>>32038879
I'll read the 'what do' and respond, then enjoy the delicious smut.
We should probably find a river or a waterfall and take a bath.

Would like to include some husband wife shower/river cleaning smut, but maybe we should space out the sexytimes. I mean, should every waking moment and chore involve sex 24/7?

>>32038938
Actually, now that I read it again.
>"I greatly appreciate what you did for me last night. I had planned to show my gratitude with some tender affections"

I say we both bathe at the same time and clean each other. Thoroughly.

Who knows, maybe she'll get the chance to show us her affections this time.

Find a river and take a bath

>>32038879
seconding >>32039021 & >>32039280

>>32038938
>should every waking moment and chore involve sex 24/7?
I don't think you understand the concept of Text Adventure Quest

>>32038874
>>32038879
Take a bath

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Probably could've prewritten this scene. Ah well, whatever.

>>32039983
Tell adele to get dressed then (and) run like hell at the thing we saw. We might have to clean up again a bit after this. . .

>>32039983
"I saw something"
Chase it down with our manly speed

>>32039983
Completely ignore it
continue search for sord

>>32039983
I shall return
Chase the voyeur down naked, while at full mast

>>32040132
>>32040255
>>32040300
Roll 1d20 for chasing.

>>32039983
Don't chase or anythin silly like that. The horses are close enough so that we are sure nothing would be stolen without us seeing i assume?
Regardless, checking if our things are safe is the priority.

Rolled 17

>>32040363
oh fuck

Rolled 2

>>32040363

>>32040393
Good job anon

>>32040535
Stick it in his/her butt, obviously.

>>32040535
Check out what it is without letting it escape.

>>32040535
Punch her in the goddamn face.

>>32040535
"Care to tell me why you were spying on me and my wife?"

>>32040535
Keep it pinned down, but try to get a better look at it. Make sure to be careful not to let it get any limbs loose, don't want to receive a surprise kick in the dick.

>>32040535
Why don't you come over here and make me let you up

>>32040599
What? i dont... what?

>>32040611
you heard me

>>32040599
>>32040632
Yes and you sound stupid.

>>32040649
k

>>32040725
"Ah, some kind of lake fairy or pixie I not taking to kindly to a couple of bathers eh?"

>>32040725
>"lol u mad?"

>>32040725
Gift for the wife

>>32040725
"That was your pond? How would i know it? You didn't greeted us or anything when we came."

>>32041193
Thwack her face with our dick, since she keeps complaining about it.

>>32041193
Tell her you aren't fat. As an expert swordsman you're in great shape.

>>32041193
We should probably question her to see if she's seen the people we're after before we do whatever else we're going to do.

>>32041193
Haul her back to the pond so we can show the wife the peeping little pervert fairy we caught.

She's more likely to know exactly how much of a bad idea raping a fairy would be, couldn't hurt to check before we do anything rash.

>>32041272
Second

>>32041193
"Get off her. Well, i am sorry for getting my cooties in your pond, even though i had no way of knowing it was yours. Come meet my wife, she is lovely lady."

>>32041232
Seconding.
>>32041429
Don't forget to tip your fedora after saying this!

>>32041471
>being called fedorafag by the "hit her face with your dick" guy
i can't even get mad.

>>32041272
this

>>32041556
leave weird monstergirl behind
continue sord search

>>32041549
I would rather some more lolrandumb rape happens than your cringeworthy dialogue makes it in.

>>32041556
Tell her to help us find Sord or else we will piss in her pond.

>>32041556
Ask Adelle what she knows of Faeres, and what ought we to do with it.
Could it help us?

>>32041583
>>32041613
Why are we calling it sord?

>>32041556
See if she saw sord thief or anything else of interest in the area recently. If needs be, let waifu bully her a little. Try not to get an erection as she does so.

>>32041670
I started it because the w is silent

>>32041628
>>32041677
>>32041613

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It's not blackmail, misarchivist, it's just regular old rape. God.

>>32041875
>>32041875
Just leave the childish spirit thing where it belongs.

>>32041875
We let here go and find the sword

>>32041875
Could use her as bait to lure other people into a trap, if you get past the attitude that is.

She'd probably be pissed if we took her away from her pond, so let's just leave her. We have the clue we need.

>>32041875
just ditch her
go after sord thief

>>32041875
Test the elasticity of fairies.

>>32042233
Seconding.

>>32041875
Seeing as we threatened to kill her sister, it was blackmail as well. Don't get so butthurt, though, it just encourages him.

>>32041875
Leave her, go for the thief.

>>32041875
The suptg archive really is meaningless, your pastebin is a far better method for this anyway.

Also, destroy that fairy.

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>>32042286
Again, not butthurt. It's pretty pointless waste of his time, since I maintain an archive on pastebin and an image archive on postimg. I just wish he had more creative and/or relevant descriptions. These people seem to think that just misarchiving it is enough of a joke.

>>32042435
>not butthurt.
You say that, but your actions are contrary to your declarations.

>>32042435
Ask if she accepts alternative methods of payment.

>>32042435
man I really wanna follow this quest
but I missed the last couple threads and can't find them on suptg
oh well, guess I'll find another

>>32042435
>These people seem to think that just misarchiving it is enough of a joke.
Maybe because your quest is a bit of a bad joke itself. The whole Junioer encounter was utterly pointless, with zero smut and even less plot progression. Not to mention having to wait 30-40 minutes for these short updates is fucking ridiculous.

>>32042435
Ride up/down the river for a minute and pass it there.

>>32042435
Draw out our sword.
"What was that again?"

>>32042435
Threaten to give her a damned good thrashing if she doesn't step aside. She has no authority to demand tolls from us.

>>32042549
>>32042573
Yeah, that.

>>32042489
It's like you forget the time we spent a whole thread sieging an empty castle or all those golem attempts with Mr. Bones.

>>32042573
I read this as thrusting
can we change it to thrusting

>>32042624
That bit comes afterwards.

>>32042663
Point of note, how big is this troll girl and is she armed?

Okay, I have to ask, because I'm finding this a little disappointing...

Are you really trying today? Because all it's been since the first smut ended is a series of half-assed random encounters.

Usually I enjoy your quest, but today I just feel like you're phoning it in.

>>32042663
Tell her you have no money, but you'd be more than willing to pay in other currencies.

>>32042663
Seriously? Just get on with whatever you want us to do because holy shit these encounters are banal as all hell.

>>32042709
Taller than you standing, about as tall as you hunched over (which she is). Not armed.

>>32042713
I'm sorry, I dunno. Just a bad day, maybe.

>>32042663
If we have to pay to go over, does she mind if we just go around?

>>32042713
I kinda feel he's guaging our response.
We've shown were not into loli's all that much, no big complaint there. Now we've got a troll and after running away from that satyr we really need to stop running and start fighting before we forget we're a swordsage.

>>32042758
I say we practice our swordsage prowess and knock her down, we haven't really fought something that wasn't an absolute curbstomp. We're a fighter, and we should act like it.

>>32042872
Honestly I wouldn't have minded fucking the faerie or the troll, but there's no tension sexual or otherwise to convince me to make the effort to get to the stage where we can.

>>32042853
>>32042722
Also ask these

>>32042900
well, mainly because it's very much evident this is an unecessary encounter if we can easily go around the bridge.

Take for example the time Jack was faced with the Angel and her gang, or mroe recently when we were faced with the Satry with an arrow pointed at us. In those cases there was tension due to the fact we couldn't simply avoid it and we had to fight (bar in the latter case, we chickened out and I'm glad we remedied it)

>>32042900
>Honestly I wouldn't have minded fucking the faerie or the troll

Same, its just it doesn't feel like there's any good reason to take time out of the sord quest to do so. It's not like we're lacking in sex right now, and the sord is only actual objective we have.

>>32042900
Thing is, these two encounters have been boring as fuck and I find myself caring about the MC less and less as the story goes on. This forest is beginning to feel like a boat if you catch my drift.

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Sorry, this was going to be the last encounter for the forest anyways.

>>32042984
>>32042989
At least we have an objective and a plot though and aren't mulling about pointlessly like with the psion.

What's did is did, let's focus on what we can do right now and how we do it.

I would like to test our battle skills (and then some smut) against the troll, but if we are extremely ineterested in the sword, we can skip this.

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>>32042989
The ride never ends.

>>32043024
Just ignore her and go around the river. Bitch gotta earn her cum.

>>32042949
Its the same with the fairy, if she'd have held out on telling us about the sword thief then a nice filthy interrogation scene would have been in order, but as is, 'I want to see the MC fuck the fairy' isn't really enough to convince anyone, so no fairy fucking for me and no engagement for anyone else.

>>32043024
God, how anticlimactic. I almost want to kill her just for being so fucking disappointing.

>>32043024
Thanks for killing my boner for a green musclegirl. I didn't even think such a thing was possible.

>>32043024
Sod it, just go around the bridge then.

>>32043082
He never even described the troll. For all we know, she was a massive pile of hair and leaves and nothing else.

Speaking of which, you really need to do a better job giving us a mental image of the various things you are trying to get us to stick our dick into.

>>32043024
>>32043082
Yeah, even a little enticing description might have gotten me on board.

This is just sad in the sense that this troll is simply begging at this point and it is more like, paying for sex, literally a hooker. That'd be rather distasteful, let's just go.


>>32043054
> 'I want to see the MC fuck the fairy' isn't really enough to convince anyone
Well, mainly because we're doing this Jack plot style and not Psion/Mr Bones "lolrandumb (I'm not fond of that term) let's fuck everything we see" style.

Not that finding new and interesting things to lay isn't bad. . .but not like this.

>>32043136
But even with Psion/Mr Bones there was generally more buildup and interest developed, even if there wasn't an overall plot.

>>32043024
yeah descriptions would be super nice
mini bones plz

>>32043126
Yeah, it did feel more like a green blob.

He did that rather well with Despina and Chara though, he smiply forgot this time. And there was some token effort at it with the fairy.

I hope he isn't leaving a description out because of some percieved time constraint.

If Understudy has a choice between a quicker post, and a longer, more descriptive post (not overboard mind) the latter is better.

>>32043136
>Mr Bones lolrandumb
OP literally considers himself an understudy of Mr Bones, hence the name. If you dont like that style of quest, get the fuck out of here you faggot.

>>32043202
Way to completely take 3 words out of context

>>32043202
He was comparing the different style of two of Mr Bones Quests, don't be so mad.

No, sorry, I just don't think I can do this today. I'll see you next thread, Understudy.

>>32043205
"Adelle, if I had a very valuable sword and I needed to sneak it into and out of the city, where would I go?"

>>32043249
O-okay...

>>32043205
I know asking the wife is getting repetitive, but she is admittedly the brains of the two of us, so we should ask her.

>>32043205
ask the city watch if they've seen a woman with a sword
foolproof because everyone knows women use bows instead of swords

>>32043294
>>32043291
>>32043249
Why not both?

>>32043288
>Ask the City Watch if they've seen a woman with a sword
>Ask Adelle her opinion

>>32043318
Go to the docks too if we can spare it.

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>>32043249
Seconding this. I'm done for today.

>>32043318
>>32043352
Do it

>>32043737
If we have pull as a noble tell the city guard Deline Severin should be detained on suspicion of theft if she tries to leave the city.

Then check the inns for her.

>>32043847
We could do that.
These gloryseeking adventurer types probably aren't hard to find either, so we should go look for her whereabouts.

>>32043737
>Dat description
lol, least your hearing our input. Now might not be the best time since we're hot on the chase of our thief, but I wouldn't mind that sort of thing happening to every female we find (just don't run out of ideas)

If we weren't so close to our biggest lead on the thief, I'd have been up to laying that one
>"a lot of work huh, bet you don't get much time to relax"
Or something to that effect

>>32043737
>Try to get the guards to put a hold on Deline from leaving town until we can question her
>Go and look for Deline ourselves

>>32043847
>>32043941
>>32044003
Seconding

>>32044165
Well, we tried, no point in over pushing ourselves.
Find a nice place to rest and eat, maybe an Inn we haven't checked yet, and then break.

Then maybe we could do the wakeup sexings that was passed over first thread in the morning.

>>32044165
Find a place to stay for the night

>>32044313
>>32044484
Lets check out more Inn then check in for the night.

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Sorry, I'm calling it here. I feel like shit in a lot of different ways at this point. Next thread next Saturday.

I'll do some opening smut again, hopefully we'll have a better thread next time. Any votes for the scene to come will be taken into account, so suggest whatever.

>>32044868
>she woke up first
Oh darned, there goes the morning surprise.

Would like to see some breast fucking, let's feel every inch our wife.

Thanks for running, see you next saturday.

If that was a raging river and you described the Trollgirl like you described the guardswoman (and she just wasn't so disinterested and nonchallant even when offered sex) we would have had a a fight and a troll smut scene today.
That said, thanks for the smut with adelle and remember if there is ever a poor thread let it a learning opportunity, not nails in a coffin holding you back.

>>32044868
Put it in her butt.

>>32045186
this
maybe we even could have skipped the fight

>>32045186
Indeed, I am sad that we missed out on two scenes today that I would have enjoyed, but if you learn something from it, then it isn't a complete waste.

>>32045287
A fight would have made it all so worth it though.

>>32044868
Thanks for running!

>>32044983
>>32045272
Feel free to be more specific than this. The vaguer you are the harder it is to get started.

>>32045553
>Be more specific
that's embarrassing though

>smut quest
>not screwing the fairy and troll
I don't get it.

>>32045710
I wish we could have, but the scenarios we encountered them in were just so half-assed I couldn't get in the mood to try.

>>32045710
sometimes the encounters are nope tier
fairy was nope tier
troll could have been awesome but had a nope tier attitude

>>32045553
Breast sex as in rubbing it in between her breasts, possibly ending in her mouth/on her face.

If possible instead of ending in her face would also like to try some deepthroating. She lies on her back with her head falling off the edge of the bed, making her esophagus a straight long pipe that we can really shove in there and see our outline bulge in her throat. Got to time/make it quick to give her time to breathe.

look up 'Sinnistar Kalyn Arianna cheerleader deepthroat' at about 13 minutes in if you need a literal example

That specific enough?

>>32045710

Basically >>32045752.
I would have liked to get fairy and troll scenes, but they just felt so very meh that getting past them asap was actually preferable.

>>32045752
>>32045799
>>32045901
It's got at least one hole for you to stick your dick in, what more do you need?

>>32049982
/tg/ is a buncha cunts who are really fuckin whiny when it comes to smut, so I dont know what you're expecting from them.

>>32049982
We had just gotten some from our wife
I was all smutted out

>>32053098
Try to build up a little stamina, jeez.

>>32055899
No need to when none of the girls are worth getting hard over.

>>32055899
cmon, not every single encounter with something female needs to end in smut

>>32045870
Yes, that's very helpful, thank you.