That's part of the reason, you tell yourself as you climb up into the Wyvern's cockpit, that you're not actually worried about yesterday's little spat. It happens, and she really is babying you too hard- you're a combat aviator, dammit, a fighter pilot! This shit is what you do! And you'd have thought, by now, that, Tanana notwithstanding, you've proven yourself to be damn good at it. She's overreacting, that's all, and she'll come around like the rest of them have.

You shoot a glance over to the striker racks in time to catch her looking your way. She hurriedly looks away, busying herself with her equipment checks and the striker's startup checklist on her wrist MFD. Somehow, that almost makes you feel better- she looked away because she's embarrassed at what she did, not because she's mad at you. At least, that's what Slider's saying. Maybe you'll have to talk with her when you get on the ground.

“Nice day, isn't it?” Merlin asks- as usual, her stutter gone and her voice carrying a lot more confidence in the aircraft than it does outside it.

[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”
[] “Yeah. Think Katya will forgive us for spending it flying against her instead of on the beach?”
[] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”
Slider time!

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

[] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”
A mad Slider is a scary Slider

[x] Lick Slider's soulgem

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

>>32108263

>[x] "Yeah. Think Katya will forgive us for spending it flying against her instead of on the beach?"

It's a working date!

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”

Oh this should be fun. Let everyone blow off some steam after that little spat. Not much worry on our part but still good to have an outlet for everyone.

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>>32108367
Fucking hell. The moment I opened that gif an episode of Zero Punctuation started and the opening scribbling sound matched up perfectly.

>>32108329

Starting early with the lewds, are we?

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>>32108263
>[x] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”
It's best tail time on the best night of the week!

Also ya don't need to apologize about the delay or any delay for that matter, shit happens.

[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

Time to get one bitch matron out of our hair.

>>32108387
Do you not support lewds?

>>32108263
[x] “Yeah. Think Katya will forgive us for spending it flying against her instead of on the beach?”

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

>>32108263
[x] “Yeah. Think Katya will forgive us for spending it flying against her instead of on the beach?”
Italians pls go

>>32108263
>[x] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

>>32108263
>[X] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”

Lets have some more lighthearted conflict to leaven this

>>32108477

Sorry man, I'd like to Katyafag as much as you, but business before pleasure as they say.

>>32108443

It's just that I think it's still a little early in the thread to start that up. As time goes on, the lewds will naturally flow. Forcing it does no one any favors. At least wait for Ghost to post something that can be easily morphed into a lewd joke!

>>32108263
[x] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

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>>32108443
We usually don't start the lewds till 8 o'clock or so, 6 and 7 o'clock are set aside for getting drinks and snacks. It also allows the lewd to build up.

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”

Yeah I can agree with >>32108489 reasoning should be fun up there. And after fighting Young well... Shit we could use a cool off match.

Did we get those drinks with her? Ha.

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

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>>32108507
Let's start early.

>>32108263
>[X] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

>>32108329

>Madoka Mavricka

Its scary how well that fits.

Right down to the homosex.

BEACH

VOLLEH

BHAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>32108507
>We usually don't start the lewds till 8 o'clock or so, 6 and 7 o'clock are set aside for getting drinks and snacks. It also allows the lewd to build up.

...what do you

you mean you

you guys

after every thread

*every* thread

you're

.

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>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Hopefully Slider's familiar gets the better of her and she'd rather sun herself than tangle with us too much.”
>>32108805
ssshhhh. It's our secret. You're one of us now...

>>32108263
>[] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”
Can someone remind us who this choice pits us against?

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>>32108805
Not all of us do, some sleep. How can you resist dat ass.

>>32108764
I wonder there's a volleyball court at the castle?

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>>32108896
I must remain pure for my waifu.

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>>32108841
>I will never hear the term "invisible hand" the same way again

they should call fap angel dr. frankenstien

for he has unleashed a monster he did not want, and cannot stop

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>>32108936
>unleashed a monster he did not want
I have difficulty believing this

>>32108935
The fuck is that?

>>32109010
You talking shit about my tankfu?

>>32108896
>Six AIM-54s

The weapon system that was meant to be, but never was. Becuase Navy regs forbid landing with six phoenix missiles because Reasons or something. Despite the entire plane and avionics system being designed to work with six missiles in the air at once.

Alas, alack, navy is faggots etc.

>>32109049
No, I'm wondering the hell it is.

And after reading a bit about it;

>Nuclear-powered vapour-cycle power plant

I'll go with;

>wut

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>>32109049

I googled it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_TV-8

What the FUCK were they smoking in the 50s?

>>32109075
The 50s were a hell of a time. Everything important was in the turret, and it supposedly floated because of all the air in it.

>>32108595
She doesn't look pregnant enough with Youngspawn

>>32109106
I thought planefag said Young was carrying her child.

>>32108894
Italy is the Luccini pawn. Think Luccini looks with Shirley personality

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[x] “Yeah. Shame we'll be down south. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

You nod, reaching around to thread your vest through to the straps on your ejection seat. “Yeah, shame we'll be down south though. Any reason the Italians wanted us to use their Mediterranean ranges?”

“I think they wanted to host, and are still kind of unhappy it went to Barin and the RAF.” Merlin responds. “Hang on, going to intercom.”

You shrug, plugging in your helmet's umbilical to the outlet on the side of the seat. Merlin's voice greets you a second later.

“Check?”

“Yeah, I got you.” You say, settling your left hand on the throttles and the toggles there for your radios. “So they wanted to host?”

“Yeah, but it was too close to the front when this came down.” She says. “So here we are. I'm not sure I would have minded though, they're supposed to have really nice beaches down there.”

“That they do.” You answer. “But this still seems like an incredible pain in the ass.” You wave through the still open canopy at Powers, taxiing past, her camera pack slung.

“Well, we'll have tankers and a French AWACS.” Merlin says. “So it shouldn't be too bad. Plus it's over the Mediterranean, so there's no mountains to worry about.”

“We had at least a hundred feet of clearance between us and the tops of those peaks.” You respond. “Plenty of room.” She still hasn't quite forgiven you for getting as close as you did to the terrain yesterday.

“Of course.” She says, not sounding totally convinced. “I'm buttoning us up.”

The canopy retracts with the muted whine of it's servos, the one-way composite material slightly dimming the light streaming in from outside.

“So what do we know about this girl?” You ask- you're well aware of her abilities, of course, but it's good to make sure Merlin is too, since she's in charge of finding her and the better part of your defensive suite.

1/2 I think

>>32109096
The souls of Nazis and Japs, with a bit of radiation.

“She's fast.” She answers, simply. “Claims to have pushed mach three in her starfighters before, but they're not rated to go that fast, maybe in the mid two range. If she did, she probably wrecked her strikers doing it.”

“But if it's true, we can't disengage with speed.” You say. “So we'll have to think something else up. Ready to start 'em?”

“Yeah. Number one's coming up now.” Merlin sounds slightly distracted, your number one turbine spooling up with it's rising whine, the number two starting shortly after. “Ok, we're all green.”

“Anything else about her?” You ask.

“Nothing major. She's a combat vet, of course, but she hasn't got the same time up on the front as Young has. Favors a Machine gun, so that could be a problem. Her mom fought in the war, was stationed here at Barin, but speed isn't their family talent. Ice said she studied with Charlotte Yeager.”

“No shit? Well, that'd explain speed, anyway.” You respond. “Well, the MG could be interesting, but we can counter it. Let's go.” You let off the brakes, the wyvern rolling forward- you'll be airborne first, since you'll have to tank probably twice in flight, while the witches will just stretch. Worst case, most of them have planned alternates in France.

The weather over the range complex is supposed to be clear and a million, so you won't be sensor dependent, but at the same time, neither will she. With her speed, she can pin you in an engagement, but if she's not as good as young, she might not know enough to, or you might still be able to handle her if she tries. There's an energy advantage in going in high, then- it could give you the speed you need for an early pass or to at least adjust from a bad situation, but going in low could mean you get the drop on her.

[] Go in high- the extra energy should counteract if we get spotted first-hand
[] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

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>>32109096
The same thing the Russians were

Not that I'm complaining, but what's got Merlin's confidence up today?

>>32109065
>Alas, alack, navy is faggots etc.
Whelp, I just found out that my little bro's going to Navy flight school lol
>>32109157
>[] Go in high- the extra energy should counteract if we get spotted first-hand
Much as it's boring: second verse same as the first. She might be fast, but I doubt she can match us in a dive

>>32109157
>[] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.
Assume she'll have the energy advantage. Also, she'll probably crash because starfighter

>>32109157
>[] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

We can't afford to play at her game.

Luchinispawn? Awwww yissss.

>>32109157
>[X] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

We tried Bouncing Young already and it's probably better if we mix it up a little.

>>32109157
>[] Go in high- the extra energy should counteract if we get spotted first-hand

altitude is our friend and always will be.

>>32109181
Kenji and her did... l...l-lewd things.

>>32109157
>[x] Go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

>>32109157
>[] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

>>32109176
wasnt the 50's when the cia started with their shroom stuff?

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>>32109157
>eye-talian
>zuuchinni spawn
>STARFIGHTERS

She's already dead. She just doesn't know it yet.

>>32109157
>[] Go in high- the extra energy should counteract if we get spotted first-hand

Higher the better.

>>32109181
She's inside a plane. Somewhere she knows and is fully familiar with.

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>>32109236
RIP

>>32109157
>[x] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.
>>32109181
Kenji's cooking skills are getting better.

>>32109211
*Merlin is drummed out of the Navy for unclean acts- sex in the missionary position with the lights out*

>>32109262
>Kenji's cooking skills are getting better.
I call bull on that.

>>32109223
But seriously, they were smoking nukes. Both the TV-2 (First pic) and the Objekt 279 (Second pic) were designed to fight in wars using tactical nuclear weapons. They're shaped weird to deflect the shockwave from the nuke, and avoid flipping over.

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>>32109157
[X] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

Oh please, please, please, please engage us on the deck ma'am, where cruel, hard terra firma forces you to make a long level bounce or attack with a shallow angle, drastically increasing the odds of stuffing cannon shells or a heat-seeker up your tailpipe as you try to extend away from the initial attack.

Or alternately, please, please, please start a stall fight near the deck, with the wonderful departure stall characteristics of starfighters. WOOT

>>32109157
>[] Go in high- the extra energy should counteract if we get spotted first-hand

Go with the tried and true. Because it didn't work on one doesn't mean it won't work on the rest.

>>32109313
See>>32109291

>>32109157
[x] Go in high- the extra energy should counteract if we get spotted first-hand

My flight experience is confined to war thunder, but that experience tells me that higher is always better.

[] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

Can't write something witty. Might as well have flipped a coin here.

>>32109157
>[] Go in high- the extra energy should counteract if we get spotted first-hand

>>32109157
>[] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

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>>32109385

Remember that the next time you meet a TA-152.

Or take your P-40 above 12k and listen to the engine whining like an athesmatic Magic player chasing a rolling Arby's sammich.

>>32109157
>Claims to have pushed mach three in her starfighters before, but they're not rated to go that fast, maybe in the mid two range.

ZUCCHINI AND SHIRLY MAGICALLY HAD BABIES

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>>32109266
>sex in the missionary position with the lights out
Not even the Army would be so despicable
>>32109473
Taking a P-40 that high and trying to fight is asking for trouble. Using that height for a dive, however...

>>32109157
>[] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

We're changing it up on the Zucchini spawn.

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>>32109790
>Taking a P-40 that high and trying to fight is asking for trouble. Using that height for a dive, however...

NOW you're thinking. Throw in a zoom climb at the bottom and you transition to a modest energy advantage against poor-zooming foes, down in the weeds where your crate's got superior performance.

Some tips on fighting the steelwing F-104 Starfighter, which may carry over.

>The F-104 is fast as anything.
>Optimum performance at mach 1.4
>It has a wide turning radius due to speed
>It doesn't like going slow, and can easily be turnfighted.
>Its bounce is a good one, staying close to the ground will minimize angles she can attack from due to potentially hitting the ground
>It can fly smoothly above the ground when going FAST.
>It doesn't like going slow at all. Try and bait it into slowing down, but we must wait for the right time.
>It can easily go into a spin if the angle of attack is too high.
>It REALLY doesn't do well when slow.

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>>32109961

So barrel-roll defense for the guns/missiles defense, allowing us to dodge without moving our direction/of-travel out-of-synch with the bandit - giving us a lovely shot at her ass as she tries to extend away.

>>32109961
How much do you want to bet that none of that matters? Because magic.

And the fact she's a vet she's not going to be doing anything with those strikers she's not confident in doing.

>>32109961
And when he says "Doesn't like going slow", he means "Literally falls out of sky when going slow".

>>32109993
That's one way. Turning inside her turn would work too. You start turning one way and get her to start to follow, before cutting back around. This is looking to force overshoots.
In general, lead her on, let her get greedy, and bait her to slow down, before using our maneuverability to get behind it, but we're talking about witches, not planes, so that might not work as well.

>>32110006
I'd wager it does matter, to an extent.

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Don't think I don't know you're in here.

>>32110073
RIP hand. Also, nice teacupping. You suck.

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>>32110056
>bait over-eager bandit into burning energy for angles until they've squandered the advantage and are locked in the flat scissors

Looks like someone's read Shaw!

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[x] go in low- you can't terrain mask, but she probably won't expect you down there.

The french, perhaps somewhat for show, have generously cleared you at all altitudes for all flight regimes over the southern beaches- they want you to show off for tourists, you think.

Not that you're not happy to oblige. Pulling away from your last tanker hit, you dive, Topping out at a few thousand feet above the ground below- this part of the alps fortunately not nearly as large as the more central part, but a mountain is still a mountain, and a hell of a lot more sturdy than even your fighter.

Still, you cross feet wet above the sun-soaked beaches of nice at a mere fifteen hundred feet up, closing in on mach, your fighter's wings pivoting in and her tails streamlining down for high speed flight.

“Giving the tourists a show, Frank?” Merlin asks, placidly.

“Well, you never know when there's going to be a gorgeous movie starlet down there who wants to meet the pilot that just knocked her off her feet.” You respond, laughing.

1/2

>>32110073
You know not what you attempt to summon!
>>32110056
I just have my doubts about trying to turn fight a witch, even one with F-104 strikers

>>32110096
I actually never have. Taught myself tactics in years of Falcon.

“Literally, probably.” Merlin says, somewhat dryly. “Range to target is two hundred miles. At this speed we'll be there in a few minutes.”

You cross into the range complex with a greeting from the Italian AWACS- one of the Avro Shackeltons they bought from the UK's boneyards when the war started. Hurriedly refurbished and equipped with Napier Nomads, you've never worked with them, but the Italians are getting a bit of a mixed reputation. They fight well enough, but they're hot headed and somewhat disorganized. Remembering the hot-headed part you elect to not start calling the AWACS controller 'mario'- you can't see it going over well.

“Alright, we're in the range.” Merlin says, flipping over your computers to training mode and establishing an uplink with the twins and the spellcaster chase witches in the area. “Should I turn on the set? I don't think she'll be able to detect it, but I'm not sure.”

[] Leave it off, we'll just use your magic sensor.
[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

>>32110127
>[X] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.
Show them what we can do.

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>>32110073

>>32110127
>[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

>>32110127
>[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.
We want to bait her anyways.

>>32110127
>[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.
When we fly against the IJN witch, we need to challenge her to a noble sky duel

>>32110073
You've never actually held a gun before, have you?

>>32110167
He might be self taught. And by self I mean by hollywood. Teacuppers generally are novices.

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>>32110095
>>32110167

>Put BOTH hands on the death device and blow them BOTH off!

>>32110205
I don't know about you, but I'd like some bitching metal hands.

>>32110205
Unless your gun's of very poor quality, hasn't been taken care of properly or there's something very wrong with the ammunition, it's not going to fucking explode.

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>>32110127
>[] Leave it off, we'll just use your magic sensor.

Also, French aggressor when?

>>32110127
>[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

>>32110127
[X] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

We might as well use every advantage we have.

>>32110246
>"gun"

That's a bit generous a description: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_94_Nambu_pistol

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>>32110127
>[x] Leave it off, we'll just use your magic sensor.
>>32110073
Mein Gott, congrats on being alive. So wheres the rest of the ritual?

>>32110249
In a few threads, I wonder if we can vote for GD to write out ALL these tests, its awesome to see these spawns and what can be gleaned from their upbringing.

>>32110127
>[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

She might be terrain hugging.

>>32110127
>[X] Leave it off, we'll just use your magic sensor.

Why not try stealth?

>>32110372
Do we look like a stealth fighter? Play to our strengths.

>>32110372

Merlin reckons she wouldn't be able to detect us even with our set on.

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>>32110127
[X] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

>>32110127
>[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

Light'em up

What is her theoretical mom's/mother's/dad'sspecial ability?

>>32110693
Being an annoying little eye-tie and the builder of various forts that are soon destroyed.

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>>32110755
RIP in peace pillow fort

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Best girl?

>>32110693
Apparently super strong shields and heat rays.

[] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

She knows we are around, so hiding is useless.

>>32110848
For Ice, yes. Best squire/secretary ever!

>>32110848
That's not Ghost.

>>32110848
Best girl.

>>32110848
Slider best. Wendy second best.

>>32110873
>Not Ice.
I'll fight you.

>>32110931
Where and when, mate?

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>>32110848
Janice is bestwitch. Even Ghost thinks so.

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>>32110941
Pic related, at high noon. Bring your jet.

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>>32110280
Got the Mosin Nagant.

>>32111423
All I have is a Russian Mak in .380

>>32111423
The problem is the Nabu.

>>32110127
At 15k feet mach speed would very roughly be 600 knots, there is no way you're getting through 200 miles in a few minutes.

>>32110127
>[x] Leave it off, we'll just use your magic sensor.

Isn't this half of the point of these exercises, to be in effect the aggressor gnome, to force witches to learn new things about combat not just of this lightly playing type such as this war amongst humans, but to prepare for a looming Martian war?

>>32111468
what about the Shaw's book?

>>32111499
It exists. Thus its possible. unlike the Type 94 being fireable.

>>32111495
It's the other way around, but it does help the witches, indirectly.

>>32111524
That picture up above is from a youtube video of one being fired, those exist too.

>>32111495
I still hold that it's the Venusians this time, not the Martians.

>>32111499
Wasn't a hard copy of FATAL going to stand in for that?

>>32111604
They tried that, it... it didn't summon what they intended.

>>32111619
>FATAL

Yeeeeaaaaah, I'm not surprised.

>>32111619
Those poor souls.

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>>32110127
Attempting to summon Ghost with Ghost ass.

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[x] Yeah, fire up the suite, see how fast we can find her.

“Yeah, fire it up.” you order, swiveling your head around- you're not sure how much the starfighter striker takes from it's steelwing counterpart, but the F-104 wasn't exactly noted for it's low altitude, low speed dog fighting capability, being more of a dedicated high speed interceptor than anything else.

The powerful sensor suite starts to overlay it's picture with your helmet mounted display- the target markers of friendly or non-target items flashing up in the airspace over the witches and, further out, the Shackleton AWACS.

“No joy, where is she?” You ask, half to your self, looking around- hoping merlin's sensor will paint her before she shows up.

Unfortunately, it doesn't.

1/2

She comes in from your twelve o'clock, in a shallow dive, her weapon held out in front of her, her strikers kicking up huge plumes of water behind her as she cuts in.

“Closure rate is twenty five hundred knots!” Merlin calls out, far more calmly than she should feel, announcing a closure rate of over mach three- and climbing. You only briefly get a look at the witch as she whips past your fighter's right wing, her weapon flashing a few rounds into Merlin's shield as she flies past.

You slam the fighter into a brutal turn, grunting as the G force pushes you back into the all too thin padding of your ejection seat.

Gabriella has mirrored you, banking hard to her own right- flashing past in a pair of flat scissors at speed approaching mach two- you're having to fight ground effect to keep the fighter in the air.

You wait for the scissors to close before kicking in rudder and using the thrust vectoring nozzles to skid your fighter sideways, lighting off a cannon burst at the witch- impacting nothing but shield.

You see her eyes go wide as you do so, and she swings her legs around- before disappearing in a cloud of superheated steam as her afterburners scream to life, flash boiling a few hundred pounds of seawater in an eyebling and she rockets skyward, Clawing for altitude. Good the wyvern may be, but it'll never match a pair of F-104S strikers in a climbing race- though you could easily force her out of it, you think.

[] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.
[] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

>>32111800
[x] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

>>32111800
>[X] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.

Stay on target.

>>32111800
>you're having to fight ground effect to keep the fighter in the air.
I'm not the most well-versed in planes, but that terrifies me more than 30 fishbeds

>[x] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.

>>32111800
>[] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.
We need to drag her down, get her frustrated, and low on energy. THINK, people.

>>32111800
>[] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.

Lets see how the new stuff does in a climb. And I wanna try out new stuff instead of the tried and true anti-witch doctrine.

>>32111800
she's panicking? Good. Turn off radar, use the magic sensor, and get some distance. Climb enough that we don't leave a trail, and all of a sudden she can't find us, giving us more than enough time to screw with her.

>>32111800
>[x] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

>>32111800
[] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.

>>32111800
>[] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

We just told everyone that witches have phenomenal climbing capabilities that far outstrip a fighters.

>>32111800
>[x] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.

>>32111800
>[x] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

>>32111800
>[x] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.
-[x] Make polite conversation over an open channel, the weather is nice, the beaches are beautiful and The F-104 is a shit plane and we are going to tell her why it's a shit plane while fighting her

>>32111800
>[x] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.
>[x]Snark with the Twins.

>>32111800
>[] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

>>32111800
>[] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.
REMEMBER MY TRAINING.

>>32111800
>[] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

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>>32111800

[X] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.

Why is anyone considering chasing a climbing lawn dart?

>>32112251
Excellent question. The answer: No foresight or reading explanations of how to fight these sorts of foes.

>>32112251
Because we climb faster.

>>32112300
I don't think you fully understand the F-104.

>>32112300
Did you even read the post?

It clearly says we don't climb as fast.

>>32112300
Except we don't.

>>32112300

It states it right there in the post you dipshit.

Like, I didn't even vote and this stupidity is staggering.

>>32112300
Except for where it is explicitly stated THAT WE DON'T.

Fuck me you're retarded.

>>32112251
I'm just scared of the water

>>32111800
>[] Stay on her- she's panicking in a dogfight, trying to separate and re-engage.

>>32111800
>[] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

>>32112300
It is explicitly stated repeatedly in the thread, the quest overall, and in the lore (for lack of a better term) that there is no such thing as a jet that can outclimb a Striker. We can climb higher, yeah, and last longer at higher altitude, yeah, but climb faster? Hell no. Never.

>>32112300
Anon, a missile that would be going 3000 knots at high altitude would barely get to 2000 knots at ground level from air resistance if going straight down. She's overpowered.

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[x] I'm not going vertical with a witch, let's keep it down here. Hell, we could even make a shark joke.

You open your throttles- climbing enough that you're not having to battle with ground effect. She wants to climb out, you think, that's fine. Let her. Meanwhile, you can get horizontal separation and maybe get her on the next pass- she seems to be favoring energy tactics, though you'd heard young did too, and she proved to be more than capable as a knife fighter.

While you'd dearly love to make a shark joke, channeling your inner twins results in nothing. You do, however, briefly hum the theme to jaws over an open channel.

“She's coming back down, Frank.” Merlin warns, craned around. “She's a few miles back though.”

“Impatient, isn't she?” You respond quietly, making a wide, sweeping turn to the left, going head-to-head with the witch again, as her striker's vapor trail curls around in a vortex behind her while she descends, her speed building, along with your collective closure rate.

The two of you pass closely again- though you note she's still got her afterburners wide open as she flashes past, her LMG still hanging by it's sling.

“Stay on her Merlin!” you order, slamming the fighter around again, opening your jets all the way back up.

She begins her own turn as you come around, twisting around her waist as she does so, her MG coming up to track. Merlin's shield flashes to life briefly, though no shots were fired- precautionary on her part, though seconds later, she does fire.

1/2

Forced defensive, you roll away, the computer generated tracers passing down your left side as you cross over the top of the witch. Merlin's shields light again, though totally unnecessarily.

“She's closing back into gun range!” Merlin calls from behind you. “Break right!”

You respond without a word, hauling the fighter into a hard right hand turn, chopping the throttle back in an attempt to make her overshoot.

At these speeds, her reaction time, even amped up by magic, isn't up to par, and she overshoots as you slam the fighter back, gaining her tail. Your afterburners roar, as if in challenge to hers. She rolls around, spraying fire at you, her LMG laid down the length of her body, the muzzle terminating just above where her knee should be, the ejected brass twinkling in the light as it drops away from her the few hundred feet down to the surface of the ocean.

“Damnit! Can't get a shot!” You curse, trying for a shot- the hail of lead is preventing you from getting gunsights on her, and while an agile shot would do the job, you don't have any 'loaded'- the matrons specified guns only.

“We could try my sheild.” Merlin says. “But you'd have to be fast. Or she'll have to reload soon, but she could reverse on us if we wait too long.”

[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
[] We'll wait for a reload- she's burning ammo too fast to keep this up.

>>32112480
>[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
Although this is set up so it won't work, probably.

>>32112480
>[x] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
TRUST IN THE MERLIN

>>32112480
>[X] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.

>>32112480
>[] We'll wait for a reload- she's burning ammo too fast to keep this up.

>>32112480

[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.

Trust the Merlin! Believe in the Merlin!

>>32112480
>[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
"How long can you keep it up for?"

>>32112480
>the matrons specified guns only.

Bitches. Give us our agile dammit.

>[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
I'll go with this but I get a feeling this may very well backfire.

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>>32112480

[X] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.

>>32112480
>[x] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.

>>32112452
>You open your throttles- climbing enough that you're not having to battle with ground effect.

What do you mean by this Ghostdivision? I thought ground effect pushes you UP, not down.

>>32112480
>[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
TRUST IN THE LEW- LITTLE SISTER

>>32112617
Try keeping level when you have a constant force pushing you up.

>>32112653
but the point is it happens equally on all your airfoils. And this is over the sea so it's flat.

>>32112480
>[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
>But you'd have to be fast
GOTTA GO FAST

>>32112720
Not if you have any roll. Then your wingtip vortices are unbounded on one side, and interrupted on the other, which makes for both weird handling (though that /should/ be on a stable node) and center-of-pressure changes. Basically, plane does not respond like it usually is expected to, and acrobatic training at low altitude is a big no no. See CFIT: 25% of aircraft losses.

>[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
I have no idea what is going on in air combat so I am just going with the MAGIC~

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>[x] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.

In Merlin we trust.

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There's an easy solution to the spat with Ice. Fronk just has to...

>>32113162
I thought we were going to lick her?

>>32113172
I thought that was Slider.

>>32113172
>>32113183
>>32113109
Gentlemen... why not all of the above?

>>32113211

FUCK ALL THE WITCHES

>>32113211
>>32113183
So we lick Slider and Ice....then we touch Konstantina's hands with ours to keep her from interfering.

>>32113162
Were it so easy.

Ice x Fronk x Slider OT3

>>32113236

Nixon please

>>32113263
Process is simple.

Place Fronk in large bed.

Place Ice & Slider on one side

Place DoubleRussians on other side

All problems solved

>>32113300
I miss Nixon.

When is he going to show up and drag Frank back to the Pacific?

>>32113333
But what about Wendy?

>>32113349
She is standing at ready by bed with tray of lube and condoms

>>32113349
Can ride too

>>32113349
Wendy I feel is Merlin status, we don't lewd the little sister

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>>32113265
You, sir, are a gentleman of good and refined taste
>>32112480
>[] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.
I BELIEVE

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>>32113300
You know he's got to test Frank out, first. See what he can do before he puts him to stud. So, he'll probably call on an old friend.

>>32113396
What about

Cuddles?

OR

Handholding?

>>32113396
I don't think Wendy would let herself get lewded by Frank. Something probably about not being good enough or whatever.

>>32113420
NO ANON NO

they are reserved for the one we love, head pats is all Wendy gets

>>32113413
>implying that Mack would ever allow that
Why would you even want to NTR that badass?!

>>32113396
Merlin status to Ice. Ice finally got the little sister she deserves.

>>32113428
How about a hug?

>>32113443
>Kenji finished remaking Wendy's strikers
>Wendy give a passionate hug to Kenji
>Merlin vs. Wendy on pay-per-view!

>>32113443
Hugs are also fine.

>>32113440
True....but you don't lewd another person's sister do you?

>>32113428
I'm sorry anon, but that joke is really getting old

>>32113469
>Merlin x Wendy x Kenji OT3 #2

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[x] Trust Merlin- she's never let you down before.

“Shields up number one.” you order in your best Jean-luc Picard impression, pulling the fighter up as they flash to life in front of you and the witch, understanding what's coming, starts skipping around the sky, trying to keep your gunsight off her.

“Damnit!” You curse again as a few of her rounds impact the shield in front of you, while your own cannons only register one hit on hers- an even trade, nearabouts. “Merlin! Wait, where's she goin?”

The witch twists away, and you watch the canister-like magazine fall away from her weapon as a bay pops open on her left hand striker, a magazine waiting inside.

Merlin's shield dissipates as you redouble your attack, slashing in and sending a longer burst her way- again, her shield intercepts it, though she's forced to use both hands to control her weapon as she jinks away from your guns, her reload momentarily forgotten. She kicks sideways, one of those almost ninety degree direction changes witches are so famous for- though you know that most of them hate to do that, especially at speeds like this, because of how hard it is to do it, and how hard on them it is.

“Frank-” Merlin says, her voice carrying a note of warning that instantly causes you to take notice “She's- “

You see her level out and her afterburners flash to life again, Her insane acceleration pushing her beyond gun range in an eyeblink.

You're astonished when Merlin- Merlin! Calls out on an a general frequency- “Knock it off! Knock it off!”- a general call by any aircraft in the exercise commanding all of them to reduce speed and roll wings-level. It's reserved entirely for emergencies- like near misses or catastrophic equipment failure. And you see why she did it.

1/2

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Guys GUYS!

I just thought of something.

>We've been knighted

>We have Merlin

>We live in a castle

Does this make us Arthur? And can we name out plane Excalibur?

Gabriella's portside striker is trailing smoke.

She notices it a split second before it goes, jettisoning both units. Their magical energy suddenly cut off, the starboard striker sputters out. The portside unit, though cuts a split second too late, exploding behind the witch. Her shield eats most of it, and her velocity carries her away from the worst of the rest.

“Mayday mayday mayday. One witch in the drink.” you call, throttling back and circling lower. “Shit, Merlin, what's her name anyway? Zucchini?”

“Lu- maybe I'd better work relay.” Merlin responds. “You just focus on keeping her in sight.”

You're relieved when she waves as you wing past- she deployed a massive shield before impacting the water, decelerating to more human levels.

“Alright, there's an Italian jolly green on the way.” Merlin says over the intercom, a minute later. “They're asking us to keep her in sight till they get here.”

“how are we fixed on fuel?” You ask, throwing the fighter into a broad left turn.

“We're fine for now.” She responds. “We'll have to tank on the way back to Barin.”

“no problem. What about the rest of them.”

“Your call.” Merlin says. “We could fly back alone, no problem, and if they stay they might have to land in France to overnight there. But they might want to wait around to see if Lucchini is ok.”

[] Tell them we can relay, they need to head back to the barn.
[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

>>32113523
>[] Tell them we can relay, they need to head back to the barn.

>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

Beats going back to the castle.

>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.
But make sure to let them know that she's okay

>>32113523
[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

>>32113523
Let them stay if they want to.

>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.
French adventures, wheeeee!

Rolled 5 + 10

>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

Not leaving allies down like that

>>32113523
>[] Tell them we can relay, they need to head back to the barn.
Let them know Zucchini's okay, obviously, but it'd probably be for the best for them to get back to base.

>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.
...she is not a spawn? Or did she became a Jr.?

>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.
We could meet up with Katya and go on that date

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>>32113523
>[x] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

>>32113581
INCEST

>>32113519
Nope, no kingdom, regalia (crown, throne, sword) nor knights/round table. Sorry, not king arthur.

>>32113523
>[X] Tell them we can relay, they need to head back to the barn.

Overnight in France?

Well, we did have a deito planned with best Russia...

Rolled 17 + 10

>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

Radio the Zucchini, see if shes ok.

>>32113523
[] Tell them we can relay, they need to head back to the barn.

>>32113631
I dunno if Konstantina'd appreciate the sights of gay Paris

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>>32113523

[X] Tell them we can relay, they need to head back to the barn.

>>32113631
Nah, we already had Ice date, remember?

>>32113523
[] Tell them we can relay, they need to head back to the barn.
But after sticking around to clean up, of course.
Remember, we still have Issues to deal with and Fun Talks to have with squad. Not a good time to go gallivanting off for a day.

>>32113631
But we left Balalaika with Putin...

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>>32113523
>[] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

My decision is in no way biased.

>>32113683
Ice is Worst Russia

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I wonder who might be in France...

>>32113683
thats not how you spell Katya

>>32113839
Worst German.

>>32113839
goddamnit when is Mouse gonna run TW89 again

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>>32113719
Not to mention she's already in a relationship.

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>>32113839
KILL!

>france

BEACH EPISODE CONFIRMED.

>>32113869
Never.

>>32113869
When he gets back from Bumfuckistan.

>>32113874
if we ever had to face a roberta tier witch we would DIE.

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>>32113832
you best be joking

>>32113873
With who?

No seriously.

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>>32113886
no shit have you see the gun she uses in the ova?

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>>32113869
>tfw we will never have delicious brown witches ever again.

>>32113908
One-handing a .50 with an underslung grenade launcher right?

>>32113839
I honestly think we overreacted with her, sure she played a dick move but if she is sincere and wanted to apologize, I think we should give her a second chance

Rolled 10 + 10

>>32113910

Especially since we elected to go back to the Europe Front.

Not going to see the Princess Lt again.

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>>32113910
:(

>>32113932
yep... she is a monster maid and goes NUTS in the ova

>>32113937
>I think we should give her a second chance
>thinking we'll ever get the chance and TW89 will actually resume
PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>32113878

>>32113949
Face it, Merc is probably your best bet for Tank Witches now.

>>32114059
...I'd run tank witches. But I'm not that good yet.

>>32113883
...when did he leave and when will his tour cycle ends? I hope he is alright.

>>32114059
Well, Merc does have an empty slot on Sunday now that MGHQ is done.

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>>32114050
The funny thing is that IIRC MoePirates did have a beach episode later in the show. That show started off great but went downhill quick

>>32114101
Probably soon after the last tank witches, where he got called off despite saying he had all the time in the world to run. And then dunno. Maybe ask Ghost.

>>32114127
I'm not even sure whether Ghost'd be at liberty to disclose that

>>32114142
I don't know either. It was all I had.

>>32114119
Mary Sues in plot armor all over the place. Damn shame it could have been a good show with out the bad writing and unneeded /u/-boating in that show.

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>>32114309
L-L-Lewd

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>>32114329

>>32114329
Is that Russia Ice?

>>32114342
they cloned her muahahah

>>32114342
That's a German witch

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>>32114342
German.

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[x] I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.

“I don't care if they stay or not, France doesn't seem like a bad place to overnight.” You respond, maintaining a broad racetrack pattern. “Go ahead and relay that she's ok and responsive, she waved.”

“Her rescue beacon is up too.” Merlin says, sounding slightly relieved. “Wonder what happened?”

“You'll have to ask.” you tell her, nodding to Maverick, who forms up on your wing.

“This seems familiar.” She quips.

“Only slightly. I don't have a hole in my fighter this time.” You observe.

“So you really are improving!” She says, laughing. “Well, she's just as cute, too. Good job, you get all the cute ones we-”

“Not in front of Merlin, thank you.” You bark, overriding her transmission. “Besides, not too sure I'd be into Italians.”

“Oh come on, Frank. Pasta and pizza and they're catholic, you know what that means. Biiiig families.”

“I'll pass, thanks.” you say, somewhat dryly.

“I'm sure she's heartbroken.” Mav responds, still laughing.

The Italian jolly green fishes the witch out of the drink quickly enough, the big chopper thudding north towards the French coast.

“They're not taking her back?” You ask, surprised.

“Fuel, probably.” Merlin says. “Plus she's headed back to barin with us either way. I wonder if they'll want a rematch?”

“Probably.” you're suddenly less happy than you were. “Oh well. They can wait, I bet none of the other matrons want to let them get one right away.”

“Right.” Merlin says. “Ok, we're headed for Salon de-province air base, take heading three three zero, I'll set up our transponders. It's an ADA training base, north of Marseille.”

1/2

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>>32114364

You gently turn your fighter onto it's heading, looking at the fuel levels. “We good to make it?”

“We'll be fine, yeah.” Merlin says. “I'm talking to Ice now, she says they're flying the SEALs down and Kenji's coming!”

“How long do we think we're staying?” You ask, twisting your head around to look back at the formation above you- Goose has joined on Mav, but no one else has.

“Just overnight, but the SEALs have to be there, and Kenji's in charge of our ground crew, so he's got to come down.”

“I'm sure.” you say, trying to keep the sarcasm out of your voice- Merlin deserves better.

You overfly the beaches again- this time higher up, and have to rely on Rosalie to translate, but you eventually land ok, along with the pair of Hawks and Powers, the first four down. “welcome to France, Merlin.” you say as your wheels kiss the ground.

“One of us has to stay with the plane before Brigette gets here.” She responds.

“I figured as much.” You say, wheeling into an empty hangar, following the marshal on the ground. He directs you to shut down the fighter, as you watch the witches dismounting their strikers on portable stands.

Popping the canopy open, you're greeted by warm, humid air and the scent of jet fuel- and Konstantina's voice.

“That was amazing my love! Truly, she was struggling so hard to defeat you, she destroyed her own equipment!” She says, beaming up at you as she unlocks the ladder from the nose. “But tell me, darling, I have never felt that pressured by you, have I been unworthy of your full attention?”

Well, there went the hope this would be an enjoyable break.

>>32114393
Giver her head pats!

>>32114393
Konstantina why are you so adorable?

And that's it for the night!

I'm actually cutting a bit earlier than I wanted to leave room for hornet to post, though we didn't really have much left to do- just some banter. Banter we can do next thread.

Before the paranoia agents kick in, no, this does not and will not count as fulfilling your promise to Katya, should you elect to spend time with her. I'm not that jacked up.

Anyway, Sorry for starting late- the old man's in the hospital (not, thankfully, for anything major, though he's making everyone in there below the rank of Colonel hate life right now. Grumpy old cuss), we'd have been on time but for that.

We should be back to completely normal next week. Should be.

Anyway, guys, hope you had fun, and till next week, Cheers!

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>>32114454
Also, don't forget, this Sunday is the continuation of Fallschirmjager WItches due to some technically difficulties last week. Hope to see you guys there!

And possible PJW continuation at some point in the near future!

>>32114454
>we'd have been on time but for that
You have no need to apologize for medical stuff, man. Thanks for the run!