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>>32061350
If we're having skeletons right at the start, this won't end well.

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>>32061350
Bathtime.

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ryuko makes my heart go doki doki

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>[x] Sneak into Junketsu while Satsuki is asleep

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>>32061390
Why is it Ryuko Day on 4chan today?
Why isn't every day Ryuko Day?

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>>32061410
everyday is ryuko day in my life

Ok guys. I have shit to do tonight so you guys will have to fight this battle without me.
So think of me, your old pal Anon, and press ALL the Shiny Buttons!

I don't know shit about this quest but I like designing/drawing kamui ideas. Should I bugger off to a drawthread here, or dare go into /a/?

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Salutations, and welcome to /klk/s guide on how to post constructively on /klk/.
1. Please refrain from knowing about kill la kill.
2. Bog Sim him sargon.
4. Nui a shit.
5. It's Ryuko, not Ryuuko.
6. If a KlK quest exists on the front page, make a new one anyway.
7. That feel when no kill la GF.
8. Ragyou belongs in the trash.
9. RESOLVE RESOLVE RESOLVE RESOLVE!!!
Finally, remember that feel when no girlfriend is one we all must feel.

do i need to have read the older threads in order to play game

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Remember their sacrifice, honor it.

>>32061572
It would probably make more sense to you.
Especially what's about to happen.

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>>32061572
holy shit he's alive
and yeah I'd recommend reading the older ones

>>32061554
10. [X] Jump

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>>32061590
Is it what I think it is?

>>32061620
that was supposed to be this one >>32061592
I blame Nui!

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>>32061652

>>32061572
Here's a rough summary.

>Ryuko met Satsuki in elementary school
>Get the devas, get to the academy
>Lot of shit happen, Satsuki and Ryuko find out about being sisters
>Maiko is kill
>Get to Naturals Election
>Mom come out of nowhere
>Give us full Senketsu (We got him but only as a scarf before)
>Senketsu was corrupted but we fought the corruption
>Nagita is actually Dad, he's alive
>Mom knock Ryuko out
>Bring her to Revocs HQ
>Satsuki join the mansion
>Bath time but no one know what the fuck happened
>Festival
>Blow up the academy but not before Junketsu stop being a shit and tell Ragyo to fuck off
>Get to Nudist Beach
>Try to learn how to fly, jump off a tower
>Satsuki learn how to fly to catch us but we don't
>"holy shit stop being retarded"
>"whhops"
>Hugs
>Senketsu still didn't get a hug

I guess that's it.

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>>32061712
10/10
being Senketsu must be some abstract kind of hell

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>>32061743
He gets to be around Ryuuko all the time, so it's gotta be worth it

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>>32061798

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>>32061923
>>32061798
dictator ryuko makes my heart go doki doki doki doki

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>>32061940
any Ryuko is good enough for me

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>>32061991
all ryuko is doki doki

The alarm clock rings. It's 7 AM. You still feel tired, but there's no helping it. You have to get up. Your body feels weird. That practice session was more taxing than you thought.

Better get ready, no telling how soon the two of you might be needed somewhere. As you walk towards the wardrobe to retrieve some fresh underwear, you notice that Senketsu is very carefully watching you, but not saying a word. You give him a confused look, and leave the room.

Walking through the apartment, you notice that Satsuki still isn't up. You take this opportunity to go to the bathroom first. She's probably exhausted, as well.

Was this underwear always this tight? In the first place, you don't recall having the set you just changed out of. Something isn't right here. You walk towards the mirror.

Instead of your reflection, you see Satsuki. Wearing your underwear. You raise your hand, and so does she. You touch your eyebrows, and Satsuki follows suit. Bushy.

Wait, this isn't right. This is a mirror. That means-

[ ] PANIC
[ ] Attempt to think rationally, and PANIC

>>32062028
>Attempt to think rationally, and PANIC

GOD DAMNIT
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE RAGYO

>>32062028
>[ ] PANIC and fondle satsuki's lady parts

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>>32062028
>PANIC

>Ryuko
>thinking rationally

>>32062028
>[X] PANIC
Anarchy!!!! Burn everything!!!

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>>32062049
This is assuming we're actually still Ryuko though

>>32062028
>[ ] Attempt to think rationally, and PANIC

>>32062028
>>[ ] Attempt to think rationally, and PANIC
Underwear tight?

>>32061712
>Boxer guy and tennis guy also dead
>Ryuko addicted to stealing lunchmoney but unable to do it
>Mako will kill you for taking her icecream
>Mako got a three star uniform that might be the most powerful 3 star of all
>Instead of being a full time jobber monkey is only part time employed now
>Nonon gets ignored by everyone
>Takarada in love with Satsuki
>Junketsu can talk, really nervous and polite

>>32062028
>[X] Attempt to think rationally, and PANIC

Fucking life fibers.

>>32062028
>Was this underwear always this tight?
At this point I knew shit was going on.
Also >ATTEMPT to think, andPANIC

>>32062044
>>32062110
>>32062127
>>32062156
>>32062168

>>32062028
>[X] Attempt to think rationally, and PANIC
Well, we have better assets, taller and can fly

>>32062168
>Was this underwear always this tight?
>At this point I knew shit was going on
Nonon?

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>>32062028
>[ ] Attempt to think rationally, and PANIC

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SURE, LET'S TRY MIND LINKING
WE'RE SAFE IN OUR ROOMS, NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>>32062219
If you think that it was something to be suspected, you're an idiot

>>32062248
That's the joke, everyone thought we were past the skeletons last night

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>>32062168
>>32062188
Gotta be Takarada. Hes a rather skinny guy so his boxers would be tight on Satsuki.

>"Dear diary. Today, my ass was fat and my eyebrows bushy."

>>32062301
But Takarada is the one Satsuki hates the most in the universe

>>32062345
>But Satsuki is tsundere for Takarada

>>32062345
hush now, we all know satsuki a shit and overreacted and is probably dere for takarada

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>>32062188
>>32062301
>>32062345
Not Nonon since she is Satsuki's favorite for ignoreplay
Not Takaradical since she hates him more than God himself
Thus she must have a secret lover that nobody knows about since even her sister is in the dark about it. Such a secret lover would have to be a master of ruses and trickery to do her part for Satsuki while remaining hidden. Ergo, Satsuki helped Maiko fake her death while we were out fighting so that this needlessly complicated plan could be carried out. Ergo Best Girl lives.

>>32062188
>>32062301
>>32062437
The fuck are you talking about?

>>32062468
>>Was this underwear always this tight?
Apparently this quote implies that Satsuki is using somebody elses underwear.

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>>32062492
It implies that Satsuki's ass is fat

>>32062492
She doesn't, it's Ryuuko's underwear, Satsuki has a fatter ass.
There was a Senketsu in the room, remember?

>>32062556
>>32062551
>Dear diary, today the ass was fatter than usual, I might not make it out alive. Signed Senketsu.

>>32062551
But her ass is not fat. Its glorious.

>>32062576
It's glorious because it's fat

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>>32062576
>>32062625
>>32062575
>>32062556
>>32062492
>>32062551

It's a snug fit

>>32062468
>>32062556
Keep your facts away from my misunderstandings. Takarada + Satsuki is still on!

>>32062173

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

WE WENT TO DEEP.

>>32062576
>>32062625
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKb8qlk0bMs

>>32062697
Are we still talking about Satsuki's ass?

>>32062725
Do we ever stop?

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>>32062751

That's not how I originally meant it, but we can easily extend to include it into my statement.

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>>32062751
only to talk about ryuko's ass

>>32062028
Deep breaths. There's no reason to panic. You need to figure out what happened.

You recall the events of yesterday evening, when you were still, well... yourself. You and Satsuki decided on practicing the use of the mental link you share. You peeked into a couple of her memories. By then, you were really tired, so you went to sleep.

Were you already Satsuki by then? You couldn't tell, since it was dark, and you were exhausted. Did the mental link somehow cause you to switch bodies?

As you calmly ponder on yesterday's events, the bathroom door opens, and you walk in. No, wait. You are right here. The two of you look at each other in terror.

"Satsuki?", you start, and are immediately surprised by your voice. It's not your own, it's Satsuki's.

"Ryuuko?", you hear your own voice reply.

"I t-think something went w-wrong last night.", you say.

"Very wrong.", she replies with a shell-shocked expression. "...What now?"

Seeing yourself ask you a question is the most bizarre feeling in the world.

"We should... try to fix it?"

Before you can attempt to do so, you hear knocking at the front door.

"It... might have to wait.", Satsuki says.

[ ] Get dressed and open
[ ] Open as you are
[ ] Pretend you're not here

>>32062922
>[ ] Open as you are

>>32062922
>open as you are
come on in and join the PANIC, stranger!

>>32062922
>Get dressed and open

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>>32062922
>[ ] Open as you are

>>32062922
[ ] Get dressed and open

>>32062922
>[ ] Get dressed and open

>>32062922
Does this mean shenanigans with Takarada and Nonon?
Because Im all for that!

>>32062922
>[ ] Get dressed and open

>>32062922
>[ ] Get dressed and open

Well shit.

>>32062922
>[x] Open as you are

>>32062922
>[ ] Get dressed and open

L-let's just play it cool guys. Nothing happened. Nobody will notice the difference... r-right?

>>32062960
>>32062969
>>32062972
>>32062976
>>32062986

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>>32062993
>Nobody will notice the difference... r-right?
She will notice

>>32063036
If it's Nonon, this vote is a real jab at her

>>32062922
>[ ] Open as you are
OP please.

>>32063036
Nobody's going to need to notice the difference.
Satsuki is going to flawlessly play the part of Ryuko.
And Ryuko is going to say, "Why are you in my chair, Satsuki?" and blow the whole thing.

>>32063036
Not if we seduce her.

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>>32063036

Nonon'd probably just pass out again if she knew we freaky friday'd.

>>32063069
>Satsuki is going to flawlessly play the part of Ryuko.
Satsuki will succeed at stealing lunch money

>>32063002
These people don't know fun.

>>32063100

Man, we don't want to be rude to our sister by showing her off in her underwear to whoever, that's not cool.

The rational response would have been to ask "who is it" then decided how to answer the door.

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>>32063100
No, we know that opening the door while in our undies is a bad idea.

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>>32063099
>Satsuki bullies Doggy and Nonon

>>32062922
"I'll get it.", you say.

That means you must get dressed, so you head back to your room to get Senketsu.

No, wait. You're Satsuki. If you don't want to raise any suspicion, you'd have to wear Junketsu. Is that really right, though?

[ ] Senketsu
[ ] Junketsu

>>32063123
>open the door in our undies
>it's Ragyou
>"Happy Mother's Day to me!"

>>32063151
>[ ] Senketsu

>>32063151
>[ ] Bathrobe

>>32063151
>[x] Junketsu

>>32063151
>Junketsu
I have no idea where this is going but I fully intend to keep it going

>>32063169

This guy. He knows what he's doing.

>>32063151
>Junketsu

>>32063151
>[ ] Senketsu
Zero fucks.

>>32063151
>[ ] Junketsu
NTR

>>32063151
>[X] Junketsu
Sup, nerd
>>32063123
Satsuki opening the door in loose undies is a bad idea

>>32063151
>[ ] Junketsu
OH SHINY!

>>32063151
>[ ] Senketsu
Let's have some fun.

>>32063175
>>32063179
>>32063188
>>32063198
>>32063199
See, you finally got Junketsu Ryuuko, in a way.

>>32063226

>monkey's paw

>>32063151
[ ] Junketsu

>>32063226

You're a bastard VoteP, but you're my kind of bastard.

>>32063199
Wouldn't it be Ryuko in loose undies
This shit is 2confuse4me

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>>32063226
>Get Junketsu Ryuko
>It's not Rapeshirt Junketsu
>It's not even with Ryuko's body

Good job.

>>32063151
>Junketsu

in situations like this, you have to deal with your sister's Junk

>>32063263
No, we're Ryuko, undies are tight
Satsuki now has loose undies

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>based OP returns
>first post
>Tune: Rap Was a Man's Soul...Right?
>This is the story of a man who kept fighting even when his own resolve was betraying him...

>>32063373

My body is ready

>>32063373
Now that you mention this song, it would've been perfect for the last post.

I don't think It was played here, but I can't go read to check it, I don't need thoses feels.

>>32063424
I don't think he had a tune for the last post because I mean, Till I Die was perfect for it.

>>32063434
>Till I Die

No, please no.

Except if It's played at 2.0x the speed.

>>32063151
If you're Satsuki, then you need to look the part. You head to her room to retrieve Junketsu.

You grab the hanger and attempt to detach Junketsu from it, but he resists.

"I've heard your conversation.", Junketsu says. "I have my honor. I refuse."

This is the worst possible time for him to care about his honor.

[ ] Try to convince him
[ ] Wear him by force
[ ] Put on something else

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>>32063373
>based OP returns
>what-if and no-star start running way less often

>>32063453
>[ ] Wear him by force

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>>32063373
>the stars in the sky are senketsu

>>32063453
>[ ] Try to convince him

>>32063453
>[X] Try to convince him
"What, you don't like dim-witted people wearing you?"

>>32063453
>Try to convice him

What would Satsuki think if you don't let me wear you?

>>32063453
>[ ] Try to convince him

>>32063453
[ ] Wear him by force
I know what I want.

>>32063453
>try to convince him
Don't blow this you fedora wearing shit

>>32063485
>>32063489
>>32063492
>>32063510
>>32063535

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>>32063473
>Based OP have no idea how Episode 24 ended

>>32063573
In a way, I envy him.

>>32063573
>based OP has no idea there's a OVA in sept.

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>>32063584
Yeah.

The only thing I can hope for is that EP25 break Gainax's curse in some way.

There's hope as long as you believe, right?

RIP thread

>>32063891
OP got kidnapped by Ryuuko.

He didn't pick her up at 8.

>>32063626
>There's hope as long as you believe, right?
Hahaha!

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>>32063891
Everyone died of sadness.

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>>32063916

>>32063226
>See, you finally got Junketsu Ryuuko, in a way
So, after a billion threads OP gave us Junketsu Ryuko but did it in a reverse manner. Sorta like a ring of wishes that makes all your wishes have unwanted consequences.
Does this mean OP will let Maiko show up just long enough for her to immediately get Nui'd by Nui or something?

>>32063453
"Come on, not now!", you say. "I'm practically Satsuki right now, so nobody will know!"

"Lady Ryuuko. A knight deprived of his honor is just a brute with a sword. Even if nobody else will know of my disgrace, you and I will. And worst of all, Lady Satsuki will know, as well. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself."

The knocking on the door intensifies.

"In a moment!", you call out. The knocking stops.

You look back at Junketsu, and sigh.

"Look, I understand that you only want to be worn by Satsuki, but this is a bad time for this. We don't know how this happened, but we don't want to worry everyone by making it known. Satsuki would tell you the same thing, and I'm sure she won't hold this against you. It's not a disgrace if your lady allows it, is it?"

"...Very well."

You quickly put Junketsu on. He feels odd to wear. How can Satsuki stand wearing those high boots all the time?

You approach the door, and open it. You immediately freeze in terror. It's Nonon.

"Satsuki, what's taking the two of you so long? They're calling you to the command room!"

"Sorry. We overslept a bit. Sa- R-Ryuuko is still getting ready. We'll be down t-there in a moment."

This isn't how Satsuki talks at all. This slip-up will cost you, as well.

Nonon gives you a worried look.

"Are you alright, Satsuki-chan? You're acting kind of weird."

>>32064033
Sweating_man_with_towel.png

>>32064033
>"Sorry. We overslept a bit. Sa- R-Ryuuko is still getting ready."
Ryuuko pls

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>>32064033
>"Are you alright, Satsuki-chan? You're acting kind of weird."
She's onto us

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>>32064033
>"Sorry. We overslept a bit. Sa- R-Ryuuko is still getting ready. We'll be down t-there in a moment."

Get in character.

>>32064033
The only smart thing to do is let Nonon know so she can help run damage control until we can fix this.

So let's proceed to not tell her, and awkwardly flub our way in the life of Satsuki!

>>32064111
Time to trim those eyebrows, then.

>>32064111
>So let's proceed to not tell her, and awkwardly flub our way in the life of Satsuki!
I support this plan

>>32064133
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>32064133
We can cut off her arms and legs while we're at it.

>>32064033

>"Nonon, shit's fucked."

>>32064111
>So let's proceed to not tell her, and awkwardly flub our way in the life of Satsuki!

Tell Nonon to get nacked and wait for us in our room.
That way, she'll be out of the way, unable to tell anyone, and forget about our slip-up.
It's the perfect solution!

>>32064208
>keep doing this for everyone
>turns out everyone wants to fuck satsuki
>everyone ends up in the room naked
>covers attacks and everyone dies

>>32064033
You feel like sweating bullets, but this would only make the situation worse. You take a deep breath.

"I am perfectly fine. You needn't worry, Nonon." That's more like it.

Seems she bought it. "Well, okay. Ryuuko needs to hurry up, though. Do you need help?"

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

>>32064242
[ ] Yes

>>32064233
>>everyone ends up in the room naked
>>covers attacks and everyone dies

See?
Problem practically solves itself!

>>32064242
>[ ] Yes

>>32064242
>[ ] No

>>32064242
>[ ] No
No, buzz off you stupid pink midget

>>32064242
>[x] Yes

"You have no idea"

>>32064242
>no

>>32064242
>No

N-N-No thank you.

>>32064242
[ ] Yes

>>32064242
>[ ] Yes

>>32064242
>[x] Yes

I'm in the mood for some excitement

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>>32064256
We have Satsuki's brain now, right?
Our ideas should be great!

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>>32064249
>>32064260
>>32064264
>>32064272
>>32064274

Just remember that Nonon has friendship issues with Satsuki.

>>32064208
In all seriousness, how hard would Satsuki rock lil' Nonon's body?

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>>32064287

Honestly, the return of skeletons is comforting in a way.

>>32064314
Let me just go on pixiv real quick

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>>32064287
It was so shiny I couldn't resist

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>>32064314
Will this suffice as illustration?

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>>32064356
>Lewd
>On /tg/

Here's something for you. It's where you are right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

>>32064378
What are you going to do, ban me?
All that Nui guro/water-sport gave me more than enough practice in ban-evasion

>>32064356
The lewdness bothers me, but Nonon is not that tall. Unless Satsuki stuck her whole fist in there and is lifting her up. Oh God.

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>>32064356
>Not using her chin.

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>>32064382

Imagine if you will a "Zone" of "Danger".

Tell her to call Dad

>>32064382
Sweet I love some cheesy 80's

>>32064382
Fine by me
>>32064356
Man, Nonon is nowhere near that tall

>>32064412

Nahona is the only one who can get away with tempting Fate, anon

>>32064242
"That would be good.", you say. "We want to be ready as soon as possible."

Nonon's eyes light up. "Then, I'll help you make breakfast! You don't need to call Soroi or that maid!" She storms off to the kitchen.

Seems Ayako hasn't yet earned enough respect from Nonon to be called by her name.

Come to think of it, is Nonon even any good at preparing meals? You've never seen her do that in middle school. This could be bad.

[ ] Help her
[ ] Check on Satsuki

>>32064596
>[ ] Help her

>>32064596
>check on Satsuki
We need to get our situation under control while there's still some spaghetti left to spill.

>>32064596
[ ] Check on Satsuki

>>32064596
>[ ] Help her

>>32064596
>Check on Satsuki

WE NEED TO FIND A WAY

SOMEONE START THE RADIO

>>32064596
>[ ] Check on Satsuki

>>32064596
>[ ] Check on Satsuki

>>32064618
>>32064620
>>32064632
>>32064641
>>32064667

>>32064596
>[x] Check on Satsuki

>>32064596
Come to think of it, shouldn't Satsuki be finished getting ready by now?

"I'll help you in a moment, Nonon. I need to check on Ryuuko.", you say.

"Don't worry, I can handle everything here just fine!"

Satsuki still hasn't left the bathroom. You knock at the door.

"Give me a moment!" She's better at acting, it's pretty much as you would say it.

Still, what's taking her so long?

[ ] Walk in
[ ] Wait, go help Nonon

>>32064897
>[ ] Walk in

>>32064897
>[ ] Walk in

>>32064897
>walk in
2shiny4me

>>32064897
>Wait, go help Nonon

I know this won't win thought.

>>32064897
[ ] Walk in
"How can you say you love her, if you can't eat her poop?"

>>32064897
>[x] Walk in

This is probably gonna be awkward, but it's Ryuko's body, so whatever.

>>32064897
>[ ] Walk in
Let the hilarity ensue.

>>32064911
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>>32064916
>>32064921
>>32064933
Heh.

>>32064897
>[X] Walk in

>>32064946
"Don't look at you! You're naked!"

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>>32064897
>What's taking her so long?

>Meanwhile, in the bathroom

>"Don't be like that, this isn't the moment!"
>"Only Ryuko can wear me! You can be her sister for all I care, you're not Ryuko!"

>>32064946

Listen, you made it freaky friday. If you didn't want freaky friday hijinks, you should have taken this somewhere else. We can only deal with what you put in front of us. And no matter how bad a cook Nonon is, it can't be as interesting as what's keeping Ryusuki (or are we Ryusuki, and she's Satsko?)

inb4 full "It was a fucked up day, in the city by the bay"

>>32065011
>out of spite Junketsu quickly constricts against our chest to deliver a punch to a solar plexus

>>32065051
>constricts against our chest

why is he cheating on Satsuki?

>>32065051
>out of spite Junketsu quickly constricts against our chest
>quickly constricts against our chest
>our chest

I feel that this would be inappropriate behavior toward his lady's body. And it'd be hard to slap him while we're wearing him.

Also, I bet Junketsu is already a snug fit in that department

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>>32065089
>>32065051
>>32065011

>Kamui NTR

>>32065089
>>32065099
>>32065108
I guess I used the wrong verb
I mean he can change shape around the body, so he might be able to punch people that wear him?

>>32064897
"I'm coming in.", you say, and open the door.

You step inside. You weren't quite expecting this.

Satsuki, in your body, is standing in front of the mirror, naked. She turns to you, with fear in your- her eyes.

"I can explain."

[ ] Leave
[ ] Listen

>>32065230
>[ ] Leave

>>32065230
>[ ] Listen

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>>32065230
>Listen

Well, I guess that was to be expected. Living under Ragyo make you do this.

>>32065230
>[x] Listen

"I should probably be more be more bothered, but somehow, I'm not"

>>32065230
>[ ] Listen
Here we go.

>>32065230
>[ ] Listen

Eh.

>>32065230

[x] Listen

>>32065230
[ ] Listen

>>32065230
>listen
dis gun b gud

>>32065253
>>32065276
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>>32065279
>>32065287

How does a narcissist act when stuck into another girl's body? Stay stunned for the answer!

>>32065230
>[ ] Listen
I wish she was masturbating at least. That would make some sense. Instead she's just staring
I think

Also hooray, we NTRed Nonon

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awwwwwkwaaaaaaard

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>>32065305
>Wake up in Sister's body
>Sis spending so little time with Nonon Nonon can't tell the difference
>Walk back to find sis checking me out
>mfw

>>32065410
we gonna shout at Satsuki for ignoring Nonon again. Once we're back in our respective bodies, of course

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Fuck Imaishi for writing the perfect QT and making me cry every night knowing that she doesn't exist and I'd never be able to protect that smile

>>32065230
You close the door behind you and look at Satsuki again. Junketsu closes his eyes.

"Do you have any idea how weird this is?", you ask. "But okay, I'm listening."

Satsuki exhales with relief. "Thank you. Do you remember when Ragyou turned some of our troops against us?"

She used some kind of threads for that, didn't she? "I do, yeah. What does that have to do with you checking out my body, though?"

"...Ryuuko, let me finish." That berating tone sounds weird in your voice.

"Sorry." As does your apologetic tone in Satsuki's.

"The threads Ragyou used to mentally refit the One-Stars are called Marionette Threads. Other than manipulating others' will, they have some other uses, all of them sinister. Ever since Ragyou captured you, I was worried that she might have stuck some of those into your body, but I haven't had an opportunity to check."

"So, right now..."

"I was checking your body for Marionette Threads, yes. Thankfully, it appears she hasn't stuck any of them into your body."

"...Thanks. Sorry for jumping to conclusions like that."

"Don't be. I am aware of how indecent it must've looked to you. ...Anyway, who was it that knocked at the door?"

"Nonon. And she's in the kitchen, preparing breakfast."

Satsuki freezes in fear. "I better get dressed." She looks at Junketsu. "Junketsu, know that this is no disgrace."

"T-thank you, milady."

"I hope Senketsu will handle it just as well.", you say. "Anyway, we should hurry up before Nonon gets suspicious."

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>>32065734
>milady.

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>>32065734

"So, uh. Why not just tell me about Marionette threads and then I check myself for them?"

Wait, we should probably wait until satsuki is satsuki again to tease her, it's not going to be as fun while she's wearing our face.

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>>32065734
Does Senketsu even know what's going on yet?

>>32065811

He was present, so he has to know some shit is up.

He may also have heard the conversation, like Junketsu.

>>32065734
>"...Ryuuko, let me finish." That berating tone sounds weird in your voice.
Oh God, Satsuki in Ryuuko's body bossing around Ryuuko in Satsuki's body.

It's too perfect, I can only imagine the visuals of Ryuuko/Satsuki cowering before Satsuki/Ryuuko.

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>>32065501
Awww.

Don't worry yourself over lil' old me, I've got good company.

>>32065825

And then, naturally, the dramatic flipping of the tables.

>"I just realized, I'm bigger than you now."

>>32065825
"KIRYUIN SATSUKI! YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO RELINQUISH ALL OF YOUR LUNCH MONEY! IN ADDITION, YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR STATUS AS A DWEEB IN NERD'S CLOTHING!"
>Bright red light, Loud Russian intensifying
>...
"Doesn't she scare you sometimes, Senketsu?"
"A-a little, Ryuko."

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>>32065793
Hold on, that's a good point.

If Satsuki was so worried about it, why didn't she just mention or check earlier?

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>>32065883
When are you going to get the chance to fuck yourself again, honestly?

>>32065898
Ragyo raised her.

>>32065898
Because if Ryuko DID have any on her, Ragyou would probably find out that Satsuki is on to her?

>>32065850
Char a shit. A FUCKING SHIT.

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char is objectively best husbando

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>>32066311
Like hell he is

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>>32066376

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>>32066376
>the red comet
>better shade of red
>ace pilot
>his Zaku is three times faster than the average Zaku simply by being red
>bitchin glasses
>suave motherfucker
>never gives up on his waifu even after amuro kills her

>Senketsu
>he died

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>>32066540
Dude.

Too soon.

>>32066540
>Insulting Senketsu

You understand you alienated half the thread and everyone who post in the Ryuko threads on /c/, right?

It wasn't nice knowing you.

>>32066687
Like I say every thread.
CHAR
A
SHIT!

OP are you okay?

Did something happen?

>>32066798

OP is entering the nuclear launch codes.

>>32066798
EXTERMINATUS!

>>32066821
Couldn't he just write so people ignore the shitposters and focus on questing?

>>32066854
I am writing.

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>>32066854
Writing takes much less time than shitposting, unfortunately.

Man did this thread go to shit

>>32066871
Okay, cool. Glad you're okay, Op!

>>32065734
You leave the bathroom, and head to the kitchen. Nonon is probably getting suspicious by now.

"What's taking Ryuuko so long, Satsuki?", she asks.

"She'll be here in a moment. Do you need any help?"

"Nope, it's all finished!" She seems really proud of herself. "See for yourself!" She points to the table.

When did she learn this? You were expecting some kind of culinary abomination, but this all looks really nice.

You realize. Even though the two of you apologized to her, she still fears getting ignored. This is why she's trying so hard. The combat training, this, and everything else. It's proof of her dedication to your friendship.

Even though you're not exactly "yourself" right now, that doesn't matter. Satsuki would do the same. You approach Nonon, and hug her, startling her somewhat.

"Thank you, Nonon.", you say. "I really appreciate it."

"I-It's nothing.", she says, embarrassed.

Satsuki finally arrives, wearing Senketsu. He glares at you. You'll have some real apologizing to do once this is over.

"What took you so long, Ryuuko?!", Nonon asks her, upset. If only she knew.

"S-sorry. I was really tired yesterday."

"Well, anyway, both of you, eat up. Let's hope whatever is going on down there isn't too urgent."

Just as you're about to dig into the breakfast in your usual manner, you realize this is not something Satsuki would do.

Even though she's in your body, she's not doing it right now, either. Thankfully, Nonon doesn't seem alerted by that.

>>32066900
This scenario is just too perfect.

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>>32066900
Hot damn, that's pretty fuckin' kawaii.

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>>32066900
>You'll have some real apologizing to do once this is over
DON'T FORGET THE HUGGING OP THERE BETTER BE HUGGING

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>>32066900
Where's the button, VoP? I need it.

>>32066900
she isn't bullying people for lunchmoney....
It's gonna blow our cover!

>>32066955
Nonon already got her hug. Two, in fact.
Satsuki got loads of hugs.

And right now, someone's dying internally seeing Satsyuko hugging Nonon.

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>>32067090
Yeah but the person who deserves a hug the most is STILL hugless and that needs to be fixed

It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb. Inevitably many will fault the hands upon the sword which felled the shitposters, the Ordo Moddeus. But the Janitors and Mods merely performs the duty of their office. To further fear them is redundant; to hate them, heretical. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the Inquisition. With some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the VoteP's service.

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>>32066900
You head down to the Nudist Beach headquarters, and to the command room. Everyone else is already gathered here.

"Fashionably late, eh?", Tsumugu remarks, disgruntled.

"Tsumugu, there's no reason to get worked up here.", your father says. "They are late, yes, but thankfully, the attack seems delayed, as well."

Satsuki opens her mouth to say something, but instead glances at you. Guess you have to do the talking for now.

"We apologize. What is this "attack" you mentioned, father?"

"We've received some worrying news from Hokkaido. Scouts for one of the schools there have spotted flocks of COVERS moving towards the school. That was half an hour ago. They said they would report when the attack occurs, but they haven't yet, and they're maintaining contact."

"Satsuki and I should get there right away, then.", Satsuki says. She makes sure not to get your name "wrong". You have to do your best at that, as well.

"That's the problem. You haven't made progress on the Kamui transformation yet, have you, Ryuuko?"

"Actually, we have.", you say.

"Oh? Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?"

"...It's a bit of a long story.", Satsuki says.

"Hmm. Are you sure you'll make it there on time? Hokkaido is quite far away, as I'm sure you know."

You can only hope whatever Satsuki and Junketsu came up with is good enough.

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

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>>32067585
>no
ackshually...

>>32067585
>[x] Yes

>>32067585
[ ] Yes

>>32067585
>"That's the problem. You haven't made progress on the Kamui transformation yet, have you, Ryuuko?"
>
>"Actually, we have.", you say.

In case you're wondering if I got confused here, it's just poor wording on my part. Should've made it look more like Ryuuko interjects.

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I HEARD THERE WAS HERESY AND I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

>>32067585
>[x] Yes

>>32067585
[ ] Yes

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>>32067585
>[ ] Yes

It's time to put on the goggles.

>>32067633
>>32067655
>>32067689
>>32067694
>>32067708

>>32067672
Not fast enough. The heretics have ready been purged.

>>32067585
"No need to worry. We'll be there on time."

Souichirou provides you with a GPS and an earpiece each. You leave the headquarters, and head to the surface.

"This will be another hard part, won't it?", you ask. The question is aimed at everyone present: the two Kamui, and Satsuki.

"We have to do it.", Satsuki says.

Hmm. Actually, there's no one around here. Nobody would notice if you swapped Kamui at this point. It would save all of you from the embarrassment.

[ ] Suggest that
[ ] Keep them as they are

>>32068124
>[ ] Suggest that

>>32068124
[ ] Keep them as they are

Don't fall for the skeleton.

>>32068124
>Suggest it

>Everyone walks up just as you're taking your clothes off.

>>32068124
>[ ] Suggest that
Yes!

>>32068124
eugh I don't know, there's a good chance someone might see

>>32068124
>suggest that
inb4 the ass is too fat for Senketsu

>>32068124
>[ ] Suggest that
Shit's gettin' real.

>>32068124
>[ ] Keep them as they are

>>32068142
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>>32068190

>>32068124
>[ ] Keep them as they are

>>32068208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7ONGguSeg