Knock down the ladder Goat who Milks you, if it's possible.

Otherwise lick him when he gets close enough and then jump off the building.

>>32112265
Sing the baa.

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>>32112825
You plod over to the edge where the ladder is and attempt to push it off. It seems to be bolted to the structure, and thus proves impossible.

Therefore, you wait for Goat who Milks you to come up, and lick him in the face. He becomes stuck to your tongue and falls a brief ways before hanging in place. You gallop toward the edge of the structure, Goat who Milks you bonking and clonking behind, and leap off toward the goat tower...

You both slam onto the street, splayed out in ridiculous positions. Goat who Milks you is no longer stuck to your tongue, and is eventually pushed away by a giant goat with spinning hooves.

You quickly right yourself. You can see your pen. The fence seems to have been repaired since you left.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

WE MUST FIND THE GOAT TOWER.
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

>>32113674
You decide to forgo rallying your herdmates and make your way to the goat tower.

Within five minutes, you can see it...however, the tower stands in a fenced lot. This poses a problem.

>what will you do, goat who is the protagonist?

>>32114094
Lick the fence.

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>>32114331
You seem to be able to stick two-legged goats to your tongue, what's stopping you from licking this obstacle out of the way?

It takes a little effort, stretching your tongue, and occasionally getting hit by a goat with spinning hooves, but you are able to pry away enough panels to get through.

You begin to tear up in ancestral pride as you step forward. At last, you can finally return to the homeland of your foremothers and-

...Why is Goat who is Herd Leader here?

>>32114729
Goat who is Herd Leader had access to the tower all along. It simply refused to allow the herd to return to establish its own dominance.

>>32114729
>>32114956
Mentally rename Goat who is Herd Leader as Goat who Lies About Towers.

>>32114729
No, Goat who is the Protagonist. I am your father.

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>>32114729
"You've been a bad goat, Goat who is the Protagonist," Goat who is Herd Leader bleats. "I knew I shouldn't have relied on Goat who Milks you."

"Do you mean to bleat that you're the reason we haven't gone back to the tower?" You bleat back. "Why would you do such a thing?"

"The goat tower is no place for you, or any other goat that is not I. I thought I could establish that when Goat who is Especially Flatulent was returned to the pen, but it seems I was wrong."

She wanted the tower to herself. You are angry. Very angry. You think it is time to relieve Goat who is Herd Leader's status.

"Goat who is Herd Leader - no, Goat who Lies About Towers!" You bleat with righteous fury, "You are not fit to lead our herd!"

"Is that so? I suppose I must dispose of you before the other goats know."

Goat who Lies About Towers charges you, intending to headbutt you, most likely.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>32115307
Jump to the side of Goat who Lies About Towers. Then, as she passes, lick her with our sticky tongue to grab her and use her momentum to flip her over.

>>32115307
We need to lick something and then beat Goat who Lies About Towers with it.

>>32115359
You wait for Goat who Lies About Towers to get close enough, and jump to the side of her at the last minute. In an attempt to use her charge against her, you lick her side as she passes.

Unfortunately, Goat who Lies About Towers turns out to be a stronger goat than the ones you have licked before - she ends up dragging you around instead, slinging you into a tree! How can that be?

As you right yourself, Goat who Lies About Towers prepares for another charge. "I think you will not find me as feeble as Goat who Milks you, Goat who is the Protagonist!"

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

We must tap into our inner rage and receive Baphomet's blessing to defeat Goat who Lies About Towers.

>>32115481
Trick Goat who Lies About Towers into the street, and let a Goat with spinning hooves hit her.

>>32112265
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32074324/
You should change your name to GoatMaster

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>>32115498
You have an idea. You run away, leaving the fenced vicinity of the goat tower.

"You will not get away, Goat who is the Protagonist!" Goat who Lies About Towers is pursuing you. This is good, but she is also faster. You will not be able to outrun her for long.

You see a goat with spinning hooves approaching. You charge as close as you can get to it before jumping to the side, Goat who Lies About Towers hot on your hind legs.

Success! She is too late to escape herself - the goat with spinning hooves is pushing her away!

While you could return to your pen and inform the herd about Goat who Lies About Towers's betrayal, you could also return to the goat tower.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>32115611
Inform the herd. The goat tower is the right of all goats. We will not steal it away for ourselves like she did.

>>32115611
Take the tower for ourselves.

Why does this quest suddenly feel like star wars? I'm totally seeing this as the music right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bEs3dxjPg

>>32115642
this

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>>32115642
You return to your pen. The tower does not belong to one goat alone; it is only reasonable the herd should be informed.

You lick apart some of the panels, and your herdmates congregate toward you on sight. "Goat who is the Protagonist!" Goat who Bleats Unusually Every Full Moon bleats. "Where have you been?! Goat who is Herd Leader disappeared while you were out!"

"Goat who Lies About Towers is unfit to be herd leader," you bleat back. "She has deceived us all so she could claim it for herself." A unsettled clutter erupts from the herd.

"But why would she do such a thing?" Goat who is Especially Flatulent bleats in disbelief. "Isn't the tower the right of all goats?"

"I do not understand her reasons either," you bleat back, "only that she tried to take it for herself. Come, we shall go to the tower together."

You lead your herd to the goat tower. Many begin to weep with joy at the sight, much like you had.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>32115824
Ascend the tower. Claim our birthright.

>>32115824
Lead them up the tower, of course. Though we will be the first of the herd to step within, we will not be the last. Come, goaty brethren, let us return to our holy land.

>>32115824
Explore each floor of the tower carefully. There may be ancient goat secrets we can unearth within it.

>>32115875
>>32115861
You begin to ascend the tower, your herd following close behind. Entering the small alcove at the very top, you emerge into the grand palace of Goathalla.

Before you is the goat throne, the ceremonial altar where every herd leader is formed. It sits empty.

"Goat who is the Protagonist," Goat who has a Long Beard bleats, "In light of the actions Goat who Lies About Towers, the herd has been left without a leader. In light of yours, I propose you take the goat throne and fill the void."

The rest of the herd bleats in assent. Will you become the herd's next leader?

>>32116028
Yes.

>>32116028
Sure.

>>32116028
We will become their leader and the goats will be led to an age of prosperity.

>>32116028
Fuck yeah

>>32116028
No! It would be wrong to take advantage of such gap in leadership. Propose that a vote be taken on who should be the leader.

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>>32116045
Solemnly, you step forth and jump upon the goat throne.

A deafening roar can be heard as flames burst from the goat throne. Both die down before long, and you step down wearing a mask in the shape of a goat's skull.

Your herdmates bow in reverence. The ritual has completed - No longer are you Goat who is the Protagonist. No, you are Goat who is Herd Leader.

Your story ends here. You would become known as a strong and just herd leader for generations to come, all the way to the end of your days. To this very day, goats young and old bleat of your grand deeds, and not only near the tower - no, your tale would be carried to the farthest reaches of the earth, and beyond!

~fin~

>Welp, that was fun. Thanks for playing, gents!

>>32116287
>we actually completed a goat quest

I'm not sure if I should be proud or horrified at /tg/ right now.

>>32116287
Awesome