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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!

>We joined the newly formed Magical Vampire Sparkle as she lamented over her new puffy attire and showed off her newly gained blood magic. After complain some more we switched over to the Hero, Rena, as she talked to alternate Sparkle. She revealed a lot of information including the fact that the secret to making Magical Girls was hidden within the book On Daemons. After much discussion with her head voices Rena decided to simply tuck the book aside for now. She wen to check in on Alt Sparkle again with a cure to her cancer only to find the S-Class Hero Aeon trying to rip another secret out of her head. The tearful Sparkle revealed the truth she had kept hidden; Evil Rena had a way of controlling Monsters.
>We now join someone doing something completely unrelated.
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>You are now controlling the Queen of the World. She stands in front of a mirror and belts out the hot lyrics to her newest hit song. Well, it's not quite a hit yet but the people she paid to listen to her said they liked it after she gave them a hundred dollars.
>The Queen is setting up to enter a contest called 'Newest Talents'. Technically she shouldn't be entering this one since she's been talented since she was born. That was a few centuries ago, not exactly new. Still, no other place was willing to take a Villain as amazing as her so this venue had to do.
>She plans on entering the contest with the song she wrote herself, 'I Am The Best'. Raindrops advised against it but she insisted.

Hmm... Yes. I sound perfect, as usual, but I feel the song is missing something... I can't quite put my finger on it.
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>>32046064
Back up singers.
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>>32046064
Demand Raindrops assist by playing the cowbell
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>>32046064
Honesty.
People hated you. You're not the best, you're just getting better.
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>>32046064
I think it might help if you sang about something else. People won't be satisfied with life just by your awesomeness; there's a whole world of different subjects that you can use in your music.

Try singing about something that makes you passionate. Like your favorite flowers.
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>>32046064
Robotic back up singers.
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>>32046064
You need an outfit that shows more skin.
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>>32046064
[x] >>32046101
Draft Raindrops in.
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>>32046064
Ask what Raindrops thinks. Maybe she would like to join you as a backup dancer/singer?
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Maybe Hissy could add something?
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>>32046064
You need to make it something people can relate to! Talk about your struggles in being the Queen of the World!
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>>32046064
Back-up singers and a stage show. Pyrotechnics, wind-machines, the works.
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It's missing maracas.
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>>32046064
Palm leaf waving backup dancers.
But no backup singers. they'd steal your limelight.
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Maybe you could write a song about how great the listener is?

I mean, your greatness is self-evident, but lots of the little people could use the morale boost
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>>32046064
It's missing skill and a good singing voice. Better you hear from me than the judges.
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>>32046064
>Dat Drops
Concentrated cute aimed at my heart.
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Maybe... a Hero to play villian to? Who's on your Arch list?
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>>32046064
The problem is everyone already knows you're the best! How do you expect to wow the audience with such obvious lyrics? People want surprises, originality. Maybe you should try a different topic?
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>>32046064
I think what you need, Queeny, is a band.
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>>32046298
Is Queen sure she wants to still be a villain? Why'd she join up in the first place?
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>>32046064
You need some talent.
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>>32046064
Why don't you try to make it a song about how you didn't used to be the best, but now you are? Make it a song about your comeback!
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>>32046298
Try "Stay" by Shakespears sister.
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>>32046298
I think Raindrops?
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>>32046319
No better way to find out than try it out.

But its not really the hero villain thing we're interested in. It's the sense of competition provided by an arch-rival.

Automatic pop drama.
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>>32046064
>I feel the song is missing something...
Mid-song wardrobe change.

Oh, and endless fan hype.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVVTZgwYwVo
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>>32046325
>>32046250
... Excuse me?

Backup singers...Perhaps. But wait, they would steal the spotlight from me! The crowd is in for a treat and I will not have my voice overpowered back my Singing Wage Slaves.

>>32046225
What are those?

>>32046187
He is my microphone right now.

>>32046180
But of course! Why should I deny the audience a chance to see my form? It would be criminal!

>Queen of the World changes into a new, more revealing, outfit.

>>32046139
I don't understand.

>>32046157
If they can not be satisfied by my presence then there is simply something wrong with them. Raindrops and Rena enjoy being around me. Why wouldn't others?

>>32046303
Hmm... That is a good point, actually. They already know of my greatness. But I can't just write another song on the fly. My genius takes time.

>>32046123
Another genius idea!

"Peasant Raindrops! Peasant Raindrops! Remove those ear obscuring things!"

>Queen of the World pulls off Raindrops headphones.

RD: "Hey, what the-Whoa there. Is that what you're seriously going out with?"

"I need your assistance. Play this cowbell as I sing."

RD: "Ehhhh.... I'm not really one for being on stage. You seriously might wanna reconsider that outfit. I can see just about everything."

"That is the point. Now, assist me with this cowbell. Please. You told me that when someone says please to me I need to do what they say. The same applies to you. So, please play this cowbell for me."

RD: "That's not exactly what I meant..."

"Please."

RD: "You really might wanna reconsider everything about this..."
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>>32046370
I know Rena was too, but we want someone with stage presence who'll work as a counterpoint to Queenie.
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>>32046389
You don't want to reveal EVERTHING, queeny! You've got to imply things about what's beneath, so they have to stare as they wonder.
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>>32046411
Hmm. I still don't think you have enough cowbell.
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>>32046389
Ask her for help with a new song, but keep the outfit.
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>>32046389
The peasant Raindrops may have some wisdom, but can clearly not hope to match yourself. Still, everyone knows of your boundless beauty already, so perhaps if it would make her more comfortable while playing the bell, you could acquiesce to wearing a slightly less revealing outfit? Compromise is always a sad necessity for great leaders.
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>>32046389
Tell her it's ok if she's too scared to perform in front of an audience. You understand.
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>>32046389
Reconsider. The cowbell is stupid. Just get her to sing.
Also, you don't need to reveal THAT much. Teasing the imagination with possibilities is much better than just getting everything out there all at once.
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>>32046389
Queen, I advise you to heed her advice and put on a little bit more clothing.
You do not want that FCC scoundrel to come crashing in and ruining everything for everyone again, don't you?
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>>32046389
Good choice on the outfit. Make her play a different instrument though.
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>>32046389
You know what QUEEN needs?
She needs her own Freddie Mercury. Go forth and hunt down a man in a tank top and a mustache. Like Chet Manlystache.
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>>32046479
B-but Chet isn't...is he?
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>>32046438
Hmm. He has a point. A certain amount of revealling is good. Teasing is better.

I know what you need to do.

>Get the Band back together.

Start With Robomaid
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>>32046389
FCC Man hasn't started foaming at the mouth yet. The outfit doesn't show nearly enough skin.
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>>32046506
hell yes. Robomaid on bass, Raindrops on keyboard, who for drums and guitar?
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>>32046389
You should look into a stage manager who knows how to manipulate the audience and draw their eyes to you without making the rest of the stage seem empty. This will emphasize just how amazing you are.
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>>32046389
Rena likes you because she's just generally a friendly person. Raindrops likes you because you share common interests (and for other reasons). Other people pretended to like you because you had mind control magic (or money).

It's not because you're extraordinarily awesome or anything, it's just normal friendship. Think about it. What could it be that makes you so amazing?
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>>32046502
You put him in a tank top and start asking him to sing high notes, and it just may be...
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>>32046506
Aside from anything else, Robomaid has always had the best fashion sense and absolutely impecable timing.

Monster Matriarch was almost certainly in the band too.
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>>32046502
If he competes against us, we're doomed. Doomed.
A man with a tank top and a mustache is pretty much the greatest singer ever.

What we need is our own band.

>>32046524
Rena on drums (she rocks) and Caffornicator on the guitars.
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>>32046479
>She needs her own Freddie Mercury.
yes.

Shut up. Yes.

Put a mustache on Raindrops and put her in a tanktop.
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>>32046540
>What could it be that makes you so amazing?
Is this a trick question?
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>>32046578
This is the best idea.
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>>32046389

You should try looking into other famous Queens of eras bygone. See if they got successful at this, and how they did it. It's not stealing ideas, you're just borrowing ideas to make a better one.
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>>32046578
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>>32046578
Now we're talking.
The mustache is non-negotiable.
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>>32046566
>Caffornicator on the guitars.
Sounds good.

How many g-strings do you think she goes through in a set?
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>>32046389
Maybe you should look at this from the other direction. You're looking at this as a singer, but other people will look at it as listeners. Find some music by other people that you like to listen to and think about why it works for you.
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>>32046623
Zero.

Caffs life is suffering
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>>32046578
>>32046479
Plan, we get BOTH Chet and mustache-Raindroops in tank tops.
Victory shall belong to QUEEN of the World.
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>>32046389
Queenie dear, if you wear something TOO revealing, then you've ruined the mystery! You gotta keep their imagination going. Show off your curves, but let them think about what's under your clothes instead of letting them see everything so easily.
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>>32046652
Chet with the tank top. Raindrops in the yellow jacket and white pants combo
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>>32046676
FCC please.
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>>32046678
Rena in the fur and tights?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAf2S6ij2gk
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>>32046389
You know where this is headed, Queen. You need to make a run to the costume shop with Raindrops, AND you need to recruit Chet. Oh, and buy them new outfits.
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>>32046389
Well, would ~you~ be satisfied by a world with just yourself in it?

What about Hissy? You'd miss him if he was gone.

What about bees? If there were no bees, then there'd be no honey.
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>Queen enters a music contest
>Queen
>/tg/ of course demands for Freddie Mercury
Be awesome always /tg/.
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>>32046645
It's okay, I go through a D String every time she shows up
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>>32046745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0rVIipfE-M

Let's have sing Queen sing this.
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Ah, I see. The allure of mystery is strong. Very well! I believe I have a good outfit.

>Queen of the World changes into something far less revealing. It shows off her shoulders, midriff, and legs quite a bit as opposed to leaving her near naked.

RD: "Well that's better... But about the song you want to play..."

>>32046540
... I'm amazing. I don't understand why there is any need to question this. I am The Queen of the World.

Anyway, Robomaid on the bass... That is a good idea... I'm sure the Peasant Rena will agree to allow me to borrow her Maid Slave. Peasant Raindrops appears to be unwilling to play the cowbell. I shall instead have her...

"What kind of instrument can you play?"

RD: "I... I can play the guitar... And sing a bit..."

"Perfect. You are the only one worthy of being my backup singer. Come here, I have an idea."

RD: "What is it...?"
=====================================

RD: "What the hell is this crap!?"

"It is a costume! Wear it! Please!"

RD: "I... I don't even..."

Hmm... Now to recruit others. I don't want any big burly men here with me. My band must be filled with the most beautiful of women. Myself, Raindrops, and Peasant Robomaid. She's not really beautiful but she will simply make us look even better.
We can have a few more members, I suppose. But what should the song be? You say it should not be about me but I can't think of anything else.
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>>32046788
we are the champions? have M+++ show up and play her husband like a piano
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>>32046788
Ask Cynthia and Bridgette if they want to be part of your band.

Write a song about the peasants.
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>>32046788
Caffornicator on drums.
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>>32046788
>RD: "I... I don't even..."
This is the face of suffering. It doth please me greatly.
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>>32046788
What do you find enjoyable, besides yourself? What makes you feel joyful? Or sad? Or angry? Or scared? Music is about passion, so what stirs your passions?

On a side note, Robomaid isn't a slave. She serves as a maid voluntarily. You'll have to ask her directly if you want her in your band.
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>>32046788

Perhaps something about your ancient home and its grandeur? The world is largely a wasteland outside of the dome. A song about your former kingdom and lands might pique people's curiosity while telling of the greatness of your reign.
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>>32046788
Rena, Caffo, Bridgette, Cynthia, Sparkle?

And there's only one song that both shows how awesome you and your friends are.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLiqEqMQyQ
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>>32046788
no you need ugly women, that way they make you look better in comparison

......
get rena
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>>32046788
How about a song about all of your loyal followers, and how they propel your greatness to new heights?

Caffornicator on drums, or keyboard.
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>>32046788
How about "Walk Like an Egyptian"?
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>>32046788
>Robomaid
>not beautiful
take that back you whore!
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>>32046788
>My band must be filled with the most beautiful of women.
Obviously, you'll need Caffo. I bet she can play Sting of the Bumblebee like no other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdkNtq5Znw
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>>32046886
ouch
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>>32046788
Write a song about the peasants! How nice it is that they exist so there's people out there to appreciate you, and how it would be boring without them, especially the best ones. Like Rena and Raindrops.
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>>32046788
CAFF
AAH AHH
SAVIOR OF THE HEROVERSE
She's CAFF
AAH AAH
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>>32046889
Nah, we're not on a stardust crusade.
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>>32046863
Caffornicator is gottagofast.

She should be our Skwisgar. She needs to play bass.
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>>32046788
>You say it should not be about me but I can't think of anything else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuhja7y4TM
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>>32046925
I think you mean "we're not on a Stardust Crusade YET."
With all these vampires running around and multiple universe shenanigans, it's just a matter of time
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>>32046788
QUEEN, QUEEN, QUEEN
HISTORY HAS ALREADY PROVIDED YOU WITH THE PERFECT REPETOIRE!

Queen, go play Queen. That way people won't be confused when they see Raindrops.

Play Made in Heaven. Because you were made in Heaven (obviously).
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>>32046788
Sing about your kingdom! The BEST Queen has the BEST kingdom!
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>>32046925
I wanted to let you know I appreciated this joke.
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>>32046788
Walk Like an Egyptian. Anybody who can't stand it has the bad taste of a liar.
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>>32046788
>... I'm amazing. I don't understand why there is any need to question this. I am The Queen of the World.
Well, if someone's awesome or fantastic, there must be some specific reason for it. Someone who fights to defend her people at the risk of her own life is awesome. Someone who inspires hope in those who have none is awesome. Someone who finds the cure to a deadly disease is awesome. What do you think makes you awesome?
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Guys, guys, guys.
I just thought of a big problem.
What if Chet Manlystache is there at the contest?
And he's doing a Freddie Mercury cover?
And he's wearing a tank top?
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>>32047026
You think Queenie would lose to a mere peasant? Blasphemy!
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>>32046788
Caffornicator on drums.
>>32047026
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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>>32047026
It's "New Talent" and you can bet your britches that the Hero Association has been whoring out his Freddie impression for too long for Chet to qualify
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>>32047050
>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
>>32047048
>>32047026
>Chet vs. Raindrops vocals fight for best Mercury
oh god i cannot contain this boner in the confines on my weak bflesh body
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>>32047026
Then we'll need to out-glamor him.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLc88eGLwPs
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>>32046788
Princes of the Universe.
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>>32047026
CHET!

A-AH!
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We should ask Rena if she could invite Jade and her friends to act as our adoring public.
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I have decided! The song we shall sing is We Are The Champions by this homage band! Clearly they recognized my greatness.

>>32046874
I... I enjoy uhm...
...
...
...
...
Anyway! I shall as the Robomaid Servant if she will join my band! I need more people to play things!

>Queen of the World gathers up a few friends to help her. Bridgette declines saying she's not good being in front of people unless she's robbing something. Cynthia refuses to come if Caffornicator will be there. Monster Matriarch is more than willing to join up with her husband.
>Caffornicator says she ain't good at music but she'll try anything once.
>Robomaid, after asking Rena, says she will join. She immediately downloads everything about Queen, the culture of his music, and the time period that he came out in. She learns how to play the bass and joins up. Robomaid and Monster Matriarch appear in costume.

Hmm..
Yes. This group pleases me. The stage manager says that she will ensure that the spotlight is on me.
I haven't had much practice singing this 'Champions' song but with my natural talent it shouldn't be too difficult. And if anyone else is here we will crush them with my music!
Am I missing anything else?
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>>32047392

Nope, go get'em Queenie
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>>32047392
Is Caffo looking at monster MILF or the robutt?
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>>32047392

A brief rehearsal before you go on. Getting a feel for the song never hurts, even the best of the best can mess up by tripping up a note.
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>>32047392
okay, practice, and have peasant Rena go and detain chet manlystashe. have them talk about manly things, like mario kart
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>>32047392
You DID...practice, right? As a group?

RIGHT?
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>>32047392
Wear something more revealing anyway.
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>>32047392
Practice, not matter how awesome you are queen it is always best to get a feel for what is to come.

Also a band name,
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>>32047392
DO practice. If not for your benefit- your band needs to rehearse!
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>>32047392
Someone to manage the lights/sound levels
Practice
More coordinated costumes
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>>32047392
Practice first.
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>>32047392
You just need your microphone and you're good to go!
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>>32047392
Get Jade Revolver. Something tells me she'd be good at this.

...or at least could do the tamberine or something
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>>32047426
Her position at the back of the band ensures she does not have to choose. She may look where she pleases at her leisure.
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>>32047392
Practise, practise, practise. You of course are already perfect, but the others will need to rise to your greatness.
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>>32047392
Alright, you'll need to practice before the show.

Ask Rena if she could come and invite some friends over to cheer for you. You need some fans in the audience, at least to get the other people going. Maybe even go out and get everyone a matching costume, so they know you're a band?
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>>32047467
She'd probably be the one to write-in Chet vocal-dueling Raindrops.
Then some chuuni shit occurs.
Like the ghost of Freddie Mercury comes down from Made in Heaven to judge them, find them both wanting, then proceed to give the audience the true essence of Freddie Mercury from beyond the grave.
Which would obviously outshine Queen.
And it just escalates from there.
That's what Jade Revolver would do if we involved her.
So let's involve her.
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>>32047392
Do you know how to wield Hissy in the most assured manner? This is critical.
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Rolled 14

>>32047392
Why is Robomaid so based?

But yeah, normally around now a rival band shows up.

I expect some Freddie Mercury Chet with his band.

Either way, you need to practice as a team before preforming. Don't get a bunch of people together and not know what to do.

It always ends in disaster.

Rena will wreck you with her band that comes out of nowhere, learning to love music and then sacrifice her newfound beloved hobby to gain magic
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>>32047501
Sounds like a plan.
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>>32047515
oh god are we still on the trying to cheat the system to make shit happen thingy?
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>>32047392
>Monster Matriarch is more than willing to join up with her husband.
The period when Queen was at their height was probably their heyday. It's probably nostalgic for them.

And nostalgic married couples of course join cover bands of their old favorite bands.
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>>32047544
probably.

C'mon the music of magic teaching Rena the ways of magic!

Her getting the Jeweled Sword of Zelretch and becoming the successor to Zelretch's bullshit is cool too

Queen of the World, you need to pose more. Your group must have the fabulousness, skill, and ingenuity of Joseph Joestar to win.
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>>32047576
Damn it, now I want to see those two in the ridiculous 70s wear.

The Monster has an afro.
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>>32047642
larro after quest bonus pic plz
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>Writing

>>32047642
>>32047658
I hear ya.
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>>32047642
>>32047658
Seconded. Monster and Monster Matriarch looking fondly on their teenage photos, and their kids looking at their haircuts in various expressions of laughter, disgust, and confusion.
>Dad, you had an afro?
>You don't have hair!
>DAUGHTER-CREATURE THAT WAS BEFORE I BECAME MALE-PATTERN BALD, I ASK YOU NO LONGER SPEAK OF THAT
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>>32047696
Also Queenie's costume choice in detail.
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Rolled 2

Be prepared for Cynthia and characters who have siblings to be the rival, also inspired by another band group.

Their group's inspiration?

Twisted Sister
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>>32047728
will S-Class villain Sister be a member?
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All I know is Robomaid needs to play Electric Barbarella
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>>32047720
I will commission this if I must.

Either that, or Queenie performing a slow striptease atop the dead body of FCC-man, before a large crowd.
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Practice! Of course! I may be ready but the other peasants need some preparation.

"Alright! We shall sing this Champions song until you are all as good as me!"

RD: "Queen, I think you may need to stop listening to the voices in your-"

"Begin!"

>The ragtag band practices for the better part of an hour. Monster Matriarch seems to actually be quite skill with a piano, or at least her husband is. She has a nostalgic look on her face as she plays. Caffornicator breaks several drum sets before she finally gets that she needs to slow down a bit.
>Robomaid is perfect but her play lacks a certain something... It's a bit... Robotic. But that's to be expected. Raindrops is actually quite skilled with her guitar.
>Queen's singing makes everyone cringe but they're too polite to say anything.
>Once she feels the band is ready she waits for her turn to play. The stage slave calls out her band The Ouroboros to the stage.

"Greetings, peasants! I am The Queen of the World and today we will rock-..."

>Queen of the World looks out and sees that only Rena and Jade Revolver are in the crowd. Rena waves at her.

...
What is the meaning of this?
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>>32047838

They're clearly all invisible. Play on
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>>32047838
JADE AND PEASANT RENA AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE TO HEAR YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
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>>32047838
Storm out in a rage
demand the stadium be filled
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>>32047838
SING ANYWAY.

FOR ONE SUBJECT IS AS GREAT AS A THOUSAND.

SING AND BE ADORED.
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>>32047838
Well, ask them what is the meaning of this.
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>>32047838
Maybe it was not advertised enough
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>>32047838
You're not wearing glasses.

IT'S MIND CONTROL TIME. FILL UP THAT ROOM.
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>>32047867
What's that line from small gods...
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>>32047838
>What is the meaning of this?
Did you get the wrong date?
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>>32047838
The problem is you're too good queen. You need someone not as good to make them understand how good you are.

Recruit Rena as your partner in singing.

This plan is flawless
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>>32047838
Are you here on the right day?
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>>32047838
>What is the meaning of this?
My god.

Chet DID make a Queen cover band, and he has stolen your audience!
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>>32047838
Sing anyway. Your band practiced a lot, and your friends are here to listen to you.

Then break into the TV station, hold everyone hostage and make them broadcast your singing to every house there is.
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>>32047838
...Queen, did you die recently?

The problem is probably that people are afraid you'd use hypnosis on them. Supervillains generally don't have a good reputation.
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>>32047838
>>Robomaid is perfect but her play lacks a certain something... It's a bit... Robotic. But that's to be expected.
Robomaid needs go on her own and do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ
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...did FCC Man do this?
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>>32047838
Did you invite anyone to this event?
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>>32047838
Did you advertise at all?

How did rena and jade even find out about this in fact?
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Rolled 18

>>32047838
Take off your shirt.

Sure way to make this work.
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>>32048060
Clearly we must kill FCC-man.
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Who is running this competition?
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>>32048092
Of course I told everyone! This should be the most widely advertised event in the city by now!
The stage should be packed!

No! This will not do! I know I got the day correct! It is outside on the poster!

>Queen of the World storms off the stage in a huff. Raindrops calls out to her but she ignores the architect's pleas.
>She looks at the poster and sees... It has been plastered over!

What!?
Who is this!?
Lolu!?

>The poster advertises a new talent known only as Lolu. It appears she's created a new club that is having it's grand opening today.

This bitch peasant took my audience! HOW DARE SHE!?
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>>32048060
Probably.
>>32047838
Queenie, I'm sure that if you twerk, everything will be better.
Totally not being sarcastic here.
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>>32048153
....She looks awfully familiar.
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>>32048153
How did this occur!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
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>>32048153
Go steal her cloak.
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>>32048153
I didn't know you had a sister!
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>>32048153
Crash it with your band
crush her in a rock off
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>>32048153
Huh maybe it's alt queeny?

...but if so then does everybody from the altverse save Rena have one less eye than their counterpart? Is this the new goatee?
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>>32048153
Is that... alt-queeny?
FUCK
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>>32048153
CLEARLY YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. SET HER CLUB ON FIRE, THEN ALL THE PEASANTS WILL FLOCK TO YOUR SHOW.
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>>32048153

Crash her show! Show them who the true talent is!
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>>32048153
Is she a recently vamped Queenie corpse?
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>>32048153
Alternate-you came through to steal your audience!
How dare she! I mean you!
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>>32048153
QUEENIE!
THAT IS EVIL YOU!

she has ALL OF YOUR TALENT but is EVIL!
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>>32048153
She looks like you. A lot like you.
They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but you need to investigate what's going on.

Drag everyone along as well.
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>>32048153
Is there any particular reason that she looks almost exactly like you? Could she be an alternate universe version of you?

For comparison, do you have any other names besides "Queen of the World"?
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>>32048153
Clearly, there is one thing you must do...

you must crash her party and CHALLENGE HER TO A ROCK-OFF!!!
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>>32048153
You're a villain. Hire some Wage Slave Mercenaries and CRASH THAT PARTY.
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>either altQueenie or her sister
I don't think I can handle all this fabulousness.
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>>32048153
It also appears that the peasant stole your appearance. It is the only explanation as to why your audience went to her instead.
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>>32048153
It is time for a Battle of the Bands
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>>32048280
>>32047838
Heh, when the evil girl calls for her live band, she will find only Queenie.
And pain.
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>>32048153
>Lulu
>vampire
>one eye

MIND CONTROL HER
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>>32048153
Clearly your physical perfection has attracted copycats.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
go highlander on her and her cheap, fat impression of Hissy
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Rolled 3

>>32048153
Going yourself is a fool's act. It shows she got to you. Send Rena to destroy her plans forever as you intend: Vampire to Vampire.

Oh, and look, you just so happen to have a Rena and someone who can turn her into a vampire right there.

You're not breaking promises this way. Promise to pay Rena in food. She's weak to that.
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>>32048153
This can only be responded to in one way.
Gather your minions.
And go have a battle of the bands.
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>>32048384
except rena isn't becoming a vampire again
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Do the Monster parents know Queenie from a previous life?
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Does QOTW have a real name?
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>>32048404
A man can dream though.

A man can dream.

Still send Rena, though. She'll be the scout.Meanwhile prepare for battle with your band.
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>>32048443
Yeah, it's Queen of the World.
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>>32048451
Rena, Bridgette and Jade.
How could Bridgette not show up to her parent's big show?
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>>32048496
Maybe she's in the rebellious age
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She does look annoyingly similar to me... I am perfection but she is... Quite close. This makes me uncomfortable. I must eliminate her.

>>32048202
I do not! I was an only child!

>>32048203
Yes... I will destroy her! With my talent!

"Come, band! Pack up! We must go and defeat my new Arch Nemesis!"

>The team storms into a place known as Club Lolu. The building looks sleek and new, a sharp contrast to the club she was about to play in. Dubstep music plays loudly in the background. Once Queen and her crew enter the entire place becomes silent. A girl resting atop a chair being held by people approaches Queen.

LL: "Well well well. If it isn't the Queen of the World. So pleased to see you could join me. Have you come to admire the grand opening of my new club?"
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>>32048571
ur club a shit
fite me nerd
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>>32048571
Command her to submit herself to her servants.
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>>32048571
uh
that's a lot of mindcontrol going on in the background there
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>>32048571
Turn into ground meat and then cook into a lasagna.
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Rolled 7

>>32048571
It's alternate universe vampire you, Queen.

That means you have to subdue her yourself.

Use hissy in a rope form to bind her and then make her tell you all she knows of how she got here.

Dub Step a shit.
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>>32048571
Okay, she's good. Almost as good as you. But you're perfect.

Ask who she is and how dares she mess up your gig?
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>>32048571
>one piece leotard
>with black slippers
She obviously does not share Queen's superior sense of aesthetic style.
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>>32048571
>that everything

Sorry, Queen. But I'm going with Lulu. She's great.
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>>32048571
BATTLE OF THE DELICIOUS LITTLE BROWN GIRLS
BEGIN
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>>32048571
Oh wow, she really has mind control power. That's the altQueenie. How the hell she got here?

No, the important thing now is the defeat her. WITH MUSIC.
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>>32048571
Fuck banter! Just start playing!
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>>32048609
YES.
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>>32048571
Prove that you're better. Play your song!
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>>32048571
>Dubstep music plays loudly in the background.
Well one thing is obvious, she doesn't have your good taste.
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>>32048571
>mind controller vs mind controller
This means MIND WRESTLING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=din7_7s3VdE
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>>32048571
Lolu is justice. Lolu is dreams.
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>>32048571
Really, "lol U" is the best stage name she could come up with? A cheap riddle for a name? She's no match for yoy, my Queen.
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>>32048753
don't be weird man
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>>32048571
You should fight her.
By making out with her.

You know, to establish a female pecking order.

Caffo would probably agree.
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>>32048732
Pretty much best girl right now. Way better than Queen and JR. Even better than MVS.
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>>32048835
second best girl
you forgot caffo
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>>32048850
Caffo is shit. Fite me.
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>>32048663
>>32048732
>>32048835
Her mind control powers are reaching the voices in your head!
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>>32048571
SHE'S STEALING THEIR ADORATION!
LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE ADORING! SHE MUST HAVE POWERS LIKE YOURS, BUT WITH ADORATION INSTEAD OF SERVITUDE!
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>>32048874
oh boy
here comes the meta
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>>32048867
I don't need to, you already lost by not recognizing her splendor.
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>>32048867
>those opinions
You don't need violence from me, just pity.
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>>32048663
SILENCE PEASANT!

"Who are you and how dare you mess with MY concert!?"

LL: "I thought it was pretty obvious. I'm Lolu~ And I didn't mess with your concert. I just happened to be opening my new club during the same day you were going to play. It's an... Unfortunate coincidence..."

"Coincidence my butt! You've mind controlled these people here! You did this on purpose!"

LL: "Heh. That's where you're wrong, Queenie. These people here are not under my control. I don't need your powers to have admirers, they love me already. Your charisma is false and petty. It always has been. Now why don't you go home like a good girl?"

"Never! I challenge you to a battle of the bands! Mine versus yours!"

LL: "Hah. I won't even need a band to win. I'll just enter myself. Where's your band? All I see is a bunch of peasants around you."

"They... They are not just peasants! They are my friends! And you will not insult them in my presence!"

LL: "Hahaha, you're cute. Alright, I'll humor you. Tell me the conditions of this battle."

RD: "Queen... Come on, we don't need to do this. Let's just go back and play. We have a few people listening."
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>>32048571
Have you got any weapons which can create a blinding flash? She needs line-of-sight to control people's minds, so that should stop her temporarily.
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>>32048952
Ok Raindrops. I guess you're right. Let's go back.
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>>32048952
but she's TOTALLY using mind control!
I know what mind control looks like!
It's like, more swirly and less heart-y, but SAME THING!
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>>32048952
The condition is that you play to Rena and Jade!
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>>32048952
>that vampire smile

Queen, you need to steal vampire powers from her.
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>>32048952
>We have a few people listening.
A friend and a friend of a friend is not a "few people," Raindrops, and certainly not worthy of Queen of the World.

Also, has old age made you WEAK? You were a magical girl!
Stand up to mean girls being mean to your girl friends! Like magical girls do!
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>>32048978
no she doesn't, her mind control comes from the dubstep
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>>32048952

Steal her eyepatch.
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>>32048952
She filled the club with dubstep, that automatically makes this your win.
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>>32048952
THEIR EYES ARE LITERALLY HEARTS. HOW IS IT NOT MIND CONTROL. NO ONE IS THAT ATTRACTIVE (Except for our Queen.)
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>>32048952
No Raindrops, a Queen cannot back from a challenge.
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>>32048952
>dat kitty fang smile
Welp, time to pack it up. Can't quite compete with that much cute.
Only Jade Revolver can compete with that.
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Rolled 7

>>32048952
the conditions are that Lolu is to become your loyal servant forever and release the people if you win.

The queen doesn't lose.
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>>32048952
"If I defeat you, you'll release everyone from mind control and not use it on my subjects again!"

I don't expect her to honor this agreement. I just want to see if she'll admit to it. If she does, then use your own powers to break everyone out of their trance and let them think freely. Be sure to phrase your orders like that, and not as a simple command for obedience; don't say "worship me instead of her", say something like "judge her with your own wills".
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>>32048952
What? Can't hear you over this noise. You mind turning it off for a second or going on the rooftop to settle it?
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>>32049072
Nah, that's a bit harsh. Just steal her vampiric powers and that'll be good.
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>>32048952
Tell Raindrops she can see herself that these people need your help. This isn't just about you.

P.S. be careful, I suspect her version of mind control comes from whatever's behind that eyepatch.

The conditions of the battle are that you and her play in front of some impartial judges from the Hero Association that are immune to mind control.
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>>32048952
>>"They... They are not just peasants! They are my friends! And you will not insult them in my presence!"

Use mind control on her servants.

Free them.
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>>32048952
If Lolu loses, Raindrops gets to ruffle her hair.
That's a way to get Raindrops in on this.
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>>32048952
We go to neutral ground - the city park - and play for anyone who shows up. Whoever gets more cheering wins
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>>32048952
They are clearly mind controlled.

Nobody would be out of their own choice in a club where they play dubstep.
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>>32049272
Then why do clubs that play dubstep exist?
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>>32049289
The people who run them only feel hatred.
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>>32049289
To play the Jojo OST at full volume without being judged?
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>>32049289
One needs a taste of hell to truly appreciate heaven.
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>>32049317
But I liked OP1 and OP2 of the first DAVID season.
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Rolled 17

>>32049346
Sono Chi no Sadame and Bloody Stream are legit songs.

You need to outpose her, Queen.
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"This is a matter of honor, Raindrops. First, we shall not play here. We shall play at the park. Neutral ground. Whoever gets the most cheers wins. If I win then you must release whatever hold you have on these people!"

LL: "Haha, if you say so. I don't have any hold on these people though other than my natural charisma."

"Also you must let Raindrops ruffle your hair!"

LL: "... Eh?"

"Raindrops, do you mind!?"

RD: "Uhm... Well... N-not if you don't..."

LL: "Very well. But if I win you must join my club as a bartender. Agreed?"

"Agreed..."
=====================================

>The band meets up again at the park. The place is filled with people going about their business as Lolu's servants build a stage. Eventually she gets on stage and starts off with her own song. She sings some kinda japanese song that Queen does not understand.
>Queen gets a look at her outfit.

...
I... I do not believe she is a girl.

>The crowd cheers on Lolu as he finishes his song. He appears to have actual talent, unlike Queen of the World.

"Your turn, Queenie~."
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>>32049289
Because dubstep has mind controlling properties that makes people want to go to clubs that play dubstep.
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>>32049388
Is that a dick?
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>>32049388
>I... I do not believe she is a girl.
I KNEW IT.
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>>32049388
Okay, I have no idea what is going on any more.
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>>32049388
Sing about Raindrops.
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>>32049388
Have Rena summon her friends
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>>32049388
Just mind control them.
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>>32049388
>I... I do not believe she is a girl.
I...OI
OI
THAT'S FREAKIN' HIGH QUALITY
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>>32049388
Oh. So is he your brother?
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>>32049427
Really anon?
>Lolu
>Lola
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>>32049388
Queenie you may have bitten off more than you can chew.

Are the plebs still mind controlled? If so, you might be lost.
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>>32049388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUjJXxoGy4

Sing about Raindrops. From your heart.
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Boy lolu is best lolu
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>>32049388
That Bulge..
Wait, what the fuck?
Do your best Queenie!
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>>32049388
Crap, we should have brought Chet. I don't know why he'd be good for this situation b-- Oh wait, I remember.
>that bulge
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>>32049388
They must be anime fans. If they're fans of anime, they're probably fans of Jojo, too! Do any of you know how to play "Walk Like an Egyptian"?
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>>32048663
>>32048732
Bullshit. Full body >>> flat boredom any day of the week.
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>>32049388
Queenie, you need to sing about your friends, how much you cherish them and all that gay stuff from the bottom of your heart.
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>>32049438
It'll be cute.
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>>32049388
Fempire is best vampire.
You should fuck him.
Cute little femboy slave~
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>>32049388
Ok, Larro, that was a tweest I was not expecting. At. All.
Kudos, ya got me.
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Is that Sparkle's son?
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>>32049388
Do a song with lots of humming. You're really really good at humming, trust me!
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>>32049388
Let it wail, Queenie, and NO CHEATING. Your pride is on the line.
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>>32049388
Sing about How your Hair got Ruffled
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>>32049496
Lolu is best
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>>32049388
Sing about how your time out in the desert with Raindrops made you feel. Put some FEELING into it.
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Rolled 3

>>32049388
Look, you need to up the ante.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Also, will you lose at being cuter to a boy dressed like a girl, Queen?

Is he the superior Queen here as a Drag Queen?

I think not.

Time for you to work with your team and have a heartwarming victory.

Also, possibly have someone unnoticed like Rena call the cops because that outfit is indecent as hell.
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>>32049554
If you are gay for dicks, maybe.
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>>32049388
Queenie, I hate to break it to you, but you are not actually a good singer.

Still, what the fuck is up with this guy? He's doing some foul play. I know it.
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>>32049388
You...you probably shouldn't have Raindrops touch him. Her hair ruffling skills are reserved for you and you alone. Besides, being forced to ruffle some underaged ladyboy might be a real drag for her.
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>>32049605
You saying you don't like dicks?
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>>32049644
I dunno, gang. I'm pretty experienced with traps and I don't think there's any here.
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>>32049388
Sing the song of your people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0bA_NZ3vI
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>>32049388
You need to win!
I want to see hair ruffled trap!
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>>32049605
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>>32049388
Right now you are falling right into Lolu's trap. You need an edge here, because Lolu isn't playing fair.
Have Rena distribute money to anyone willing to come cheer for you
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>>32049388
Oh my god it's your genderswap. What's with that red outline? Are those real glasses or is that some form of magic?

Put on your own glasses! Also, sing from the heart. With passion, with your friends.
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>>32049662
Fukkin Carlos I'm sick o yer shit.
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Rolled 14

>>32049695
You also didn't notice Daphne ditching you to go on adventures with Shaggy and Scooby alone in a van.

So yeah, Fred, gonna have to have you tell me what's with that first before I trust your keen senses.
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>>32049388
Okay, this is a problem.

But we can deal with this.

We have one of the Monsters here. Have them quickly mutate your voice box into something with supernaturally good singing, like a siren's. They can do that, right?
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>>32049605
I am pretty okay with this.
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>>32049644
>He's doing some foul play.
He's smuggling sausages. That's so underhanded, it's a reacharound.
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>>32049388
Take a look at the crowd. Do they look like they do when you're controlling them?
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>>32049755
From what we've seen, they actually look better.
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>>32049749
Not that you need it to win, it's just... you're using your superior tactical mind to bring every advantage to bear, so that Lola may be utterly crushed by the full might of your superiority. Yeah, we'll go with that.
>>
Wait. If the people here are gathered to see a cute guy, we need to bring out an even cuter guy.

Someone fetch Ben, and have him take care of his son. That'd be cute enough.
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>>32049388
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
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>>32049799
This Anon might be on to something.

And the only thing that can stop a vampire (besides silver bullets and a cross), is another vampire!
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>>32049821
Wait! What if we have the matriarch just summon a ton of little monsters to cheer for us?
We just need more cheers than he gets!
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>>32049799
This. Nothing can stop the adorable power of Benben Rosario von Sparklebutt.
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>>32049889
OF COURSE!
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>>32049889
That might backfire. But she could at the very least summon Ben and Sparkle.
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>>32049889
gaaaasp

if we cheat using something other than our mind control powers, we WIN!
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>>32049920
We're still a villain at the end of the day.
AND WE'RE GOOD AT IT
ostensibly
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>>32049821
Sorry about linking your post.
I forgot to delete the numbers after clicking your post to open the reply box.
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I will not cheat to win. I will take your advice, voices. I will sing from my heart about the things I care about that aren't me!

"Peasant Band! Give me a soft beat to sing to! Caffornicator Peasant! Play very lightly! Raindrops, stand in the crowd! Right in front of me!"

>They all follow her orders and get into position. Lolu sits down on a couch that wasn't there before and watches, a smug smile on his face.
>Queen of the World takes a deep breath and begins singing about the one thing she cares about more than herself.
>The song is far from perfect as the rhythm that Queen sings to is different than any that modern people play with and she has to stop to think of new words. But when she's stuck she simply opens her eyes and looks ahead. By the end of her song she doesn't hear a sound from the crowd. She opens her eyes and expects them to frown or look upset but instead they simply stand there. The silence is not one of anger but of simple shock.
>No one honestly expected Queen to sing of anything other than how great she is, especially the girl in the front of the stage.
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>>32049960
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>>32049960
I think Freddy Raindrops just popped a ladyboner.
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>>32049960
BEST CONFESSION EVER
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>>32049960
>that mustache
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>>32049960
Truly a mustache worthy of Freddie
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>>32049807
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now I get it.
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>>32049960
>That fucking mustache
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>>32049960
Is rena here?
She followed to watch, right?
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>>32049960
NOW KISS HER YOU FOOL.

But wipe off the mustache first.
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>>32049960
oh god
we only though the /u/boats had been sunk
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>>32050032
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>>32049960
LL: "........... Best two out of three."
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>>32050097
>Now suck his dick
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>>32050035
(Ex-)Magical girls are pure. They reproduce through hair rubs and affectionate nuzzling.
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>>32050097
"no"
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>>32050097
We had a deal you trampy trap.
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>>32050097
THE RUFFLING.
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>>32050097
HAHAHA

No. You're Queen's little bitch now.
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>>32050097
NOPE.
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Rolled 14

>>32050097
Seems like an awkward way of sitting, Lolu, like you're hiding something.

Besides, no. Queen won. That means a deal is a deal.
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>>32050097

Do what you must, I have already won.
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>>32050097
RAINDROPS, ATTACK!

QUEEN OF THE WORLD SHOWS NO MERCY
she's a villain after all
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>>32050097
While it may not be Rome, do as the Romans do and give his idea a thumbs down.
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Rolled 20

>>32050097

....Are you hiding a boner, lolu
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>>32050097
maniacal laughter over your victory, go.
Then get your band together to do a just-for-fun performance of the champions thing now that you have an audience.
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>>32050097
Why don't we let the public decide?
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>>32050097
"Ha! You expect the Queen of the World, greatest of all villains to show you mercy? Raindrops, you may begin the hair ruffling any time you are ready."
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>>32050097
Time to owe up, LL.
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>>32050161
THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN
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>>32050097
Own up to your loss you filthy ladyboy hooker.

Ask that filthy skank why he dares to look like you, too.
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>>32050161
Yeah, is he hiding it?
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>>32050097
SORRY BITCH, WE WON
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>>32050161
Boner detection roll critical success.
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>>32050097
Well, we've already beaten him in singing. What else are we willing to challenge him in? And what else is he willing to wager?
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>>32050112
That works too. Raindroos deserves something for putting up with Queenie's crazy bullshit because she loves her, though.
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>>32047576
I suggested MM+++ and Robomaid precisely because they've all been around long enough to have done this before.

Dollars to donuts Queenie has just forgotten.
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>>32050207
Well, technically, this was retroactive paying off a loan up to this point.

'Cause Raindrops raped Queen. Magical girl-style. In her sleep.
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>>32050097
Hate to be the one that bring this up, but the contest was whoever got the greatest applause.

Queen, you didn't get ANY applause. You may have sung better but according to the rules, he wins.
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>>32050097
No do-overs, instead we will now please the people with amazing performances as is fit of queens.

GO!
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>>32050242
shush.
SHUSH.
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>>32050242
You dare question the validity of the mental applause Queen received, peasant?
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>>32050242
Isn't stunned silence the greatest of applause?
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>>32048952
Arriving late to this thread, I can't help but think I've heard the name Lolu before-

Wait.

WAIT

Oh...oh yes this will be glorious.

all that time spent chilling in the hug box is worth it.
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>>32050242
Fug.

RAINDROPS, START HAIR RUFFLING BEFORE HE FIGURES OUT HE WON BY TECHNICALITY!
Rape, you magical molester, you.
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>>32050241
That wasn't rape, that was...proactive villain subduing. Besides, she doesn't even remember it thanks to her tragic death amnesia.
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>>32050349
Raindrops remembers. And Pepperidge Farms too.
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>>32050242

This is true, those were the rules.
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>>32050301
I don't get it
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>>32050367
>Pepperidge man
>Perfect memory, forever
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>>32050242
Who cares about that.

What's important is, Queenie has her friends and they now know how important they are to her.
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>>32050242
If Lolu decides to bring this up, just turn to the crowd and ask them what they thought of it.
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"Nope. You've lost. You may have some people under your control but you don't have what I have..."

LL: "What would that be?"

"Elegance. You pale in comparison to the glory of the Queen of the World! Now, submit!"

LL: "I... I... Wait! Hold on! They didn't clap for you at all! The rules said they had to clap! I win this round! I-"

>Someone approaches him silently from behind.
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Tell her round 2 has to be Space Jam.
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>>32050499
RAPEDROPS GO!
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>>32050499
Lol, u gonna get rustled
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>>32050499
You gonna get ruffled motherfucker.
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>>32050499
"You're already ruffled"
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>>32050499
> "I MUSTACHE you a question..."
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>>32050499
Queenie, it's time to be a Hero.

An Elegant, beautiful hero of the people.

One who finds victory even in defeat, and glory when she wins!

Nobless Oblige!
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>>32049388
Well...
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>>32050541
>Whoever claims to be noble must conduct himself nobly.
>(Figuratively) One must act in a fashion that conforms to one's position, and with the reputation that one has earned.

Why hasn't anyone used this for a superhero before. Queenie, this is perfect.
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>>32050499
>>Someone approaches him silently from behind.
You better hope that's for a reacharound for your awkward swimsuit boner, Lolu.
No, it's Princess Rapedrops.
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>>32050541
Hes quite evidently not knobless
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>>32050499
Are we sure Raindrops is a hero?
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>>32050541
I love it.
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>>32050499
Oh god, Caffo's expression.
That goddamn expression.
Oh god, wow.
>"Well, I know SOMEBODY who's getting some later tonight."
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>>32050574
The very hero-est
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>>32050574
We are not.
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>>32050574
She's retired I think.
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>>32050574
She's the hero dome-city deserves, not what it needs right now.

So she'll hunt for hair. In the darkness. To ruffle.

And she'll be our Dark Rapist.

Lyrical Molester Princess Rapedrops.
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>>32050574
She is a relic spelunker now, hence why she is so interested in spelunking Queenie.
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>>32050563
I think Ozymandias did that already.
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>>32050648
No, he called himself... Ozymandias.
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>>32050499
But its the ruffled hair

that makes you go insaaaaaane

Let's feel the raindrops again
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>>32050731
I'm shivering with antici-
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>Raindrops reaches over the top of the couch and gently sliders her fingers into Lolu's hair. The effect is instant as the boy gasps. Her fingers begin to dance about his head, sending his hair about haphazardly. Every once in a while she will smooth down his hair to perfect only to tussle it again.

LL: "Wh-what is she doing!? Stop it!"

"I told you what would happen if you lost. Now, I couldn't help but notice that your hair is remarkably similar to mine. Tell me, are you an alternate me from another universe?"

LL: "I'm not telling you anything!"

>Raindrops brings her hand down to the nape of his neck and runs her fingers upward, catching his hair between her fingers as she slowly brings it up.

LL: "GAH! Okay okay! I'm not an alternate version of you! I'm not! I swear!"

"Then what are you!?"

LL: "I... I'm your cousin!"

"My cousin? I... Don't remember you."

LL: "YOU NEVER REMEMBER ANYTHING! Make her stop!"

"No. How are you still alive?"

LL: "How are you- ah! H-how are you still alive!? You're not the only immortal being in this world! Seriously, she's all in my hair! Stop that!"

"Did you go through the same ritual as me? Do you have the same powers?"

LL: "I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL SHE STOPS!"
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>>32050750
MORE RUFFLING
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>>32050750
"Fine. Just don't go anywhere - now why don't we sit down and discuss things like family?"
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I'm surprised you guys aren't freaking out over her ruffling a guys hair.
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>>32050750

I dunno. Raindrops, do you want to stop?
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>>32050750
DON'T STOP. BREAK HIM COMPLETELY.

AND REMEMBER, COUSINS ARE ONLY 1/8TH INCEST.
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>>32050773
It's okay, Lolu is a trap, which is basically as good as a girl when they are in the sub position
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>>32050750
SHE'S NOT STOPPING UNTIL YOU TELL US EVERYTHING
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>>32050750
I have no direct control over her!
She's my FRIEND, not my minion!
FEEL THE AWESOME POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!
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>>32050750
I kind of want to see the bottom half of this picture now
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Rolled 8

>>32050750
Rustle him until he's as girly on the inside as he is on the outside.

Make him unable to be married and drooling, unable to help but want to give you the answers.

Help Raindrops rustle his hair.
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>>32050836
This. What's going on down below? Does he really want us to stop?
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>>32050750
First, you tell us everything, then maybe we'll consider it.

Side note, if he is our cousin, we can probably split the club in two.
Both of them get a chance to perform, bring new customers, have a family reunion, all that.
It's a win-win.
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>>32050788
Does that still stand if her parents were also cousins?
She's Egyptian royalty. Her parents may have been brother and sister even.
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>>32050750
Only if he swears to tell you everything.
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>>32050750
"That's really up to her."

"Now, what other powers do you have? And how did you become immortal?"
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>>32050750
You're a villain, Queenie. Don't ever stop.
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>>32050866
In that case, I guess it's perfectly normal for Queen to engage in a little incest.
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>>32050750
>YOU NEVER REMEMBER ANYTHING!
This makes me laugh a lot and I don't know why.
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>>32050750
You should step on his bulge gently with your heel.

For...reasons. Interrogation ones.
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>>32050889
Would you say you forgot?
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>>32050750
>>32050931
Are we doing this in public? Because I'm pretty sure that violates some sort of law.

>captcha: 500 itsongr
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>>32050750
If he really is your cousin, you and Raindrops should probably raise him to be a proper young lad befitting of your blood instead of some kinda transvestite attention whoring faggot.
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>>32050889
Well wouldn't you be frustrated about a relative always forgetting who you are?
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>>32050976
Or use him as a boy toy.
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>>32050975
It's okay, she's a hero, she knows what she's doing.

At worst, we piss off FCC Man, but ruffling is not against any broadcasting rules, so he can bite us.
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>>32050987
Its not Queenie's fault, though. You cant be mad when your grandpa has Alzheimer's, anon, he cant do anything about it.

She should give him a hug and promise not to forget anymore. She even has her journal, just in case something happens to her again.
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>>32050998
Maybe hair ruffling SHOULD be censored, like handholding is
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>>32050976
>instead of some kinda transvestite attention whoring faggot.
But that's the reason he's interesting.
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>>32050998
When do we kill FCC man?
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>>32051029
I disagree. He is just lonely.
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>>32051063
Everyone is.
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>>32051056
When we get to control EvilRena
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>>32051056
Futurama taught me such an endeavor is impossible.
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>>32051081
Yeah, but he has been around for almost as long as Queenie, except he remembers it all. Poor guy just wants his auntie back.

Hell, just look at the conditions of the bet. He just wanted Queenie to spend more time with him. He even bothered to copy her looks and her powers.
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"Raindrops, do you want to stop?"

RD: "I'm... Quite content ruffling his hair."

"It seems she doesn't want to stop."

LL: "W-wait!"

>But she doesn't wait. After a while she skips fixing his hair altogether and simply ruffles her heart out. The boy is good but he's nowhere near as tough as Queen. It isn't long before he breaks. He begins telling her everything. How he was always so jealous of her, how he knew that even in death she would return, how he tried to do the same ritual on himself but botched it horribly. He yells out, in between his gasps, that his powers are unusually high charisma, conditional immortality (he dies forever if he dies with no one adoring him and takes years to come back to life), the ability to summon really comfortable furniture, and a mind control power similar to Queen's.

"I knew it! Okay, you may stop."

>Raindrops is barely able to pull herself away but she does so.

So it seems he really is like me. A lesser me, of course. If I had not met Raindrops and Peasant Rena perhaps I would have turned out more like him. Minus the penis, of course.

Now that I have proven my superiority what do I do with him?
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>>32051203
Keep him as a love slave.
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>>32051203
... Keep him to furnish your home.
Seriously. Instant comfy furniture is best power.
Also, have him join your band, he's girly enough to count!

And what >>32051217 said
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>>32051203
>what do I do with him?
He's your family. Treat him like family.
Let him rest in your house, invite him to your performances, etcetera.
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>>32051203
love slave
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>>32051203
Obviously, he must suffer the fate he intended for you. He shall forever serve at your own club.
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>>32051203
Give him a nice hug.

He needs supportive people in his life like you did.
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>>32051228
>Treat him like family.
Have him assassinated?
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>>32051203
You're his aunt. Obviously you must show your supreme auntiness.
He's your family, after all. And owns a club you can perform in to your heart's content.
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>>32051203
Make him create furniture for you
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>>32051246
They're cousins.
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>>32051203
see >>32050976
Teach him all the things Raindrops has been teaching you.

Hell, maybe take him up on his offer and work as a singer at his club while Raindrops works as the quiet bartender who gives sagely advice while you two set him straight. Its not like you have any other way to spend your time since FCC Man shut down your beach.
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>>32051203
>but botched it horribly.
He was a she....wasn't she?
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>>32051203
>that ahegao
I can't. I CAN'T.
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>>32051203
>RD: "I'm... Quite content ruffling his hair."
>"It seems she doesn't want to stop."
She really is Princess Rapedrops.
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>>32051203
Ask the crowd. He's been mind-controlling them, after all. If they're still controlled, use your own powers to say something like "make the decision of your own free will".

If they don't have any better ideas, then you can turn him over to the police. Or let Raindrops do it. I'm pretty sure he's committed a crime of some sort.
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>>32051203
>Minus the penis, of course.
That's pretty important.

Though Raindrops probably woudn't have minded.
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>>32051203
>dat ahegao
>dat strategic placement of his "staff"
You...you weren't holding back, were you Rapedrops?
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>>32051203
Ask him about his adorable fang!
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>>32051281
>I'm pretty sure he's committed a crime of some sort.
Sausage smuggling.
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>>32051243
Yeah, pretty much this. You'd ended up similarly if you didn't run into Raindrops and Rena.
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>>32051203
Keep him as a boy toy.

Adore him.
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>>32051203
Gloat, of course.
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>>32051203
Tell him if he stops controlling people you'll teach him a better way of life. If we catch him controlling people again then we'll just get someone to kill him off so he'll be gone for a few years.

Reform your relative! Make him as GREAT as you are!
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>>32051203
Obviously, tell him you'll adore him. That's what family are for, after all.
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>>32051226
>Instant comfy furniture
Oh yes.
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>>32051404
Raindrops will help adore him, too.
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>>32051410
Why doesn't Queenie run around decked in gold and other finery anymore?
It was my fetish.
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>>32051410
Now all we need is someone who can mix delicious drinks.
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>>32051203
>spoiler
I think we need to contact the Hero Association.

Obviously Raindrops needs to be reinstated as a hero and her tag being Rapedrops.

Because seriously.

If she's not taken back up by the Hero Association, she's very clearly a villainess of personal space and sensation violation.
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>>32051443
We already have Caffo for that.
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"Hey, Lolu."

LL: "W-what..?"

"You are my cousin, correct? Then you are of royal blood and my family. I can not simply stand by while one of my kin suffers as I did."

LL: "What do you mean..?"

"I may not remember my past or you but I do know that I spent much of my life lonely. But now I have allies. You have similar powers to me so you know what I mean when I say that even when you make it so everyone adores you it's... Not the same. You must do as I did."

LL: "What's that..?"

"You must use your natural charisma and grace to obtain lots of money, then use this money to purchase wage slaves! Also, you must gain what is known as 'friends'. They are similar to slaves but are better. These peasants actually give you things sometimes without asking. They can also be fun to be around sometimes. These people who helped me sing? The one I sang about. They were my peasant friends. You need your own peasant friends."

LL: "I... I see... Even after so long you are still better than me."

"That's because I'm The Queen of the World. I'm better than everyone. That's just how it is."
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>>32051485
Can she do alcohol though?
Coffee isn't good for everything.
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>>32051490
Love slave. Make him your love slave.

It's only 1/8th incest.
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>>32051490
>I wanna see.
Dear god.
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>Egyptian
>ancient vampire
>magical ritual involving necromancy
His name is Nagash, isn't it?
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>>32051443
Lolu has his own bar, you know. He likely knows a thing or two.
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>>32051490
I see Caffo is learning new skills from Raindrops, what with her hand placement there.
And you know with a black bar of THAT SIZE, he's packing in his pants.
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>>32051490
C'mon! Femboy trap love slave!
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>>32051490
>You are my cousin, correct? Then you are of royal blood and my family.
In ancient Egyptian royal terms, this means they have to get hitched and make babies.
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>>32051490
>caffo restraining FCC man
truly she is best character
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>>32051490
Looove slaaaave
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>>32051504
There's Kahlua.
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>>32051490
Alright, take him in as your student. He has much to learn.
And has money and a bigass club you can sing in and hang out with your friends.
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>>32051557
So much this.

I'm just imagining the three some right now.
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>>32051490
Caffo is the best hero.
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>>32051490
According to ancient egyptian customs, only royalty was suitable to breed with royalty.

Raindrops is a magical girl, which counts as royalty.
The three of you must become lovers. It's science.
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"Now, go to your club and begin reworking it. It shall be known as The Nile and it shall be our club."

LL: "You can't just take my club!"

"I'm not taking it. We will share it. Raindrops told me sharing is important and it is the first step to you becoming almost as good as me. Don't you want that?"

LL: "I... Yeah."

"Good. You shall be there as eyecandy and I will perform my amazing music there. We will be unstoppable!!! (but mostly me)"

>Lolu goes off to change the club and the band disbands. Raindrops approaches Queen of the World.

RD: "Hey, uhm.... About that song... Did you really mean it? Like, what you were singing?"

"Hmm? Of course I did. You are the best peasant friend I have."

RD: "Ah... Yeah, I figured."

... My royal senses tell me something is amiss.
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>>32051648
She loves you you fool!
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>>32051648
TELL HER YOU LOVE HER, GODDAMN YOU

Don't tell me Rena's asexuality is spreading.
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>>32051648
i, uhhh, like the moustache?

seriously, though, queenie. ask her to comb your hair
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>>32051648
She wants to be more than friends, Queenie.
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>>32051648
"Also, I want to tongue-punch your fart-box."
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>>32051648
It's the mustache. Lean in and take it off, carefully.
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>>32051648
She has romantic feelings for you, and she's disappointed that you only see her as a friend.
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Rolled 20

>>32051648
Queen, follow your heart. What you want isn't friendship.

You know, deep down what you want.

Admit it.

Don't pull a Rena.
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>>32051648
>LL: "You can't just take my club!"
She's older than you and higher in the line of succesion of your royalty.
Technically your stuff is her stuff by existing.
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>>32051648
Okay that mustache is bothering me.
Remove it. With your mouth.
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>>32051648
Anata wa, baka?
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>>32051671
>>32051648
ask her for the ruffle
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Rolled 9

>>32051648
Just a friend, or do you want to be more than just friends, Queenie?
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>>32051648
Don't be a Rena, Queen. Don't make her spell it out for you.
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>>32051648
I think she's hungry, you should like, get friend burgers or something because you're friends.
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>>32051698
>that 20
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>>32051648
Offer her your hair to be ruffled. BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE.

JUST A MINUTE.

AND ONLY THE TIPS OF HER FINGERS.
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>>32051648
Lick that mustache off her face.
Then tell her you love her.
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>>32051648
Don't tell me you have no romantic feelings for her? She like-likes you!
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>>32051648
Tell her you love her. Please. Please do it. Please mean it. Please.
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>>32051648

Queenie, she may want to be your consort.
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>>32051648
Are you a lover of women queen?

If so she wants to become your concubine,

If not then just stay as is.
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>>32051648
Reassure her by saying you'll always be the best of friends. Friends.
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>>32051648
>you and me (but mostly me)
Thanks for the flashbacks, Larro.
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>>32051661
>>32051698
>>32051743

Please don't force feelings on people like with Rena, that was one of the (many) reasons it backfired
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>>32051648
use your QUEENLY RULING ABILITY to detect the problem and repair it.
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>>32051648
Clearly she wants ruffling privileges.

You should give them to her.
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>>32051853
Yes, this seems right.
Give Rapedrops exclusive rufflerights to your hair.
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>>32051648
Queen, she thought you were confessing your romantic love for her
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>Writing
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>>32051897
>Please is waiting calmly
>Raindrops is raping
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>>32051897
Waiting warmly.
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>>32051897
Should we prepare for depth charges?
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Ah, I see.
It is hard for me to tell these things.
But I am not so foolish to not recognize it once it has been pointed out.

"Raindrops."

>Raindrops is just about to walk away when Queen of the World pulls her close. She tiptoes up and kisses the architect firmly on the lips.

"You are the most important person in my life. You are not just a friend peasant to me. You are so much more."

RD: "W-wha... I..."

"I would send anyone else to the dying pit if they attempted to ruffle my hair. You are different. I love you."

RD: "I..."

"I know that not loving me is impossible but I would like to get a little confirmation that you share the same feelings. A nod or something similar."

>Raindrops nods.

"Good. Then we are no longer Queen of the World and Peasant Raindrops. From now on you shall my Queen of the Sky. My Raindrops."

RD: "..............."

"Now, let us go! I must make sure my foolish cousin is not ruining my new club! Come!"

RD: "........ Wha? Ah! I'm coming!"

>The stunned architect regains her composure and runs after the Queen of the World. She had already gotten a headstart but that was fine. The architects head was buzzing with questions and thoughts that she had no control over. Hopefully the run would give her a moment to take reign of her thoughts...
>As the Queen runs ahead she can't help but smile. She'd finally gotten someone to love her without using her powers. It was a curious feeling but one that she did not mind in the slightest.

This is going into my Book of Cherished Memories for sure.
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>>32052218
>"Good. Then we are no longer Queen of the World and Peasant Raindrops. From now on you shall my Queen of the Sky. My Raindrops."
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>>32052218
>>"Good. Then we are no longer Queen of the World and Peasant Raindrops. From now on you shall my Queen of the Sky. My Raindrops."

What is this warm feeling in my gut

why can't I stop smiling

guys

guys

is this happiness
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>>32052218
Dawww.
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>>32052218
>that FCC man battle in the background
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>>32052233
>>32052218

... wait. Mission accomplished.
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>>32052218
Looks like someone's getting the ruffle tonight.
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>>32052218
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>>32052218
Eh, it's alright
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>>32052218
Lewd!
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Now I wonder what happened to the other universe's Queen of the World and Raindrops.
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>>32052233
>>32052277


Damn, the depth charges misses\d
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>>32052305
That's probably because this U-boat has surfaced as bisexual.
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>>32052323
>That's probably because this U-boat has surfaced as hairsexual.
FTFY. The only reason Lolu got any was because his hair was almost as perfect as Queenie's. Only almost.
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>>32052218
I'm not a big fan of this particular ship, but dawwww
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I'm assuming you meant archeologist and not architect for this thread.

...unless Raindrops also designs buildings in her spare time.
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>>32052218
Well, that was fun.
RENA:
did you see any of this? Any at all?
I feel like this is something rena would have LOVED to see. She'd be dawwing almost as hard as when she saw the egg.
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>>32052346
>...unless Raindrops also designs buildings in her spare time.
She builds ships. Unsinkable ships.
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>>32052218
Sun and Rain confirmed.
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>>32052218
Hooray!

Wow, Raindrops was so stunned she forgot she was an archeologist!
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And so ends another chapter, I hope you all enjoyed it.
As usual I'll be posting the start time for the next one on the twitter but don't expect it for a bit as finals week is coming up.

>>32052346
She builds tiny buildings. Out of dinosaur bones. Don't question her hobbies.
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>>32052218
>"Good. Then we are no longer Queen of the World and Peasant Raindrops. From now on you shall my Queen of the Sky. My Raindrops."
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>>32052381
Thanks for running!
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>>32052381
>She builds tiny buildings. Out of dinosaur bones.
For tiny dinosaurs to live in?
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>>32052381
Your drawing skills have improved Larro
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>>32052381
Still waitan on Monster and Matriarch disco fever.
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>>32052363
Wouldn't that be a shipwright?
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>>32052381
Thanks for running, man. Great thread as always.
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>>32052425
They're houseboats.
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>>32052218
>This is going into my Book of Cherished Memories for sure.
Oh gods, I know what this means. Chekov, you bastard, keep your guns locked up where they belong!
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>>32052323
Not even a /u/boat can make it to its destination without coxswain.
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>>32052420
Monster Master isn't the only one with an awkward period.
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>>32052615
Okay, now that we have to see.
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>>32052615
That is glorious
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>>32052615
Please, someone or OP, write a short story about this.
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>>32052615
This has been a wonderful thread.
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>>32052615
I'm glad the Monster lost weight after they got married.
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>>32052615
Groovy, man
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>>32052615
>dat young Monster Matriarch
You need to run a how-they-met/dated Simpsons-esque flashback episode with these two.
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>>32052615
monster matriarch is a super fly momma.

She probably has piles of suitors.
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Does this mean Angelic is the first quester ever to become 2D?
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>>32052933
Of course not, raindrops is a whole different thing.
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>>32052933
I'd argue Raindrops is more based on Angelic than his/her/its expy.
Where are they anyhow? STC turned out surprisingly decent.
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>>32050773
Raindrops is Hairosexual. That ovrrides all other concerns.

On top of that, this was queenies idea so she obviously doesn't subscribe to ridiculous modern ideas of fidelity
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>>32053074
>On top of that, this was queenies idea so she obviously doesn't subscribe to ridiculous modern ideas of fidelity
Raindrops is her Queen. Ruffling someone else so incredibly beneath her station is less offensive than flashing a servant.
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>>32051440
FCC man
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>>32053267
>>32051440
she probably sold most of it.
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>>32052218
OH GOD! Finally someone has found love in Hero Quest.
Queeni a best.
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>>32053393
Ummm... What about MGS and Ben?
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>>32053393
MGS and Ben, turbonerd.
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>>32053393
Spine Ravager.
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>>32053393
Bridge-
.........
ooooh, nevermind
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>>32053393
Pretty much everyone BUT Bridgette and I guess Rena have found love, you know. Or do only lesbians count to you?
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>>32053503
Spine ravager centric episode of hero quest. Imagine it.
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>>32053880
How would that work?
>You are Spine Ravager.
>[ ]Ravage spine
>[ ]Ravage spines
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>>32054052
>You are Spine Ravager, and you are about to go on a date with that nice Spine Ravagess you met the other day.
>[ ] Ravage a spine for her, she might appreciate it.
>[ ] Then again, she might prefer to do it herself. Ravage one for yourself anyway.
>[ ] Reminisce fondly about Rena.
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>>32054120
>[X] Ravage Ravagess's Ravagemaker spine
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>>32054241
>[X] Reticulate spine
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>>32054241
>yfw ravaging his species' spinal equivalent is just part of their elaborate courtship ritual
>yfw all he ever wanted was to be loved
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>>32054327
Just like everyone else in Hero Quest, all this time he was just looking for a friend.
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>>32054346
He only ever wanted to be friends...
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>>32054405
Ah, Rena's first victory.
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>>32054405
That was someone else entirely. Someone who threatened to eat Rena for being so annoying.

Though I imagine Bridgette would have done the same.
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We're up to 558 replies. I'm kind of disappointed that I didn't call out 555.
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>>32054468
I mean, 558 posts. Not replies.

And it's 560 now.
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>>32054468
>>32054492
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>32054682
I assume you're going to rage for the rest of the topic, then?
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Anyone else a little sad that Lolu didn't end up Queenie's boytoy?
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>>32054743
No. Its bad enough she is using him as a showgirl...boy...thing.
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>>32054743
No.
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>>32054743
What makes you think he's not?
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>>32054743
Not really
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>>32054743
No.
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>>32054756
Well, that's kind of what he was doing on his own anyway.
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>>32054792
Yeah, but its her job as a responsible adult to correct his behavior.
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>>32054814
She's only got a few years' worth of memories, though.
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>>32054847
Less than that, seeing as she died to catgolem.
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>>32054868
I'm counting the years she lived as a child before dying the first time.
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>>32054814
I think that's her plan but only for other things. She doesn't seem to care about his... Flamboyance.
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>>32054912
She probably finds it flattering in all likelihood.



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