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>>32102732

Sneaky Omens Lotto edition

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Remember the basics.

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Bully the REVOCS members

Whose spaghetti will you spill in first person?

[ ] Ryuuko
[ ] Satsuki

>>32103088

This is a very confusing question right now, but I'll stick with
>[x] Ryuuko

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>>32103088
>[ ] Ryuuko

Yes pls.

>>32103088
>[ ] Satsuki

>>32103088
>[x] Ryuuko
>[x] Satsuki

We are one. We feel each other's embarrassment.

>>32103088
>Ryuko
I think? Bodyswap is 2confuse

>>32103088
>Ryuuko

To make it more clear, the choice is for the character, not the body.
As in, Ryuuko is Ryuuko in Satsuki's body, and Satsuki is Satsuki in Ryuuko's body.

>>32103088
[ ] Satsuki

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>>32103245

FIFE LIBERS

>>32103088
>[x]Ryuuko

Let's go with the basic choice.

>>32103174
>>32103177
>>32103188
>>32103237
>>32103279

>>32103088
If you can't switch back for now, then you will have to continue to pretend for some more time. Coming clear with it and having to explain everything to everyone would probably be more troublesome than just pretending everything is normal.

Not to mention, some people definitely wouldn't take it well, and Nonon is on the top of that list, with Gamagoori close second.

The command room slowly empties, but not as much as you would've liked. Aikurou and Inumuta are still here, contacting allied schools, and warning them about Hououmaru.

Seeing no other option, you motion to Satsuki to follow you. You find an empty room to talk.

"So, what now?", you ask.

"I'm afraid I'm too exhausted to try fixing this right now.", Satsuki answers.

"Yeah, same here."

The Kamui both express discontent.

"I suppose we will have to maintain this masquerade for a while longer.", Satsuki says. "Which is why, I have to ask."

"What is it?"

"...What would you do right now, if you were... yourself?"

[ ] Talk to Souichirou
[ ] Talk to the Devas
[ ] Talk to Mako

>>32103545
>[ ] Talk to the Devas

>>32103545
>Talk to Mako

>>32103545
>[ ] Talk to the Devas

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>>32103545
[ ] Talk to the Devas, aka Nonon
Since we got Satsuki's body we can now make Nononsuki a thing.

>>32103545
>[ ] Talk to Mako

>>32103545

[x] Talk to Mako

BREAKING THE MASQUERADE!

>>32103545
>[x] Talk to Mako

50/50 shot the hivemind would aim for Monkey or Mako.

>>32103545
>[x] Talk to the Devas

>>32103589
We're not talking to them as Satsuki, we're sending Satsuki to talk to them as Ryuuko. I think.

>>32103545
>Talk to the devas

>>32103545
[ ] Talk to the Devas

>>32103570
>>32103579
>>32103589
>>32103611
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>>32103605
>mfw I realized talking to Mako would screw everything up
>She would just notice Ryuuko's not in her body because she's fucking Mako

>>32103635

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO THINK BEFORE VOTING.

>>32103643
>ALWAYS REMEMBER TO THINK
Is thinking another way of saying Shiny Button in your native language or something?

>>32103643

I mean, Satsuki asked what we would do.

>>32103643
Thoughts make Anon head hurt.

>>32103545
"I'd... talk to the Devas, I guess.", you say. "Just make sure not to boss them around too much. Getting called "Lady Ryuuko" is bad enough as it is."

Satsuki smiles. Well, technically, it's your smile. It's pretty cute, if you do say so yourself.

"I'll keep that in mind."

"Same question goes to you. What would you do now?"

"I'd talk to father. We need to know if him and Iori have made any progress on their research recently. If Iori is not around, you could come clean to him about this accident, actually. He is somewhat aware of our mind link."

"Alright."

You head to the lab. It seems you got lucky. In the usual spot by the computers, you can only see your father.

He notices you. "Oh, Satsuki. Is something the matter?"

[ ] Ask about research
[ ] Tell him what happened
[ ] Ask where Iori is

>>32103883
>[ ] Tell him what happened
GUESS WHAT
I'M NOT SATSUKI

>>32103883
>[ ] Ask where Iori is

>>32103883
>[x] Ask where Iori is

follow with

>[x] Tell him what happened

"Dad, are you familiar with the 1976 american film classic..."

>>32103883
>Ask where Iori is
>Tell him what happened if we are sure we're alone

DAAAAD

>>32103883
>[ ] Tell him what happened

>>32103883
>[x] Ask where Iori is
In case he just went to the bathroom or something and could be back any second. If he's really away then
>[x] Tell him what happened
ITS ME DAD
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG DAD
YOU ALL BOUGHT IT

>>32103883
>[ ] Ask about research

Satsuki would know where Iori is.

>>32103995
>Satsuki would know where Iori is.

How? We've been Satsuki the entire day.

>>32103912
>>32103922
>>32103928
>>32103968

>>32103883
"Isn't Iori usually here?", you ask.

"Usually. Right now though, he's outside, performing tests."

"Tests?"

"We think that we're on to something when it comes to extracting people from COVERS. He's testing the prototype we've built."

"There are COVERS around?", you ask.

"No, no. Don't worry. For testing purposes, I've stitched together an imitation. It's completely harmless, and instead of a live human, there's a crash test dummy inside."

That's quite smart.

"I see."

"Why do you ask? Did you need to talk to Iori?"

"Actually, I needed to make sure he won't be around. I need to tell you something."

Souichirou's expression turns anxious. "What is it?"

"Well, uh... how to put it.... I'm not Satsuki."

Before you can react, razor sharp measuring tape wraps around your neck. It cuts into your skin a little.

"Then, who are you?"

[ ] Explain
[ ] Break free

>>32104228
>[ ] Explain

>>32104228
>[x] Explain

"Huh, so that's what this was like this morning"

>>32104228
>Explain
no dad no

>>32104228
>[ ] Explain
Breaking free's probably gonna make matters worse.

Besides, it's not like he can kill us by decapitation.

>>32104228
[X] Explain
That was a little ominously-phrased I'll admit

>>32104228
>[ ] Explain
IT WAS ME DIO

>>32104259
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>>32104271
>>32104272

Ryuko confirmed for not swapping brains with the bodies.

>>32104271
He could if he cut from two sides, and right now he's cutting from ALL sides.

>>32104370
Nexus thread, he can't cut it.

>>32104401
But he could always just punch our solar nexus

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>>32104228
"Let me explain, please.", you say. Losing your sister's head would be a problem, even if it can be reattached.

"I'm listening. But you're not moving." Your father can get pretty scary.

"W-well, I'm Ryuuko." Saying it like that seems like the most logical course of action.

"I see, I see. Then, could you tell me, who is this?" Souichirou displays a camera feed on the computer screen. Satsuki, in your body, is talking to Sanageyama in the training room.

The tape tightens around your neck. "My patience is running out."

"S-Satsuki. That's Satsuki over there.", you say.

"What?"

"Well, it's a long story, b-but... we accidentally switched bodies yesterday, by messing with our mental link."

"Mental link?" He looks interested for a moment, but quickly refocuses. "...Wait. Do you have any proof this is actually Satsuki's body, and that you're not just an imposter?"

[ ] Point to the eyebrows
[ ] Synchronize

>>32104541
>[ ] Point to the eyebrows

>>32104541
>Synchronize

>>32104541
>[ ] Point to the eyebrows
Why not?

>>32104541
>[ ] Point to the eyebrows
Only evidence needed

>>32104541
>[ ] Point to the eyebrows
Best fucking option.

>>32104541
>I don't know, do you have any proof you're the real Isshin?

Or,
>Eyebrows

>>32104541
>synchronize without decapitating ourself
Junketsu is far too enlightened to be fooled by an imposter right?
Or you could finish your Kamui translator. Now would be a great time to have one of those.

>>32104541
>[x] Point to the eyebrows

>he thinks we might be an enemy
>"Here, just let me activate this powerup!"

>>32104558
>>32104576
>>32104584
>>32104585
>>32104592

>>32104541
>[ ] Point to the eyebrows

>>32104603

The eyebrows thing will work because only Ryuko is enough of a butt to say that.

>>32104633
"That's got to be the dumbest proof you could possibly come up with."
"What do you expect, I'm Ryuko, remember?"

>>32104689

I mean, proving Ryuko is Ryuko is Satsuki cannot be that hard. She's got a few years of living with Soichiro as Prof. Matoi to draw on for "tell me something only Ryuko" would know.

>>32104689
>Junketsu starts choking us for mocking her perfect eyebrows

>>32104726
We didn't mock them, we merely pointed to them. Junketsu was the one to think her eyebrows were mockable.
Then he an heros out of shame.

>>32104726
>Junketsu start choking Ryuuko

>Senketsu feel that Ryuuko is in danger, rip himself off Satsuki in front of BANANA

>Senketsu LAGANN IMPACT Junketsu out of nowhere because he's pissed
>Forgot we are currently wearing him
>Get drilled
>Dad too because collateral damage

THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG

>>32104228
>>32104541
Dad's kinda edgy, isn't he?
>"That person volunterily admitted that she's not who she poses as, IT MUST BE AN ENEMY SPY!"

>>32104941
>That person volunterily admitted that she's not who she poses as
Yeah, well, so did Nui

>>32104941

His nerves are a bit frayed.

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>>32104941
Hey, I think this is the first time in month I have seen the word "edgy" used correctly, great job anon!

>>32104941
>>32104971

We did also just return from close-contact with the enemy.

>>32104971
You can't deny that there's a world of difference between how she did it and how we're doing it

>>32104941
When you've survived that many assassination attempts you get a little jumpy about things, especially considering the last attempt featured a shapeshifter.

>>32104982
Even less reason to admit the ruse right away

By the way, if everything else fails, transforming Junketsu is a solid proof. I mean, even Ragyo couldn't force it

>>32104541
"Well, uh..."

You slowly raise a hand, and point to Satsuki's bushy eyebrows.

"Can't fake those, right?"

The measuring tape around your neck loosens and retracts. You look at Souichirou. His expression is blank.

"...Please don't tell Satsuki I laughed."

"But, you didn't, dad."

"I was very close." He looks at you again. "The wound on your neck healed already? Sorry for this harsh treatment, Ryuuko, but we can't take any chances."

"Well, I probably could've worded this better, anyway.", you say.

"Anyway, you must tell me: how did this happen? I knew there's some sort of connection between the two of you when Satsuki's Life Fibers activated in response to yours, but I had no idea it goes this far!"

As you think how to tell this story, you realize - this could get really awkward, even if it is your father you're telling this to.

[ ] Tell the whole story
[ ] Omit what happened at the bathhouse

>>32105115
>[ ] Tell the whole story

>>32105115
[ ] Tell the whole story

>>32105115
>Tell the whole story, in explicit detail

>>32105115
>[x] Omit what happened at the bathhouse

Nothing happened. What bathhouse?

>>32105146
This.

>>32105115
>[ ] Tell the whole story

"She WHAT?!"

>>32105115
>[ ] Tell the whole story
Why would we not

By the way, is mind link a property Satsuki and Ryuuko share as a whole, or is it part of abilities they both have?

>>32105138
I change to this. >>32105146

>>32105124
>>32105129
>>32105146
>>32105175
>>32105176

>>32105176
What do you mean by that, exactly?

>>32105124
Never mind this vote I'm with this guy.

>>32105146

>>32105146
>>32105181
>implying we won't be interrupted because Souichirou will be creeped out by the story of his wife having lewds with his daughters, as he should

>>32105115
>Tell the whole story
Confession is good for PTSD
It's not like he wouldn't know about bath time anyways

>>32105146
"...and that why I decided to never eat onions again. Then she..."

>>32105193
>What do you mean by that, exactly?
Well first thing is that Satsuki and Ryuko have a developed mental connection between them, second means that they're capable of some telepathic feats and mind link is one of them

>>32105232
Well, the mind link is something very specific to their connection to each other, partially because they're sisters, and partially because of what happened when Satsuki fused with Life Fibers.
They don't have any abilities of that kind beyond that.

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I wonder if Ragyo's ever given Souichirou a handjob?

What's more, what if while fingering her daughters she used the same hand she jerked Soichirou with?

>>32105262
Okay then, thanks for clarification

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>>32105276
>trying to apply inderect fucking when over a decade passed between two events and Ragyo's hand/Souichirou's dick were washed numerous times
That's more of a stretch than even Chocolate Goatee can possibly do

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>>32105322
Well maybe she finger-fucked babby Satsuki

>>32105369
Now that's terrifyingly plausible

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>>32105369
>Well maybe she finger-fucked babby Satsuki

Words cannot express how much ashamed I am for being turned on by this scenario.

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>>32105418
Well, at least you still feel shame for stuff like that

>>32105322
Still, both Satsuki and Ryuuko were being touched by the hand that touched their father's dick.

No amount of time can change this.

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>>32105508
>touched by the hand that touched their father's dick.

Well, you know, the same applies you to you.

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>>32105570
>Implying my mother bad touched

>>32105609
Yeah but still, your parents had steamy sex all the time, and will continue to rub all their filthy juices all over you indirectly.
Forever.
And ever.

>>32105634
Most of us don't proceed to get fingered/jerked off by those same hands.

>>32105649
Still.
Whenever your dad shakes your hand, keep in mind that he was elbow deep in your mum's cunt just a few hours earlier.

>>32105674
Yeah, but it's not my dick.

Ragyo fingered her daughters with those same father dick hands.

It was a family reunion.

>>32105702
>After throwing away her baby she broke down and saw the error of her ways
>She's willing to give up on COVERS just to have her family back together
Truly world's best mom

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>>32105609
>>32105649
>they never had family fun fridays

freudapprovesthisthread.gif

>>32105115
He's your father, and her husband. He should know.

You begin the story by describing the initial effects the mind link had: reacting to strong emotions by making both of you feel them.

"So, I guess Satsuki's Life Fibers awoke at the same moment mine did, when Ragyou sort of... tore my heart out?", you ask.

"...That's what she did?" Souichirou's expression darkens for a moment. "But yes, it seemed like it. Satsuki even mentioned feeling a similar kind of pain."

"So yeah, when we don't do anything with it, the mind link only reacts to strong feelings like that."

"And how did you find out you can do something with it?"

"That's, uh..." You look to the side. "In a way, you could say Ragyou had a hand in it."

"Ragyou knows about your link?"

"No. But, she did do something to us, something that caused the mind link to go haywire."

"What was it?", your father inquires. It seems like he doesn't realize yet.

"I promised myself I'd tell you, but... this is not something I'd like to talk about."

Souichirou looks at you with confusion for a moment.

But then, he realizes. "No. She didn't... did she?"

"She did. And from what Satsuki has told me, this was far from the first time."

Your father slams his fist on the desk. "You don't have to say it, Ryuuko. I'm sorry I reminded you about this. We can talk about the mind link later."

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>>32105890
>"In a way, you could say Ragyou had a hand in it."

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>>32105890
>"In a way, you could say Ragyou had a hand in it."

10/10

>>32105890
>In a way, you could say Ragyou had a hand in it.
>Ragyou had a hand in it
>hand in it
Humor is a great coping mechanism, but that's a little much, Ryuko

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>>32105890
>"In a way, you could say Ragyou had a hand in it.""Ragyou knows about your link?"

Speaking of mind swapped.

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>>32105890
> "In a way, you could say Ragyou had a hand in it."

>>32105890
>Your father slams his fist on the desk. "You don't have to say it, Ryuuko. I'm sorry I reminded you about this. We can talk about the mind link later."
so, are we having the bad touch talk

>>32106240
>tfw you realized he slammed his fist on the desk in excitement

>he wants to talk explicitly about bad touch

>>32106272
>RYUKO
>LOOK AT ALL OF THESE CHARTS AND GRAPHS I HAVE MADE TO SHOW YOU ABOUT THE BAD TOUCH

>>32106240
>>32106272
>>32106308

The "show me on the doll" section is going to be very interesting.

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>>32106272
>Dad being excited for Bad Touch

Maybe in Bizarro World.

>>32106323
>we start doing some of the hand gestures
>"Shit, if I knew these back then maybe she wouldn't have gone so crazy."

>>32105890
He doesn't want to talk anymore. You don't, either. This is not an easy subject to talk about, let alone just move over from.

You leave the lab. As you saw on the cameras, Satsuki was talking to Sanageyama a moment ago. Perhaps she still is, even. What Satsuki-like thing could you do right now?

[ ] Talk to the other Devas
[ ] Go where she is
[ ] Consult her

>>32106413
>Talk to the other devas

>>32106407

>"Hold on, I need Satsuki to help me with this, I don't have enough hands to touch all the places she touched."

>>32106413
>[ ] Go where she is
Monkey will sense a disturbance in the force

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>>32105890
> "In a way, you could say Ragyou had a hand in it."

>>32106413
>Go where she is
Just in case one of us (ie Ryuko) fucks up again the other can cover

>>32106413
[x] Talk to the Other Devas
[x] Nani Sore

>>32106413
[ ] Talk to the other Devas

>>32106413
>[x] Consult her

Dial her on the mind phone.

>>32106413
>[x] Talk to the other Devas

Hug the Nonon.

>>32106413
Devas! Nonon! Girl Time!

>>32106413
>[ ] Talk to the other Devas

>>32106413
>[x] Talk to the other Devas

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>>32106490
>>32106494
>>32106589
>>32106594
You could've stopped this.

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>>32106634
I regret nothing

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>>32106634
Is it time to spill the life fibers all over the ground already?

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>>32106634
HAHA
SPOOK TIME

>>32106634

And the first winner of the Sneaky Omens Lotto is...

>>32105890
"We can talk about the mind link later." Your father says, walking away from the desk.

"For now, let's talk about that mother of yours..." Souichirou pauses before continuing.

"She really knows how to use those hands of hers." You are utterly shocked to hear your fathers response.

"W-what the hell old man!?" you angrily retort. "I apologize." Your father responds.

"It's just that I really envy you and your sisters experience. She may be evil, but I still enjoyed every moment that woman was mine." Souichirou continues, as he closes his eyes and looks up.

"How can you even...I-I" you are entirely speechless. "It felt good though, didn't it? She may be your mother, but I know for a fact she must have really given it to you nice and hard, that's the kind of woman she is." Your father adds with a smile.

"Am I wrong?" He asks.

At this point you've gone from rage to full embarrassment, as he's entirely correct. Even during the entire ordeal in the bath house, those very thoughts crossed your mind as well. What your mother did was foul, but your body enjoyed every second of it.

"Y-yes." you say, tears flowing down your eyes.

"I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it, and you know what?" You question, before wiping away your tears. "I'm gonna see to it I experience that again!" You shout, feeling motivated.

"We're gonna kick moms ass and make her our sex slave!" You boast, full of confidence.

"Hell yeah, motherfucker!" your father agrees, before bumping fists.

"Hell yeah, motherfucker!" you respond, meeting his fist with your own.

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>>32106634
I accept my fate by giving it a handshake.

you should too.

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>>32106712

>>32106712
Well, I'm pretty sure VoteP can't come up with anything worse than this.

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>>32106712
>"Hell yeah, motherfucker!"

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>>32106664
Spooky time?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

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>>32106712

>>32106763
>mother fucker

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>>32106712
>Hell yeah, motherfucker!

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>>32106768

>>32106634
Worst case scenario: Nonon sees something's not right and she traps us in her dungeon to make us talk.

>>32106820

Honestly, Nonon was like, the one person we should have gone upfront with, other than that we were in a crisis, and having her pass the fuck out for a half hour would have raised some awkward questions.

>>32106634
The Devas are Satsuki's loyal soldiers. They're her friends, too. Talking to them wouldn't be out of character. You don't really need to consult Satsuki on that.

Assuming Sanageyama is still talking to the real Satsuki, that leaves three of them.

[ ] Gamagoori
[ ] Nonon
[ ] Inumuta

>>32106885
>[ ] Nonon
SHINY

>>32106885
Oops, meant to quote >>32106413

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>>32106885
>[x] Nonon

>>32106885
>[ ] Nonon
Shiny Button GO!

>>32106885
[X] Gamagoori

>>32106885
>Inumuta

>>32106885
>[x] Nonon

>>32106885
>[ ] Inumuta

Let's see how it feels to not being looked down upon, for once.

>>32106885
>Inumuta
fuck the button, acquire DATA

>>32106885
>[x] Inumuta

DATABASE
DATABASE

>>32106885
>[ ] Inumuta

>>32106913
>>32106925
>>32106928
>>32106946
>>32106953

>Inumuta over Nonon
This thread never ceases to entertain

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>>32106957

>>32106957
>nonon being ignored intensifies

>>32106969

Well, Sanageyama is occupied, so.

Actually, it's kind of funny, the one time people pick Inumuta also happens to be the time when it's actually not any greater an option than Nonon. Since Inu is spymaster, and will totally notice inconsistencies.

Gama was the safe route.

>>32107007

No, I think its safe to say we've switched from "ignored" to "avoided" now.

But, I mean, she got to make her dear Satsuki-chan breakfast, so she's already ahead.

>>32106885
>[ ] Nonon

>>32107009
>Nonon
Will notice due to lifelong friendship
>Gama
Will notice our distinct lack of RESOLVE
>Imumuta
Will notice and be smart enough to keep his trap shut about it

>>32107009
>inb4 inumuta confesses his love for DATA

>>32107028
I propose we have Satsuki makes her breakfeast next time

>>32107089

>Satsuki
>Capable of basic domestic tasks

Choose one.

>>32107089
I think Nonon would have a heart attack
That or take Satsuki right there and then

>>32107089
>Acknowledging Nonon’s love
Let’s resurrect Maiko while we’re at it.

>>32107153

Well, Nonon is a necromancer, so we might as well get two birds with one stone.

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>>32107217
Throw in Boxer and sharkgirl and we got ourselves a deal!

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>Satsuki/Ryuuko: Yo, Sanageyama, I need to chat.
>Sanageyama: Sure, what's up Ry-wait a minute.
>Sanageyama: I sense something....
>Satsuki/Ryuuko: W-what is it? *Curses, i forgot completely about his Shigantsu. Utter nonsense, it's impossible he knows.*
>Sanageyama: Actually, never mind, it's nothing, though there is a story I'd like to tell you.
>Satsuki/Ryuuko: S-sure, go ahead.
>Sanageyama: Did I ever tell you how I once kicked Satsuki's ass?
>Satsuki/Ryuuko: What!? You arrogant little Monkey! I-oh...
>Sanageyama: What's good Satsuki?

>[Electric Shamisen Intensifies]

>>32107253

Do we have enough gold for all this Raise Dead?

>>32107254
Shit, I didn't even consider that.

Uzu probably fucking knows already.

>>32107281
Good point.
We start with Maiko. Then we form an adventure party and grind some dungeons to make dosh. Then the rest of the dead.


Or we ask Dosh King for gold...

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>>32107319
>Maiko
>Able to grind dungeons
>Even with an adventure party

The dead can't grind.

>>32107343
See >>32107217

>>32107301

Wel, Shingantsu isn't necessarily mystical, he just has zatoichi powers because he can't see. He might sense that "Ryuko" is different, but unless the both of us are in the same room being very much ourselves in not our body, they probably wouldn't "feel" close enough for him to tell.

>>32107319

>Questing For Dosh King:
>Obtain 10 Octopus Tentacles
>Beat up 5 groups of random thugs
>Obtain bouquet of flowers for his lovely Satsuki-han

>Boxer Paladin
>Tennis Ranger
>Maiko rogue
>Dosh king bard

>>32106885
You'd probably do best to steer clear of Nonon while in Satsuki's body. You got lucky in the morning, but this might not happen twice.

Inumuta would probably be a safe bet. You can just ask him for some information, without risking getting exposed.

You can't help but worry about how Satsuki is doing. Who knows how much Sanageyama can see with his Mind's Eye. He once told you about the "auras" he feels from people. What if those got swapped too?

Oh well, if you do get exposed, at worst it will cause a whole lot of confusion. ...And it might cause Nonon to completely lose it. Yeah, you don't want to get exposed.

You arrive at the command room. As you expected, Inumuta is here.

He turns away from the computer screen to face you. "Lady Satsuki." He nods respectfully.

You sure would appreciate getting this kind of treatment from him without swapping bodies with your sister. Why does he still persist in being so snarky towards you, anyway? Is he still upset about that laptop? That was what, 6 years ago now?

[ ] Ask for status on allied academies
[ ] Ask about progress on the anti-COVERS weapon

Nonon is a necromancer and can nuke shit with her uniform, so she fits the wizard slot
Satsuki got leadership and combatskill so warlord/paladin
Ryuko knows fighting, so fighter.
Maiko knows traps and bluff tests, so rogue

Lacks a healer but otherwise good to go.

>>32107400
>[ ] Ask about progress on the anti-COVERS weapon

>>32107375
True, Shigantsu isn't at all mysitical or anything like that. However, it works in a way that could very likely allow him to tell both Satsuki and Ryuuko apart.

He uses his senses to read a person's movements, and regardless of how good the two of them are at acting, they both very likely have certain cues about them that a guy like Uzu could easily pick apart.

But like you said, they'd probably have to be in the same room.

Though, it helps that Uzu's fought both of them first hand.

>>32107400
>Give him a tongue lashing for being snarky to you

>Ask for status on allied academies

>>32107400
>[ ] Ask for status on allied academies
Also, lunch money. Your liegelord demands it!

>>32107400
>[ ] Ask for status on allied academies

>>32107400

>Is he still upset about that laptop? That was what, 6 years ago now?

Inumuta confirmed for still in mourning for DATA.

>[x] Ask about progress on the anti-COVERS weapon

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>>32107400
>ask for status on allied academies
DATA first, then toys

>>32107400
>[x] Ask for status on allied academies

>>32107432
>>32107433
>>32107434
>>32107457
>>32107462

>>32107409

Mako's got training or ranks or whatever in Treat Injury, even if her INT has to be low.

Also, 4E warlord is a heal class. They can literally yell you better, and Paladin can Lay On Hands. So Dame Satsuki can totally RESOLVE people back to like

>>32107493
Mako is totally That Guy with her chaotic randumb shit. Lets stick to Satsuki for healing instead.

>>32107217
>>32107319
If we take the lunch money of the monsters we're at three birds with one stone.

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>>32107535

Out new team-building exercise needs to be Friday Night DnD with Inumuta as GM

>>32107568
Maiko as dick ass thief that robs fellow party members, Mako never paying attention, Gama as RULES lawyer, Nui as hyperedgy that guy... This won't end well.

I still want to see Senketsu and Junketsu interacting together. Would be funny.

>"Hey Junketsu, what does a mod do when he find a bad thread?"
>"No idea."
>"He cut the thread, obviously!"
>"It doesn't make me laugh, but I get it."

>>32107568
>>32107629

>Ryuko plays CG Fighter with Greatsword, and some ludicrous race template like Half-Dragon
>Satsuki is LG Paladin of the Sun God and somehow has a Katana
>Nonon is NG Bard who uses knives
>Iori is TN Artificer
>Mako is a CN Monk who only pays attention half the time anyway
>Gama has too much DISCIPLINE to do to play
>Nui joins via Skype as token CE Blackguard and keeps trying to ERP with Satsuki and Ryuko

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>>32107629
>Inumuta gets sick

"Hello everyone, I'll be DMing in his place today. You stand before a bathhouse."
"But the campaign left off in the middle of a goblin camp."
"YOU STAND BEFORE A BATHHOUSE."

>>32107765

I thought of a joke to follow this with, but after I typed it, I felt bad about myself, and undecided to post it.

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>>32107376
>Dosh King
>Bard

Kinda have you covered there, m8

>>32107761
>>Gama has too much DISCIPLINE to do to play

Gama is a crusader who focuses on Devoted Spirit.

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>>32107805
Shit, that's not the playbook version.

This should be it.

>>32107761
> Mako is a CN Monk
>CN Monk
>chaotic Monk

gamagoori is battling with himself over pointing out that thats breaking the monk's alignment rules because he knows that saying anything would ruin mako's fun

Just thought of a dream scenario.

>Satsuki as your boss/leader who approves and respects you
>Nonon as your music library
>Ryuuko as your best friend
>Houououmaru as your maid
>Mako, who's that?
>And Ragyo as your sex tutor who teaches you how to properly sex your loyal, slutty waifu Nui

>>32107854

Dragon Magazine actually released a "Chaos Monk," issue 335 p.88.

>>32107765
>Gaming with your parents
Sounds Ryuko is going to be the one having her lunch money taken away at school soon

>>32107854

You telling me Mako wouldn't be the one to blatantly violate the rules? She just wants to punch something.

I bet Alignment, even as an oversimplification, would fly over Mako's head anyway. More punching things and taking their stuff.

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>>32107761
>Nui path.
She only wants to play guys, just let her join in.
What's the worst that could happen?

>>32107400
"Inumuta. How are our academies holding up?", you ask.

Inumuta adjusts his glasses, and starts typing. Lots of images flash across the screen. Maps, numbers, charts, and the like.

"Currently, other than the one school Hououmaru attacked, all of them remain combat-ready. Following today's events, I have relayed this new information to every other academy. They should be more vigilant now."

"Very good. What about surviving Honnouji Academy forces stationed here?"

"The One-Stars are undergoing additional combat training in order to minimize their reliance on their uniforms. The way things look right now, we won't be able to replace many lost Ultima Uniforms, so we have to prepare for every possibility."

"Indeed. I've heard that Iori has been testing an anti-COVERS weapon, do you have any information on that?", you ask.

"Today's test didn't go so well, unfortunately. The extraction mechanism needs a lot of work. The way it functions right now, it doesn't neutralize the COVERS in a manner allowing for collecting their Life Fibers, and poses a health hazard for the extracted person. In short, it works, but needs a lot of polishing."

"I see. Thank you, Inumuta."

Just as you are about to open the door, Inumuta calls out to you.

"You know, Lady Satsuki, it's funny. Your sister asked me the same questions, in the same order."

You turn to face him, unable to hide your terrified expression. But he merely pantomimes zipping his mouth shut, and returns to his work.

>>32107874
dragon mag varies wildly in it's quality or normal use

>>32107892
Mako is the definitely Chaotic, i'd say closer to CG than CN but arguments on both sides. Gamagoori on the other hand is the embodiment of LN.

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>>32107535
No, no, Mako wouldn't be That Girl. Maiko, maybe, but not Mako; she'd be more like that one younger sibling that doesn't really comprehend the rules of the game and often wants to do incomprehensible or sometimes even flat-out impossible shit in game, but since she's just a kid and they want to avoid upsetting her everyone just lets her (mostly harmless) requests slide.

>>32107947
At this rate Nonon will be the only one to never know.

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>>32107947

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>>32107947
He knows!!.....In fact they probably all know cause Satsuki told them already and they're all just fucking with us!

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>>32107947
Waitwaitwaitwait.

So does that mean Satsuki tried to bring herself to our level while still getting information, or she just asked whatever and Ryuko tried to act like her?

I don't understand.

Have some Nonon.

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>>32107947
>everyone actually figured it out by now and think they're keeping it a secret from everyone else

>>32107966

Honestly, I think Mako's the kind of person who'd look at alignment stuff and be like "nah, can't be bothered" and pick CN because she thinks it means that she can feel like she can do whatever.

>You turn to face him, unable to hide your terrified expression.

Dammit, Ryusuki, why did you break character!

> But he merely pantomimes zipping his mouth shut, and returns to his work.

EVERY TIME

>>32108054

Whoops, forgot to also link to >>32107947 for the second half of that stuff.

>>32107947
>You turn to face him, unable to hide your terrified expression. But he merely pantomimes zipping his mouth shut, and returns to his work.

So he fucking knows but his keeping his mouth shut.

>>32107947
This is bad. You should probably talk to Satsuki. If Inumuta knows, or at least suspects something, who's to say others don't?

Hell, Inumuta knowing isn't that bad. He was able to keep his mouth shut on you and Satsuki being sisters. You're not so sure about Sanageyama though. At this point, it's not about hiding it from everybody, but at least making sure Nonon doesn't find out.

[ ] Go to Satsuki
[ ] Use the mind link

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>>32108012
>in Dungeons La Dragons, Mako is actually a character created by the younger sister of the DM
this
makes a surprising amount of sense.

>>32108054
I'd say it very much depends on whether she gets help or not during chargen - if she does, then;

>I wanna punch people in the face!
>Okay, so the monk's a good choice for that. You know you have to be Lawful to do that, right?
>You mean like Satsuki? Okay!

Otherwise yeah, Monk/Barbarian joint build incoming

>>32108101
[ ] Use the mind link

>>32108101
>[x] Use the mind link

What could go wrong?

>>32108101
>use the mind link
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED

>>32108101
>[ ] Use the mind link

>>32108101
[ ] Use the mind link

>>32108101
>[ ] Use the mind link

>>32108101
>[x] Use the mind link

Someone get me a KLK-CODEC image, stat

>>32108115
>>32108127
>>32108128
>>32108129
>>32108133

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>>32108101
>[ ] Use the mind link
WEEEE OOOOOOOO

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>>32108133
forgot to add

>>32108145
Use mind control, talk to nonon, tell her truth before she finds herself or from someone else! DAMAGE CONTROL ACTIVATED!!

>>32108110

That's a fair point. Mako's the kind of person who, if left to her own devices, would just cludge all the things she things sound cool together and probably forget some of the finer points.

And we all know Inumuta's exactly the kind of prick who would leave his players high and dry, and hand them a PHB and say "go for it". And he shall chuckle at your misery because nobody can speak Double Secret Elvish and that's what the plot token is coded in.

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>>32108207

>>32108229
>>32108229
I imagine Inumuta would very much DM DnD-likes similar to Dungeon world - follow player hooks to wherever while he works off screen on making crazy CR appropriate encounters.

By the end of the campaign, the players who stayed on auto-optimize to shit. Satsuki's less numbers-based GMing doesn't survive.

>>32107947
You weren't really thinking about it when you used it earlier today, but despite the body swap, the mind link works the same. You have to concentrate on Satsuki's image, even though that's technically your body at the moment.

You're not sure if it will work over such a distance, but you don't want to attract any more attention. You focus on Satsuki, and attempt to contact her.

"How's the situation over there?"

For a while, you get no response. Just as you're about to try again, however, you receive one.

"Sanageyama figured it out, but said he'll keep quiet. He wanted a duel with me, so I'm doing that now. What about you?"

"Inumuta somehow figured it out, too."

Following this, you simultaneously send out a message to each other.

"Make sure Nonon doesn't find out."

"Make sure Mankanshoku doesn't find out."

Oh, crap. You forgot about Mako. She's somebody you should avoid telling this, as well, for different reasons, one of those reasons being her loose tongue.

[ ] Suggest to fix it as soon as possible
[ ] Go visit the other Devas

>>32108355
>[x] Suggest to fix it as soon as possible

Also

>"Make sure Nonon doesn't find out."
>"Make sure Mankanshoku doesn't find out."

Mako and Nonon confirmed for finding out.

>>32108355
>[ ] Go visit the other Devas
2 shiny

>>32108355
>fix it
we're averaging 25% success rate on our bluffs

>>32108355
>[X] Go visit the other Devas
Lets tell Nonon the truth before she accidentally finds out

>>32108355
>[x] Go visit the other Devas

still need to see gama

>>32108355
[ ] Suggest to fix it as soon as possible

>>32108355
>[ ] Go visit the other Devas
Flawless option.

>>32108355
[ ] Suggest to fix it as soon as possible

OST 3 when

>>32108355
>[ ] Go visit the other Devas
Welp.

>>32108355
>[ ] Suggest to fix it as soon as possible

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>>32108384
>>32108394
>>32108401
>>32108404
>>32108427

>>32108355
>[x] Suggest to fix it as soon as possible

>>32108444
forgive them father, they know not what they do

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>>32108444

>>32108444

Nameless Took Tony

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>>32108444
WHY DIDN'T YOU FIX IT

>>32108444
>>32108486
Oh, we know what we're doing. We know it very well.

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>>32108432
>>32108444
I was too late

>>32108498
PIYO guy does it again

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>>32108498
>DON'T CALL IT A PIYO, IT'S THE DESSERT YOU CHOSE

>>32108355
That leaves you with two Devas. Gamagoori, most likely accompanied by Mako, and Nonon herself.

You hope you'll be able to maintain the facade towards those three at least, but somehow it feels like choosing between an axe and a guillotine.

[ ] Gamagoori
[ ] Nonon

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>>32108444
>

I knew 100% what that choice entailed OP, I'm not afraid of the skeletons.

I'm actively pursuing them.

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>>32108548
[ ] Nonon

>>32108548
>[ ] Nonon
Time for truth

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>>32108548
>GAMA
IF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BLOW THIS

>>32108498

Speedvoters abusing the fact OP isn't allowed to Revote anymore.

>>32108548
>[ ] Nonon

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>>32108548

>[x] Nonon

>You hope you'll be able to maintain the facade towards those three at least, but somehow it feels like choosing between an axe and a guillotine.

We walk this path of our own free will.

While you choose your doom, if you have Steam, here's a group worth checking out, related to the recently spawned KLK quests.
http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791435338813