------------

"Nui!" you say, storming into your apartment.

She lifts herself up from your bed, tired, hair long and slightly out of place. "Hmm?"

"Start packing, we're getting out of here."

"Why? To where?"

"Fuck if I know," you say, throwing a suitcase out of your closet. "Just away."

>>32190366
http://pastebin.com/Zy1UxnyH
Starting up, now.

A small timeskip will occur. The Tri-School Raid Trip is upon us.

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Gentlemen the Time has come to burn Honnouji academy to the ground, Ira Gamagoori is out of commision and lady Satsuki has yet to replenish her forces numbers after she devastated them in the Natural elections, the have also lost what many refer to as ''the cock of Honnouji'' who was extremely popular among the Starless population, soon Lady Satsuki will leave to conquer the Kanto region & that is when we will sneak in rile up the crowd & lead them rioting right into Honnouji academy itself & they will usurp the fascist pigs in clothing

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLjQqOiFyas
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KowGpYX5WKI

The past few days have been hard on you. Ragyo gave you one day to recover. You can barely keep yourself stable around her, although now you can restrain yourself without Nui's help.

Ragyo hasn't sent you on a mission, choosing instead to keep you at base, testing your combat abilities, mental abilities, mind-link, life-fiber affinity, and, most of all, morality. Frankly, you're starting not to care about anyone beyond Nui anymore.

You walk from the testing labs following Ragyo, Nui's arm around you, keeping you calm. You just controlled and killed seven people. Ragyo says you could likely do better. You're getting better and better with the suits, and with some new technology, you can control more and more without taxing yourself too much. The most you've had under your command at one point was forty, with the tools to help you.

Forty civilians. You didn't kill them, but you recognized one of the people you just killed as one of them. Maybe she stored them away, maybe she released them and recaptured them by chance.

There's a battle coming. Ragyo has shown you some plans of taking down three schools working with the "naked apes".

You've also been having nightmares. Nui's been helping you with that, but sometimes you wonder if the nightmares are yours, or Nui's.

"Fate," Ragyo says, snapping you out of your thoughts. "I'm going to a meeting at the top of the tower to discuss REVOCS and the purpose of clothing, I'd like you to see it."

[ ] "I'm too tired. Sorry, I'm going to have to miss it."
[ ] "Do I have a choice?"
[ ] Say nothing.

>>32190733
[ ] "Do I have a choice?"

>>32190733
>[ ] Say nothing.

>>32190733
>[ ] Say nothing.

The obedient puppet as always

eu tu Fate?

>>32190733
>[ ] "Do I have a choice?"

You're not my real mom, bitch.

>>32190733
>[X] Say nothing.

The white hot hate of a billion exploding suns.

>>32190760
>>32190784
>>32190894
Welp, I'm going to work with most at 10 minutes.

Writing.

>>32190733
>[ ] Say nothing.

>>32190915

You say nothing. Ragyo seems to have taken this as a yes.

"Very well then, follow Hououmaru."

You look to Rei. She adjusts her sunglasses and turns walks away from Ragyo, you following behind.

Getting onto an elevator, Rei sets the elevator to go to the top floor. The auditorium.

You look longingly at the elevator doors as you pass the floor where your house is, but continue on.

The elevator doors open on a small crowd of business men, all looking the same. Rei takes her place to the side, you and Nui following her.

You briefly wonder why Ragyo didn't follow you, before seeing a large rainbow light and a burst of steam from one end of the room. Showoff.

"I present one question to you. What is clothing!?!"

"Clothing is sin!" all the business men shout. "Man's original sin!"

"Indeed, clothing is sin," Ragyo says, emerging from the steam. Her heels clack against the ground as she walks toward the center of the room. "When man ate the forbidden fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, he became ashamed of his nakedness and covered himself with fig leaves."

She turns, and shines down at the men. They all seem to be wearing sunglasses in the darkened room for this exact purpose. "From the time humanity first gained free will, it has been his fate to cover his body in clothing called sin."

You sigh quietly. She sounds like a preacher, for clothing. If you didn't see what clothing could do first hand, you would've laughed at the absurdity. "Clothing made by REVOCS is sold in over 90% of the world's countries, and controls an overwhelming share of the market. Why is that!?!"

She looks insane. "Because we alone know man's sin and create clothing for clothing's sake. I ask you this question again! What is clothing!?!"

A heel clacks. "Clothing is the world!"

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>Less than a week left

[ANARU INTENSIFIES EVEN MORE]

>>32191221

Your eyes dart to Satsuki, your mind doing flips. Nui turns you away from her and kisses you on the lips, holding you there. You close your eyes and relax. It takes a moment, then Nui releases you.

Satsuki continues her speech. "The grand will that binds the heavens, Earth, and mankind, covering all!"

Ragyo simply smirks at her.

"Meeting adjourned," she says, simply.

That's it? That was all she had to say? Just, preach a bit then walk off with her daughter. You, Nui, and Rei walk to the elevator. It opens in a large office. Nui takes a step to be blocked by Rei's arm.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks Nui.

"We believe your presence with Satsuki may cause negative results," Rei says simply.

"And with me it won't?" you retort back.

"Ragyo's orders."

Nui shrugs and steps back, looking at you as the elevator doors close.

You turn around, finding Rei already across the room and Ragyo hiding Satsuki from view.

[ ] Get a better look at Ragyo and Satsuki.
[ ] Stay by the elevator and keep quiet.
[ ] "Well, lets get this over with."

Sorry for the slow, re-watching the episode to get everything right.

>>32191377
[ ] Get a better look at Ragyo and Satsuki.

>>32191377

[x]Lets get this over with.

Fate can't even try to give a fuck anymore.

>>32191377
>[ ] "Well, lets get this over with."

>>32191377
>[x] Stay by the elevator
Ask if we have to go, if yes then scope that shit, if no then Nui time.

>>32191377

>>32191377
>[ ] Stay by the elevator and keep quiet.

>>32191406
>>32191415

>>32191432
>>32191518

Whatever, these don't conflict, I'll combine them.

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>>32191605
IMPOSTER! REMOVE IMPOSTER!

>>32191644
Changed computers, sorry.

>>32191605

"Well," you say, resting your back against the wall, but making sure to stay by the elevator, "lets get this over with."

Ragyo turns to you and smirks, while Satsuki looks at you flatly. Her look surprises you. You can tell she's holding back emotions, but the fact that she just doesn't shoot you her typical fiery look makes you feel something is off in the room.

"Hououmaru," Ragyo calls out.

"Yes, ma'am."

She brings up a screen, displaying Anaru in an outfit that looks like it's on fire. Both you and Satsuki react visibly, staring intently. Scenes of him beating down Nui play. Your face contorts to one of anger while you quietly reach for one of your blades.

"Is this what brings you here today? Phoenix Regalia, eh?" Ragyo asks.

There is a pause. "I have already filed a report regarding that incident."

[ ] "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"
[ ] Say nothing.

>>32191817
>[ ] Say nothing.

>>32191817
>[X] "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"
We aren't pressing enough buttons lately.

>>32191817
>[ ] "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"

>>32191817
>[ ] "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"

>>32191817
>[ ] Say nothing.

>>32191817
[ ] "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"

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>>32191817
>[ ] "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"
>Tfw Op is using MY idea

>>32191817
>[ ] Say nothing.

>>32191872
>>32191876
>>32191907
>>32191924
Guess the button wins.

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>>32192020
The skeleton life chose me, and I chose the skeleton life. We're made for each other.

>>32191817
>>[X] "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"

>>32192020

You force your eyes away from the screen and glare at Satsuki. "Is that all he meant to you? A report?"

She turns her head, quickly. There's anger in her gaze.

"Because," you press on, "from what his father told me he cared about you a lot. To the extent he destroyed himself."

Ragyo smirks as she looks to Satsuki, who glowers at you. "He was a valuable asset, and a powerful fighter, loosing him hindered my plan greatly."

[ ] "Bullshit."
[ ] "So he is just a report to you."
[ ] "That will be all." Stop talking.

>>32192094
>[ ] "Bullshit."

>>32192094
[ ] "Bullshit."

PRESS IT. PRESS THE BUTTON.

Rolled 41, 34, 10 = 85

>>32192094
>[ ] "That will be all." Stop talking.

1 jab that's all that was needed no need to step on Ragyo's toes.

>>32192094
>[X] "Bullshit."
This shiny, candy-like button!

>>32192114
This is move of a jab at Satsuki, not Raggedy Ragyo. Ragyo-yo seems amused.

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THAT'S BAOHSHIT
I DID NAHT LOAVE HIM

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>>32192162
I know however we do risk undermining Ragyo's authority with this infighting.

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>>32192103
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>>32192283
>mfw

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>>32192333
A pie for the road, NoP. Time to die.

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>>32192333

"Really, now?" you say. "Because you seem a bit too upset about this 'valuable asset'."

You lean in and flash a smile. "Tell me, did you see his 'valuable asset'?"

Satsuki's eye twitches.

"See, you're reacting. I can get to you through this."

"Insults and insubordination in difficult times. Ondori's death has damaged a meticulously crafted situation, and the steps that need to be taken to repair it are taxing."

"Really, now? Because the videos show you crying."

Satsuki immediately turns toward the screen, putting her back to you.

"But, I suppose sitting in bed with a tub of ice cream crying is very difficult work, I'm sure."

Ragyo simply smiles, leaning back in her chair. Rei is looking down at a tablet, also with a smile.

[ ] Keep the pressure on Satsuki.
[ ] "Just thought I'd bring it up." Stop talking.

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>>32192515
>[ ] "Just thought I'd bring it up." Stop talking

okay okay that enough guys..........guys?

>>32192515
>[ ] "Just thought I'd bring it up." Stop talking.
We've had our fun, but enough is enough.

>>32192515
[ ] "Just thought I'd bring it up." Stop talking.

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>>32192515
STOP ME OP! YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE! WHO STOPS ME!
>[X] Keep the pressure on Satsuki.

>>32192515
>[ ] Keep the pressure on Satsuki.
NO BRAKES!

>>32192515
>[ ] Keep the pressure on Satsuki.
see>>32192403

>>32192515
>[ ] "Just thought I'd bring it up." Stop talking.
lets jsut stop, we gonna get our asses handed to us otherwise and fuck up our plan cause buttonfags.

>>32192515
>[ ] "Just thought I'd bring it up." Stop talking.
Before she fucking snaps, gentlemen.

>>32192515
>[ ] Keep the pressure on Satsuki.

>>32192515
>[ ] Keep the pressure on Satsuki.

>>32192533
>>32192543
>>32192545
>>32192593
>>32192598
And just like that, the button pushing stopped.

>>32192547
I hope you're happy now.

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>>32192625
Button pushing is one thing, but being cruel to Satsuki is unforgivable.

>>32192689
she's lack knowledge of basic human biology and how to train someone to be a soldier,

Hint: it doesn't involve starving until they're too weak to fight properly

>>32192625

"Just thought I'd bring it up," you say, taking a step back.

Satsuki looks to you, then her mother, and then Rei. All your eyes are on her, all of you smiling. Now she's the small one, surrounded. You feel good knowing you set this situation up for her.

"Well, these are some interesting points, Satsuki," Ragyo states with a nonchalant wave. "Do you care to refute any of these points?"

Satsuki actually seems a bit... panicked. A quiet but annoying grumbling fills your ears. It's goddamn annoying.

She takes a breath. "He was my friend."

[ ] "Try not to burn another one."
[ ] "Bullshit, Satsuki. Just say it and I'm done bothering you."
[ ] Stay silent.

I keep saying this is the last one to myself but it's just so fun!

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>>32192765
what
is this supposed to mean

>>32192768
>[ ] "Bullshit, Satsuki. Just say it and I'm done bothering you."

>>32192768
>[ ] "Try not to burn another one."

>>32192768
[X] "And you should always remember that. Don't go burning your bridges willy-nilly just because you're upset."
HUE

>>32192768
>[ ] "Bullshit, Satsuki. Just say it and i'm done bothering you."

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>>32192768
>[X] "Try not to burn another one."
Can`t stop me now!

>>32192768
[ ] "Try not to burn another one."

>>32192768
[ ] "Try not to burn another one."
Push her buttons, and she'll come out with the truth.

>>32192768
>[X] "Bullshit, Satsuki. Just say it and I'm done bothering you."
It's not like this will achieve anything.

>>32192768
>[x] "Try not to burn another one."

>>32192812
>>32192832
>>32192851
>>32192853
>>32192876
Okay then.

>>32192892
This is for the best; Satsuki's desire to keep her feelings for Anaru hidden will only hurt her in the long run. We're the catalyst she needs, but not necessarily the one she may want.

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>>32192964
anon don't lie to yourself we all know we're this is taking us

>>32192768
>[ ] Stay silent.

She can't hide from me. But I can let her hide from Ragyo.

>>32192892

"Try not to burn another one," you say. Where the fuck is that grumbling coming from?

"In any case," Ragyo says, standing. "How about how you are handling the damaged kamui?"

Silence.

"Satsuki?" Ragyo asks inquisitively.

"We've incorporated it into certain uniforms, which have been dispensed to our elite. They will be used for the Tri-School Raid," she says head bowed.

"It is good to see you using all that's before you."

"Then why send the Grand Couturier to waste them?"

"The Grand Couturier? Oh, you mean Nui? I had no choice. Not even a CEO can reign in the whims of an artiste."

[ ] "Liar, you sent her."
[ ] "Besides, you wasted him yourself."
[ ] What the fuck is this grumbling?

>>32193070
>[X] "Liar, you sent her."

>>32193070
>[ ] What the fuck is this grumbling?

>>32193070
>[ ] "Liar, you sent her."
>[ ] What the fuck is this grumbling?

>>32193070
>[ ] What the fuck is this grumbling?

>>32193070
>[ ] "Liar, you sent her."
If we're gonna be railing into Satsuki, we're gonna rail into Ragyo. It's time.

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>>32193070

I want
>[ ] "Besides, you wasted him yourself."

But
>[X] What the fuck is this grumbling?
Seriously, what is that.

>>32193070
>[ ] "Liar, you sent her."

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>>32193070
>[ ] What the fuck is this grumbling?

>>32193094
>>32193100
>>32193106
>>32193119
>>32193139

>>32193147
Can we get "Liar, you sent her" as well because of >>32193100 as well?

>>32193162
Here, I'll do this.

[ ] Just focus on the grumbling (Do not participate in talking and may even flat out ignore conversation)
[ ] Say that, too. (May reduce speed of deciphering and other negative effects due to broken focus)

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>>32193214
>[ ] Just focus on the grumbling (Do not participate in talking and may even flat out ignore conversation)

>>32193214
>[ ] Just focus on the grumbling (Do not participate in talking and may even flat out ignore conversation)

the grumbling is anaru

>>32193214
[X] Say that, too. (May reduce speed of deciphering and other negative effects due to broken focus)

>>32193214
>[ ] Just focus on the grumbling (Do not participate in talking and may even flat out ignore conversation)

>>32193230
>>32193251
>>32193333
Alright then, writing.

>>32193369

The grumbling is getting to you. You focus on it, wondering what this grumbling really is.

"I see," Satsuki says. "However, if someone should interfere with my plan again, I will deal with them under my own discretion."

"Do as you wish."

You focus. It's an indescribable, generally weird.

"As long as you continue to act as a child of COVERS..."

No, wait, you can describe it.

"... the world will remain your ally."

It's not in your ears, necessarily, it's in your head.

"I shall set out on the Tri-Schools Raid Trip the day after tomorrow."

It's being projected into your head.

"How many days will it take?"

It's not grumbling, it's garbled speech. You're starting to feel dizzy.

[ ] Stop, listen to the conversation.
[ ] Continue focusing.
[ ] Ignore the conversation entirely, putting all efforts to the garbled speech.

>>32193485
>[ ] Ignore the conversation entirely, putting all efforts to the garbled speech.

>>32193485
>[ ] Ignore the conversation entirely, putting all efforts to the garbled speech.

>>32193485
>[ ] Ignore the conversation entirely, putting all efforts to the garbled speech.
Full steam ahead

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>>32193485
>[ ] Ignore the conversation entirely, putting all efforts to the garbled speech.

O-OH SHIT

>>32193485
>[ ] Ignore the conversation entirely, putting all efforts to the garbled speech.

>>32193485
>[ ] Ignore the conversation entirely, putting all efforts to the garbled speech.
IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN

I can think of two things this grumbling could be and I don't like either of them.

>>32193501
>>32193503
>>32193510
>>32193545
>>32193578
>>32193583

>>32193601
Tell me them, I want to hear if you got it right.

>>32193619
Nui or Junketsu. I give it 50/50 odds that I'm right.

>>32193619
different Anon here:
First is an extremely pissed off Anaru just rezzed and probably going to try to kill us, and thats terrible.

The second is the OLF going off to eat the planet itself cause it sensed something, and thats even worse.

>>32193644
>>32193638
One of you does have it right.

>>32193661
oh christ all options are horseshit.

>>32193605

You focus, flushing out all the outside noise.

It's hard to decipher. It seems the message is short. Like it doesn't have much thought of it's own, or it's fighting hard against it's restraints. It dims over time.

Suddenly it arrives to you when Satsuki starts walking, and there's a slight shift in signal.

The noise is coming from Satsuki. You make eye contact, not with her, but her kamui.

She's getting into the elevator.

[ ] Grab her.
[ ] "STOP HER!!!"
[ ] Let her go.

>>32193689
>[ ] Grab her.
>[ ] "STOP HER!!!"

>>32193689
>[ ] Grab her.

>>32193689
>[x]let her go
also grab nui and jump the hell out of the window.

>>32193710
>>32193714
>i cannot let things hit the fan.

>>32193689
>[X] Grab her.

>>32193689
>[ ] Grab her.

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>>32193689
>[ ] Let her go.

>>32193689
>[X] Grab her.

>>32193710
>>32193714
>>32193732
>>32193734
>>32193764

>>32193777
whelp, time to get the crap knocked out of us because we cannot leave shiny buttons alone, the smart choice is getting the hell out of there and grabbing nui, but nope, A bunch of anons arn't willing to actually look outside the shiny.

>>32193777

You rush to her, your arms stopping the elevator doors from opening. Everyone looks to you in surprise as you grab Satsuki by the shoulders with a mad look, staring at her chest.

At first it only gets louder, but you focus, and the speech becomes clearer, and clearer.

It's one word over and over again.

"Rebellion."

[ ] "Rebellion?"
[ ] Let her go.
[ ] Laugh.

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>>32193805
Buttons are designed to be pressed!

>>32193828
>[ ] Laugh.

>>32193828
>[ ] Laugh.

>>32193828
>[ ] Let her go.
>[ ] Laugh.

>>32193828
>[ ] "Rebellion?"

>>32193828
>[X] Laugh.
Like we just killed everyone we know.

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>>32193828
>[x] Laugh.

>>32193828
>[ ] Let her go.

Junketsu has spoken.

>>32193828
>[X] Let her go.
>[X] Laugh.

>>32193828
Oh God I want to press it so bad. It's so goddamn shiny.

>>32193828
>[ ] Let her go.
>[ ] Laugh.

>>32193828
>[ ] "Rebellion?"

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>>32193872

>>32193831
and this is how we are gonna end up with the absolute worst end where everything has gone to shit.

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>>32193885
Not with a bang, but with a, "Ooh, what does THIS do?"

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>>32193828
>[ ] Let her go.
>[ ] Laugh.

huh.........would ya look at that

>>32193945
pretty much, actually i'm just applauding the OP because pretty much everyone is following like blind sheep and its hilarious to see how everything is gonna bad end.

>>32193879

You blink at Junketsu. His message repeats in your head over and over in his gravelly, feral voice.

You look up at Satsuki, who stares at you, confused and worried.

You laugh, hard. Letting go of her, you stumble from the elevator, gripping your stomach. Everything just seems so goddamn ridiculous.

You lean up against the wall and sit down, still laughing. You hear the elevator doors close, and see Ragyo and Rei walk up to you.

"And what," Ragyo asks, "is so funny about my daughter's chest?"

[ ] "Rebellion."
[ ] "Oh, nothing. Nothing at all."
[ ] Continue laughing.

>>32193981
>[ ] Continue laughing.

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>>32193981
>[x] Continue laughing.

>>32193981
keep laughing and get the hell out of there, leave ragyo confused as shit.

>>32193981
>[ ] Continue laughing.

>>32193968
quite being a faggot we`re having fun

>>32193981
[ ] Continue laughing.
>They are bigger than yours and still growing

>>32193981
>[ ] "Oh, nothing. Nothing at all."
>[ ] Continue laughing.

>>32193981
>[ ] Continue laughing.
>[ ] If she insists, make a rude comment about her breasts.
>[ ] Get the hell out of here.

>>32193981
>[ ] Continue laughing.
[laughing intensifies]

>Captcha: towards mrtenta
[laughing intensifies further]

>>32194016
Haha this

Rolled 62, 54, 51 = 167

>>32193981
>[ ] "Oh, nothing. Nothing at all."
>[ ] Continue laughing.

during the rebellion we should take notes

>>32194033
>>32194028
>>32194025
>>32194016
>>32194009
>>32194005
>>32194000
>>32193997
And now for our regularly scheduled psychotic break.

>>32193997
>>32194000
>>32194005
>>32194009
>>32194016
>>32194025
>>32194028
>>32194033
>>32194043

>>32194047
>>32194049
>in b4 ragyo actually realizes literally nobody likes her and shes gonna get killed in the worst way.

>>32194049

You look up to Ragyo and continue laughing.

Rebellion. Well, someone's getting it.

The elevator doors open, and Nui walks out. She takes a moment to listen to your laughter, before she looks at you, tilts her head, shrugs, and starts laughing with you.

Ragyo puts her hand over her mouth, and Rei tries to suppress her growing smile.

Perhaps they are more similar to you than you thought. Or perhaps you're getting more and more similar to them.

It's still pretty damn funny to see you're getting to them.

Your laughter dies down, and everyone starts to come back from that strange state of mirth.

[ ] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"
[ ] "Shit, you're in for it."
[ ] Wait for someone else to say something.

>>32194143
>[X] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"
GO GO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE BEFORE BAD END HAPPENS.

>>32194143
>[ ] "Shit, you're in for it."
So tempting.

[x] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"

>>32194143
>[ ] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"

>>32194143
>[x] Wait for someone else to say something.
And now for something completely different!

>>32194143
>[] "Shit, you're in for it."
I can't help myself. I HAVE TO press it!

Rolled 17, 94, 28 = 139

>>32194143
>[ ] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"

>>32194143
>[X] "Shit, you're in for it."

>>32194143
>[X] "Shit, you're in for it."
I will not stop. I`ve had too much scotch to stop.

>>32194143
>[ ] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"

>>32194143
>[ ] "Shit, you're in for it."

>>32194166
>>32194179
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>>32194204

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>>32194211
u fukkin srs
fuck i think we can play this off without too much shit
but serious m8
pls

>>32194143
>[X] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"

>>32194143
>[ ] "Shit, you're in for it."
COME ON SKELETON!

>>32194226
wait nevermind with >>32194175 false alarm we may still have hope

sorry for any panic that may have been caused

>>32194211
>>32194199
>>32194190
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>>32194175
>MUH BUTTONS!

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>>32194226

>>32194226
I think you miscounted.
>>32194175 was a vote for [x] "Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"

Too bad.

>>32194226
>Even the QM thinks the playerbase is retarded.png

>>32194226
>>32194247
Just so we're clear, officially, "Can I go home now" has won.

Sorry for any confusion.

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Rolled 17, 8, 91 = 116

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>>32194247
>>32194280


>MFW

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>>32194226
That was close. Too damn close. We're skydiving onto the edge of a knife here. I like it!

>>32194286
Don't worry mate, we'll get her later

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>>32194280
Almost got you OP. Almost

>[X] "Shit, you're in for it."

>>32194266

"Is there anything else, or can I go home now?"

"If you could tell me what's so funny..."

"Ahhh..." you say, waving your hand in the air. "Wasn't that important."

Ragyo looks a bit disappointed in your information. "Then why laugh?"

You shrug. "Because it was all ridiculous, what more would you need?"

She sighs as you get back to your feet. "Well, I've had enough mood swings for today, my work shift is over."

You and Nui get on the elevator. Ragyo briefly looks before turning and walking to her desk. Rei stares for a bit longer before following Ragyo.

"I love laughing, but what was the joke?"

[ ] "Nothing in particular."
[ ] "Everything is just getting crazier and crazier!"
[ ] "La vie est drôle."

>>32194401
>[X] "La vie est drôle."

>>32194401
>[X] "La vie est drôle."

Rolled 55, 96, 13 = 164

>>32194401
>[ ] "La vie est drôle."

nothing could be truier

>>32194401
>[ ] "La vie est drôle."

>>32194401
>[ ] "La vie est drôle."

>>32194401
>[x] "La vie est drôle."

>>32194412
>>32194421
>>32194431
>>32194437
>>32194439

>>32194401
>[ ] "Everything is just getting crazier and crazier!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY

Rolled 11

>>32194401
>[x] "La vie est drôle."

Well it is.

Rolled 15

>>32194507

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

>>32194446

You smile and put you're arm around Nui. "La vie est drôle."

You look at each other before laughing some more. The elevator opens to your apartment you both walk in.

"Well, is there anything you'd like?" you ask Nui, giggling.

Turns you to her and pushes you down on the couch, then straddles you.

"Yep!"

/thread

>>32194535
Ha, I guess we pushed all the right buttons.

Thanks for the ride OP

>>32194558
You barely missed a lot of shit.
Repeatedly.
Impressive. Don't try it again, I was scared for you all.

>>32194535
Fun ride Op same time next week?

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>>32194579
i live dangerously, not smartly

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>>32194579
>You barely missed a lot of shit.
>Repeatedly.
>Impressive.


All the right buttons.

Alright, how'd I do this thread? Anything missing, anything I did wrong, anything I could have done more of?

Also thready question:
Who do you trust the most? Who do you trust the least? Where do you hold Fate on this list (due to integrity problems that sometimes occur)?

>>32194535
>YFW you realise "La vie est drôle." turns Nui on

>>32194579
But op you don't understand, I NEEEEEEED TO PRESS THE BUTTONS MAN. ALL OF THEM. I CAN'T HELP IT. I WISH I COULD STOP, BUT IT CAN'T -BE- STOPPED. I'M SO SORRY OP BUT YOU BETTER GET THE SKELLINGTONS READY, THIS CAN ONLY END ONE WAY NOW.

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>>32194625
Not just that phrase, but poorly spoken French and German in general.

>>32194621

>Who do you trust the most?
Nui

Who do you trust the least?
Rei. While Ragyo is the bigger threat I think I can trust that she`ll fuck us, Rei on the other hand, is an enigma we keep hitting with a stick.

Fate is, third maybe, because while he is us I have no clue how crazy he is.


It was an enjoyable thread! As one of the main button pushers I thank you for rolliing with us in the filth that is TG questers.

>>32194621
1Fate/Nui
2Nui
3Nui
4Fate
5Nui/Ivan
6Anaru
7Rei
8Satsuki
9Fate
10Discobitch

>>32194690
and after a certain incident Russian as well.

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>>32194690
>"Hon hon hon, titty croissants~"
>"TAKE ME, YOU ANIMAL!"
>"Queen Marie, baguette, croissants~!"

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>>32194743
>"BORSCHT!"

>>32194625
>>32194690
Omelle du fromage

In finally,

NoP's Evil Quest Endings I Forgot To Post at the Season 2 Pemiere!:

>Well, why not?
Good End

>Look, friends!
Good End

>We win!
Anaru is defeated End

>Nonononono NO!!!
Fate is defeated End

>You all fucked up!
Nui is defeated End

>It's funny when you suffer!
Satsuki is defeated End

>I can't live without you.
Sad End

>I-I failed. I failed you.
Miserable End

>I'll just keep trying! Again! And again! And again!
Mindbreak End

I won't tell you which one we're closest to, but I will tell you it's my favorite.

>>32194841
please good end please good end

>>32194621
>Who do you trust the most?
Rad dad, cowardly liar and a con artist. What's not to trust about him? Besides he has some cool tricks.
>Who do you trust the least?
Ragyo, nuff said.
>Where do you hold Fate on this list?
Fate shares 2nd place with Nui.

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>>32194841
don't you dare No Star

>>32194841
You forgot one
>Say hello to my big sun-like friend!
True end

>>32194841
>>I'll just keep trying! Again! And again! And again!
>Mindbreak End

You mean like all those times we've tried again and again to do something until we finally got our way? Uh oh.

What does "La vie est drool" means?

>>32194921
I should've named it something more yandere-ish but the basic meaning of it is still there.

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>>32194841
Secret Ending
The Rat and Cock, Bros til the end
Satsuki gets that stick out of her ass
Nui goes glad

>>32194964
Not secret, already listed.

Good luck with that one, though.

>>32194910
Actually make it
>So this is what I exist for? ... Alright, let's do this.

>>32195012
Thera re a few I forgot to mention, but something along these lines can happen. And did, in a few of them, actually.

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>>32194996
You are on, Donkey Kong

>>32194996
>>32195029
I will fight you for those endings bro

>>32194841
>Actually knowing what kind of endings there'll be
Well, that's a whole marathon of steps ahead of me.

Test

>>32197396
Why bump a dead thread?