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You had him make a big flashy entrance then pretended to fight him for England and the dicky things the Norse did to England way back when in order to draw out Loki. You pretended to have a double KO and Loki revealed himself as the creepy scientist guy in a hood who you had been putting in charge of pretty much all your scientific exploits which, you know, sort of raises some questions about the hiring process of both shinigami and yourself. You then worked out some of the deep held emotional issues plaguing you by using creepy shifting power to go horror show on Loki.

You ripped out his eye and Thor hit him in the head with his hammer then went off back to his planet, or world, or where ever it is that they live. Probably north. You kept the eye and when everyone came out to ask what happened you pulled a microphone out of your pants, said ‘Loki’ then dropped it and walked away. Walked away to Sin-Fin’s room specifically where you now seem to be crouching on her bed and staring at the corner of it. The cover to her mattress seems to have slipped off and is rolled against your feet while Sin-Fin sits in a chair against the wall and just sort of stares at you as she is want to do. Okay, I still don’t see how this relates to your cleverness.
(2/4?)

>Define Leg + Dancing Razor = shift patches of skin or bone into metal for defense buffs. Metal teeth and stuff in addition to claws when we go full-abomination. (+Grace Manifestation on top of DL+DR would be Risa made of Angel Steel. That would be absolutely fucking insane.)
>Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites + Fluffy Comfort = Allow allies to be stealthy by giving them a little ear-mouth Risa walkie-talkie stealth generator thing.
>Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites + Hedonistic Cancer = create distracting areas around a hidden detached limb where people will all gather up because it feels really fucking awesome to be there.
>Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites + Best Medicine = paralyze all the scrubby people in one area to keep them there. Could combo with the above to draw them in and then trap them.
>Define Leg + Best way to die = 12* STR on legs. This will be much more effective than having it on the tails because Risa's H2H stat is based in Capoeira to a great extent.
>Sword and Shield + Define Leg + WG Cero = move ceros to coat body and then make them super dense as a kind of defensive forcefield layer thing.
>Dancing Razor + Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites + WG Cero = Cerofy inside of hempty pocket in hand, coat outside of hand in blades/claws/spikes from DR, detatch hand, have it crawl to enemy, detonate shrapnel cero bomb.

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>>32127296
its time.

did you hunt down and kill all the malware?

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“I came in the room and I crawled onto the bed in order to relax and have Swedish fish while fondly rubbing my cheek against her bum.” Pretty standard “When I did so the mattress cover came off at the corner.” So you decided to stare at it? “No, I fixed it. The one over there I fixed, tucked under, went around to make sure they were all proper, and then crawled onto the bed. I did normal bed stuff, rolling around, talking, kicking my feet girlishly while reading magazines and licking the eyeball of the trickster god I stole it from and then the cover came off. Again I fixed it and resumed bed stuff. I was snuggling against my tails when the cover came off again.” You explain your fluffy tails twitching behind you.

So what is your point? “I am a grown ass woman, as the yanks would say. A grown ass woman with several people in my brain to think clever thoughts with me as we plan our clever unlives. I have all this clever and I can’t manage mattress covers.” You snarl narrowing your gaze. Maybe it is just the wrong size? “It never slips with Sin-Fin!” You say pointing accusingly at her.

She continues staring, unblinking at you as you point an accusing finger at her pale face. “It does… not slip when I do… it.” She ellipses mockingly at your failure.

“See?” You demand glaring at the cover. Yes, and while this is all very interesting wasn’t there something you were going to go do? You know, before Loki took some of your juice into that machine you just sort of left in that room unobserved. You were going to do something about a festival? Go hang out with Short-Fin and maybe she will end up in a fetish outfit like Ryoko did? Come on, try to remember.
(3/4)

>>32127358
We have several purchase options now that we have 41spxp.
>DR+DL+ASMA?BCIB =40
Would allow for a lot of the combos I said above. Also, detatching limbs for spying would be good since we're going to the murder mystery town with Sin Fin. This is also the MAXIMUM ABOMINATION option to go for Old One unlocks.

>DR+GM =40
Buffs lightning, gravity, and ceros(a bit). Lets us start to spy on angels when they hum. Might be able to catch bits of Lucifer's plans from listening to the mole or just chill with Assy. Opens the path to growing claws/tail tips/hair tips made of Angel Steel, which would wreck shit. Would also be interesting to see what happens when we Angelfy a Singularity and some Ceros and do a Violet Dawn: Angel edition.

>DL+SAS+DR =35
Adds maximum offense and maximum defense settings to Risa's hand to hand fighting. She could coat her hands/feet/tails/hair in sharp metal and ceros and make the ceros do more damge for maximum offense. Or she could turn patches of skin/bone into metal and coat her body in superdense(low damage dealing, high damage blocking) cero armor. Honestly, it looks really cool.

>FC+ASMABCIB =35
Give allies a stealth totem thing so that they can sneak off somewhere else while we sneak in a differend place. Also a Risa walkie talkie. (I don't like this one much. Seems kinda like the other options would be better in our immediate circumstances, and we can just pick up ASMABCIB and something else for now and just get FC later on)

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You think back and remember trolling on the internet for stuff, then getting information about a festival of some kind in the north. Maybe it was a party actually? The skinny of it is that you have been told something cool and/or plot related was going on in the north, you selected Short-Fin to go with you, and then Loki stuff happened.

You think about what has happened and realize you have to make plans again.

[] Go with Sin-Fin to the North. Back on track we are.
[] Go with Sin-Fin and someone else to the north because she is bad at conversation.
[] Go take care of something in the shrine first
[] Other, please specify

May be some delays here or there while I have to restart and update my computer. I swore I would only do one thing and then stuff happened

SPXP spending and questions/concerns/comments/musings

Intro crap with e-book link and recap thread link: http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
(4/4)

>>32127420
And a couple we'd have to save up for.
>MSSA+GM = 45
Would need 4 more spxp for this one. Would lead to Risa getting her own Angel Sword (doesn't necessarily have to be a sword. Could be gauntlets if we want to ape Ryoko. That might not even require getting swordsmanship up; might just use H2H. It'd make sense to use h2h, since Ryoko has gauntlets and her swordsmanship is shittier than Risa's). Might be cool, but she'd need to get some swordsmanship levels to use it (unless the gauntles work). We could ask SinFin to teach us sword; it would lead to SF getting a bit better and Risa getting some more * in Sword. (I always imagine that she'd swordfight like Crona / Madness Maka from Soul Eater. It would be pretty entertaining.)
>Zero = 50
Save up 9 more spxp and then Beamspam. I dunno about this one. Yeah, I want it, but the other options look much more fun.
>And then a question
Does Carnage Knight take into account the powerlevel of the enemy at all or is it a pure numbers thing? Like, would killing 5 nephilim give a bigger boost than killing 1 angel just because there were more of them?

We never use Best Medicine. Like, ever. I forgot we had the thing. I wonder if we could have used it to root out Loki. Order everyone to run in circles and then start laughing at them and the one that can keeps going woulda been the Loki.

>>32127428
>[x] Go take care of something in the shrine first

we should probably look at what Loki was doing with our science stuff. take Sinny fin fin with us.

and get "I am pretty sure that is mine" and "Define "leg" "

>>32127428
Buy Define leg + Dancing Razor + anybody seen my arm? be careful it bites.

>Allows us to shift bodyparts into metal for defense
>Better cero armor
>Detatch parts for spying and communication (this is a big one, we're about to go to the murder mystery village)

>>32127428
[x] Go take care of something in the shrine first
The machine that Loki put some of our go juice into is unobserved and unsupervised. Since it's Schrodinger go juice, being unobserved makes it able to know its own velocity and position and could superposition itself.

>>32127428
>[x] Go take care of something in the shrine first
I guess we need to go hit the machine until it stops being Loki now.

As for what to buy, I'd love to get Dancing Razor. After that, either define "leg" & the limb detacher OR the Grace Manifestation.

Angel Steel claws and better lightning sound boss, but more abomination powers are also boss.

>>32127428
>[] Go take care of something in the shrine first
We do need to get the whole army plan unlokied.
Buy dancing razor, define leg and sword and shield.

>>32127428
>[] Go take care of something in the shrine first
Check out the machine, mock the shinigami for being stupid. Then trip it is.

>>32127428
>questions
Gauntlets use h2h or Swordsmanship?

Would Define "leg" let us shift the strength 12* on our tails to our legs?

Would Sin-Fin be willing to help us git gud with sword if we were to buy My Sword Sucks Anyway? If she is, that would be a bonding experience that would help her git gudder, right?

And then the thing I asked >>32127444
>Does Carnage Knight take into account the powerlevel of the enemy at all or is it a pure numbers thing? Like, would killing 5 nephilim give a bigger boost than killing 1 angel just because there were more of them?

>>32127662
Oh, and does My Sword Suck Anyway make them solid weapons that look like actual swords, or does it make energy things like Ulquiorra's laser lance thing?

And does it let us make multiple different weapons or is it make a sword and then ya stuck with that sword?

>>32127428
>[X] Go take care of something in the shrine first

>>32127619
We should drag the nofungami scrubs along with us. Apparently if we hang around them enough we'll figure out how to make them morefungami.

>>32127428
>[] Go take care of something in the shrine first
Destroy machine. Preferably by means of gratuitous violence.

To Purchase:
>Define "leg"
>I am pretty sure that is mine
>Sword and shield

I think there's going to need to be some sort of more structured vote for the power buy.

>>32127428

>[X] Go with Sin-Fin to the North. Back on track we are.

Behold! An attention span at last!

I'm good with whatever upgrades as long as we get Grace Manifestation. Because it'd be cool and I'm sure it would make at least one of the Angels incredibly upset.

>>32127721
at least we all agree, define leg is in

Something tell me we want to purchase powers one at a time. You know, to see if their unlocks are more powerful and useful than the combos.

>>32127750
Define leg + Dancing Razor does some cool synergistic shit.

>>32127428
>musings
So, an old one is a being that's outside of the bubble that is the universe and is essentially poking inside it for shits and giggles right? And then Risa ate the Old One Soul King, which makes her a youngish one. But since we were originally from this universe we can't go full old one and exist outside it, correct? Does this mean that Risa is an old one in the cannon verse, since we started messing with it right after we became a young one, and we seem to hop around and not really follow their rules.

If we're going to a festival, maybe we can also take along the twincy family?

Or is it time Sin-Fin and us had some solo action?

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Removed a chunk from the hair that's been bugging me for several hours now..

>>32127770
Risa is basically the cannon verse version of whats his face, the one who dreams the entire universe.

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>>32127360
I did. Just finished up CCleaner and now my computer should be good.
>>32127662
Gauntlets would be h2h, but it is unlikely it will manifest as gauntlets.

Define leg could be able to shift the str to your legs, yes.

Probably.

Killing 5 bigger boost than 1.

>>32127683
Actual weapons. Multiple different ones but I suspect we will have our favored shapes.
>>32127721
It looks like the majority definitely want define leg and there are a few who want dancing razor.

Would a linked structured vote be more welcome or should we go with Define leg + dancing razor?

>>32127822
Azathoth?

>>32127829
>Would a linked structured vote be more welcome or should we go with Define leg + dancing razor?
Sure, get them.

>>32127829
>should we go with Define leg + dancing razor
Get it.

>>32127829
>Would a linked structured vote be more welcome or should we go with Define leg + dancing razor?
works for me

>>32127829
I'd like Grace Manifestation + Dancing Razor. Angel Steel claws are badass. We can get Define "leg" with our next 9 spxp. It's really good, but I think that GM would be better to get in the immediate circumstance.

>>32127829
>Define leg + dancing razor?
Sure.

With 21 we'll have leftover, either buy Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites or save it for GM.

>>32127822
Tommy Westphall?

>>32127832
Yeah, I think so. We literally reset the canon verse when we woke up after all.

>>32127911
Save it.

>>32127820
>Decu does more stuff for Hollow Quest
Azure, you're a lucky guy.

>>32127937
..that's not Decu

>>32127937
dat's Snapple trying his hand at Decu's style

>>32127937
That is snapple.

So going with dancing razor, and Define "leg" while banking the rest.

Also we check out the Lokitron 7 before leaving.

Writing now.

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>>32127946
>>32127980
>>32128027
When... I.... what.. how?

>>32128072
Apparently drawing a shitton can make you better at drawing. Go figure.

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Here's some inspiration for the next time we go full abomination.

>>32128027
>banking the rest
I suspect that the limb detcher would have been useful for the upcoming mission, but oh well. We'll get it at the end of the thread if it looks like it's gonna be a necessity.

>>32128027
If there's time for a quick question, would ya be willing to answer whether or not Hate Engine would lead to unlocking some other Fatebreaker-related things?

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>>32128161
Once we get it I can see us turning into this.

>>32128194
Yes, more physical applications of fate breakers.

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“You know, we did just sort of leave the machine alone after we mic dropped which, while cool, was probably not safe in the long run.” You note tilting your head. Think we should go check it out? “Probably yeah.” You sigh hopping off the bed and turning to go.

As you leave you see Sin-Fin fix her mattress cover and sit down, somehow able to do it when you can’t. I swear to god we either love that woman or we are going to knife her one of these days. Either or. You leap down the hole cut in the floor of the shrine building and walk over to the science center. There, pulsing with violet light is the Lokitron 7, designed to take your energy and make Risa juice for him to, er, science stuff at?

“Ah, Ri-chan.” Hiroshi says looking over at you. “We don’t know what Fu-“ He starts but you hold up your hand.

“You will call him Loki or I will be forced to fight you.” You declare narrowing your gaze.

He smiles thinking you are joking but once your arm glows with crackling cero energy he realizes you are as serious as a bloody heart attack. “Right. We don’t know what, uh, Loki did exactly to the machine. It looks like a mod soul modification chamber just like he said, however the Mod Souls look a little strange. It could just be that they were made to absorb hollow energy or it could be he did something else to them to make it harder on you Ri-chan.”
(1/2)

>>32128210
Not saying ya need to do it right this second, but adding stuff like this to the 'Future Abilities which have not been unlocked' section would probably curve off some of the "IT SUCKS!!! WHY DON'T WE GET BETTER THINGS IN X CATEGORY?!?!!"

Maybe change it to be the 'Future Abilities which have not been unlocked and hints about what currently available unpurchased abilities could unlock' and put things in it like
>[Hate Engine] -> more abilities which use Fatebreakers to do cool shit
>[Grace Manifestation] -> more Angel stuff, maybe have weapon/metal related abilities become angel steel
>[Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites] -> something that would allow for multiple limbs to be detached and controlled simultaneously

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“Of course, it would be nice if he left a helpful instruction manual for the machine, but it looks like whatever he did is fundamental to the way the machine operates. It may be best just to scrap the machine for now until we can find another scientist able to modify or work on souls.” Jager says stepping in from a different room.

Hrm, so should we scrap the mod souls and drain the juice from it? Loki could have dicked it somehow to make your life hell. Or should you let the mod souls be?

[] Scrap it for now. Loki did something dicky to it and it will bite you in the fluffiest part of your tail.
[] Nah, let’s keep them. Cute buggers.
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32128317
>[] Scrap it for now. Loki did something dicky to it and it will bite you in the fluffiest part of your tail.
Fuck Loki, I don't trust his lokisms.

>>32128317
>[x] Other, please specify
Dump them on Lilith. She's contractually obligated to improve cool shit that's lying around, so just leave the machine in Hue Co and let it be her problem.

>>32128351
>inb4 Beelz gets a modified hollow army

>>32128317
>>32128351

I'll 2nd this. What could go wrong?

>>32128317
Keep them for now, but put in extra security measures.

Also ask if anyone has any idea where we can find a new scientist.

I mean, we COULD theoretically have Sin-Fin summon forth the memory of Bastidores, but I don't think that'd work out for us.

>>32128317
>[x] Other, please specify
put it on hold and cease production. study the current crop thoroughly and give me a detailed report when I return. Arial font, size 12, double spaced, single paged,and stapled in the upper left corner or there will be hell to pay."

>>32128317
>[] Other, please specify
"Wait, Wait Wait. Uh, doesn't this division have a LT? Shouldn't she be able to handle this."

>>32128373
Yeah this.

I'd rather not pass the buck to Lilith, but we could still conceivably learn something from these guys.

>>32128351
>>32128363
Or, you know, we could ask her to fix this. Payment would be access to Loki's lab.

>>32128373

>Arial font

Absolutely Disgusting

>>32128373
This. Please do not throw them into heuco. I really don't want an army of demonofided risa clones show up at unfortunate moments.

>>32128317
>other
Seconding >>32128373
And don't give it to Lilith because then they won't be ours anymore and will be used against us.

>>32128390
Are you implying that Shinigami can actually do things without secretly being Norse Gods or Fallen Angels?

>>32128351
gotta say no. She's too much of a wildcard to rely on.

maybe when/if we finally cool things off with Satan.

>>32128420

What if they are Little Risas?

>>32128317
>[x] Scrap it for now. Loki did something dicky to it and it will bite you in the fluffiest part of your tail.
KILL THEM. IT'S A TUBE FULL OF PROTO-RYOUICHI.

PURGE THE DISAPPOINTMENTS!

>>32128409
She was very specific about gh payment that she would accept. It's a terrible idea all around.

>>32128418
Your right, it should be in comic sans

>>32128373
Second

>>32128434
To be fair, there internal security measures were weakened by the fact that they were indoctrinated into believing that fallen angels and Norse gods don't exist.

Reminder that we're currently at about powerlevel 59 and we need to get to 80 for Lucifer to not kill us.
that's higher than Odin, he's 78. Thor's 70. Loki was only in the mid 60s.

>>32128444
Not even then. Throwing things into heuco is never a good idea.
>>32128446
We could have given her ryouichi but we ate him before hand.

>>32128452

It's Risa's preferred font for when she's let her down and wants to have fun

>>32128483
How long do we have again?

>>32128483
Pretty sure we were only 50.
dat third release is going to help though.

>>32128317
We could make a few, just to see what comes out.

But we should start on a second machine, push back the timeline a little.

Oh, and check on Whitey while we're here.

I still say we should get Hedonistic Cancer. We get to ooze into the personification of [Joy] as well as anything it unlocks.

>>32128512
Azure said "~59-60"

Demanding a paper report while halting the machine seems to win.

Writing.

>>32128317
>>32128373

support

>>32128505
We don't know exactly. 's why we gotta be like the hungry hungry Risa and chow the fuck down on lots of stuff.

>>32128530
Give them permission to kill anything that comes out of it if it starts being freaky like Aliens.

>>32128521
You are correct sir.

>>32128512
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/32086459/#32095025

Risa: 59~60
Thor: 70
Odin: 78
Michael: 98
Azrael: 95
Tao: The girl from before? 50
D&D wizard: Depends on level and if they read gaming forums
Weapon: 99

Lucifer all-out: 100
Loki somewhere in the 60s (same thread different post)

If we'd been able to root him out ourself, us + SinFin + Ryoko + Plantdoka coulda stomped the shit out of Loki.

>>32128530
>inb4 leaving the machine to be watched by scrubs was a bad idea
We should just eat/smash/punt it into the sun and be done with it.

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"Put it on hold and cease production. Study the current crop thoroughly and give me a detailed report when I return. Arial font, size 12, double spaced, single paged, and stapled in the upper left corner or there will be hell to pay.” You say to Hiroshi, pointing at him threateningly. “Wait, why am I pointing at you? Where is the LT of the squad?” You ask looking over the lab.

You see her in the corner working at a machine and toss a bala near her. She looks up in shock and you point at her threateningly. “This paper will be the majority of your grade so you might want to get an early start on it rather than just waiting till the last few days.” You explain turning and leaving the room

“Risa! Hey, Risa, wait.” Jager says following after you.

“We have nothing to say to a Judas-bombs.” You say as you walk. Hey, they do have the same number of letters in their name. Fancy that.

“If you will just stop for a second and let me-“ Jager says walking behind you.

“I mean, the only person who really believed me was Sin-Fin. She can be my new bombs now. Sin-Bombs. Bomber-fin. I will work on it. I mean, your friend tells you people are Loki but you would rather trust in Loki’s lies then your friend’s not lies.” You mean her friend’s psychotic ramblings and purposeful assaults on what she thought was innocent people? “That is sort of funny.” You agree.

“I was wrong and I want to say I am sorry okay?” Jager asks running in front of you.

You nearly run her over and she should signal before she cuts you off. “Oh?’ You ask.

“About that whole Loki thing. You were right, and I was mad and didn’t listen and things could have gotten really bad. I am sorry.” She offers.

Do you accept her apology?
[] Scold, lecture, and bully her some. She didn’t trust you after all
[] Hug her and forgive her instantly because that is all you wanted.
[] No Jager, I don’t think I can forgive you. (Do not forgive her)
[] Other, please specify

>>32128624
I don't wanna scrap it until we know for sure its a trap.

Loki could have just been beating off into it for all we know

>>32128637
>[x] Hug her and forgive her instantly because that is all you wanted.

"Just because I am paranoid does not mean they aren't out to get me."

and scratch her behind the ears, she likes that right?

>>32128637
I don't want to stay mad at her for long, but she does not deserve instant forgiveness.

>>32128637
>[] Scold, lecture, and bully her some. She didn’t trust you after all
"I had to fight with an out of control beserker to find someone who could help me. Which is fine really. I'm used to friends losing control of their powers and trying to kill me at this point."

>>32128637
>[x] Other, please specify

accept her apology. offer a fluffy tail session to show its all water under the bridge (caress her with fluffy tails)... after us and sin-fin deal with shenanigans to the north (yank the tails away)

>>32128740
Thank god Thor had a flask of Mad-Be-Gone. We probably could have taken Ryoko, but we don't want her dead. Best scrub doesn't get to die.

>>32128637
>[] Scold, lecture, and bully her some. She didn’t trust you after all

Everyone else will burn

>>32128740
Oh, right, Jager's afraid of showing us her 2nd release because it makes her berserk and we'd think less of us right? We should remind her we deal with that on a daily basis."

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>>32128705
>>32128744
>>32128740

So being still sort of mad at her seems to be winning? Writing now

>>32128740
Irrelevant to the thing she's asking for.

>>32128637
[x] Shift into child Risa
[x] Scold, lecture, and bully her some. She didn’t trust you after all

It's to be expected from Risa, and shifting into child form is easier for Jager to take.

All of our students except Kouta has tried to kill or is planning to [looking at you Akira] (Ryoko didn't do it on purpose, zerker rage and all but it still kinda counts).

we should get him something nice.

>>32128785
just a smidge, don't give her the impression our friendship is RUINED FOREVER.

like a "give me an afternoon to chill" vibe

>>32128577
>If we'd been able to root him out ourself

True, but Thor is apparently really good at drawing out his brother. And we're kind of insane and can't do that as easily.

>>32128822
We did sort of ask Ryoko to do it. And she had fun. Isn't that what's most important?

>>32128785
I'm all for hugs for the hug god, but I'm okay with being a little mad. For a little bit.

>>32128637
The fact that she isn't dead yet speaks volumes about this situation. Look at all the other petty, disproportionate vengeance we've inflicted upon people/places/races for relatively small slights.

She was practically complicit in Loki plots. And she's still alive. Unlive. Whatever.

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"I had to fight with an out of control beserker to find someone who could help me. Which is fine really. I'm used to friends losing control of their powers and trying to kill me at this point. Still, the only ones who just straight up believed me was a crazy person and Ryoko who I think was angling for my knickers at that point.” You explain.

“I know, and I’m sorry.” She says and you shrug.

“That may be, but I am still mad. Look, we can talk about it after I come back from my trip to the north.” You say.

“Want some help?” She asks and you shrug.

“I have Sin-Fin. We will be able to manage it.” You brush off her implied bonding attempt and move to the residential area.

“You know how to find me.” She says walking off.

You didn’t break anything. Good job. You make your way to the shrine and climb the rope to Sin-Fin’s room making sure to avoid the stairs at all costs. Of course, the rope doesn’t have any knots so it is sort of annoying but still you make it up. “Hello again my Sin-Fin!” You shout in greeting.

“You come… a lot.” She notes ellipsily. Epilepsy. Elliptically. With the dots!

“So I do. Had a small matter to take care of what with Loki. No big deal, but now we are back on track. Shall we go to the north and solve a murder mystery? That means it will be a bit puzzly like last time and with a fun fight round the end or beginning if I lose my patience.” You ask.

She looks left. Lefter. Right. Down, up then nods. Didn’t get the banana gun. She stands up and you…

[] Sonido off to the north together!
[] Go in a car! You are pretty sure you used to be able to drive at one point.
[] Get someone else to come with you (Who?)
[] Other, please specify

>>32128637
>>32128785
Announce that "The city-state of Risa has decided to be Cross With You. We regret the necessity of this stance, but public opinion demands it. However we intend to review this after the next Parliamentary Election."

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>>32129050
>[x] Go in a car! You are pretty sure you used to be able to drive at one point.


let Sin Fin drive

>>32129050
>[] Get someone else to come with you (Who?)
Wherewolf. Also invite Kota if he wants to come

>>32129050

[] Get someone else to come with you (Who?)

Dreiteybitey and Shiba maybe?

Then [] Go in a car! You are pretty sure you used to be able to drive at one point.

Roadtrip

>>32129050
>[x] Go in a car! You are pretty sure you used to be able to drive at one point.
We could just become a car and then have a Risa body grow out of the driver's seat.

Shapeshifting is awesome and I look forward to every upgrade we can get for it.

>[x] Get someone else to come with you (Who?)
Which one of them is smart about things? This is a murder mystery, so we're probably going to need a Velma to our Scooby and Sin-Fin's clinically depressed Shaggy.

>>32129124
Sounds good to me. Pretty sure Kota's sheet is horribly out of date anyway.

>>32129124
>>32129128
>>32129145
Akira would be better. If we can get him to cooperate.

>>32129050
>Get someone else to come with you (Who?)
Bring kouta as thanks for not trying to kill us at any point.

>>32129145
>Which one of them is smart about things?

We can bring Akira. He can kind of cut through mysteries like cheat mode is on. Plus if we save the world enough, maybe he won't kill us.

>>32129162
>Akira would be better. If we can get him to cooperate.

Akira's a dick though and we don't want dicks on our road trip/murder mystery extravaganza

>>32129187
We need to bring him with us to do things if we want to make him stop being a dick though.

>>32129187
We cant convince anyone to not be a dick if we dont hang out with them.

>>32129050
>[X] Get someone else to come with you (Who?)
because the voices said so!

>>32129124
Oh, right, If we bring nofungami along enough we can learn to make them morefungami.

>>32129220
Why the fuck would we even want to?

>bring
Sin fin
Werewolfgami
Akira
Kouta

>>32129239
So they're less useless? That's kinda like asking why we helped Jager get a second release

>>32129239

Because hating people for being different is exactly what a nazi would say.

>>32129280
Jager's second release is useful.

Shinigami are not useful. They're low level mooks that are only good for tending a soul-farm. Making a bunch of them is a flagrant waste of god power.

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Looks like Shiba and Kouta are pretty wanted with Akira hovering at strong maybe leaning being brought.

Writing now

>>32129239
Eh, Shiba is alright. As was monster. The rest are backstabbing loki lovers though.

So congratulate Shiba on being a slightlyfunigami and offer a sinfin Road trip in reward?

>>32129308
No, we'd learn to make the nofungami more powerful as individuals. Like bring Werewolf up to CC level at least.

>>32129355
See, that would probably be a tiny bit useful. But it's not the idea you presented. You said that you wanted to make more shinigami, which is a pointless endeavor.

>>32129329

Except for Natsuki of course

>>32129370

Yo, he wrote

>we can learn to make them morefungami

Which probably means make them more fun, not multiply their presence on this doomed
earth

>>32129399
Well looks like I stand corrected. My brain must have autocorrected 'morefunigami' into 'more shinigami'.

>>32129355
Sorry, guy.

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>>32129329
we should hang out with Monster someday

>>32129441
He's dead, Jim.

>>32129441
We haven't seen him since SS got angel'd. Also, one of the traitor captains is MIA and I expect to run into him at some point.

>>32129450
MIA not dead.

>>32129450
They're all dead. except Ryoko and the Twincy family

Writing writing

I literally decided to not try to out drink a few friends and am driving home so I won't miss this.

I just realized that Ryoko's "Beloved Little Sister" ability had to do with getting Norse people to help her, not some bizarre shit with Risa.

Did any of the Vizard Captains make it to earth?

>>32129370
From what I understand, shinigami are basically random ghosts given a sword and taught some spells. They're probably being recruited passively anyway. I mean, if they require some sort of special forge or something I suppose we could sneak around what's left of SS and steal it (Or just send someone else sneaky while we do other things) but I can't see why we'd spend faith points on it.

>Plantdoka's sword is named "Spes"
>Spes is the Roman goddess of Hope.


>>32129590
Speaking of, why don't they have an archery stat on Juan's sheet?

Here, I'll write the line for ya.

Archery: It's probably really damn good going by what we've seen, and the guy that typed up the original joke paste was going to keep pestering me until I did something about this, so here it is.

>>32129758
From what I understand Hollows are basically random ghosts who've gone so insane their hearts are on the outside.

>>32129590
Unrelated, but would Idemque be a valid 'weapon' to use for training swordsmanship?

>>32129758
I'm betting there are some elder artifacts or something in Soul Society somewhere that we'd need to go nick if we want to do stuff with shinigami.

>>32129974
I didn't think Soul Society existed anymore, since it WAS the Soul King.

>>32129950
Thus we don't need to expend effort to make them. We're just powerleveling them

>>32130002
I see no reason to refer to the area which used to be Soul Society as a different name. It's not like we have something better to call it.

>>32130059
I think he means it might of disappeared after we killed the soul king.

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“Good now we should bring someone else. Someone fun, and probably werewolfish.” You note scratching your chin.

Sin-Fin just stares at you, being extraordinarily helpful with her support and you snap your fingers in realization. “I know just who to grab!”

You signal Sin-Fin to follow you then sonido a few levels down. You sniff the air and find the first of your merry band. Shiba is sighing as she looks over some reports from her scrubbygami soldiers. You put your hands over her eyes and, using a voice from a young shinigami you killed and ate many years ago, command “Guess who.”

She frowns as you see her furrow her brow in thought. “Sorry who-“ She asks and when she turns to see you standing there proudly with your modest chest puffed out at your great trick her neutral tone goes colder. “Oh. Hello Schrodinger.”

“Shiba my werewolf companion, I have great news! You have earned an all-expense paid road trip with me to the north.” We aren’t going to pay for all her expenses. Inventory’s bloody money terrifies us.

“Sorry, too busy.” She says looking back at the papers.

You frown as you wrap your arms around her and lean against her back. “Come on, it will be fun! We can solve mysteries and you can be the shaggy in our mystery machine.” We get that reference.

“No, like I said I am too busy trying to make sure the world doesn’t fall apart.” She grumbles and a light bulb goes on in your brain.

You flinch in pain and then say “Well, that’s too bad. Since Sin-Fin is going with me and I thought you would enjoy having some time with her.” You explain making her freeze. “Yep, and here I was thinking I could make a chance for you to go on a road trip of Sin-Fin during this trip with her. Still, if there is too much work I guess it can’t be helped. I will have to take her clothes off when she is alone with me on this trip. Get my tails nice and wet and-“ Cover her in sticky cicada eyes.
(1/3?)

>>32130010
>>32129950
Hollows are something Lucifer did as a project in part to spite God and in part to make himself an army. He considered them a failure and abandoned them.

Then SK comes along and plops his fat ass down and starts making Shinigami. We don't know if it Shinigami cost something to be produced or if they are free, because SK was making a net gain in power either way by setting it up so everything they kill would go to his belly.

We don't know if making shinigami will cost us anything or if it's free, and if they cost us something, then making them is a bad idea because we don't have the time to set up a farm and turn a profit. On top of that, the cat's kinda out of the bag with regards to what SK was doing. They'll probably get suspicious if the person who ate the soul king starts setting up a suspiciously similar system.

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“There are others who can do this.” She explains sending a small black butterfly out. “Just don’t finish what you were going to say.” Some of us wanted you to.

She goes off to pack and you find Kouta and Akira talking in the other room. Akira is staring at you as you walk in, as if he had been waiting for it. He sighs and stands up to go pack. “Kouta!” You esay clinging to his back.

“Whoa, hey sensei what’s up?” He asks.

“I am here to give you a reward. Something intense and hot which is my little way of saying ‘Thank you’ for not trying to kill me or planning on it.” You explain slowly tracing the tips of your fingers over his chest.

“W-wait, you mean-“ He starts to ask and goes wide eyed. “No, hold on that’s great and all and being hot for teacher is fine but that isn’t something that can just happen you know?” He asks.

“Too bad, it is happening. That’s right you are going on an exciting adventure with me to the north! There will be puzzles and prizes and someone will probably die! Akira is coming too but he knew that because of his power.” You explain spinning and pointing dramatically to the North.

“Oh. Oh! That, heh, for a second there I thought you were going to try and sleep with me.” He sighs and you take a step back aghast.

“You want to sleep on my fluffy tails? That is only for special occasions!” You explain.

“What? No, I mean like sex.” He says then goes a little red when he realizes what he said. “I mean, not that I think about it.”

You coil your tails behind you to protect them and tilt your head. “Problem with that is I am pretty sure I don’t quite remember how it all works.” You got into some weird shit at the end. Fucked with your head.
(2/3?)

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“All of it? Seriously?” He asks standing up. “Not even oral? I mean, that is pretty straight forward. Plus with your shapeshifting you could make a bunch of great things like wrapping your tongue around it, or making a whole bunch of tongues inside your throat or, like, shift your tongue to become a tube with a buts of spinning tongues.” He says getting a little dreamy eyed.

He seems to have given this a lot of thought. “Huh. So that’s what you masturbate to.” You say and he clears his throat and looks to the side. “Well, I suppose that might work but there again I would probably muck it up still. For example, do blokes like it when tiny, hollow quills filled with venom stab into their knob when going at a lass’s face?” You wonder.

“What? No! Jesus, that’s awful!” He seems to want to cover his groin at this.

“See, and that was the least weird thing I thought fellatio consisted of. I am fairly certain it will get distressingly unpleasant from there.” You explain as he leaves to go ask his mom for permission and other teenager stuff.

You make it outside with your crew minus Akira and find him leaning against a car. You narrow your gaze and he sighs. “You would have realized you don’t have a car, then things would have gotten bad. I just saved us some time and attention.” He explains.

“Where did you get a GTO from?” You ask looking over the vehicle.

He stares at you like you are stupid for a few moments and then sighs. “The back should have enough room if we squeeze in.”
(3/4)

>>32130202
He's already paying off!

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“Okay, so it will go Sin-Fin up with me, Shiba and the boys in the back.” You say.

“Why does she sit up front?” Kouta wonders as he piles in.

“Because I don’t trust Shiba in the backseat of a car with Sin-Fin.” You explain making shiba grumble

Good thing Ryouichi moved to Canada, otherwise we could not have the lads in the back either. "Yeah, I am sure he is doing well there." You say, Canada maybe a nickname for your tummy

You put your hands on the wheel and…

[] Warn Kouta about going blind, he is fun to tease
[] Call Akira creepy
[] Talk to Sin-Fin about how sad she is
[] Ask if it is a full moon
[] Just listen to the radio
[] Other, please specify
(4/4)

>>32130268
>Warn Kouta about going blind, he is fun to tease
> Ask if it is a full moon

>>32130268
I'm kind of morbidly curious about what exactly would have happened if Akira hadn't acquired this car.

>>32130268
>[] Find someone to speedrace

>>32130268
>Just listen to the radio
Be reminded of our hatred for MTV.
Is MTV the earths governments secret weapon?

>>32130268
Ask Kouta and Shiba how they're doing on the whole "sucking less" thing. Like acknowledge that we know it's not their fault that they got left behind in the power race, but as it stands they're the bodies lying on the ground to establish that the latest bad guy means business.

They're Yamcha, in other words.

>>32130268
>[] Warn Kouta about going blind, he is fun to tease
>[] Call Akira creepy
>[] Talk to Sin-Fin about how sad she is
>[] Ask if it is a full moon
taunt all the scrubs

>[] Other, please specify
have monologue come through on the radio a shock jock

>>32130344
No, that's BET.

>>32130268
Ask Kouta how his training is coming along.

>>32130268
If we ever come to a red light, we use our gravity shenanigans to jump the intersection like the Dukes of Hazzard. Or that flying car from Flubber. I like Flubber, it was a good movie. It came out in 1997, so Risa could totally know about it. Make a mental note to fight like Flubber the next time we have to fight something.

Wait, what was I saying? Oh right. Things to do in the car.
>[x] All of the above.

>Razors don't dance, asshole: Allows you to will your tails and craws harder so you don't break them all the time. Increases durability as a side effect. [15spxp]

I just noticed that we unlocked that for purchase. Coolio.
I bet we need to get it and GM to unlock ANGEL STEEL all over.
Seriously. Just imagine Risa as a giant flowing twisting mess of holy steel that rips and tears at everything.

Drive home and nothing has happened yet. Ahh well.
>Azure is the reason why I'm not an alcoholic

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>>32130448
>craw

>>32130268
Ask Kouta how Zweity is getting along, also if Friedhelm is growing out of being awful anytime soon.

Ask Shiba how she and the Shinigami intend to halt the double apocalypse given that they're pretty much the leftover digestive bacteria from some tentacled asshole.

>>32130468
He drinks so that others do not have to. Truly he is the savior this time needs.

>>32130562
I'm drinking and its only gonna get blurrier from here. Azure, how much do you drink over the course of a thread?

Rolled 30

Checking

>>32130718
be sure to wave hi to Dom

>>32130718
I eagerly await the day when we roll a 100 for universe pantshitting index

>>32130718
30 driving laws broken. Alright.

>>32130754
more like driving 30x the speed limit

>>32130749
We go and get drunk with Michael and convince him to take us to god, who says sorry about the whole mental rape thing? Then we eat them both as their penitence?

>>32130749
we go back in time and make out with our past self and everyone's mum

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“You know Kouta, you really should cut back. Lads go blind if they work it too much.” You explain looking back at him with sympathy as you work the clutch.

“What? Look, I am not going to have a conversation about that.” He grumbles. “It is just perfectly normal and isn’t your business.”

You look taken aback. “Of course it is my business! You are tickling yourself to me which makes it at least partially my responsibility.” You explain

“This is a gross conversation.” Shiba sighs.

“I am sorry to have caused it.” Kouta looks out the window his face going red up to his ears.

“I have brothers both younger and older. No need to be so embarrassed about it, but Risa you really shouldn’t bring that sort of thing up. He is at a delicate age.” Shiba explains looking at you through your mirror.

“Of course you would take his side, you manage it just about as often.” You say making her go red.

“What? No I don’t! Why would you think that? Why would you say that?” Shiba says going red too.

You drive steadily for a while as the silence fills the car then you glance back. “You realize I hunt by smell right? I mean, when monologue describes me as knowing go juice it is not that I hear or feel it as much as I smell it. I can smell a staggering number of things, such as if you washed your hands in the restroom, or if you diddled yourself moaning someone’s in this cars name or ate a piece of caramel a few days ago and didn’t even offer to share it with me you selfish werewolf.” You say narrowing your gaze in hate. “Caramel is my favorite.” Except when it isn’t.

“So why do you have to bring up our, er, private habits? Why was that the topic of your fascination?” Kouta asks.
(1/3)

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“Because either you two do it way too much or Akira needs to do it more. Little bastard never smells of it and I can only conclude that is why he can see the future. He isn’t going blind and if you could keep your hand off your giggle button for a few days then you might be able to manage it too. Or maybe Akira is just creepy.” You say looking at Akira who has decided to get some sleep.

Little bastard.

You turn on the radio and let the uncomfortable silence end with music. You frag the radio halfway to the village because Japan has no taste and let the uncomfortable silence rule the car.

You arrive at the village after a few hours, the snow making the roads slower than you would like. You see roadblocks in the way as well as a pair of cars. Men in suits stand in front of you and- “I must ramp it.” You say realizing what it is you must do.

“What? Sensei, those guys are signaling for you to stop.” Kouta explains but you don’t care about the men in the road.

In fact, since they are on the road the rules of the road say they are worth points. Your tires squeal against the road and you fly off. You shift gears quickly humming some vaguely car related song to yourself. The men dive out of the way as your car’s engine screams. Also Kouta screams but he doesn’t matter. You warp gravity and hit the snow pile with gusto. You go flying through the air, cackling like a mad woman.
(2/3)

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You feel a few instabilities in the universe as your car gets pulled by the strange gravity you are forcing on it. You use that to fly the rest of the way into the village and crash front first on the ground. The metal crumples and you balance precariously for a moment before falling forward and landing on the top of the car.

The impact was massive, but you are of course okay. Akira seems to have positioned himself just right to not get any real damage while Shiba grabbed Kouta and held him tight to help protect him.

“Ah, careful shiba. If your hands touch I am pretty sure you will get pregnant. What with how much you two entertain yourselves.” You explain and she glares daggers at you.

You unbuckle yourself and crawl out of the car. The others get out of the car too and you look around the city. No one is out, or even came to see the crashing sound. You sniff the air and make out the muddled smells of people but also other things. Old blood, disease, gun powder, fear, pain, death, darkness, and most noticeably rage. Odd.

As the others get out of the car you have a decision to make.

[] Go to the hospital. That is where diseases are fixed
[] The police station, most towns have one right?
[] The school. Schools are your best place
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>32130918
Why is there a penis lizard?

>>32130939
>[] The school. Schools are your best place
Who's the archdemon of Wrath again?

>>32130939
>[] The school. Schools are your best place
Unless someone has a good right in this is a good bet.
I'm guessing zombies? That fits all the hints. Also we should ease up on Shiba, she might be a werewolf but shes a good werewolf.

>>32130939
>[x] Other, please specify
"Alright, everybody. This place smells like Zombie Apocalypse. I don't know if it's my fault or not, but I'm counting it as number 3, even if it turns out to just be Scooby Doo guys in masks."
Then retrieve a few cricket paddles from our pants and give one to everybody.

>[x] The police station, most towns have one right?
Criminals are people that are too fun to be kept in plain sight, because normal people spontaneously burst into fun around them. They'll know what's what. There might also be a hobo in the slammer for public drunkenness, which could be fun.

Akira's sheet's gone unupdated since the first wave of scrub git guddening.
I wonder how terrifying he is now.

>>32130990
>I'm guessing zombies? That fits all the hints. Also we should ease up on Shiba, she might be a werewolf but shes a good werewolf.
could be wrath demons of some sort. Would fit the anger bit.

>>32130939
>[x] The school. Schools are your best place

we am teacher. we teach reeeeeallll good

>>32130939
>[] Go to the hospital. That is where diseases are fixed
Lets dive right in.

>>32130939
>[] The police station, most towns have one right?
Police stations have police officers.
Police officers have badges.
Badges are shiny.

>>32131123
But schools will have crafting supplies, and those supplies will include rope and yarn.

School it is then.

Writing now.

If this is a zombie senario then we can finally do a proper zombie recovery. The military has already closed the area off, and its a small town or village or whatever.
So we need to gather the survivors and retake the town/village/place block by block. Food might be a problem at first but once we climb high enough in the tech tree and resque enough survivors we can assign some of them to farms.
Remember to keep rotating patrols and conserve ammo.

>>32131226

Or we could just eat all the zombies and make the survivors worship us as a God

>>32131226
If this is a goblin senario then we can finally do a proper goblin recovery. The military has already closed the area off, and its a small town or village or whatever.
So we need to gather the survivors and retake the town/village/place block by block. Food might be a problem at first but once we climb high enough in the tech tree and risque enough survivors we can assign some of them to farms.
Remember to keep rotating patrols and conserve arrows.

>>32131309
We can just rip concrete from the ground and throw seeds at it

Ok. What do you want to bet that the 'zombies' are actually some pagan god wank?

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“So, this is clearly a zombie apocalypse.” You note looking around the snowy town. “Also, I had nothing to do with this one. This is a totally Risa free apocalypse.”

“Good job only destroying the world twice then.” Shiba grumbles sarcastically. Shouldn’t she be saying sorry you were only able to destroy the world?

Sin-Fin swats at something, probably shadow risa going for the bum again the cheeky slag. “Where now?’ She asks, her voice carrying the constant melancholy you are accustomed to.

“The school. May as well check somewhere and I like schools. Schools are full of clever things and clever people being clever.” You explain seeing a clock in the distance which is normally placed on the main building of the campus.

Sin-Fin nods and follows while Akira just sighs and steps along after you. “You okay kid?” Shiba asks Kouta and he lets out a weak laugh.

“Well, somehow.” He explains following after. “Thank you [Ms. Shiba]” He offers.

“Hey kid, you don’t have to bother with the honorific. Just Shiba will do, or Mizuko if you want” She replies and they seem to get along.

Yay friendship!

You find the school building in quite a mess. School supplies, books, and desks litter the courtyard. You step into the building and it smells like a particularly low quality butcher’s shop. You walk through the halls and see piles of gore and human remains all around. The building smells empty, but this might be a good time to split up and search for clues. And stare at Short-Fin’s bum

Who do you go with?
[] All stay together, because we have seen the movies.
[] We all have super powers. Two teams should be fine one for the upstairs one for down here
[] Everyone goes alone.
[] Other, please specify

I wonder what Azures win conditions will be. Cleanse the town? Rescue everyone? Escape via helicopter? Discover the cure? Teach the zombies/goblins the meaning of love?

>>32131365
Almost certainly.

>>32131407
>[X] All stay together, because we have seen the movies.

>>32131407
>[x] All stay together, because we have seen the movies.
If we get bit, we're chopping the part off and just growing a new one.

>>32131407
>[] We all have super powers. Two teams should be fine one for the upstairs one for down here

We'll take the Werewolf and the Good Scrub

>>32131407
>[] We all have super powers. Two teams should be fine one for the upstairs one for down here
Seems an unlikely spot for the boss, lets spread out.
Alright class, hurry up and find a partner.

>>32131407
>All stay together, because we have seen the movies.

Sticking together it is. Writing now barring sudden shift.

>In Japanese mythology, Izanami was the younger sister and wife of Izanagi. She gave birth to five children, the islands of Japan, and died giving birth to a sixth, which Izanagi killed in rage, creating a number of dieties. In a myth similar to that of Orpheus, Izanagi unable to deal with his grief went into Yomi, the Japanese underworld, to retrieve his beautiful wife, only to discover that she had become a worm-ridden rotted corpse. Terrified, he fled with the now undead goddess chasing him along with eight vicious hags. When Izanagi came to the enterance of Yomi, he sealed it with a boulder. Izanami cursed Izanagi, and threatened that, if she were to ever escape, she would kill a thousand people a day, to which Izanagi furiously replied that he would create 1,500 more.

Yay incest zombie goddess!

>>32131513

Also date rape's mom, which explains a lot actually

>>32131513
She also has some command over Raijin, the god of lightning/thunder/storms.

We totally gotta eat a Raijin.

>>32131513
Ugh, that means we need to eat more gross things.

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>>32131513
guys, we should take the SPXP on this one

>>32131563
Forgot to say that he uses drums to do shit, so eating him and taking his storm drums would combo delightfully with Idemque.

He also has a Raiju pet thing
>Its body is composed of lightning and may be in the shape of a cat, fox, weasel, or wolf. The form of a white and blue wolf (or even a wolf wrapped in lightning) is also common. It may also fly about as a ball of lightning (in fact, the creature may be an attempt to explain the phenomenon of lightning). Its cry sounds like thunder.

I can't imagine the Japanese gods are very strong. They simply never had the number of worshipers or the years that the other gods have had. God, greek, norse, ect. And they haven't had holy wars or any notable amount of sacrifice as far as I can remember.

>>32131584
Nah, take XP. SPXP is much easeir to come by.

>>32131603
Norse aren't even gods in the same sense as the Shinto ones. They're just strong things that people started worshipping, but the worship doesn't really make them stronger.

>>32131584
Now now anon, don' count your chickens before they mutilate the babysitter.

>There are probably lots of easy to kill zombies all around
>The first time in forever that Carnage Knight would have actually been useful.
Hue.

>>32131627
>They're just strong things that people started worshipping
Explain further. I thought they were straight gods, and google isn't telling me anything to the contrary.

>>32131689
In this quest, they aren't gods in the same sense as other gods.

>>32131647
It's not too late

>>32131701
Yeah but why do you think that? Did Azure say that somewhere?

>>32131724
Yes.

>>32131724
In this case specifically, it seems like the Norse Gods descended unto Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and told them what the real deal was.

Because in case you missed it, Loki was totally Tom Hiddleston.

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Canon Quincies are fucking weird.

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“I have seen the movies. I think we should all stick together.” You say nodding. “Yeah, because one of you are going to be bitten and I honestly can’t stand putting down the dog once it has gone bad. Do you want to make your teacher cry?” You ask and Kouta shakes his head.

“Okay sensei, let’s check it out together.” He agrees.

You go into one of the larger classrooms and start looking around. There is nothing in the daily journals, but reading private stuff is fun so you do that while the others look around in the desks. Sin-Fin is accompanied by Shiba while Kouta and Akira are looking through the teacher’s stuff. “Looks like you got caught up in some crazy stuff again. I suppose it is never a dull moment around you, huh?” Shiba asks Sin-Fin.

“It happens… a lot. My punishment.” She says.

“This is your punishment? Well, if this punishment makes me able to spend more time with you I must thank the one who made it.” Shiba replies, dropping her spaghetti all over the place.

“Wait, spaghetti?” You ask. They get what it means.

“That would be god.” Akira says taking some of the money out of the dead teacher’s wallet. “He punished her for eating the forbidden fruit. As a result all men die and all must suffer.” He explains.

“R-right. Eve, yeah, well it doesn’t mean you can’t be made happy again right?” She offers straight up lasagna falling out of her robes now.

“Seriously do you want Italian or something because we can stop somewhere on the way back.” You say glancing up. They get it.

“That is what punishment means.” Sin-Fin says calmly straightening up.

Shiba tries to smile. “You deserve to be happy, you don’t deserve to be miserable. If you would just let me try and-“ she was about to say something just as come on Shiba when Sin-Fin interrupts her.
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“No, I don’t” She says raising her voice. “I made a mistake. I was lied to and used, and betrayed after being made simply to satisfy the voyeuristic desire of a sadistic psychopath who made a single rule because he wanted no one to be like him. I was used by the first wife of a man I was forced to love because it was my job and this is my repayment?!”

She kicks the desk over and you see dark cracks forming on her skin. “Sin-Fin I think” You start but sin-Fin turns and glares at you.

“You would make me into a weapon! Turn me into a blade to fight your fuck head son and you want me to listen? Listen Eve. Obey Wife. Be shackled Mother. Do what I say Sin-Fin. Suffer Sin-Fin. Be hurt for us Sin-Fin! Well why should I get hurt for you?! Because you are a little nice to me? Because you think I am crazy? That I am standing on the edge of reason and you can use that!?” She asks and then turns to Shiba.

“And you. You think I can give you what you want? That I could love you? Or do you just want to fuck me?” She asks and you nearly break hearing Sin-Fin say such foul things. “Fine. Here, I am just a doll you can play with and throw away.” She grabs Shiba’s hand and shoves it to her groin.

“What’s wrong with you?” Shiba asks jerking back.

She is infected! Save the Fin!

[] Tell her to calm down!
[] Attack her before she bites you!
[] Just watch.
[] Other, please specify
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>>32131959
>[] Just watch.

We are not so good at talking to people

>>32131959
>[] Just watch.
let her vent, would be good for her in the long run, make sure to stop her before she does anything too extreme though, like undressing or ripping shiba in half

>>32131959
>slap her
because honestly i am pissed that sin-fin thinks that we are only using her

>>32131959
Fucking hell the rage virus made her say more words then she did in like 30 threads.

>>32131959
>[x] Tell her to calm down!

"expressing your emotions is good and healthy but save it for Yaweh!"

>>32131959
Oah god I don't know I didn't as for this I just wanted a zombie RTS

>>32131959
"You know what I find disgusting? That the reason you're acting like this is because of some foreign rage influence, and not because you finally found your fucking spine."

>>32132021
Its not zombies Its a fucking rage virus! Who in japan can make dudes really fucking mad?

>>32131959
>[] Just watch.

ohgodwhatshappening

>>32131959
>[] Tell her to calm down!
"If you don't want to hang around me Sin Fin you can leave at any time. And seriously, me looking down on you because of mental instability is rather silly. I'm far crazier than you."

>>32132053

Koreans?

>>32132053
Wrath demon of some sort.

>>32132078
Yes its the fucking Koreans! Wait fuck I mean Who in jap mythology can make dudes really mad?

>>32131959
Huh. Hedonistic Cancer totally would have been useful here also.

>[x] Other, please specify
Maybe we can counteract the rage infection by doing the thing where we make the screen go all wobbly. Probably wouldn't be as good as if we had HC, but maybe it's worth a shot? I mean, we're technically the angel of [Delight].
FUCK. WE CAN'T DO ANGEL STUFF EITHER BECAUSE WE DIDN'T BUY GM.

>>32131959
>[x] Tell her to calm down!

calm the sin fin

>>32131959
"While we're on the subject of reasons to hate your life, don't forget that you're just the backup model God slapped together out of scraps after your big sister Lilith was smart enough to realize she was dealt a shit hand and quit."

>>32131959

Ask Akira if Sin-Fin has been infected with the Rage Zombie Virus or if she has finally submitted to the most helpful influence of all; Risa...

>>32131959
>[x] Tell her to calm down!
I don't know, someone tell me I'm voting wrong and I'll change it. Is this one of those points where only the write in can have a good end?

>>32132103

Lord Quackington?

>>32132150
Dont antagonize the hollow infected with rage virus.

>>32131959
Yep. Some sort of wrath diety.

>>32132115
>Hedonistic Cancer totally would have been useful here also.

I know right? We could be the manifestation of [Joy] itself, and we're practically in Rage City, the perfect place to understand it.

>>32131959
>[X] Tell her to calm down!

Explain the whole wrath disease thing

>>32132170
Man, then what should we do? I mean it's not like she SHOULDN'T be mad, considering how shit her life is, and I kind of found her whole wallowing in self-pity thing to be wearing thin.

>>32132115
I wonder if we can get an emergency purchase as a counter-influence?

>>32131959
"This is good. We're really starting to get into some roots of the issues you have but never say shit about. Maybe if you want to talk about it when you're not obviously infected by some sort of rage zombie fuckery nonsense, then we can

And, yes, Sin-Fin/Eve/whatever you wanna be called, you're fucking crazy. So are we. Welcome to the party, we're all mad here. No idea why I'm trying to logic you, because probably rage demon/deity/something, but I had no intention of using you as a sword on Ryouichi. I wanted to go to the mall and I didn't even realize it was night time until halfway through the fight."

>>32132237
Giving shit to people with a rage virus is never not a bad idea. Also she is responsible for all people having to die so she has a reason to be sad and is a hollow which means she is going to be fixated on that by default.

>>32132264
If anything I think it was more that the other posters just forgot that we wanted to have a nice day with Sin-Fin when they heard a chance to take down Ryouichi.

...Still annoyed at the decisions they made.

>>32132289
Man, she's an excuse for why people have to die. If she didn't play along, God would have just revealed a new model, like he did with her replacing Lilith.

>>32132294
I think we were planing on trying to talk to him about something when shit kicked off.

We are so unbelievably fucked if she decides to attack us.

Memory Embrace will hit harder than Lightbringer. Against Risa, Sin-Fin is stronger than Lucifer.

>>32132330

Maybe we should have brought Henry, surely Shirley could have stopped this from happening

>>32132330
FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

QUICKLY FOB WATCH INTO A RISA THAT DOESN'T REMEMBER GETTING LIGHTBRUNG. PREFERABLY ONE THAT DOESN'T REMEMBER ANY INJURY

Telling the angry crazy lady to calm down seems to take it.

>>32132365
This is why we can't have nice things.

I had forgotten that Sin-Fin is always either completely nothing or killmaimburn genocidefin.

Looks like we're about to get a facefull of reminder.

>>32132317
She is a hollow and therefore crazy and thats without the shadows of all the people she killed talking shit to her. You dont need to tell me any of these things.
>>32132381
What were we supposed to do? Talk shit to her? Hit her? This is the best option.

>>32132365
Would... would it be possible to actually ask her what the fuck it is that she wants? We've tried a million times before this, but she's never been particularly talkative before now.

>>32132264
>Welcome to the party, we're all mad here.

We are the Cheshire Cat. We were. That timeline was weird.
We're crazy too, and we'd like to have friends? The constant combat is just because we're pulled into the middle of so many different explosions.

Plus we like spending time with our friends.

>>32132365
Or just asking her what the fuck she wants.

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Fates are shimmering, and time is under strain.

Would you like to try for a Miracle?

Y/N

>>32132499

Y

I don't know what that does or how that works

>>32132499
Y
God risa Go!

>>32132499
>N
fuck off you commie bear assholes

>>32132499
Before you ask miracles made by you for you are never negative because there is no reason to screw yourself over when you use your power to help yourself.

>>32132499
...what are the pros and cons? Will this prevent a different miracle opportunity in the near future? Will we have to wait a while while our godrocks recharge to bang out another miracle?

I mean, I was going to say yes, but that's only because I can't see another way out of this situation. I'd still like to learn how in the great blue hells Miracle works.

>>32132499
That sounds like an awful idea!
Y

>>32132499
Yeah sure whatever.

>>32132521
then whats the point in saying no if there is absolutely no drawbacks

>>32132499
Y

magic toys!

>>32132537
It drains our miracle pool by 1 and we don't know how many it can hold or how many are in it now, but all signs point to a max size of 1 and a slow recharge rate.

>>32132530
It has something to do with EF but not really because we've been able to do Miracles since before we had a single EF?

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>>32132499

>>32132560
ah i see
shouldnt the capacity increase with the amount of angel marbles we eat?

>>32132365
>>32132428

"You are most right, as always Lady Sin-Fin. So, what is it that You Desire? What is it, that the tortured soul of Eve wants? Do you want revenge? If so then Lucifer plans to kill God.... Do you want Senseless Violence? If so, there is a multi-planar war being waged with multiple pantheons being involved, not to mention Fenir who will pop-up eventually... Pleanty to kill and fight there... Mayhap you want to not have to trouble yourself with things, be it Deitical disputes, Religious Wars, Armageddons or even people, then you could either move in with Asmodius and Belphagor; chilling in their crib, or move out into the boonies with nothing but nature... or even move into the Moon, Since Cain died, it is vacant now.... Or maybe you just want it all to end. Tired of having lived countless millenia, Tired of seeing everything around you wither and die as time marches on... Or maybe you just want a cure to the Zombie Virus you may, or may not, have been infected with... So Lady Eve, what say you?"

>>32132597
Who the fuck knows?

I'm worried about what the physical cost would be, since we still haven't regrown that tooth.

Or even gotten a gold replacement.

>>32132611
We can make more teeth.
We can make rows of teeth if we wanted to.

>>32132597

or the number of Angel Perks we buy... might get an upgrade every couple of perks....

>>32132608
She'd cut us off by the third word and start screaming about something.

>>32132597
Higher EF affects the behind the scenes Miracle modifiers... somehow. I have no idea how it works, but I think it's safe to assume that getting a bigass cult of Risa would let us do more Miracles.

>>32132608

Brevity is the soul of wit

>>32132608
Oh balls, its the diplomancer. Hide diplomancer posts, ignore diplomancer arguments, etc

>>32132647
Get them to sacrifice bears to us

>>32132629
Then why are we still missing that tooth? Something funky is going on with these miracles and it's preventing us from regrowing that tooth.

>>32132671
Fuck the tooth we got a sweet guitar that plays itself.

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“Sin-Fin you need to calm down.” You command walking over to her with your hands up in a placating gesture.

“Stop.” She commands and you do so since, hey, you are just two dead chicks hanging out. Talking, you know how it is.

“Listen, you are infected by something like a wrath disease. It is making you angry and you totally have every right to be. I mean you got screwed over pretty badly and it is good you are able to talk about what is pissing you right off. We can work through these things when you are not infected by an angry virus.” You explain and you smell her go juice frothing around.

“About that whole crazy thing, you sort of are. I mean, you are in good company since I am sort of the authority on crazy. No need to be angry about it, a bit of crazy is good.” You explain with a smile.

“I’m not crazy. I was not wrong to make the choice I did. I am not wrong but I am supposed to suffer forever for it.” She explains.

“Like I said, you are a bit touched in the noodle but it is good. Crazy is good. We totally appreciate you eating the fruit and getting out of the deal though that sort of backfired on you didn’t it? Still, I-“ You start and she points at you.

Fuck fuck fuck! “Remember.” She commands and a thin trail of blood streams from her nose.

Your body screams in absolute pain and agony as the memory of your countless fights shatters you. Your fleshy exterior burns away as it recalls the pure unmitigated fury of Lucifer. Your insides boil and tear and snap as they remember your constant self-detonations. Your body is consumed and your gem goes skittering across the floor.

You are become Plot-rock.

“Shut up!” She snarls turning to the side where there isn’t anyone.

“Sin-Fin. Look, there is something wrong with you okay?” Shiba says smiling at her.
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“There is something wrong with you too. Something very wrong, but you just forgot. Don’t worry, I can help you.” She says placing her hands gently on her cheeks and cradling her face. “Remember.” She commands as she leans in and kisses her.

There is a slight surge of go juice and you see blood explode out of Shiba as her body remembers the wounds it has taken in her long, painful life. Shiba’s eyes go white as her go juice whirls around her trying to keep her from dying. Sin-Fin holds her upright in her hands, still kissing her for a few moments before letting her go. Shiba drops to her knees and falls to the ground.

You try and get your body to recover, your senses dulling as you remember being locked in the rock of ages. You focus your senses outward and see Akira walk over to you, a calm smile of his face and his third eye burning with raw time. “Well, aren’t you a pretty little error?” He asks.

Oh hell no.

MIRACLE OPTION: Instability manipulation + Forced higher power unlock

Your rock shimmers as you take the warped reality and twist it. Your fatebreaker twists and hums as it is used and you are able to change the fate of reality breaking itself. Before his hand reaches you, a shimmering blade of red and violet drops in between the two of you. You feel raw, unmitigated pleasure surge through you as you stare at Asmodeus, a strange hum filling your plot rock ears. Akira backs up and his eye stops going all shimmering as the angel falls.

He scrunches up his nose as you feel your go juice go down a little and form a small demi risa in another place. Using the demi risa your body grows from the gem quickly, returning you to your formerly fluffy glory.
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Sin-Fin snarls a curse at Asmodeus as she walks over and locks her in a kiss. Sin-Fin screams something and you see her knee explode several times with raw angelic force. She finally breaks the kiss, turns to the side, and spits out a trail of black ichor. It twists and you smell pure wrath as well as the angel you met a while ago, Sammy boy plague man. Sin-Fin coughs up blood as Asmodues’ leg hisses and steams. From where she fell you see a scrawny teen with sunken eyes. He looks at you as you get back up and you see Asmodeus smile sweetly.

“Hello Risa. Funny running into you out here.” She says and you see Akira twitch as he takes a few steps back.

“What?” You ask.

What indeed.

[] First punch Akira out, little prick tried something evil.
[] Is it still Deus ex machina if you are the god?
[] Ask what the fuck is going on
[] Check on the Fin of less than tall disposition
[] Check shiba
[] Other, please specify
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>>32132738
[] First punch Akira out, little prick tried something evil.
[] Ask what the fuck is going on
Fucker was working for the bears all along i fucking knew it

>>32132738
>[x] Ask what the fuck is going on

>[x] Other, please specify
Akira! stand in the corner and feel bad about yourself.

why are all our friends try to kill us? is it a thing or something? a fad?

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2 * of go juice will always be used to maintain the demi risa, but as long as you maintain it you can continue to regenerate even if you are just a burned blackened rock.

Instability was manipulated by using a fatebreaker to twist the logic of the universe in your favor, but it will be back next thread

>>32132738
>[] First punch Akira out, little prick tried something evil.
[] Ask what the fuck is going on
[] Check on the Fin of less than tall disposition
[] Check shiba

Everything in that order

>>32132738
"I can't even handle this. I'm gonna take a nap."

>>32132774
this

>>32132738
>[x] Is it still Deus ex machina if you are the god?
>[x] Ask what the fuck is going on

Well damn, that was tight. Don't hurt Akira, though I'm really curious what he's trying to do.