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You throw out a chain of balas which scatter against her skin like loose snowballs as she charges you. You sonido to the side and feel one of your ultrasexually fluffilicious tails get caught. She swings you and nearly smashes your skull against the ground, but you dream walk out of her grip, land in a capoeira stand, and kick her in the face. She smiles as your high speed allows you to deliver a rain of kicks to her head. You get a good rhythm, spending less than half a second on the ground, using quick speed to appear like phantoms during your assault. You think you got her, but then you yelp as she grabs your foot before it can connect with her face. You see her smile wider and spin, your momentarily stiff body going limp as she becomes a tilt a whirl of calamity. She throws you, sending you flying into the air above the city.

Maybe we are holding back a bit because she is best scrub?

[] No holding back. Fight like you are going for the kill
[] She is still our scrub and we don’t know how coolio her regen is
[] Drop into a lower power and fight her
[] Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five, as well as questions, or spending SPXP.

Intro crap with e-book link and recap thread link: http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>32086536
>[] She is still our scrub and we don’t know how coolio her regen is
>[] Drop into a lower power and fight her

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>>32086536
>[] She is still our scrub and we don’t know how coolio her regen is
Don't drop to a lower setting. She keeps getting stronger. Maybe just don't blast her in the vitals too much.

Rolled 64

>>32086536
>[x] She is still our scrub and we don’t know how coolio her regen is
For the love of god don't drop to a lower power. She'll tear us limb from limb over and over if we do that and the entire point of this was to smash her head a few times so that she could yell at the dudes in Valhalla or wherever it is.

iirc, ya didn't add the spxp from that last pic. Should be at least 26.
Kinda want to buy Sword and Shield so that our ceros won't be light enough to punch off, but I really wanted to get GM asap...

We have 25spxp now? Interesting. Grace Manifestation or Zero? I'm shooting for grace personally.

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>>32086536
>[X] She is still our scrub and we don’t know how coolio her regen is

Rolled 96

>>32086536
> No holding back. Fight like you are going for the kill

Hey, she's enjoying herself, that's kind of our thing too. We need to tap into battle crazy and just go wacko.

We can write most of the damage off as a training arc, and she regenned alot. We need to get her into Vahalla.
And we do that by not holding back.

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>>32086536
>[x] No holding back. Fight like you are going for the kill
Keyword being 'like'. Her regen is better than ours. She can handle it.


You are now realizing that Ryoko is the Quincy equivalent that Odin made. Remember the disparity between Loki and the Quincies? Now imagine something comparable between the berserkers and Odin.

Fenrir kills Odin.

>>32086739
And we're gonna kill Fenrir

>>32086690
>I'm shooting for grace personally.
My nigga

I love how Ryoko keeps grabbing Risa and hammerthrowing her at mach 4. It's fucking hilarious.

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>>32086709

Welp, here we go

Looks like we are going with holding back. Writing now.

>>32086536
>as well as questions
Will Grace Manifestation or subsequent powers unlock angely magic stuff? I remember you specifically referred to a lot of the stuff they do as "spells" and not abilities. Even Lightbringer is a spell and not an ability.

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>>32086881
It will focus more on the angel parts.
>>32086656
Adjusted

We should get Grace Manifestation. If only just to fuck with everyone involved. Maybe make people lose faith in the big G a little. Hype up our own godhood. Expand our creepy cult. It fits perfectly with, you know, Risa stuff.

>>32087002
I'm really interested in how the angel parts would have reacted to us picking Path of Sin after hearing about how angels work. We count as the Angel of Delight now or something or at least close enough, so would PoS have made us count as the Angel of Sin? As in ALL Sin? That could have lead to some cool synergy with the fallen.

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You decide to hold back because reasons. You stop yourself in the air and avoid launching a rain of ceros. You just coat yourself in cero energy and sonido to meet her mid charge. She throws a punch you duck under her punch, the shockwave tearing through the air, and ruffling your hair and fluffy tails. You step in and slam your palm against her chin to rattle her brain. She jumps a little, but it is like clipping a piece of uranium or something with how dense she is.

You send a knee into her midsection and regret it as you could probably grate a cow on her abs and turn it into hamburger. You do not let that slow you down as you throw a headbutt, then leap over her head while she is blinded, grab her by the tattered shirt she seems to have somehow kept on, and throw her at the ground.

She impacts heavily, sinking into the concrete a meter or so and you take a moment to breath. Or you try to I should say. She leaps from her pit, destroying a few of the buildings around her impact site with the force and screams up to you yelling like a banshee. You roll around her and fire balas into her back, keeping your life ending cero energy on your limbs. You manage to damage her shirt at least, and see the bala impact points hissing with steam as her cells divide and heal at an insane pace. She spins and nearly catches your temple with a back hand, but you avoid the attack, catching a weak kick to the mid-section. Well, weak for her anyway as your body doesn’t kapow into pieces and instead just goes a few meters back.

You consider getting distance from her, but that is not your choice to make as she barrels forward, uncaring about the damage. Rather, more like the damage seems to not take. You are in for a long fight, it seems.

[] Slow and steady wins the race. Scrub, weak, etc etc.
[] Go full out. She is clearly bloody strong and you are in real danger
[] Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

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>>32087002
>>32087050
While that is certainly something you can do I feel like I should make certain everyone is clear on a point before you delve too deep.. If you continue to buy angelish powers, do not ask where the old one powers, or other hollow powers are.

Unlocking more on the angel path will not unlock more on the other paths.

Rolled 15

>>32087078
That was a 96.
>[x] Go full out. She is clearly bloody strong and you are in real danger.
And stop doing melee with the arms and legs. Tails strong.

Rolled 56

>>32087078
>[] Go full out. She is clearly bloody strong and you are in real danger
On second thought.. She goes to Valhalla only when near death. Well, let's get her there faster.

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>>32087078
>[X] Go full out. She is clearly bloody strong and you are in real danger

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>>32087078
>[] Go full out. She is clearly bloody strong and you are in real danger

This is gonna hurt.

>>32087111
Warning appreciated.

Rolled 19

>>32087078
I guess we could hold back a little less.

>>32087111
I don't even know what kind of powers the old one powers are and I'm fairly sure we don't even have any available to get.

>>32087119
Actually yeah, we did eat that squid didn't we?

>>32087111
So they are incompatible with each other?

>>32087159
Pretty sure Hedonistic Cancer is one. Maybe Skillful, Hate Engine and Unknowable Footsteps.

>>32086536
This is something that's been bugging me for a while but I've always forgotten to ask during the threads.

How does Deadening Orb work mechanically? Is it just an invisible Durability buff? Does it reduce the damage value of enemy attacks and then apply that reduced number to Risa's 5* of Dur?

>>32087078
>[x] Go full out. She is clearly bloody strong and you are in real danger

gloves off, kicking her ass is a vital part of the plan

>>32087180
No, we just invest too much in one Area of power, we won't have enough xp to invest in the others.

>>32087187
Skillful and Hate Engine have been available for purchase since before we ate the Soul King.

Unknowable Footsteps is more likely a Hollow power as it deals with the Garganta.

Hedonistic Cancer seems more likely to be from the Leech guy, so it's Pagan God and not Old One.

>>32087240
>the Leech guy
Hrumm. Cancer seemed more like the "roll for SAN loss" effect Old Ones shat out.

Okay, I want Old One powers as they're higher on the food chain. Question is, how to get them.

Again in many ways for the higher powers to work they build off the lower ones. So you can't have old one frosted tips if you never built hollow frosted ones.

Seems not holding back wins it? Writing now.

>>32087111
Is Grace Manifestation delving too deep or would we have to buy a couple angel things that would come after it?

>>32087296
I'm just more confused now. What did the angel stuff branch out of? Because it looks like it just showed up with Laughter Wavelength.

>>32087296
You know, for powers you could add paths that they will unlock in the future. Grace Manifestation is purely angelic, right? So put [Angelic] after it and so on. That would lessen the burden on all of us.

>>32087302
Wonder if it would be better if GM worked as a platform to allow us to manifest all the god powers, not just angelic ones. Like buy that, unlock all the path choices and choose from there.

>Sword and shield: Change the "density" of your ceros, making them either more effective offensively or defensively.
I'm curious as to why nobody else has ever seemed to like this one. It's a buff for our cero boxing gloves/boots/tail cozies. We use them for fights more than any other power.
It only costs 15 and it's been around forever. Why haven't we ever even considered it?

>Return to your roots: Regain some of your human feelings and systems.

I always was kinda curious as to the history of human Risa.....

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>>32087050
>We count as the Angel of Delight now or something
We're Angel Delight?
...well, at least we know anything that eats us won't enjoy it.

Sorry. Got stuck up there.

>>32087333
Elemental, best medicine, poison. There are some others you could take which would make you closer to angely but those contributed to your preangelness enough to unlock some angel powers.

>>32087375
Grace is pure angel.
>>32087196
The electric go juice mucks up other powers which get caught in it. Rather than a durability buff I would think of it as an enemy attack debuff all around, but that is just preference I think since mechanically it works the same.

Further questions about meta stuff will have to wait till the end.

>>32087503
Ok. Well, that makes sense I guess.

Looks like we'll just have to buy shit at random until some obvious "That's an Old One!" powers show up.

My money's on
>Skillful: Use your shape shifting intuitively to stretch your limbs, and other body parts and gives a bonus to combat.
since it would turn Risa into even more of a twisty rubbery abomination and it's been confirmed since forever ago that buying it would immediately unlock some new stuff.

Who wanna buy Skillful? Maybe it would help us out in this fight a little bit.

>>32087573
That and Dancing razor, if the "frosted tips" comment is true. But I suggest we wait on buying new shit until we're 100% clear on what we're buying. Like at least until the end of this thread.

>>32087607
Azure also said at the end of last thread that the Dancing Razor could turn into Angel sword holy steel instead of zanpaktou stuff if we bought it and more angel stuff.

>>32087625
Perhaps it can go either way? Depending on what else we purchase and what path we take.

>>32087573
Hate Engine and Carnage Knight also look really good. They're both early stuff that unlocked after buying the first couple waves of 2nd release powers, so they should have more stuff that branches off of them.

>>32087273
In light of >>32087296, I think you're kinda right. I still don't think that HC is an Old One power, but it probably leads to them.

>>32087279
>they're higher on the food chain
I dunno if that's necessarily true. The Soul King was pretty weak compared to Luci and the rest of the fallen. The big problem with killing him wasn't that he was too strong, it was that anything strong enough to just go kill the fucker would draw the attention of lots of other big fish.

>>32087717
Eh, neither of them seem useful, being a waste of a fatebreaker, and we generally fight people one on one.

>>32087858
Soul King was a scrub. It's confirmed that he's nothing compared to Cthulhu who is a scrub compared to the fuckers that poke the marble our universe is in. Point is, angels are locked within our own reality, Old Ones transcend it. Why do you think Luci needed that massive power boost from the Soul King?

>>32087858
Nah, technically the whole Soul Society and Royal Realm WAS the Soul King. It was just so big that we were able to sneak into its brain and kill its soul.

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Okay, you decide, while you are doing small damage to her she is technically a demigod of war. No more kid gloves. You reach into your pants and pull out Idemque. You fill it with blood and throw it into the sky where the quivering, haunting, insane music washes over the area and starts debuffing Ryoko. She staggers for a moment, and you see her bite her lip hard enough to draw blood, but she takes a deep breath and slams her fist into your side.

Your ribs turn to powder in an instant and gore shoots out the opposite side as the force carries. You let it fling you away and your regeneration quickly covers the damage. You see her charging after you, sniffing the air as her vision becomes effected by your insanity guitar. You fling the ceros on your arms and legs, a stream of violet reality damaging missiles. It helps that Ryoko doesn’t seem to quite get the concept of dodging as she leaps after you, your impacts causing the shimmering wall between worlds to cry in agony.

You assure the world that it likes it as you generate ceros to recoat your limbs. You see Ryoko, organs trailing behind her as the impact sends her back and eviscerate her, leap after you once more, her go juice screaming as it continues to grow and feed her other stats. You sigh as you throw another cero, the battle seeming simple enough now.

However before your cero can blow her bloody head off you see a massive fist, on something like a square gauntlet, swing into it and detonate it prematurely. You look at Ryoko and see she has some strange brass knuckles of some kind and, made of a similar metal and moving in perfect sync with the ones on her fists, a pair of massive fists attached to square gauntlets which somewhat remind you of a semi trailing behind her. “It stopped my cero! That’s bullshit!” You shout as you crouch and fan your tails threateningly behind you.
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>>32087920
Hate Engine is not a waste of a fatebreaker. Actions are based on speed, giving about 1 action per 3*. HE doubles that, effectively doubling damage for a round. Risa has 16* speed, so about 5 actions.

When you declare its use, you know what you're going to get. It's much more consistent than a normal FB for boosting damage.

There is only one thing that a normal FB does better, and that's preventing critfails and those rare situations where we roll five rolls all under 20. A HE boosts mediocre rolls up to good rolls guaranteed and turns good rolls into finishing attacks.

And you can't just look at it as the individual skill. You have to take into account that it's a prereq for better stuff.

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Nay lass, that there is dwarf smithing, can’t break through that with even dragonfire and brimstone! “You are fucking with me aren’t you?” You ask. Just trying to make you laugh because oh nelly this is going to hurt.

You lash out with one of your tails, trying to use it like a spear, but the tip is fluffy and the fur soft. Her fist collides with the tip of it and you scream in absolute agony as it splits it cleanly in half, scattering your cero energy around you. Your scream of pure suffering is cut short as the massive fist slams into you, following Ryoko’s punch, and sends you flying down into the ground below. You crash into it and spit bloody murder as your tail closes back up.

You nearly cry as you sonido to avoid one of the massive fists colliding with where you were. You land on top of it, the metal hissing as your flesh burns away upon touching it, then leap to Ryoko. You are fast enough to avoid her second grabby hand as you kick her in the midsection. It is as tough as before, and she smiles, which you return as you detonate the cero on your leg.

She goes flying back as reality crackles and hisses in pain, however you use the force of the blast to spin you and you send the cero on one of your tails after her falling back form. You chase after the cero, wishing you could maybe surf it, then explode your fist as soon as it connects with her quickly regenerating face. She gets sent flying down to the ground, and you see her twitch a little strangely.
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You worry you broke your scrub, but when the massive fist, which seems to have rockets on the back, by the way, slams into your side and sends you flying you realize she was just punching you from afar. “Curse dwarves and the secrets they keep under the mountains!” You swear as you right yourself.

You see the other fist is picking Ryoko up and she is riding it after you.

Damage: Moderate
Go juice: High

[] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!
[] Hold back some more, play it safe
[] Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
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Rolled 4

>>32088122
>[x] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!

Rolled 60

>>32088122

[] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!

Rolled 93

>>32088122
>[x] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!
Did she just get an upgrade from this? Not bad. Anyway, deliver her to Valhalla. This probably won't be permanent.

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>>32088122
>[] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!

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>>32088122

>[] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!

What could go wrong?

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>>32088122
>[] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!
She split. Our tail. In half.
The witch must burn.

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>>32088122
[x] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!

>>32088074
>All them "if ya'd bought these things that people think are shit, then ya'd be doin' better!" hints
hehehe
I want to buy Sword and Shield + Dancing Razor.

>>32088122
>[x] Keep going! We are going to explode the crap out of that chick!

>>32088152
>Did she just get an upgrade from this?
No, she's had it for a bit now. Just never been used and the pastebin only had the name and not the description.

>>32088202
>first time used was against us
Guess it's a compliment.

Rolled 11

>>32088074
We really should wrap her up in tails. With the twitching she's probably regenerating, and we should calm her down enough to find out if the experiment worked or not.

>>32088187
I'll admit, I prefer punching things instead of stabbing them with claws . Maybe we can shape shift them into something else

>>32088280
We already have claws, DR just makes them harder and it makes the tail tips hard/sharp.

>>32088258
Have you checked the difference in our Str stat? We'd get de-tailed fast. What we need to do is get her near death, then piss off. Our higher speed allows for good kiting.

>>32088309
>Physical Strength:* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>Reiryoku(Spirit energy/go juice):* * * * * * * * * * *
>Durability:* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>Speed:* * * * * *
>Hand to Hand: * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>Cunning:* * *
>Leadership: *
>Swordsmanship: * *


And those ridiculously high numbers? Those are just the base stats. They get even higher and just keep getting higher when in berserker mode.

I think we should get Ride the wave now.

>>32088401
I don't.

>>32088401
Put the credit card down, we gotta know what abilities lead where before we commit.

Looks like we finally found the downside to never picking the spxp option when we kill&eat things. The Copycat options might be better than most of what we can get now, and waaaaaaaaaaay better than what we can get with the piddly 5-15spxp that most things offer as an alternative, but they don't actually unlock any higher tier things.

Rolled 98

>>32088309
More that we have a grapple tail strength bonus, and she's still disabled.
We need to get her out of berserk status, and Fluffy Cocoon of Fluffy is the best at the job.

Unless you have some other end game plan for practice fighting.

>>32088470
Do you even know what it is we're doing right now? We're not trying to knock her out of berserk mode. We're trying to kill her as many times as we can so that she'll be able to shout "LOKI LOKI LOKI" at the dudes in Valhalla in the seconds before before she resurrects.

>>32088505
And we're going to do this in one sitting?

What do you do when the chance to disable her is no longer on the table?

We can do this more than once.

>>32088529
If we accidentally kill her outright we can fate break it.

Why in the world did we go and fight her ourself? Why didn't we bring her along to go punch some angel in the dick or something and see if she could get the message across there and we could eat the angel after we eventually killed it.

>>32088563
No we can't. We didn't buy the rewind time FB thing because they were honestly overpriced shit and they eventually went away as options.

>>32088588
Angels hang around in groups.

>>32088563
That's not the fatebreaker we have.

Ellen? He's got it I think, but that's not really ours and not reliable.

>>32088629
Ah, never mind

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>>32088563
>>32088529
>implying we can kill her

we're not holding back and she's tanking our shit pretty well. More worried about us than best scrub atm.

...and she's graduated from Scrub status imo

>>32088588
because the angels would make her perma-dead instead of temporarily dead like we do

>>32088417
>>32088446
our exploding ceros are the only thing working, we could chain combos better and be even more GO FAST if we take it.

Its Cero related so it probably leans more towards more hollowness/eldritch abomination

I'd vote for Hedonistic cancer, especially since it's only 10.

Drawfags, I beseech you.

The Good.
the bad
The Okay
The ugly.

I need to see Bearshirt mode Ryoko struggling in frothing rage against living nightmare Risa, possibly tearing a shadowy tendril of screams from the main body that is wrapped around her wrists.

>>32088446
We won't know where they lead until we get them.

>>32088453
Hell, I want normal XP again, but everyone just keeps picking the special prize.

Rolled 39

>>32088776

She can't graduate from scrub status, the scrub dynamic is set in stone.

Either she stays our scrub, or we become her scrub.

>>32088797
Not my fault the special prize always looks so tasty...

>>32088797
>We won't know where they lead until we get them.
We get Azure to tell us. Pretty sure it's in everyone's best interests to know what the fuck is it we're picking to reduce any possible shitstorms. Especially if the powers mesh poorly or get so expensive that getting more than one maxed path becomes problematic.

>>32088776
>because the angels would make her perma-dead instead of temporarily dead like we do
Every fight makes her temporary dead. Look at her character sheet and read the thing labeled "(Berserk Only) Deathless: You can withstand conceivably mortal wounds such as having your heart ripped out and your head crushed. Your regeneration will recover you while your rage continues.".

Every time something would have killed her and Deathless saves her, she pops into Valhalla. She 'dies' every time she takes big damage because of the way her regen works, which is every fight with things that can actually damage her. It's not the same as Risa's where the organs don't matter and if you smash one she'll just grow another one or five before she dies. Ryoko gets her heart torn out and she 'dies' and then gets resurrected and regens off the damage.

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You sonido to her, nimbly avoiding her giant fists which you think must compensate for something because seriously those are some mega fists! You recoat your body in cero and kick connecting easily as she doesn’t really get dodging. You roll over her shoulder as she attempts to punch you, and press against her back as the massive robot fist nearly catches you. Good thing you are not built like Jager. You make a note to tell the voice in your head to piss off about your bust, as your tails wrap around Ryoko; covering her arms, legs, torso, and head in fluffy cero. She tries to bite, but nothing can bite through the perfect fluffiness that is you!

You detonate your tails and send her back, only this time you sonido the other way. Your tails regrow, the shivering, tingling infinite pain making your eyes water, and you fill them with cero energy. You throw out a singularity and stabilize it as the roar of Ryoko, kilometers away, washes over you. “Come on, come on.” You mutter as you lift the orb of weird gravity and start to give it orbiting ceros.

You smell her getting closer, her rocket fists carrying her like some sort or rage based WMD, but the violet dawn requires all of your attention. You manage to get the ceros up to speed as another roar washes over you, sending warping waves of pure, undiluted hate your way. One of the ceroes slip, and your tail extends after it. It catches up, coats itself in it, then flings it at your orb, but that cost you valuable seconds.

You look to the horizon and see flying towards you, the rocket fire red and angry making her look like some sort of angel of wrath here to bring your end. You let the ceroes get up to speed, but by the time you do she is already close enough to catch you in the blast. You think for a second, allowing her to get even closer man those fists are fast, and then grit your teeth as you take a step forward and struggle against the attack above you.
(1/3?)

>>32088776
>we're not holding back and she's tanking our shit pretty well. More worried about us than best scrub atm.

Wanting to disable her before she kills us is of benefit to both points of view. If this goes on, one of us is going to die.
I'd rather stop, regroup, and figure out if it was working at all before that point.

>>32088797
We're fighting a demi-god, that's got to be worth some XP, right?

>>32088797
we've been having pudding without having our meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5diMImYIIA

>>32088776
More hollowness isn't a good thing. We need to move past that to get better.

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She gets closer as the orb moves slightly. She leaps as the orb lets out a grinding, hissing noise. She lets out a screamed threat of devouring you whole as the orb gets speed and falls to where it will intercept her. She swings her fist as you see a massive violet sun fall directly in front of you. You close your eyes as the impact takes you both, the ceros falling in on the singularity and detonating all at once like a supernova of violet delight. You don’t know where you get sent, that would require enough body to sense things, but you get the feeling it is far. You start to regrow from your Plot Rock, twisting roots of muscles, skin, and bone.

When you finally regrow enough of your head to see where you are, you find yourself in some small village, a good distance away from the village. You look over your arm as it regrows and see your angelic script humming a gentle light as they return with your bones, then sinew, then meat and veins, then flesh. You hop out of the ground, wondering how those super heroes keep their clothes when they are involved in super fights. Except the hulk you guess, but then again he has those magical purple pants.

We would look great in magical purple pants. “Add that to the to-do list.” You command and I realize we don’t have a to-do list. You nearly laugh, then feel pain as a rocket fist slams into the side of your head.

You crash into a forest, leaving a trail of destruction of nature in your wake, and you see a skeleton. Spooky! Ryoko screams as her body regrows, hate and fury lending itself to her go juice and making her regen go faster. She leaps after you, her metal massive fists swinging left and right and you nod.
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>>32088883
That's not a good plan. You can't just pester the QM into telling you everything.

>>32088930
>We're fighting a demi-god, that's got to be worth some XP, right?
No? We only get XP from shoving things in our face hole.

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“Okay. Come on you little bastard. Come on.” You command feeling your go juice reserves starting to get hungry as you recoat your body in cero energy. She leaps, her body reformed and covered in a red and black aura of rage. “Come on!” You shout lashing out with a kick to connect with her mecha fist.

Neither of you win the exchange. A bolt of lightning strikes where your attacks collide and you both get sent back. You use your tails to grab onto the trees and stop you from flying back a couple dozen kilometers again, then quickly look where the bolt struck. Standing there, all good Nordic looks and muscle, is a man with a hammer. “Thursday.” You glare. What? No, Thor you tosser. He is holding a flask of blood and, as Ryoko leaps to rip his fairly fantastic bum off, he throw it on her.

It hisses and screams as it absorbs the rage aura around her. Ryoko takes a few steps, falls to her hands and knees, and starts to roar. Her roar quickly changes into a scream, then a cry, then slightly less than a cry and more than a say. Then just rasps. She pants as hot steam gently wisps off her sweat soaked body and you see the blood turns black and flakes off, spent.

“My apologies little sister.” He greets Ryoko lifting her off the ground and throwing some sort of fur blanket over her. “You seemed to be enjoying yourself quite a bit. However if what you claimed in the feast hall was true, then this is no time for combat.”

“I know you.” Ryoko confirms taking a deep breath of the frosty air.

Ask him why he is so handsome. Or how he know Japanese. Unless they are speaking norse, do I know norse?

[] Ask him something. You must always be the center of attention and he has given you none. (What?)
[] Stay quiet, you need to regenerate your go juice in case he has to die too.
[] Tell him something
[] Other, please specify
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>>32088955
Jesus Christ.

>>32088955
Great.

>>32088976
We're not a hollow any more. We've moved beyond that.
Being more human and more oldish one eating can't be the only source of XP for us.

>>32088976
this, but we might get stat increases....maybe

>Stats can not be upgraded through xp. They can ONLY be upgraded though character choices and player actions

>>32088987

>[x] Stay quiet, you need to regenerate your go juice in case he has to die too.

we don't even speak norse, let ryoko and Chris Hemsworth flirt

>>32088987
>[] Ask him something. You must always be the center of attention and he has given you none. (What?)
Enjoyed the show? Wait until I get to Loki. Speaking of that, how I get to Loki?

>>32088987
>[x] Stay quiet, you need to regenerate your go juice in case he has to die too.
Oh hell yes. We're in the Thor prequel!

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>>32088987
>Stay quiet, you need to regenerate your go juice in case he has to die too.
but talk to ourself about the situation

>>32088987
>[] Tell him something

Thank god, somebody who is willing to listen to our excessive Loki problem. How could Thor not understand where we're coming from?

>>32088987
>[x] Other, please specify
Ryoko, you're fucking awesome. You've graduated from scrub to whatever we classify Sin-Fin and Jager as. I think it starts with an "f". Or maybe a "p".

>>32088987
>Tell him something

Loki is a lying liar that lies. He's licked my face and told me he is meddling in my affairs because he loves me.

Also, he sorta tricked me into setting off the Fimblewinter...sorry about that.

I have a plan to stop it by killing Fenrir and feeding him to my Dakka Wolf, so she can be a wolf cubed.

So, ferreting out your brother, will we have to stick you in a dress, that's a thing I remember about at least two of your eddas.

>>32088987
Best scrub.

What was our plan at this point again? Hope they don't get angry at us?

>>32089085
Only problem with that is we have to designate someone else "Best Scrub". Slim pickings that is.

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>>32088987
>>32089035
This works.
Also, regarding our scrub; pic related?

>>32089119
42 maybe?

>>32089119
We can leave that duty to her,

>>32088987
Don't know what I'm voting, just hope this doesn't go to shit like all our plans do because insanity.

>>32089119
If we can manage to de-asshole Akira, then maybe him. It is a possibility, after all.

>>32089113
I think right now we just hope he doesn't smite us.

To be honest, this has really lowered my hopes of our chances against anything Norse.

Like Ryoko is essentially one form of scrub the Asgardians made, and she's about as strong as we are.

That means that the people who empowered her must be shitloads more powerful, and Loki and Fenrir would both be in the same tier at least.

>>32089119
Kouta, by default mostly but he's remained loyal(ish) unlike Akira, Ryouichi, and Friedhelm the nazi

>>32089189
>It is a possibility
You're too optimistic for this world anon.

>>32089219
Azure said it's a possibility. I very much doubt that we'd actually manage to pull it off, but it could happen.

>>32089211
According to they mythos loki and fenrir were on the same level fully powered up.
Remember that fenrir didn't actually kill Oden, he just ate his dead body. It was Jorgumand that killed Oden. Despite Fenrirs reputation he isn't worth much.

>>32089189
>>32089219
I want to believe. He seems like the chillest of our scrubs, minus the whole "I can see everything forever and you're a bitch because of that" thing. We should've loyal'd him up ages ago. Would've also let us control our homosexual son.

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>Nobody is ever going to vote to buy things again because they're terrified of powerset routelock.
Damnit, Azure. I just wanted my Angel/Old One/Pagan God harem.

>>32089261
What the fuck are you talking about dumbass.

Jormungandr killed Thor, not Odin.

Idiot.

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>>32089211
we're in Norse town, maybe a frost giant feeding frenzy for SPXP?

>>32089217
Well, Ryouichi is out of the running unless we give rebirth to Baby him or something.

We need to congratulate Ryoko on no longer being best scrub.

-what? Sensei, why?-

Because you have graduated! You cannot be best scrub if you are no longer a scrub. Now congratulations on being the first out of the program...wait, no. Technically Ryouichi was out first. Well, expelled for attempted rape & murder spree. Not that there is anything wrong with murder sprees, it's just it was counter to my purposes...then he went and needlessly vaporized that neighborhood. So, expelled. Well, imploded. No, imbided. Point is, Whitney wannabe rapists do not taste like chicken.

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>>32089304
once again paranoia fucks up HQR

>>32089304
He didn't say there would be route locks, just that if we only buy angel powers we're only gonna be good at doing angel stuff, so stop fucking buying angel powers all the time.

>>32089368
We bought -one- angel power and were considering buying the second one so that we could actually use our angel rocks to do angel things instead of just get a stat boost around other angels.

>>32089319
Murder is wrong when it's not funny anon.

>>32089362
Oh, they just wanna save up for zero.

>>32089387
Exactly, there is art to it.

Like way back when when we ate the suicide pact reenactment girls at the train station. Perfectly reasonable and worth a giggle.

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>>32089304
Where did I say powerset lock? If you buy more angel powers you will unlock more angel powers. You are not locked out of buying other ones too.

>>32089386
And there was concern about more angel things showing up rather than pagan god stuff or old one stuff so I was explaining, just as a note, why it was not showing up while angel stuff was.

I just didn't want there to be any confusion.

Resuming writing.

>>32089444
>Where did I say powerset lock? If you buy more angel powers you will unlock more angel powers. You are not locked out of buying other ones too.
Well that's nice. It sounded like you meant that buying too much angel stuff would make us unable to buy Old One / Divine. "Don't even ask about them" seems to imply a sense of permanent removal.

Glad to hear that's not the case though. Thanks.

>>32089478
Doesn't help us, tho. Still gotta pick where to spend our extremely limited resource pool without knowing what opens what paths.

>>32089542
What do you mean it doesn't help us? It's a 30spxp power, of course it helps us.

>>32089573
And I just realized that my post looks retarded because I didn't actually mention that I wanted to buy GM in >>32089478

>>32089573
>>32089605
And because >>32089542 wasn't even talking about GM.

I'm just... Fuck I need to stop for a minute or something. I'm just reading everything wrong.

>>32089634
Get on my level, it's 3AM, I have to be up in 6 hours and I'm sitting here thinking about what abilities to buy and where they could lead us.

I have lost control over my life.

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You plop down on the snow and take a deep breath. Fancy a smoke? “Yes, yes I would.” You say making Thursday and Ryoko turn to you. You take a deep drag off the pipe cigar making Ryoko squint in confusion.

“Sensei, where did you get that cigar?” She asks.

You shrug. “Monologue bummed me one.”

“But that doesn’t make any sense.” She complains.

“You don’t make any sense.” You counter taking a nice long drag.

“Apologies. You seemed to be having quite a bit of fun. You may call me Thor.” He explains as you finish the rest of the cigar, not saying anything about the American brand because it was free like a proper civilized person.

“Right. I take it you are here about the Loki problem. If you say there is no Loki problem I will be forced to conclude that you are Loki and punch you right in the face.” You say pushing yourself off the ground and dusting yourself off.

“I have heard. Indeed, my brother is a being of many tricks. He creates chaos and conflict wherever he goes, making family’s war against each other for his own ends. Why are you hugging me?” He asks looking down at you as you are, in fact, hugging him.

“You are the only person, other than a woman who is so sad and crazy people commit suicide around her to believe me.” You say his armor a bit cold. “I am just a bit taken is all.”

“I believed you.” Ryoko points out and you shake your head.

“You believed in me. Totally different.” You explain as you let him go and sigh content.

“I see. I understand your feelings about it. Many a time when I was younger did my brother weave his lies to undermine me and mine.” He explains. “One of his jests went too far and we locked him away. However my brother is slippery, if nothing else.” He explains.

“He did lick my face and say he loved me. A bit dicky that one.” You say and he seems to glare slightly.

“Despite his failings, and misdeeds he is still my brother.” He explains.
(1/3)

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“Right of course. So, how do we flush him out?” You ask. “I would very much like to get him out of my house and locked away in a little box where he can never escape.” Or murder him violently, but that is a secret we keep to ourselves. Like that happy tree, just a nice secret happy little tree out in the background which is just our little secret.

“I suspect you will have a tough time. We must grant him a chance to grab something he wants more than you and your shrine. Something which he will find a most tempting prize indeed.” He says crossing his arms.

“What are we going to offer him?” Ryoko asks yawning.

“Me. I shall act as bait to draw him out for you. I suspect when he is exposed he will abandon what plans he has for you, at least for now. Give you time to mount a defense and set up security against him and his designs.” He explains.

“You are putting yourself in a lot of risk there.” You explain, remembering how dicky Loki can be.

“It is a family matter.” He explains.

“I’ll go too.” Ryoko mumbles. “If this is a family then it includes me.” She continues wobbling a bit as she does so.
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Thor shakes his head. “No, little sister. The blood drained you of much of your strength. You will need time to recover.” He replies.

“I can just touch the fluffy tails. Fluffy tails improve recovery power ten thousand percent.” Ryoko says rubbing at her eyes.

“I am afraid that shall not be enough.” He smiles.

“Shense. Yer not gunna let the pretty boy fight alone, right?” Ryoko asks.

“This does not concern you. I would not ask you to put yourself in harms way to help me clean up my family’s failings.” He says.

Hrm, what to do.

[] No, have Thor go alone. You have not forgiven the norse for all that raiding in the past.
[] Help him. England got bitching castles out of it and we sort of want to kick Loki in the giblets at least once.
[] Help him, but let’s get the people you trust in the shrine in on it to jump him. Because fuck that dude
[] Ask him something
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>32089801
>[] Help him. England got bitching castles out of it and we sort of want to kick Loki in the giblets at least once.
Punching Loki in the face? Yesplz.

>>32089739
He probably won't be happy if we eat his brother, then. And I'd really rather not try to eat thor until we have either Fenrir or Loki's powers. I suspect he'd beat the everloving shit out of us
>>32089801
Help him, it'll be fun. We can see just how strong an asgardian warrior is

>>32089801
>[x] Help him. England got bitching castles out of it and we sort of want to kick Loki in the giblets at least once.
I am somewhat worried. Even with Thor backup, shit gonna get cray.

>>32089801
>[x] Help him. England got bitching castles out of it and we sort of want to kick Loki in the giblets at least once.

maybe we'll get a Marvel film about Risa out of this

"it became my business when he drove one of my students crazy...well crazier and more unstable"

>>32089801
>>32089839
Also, ask him if he knows of any tips to kill Fenrir. Any spare mholnirs handy?

>>32089801
>[x] Help him. England got bitching castles out of it and we sort of want to kick Loki in the giblets at least once.

This is personal. Plus, he might have hijacked one of my better (or worse) ideas and will be forced to play his hand if he sees you.

>>32089801
>Help him. England got bitching castles out of it and we sort of want to kick Loki in the giblets at least once.

>>32089857
>Even with Thor backup, shit gonna get cray
This is a true statement. We need people at the shrine to draw out the Loki plants.

>>32089801
>[] Help him. England got bitching castles out of it and we sort of want to kick Loki in the giblets at least once.
"I am helping. Not because you need help, but because I really want to boot your brother in the daddy bag. Mum parts? I understand he switches at random."

>>32089801

>[]Help him
"I'm going to help, because Fenir is seriously messing up my place, and getting some practice in against a more powerful God should be a good learning experience...."

Don't mention that we already had a showdown with Fenir...

>>32089801
>Help him, because castles.
>Give Ryoko the job of informing Jäger & whoever is in charge of team Shinigami to set up anti imposter security measures.
>also give her the job of telling Friedhelm that his Quincy King is finally going to die, and not in fact a Quincy.

don't forget Loki beat up Ryoko and made her cry one time

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Checking something

>>32089938
The shrine is compromised. They're all potential Lokis. All of them. That's why we tell them to do things because of some lie we make up, like "impending angel attack" and then we roll Thor in to draw out the Loki.

>>32089957

and then Risa was Loki all along...

>>32089967
Wait, we tell Ryoko to tell everyone at the shrine that we're fighting Thor because we haven't forgiven the Vikings from Sacking England...it was cool that they sacked France, but they sacked us first and we demand retribution in the form of dragon ships of loot, swag, and personal apologies from the hall of the valiant for all the rape.

Then, we fake fight Thor, the thunderer of course being in on it, and it draws Loki from the crowd!

>>32090083
That's actually a pretty reasonable plan.

>>32089957
you are suddenly attacked by 56 frost giants

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“No, I am helping. Not because you need help mind you, but because I want to kick him in the daddy bag. The mum parts? I understand he switches at random. Besides, fighting Loki will make for good practice for when I kick Fenrir in the daddy bag too.” You like that word. “I do.”

“I see. Then I welcome you as a comrade in arms.” He nods and you nod back.

“Do, have a plan then?” You ask.

“I go to where Loki is and hit him with my hammer.” He explains hoisting his hammer to show you.

“That’s it?” You ask.

He looks to Ryoko then back to you. “I plan on hitting him very hard.”

“To draw him out?” You ask.

“I go there and shout his name. Maybe make some thunder as I challenge him. He will likely capture me, thus revealing himself. I then break free and hit him with my hammer and shove him in a room without doors.” He says.

“You mean this guy who has been running blue rings around me will just pop out when you show your golden locks?” You wonder.

He scratches at his beard for a moment and nods. “My brother is smart. Very smart in fact. He is also willing to use cowardly means to take what is not his. However he has his weaknesses.” He answers. “He is a braggarts, and prideful. He has no choice but to try and capture and humiliate me in front of an audience. Your friends will serve as the audience he so craves.”

“What if he doesn’t show up and is laying plans? Find the one who is most against you being there?” You ask.
(1/2)

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“No, find the one whose friends are against me being there but is only full of support. He will manipulate others into being against me and keep himself the vocal minority.” He explains.

“If that doesn’t work?” You ask.

“Then you come up with a plan. I am more of a hit things with my hammer sort of person.” He smiles.

“How Freudian.” You sigh.

“What is a Freud?” He tilts his head in wonder.

So how do we approach this?
[] Take the sleepy Ryoko to the shrine first and he follows after
[] You all go together
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

UNIVERSAL INSTABILITY: Benign yet humorous. It shall come soon

>>32090263
>[] Take the sleepy Ryoko to the shrine first and he follows after

>>32090263
"oh you are just adorable... pity I don't have a sex drive."

>[x] Take the sleepy Ryoko to the shrine first and he follows after

>>32090263
>UNIVERSAL INSTABILITY: Benign yet humorous. It shall come soon
FUCK

>[x] Take the sleepy Ryoko to the shrine first and he follows after
I like Thor. "Hit him with my hammer" is a good plan, but I think we should do something like >>32090083 to set up for the hammer hitting.

>>32090338
It's Thor. If anybody is capable of boning a sex drive into existence, it's him. Well, Zeus, but we haven't seen hide nor hair of the Greek pantheon.

>>32090263
>[] You all go together
This cannot end badly.
Also, probably a stupid question, but is Thor at all handy with a spanner?
Pic - Tyr is just so blase there. Also, he has a stupid hat. I want it.

>>32090263
>>32090083

>Send Ryoko home to warn the others that us and Thor are fighting over the sky over the sacking of England, and because Thursday should become Risday. Then we have Thor start juicing up and we full release and start struggling until people show up to watch. We continually accuse Thor of being Loki in the fake fight, complimenting him on all his clever manipulations but we have figures him out, and we be the was lying about eating giant doing nothing for us. The reason we know Thor is not Thor because he isn't wearing a dress.

Draw out Loki, then we say Loki can't be Loki because Thor is Loki, and then reveal that Thor must be a better Loki than Loki is Loki because of the goings on.

It makes perfect sense.

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>>32090263
>[] Other, please specify

Briefly explain that was a doctor yourself, but an Austrian, which probably means he was either a Nazi or a bodybuilder.

[] Take the sleepy Ryoko to the shrine first and he follows after

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>>32090413

*Freud was a doctor like yourself

>>32090409
That's actually not a bad plan.

It's so crazy that it HAS to work.

>>32090383

Are they next on our list of God Powers to get?

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Ryoko home, then fake fighting it seems to be winning. Writing now.

Loki might be suspicious if we just run in and 'duel' Thor. We were just shouting about how Loki was there, then we went off and we return with Thor?
How about this, we somehow pretend that Thor is there to defend the honor of Ryoko, who we just beat up. Thor needs to have a good reason to be there. Then we continue in the vein of >>32090083

>>32090442
Zeus and Thor could probably give us some sort of lightning power things. Or huge chunks of spxp.

>>32090409
>>32090441

That's actually almost a good plan. Better than you'd think an insane human ghost could come up with.

Maybe we are Loki?

>>32090471
Scratch that, this works well enough.
>>32090409

pretty obvious we should just let Thor plow us out in the open in front of everyone while we sing his praises and talk about how much better he is than Loki. We can't hit the big O but that's what acting is for

>>32090495
Hmm if we are Loki then we are a master of our craft to have tricked ourself so well, good job us on tricking us so thoroughly.

We should demand a proper Loki party when we get home with Risa themed strippers and then give birth to a horrid monster as is proper of a Loki. Then build an obsessive shrine to Risa who we are not, but totallyasquerading as.

>>32090526
...That would probably work better than fighting, in all honesty.

>>32090526
We start fighting, but end fucking because we lie and claim Thor has done what Loki could not, reignite our sex drive! And even if big L could have gotten Risa horny, he would probably be the bottom and then birth our horrible monster sprog like the monster mother he is.

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"Freud was an Austrian so either a Nazi or a body builder which..." You narrow you gaze at him. "You don't get that reference either. Pity."

Ryoko falls against you and lets out sleepy sounds. “Well, you are just adorable. Pity I have no sex drive, I would just fill you with fluffy tails and cover you in cicadas” Just tipped the ball you did. “I think I shall take her back to the shrine first, you can follow after.”

“We shall not go together?” He wonders.

“One, I am naked and I sort of need pants or I will not be able to pull out comical objects in order to do slapstick. Slapstick is the second highest form of comedy you know.” Knock knock jokes are the first. “Second, you can show up and shout you are Thor and all that, but if he does not show himself I am going to fight you. I am pretty sure fighting will be able to draw him out.”

“Perhaps. A strong battle will draw him out, but he may still be masquerading as your ally in order to deceive you. Keep a close eye for any unusual behavior as we do battle.” He explains.

“Right, well then I assume you know how to get to my shrine?” You ask as you realize you are in a village a good distance from your city.

“I can follow my little sister.” He explains and raises his hammer.

He vanishes in a bolt of lightning and you have to blink because seriously that is bright. You pick Ryoko up and she clings to you, making those cute sleeping sounds some people make. You sonido through the sky and see a bird. “Why did you mention the bird?” You ask. I am just looking for the universal instability roll effect.

You make it to the shrine and pad softly into your room. You see Jager sitting on your bed as you enter and she jolts a little. “Oh, uh, hey Risa.” She offers.
(1/2)

“Jager.” You reply setting Ryoko down on the bed as Jager gets up.

“You lost your clothes.” She notes.

“I have more.” You pull clean clothes from your drawer and spin quickly, changing into them.

“Right. Look, you seemed really upset about what happened earlier and I just wanted to make sure you were okay.” She says.

“Oh, fine. Best friend didn’t believe me, rejected my fluffy tail advances, and was generally Lokish.” You grumble crossing your arms and waiting for the storm.

You smell energy gathering. Do you talk to Jager or someone else before Thor makes his big flashy entrance and then you assault him for England or just wait?

[] Wait, you have nothing to say to a maybe Loki
[] Talk to Jager about something
[] Go get Sin-Fin or something because shit is about to get weird
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32090681
Holy crap a good picture. It's been ages!

>[x] Wait, you have nothing to say to a maybe Loki

>>32090681
>[] Talk to Jager about something

Hug Jager ya retarded twat
Also apologize, you have to get into another stupid fight again.

>>32090263
We should totally tell Jager that Best Scrub lost control during the fight and tried to kill us again No big deal though, she goes berserk all the time.

>>32090681
Do not mention thor to Jaeger.

>>32090681
Decu drew Risa? My life is complete.

Oi, Risa, an awesome guy drew you and has an alt version of you living in Warhammer inspired chain axes in tier quest!

>Talk to Jäger about being upset yourself, but you'll get over it once you put the Loki issue to bed. We are pretty sure he'll leave us alone if we pity fuck him and get clingy.
>any way, want to put together a team to go kill Fenrir and feed it to you through a funnel?

>>32090681
>[x] Talk to Jager about something

"don't worry about a thing jagerbombs. that little brawl with Ryoko was just the thing I needed. I won of course. great for stress relief. I feel like I could take on anyone from Norse Mythology ... (wait for it)"

>dat glorious pic
deculture freebie?

>>32090744
Yeah, a friend losing control because of a power up and trying to hurt us isn't an issue really. Wouldn't make us feel less of them or anything

>>32090644
>universal instability roll effect
What does that even mean?

Have we finally used too much Pandora Ceros and Fatebreakers that Akira's boss is going to burst through the hole in the universe we made?

Is everything just gonna stop existing if there's a low roll or what?

>>32090803
It's basically a random encounter roll.

As for what it means in a non-meta sense, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

>>32090681
>[x] Other
Lets talk to Akira!

>>32090825
awww shit

he could totally fuck up our plan if he feels like it

>>32090681

"I have come up with a cunning way to sort out all these Loki's..... I am going to capitalise on his greatest weakness... I will remove the Fish from his Chips, the Cottage from his Pie... When my grand plan comes to fruition, he will be naught but a shell of a Norse God.... AND THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO TO STOP MY GENIOUS PLAN! Then I can get on with taking my Noble Campaign to remove all stairs from existance!"

>>32090803
It's kind of why Sid popped up and jumped us in the middle of nowhere a few threads back.

We done broke reality.

>>32090797
>>32090744
Just in case anyone has forgotten l, Jager is worried about her second release because it might make her lose control and attack us, leading us to not like her. So we point out that we deal with that all the time any way.>

>>32090862
Exactly! This is why we must parley with the Akira, to convince him to bro it up.

>>32090681
>[X] Wait, you have nothing to say to a maybe Loki

So, uh, Loki has declared he loves us and that may be either a total lie or only a partial one, in which case giving Thor a snog is pretty much a surefire way to bring him out, but let's save such a measure until midway through the fight so it can be all like 'Oh Thor, you have truly shown me the meaning of machismo, Loki could never hope to match up with you, why, I can barely even remember what a Loki is anymore'

Yeah, Cicadas.

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>>32090803
It means, basically, two ends of the worlds are happening at once damaging the "continuity" of what the world says should happen. Several angels, pretty strong guys themselves, have come to the same world that you have been lobbing world damaging attacks on and been breaking fate like it is going out of style.

It means the end of the world is happening and things are not quite as stable as maybe they usually are making unlikely/strange things happen.

Yes decu drew that.

But I forgot to ask if it is okay if I use it and now I think I may be worse than hitler

>>32090681
>[x] Wait, you have nothing to say to a maybe Loki
Say we'll talk later but for now just make up some crazyfuck nonsense to spew about something or other to stall the maybe Loki until Thor shows up.

>>32090681
inb4 jager fully releases during our fight with thor

>>32091132
so Thor just plows her instead....

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You reach in your pants and pull out a package of Swedish fish. You nibble on them for a moment as you consider what to say. You nearly stumble as the voices in your head shout at you all at once to do say something radically different, but you manage to catch yourself. Also a few think you should give Thor a tumble. “Yeah, that is a good idea.” You agree.

Really? Okay, how exactly does sex work then. “You, you know, take the butt and then you, uh. Cicadas sort of vomit down your urethra and you start screaming as you burn your nipples?” You ask. You got the butt part alone right. “So I take my fluffy tails and I put them inside-“

“Risa?” Jager asks as you try to figure it out.

“Oh, right yes. No, I was quite upset but I think I found a way to get rid of this Loki problem once and for all. I will give him a pity fuck and then I am certain he will leave me alone.” You say and you see jager tense a little.

“Are you making fun of me again?” She asks.

“What? No! How would she-“ You keep mentioning sex when you are around her, making her uncomfortable physically since she got a sex drive, and soaked her in raw lust juice to screw with her mind when you went out for what was supposed to be a relaxing day. “Oh. That is how would she. No, look Jager-radical, I just have this Loki thing to deal with and words sometimes come out of my mouth. Plus I just fought Ryoko and she nearly ripped my head off, so that is sort of a thing that happened.” You explain.

“Right, I just-“ She starts but never finishes.

A crack of lightning explodes outside the shrine. Standing there, as pretty as you like, is Thor, Norse God of Thunder. He raises his hammer in the air, getting it charged with a second bolt, and slams it into the ground causing a crashing sound like the world is ending. “Loki!” He shouts, the whole shrine looking at him. “I know you are here brother! Come out! It is time to return home!” He commands.
(1/2)

>>32091174
No

Thor is Risa's

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“Who is that?” Jager asks, more interested in him than you are comfortable.

You say nothing as you glare out at Thor, waiting for Loki to suddenly tear his skin off and stab him. “I am waiting brother! Father wishes to have words with thee!” He explains smacking his hammer into the ground once more.

But it seems Loki isn’t taking the bait.

“I Thor Odinson demand satisfaction!” He shouts and your cero smacks into his armor and sends him skidding back a dozen centimeters or so.

“I demand satisfaction too!” You shout leaping onto the roof of your shrine. “Thor Odinson! God of the Norse! You right bastard, your lot stormed England!” You point out.

“I know not of-“ He starts, likely very showy and dramatic, but you sonido spear tackle him before he can say anything

“For England!” You shout, a bit too into it.

How showy do you want to make this fight?

[] Lasers everywhere! Everywhere!
[] Just play slap
[] No Loki would catch that! Kick his head in!
[] Other, please specify

Damage:None
Gojuice: High

Please roll 1d100 for how believable you make this fight. Best of first five
(2/2)

Rolled 48

>>32091240
everything is our's silly

>>32091258

[x] Lasers everywhere! Everywhere!

p. sure Loki has seen us fight. he might suspect something if no lasers are shot

Rolled 17

>>32091258

[] No Loki would catch that! Kick his head in!

Rolled 3

>>32091258
>[x] Lasers everywhere! Everywhere!
GLORIOUS BEAMSPAM! FOR ENGLAND!!!!!

Rolled 34

>>32091258

[] Lasers everywhere! Everywhere!

Rolled 2

>>32091258
>[] No Loki would catch that! Kick his head in!

Loki! He's a norse god. Holding back in a fight is like slapping them and saying unkind things about their mommas.
Or so I understand it.

Plus if we do it well, we'll get berserker power up options.

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>these rolls


FATEBREAKER!!!!!

Rolled 37

>>32091258
>[] No Loki would catch that! Kick his head in!
I BOOT YOUR FAAAAACE!

>>32091298
>>32091299
>>32091317
>>32091323
Horrible rolls.

Fatebreak it?

Rolled 31

>>32091258
>[X] Lasers everywhere! Everywhere!

>>32091339
>>32091345

It's just Thor, the worst he could do is kill us. Which we could probably heal off.

>>32091345
Yes

>>32091360
The rolls weren't for killing Thor, they were for making the fight look real to draw out Loki.

Highest 48

Would you like to Fatebreak?

WB:1
FB: 3

Y/N

>>32091404
Y

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>>32091360
this is for making the fight believable.


>>32091404
Y

>>32091404
Y

>>32091404
Y

>>32091404
Yes

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Your tail shimmers as it asks if “Seriously? You are pulling this shit now?”

INSTABILITY EVENT INTENSIFIES

Oh dear.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

>>32091404
Y
Great start.

Rolled 47

>>32091501
jolly good lasers

Rolled 98

>>32091501

Rolled 64

>>32091501
Yes, we're pulling this shit now.

Suck it, reality.

Rolled 83

>>32091501

>>32091517
HAHA YES pls no 0

>>32091517
we Curt Hennig level of fake fighting now

Rolled 100

>>32091517

Royal Shakespeare Company here we come!

Because we are British, you see

>>32091550
I hate you.

>>32091550
did I say Curt Hennig? because I meant Bret Hart and Curt Hennig's love child trained Kurt Angle

>>32091550
>>32091550
HAHAHA
WE ARE THE GOD OF DELIGHT AND ACTING

>>32091550
It's in the first five!

Hahaha

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>>32091550
>100
...ah, crap. We're going to convince Thor it's a real fight, aren't we?

>>32091501
inb4 1

>>32091550
>>32091587
>>32091590
>>32091597
Not linked.

>>32091550

Whatta Take 2

Rolled 24

>>32091501
>>32091612

>benign yet hilarious instability

Jaeger's second form is pumped up, becoming much more powerful than what's indicated in the pastebin. However, her raw emotions and memories are amplified greatly, and she attacks us on sight when she transforms and completely overwhelms the weakened Risa.

Result of attack: Risa is ruined for marriage

>>32091663

nbd Ryoko already does that on a daily basis

>>32091681

It is also carried into the canon-verse extras, and results in auto-failed marriage rolls.

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lets speculate what second release Jager is like while AE writes

pic is my guess

>>32091809
lewd combat armor

>>32091809
Dude, this is a sfw board. Way too lewd.

Rolled 16

>>32091809

Magical Girl Jager-chan

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>>32091894
we can go further

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>>32091809

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You throw out a spam of beams, your laser disco inferno causing that white boy to in fact play that funky music. Your insanity guitar flies overhead and lets out a shriek of music as the Thunder god smiles. “Ah a foe who- Hey, hold on I- What are you doing?” He asks as you dip low, roll, push up on one hand, and kick him right in the noodle.

“You daft tosser! This guy. This fookin guy asking me what I am on about. You fink this is a fucking joke?” You ask jumping and slamming your foot in his face, then detonating the cero.

He takes a few swings with his hammer which you easily avoid as he is fighting blind. You knee him in the boy parts and then slam your head into his. “You think I am just going to pull some Mary Poppin’s bullshit when you waltz on in here? ‘Oh, cheerio guvnah, I will go chimchimney right up my cunt I will for you nice Nordic chap wif trussled blonde hair getting my nethers all moist’ That what you bloody well think?” You demand throwing a cero at him.

He smashes his hammer into the cero energy, leaving him exposed to you who was right behind it. You stab your long nails into his forehead and rake across sending him back. “Foul wench, ye have-“ He starts but never finishes as you are super pissed about something you can’t quite remember.

“Get fucked!” You command leaping on him and wrapping your both in your fluffy tails.

“Risa this is most-“ He starts.

“I said get fucked you shit for brains god damned wanker!” You command exploding.

He falls, as do you in several different places, and the shrine is silent, the destruction avoiding the living areas. You slowly pull yourself together as you hum God Save the Queen, Thor motionless off to the side. As you do you see a figure exit the shrine.
(1/3?)

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The science robed dude, uh let me check the pastebin... Kazuki. The guy who you have been putting in charge of all your science things and keeps shifting her voice from male to female and who has been around every time a liesmith happened. Huh. He walks over and removes his hood. Of course he is fucking Loki.

“I must say brother that was quite unexpected. You showed up and I thought perhaps my ruse ended early but now I have a much nicer prize.” He explains reaching for Thor's hammer. Hey, this is getting kind of hot do you think we could, you know, just kind of watch for a bit?

You acquiesce to my request and just sort of observe as Loki moves for it. Loki reaches out with trembling hands, his right hand gently touching the leather of his brother’s weapon. He knows it is forbidden, but even in your broken state you can smell his excitement. Perhaps, you think, it is because of how it was denied to him for so long. Seeing his brother swing his sword freely with his lady loves, yet never to have it in his own hand. Loki gently tugs at it, but gets no response, so he quickly becomes rougher. Thor’s Mjölnir seems to be resisting his rough pulling and struggles, and you can see his hands and brow getting thick with sweat. He lets out a grunt of pain and exhausting as the tip of the hammer slowly rises, showing its great mass and prominence. Loki has to use both hands on the shaft now, the outside of the hard length somehow soft yet hard at once. You see his tongue cross his lips, making them slick with natural moisture as his brother’s mighty weapon seems to want to go to him, needs to be one with him.

At once the hammer swings up and connects with Loki’s chin sending him flying back. As you put yourself back together, hey your clothes didn’t break, you see him stand, his face bloody from your assault, but his body still strong. “How! I saw it warp you!” Loki snarls as you get up.
(2/3?)

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“Indeed, a fine attack yet it was nothing compared to dragon’s breath. My armor was made to withstand all attacks, and while her blows were fine they were not fine enough to break through such ancient magics.” He declares. “Though I wish she didn’t scratch my face. My lady Sif will be most unhappy and have many questions as to the nature of my injuries.”

“Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. But you!” You say pointing at the little brother who so wanted his brother’s weapon. “You were the science guy all along? How could I have known?” You demand and he blinks.

“Really? The constantly voice changing, creepy person in a robe. You didn’t even once?” He asks.

“I don’t believe in judging based on appearances.” You explain. Unless he was one of those people.

“So what now then? We fight dramatically and see where it takes us? It was a fine performance I would think I can give you that.” He offers.

“You are not willing to come home peacefully then?” Thor asks swinging his hammer.

“Would you believe me if I said yes?” He asks as flame licks up his arms.

What do you do?

[] Attack!
[] Leave it to Thor
[] Be uncomfortable
[] Other, please specify

1d100, best of first five
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>>32092153

Rolled 15

>>32092171
>[x] Attack!


We are angry! Angry about Loki!

Rolled 99

>>32092171

[] Attack!

Rolled 38

>>32092171
Huh. I probably would have made some sort of connection to the science guy if I could remember their names
I honestly didn't even realize that the science person was the same one every time. I thought we were talking to their assistants half the encounters.

>[] Attack!

>>32092171
>Tag team wit Thor

Rolled 97

>>32092171
>[X] Attack!

Rolled 60

>>32092171
>[] Attack!
>Loki was creepy science guy
How did we not see that?

>>32092171
>[] Attack!

Rolled 40

>>32092220
>>32092228
Dis gona be gud

>>32092171
"I thought you were me from the future. Also, goddamnit now I need to find a new scientist. Do you have any idea how inconvenient things have been for me since Bastidores died?"

>>32091517
>>32091550
>>32092220

My last three rolls have been a 98, 100, and 99. My dice luck has hit its high water mark

I will never roll again

>>32092242
It was too obvious.

Thor isn't going to let us kill him. but maybe we can nom his wanking hand...

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>>32092228
>>32092220
Does writing pseudo smut please the dice gods or something?

>>32092242
He was -too- suspicious. The perfect ruse.

>>32092268
Nah, I'd settle for seeing a snake drip poison on his face for a while.

>>32092242
I had assumed that Loki would be shifting between different people. I never expected him to stick with one identity the entire time. Then on top of that he said that he wasn't at the shrine all the time and Scientist person totally was at the shrine all the time.

>>32092220
>>32092228
>>32091550
>>32091517


The Dice Gods have blessed this battle. Rally to defeat the trickster!

>>32092301
cue liesmith

also cue we aren't really around enough to confirm

>>32092268
Maybe we can tear some of his power out of him without eating the whole Loki kebab. He really does have a very similar powerset to Risa at the core.

>>32092301
>Then on top of that he said that he wasn't at the shrine all the time and Scientist person totally was at the shrine all the time.

its like he didn't tell the truth or something

>>32092324
Well excuse me for thinking he'd have some more pressing matters to deal with personally than messing with Risa, what with it being Ragnarpocalypse and all.

>>32092319
so we hug it out? (lifedrinker)

>>32092350
I was thinking whatever it was that we did to Ryouichi in the bad end fight.

>>32092366
die?

but srsly
we could only take that widdle spark of go juice because it was originally ours to begin with.

>>32092301
I had assumed you couldn't pretend to be the Quincy king and a captain of SS simultaneously. Like, I knew they were both idiots, but I didn't realize it was that bad. Also, the nofungami really are dying off.

>>32092171
[x] Other, please specify
Ask him who Lucifer's spy is. he will probably lie but it might be useful

>>32092516
We don't need to ask him. We got Laughter Wavelength, so we could just walk around the shrine until we find the person that makes our Grace resonate.

>>32092516
But anon, we already know.

>>32092544
Oh shit really. I have some catching up to do so sorry bout that

>>32092544
Is it us?

>>32092556
It seems to be Natsuki, to confirm all we need to do is ask best twin who he was saying was acting strange.

>>32092571

It's Natsuki the creepy Nofunagami