>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."
Oorah.

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>>32150186
>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."
I made another thing.

>>32150186
>>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."

IT IS TIME FOR WAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

>>32150186
>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."

>>32150186
>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."

>>32150186
>>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."

>>32150186
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCGnTy-v2M

>>32150186
>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."

>>32150186
>I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight."
Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass!

>>32150382
mighty jingles reference: gets BlackJack's approval 90% of the time.

>>32150432
Er...No. It's a Star Wars EU reference.

>>32150186
>"I feel good- Black Jack was made for this fight. and with the Goddess of Ballistics wielding this T15E1 gun, its a sure thing."

>>32150491
Sorry, I heard it in a Jingles video, so that's what I thought the source was. I didn't know Jingles was making a reference to something else, not just saying that in post-commentary for an epic moment.

>>32150534
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ganner%27s_last_stand

>>32150543
ah. thanks. epic quote for epic moment
>>32150492
I like this. spreads the love around, and highlights our resident goddess.

"Black Jack was born and bred for this fight." You look up to the T54 main gun. "The T54 was actually created specifically to counter the heaviest German armor."

"That's not the usual gun for a Pershing, is it?" He asks, letting you lead the conversation for the time being. You're more than happy to take the opportunity.

"No- Most Pershings went to the field with either the M3 90mm or, in the case of the 'Super Pershing', the T15." YOu reach up and place a hand against the barrel. "The T54 was derived from the T15, but both were more powerful guns than the original M3- designed to destroy the Tiger II and Jadgtiger, the most heavily armored tanks seen in the war."

"Did Black Jack fight in WWII?"

>"No- he was used as a prototype during the war."
>"Not in World War II, but he did fight in Korea."
>Other.

>>32151046
>>"No- he was used as a prototype during the war, but he did fight in Korea."

POR. QUE. NO. LOS. DOS.

>>32151046
>"No- he was used as a prototype during the war, but he did fight in Korea with the T54."
bothisgood.gif

>>32151046
>"Not in World War II, but he did fight in Korea."
Maybe Grandpa would be up to telling a war story for the world to hear.

>>32151097
Yes, this.

>>32151111
He's too busy having old people sex.

>>32151125
where is my brain bleach....

>>32151097
>"No- he was used as a prototype during the war, but he did fight in Korea."

>>32151097
>>32151107
these guys, they got it.
>>32151132
right next to the washer Grandpa's currently screwing Mako's grandma over.

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>>32151097
>>32151107
This works.

>>32151163
That's a lovely image in my brain. Imma go over to [d] now to wash it out.

>>32151340
you did leave your self open for that one and it could have been worse. Only bit of trolling you'll get out of me for now, though. See you when you get back. :)

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>>32151415
I probably deserve it for the things I utter.

Also, since I haven't seen it for a while...The Gif!

>>32151526
no hard feelings then?
also, ah, the original introductory and opening gif. I need to post that more.

>>32151582

None. Its all fun and games until someone gouges out their eyes to make the visions stop.

You shake your head. "No, Black Jack spent the war States-side as a testbed for the T15 and T54 guns." You pat his glacis plate. "Until he was used in tanking, he actually never fired the T54 in anger- in fact it was a miracle that he got the gun back at all- by chance we found documents that showed him with the gun and were able to find the gun itself in an armor museum."

Richard listens carefully. "I notice you call your tank a him instead of a her- isn't that odd?"

You shrug. "Don't know. My grandfather's always refered to him as a him- I guess I picked it up." You gaze back and up at the tank.

"So did Black Jack ever fight in a war?" He says, changing the subject back to your tank's history.

You nod and smile proudly. "Well, he was converted back to stock and sent to an armor depot in Japan after the war- but eventually he deployed and fought in Korea." You hold your head high. "My grandfather was actually part of the crew during the war and Black Jack destroyed several tanks and vehicals there."

Richard smiles and nods as he listens and then, a few seconds later looks over at the cameraman. "Good?" He gives the okay. "Great! You did great, commander." He claps you on the back. "So, it's your interview- what do you want to go over next?"

>The gun is the heart of all tanks.
>The engine- 500HP of American muscle!"
>The armor and turret- protection!
>Other.

>>32151709
>>The armor and turret- protection!

He's going to want the Engine or the Gun, lets make him wait for the good stuff. Blackjack is our turf, and the only time we feel confident is with Blackjack.

>>32151709
>The gun is the heart of all tanks. and who better to answer questions on the gun than the goddess who fires it.
show off Rose, we must.

>>32151709
>The armor and turret- protection!
>Other.
we should make note of our crew after we talk about the parts. it's the best part of it all.

>>32151752
This but maybe let Rose talk about the gun herself after? If she wants to.

>>32151777
why not have the crew talk about their related posts *and themselves* as part of the components, like the driver talking about the engine and transmission, gunner talking abut the gun, we talk about the armor, etc.

>>32151752
>>32151806
and our driver (can't remember his name right now) talk about the engine last.

>>32151806
>>32151810
>>32151777

Blackjack, changing my vote of >>32151752
to reflect these other three. That's what I wanted, but was too dim to type.

Imma go drink coffee until I'm smart again.

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>>32151834

CRAP!

Four, These four posts.
Among the posts I wish my vote to reflect..etc

>>32151849
Hey, your post was fine. we could have done >>32151806, >>32151810, >>32151834, and >>32151834 after your idea, but if you insist. don't know where you are, but unless you're in California, thinking clearly is never a bad thing.

>>32151941
I forgot the crew when I wrote that. What kind of Commander forgets his crew?

Damnit coffeemaker why are you so slow!!

>>32151941
Not California, thank god. Its hot enough here, I can't imagine California and survival outside of a refridgerator.

>>32151989
I have made many a miskate here due to tirdness (confusing an M1A1 for a Sherman recently), so I know exactly how you feel. I usually do these threads after a bottle or two of 5 hour energy.
>>32152081
my dad lived in Calil but my family agrees, Vegas is worse.

Also: BlackJack: the current vote for order of event is: >>32151777
>>32151768
>>32151810
>>32151806
>>32151834
> first, The armor and turret- protection! by us
>second, The gun is the heart of all tanks. by Rose
>third, The engine- 500HP of American muscle!" by driver who's name I can't remember.
>Finally, The crew- the unique dysfunctional, all american operators, by everyone.

>>32152153
At least Vegas has whores, gambling, and securitrons.

>>32152195
and, if you know where to look, nuclear recoilless rifles!

You think for a second. "Well, figure I'll start with the armor, then." You look back over the tank. "World War II was an armor race as much as a gun race, when it came to tanks..." You pat the glacis plate. "And we can start right here where we left off."

Richard nods. "Sounds like a plan." He looks to the producer and beckons them in for a closer shot. After giving the cameraman a few seconds to get ready he looks at you, smooths back his hair and fixes his collar. "So, Commander, what can you tell me about the armor?"

"Well, it's actually not that thick, all things considered." You say. "It's meant to ward off most 75mm shells, but the Panther's long-75 or the Tiger 88mm will still penetrate the hull most of the time." You point up to the mantlet. "The real armor's up there- they noted that the vast majority of tank kills were achieved by shooting the turret- afterall, two thirds of the crew and it's main offensive weapon are located there."

"So they armored the turret- How thick is that slab there?" He asks.

"The turret itself is around 125mm frontally. But most of the it is also covered by the mantlet, which is an additional 215mm. Even a Tiger II won't make it through that unless it gets lucky." You let a bit of pride go into your voice at that.

He waits a few seconds and then cuts the camera again. "Good- so where to next?"

>"Why don't I have Rose and Roy show you the gun and ammo?"
>"Patrick and Richard- er, my driver- can show you the engine and driver's seat."
>Other.

>>32152683
>"Why don't I have Rose and Roy show you the gun and ammo?"
Has Rose been called Goddess of Ballistics in-story at all?

>>32152683
>"Why don't I have Rose and Roy show you the gun and ammo?"

>>32152683
>"Why don't I have Rose and Roy show you the gun and ammo?"

>>32152729
>Has Rose been called Goddess of Ballistics in-story at all?
No, though I'd kind of rather she didn't

>>32152769
why not? given the hit streak she did in the StuG, and mastery of BlackJack's gun, I think she's more than earned it.

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>>32152683
>>"Patrick and Richard- er, my driver- can show you the engine and driver's seat."

Let's go out with a bang

>>32152821
Yeah, this. Booms for last.

You guys know it doesn't really matter which order they're interviewed in, since it's separate segments they'll edit together anyways, right?

>>32152683
>"Why don't I have Rose and Roy show you the gun and ammo?"

>>32153010
This is known.

We'll show the Hamster the things in order of awesome, he'll get increasingly worked up over it, and it will show through in the final edit.

I doubt they would edit it so the host's interrest goes hmm->Fuck YEAH->that was fun. They'll let the audience's interest build with Hamster's anticipation of kaboom.

"I don't want to hog the limelight so..." You stick a couple of fingers in your mouth and whistle loud. "Rose! Roy! Why don't you show Richard- Top Gear Host Richard- YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN! Why don't you show him the gun and ammo for Black Jack?" You turn back to Rich- Mr. Hammond and give him a smile. "They'll know more about the specifics than me anyway. After that Rich-My driver and Patrick can show you the automotive side."

So you leave Mr. Hammond to your two trustworthy crewmembers as they help him into the Commander's seat where he can view the whole turret- luckily the cameras and lighting from earlier are still set up.

Meanwhile, you're free to move about the hanger and do whatever you want for the next twenty minutes.

>Talk with mechanics- they've heard of this guy?
>Find Anzu- does she know Miho's favorite recipe yet?
>Other.

>>32153374
>Talk with mechanics- they've heard of this guy?
Don't go too far.

>>32153393
yeah, this.

>>32153374
>Talk with mechanics- they've heard of this guy?

should we expect them to go all spastic over him?

>>32153437
very

>>32153393

+1 this.
We should check with the mechanics to see if we have to worry about this guy doing anything really dumb. Not big-engine-have-stupid-fun, but try-to-balance-on-one-track-dumb.

>>32153451
I'll get the pop corn. This should be entertaining then.

>>32153374
>>Talk with mechanics- they've heard of this guy?

The mechanic team aren't hard to spot- Well, you know what to look for. They've been pretending to work on top of Rabbit Team's Lee for the past half hour, and nobody had noticed that the spot on the second-largest tank in the hanger gave them an excellent vantage point to watch the proceedings.

With Mr. Hammond dropping down into the turret though, they look a bit disappointed. You decide to cheer them up a bit. "Y'know, you could go over and introduce yourselves..." You say, looking up at them.

"How does one introduce herself to a living god?" Suzuki says, staring past you towards Black Jack.

"Richard Hammond..." Tsuchiya says dreamily.

"He survived a jet car crash, you know?" Nakajima says.

"He's actually touched a Veyron..." Hoshino says dreamily. "I don't even look at pictures of that car- I'm not worthy!"

>"He seems really nice and down-to-earth. He'd probably love to talk about cars with someone."
>"Why don't you tell him about your Porche?"
>"Well, suit yourself- he's not going to be here forever though..."
>Other.

>>32154092
>>"Why don't you tell him about your Porche?"
The doomed brainchild of Ferdinand Porche, now bring back to live to fight the war she meant to be.

>>32154092
>>Other.
"Well then, why don't I introduce you all to him?"

>>32154092
>"He seems really nice and down-to-earth. He'd probably love to talk about cars with someone."

>>32154108
Couldn't have said it better myself! Seconded.
A few threads ago, I brought up the idea of seeing if anyone abroad, say some old Porche engineers or something, was interested in sponsoring the auto club to help see Porche's dreams become a reality. I think we may have something similar in the works.

>>32154092
>>"He seems really nice and down-to-earth. He'd probably love to talk about cars with someone."

If he's a car guy, he may need someone to talk with him about things he knows

>>32154092
>"He seems really nice and down-to-earth. He'd probably love to talk about cars with someone."
>"Why don't you tell him about your Porche?"
both works

>>32154108

>>32154108
This.

>>32154092
Girls like Captain Slow that much?

>>32154325
Captain Slow's James May. Hammond is Hamster.

>>32154325
I can guarantee you there aren't many girls in the world who like their men quick.

>>32154332
Whoops.

Al the englishfolk look the same to me.

>>32154108
+1

;_; wake up BJ pls...

>>32154832
BLACKJACK
BLACKJACK
BLACKJACK

You lean against the Lee. "He's big into cars, right?" You ask quietly. "Why not offer to show him the Tiger you're working on? It was made by Porche, wasn't it?" It's not a bad idea, even if it is a bit of a stretch.

They're silent for a moment before Hoshino speaks. "You think?" She says, pausing for a moment. "Oh, it's in no condition to show off though..."

"...It's still in pieces." Suzuki finishes. "The hull's almost done, though we're still trying to get that diesel-electric system working properly..."

Nakajima puts an end to the waffling. "It sounds like it could work- I mean, pieces or not it's still a Porche..." She sits up with her arms crossed. "I, for one, think he'd be impressed with it."

You smile without looking up at them. You don't know if you've just introduced Richard Hammond to his biggest fans, or the people that are going to kidnap him to worship as some sort of deity of automotives.

>Find Anzu- recieve recipe.
>Look for Miho- start plans for the Tiger II fight.
>Find Patrick and Richard- stress that this interview has to go well.
>Other.

>>32154868
>>Find Patrick and Richard- stress that this interview has to go well.

Or there will be pummellings

>>32154868
>Find Anzu- recieve recipe.
Surely Richard and Patrick are mature enough to not ruin this... right?

>>32154868
>Find Patrick and Richard- stress that this interview has to go well.
>Call Miho on phone- start plans for the Tiger II fight.
see if 'tracking troll' plan has merit.

>>32154868
>Find Patrick and Richard- stress that this interview has to go well.
>Get the filthy Irishman to acknowledge that his usual shenanigans for avoiding the press will not be tolerated.

>>32154898
in case people have forgotten, the plan is this: track Erika from long range, relocate, wait for her to repair the track, then blow her tracks off again, then relocate. rinse and repeat until Erika loses her mind out of sheer frustration, then we do her the mercy of knocking her out.

>>32154963
Thats....
too evil, even for her. But i like it.

>>32154898
This.
Also
>Porche.
BJ, the red squiggles under words means that they're probably misspelled.

>>32154898
This.
I remember from when this guy >>32154963 was first posted, k ripple liked it, (>>32155014, and he still does), I think a couple anons also agreed, and possibly Red Vanya or fluff bringer.

>>32154898
+1

>>32154893
>May I remind you of Episode 63?

You step forward, egged on by internal bravado and the urge to do stupid, embarassing things to show off to a girl. And your senses come back to you. Hell no. HELL NO. Why the hell would you ever want to jump onto a moving float and do quite possible the stupidest dance you'd seen since the Macarena. You're already a badass tank commander- you've got nothing to prove.


Besides, what sort of moron would volunteer for something so demeaning?

As you think this, the music and dancing stops, as if on cue. You're roused from your thoughts as you look up to see that the Glorianna girls have gathered together in the middle of the float- you see something moving up from a compartment amongst them.

"What's happening?" Miho says, as confused as you are. "The music stopped." As you both watch, the crowd of Darjeeling's tank team slowly back away from the new center-piece to their dance.

"Oh God." You say, a feeling of horror, embarassment, amazement and wonder rising in your voice. "Oh my God..." As you watch, you see your radioman, dressed in a Salmon-colored tuxedo, carrying a short cane and wearing, to top it all off, a salmon-colored bowler hat complete with a Angerfish's barbell. He walks among the girls of Glorianna, bidding them to stand behind him.

And he dances. Oh, he dances with gusto and enthusiasm as the music starts back. You look up towards the taiko drum at the front of the float and, for a moment, make eye contact with Anzu. You sigh- you knew it had been too easy, far too easy.

"Goddammit, Patrick."

>they cannot be trusted

>>32155104
I forgot that happened. if there is a choice between doing the right thing and doing the right thing while trolling us, they will take the latter.

>>32155104
Oh they'll behave or we'll rig every metal object they ever come in contact with with capacitors. no matter how big or small for the rest of their days.

>>32154898
>>32154963
'Operation:Humiliation' is a Go!

Need....to sleep...Must finish...BlackJacks thread....4:30am....need....energy..to finish...

>>32155385

You'll only have to be up in a couple of hours anyway. Can't get any real sleep in a couple of hours. Just go without, you'll feel better. Trust a total stranger on the internet about this.

>>32155477
that and chug energy drinks with your protein-heavy breakfast.

You're wondering where to go next when you spy Richard- your driv- alright, you're calling him Driver now. At least until the other Richard leaves. Anyway, you spot Driver and Patrick talking conspiratorially with each other- hushed tones and glances over their shoulders. Not hard to figure out what they're up to.

"Gentlemen." You say, striding towards them. "So, you're going to be giving an interview with Richard in a bit."

"We heard." Patrick says, with little enthusiasm.

"You're not going to screw it up, either." You say, crossing your arms behind your back and darkening your face. "You're going to give a pleasent, honest and family-friendly interview."

Driver smiles at Patrick and looks at you with a smirk. "C'mon- we've gotta have a little fun. He looks like he'll take a joke."

Your eye twitches.

>"Just don't go overboard."
>Let your wrath be known.
>Other.

>>32155801
>>Let your wrath be known.
Unless you want Richard to interview you guys in school infirmary, don't.

>>32155829
this.

>>32155801
>"Just don't go overboard."
"Nothing *too* outlandish, please?"

>>32155801
>>Let your wrath be known.

There will be blood. And pain. And the wailing of angels.

>>32155801
Threaten to shave off Patrick's "beard" if he screws this up. Threaten to share every embarrassing detail we learned about Richard from Saori to every member of the school if he screws this up.

We take no chances.

>>32155898
"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you screw this - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place.

From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you guys this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."

>>32155905
+1

>>32155801
>Let your wrath be known.

>>32155898
>>32155905
this.

>>32155945
penny arcade is bad and you should feel bad.

>>32155905

Saori shall learn of Richard's very large and very specific porn collection? Even if we have to invent it, gather it, and plant it before lunch break?

And Patrick? He gets...uh...basic human dignity?

>>32155972
Never really follows it, just following one or two links provided by "That website that will ruin your life".

Still a nice quote IMO.

>>32155975
>Patrick gets dignity
You're saying some scandalous things, there. Good thing is that he won't like it.

>>32155905
All for it.

>>32155975
Patrick gets forbidden from drinking alcohol.

He's Irish you see.

>>32156015
Woah! There are limits!

>>32155905
+2

>>32156032
Patrick doesn't deserve our limits.

>>32155905

>>32155801
time to post BJ.

"Just don't go too far." You say with a smile. "I'll leave that up it up to your judgement, but if you cross me I. Will. DESTROY. Both of you." Keep it happy. Keep it friendly.

"Well what do you mean too far?" Patrick says. He wary. Good.

"I'll know. You'll know." You say, keeping a big smile on your face- its doing its job to unnerve them. "And if you do... Well..." You look at Richard. "Whatever I had planned for the stunt you pulled last weekend? I can make it much, much worse."

You turn to Patrick. "And for you, Patrick? You'll have to sleep eventually." You leave the threat of retribution hanging in the air like the Sword of Damoclese. And you keep smiling.

"Alright fine..." Richard says, clearly spooked to the point of giving up. "Fine. Regular old boring interview."

Your smile widens and brightens. "Great conversation guys! I think it was really productive!"

>>32156551
night beej.

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER

>We set a date.
>We look at a Porsche.
>The Hamster goes to Kuromuromine.

Girls und Panzer Quest will return on Thursday... Maybe. I'm going to Fanime next weekend so it depends on the schedule- so maybe no GuPQ until the week after next. (I'll let you guys know ahead of time on Twitter.)

Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live.

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

>>32156573
Hooray! I made it to the end for once!

Thanks for running.

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