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Alright then folks! We’ve all played those Civs where you control Elves of different sorts, Dwarves, Humans, or even punk little Halfling Bitches. Now it can get a bit more interesting when you play a race that is normally considered to be either your worst Enemy at best, Bandits on the side of that path waiting for you, or even Cannon fodder. Those races are frankly sick of putting up with every MurderHobo’s quest to take their rightful stolen shit, so they are going to start to make their own sort of civilization! Now what one will you help screw over those genocidal pricks?

A: Orcs: Everyone knows what three things Orcs are good at. Breaking Shit, Killing Shit, and Conquest. Most of the final one has something more equating to random pillaging but whatever. Green skinned guys with big weapons, big armor, and tusks jutting from their mouth like boars. A Classic Enemy of all humankind.
Bonuses: Battle Blood: In Orc Society, everyone fights down to the last child that will reach up and stab you with your buddy’s dagger in the kneecap. Double’s Fighter capacity.
Adaptive: Unlike most other larger races, Orcs are crafty guys who can make stuff just plain useful.
Negatives: Huh?: While the Orcs are crafty, they aren’t that intelligent. Sure there are a few rather intelligent Orcs but they are few and far between. While good at ‘borrowing’ Tech, they aren’t good at making that or Magic.
Dragon Fear: Orcs are terrified of Dragons, for the most part. If it’s bigger than a horse an Orc will run scared or go into a rage and attempt to kill it. Most of the time either gets them killed or gravely wounded.
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B: Gnolls: Yeah those Hyena men, good at thieving, bashing, and a bit of Dark magic considering they were connected to Demons at one point in their ancestry. Along with that, their natural animal appearance makes sure people know Exactly what they are.
Bonuses:
Surprising Savants: At least a few ‘Savants’ of some type end up in each generation of Gnoll. Either because there are so many born or just because something like Gnolls. No one fucking knows.
Hyena Bond: What’s better than looking like a Hyena, when you can bond with them like men did in the past with wolves? Hell yeah it’s awesome.
Negatives:
Fire Hot: While the gnolls are skilled in making things to an extent, anything dealing with too hot of a fire utterly terrifies them. Meaning a Forge is either owned by a Rare brave Gnoll. Or a slave forced to work there.
We don’t take your Kind here: When it comes to the ‘goodly races’ Gnolls are considered to be mindless beasts and nearly attack on sight. When not they are enslaved, imprisoned, or led into a trap. Either way, it isn’t wise to be a gnoll near a ‘good’ settlement.
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C: Hobgoblin: Better than Goblins in some respects and worse than Orcs in the same respect. Sure they have a bit more sense than your average Orc at times but they certainly aren’t as Strong. Not to mention they are partial to slaves.
Bonuses:
Sir Yes Sir!: Military Force? Mercenary? Hell even a Legion is where a Hobgoblin tribe belongs. Excelling in planned assaults or Raids, this makes them both valuable and dangerous to everyone.
Forgers: Hobgoblins are the Goblin’s races answer to Dwarven smiths. If they’ve seen some sort of plans they can make any sort of weapon in armor given the right materials. Even making some adjustments.
Negatives:
Pride: A Hobgoblin doesn’t back down from much, and in a fight it’s worse. In a Drinking contest, brawl, or even a mountain climbing contest. They will not let their enemy go without a fight.
Blood Sport: If Hobgoblin’s love anything more than fighting, it’s making other things Fight for them! If a Hobgoblin tribe doesn’t have some sort of Arena after they’ve made a steady home for themselves they will start duels on the street. Normally to the death.

D: Request a Race:
I’ll give it some Basic Lore and attempt to give some stats for it.
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>Succubus
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>>32168266
>Orcs!
We WAUUUGH now
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>>32168784
Hedonist House:
Alright! Let's get this Party started! Bring out every form of pleasure you can get and all you need to do is pay the right price and make the right deals. Just becareful not to loose your soul to the leader of this little coven.
Bonus:
Demon Blood: Ah Succubi...spreading the love near and far. Five succubi are good for your organization in the big city and the possibility of Demon blooded 'Enforcers' are high.
Corruption: Did you really expect not to make the right deals? The Leader is one of the Lords of the city, a Minor one but still a Lord.
Negatives:
Do you even Praise the Sun?: Yeah those pesky churches hate your businesses and such. Persuading folks to not spend money or support you in anyway.
Do I smell me some Heresy?: Yeah that's right. Those pesky inquisitors are after your asses. The worst enemy of Demons and their Kin. Just don't let them catch you unless you want to leave or be imprisoned.
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I'd be up for gnolls.
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>>32168973
>>32168851
>>32168784
1 For The Hedonist House
1 For being an Orc WARGGGH
1 for being a Gnoll clan
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>>32168938
Sounds fun
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>>32168938
I've got a race for you.
Golems.
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>>32168266
>A: Orcs:
Rip and tear
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>>32169021
Muh nigga!
FOR THE WUAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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>>32168998
Hm. I do want to praise the sun. But orcs are a classic.
>Backing orcs
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Personally i'm all for the glory of the Hobgoblin race.

Military discipline, blood sport, slavery and metalcraft? Can anybody say Imperium Hobgoblinorum?
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>>32169015
I wanna Rock!
A few Wizards over the years have discovered the power to create Life! And then were promptly smited for their heretic ways by the gods. But those who had been given this life had not be destroyed by the gods. They were allowed to keep their private ways unable to tell a soul to allow them to flourish!

Bonuses:
Hungry? Nah Man: Beings of Stone don't need to Eat or Drink. Lucky you.
Magic Knowledge: Even the Stupidiest Golem is at least as smart as and as powerful as an Arcane Apprentice.
Negatives:
Mating?: Problem with not being Organic is how you make more of you. The construction of a Golem is Long and a pain in the ass with materials.
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>>32168998
Picks at Five:
2 For Hedonist house
3 for Orcin'
1 Gnoll
1 Hobgoblin
1 Golem
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>>32169137

Seconding. I like the idea.
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>>32169170
Make that Two for the Golem
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>>32169162
Also! I can't Count apprently!
4 for them Orc Boyz
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>>32169162
Voting for Hedonist, can we also include inccubus as well?
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>>32169126
>Roman-themed goblinoids are a thing
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>>32169162
I'll vote succubi
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>>32169264
>>32169278
2 more for Hedonist House
Sure! Why not?
Now they are tied with Orcs.
4 to 4
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>>32169307
Ah Cmon what about the WUAAAAAGH?
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>>32169322
Votes be Votes!
4 to 4!
One vote to Rule them all!
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>>32169162
One vote for ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS
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>>32169307
Gnollfag changing to orcs. Better to have Waaaaagh if no hienas are avaliable.
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>>32169307
Hedonist though it seems orcs won
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>>32169307
hedonist
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>>32169341
>>32169345
>>32169362
>>32169371
Oh gosh so much tension!
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>>32169307
succubi
we always do orks when its a monster quest
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>>32169383
'Tension' between burly orcs and sexy succubi?
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>>32169307
Orcs are the way to go.
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>>32169410
>tfw there's like 400,000,000 succubi quests
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>>32169341
Orcs are the Victors!
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In the Mountain lands far from the races of Good because they were driven back in a bloody war because some king was crushed by some boulder and it was blamed on some Orcs. It was their fault but it was also his fault for being on their mountain.

The Tribe of BludFangs, lead by Chief Killswipe! He holds his final war won axe from that former king he helped kill as a child.

What are your options for the Chief's Orders?
A: Send the Men hunting! For Battle!
B: Send them to the Desert lands to find something of interest.
C: Attempt to contact the Gods! See what the fuck is up with them?
D: Try to improve their homes (Currently they live in caves).
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Can we not do both? Sexy orc civ, A mix of the two.
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Skaven!
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>>32169162
I'mma put in a vote for hobgobs, because hobgoblins mounted on wolves is a hilarious idea.

SEND IN THE HOBGOBLIN WOLF CAVALRY!
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>>32169446
there's too many of both
what we should have done hobgoblins
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>>32169446
Not as a Civ quest though
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>>32169162
GoLeMs
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>>32169464
>D Improve the homes, a proper war hold makes for the best conquests!
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>>32169464
>D
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>>32169464
>A: Send the Men hunting! For Battle!
And food.
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>>32169464
Well, we're currently stuck in caves in the mountains, so we might as well be stuck in moderately spacious caves in the mountains which we might be able to grow mushrooms or some shit in.
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>>32169464
Aww. Too late to suggest big foots. The noble Sasquatch never gets any love in rpg's
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>>32169517
Godzilla? What the fuck? Shouldn't you be terrorizing Bryan Cranston?
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>>32169514
>>32169505
>>32169504
"Bigger! Stronger!" The chief shouted at his peons and workers. Everyone one of them quickly getting to work with their stone tools and a few metal ones they had 'borrowed'.

After a day or two of works the new addition of the caves was done. A few larger caverns and a few tunnels to get around through the mountain side. Not too large but big enough to wiggle run through one by one to shoot a bow out of.

+20 Orc Capacity!
Current Capacity: 50
Current Population
30:
10 Children
1 Chieften
10 Stonemasons
5 Hunters
4 Warriors

A: Send the Men hunting! For Battle!
B: Send them to the Desert lands to find something of interest.
C: Attempt to contact the Gods! See what the fuck is up with them?
D: Try to improve their homes (Currently they live in caves).
E: See if we can go Deeper into the mountain!
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>>32169596
C. What the fuck IS up with the gods?
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>>32169596
>C, its always good to check in on the ones who hold the future of our kind in their hands!
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>>32169596
>C
Where the fuck is Mork and Gork? Dey beeta not be mukkin about.
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>>32169644
>>32169638
>>32169618
I'm going to need 2d6
First one that does it gets the response!
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Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>32169517
>>32169587
Lol, good times.

>>32169665
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Rolled 3, 5 = 8

>>32169665
Are we aiming high or low?
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Rolled 5, 2 = 7

>>32169665
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>>32169678
One of the Women, who has been appointed Priestess of the tribe has been able to finally contact the deities!

As it turned out, from the gods who happened before the Exodus. 10 Survived! Seeing as Orcs had 100 Gods, most of which couldn't count that high, is bad.

As the Contact with the gods happens while the Priestess is in a stupor of mushrooms and smoke. She opens her eyes and gives an order.
'By Proclamation of Ndndn Orcess of the Wilds! We must find her Fallen Artifact in the Sands below our home!" A small light came from the Orcess's finger and shot out into the desert.

"...Shit." Chief Killswipe said breaking the silence.

A: Send Men hunting for Battle!
B: Let's go try to find the Thing!
C: Attempt to make life a bit better for the people, with some clever improvements.
D: Attempt to Improve the cave system.
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>>32169777
B. God sez, we do.
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>>32169777
>B: Let's go try to find the Thing!
Don't mess with the gods.
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>>32169777
B: Let's go try to find the Thing!
We need to find the thing. Problem is are we ready for all our warriors to go out and do we have enough food if it turns out to be an extended journey?
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>>32169777
>B: Let's go try to find the Thing!
Lets do it!
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>>32169777
Anyway we can send out a scouting party to find the thing while working on things to make the caves better?

I wanna be better at the building big things in the ground than those short tiny hairy things that think they can be as tough as orcs, damn dwarves
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>>32169777
The dwarves dug deep. We're going even deeper this time and raw.
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>>32169807
>>32169804
>>32169803
>>32169799
By the Gods! You are following the Orders!
Roll 1d100!
Best of Three.
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Rolled 21

>>32169848
FER NDNDN!
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Rolled 37

>>32169848
For power and loot.
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Rolled 50

>>32169848
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Rolled 34

>>32169848
Time to muck about
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>>32169921
As a few of the scouts run through the desert's sands they found something rather...strange.
Of course whatever it was shot through the sands away from them with some sort of Lure. Luckily none of them were on the back of it...

A: Send Men hunting for Battle!
B: Let's go try to find the Thing!
C: Attempt to make life a bit better for the people, with some clever improvements.
D: Attempt to Improve the cave system.
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>>32170057
Round 2 with more feeling.
>B
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>>32170057
Feels like we narrowly dodged a bullet there, in that case

>A Send the boys out for hunting and battle! WAAAAAAAUGH
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>>32170057
>B
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>>32170151
>>32170083
1d100 boys!
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Rolled 28

>>32170184
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Rolled 64

>>32170184
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Rolled 66

>>32170184
Found it.
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Rolled 61

>>32170196
Shucks.
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Rolled 59

>>32170184
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>>32170245
As the Orcs run through the deserts...eventually they 'find' something in the sands. By found I mean they tripped on it.As they dug it out they found it was what seemed to be some sort of stone pillar.

As the orcs worked to move the sand and inspect the area they found what seemed to be an old temple of some sort full of flowing sand and blue flames. In the center a Dark 'Altar' that looked perfected for holding some sort of sphere.

A: Take it! LOOTS!
B: Black Magics!
C: Poke it with a stick.
D: Get the stupid one to lick it.
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Rolled 28

>>32170319
>d get the stupid one to put his giant orky left nut in the "sphere holder"
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>>32170401
That is now the True Option D.
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>>32170319
>D
Only true option.
if he doesn't burst into flames or turn into a girl we take it.
>>32170401
Hey why would we let him touch our woman?
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Rolled 55

>>32170401
lol.
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>>32170529
>>32170524
>>32170401
Alright for this!
I need 3d100!
For...Things.
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Rolled 22

>>32170535
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>>32170535
Well Best of Three really.
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Rolled 98

>>32170535
>>32170535
Seriously hoping we get laid with a goddess for this...
I mean she is an orc goddess.
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>>32170560
Sooo...
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>>32170560
As the Orc touches the altar with his left nut, goaded on by his buddy Steve, he winces and waits for something to happen. After a few seconds nothing seems to happen and the Orc grins.
"Guys! Me no think it does Nofin-" He started before being Englufed in Green Flame. As the other orcs started screaming the Stupid one started to transform and change.

After a few moments the Green Flame went away and an Orc that was now double his normal size opened to show bright yellow eyes. And grinned with huge fanged jaws. And held out his hand creating a ball of fire.

"Take me back to the Chief. He will wish to meet Gatekeeper Thrang." The Orc said in an other worldly voice.

A: 'Kay this way Thrang!
B: ATTACK!
C: RUN LIKE BITCHES
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>>32170628
>>32170628
>A
Don't fuck with the giant fire dude.
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>>32170628
>Kay lets go!

We have discoverd the WUAAAAAAAAAAGH~
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>>32170628
A: 'Kay this way Thrang!
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>>32170628
>>32170628
Wait there's something we need to know.
What happened to his left nut?
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>>32170663
>>32170664
>>32170676
"Kay!" Shouted one of the Orcs as he was led back.
After the long walk they came back to the camp to find the Chief working to move a few boulders to serve as a throne for himself to amaze some of the others with a feat of strength.

"The Goddess has sent me my Master." Gatekeeper Thang said as he kneeled infront of the Chief. "I am Thrang. Gatekeeper of the Fifth King of Orcs. Brought to help bring about the next Age. To bring about the age where Dragons serve the Orcs."

Many of the Orcs started to whisper, some in terror some in glee. They had remembered long ago an Orc Horde had taken over a clan of Dragons and made them...well. Their Bitch.

With such possiblity...

"You do well here then." The Chief said smiling showing his tusks and shaking the taller orc's hand laughing.

A: Learn from Thrang!
B: Hunt!
C: Explore the Desert.
D: Try to do Godly shit.
E: Expand!
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>>32170757
B: Hunt!
Then learn from Thrang!
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>>32170757
A and C
Also
>A 98 didn't even get us laid.
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>>32170757
>B! Time for da Food! Great Feast for Our Guest!
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>>32170829
>>32170807
The thrill of the hunt is done by all the tribe. Many bring back mighty catches. Large Desert Boars, some Hyena flesh, even huge iscets. One of the most impressive was Thrang, who brought a large stone looking beast that was still alive.

"A Gift from my Hunt." He said simply as the beast seemed cowed and perfect for riding for the Chief.

Mount Get! Stone Drake!

The feast went on and many rejoiced as their month came to a close...and the next full moon rose.

Now I must be getting some damn sleep.
Anyone know where I can log this bitch?
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>>32170909
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
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>>32170909
>>32170927
The Wuaaaaaaagh lives on!

Any time you gonna be on for the next segment?
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>>32170966
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32168266/

I'll try to be on tomorrow if not I'll try sunday.



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