Super Spy Edition!You are Shax Bonemurder, some sort of light powered demigoddess! But more importantly, you're a cave goblin with a big sword. You just got done slamming a library into your cave domain, and now you have access to all these ancient books! And your light powers got stronger. Too bad you don't care about either of those things, huh?>Shax's Stuff! So you can keep track: http://pastebin.com/U3hKZfAd>CURRENT ADVENTURE PARTY: http://pastebin.com/tZ3saVGK>ABILITY TREE: http://pastebin.com/aBfqv1vP>CHARACTER Point: 1>I'm the boss! Points: 1Your steward approaches you, strange scroll in hand, "Oh, by the way, this was delivered by the celestial couriers not too long ago. You might find it interesting."It's a list of all the most famous and powerful swordsmen in the world, and their patrons. That's kinda cool, you guess. Wait, what??! You are listed at the bottom, the 100th most powerful swordsman in the world. Your patron is listed as 'Herself.' Which is rare. Jeez, that's kinda embarrassing. You're not really sure what to do with this information. Oh wait, the thing lists your location, too.>4/48 BtB exp>0/48 MSiF exp>10/48 CyRCTHaM exp>8/32 FMMM exp, 3/3 Tidal Points>0/1 WDFKCMASS exp. Advance this by defeating strong swordsmen!>You're not sure what else there is to unlock?You figure you oughta get back to the material plane. "Well, you guys keep it nice and neat. I'll be back later!""Farewell, master." "See you later, master." What loyal servants.You appear in the stone chair back in the ruined temple. Brokagh glances at your appearance, tossing a lazy salute. "Oh, hey boss. There aren't any traps even though this place is suspicious as hell." Sitri is turns at you, hand on hip, "Oh! Hey, Shax. Got an idea of where to go now?">See if you can't run into a swordsman on the list.>Rush the third altar.>Let's wander around the border of this country for a while.
>>31998126>See if you can't run into a swordsman on the list.Rank #100 is terrible but being our own patron is fine.
>>31998126>Rush the third altar.Altars fuck yeah!
>>31998126>Rush the third altar.Also that picture is awesome.
>>31998126I appreciate you running early. >It's a list of all the most famous and powerful swordsmen in the world, and their patrons. That's kinda cool, you guess. Wait, what??! You are listed at the bottom, the 100th most powerful swordsman in the world. Are we going to find ourselves a master? If so, we shouldn't settle for anyone but the best!
>>31998126>Rush the third altar.Let's finish our Light Godhood before picking a fight.
>>31998126>Rush the third altar.
Seems pretty definitive. Writing!
>>31998323Not enough glowing crystals.
>>31998358Damn. I knew I forgot something. Gonna fix it later. Not now though.>>31998372Thanks.
Holy shit. I just saw that we have 364,385 gold. So... should we go shopping when we get home or something?
>>31998126Are there only 3 altars?If so:>Rush the third altar.
>>31998429I think there's only three light altars.
>>31998126>>Rush the third altar
>>31998439Cool. Let's finish this quest chain then.
So are our realms linked? Like can we leave the library through a door or ladder or whatever and go to the other watery cavish realm?
>>31998563they got slammed together into one realm>>31998323you are awesome
>The Non-Stop Pop Pop and Stainless Steel - Physical training has given your body the endurance to fight on far beyond your normal limits! Extreme boost to HP and Stamina,Holy shit we have become the first goblin tank in the history by this point.
>>31998126>>Rush the third altar.also>Your patron is listed as 'Herself.' Which is rare. Jeez, that's kinda embarrassing.is as cool as damp caves Shax. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>31998422We should probably just go independent and make a living as mercenaries for hire.
>>31998323That looks great anon.
You put a finger on your chin, "Hey guys, I hate to be selfish, but do you think we can rush to that third altar? I know you probably all want to go home, and I don't wanna hang around on this continent much longer either, but I think I oughta really finish this up if at all possible, you know?" It isn't very boss like for you to ask like this, but you wanna make sure these guys are in it for the long haul.Bearbreath waves a paw in front of his mouth as he yawns, shaking his head before respondingly lazily, "Sure thing, boss. I was just here 'cause you wanted to come here anyway." Well, at least the most important one is on board with it.Elbowing you jokingly, Sitri says, "You know I'm just here cause you're too entertaining, right?" Allonces makes an noise of agreement as she hugs you from behind. Brokagh just winks and gives you a thumbs up, and Fetidclaw shrugs. You're clearly the most inspiring leader around.You're out the door in the next few moments, telling your friends about your new elemental jam. Out of the corner of your eye, you see several stone lizard servants waving good bye from the shadows of the small temple. Guess they're the guardians this time.The altar is about four days away. The landscape here is schizophrenic at best, a mishmash of jungles, swamps, deserts, and you're really getting sick of this place. The caves of your realm have only made you more homesick than you were before. Still, it is almost all over, you suppose!>Charge straight at the Altar. No time for lollygagging.>Maybe there is some time for lollygagging. See if there is anything interesting on the way.
>>31998629But being a mercenary is boring.If we're going to go independent I want to do something less overdone than being a mercenary.
>>31998643>Maybe there is some time for lollygagging. See if there is anything interesting on the way.ADVENTURE!
>>31998643>Charge straight at the Altar. No time for lollygagging.
>>31998643>Lollygagging only if our team wants to investigate something. If they're going along with this, we should at least try to let them have some fun along the way.
>>31998629We just finished a quest for one of the two leaders of this entire war effort, when we get back we are going to be a big dick G.>>31998643>Charge straight at the Altar. No time for lollygagging.Fuck jungles and fuck swamps.
>>31998643>Charge straight at the Altar. No time for lollygagging.This place sucks!By the way, Shax made Fetidclaw put on a shirt, right?
>>31998643>Allonces makes an noise of agreement as she hugs you from behindcut her in half. perfect chance. we can blame it on reflexes since she aproached from behind.
>>31998643>>Charge straight at the Altar. No time for lollygagging
>>31998643>lollygagging>we are the goblin loliI-i am scared.>Charge straight at the Altar. No time for lollygagging.Also, let's summon lizard servants. They are not like turtles right? They will stay with us?
>>31998577So we pretty much have our own little demiplane that gets larger the more altars we get? And also gives us superpowers.
>>31998703We need to overthrow the Fouldrinker clan when we get back.We're obviously better Goblin Chief material.If we take out Chief Fouldrinker will OP have to change his name?
>>31998723>cut her in half>right after she became usefulYeah good idea anon.
>>31998813Does First we Gonna ROCK basically let us do the stinger?
>>31998793Seems pretty right. We should get more shit in there.
>>31998780>Summon Stone Lizard Servant! These thin stone servants are excellent scouts and information gatherers. Maybe you can even figure out how to make them assassins? They're super quiet.Doesn't anyone want servants?
>>31998891There's no reason to summon them right now.
>>31998891Them pearls are a hot commodity
>>31998891We can do that after we get some more pearls.
>>31998891I prefer turtle mounted mobile artillery. Plus turtles are just plain cooler. And Crystal is cooler than Stone.
>>31998964The turtles are artillery now.
>>31998964Turtles can not leave where they are summoned.>>31998935>>31998910If we are going to get them anyways, the sooner the better.
>>31998964Maybe third shrine upgrades lizards to stone Gargoyles or Dragons. Then we could have our air squadron after all!>>31998989They're the kind that needs direct line of sight to do damage though.
>>31999000We're gonna fix that and have a permanent retinue of Crystal turtles.
>>31999000We don't need them now and we might as well save that last pearl in case we need to hit something hard. We will probably get more pearls during the trip home.
We should ask the Dragon Lady or the Drow Lady if there's any Altars they know of that we could conquer.Or any they have that they don't want.
>>31999097We should have 2 pearls if i remember correct.
>>31999097We should have 2 now since the extra one.just sayin.
>>31999119Altars are specific to this horrible continent, I believe.
>>31999124>>31999143Ah I forgot about that.
>>31999148Nope.It's just that most of the ones one the other continent are taken.Since there's an invading army there should be quite a few dangling around.They're probably prime targets for our army too.
>>31999119>Or any they have that they don't want.Are you serious?
A large tower is on the distance, drawing your gaze. Maybe it is filled with- a mosquito bites your neck and you slap it, pulling away you see a giant snake begin eating a small mammal of some kind that was eating the eggs of some sorta large flightless bird. Yeah, no, we're getting off this entire freaking continent. You tell Brokagh and Fetid to book it.You make quick time, and before too long you see a large village where the altar is supposed to be at. Weird, the map made this place look pretty empty. Brokagh comes sneaking back to where the party is holding. "Place is filled with weird vine looking guys. I think they're magical familiars like those turtles of yours.""Lizards, too.""Sure, whatever, boss. The point is, they're building something down there. More than just a village. I didn't even want to risk taking one out and getting closer in case their brains were, like, linked or something. I don't think that altar is unseated, Shax." Brokagh has a pretty serious look on his face.Fetid comes back, a vine person slung over her shoulder. She throws it onto the ground with a disgusted look on her face. "Took one down. It seems to be part plant, part earth. I don't see anything that really says 'light' to me, do you?" Apparently light means moss and crystals, so you don't know really.>Investigate closer. Send in Brokagh and crew to get more information.>Have Sitri go undercover as a traveling bard to check it out.>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!
>>31999201Ones a dragon and ones drow.I may not be their thing.Or it may be a reward for us.Or it may be a mission to go take one of the enemies' altars.Doesn't hurt to ask.
>>31999212>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!
>>31999212>a mosquito bites your neck and you slap it, pulling away you see a giant snake begin eating a small mammal of some kind that was eating the eggs of some sorta large flightless bird.uhm...What?
>>31999212>>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But seriously these guys don't seem like they can be diplomancied
>>31999212Maybe this altar has something to do with photosynthesis.Anyway>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!I don't think a bunch of guardians are going to take a bard's time of day and we can get all the info we need after we sac the place.
>>31999212>Have Sitri go undercover as a traveling bard to check it out.You need at least 10 people in a proper raid, Shax
>>31999212>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!>>31999246Not-Australia sucks.
>>31999212>Have Sitri go undercover as a traveling bard to check it out.Yeah, undercover stuff!
>>31999212>>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!Duh. Let's not start talking to the people we're gonna kill. We're taking that altar.
>>31999212>>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!If someone sits on it we just need to make him stand up long enough to sit right?Have everyone distract them and sneak in to the throne and sit on it.
>>31999269No you don'twe've done it with like 5.infact we rarely have 10, very rarely.
>>31999212>Have Sitri go undercover as a traveling bard to check it out.I've been wanting to see this for a while, but now's not the time. Raid it is.
>>31999212>>Have Sitri go undercover as a traveling bard to check it out.And we're her backup band. Shax even knows how to play the tambourine. Infiltration!
>>31999212>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!Fire seems helpful, maybe send our sneakiest guy ahead to set some fires to distract them and help against the vine people.
>>31999293>If someone sits on it we just need to make him stand up long enough to sit right?>Have everyone distract them and sneak in to the throne and sit on it.Would that even work? I want to try it at least. It would be hilarious if it worked.
>>31999212>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!Fools! by fortifying their position, they've become more vulnerable.
>>31999212>>A town means you can raid it. And we're raiders!
Lead me raid leader!Writing.
Shax will never become a drummer at this rate, guys.
Once we get back to the plains, can we summon up a gigantic crystal cove? Fuck subtlety, we need a cool evil base like any self respecting boss. Every month summon just a few more turtles. Shax is dissatisfied with raiding, so why not try for a little role reversal?
>>31999433Why would we want to be a drummer?
>>31999436So, what color should the crystals be?
>>31999436It'll naturally happen over time.We adapt the world to us.Also Shax is pretty satisfied with raiding.
>>31999433We're a tambourine girl.Much better than drummer since you get to dance while playing.
>>31999433The town is full of people made of vines and earth. They don't sound like the music appreciating type.>>31999457I agree we should learn the harmonica.>>31999436We have to see what they did with the base at home first.
>>31999474She was getting real bored and disillusioned with her job before she got called back by the Dragon Lady.
>>31999474>>31999436>>31999392After we get the Third Altar how fast will we adapt the world to us?Like a decent base in a week?Also will we be able to shut it off if we ever need to/it's at so high a rate that it is annoying.
>>31999467Changing colours on every floor. Scrub level at the bottom is green. Fish guy level is blue. Gnoll level is res. Shax level is clear crystal. With a pool.
>>31999492Not really.We were enjoying it quite a bit.She was looking forward to hitting that really big town.
SO>Bite the Hand that Feeds You>Improvised Dual Wield>Back"stab">The Non-Stop Pop Pop and Stainless SteelAnyone disagree?
>>31999573Not the time.
>>31999573>Bite the Hand that Feeds YouYes.>Improvised Dual WieldI'd prefer Soft Shell Soft Belly or any of the turtle skills.>Back"stab"Works for me bot most anons probably want to work towards Assassin tree.>The Non-Stop Pop Pop and Stainless SteelWhy not.
>>31999573We probably won't level till end of the next thread if even then.
>>31999585Right.After the we smash up these plant guys
>>31999603>>Improvised Dual Wield>I'd prefer Soft Shell Soft Belly or any of the turtle skills.But we JUST got a second weapon.We need to use that thing.
If you had sleeves, you'd roll them up. It's time for a raid! "Alright boys, the ways I see it, they've made themselves a cozy little town, right?" Allonces nods, Bearbreath yawns, Brokagh sorta stares off into the distance. Good, you have their attention. "And what are we good at?""Singing?" "Handstands." "I have a collection of whittled statuettes I'm very proud of." "Ooh! Hairstyles. You should let me do your hair and makeup one day, Shax." "Cooking." Oh, so when it is about them they speak up."Yes. Also raiding. We're raiders, remember?! So let's raid this stupid town!" You stomp down on the vine person's head for emphasis. It crunches oddly. You look down to see a skull set in there, entwined with vines. More freakin' necromancy I mean really? You quickly disassemble the vine guy to see it is mostly skeleton, covered in plants and rocks. Well, shouldn't be a problem.You charge in with your minions, meeting little resistance. There are a bunch of skeletons, but they aren't really combatants, so cutting through them is easy. Seems like they were mostly there for manual labor. Smashing your way through the town, you notice that most of the buildings were half-finished or didn't make much sense. Someone oughta oversee these plant monsters a little more efficiently. They suck at building things.Before too long, you're in the center of town. It's a large stone building. "Must be where the Altar is," someone says, with complete control over observing the obvious. Occassionally a band of plant covered skeletons will assault you, and be driven away easily."So how do you want to get into this thing, it seems sealed. I'm sure actual altar guardians are in there, as well." There are gates that seem covered in boulders.>Write in!
So is DMX the original Sword Saint?
>>31999643walk in like a boss
>>31999643>There is Nothing My Cutter Cannot Cuttle
>>31999643I love manikins. be on the look out for beast people and walk right in, cut down the door if it gets in the way.
>>31999643Smash it, duh.we have super enchanted giant sword
>>31999573I want Softshell so we can grab SMASH N CRASH sooner, but I'd be happy enough with anything.>>31999643I can't stick around so I'll just post this now.
>>31999699We shouldn't need it.
>>31999643Summon the laser turtles.
>>31999643Find for a way to sneak into the tower. They should have a way of going in and out of it.
>>31999768Nah, too much of a waste.save it for when we're in trouble.
>>31999749I just wanna use our new tetsubo.Dual wielding Over Sized Weapons. Just think of how awesome that'll be.
>>31999749> ) Struggle of the Sea Turtle > ) Grim Dark Veteran> ) The Non-Stop Pop Pop and Stainless SteelFull toughness Faggot!
>>31999497We'll call it PRISM headquarters.PowerRaiders International: Shax & Mom
>>31999749So who's gonna make the nice version of the secondary abilities?And someone should post the nice scroll like version. Maybe chief should make it part of his opening posts.
>>31999802Improvised Dual Wield is for wielding improvised weapons like bones and shit, not for dual wielding two weapons.It isn't going to improve dual wielding the tetsubo.
>>31999830They look super cool but are really hard to read. Otherwise I'd use them!Anyway, smashing and walking in like it ain't no thang seems to be the consensus.
>>31999819>Shax & MomIt's a Family business, eh? I can get behind that!
>>31999842But when you think about it the tetsubo is just like a bone or a stick.It's just a metal club.
>>31999876The point is, it is not though. It is a giant weapon. It is not something you improvise as a secondary weapon. It is a weapon by itself and a giant one at that. That ability will not make us dualwield it.
>>31999919We could dual wield it right now.That's what Monkey Grip allowed us to do.This'll just let us use it better.
>>31999643>just knock and ask if anyone is homeWhen they don't answer then bash the door down Or we could drink from our illusion cup and see What happens
You glance at the door for a moment, before pulling back for a massive overhead swing, crashing through the door easily. Making sure to wipe the mud off your shoes as you walk in, you call out, "Hey, I'm Shax. Anyone home?" with your sword over the shoulder. It's very dark in here, but it isn't like that's ever stopped your eyes. There are several shapes waiting around in the darkness. One looks like a horse person, and several goat ladies like Sitri are hanging around. You're not sure if they know you can see them, and as you get near the throne they charge you.The goat ladies all have ceremonial daggers, and they're screaming in some weird language as they rush you, and you barely get the sword up in time to catch them. Jeez, they're fast. "On your right!" You hear Brokagh snarl and see a centaur swinging an axe at you, hitting you on your shoulder and leaving a nasty wound. Ow! A feathered arrow slides into his head from the side, and the charging horse man slides past you, making a horrible screaming sound. One of the satyxis ladies has grey hair, and starts chanting. Vines pick up a mammoth skull and start growing an elephant body. Oh, jeez.Allonces and Brokagh are each in a two on one fight, and Fetid is just trying to stay back, letting loose arrows when he can. The flesh of the dead centaur seems to melt away as vines work its way around the fallen body, and it gets back up, knocking back a crude arrow from a suddenly formed plant-like bow. This is gonna be annoying.>What's the plan, boss?>Seriously. Let's go prompt-lite for a second!
>>32000056Get that fucking plant centaur, motherfucker will start tying down our dudes.
>>32000056Charge in and smash the grandma sitri if we take her out maybe all the undead things will fall apart
>>32000056GEEK THE MAGE!!!!SUMMON THE TURLTLES!!!!
>>32000056Focus on the grey haired Satyxis lady since she's summoning the things.Get Bearbreath and Allonces to use fire spells on the plant zombies.
>>32000056>PANIC>Flail wildlyOh, and I think setting fire to the place might be the solution here.
>>32000056Go for the mage, duh.
>>32000056spin to win through those mages
>>32000056I think geeking the mage remains a valid strategy here. We don't want this numerical disadvantage getting worse, and since she's summoning, she's vulnerable right now. Charge her in Wary Tortoise Stance; we can move fast while spinning, right? If anything unexpected happens we can counterattack.
>>32000101>>32000170Yep, go for the summoner and spin it right round like a spinny thing.
>>32000056Oh goddamnit it's AsphodelThese guys hate civilisation and basically just angst about nature all day
Alright. Got a good idea of what the general approach is, then.
>>32000233Asphodel is my favorite race. Get enchanted woods and haunted woods set up and you are a monster.
No dice rolls?
>>32000056>Flatten Him! It's hard to regenerate when your body has the consistency of chunky salsa
>>32000435He isn't regenerating.And 4chan is being stupid agian
Rolled 16>>32000415Here have one.
Sorry about the delay. Cat started coughing a lot. He is totally fine, just a hairball.
Oh jeez its getting cramped in here! You slap two satyxis away with your sword, swinging it back around to cut one in half, and slap another away. Gotta get all these goat ladies off you! Especially that chanting one, that one has to go. "Keep those skeletons away, boys!" You shout, hoping to get a clean spin to the grey haired satyxis."Hey, aren't female satyrs supposed to be rare, Sitri?" Allonces says, idly skewering one with her spear."Yeah, I'm surprised there are this many here, to be honest. I don't know what's going on... I was sort of a once in a generation sort of deal." Sitri is hacking her way through various skeletal plant guys as she says this, with a look of confusion on her face.An icy lance cuts through four skeletons scrabbling up at you from the left as you start to build momentum to start spinning at the white haired lady. A few ceremonial daggers come at you, but what you weren't expecting were the blasts of dark magic! One hits you, and you feel suddenly very weak, stumbling a bit and having to catch your breath. Jeez magic is annoying. You ready yourself just in time to see the mammoth rushing a tusk right at you, which you manage to catch on your blade just in time to go flying. Another mammoth forms near the chanting lady. She's gonna be harder to get to! You'll just have to spin in properly.Brokagh runs in, punching clear through the chest of one satyxis, and doing a spinning kick to send another one flying while you reorient yourself. "You okay, boss?""Yeah, sorry. Was just not used to this. We gotta get to that lady before we get overwhelmed," you cough out. Brokagh nods, and Bearbreath's lynx runs up to your side. Time to pierce through their defenses!>Roll d20!
Rolled 13>>32000654Shax luck!
Rolled 8 + 6>>32000654
>>32000654>Brokagh runs in, punching clear through the chest of one satyxis, and doing a spinning kick to send another one flying while you reorient yourself. "You okay, boss?"Style/10
>>32000688>>32000690>>32000699Haha yes! fuck your shit dice.
>>32000688SO SHALL IT BE DONE>>32000710Brokagh is a really really good monk.
>>32000710We totally have the best adventuring party.
Rolled 8>>32000739Hmmm, I thought he was more like the brawler from the PF advanced class play-test
>>32000739>>32000710Brokagh is nearing Bearbreath in levels of greatness
>>32000781Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>32000781Maybe Bearbreath is rubbing off on everyone else even Allonces has been pretty competent lately.
>>32000739We should get at least three pearls from this altar.Cause these guys are waaaaay harder than the stone golems.
>>32000816>Maybe Bearbreath is rubbing off on everyone else even Allonces has been pretty competent lately.you mean maybe Shax is rubbing off on everyonewe just rubbed off on bearbreath the mostremember as the boss we're responsible for the successes of our minions
>>32000843We did have that whole solo bit with Bearbreath.That's why he's so good.
We may have to use the turtles on this one.Depends on how many minions get summoned.
>>32000849Maybe +5?for a total of 9?If 3 Stone golems gets us 3 then these guys should get us 5.
With a shout, Brokagh does a flying kick into a reanimated centaur, knocking the top off and mounting the skeletal body from behind. With a grunt, he twists over, tossing the horse to the side into an oncoming crowd. You go spinning through the opening he made, lynx behind you at a safe distance. When a mammoth attempts to intervene, the lynx pounces a leg, tearing at the vines to distract the colossal reanimated beast. You have enough speed to crash through the second mammoth, sending bones flying everywhere as you finally approach the witch causing all this michief.The white haired satyxis snaps her eyes wide open right as you get to her, attempting to chant a spell of somekind right before you smack the sword into her head. Needless to say, the incantation doesn't finish.As if someone flipped a switch, the summoned skeletons in the room start milling about aimlessly, only ones touched by the remaining satyxis able to regain their will, but without a concerted wall of bodies, the last few witches go down easily.After clearing the debris of vines and bones out, you uncover an altar. It has a plate with some lemon cakes on it. You hope they're still clean. You know they aren't. You squint your eyes and take a bite, consciousness blasting away once more.When you open your eyes there are two people fighting. A strange looking Goat man, more goat than man, whose flesh is melting off is shooting bolts of dark energy at a bird person of some kind.>Introduce yourself!>Let's get to chopping everyone here.>Look around and orient yourself while they don't notice you.
>>32001007>Introduce yourself!We are nothing if not sociable.
Rolled 3>>32001007>Introduce yourself!What could go wrong?
>>32001007>Introduce yourselfThese are probably our new servants
>>32001007>Introduce yourself!Nothing brings me more joy than Shax throwing everyone off and catching everyone up in her pace.
>>32001007Cool. Birds are cool. Not as cool as flying turtles though.
>>32001007>>Introduce yourself!Momma taught us manners
Introductions are in order.Alrighty! Writing.
>>32001116Yeah, flying turtles that look like they're swimming through the air would be awesome.
>>32001253I'm fine with walking turtle tanks.
>>31999436>>31999497>>319998196 floor tower.Every race gets a floor and some bosses. Ripped straight out of an RPG or something. We get to be the dungeon boss.http://pastebin.com/5tkYX94N
Two classes. Walking turtle tanks And Draconic Flying humanoid assassin scouts
>>32001280Haha thats great.
>>32001280I don't really buy it actually happening but that's amazing.
"Hey!" You shout over the din of sorcerous combat, as the bird person launches several spears of pure sunlight down from the sky. "I'm Shax! The satyr shoots out several obsidian bolts crackling with purple energy at the bird man. "I'm a raid leader, but also I wanna sit on this throne!"At that, the satyr turns his head to regard you for a moment before being blasted with another solar pillar. With a hissing roar, he turns around, rotting flesh bulging as he begins to change shape. Skeletal wings sprout from his back, and large green vines entertwin a massive draconic body. Oh great, an undead dragon. You heard those were always bad news. A purple mist exits his mouth, and the beast roars as it charges straight toward the bird man.Jeez, they ignored you completely? "Hey! What are your names, and why are you here?" The bird man, evading the dragon with a quick turn lands near you."Oh, hello. I'm Octavian. Nice to meet you." He extends a hand, you shake it quickly, and he flies off, summoning two spinning orbs of pure yellow energy that float about him.Well, this is kinda boring to watch? You wanna do something about all this. A bumbling old bald person walks over to you, "Oh hello, welcome to the City of the Noon Sun. If you would like to contest for the throne, I'm afraid the current occupent is fighting a contest already. If you'd like to wait, arrangements can be made?">Accept the arrangements.>Muscle into the fight.>>Siding with birdman>>Siding with undead dragon satyr shapeshifter wizard.>>Shax is her own side!
>>32001280That's pretty awesome anon
>>32001406>Wait until they're done then kill the winner.Shax is smart!
>>32001280That's dumb. Why would we split up when we are stronger with the minions?The idea is fun though.
>>32001406>Accept the arrangements.Or go into the fight on our own side.
>>32001406>Siding with birdman
>>32001406>Muscle into the fight.>Siding with birdmanHe at least was nice enough to introduce himself. We can fight him afterword if he dosen't want to give up the throne peacefully.
>>32001406>Muscle into the fight.>>Siding with birdman
>>32001406Bird guy seems on the level.
>>32001406>Accept the arrangements.
>>32001406Can't we just, like, sit on işt while the idiots fight over it?
>>32001406>Accept the arrangements.No need to be rude. Even if my most successful pretender god seems to be fighting up there.>>32001443>>32001457>>32001465>>32001467Why do you scrubs want to share?
>>32001406>>32001476Forgot to say if we can't do that>Muscle into the fight.>>Shax is her own side!Wait for an opening in their fight and strike.
>>32001476That is the arrangements.
>>32001486We don't. We just think that bird guy is more open to giving up his position without a fight compared to the Satyr asshole.
>>32001486Who said anything about sharing will kill him later as well. He just seems like less of a threat.
>>32001486We wouldn't share. The birdguy seems alright and that satyrix is probably part of that crappy group we just stomped.
>>32001502>>32001506Dude seems evenly matched with corpse boy, why do you think he would be less of a fight.
>>32001406>>Shax is her own side!
>>32001486The dude seems nice enough. What's the matter, you want to have all the toys for yourself?
>>32001531Because corpse boy just turned into a dragon and probably is the one who owns the throne.
>>32001531I just think he'd be more reasonable.
>>32001547The bird guy has fucking light powers, he's obviously the owner.
>>32001544Yes.>>32001547He also appears to be getting his ass handed to him.
>>32001406>>Shax is her own side
>>32001567So? We just need to convince him to become our subordinate. Do you even Shax?
>>32001596What are you even talking about?I was just pointing out your assumption of who owns the throne is very likely incorrect.
>>32001406>>Siding with birdman
>>32001596Nah, I'd rather just lightening bolt him and be done with it.
>>32001621It's pretty clear its the dragon dude, remember the necromancer satysix guarding this place?
Alright! Writing. I gotta cut the thread short after this because I need to run out for a friend, but I'll continue it when I get back. After this update, obviously. Hopefully the thread will still be up?
>>32001406>>Accept the arrangements.
>>32001624I'm fine with either siding the the birdman or entering on our own side.
>>32001663They were invading.
>>32001671Yeah probably. Which option won, btw?
>>32001697Arrangements. I'm writing it, and running to try and be fast about it.
>>32001621I'm not the guy you were responding to. What I interpreted your post to mean was "He's the owner, no way he's going to give up the powers he has right now willingly."
>>32001663They could easily be trying to raid the place like we are.
>>32001735Considering there was a town being built here and these guys hate civilization I'd peg them as raiders.If they were the actual guardians they wouldn't have built that town.
>>32001693Not likely, there's no evidence of an attack here. And the plant men seem to have been here for awhile. The birdman is probably Attacking from another altar
>>32001804The undead plants were building the town.
>>32001819>no evidence of an attack hereThere was a whole lot of manikins.
Several glowing hawks surround the dragon and begin to peck at him as continuous golden bullets stream out of the orbs on either side of the birdman. Earthen lances fly out from the dragon as he roars, dispersing the hawks with a fetid miasma. You scratch your stomach and yawn quickly. They might be at this for a while. "Sure! What kinda refreshments do you have, Mr...?""Head Butler, is the title I go by, aspirant. And the arrangements here are all orange related. I'm sorry, but the master really insists on them as the primary fruit," he mutters with a weird accent as he leads you into a big marble building.Idly glancing around the place, you say "Sounds like a real weirdo," and grab a chair to sit at a dining table."It would be unwise to spread rumors about my weirdo master in such a way." You do not comment. Before too long, he gives you a glance of orange juice with a curly straw in it. How accomadating! "So what brings you to this plane?" You kick your feet under the table and slurp loudly for a second."Ah! This is tasty, you know? But yeah, I got the other two light planes and figured I might as well get this one, too." The butler stops, carrying a tray of what you believe is toast and eggs. Sunny side up, obviously."What? You've conquered the other two? How did you even find the lost temple of Glare?""Some lizard circled it on a map for me.""That seems too convenient. Are you sure it was a simple lizard?""Pretty sure.""Hm.""Hey, can I have that toast yet?""Oh right, of course. my apologies."You munch on the toast, happily kicking your feet as the combat outside rumbles, shaking dust from the shelves and making your glass move on the table in a staccato manner. It's tasty.>Ask the butler how he feels about his master!>Ask the butler how he feels about the other servants of light.
>>32001849Who were undead and not serving he bird dude.
>>32001873>Ask the butler if he wants to come along and cook for us.Yeah!
>>32001873Ask the butler how he feels about the other servants of light.
>>32001873Glare is the library huh?
>>32001873>Ask the butler how he feels about his master!
>>32001883What I'm saying is there were a whole lot of dead bodies, perhaps as a result of a raid.
>>32001873>butlerAww, I wanted a Maid.Well, I guess that can be arranged when we take over.
>>32001922We can always make the summon servants we get a group of maids.
>>32001916On this continent dead bodies are commonplace and indicate nothing.
>>32001873>>Ask the butler how he feels about the other servants of light."Those other two are having fun bickering with each other back in my place. Isn't it lonely for you here?"Let's seduce the minion into helping us conquer the throne.
>>32001873>>Ask the butler how he feels about his master!>>Ask the butler how he feels about the other servants of light.
>>32001938>>32001922Nah, butlers are bro-tier.Maids are ehh, and Shax is a girl.
>>32001940It indicates dead people. They have to come from somewhere. Doesn't matter anyway the waiter dude pretty much confirmed it is the bird man. Unless the undead dragon is an eccentric with taste for oranges I suppose.
>>32001970Goat people would like oranges.
>>32001969Can we have one cute maid? Just one? I agree we should have a bro-tier butler, but Shax could use a maid.
>>32001978Not that anon you're arguing with but why do all your posts make you sound so fucking desperate to be right?
>>32001873>Ask the butler how he feels about the other servants of light.
>>32001978Goat people would like everything. Goats eat anything. I'm pretty sure they can eat metal.
>>32002038Goats are just fucking weird.
>>32002038Maybe he like oranges?Equal chance of a goat or a bird loving oranges.
>>32002070Just how? Goats cant jump that well can they? Did they just walk up the tree?>>32002099I suppose. Bird guy just seems more the type to have such a rule.
>>32002113Fucked if I know but they do it enough to have a calendar.http://www.angusrobertson.com.au/gift/goats-in-trees-2014-wall-calendar/40757388/
>>32002080Yup. There's a sense of dismissal of what the other anons are saying and you cling on to really flimsy arguments.Dead bodies do mean something and point to evidence of an attack. But your response to both those points is simply that no there isn't. Trying to say goats probably like oranges doesn't sound very convincing either.You sound like you got it in your head that it has to be the satyr and that's it.
>>32002156Fucking Goats how do they work?
>>32002175>Dead bodies do mean something and point to evidence of an attack.It's just that there are literally dead bodies Everywhere on this continent.But ehh i see your point. Not really strong arguments, its more of a disagrement.And i do accept that it may be the birdman, i would prefer it that way, i just don't think it is.
As fascinating as goats may be, can we just chat with the butler a bit more? Ask him how he gets along with the other two servants of light.
>>32002247It's the realm of the City of the Noon Sun and the bird guy is shooting spears made of sunlight out of his hands, man.
>>32002276And he has two orbs of sunlight hovering around him.
>>32002276I missed that part. So that does point to him.But the birdman was talking about the champion like it wasn't him.
>>32002315Plus the light bird summons.
>>32002345>"Oh, hello. I'm Octavian. Nice to meet you."Is all he said.
>>32002345Where did the Bird man mention a champion?All he did was introduce himself.
>>32002375oops, i cannot into reading comprehension.i missed the butlers introduction, i thought the birdman said what the butler said.
>>32002412Well, I'm glad we could help clear this all up then.
>>32002276Ok, when Broctavius agrees to join us, because it's what we do, are we gonna kick him off his throne and be a normal bird-man or fight alongside fucking Horus?
>>32002456I'm pretty sure there can be only one.
>>32002456That's our throne.He can either use one of his own or be a normal birdman.
>>32002456We gotta go for the full set.
>>32002456Gota collect em all m8
>>32002499>>32002528>>32002543>>32002558I'm glad we're in agreement.
>>32002499Broctavian should come along nonethless, right?
I wonder how ironic the rest of the gods find an underground dwelling, evil-aligned creature like a Goblin just became a goddess of Light.
>>32002576Yeah why not? Unless he doesn't give up and we have to kill him I guess.
>>32002566Meh, we came here for the throne in the first place. If we can recruit Tweety into our menagerie awesome; regardless that throne has our name on it.
>>32002576If we can convince him. I feel bad we didn't manage to recruit in our stay, but I wouldn't go as far as using a point to convince him to join us.>>32002583All part of the plan anon. All part of the plan.
>>32002610Eh, I'd probably spend the point.Mostly because we otherwise never will.
>>32002576If he wants.He if is especially bro tier we may want to use a character point if he's serving some god or member of the elemental court.
>>32002624Yeah, he's more worthy than anyone else we've met. At least so far.
>>32002624True.>>32002653Politeness goes along way with Shax it seems.
>>32002653>>32002624But muh huge sword rivals...
>>32002610Sounds like a good idea, as long as we get the alter.
>>32002583Evil-good. anon. We raid and kill, but are nice about it. We don't particularly wish ill on others either. And sure our Mom is going to flood the world but that just means beach front property for every one!
>>32002673Speaking of which. I really miss Axe Girl.I guess that's another reason to get off this continent.
>>32002673We aren't forcing a rival to befriend us.Axe girl can chill.
>>32002673Key word there: "Rivals".Beside all we gotta do is krump them hard enough and they'll be begging to join us.
>>32002697I honestly find the whole Light Goddess thing rather apt for Shax, especially how up until now it was all subterranean lights like crystals and moss.She's the most good and nice evil thing out there.
>>32002699I don't. She sucks. The most dangerous part about her is her buddy the half orc.>>32002697People always forget that light can burn and give you cancer.
>>32002749She'll grow into a worthy rival.Besides, I wasn't missing her for her fighting skills. Loli ojou-samas are great.
>>32002769Especially when they aren't that capable. Is that what you call "gap moe?"
>>32002769>>32002749She does kinda suck.If she ever stops being so annoying she might be tolerable.
>>32002786I think gap moe would apply here, yeah.
>>32002796Well, Allonces became a lot cooler after spending time with us so...
>>32002800She isn't cute
>>32002796I think she was already re-evaluating her opinion of us after that whole tournament thing so I kind of expect it to be a different story when we encounter her next.
>>32002813She did get more useful with her nifty chain magicks.But I will never forget her humiliating fire trial. Does she have any burns from that?
>>32002822You're entitled to your opinion.
>>32002822She definitely is.Are you the same anon bitching about Allonces back when we were choosing our party for this whole thing? Your tendency to state opinions as fact sure feels familiar at least.
>>32002848Yeah she still has the scare
>>32002857>>32002859She seems more bratty than cute.and no, i've always supported Allonces, thouhg i thought she was gonna be a debuffer/healer.
>>32002848Nah I don't think so. That was fucking terrible wasn't it?>>32002822
>>32002813Actually she became cooler after spending time with witch boy.>>32002859I'm not the guy you are talking to but I also think she sucks.
>>32002859Yeah it probably is that one guy who hates Allonces.
>>32002822Take that back.
>>32002906>>32002887She's a brat, brats aren't cute.
>>32002883Well I guess she didn't learn enough from mage-guy for that. She does seem like a slow learner, so not too surprising.
>>32002893Meh she was getting better after some time with us. Witchboy just helped make her competent. Also, still hoping for Dark Magical Girl Allonces.
>>32002906WAIT! Canon Brollances?
>>32002929Yeah, from a couple of threads back. Didn't really picture her with that kinda haircut, but still adorable.
>>32002842I think Axe Girl is going to end up kind of caught up by the fact that Shax is actually kind of a nice and decent person when she isn't doing her job. That Evil-Good perk is probably going to get her to try and attempt some Redemption or something.>>32002883>>32002922>bratty> cute.Those are practically synonyms when it comes to her character type.
>>32002924Catalyst-Lance that casts through melee contact
>>32002923I suppose slow learning is a common downside for a race of immortals.>>32002961Someone who clearly has not had to deal with bratty people in real life.
>>32002961Shy is cute.Oblivious is cute.Aggressive is cute.Trying really hard at something and failing is cute.Bratty is not cute.
>>32002989I have and I don't give a fuck, anon.Her fictional version brattiness is cute.
>>32002989>I suppose slow learning is a common downside for a race of immortals.One of the biggest pacing problems in Fantasy.
>>32003022Tsundere is not bratty.Bratty is yelling and screaming when you don't get your way.Bratty is rich children who believe their entitled and better than everyone.Bratty kills the cute of anything that it is paired with. Even the ultimate cute of Tsundere.
>>32002989I can honestly say that I'd hate anyone who realistically portrayed an anime or even almost any fictional personality in the real world.But the fictional portrayals are cute and endearing.
>>32003022Meh with modern tsunderes you can usually leave of the bratty since it is kinda part of the package.
>>32003058That doesn't sound like Axe Girl.That sounds like you just want to complain about brats and are attributing that to Axe girl.
Aaand we hit autosage before Chief got back.
>>32003122It sucks but in a good way.
>>32003092>>32003058I'mma need to know if Axe Girl is trult an Axe Bitch or not.Also, we need a long lasting rival like her.Well, really the half-orc.
>>32003166Will Chief post a new thread tonight?
>>32003092We have seen a whole lot of her but what we have seen has been pretty bratty.She even went on about her noble rish family and her line and some shit.
>>32003187I suppose it depends on how long his errand keeps him and whether we are too deep into auto sage.
>>32003192Yeah, but it was kind of the run of the mill haughty attitude of that kind of character. It sounds more like >>32003058 has a very, very low tolerance for any kind of bratty behavior and is just making a mountain out of a mole hill.
>>32003248Nah, i was giving bratty traits, i didn't say she was all of them.Just to a lesser degree.
>>32003248We'll just have to see her more and decide then.
>>32003310Speaking of seeing OWU, did we fuck up by killing Tetsubo Girl?
>>32003352Na, she seemed like a right cunt. We can't diplomance everyone.
>>32003352I don't know. I felt kinda bad after that whole "a star winks out" thing but she was all killy, no speaky so we didn' really have a good reason to spare her.
>>32003401>>32003352She was a cunt.And a dual wielding is awesome.
>>32003310We still need to learn more about that prophecy thing from her.
>>32003469Axe girl mentioned some kind of prophecy that has something to do with our giant weapons during the demi-lich tournament.
>>32003507A prophecy that we will blatantly disregard and violate at every turn.That prophecy will be so false that it rips the time space continuum.
So I just re-read our encounters with Axe-girl and she sounds more like a gigantic ham with a hard-on for JUSTICE than a brat.Sure, she mentioned her family lineage and stuff but it was more about having an overblown heroic monologue than anything.She was just obviously not very tolerant of Shax since she's a mass murderer. I think that Evil-Good perk is going to mess with things in future encounters.
>>32003507Didn't Tanabo girl also mention something like that?Right before we gave her Ol' painless?Also, will Shax ever give her sword a name?
>>32003548This is true.
>>32003568I hope there will be future encounters. I think she'll be fun to corrupt.
>>32001873It's been almost 2 hours, but I'll throw in my vote anyway:>Ask the butler how he feels about the other servants of light.Having a cook would be nice.>>32002906Looks good, a lot more practical than I expected from someone who holds tea parties with lobotomized trolls.
>>32003568We shall see.
>>32003598>Shax>corruptingI don't see Shax going full good guy because she likes doing whatever she feels like too much but she's not the type to corrupt at all.
>>32003572The sword has a name. Its name is sword.
>>32003572>>32003469> Becomes THE Sword Saint> Knew jackshit about the prophecy
>>32003612Well he can't come with us.
>>32003631> sordOr maybe even Choppa. My Choppa?
>>32003642maybe we can bring food out with us?
>>32003642>>32003672Last time we got the power to enter our demiplane with an hours concentration. Concentrate for an hour and bring a ton of food back with us.
I wonder if we'll be able to open a doorway to our realm from anywhere later on?
>>32003568Also, According to the demi-lich, Axe-girl's last name is Vapulatin.
>>32003708Yes. Anywhere we stay for a while.
>>32003707I don't remember being able to enter it at will.Are you thinking of the Sea Mother thing?
>>32003740We gained the ability at the last altar we took.
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>>32004176At least its not because 4chan shat itself again.
>>32004176He'll be back
I can't leave you kids in charge of this house at all! Should I post a new thread?
>>32004345of course chief
>>32004345YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOSure.
>>32004345Well that's what you get for thinking I was responsible.
>>32004345What did you expect from a bunch of goblins? What kinda goblin chief are you, not knowing goblins?
>>32004345Chief! You're back!
>>32004462I am! I'll try to wrap up this altar in this thread. I don't want to start a new thread for only like an hour and a half of content. We're only on page 8 and things are moving slow.Anyway! Writing.
>>32004493You can run through the night.I believe in you!!!
"So," You say, mouth full of food, "I got a steward and a librarian already, they seemd to know each other. You know them, too?" You're two handing the toast as you shovel it into your mouth.The rotund bulter sighs, "Yes. I know of... them." He seems to readjust his gloves and turns to face some portrait of a old bird woman with lipstick on her beak that is shaking on the wall as you hear a loud roar. "I'm afraid we didn't get along very well. The steward thinks he is, of course, better than a common head butler. What pretentious nonsense. Always talking about maintaining the integrity of the plane. Shouldn't the master's needs come first? After all, without a master what is our purpose? And that librarian..." Jeez, he's really going off, maybe you shouldn't have asked?His complaints seem petty and also lame, and you make a mental note to straighten all this out. You're the boss now, and you're gonna make sure your servants are doing things right.Something feels off for a few moments, before you realize the shaking has stopped. You guess the fight is over? You peek outside and see the dragon lying on its side, groaning with the birdman in its claw. Looks like the bird guy is dead, at least usually you're dead when claws are sticking out of your chest. You whistle, and turn to the butler, "Jeez, looks like your master is down, eh? Does that man skeleton dragon is your new master?" The butler glances sideways at you."No... technically all it means is that the throne is empty. If you get what I'm saying."You don't.>Ask him to elaborate.>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.I don't know what's going on, but I'm pretty sure we'll have to fight somebody next, so we might as well start!
>>32004689>Ask him to elaborate.Hmm, yes. What of it, good sir?
>>32004689>>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.duh
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.He's telling you to take over, Shax.
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.Shit. Guess we should have gone in on the birds side if we wanted to recruit him... Oh well!
>>32004759If it wasn't for the whole becoming a Light goddess thing I'd say this continent as been nothing but disappointments.
Sp-speed voting in effect cause of autosage. 5 minute votes!Writing.
>>32004727Sounding dangerously close to reddit talk there Anon.
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.Carrion Dragon is a terrible pretender choice anyway
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's downHuh I thought the bird dude had that fight. Anyone feel like using bearbreaths revive on him?
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.Try to be sneaky about it so he doesn't notice us getting into positon. Hell, spend a Tidal point on There's Nothing My Cutter Cannot Cuttle if we're at all worried he won't die in one hit.
>>32004808I'll second that.
>>32004808Nah. We only got one left and it would suck if one of our minions died and we couldn't bring them back with hilarious results.
>>32004689>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.Hue Hue Hue Hue
>>32004808Eh, maybe. He seemed pretty strong, but he might hold a grudge against us for taking the throne.
>>32004808Sure. I don't think we'll die now that we're basically on our way home.
>>32004808Well we are leaving, so he should be able to get more ingredients soon... maybe? We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
>>32004808We can only use Reincarnate one more time on this continent so I'd rather save it.
>>32004808Eh, I don't want to recruit some random dude with something as important as a revive. Plus as >>32004838 says, we both want the throne.
>>32004832We got 2 left>>32004838He seemed pretty bro
>>32004805>Carrion Dragon is a terrible pretender choice anywayBitch I will wreck you. My most successful pretender god is a Carrion Dragon.>>32004832We are pretty much going to rush back once we finish here. If anyone tries to stop us we use our god powers and stomp all over them.>>32004838Bringing him back to life will probably cancel that out.
>>32004838He was dead. Can't really complain about us claiming it while he was dead, especially after reviving him out of the goodness of our heart.
>>320048612and we're leaving right after this and he said that he can get us out of here really quickly
>>32004889Or not since he might end up in a body he despises.
>>32004876If we have two left, then yes, let's do it.But I don't think we have two left.
>>32004899Very true.Let's do it.>>32004911Now you're making excuses
>>32004916We're leaving right away anyway.Chief said he can get us out of here near immediately
>>32004689>>Hurry over to the dragon and finish him off real fast while he's down.
I don't get why we're reincarnating a guy just because he introduced himself to us.He won't even have those powers he was using anymore.
>>32004956He seemed cool.That's enough of a reason for Shax to do it.
>>32004956Politeness goes a long way anon. Plus, we are heading home so we shouldn't run into any big trabble.
You look at him for a second, your mouth a straight line. "Nope. Gonna have to be more clear. Give me a second, though!" You unsheathe your sword and run over to the dragon. You don't know much about dragons, but you DO know that they are hard to deal with. You can't flap around like these guys, and you know you don't want to fight a dragon if you can help it.It turns to look at you, with one gross reptilian eye in its rotting skull. "Wh-what manner of beast is this...?" It's voice is low and rumbly. You don't bother answering it as you bring your sword down on its head, cracking it wide open.A weird hissing sound is heard, and the dragon seems to deflate, its bones and skin and vines melting away until nothing is left except for an undead goat man, laying face first on the ground. Crumpled far from him is the bird man, wheezing a hacking cough. You walk over to him. "Hey, Oktaplan. You're still alive?" He lifts one hand, pointing at you. A small spark of light floats through the air and touches your nose.>You've learned: Lost history of the Winged People of the Sun! Too bad its all in a language you can't understand. No loss there, hopefully?He's still alive. Barely. Oh, wait no, there he goes. Enjoy a good sleep, Oklobian! Whatever your name was. You take out another piece of toast and chew it up as you walk back to the butler. "What was that you were saying about the throne being empty." He sighs, and show you the chair. You decide to sit in it.The whole place shimmers around you and looks like a complete flat, white room. Your three servants appear before you. "Uh, where are my sweet turtles and lizard helpers?" This is a very important question."You decide the layout of the plane, master. It can be molded by your thoughts alone now."Well obviously you want crystals, moss, turtles, and stone lizard guys. The library stays cause you promised. What else do you want?>You can make your own plane! Write in. I'll take coolest ideas and add them.
>>32004956Might as well. We have to come home with at least one new minion.
>>32004956>I don't get why we're reincarnating a guy just because he introduced himself to us.Better reason than some of the stuff we've done.>He won't even have those powers he was using anymore.Speculation. Those might be his natural abilities.
>>32005025Make a CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!
>>32005025Put the whole thing underwater with a glass walls and cieling.Don't know how to incorporate the sun powers into this. Shax isn't much of a sun person. Maybe do some kind of under-sun, core of the earth thing?
>>32005025Cave with cool skylight to let the sun in where it falls on greening pools of water. Good mix of bright light and cool shadow.
>>32005025Giant sword statues!Rooms for our minions because they need bedrooms!A Larder for storing food! Preferably attached to our bedroom!A treasury for storing loot! Also attached to our room!A gigantic pipe organ!
>>32005080Fuck typing.skylights, green pools I meant.
>>32005025Crystal sculptures that mirror the look and skills of the invaders.
>>32005042>Speculation. Those might be his natural abilities.I'm going to say probably not to that one. On the other hand he clearly has some sort of powers going for him.>>32005025Underground castle in a cave on an underground beach with an underground spa. And crystals, lots of crystals.
>>32005025this>>32005056with>>32005064and>>32005081and make the whole realms wateryish and all us and shit.
>>32005025We need a mansion with a ballroom and a giant kitchen and dining room to go with our library.Oh, and bredrooms for the minions.Also, giant statue of us being all cool looking.
>>32005025Crystal palace with semi-organic mineral based plants and flowers growing everywhere. Bio-luminescent, of course.Luxurious guest quarters. Luxurious for something that isn't a goblin, that is.Oh, everything needs to be underwater. The library should be magic so that the books don't get wet despite being underwater. Also the water should be breathable. And then throw some volcanic vents in there for central heating. Maybe a spa.
>>32005025I don't really care what it looks like but go get bearbreth and revive that guy.He gave us knowledge and is being all cool.
>>32005097Don't forget the skylight.
>>32005025A giant cave crystal palace full of waterGlowing seaweed.
>>32005081Giant sword statues made out of swords!Rooms for our minions because they need bedrooms that are made of moss crystals and cool underwater stuff!A Larder for storing food! Preferably attached to our bedroom! And it's all fish!A treasury for storing loot! Also attached to our room! And it's in the form of a giant clam!A gigantic pipe organ! Made out of shell and the broken dreams of fishermen!
Oh! We need a giant turtle shaped bed too.With drawers to store food and loot in.And curtains to cut out the light from everything glowing all the time
>>32005025Make it cozy so that our Raiding party can lounge around in our plane, stone tables to play cards on, soft moss to recline on. Try to keep the place looking somewhat naturally formed and then a structure built into it.The comfiest chair possible for us. Display room for us to put trophies and fancy loot to show off. Lots of pretty flowers, and mosses. >>32005072If we did go for the under-sun thing we might be able to have that double as a forge which might be pretty cool.And it could also be used for a hot spring.
>>32005107Oooooh thisSo much this
>>32005107>Oh, everything needs to be underwater.Nah, I'd prefer like a building with glass walls and such that is underwater but actually filling everything with water I don't like.
>>32005163>glassMore like clear crystal.
>>32005166Maybe a castle/palace in an underwater cave?>>32005163or this, that'd be cool
>>32005025A giant cave crystal palace full of waterGlowing seaweed.Don't forget the skylight.Titaninc Crystal Turtle Statues
ITT:TG makes an elemental plane.
>>32005107You. I like you.
>>32005163>>32005107>>32005190These sound good.I really like it.
>>32005107>Maybe a spa.How the fuck do you use a spa while underwater?
>>32005250Volcanic vents under a room with a tub filled with water.
>>32005276>with a tub filled with water.But we're underwater.
>>32005284Just let it happen anon. Just let it happen.
>>32005284Tub filled with oil
>>32005284see>>32005249Never head of that trick?water can't flow up if the air can't get out.
>>32005333But that anon was talking about submerging the whole thing in water. If we're doing something more like that pic than I'd never have brought it up.
>>32005284Magic water!>>32005163But then nobody would be able to ride turtles around the palace
>>32005357We should have submerged parts but dry rooms like this: >>32005249Then we can travel from room to room on the turtles.
Just make sure the place has lots of air pockets. Problem solved.
If we submerge everything in water than how do we get our caveside beach?
>>32005388Or just have the building be in a dome with Water on the outside and the rooms are underground in water.
>>32005420Magic. You think Shax cares about gravity? Or logic?
>>32005420Magical water that is just dense enough to form a seperate layer but not dense enough to be noticable.Underwater. Beaches.
Isn't this supposed to be a Light elemental plane?
>>32005448I think open space is gonna be necessary.Crystal and glass will be necessary
>>32005448That's actually a thing.
>>32005471Shax is apparently associated with light in the darkest places.
>>32005471Hence the bio luminescent plants>>32005476I think that you aren't looking at the big picture.UNDERWATER. BEACHES.
>>32005489I know, I just think it's hilarious how much of the focus of discussion is on how much water should be in this place.
>>32005513All the waterIt's fucking magic I don't have to explain shit. Underwater library. Underwater bedrooms. Water which doesn't make you wet. Yes.
Well, I'm just going to go with whatever Chief gives us at this point.But I really don't like the idea of everything being submerged. There should be some above land stuff and caverns.
>>32005535I wouldn't go as far as underwater bedrooms. Those should be dry.
>>32005535Let's not go tooooo over board.I trust whatever Chief comes up with.
>>32005535That's just boring.What's the fucking point then, to make everything harder to see?
"Hmm okay well I'm going to want a giant sword statue made of swords an-""Please, stop," The steward says, hand on his forehead."What the, ah, steward means, is that you can just concetrate on what you want and it shall be so. No need to narrate the whole shebang." Oh.You screw your eyes shut for a few moments, and concentrate really hard on what you want. After a few moments you open them. What surrounds you is truly impressive!You have a semi-translucent crystal castle. The crystals are various shades of sea-green and deepblue, and if you squint real hard you can see dark shapes swimming on the other side. It has a very spire shaped, three floor layout. Surrounding the bottom floor is the rocky pattern of a cave, and your entrance leads distinctly into one. On the bottom floor is the dining room, of which you have direct access to from your bedroom, as well as the meeting hall. The meeting hall has giant stone statues of turtles on their hind legs, rearing up and crossing swords, that they are holding in their mouths, forming an archway into your palace. There is a larder on this floor, also connected to your room, and several large bedrooms. Yours is massive, with a turtle shaped bed. Each room has a hot tub in it, heated by volcanic vents. The crystal in the rooms is much thicker, and you can't see through it, though the entire building is lit by a sun hanging overhead, and glowing moss lining the walls throughout the structure.
>>32005570I hope we get to see how impressed our caretakers are with this swell abode.
The second floor is half library, with stone walls, and half treasury, a massive metal vault. For some reason, this floor is submerged, but breathing is easy here. Statues of swords lean against the wall or hold platforms up throughout this area, giving it avery three dimensional feel. Bright crystals and glowing seaweeg hang from the corners in these rooms, keeping them well lit and cozy. On the third floor strange glowing flowers are everywhere, and a volcanic vent reaches from the bottom of your castle, crawling up the side and leading right into the room, glowing as bright as the sun, and being a forge. A small armory is connected to here, and most of the floor seems to function as a gallery for statues and paintings.Throughout the structure are crystalline turtles, glowing with a strong inner light. Atop the turtles are several small birds, who seem to be comprised of crackling sunlight. Other than them, your primary servants are lithe stone lizards, who have leathery skin under their arms that can function as wings. Between their claws is webbing as well, and they can swim incredibly fast.Neat!The steward bows to you. All your servants look like the stone, gem encrusted, and moss covered lizards now. "You receive four additional astral pearls, master. Your monthly allotment is now eight. Please use them responsibly.""Cool, so can I shoot sun lasers now?" You ask, excitedly."No.""Aww, what can I do?"The librarian clears her throat, "I can, ah, lend some titles if you're interested?"You're sorta interested. But you don't want to read too many at once! Select a book series to learn divine talents from:>Ralinka's Elemental Study of Servants, and their Nature>Enchantments for You, by Bossco>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!
>>32005570Yeah. That's cool.
>>32005570>The meeting hall has giant stone statues of turtles on their hind legs, rearing up and crossing swords, that they are holding in their mouths, forming an archway into your palace.
>>32005590>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!
>>32005590>>Ralinka's Elemental Study of Servants, and their NatureElemental servants fuck yeah!
>>32005590>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!LASERSASERS
>>32005590>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!Haha, as if there was a choice!
>>32005590>Enchantments for You, by BosscoI like enchanting things.
>>32005590>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!You're supposed to give multiple options to pick from in a vote, Chief.
>>32005590>Ralinka's Elemental Study of Servants, and their Nature
>>32005590>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!I think summoning and enchantments have far more utility and I'm usually a utility guy. But fucking lasers, man.
>>32005590>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!Laser is not difficult.
>>32005590>>Ralinka's Elemental Study of Servants, and their Nature>>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!
>>32005590>Enchantments for You, by BosscoI like Enchantments, and I trust the name Bossco. Lasers are cool, but I think Shax would get more out of Enchantments.
>>32005590>>Ralinka's Elemental Study of Servants, and their Nature>>How to Focus Light into Lasers: For Beginners!either of these, duh
first is the lasers then TURTLE shaped lasers.
>>32005655>>32005626No.That's the worst choice
>>32005700Why? We could enchant our sword to be all glowy.
>>32005676You mean turtles that shoot lasrs
>>32005712We can already make it glow.
Now we gotta show off to our minions.
>>32005590>>Ralinka's Elemental Study of Servants, and their Nature
>>32005712I thought our sword was already glowy.
Man if we ever meet a vampire they are so fucked.
>>32005813We already met one.
>>32005813We did meet one. We killed him dead.
"Um, I'll take this one..." You say, grabbing the book on lasers. It looks pretty easy to learn, and had lots of pictures.'The first step to create a strand of light.' Okay, easy enough. 'The second step is to create several more strands of light.' Alright... 'Now add details.' What the hell, that doesn't look anything like the strands of light in the other pictures! Maybe you'll figure it out later. It'll take some time, though..."Master, if you wish to return to this place, the use of one astral pearl can create a cave entrance on the material realm. That cave will lead to a beach that connects to the cave leading to this palace."You think for a moment, "So does that mean the surface caves will also connect to each other?"The steward nods. That could make moving tons of troops pretty easy... You don't have tons of troops yet, though! You bid your servants goodbye for now and jump back to the fortress. The only person in the room is Allonces, who is sitting on the ground. "Oh, hey Shax! You were gone for a while. The others are all outside guarding the place, but I figured I'd rest." She finishes off her statement with an embarrassed laugh, while scratching her head. Man, she's lazy!You round up the troops, and say that you're the boss of all the light realm now. "Okay, but what does that mean?" You don't really know. "Well, that's good for you, Shax. Can we go home now?" You certainly can!You start heading towards Lanketh. You hope there is still a boat heading home.>Go to the port town you arrived in.>Swing to neighboring country, try to find a port town there.
>>32005590>Enchantments for You, by Bossco
>>32005831>>32005832I think I must have had a micro stroke or something. Was this, ah, recent?
>>32005844>Go to the port town you arrived in.Let's go.And wha'ts up with Allonces?
So uh, did we ever do what we came to this continent to do?Like, what was the whole reason we came here anyways?
>>32005844Revive the Bird dude
>>32005879Like, last thread. We shanked his face with out holy sword.
>>32005885She's pregnant.With Shax's child!
>>32005844>Swing to neighboring country, try to find a port town there.It might be fun over there.
>>32005896To stop the ritual and take the artifact being used in it.Which was the shota puppet.
>>32005899Oh, right. Do you want to do this? I don't mind!
>>32005844Go get bearbreath and revive that bro bird dude who imparted the last memories of his race to us.
>>32005844>Go to the port town you arrived in.>>32005905Oh that blood god dude! Yeah kinda forgot he was a vampire as well.
>>32005879He was the blood god.>>32005844>Go to the port town you arrived in.Screw this place were going home. Can we bring birdbreath?
>>32005907My word, how scandalous!
>>32005899Yes, let's revive birdguy and then get off this horrible continent.
>>32005944YepParty members HO!
>>32005944Sure. He seemed nice.
>>32005944Yeah why not. Maybe all that lost knowledge is actually useful.
>>32005907Don't joke about those sorts of things, Chief.
>>32005907Oh my! What would her parents think!
>>32005988Last time we made jokes about AlloncesxShax, hiveminds happened.
>>32005907Can she even get pregnant? isn't she like seven in elf years?
Alright! Last action of the day is: Revive Birdperson!You carry his corpse over to Bearbreath and ask him to work his magic.Roll 4d100!
Rolled 71, 100, 75, 40 = 286>>32006064Hope we get something silly.
Rolled 100, 34, 24, 98 = 256>>32006064Hoping for a cute girl!
Rolled 34, 54, 14, 53 = 155>>32006064
Rolled 62, 60, 79, 85 = 286>>32006064
Rolled 96, 64, 51, 24 = 235>>32006064
>>32005944I can't think of why I don't like him other then vague paranoia, and Shax isn't very paranoid. I still don't like him though.
>>32006086can we use this?players choice on race?
>>32006086This, so much this.player choice on race is the bestworst thing ever
Rolled 4>>32006076>>32006086>>32006087>>32006092>>32006096Alright! Rolling to see who wins.
>>32006086>players choice on raceOh my.
>>32006076Adult Arctic Halfing, player choice of sex>>32006086Player choice race/subtype, Male teen>>32006087Rock Gnome, Female, Young child
>>32006133Oh look, the most boring option imaginable
>>32006133awww players chocie for race and race subtype would have been AMAZING
>>32006086Please can we use this one instead of spectral's? Please?
>>32006133Adult female desert halfing, huh?
>>32006133Your rolls are shit! SHIT!
>>32006092> 62, 60, 79, 85>WinrarDesert Halfling, Female, AdultOh, this will be fun.
>>32006133and adult female desert halfling How boring
>>32006096This would have been an incubus.I weep for lost opportunities.
>>32006166Meh. Its okay I suppose.
>>32006150It would have been annoying trying to vote for that.
>>32006166It's really boring.
>>32006162>>32006166We need to have a word with bearbreth about why all his revives turn out female.
>>32006166It's the worst possible option, given the possible selections.
>>32006182>IncubusSuccubus. Rolled female.
>>32006185He could have just let the birdman decide
>>32006210We could have gotten a standard human, gender optional. But yeah, second worst roll.
>>32006222Can i second this motion?
>>32006153>>32006150>>32006147>>32006177>>32006165>>32006187>>32006210Is it really that unpopular? I guess we did already have a weird female change. Fine! Player choice of species, male teenager, but you only have ten minutes to decide!
>>32006217My beautiful roll wasted. I want some succubutts.
>>32006242Goblin! Same as Shax!Romance option hooooo!
>>32006210Nah, that would have been the human I rolled.But between succubut, loli gnome, and whatever we want it's kind of lackluster.
>>32006242Whats a planetouched?
>>32006271You mean incubus.
>>32006222Birdperson would just choose birdperson.
>>32006257You know what? Let's go with the boring halfling after all.
>>32006282I think he means Succubus (male)
>>32006242No, that's even worse! It's just gonna cause a shit-ton of arguing. And as if that's not bad enough on its own, we're on page 10 so whatever wins, proponents of other combos will bitch that there wasn't enough time to reach consensus before falling off the board.
>>32006318I know. I just want them to see why dice are king. This whirlwind of chaos is what they reap for sowing the seeds of rebellion against the dice gods.
>>32006242No you fools make him a changeling. Then he can be anything!
>>32006288We have player choice on both type and subtype.This is literally a valid option guys.
>>32006332>Implying this clusterfuck isn't exactly what I wantedAlso, succubus
A golden dragonbornIt's the closest thing to what he was while being cool
>>32006332Crystal DragonShax's new best friend
>>32006378>>32006366Why not a crystal dragonborn?
>>32006382A trap is fine too.
>All these people voting for teenage male succubushttp://exhentai.org/g/608570/42f38c9179/
>>32006387Why not just fuck this play the damn halfling.
Anything but succubus
>>32006387Because dragons here can turn into dudes anyway?
>>32006332Why is our Chief so cruel...I'm voting Incubus just to prove we can make decisions
>>32006404Given all this chaos, I'm going to have to agree. I bow to Fouldrinking's will. A devious plan.
>>32006242Incubutt trapBecause his reaction would be hilarious>Oh gods! I'm a woman!>Oh, nevermind
>>32006404I agree. Halflings are fine.OP if we get knocked off page 10, will we be sticking with the halfling?
>>32006407He cant be a succubus since he has to be male. Succubus and Inccubus are the same choice on the chart but for different genders.
>>32006242I like trapubus.
>>32006432That's just dumb and a good way to get him to hate us.I vote anything dragon
>>32006430>>32006404You see now why the iron laws of dice are in place?Incubus seems to have won. A male teenager incubus. This is what you chose. You now have to live with these consequences.Writing! Last update for today!
Rolled 20>>32006332Thank fuck. Boring is better than shitty fetish creatures at least.
>>32006462Quote only votewe didn't choose it , samefaggers di
>>32006474>Want to waste even more time on a vote.Christ no.
This was a horrible idea.Just play the damn halfing.Or pick one of the other 3 that lost.loli gnome, succubutt, or human female.
>>32006462Seriously thought you were better than this. Well, this quest is unsalvageable then. I can't believe you let the obvious samefagging fetish creature win.
>>32006462numbered vote chiefI know you want to see us burn but at least do it fairly.
>>32006462I think we all knew this was the option that was going to be picked even if we didn't all want it.>>32006474Dont fool yourself man you know where you are.
>>32006462>Incubus seems to have won. A male teenager incubus. This is what you chose. You now have to live with these consequences.This made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread, and that wasn't because the rest wasn't funny.Oh /tg/
>>32006492This, numbered vote.
Rolled 26Rolling for bonus trait. Unless Chief already has once.
>>32006482No, take the boring option that was rolled fair and square.I can't believe anyone thinks incubus/succubus would be a good idea. Or an idea at all.
>>32006490>human femaleIt was human pick your own gender.So I guess human female.
>>32006462at least be fair and let people choose seriously and in character.The succubus is a troll votedo i numbered
God quit complaining about it and asking for a vote, it isn't even important.
>>32006494Hey maybe he will look like an actual teenage male. I dont know why I even bother typing this
>>32006517I was aware of that, yes.
>>32006519it>>32006526kind of is
>>32006462Take the damn gnome.No-one wanted to choose, as that was just inviting terrible samefagging choices, just the option to reroll shitty boring rolls or the like.
>>32006515It's no different than the female satyr accidentally wooing all the ladies. Now they'll have some choice in who to get irresistably lured by.
>>32006526This. I didn't go bitching and complaining when warforged lost the vote.
>>32006474This is what happens when we refuse the whims of the diceAnd now we get to choke on it.
>>32006462I certainly didn't fucking choose this, I was fine with the boring halfling.
>>32006540Then why not solve it by doing a quote only?Or just letting the bird choose
>>32006540Can you prove it was samefagged?
>>32006545No-one was taking the vote seriously after >>32006332 is the problem. That was a farce of a 'vote'.
>>32006545warforged probably got more legitimate votes that succubus
"Wuwuwuwu~""Samefag, samefag!"Just fucking roll with it.
Well, at least he still has wings.
You guys were all saying you wanted to pick the race. Did you really believe any other choice would be picked? Really?
>>32006561Because /tg/ is terrible and shouldn't get to choose anything...>>32006577...yet even /tg/ has better taste than succubus/incubus in a non-smut quest. Fucking hell.
>>32006577Only by doing a quote only vote
>>32006598Do incubus have wings? My mental image of them is comletely shattered!
>>32006578>No-one was taking the vote seriouslyI was.
This is what you get for whining about the halfling /tg/.I told you this was going to be annoying.. >>32006185
ARE YOU PLEASED, CHIEFDOES OUR ANGUISH AMUSE YOU
>>32006609>non-smut questthey just inserted a succubus, o you think that'll last?Just let the fucking bird choose or stick with the origional. Or do a numbered, anything but this
>>32006607The people wanting to pick:>>32006150>>320061532 people. Yeah, 'everyone' sure did.
Why is anyone anguished about a do-gooder birdman turning into an incubus? This is going to be hilarious.
>>32006635And I regret saying anything!
>>32006629Now dump some coke and pepsi in that bowl and eat it like it's cereal.
>>32006609>...yet even /tg/ has better taste than succubus/incubus in a non-smut quest.Pft Hahahahhahahahahahhaahahah! Oh oh. Thats a good one anon. I don't think you actually read many of these quests.
>>32006629He's probably just using the original anyway
>>32006641I'm worried he might rape Shax. Or worse, Shax legitimately likes him!Okay, I'm not worried about the second one.
>>32006629I can't believe I never thought of trying to mix those two.Are there any other candies that would mix well with that?
>>32006635Either you're blind or a retard because there were a lot more than that
>>32006666She has a holy sword she will be fine.
>>32006654Anything else would be moronic considering how the vote went down (or the fact that only 2 people even mentioned wanting to choose in the first place).
Trust in chief anons.
>>32006666Allonces is probably going to be all over him.No idea how Shax will react.
>>32006666Do their personalities change as well as their bodies?
If Chief actually goes with that i'm gonna be fucked pissed at him for letting some trolls derail the quest.He should know how to handle theses things.
>>32006666I'm more worried about him stealing Allonces, she's ours damnit.
>>32006718No, Allonces likes Dark Elves.
>>32006678Link them then. Between Chief's roll and the announcement of a vote, I can only see those two. 3 wanted to choose race on one specific roll (which wasn't male teenager).
>>32006723Those two together will attract women like a bug-zapper attracts bugs. I'm shivering thinking about it.
>>32006718Sitri is the superior lesbo option.Allonces is way too obviously straight.
The familiar scene of burying a body, planting a tree, and it quickly growing and withering happens. From beneath the roots a groaning young man sits up, and rubs his head. He has two curved horns and long shaggy hair. He is gangly as hell. "What happened?" He asks, his voice cracking. He grabs his throat and looks down. Tiny bat wings are on his back, that seem to go straight up as if in shock.Bearbreath looks at you flatly, and you look back at him. He shrugs, "I don't control this stuff, boss.""Hi I'm Shax, and everything about this continent is awful." You extend a hand at the naked boy."H-hey," He responds weakly, grabbing your hand and standing up, "Why'd you revive me?"You shrug, "You seemed nice. Anyway, wanna join me?""That's it? I said, like, one line to you. Did you sit in my throne?""Yeeeesss?""No thank you. Thanks for reviving me, I guess." He looks around, depressed. "Even thoguh I thought I was finally done guarding my people's history. Guess you wiped all that out, huh?" He sighs, deeply. "I'm gonna just go... I don't know. I'm just going to go off somewhere. Not here." He shuffles off, naked. wow, he's depressing. You're not really sure how else you expected that to go.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You get:>10/48 BtB exp>8/48 MSiF exp>18/48 CyRCTHaM expThanks for playing tonight! I thought that last vote was fun, in all honesty! It was a one time exception. Seriously, you were going to have to kill that guy for the throne. You coulda maybe super diplomanced him for it, but there was most likely going to be a fight.Anyway! Thank you for reading and playing, and I hope you all had fun, too. Seriously, the vote wasn't a big deal at all. He was going to leave regardless of race. Calm down. Just enjoy rolling some d100s and arguing! I'll see you Sunday!
>>32006695I just hope he looks like an actual teenager.>>32006712Oh no a side character who we know nothing about other than his name and preference for oranges has had his body changed into something for silly reasons. This quest should be dropped immediately.
>>32006758seriously fuck you
>>32006758HAHAHAHE DIDN'T JOIN
>>32006758PffahahaIf it were any other quest, I would be angry.But it's just so goddamn absurd that I can't get the hateboner up.
>>32006758Ah, you think you headed off that shit-storm. But you only walked us right into a new one. Observe:Yeah, great work anons, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to waste a revive on this guy? Seriously, you're all morons.
quick, use that Character Point!
>>32006758That's just being an asshole
>>32006758Believe in Chief.Works every time.
>>32006758YOU! YOU! YOU DOUBLE GOBLIN!Seriously, nice b8, I r8 it an 888/8 m8
>>32006758Eh nothing lost nothing gained.
>>32006800The fact that we're leaving this continent?
>>32006758All that arguing, FUCKING POINTLESS.I love you, Chief.
>>32006800Pic related is Fouldrinking's face right now.I have never seen a QM troll so beautifully.
>>32006804If he weren't an incubus i would second that.But no.
>>32006758Nice one, Chief.All is forgiven.
>>32006817You're such a shit namefag.
>>32006758You son of a bitchThat was fucking genius