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>You are now controlling the Queen of the World. She stands in front of a mirror and belts out the hot lyrics to her newest hit song. Well, it's not quite a hit yet but the people she paid to listen to her said they liked it after she gave them a hundred dollars.
>The Queen is setting up to enter a contest called 'Newest Talents'. Technically she shouldn't be entering this one since she's been talented since she was born. That was a few centuries ago, not exactly new. Still, no other place was willing to take a Villain as amazing as her so this venue had to do.
>She plans on entering the contest with the song she wrote herself, 'I Am The Best'. Raindrops advised against it but she insisted.

Hmm... Yes. I sound perfect, as usual, but I feel the song is missing something... I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>32046064
Back up singers.

>>32046064
Demand Raindrops assist by playing the cowbell

>>32046064
Honesty.
People hated you. You're not the best, you're just getting better.

>>32046064
I think it might help if you sang about something else. People won't be satisfied with life just by your awesomeness; there's a whole world of different subjects that you can use in your music.

Try singing about something that makes you passionate. Like your favorite flowers.

>>32046064
Robotic back up singers.

>>32046064
You need an outfit that shows more skin.

>>32046064
[x] >>32046101
Draft Raindrops in.

>>32046064
Ask what Raindrops thinks. Maybe she would like to join you as a backup dancer/singer?

Maybe Hissy could add something?

>>32046064
You need to make it something people can relate to! Talk about your struggles in being the Queen of the World!

>>32046064
Back-up singers and a stage show. Pyrotechnics, wind-machines, the works.

It's missing maracas.

>>32046064
Palm leaf waving backup dancers.
But no backup singers. they'd steal your limelight.

Maybe you could write a song about how great the listener is?

I mean, your greatness is self-evident, but lots of the little people could use the morale boost

>>32046064
It's missing skill and a good singing voice. Better you hear from me than the judges.

>>32046064
>Dat Drops
Concentrated cute aimed at my heart.

Maybe... a Hero to play villian to? Who's on your Arch list?

>>32046064
The problem is everyone already knows you're the best! How do you expect to wow the audience with such obvious lyrics? People want surprises, originality. Maybe you should try a different topic?

>>32046064
I think what you need, Queeny, is a band.

>>32046298
Is Queen sure she wants to still be a villain? Why'd she join up in the first place?

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>>32046064
You need some talent.

>>32046064
Why don't you try to make it a song about how you didn't used to be the best, but now you are? Make it a song about your comeback!

>>32046298
Try "Stay" by Shakespears sister.

>>32046298
I think Raindrops?

>>32046319
No better way to find out than try it out.

But its not really the hero villain thing we're interested in. It's the sense of competition provided by an arch-rival.

Automatic pop drama.

>>32046064
>I feel the song is missing something...
Mid-song wardrobe change.

Oh, and endless fan hype.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVVTZgwYwVo

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>>32046325
>>32046250
... Excuse me?

Backup singers...Perhaps. But wait, they would steal the spotlight from me! The crowd is in for a treat and I will not have my voice overpowered back my Singing Wage Slaves.

>>32046225
What are those?

>>32046187
He is my microphone right now.

>>32046180
But of course! Why should I deny the audience a chance to see my form? It would be criminal!

>Queen of the World changes into a new, more revealing, outfit.

>>32046139
I don't understand.

>>32046157
If they can not be satisfied by my presence then there is simply something wrong with them. Raindrops and Rena enjoy being around me. Why wouldn't others?

>>32046303
Hmm... That is a good point, actually. They already know of my greatness. But I can't just write another song on the fly. My genius takes time.

>>32046123
Another genius idea!

"Peasant Raindrops! Peasant Raindrops! Remove those ear obscuring things!"

>Queen of the World pulls off Raindrops headphones.

RD: "Hey, what the-Whoa there. Is that what you're seriously going out with?"

"I need your assistance. Play this cowbell as I sing."

RD: "Ehhhh.... I'm not really one for being on stage. You seriously might wanna reconsider that outfit. I can see just about everything."

"That is the point. Now, assist me with this cowbell. Please. You told me that when someone says please to me I need to do what they say. The same applies to you. So, please play this cowbell for me."

RD: "That's not exactly what I meant..."

"Please."

RD: "You really might wanna reconsider everything about this..."

>>32046370
I know Rena was too, but we want someone with stage presence who'll work as a counterpoint to Queenie.

>>32046389
You don't want to reveal EVERTHING, queeny! You've got to imply things about what's beneath, so they have to stare as they wonder.

>>32046411
Hmm. I still don't think you have enough cowbell.

>>32046389
Ask her for help with a new song, but keep the outfit.

>>32046389
The peasant Raindrops may have some wisdom, but can clearly not hope to match yourself. Still, everyone knows of your boundless beauty already, so perhaps if it would make her more comfortable while playing the bell, you could acquiesce to wearing a slightly less revealing outfit? Compromise is always a sad necessity for great leaders.

>>32046389
Tell her it's ok if she's too scared to perform in front of an audience. You understand.

>>32046389
Reconsider. The cowbell is stupid. Just get her to sing.
Also, you don't need to reveal THAT much. Teasing the imagination with possibilities is much better than just getting everything out there all at once.

>>32046389
Queen, I advise you to heed her advice and put on a little bit more clothing.
You do not want that FCC scoundrel to come crashing in and ruining everything for everyone again, don't you?

>>32046389
Good choice on the outfit. Make her play a different instrument though.

>>32046389
You know what QUEEN needs?
She needs her own Freddie Mercury. Go forth and hunt down a man in a tank top and a mustache. Like Chet Manlystache.

>>32046479
B-but Chet isn't...is he?

>>32046438
Hmm. He has a point. A certain amount of revealling is good. Teasing is better.

I know what you need to do.

>Get the Band back together.

Start With Robomaid

>>32046389
FCC Man hasn't started foaming at the mouth yet. The outfit doesn't show nearly enough skin.

>>32046506
hell yes. Robomaid on bass, Raindrops on keyboard, who for drums and guitar?

>>32046389
You should look into a stage manager who knows how to manipulate the audience and draw their eyes to you without making the rest of the stage seem empty. This will emphasize just how amazing you are.

>>32046389
Rena likes you because she's just generally a friendly person. Raindrops likes you because you share common interests (and for other reasons). Other people pretended to like you because you had mind control magic (or money).

It's not because you're extraordinarily awesome or anything, it's just normal friendship. Think about it. What could it be that makes you so amazing?

>>32046502
You put him in a tank top and start asking him to sing high notes, and it just may be...

>>32046506
Aside from anything else, Robomaid has always had the best fashion sense and absolutely impecable timing.

Monster Matriarch was almost certainly in the band too.

>>32046502
If he competes against us, we're doomed. Doomed.
A man with a tank top and a mustache is pretty much the greatest singer ever.

What we need is our own band.

>>32046524
Rena on drums (she rocks) and Caffornicator on the guitars.

>>32046479
>She needs her own Freddie Mercury.
yes.

Shut up. Yes.

Put a mustache on Raindrops and put her in a tanktop.

>>32046540
>What could it be that makes you so amazing?
Is this a trick question?

>>32046578
This is the best idea.

>>32046389

You should try looking into other famous Queens of eras bygone. See if they got successful at this, and how they did it. It's not stealing ideas, you're just borrowing ideas to make a better one.

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>>32046578

>>32046578
Now we're talking.
The mustache is non-negotiable.

>>32046566
>Caffornicator on the guitars.
Sounds good.

How many g-strings do you think she goes through in a set?

>>32046389
Maybe you should look at this from the other direction. You're looking at this as a singer, but other people will look at it as listeners. Find some music by other people that you like to listen to and think about why it works for you.

>>32046623
Zero.

Caffs life is suffering

>>32046578
>>32046479
Plan, we get BOTH Chet and mustache-Raindroops in tank tops.
Victory shall belong to QUEEN of the World.

>>32046389
Queenie dear, if you wear something TOO revealing, then you've ruined the mystery! You gotta keep their imagination going. Show off your curves, but let them think about what's under your clothes instead of letting them see everything so easily.

>>32046652
Chet with the tank top. Raindrops in the yellow jacket and white pants combo

>>32046676
FCC please.

>>32046678
Rena in the fur and tights?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAf2S6ij2gk

>>32046389
You know where this is headed, Queen. You need to make a run to the costume shop with Raindrops, AND you need to recruit Chet. Oh, and buy them new outfits.

>>32046389
Well, would ~you~ be satisfied by a world with just yourself in it?

What about Hissy? You'd miss him if he was gone.

What about bees? If there were no bees, then there'd be no honey.

>Queen enters a music contest
>Queen
>/tg/ of course demands for Freddie Mercury
Be awesome always /tg/.

>>32046645
It's okay, I go through a D String every time she shows up

>>32046745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0rVIipfE-M

Let's have sing Queen sing this.

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Ah, I see. The allure of mystery is strong. Very well! I believe I have a good outfit.

>Queen of the World changes into something far less revealing. It shows off her shoulders, midriff, and legs quite a bit as opposed to leaving her near naked.

RD: "Well that's better... But about the song you want to play..."

>>32046540
... I'm amazing. I don't understand why there is any need to question this. I am The Queen of the World.

Anyway, Robomaid on the bass... That is a good idea... I'm sure the Peasant Rena will agree to allow me to borrow her Maid Slave. Peasant Raindrops appears to be unwilling to play the cowbell. I shall instead have her...

"What kind of instrument can you play?"

RD: "I... I can play the guitar... And sing a bit..."

"Perfect. You are the only one worthy of being my backup singer. Come here, I have an idea."

RD: "What is it...?"
=====================================

RD: "What the hell is this crap!?"

"It is a costume! Wear it! Please!"

RD: "I... I don't even..."

Hmm... Now to recruit others. I don't want any big burly men here with me. My band must be filled with the most beautiful of women. Myself, Raindrops, and Peasant Robomaid. She's not really beautiful but she will simply make us look even better.
We can have a few more members, I suppose. But what should the song be? You say it should not be about me but I can't think of anything else.

>>32046788
we are the champions? have M+++ show up and play her husband like a piano

>>32046788
Ask Cynthia and Bridgette if they want to be part of your band.

Write a song about the peasants.

>>32046788
Caffornicator on drums.

>>32046788
>RD: "I... I don't even..."
This is the face of suffering. It doth please me greatly.

>>32046788
What do you find enjoyable, besides yourself? What makes you feel joyful? Or sad? Or angry? Or scared? Music is about passion, so what stirs your passions?

On a side note, Robomaid isn't a slave. She serves as a maid voluntarily. You'll have to ask her directly if you want her in your band.

>>32046788

Perhaps something about your ancient home and its grandeur? The world is largely a wasteland outside of the dome. A song about your former kingdom and lands might pique people's curiosity while telling of the greatness of your reign.

>>32046788
Rena, Caffo, Bridgette, Cynthia, Sparkle?

And there's only one song that both shows how awesome you and your friends are.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLiqEqMQyQ

>>32046788
no you need ugly women, that way they make you look better in comparison

......
get rena

>>32046788
How about a song about all of your loyal followers, and how they propel your greatness to new heights?

Caffornicator on drums, or keyboard.

>>32046788
How about "Walk Like an Egyptian"?

>>32046788
>Robomaid
>not beautiful
take that back you whore!

>>32046788
>My band must be filled with the most beautiful of women.
Obviously, you'll need Caffo. I bet she can play Sting of the Bumblebee like no other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdkNtq5Znw

>>32046886
ouch

>>32046788
Write a song about the peasants! How nice it is that they exist so there's people out there to appreciate you, and how it would be boring without them, especially the best ones. Like Rena and Raindrops.

>>32046788
CAFF
AAH AHH
SAVIOR OF THE HEROVERSE
She's CAFF
AAH AAH

>>32046889
Nah, we're not on a stardust crusade.

>>32046863
Caffornicator is gottagofast.

She should be our Skwisgar. She needs to play bass.

>>32046788
>You say it should not be about me but I can't think of anything else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuhja7y4TM

>>32046925
I think you mean "we're not on a Stardust Crusade YET."
With all these vampires running around and multiple universe shenanigans, it's just a matter of time

>>32046788
QUEEN, QUEEN, QUEEN
HISTORY HAS ALREADY PROVIDED YOU WITH THE PERFECT REPETOIRE!

Queen, go play Queen. That way people won't be confused when they see Raindrops.

Play Made in Heaven. Because you were made in Heaven (obviously).

>>32046788
Sing about your kingdom! The BEST Queen has the BEST kingdom!

>>32046925
I wanted to let you know I appreciated this joke.

>>32046788
Walk Like an Egyptian. Anybody who can't stand it has the bad taste of a liar.

>>32046788
>... I'm amazing. I don't understand why there is any need to question this. I am The Queen of the World.
Well, if someone's awesome or fantastic, there must be some specific reason for it. Someone who fights to defend her people at the risk of her own life is awesome. Someone who inspires hope in those who have none is awesome. Someone who finds the cure to a deadly disease is awesome. What do you think makes you awesome?

Guys, guys, guys.
I just thought of a big problem.
What if Chet Manlystache is there at the contest?
And he's doing a Freddie Mercury cover?
And he's wearing a tank top?

>>32047026
You think Queenie would lose to a mere peasant? Blasphemy!

>>32046788
Caffornicator on drums.
>>32047026
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

>>32047026
It's "New Talent" and you can bet your britches that the Hero Association has been whoring out his Freddie impression for too long for Chet to qualify

>>32047050
>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
>>32047048
>>32047026
>Chet vs. Raindrops vocals fight for best Mercury
oh god i cannot contain this boner in the confines on my weak bflesh body

>>32047026
Then we'll need to out-glamor him.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLc88eGLwPs

>>32046788
Princes of the Universe.

>>32047026
CHET!

A-AH!

We should ask Rena if she could invite Jade and her friends to act as our adoring public.

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I have decided! The song we shall sing is We Are The Champions by this homage band! Clearly they recognized my greatness.

>>32046874
I... I enjoy uhm...
...
...
...
...
Anyway! I shall as the Robomaid Servant if she will join my band! I need more people to play things!

>Queen of the World gathers up a few friends to help her. Bridgette declines saying she's not good being in front of people unless she's robbing something. Cynthia refuses to come if Caffornicator will be there. Monster Matriarch is more than willing to join up with her husband.
>Caffornicator says she ain't good at music but she'll try anything once.
>Robomaid, after asking Rena, says she will join. She immediately downloads everything about Queen, the culture of his music, and the time period that he came out in. She learns how to play the bass and joins up. Robomaid and Monster Matriarch appear in costume.

Hmm..
Yes. This group pleases me. The stage manager says that she will ensure that the spotlight is on me.
I haven't had much practice singing this 'Champions' song but with my natural talent it shouldn't be too difficult. And if anyone else is here we will crush them with my music!
Am I missing anything else?

>>32047392

Nope, go get'em Queenie

>>32047392
Is Caffo looking at monster MILF or the robutt?

>>32047392

A brief rehearsal before you go on. Getting a feel for the song never hurts, even the best of the best can mess up by tripping up a note.

>>32047392
okay, practice, and have peasant Rena go and detain chet manlystashe. have them talk about manly things, like mario kart

>>32047392
You DID...practice, right? As a group?

RIGHT?

>>32047392
Wear something more revealing anyway.

>>32047392
Practice, not matter how awesome you are queen it is always best to get a feel for what is to come.

Also a band name,

>>32047392
DO practice. If not for your benefit- your band needs to rehearse!

>>32047392
Someone to manage the lights/sound levels
Practice
More coordinated costumes

>>32047392
Practice first.

>>32047392
You just need your microphone and you're good to go!

>>32047392
Get Jade Revolver. Something tells me she'd be good at this.

...or at least could do the tamberine or something

>>32047426
Her position at the back of the band ensures she does not have to choose. She may look where she pleases at her leisure.

>>32047392
Practise, practise, practise. You of course are already perfect, but the others will need to rise to your greatness.

>>32047392
Alright, you'll need to practice before the show.

Ask Rena if she could come and invite some friends over to cheer for you. You need some fans in the audience, at least to get the other people going. Maybe even go out and get everyone a matching costume, so they know you're a band?

>>32047467
She'd probably be the one to write-in Chet vocal-dueling Raindrops.
Then some chuuni shit occurs.
Like the ghost of Freddie Mercury comes down from Made in Heaven to judge them, find them both wanting, then proceed to give the audience the true essence of Freddie Mercury from beyond the grave.
Which would obviously outshine Queen.
And it just escalates from there.
That's what Jade Revolver would do if we involved her.
So let's involve her.

>>32047392
Do you know how to wield Hissy in the most assured manner? This is critical.

Rolled 14

>>32047392
Why is Robomaid so based?

But yeah, normally around now a rival band shows up.

I expect some Freddie Mercury Chet with his band.

Either way, you need to practice as a team before preforming. Don't get a bunch of people together and not know what to do.

It always ends in disaster.

Rena will wreck you with her band that comes out of nowhere, learning to love music and then sacrifice her newfound beloved hobby to gain magic

>>32047501
Sounds like a plan.

>>32047515
oh god are we still on the trying to cheat the system to make shit happen thingy?

>>32047392
>Monster Matriarch is more than willing to join up with her husband.
The period when Queen was at their height was probably their heyday. It's probably nostalgic for them.

And nostalgic married couples of course join cover bands of their old favorite bands.

Rolled 18

>>32047544
probably.

C'mon the music of magic teaching Rena the ways of magic!

Her getting the Jeweled Sword of Zelretch and becoming the successor to Zelretch's bullshit is cool too

Queen of the World, you need to pose more. Your group must have the fabulousness, skill, and ingenuity of Joseph Joestar to win.

>>32047576
Damn it, now I want to see those two in the ridiculous 70s wear.

The Monster has an afro.

>>32047642
larro after quest bonus pic plz

>Writing

>>32047642
>>32047658
I hear ya.

>>32047642
>>32047658
Seconded. Monster and Monster Matriarch looking fondly on their teenage photos, and their kids looking at their haircuts in various expressions of laughter, disgust, and confusion.
>Dad, you had an afro?
>You don't have hair!
>DAUGHTER-CREATURE THAT WAS BEFORE I BECAME MALE-PATTERN BALD, I ASK YOU NO LONGER SPEAK OF THAT

>>32047696
Also Queenie's costume choice in detail.

Rolled 2

Be prepared for Cynthia and characters who have siblings to be the rival, also inspired by another band group.

Their group's inspiration?

Twisted Sister

>>32047728
will S-Class villain Sister be a member?

All I know is Robomaid needs to play Electric Barbarella

>>32047720
I will commission this if I must.

Either that, or Queenie performing a slow striptease atop the dead body of FCC-man, before a large crowd.

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Practice! Of course! I may be ready but the other peasants need some preparation.

"Alright! We shall sing this Champions song until you are all as good as me!"

RD: "Queen, I think you may need to stop listening to the voices in your-"

"Begin!"

>The ragtag band practices for the better part of an hour. Monster Matriarch seems to actually be quite skill with a piano, or at least her husband is. She has a nostalgic look on her face as she plays. Caffornicator breaks several drum sets before she finally gets that she needs to slow down a bit.
>Robomaid is perfect but her play lacks a certain something... It's a bit... Robotic. But that's to be expected. Raindrops is actually quite skilled with her guitar.
>Queen's singing makes everyone cringe but they're too polite to say anything.
>Once she feels the band is ready she waits for her turn to play. The stage slave calls out her band The Ouroboros to the stage.

"Greetings, peasants! I am The Queen of the World and today we will rock-..."

>Queen of the World looks out and sees that only Rena and Jade Revolver are in the crowd. Rena waves at her.

...
What is the meaning of this?

>>32047838

They're clearly all invisible. Play on

>>32047838
JADE AND PEASANT RENA AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE TO HEAR YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

>>32047838
Storm out in a rage
demand the stadium be filled

>>32047838
SING ANYWAY.

FOR ONE SUBJECT IS AS GREAT AS A THOUSAND.

SING AND BE ADORED.

>>32047838
Well, ask them what is the meaning of this.

>>32047838
Maybe it was not advertised enough

>>32047838
You're not wearing glasses.

IT'S MIND CONTROL TIME. FILL UP THAT ROOM.

>>32047867
What's that line from small gods...

>>32047838
>What is the meaning of this?
Did you get the wrong date?

Rolled 9

>>32047838
The problem is you're too good queen. You need someone not as good to make them understand how good you are.

Recruit Rena as your partner in singing.

This plan is flawless

>>32047838
Are you here on the right day?

>>32047838
>What is the meaning of this?
My god.

Chet DID make a Queen cover band, and he has stolen your audience!

>>32047838
Sing anyway. Your band practiced a lot, and your friends are here to listen to you.

Then break into the TV station, hold everyone hostage and make them broadcast your singing to every house there is.

>>32047838
...Queen, did you die recently?

The problem is probably that people are afraid you'd use hypnosis on them. Supervillains generally don't have a good reputation.

>>32047838
>>Robomaid is perfect but her play lacks a certain something... It's a bit... Robotic. But that's to be expected.
Robomaid needs go on her own and do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ

...did FCC Man do this?

>>32047838
Did you invite anyone to this event?

>>32047838
Did you advertise at all?

How did rena and jade even find out about this in fact?

Rolled 18

>>32047838
Take off your shirt.

Sure way to make this work.

>>32048060
Clearly we must kill FCC-man.

Who is running this competition?

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>>32048092
Of course I told everyone! This should be the most widely advertised event in the city by now!
The stage should be packed!

No! This will not do! I know I got the day correct! It is outside on the poster!

>Queen of the World storms off the stage in a huff. Raindrops calls out to her but she ignores the architect's pleas.
>She looks at the poster and sees... It has been plastered over!

What!?
Who is this!?
Lolu!?

>The poster advertises a new talent known only as Lolu. It appears she's created a new club that is having it's grand opening today.

This bitch peasant took my audience! HOW DARE SHE!?

>>32048060
Probably.
>>32047838
Queenie, I'm sure that if you twerk, everything will be better.
Totally not being sarcastic here.

>>32048153
....She looks awfully familiar.

>>32048153
How did this occur!
WHAT IS GOING ON?

>>32048153
Go steal her cloak.

>>32048153
I didn't know you had a sister!

>>32048153
Crash it with your band
crush her in a rock off

>>32048153
Huh maybe it's alt queeny?

...but if so then does everybody from the altverse save Rena have one less eye than their counterpart? Is this the new goatee?

>>32048153
Is that... alt-queeny?
FUCK

>>32048153
CLEARLY YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. SET HER CLUB ON FIRE, THEN ALL THE PEASANTS WILL FLOCK TO YOUR SHOW.

>>32048153

Crash her show! Show them who the true talent is!

>>32048153
Is she a recently vamped Queenie corpse?

>>32048153
Alternate-you came through to steal your audience!
How dare she! I mean you!

>>32048153
QUEENIE!
THAT IS EVIL YOU!

she has ALL OF YOUR TALENT but is EVIL!

>>32048153
She looks like you. A lot like you.
They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but you need to investigate what's going on.

Drag everyone along as well.

>>32048153
Is there any particular reason that she looks almost exactly like you? Could she be an alternate universe version of you?

For comparison, do you have any other names besides "Queen of the World"?

>>32048153
Clearly, there is one thing you must do...

you must crash her party and CHALLENGE HER TO A ROCK-OFF!!!

>>32048153
You're a villain. Hire some Wage Slave Mercenaries and CRASH THAT PARTY.

>either altQueenie or her sister
I don't think I can handle all this fabulousness.

>>32048153
It also appears that the peasant stole your appearance. It is the only explanation as to why your audience went to her instead.

>>32048153
It is time for a Battle of the Bands

>>32048280
>>32047838
Heh, when the evil girl calls for her live band, she will find only Queenie.
And pain.

>>32048153
>Lulu
>vampire
>one eye

MIND CONTROL HER

>>32048153
Clearly your physical perfection has attracted copycats.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
go highlander on her and her cheap, fat impression of Hissy

Rolled 3

>>32048153
Going yourself is a fool's act. It shows she got to you. Send Rena to destroy her plans forever as you intend: Vampire to Vampire.

Oh, and look, you just so happen to have a Rena and someone who can turn her into a vampire right there.

You're not breaking promises this way. Promise to pay Rena in food. She's weak to that.

>>32048153
This can only be responded to in one way.
Gather your minions.
And go have a battle of the bands.

>>32048384
except rena isn't becoming a vampire again

Do the Monster parents know Queenie from a previous life?

Does QOTW have a real name?

>>32048404
A man can dream though.

A man can dream.

Still send Rena, though. She'll be the scout.Meanwhile prepare for battle with your band.

>>32048443
Yeah, it's Queen of the World.

>>32048451
Rena, Bridgette and Jade.
How could Bridgette not show up to her parent's big show?

>>32048496
Maybe she's in the rebellious age

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She does look annoyingly similar to me... I am perfection but she is... Quite close. This makes me uncomfortable. I must eliminate her.

>>32048202
I do not! I was an only child!

>>32048203
Yes... I will destroy her! With my talent!

"Come, band! Pack up! We must go and defeat my new Arch Nemesis!"

>The team storms into a place known as Club Lolu. The building looks sleek and new, a sharp contrast to the club she was about to play in. Dubstep music plays loudly in the background. Once Queen and her crew enter the entire place becomes silent. A girl resting atop a chair being held by people approaches Queen.

LL: "Well well well. If it isn't the Queen of the World. So pleased to see you could join me. Have you come to admire the grand opening of my new club?"

>>32048571
ur club a shit
fite me nerd

>>32048571
Command her to submit herself to her servants.

>>32048571
uh
that's a lot of mindcontrol going on in the background there

>>32048571
Turn into ground meat and then cook into a lasagna.

Rolled 7

>>32048571
It's alternate universe vampire you, Queen.

That means you have to subdue her yourself.

Use hissy in a rope form to bind her and then make her tell you all she knows of how she got here.

Dub Step a shit.

>>32048571
Okay, she's good. Almost as good as you. But you're perfect.

Ask who she is and how dares she mess up your gig?

>>32048571
>one piece leotard
>with black slippers
She obviously does not share Queen's superior sense of aesthetic style.

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>>32048571
>that everything

Sorry, Queen. But I'm going with Lulu. She's great.

>>32048571
BATTLE OF THE DELICIOUS LITTLE BROWN GIRLS
BEGIN

>>32048571
Oh wow, she really has mind control power. That's the altQueenie. How the hell she got here?

No, the important thing now is the defeat her. WITH MUSIC.

>>32048571
Fuck banter! Just start playing!

>>32048609
YES.

>>32048571
Prove that you're better. Play your song!

>>32048571
>Dubstep music plays loudly in the background.
Well one thing is obvious, she doesn't have your good taste.

>>32048571
>mind controller vs mind controller
This means MIND WRESTLING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=din7_7s3VdE

>>32048571
Lolu is justice. Lolu is dreams.

>>32048571
Really, "lol U" is the best stage name she could come up with? A cheap riddle for a name? She's no match for yoy, my Queen.

>>32048753
don't be weird man

>>32048571
You should fight her.
By making out with her.

You know, to establish a female pecking order.

Caffo would probably agree.

>>32048732
Pretty much best girl right now. Way better than Queen and JR. Even better than MVS.

>>32048835
second best girl
you forgot caffo

>>32048850
Caffo is shit. Fite me.

>>32048663
>>32048732
>>32048835
Her mind control powers are reaching the voices in your head!

>>32048571
SHE'S STEALING THEIR ADORATION!
LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE ADORING! SHE MUST HAVE POWERS LIKE YOURS, BUT WITH ADORATION INSTEAD OF SERVITUDE!

>>32048874
oh boy
here comes the meta

>>32048867
I don't need to, you already lost by not recognizing her splendor.

>>32048867
>those opinions
You don't need violence from me, just pity.

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>>32048663
SILENCE PEASANT!

"Who are you and how dare you mess with MY concert!?"

LL: "I thought it was pretty obvious. I'm Lolu~ And I didn't mess with your concert. I just happened to be opening my new club during the same day you were going to play. It's an... Unfortunate coincidence..."

"Coincidence my butt! You've mind controlled these people here! You did this on purpose!"

LL: "Heh. That's where you're wrong, Queenie. These people here are not under my control. I don't need your powers to have admirers, they love me already. Your charisma is false and petty. It always has been. Now why don't you go home like a good girl?"

"Never! I challenge you to a battle of the bands! Mine versus yours!"

LL: "Hah. I won't even need a band to win. I'll just enter myself. Where's your band? All I see is a bunch of peasants around you."

"They... They are not just peasants! They are my friends! And you will not insult them in my presence!"

LL: "Hahaha, you're cute. Alright, I'll humor you. Tell me the conditions of this battle."

RD: "Queen... Come on, we don't need to do this. Let's just go back and play. We have a few people listening."

>>32048571
Have you got any weapons which can create a blinding flash? She needs line-of-sight to control people's minds, so that should stop her temporarily.

>>32048952
Ok Raindrops. I guess you're right. Let's go back.

>>32048952
but she's TOTALLY using mind control!
I know what mind control looks like!
It's like, more swirly and less heart-y, but SAME THING!

>>32048952
The condition is that you play to Rena and Jade!

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>>32048952
>that vampire smile

Queen, you need to steal vampire powers from her.

>>32048952
>We have a few people listening.
A friend and a friend of a friend is not a "few people," Raindrops, and certainly not worthy of Queen of the World.

Also, has old age made you WEAK? You were a magical girl!
Stand up to mean girls being mean to your girl friends! Like magical girls do!

>>32048978
no she doesn't, her mind control comes from the dubstep

>>32048952

Steal her eyepatch.

>>32048952
She filled the club with dubstep, that automatically makes this your win.

>>32048952
THEIR EYES ARE LITERALLY HEARTS. HOW IS IT NOT MIND CONTROL. NO ONE IS THAT ATTRACTIVE (Except for our Queen.)

>>32048952
No Raindrops, a Queen cannot back from a challenge.

>>32048952
>dat kitty fang smile
Welp, time to pack it up. Can't quite compete with that much cute.
Only Jade Revolver can compete with that.

Rolled 7

>>32048952
the conditions are that Lolu is to become your loyal servant forever and release the people if you win.

The queen doesn't lose.

>>32048952
"If I defeat you, you'll release everyone from mind control and not use it on my subjects again!"

I don't expect her to honor this agreement. I just want to see if she'll admit to it. If she does, then use your own powers to break everyone out of their trance and let them think freely. Be sure to phrase your orders like that, and not as a simple command for obedience; don't say "worship me instead of her", say something like "judge her with your own wills".

>>32048952
What? Can't hear you over this noise. You mind turning it off for a second or going on the rooftop to settle it?

>>32049072
Nah, that's a bit harsh. Just steal her vampiric powers and that'll be good.

>>32048952
Tell Raindrops she can see herself that these people need your help. This isn't just about you.

P.S. be careful, I suspect her version of mind control comes from whatever's behind that eyepatch.

The conditions of the battle are that you and her play in front of some impartial judges from the Hero Association that are immune to mind control.

>>32048952
>>"They... They are not just peasants! They are my friends! And you will not insult them in my presence!"

Use mind control on her servants.

Free them.

>>32048952
If Lolu loses, Raindrops gets to ruffle her hair.
That's a way to get Raindrops in on this.

>>32048952
We go to neutral ground - the city park - and play for anyone who shows up. Whoever gets more cheering wins

>>32048952
They are clearly mind controlled.

Nobody would be out of their own choice in a club where they play dubstep.

>>32049272
Then why do clubs that play dubstep exist?

>>32049289
The people who run them only feel hatred.

>>32049289
To play the Jojo OST at full volume without being judged?

>>32049289
One needs a taste of hell to truly appreciate heaven.

>>32049317
But I liked OP1 and OP2 of the first DAVID season.

Rolled 17

>>32049346
Sono Chi no Sadame and Bloody Stream are legit songs.

You need to outpose her, Queen.

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"This is a matter of honor, Raindrops. First, we shall not play here. We shall play at the park. Neutral ground. Whoever gets the most cheers wins. If I win then you must release whatever hold you have on these people!"

LL: "Haha, if you say so. I don't have any hold on these people though other than my natural charisma."

"Also you must let Raindrops ruffle your hair!"

LL: "... Eh?"

"Raindrops, do you mind!?"

RD: "Uhm... Well... N-not if you don't..."

LL: "Very well. But if I win you must join my club as a bartender. Agreed?"

"Agreed..."
=====================================

>The band meets up again at the park. The place is filled with people going about their business as Lolu's servants build a stage. Eventually she gets on stage and starts off with her own song. She sings some kinda japanese song that Queen does not understand.
>Queen gets a look at her outfit.

...
I... I do not believe she is a girl.

>The crowd cheers on Lolu as he finishes his song. He appears to have actual talent, unlike Queen of the World.

"Your turn, Queenie~."

>>32049289
Because dubstep has mind controlling properties that makes people want to go to clubs that play dubstep.

>>32049388
Is that a dick?

>>32049388
>I... I do not believe she is a girl.
I KNEW IT.

>>32049388
Okay, I have no idea what is going on any more.

>>32049388
Sing about Raindrops.

>>32049388
Have Rena summon her friends

>>32049388
Just mind control them.

>>32049388
>I... I do not believe she is a girl.
I...OI
OI
THAT'S FREAKIN' HIGH QUALITY

>>32049388
Oh. So is he your brother?

>>32049427
Really anon?
>Lolu
>Lola

>>32049388
Queenie you may have bitten off more than you can chew.

Are the plebs still mind controlled? If so, you might be lost.

>>32049388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUjJXxoGy4

Sing about Raindrops. From your heart.

Boy lolu is best lolu

>>32049388
That Bulge..
Wait, what the fuck?
Do your best Queenie!

>>32049388
Crap, we should have brought Chet. I don't know why he'd be good for this situation b-- Oh wait, I remember.
>that bulge

>>32049388
They must be anime fans. If they're fans of anime, they're probably fans of Jojo, too! Do any of you know how to play "Walk Like an Egyptian"?

>>32048663
>>32048732
Bullshit. Full body >>> flat boredom any day of the week.

>>32049388
Queenie, you need to sing about your friends, how much you cherish them and all that gay stuff from the bottom of your heart.

>>32049438
It'll be cute.

>>32049388
Fempire is best vampire.
You should fuck him.
Cute little femboy slave~

>>32049388
Ok, Larro, that was a tweest I was not expecting. At. All.
Kudos, ya got me.

Is that Sparkle's son?

>>32049388
Do a song with lots of humming. You're really really good at humming, trust me!

>>32049388
Let it wail, Queenie, and NO CHEATING. Your pride is on the line.

>>32049388
Sing about How your Hair got Ruffled

>>32049496
Lolu is best

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>>32049388
Sing about how your time out in the desert with Raindrops made you feel. Put some FEELING into it.

Rolled 3

>>32049388
Look, you need to up the ante.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Also, will you lose at being cuter to a boy dressed like a girl, Queen?

Is he the superior Queen here as a Drag Queen?

I think not.

Time for you to work with your team and have a heartwarming victory.

Also, possibly have someone unnoticed like Rena call the cops because that outfit is indecent as hell.

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>>32049554
If you are gay for dicks, maybe.

>>32049388
Queenie, I hate to break it to you, but you are not actually a good singer.

Still, what the fuck is up with this guy? He's doing some foul play. I know it.

>>32049388
You...you probably shouldn't have Raindrops touch him. Her hair ruffling skills are reserved for you and you alone. Besides, being forced to ruffle some underaged ladyboy might be a real drag for her.

>>32049605
You saying you don't like dicks?

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>>32049644
I dunno, gang. I'm pretty experienced with traps and I don't think there's any here.

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>>32049388
Sing the song of your people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0bA_NZ3vI

>>32049388
You need to win!
I want to see hair ruffled trap!

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>>32049605

>>32049388
Right now you are falling right into Lolu's trap. You need an edge here, because Lolu isn't playing fair.
Have Rena distribute money to anyone willing to come cheer for you

>>32049388
Oh my god it's your genderswap. What's with that red outline? Are those real glasses or is that some form of magic?

Put on your own glasses! Also, sing from the heart. With passion, with your friends.

>>32049662
Fukkin Carlos I'm sick o yer shit.

Rolled 14

>>32049695
You also didn't notice Daphne ditching you to go on adventures with Shaggy and Scooby alone in a van.

So yeah, Fred, gonna have to have you tell me what's with that first before I trust your keen senses.

>>32049388
Okay, this is a problem.

But we can deal with this.

We have one of the Monsters here. Have them quickly mutate your voice box into something with supernaturally good singing, like a siren's. They can do that, right?

>>32049605
I am pretty okay with this.

>>32049644
>He's doing some foul play.
He's smuggling sausages. That's so underhanded, it's a reacharound.

>>32049388
Take a look at the crowd. Do they look like they do when you're controlling them?

>>32049755
From what we've seen, they actually look better.

>>32049749
Not that you need it to win, it's just... you're using your superior tactical mind to bring every advantage to bear, so that Lola may be utterly crushed by the full might of your superiority. Yeah, we'll go with that.

Wait. If the people here are gathered to see a cute guy, we need to bring out an even cuter guy.

Someone fetch Ben, and have him take care of his son. That'd be cute enough.

>>32049388
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

>>32049799
This Anon might be on to something.

And the only thing that can stop a vampire (besides silver bullets and a cross), is another vampire!

>>32049821
Wait! What if we have the matriarch just summon a ton of little monsters to cheer for us?
We just need more cheers than he gets!

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>>32049799
This. Nothing can stop the adorable power of Benben Rosario von Sparklebutt.

>>32049889
OF COURSE!

>>32049889
That might backfire. But she could at the very least summon Ben and Sparkle.

>>32049889
gaaaasp

if we cheat using something other than our mind control powers, we WIN!

>>32049920
We're still a villain at the end of the day.
AND WE'RE GOOD AT IT
ostensibly

>>32049821
Sorry about linking your post.
I forgot to delete the numbers after clicking your post to open the reply box.

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I will not cheat to win. I will take your advice, voices. I will sing from my heart about the things I care about that aren't me!

"Peasant Band! Give me a soft beat to sing to! Caffornicator Peasant! Play very lightly! Raindrops, stand in the crowd! Right in front of me!"

>They all follow her orders and get into position. Lolu sits down on a couch that wasn't there before and watches, a smug smile on his face.
>Queen of the World takes a deep breath and begins singing about the one thing she cares about more than herself.
>The song is far from perfect as the rhythm that Queen sings to is different than any that modern people play with and she has to stop to think of new words. But when she's stuck she simply opens her eyes and looks ahead. By the end of her song she doesn't hear a sound from the crowd. She opens her eyes and expects them to frown or look upset but instead they simply stand there. The silence is not one of anger but of simple shock.
>No one honestly expected Queen to sing of anything other than how great she is, especially the girl in the front of the stage.

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>>32049960

>>32049960
I think Freddy Raindrops just popped a ladyboner.

>>32049960
BEST CONFESSION EVER

>>32049960
>that mustache