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>>32037805
>XCOM

That would imply missing every time you attack even when you have 95% chance to hit.

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2nd for no bully

>>32037805
Then why is there a severe lack of dead rookies?

>>32037882
No bully!
Maiko lives! Sharktits and Boxer-kun too!
Satsuki owes Takaradical his date.
Satsukibowl goes to Nonon.
Aquire lunch money.
Ayako traitor or lotal?
I live by the Shiny Button, I die by the Shiny Button!

That should be it I think. Anyways, back to trying not to fail my studies. I will read this in the archives later.

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>>32037984
There are some questions best left unspoken.

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>>32038003
>>32037984
All will be revealed in time

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>>32038003
Where we're going, we don't need brakes.

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>>32037805

X-COM you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp_tdLizEdo&list=PL2CB89C452A9B0BBF

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They died for our sins. We will honor their memory by being victorious.

Gamagoori returns some time later. With his help, the school in Kobe has managed to push back the COVERS with no major losses. As it was planned, from now on, you and Satsuki will respond to any distress calls.

There is a problem with that, though. The attacks could occur just about anywhere in Japan. How are you supposed to get there in time?

You can run fast while wearing Senketsu, but a car can go just as fast, and neither mode of transportation would be fast enough if the distress call came from, say, Hokkaido. By the time you get there, it would be over. You'll have to talk to your father about that.

Regardless, you can consider your Deva round trip to be finished.

[ ] Talk to Satsuki
[ ] Go to the lab

>>32037805

Dr. Dad needs to put flamethrowers and rocket fists on all the DTRs now.

Also, when do we do enough research to develop Plasma Fiber weapons?

>>32037984

Mind-Controlled One-Stars.

>>32038361
>[ ] Go to the lab

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>>32038361
>[x] Go to the lab

Time to into Senketsu Shippu. We've all seen Ragyo fly now, right?

>>32038361
>[ ] Go to the lab

Finally on time for What-if quest!

>>32038361
>go to the lab

>>32038361
[ ] Go to the lab

>>32038385
>>32038409
>>32038427
>>32038438
>>32038447

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>>32038453
Time for science!

>>32038631

Soichiro confirmed voiced by Bill Nye.

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Seems ya all forgot something

>>32038361
What you want to discuss with Satsuki is pressing, but it can afford to wait. On the other hand, there's no telling when will the next COVERS attack occur, and where it will be. You head back to the lab.

Mako is already gone. Seems her uniform is fixed.

"Dad, have you heard what happened?", you ask.

"Yes, Aikurou told me everything. Your plan is apt, but you should be careful. Don't push yourselves too hard, girls."

"Don't worry, we can handle this. I do have a question related to that, though."

"What is it?"

"Well, me and Satsuki can deal with COVERS just fine, but there's the problem of getting where we need to be. How are we supposed to respond to distress calls on time? A car won't always cut it, hell, sometimes even a chopper won't."

"Well..." Souichirou rubs his chin. "Oh. There's actually a fairly simple answer."

"Huh?"

"As you're aware, Senketsu can alter his structure to perform various feats, normally impossible for a Kamui. Junketsu can do it by now, as well. That Dragon Skin transformation of yours is one such example. However, the evolution needs a stimuli to occur, a necessity."

"I don't get it. A necessity?"

"Think about it. Why did Senketsu use Dragon Skin for the first time?"

"Because... I needed more defense for fighting Gamagoori."

"That's right. You should be able to figure out the rest."

Well, that's rather vague.

>>32039044
>"That's right. You should be able to figure out the rest."

Gee, thanks dad!

>>32039141
Teach a man to fish, etc.

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>>32039044
>"Think about it. Why did Senketsu use Dragon Skin for the first time?"

>"Because... I needed more defense for fighting Gamagoori."

>"That's right. You should be able to figure out the rest."

>Well, that's rather vague.

>>32039044
Ryuuko isn't the smartest crayon in the box. Her father should know that.

>>32039044

So... We need to grow dragon wings and fire-based jetpacks so we can move around fast enough to respond in time?

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>>32039044
>Well, that's rather vague.

Ryuuko pls

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>>32039044
Got it!
We'll use Senketsu's strength to throw Satsuki where she needs to be!
Thanks dad!

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>>32039044
Ryuuko's our adorable little idiot.

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>>32039044

Dammit, Ryuko needs to watch more anime or something. She's never been the most intuitive person (barring desperate gambles) and her time with Satsuki has not apparently stimulated her imagination.

>Well, that's rather vague.

He means if you need to fly, Senketsu will fucking fly!

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>>32039141
>Asking a teenage girl to think for herself.

Our dads faith in humanity will be his undoing.

>>32039277
Like I said. >>32039192 We're a dragon, so we grow wings!

And flame-jetpacks!

>>32039251
She's dumb.

>Get her four star uniform
>"It's like It was made for me!"

>Try to insult Satsuki's eyebrows
>"They're thick!"
>"And that's a bad thing?"
>"... Yes!"

>Duel with Uzu to train him
>Instead shatter his hopes and dreams

At least she's trying.

>>32039277
>>32039312
How is a sailor uniform supposed to fly? The airforce flyes, the navy boats.

Im with this plan: >>32039212
Or maybe he wants us to jump really, really far, or run really fast.

>>32039044
You leave the lab, thinking of what your dad told you. A necessity?

"What's your take on this, Senketsu?", you ask.

"Well, I figure this means we need to find a new transformation, which will allow us to move around faster. I can think of some ideas, but as Doctor Kiryuuin has said, I will need a necessity to actually do it."

"So, uh, any idea how to create a situation like that?"

"A high place."

A high place? That's hard to come by in an underground base. You'd have to go outside. If it's a high place you need, you should probably go for the highest one around. What's the most elevated spot in Osaka, though?

Everyone except for you has been here before, several days ago. However, from what you were told, Sanageyama and Mako have spent the most time in the city. Maybe they will know?

[ ] Sanageyama
[ ] Mako

>>32039398
>[ ] Sanageyama

>>32039398
[ ] Mako

>>32039398
>[X] Sanageyama
Let's visit the Monkey.

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>>32039398
>sanageyama
Emphasis of have you "seen" a tall building

>>32039398
Don't find a high place, just dig a really deep hole and throw yourself into it.

or ask Sanageyama.

>>32039349
>>32039251

It's incorrect to say Ryuko's an idiot. Satsuki was able to get her advanced a grade based on her test scores back in like middle school, and when the situation is pressing she can come up with some clever plans...

The poor girl just isn't great at intuition. Shit needs to be going on in front of her face for her to plan for it. Inumuta and Iori spoiled her all these years, giving her all the DATA.

>>32039379

And supermodels are supposed to fly?

[ ] Sanageyama

More non-jobber awesomeness.

>>32039398
>[x] Sanageyama

>>32039402
>>32039420
>>32039424
>>32039425
>>32039441
>More non-jobber awesomeness.
You say this every time, I swear.

>>32039462
Because you write him so much better than Trigger.

>>32039462
To be fair OP you write him really well

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>>32039424
Knowing Ryuuko, she'd non-ironically phrase it exactly like that.

>>32039427
>And supermodels are supposed to fly?
You mean discomilf? She.... uses sorcery! Witchcraft I say!
Anyways, we got a sailor uniform so what we should do is get around by swimming REALLY fast.

>>32039468
>>32039499
I'm not really feeling it, but if you say so, thanks.

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>>32039462
Make him job a bit more and people will hopefully stop saying it.

>>32039427
>Satsuki was able to get her advanced a grade based on her test scores back in like middle school
That was in elementary school, and it was Satsuki throwing money at the school to get her way.

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>>32039398
Great idea, Senketsu!
We can throw Satsuki much further if we start from a tall building!

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>>32039599

I thought it was getting her bumped up to graduating from elementary to middle early?

Also, Yeah, I figured as much

>>32039599
>>32039671
Considering she don't seem to care about studying, I'm pretty sure she would get bad grades if she went back to school.

>"If you don't learn, you'll never get a job!"
>"It's fine, I'll just murder my mom and inherit her money."

>>32039713

Yeah, Satsuki's whole "let's build a militant guerrilla conspiracy to overthrow mom and aliens disguised as a school" did not help Ryuko's educational prospects. She's never gonna do well on her college entrance exams like this.

Personally, I think she should aim to start a rock band with Nonon and Satsuki.

>>32039753
And I know the perfect name that she'd use for that band.

Rules of Nature

>>32039753
More like Nonon does all the instrumental, Satsuki does the lights and Ryuuko is in charge of the singing. Since she don't know how she ask Senketsu to do it for her.

And that's how you get Suck your Blood.

>>32039790
>Rules of Nature
>notScissor Sisters

>>32039882
>Scissor Sisters
>Not Rules of Nature

But anon, how will they wash away the anger after the battle is over?

OP is kill.

>>32039398
Mako isn't one for remembering things. Sanageyama was apparently looking for her for quite a while, so he should know the city's layout. You head to the training area again.

Sanageyama is here, but Nonon is gone.

You approach Sanageyama. "She got bored already?"

"Not bored, tired. She was actually trying pretty hard. Seems pretty out of character for her, if you ask me."

You do have an idea why that could be. Nonon doesn't want to feel useless, she probably fears getting ignored by you and Satsuki again.

"Oh, well, good to hear she's doing her best. How did that training go, by the way?"

"Obviously, she's not going to learn how to fight just from one lesson like that. However, it seems like she understands the basics, which is good."

"I see. Anyway, I wanted to ask you something. You did some walking around Osaka during the Battlefield Trip, right?"

"...Not voluntarily, but yes, I did. Why?"

"I need to find the most elevated spot in the city. Have you seen anything that stands out? Err-" You attempt to apologize, but Sanageyama sighs, and raises his hand.

"That would be Naniwa Sky Tower. I hear there's an elevator connecting directly to it somewhere in the base."

"Alright. Thanks, Sanageyama."

"Out of curiosity, what do you intend to do with that knowledge?"

"I'm about to find out."

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>>32040314
>Have you seen anything that stands out?

That's what I said. She's dumb as a brick sometimes.

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>>32040397

It's because the idiot put "eyes" on his bandana. Everyone forgets.

>>32040397
To be fair, you can only tell Sanageyama is blind because his eyes are sewn shut, otherwise he functions normally.

>>32040314
I was half joking when I said >>32039506, but holy shit.

Ryuuko's pretty slow.

>>32040419
>>32040418
>>32040397

What's her IQ? Just wondering.

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>>32040314
>Have you seen anything that stands out? Err-

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>>32040314
>Have you seen anything that stands out?

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>>32040476
>>32040421
>>32040419
>>32040519

Sanageyama's been "blind" like what, a few weeks? A month tops? I mean, Ryuko has to adjust her entire vocabulary to deal with one guy, who can technically perceive everything non-electronic anyway. And the girl does not have a very good brain/mouth filter.

>implying OP didn't do this deliberately because you keep picking Sanageyama
>implying all of us don't constantly accidentally say stuff about sight when talking about Sanageyama

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>>32040466
>>32040421
At this point I'm pretty sure she only dedicate 2% of her brain to thinking.

The rest is filled with 20% Satsuki, 40% Senketsu, 20% Mako, 10% "I gotta kill mom" and 8% Devas.

>>32040596
4% of her brain can be dedicated to Sangeyama. so, 4% isn't enough to remember he can't see>

>>32040596

So if you hooked up Ryuko's brain to a TV, the channels would be:

>Ryuko and Senketsu frolicking in a field of flowers, like a detergent commercial
>Ryuko on a girl's night out with Satsuki, Mako and Nonon
>Ryuko playing strip poker with the Devas. Monkey is winning
>The final channel is just a red-tinted image of Ragyo's face rotating slowly while the Kill Bill alarm sound plays

>>32040314
You leave Sanageyama to his confusion, and ask around the base for the location of said elevator. You find it, and step inside. Alongside the floor buttons, there's a keypad. You enter the code one of the Nudists gave you, and press the highest-numbered button.

It's a pretty damn tall building, indeed. The floor you get off at is not exactly the very top, but you can see all of the city from here. It's not as tall as REVOCS HQ in Tokyo, but still impressive.

Regardless, it looks like you will need to climb the rest of the way. Paying no mind to the confused and scared looks from tourists, you open a window, climb out of it, and head upwards.

The view is even better up here. Still, why did you even do this?

"So, what now, Senketsu?", you ask.

"Well, what could you do here?", he answers with a question of his own.

First your dad, now Senketsu? Why do they both insist on being so vague?

You look around you, and down. It's quite the drop. The people on ground level look really tiny. The sight makes your legs feel a bit weak, so you tighten your grip on the maintenance railing.

[ ] Think
[ ] Jump

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>>32040746
>Jump

Thinking won't get us anywhere.

>>32040746
>[ ] Jump

>>32040746

>[x] Jump

Clearly, thinking is not our strong suit. Also, wolverine.

>>32040746
[ ] Think

>>32040746
>[ ] Jump
>Ryuuko
>Thinking

[ ] Jump

Fuck it.

>>32040746
>jump

>>32040768
>>32040770
>>32040771
>>32040805
>>32040824

>>32040746
>[x] Jump

Ryuuko not think good.

>>32040727
>Ryuko and Senketsu frolicking in a field of flowers, like a detergent commercial

>REVOCS brand detergent, the best choice for life fibers! Prohibited on Kamuis younger than two months.

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>>32040850
>no skeleton

>>32040867

>smells like skittles

>>32040904
>Implying it wouldn't smell like the tears of childrens

Or worse, but this is a christian imageboard.

Thanks god Ryuko use Suyuko's detergent for Senketsu.

>>32040952

Didn't you know? Ragyo smells like skittles. It's how she lures you into a false sense of security, then BAM, purified.

>>32040746
What else could you do here?

You activate Senketsu, and straighten your posture. Fighting back fear, you place one foot on the maintenance railing.

"I hope you do have an idea, Senketsu. Otherwise, this is going to hurt, and I will have a hard time explaining how did I survive a fall from five hundred meters, if I do survive it."

"Ryuuko, wait-"

Before Senketsu gets to finish his sentence, you take the leap. The ground starts to slowly close in.

"Well, do something!", you say.

"I... wasn't exactly expecting this.", Senketsu answers.

"Wait, you mean you have no plan?!"

"...I, uh, am glad I got to meet you, Ryuuko."

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP NOW!"

Well, that's that. You close your eyes, and start screaming at the top of your lungs, as you rapidly approach ground level.

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>>32040314
>Nonon doesn't want to feel useless
She got a giant Music-tank that can spam lazers, missiles, dubstep and that can FLY, and she feels useless because she don't know knife fighting. Poor Nonon got an overachiever-complex.

>>32041030
>Poor Nonon got an overachiever-complex.
You realise that would make her one hell of a fun in the sack, right? And/or size queen.

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>>32041024
>start screaming at the top of your lungs
that's my line

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>>32041024
>"...I, uh, am glad I got to meet you, Ryuuko."

The fuck man, you're not even gonna die, you're made of fibers!

Unless we land in a bucket of garment scissors, you'll be perfectly fine.

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>>32041024
>"Well, do something!"

>>32041024
There were no skeletons, we are fine.

>>32041024
Welp.

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>>32041079
Sure.

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>>32041079

We're gonna need a new skeleton when this is over.

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>>32041024
>"Wait, you mean you have no plan?!"

>"...I, uh, am glad I got to meet you, Ryuuko."

Senketsu is getting dumber when synchronized with Ryuuko. Shit.

inb4 deus ex satskee

>>32041055
We must investigate this. For science!

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>>32041188

Dat science.

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>>32041241
She was made for breeding. I'd give her a go, we both love the same color.

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>>32041289

You best back the fuck up, Nui

>>32041420
I agree she should back up.

Back that ass up.

>>32041024
The ground is surprisingly soft, way softer than you expected.

Is it the ground, though? It feels like you're going up again.

You open your eyes. Satsuki is holding you in her arms, and she's... flying?

"Huh, I was almost sure I'd go to hell.", you say, somewhat dazed.

Your words cause Satsuki to almost drop you in embarrassment. She quickly tightens her hold on you, and tears flow from her eyes.

"Don't do something like that ever again, Ryuuko."

She lands on the ground, and the two of you return to the headquarters.

"Tell father about the transformation.", Satsuki says, and immediately storms off to your apartment. Did you upset her?

[ ] Follow her
[ ] Go to the lab

>>32041495
>[ ] Follow her

>>32041495
Well, at least we activated Satsuki's flying abilities.

>Follow her

Might as well apologize.

>>32041495
[ ] Go to the lab

Everyone laughed at me for picking "Think". Now look what you did, you double shit quality imouto.

>>32041495
>[ ] Follow her
Sister, I can explain!

>>32041495
>[ ] Follow her
N-Nee-san?

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>>32041538
You can't blame her.

>>32041495
>follow her
we can't possibly screw this up worse, r-right?

>>32041495
>[ ] Follow her
Well shit.

>>32041495
>[ ] Follow her

>>32041495
>[x] Follow her

>>32041518
>>32041531
>>32041545
>>32041548
>>32041566

>>32041558
Awesome! It needs something for lunch money, but otherwise great.

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>>32041580
>>32041495

It should be known, even if we hadn't flown outright, Senketsu probably could have still caught us with a jet of energy whatever from when Ryuko GOES FAST. The plan was perfect.

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>>32041580
Hey, at least, It wasn't our fault technically.

Dad didn't tell us what to do exactly, so we tried.

And then Senketsu couldn't find a plan on how to save us.

It's both their fault, time to pout.

>>32039424
I'm trying to read some of the handwriting on this, but I can't quite make it out.

>4. In the unfortunate event of my untimely demise, I would like my ashes scattered:
>On ____ farm

Hey, is there a way for me to stop the auto-refresh from taking 90 seconds all of a sudden?

It starts at 20, but after a while jumps to 90 seconds.

>>32042005
pressing f5 should do it

>>32042005
It automatically lengthens after several refreshes with no replies.

>>32042005

It's not "all of a sudden", the timer goes up every time it ticks down and there's no update.

Either reset the auto or wait for someone to post, and it should start back at 10 or so. If it's got a long timer you can just manually update and it should set back to 10 if there are new posts.

Sorry for that, had to go away for a bit.
Writing now.

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>>32042346

OP was la bullied

>>32041024
>Ryuko giving up this quickly.

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>>32042377
Hugs in order then?

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>>32042377
>You're Self-appointed OP
>You're working tirelessly to deliver high quality KLK CYOA material
>You're typing away when suddenly your room door opens
>Ryuuko appears and closes the door behind her
>You sit and watch in utter shock as she approaches you
>She unplugs the computer, picks it up and holds onto it
>She demands lunch money before she gives it back

What do?

[ ] Give lunch money
[ ] Fight her
[ ] Call her a qt

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>>32041959
Only got the one for Ragyo.

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>>32042399

>Ryuko knows where that hand has been .jpg

>>32042486
>[x] Call her a qt

The truth will set you free

>>32042486
>[X] Call the police.

>>32042486
>[x] Call her a qt

the only acceptable course of action.

>>32042486
>[X] Give no lunch money
Jokes on you foolish girl! In my part of the world nobody uses lunch money. Haha!

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>>32042486
>Call her a qt

>>32042486
[ ] Call her a qt

>>32042486
>[x] Fight her
I will die as I have lived
Flailing my noodley NEET arms at my troubles.

>>32042486
>Tell her she's dumb

Do what you must, I have already won.

>>32041495
While caused in no small part by your father and Senketsu's uncooperativeness, your behavior was reckless, and Satsuki has valid reasons to be upset at you. You can't leave her like this.

You wait a bit not to make it obvious you're following her, and head to the apartment, as well.

You quietly walk inside. The lights are on, so Satsuki must've already entered. You take a look around, but she's not in any of the common areas. That only leaves her room. You slowly approach the door.

[ ] Listen
[ ] Knock
[ ] Walk in

>>32042606
>[ ] Knock

>>32042606
>[x] Knock

>>32042606
[ ] Knock

>>32042606
>Listen
Acting before thinking was what got us here

>>32042606
>Knock

>>32042606
>[x] Walk in

We'll keep digging this hole until we come out the other side.

>>32042606
>[]Knock

At least let me apologize!

>>32042622
>>32042628
>>32042629
>>32042638
>>32042660

>>32042606
>[x] Knock

>>32042486
>>32042514
>>32042531
>>32042536
>>32042540

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>>32042742

It's only the truth.

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>>32042514
>>32042531
>>32042536
>>32042540

>Normally you'd either be afraid or angry in this type of situation,
>In this case it's a rather splendid looking female who's found herself inside your room.
>You stand up, approach Ryuuko with no fear, and proclaim to her that "she's a qt"
>This confuses the Ryuuko
>She then becomes remarkably embarrassed and opts to place your computer back down
>She stutters a bit and calls you "s-stupid"
>She then turns around and leaves your room, but not before leaving you a message

>She tells you her address and wants you to pick her up at 8

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>>32042490
>Clubbing with my daughter ; 3 punchers per sec.

>>32042606
You knock on the door. There's no response. You knock again, to no avail.

You press your ear against the door. You can hear Satsuki sobbing.

[ ] Call out to her
[ ] Walk in
[ ] Wait for her to come out

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>>32037805

This one will forever be known as the "Ryuko was a dumb" edition.

>>32042813
>[x] Walk in

OH FUCK WE NEED TO HUG HER STAT PEOPLE

>>32042813
>[ ] Walk in

>>32042791
I tell her I can't pick her up at 8, because the quest threads start at 7.

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>walk in
huggin time

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>>32042813
>[x] Walk in

Time for intervention. Emergency hugs!

>>32042813
>[X] Call out to her
Siiiiiis, I didnt try to kill myself or anything. I just wanted to see what happened when I jumped of a skyscraper

>>32042813
>[X] Walk in
Zero fucks.

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>>32042813
>Walk in

WOAH SHIT I'M SORRY

SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT MY FAULT
BLAME DAD AND SENKETSU ON THIS ONE

>>32042813
>[x] Walk in
Tactical hugging is go

>>32042832
>>32042835
>>32042846
>>32042857
>>32042859

>>32042813
>[X] Walk in.

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>>32042839

OP you gotta get your priorities straight.

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>>32042813
[X] Walk in
Caution.

>>32042813
>[ ] Walk in
Welp.

>>32042863
Dad manipulated me! He said I should think for myself so I tried jumping off a building. Society is to blame!

>>32042839
I swear on me mum m8 if you turn down Ryuko for a fucking quest thread ill fucking whomp u

Eh what's she afraid of, not like a fall could kill us, or even seriously hurt us.

>>32042873

If the door is locked, crush the door handle with our LIFE FIBER STRONK

>>32042899

>Satsuki declares it a fair cop and kicks the shit out of Society

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>>32042882
This is what you've turned me into.
A skeleton.

>>32042918
>Implying you didn't become a lich pre-quest in order to summon so many skeletons

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>>32042918

At least you're a swag skeleton.

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>>32042918

but you can still bone her

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>>32042839
She wasn't asking OP.

>>32042945
Well fuck, it looks like Ryuko really did get Carlos

>>32042947
>Ryuko has a polygamy fetish
>Simultaneously asked the entire thread out

>>32042839
Bring her along on the quest then

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>>32042966
>Ryuko asking the entire thread out
obviously she hasn't been here very long then

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>>32042981

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In this thread:

>Ryuuko is dumb
>Senketsu have no plan
>Dad overestimate Ryuuko
>Satsuki crying
>Uzu still blind

A pretty normal day I'd say.

>>32042981
And the entire thread would get drilled after Senketsu realize she asked the whole fucking thread out.

It was nice knowing you guys.

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>>32043003

I would die happy.

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>>32042992
>pic related

>>32043003
>Maiko is still dead

>>32043030
>Maiko is still dead
D... don't say that! Im sure OP is just saving her for a big reveal or something.... Right?

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>>32043233
>>32043030
>mfw he'll be back soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbmn3xKzQgc

Season 2 soon.

>>32043233
I don't have a screencap for these, but:

Your group has changed their campaign to FATAL. You reroll as
>Kiryuin Ragyo

How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
>Intense electric Shamisen
>My Shinai

>>32042813
"I'm coming in", you say, and open the door.

Satsuki is sitting on the side of her bed. She looks at you, her face flushed from tears.

She gets up, and slowly walks up to you.

"...Why did you do this, Ryuuko?"

[ ] Explain the reason
[ ] Because I'm stupid
[ ] Blame it on dad and Senketsu

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>>32043290

The hour fast approaches my brother.

>>32043321
>[ ] Because I'm stupid

>>32043321
>[ ] Explain the reason

>>32043321
>[ ] Explain the reason

>>32043321
>[x] Explain the reason
>[x] Because I'm stupid
>[x] Blame it on dad and Senketsu

Is "full disclosure" an option? Because honestly, all of these are legit.

>>32043321
>Explain the reason

>>32043321
>[ ] Explain the reason

>>32043321
>[X] Explain the reason

it was for SCIENCE!

>>32043321
>because i'm stupid
"I'll stick to the brawn from now on, ok?"

>>32043339
>>32043340
>>32043345
>>32043351
>>32043353

>>32043321
>[ x] Blame it on dad and Senketsu

skeletons.jpg

>>32043321
>[ ] Explain the reason
Satsuki already knows her Imouto is an idiot.

>>32043369

Ryuko inherited SCIENCE! from her Mom, Dad and the 80s.

She did not get their their ability to plan ahead.

>>32043321
>"Dad told me It would only happen when I needed it."
>"And you thought jumping off the tower was a good idea?"
>It made sense when I thought about it!
>Mako burst in and say she would've done the same
>"Looks like you and Mako are on the same frequency, Ryuko."
>"Can't say I'm too happy about that."

>>32043439

That's also literally how Mako discovered her ability to "stop" time, she just wanted to be fast enough to hit Ryuko, and BAM.

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I'm beginning to think this was dad's idea all along.
He's really not good at this "dad" thing at all.

>>32043491
>"WEAR THE FUCKING KAMUI RYUKO!"
>"Dad? I'm always wearing it, you know?"

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>>32043491

He's trying to teach Ryuko the basics of science.

It worked great, just the experiment she designed was incredibly unsafe. So now she needs to learn how to safe science. Or follow her mother down the dark path of MAD SCIENCE.

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>>32043491
We should buy dad a book on parenting

>>32043533
I'm thinking Ryuko's SCIENCE idol is more like Cave Johnson.

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>>32043491

The real issue is that, as Prof. Matoi, he probably spent several years mostly working with clothes and not talking to people a whole lot. So he's probably a little out of pace with this "interacting" business.

Like all of the Kiryuuin clan.

>>32043578

When life gives you lemons.

Eat the lemons.

>>32043590
Purify them

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>>32043590
pretty much

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>>32043572
10/10, quality reading, very helpful.

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>>32043621

NO.

DON'T EVEN GO THERE MAN.

Rolled 36, 74, 1, 2 = 113

>>32043621
Good for teaching kids to be in peace with nature and have a fusional relationship with their pets

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>>32043621
>>32043642
Snow angels!

>>32043654
Why be in peace with nature?

They need to follow the Rules Of Nature.

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>>32043719

I'll fuck up your teeth.

>>32043719
not if you remember to brush and floss like Monkey

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So, if Mako is a 3-star and technically a Deva...

What's her animal?

>>32043578

Turns out that ground up life fibers are pure poison. I am deathly ill.

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>>32043760
I want Nui to fuck me with her teeth.

>>32043321
You start to explain the events which led up to you jumping off the tower. Satsuki listens intently.

"The only idea that came to my mind was jumping, so-"

Before you can finish, Satsuki slaps you across the face. It hurts, but what hurts more is the overwhelming feeling of worry emanating from your sister. New tears start forming in her eyes' corners, and you can feel the same happening to you.

"So you just jumped, without thinking what could happen? Without considering that, even though your wounds regenerate, maybe you wouldn't survive? Without t-thinking about o-others?" She covers her face with her hands.

[ ] Admit it
[ ] Deny it

>>32043835
>Admit it
We are not a smart teenage grill

>>32043835
>[x] Admit it

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>>32043838
>Implying Nui isn't the one who suggested it
>Implying Nui isn't cheering him on

>>32043835
[ ] Admit it

I feel good about being the one person to vote for thinking.

>>32043835
[ ] Admit it

>>32043835
>[x] Admit it

YEP.

>>32043864
>>32043888
>>32043899
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>>32043933

>>32043948

Let's be honest. Ryuko kind of needs to get her groove back. We had that shit with Nonon, then Satsuki knocked us out. We had to fight Satsuki, and then she came up with the brilliant plan. Gama fought COVERs, we couldn't help Nonon train, Mako punched us in the face. Now we don't even get to fly. The fuck are we doing? We're just doing stuff until something clicks.

Retroactive sense making, ho!

>>32043835
>[ ] Admit it

>>32043948
>>32043996

WAY STATUS: ATTEMPTING TO LOCATE SATELLITES

>>32043996
We've basically gone "Wait, I'm what? I guess that makes me the biggest dick G" and started lazing around. We need to find a get pushed into a life or death situation - maybe get Tsumugu to get super mad, or ask him nicely to give us his best shot?
And then use it as a wakeup call.
MORE retroactive sense!

>>32043835
"...Yes. That's what I did.", you say, looking to the side. "And it was really stupid."

"It was. It really was, Ryuuko." She embraces you. "But I suppose I shouldn't be putting all the blame on you. You came to this conclusion because father was not clear on what he meant."

You're not really sure how to feel about this.

[ ] He didn't tell me to jump off the tower, I did that myself
[ ] Say nothing

>>32043996
Clearly we've been around Sanageyama for too long, jobbing is constagious
Just kidding

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>>32044260

I think it's more that everyone keeps telling us we're hot shit, but we have yet to have an opportunity to actually show off. I mean, even when we BECAME SPEED to spar with Mako, she just become one with the SPEED FORCE and punched us anyway.

We literally just put ourselves in a life or death situation... and Satsuki bailed us out at the last second. We need to have a real rumble in the jungle or something. If Satsuki keeps being so worried about us, we'll need to give her a good whomping to show we're not helpless.

You are now remembering that barring a TKO, Ryuko hasn't won a fight since Ragyo blew her the fuck out

>>32044357
>[ ] He didn't tell me to jump off the tower, I did that myself

>>32044357
>[x] He didn't tell me to jump off the tower, I did that myself

We are not a large family unit, we cannot go having Satsuki cut people out over this.

Also, Ryuko is Ryuko. This is the path she chose for herself.

>>32044357
>I did that myself

>>32044357
>[ ] He didn't tell me to jump off the tower, I did that myself

>>32044357
>[x] Say nothing

>>32044357
>[ ] He didn't tell me to jump off the tower, I did that myself
RESOLVE ourselves to tell the truth.

>>32044385
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>>32044414

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>>32044435

On the upside, we have new ammunition to tease Satsuki with.

We can remind her of the time we sort of called her an angel and she nearly dropped us she was so embarassed

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>>32044435
Welp, prepare to get cut
Maybe we can turn this into the rumble in the jungle people have been talking aboutOr rumble in Satsuki's jungle, if you get my meaning

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>>32044619

Obviously the winner gets to rumble the other's jungle.

>>32044550

let the awkward flirting begin!

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>>32044687

Begin?

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>>32044856

I mean continue!

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>>32044923

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>>32045017

lets make it happen people. Not saying we have to bone or anything.

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>>32044357
"I am partially to blame, too. I should've been more clear on my ideas, as well.", Senketsu says. "Ryuuko, Satsuki, I'm sorry."

Satsuki gives Senketsu a disapproving glare, but you draw her attention to yourself.

"No, Satsuki. You shouldn't be getting mad at dad, or Senketsu. They didn't tell me to jump off the tower. Senketsu told me not to, in fact, if a bit too late. I did it myself. They trusted me to understand what they meant, but I've disappointed them, and forced you to step in to save me. It's all my fault. I didn't even manage to succeed at solving the problem by doing this."

"In a way, you did succeed.", Satsuki says.

"Huh?"

"Sanageyama informed me that you asked him about the highest spot in the city, without explaining why you need it. He told me he felt something was off, so he decided to tell me. I went up there, to see you jumping off the very top."

"So, that's how you were there to save me. ...Wait, how did you even catch me in mid-air like that? I was a bit confused back then."

Satsuki finally smiles. "I could tell. As for how, Junketsu got an idea how to save you, so we went with it."

"So, wait.", you say. "I jumped off the tower, in an attempt to create a necessity for Senketsu to prevent us from falling somehow. But instead, I've created a necessity for Junketsu to help you catch me?"

"That's what it looks like, yes.", Satsuki says.

You hope this wasn't your father's plan from the start.

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>>32044619
That was two minuets ago, where is it, Ryuko?
You said there was scissoring.

>>32045211

Thanks dad!

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>>32045211

>You hope this wasn't your father's plan from the start.

I also hope this.

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>>32045243
It's right here Mako, stop shouting.

Not aimed at you- just that its the only Ryuko Scissors gif I have

>>32045211
This whole ordeal made you forget something. You wanted to talk to Satsuki about your mental link today, and spar with her. It's almost evening, so it will have to be now.

"Hey, Satsuki.", you say. "There was actually a thing I wanted to ask you."

"What is it?"

If you start talking about the link now, there probably won't be enough time left for the sparring in the day.

[ ] Sparring
[ ] Mental link

>>32045497
>[ ] Mental link

>>32045497
>[X] Both

>>32045497
>[ ] Mental link

>>32045497
>[ ] Sparring
Need to do something normal to calm her down

>>32045497
[ ] Sparring

>>32045497
[ x] Mental link

>>32045497

>[x] Mental link

>>32045497
>[x] Sparring

>>32045497
>mental link

>>32045497
[ ] Mental link

>>32045525
>>32045530
>>32045557
>>32045558
>>32045713

>>32045497
>Sparribg

>>32045497
"The thing you did when Ragyou made us fight each other. I could hear your thoughts somehow, not just feel your emotions. Did you do that on purpose?", you ask.

Satsuki nods. "I needed a way to inform you about my plan without letting Ragyou know I'm plotting something, so I tried using the mind link to my benefit, and it seems I've succeeded."

That's pretty amazing. "How did you do it?"

"It's hard to put it into words, but... I concentrated on you, cancelling out everything else from my mind, until I felt that sensation again."

"Sensation? You mean the one... back then?" In the bathhouse, that is.

"Yes. It wasn't as strong, but it was strong enough to send you those two thoughts."

"Hmm. It's not really something we can use on a whim, is it?"

"It seems not, it required a lot of concentration. Though, maybe we could try practicing?"

"Practicing?"

"Using our link to our benefit, that is. Finding its extents, and possible uses. I don't think we will be needed anywhere today, so we could try it right now."

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

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>>32045734
>"Do you think we could use it to say, maybe, 'Don't jump off that building,' shit like that?"