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“Vigilante… dangerous.” Lt. Sin-fin says to her son who has been secretly following the vigilante case.

He flexes, causing several of the desks and chairs inside the police department to catch fire at the LIVING SUN THAT IS HE. “But Mother of HE WHO IS THE ONLY LIVING WONDER OF THE WORLD she is working hard to PROTECT THIS CITY OF MINE and we should ALLOW HER TO RAGE FREE!” He explains trusting his pelvis and causing a momentary gravitational shift in the planet which flings the police officers around.

“…” Sin-Fin ellipses heavily as she goes teakettle up.

“I AM GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD!” Fuego shouts as he bursts out of the EXPLODING SUNRISE OF INFINITY.

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“Risa Schrodinger! You are a disease. A plague on this city!” Jager says in her vigilante outfit with just a hood and how the fuck is that supposed to not make you recognize her.

Risa turns, her blood stained teeth in a maniacal sneer as she stands over the body of the prostitute she just ate. “Wait, I’m the villain? Seriously? But I am the hero of the story! The good guy.” She looks to the side and frowns. “Well, they were just prostitutes which means they don’t count as total people. Pretty sure that means I only killed, like, most of a person.” She explains as Jager fires her arrows at her.

She rolls to the side saying something suitably British. She throws several straight razors which Jager leans back to avoid and narrowly avoid Caede the happy junior detective quad leader. Sadly they did not miss her robot dog companion.

“Fiend!” Jager snarls firing more arrows at Risa.

“Delilah!” Caede cries as the robot plant dog lets out weak sputters of sparks.

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Back in the real world, you are Risa Schrodinger, and you have just met Zweity bitey’s little sister. Basically last time you were really bad with people then you decided to go get Zweity’s sister to make her like you because you have a pathological need to be liked which, if not filled, ends with you murdering everyone with lasers.

You went to Hueco Mundo and found Lilith sort of chilling in the science lab left behind by your fallen gangsta comrade. She had tea with you and turned out to be pretty mercenary about the whole fallen angel issue. Then you discovered she finished Zweity Bitey’s little sister and that she was sort of crazy because Lilith shoved demon parts in with the quincy, hollow, and bount parts.

She also shot you a little which is, you know, a thing. You could violently murder her, but you did also promise you would bring her to Zweity. Then again you didn’t promise how many pieces you would bring her in. Thus here we are now.

You smell the crackling sulfuric energies of der dritte, Drittey… spitey? Smitey? Whitey since it is a pale Zweity with corset and stocking piercings with ribbons. We should consider getting some of those they are sort of cool. “Laser arrows.” You remind me. Wait what?

A stream of energy based arrows of calamitous intent rain around you and you sonido away as several maybe important science devices are damaged and explode. You fire some balas to intercept them then…

[] Parlay with her, we are the best at negotiation (What do you say?)
[] Try to knock her out so you can drag her back with you
[] No mercy! Rip and Tear!
[] Other, please specify

Intro crap with e-book link and recap thread link: http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>32023204
[x] Try to knock her out so you can drag her back with you
I feel like we missed a great opportunity here.
There's no one who will call us mom; we ate Ryouichi, Zweity doesn't like us, and Whitey considers Lilith her mom.

>>32023204
>[] Parlay with her, we are the best at negotiation (What do you say?)
"Well, your older sister wanted to say Hi to you so could you not shoot me and go visit her? Also, I'm the one who gathered the research materials to make you, so I think that makes me your aunt or something."

>>32023204
>[x] Try to knock her out so you can drag her back with you

>>32023347
We should at least try this. We can always knock her out if she says no. Maybe promise a destructive rampage? We're pretty good at that.

>>32023498
>Maybe promise a destructive rampage? We're pretty good at that.
This is true

>>32023498
>>32023347
Seconded

Azure has suffered a technical malfunction. Please standby.

>>32023204
>[] Parlay with her, we are the best at negotiation (What do you say?)

So, uh. Yeah. The plant is really fucking strong. Like more strong than Ryoko. Like "how did this thing not kill the dick god itself. Was it holding back or something?"

>Plantdoka has autosuccess on rolling 1-13, which means critfails are impossible
>They also critsuccess on anything 90+
>They can see the DCs of the rolls and what the enemy rolls
>The above three points + 6 FBs = never fail a roll ever.
>5 Dream Walkers per round, not thread. Round.
>20ft restriction removed with unobserved, meaning infinite speed. Pretty easy to pull off when they have cloaking.
>Divine Words does... something. It's a rank 6 tho, so it's gonna be damn good.
>Did I mention that they're the only character so far we've seen have more than one rank 6 ability? Cause they are.
>I kinda think that Divine Words is going to be whatever language all the symbols on Risa's body are.
>The gojuice stat isn't shown, but it says "lots", which makes me think 20+.
It's basically Risa's core powers made better. And it has 2 more powers that we don't even know what they are.
I'm starting to have conspiracy theories about how plant and Risa started out as the same thing or are related in some way beyond just finding the thing in and latching onto it.

>Swordsmanship: Really fucking good if it also counts for bows
There is an archery stat, Azure. You have it on the twincy sheets and Bitey's sheet.

>>32023204

>[] Parlay with her, we are the best at negotiation (What do you say?)

Inform her that her mom is going to smack the shit out of her if she doesn't behave.

Lillith has an Old Testament approach to parenting

Oh, and we need to get cracking on Risafarianism or whatever the fuck we're calling it. We got 0.005EF from a few hours worth of islander worship. That means that each SotLG would take the better part of a year to make if we just let it build passively.

>Azure Earth @dothackaida 2m
>Internet connection spotty on desktop. This with everything else is a sign I think. Going to have to postpone the thread. Will try to-

oh bother

bump of forlorn hope

>>32025137
Just let it die.

>>32024106
>plantoka is literally the most powerful person on the team
well holy crap.

this might not be the right time for it, but I think I figured out who Lucy's mole is. Its Natsuki, a random nofungami scrub who made a unexplained and miraculous recovery form what should have been lethal wounds fighting Mormons back in thread 31 (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26551026/)

when asked how she survived she told us not to think about it in a way that made our brain feel like molten lead.

>>32026328
is that the same 'scrub' that we were told was acting weird last thread?

>>32026366
probably

>>32026328
I thought she was an angel in disguise, she seemed different from that othe demon-gami guy

I was hoping that we would have our stats bump up after Azure finished updating the bins but I guess not. Our basic stats haven't moved since before we ate that angel while it seems like everyone else gets natural growth that is way better then our forced growth.
Maybe instead of eating stuff we should practice?

>>32026441
Molten lead feelings have pretty reliably been fallen angels.

>>32026441
possible, but Lucy said he's making sure his dads boys leave us be, so I doubt he would let something like that slide. also if i recall correctly the feeling of molten lead has been used to describe other fallen in the past.

lucy also said his agent was bad at hiding, so it makes sense they would impersonate someone we don't have much contact with.

DED thread, ded quest, ded lif

>>32030861

Death is only the beginning

>>32033480
why do i have a feeling this will be a superlong necro thread?

>>32033621
I'm fine with that. I also want.. Drei Smiley on the team. Not only is she super strong, she also seems to get off on battle. That's enforcer level material right there, unlike Zweitey who we can't really touch or use.

Offer Smiley the chance to trash the most powerful beings in creation by our side and she' s ours. Might need to occasionally smash her upside the head so she doesn't forget who' s the boss, but other than that we should get along smoothly.

>>32033861
Given the amounts of Fun what Risa can generate, it should not be hard.

Azure Earth @dothackaida 43m
Internet seems solid. Have had a nap. Bit hungry, but that is neither here nor there. Going to resume hollow quest in an hour or so

>say fuck it and go to sleep after Azure's shit gets rekt last night
>Have dream about being stung to shit by scorpions while catpeople sing at me like it's a Disney movie
>Wake up and HQ is on for early morning session.
Hoorah!

>>32034988
>>Have dream about being stung to shit by scorpions while catpeople sing at me like it's a Disney movie
Fascinating. Know how gods often communicate with their worshipers through dreams? We should do something similar.

>>32035030
The worse part was that I'm pretty sure the scorpions were made of my flesh and just kept regenerating whenever I killed them, but I never saw it actually happen so I couldn't confirm.

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"Well, your older sister wanted to say ‘Hi’ to you so could you not shoot me and go visit her? Also, I'm the one who gathered the research materials to make you, so I think that makes me your aunt or something." You explain as crimson energy flies past you and slams into more important stuff.

“Hold sill for a second okay? Okay? Will you? Should you? Could you? Would you?” Whitey asks as she throws more of those crackling energy arrows.

“No I- bloody skank mind your manners!” You command before an arrow hits your leg. Your skin, admittedly not the thickest or strongest hierro blocks most of the damage, but it sends you spinning and slamming face first into the ground.

You let out a grumble of annoyance as you push yourself up and see Whitey, that is a super racist nickname, has summoned several spinning arrows around her like some weird swarm of crimson locusts or something. You sonido away as the arrows crash into where you originally were, but you can’t pause as the trail of destruction follows you sending the lab into disarray. You see wires and plastic fly as the awesome sound system gets blasted to pieces. The shrill whine of music echoes for a moment, the lyrics “Ah hell no, stone cold white bitch,
Always wrecking a brotha’s shit,
What nigga you think got to clean this up?
Not be because I am dead you shiiiii....fskch” You don’t think the last part was bit of the song though.

You see more of the hissing crimson energy arrows follow you and you are concerned that her energy is infinite somehow. You dodge through the storm of attacks, avoiding the potentially phallic objects, and connect a kick to the side of her head. “Yer mum is gunna smack yer ass with birch you keep this up you little bastard.” You snarl as an arrow slams into your shoulder.
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You go with the force of the attack and you spin like a ballerina, tucking your arms and legs in. You let yourself reach the maximum speed and then slam your foot in Whitey’s, seriously I feel like we are expecting a hate crime here, face. She goes staggering back and you realize it feels pretty nice to step on people. You put that thought away in a tiny dark box in your head, which your monologue stores between The Golden Girls collection and your greatest fears, then do a spear tackle into her abdomen. You mount her and slam your fists into her face a few times. Her head goes rocking back and collides with the floor, creating cracks through the thick stone.

She nearly grabs you, but you remember Zweity’s hungry hands and quickly avoid them. You avoid throwing out balas as she stand with a wide smile, one of her eyes hissing steam as it regenerates. “Come to me, my doll, my pretty, my sweet thing!” She calls out holding out a hand as her energy starts to grow and throb.

Sadly she does not have enough energy and you see her eyes open wide in realization, then she falls over asleep. Seems she got all tuckered out, funny little thing.

What should you do now?

[] Talk to Lilith
[] Drag Whitey, come on you are going to make Jager nervous, back to the shrine
[] Other, please specify
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>>32035282
>[] Talk to Lilith
Can we have her? Also, wanna hang out with us and Asmodeus?

>>32035282
>you realize it feels pretty nice to step on people
We need to finish a fight eventually by stomping someone to death. Good thing we can become giant as fuck. God bless Shapeshifting 5.

>[] Talk to Lilith
"Well that was a thing. I could have sworn that was gonna be harder. Like, really fucking hard. Did you ever actually have her fight things or was it just 'ohp inject the demon now I'm done!'? Oh, and mind if she has a playdate with her sis? You'll have er back by din din or something and we could probably go get our nails did with Asmodeus or something. It'll be a whole day of it."

Whitey is hilarious. She's a little chu2 who screams and rages about how she is the darkness and then proceeds to knock herself the fucl out.

>>32035282
Commend the good scientists on giving regen to the test tube monsters. Seriously. Totally underrated.

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"Well that was a thing. I could have sworn that was gonna be harder. Like, really fucking hard. Did you ever actually have her fight things or was it just 'ohp inject the demon now I'm done!'? Oh, and mind if she has a playdate with her sis? You'll have er back by din din or something and we could probably go get our nails did with Asmodeus or something. It'll be a whole day of it." You say poking Whitey, come on son, with the tip of your boot.

“She was a half-finished blob of proto-spirit matter I had to decode rap lyrics to get the schematics for. She had several fundamental flaws which if I explained them to you would cause you to have several brain aneurisms and then go to sleep. She has more power output and a higher intelligence than the previous models and, honestly, she looks very attractive. So no, I didn’t just shove demon in here and say it is done.” Lilith explains. “As for taking her somewhere I don’t particularly mind where. I was contracted to find items of use and complete what I can, after that my contract ends. As for going out with The Fallen of Lust I will have to pass. They are all very bad company to keep.” She explains.

“Well, that is distasteful, also you should have given her more of those ribbony things. Like, going up her throat and side. In fact, I will add that to my ‘to do’ list.” You nod happily.

“Well, have fun.” Lilith says with little mirth. Hard to say if she really wants you to have fun or not.

What now?

[] Ask Lilith something
[] Back to the shrine
[] Other, please specify

>>32035440
>[] Back to the shrine
Might wanna wake Smiley up before that and set some ground rules. Them being: she listens to us and fights who we say. Haphazard initiative is to be punished.

>>32035440
>[x] Back to the shrine
This gon be fun... Well, at least Whitey will have less kick outside of Hue Co because bount.

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>>32035338
>Whitey is hilarious. She's a little chu2 who screams and rages about how she is the darkness and then proceeds to knock herself the fucl out.

>>32035440
>after that my contract ends.
Hear that? That sounds like a "you can do whatever you damn well please with Whitey" to me.

>>32035590
I want to hire Lilith. We don't have a mad scientist since Dr Gangsta bit the dust and that just can't be done.

>>32035618
We're a tad short on whatever the fuck it is that she wants as payment. I guess if we ever stumble over some blood of the innocent or something, we can jar it up and see if she wants it. Honestly, I doubt she'd do the work but it would be funny to see how she reacts to us trying to get her to.

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“We should hang out more though. I mean, here you are being a science person and we sort of need a science person.” You say and Lilith raises a thin eyebrow.

“I don’t do favors for people. Besides, with the end of the world going on I am busy, busy, busy. People demanding my services all around the world trying to get a leg up on the competition.” She explains.

You shrug as you start tying her up with her own ribbons and piercings. “All work and no play makes Lilith a dull girl” Also maybe being evil and after Sin-Fins fine bum. “But should you change your mind you know where to find me probably. You seem like the sort of person who would know where to find people.” You explain as you tear open a hole in reality.

“Yes, I really am.” She replies as you pull Whitey, this is going to be super awkward I am certain, through into the world between worlds.

You ignore the screams of agony and death from below you as you skip over the gap in reality. If you can’t see it, it’s not there. You have finally found a loophole in the system! You follow your nose to find your shrine, then rip open reality once more, depositing yourself on the snowy walkway. You see several nofunigami mucking about getting your shrine back to working order. Still no fuego or Caede, but the others seem to be mucking around.

You look back at the ribonny dressed Whitey and, using your awesome hollow powers, you dump a pile of snow on her. She shoots awake and looks around confused at her surroundings. You place a long fingered hand on her head and make her look at you. “Hey there Whitey” Do you know how racist you sound now? “How you feeling love?”
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“I return to power! Soon you shall kneel before one as strong as I and tremble with-“ She starts and you pour snow down her back, her metal piercings likely making the whole experience very exciting. “S-stop that.” She says.

How can you make her listen to you?

[] Promise her something (What?)
[] Threaten her (how?)
[] Take her to someone (Who?)
[] Bring her somewhere (Where?)
[] Honestly the bottom two are a stretch but I had a theme sort of going (Yeah)
[] Snowball fight!
[] Other, please specify
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>>32035670
>[] Snowball fight!
Bonding!

>>32035670
>[] Promise her something (What?)
"I've got this cult that worships me as a god. Want to be my angel of death and destruction? Or you could tag along as I genocide things."

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>>32035530
Ha ha, spxp awarded.

>>32035670
>[] Promise her something (What?)
Hue Co is boring without Risa, no matter what you might have thought. Stick around and I'll show you what sounds gods make when they die and teach you how to start and finish apocalypses.
>[] Threaten her (how?)
..but never forget who's in charge.

Then
[x] snowball fight!
Two of us vs the scrubigami.

>>32035670
>[] Promise her something (What?)
You want to fight shit? You want to be a dark and terrible Lord of the Tubes? Join me, together we can rule the multiverse! I'ma go around thumpin' big nasties 'round the world and eventually co-op mode with Lucifer. Where would you rather be? Directly at Lucifer's side by proxy or in the lab bored out of your mind? Seriously. Hue Co is boring. I gave up on ruling that shit yeeeeaaaaaaarrrrssss ago because holy shit too boring.

Oh, and you'll have a big sister to tease but she's closer to a younger sister because reasons and you can teach her about what a dark badass you are.

>>32035670
>[] Promise her something (What?)
Join me and we can rule the universe as a kind of maybe aunt and niece.
Also>>32035703
followed by >>32035686

>>32035750
>some kind of maybe aunt and niece
Risa is closer to the psychopath serial killer that a psychopath scientist hired to go and kidnap men and woman and cut out their ovaries/testicles and then deliver the ingredients to the labs so that he could grow sex slaves in tubes.

It's a more intimate relationship than any aunt-niece could ever have.

>>32035670
>[] Snowball fight!
Ultimate Schrodinger Snowball War Finisher!

Use bullshit shapeshifting to grab all the snow in a big area, then use gravity to form it into a massive snow-planetoid and cackle like a madwoman as you bring it down on everyone's heads (including your own).

That is, if the snowball fight even starts and then escalates into some ww2-tier shit.

>>32035703
This is good.

Also you can get to know your older sister who is emotionally younger than you

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“Look, my little racist caricature” No, that isn’t what she is. “You want to fight. You want to go explode and hurt people because you think it is fun? Then you should tag along with me.” You smile wide. “I am called the ‘Laughing Genocide’ for fuck’s sake. Wouldn’t you rather party with me than just stick around in the suck that is Hue Co? I gave up on that place years ago because it was too boring.”

“What c-can you offer me what I can not t-take?” She demands shivering in the cold because seriously, lass needs some knickers or something.

“I have a cult which worships me as a god for one.” Goddess technically. “Whatever, you know genders confuse me.” You explain and Whitey furrows her brow.

“How would I know that?” She asks.

You ignore her getting in the way of our conversation. “You could be my little angel of death and destruction! Or just tag along while I genocide things! I am going to be playing Co-op with Lucifer while the world ends. Plus you have a sister who is sort of older but also younger because reasons.” You explain.

She seems to think on it for a moment then stand up. “F-fine! I shall join you as long as it suits me! But don’t forget I stay as long as I like!” She explains.

You nearly threaten her, but the parliament which is your brain says no. Instead you grab collect some snow with your gravity and dump it on her. She shrieks, drawing the attention of some nofunigami, and you make several other lumps of cold impacting ice.

“Snowball fight!” You shout throwing them at her.
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I just now realized that Ajin-style regen would fit with Risa better flavor-wise than the constant regen she has now.
If you don't know what that is, basically you don't heal at all until you're 'killed', at which point you get reset back to full hp and the juice drain would taken all at once. People in the manga end up shooting themselves in the head to regrow arms or stop tranq darts from knocking them out and stuff.

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She doesn’t want to play much, but you keep chasing her, eventually leading to Whitey, come on you old racist, bursting into the shinigami rooms. You continue throwing the snowballs at the fairly naked woman as she runs, honor demanding you finish her! She hides behind Mari and you stop as she gives you that glare mums give. “Risa, what did you do?” She asks as Whitey shivers behind her.

“S-Snowball fight?” You ask and Mari makes a face.

“You stripped a girl naked, then threw snow at her? What part of that seemed like a good idea?” She asks.

What do we do?
[] She can’t have this one! Take her and run!
[] Explain it is zweity’s sister and you found her that way
[] No, totally a woman you stripped. That is a good lie.
[] Other, please specify
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>>32035920
>[] No, totally a woman you stripped. That is a good lie.
Though..we should probably raise this one ourselves. Zweitey is sort of useless with her pacifist attitude and I don't want to waste another one.

>>32035920
>I found her wearing this, and suggested she wear more. Then snow happened. You can't argue with snow.

>>32035920
>[] No, totally a woman you stripped. That is a good lie.
Let's see where this goes.

>>32035920
>[] Explain it is zweity’s sister and you found her that way. She's the younger sister that's actually mentally older and she agreed to the snowballing when she agreed to stay here. The snow seemed like a really good idea at the time.

>>32035920
"I was going to make a bunch of threats, but then my brain said that snowballs were more effective."

>>32035920
Well this is a conundrum. On the one hand, we have that pathological need for Zweity to like us. On the other hand, dumping Whitey on Zweity would probably make the new and improved Zweity dislike us.

>>32035920

>[X] Explain it is zweity’s sister and you found her that way

In retrospect, maybe a naked snow ball fight was a bad idea.

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“No she-“ You start but the you remember Mari’s pacifistic nature and her general desire for Zweity to not be bitey to people usually. “Yes. Yes I found this woman, tore her clothes off and threw snow at her because this is my fetish?” You say.

“You don’t have a sex drive.” Mari points out at once.

Shit shit shit! Sociopaths are supposed to be good at lying. “Actually sociopaths just feel nothing from lying, they can be just as rubbish at making things up as any regular bloke.” You explain.

“Lying? So you stripping some random woman was a lie?” She asks.

Sfrgleplorpjiggy! “No, totally not. She is just some random person you would likely not know and I stripped her naked in the snow because it seemed like a good idea at the time.” You say wiggling your fingers.

“Then why were you talking about lying?” Mari asks as Whitey carefully picks snow from her ribbons.

Fuck fuck fuck! “Because monologue asked me about serial killers for some reason!” You quickly lie further, dragging me into your mess.

“Oh really?” Mari asks unconvinced.

[] Keep lying! We dug this hole we are going to keep at it till we hit oil or china!
[] No, it is zweity’s sister and I lied because you won’t let me make murder with her.
[] Grab her and sonido away!
[] Other, please specify

>>32036066
>[] No, it is zweity’s sister and I lied because you won’t let me make murder with her.

>>32036066
>[] Grab her and sonido away!
She's onto us. ABORT MISSION

>>32036066
"Let's say hypothetically I found Zweity's sister and she wasn't a toddler mentally and she was totally hyped for going and murdering the shit out of things with me. Would you be a buzzkill? Hypothetically, because this is just some random woman I kidnapped from Kmart."

>>32036066
>>32036107
I don't think Japan has K-marts, which makes this even better.

>>32036066
I'm trying to cool the murderous impulses she has. With snow. Because that's how weapons work. So let me go put her out in the snow again. Because beyond the dead SCENCE

>>32036066
>[] Grab her and sonido away!
Bravely run away!

>>32036133

>>32036066

>[X] No, it is zweity’s sister and I lied because you won’t let me make murder with her.

We have to be honest. She'll figure it out anyway once she realizes it's just Zweity but white.

>>32036217
She's like all opposite color scheme.

Zweity = brown skin, modest white+blue dress
Whitey= pale skin, revealing black+red ribbon corset thing

>>32036066
>it's Zweity's sister and I don't want you to stop us from making murder fun times.

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"Let's say hypothetically I found Zweity's sister and she wasn't a toddler mentally and she was totally hyped for going and murdering the shit out of things with me. Would you be a buzzkill? Hypothetically, because this is just some random woman I kidnapped from Kmart." You ask, hypothetically.

“Japan doesn’t have K-marts.” Mari explains. Neither does England, you should have said Budgens or Morrisons. At least the local Tesco.

“Fine then. Maybe I found Zweity’s little sister who is mentally older than her and I wanted to cool her murderous impulses by throwing snow on her because that is how it works. Really, she is a pallet swapped Zweity with some pretty sexy corset piercings.” You huff crossing your arms.

“Her sister? How does she have a sister?” Mari asks.

“Oh, the scientist hollow I had was combining different parts to make sex slaves for him, or ‘Bitches to ride my dick’.” You say as Kouta places his hands over Zweity’s ears. “He finished one which got angeled to hell, then the second one was in a pod which was Zweity. We left for a while and Lilith, the first wife of Adam, finished Whitey there and she tuckered herself out trying to kill me, then I dragged her here and threw snow at her to make her behave.” You explain.

“One of your hollows made sex slaves and Zweity was going to be one of them?” Mari asks unhappy.

“Hey, I don’t even have a sex drive! Yeah, he discovered how to turn hollows back on” ha “and that is why they are all so busty. He keeps releasing new CDs, but he is totally dead now. You don’t have to worry about Zweity losing it, I don’t think he had time to program her.” You say.
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“And you want to turn her into a weapon?” Mari asks.

“Well, she wants to be a weapon! She was all ‘Hey, Risa, can we like be totally fab radical and murder some slags?’” You pause, seeing she isn't buying it, then you continue. “In so many words.” You finish.

“Cold.” Whitey says.

“Let’s get her dressed and set up then we can talk about it later.” Mari explains leading Whitey off.

Well, that was a thing. Now what?
[] Follow because sticking to people isn’t super annoying
[] Go see someone else
[] Hunt down Loki, mostly by pointing and accusing people of Loki(Any in particular?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>32036324
>[] Go see someone else
Didn't we promise to allow Jager to touch our tails once we return?

>>32036324
Go find jager, let's go on broventures to find our mole. Also, does Medusa have any relevance to anyone we currently have recruited? She makes me paranoid

>>32036354
This is true. Maybe see the scientist to see if we can help make the nofunagmi morefungami. We were told we could, but I have no idea how to do it.

>>32036324
>[] Hunt down Loki, mostly by pointing and accusing people of Loki(Any in particular?)
I don't really want to do this, but the thought of just walking through the shrine and jamming our finger in some random passerby's face and screaming "LOKI!!!" at them makes me giggle.

As for what to really do... I guess we could go pester Jager more. I'm kind of curious to see how much more Risa she can tolerate before snapping. Sin-Fin is fun. Could probably do something with her. Wilson is tending to Zweity probably.

Maybe we could go try to find the mole? Yeah. Mole.
>[x] Go see someone else
Totally Natsuki. Probably

>>32036324
>[x] Go see someone else

Find Jager. Redeem her free coupon for free fluffy tail touching.

>>32036374
It's generally assumed that little Risa looks like Lolidusa.

>>32036324
>stick to them, we aren't losing whitey. We are best aunt.

>Randomly accuse 42 of being Loki in passing. Command others nearby to detain him if we see him.

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You decide to go find Jager, at the very least to make sure she hasn’t gone mad from lack of vitamin R. “Riboflavin?” You ask. No, that is vitamin G or, well, B2 I guess. “Then Vitamin R is…” You ask as you step out into the freezing cold. You, obviously. “Am I water soluble?” You wonder. Eventually probably.

You sniff out Jager and walk towards the main shrine area. You stop as you nearly get to the primary building and spin on your heel to dramatically point at a passing hollow. “Loki! I knew it was you all along number 42!” You shout jamming your finger at his nose.

He frowns as you do so. “No, I am not Loki.” He explains.

You press harder and make him take a few steps back. “That is exactly what a Loki would say when I caught him!” You say poking his nose a bit more. “Loki!”

“Well, since we are on uncomfortable fact and revelations, have you finished those reports Jager wanted? She said she wanted to have everything coordinated for later.” He explains.

You reach into your pants and pull out an egg. You put the egg in his hand and nod. “H-Here is my report.” You say.

“This is an egg.” He points out.

Shit! Play it cool! “I… I kept it warm?” You wonder, thinking that was probably your job. “Yeah, that was my job.”

“No, you said you were going to-“ He starts but you kick his hand sending the egg flying. He does a pretty sick slide and saves the egg, and you blink in shock.

“How the bloody hell did you manage that?” You ask.

“Oh, the baseball team has me as third baseman.” He says and when you look around confused he frowns. “The various sports teams you told us to make? I organized a few different teams for it, we have a baseball team, a women’s softball, a soccer team, and even the lacrosse team you wanted.” He explains.
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Man, he is really good at his job. You up your cloaking and sneak into the main shrine area. You smell Jager below and hop on the ladder; then you remember ladders are like stairs and just sort of fall. You look around the training area and see several modifications.

The walls are coated in some strange material which makes you think going to hueco from here would be hard. The ground is also covered in some energy emitting sand, though it doesn’t cover it all. In the middle of the training area you see a bath has been made with hot water, candles, flowers of some sort, and other soothing things. Jager is sitting in it with a cloth over her eyes and you think you can get a drop on her.

Do you?

[] Cannonball!
[] Just call her name
[] Leave her for now
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32036614
Good man!

>>32036633
>[] Just call her name

An idle wonder and muse, about how to flip whitey's fuse.

She seems hair trigger and needs a hobby, even as our murderous angel she needs a grounding of loyalty beyond knowing Zweity is her sister & murder fun. We cannot let Mari get her nice claws into her, nor will the Shinigami be willing to be friendly.

To bring true, through, and a bit less blue things to whitey, we need to things.

1. Learn her actual name.

2. Haaaaaaaaaaave you met Ryoko?

Being werewolves with one another, perhaps even falling in love will ground darling 3rd. And Ryoko's misplaced trust in us assures Whitey in the full moon.

>>32036633
We could totally buy Hedonistic Cancer right now and say high with a concentrated blast of feel good, but that would put a 10spxp dampener on our obtaining Zero for beamspam and fuck letting the happiness of others impede our progress towards improved beamspam.

>[x] Just call her name

>>32036324
Tell Mari to fuck off. She took Zweity from us, she's not getting Whitey.

>>32036661
Holy shit I think you just discovered the use for HC.

Risa will never be good at people, so she'll just use magic to make it harder for them to get pissed off at the stupid she she does.

It's the pseudo diplomacy power!

>>32036633
Mew her name. Like a sad kitty.

>>32036633
>[] Cannonball!
The only right answer.

>>32036633
Go in as Kitty Risa or ChildRisa. See Jager stay angry at that.

God, all this waifuing is pissing me off now. I just want to gitgud and kill things.

>>32036633

Happiest lizard CannonBall...

kind of like a small splash, but WAY more happy....

We should assign 42 a new task.

Assign him the task of drafting up battle plans to exterminate all bears on earth. The foundation of a great bear genocide.

Itemized lists of species and pilopulations and the like.

>>32036673
Who we taking with us on relic hunt? Whitey is a must, but others?

>>32036716
The best ship is friendship with out Dakka Wolf. Remember, we died once to protect her.

>>32036745
Zweity. Heck, take all the Quincy, family trip.

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You avoid cannon-balling into her bath, despite it being an option and the honorable cannonball party asking for it. “Jager.” You call out slinking over to her.

“Yes Risa?” Jaser asks.

“I remembered I promised to let you touch the fluffy tails.” You say.

“Not really in the mood for it.” Jager replies and you feel like it is a slap to the face.

You blink for a moment, look back, then back to her, then down. “But they are fluffy. I don’t think you fully understand how fluffy they are. Like, so fluffy. Sometimes I am worried they are too fluffy and that it will bring about the end of times. Then I stab myself to stop that sort of loser talk.” You explain.

“I am sure they are very nice, but I just want to lay here like this for a while. It was pretty hard getting this spring set up and I want to enjoy it before it inevitably becomes destroyed.” She replies.

“You’re mad.” You note.

“I’m not mad.” She probably lies in reply

“Well then I will…

[] Leave you to it, I have artifacts to destroy. Or gods? Not sure, I will murder what the computer tells me to.
[] Join you! This is something people do
[] Other, please specify

>>32036804
>[x] Leave you to it, I have artifacts to destroy. Or gods? Not sure, I will murder what the computer tells me to.
Bring Sin-Fin. She knows stuff about artifacts; she has an angel sword or something and she was very good at getting those knives for the last asshole in charge.

>>32036788
A trip could help Friedhelm suck far less.

Bring him to Auschwitz. Then rant at him for the blitz. Then complain about German attempts at Punk, or porn for that matter.

>>32036804
>[] Leave you to it, I have artifacts to destroy. Or gods? Not sure, I will murder what the computer tells me to.
Still want to steal the imperial regalia of Japan

>>32036804
Tell her that she should get used to that bed. Without her second release, we cant use her. Ever. This proves it. Honesty is the bitterest medicine.

Then, leave and do actually important stuff.

>>32036804
>[] Leave you to it, I have artifacts to destroy. Or gods? Not sure, I will murder what the computer tells me to.

>>32036804
>[] Other, please specify
Angel hunting? Buy laughter wavelength to get a damage boost against them and go eat&kill one of the winged fuckers.

>>32036847
no bully pls

>>32036804
>Leave you for now, but later. Maybe if you want, we could kill Fenrir and stop the endless winter. Then I could feed him to you maybe?

>I found Zweity's sister, Lillith woke her and made her kinky.

>>32036874
+1 for wavelength. The other part could get angels after us but Lucy did promise to keep us safe.

>>32036847
It's been honest. Jager's fucking useless if she refuses to go for second release and having her in the field will most likely get us both killed. She obviously doesn't appreciate that so we need to be blunt; we aren't in the wrong here, she is.

>>32036894
Shit, meant to reply to >>32036878

>>32036894
>It's been honest. Jager's fucking useless if she refuses to go for second release and having her in the field will most likely get us both killed. She obviously doesn't appreciate that so we need to be blunt; we aren't in the wrong here, she is.
>>32036847

Remember that it's been like an hour in-quest. Continuing to hammer this over and over is just going to piss her off more. Just let Jager have her little relaxation time and maybe she'll think on it and come to a conclusion we want.

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So leaving her to it seems to win.

Do you want to tell her she is useless?

Y/N

>>32036894
Look, no. Stop pushing so hard, otherwise we'll end up giving the impression that all we want from her is help and power.

>>32036921
No, but I want to bring up that she used to want us to include her in stuff and she's confusing us now.

>>32036921
N

>>32036921
N

>>32036920
>>32036932
She'll die the next time a serious fight happens, like Sin Fin almost did. I mean, she nearly died when we left her alone and that was a mission where she was only meant to be man handled at best. We went through a whole fucking arc for her to get her powers.

>>32036921
Don't be so blunt. Just, try to make it clear that she won't be able to do anything if she isn't willing to git gud.>>32036935 Also works.

>>32036921
n

but maybe just say "I"m worried about you"

>>32036921
Worried, want to make her cube wolf

Feed her Fenrir, when we can

>>32035919
Maybe that would be a faith power thing.

>Get killed
>EF drains to revive

>>32036921
N

Writing now.

>>32037052
Would Laughter Wavelength interact with Sin-Fin's angel sword in some way? I bet it would.
inb4 "try it and see"

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“Well, I will leave you to it. I am going to go find artifacts and then eat them. Or I am going to find gods and eat them.” You tap your chin and frown. “Actually, you know what? I am just going to eat whatever the computer tells me to eat.” You explain standing and walking back to the ladder. Ugh.

“Have fun.” Jager offers curtly.

You struggle up the ladder, making a show of your suffering as you cough and sneeze halfway up. You finally make it to the top and fall on your back in the main shrine area. You take deep lungfuls of the air, and feel the tickling pain you feel when you have to deal with stairs. So ladders are off limits now too, awesome.

You push yourself off the ground and boot up your computer. You assemble a scale replica of Nepal out of toothpicks while you wait, then check out the news sites. Strange smiling fish seen off the coast of Japan, probably because of you, and some information about the stock prices which make you sleep.

You then go to conspiracy sites and look over some of the information posted. Strange lights in the sky accompanied by men in black suits off of Okinawa, probably more fluff than nomming. You then see some information about a festival near Kyoto which, checking your map, turns out to be closer. It also seems like contact was lost with a small village to the north, with authorities blocking off the road in and out of the village. Could be nothing, but with the strange things going on it could be anything.

Then again Loki is still everyone and Lucy has a person here you may want to talk to. What should you do?

[] Village to the north for the murder mystery
[] Okinawa for fluff
[] Kyoto for foightan
[] Other, please specify

>>32037105
You would have to try and see

In after try and see

>>32037109
>[] Village to the north for the murder mystery
Yes

>>32037109
>[] Other, please specify
Go steal the Imperial regalia of japan, because why not?

Rolled 2

>>32037109
The village looks like a chance to get another town of worshipers. That could be fun.
But Kyoto is foightan' and foightan' is da best...
Bah. Flippin the coin. 1 for village, 2 for foightan

And can we >>32037131 ? I wanna buy LW and try to see if SinFin will let us try the sword. If it works, we can steal one of our own!

>>32037109
>Village to the north. Bring the twincies and maybe Lupinar to find out what Is Jäger Bombs' deal right now. Also Monster, he is a Funigami

>>32037180
>Bring the twincies and maybe Lupinar
Please god no. They're weak as shit

Kyoto since we just killed the Date Rape God in battle and wish to see what shiny things are there for fighting his dad. Or ending the Sloth Menace forever.

>>32037180
I believe Monster is MIA and the others are weak as shit. We need Whitey and Winston with us.

>>32037180
>bringing Lupinar
Just why.
>>32037193
The twincies on the other hand probably need to be brought places to be made less shit.

>>32037180
Sounds like a good idea to me.

Okay, so people want to buy laughter wavelength?

SPXP: 27
Cost :20

Is that correct?

Y/N

Also, seems village in north is winning. Writing based on that

>>32037237
Y

>>32037237
Eh, does it offer any fightan bonuses?

>>32037237
Y

>>32037172
That may have already happened offscreen. Remember just before we got the lamp, meeting that random human we kept calling Nishi the Blade?

>>32037237
Y not?

>>32037109
[] Kyoto for foightan
Do what we do best

>>32037237
Y


>>32037245
Yes. It's basically Angel Slayer + boosts all stats when around angelic things. Might give us buffs to using SinFin's sword or swords like it.

Also opens up the ability to start getting other buffs to our Grace abilities.

>>32037237
Y

>>32037237
Y

Bought.

>>32037237
Y
I feel like it's a bad idea to make ourselves more in tune with the enemy, but it seems like it will have some useful effects. And we will probably be interacting a lot with angels anyway.

>>32037284
I'm curious why we get the option to unlock the Grace and not our plotrock thing. Old Ones take priority over angels as far as cosmic hierarchy goes.

>>32037284
Soon, we will make Angels.

Wait. If we ate Soul King, do we now have his power over nofunigami?

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You decide the village in the north has some promise so you troll the forum a bit before getting banned, but you managed to get the information you needed to potentially find the village. You feel your doodle points drain away and a strange cracking sound. You look around, but decide it is probably nothing and let it go. You stand up and decide on who to take.

You have no idea what awaits you at the village with no doors and- “Wait, the village as no doors? That sounds terribly inconvenient.” You note. Yeah, whatever.

Shall you make your party to come with you to the village?

Who do we take with us?

Also, anything else you want to do while you are here?

(Write in)

>>32037314
I think we already unlocked the Old One stuff sortof. It's just not in the spxp powers section.

>>32037324
Angels are impossibly difficult to make.

No.

>>32037325
Whitey and Kane!

>>32037325
Sin Fin and Hiroshi

>>32037325
Ask Sin Fin to touch the sword and see what it feels like. I've wanted to do this for a long time even before LW was available to buy.

I wanna bring Sin Fin. Kinda want to bring Ryoko, but she did just get back from dick island and I dunno if she'll be up for round two.

>>32037325
>Shall you make your party to come with you to the village?

>Also, anything else you want to do while you are here?
Touch the mod souls or whatever.

>>32037325
Someone we dont bring that often.

>>32037348
I'll second SF but big H needs to be around in case shit goes down at the shrine. He is the only competent healy person we have.

also >>32037356 seems like a good idea if I'm remembering the timeframes right and we can do that now.

>>32037275
>It got added under Skills instead of the 2nd release powers or in the end of the base powers section like every other spxp buy has been
buwhaaaaaat

>>32037325
Bring along Lupinor, maybe she knows whats eating Jager.

>>32037382
Corrected.

>>32037325
Short Fin and either Whitey or Dobby. Can't really bring both because Zweity be alone sad.
We really need to get around to finding a virgin sacrifice or something for Lilith so that we can get the thing to make Zweity not a toddler mind anymore.

>>32037392
We know whats wrong with her she told us.

>>32037418
Well yes, but we don't really know how to fix it.

Looks like Sin-Fin is a solid yes to being brought, and there is some debate if you want another.

>>32037392
I'm starting to suspect that you're the person that made up Lupinor. There's no reason anyone would want to bring her with us.

Please roll 1d100 for noticing something.

Best of first five.

>>32037425
And Lupinor would?

Rolled 14

>>32037444

Rolled 86

>>32037444

>>32037325
Offer Jager a choice on coming, we never do battles with her around and I think it wears on her a little.

Rolled 98

>>32037444
Do we win?

>>32037448
Maybe? She seems to be the one closest to Jager besides us. And we're crazy.
>>32037430
Nope. Also not the person who originally suggested the Idea. Side note: I thought Monster was MIA/dead.

Rolled 60

>30 SPXP
>Grace manifestation: Simple manipulation of the angelic grace to make you more in tune with angels and provides some noticeable changes.
Neat.

>>32037444
Think we could ask Akira to come? I remember you said that it was possible to get him to become loyal.

Rolled 25

>>32037444

>>32037344
>Angels are impossibly difficult to make.
Sounds fair. Could we get some sort of "you are what you eat" power to allow us to add powers of things we've eaten to our minions. It would probably make them less reliable though.

>>32037461

Yes.

>>32037479
I think our minions can already do lesser versions of what we do. They're made out of our power, after all.

I think. Azure, can Father John do mini versions of what Risa can do?

>>32037491
Can do a little of what risa can do in much lesser versions.

Yo, people. We need Whitey before Mari can make her into a better person. Also to test her powers.

>>32037344
Can we glue eagle wings to apes and claim flying monkies?

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You decide to go check out the mod soul camp. You walk to the science section and avoid getting barreled over by the scrubby gami working there. You walk over to the soul taker fellow and raise a hand in salute. “Hey, just wondering how that Mod Soul program was working out for you?” You ask.

“Yes, we are ready for the trial run. Here, pour your energy into this tube.” She explains presenting a giant glowy, glass cylinder.

You press your hands against it and feel a pull as you pour out your energy into the case. You feel it hungrily gobble it up.

>98

You extend your senses and feel something within the cylinder, as if a malevolent awareness has kissed the vague empty soul energy and left its will on it. You turn to ask the science person about it and-STATIC SOUNDS

No, it is all perfectly fine. Everything is fine. You probably had a really nice chat with the science person about science things. You think, maybe? You probably had a nice conversation and the two of you laughed and made merry and you know for certain everything is 100% fine.

You are standing outside the building, reality looking a little wobbly around the edges. You blink as you remember that strange feeling has happened before, when talking about Fenrir and in a time that was not. You scratch your head and…

[] Go to Sin-Fin to stare at the butt and something about adventure
[] Go back in for another talk
[] Other, please specify

>>32037491
Yeah. I meant the upgrade would allow us to create minions with shigami-like, quincy-like or similar powers to other types of beings we have eaten instead of just mini Risa powers.

>>32037517
The whole reason we went to get her was to get a sister for bitey. You want to take her away first thing?

>>32037545
Exactly. She' s useful, unlike Bitey. You want to lose them both.

>>32037535
[] Go back in for another talk
Nope, not letting this happen.

>>32037535
Oh for FUCK's sake. Loki? Ryouichi from beyond the grave?

Probably Loki. I bet that was Liesmith doing something.

>[x] Go back in for another talk
FUCK YOU LOKI

>>32037535
>[] Go back in for another talk
Kick the door in.

>>32037535
>[X] Go back in for another talk
Shenanigans!

>>32037535
Okay, who or what is fucking with us? At least whoever got the energy got a dose of madness as well. It' s getting lasers next.

[x] get back in there and get that cylinder

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>>32037535
>[X] Go back in for another talk

Zweity and Whitey are made of Hollow, Bount, and Quincy. Those are the little Nephilim copy experiment things from Lucifer, dunno who, and Loki.

I wonder what a Berserker(Odin) + Nephilim(God) + [some other third thing] would be like.

>>32037535
kick the door down

"goddammit loki! what the hell did you just get me to do?"

>>32037535
>Go back in, Loki is in the lab. An he has a tube of your Go Juice for his Risa Shrine. Hey, what is Loki's love counts as worship?

>>32037676
>Loki was yandere stalker teacher all along!

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“Maybe we can make Sin-Fin wear something which will make her butt look-“ You start but then spin around as the voices in your head take the wheel.

Oh hell nah. “M-monologue(s)?” You ask looking around concerned. One of those bastards are Loki.

“Really? You think the Soul Society would hire a Nordic deity?” You ask amused. You purple bint, we thinking of the same Soul Society? The Soul Society which hired at least one, probably two fallen angels, three traitors, a shoggoth, and was run by a great old one?

You narrow your gaze in thought and realize they have no hiring standards. They would have probably hired you if you were to apply there. You kick open the door and point at the tube “Loki!” You accuse and pounce on it, wrapping your legs around the violet liquid container. “Loki!” You shout biting the cylinder and then head-butting it.

“Ms. Schrodinger what are you-“ One of the science scrubs, the one who almost ran you over with a cart if you remember right, starts but you point your finger at them too.

“Loki!” You accuse and leap on the young man wrapping your arms and legs around him. “Loki!” You say biting his collarbone.

“Ah! I- What are you doing? St-stop!” He cries as he flails around adorably, in a way you would probably enjoy if you still had all the human drives.

“Stop right there I-“ A LT scrubbygami says but gets your finger pointed at her too.

“Loki!” You accuse and tackle her, pinning her to the ground and taking a few nibbles on her ear.

“What is all this Risa?” Kazuki asks.

[] Laser everything at once! Everyone is loki!
[] Tell him he has a Loki in his midst!
[] Attack the machine!
[] Other, please specify

>>32037676
If that's all he needs it for, tempted to let him have it. Imagine him showing this shrine to, say, Thor.

>...and this is my shrine to my waifu
>she' s so gorgeous, funny and fluffy!
>I even have a few of her things here, like her juice sample!
Meanwhile the juice is this violet shifting blob that keeps roiling and screaming random things.

>>32037723
>[] Tell him he has a Loki in his midst! He might be the Loki! Nobody leaves until this room has been de-Loki'd!!

>>32037723
Tell him there is a Loki in his midst, we felt his Lie Magic and lost a few minutes. We remember what it feels like!

I don't think we handled this very well...
[] Attack the machine!

>>32037723
>>[] Tell him he has a Loki in his midst!
I have no idea what to do after this, though.

>>32037723

>>[] Tell him he has a Loki in his midst!

lets catch us a liesmith.

>>32037723
Whatever loki is up to is probably bad for us right? So we just need to destroy whatever it is that he made with our power. Nothing can go wrong!
>[] Attack the machine!

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>>32037723

>>32037723
>[] Tell him he has a Loki in his midst!

Something here is making my brain meats fuzzy, which is the opposite of fluffy! I will hunt and stalk and rip and tear until I find it.

>>32037723
>[] Tell him he has a Loki in his midst!

>>32037723
Quick, lick everyone at once and see who doesn't taste like Soul Reaper!

>>32037861
oh, well I guess we were wrong then. come on guys no loki here.

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“You have a Loki in your midst! Not only that, he has a lewd juice sample from me! I felt his Liesmith power, I know what happened! Well, the voices in my head know what happened. No one is leaving here until we figure out which of you is Loki.” You explain keeping an even gaze on all of them.

“That is not the case. I am uncertain what a Loki is, but the machinery here is quite delicate. Please calm down.” The captain says raising gloved hands to try and calm you.

“That is just what a Loki would say.” You note.

You think you have him nearly unmasked when a scrubbygami pushes a button and shouts into a machine “We have a situation here it is Schrodinger, she has gone insane! She attacked some of us and-“ He starts but you sonido over to the device and smash it, ending the communication.

“That was certainly a Loki thing to do.” You note.

You hear the doors open from the other side of the shrine, but you know what you must do. You sonido over to the LT and hoist her by her robes. “What is the true purpose of this machine? Tell me damn you!” You ask and the woman shakes her head.

“I-It’s what you told us to make! It infuses mod souls with the energy from hollows so they can become stronger faster, and then be fed to basic hollows to advance the evolution!” Yes, that is what you wanted. But you can’t trust any of them.

“Ri-chan? What are you doing?” Hiroshi asks as he steps into the doorway.
(1/2)

>>32038006
Yell at him about your hiring practices. He could have hired /you/.

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You turn and see the shinigami and the hollows standing there. Jager is at the front, her fair still damp and in a poofy bathrobe. “Risa, put the Shinigami down. They’re our friends remember?” She asks.

“I knew she was unstable, but she came in here calling us Lokis and accusing us of doing something untoward.” The scientist guy says. “This was her idea, perhaps she forgot?”

“Okay, well how about you calm down for a moment Ri-chan?” Hiroshi asks.

You see the robed captain reaching for a device. It could be something Lokish.

[] Attack the tube, at the very least you shall not have your idea turned against you!
[] Attack Robe Captain! Clearly violence is the solution to this problem!
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32038023
>[]Other, please specify
calm down. Seriously, how many times has loki tried to manipulate us into smashing us

>>32038023
[x] Calm down
[x] Demand that the Robe Captain put the tube back into it's coat and unmask itself.

>>32038023
calm down
"look you know how i'm crazy? well one of the helpful affects of that is that i react weirdly to mental affects, and i'm telling you someone here is messing with my mind"

>>32038023
[x] Let it happen
Sorta curious here. Besides, we can handle this little stunt.

>>32038035
This. It's time for something unexpected.

Calmly gauging our options?

HE'D NEVER SEE IT COMING

>>32038023
Gravity everyone to the ground.

>>32038023
Start screaming for Timmy to get in here and help us unfuck the fuckery that Loki did. Maybe if we throw enough fatebreakers at the tube, it will undo the Loki stink.

>>32038023
>[]Other, please specify

Ask yourself what The Doctor would do. This would be the point where he loudly explains his arcane thought process to his companions.

>>32038023
Calm down, calm yourself into someone calm and explain things

>>32038115
This also works.

>>32038023
>[x]Other, please specify


I kinda like this: >>32038115

Besides, we were just kind of nibbling on stuff. If we can smell spiritual energy, then getting tactile sensation and taste is even better than smelling!

>>32038023

>>32038108
A reality fucking armsrace sounds pretty nifty. Start firing off wishbreakers and fatebreakers and generally make the universe squirm

>>32038023
Calm down and explain, while asking people stop moving. We react oddly to reality manipulation and mind effects. One just happened on us, and we didn't cause it. We know Loki is here. We know he is interfering, and either tampered with the device or made the device.

Looks like calming your tits and trying to explain it takes the cake.

>>32038172
We should bring Akira to the island with us, if we're still going

>>32038172
If our tuts are being unreasonable, we should calm them. They may have something important to tell everyone.

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You heard the fellows, calm your tits lady. “My tits are plenty calm!” You object. Okay, this is going nowhere.

Your brain shapeshifts to dose you with feel good chemicals and relaxing neurochemicals. The feel good drugs make you simmer a little and you drop the LT because the voices command it. “Right, ahem, I am calm, see? Perfectly calm.” You explain then point to the robed captain. “You use that device I will laser the ever loving crap out of you.” You say then look to your comrades.

“Ri-Chan, are you okay? Are you, well, are you hearing any voices now?” Hiroshi asks.

“Oh, always but they actually usually give good advice.” Well, I mean, sometimes. “Okay, sometimes they give good advice.” Well… “They usually give better advice than I would manage on my own.” You offer. There you go.

“Risa what happened?” Jager asks looking untrusting at you like you just went crazy and started jumping on people for a nibble.

“As you know my crazy plus the sensitivity to reality manipulation makes me a little touchy to what happens to the universe. Someone made reality bite into the pillow while going in dry and it wasn’t me. Which means someone liesmithed me, which means Loki is here. Plus he probably made the machine, or manipulated it.” Or he is the Machine. Think about it. “Or that.” You agree.

“Made the device, you were the one who told us to make it!” Robe person says.

“Yes, the perfect cover story.” You agree narrowing your gaze.

Jager frowns deeply and steps forward. “Risa, how about you go take a walk for a while? Maybe cool your head.” She offers.

“But Loki!” You protest.
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“Ri-Chan, I have known pretty much everyone in this department since they have come here. None of them are named Loki and honestly you are kind of scaring me a little. How about you go relax for a while and we will try and put things back together here, okay?” Hiroshi asks.

Seems we did not get hit with a thing, but still loki is afoot.

[] Leave and go see someone
[] Go sulk for a bit and meet characters who will probably help with the Loki problem
[] Go see Sin-Fin about the village, nothing you can do now
[] Attack something!
[] Other, please specify
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>>32038331
>[] Go see Sin-Fin about the village, nothing you can do now
Ahaha, now I want Loki to actually come forward with his master plan just to say:"For a Loki that isn't supposed to be here, he' s surprisingly..here." and then leave so the rest can deal with it.

>>32038314
>>32038331
>[X] Go sulk for a bit and meet characters who will probably help with the Loki problem

Seriously you people, it's fucking Loki, do you really think he would ever let you think that he was actually there. He wants you all to think that we are crazy, well I mean we actually are crazy but you shouldn't discount the few moments of lucidity we have because they are usually important, maybe.

>>32038331
>[] Go see Sin-Fin about the village, nothing you can do now

>>32038331
>[] Go sulk for a bit and meet characters who will probably help with the Loki problem

Demand Ice Cream, Loki probably hates ice cream.

>>32038331
[x] Attack something!

Blow it all the fuck up. Laughing Genocide, remember?

>>32038331
>[x] Go sulk for a bit and meet characters who will probably help with the Loki problem

What if we, just, you know, asked Akira about it?

>>32038331
>[x] Other, please specify
"Ok. Stop and think for like 2 seconds. Loki has pretty much the same cloaking/illusions/shapeshifting wombo combo that I have. And then crank that up a bit because I don't think he started getting into gravity and beamspam. And then his own funky brand of reality fuckery. And then the fact that he's been doing this for longer and is currently in the deeper end of the pool than we are. You people wouldn't be able to stop -me- from tricking you if I wanted to. Fuck. I half-ass it most of the time and Loki can trick harder. Actually, you know what? Fuck all y'all. Activate the machine and watch what happens when some crazy shit busts out the tube and kills a bunch of people. I'll just come back and kill&eat it and get stronger."
Then drop the mic and walk out with both birds flying high.

>[x] Go see Sin-Fin about the village, nothing you can do now

>>32038331
Go see Sin Fin, but mark your words, a crazy trickster Norse god is somewhere around here.

>>32038331
>[] Go sulk for a bit and meet characters who will probably help with the Loki problem
God damn Loki...

>>32038331
>[x] Go sulk for a bit and meet characters who will probably help with the Loki problem

It is indeed a great paradox when the most insane person in the room is the only bastion of sanity in this matter.

Go see #42. He might be skeptical of our suspicion, but he has a good head on his shoulders. Maybe we can bounce some ideas off of him and see if he can come up with anything good.

>>32038331
Point out the Soul King was a Great Old One and that he also used to work with the Kingfisher that was wrecking up Soul Society. Ask him if it's really that hard to believe that an entity older than anyone here, that is known as the Liesmith, and has shown a tenacious love of screwing with us since we went Menos could possibly have tampered with anything. Also note malevolent feeling from the soul.

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Looks like taking care of Loki takes priority over going off to a village?

Okay, writing now.

>>32038331
>[X] Other, please specify

We are talking about Loki here. You know, prince of deceit, the betrayer, the trickster, the liesmith, and he is probably listening to this conversation right now so I hope he is feeling warm tinglies from all the compliments but seriously, it's fucking Loki we are talking about. He probably has Fob Watch which is a thing on my character sheet that you probably don't know about but it lets me trick myself into thinking I am somebody else and acting like them and given Loki is pretty much a norse version of me with less crazy and rage he probably has the same thing. Basically what I am saying is that he is probably in the room right now and he just wants you to think I am crazy because he's Loki and that's how he rolls.

Seriously, fucking Loki."

Can we Fob Watch into Loki? Just to totally fuck the minds of everyone in the vicinity.

>>32038472
I'm not even sure why. I'm pretty sure he's stronger than Beelz or at least fairly close and Beelz is in the "you fight him and you gon' die" tier of power

>>32038472
>we will never test out the angel sword

>>32038481
Because Loki is:
- Going to make our lives constantly worse until we befriend the hell out of him
- Basically us, but sane

Taking 5 minutes now to try to figure out what he's doing, will save us from coming back and having everybody try to kill us because of his manipulation.

>>32038481
I think he's significantly weaker than an Archdemon.

>>32038510
Eh, he' s probably making some abomination in the tube. Something with a lite version of a few of our powers.

>>32038481

I think Loki mentioned in a previous thread (I think it was after we just got finished visiting the Nephilim after the attack on the shrine) that he couldn't take us on directly. He's tricky, but I don't think he could challenge any of his divine peers who were good at fighting.

>>32038478
You mean cancel your current Fob Watch back into Loki

PLOT TWIST

>>32038481
This is more of a potential to drive him out of your lives for now because he keeps trying to dick you right in the hollow hole

>>32038518
Beelz isn't a reallydemon in this setting. Fallen angels are something else.

>>32038527
He beat everyone we brought with us within an inch of their lives while we were in the Fenrir prison and he didn't even break a sweat. Ryoko+Ryouichi+Akira+Jager would have given us a hard time. He's stronger than us.

>>32038521
So Ryouichi 2?

So what part of that statement seems like either a 'fun' or 'good' idea? Because we can nip that in the bud here, or wait till the plan comes to fruition, and have to burn all our fate breakers again.

Santa can't save us again.

>>32038557
Back then maybe.

>>32038531
That only proves my point. Seriously, the Abrahamic religions are the dominant force in the setting. Loki is powerful yes, but not equal to a top tier Abrahamic figure.

>>32038615
Not really. Demons are still Abrahamic figures, the distinction is just which kind he is.

You know, considering they are suppose to be allies our allies haven't been on our side very much lately.

>>32038648
>anyone sane
>siding with Risa

Ohhhhhhhh boy.

>>32038648
We've been looking...crazier.

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>>32038521
>>32038583

Or maybe some sorta crazy anti-Risa.

>>32038521
Maybe he didn't want all the weight from a pregnancy with Risa going to his hips like Sleipnir did.

>>32038648
Their are TWO great liars hiding among them, spreading discord while are running around, eating giant squid and babbling insanely at them. We don't have allies, we have people that are included in the stuff that is ours.

>>32038664
>>32038663
Fuck that, we've been holding back for them. We've been acting nice and good for all of them too, and even playing the good guy. All we get in return is us needing to play upkeep and convince people we aren't doing something bad when we actually aren't.

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“You guys worked for a Great Old One and this is what you latch onto as improbable? Stop and think for like 2 seconds. Loki has pretty much the same cloaking/illusions/shapeshifting wombo combo that I have. And then crank that up a bit because I don't think he started getting into gravity and beamspam. And then his own funky brand of reality fuckery. And then the fact that he's been doing this for longer and is currently in the deeper end of the pool than we are. You people wouldn't be able to stop -me- from tricking you if I wanted to. Fuck. I half-ass it most of the time and Loki can trick harder.” You explain.

“Ri-chan, by that logic any of us could be this Loki.” Hiroshi explains. “From our perspective you had them do something for you, then suddenly you attacked them. We know you have certain things in your head which makes us worried about you Ri-chan.”

“What? But- Come on! My insanity has only ever been useful. You know what? When Loki goes crazy and his evil tube baby eats all of you don’t come crying to me.” You say sonidoing out of the room.

You climb the town and sulk in the snow like a rowdy risa. “Best you got?” Just giving it a test run.

You think about why your mates were not really your mates this time around, and why all these bad things keep happening to you. Well, I mean, since it’s sort of obvious right? “What do you mean?” You ask.
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>>32038703
>We've been acting nice and good for all of them too
...

Stop sounding like an Internet nice guy for goodness' sake. We are a psychotic Hollow that recently ate the Soul King, got vaporized by Lucifer, ate gods/angels and acts unstable as fuck.

Why would Risa even trust herself?

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Well, Loki didn’t have to tell you he was at the shrine at all, but he did which made you paranoid. Plus there was the attack on the shrine which made your comrades injured and you a bit angry at them. You pulled Caede away which made Zweity sad, which made you go to Hue Co. where you just so happened to find her sister all finished and ready which means you may have to fight Mari over it. He is a god of conflict and chaos. “So you are saying he did all this to make me fight with my mates because seeing me fight them gets his tube steak pumping?” You ask. In so many words. Or maybe it’s just been a stressful time. Or maybe you are just not good people.

“Let’s stick with the idea which keeps my ego inflated.” You command scratching your chin. “Now how to catch him…” You wonder.

“Catch who?” Ryoko asks balancing on the snowy roof. “Heyo. Hiroshi told me to come make sure you were okay. What’s wrong?”

You sonido to her and grab her shoulder tight. “You! You!” You say happily then pause. “How is Ryoko supposed to help me?” You ask.

Well, ask her, not me.

Do you ask her something?
[] Yes
[] No, just cling to her
[] Other, please specify
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>>32038776
>[] Other, please specify
Berserkers are basically Loki detectors. Hold her by her ankles like a stick and point her at everything until we find the Loki.

>>32038776
>[x] Yes
Reveal to me your secrets, Norse demigoddess!

Maybe she has Loki vision as well.

>>32038776
Loki shenanigans. Should explain all for her, really. Ask if there's any of her berserker powers she thinks could help, since they're from the same divine segment.

>>32038776
>Tell her your Loki problems.
>All of them, including the one where he powered up alt Ryouichi an made him a rape monster.
>Tell her he was about to start again. Don't explain further.
>Loki is trying to make me paranoid.

>>32038776
Point at the doll and tell her where Loki touched you.

She's a berserker, so that means she must hate Loki a bunch. And he's afraid of her.
Unless she's Loki, but that would just be weird.

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>>32038776
[] Yes
She is basically a Thor-Hulk. Thors and Hulks hate Loki. Let's see if anyone around here makes her angry.

Let's just find Natsuki or whatever and ask her what Sin she represents.

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“Can you detect Lokis?” You ask and she pauses.

“Detect Lokis? You know it is just Loki, not, like a bunch of them. Just one.” She explains. “And no, I don’t really think I can detect him, he just sort of shows up, dicks people, then vanishes.”

She takes a seat next to you and you decide to explain the situation to her. The whole situation, starting with Loki dicking you over with the Quincy’s, then him making Ryouichi a rape machine, then how he is maybe making more or something and no one believes you. It is a very emotionally touching moment and it would be a romantic comedy if it were made into a picture. Lots of hand holding and cheek rubbing. “And that, Ryoko, is why you should never mix your cleaning products. Deadly mustard gas.” You finish as she takes puff of her cigarette.

“I only got, like, half of that but you are sure Loki is here?” She asks.

“Positive. He made Ryouichi a rape monster and nearly diddled my Short-Fin. You should come with me the next time she shows her butt, it is honestly a life changing experience.” You say.

She is silent for a bit then shrugs. “So, you think the other Nordic guys could identify Loki?” She wonders.

You furrow your brow. “Maybe. They have had lots of experience with it.” You note.

“Well, I mean, sometimes when I go berserking and I get blown up really good in a fight I sort of see a big table with people laughing and talking happily before I regenerate. I go over this rainbow bridge into this big place and eventually I am sort of eating and sitting with them when I get blown up. I guess we could, I don’t know, get into a fight? You try to kill me a bunch of times and I try and shout Loki to those people? No idea if it would work, but maybe?” She explains.
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“Why does this plan have no downsides?” You ask.

“Well, like I said we would have to fight for it to work. Plus once you hit me good I don’t think I will be able to stop myself from going all out.” She explains.

Hrm. Should we try it?

[] That sounds like a great idea with no downsides
[] No way, I have seen your character sheet!
[] Ask more questions!(What?)
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>>32039070
>[] No way, I have seen your character sheet!
Can't you just do the rainbow punchy thing?

>>32039070
>[] No way, I have seen your character sheet!
If you've seen the place, can't you open a gate to it?

>>32039070
Ask her if she can use that rainbow bridge thing and just talk to them that way.

>>32039070
!no way I have seen your sheet

>>32039070
>[x] No way, I have seen your character sheet!

Besides, let's face it. Besides best scrub, nobody really trusts us enough to carry out such a complex plan without assuming that we're throwing a destructive tantrum. They fear us and some might even consider us a friend, but they don't trust us or consider us clever. Which is kind of hurtful, really.

We should at least try what this dude says, first:

>>32039106

Oh god.. inb4 this is Loki baiting us into a fight
>we start the fight
>he feign death
>someone, of course, sees this
>we have now "killed" 2 scrubs
>he kidnapped Ryoko a while ago

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“No way! I have seen your character sheet.” You say crossing yourself. What? Bloody coward.

She shrugs as if it doesn’t matter.

“Can’t you just open a gate to the place with the bifrost thingy?” You ask and she scrunches her nose.

“Not really, I don’t think. I mean, I have sort of been there, but at the same time not really. It’s like I have a vague idea of where it is, but without any real direction to it I can’t make the link.” She answers. She dusts herself off and stretches. “Well, I am freezing my unseemly places off out here. You going to come in?” She asks.

[] Yeah, I am going to go to Sin-Fin
[] No, I like the cold. It feeds me
[] Other, please specify

>>32039070
People already assume we're off our rocker. Killing Ryoko a bunch may make it worse.
Maybe tell her try praying to...let's say Thor, and saying we've got mead and the good shit if he'll thwack Loki into stop teasing us.

>>32039129
>consider us clever
No, no, I assure you, they consider us clever.

We're just extremely clever at all the wrong things. It's like asking an economist to do a vasectomy.

>>32039159
>[] Other, please specify

Can we Fob Watch into Ryoko?
Then we can regen and see the bifrost? Maybe? I think it works like that.

Until we can steal memories.

>>32039159
>[] Yeah, I am going to go to Sin-Fin
Touch that sword. Perhaps it will allow us to SMITE that little shit.

>>32039159

>[X] Yeah, I am going to go to Sin-Fin

>>32039190
Can we fob watch into Thor?
No really

>>32039208
We don't know squat about Thor.

>>32039159
I really, really don't like her plan.
"Sorry, Ryoko. I'm sure you're really sad that I don't want to smash your head a hundred times with laserfists, but yeah. Don't like the plan."
>[x] Yeah, I am going to go to Sin-Fin
Maybe we'll get to test the sword out. I wanna know if we should put effort into nicking another one.

>>32039190
It doesn't work like that. We can't use the powers of the people we shift into.

>>32039190
>>32039208

No, it does not work like that. You do not become them in that way. You would be gargantaing into Hue Co over and over and wonder why your bifrost isn't working like normal.

Since you have no idea what Thor looks like or how he smells you would not be convincing to anyone who knows, but you would think you are him based on what you know of him.