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>>32093656
In front of you is a blond haired, blue armored and white winged angel wielding a spear. She looks…pensive at best. To your right is a blue haired blue armored and pink winged angel wielding…a spear with an axe on it. You’re pretty sure there’s a name for that but it’s escaping you at the moment due to you know…angels. She looks rather similar to the first angel.

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>>32093679
To your left is a blue haired angel who’s wearing more or less a simple white dress and carrying a staff. She looks…either eager or the beginning stages of whatever Akeno does to you, so you might want to watch out for her. And finally, behind you is a Reaper, an honest to god reaper with a scythe and everything. She has red hair, a more or less blank face and is wearing…Well she has cloth draped on her but you wouldn’t really call it “clothes”. It’s more like she has a strip of cloth draped around her neck and down her body till her upper thigh where it suddenly decides that since it’s already shown everything else off it might as well give her a skirt. That just so happens to billow near constantly.

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>>32093701
Oh and you can tell that every last one of them could more than likely kick your ass just as bad as Karasuba when she’s serious.

Fun times.

All four of them seem to be examining you, not your group just you, rather closely since you called out to them and they appeared in a flash of light.

>You know what…let’s not mess with angels and reapers. We can wait till they’re done.
>Say hello, again. Because you know, crazy’s got us this far.
>Maybe we should try to leave now…
>Other.
>Special limited time offer on Harem slots. As many as you want for 50 points! Going after this post! Woo!

>>32093724
>>Say hello, again. Because you know, crazy’s got us this far.

and
>Special limited time offer on Harem slots. As many as you want for 50 points! Going after this post! Woo!
all the harem slots

>>32093724
>As many as you want for fifty points each!

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>mfw Harem Protag Quest

>>32093724
>Say hello, again. Because you know, crazy’s got us this far.
"Come here often?"

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>>32093724
>Give them a second to give us eyes
>Then introduce ourselves, and our ladies.

Politely.

>>32093743
In that case, 2 slots right now for Melodiona and Rags.

>>32093724
Say hi of course

>>32093724
>Special limited time offer on Harem slots. As many as you want for 50 points! Going after this post! Woo!

I think 2 slots is a good choice.

BTW Guide, did ya pre archive?

>>32093724
>Say hello.

>>32093724
>Say hello, again. Because you know, crazy’s got us this far.

>Don't buy any slots

>>32093816
Yep. Already archived.

>>32093724
>>Say hello, again. Because you know, crazy’s got us this far.

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>>32093831
>fluffy wings

>>32093724

>Say hello again

>Buy 4 slots

Alright. Looks like say hello wins.

But not enough response on Harem slots for me to feel comfortable to buy any for you, so I'll let it slide for maybe a post or two more.

>>32093743
Well, I think we better open up 4 of em.

>>32093931
Maybe ask for a vote like

>Do you want to buy harem slots (y#of slots/n)

so you'd get responses liks y2 or n

>>32093931

I'll vote for getting 2 more slots. That'll mean we have 3 free; one for Slendere, one for Ragsmuena, and one for Kaede~___

>>32093987
While I disagree with some of your choices for who the slots are for, I agree that two slots will be enough at the moment.

>>32093987
Considering guide has seen fit to force 3 encounters with kaede down our throats, I feel she's going to be railroaded for us anyway.

>>32093931

I say buy 4, even if we don't use them now we will still have them open

>Buy 4 slots

Better to buy them now when they are discounted rather than spend more points later.

>>32094049
And we can fill them all with kaede

>>32093931
No slots

>>32094066
They're not discounted.

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>>32094017
>>32094039

>>32093931
Buy 1 slot. 2 is too close to our buffer zone for me to be comfortable.

>>32094066
50 points per slot is the standard price. We can just buy as many as we want at once, whereas usually we could only get one per thread.

I say 4 more slots lets try to get them all. We still need to keep one for slenderchan

>>32093931
Buy 1 more. That'l give us 2 free, which is a nice little buffer.
Best not expand the harem too much anyway, lest it start to groan under its own weight.

>>32094066
>>32094049
>>32093865
>>32094106

You do realize that puts us TEN points away from losing our protagonist status, IE GAME OVER? ignore anybody who says 4 slots.

>>32094113
>not expand harem too much
>4 angel waifus

yeah, that ship has sailed.

>>32093931
Lets not blow all our points on slots we don't need yet

That being said, I am willing to get one slot at the most

>>32094120
One or none I say

>>32094126
You think we're going to waifu them in any near amount of time? Please. They're there right now to look intimidating as shit and introduce us to more otherworldly waifus beyond slendere.

>>32094049
You do realize if we drop bellow 100. Then we risk loosing our place as protagonist. Buying 4 slots would put us right at 110. Way too close for comfort.

I could be convinced to buy 2 tho.

>>32094126
Try not to get carried away here. We only just met them. We still haven't even figured out who else is sentient in our core group, let alone got them lock down permanently.

buying 2 more slots puts us up to 3 giving us a comfy buffer in both points and slots

>>32094120

ok good point. I change mine to 2 slots

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>>32094161
>Try not to get carried away here. We only just met them.

Nigga the suggesting of anything else other than full fluffy wings and reaper cuddles is fucking atrocious.

>>32094120
falling below 100 doesn't automatically cause us to lose protag status. Another character needs to intentionally take it. And it isn't GAME OVER. We can still try and take it back.

That said I won't vote for mare than two slots. Tthere has to be a reason he's bringing it up right now. I think the angels are going to ask us to side with one of them. The ones we side with might automatically be put into our harem.

>>32094106
Ignore I thought we were at 350

>>32093931
I go no more than 2

Idiots who want four slots never played Waifu Quest. SUFFERING and grimderp ensues when protagonist shift occurs.

Do you even Shadowrun?

>>32094269
>do you even shadowrun?

Does this mean we can't cut a deal with our dragon waifu?

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>>32093724
Despite being nearly overwhelmed by the sheer…brilliance of the room. You decide that the best way forward is the way you’ve always done it. With as close to zero fucks given as physically possible and then giving those necessary fucks every last once of effort they need. Wait…that didn’t come out quite right…anyway.

So, of course you decide to say hello, again.


“Hi there,” you say, actually to the angels this time, “I’m John and this is Chris and Tatsuko. A pleasure to meet all of you.” You manage to get this out with more or less a straight face, seeing as how the reaper is still rather close behind you and you’re pretty sure it was her skirt that was brushing you before.

The first two angels don’t say anything…at least at first. But the one in the dress grins and…floats? a little closer, seeing as how she doesn’t really seem to be using her wings directly.

“He’s brave too,” she says, grinning and floating around a little, “And…” she sniffs you, “He smells like…Ooh you haven’t have you!” She grins in a way that you don’t enjoy as she clutches her hands together and her face reddens.

“Silence you,” says the armored blue hair, floating closer as well, “What I can tell is that he has been bloodied by a warrior and survived. And…” she pauses as well, examining you, “He has met the All Father.”

“Bright,” you hear the Reaper say from behind you. Her voice is…dull. Quiet, but not weak.

“Uh…” you begin, trying to get their combined attentions but unsure as to how.

At least until the blonde one floats in front of you.

“John Galt,” she says, which makes you wonder how she knows your name, “You have come before us freely. Do you seek to be judged?”

>Uh…sure…
>Uh, no?
>What do you mean judged?
>Other.
>Y+# of slots. Or N.

>>32094303
>What do you mean judged?

Y+2

>>32094303
>What do you mean judged?
>Y+2

>>32094303

>What do you mean

>Y+2

>>32094303
>>What do you mean judged?
hmm, sounds like we're getting melodiona as an observer.

Y+2

>>32094303
Uh... maybe... Depends on what you mean by judged? Y 2 slots

>>32094303
>What do you mean judged?
>Y+2

>>32094303
>do you seek to be judged?

ooh. This is where we prove ourselves to the gods by offering up a worthy quest to them, and one of them stays on with us as a mediator/referee. what kind of worthy quest can we undertake?

>What do you mean judged? On what merits will I be judged?
>y 2

our minds are one for we are /tg/. ... That is unless we are discussing colors and then all bets are off

>>32094303
>“He smells like…Ooh you haven’t have you!”

the slut knows we're virgins.

>>32094303
>What do you mean judged?
Give covert signals to our girls to NOT freak the fuck out like we're doing internally.

>Y #2

>>32094387
or kaede
or junko
Speaking of which, i expect her to get rammed down our throat a couple times in the near future. Seems only fair.

>>32094303
>What do you mean judged?
>Y+2

>>32094303
>>What do you mean judged?
>>Other.
"Uh, what?"
Heh.
>Y+1

>>32094303
>What do you mean judged?
>Y+2

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>>32094408
>Speaking of which, i expect her to get rammed down our throat a couple times in the near future. Seems only fair.

Keep being mad. I'mma enjoy my waifu.

>>32094303
>What do you mean judged?

Y+2

>>32094430
>all this shit taste
Junko is still gonna be a better waifu.

>>32094303
>Uh…sure…
>Y+2

Let's just roll with it.

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>>32094447
>Junko is still gonna be a better waifu.
I accept your opinion and think we can enjoy them both together.

>Junko is still gonna be a better waifu

Bitch, please.

>>32094460
nah we ave always asked questions first and then snarked and rolled with it.

>>32094303
> Uh…sure…
> Y + 3

Curious as always.

And +2 slots wins by a landslide. This one's going to be relatively quick.

Writing.

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>>32094447
>Junko is still gonna be a better waifu.

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>>32094447
>Junko is still gonna be a better waifu.

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>>32094447
I've been waiting to use this one...

All these kaedfags asspained by the truth.

>>32094609
nigga, I'm rooting for the Crimea waifu we haven't even met yet. You've just got the shittiest taste in waifus.

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>>32094303
“What do you mean judged?” you ask the angel.

“We will ask, you will answer,” she says, seemingly reflexively swinging her spear around a little, “Then we will judge. You may answer all or none. But if you answer none you must leave until you can answer two. Or we will destroy you.” There is no mercy, no hate or scorn in the angel’s voice, just a plain statement of fact.

“So, John Galt, who will you answer?” she asks again.

“Honesty.” She gestures towards herself.

“Love,” She gestures towards the still red faced angel.

“Battle,” she gestures to the other armored angel.

“And death,” she point behind you to the reaper.

“You may chose, and only you may answer,” she finishes.

Well…

>Honesty.
>Love.
>Battle.
>Death.
>You know what, fuck it. All.
>Leave.
>Other.
>(Choose all/none as you feel.)

>>32094643
Your waifu a shit.

And I ain't your nigga.

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>>32094609
You're a towel

>>32094656
>>You know what, fuck it. All.

No fucks given.

>>32094656
>You know what, fuck it. All.

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>>32094656
>You know what, fuck it. All.
GO
BIG
OR
GO
HOME

>>32094656
>You know what, fuck it. All.

Going all in has yet to fail.

>>32094656
Death. Of course. It's the ultimate question and it brings out the truth in everyone.

>You know what, fuck it. All.
Also would now be a bad time to summon Jenkins cause I kinda want to hear his opinion on the matter

>>32094656
Wait, are they asking us who we want to question us? or who's going to judge us? or are they asking which we identify with? please elaborate.

>>32094656
>You know what, fuck it. All.

Only possible choice

>>32094656
>You know what, fuck it. All.

>>32094711
Question/Judge. Same difference in this case.

>>32094725
alright.
>Fuck it. All.
all the bitches.

I think we're going to need another harem slot to hold all the angel tits.

All or nothing, go big, go home.

We've got nothing to hide, all the love in the world, no need to lie, and Death fucking terrifies us, but you best believe we have a harem spot open and waiting.

>>32094656
"you must be honest with yourself to find love and in love you find your reason to wage battles and in battles you look to prevent your death by dealing it. So I Say it must be all"

>>32094751
We don't have to auto-harem them, you know. We can leave some of them on the backburner while we work up our points again.

>>32094656
>You know what, fuck it. All.
Go big or go home.

The hive mind seems to be in full force tonight.

can we possibly snark a little bit when we answer. I feel like we haven't snarked in a while.

>>32094820
The greed for Fluffy has kicked in. There's no containing it now.

>>32094861
We've been too busy turning into kaede's boytoy.

>>32094656
“I will answer all of your questions,” you answer without hesitation.

You swear that you maybe got a half a wisp of smile from the blonde and maybe the same from the blue hair with the…halberd. Yeah, woo enchanting for letting you know medieval weapons.

The other blue hair grins even more and you feel a breeze come from behind you, where the reaper bobs just slightly.

“Then we shall question and you shall answer,” says the Blonde.

“I am Melodiana, and I shall question you first,” she says, spear swinging out and just barely touching your chest, directly over your heart, while also freezing you to the spot.

“John Galt, where do you place the most Honesty? In your words, your actions or your intentions? Or do you place your Honesty somewhere else?”

>Words.
>Actions.
>Intentions.
>Write in.

>>32094885
=< don't remind me.

>>32094656
>You know what, fuck it. All

>>32094820
Well, we're playing as a fairly well-defined character with a bit of a history of diving head-first into this sort of situation.

>>32094914
Interventions.

>>32094806
Go big, go home. With bitches.
>>32094914
"Action! I'm a man of doing. There are people who ponder the world, people who dream about it, I am a man who creates it!"

>>32094914
>>Actions.
We're kinda dickish with words, and intentions don't mean much on their own.

So far when things have mattered we've always just stepped up.

>>32094914
>Intentions.

>>32094914
Actions. Talk is cheap, and words without meaning aren't worth a damn. And Good Intentions are what pave the road to Hell.

>>32094914
>Intentions

>>32094914
>Intentions
"while I may not always say the right thing or do the right thing my intentions are always true. .. I don't want anyone to get hurt.

>>32094914
in my hart

>>32094914
>Actions.

>>32094914
>>Actions.

>>32094958
Bro, this is honesty.

It doesnt matter if that is the best answer, unless it is the correct and honest one.

>>32094955
Voting for this.
>Actions.

>>32094914
>>Intentions.

>>32094914
>Intentions.

>>32094914

In all Three.

I say what I mean, I do what I say, and I mean to do what I do

>>32094914
Intentions

>>32094914
>Actions.

We haven't always been honest with ourselves or our words. But by god we'll put our money where our mouth is.

>>32094982
This man understands. If you read what has been written we are not always hones in our actions. but we are in our intentions. We have also said untruths

>>32094914
>Intentions

Honestly, our intentions seem the most honest. We've acted on behalf of the show, but intended to create a fairer, less...braindead anime

>>32094914
>Actions.

>>32094982
does it matter? the same principle applies. You can promise you'll do something and truly mean it, but it never happens. You can be true in your intentions, but be a scumbag otherwise. only in Acting on your honesty is there any worth.

>>32094914
Intentions, I don't lie to my self about my reasons for doing things. I might not always say what I mean and the things I do don't always go as planned, but, well, I try.

>>32095011
THIS!

>>32094914
>Intentions

>>32094914
>Intentions

>>32094914
Actions.

>>32094914
Actions.

We are a doer.

>>32095033
Yes but we haven't always been true in our actions and she would know that.

Actions.

>>32095011

I can dig it.

>>32094914
>Actions
Words are cheap, and intentions only have meaning if you are willing to act on them.

>>32094914
intentions

>>32094914
>Actions

>>32095033
It matters if they are considering our past actions

>Intentions

>>32095056
She's not asking where we are most honest, she's asking where we place most stock for honesty.

To be honest, I'm not really sure what to vote. Sometimes we've done things for reasons that don't gel with what we've said, and just not sure about Actions.

I think we're not honest at all, really.

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>>32095011
It's just how we roll.

>>32095095
What is man, but a miserable pile of secrets

>>32095081
We must be honest with ourselves about what we are honest about.>>32095095
This could be good too.

>>32095095
It's not just where we're honest, it's where we believe honesty truly shows. John is a man of Action, because in all, it's what people do that matters.

>>32094914
>Actions.

If something is worthwhile, it's worth doing.

>>32095095
It's hard to be completely honest when this entire world is based on a deception, but we do at least try.

>>32095075
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>>32095050
>>32095030
>>32095016
>>32094983
>>32094973
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>>32094958
>>32094955
>>32094946
its a question of what we are the most honest with, not what we should be most honest with

the best answer is intentions, as we try to do what we think we need to do

>>32095132
>all these assumptions

>>32095132
That's not true. Johns true intentions lie in his actions, because he's actively trying to make the world better. This is just your point of view, which I can understand, but you can't just discount everyone on that.

>>32094914
>Intentions.

The dissension seems to be between toe interpretations of the words. Either It is where we are truly honest in our daily lives or it is where we want to place the most stock with our honesty.

>>32094914
>Intentions

>>32094914
Actions.

>>32094914
>Actions.

>>32094914
“I am most honest in my actions and intentions,” you respond, “I do not lie to myself about what I am after, so my actions reflect that. My judgment may be flawed, I may fail, and I am merely human, but what I mean and what I make are the most honest things about me.”

Weird…you didn’t think you had words like that in you.

There’s a small flash and the blond nods, floating backwards only to be replaced by another.

“John Galt,” asks the other armored angel, “I Mehisha, shall question you next.” Her weapon swings out to the same point as the other angels.

“What are you John Galt? A warrior or a soldier? One who fights alone or one who fights together with others?”

>Warrior.
>Soldier.
>Both.
>Neither.
>Other.

>>32094914
>>Intentions.

>>32095132
But we've said multiple times that we know our intentions aren't worth anything--it's our actions that matter.

We said as much with Akeno.

>>32095011
This guy's got it

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>>32095125
>>32095121

>>32095161
> Johns true intentions lie in his actions
If his intentions are in his actions. His honest intentions that lead to action.

>>32095193
>other
Not a soldier, but a leader.

>>32095193
>Other.

A leader.

>>32094914
>Actions
"I am not a man of simple speech, and intentions are a sly ruse attempted by those of no character. I have to say actions."

>>32095193
>Other
Peacekeeper

>>32095193
>Neither.

>>32095214
>>32095216
Third

We haven't led a damn thing, except once.

>>32095193

>Both.

>>32095193
I think a Leader. Because he is able to choose not only his role, but the role of others. It his his job to be the first one in and the last one out of a battlefield.

>>32095193
>I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier

>>32095233
We bullshitted our way out of two fights, recruiting our enemies in one of those instances. That sounds pretty leadery.

>>32095193
>Other.
I'm the guy that does what needs to be done.

>>32095193
"I ask myself this everytime I fight." Shakes head. " All I know is I fight to protect those I hold dear, I fight alone when I must and with others when I can."

>>32095193
>Botg

>>32095193
"I am the first to see the field, and the last to see the outcome. I am a Leader."

>>32095193
>other
Leader

>>32095193
>Neither.
We aren't really a fighter.

>>32095193
Both, I like challenging fights for fun but I'm willing to fight alone or together if I think it needs to be done.

>>32095193
>Both.

>I'm an artist. I make the best with whatever clusterfuck I'm given. If it makes me a warrior, a soldier, or a garbageman, that's the role I'm meant to play.

>>32095193
>Both

>>32095193
>>Soldier.
I am simply not strong enough to fight alone, and just hope to help those I care about avoid harm.

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>yfw angel of love asks us which waifu we love the most
>in front of chris and tatsuko

>>32095288
Then we tell them we love them all equally. Only the truth.

>>32095193
>Other
"A leader, with the consent and support of my followers."

>>32095288
You know the answer will be kaede.

Best waifu by far.

>>32095288
>I love the World, everything, and everyone in it.

>>32095288
That would be an easy question.

We just express the best parts of each and then express them as incomparable.

It is true, after all, else there wouldnt be any waifu wars.

>>32095193
>Other
A leader.

>>32095288
>yfw the angel of love asks us what love is

baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more

>>32095193
>>Soldier.
I don't seek glory in a battle, just conclusion.

>>32095193
i can agree with the leader thing

>>32095305
Boom de yadda boom de yadda

>>32095193
>Other
A leader.

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>>32095305
>Taking the Wonder Woman way out

>>32095193
“I…I am a leader,” you answer, “Of warriors or soldiers I do not know. But I gather together and make work different groups, different people to work for a single cause. I do not know enough of battle to truly be called either myself. But I do not fight where others are better or do what others may do faster. I know my place and help other find their own.”

There is another flash, a lowered weapon and a floating angel, two in fact.

This time a staff is placed over your heart.
“It is time for Elizasleyn’s question,” says the near giggly blue hair.

“John Galt, do you know love?” she asks seriously.

>Yes.
>No.
>Not sure.
>Other

>>32095421
>>Yes.
We already said the words to akeno, just waiting for the proper time to tell the others.

>>32095421
>Yes.

>>32095421
Of course. Love for my friends, love for life, love for battle, love for creation... I know many different forms of love.

>>32095421
"if it is not love I feel, then I can scarce imagine the true emotion."

>>32095421

>other

Is that an offer?

>>32095421
Sure, Ok.

But for real, "If the deep compassion that I feel for every girl can be summed up as love, I suppose so. But I think that is a bit of an understatement."

>>32095421
"I'd like to think so."

>>32095421
For blue hair

>>32095421
>Not sure.

>>32095421
>Other
"I know something that may turn into love, with time. It's a bit too early to truly call it love yet, but the potential and the determination to see it through is there."

>>32095421
>“John Galt, do you know love?”
>Tatsuko


>Yes.

>>32095421

Man, reading this back-to-back with Joker Quest is a trip. That Quest's protagonist can't answer ANY of the questions so far without lying.

Yes.

>>32095480
>her clothes transform into a wedding gown

>>32095421
>Yes.

>>32095449
Of course. Love for my friends, love for life, love for battle, love for creation... I know many different forms of love.

>>32095421
>Yes.

>>32095421
>Yes.

>>32095421
>yes

>>32095459
You're a funny guy

>>32095421
>Her name is Kaede

>>32095534
FOR YOU

>>32095536
no just no

>>32095421
>Yes.

>>32095536
I will fight you

>>32095550
>not accepting the inevitable

Just vote for best waifu. It's pointless to resist.

What is love baby don't hurt me .. don't hurt me no more. Just kidding do you think I could be before you if I did not know love?

>>32095536
Ironic kaedefag, plz go.

>>32095421
>Yes.
We have like five girlfriends.

>>32095536

NEVER

>>32095567
come at me
ur waifu a shit

>>32095599
>>32095573
>>32095567
You guys are gonna be so mad when Kaede eats up sledere's slot.

>>32095568
By best waifus you mean Tatsuko and Katsurabi

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>>32095616
>implying Slendy-chan obeys the laws of reality.

>>32095627
>not even knowing how to spell Karasuba

your love is a weak, puny thing. Kaede will show you the truth of this.

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>ITT

>>32095616
lol look at this guy. We have three slots and this guy doesn't even realize there all about to be filled with fluffy wings.

>>32095421
“Yes,” you answer with as little hesitation as you can physically have, “Or at least what I know as love, to care, to love, and to hold and be held by another. I may not have reached the physical level that some claim is necessary, but I don’t feel it is for you to know love. It is mine and I give it to others as they give it to me.”

You can nearly feel the heat from behind you as two sets of cheeks light up.

There’s another flash, then the angel floats away. But the reaper does not float in front of you. She simply extends her scythe around your body, point over your heart.

“Do you fear it,” she asks from behind you, voice still quiet “Do you fear death, the reaper and the end of certainty?”

>Yes.
>No.
>Doesn’t everyone?
>Other.

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>>32095616
>implying we'd waifu kaede before we waifu slendy
>implying Slots are a finite resource
>implying Implications

>>32095649
>Don't fear the reaper

>>32095649
Fo shizzle, my nizzle.

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>>32095612

>>32095649
>>Doesn’t everyone?
At least for the finality of it, but I do not fear it if it means I saved someone else in my stead.

>>32095649
>yes

>>32095649
I've been close enough to death to shake your hand many times since coming here. No. I am not afraid. I am cautious, but not afraid.

>>32095649
We have to be snarky here. There is no other option.

So...something like
"I think i already met you in a couple different forms already.

Not sure if it's fear, but you do get my heart rate to increase every time."

>>32095649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM

>>32095649
"Death, sure. But is the Reaper as cute as you? Because if so, I don't think I'd mind going with you to wherever."

>>32095649
>No.

>>32095649
"I fear losing what makes me special, more than death."

>>32095649
>Doesn't everyone?

It is less that I fear my own death, than that I fear the pain my death would cause those I care about. A lesson I have had to learn the hard way recently.

We definitely need to snark this answer and make the reaper blush as we haven't snarked once yet.

>>32095649
>No.
We have shown so much disregard for our own life.

>>32095718
this then
>>32095694

>>32095686
That's not bad. Cautious, but not afraid. Let's do this.

>>32095649
>Yeah. I promised people I care about that I wouldn't die.

>>32095715
Me here, as in: Losing our sentience.

>>32095717
I like this too, but in a 'no' way.

>Doesn’t everyone?

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I fear we may lose a chance at Reaper waifu if we vote 'yes'.

Or maybe not. I don't pretend to know what the hell's going on here.

>>32095649
"I promised i wouldn't go dying off yet."

>>32095649
Yes I fear death. But I don't know about the reaper... she's kinda cute.

No, ... or at east i wouldn't but I promised several people I care deeply about that I wouldn't so I intend to live cautiously around death.

>>32095649
Yes, but I do not fear the reaper who brings it to me.

>>32095694
Going to have to go with this.

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>>32095649
>You can nearly feel the heat from behind you as two sets of cheeks light up.

>>32095649
>No.
Those that see death and hope to live will surely die.
Those that see death and carry on might yet live.

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>>32095694
>>32095786
These.

>>32095649
"Not for my sake"

>>32095710
>>32095725
>>32095744
>>32095774
>>32095810
>People saying no
Not fearing death doesn't make us strong. The people that fear death and keep going anyway are the strong ones.

>>32095862
aw look, babys first philosophy course is talking

>>32095694

This because death is best girl all girls

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>>32095862
>Not fearing death doesn't make us strong. The people that fear death and keep going anyway are the strong ones.

I fear losing my sentience more than I do dying, what do you want from me?

Its not that we don't fear death, but having already died several times in several animes it no longer has any affect on our psyche.

>>32095811
Agreed, this

>>32095694
>>32095773
>>32095786
This thread has been too serious so far. These.

we need snark I don't care how I just need my snarky John. Its all he has going for him.

>>32095862
Well, techincally we don't fear death. We know that for a fact we'll be reincarnated into another show. What we may fear is losing what we have right now; either our role, power, harem, or an individual waifu. So I voted yes that I don't think John will fear death; he fears everyone that will be taken from him if he does go.

>>32095899
I can dig it

>>32095899
Thirding

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>>32095649
“I do not fear death,” you say, some strange philosophical bent taking over you, “Death and me have courted several times already, so I am no longer afraid, cautious of, yes. But Death takes everyone. I simply want what is mine for as long as possible, for my life is also not mine alone and others will be hurt by my passing. But eventually Death will have what it wants as well.”

You want to add in a little snark about the reaper not being so bad either, but something about the solemnity, the tone of the occasion stops you. It’s just not right. Or maybe the reaper just won’t let you say that right now. Either way.

There’s one more flash, this one somehow bright and yet dark at the same time.

The reaper’s blade moves away from you, back towards her and you feel the oppressiveness of the whole church start to fade just slightly.

“The questioning and the answering are done,” says the blonde one, Melodiana, “So let the judgment commence.”

It’s here that you feel the lock on your body release, your limbs nearly dropping you before you reassert your control.

Looking around, the white dressed one grins at you again.

“Soooo much fun,” she says teasingly.

“Ignore her,” says Mehisha, the other armored angel, “she is shameless.”

“So uh…when does this judgment start?” you ask, a little confused.

“It has already started,” says Melodiana, “And will continue until we have decided. Judgment will take as long as it needs.”

Wait…

“You’re coming with me?”

“Yes.”

>Oh…ok…
>WHAT?!?!?
>Cool. Follow me. Maybe our house will grow again.
>Other.

>>32095649
I fear Leaving what I have and what I love, but death itself is no fear and with a reaper as cute as you I don't think I'd mind to much going to wherever.

>>32096005
>Cool, follow me
>Pretend not to notice angels and reapers following you as you go through school, laugh as people freak out.

>>32096005
>Hope you like Biscuits

>>32096005
>cool.

NOBODY is going to fuck with us now that we've got literal demigods in our posse.

>>32096005
>Cool. Follow me. Maybe our house will grow again.
Take it in stride, boys.

>>32096005
>Other.

"I sure hope you're not going to be walking around in public wearing those ridiculous outfits."

>>32096005
>>Other.
How...extensive will your observations need to be for judgement?

>>32096005
look if you needed a place to stay you could have just said so....

>>32096027
this

>>32096005
>Cool. Follow me.

>>32096005
>Cool. Follow me. Maybe our house will grow again.

>>32096046
This. I like this.

Maybe make a remark about how the church isn't THAT bad.

>>32096027
Gotta go with this.

>>32096005
>>Cool. Follow me. Maybe our house will grow again.
You get to see my cooking in the morning tonight it is the other girls. cooking. *pauses* You do eat right?
Possible snark please

>>32096005
Looks like I'm cooking for four more now.

>>32096005
>Other.
Ask them what they like to eat.

I fucking called it!

>>32096005
>Cool. Follow me. Maybe our house will grow again.

You haven't lived until you've had my breakfast.

>>32096046
Our snarkless period must end. This.

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This is going to be alkward tonight during The Meeting tonight. How do we keep four demi-gods out of it? Fuck, I'll just assume they're sentient as well, but I don't even know where to begin on that judgement call.

>>32096070
>Look over at the reaper sheepishly.
>"Orrrr, maybe not at all."

>>32096005
>Cool. Follow me. Maybe our house will grow again.

>>32096027
>>32096035
>>32096046
>>32096065
>>32096069
>>32096070
>>32096084
All of this.

>>32096046
>look if you needed a place to stay you could have just said so....
This is beautiful

>>32096046
>>32096065
>>32096070
>>32096084
This please

>>32096046
This

>>32096076
and this. Just harem members.

>>32096005
>Oh…ok…
not much else we can really say

>>32096005
ALL the suggestions Guide! ALL OF THEM!

Also call ahead with the walki talkie thing and tell the ones in the kitchen that we need to prepare 4 more places for 3 angels and the grim reaper/

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>>32096145
Nah.

I want this to be a surprise.