You are Alabaster Soliloquy, dead man.PREVIOUSLY:-You died.Complete set of episodes from /a/: http://pastebin.com/Hmj8gfWUEpisode 9.1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31746782/Episode 9.2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31838312/Episode 9.3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31903036 | http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31926339/ | http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31948326/AND NOW, INTERLEWD 5 OF FUCK QUEST:ALABASTER SOLILOQUY, THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
Obligatory, and no, its not Merciless Soldier:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpTcZJJ-lm0
Was starting to PANIC OP.
MY BODY IS READY
>>31990713obligatory webm
inb4 timeskip
>>31990713>PREVIOUSLY:>-You died.Oh dear
>>31990713I'm ready
ITS TIME WE WERE THE ROBOTS ALL ALONG
YOOOOOO I just caught up What the fuck mang?
>>31990713yes pls
>>31990725To be augmented?
>>31990739Of course?
Oh fuck.That would be all.
Well this certainly isn't gonna happen.
>>31990713Was inspired by Ally's death to do this. Feel free to tell me if it's shit. It'll just go into the "failed musical ideas" bin.https://soundcloud.com/im_a_track_man/99a/s-r1EHP
>>31990739It's either that or have your essense uploaded into a Vivi-tan.
best boy?
I still haven't forgiven you for that bullshit you pulled last time.
I thought interlewd weren't canon.
>>31990751>inspired by-It's shit.
So curious how this is gonna work.
>>31990757Two of those are dead now.
>>31990747I wish
>>31990763The only difference between an episode and an interlewd is that you can't fuck a girl you haven't already fucked in an interlewd.
AWH SHIFQ TIME!
>>31990757Fazil. Is not debate.
>>31990763>interlewd>not canon
December 25, 2001It's Christmas morning at the Soliloquy household. Sitting on her haunches underneath the garland-covered tree, your sister opens the last of her presents: a VHS box set of Sailor Moon, her favorite show.You've been here before. You remember this.You remember the look of joy on Cerise's face as she tears the wrapping away to reveal the VHS packaging.You remember her jumping up and down and shouting "thank you thank you thank you!!!"You remember her hugging mom, then stopping herself short from hugging dad because he's busy poring over the assembly instructions for her new bike.You remember her running upstairs to watch the tapes right away.And you remember sitting sullenly in the corner, watching this unfold, waiting impatiently for your turn to open your next present.What you DON'T remember is being a disembodied consciousness spectating on all of this from above."Where am I?" you ask. None of the Soliloquys below notice you speak."Watch," comes the baritone reply from an equally disembodied entity, somewhere to your left.(Whatever 'to your left' actually means, since you're -- you know -- disembodied.)It's been years since you thought about those stupid old VHS tapes Cerise received today. Sneaking them into your room while she was at school was your first experience with anime.Err-- *will be* your first experience with anime?The flow of time seems a bit wonky right now.And if this is the Christmas Cerise received those tapes, that means--"Alabaster," your mother says. "There's one more present for you, I think. Right... there." She winks at your five year old self."Of course," you -- the five year old you -- says. "I can see it. I'm not stupid."You crawl over to the box and drag it out from under the tree. It's practically as big as you are, and heavy."I know we've been struggling a little bit," Mom says. "I'm sorry we couldn't get you more."
>ally gets augmentedand just like that the last way to relate to him in some way is gone.nothing of his original charme is left
>>31990763Twitter isn't canon.Interlewds are no fuck counters.
REMINDERMAKE SURE TO BE SMART AND CAUTIOUS ABOUT THIS YOU GUYSYOU BETTER NOT FUCK UPOUR CHOICES WILL BE OF HIGHEST IMPORTANCE TODAYDO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID
>>31990757I want to say Fazil, but we have yet to see dad reveal what lurks behind the newspaper.
Reminder that if we'd sided with Darkbloom:>We'd still be alive>Spancer would still be alive>Our house wouldn't have been burned down>Whitney and Rose wouldn't be critically injured>We would have most likely been able to negotiate with him to keep our harem>We'd be millionaires or more>We'd be allied with the ruler of the world>Anime would be realBut no, you all had to be all "MUH FEELINGS" and try to be the hero. And we all paid for it.
>>31990757Missing red Xs>>31990764Duly noted.
>>31990783>then stopping herself short from hugging dad because he's busy poring over the assembly instructions for her new bike.Jesus fuck...I thikn I'm out already.
>>31990783...oh shit, we're seeing our life flash before our eyes.
>>31990719>not posting Icarus>or thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJy8Q9bHDo
>>31990783So this is how we are going to play.
>>31990751I listened to it, liked it.
>>31990790Thisthisthis this
>>31990783>our life is flashing before our eyethere is hope guys
You don't respond. You just tear at the ribbon and wrapping paper, shredding it into streamers that you trail haphazardly behind you. Underneath the wrapping is a shinily laminated, black-and-green package that says XBOX in giant block letters.You stare at the gift, your dimpled cheeks depressing with a bratty frown."Well?" Mom asks, expectant, her hands wringing in her lap. "Do you like it?""I wanted a Playstation 2!" you spit with venom in your voice. "I told you that last month!""T-the man at the store said they're basically the same--" Mom begins."They're NOT the same! You're so stupid! You're the worst mother ever!""I-- I just--""You can't get anything right! I hate you!" You spring to your feet and storm out of the living room, leaving the Xbox underneath the blinking tree and your mother sniffling back tears."I thought they were the same..." she mumbles, over and over. "I thought they were the same...""Jesus Christ," the disembodied you says. "What the fuck was wrong with me?""It's true," the voice beside you says. "The first woman a man ever hurts is his mother. But you picked up the skill rather quickly. There's a lot more to show you.""What do you--"You feel gripped by a sudden centrifugal inertia, like being flung against the wall of a rotating carnival ride. A sick whirling sensation roils in your stomach and you see a billion starlike points of light flooding past you in vorticial tendrils.
>>31990796It was strongly insinuated that he would have done away with the "originals" of the girls.DO YOU WANT CERISE'S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS ANON?!
>>31990783>"Of course," you -- the five year old you -- says. "I can see it. I'm not stupid."Good to see we've always been a cunt.
>>31990822FUCK YOU ALABASTER
>>31990790Fuck that, we panic quest now and forever
>>31990811I just prefer the main menu. I dunno, it says 'ethereal' to me.
>>31990822>"They're NOT the same! You're so stupid! You're the worst mother ever!">"I-- I just--">"You can't get anything right! I hate you!"Fuck, why was he such a little bitch?
>>31990783>"I know we've been struggling a little bit," Mom says. "I'm sorry we couldn't get you more."Those feels.
>>31990822What the fuck, Alabaster
>>31990796As one of the people who voted to say yes to him, don't be retarded. It'd definitely be interesting from a narrative standpoint but trying to justify it on any other level is just silly.
Well since Ally is dead, I might as well fuck up with the voting.
So we have to make the right choices in our past to get another chance at life, or something? Will we be able to come back as we were, or will we be augmented?
>>31990822>"Jesus Christ," the disembodied you says. "What the fuck was wrong with me?"At least he realizes it
>>31990822>But you picked up the skill rather quickly.oh god, oh fuck. If this is going where I think it is. I WANT TO GET OPS WILD RIDE
>>31990822>"They're NOT the same! You're so stupid! You're the worst mother ever!"Shota-baster was a fucking prick. Better get his ass beat by dad.
>>31990796never Conpromise, not even in the face of Armageddon.that has always been the difference between us Daniel.
>>31990822>this guiltGoddamn it OP, you're making me feel bad.Now I want to call my mother...
>>31990822The origins of Alabastard.
>>31990822>not demanding a PC>2014-13shiggy
>>31990822I see how this will go. We're going to see how badly we've treated our friends and family. Bully Quest is a go!
>>31990849Whats your obsession with wanting a detachable dick, anon?
November 8, 2005You are Alabaster Soliloquy, smartest third grader in West Elementary's Gifted and Talented Education Program. You and a smattering of other intelligent children attend this supplemental class every Tuesday and Thursday, while the less gifted attend PE."What the fuck was THAT-- Oh Christ, I'm about to be sick--""The incorporeal cannot be sick," your guide says."I'm going to be incorporeally sick all over the fucking place--""Shut up. Watch."Amongst these dorks, you are king: your word is law for everyone, from the lowly first graders up through the much-larger fifth graders. You sit in the back and dictate the course of all group assignments, making sure to give yourself the least amount of work. The others kowtow to you, and you enjoy it: these are the only children in a two-mile radius who actually respect intelligence in their peers."We have a new student joining us," your GATE teacher announces at today's session. "Her name is Rose Mallory. She's in the first grade. Rose, say hi to everyone."Watching from above, the disembodied you registers surprise. "Rose was in my GATE class?" you say. "I don't remember that.""Hello everyone," comes Rose's demure voice from the head of the room. She speaks so softly you can barely hear her."Heh. New meat," third-grade you snickers to a nearby friend. He laughs."Rose," says the teacher, "please tell everyone a little bit about yourself. What are your hobbies? What's your favorite subject? What do you want to be when you grow up?""Ah--" Rose says, stammering. She obviously isn't comfortable with the spotlight. Quite the contrast to her current-day demeanor.
>>31990825We'd have been able to negotiate. He'd want to keep the world's only producer of natural X-11 happy.
>>31990822>tfw mother's day this weekend.
>>31990862But's 2001, anon.
>>31990822Lead on, Virgil, for I know not the way.Lead me down whichever path may lead me to salvation,and my beloved Beatrice.
>>31990857who the fuck is Danny?Darkbloom is a David.
>>31990822Faggot should have asked for a gamecube.
>>31990822>"I wanted a Playstation 2!" you spit with venom in your voice. "I told you that last month!"Good taste.But you're a cunt, Alabater.
>>31990867So we can make Rose go to class with it in her.
>>31990868>six scenes of us being a huge asshole to everyone in the haremnot sure I can handle this one
I never asked for these feels.
>>31990868Based GodOP
>>31990868OH GOD WE'RE THE REASON FOR EVERYTHINGoh neat we get to see why Vivian was obsessed with us
Guys they're picking through our memories as they put us back together in a robot form.The voices are the Harem telling us shit
>>31990868>"I'm going to be incorporeally sick all over the fucking place--"Everytime.Oh man, this is going to be a hard episode.
>>31990868DON'T YOU DO IT!DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT OP!MOM WAS ENOUGH!
>>31990868noice
"W-well, my main hobby is reading, I guess. I really like Goosebumps and Harry Potter... I think my favorite subject is history... and when I grow up-- when I g-grow up, I want to be President of the USA."You laugh loudly and obnoxiously, slapping your knee, purposely drawing attention to yourself. Everyone in the room turns to look at you. Rose freezes in place, petrified."Is there something you'd like to share with us?" your teacher asks, annoyed."Oh, no," you say. "It's just, I think Rose's real calling is standup comedy.""W-why is that?" Rose stammers."No woman could be president of anything," you say. "Except maybe the United States of Kitchens. That's just common sense, right?" You wink and make pow-pow finger-guns at her. "It's a man's world, baby." If the disembodied-you had a face to do it with, you'd be cringing at your behavior.The entire class jeers and laughs at your crass remarks. Looking at her from above, the expression of humiliation and heartbreak on young Rose Mallory's face as she stands there taking it, signals to you the beginning of a new course in life for her."You don't remember her," the mysterious baritone voice says, "because you got expelled from GATE two weeks later. But there's much more to show you and not a lot of time left. Let's go.""You're not going to do that spinny vortex thing again, are-- ughhhff--!" The universe goes topsy-turvy as you fly through years in seconds.
>>31990887It's a quote from Watchmen
>>31990868>ghost of Alabastor past benig a dickShit
>>31990868>loli Rose
>OMG HOW COULD ALABASTARD BE SUCH A JERK>Nobody on /a/ realises that they are all prectically the same
>>31990914>Except maybe the United States of Kitchens.#REKT
I'm beginning to suspect there will be no lewd in this interlewd at all.Only feels, then a bad end because enough people are still mad about the previous thread to vote badly on purpose.
>>31990822Is this the ghost of christmas past or some shit?
>>31990914Wow, I knew Alabaster was an asshole, but really?
>>31990914>reading books for funWhat?
>>31990822TRUTH HURTS MOMYOU DON'T MERINGUE ON GLASSWARE DO YOU?
>>31990914>Except maybe the United States of Kitchens.Nice one.
>>31990914Dammit we turned her into the tumblr.
>>31990930Maybe a flashback to when us and Whitney played Doctor as kids?
This is the guy talking to Alabaster.
>>31990914>"Except maybe the United States of Kitchens.Stay classy ally
>>31990927Oh I know it all right. I know it all too well ;_;
>>31990914You're such an ASS Haze.
>>31990914>But there's much more to show youFuck...A-at least mothers day is this Sunday so we can make it up to everyone.R-right?
>>31990822its like im watching Christmas carol...only better
>>31990932I really hope he cries and hugs each of the harem members. when he stops being dead
>>31990944Thanks,
>>31990952Shut up. This is just going to get worse.Because it needs to get worse.
>>31990914>we're the fault for her feminismWHYYYYY
>>31990955And crushes them under his super human robotic strength.
>>31990944Isn't it always?
>>31990914No wonder she's so SJW.
August 25, 2008Your first day at South Junior High is not much different than your last day at West Elementary was. You are Alabaster Soliloquy, friendless loser."Give me a WARNING when you do that, at least--""It never gets any easier. Trust me."Your younger self wanders the halls of your new school alone. At 11 years old, you consider yourself above hanging out with "normal" children, but you're no longer accepted by the dorks and geeks who used to worship you. Instead you drift aimlessly through school life on your own, a reject from all social circles.In English, you take what has become your customary seat: second from the back, by the window. In academics as in peer relationships, you have slipped considerably. You've been stuck in the remedial classes. Just before the tardy bell rings, a boy rushes in, panting, and takes the only open seat -- directly behind you. He wears spats and a cotton tank, and he's drenched in sweat from running. The smell is not unpleasant. And the sight of him makes you feel things that you don't understand, which in turn makes you irrationally angry.The teacher gives a spelling test to gauge the class's weak areas. You ace it. Your problem in school isn't performing on exams: it's doing homework and other projects that take concerted effort. You'd rather sit around and watch cartoons.After the test, the boy behind you pokes you in the back. "How'd you do?" he asks."None of your business," you grouse, not looking back at him. "And don't poke me. That's assault."The boy seems unfazed. "It looked like you did really well. I couldn't get any of them myself... spelling is hard..."You spin around in your seat to glare at him. "Were you copying off of me? Why were you watching me?"The boy shrugs. "I dunno. I get bored sometimes. You looked cute.""Homosexual!" you cry. "Deviant!"The boy just laughs. "You're a weirdo," he says. He holds out a hand to shake. "The name's Whitney. What about you?"
>inb4 horus heresy dreamland and we are being corrupted by Darkbloom
>>31990965That joke was worth it though.
>>31990944I fully support this.I am now imagining the voice of Morgan Freeman whenever I hear the disembodied voice.
>>31990973>second from the back, by the window.As it should be.
>>31990973>second from the back, by the windowHeh.
>>31990973>The boy just laughs. "You're a weirdo," he says. He holds out a hand to shake. "The name's Whitney. What about you?"OHFUCK
>>31990973>. He holds out a hand to shake. "The name's Whitney. What about you?"My heart can't take this
>>31990973>"Homosexual!" you cry. "Deviant!">not liking reverse trapsSo he was a faggot too.
>>31990973>The boy just laughs. "You're a weirdo," he says. He holds out a hand to shake. "The name's Whitney. What about you?">Whitney used to be a reverse trapCute
>>31990973best seat in class man.
>>31990991He legit thought she was a guy at first.
"Oh -- so you're a girl. You know, girls should dress like girls. Anything else is unseemly."Whitney stretches her back, interlacing her fingers over the crown of her head and baring her armpits. She stares at the ceiling. "Ah, I never cared about that stuff. Girl's clothes are so uncomfortable. Shorts are comfy and easy to wear. Hey, what does 'unseemly' mean?" "It's obvious that you're mentally unbalanced. Stay away from me."Whitney grins toothily. Her adult teeth are oversized in her little jaw. She sticks her tongue out at you. "Make me," she says.The disembodied you is surprised. "I forgot Whitney had freckles when she was little," you say, staring down at her spackled face."You forgot a lot of things about her," your guide says. "Like how the first words out of her mouth when she met you were 'you looked cute.' Do you think she ever stopped feeling that way?""Really though," Whitney says down below. "What's your name? We should hang out at lunch.""My *name* is Alabaster," you say with an imperial flourish. "And I'd rather eat alone. First of all, quiet medidation helps my digestion. Second of all, I don't 'hang out' with people who are so clearly working-class."Whitney slaps her knee. "You're a riot, Ash Blaster.""It's Alabaster." "I like you."At lunch, you hurry to the cafeteria. It's there you meet a young and portly boy named Boyd Stackleford. But he prefers to be called Naruto.His choice of nickname is amazingly cool -- you like that show, too! And just like the Naruto from TV, Stackleford knows all kinds of jitsus. Watching him display his ninja moves leaves you in actual awe. You wish you could be that awesome.For the first time in a while, you have a friend.
>>31990973We were homo for Whitney!
>>31990973wasn't she his childhood friend?
>>319909732cute
>>31990973>People will STILL hate Whitney after this>took our virginity>became our girlfriend>allows sex with other partners>protects, or at least attempts to protect, her man>Became your friend when no one else wouldBest. Fucking. Girl.
>>31991005>Shorts are comfy and easy to wear.kek
>>31991005fookin naruto and middle schoolers
>>31991005>BoydNow we know.
>>31991005>I like you.WELL THAT WAS FAST
>>31991005MAXIMUM CRINGE
>>31991005oh lord, Naruto.
>>31991005>Shorts are comfy and easy to wear.heh
>>31991005And then we ended up fucking his crush in front of him and stealing his calzone.
>>31990980>I am now imagining the voice of Morgan Freeman whenever I hear the disembodied voice.Yes, but when does it turn to this man's voice?Because honestly, can you say that Ally doesn't deserve it?
>>31991005>His choice of nickname is amazingly cool -- you like that show, too! And just like the Naruto from TV, Stackleford knows all kinds of jitsus. Watching him display his ninja moves leaves you in actual awe. You wish you could be that awesome.>For the first time in a while, you have a friend.Oh Ash Blaster
>>31991028How did everything go so wrong?
>>31991005>At lunch, you hurry to the cafeteria. It's there you meet a young and portly boy named Boyd Stackleford. But he prefers to be called Naruto.>His choice of nickname is amazingly cool -- you like that show, too! And just like the Naruto from TV, Stackleford knows all kinds of jitsus. Watching him display his ninja moves leaves you in actual awe. You wish you could be that awesome.
Your fun is cut short by the arrival of Chad Esquire, your old nemesis from the fifth grade. The kid hit puberty circa age 9 and hasn't stopped growing. Now, by the start of sixth grade, he sports a visible -- if pubey and wispy -- mustache. He stands nearly six feet tall. He also has his old retinue of toadies with him."Hey Ala-DORK-ster," he says in his bizarrely deep voice. "Found a new butt buddy, huh? Looks like I get to beat two faggots for the price of one!""Fuck off," you say, triumphant. It's the first time you've been so defiant to Chad. "My new friend is a black belt ninja and he'll--" you turn around, but Stackleford is nowhere to be seen.You look back at Chad, gulping hard. He laughs his gonadish little laugh and pops his knuckles, one by one. He approaches you, his shadow engulfing you like a venus flytrap swallowing a fly.You take a couple halting steps backward but you know what's coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Chad shoves you to the ground. His minions laugh and jeer. Then, grabbing you by the collar and raising his fist, Chad--"Haaaah----!!!" a voice to your left cries out savagely. You see a humanoid blur slide across the ground, tripping Chad's legs out from under him. Chad goes cartwheeling to the ground, landing on his nose.The blur stops instantly, leaping from a sliding position to a standing position, defying all laws of momentum. It's Whitney.
>>31991039He kept going by "Naruto"
>>31991005We are now passing through the 6th Ring of the Inferno...
>This fucking episode>Remembering all of my own past mistakesJesus OP, give a little warning man. Tearing up like a BITCH over here.
>>31991042Based Whitney.
>>31991042>It's Whitney.Whitney's a good girl
>>31991028There's a point in time where a childhood friend should stop being trapped in his old childish ways. Modern day Stackleford is a cunt and I would not wanna hang around someone like him. Fucking Whitney in front of him and stealing his Calzone is not a problem to me at all.
>>31991042>It's Whitney.I love everything about this.
>>31991042>"My new friend is a black belt ninja and he'll--" you turn around, but Stackleford is nowhere to be seen.hehe
>>31991042"I don't need a girl to save me!"
Chad stumbles to his feet, rubbing his now-bleeding nose. "D'yew wabba die?" he moans, almost unintelligible. "You get one shot, faggot, make it count!" comes Whitney's reply. Chad looks around at his expectant friends. He looks down at you. He looks at Whitney. He takes a hesitant step forward as if to accept Whitney's challenge. But when Whitney stands her ground without even flinching, he loses his mettle. "Led's geb oudda heah," Chad says. "Dis bidge id crady."He hurries away, nose leaking blood like a sieve. His cronies follow fast on his tail -- laughing at him now, instead of at you. The threat gone, Whitney's expression softens. "Are you all right, Anapaster?" she asks. She smiles and grabs your arm to help you up, but you push her away."It's Alabaster," you grumble. "And I didn't need your help. I could have handled it on my own."Shockingly, Whitney seems to believe this. "Well, okay," she says. "But if you ever need my help, just ask." "I won't.""Hey, we should trade phone numbers.""Why would I want your phone number? I hardly even know you.""We could hang out on the weekends and stuff! Build forts, play dinosaurs! Or soccer!""That sounds asinine.""As-in-ine...? You're so weird, Abadabster.""It's Alabaster. Al-a-bast-er. Get it right.""Hey, do you want to share a milkshake? I only have enough money to pay for half...""Go away.""...All right. Maybe tomorrow.""Maybe never.""Uh huh. I'll see you tomorrow, Ala-- um-- Ala... I'll see you tomorrow, Ally!"You scurry off to get away from this annoying girl and go looking for Naruto Stackleford, your new best friend."She's dumb as a bag of unmixed cement," your guide says. "But somehow you've always managed to be the stupider one. Funny, that."You don't say anything to defend yourself before he whisks you through time.
>>31991042Whitney=/=Dekomori
WHY WOULD WE RUN AWAY FROM HER SHE'S NOT ANNOYING SHE'S PERFECT
>>31991065>"You get one shot, faggot, make it count!"God dammit I fucking love this girl.
>>31991065>Anapaster?"yes
So next we're going to find out we somehow knew Ms. Carte and Vivian before?
>>31991065OP Studios pls
>>31991073He's 11, and girls are gross at 11.
>>31991065>"She's dumb as a bag of unmixed cement," your guide says. "But somehow you've always managed to be the stupider one. Funny, that."3rd degree burns here.
>>31990975>Implying we aren't getting a stern talking to from our Dad>Implying he isn't going to teach us his ways afterwards
>>31991065I can't handle these flashbacks.
>>31991065Whitney is pretty cool.
>>31991065>"You get one shot, faggot, make it count!" comes Whitney's reply.>"Led's geb oudda heah," Chad says. "Dis bidge id crady."Breddy gudCap: topl yis shekels
>>31991065>"Hey, do you want to share a milkshake? I only have enough money to pay for half...">mfw I'm actually tearing up
Dad is the guide.
>>31991065>being this loyal from the startGoddamn it, we've been idiots.
>>31991065This has got to be the cutest exchange I've ever read in FQ. My heart cant take anymorw
This is horrible. All this introspection is killing me.
>>31991111>weSpeak for yourself faggot.
If (when) we wake up, we are giving the entire harem the biggest group hug they've ever had. Hell, Stackleford can have one too.
>>31991065>"Uh huh. I'll see you tomorrow, Ala-- um-- Ala... I'll see you tomorrow, Ally!"This is so cute. I can't take this.
>>31991118Hint: It's supposed toIt proves you have a soul
>>31991065>"Hey, do you want to share a milkshake? I only have enough money to pay for half...">"Go away."fucking hell, shotabaster
>>31991107>I'm not crying I'm just sick
>>31991122well not you, but we.
>>31991127The biggest group fuck.
>>31991127>(when)We're dead, anon.
>>31991152 That's what I'm hoping for for the last episode, just one giant orgy
>>31990719fuck youyour not supposed to match the thread this well ;_;
Stop this healing OP.This is too much too quick, my heart cannot take it.
>>31991136>I only have enough money to pay for half...Meaning she didn't have enough money for anything else, either.
July 4, 2009You family's trip to the beach has been a resolute failure. Somehow you guys got turned around and wound up on the wrong highway for the better part of the day. You'll be lucky to make it to the shore before sundown now. You may miss the fireworks entirely.Your harried mother drives, far above the speed limit, fanning herself with one hand in the stuffy station wagon. Dad sits in the passenger seat acting as navigator, nose buried in a road atlas.With all the family's picnic supplies shoved into the back, available space is at a minimum. You sit wedged in next to your big sister Cerise.Cerise, wearing her typically slutty Hot Topic apparel -- ugh, does she have no taste at all? -- brushes a sweaty forearm against yours. You jerk your hand back. "Watch it!" you spit."Oh, shut up, you ass-munch!" she shouts. "You're the one who touched ME!""Now you two behave back there--" Mom chides, glancing at you in the rearview."When was the last time you took a shower?" you ask Cerise. "I swear, sitting next to your stink all day is going to give me herpes by proxy.""You're one to talk," Cerise says. "You know, they make a thing called deodorant now. You might want to check it out!"You both huff in unison and turn your heads away from the other, staring out your respective windows."Were we always that bad?" your incorporeal self asks."Just watch," your guide says patiently.
>>31991164Endure, and prove your worth.Falter now, and be damned for eternity.
>Mom, Rose, Whitney.Jesus, the things we must have said to Cerise must have been awful.
>>31991165that makes it even sadderand we make this girl share US?who do we think we are?
>>31991163I have it on repeat from the beginning.Now I want to play DE:HR real bad.
If we are seeing our life flash before our eyes will we get details on the whitney/renee "double date" from last episode.
>>31991160There will be 6 of us. One RoboAlly for each of out Haremites. No one has to share or get jealous.>>31991174>"Just watch," your guide says patiently.Oooh.. OOOOOhhh..
Question about the last episodeRose got fucking chopped by that katana wielding cyborg zombie. Am I the only one concerned about her? The only thing that had better happen is she gets a sexy as fuck scar across her chest. Any more than that and I'll be super sour
>>31991174>RikkaY-you planned this from the beginning, didn't you?
>>31991179We're about to find outAlso she used to be Rikka
>>31991174Oh god here it comes.
>>31991174>"Just watch," your guide says patiently.fuck
>>31991174Why is cerise such a bitch?
>>31991194yes
>>31991174>"Just watch,"No. Fuck you guide.Don't do this to me Morgan Freeman!
>>31991174Please no my heart can't take this
>>31991194Whitney got stabbed through the leg too. That can definitely be a fatal wound. We have two haremettes to worry about.
>>31991196He said THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO that he had a plan.Trust him.
>>31991174Young Cerise was Rikka?
>>31991165We already knew that.
>>31991217F-f-faith... sh-sh-shield...
>>31991194Nah, Im worried about her too. since it was her tummy to shoulder.No one fucks with that beautiful healthy tummy.
>>31991174I'm convinced the dad cannot live without having paper in front him.>Younger Cerise looking like Rikkabravo
>>31991180We didn't even MAKE her share us. She just went and offered.fuck.
>>31991216She was stabbed in the calf. I doubt it would be fatal.
>>31991217
>>31991220Source material is they are sisters so it makes sense.
>>31991220wait nofuckIs this Vivian's car accident?
>>31991216Good thing she stopped playing soccer.
Your family finally does arrive at the beach. The air is balmy and rank with the smell of sea life. The sand is warm underfoot. The sky is blanketed by thick clouds, obscuring the stars and making the night pitch black and starless, but the sea glitters by the illumination of a hundred bonfires all along the oceanside. "Do either of you want to go swimming?" Mom asks."Who swims at night?" you retort. "I know you're not the brightest, but don't suggest such silly things."Mom rolls her eyes and unfurls a towel on the sand. She sits down with Dad and Cerise."I'm going for a walk," you announce. "Be back in a bit.""You'll miss the fireworks," Mom says. You shrug, saying nothing else, and wander off.You follow the curve of the beach, passing by family after family. They all seem happier than yours, laughing and joking and having a nice time. You wonder what the difference is.Eventually you come across a small outcropping of rocks. You climb over it and stumble upon a tiny cove nestled away from the prying eyes of the public.Jackpot. You pull your swim trunks down and sit in the welcoming sand, rubbing your adolescent dick to hardness. Having only recently discovered the joys of self-abuse, you take every opportunity you can to indulge.You sit in the sand panting and masturbating, the thrill of doing it in the open air adding to your pleasure. But sudden movement in your periphery jolts you with a surge of adrenaline. You fall forward, onto your elbows, and reach back to tug your shorts up."Pfff-- were you-- oh my GOD, Alabaster!"It's your sister. Of all the people to walk in on this...
Anon, help me. What is appropriate music for this kind of scene? Seriously, fuck "jus a souja" and "window licker".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1bAVncleFkorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iarf3mTLmr4I just dont know man.
>>31991194To, hopefully, allay your fears, she was slashed, not 'chopped', which implies a shallow, non-lethal wound.Still, the damage to the mamis.... It's painful to think of them being marred so horribly.
>>31991228S-s-stop cr-r-rying f-faggot.
>>31991240Too early, the accident was 2011.
>>31991246How about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T--JS16uSV8
>>31991245This is how is started
>>31991245>remembering when my sister caught me looking at porn back in my youthful daysGood times...
>>31991245Ah...It all fits so perfectly.
>>31991250I-I c-c-can't...Completely coincidentally my mom was digging through some of my grandma's junk today and dug up a video of one of my first Christmas'. I got to see first hand what a dick I was to my brother. I'm going home Friday and can't wait to give him a big hug.Sorry for blogging
>>31991246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5EMhTBZXE8
>>31991236Lots of arteries there. She could easily bleed to death.
>>31991266Oh yeah, I forgot that one. Thanks anon.
I GET IT WE'RE ABOUT TO GE TO HELLgod is just showing us why we deserve it
>>31991246see>>31990719I'm dead serious. IT FITS SCARY GOOD.
>>31991277I mean, this is how niggas who bullfight get rekt
>>31991246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivxT0m4LfXg&
>>31991277Nanomachines, son.
>>31991245>You follow the curve of the beach, passing by family after family. They all seem happier than yours, laughing and joking and having a nice time. You wonder what the difference is.Fuck, dude.
"What are you doing here? Go away!""I was looking for you, you little dork. Mom was worried."She sits down in the sand beside you. You can feel the heat coursing through your skin, the physical manifestation of embarrassment at having been caught."You're such a pervert," Cerise says. "Only someone like you would do something like that in a place like this.""I don't want to hear it," you say, turning the accusations back around on her. "Or maybe you think Mom would like to know about that copy of Limewire you keep hidden on the family computer in a folder labeled 'homework.'"Cerise chokes on her laughter. "Y-you-- how do you know about that?!"At this moment, a brilliant burst of green pyrotechnics in the sky illuminates your blushing faces. As the light fades, the crackling boom reaches your eardrums.A few quiet moments pass. You stand. "I'm going back," you tell Cerise."Wait--" she says, reaching out to clasp your hand. "Why don't we stay here for a second?" A blue burst of light flashes like a strobe in the sky, and you can see her expectant look."What?" you ask. "Why should we?"Cerise shrugs. "If you want me to do your summer homework for you," you announce, "you can just forget it. You're not going to butter me up so easily.""That's not it. It's just... it's so nice and quiet here. I thought we could watch the fireworks together."You pull your hand from hers and step back, looking her over. The fireworks begin to come in a continuous stream now, the bubble-wrapping pop of explosions and white smoke accentuating the glittering panorama of color."I'd rather choke on a rusty fork," you say, "than spend time with you." Cerise's face crumples. You turn, climb back over the outcropping of rocks, and leave Cerise behind in that isolated cove."How could I have been so stupid--" your disembodied self begins to ask. But your viewpoint carthweels upward and the tendrils of the fireworks surround you as you go flying up, up, up and far away.
>>31991228Come, child.Walk by my side.But know this:A PLEA OF INNOCENCE, IS GUILTY OF WASTING MY TIME
>>31991292The Westermarck Effect
>>31991268I remember when I caught my siblings doing that. I always get the biggest smile.
>>31991282Don't worry, /a/ and /tg/ fix'd him up real good.
>>31991246im listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQYw49saqcit gives the entire thing the trippy feel it needs
>>31991246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6irgNGCqBwswe are being fucked with here
>>31991298>"I'd rather choke on a rusty fork," you say, "than spend time with you."I don't need this healing
>>31991298Jesus, why was Alabaster such a dick in the first place? What made him this way?
>>31991298W-why... ;_;
>>31991298>and leave Cerise behind in that isolated cove.oh, i knew this was coming. butfuck
>>31991298Dude.Fuck this kid.
>>31991298that son of a lovely woman
>>31991298I expected lewd...I was wrong...
>>31991322when you stare into the void, man.
>>31991322that kid is us
I GET IT! We were dead all along! We were trying to redeem ourselves from the 6 people who killed us.
December 17, 2011Vivian sits propped-up in a hospital bed. A mess of IVs, wires, and other devices are connected to her. A bandage is wrapped around her skull, covering the left eye. The other eye has no glimmer whatsoever. She stares ahead blankly.The only sound in the room is the steady beep of her heart monitor.The door opens, and David Darkbloom enters. His clothes are wrinkled and his signature goatee is nothing more than a scruffy five o'clock shadow. He has deep bags under his eyes and his hair is mussed. It's likely he hasn't slept in quite some time.He sits down in a stool beside the bed."Vivian."No reply."Vivian, we need to talk."No reply. Darkbloom reaches out and takes Vivian's hand in his. She refuses to even look at him."Vivian, I'm sorry. We couldn't save her."No reply. Darkbloom, still holding his daughter's hand, leans his forehead against the beige plastic rail on the side of the bed. His enormous body is wracked by silent sobs for several minutes before he finally goes still. Another silence descends.When he can speak again, Darkbloom says: "we'll get through this. Vivian, I want you to think of today as a second birth. And -- and you have a second mother to thank for that. You remember Ms. Carte? She saved you."No reply."I'm not going to let you grow up without a mother. We'll be a family again, I promise. I'll marry Ms. Carte right away. How does that sound?""You changed me," Vivian says.Darkbloom is taken aback for a moment, but recovers quickly. "You're a little different. Yes. Better.""I never asked you to do this.""We had to. If we hadn't done this, you-- would be--""You didn't save mom. You could have. If you saved me, you could have saved her. You let her die." Even with an accusation so damning, Vivian's voice is flat and affectless. The same way it is in the present day. She continues to stare straight ahead."I had to choose. I'm sorry. There was only enough time--""You should have let me die."
>>31991330I was never a dick. I was just no good at talking to people like the others were.
The feel train has no brakes.Why do you make us feel, OP? Why do you make us feel?
>>31991338
>>31991338"That's what your mother would have said."
>>31991338She never asked for this.
>>31991338OP...
>>31991338>"I never asked you to do this."This one won't be our fault thoughR-right?
>>31991338Darkbloom was a broken man. We could have shown him the light.
>>31991338>that David mind breakFuck that hit hard.
>>31991338Why did Darkbloom have to go to clowntown in a short few years when he was actually a relatable human being this recentlyexplain this shit OP studios
>>31991338I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL THE FEEL I FELT THAT DAYTAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Darkbloom can say nothing in response."Please go," Vivian says.Darkbloom obeys, his hangdog expression going from bad to worse.When he's gone, Vivian picks up the oversized remote control from her nightstand and turns on the wall-mounted television.She flips through the channels, but gets static on all of them save the local PBS affiliate. She sighs in a way that suggests, "just my luck," and turns up the volume."--back to the California State High School Quiz Bowl Championship. Today's match: The North High Mindbreakers, led by team captain Alabaster Soliloquy, versus the Glengary High Brain Trust, led by team captain Jen Kennings."Vivian sits forward, wiggling around a bit to get comfortable. She watches the screen intently."Let's get to know our team captains a little bit. Alabaster-- it says here your hobbies are video games and animation?""That's right.""Interesting. Those don't seem like normal hobbies for a quiz bowl champion. Most of these other guys sit around reading history books for fun -- but somehow Mr. video-games-and-cartoons is outclassing them. How is that?""Well, that's because I'm not normal. Normal people are beneath me."The host seems a bit lost for words at this. He recovers, flipping through his note cards. On her hospital bed, Vivian cocks her head, entranced."Ahem. Yes. In just three games this tournament, you've racked up a stunning 15,300 points -- that's more than the next three players in the top 10 combined. So tell me: what makes you such a fierce competitor? What drives you to succeed?"The camera focuses in on you. You grin a sneering grin. "It's not enough for me that I should succeed," you say. "Others should fail."Vivian blinks. She turns the volume higher still.
>>31991346>Start reading Fuck Quest to cap>get wrecked by emotions insteadMan, I did not expect this.
>>31991353I never should have posted this: >>31990719Too much healing...
>>31991338I can't take this...
>>31991370OP PLS
>>31991370>The camera focuses in on you. You grin a sneering grin. "It's not enough for me that I should succeed," you say. "Others should fail."Oh fucking hell. I can't decide whether I should laugh or cry.
>>31991370>she stole it from usDamn these callbacks OP. Damn all of them.
>>31991370>It's not enough for me that I should succeed," you say. "Others should fail."Alphabaster
>>31991370IM ACTUALLY HURTINGFUCK
>>31991370STOP THIS PLEASE
>>31991338>"I never asked you to do this."I can't handle all this.
>>31991394Stole what? I don't get it.
>>31991370>The camera focuses in on you. You grin a sneering grin. "It's not enough for me that I should succeed," you say. "Others should fail.">She said this to usI thought it sounded like something Ally would sayShe was trying to connect
>>31991338>"You didn't save mom. You could have. If you saved me, you could have saved her. You let her die." Vivian, bro, that's fucking terrible.Holy shit Darkbloom...
>>31991370And so we pass through the Seventh Circle...
>>31991409>It is not enough I succeed, other should failWe all know the yearbook quote, but if you go back to episode one it's one of the first things she says to us
>>31991338I'm kill myself after the last episode.Kidding, I'm waiting for Rail Wars
>>31991409When she joined our class, one of the first things she said was "It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail."
>>31991370>Jen Kennings
>>31991370>The camera focuses in on you. You grin a sneering grin. "It's not enough for me that I should succeed," you say. "Others should fail."T-t-trust in OP. OP will deliver...;_;
>>31991409She behaves exactly like this in the earlier stuff, before she gets all cute.I'm pretty sure she repeats some of those lines verbatim in the first few threads.
Its also pissing down rain outside, with the Deus Ex music and this..its all to much
>>31991409she said this when she introduced herself in class in episode 1
>>31991417>>31991422I swear I'm not crying
>>31991433I wish I was as good a liar as you. ;_;
>>31991422>Anons felt no remorse with bullying this oor loli>me includedFuck everything.
>>31991423Based OP.
February 7, 2013You come home from school to find Cerise sitting at the dining room table, doing paperwork. "Oh, so my lazy older sister is finally looking for a job?" you snort as you stroll past the table toward the kitchen, looking for a snack. "Did you get tired of mooching off the rest of us, then?""Shut the fuck up, Alabaster. Don't you have little girls to be molesting?""Don't you have strangers to be blowing? For money in an alley?"You sit down across from her, cracking open a can of soda. As Cerise focuses on filling out the current form, you take a moment to snoop from afar. You read the watermark at the top of one of the forms: "University of California, Berkeley." You snatch one of the trifolded papers from the tabletop. Cerise's handwriting -- a bizarre amalgam you can only describe as sloppy-neat -- fills the blank field below the header. "My greatest disappointment in life..." you begin, reading Cerise's words aloud. Cerise's head snaps up and her eyes widen when she sees the paper in your hands. "In my first summer after starting high school, my family visited the beach for Independence Day--"Cerise snatches the paper from you. "Get the hell out, Alabaster!"
>>31991370We fucked her up good.
>>31991442It's coming full oval
>>31991442>"My greatest disappointment in life..." you begin, reading Cerise's words aloud. Cerise's head snaps up and her eyes widen when she sees the paper in your hands. "In my first summer after starting high school, my family visited the beach for Independence Day--">Doubling up on scenesThat's cheating
>>31991442So we can stay dead, right.
>>31991442killing me softly
>>31991442>My greatest disappointment in lifeoh god
>>31991442I know more is coming.It needs to be said.But oh god... I can feel my chest tightening.
Either this thread is overreacting, or I'm dead inside. Which actually wouldn't surprise me.
>>31991457calm your incensed nipples.
"What IS that?" you ask."It's the essay portion of my admission application to UC Berkeley.""You know, they have a thing called word processors now--""A handwritten essay is more personal! It increases odds of acceptance!""If they can read it..."Cerise grumbles, putting her essay underneath a few of the other papers as if to hide it from you."Besides," you continue, "do you really think they'd accept someone like you?""I don't see why not--""And what are you planning to major in, oh genius sister of mine?""...""Come on, don't be shy now.""...Electrical engineering," she says. "Not that you would care."You laugh derisively. "What?" she says. "You? An engineer?""Is it really so shocking? ...Y-you don't think I can do it?""What was the last math class you took? Trig? You do know an engineer has to be good at math, right?""..."You stand up from the table, taking a swig of your drink. You chuckle again. "I think you should keep your goals realistic," you say. "You're supposed to be looking for work right now. Maybe if you get lucky, you can learn a trade or something." You crush the empty aluminum can and toss it on the table.As you walk upstairs, Cerise puts down her pen and stares pensively at her application form. After several long minutes of contemplation, she gathers up the papers and takes them to the trash bin in the kitchen.Watching from above, you wish you could reach through time and throttle yourself."Stop," you disembodied form says. "Just... stop. You've made your point.""I made my point all right," your companion says, "but I wonder if you've understood it." Once again the universe twirls all around you like water going down a drain.
>>31991442Damn OP, is this where I think it's going, cause if you that's fucked
>>31991442>Here lies Cerise's hopes and dreams
>>31991442That's it. I tried.See you on Sunday anons, my dick was ready, but my heart was left defenseless.
>>31991442even if we did make a selfless sacrifice in the end im not sure if we deserve to be revived and if we do only to say "im sorry"
>>31991465Congratulations!You're seriously fucking dead inside.
>>31991468>. After several long minutes of contemplation, she gathers up the papers and takes them to the trash bin in the kitchen.hoho, oh fuck
>>31991468FUCK USWHYWHY ARE WE SUCHFUCKINGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>31991442Yeh, I'm grabbing the knife.
>>31991468fuck.i cant cry in the office.fuck
>>31991468I don't even
I think I know who's funding OP Studios.
>>31991468fucking hell.
>>31991458>Not wanting to make amends for a lifetime of being a shitcunt.You disgust me.
>>31991465I'm grinning, see what magic we did to this SOB. We did good, so pervertedly good.
Now I get it.Fuck Quest isn't about Alabaster fucking all the girls. Fuck Quest is about OP fucking over everyone with feels.
ALPHABUSTEREDWOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN NOT COLLEGE
>>31991468>After several long minutes of contemplation, she gathers up the papers and takes them to the trash bin in the kitchen.Dude...
>>31991468OP please stop...
>>31991487Hint:This is what is borne of elitism.It breeds only suffering.
>>31991468>UC BerkeleyFuck. Who else in the story wanted to--- Ah, Vivian.
>>31991509This is the story of /a/
>>31991468Not even Corrupted's discography can do this suffering justice.
>>31991468And we finally descend and pass through the Ninth Gate.He are home...
>>31991468What the fuck Alabastard
>>31991468>"You're supposed to be looking for work right now. Maybe if you get lucky, you can learn a trade or something.">After several long minutes of contemplation, she gathers up the papers and takes them to the trash bin in the kitchen.Fuck you OP.
>>31991468Im actually tearing upfucking hell OP
>>31991517Did we crush the hopes and dreams of the doctor yet?
How can he possible make this up to his Harem, since he's dead.
>>31991468SO WHATS EVERYBODY DOING WHILE WAITING FOR OP THIS THREAD?
>>31991534Pretty sure David did that for us, but at this point, who knows.
>>31991538Crying
>>31991538crying
>>31991538Waifu Robo quest
You have a body again.You come to in a long, dimly-lit hallway. It appears like the hallways at North High: dull white linoleum tiling, plaster panels on the ceiling, ugly cream-colored walls dotted with posters and bulletins at regular intervals. The only difference is that this hallway seems to stretch endlessly in both directions.You blink and raise yourself to your feet, using the wall to support yourself. "Hello?" you cry. Your voice echoes down the desolate hall -- "hello?--hello--hello-hello--"With a dazed swagger to your step, you start walking. You try doors at random, but they're all locked. Through the windows set into the doors, you can see various people -- some you know and some you don't -- sitting alone in featureless, windowless rooms. When you knock or otherwise try to get their attention, they don't respond. They're crying. Mom, Vivian, Cerise, Whitney, Ms. Carte, Rose... and those other, strange-looking girls you don't know, too. All crying.Growing panicked, your pace quickens, until at last you're just running blindly down the infinite corridor."Hello?" you scream. "Hello? Where am I? Where--"Suddenly, you collide with a human shape. You fall to your butt. Looking up, you see a redhead with a petite frame and a fiery glint in her eye staring back at you."Alabaster," she says. "There you are."You stand up and grab her by the shoulders. You shake her to and fro, a crazed twinge in your voice. "Who are you?" you demand. "Where have you taken me?"She shakes her head, and extracts herself from your grip. Her expression becoming menacing. "Don't you recognize me? Is this some kind of joke? How dare you bring me to this awful place and play games like this--!" She slaps you across the face, sending you reeling and clutching at your cheek. When you look back, she's gone."Wait--! Help! What is HAPPENING to me?""Stop crying, you drama queen." This is a different voice: the baritone rumble of your guide from before.
>>31991540Sobbing.
Why do they still love us so much? We clearly dont deserve it. Our harem must be so completely warped and broken because there's no way any sane persone would stick around a cunt like Alabaster
>>31991538CRYING LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!
>>31990783>>31990822>>31990868>>31990914>>31990973>>31991005>>31991042>>31991065>>31991174>>31991245>>31991298>>31991338>>31991370>>31991442>>31991468I only signed up or an interlwed, what happened OP?
>>31991538I haven't left the thread, tabbed out, or even THOUGHT about doing anything else from Post 2.I am literally riveted to my chair.
>>31991468Fuck OP, this one really got to me.
>>31991538Playing video gamesAnd crying
>>31991502It's not about fucking the girls, it's about Alabaster's journey to become a better person with sexual encounters and the women around enabling the change. He still might be an asshole (everyone is), but our actions have genuinely changed him for the better, and he has learned to love and cherish every girl in their own way.We fucked fucked everyone over originally, but now we're fucking them to set everything right.
>>31991538not much, he's pretty fast this thread, probably cause he's got this all planned out.>>31991551KURISU????
>>31991551>kuristinaAnother person Ally forgot
>>31991551IS THIS STACKLEFUCKS BETA TIMELINE?
>>31991551Here comes a new challenger.
>>31991551WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
>>31991538Drinking
>>31991561Interlewd for OP, not questers
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivxT0m4LfXg&
>>31991551A SUCCUBUS IS GOING TO TRY AND TAKE US AWAY FROM OUR HAREM!DO NOT LET THE HARLOT TEMPT YOU!STAY STRONG!STAY ALERT!
>>31991551This is a vision of Darkbloom's future, isn't it!
Fuck I have work in 4 hours and I haven't slept yet but I can't leave this thread now. Send help.
>>31991538Feeling bad about myself
>>31991601he's jerking off to our suffering.
>>31991603this works too I thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qft44yIJ6_M
>>31991603Negative.See post 2 of the thread.I refuse to take it off repeat.
You guide is corporeal now as well. He seems familiar, but his outfit makes identification difficult. He wears a hooded black robe, like some kind of monk or friar. What little of his face isn't concealed by shadow is striated by deep, angry-looking scars. "Where am I?" you ask."Think of this like a waiting room," he says."Am I-- am I dead?""You got impaled through the stomach and fell 86 stories. You tell me, Alabaster.""Oh god...""Let's focus on the issue at hand." He sweeps his hand like a priest delivering a blessing. You notice a pentagram branded into the back of his palm. "I've shown you all these things, now: what is the common element."You gulp and gather your bearings. "Me," you say, your mouth desert-dry. "I'm the common element.""You must be more specific. What is the common element. What about you connects the events.""They involve the people I care most about.""But it isn't about them. It's about you. It's always been about you, hasn't it? So what is it about you that ties these events together. What is the common element."I'm... I'm an asshole.""Why are you an asshole.""I don't know.""Let's investigate this. What makes a man a man, Alabaster.""Masculinity?""That's a tautology. Perhaps you're an asshole because you lack the intelligence to be any other way. You think the measure of a man is how many women he ejaculates inside. How demeaning he can be. How many people he can subjugate and terrorize to answer to his every beck and call. Do you call this being a man?""But-- what else could you call it?""I call it a quick way to lose everything you love."You clutch your forehead. "I didn't know. Oh God. I wasted my life.""Most people only get one chance. They live and die as assholes and never know. Look at me, Alabaster, goddamn it. You're a man, aren't you? Face the person speaking to you."You look at him."How do I stop being an asshole?" you ask."Answer the question. What makes a man a man."[ ] (Custom)
YFW OP GIVES US A CONGRATULATIONS END
>>31991538Laughing uncomprehendingly.
>>31991545>>31991547>>31991553>>31991555>>31991556>>31991568
Oi,what the fuck is all this, then?
>>31991551we must prevent this awful future
>>31991623A man protects the ones that he loves, at any cost.
>>31991623>[ ] (Custom)"To know that he has erred and needs to make amends."
>>31991623OH FUCK
>>31991623Resisting urge to make a Castelvania jokeThe ability to fix the mistakes he made.
>>31991623>>[ ] (Custom)A man protects the ones he loves.
>>31991623A miserable little pile of secrets?
>>31991623Y chromosomes. ORWhen a man and a women have sex with each other...
>>31991623being responsible facing your problems head on not blaming others for our on faults
>>31991623By stop going to 4chan.
>>31991623Compassion
>>31991623[x] A pair of testicles
>>31991623FUUUUUUCK!
>>31991623[x] The willpower to protect the smiles.
>>31991623OH FUCK GAME TIME, PANIC.
>>31991623A penis
>>31991623His ability to protect smiles
>>31991646>>31991654I chance my answer to this.
>>31991623"The ability to fuck people without fucking over people."
>>31991623The old Alabaster would've said it's the size of his phallus. I say it's the size of his heart.
>>31991623MULAN MAKES YOU A MANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
>>31991652>>31991655
>>31991623a man protects the ones he loves, no matter the cost
>>31991623>[X] (Custom)The measure of the people who are willing to stand by his side.
>>31991646>>31991654This.
>>31991646this
>>31991623A man is there for the people in his life when they need him.
>>31991623>>[ ] (Custom)Strong personal beliefs and conviction
YOU NEED TO UNDO ALL YOUR MISTAKES TO RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL TIMELINEEL PSY CONGROO
>>31991623How can you ask this question to /a/ and /tg/ ?
>>31991646>>31991654let's go.
>>31991623A man provides.He does it even when he isn't appreciated, wanted, or even loved.He simply bears up and he does it.Because he is a man.
>>31991623LOVE AND RESPECT
Anons must've been paying attention during Christian Morality huh?
>>31991623Fixing his mistakes and protecting those smiles
>>31991646This.
>>31991655There's no other option.
>>31991648This
>>31991623> (Some deep shit about acknowledging your fuck ups and having the strength to overcome you silly sense of pride and apologize)I DON'T KNOW OP!
>>31991623The compassion to be there for the ones closest to you.The strength to protect them in their time of need.And overall, the desire to do right.
>All these cheesy linesfuck it[X] "I don't know"
>>31991551>OP's face right now
>>31991684>>31991646This. We'd better not be wrong.
>>31991623THE POWER TO DEFEND THE SMILES OF THOSE YOU LOVEI AM THE SMILE PROTECTOR PREPARE TO DIE
>>31991623"Reading a paper and never helping your own son"I AM GOIN ALL IN ON THIS ONE
>>31991623[X] His creed
>>31991709Jeffrey Lebowski had it right, man.
>>31991623[x] His mistakes, and the ability to learn from those mistakes, so that he doesn't repeat them again and hurt those around him.
Let's get down to buisnessTo defeat the huns.Did they send me daughtersWhen I asked for sons?You're the saddest bunch I ever metBut you can bet before we're throughMister, I'll make a manOut of you.Tranquil as a forestBut on fire within.Once you find your centerYou are sure to win.You're a spinless, pale pathetic lotAnd you haven't got a clue.Somehow I'll make a manOut of you.Chien-po: I'm never gonna catch my breathYao: Say goodbye to those who knew meLing: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gymMushu: This guy's got them scared to deathMulan: Hope he doesn't see right through meChien-po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim[men] BE A MANWe must be swift as a coursing river[men] BE A MANWith all the force of a great typhoon[men] BE A MANWith all the strength of a raging fireMysterious as the dark side of the moonTime is racing toward usTill the huns arrive.Heed my every orderAnd you might survive.You're unsuited for the rage of warSo pack up, go home you're throughHow could I make a manOut of you?[men] BE A MANWe must be swift as a coursing river[men] BE A MANWith all the force of a great typhoon[men] BE A MANWith all the strenght of a raging fireMysterious as the dark side of the moon[everyone]BE A MANWe must be swift as a coursing riverBE A MANWith all the force of a great typhoonBE A MANWith all the strenght of a raging fireMysterious as the dark side of the moonHoo-ah!
>>31991654>[ ] (Custom)"Ur a faget"
>>31991623>He wears a hooded black robeshit OP WTFA Man's Actions Make a men
>>31991623>"Answer the question. What makes a man a man."A MAN CHOOSESA SLAVE OBEYS
>>31991623A man can walk proudly down in the streetA mans not ashamed of what he believesHe knows how to laugh, he knows when to cryHe knows how to live, hes not afraid to diehttp://youtu.be/X8aNbTUDkvAWe fucking deserve this.
>>31991623SPIRAL POWER OUT THE ASSAlternatively, doing what needs to be done without regard for oneself; only for those he cares about
>>31991623A man will always be what he is not, to seek the greatest triumph at any cost, either humble or oppressive, he is only good until he sits a throne with gold and sword at hand, and only evil until he sees the good for which he wrought.
>>31991700>>31991713>>31991715smile mind
>>31991623Living your life correctly
>>31991724>>31991646This thread took a turn at breakneck speed.
>>31991623[x] The ability to listen and learn from others.
>>31991623>[ ] (Custom)I don't think anyone expected this.
>>31991738Emiya is that you?
>>31991623A true man always protects smiles!
>>31991623He takes the blazing sun in his bare hands and endures the searing heat. A mans man sustained by strength of will. When you hear of the great Alabaster they're talking about me! You'd best remember that!
Thinking and acting for the welfare of not only one's self, but for those he loves.
>>31991623A man fights for what he believes, no matter the cost. I might be fit to call myself thought, I still have doubts, but I believe in what I must do, and that is to protect the women I love. If staying here means that I won't be able to keep them safe, then fuck everything else. Fuck me, fuck you, and fuck the strength of man - I will be there for them,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ3CYLU3zTA&feature=kp
>>31991623A man is an everchanging mass of getting-shit-done.
>>31991623The courage to face any obstacle, the wit and cunning to protect the ones you love, and the strength to admit when you're wrong.
>>31991623A man is someone who has integrity, someone who will do what others are unwilling to do. A man will owe up to his misdeeds and will apply himself in the tasks he sets himself upon. A man will not betray those who he considers important in life.
>>31991623[X]I don't know
>>31991623>[X] Humility
>>31991623[X]"A man always read the paper. Because a man always thinks before do"
>>31991646This, all the way.
OP is reading these replies just to judge us personally. I can feel it.
>>31991737Barring that…
>>31991767U wot m8
>>31991623>What little of his face isn't concealed by shadow is striated by deep, angry-looking scars.S-Spancer?
>>31991623Mai Rifle.
>>31991623FUCKING THIS >>31991697
Too many cheesy answers.Makes me feel like I'm talking to 12 year olds about philosophy.
>>31991671This is actually on to somethingi vote this.
>>31991736THIS!THIS! THIS! THIS!
>>31991825Where do you think you are?
>>31991623I DONT KNOW I ONLY KNOW SHIT OTHER PEOPLE TOLD ME OUR LIFE IS A LIE
>>31991803he's jerking off to the naive idealism he conjured up in the hearts of /a/ and /tg/
inb4 OP ends the interlewd before we find out whether we've passed the test or not
>>31991825Which one is yours?
>>31991814Stackleford.The next post will have him pulling back his hood and going "Wrong, nigger, it's mastering the kage bushin!"
>>31991825Then show us something better, o wise one.
>>31991697this yo
>>31991623I honestly tried to think about and even read some of the above answers. None of them soundsm right at all. At least not for me. I might not know what a man is but it's pretty obviously not Alabaster
>>31991623A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS
>>31991799This actually seem like the best one.This is what most typical shounen start with.I'M PUTTING IN ALL MY CHIPS FOR YOU ANON!
>>31991803>judging anonymous people
>>31991843
When he assumes responsibility for himself.
>>31991847There we go, finally a good answerJust be honestly humble anons
As a noun:- an adult human male- a human being of either sex; a person.As a verb:- (of personnel) work at, run, or operate (a place or piece of equipment) or defend (a fortification).- fortify the spirits or courage of.As an exclamation: used, irrespective of the sex of the person addressed, to express surprise, admiration, delight, etc., or for emphasis.
>>31991736oh fuck yes. i vote this.
>>31991875FUCK YOU.
>>31991623>What is a man?OP pls
>>31991825But there honest answers.A man doesn't give a shit about anything other than what he believes. What he knows, in his heart, to be correct. The lengths to protect, the willingness to uphold, the strength to fight - all for what you believe in, there can never be a cost to great for that. Perhaps it's unrealistic, idealistic, but a man stands by what he says, and says fuck you to those who judge him for what he believes.So fuck you, anon.
>>31991838Seeing MC watch his shota-self fap is a rather disappointing and weird interlewd.
>>31991847This isn't too bad actually
>>31991860You can judge a collective quite easily
>>31991803I have a feeling whatever we say will backfire
>>31991799I got your back anon.
Is this question causing a slight identity crisis for anybody else?
>>31991825It can't be helped, did you really expect deep insights from people up at 3-4am on a weekday spending their time reading something called 'Fuck Quest'?
>>31991891This whole thread is making me feel and experience things I was not prepared to deal with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFDj3shXvcobowie would know the answer
>>31991882Holy shit, this is the answer we need.
"A man protects the ones he loves. At any cost."The scarred face of your spirit guide curls into a grin."Hmm. So you're actually learning. But -- can you protect the ones you love from yourself?""I don't... I don't know... tell me how, if you know everything!""You're not living your life correctly, Alabaster. That much is obvious. So be the man you were meant to be. Be conscientious and receptive. Fill your mind with equanimity and understanding. Be patient. Don't kowtow, but don't be an obstinate little shit either. Pay attention to what your lovers need and want. Prioritize accordingly. Be kind, for fuck's sake.""That's all easy enough to say-- but to DO--""You have a lot to do. The road ahead of you is long. Did you think Darkbloom was bad? This is easy mode. I only wish I could have it as easy as you do right now.""I don't understand...""You will. Trust me."He puts a hand on your shoulder. "The ones you love mean more than anything. Remember what I told you."The symbol on the man's palm glows with blinding technicolor light that spreads rapidly, engulfing your field of vision. You hear a rushing sound, as of air whipping around your head, and feel a sensation like freefall. And then there is only white.END OF INTERLEWD 4.
>>31991623A man is someone who provides, protects and cares for those he loves. A man is not measured simply by his feelings, but his actions as well. A true man not only feels the desire to do his best for himself and others, but takes the necessary steps to do so.
>>31991891No, I just wish OP would hurry up and post the result before we get another 50 different responses.
>>31991882>rating manliness by baseless post-conventional decisions
>>31991891Only slightly.
>>31991891I CAME HERE TO FAPNOT TO FEELNOT TO THINKI DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE MAN
>>31991799this
>>31991906FUCK YEAH.
>>31991906>You're not living your life correctly, Alabaster.I. Fucking. Love. You.
>>31991799If we get some follow up to this I think this might be the best chance we got.Make this one be the start but then trail off on how all the others may apply but that doesn't matter right now because it's all irrelevant if you're dead.
>>31991882>That mind of steel routeHow the fuck are you supposed to protect the people you care about when you cling to your ideals?
>>31991906Thank you TouMAN!
Sensei does her best now and is preparing.Please wait warmly until it is done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPmNlCm7dq0
>>31991906TOUMAN?!
>>31991906Interlewd and no lewd. Could you give us detail on the whitney/carte scene that there wasn't time for last thread.
>>31991906Is this the quickest one ever? its been....1 hour?
>>31991906>"your not living your life correctly"so touMAN is the grim reaper now. ok.
>>31991906>You're not living your life correctly, Alabaster.>You will. Trust me.OP delivers.
>>31991906So the only lewd we got was Alabaster watchign his shota self fap. Why was this an Interlewd?
>>31991906>You're not living your life correctly, Alabaster.Thank you Touma
>>31991906b-but that can't be it
>>31991906>"You're not living your life correctly, Alabaster.Oh, GOD DAMMIT
>>31991906>You're not living your life correctly, AlabTOUMA WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DEAD TOO ?
>>31991906>Darkbloom is easy modeThe path of a harem master is perilous indeed.
>>31991906>END OF INTERLEWD 4.Where was the lewd? All I could find were tears.
>>31991906>"You're not living your life correctlyI think we lucked out
>>31991929Is it the one with Whitney that we missed?
>>31991906>You're not living your life correctly, AlabasterI almost spat out my drink, OP. Damnit, you can't just throw something hilarious like that out so suddenly.
>>31991906>END OF INTERLEWD 4.OH YOU MOTHERFUCKEROkay, you've got me hooked OP. How long am I going to have to wait for the next thread?
>>31991906Its fucking TouMAN!
>>31991929SENSEIIIII ｡・ﾟ・(*ﾉД`*)・ﾟ・。
>>31991936>>31991948It's lewd for OP fapping to our tears
>>31991891yes
>>31991906Nah, fuck that. I'll just listen to Bartholomew and Deadman's Gun until it clicks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXeGHcF9-RYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
>>31991929There's more?!
>>31991929I await very VERY warmly
>>31991623"A man protects the smiles he wishes to see once more."
>>31991906>END OF INTERLEWD 4.Is it over?Can I stop crying now?
>>31991845His thoughts and actions.Fucking there. 4 words, plain and simple. No moralistic mumbo jumbo or some essay a kid would write on youtube under the topic of beliefs.
>>31991906The next episode is going to be the fucking TITS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnkWe are going to kick some god damn ass.
>>31991929Never thought I'd get so emotional over something called 'Fuck Quest'.Thanks OP, you glorious bastard.
>>31991929Oh christ we're not going to be a fucking robot, are we?God damn it.
>>31991929We have passed through the fire.We are now ready for the coming darkness.Thank you OP Studios. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
B-but this is Interlewd 5...
>>31991960Who?
>>31991929>museoh you.
GUYS Our guide was us from the future.Kuruisu is a girl in the new harem of season 2. Alabaster sees "strange girls" he doesn't recognise while wandering through limbo. That would be our new harem.
>>31991955sunday like always
>>31991945>hasn't read NT9This is just one of Touma's many loops.
>>31991926You seem to forget that I was responding to this guy who called everyone else's posts, a majority of which chose protecting those you love at any cost, shit.It's what you believe to be correct. Protecting those you love, no matter what the cost.
>>31991955Sunday of two weeks from now.
>>31990849IT'S TIME FOR ALLYTO LET 'ER RIP
>>31991984We Vivi-tan now.
>>31991984IT WAS FORESEEN!THE RUNES HAVE BEEN CAST!THE WRAITHBONE GIVES YOU LIFE ONCE MORE!
>>31992000Okay, okay that's cool.I'm moving soon and I'm going to be without internet for awhile, I was worried I'd miss it.Also I'm pretty new to this, so I wasn't sure about the schedule.
>>31991998Season 2 when?
>>31991998Isnt the next one supposed to be Yandere Quest?
>>31991979Just remember.Do it for the right reasons
>>31992007>>31992008I recall it being foreseen and complained about to no end, is that really the direction this is going?
>>31992007We ALABAS-TAAAAH now?
>>31991984Fuck, Cerise, Mom and Vivian didn't even have a taste of our natural dick yet.
>>31991998Adds up. Maybe not the future us but I like the future haremites for season 2. But we better not lose original 6.
>>31992030Maybe our dick's intact?
>>31991998S2: Time Travel?You are now aware future!Ally's face is badly scarred at some point further down the timeline.You are now remembering how Dad hides his face behind papers all the time.
>>3199198497% robot.The remaining 3% is our junk, they made sure to prioritize saving that part.
>>31992028>implying the complaints of a few outweight OP's Grand Design.Begone. You will only contribute to our destruction.
>>31992030Melanchy and the infinite 9 by OP studios, out this summer.
>>31992030Only Cerise hasn't tasted it.
>>31992030Perhaps our dick was the only part that survived intact, we have been rebuilt around it.
>>31991992Pic related.Someone post the gospel.
>>31992042You just know she licked our cum off the carpet after Family Movie Night.
>>31991998What if sheIs the protagonist and she ended up like Alabaster
>>31992031While I cannot predict the future or even attempt to guess what OP has on store. If I were to take a guess, I'd say it'll be a lot like Summer Days. Same MC, different harem
>>31991929my body is ready!I fucking love you OP
>Future selfIf this is some Fate bullshit I'll really lose all expectations for real plot
>>31991992Looks like we have someone else who isn't living their life correctly.
>>31992037>>31992035The purist mind is truly a mystery.
>>31992042Vivian and mom haven't gotten vaginal and nakadashi.
>>31992036In a roundabout way, Alabaster does get together with Kaa-san.
>>31992043The force of our ejaculation acted as a retrograde thruster, allowing a reasonably soft landing.
>>31992049Female harem protag?Cool beans
Wait, so thread over? Or are we getting that Whitney/Carte scene?
>this entire thread
>>31992028I wasn't serious.>>31992029Yes. WANNA PLAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
>>31992054Shhhh
>>31992054Can someone shop 8man's face on Archer from FSN?
I would complain that we didn't get a scene with Ms. Carte, who is best girl, but then I realized what it would mean to have a scene with her in this episode.
>>31992062>Whitney/Carte scene?What scene is this?
>>31992062No one knows.
>>31992077>implying 8man isn't Shirou
>>31992080Rose is best girl after that last episode. I mean, she was always high up thanks to the femdom, but shit, that mewling.
>>31990822I already hate the guy OP.
>>31992082OP skipped over it like an asshole while he was busy railroading us into death.
>>31992080>complaining>having a best girl in this haremYou have learned NOTHING!
>>31992062The thread is over.I may type it up at some point in the next couple days and post it separately.>>31991995Just listen to it with an open mind. It has a nice cinematic feel that fits at this point in the story. Imagine Sensei hard at work on us. Not that way.
>>31992082The one that was glossed over in the previous thread. Before it all hit the fan.
>>31992093Jesus, did you just get here?Oh god...You haven't seen anything yet
I'm getting scared this might not have a happy end.
>>31992087He isn't. At least Quizbowl demands multiple intelligences. Shirou can barey comprehend what life is.
>>31992102Is this shit on for Sunday?Do you realize what day Sunday is?
>>31992106Right I remembered>>31992102OP Studios how do you feel about the reaction to this thread?Did you expect this or was it a surprise?
>>31992102I have it on repeat.it will now stay there until Sunday.I swear it.
>>31992102Okay, I can live with that.I need to sleep anyways.Sleep, and cry.
>>31992102Whens the next episode, sunday?
>>31992102Not that guy but for some reason I assumed it there was more. Same time sunday OP?
>>31992102>The thread is over.
>>31992116He has a plan.
>>31992109what gave it away? two of our girls getting turned to steaks, or falling from a rooftop?
So are we getting the standard Dalton/Darkbloom/Vivian/Spancer Terminator treatment? Or are we going to WASH AWAY THE ANGER?
>>31992102Nah, I liked it.I just remember people had a go when you posed the OP and ED a while back.
>>31992109we ran around fucking a bunch of women and half-assing our daily existence while some serious shit was brewing that managed to involve us. A bad end is fitting.
>Ms Carte works on Vivian>Vivian needs magic cum to live>Ms Carte working on AbalasterThere are some terrifying implications here.
>>319921128man isn't from the future, his future necromancer-like self is.
>>31992102Oh, and make sure you tune in this Sunday, 0230 EST for Episode 10: "Umi Da"
>>31992102I have lost almost all hope for this quest, please let choice matter.
>>31992102oh cool I get to go to sleep before the sun comes up
>>31992120Let every tear you shed burn into your heart what it means to love our girls.Never, ever forget these feelings.
While I get what OP was going for, it kind of also makes a good part of our harem look like weakwilled chumps, given how they let an adolescent dickwad essentially control their lives.Like they can't even be misanthropic assholes without being wronged by us in the past?
>>31992132No, we're going full heaven's feel route. MY BODY IS MADE OUT OF SWORDS.
>>31992130>two of our girls getting turned to steaksAre you implying they're dead? Cause I'm sad if that's how it really is.
>>31992102I feel like because it is a interlewd you should maybe do that right now. Unless you have plans to sleep or something than nevermind.
>>31992102So no meanwhile, then?
>>31992140>Umi DaUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMI DAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31992092>Rose knows how to use firearms>based off Mami who's specialty was firearmsOP, how far ahead do you plan this shit?
>>31992054I am the boner of my pantsSteel is my dick and oil is my bloodI have shot over a thousand blanksUnknown to blue balls, nor known to edgingHave withstood pleasure to cause many orgasmsYet, this dick will never impregnate anythingSo as I pray, Unlmited Fuck Works.
>>31992140what the fuck opfrom "ur ded" to "what a nice day at the beach"How?
>>31992146You're a fucking idiot.Nobody willingly becomes a misanthrope if they've led a happy, issue-free life.Misanthropy is borne from suffering.
>>31992140EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!
>>31992140[SCREAMS UNINTELLIGIBLY]
>>31992140>Returning to the beach and make some better memories, and give much needed maintenance on damaged bridgesOh god, going to need to start the defenses around my heart this time.
Different lewds in thread 10 quest. Wooooo!
>>31992140UMI DAMIDA
>>31992140A beach episode at this stage of the game?Oh well, I guess we can have some hot and heavy beach ecchi before we take on Gendo.
>>31992159obviously some shit in Palau. Pay attention
>>31992165>pans up to the clear blue sky
>>31992150If Sensei can bring back someone from death, she can fix torso and leg wounds. I can only hope Rose gets a sexy as shit scar across the torso after this.
>>31992140Robots can't swim. OP don't be silly.
>>31992146I'd say the only one we had a serious, long-lasting effect on was Vivian, because she was young, impressionable and a cyborg.The others, except for Whitney apparently, just got used to us being a prick.
>>31992159We're being worked on in the Lab in Palau.This should have been obvious
>>31991929>Muse>MORE VOCALS REMIXOH god, I can't sleep with this stupid grin
>>31992140God fucking damn you OP.
>>31992159Nigga we just went from fucking off at our house, to being in a mansion, to being taken to Oklahoma, to getting taken captive, to being saved by a 15 year old girl, to fighting a zombie-cyborg, to meeting our future selves.Is going to the ocean after a fall off of a 89 story building THAT far-fetched?God damn man some people.
>>31992173Noukome's "beach episode" was at a water park in the final ep.
>>31992179Ally better lick it. With affectionate tenderness. Make her mewl.
>>31992140Are we getting a mean while? >>31991929or is it thread end?
>>31992159Trust OP, he has a plan.
I do not want to be a robot.Jesus christ, we saw what it did to Vivian and Spancer, why the fuck would we want to be like that?God damn you, Op studios.
>>31992210Gee, I don't know, what does >>31992102 mean?
>>31992210I, for one, would like to know what occurs in FAZIL QUEST.
>>31992163Except for us. We were apparently born a misanthropic asshole, but no one else was either.
>>31992214Hey, it could be worse.
>>31992214>Implying we'll be the same.All this projecting.
>>31992214If Iron Man taught us anything, is that you can be a man as long as you have a radioactive heart and some spares.
>>31992206O-oh my.
>>31992214>I do not want to be a robot.You and your two purist buddies are going to have to deal with it. We will be stronger, faster, more agile, and actually able to protect our harem and be the man that believes in us.Stop living in the past and join us in the future.
>>31992184We turned Rose into a manhating sado-masochistic tumblrite, and apparently convinced Cerise to not go to college.
>>31992140>Umi Da[RAGE INTENSIFIES EXPONENTIALLY]
>>31992231No.
>>31992221Alabaster is the poster child of entitled white kids who grew up without a care in the world. He's a misanthrope because he grew up without picking up the skillset to face adversity in any meaningful way.
>>31992221So just because we weren't shown what the root was, are supposed to just default to the 'There never was a root' line of logic?From the entire theme of the thread, your logic is completely fucking wrong.Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
>>31992234>convinced Cerise to not go to college.That was just maximum fucked up
>>31992231>being this chuuni
>>31992140Despite what the naysayers are spouting, I personally enjoyed this episode immensely. While Alabaster's actions as a child do not shock me in the least, I appreciate the introspection at his own actions.While the ghostly figure was initially a turnoff as it seemed cliche, I at least found a good laugh when you pulled the TouMAN quote. I am warmly awaiting our new cybernetic body, our change of heart, and our harem freaking out thinking the augmentation has damaged our personality as there's no way we could have such a change of heart. See you on Sunday, OP.
>Alabaster augmentations.Am I the only one hoping for something like this?
>>31992196>to meeting our future selves.Speculation, not confirmed. you might as well say that girl in the hall way was ally. >to being taken to Oklahomawhen did this happen. we never left the state>>31992231cybernetics seems like a step down from the possibility of being world administrator
>>31992231Could be power armor.
If you want to be more than human, first you have to become a human. Alabaster in pursuit of a transhumanist mind.
>>31992251>chuunihttp://www.newscientist.com/blogs/nstv/2012/03/man-with-no-pulse-how-turbines-can-replace-a-heart.htmlKeep denying reality sir.
>>31992219>Meanwhile in FAZIL QUEST>Banging the one nerdy chick in TCAC>Everybody loves fezzes>You got to help put out a fire>There's a place that makes kebabs in towneverything keeps coming up FAZIL!>inb4 Fazil totally saves your ass, pilots the helicopter with your harem to safety and then flies you to his beach house in Palau on his fathers private jet
>>31992251>reading fuck quest>robots>girls from loli-cake killing cyborgs/military>zombie like foes>mystical life returning pentagrams>not being chuuniWhy are you even here?
>>31992251You cannot stop us. You cannot stop the future.
>>31992246Are you seriously ascribing a whole slew of attitudes to "one root cause"?
>>31992255>naysayers>pluralIt's just one asspained faget.
>>31992229>Proof Alabaster has a heart
>>31992272If your talking about in reference to our harem, yes. The root cause was clearly ourselvesIf your speaking about what made Alabaster the way he is obviously we have no idea. Guess we'll have to keep reading to find out.
>>31992281>It's 3DD batteries
>>31992255I enjoyed this episode, but you can go fuck yourself if you want A to be a robot.Al wouldn't want it either, remember how repulsed his was by Viv-tan and Cer-tan? It's not in character at all.
I keep expecting lewds.should i just go to sleep?
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING>entire beach episode from the veiwpoint of cerise while they work on alabaster in the lab in palau>suddenly near the end of the episode it switches back to renee>"Fuck Fuck Fuck " says renee>"Its not enough!" she says while kicking the damons damaged metal frame>"Not enough parts!">"but where would i get more we dont have any time">suddenly she hears a large crash>its spancer he breaks through the door>he's heavily damaged and looks like shit>"Use me">"What!?">"USE ME TO REBUILD ALABASTER"END OF EPISODE 10
>>31992289Yes.
>>31992289It's over. >>31992102
>>31992287Fool confirmed.He wasn't disgusted because they were "robots"He was disgusted because they were soulless machines created for the purpose of wish-fulfillment. He were literally lifeless. An augmented body does not mean you have 'no soul'.
>>31992289Yeah, no lewds until Sunday
>>31992290>Rebuilt from parts of DaltonNo.NO.FUCK YOU, NO!
MEANWHILE..."Rose, you're getting kind of pale--" Whitney murmurs."I'm fine..." her head droops to a critical point, causing her to jolt awake again. But she quickly begins to fall back asleep.A steady stream of blood flows from an IV in the crook of her elbow, into a plastic bag, and from there into Alabaster's unconscious -- medically dead, in fact -- body."Forceps," Ms. Carte says. Mom, wearing a surgical mask and gloves, snaps to and hands them to Ms. Carte from off a tin platter."Turbulence ahead," Spancer warns from the cockpit of the helicopter. The girls brace themselves against the wall of the chopper as it rattles. Cerise examines the circuitboard on the table in front of her, and barely catches it when it falls off the edge of her workspace."You can really modify that thing?" Ms. Carte asks. "The way I said?""I... I have to try, don't I?" She picks up a jeweler's screwdriver and bites her lip. "Rose!" Whitney leans on Rose's knee and snaps her fingers in front of Rose's face, but she's nodding in and out of consciousness."That's enough, don't you think?" Whitney says. "You'll kill yourself...""I'm the only one here with AB blood..." Rose murmurs. "He needs it--"Ms. Carte reaches for the rubber tube connected to Rose's arm. "Whitney's right," she says. "You really should--"Rose jolts upright, suddenly alert, and points her gun at Ms. Carte. "You keep that thing in my arm or I'll put a bullet in your fucking brain," she says.Ms. Carte backs away, turns around, and resumes her work.Vivian, standing beside the operating table, looks down at your moribund face. "You won't have a pulse anymore," she murmurs. "But that's okay, as long as you wake up. We can both be pulse-less..."The helicopter putters forward over the azure waters of the Pacific.
>>31992287>Disgusted by robotsYet he seems to care deeply for Vivian. He is disgusted by completely artificial robots, not cybernetically enhanced creatures. Remember that he even seems to care for Smatters like a real pet, despite the creature being a jerky eating drone of a pet.Alabaster wouldn't be so much opposed to being enhanced, as he would to being changed into someone, or someTHING he is not. Simple augmentations that do not affect his humanity are perfectly fine. or at least he'll get used to it after the initial freak out
So how do you guys want to be augmented? The Adam Jensen treatment? Standard Terminator? Detachable Monsoon dick? Full, neck-down Raiden treatment? Something else?
>>31992305Spancer didn't seem to.
>>31992315OOOOH SHIT
>>31992287There's a difference between getting implants and making improvements to your mortal flesh, and constructing a machine.Do you seriously not see the difference? And Carte will do the implants anyway are you seriously thinking she'd Spancer us? Fucking moron.
>>31992315It continues...
>>31992315SPANCER CONFIRMED NOT KILL
>>31992315>"Turbulence ahead," Spancer warns from the cockpit of the helicopter.Aw yissAlso rose is a good girlAll of our girls are good girls
>>31992315I knew it, he doesnt die, even when hes killed.
>>31992315YESSPANCER'S STILL ALIVEBUT HOW, AND HOW DID HE GET HERE?ALSO ROSE CONFIRMED FOR BEST GIRL, THERE IS NO LONGER ANY DOUBT
>>31992315>operating in a helicopter>travelling across half the Pacific in a helicopterI-I don't think it works that way, OP...
>>31991623>Why is Alabaster an asshole? Let's go deeper.I laughed too hard at this.
>>31992315We Adam Jensen now
>>31992315Isn't AB the universal receiver?
>>31992315Wasn't Rose slashed across the torso by a fucking katana? She should already have bled out. And what of Whitney's injury?
>>31992315i somehow doubt a helicopter has the fuel to fly across half the pacific
>>31992315M-my heart...
>>31992315God damn it, I fucking hate you, OP.
>>31992315How did we not go splat did >>31990747this happen?
>>31992315https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQQYbd5WFrk
>>31992315>Rose giving her Blood for us.This is sweet beyond words.
>>31992349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdHLJ92aSto
>>31992315Oh shit.
>>31992356But full-cyborgization and magic cocaine cum is just par for the course, right?
>>31992315This fucking Harem man.
>>31992351Yes. OP didn't do his homework.
>>31992352>implying OP gives a shit.He's railroad all of us, even himself.
>>31992315Rose such a good girl.
>>31992366Maybe you'll finally leave now.Or you can keep bitching as the rest of us embrace SCIENCE!
>>31992356(They're not going all the way in that thing.)>>31992389I sure did, in fact. AB+ is the universal receiver, but AB- can only receive O or AB.
>>31992315As a person with AB+ blood, it's a universal receiver. Literally anyone on that plane could donate blood to him safely.
>>31992389Doesn't OP major in biomed engineering or something? Kind of hard to make that kind of error if so.
>>31992315>>Ms. Carte reaches for the rubber tube connected to Rose's arm. "Whitney's right," she says. "You really should--">Rose jolts upright, suddenly alert, and points her gun at Ms. Carte. >"You keep that thing in my arm or I'll put a bullet in your fucking brain," she says.rose a best.
>>31992390>>31992389>>31992366All of you. Just leave. He ends the thread, then COMES BACK because a bunch of people as for more, HE DELIVERS 100% off the cuff, and you complain.Seriously. Get the fuck out.
>>31992400Please don't make us a god damn robot.
>>31992400You glorious piece of shit.
>>31992390Who knows what happened between you falling and now? It's more than likely going to be explained at the very beginning when Alabaster asked "What happened?"The purityfags have been dealt with, all we need now are the purists and railroad-kun.
>>31992400can also receive -a and -b
>>31992400Please don't listen to god damn people like >>31992413
>>31992413Don't listen to this puritanical moron.
>>31992413judging from the circuit board we already are
>>31992413>robot That's impossible.
>>31992413Disregard that he's a faggot. It's terminal I'm afraid.
>>31992290>>entire beach episode from the veiwpoint of cerise while they work on alabaster in the lab in palau>>suddenly near the end of the episode it switches back to reneeC'mon. The ending is obviously going to be Cerise staring out at the ocean, brooding.So we can ask Spancer go out and slowly start sending up flares, wait until she notices and then sneak up offer to watch the fireworks with her.
>>31992413Enjoy being left behind in the great Robot wars.
CONTRIBUTING TO THE RESUSCITATION:-Ms. Carte-Cerise-Mom-RoseNOT CONTRIBUTING:-Vivian-WhitneyNow we know who a best and who a shit.
>>31992430That is my concern as well.
If we become a robot can Cerise circuit bend us?
As a rosefag from the beginning, and one believing her to be more than some dom bitch, you've made my night op, thank you.
>>31992413Going down kicking and screaming aren't you purefag?
>>31992430She was talking about the chopper.Cerise is the engineer. Carte has levels in medic.
>Roses blood is -AB >-AB is found in less than 1% of people>Roses family is 1%
>>31992455it's like poetry, it rhymes
>>31992444Wow, its proven: trips can lie.
>>31992457>that's gonna be greatthat's gonna be great>that's gonna be great
>>31992315We don't deserve this.
>>31992447I hope this leads to trap antics.
>>31992444Get out. They are all lovely. You don't ask a girl that's confirmed for being unintelligent assist you in a medical procedure.
>>31992444Whitney giving Rose moral support. Vivvian will help with the getting to palau with her connections.
>>31992444Whitney has a stab wound in her calf and not the right kind of blood. She's doing all she can.Vivian is fucking 12.>thinking that any girls are shitGo fuck yourself, you do not deserve to be reanimated.
>>31992468And Vivian will help us come to terms with it. She's been around the block.
>>31992400You didn't specify anything. It was up for a good ol' educated guess.
>>31990786just pointing out my post from earlier.
>>31992444Whitney can't help, she has no useful skills and is dumb. but she is trying her best helping rose.Vivian is also can't contribute. all she has is cyber loli strength and quizbowl knowledge.
>>31992400Incorrect, OP. AB- can ONLY receive from A-, B-, AB- and O-. You cannot donate + blood to someone with negative type blood. Otherwise, it works exactly the same.
>>31992413I hope you're happy with 3/6 cause there's no way Al survived that fall in good enough condition to be functional
>>31992444You're right.all girls a best, and you are the shit
>>31992444What kind of man doesn't love all of his haremites? No man.
>>31992463Deserve what?Everyone's in the chopper, we're about to become superhuman, and we're getting away from Darkbloom. It's a win-win-win.Unless you mean their love in which case I agree 100%.
>>31992489A crippled little rata.
Why didn't Sensei get a scene?
>>31992492>Implying this is the last we've heard of DarkbloomHe knows we're headed to Palau, he can probably track the chopper via GPS seeing as it's his, and he's definitely no longer willing to negotiate. This shit can only end us standing there, realising that he is just like us, trying to make history. But who's to judge the right from wrong? When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree.
>>31992506Because Alabaster never met her before the quest started
>>31992506she did>>31992315
Surprised there isn't a bigger reaction from you all with the whole spancer being alive still. Not as if it was confirmed he was dead. Just him getting his tight metal ass spanked.
>>31992486I would not be happy if the story ended here, no.But it's not for the sake of completionism, it's because of how shit episode 9 was.That railroad was disgusting, nothing we could possibly have fucking done to prevent it and everyone seems to love that fact.>Lel never played a VN?Go fuck yourself, this is a quest. Don't present choices if there is no choice to be made.In the entirety of episode 9.4 we got to make no choices of any effect, everything was on the rails the whole way, the only choice we had was whether to pet Rose's head or hug her (why?) or which person to rescue first (which didn't matter, since we got both without any incident at all.Stop with this forced Robot shit.
>>31992506We met her in high school. and if she has a connection to us prior OP is with holding it till later.
>>31992508*end with us
>>31990822>no one remembers the console wars of 2nd gen
>>31992506Because we haven't ruined her life.______Yet______.
>>31992514I think the Carte/Vivian choice had some effect. If we'd rescued Vivian first, we'd have been able to take out Dalton when he poked his head into the elevator.
So, fellas.How did you enjoy tonight's healing?When you first saw a thread with the title FUCK QUEST, did you expect anything like that?
>>31992514Are you retarded? We were given the option of joining Darkbloom.
>>31992508Dammit. did i just get Bel-air'd
>>31992508He's a threat to humanity anon.One last attempt to bring him back into the realm of reality, and if/when that fails that's game.
>>31992529Back when I first started reading the first thread while I was waiting to go to work, I thought this wasn't even going to blow up the way it did.
>>31992508>implying Darkbloom isn't the midboss
I actually feel bad for old David DB.Lost his wife.Nearly lost his daughter, and could only save her at the cost of losing her love.Lost his dearest research assistant, who he obviously had feelings for.All in one horrible moment. No wonder he's a nutter.
>>31992527No, we wouldn't have.People said that yesterday, but where was vivian's skill when we were on the roof? Absent due to railroad, that's where.>>31992530Do you seriously expect people to have voted for that?Even if we did I would be willing to bet fat cash that OP would have some plot contrivance to remove the choice from us.
>>31992529In terms of bitch tears it was-Cerise > Mom > DAVID > Whitney = Rose = VivianGod damn those first two were a sucker punch though.
>>31992529>>31992540i read FUCK QUEST and though cool i can read smut and fap then go to bedit was cool and i kept reading there were so many ITS HAPPENING moments but none of us predicted this although the mgr route we're doing is fucking awesome
>>31992527Vivian was there at the roof but she may aswell not be since she did absolutely nothing. OP Studios delivers.
>>31992529I've been here since episode 6I knew what to expect, but not this.>>31992544>Implying he isn't a boss that fighting leadings to a badend.he is not the real enemy. we gotta heal him too. >>31992546
>>31992514>I've never played a VNSeriously, though. FQ started on /a/ as a VN inspired quest. There's only so many options. Just like how in Muv-Luv, every single route goes through that shitty Laccross match. The differences are how the match ends, the build up to the match, and what happens after the match. But the match itself is unavoidable.Some of our choices won't change the plot in the short run, but will affect our invisible point system. We're going down routes, using and abusing flags.
>>31992551You sound like a whole bunch of fun. Hopefully this "railroad" continues and your meaningless anger causes you to stop participating.
I'm jealous of y'all. I can't cry worth shit.
>>31992570Yeah. I just feel angry.
>>31992529heh, I first saw the first thread on my phone at work. (this was when I swear like 3 other fucking quests going on that day) read a bit assumed it was shit and went to back to you know work. Came home about 5 hours later and saw the thread was still up and got hooked. Little did I know that I would spend so much fucking time on this. oh, and cry over it.
>>31992529I honestly didn't expect this, but at least the Neverending 9 is over.
>>31992514Confirmed fa/tg/uy./a/ doesn't run 'quests' in the /tg/ style. Never has. Probably never will.This is a VN style CYOA. Fuck Quest is just a title.
So, do you think OP will give us some choice as to how we get augmented?Will Rose end up having to get a Mistral body? I want to see what she can do with all those hands.
>>31992566Visual novels are limited by computing concerns such as the need to store and render the results of each choice and all branching choices.OP is writing down these posts, there is nothing to stop him from actually giving us choice that matters other than his own arrogance, laziness, and obsession with the shitty plot he established with Darkbloom.He is not an entertaining villain, I do not care about him one way or the other. He is not interesting.Same problem with Vivian before her heavy rewrite a few episodes in.
>>31992569Questfags always shout railroad when they don't see immediate results. despite the chance that our actions could have consequence down the line or change story direction.
>>31991998I thought that they were other people who we had hurt. We've hurt so many girls we don't remember them all.
Which Fuck Quest would you tenderly comfort as she cries on your shoulder
>>31992529I personally like good anime inspired quests but I can't be fucked to look on /tg/, or /a/ for the good ones.
>>31992575Welcome brother.You are safe here. You are among friends.
>>31992591Whitney,
>>31992591Rose. Official new best girl.
>>31992588They don't. There is no butterfly effect ot petting rose's hair.
So if we are augmented now, do we still produce that X-11 pheromone? How will we continue to fuck if our sperm ain't magic anymore?
>>31992585I assume she was meant to be that way. She was imitating allabaster anyways and has the outer shell that was made after she died.
>>31992574It's all amounted to "Yeesh, that sucks" or "Ouch, what a dick" for me.
>>31992591VivianShe just wanted to be friends with us
>>31992601I think our dick's intact. Just every bone in our body is shattered.
>>31992591All of them.>>31992595>>31992597>>31992606Shame on you.
>>31992600>There is no butterfly effect ot petting rose's hair.It effected my heart.
>>31992508Chopper's probably gonna land on a ship at sea. They could disable the GPS or heave it overboard when they're done with it. Use the boat ride as an excuse for prep time is what I'd do.
Damnit i'm late. Should have answered with "Everything".
>>31992591Cerise
>>31992603The point is it wasn't interesting. There's a reason we voted down going to quiz bowl practise every single time OP brought the choice forward.No one cared, because she wasn't an interesting villain, she was just annoying.Same with Darkbloom, but with him it's worse because there's not a thing we can do to stop it, the man has unlimited money and is apparently a robot ninja now too.Why bother? It's not interesting. Focus on PLOT, op, your plot is shitty.
>>31992597>best girlYou guys keep using that phrase...
>>31992591Spancer
>>31992616I'm assuming we had to pick only one. I switch from Rose to all girls but Mom then.
>>31992529My faith in OP has not, and will not, ever waiver. Tonight was a masterpiece. I would have it no other way. I am fully invested in this story, mentally and emotionally. OP gave us a riveting boatload of plot tonight, and I eagerly look forward to Sunday.I can't express how pleased I am at being a part of this.
>>31992591Whitney>Renee=Cerice>Vivvian>>Rose>Mom
>>31991005my heart op
>>31992631We're getting a beach episode next, so your prayers are answered.
>>31992552The fork phrase has been branded into my heart.I will never forget this feeling.
>>31992635>all girls but MomJust when I was starting to think the purityfags were the problem.
>>31992631>stop liking what I don't likeThe reason we voted down every possibility to flesh out the other girls is because of pathetic waifu fuckers whoring Whitney and Cerise choices.
>>31992654I hope you caught the fact that she's writing about that scene as her life's "greatest disappointment" in the scene where she's applying to college.The scene where Alabaster convinces her to give up her dreams and become TruNEET.Alabaster treated Cerise worst of all, by far.
>>31992647Best non-PLOT moment of fuck quest
Dwelling on it's making me sadder guys. He convinced his sister to NOT go to college.Who DOES that?! ;_;
>>31992631>Wahhhh, I don't want to read or have a story, I just want more fap material :'(
>>31992671Every single twist of the fork was felt, anon. I assure you
>>31992620>say nothing: minus or neutral rose affection>ruffle hair: plus affectionAt least we stack on her social link.look man, sometimes choices don't matter and even being given a choice doesn't mean it hold any consequence. don't be mad, when you choose to do something and the result was nothing happened.
>>31992637>Whitney>Renee=Cerice>Vivvian>>Rose>MomNot Whitney=Renee=Cerice=Vivvian=Rose=Mom.
>>31992666But if I remember correctly the votes were landslides.
>>31992635>I switch from Rose to all girls but Mom then.We already went through Christmas Past anon, you're supposed to NOT be a shit-taste infested little fucktard.
>>31992696MY BATTLEBROTHER!PRAISE OUR HAREM'S GLORIOUS LIGHT! IN THE HAR-EMPEROR'S NAME!
>>31992696You have a good point. I am willing to change it to Whitney>The Rest > Mom
>>31992689If that's what you inferred you're mistaken, the point was that OP's plot is really bad, but he's decent enough at writing the smut scenes.The whole Darkbloom plot is shit, there is no other way to put it.
>>31992710B-but loving your mom in that way is wrong. Older sisters are different.
>>31991042> defying all laws of momentum. >whitney defies the rules of natureBased whitney>"Uh huh. I'll see you tomorrow, Ala-- um-- Ala... I'll see you tomorrow, Ally!"Shes slowly enroaching her way to first palce
>>31992438oh my god
>>31992722>waaaah the plot is shitOkay, why?>because it bores me, waaaah I don't like it>it's shit, there's no other way to put itPlease keep to your quest threads, /tg/, we're not here to indulge in your elitist GM wankfaggotry.
>>31992696The only acceptable answer.All other tastes >>31992718 need not apply.
>>31992631Take your defeatist attitude and get the hell out of our thread. We have smiles to protect and a life to live correctly from now on.
Predicting 5/6 in next episode possibly 6/6 with Mom being most likely, Cerice as runner up, and Vivvian as least likely.
>>31992755I predict Vivian being next. Who better to teach us about our new body?
>>319927554/6 with Mom is likely for mothers-day and all,It's a toss up between Vivian or Cerice for the 6/6 title though. I like Vivian the msot but I know Cerise is most popular so her being last might be more likely,
>>31992770Sunday is Mothers day
>>31992752>defeatistBitch you can't be serious.There was nothing we could do, I'm not saying that from a "we tried so hard omg so sad we failed" perspective, I'm saying it from a "OP won't let us" perspective.9.4 was an asspull of cosmic proportions, I do not understand why it flew with you people.
>>31992770How about Mom on fucking Mothers Day.
>>31992631Shitty or silly? the only thing that disappointed me was that darkbloom turned out to be some god incarnate. >Same with Darkbloom, but with him it's worse because there's not a thing we can do to stop it, the man has unlimited money and is apparently a robot ninja now too.Have fun trying to block out the sun. there will always be things bigger than us. What makes you sure you have to fight it. There hasn't been much attempt to query and negotiate. If it was just our cum the man could have kidnapped us from the start.
>>31992785Because it's just nice to go along with the ride. Stop taking everything so seriously, Jesus Christ.Get help
>>31992780I only say Cerice for 5 because of >>31992438 It just seemed to good to not be true.
>>31992798>Have fun trying to block out the sun. there will always be things bigger than us.I'm not complaining because we didn't get conveniently handed a foe we could easily dispatch, I'm complaining because we got a villain who is shit, draws the fun out of every scene he's in, and is unstoppable in this because he has unlimited resources, is a robot god, and also knows all our plans weeks in advance.Why bother? We have no capacity to best him on any level, but he keeps showing up as if trying to provoke a reaction.He needs to get a fucking hobby, the man is just a tit.
We all know who the real enemy is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfawau30Olk
>>31992785Because I literally don't care what asspulls get made. I'm not here to play "Obey our every demand". I'm hear to watch the best fucking anime that's airing this season.This was never a fucking game. This is an experience. Get it into your head. You will never get to make a vote that says "Fuck your story OP, I want to go legalize gay marriage cause Necromancers are boring."
>>31991338jesus OP tone it down a little some of us have feelings
>>31992830>legalize gay marriageThat story was the greatest discovery I made since coming to /tg/. The fact that some people actively choose to do shit like that never ceases to amaze me.
>>31992830Listen here, wengle-bengle: If our choices don't matter, OP shouldn't make this a thread.He should just write the story up as a narrative and post it somewhere else, either a pastebin or some other text host, I don't know.If it's not a quest, as you imply, it has no place on here. That's why the mods made it /tg/, isn't it? The quest element.If that's a fallacy, just write the damn thing out and post it complete, why make us fuck around while you type out your railroad?
>>31991370>"It's not enough for me that I should succeed," you say. "Others should fail.">have this sake philosophy todayWhen will I get MC powers?
>>31992849When you stop being a chode probably.
>>31992848We do have an impact on the story, and it runs deeper than the choices. The choices exist just to keep us engaged, but the real sway we hold is the opinions we express about the direction of the story. OP has repeatedly and continually recalibrated the course of the story in response to suggestions, live feedback, and criticism. There's a reason is got popular and stayed popular. OP panders like no other.
>>31992848Then stop coming to these threads when they're active and catch up in the archives. Why are you wasting your time? No one's agreed with you so far. You're obviously too good for these threads. There's the door.
>>31992848Just quit the quest dude. You aren't happy with it and no one is happy with your attitude.
>>31992859>constant and unyielding railroad of 9.4Sure, friend.I know he rewrote Vivian to not be a complete bore, if he had bothered to do the same with Darkbloom the quest would be far more enjoyable now.The fact is, we're in too deep now for him to do anything about it without it being a jarring mess.Darkbloom a shit.
>>31992848Listen THAT GUY, We got sent to /tg/ against our will, because we knew that this wouldn't fit with the '/tg/ quest' model. If it did, we probably would have STARTED HERE.But because mods are faggots, we got dumped here, against our will. This is /a/'s Story, from beginning to end, through and through. We're here, because we were FORCED to be here. THIS IS OUR FUCKING STORY!LEAVE US!
>>31992872And look, you got your wish. We're fucking off to Palau for at least an episode. DB will probably be out of action until the endgame.
>>31992879Calm down, gaijin.
>>31992872What is it with /tg/ and cunts like this guy?
>>31992848>doesn't understand the joy of being part of creating something.I pity you.
>>31991468>After several long minutes of contemplation, she gathers up the papers and takes them to the trash bin in the kitchen.YOU GO TO FAR!Ape this time you die!
>>31992879Whoa there buddy, drop the persecution complex and put away that boogeyman. All you did there was make yourself look like a colossal twit.
Only 4 more pages of 4 /a/ posters arguing with a autistic /tg/ elitist. Great interlewd regardless.
>>31992889this thread came from /a/, we should be used to that shit by now
seriously, am I the only moron around here who didn't know Palau was a real place until I googled it from seeing it in FQ?
>>31992885>David Darkbloom, who was secretly in love with his butler, was so traumatized by his death that he committed ritual sudoku upon learning of his death.good end
>>31992902Yes, probably.
>>31992848It's not enough they we are giving a choice it's weather we have the right to choose our choice>>31992872>>31992827>Darkbloom a shit.David is a miserable man.Maybe he wouldn't be such a shit if we bothered to try to understand him instead of instantly antagonizing him every turn we take.Unfortunately there hasn't been a choice to talk it over tea and biscuits.
>>31992848Alright, i that's what you think, why are you still here bumping OP's thread?
>>31992917>bumpingwe are already well past auto sage.
>>31992901I just thought the autist fa/tg/uys would blow their autism load in the first couple of threads. It's surprising we've still got a couple of stragglers.
>>31992915>Maybe he wouldn't be such a shit if we bothered to try to understand him instead of instantly antagonizing him every turn we take.He constantly shows up and acts like a tit.We have done nothing to antagonized him before telling him we want no part of his sick "replace women with robots for an unspecified reason" plan.
>>31992902Yes.
>>31992931>We have done nothing to antagonized himWe didn't fuck Vivian.
>>31992927/tg/ is fine with any quest what-so-ever until a plot comes up that they hate, then they call it railroading.
>>31992902I had never heard of it either. Learning new things is fun.
>>31992927It didn't exactly garner attention at first, aside from being an /a/ escapee.Now that it did, /tg/ will want FQ to adhere to its standards.And if you remember /a/'s standards--and behavior when not adhering-- when it comes to anime, then you have a good idea of what will happen from now on.Welcome to /tg/.Have a nice stay. Come on, did you REALLY think you could escape 4chan?
>>31992947Weren't the railroadfags here since the NTR episode back on /a/?
>>31992893Ugh... I took the bait.I'm done. You're right.I just don't fucking get people like him. I mean, yeah, he's probably a troll just stirring shit up, but fuck me to death, nobody that openly dislikes something as much as he claims would continue to show up and partake of something so 'dis-likable'. And yet here he sits, complaining over and over about the same tired points. Yes, I am obviously mad. I absolutely love this story. The fact that I am mad goes to show how much I care about something as silly as "Fuck Quest". I really do care about it.But you're right. I lost it with that post. Never again. Back to filtering and post-hiding for me.
>>31992931>unspecified reason>diegetic apotheosis>"Your life becomes like a movie or a game. You guessed that much. Everyone gets to live out their wildest fantasies. Whatever they may be... as long as Darkbloom approves. And that's where the apotheosis comes in. He gets to be the narrator. World domination through japanimation."He just hasn't been giving his clear motive.
>Palau also has a National football team organised by the Palau Soccer Association but is not a member of FIFA. The Association also organizes the Palau Soccer League.
>>31992927Fa/tg/uy here, let me give you a little lesson on board culture I'm told you guys are very fond of that term.Does your quest have more than two active participants ever? Yes? Then you'll attract at least one guy who thinks every choice the OP ever makes is clearly a case of communist railroad magical-realm satanist fascist scientologist tumblerite left-wing right-wing anti-american 'murrican i-bet-the-jews-did-this faggotry.This is what is commonly known as a "troll". If you don't feed the troll, it will go away.
>>31992964>you can do whatever you want>I have billions of dollars but have not grasped the notion that I can already do whatever I want, except I have, but only when it comes to bothering teenagers.
>>31992960/tg/ was here all along.
>>31992315>"You won't have a pulse anymore," she murmurs. "But that's okay, as long as you wake up. We can both be pulse-less..."I'm just going to assume OP watched the video I posted last episode and wallow in smug pride.http://vimeo.com/33741794
>>31992980Read 9.4, if you don't think it's a railroad, you are not a fa/tg/uy.
>>31992983I actually linked a news article containing that clip further up.Truly, the future is bright and full of promise.Provided we all don't crush each other under our bloated population.
>>31992980fa/tg/uy, is >>31992990 him? did I catch him?I wanna make sure for the future so I know what to keep an eye out for.
>>31992990Now your being elitist.You only think it's a railroad because you don't like it.Protip:You're wrong.
>>31992983>>31992993Just gonna throw out the fact that it's entirely possible he saw the clip on his own, outside of any of our influences.
>>31993006No, I know it's a railroad because it had no deviation from OP's plan.Read it.He even makes a meta joke about lack of choice, I can't spell it out any clearer than he did himself on tuesday.
>ATTACK Darkbloom or ESCAPE>YOU CHOSE ESCAPE>CARTE SHOOTS DARKBLOOM IN THE FACE95% IGN
>>31993019We get to choose Alabaster's actions. No body else.
>>31993019>AND SPANCER ESCAPES YOU ANYWAY10/10 choice of the year all years
>>31992981He don't want freedom for himself. He wants it for everyone else. In a way he is giving up everything for everyone else. but its escapism >>31993019you choose to escape. you aren't the other characters.
>>31993018And we're ok with that.
>>31993019That just made me go "Whew, we made the right choice!" instead of leaving a feeling of "What if?" Not to mention it showed us exactly what we were up against.
>>31993019Steam Greenlight when?
>>31993032The point is OP wrote the damn thing so that our choice did not matter.Think about it, if we had voted to attack, the same thing would've happened.>Carte attacks, Spancer escapes you.Nothing changes.
>>31993038I don't care who's dick I have to suck, I will suck ALL OF THE DICKS to get FQ converted into a VN.Call up Nitro+ and 5pb. I'm going to go full MF Zaku mode on some Nippon-cock.
>>31993018Are you one of those guys who goes "screw the evil wizard the DM is telling us about, I'm going to spend my time chopping ladders and selling the pieces for profit" in every game?It is a bit railroad-y indeed, but that's fine as long as it's just a small part of the quest.
>>31993018You should really be arguing that OP never gave us a choice to cum inside or out in all the lewd scenes Now, that is some railroading.
>>31991623Pretty late, but>A man is somebody's hero.
>>31993003Sasuga /a/non, you're getting it.Remember, if someone is throwing shit everywhere for no better reason than to stir up trouble, it probably means their goal begins and ends at the "stirring up trouble" part. When you see that happening, remember the words of Jackie Chan: "I don wan no trabble".
>>31993059Best choice in Nukige.
>>31993054You know the company that would pick this up is LILITH. just admit it.
>>31993019That choice, to me, represented a kind of tactical-cowardice vs foolish-boldness option.I don't like going into the could-have-beens, but if the fight option would have been selected, we would have been captured by Darkbloom instantly, and Ms. Carte would have been the one to escape. Or maybe I would have decided to get her captured on the spot, too. I don't know. (I write on the fly).This all leads to a slightly different escape sequence at the end of the episode. I don't know precisely how it would have gone (again, I write on the fly) but there definitely would have been some common elements. Our house burning down, Rose saving us, and dying at the end of the episode for sure. But the details would be different.Anyway, I'm turning in.
>>31993054Would Nitro+ even do something this blatantly sexual?
>>31993061Hitler was a hero to his peopleJust throwing that out there.>>31993062Thank you Intelligen/tg/entleman. Noted for the futue.
>>31993072Rest well OP Studios.We are with you to the end.
>>31993043If we voted to attack, Ally would have been grabbed too and Spancer would have had his head kicked off by Darkbloom
>>31993073Why not? For a 4 hour game, Dra+Koi has like 6 H-scenes.
>>31993058No.But Darkbloom's plan is doomed from that start, even if you ignore the fact that the vast, vast majority of people cannot afford a robotic love-slave, there isn't any way their sale would be permitted.Some cunt would start going on about AI's having sapience and therefore life,causing a slavery debate. then Darkbloom would rattle off some wank about the personality units being hotswappable, the AI being an illusion, it gets bogged down in the supreme court for years before people stop giving a fuck and the media has painted him as the sick fuck that he is so no one buys the damn robots anyway. It's just not worth contesting, even if it was, we're hardly the people to do it.
>>31993074That's not possible. My Chinese cartoons told me Hitler was a teenage girl.
>>31993072Good night, and Go Bears.
>>31992290I never want this to happen
>>31993073Hell, Nitro did Saya no Uta.
>>31993072Didn't matter at all.
>>31993072'Night, OP. Fuck everyone who says you're a shit.
>>31993073I don't know how much plot this had http://exhentai.org/g/365152/9f246fccf0/
>>31993087So your argument is basically "this is dumb because it would turn out how I say"?
>>31993069>Fuck Quest presented by BLACK LILITH with art by ShindoL
>>31993087Are... are you saying that anime will never be real?
>>31993072Fuck you. But good night. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I hate you. Fuck. Rose better get more consensual lovemaking at some point.
>>31993087Given how we as a whole are still okay with traditional slavery as long as it's not near us and we aren't constantly reminded about its existence, I don't see that happening fast enough to cockblock his plans.
>>31993105>not healthy Fatalpulse
>>31992315Did you forget shes cut from shoulder to tummy? Bitch doesn't have blood to spare
>>31993103My argument is that I cannot possibly imagine a scenario in which his plan is a success.Surely, a villain has to have some credible plan?
>>31993069Nitro+ and LILITH joint venture.All the lewd, with the depth of S;GIt would be the VN Rapture.
>>3199310510/10 wouldn't torrent from lewd nyaa
>>31993114I really pity your lack of imagination.
This quest has always been full on rails. It hasn't changed by now, it will not change later. You should read knowing that if you are going to keep reading it. It is a good story i enjoy but in no way it is a good quest, nor does it try to be.
>>31993126This.
>>31993114>Surely, a villain has to have some credible plan?Says who?The craziest ones are also the most dangerous. His overall plan may never work, but that doesn't mean he can't take us down with him when it goes up in smoke.
>>31993072Good night. Try not to become me while you sleep.
>>31993132You're a bro Hexer. Don't downplay yourself so hard.
>>31993105I'd be down for that.
>>31993132O-hooo~
>>31993054Dick sucking is like Bioshock Infinite.
>>31993072This just shows it is railroaded as fuck. Not like we haven't known this before. I like it regardless, that's why i am still here.
>>31993130We're dead, we're down.
>>31993132I am Hexer's mistaken belief that he isn't me.
>>31993143Overrated, too short and tends to leave a bad taste in your mouth?>>31993140What's this, now?>>31993137Pff.>>31993105Needs art from whoever does the What a beautiful... series.Konichiwa, Gii...>>31993154Shush.
>>31993154Either go to bed or work on Darkbloom.
>>31993132>>31993154>>31993162JUST FUCK ALREADYCouldn't resist
>>31993154welcome to fuck clubthe first rule of fuck club is you don't talk about fuck club if you're on /a/
>>31993162>Overrated, too short and tends to leave a bad taste in your mouth?SHOTS FIRED.
>>3199317410/105starPostNigga
>>31993154His name is Alabaster Soliloquy.His name is Alabaster Soliloquy.His name is Alabaster Soliloquy.
>>31993162>>31993154Only 40 seconds apart.Not the same person.Can we lay this to rest now?
>>31993188>implying hexer isn't using proxies to give himself plausible deniabilitydo you even shadowrun?
>>31993188I think Hexer's point was don't become Hideaki AnnoThis shit is getting deep OP don't make it confusing.
>>31993196They both do have a thing for married women, caustic banter and physical abuse...[shadowruns intensify]
>>31993113Rose is love. she knows the risks>>31990914>"W-well, my main hobby is reading, I guess. I really like Goosebumps and Harry PotterRose is too perfect. why Is Alabasters such a horrible shit to everyone? How can he be more vile than the antagonist. its like he is Alex mercer
>>31993214>They both do have a thing for married women, caustic banter and physical abuse...That's just plain old good taste, though.
>>31993220>its like he is Alex mercerDon't start this shit again.
>>31993220Pre-subway, or Post-nuke?
>>31993200> don't become me> don't become Hideaki AnnoSo that is why he works so slowly and Hexer Quest was trippy as all hell.
>>31993220He's a special kind of asshole. I almost wish our death was permanent.Almost
>>31993214I have every single fetish OP has, except he seems to like mutual masturbation far more than I do. That doesn't mean I'm OP, does it?
>>31993238But anon...We're all OP
UNSUSTAINABLE
>>31993238>That doesn't mean I'm OP, does it?Check your PC for FQ notes.
>>31993238OP's mutual masturbation thing is definitely kinda weird. Not in a judgmental way I just mean it's strangeI mean it's hot but it's not THAT hot and he really does hammer it in.
I hope when Ally gets revived he lives up to his name and is a girl
>>31993238I have most except the piss and mutual masturbation (to an extent). OP has excellent kink taste.
>>31993245yfw Our new prosthetic body will be unsustainable and we're just living on borrowed time to set things right.
will you accept Rose's request to trap for her when we wake up, guys?
>>31993261We gonna rape her like never before.
>>31993252We will anonWe will live up to all of the girls.
So I just got here andwhat the fuck is up with Kurisu showing up out of nowhereNo explanation for that anywhere, she just pops up and disappears, what the fuck?
>>31993268I feel like you may have misread that post.
>>31993261yes but not because she saved our life
>>31993270Cameo. Don't think about it.
>>31993271I feel like you may have misread THE ENTIRE FUCKING THREADWe will protect all of the smiles.All of them!
>>31993261No, we can't be a man if we're a trap. I think this thread has shown that being a trap would ruin everything.
>>31993270Plug for season 2, or oblique reference to S;G, or random girl Ally hurt and forgot about to show he's been an asshole to more than just his harem, or the mysteriou 7th girl who is going to be introduced properly very soon, take your pick.
>>31993225You, I like you.>>31993214I wish my banter had the /edge OPs has. I must train my body.>>3199319610/10>>31993171OP didn't want to cuddle afterwards. Would not date again/10
I remember OP liked this song in regards to Rose.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYDuNq-a5b4I wonder if that still stands, given her character development.
>>31993283This. It's time to grow up guys.We must put right, what we once put wrong.
>>31993283>we can't be a man if we're a trapLook at this idiot and laugh.
>>31993289>I wish my banter had the /edge OPs has.It's easy. Just remember that love and hate are separated by a razor thin line, then walk that line.
Just be careful anons. Don't become Oldboy.Don't become full Oh-dae Su.We must not fall victim to our own revenge.
>we made Rose a SJW>Cerise gave up on college because of us>kaa-san got us a ps2 leading us down the path of anime due to better games, serously xbox only had madden and halo, and blinx: the time sweeper>Bullied Whitney to the point of hand jobs in a locker room>Gave hope to a cyborg loli at the cost of everythingI would do it all again.
>>31993138Surely there's a girl in ShindoL's oeuvre that fits for Cerise?
>>31993319IncorrectShe got us an xbox, instead of the PS2, which we threw a huge tantrum about.We are utter shit.
>>31993322There is but as annoying as the realization is Shindol, the man who apparently did everything. has never done mother or sister incest. Hell, his latest tank skipped possible /ss/.
>>31993332Made me remember this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
>>31993322That Gothic Lolita was also a trap.
>>31993332>not understanding the fundamental values of the console warsIt was like life and death back then
>>31993342Have we seen Vivian's cunny yet?She might be packing heat. >M-Ms. Carte said this would stem the blood loss from my lower regions b-but she never removed it...
>>31993341Just change the thank you in 'I HATE YOU!!!'
>>31993351We fingered it during mutual oral with whitney and rose.
>>31993351We've even fondled it, where have you been?
>>31993351>cunnyShe's been flicking it during some scenes.
>>31993351>She might be packing heat.
>>31993364This show is about ninjas right?
>>31993312>in the end of FUCK QUEST we wake up to realize the entire thing was a flashback >we are future darkbloom>our daughter was the girl with r4ed hair>he turn around to face the door to our office to see a new generation of FQ family/kids with our daughter as a memeber of the boys harem>we sigh and throw off our coat and prepare for the final battle but not without appreciation how life went full circle>we fight knowing we''ll be defeated>as we lay on the ground dying we hear "Your silly legacy is over Soliloquy">" No. I passed one... to you... sure as the sun... will rise... the slaughter... will continue... now I return... to the Earth... wind blows, rain falls... the strong... prey... on the weak... all... is as it should... be...">we die leaving all our problems with the next generation knowing everything will continue as planned
970 posts for a thread that stopped delivering content an hour in.OP, whatever you're doing, you're doing it exceptionally well.
>>31990868>Gifted and Talented EducationHoly shit OP has to be from Cali or at least know someone because so far as I know that's a California-specific program.
>>31993381>that stopped delivering content an hour in.Have you missed the MEANWHILE and OP confirming the railroad?
>>31993336>Never done mother or sister incestDoes being raped by your own tentacle babies along with your "brother" tentacle monsters birthed by your mother count?
>>31993348I understood it just fine.I had a PS2My friend had an XboxWe alternated weekends at each others houses. Sometimes he'd opt to bring his box over to my place, sometimes I brought my console to his place. Together, we enjoyed the best of both worlds.
>>31993404The struggle is real
>>31993392story takes place in California.there is speculation Op is from there. but its not like he couldn't get the information online
>>31993401> confirming the railroadwhy do you people push this shit so much OP deconfirmed the railroad IN THIS VERY THREAD explaining how things could've happened differently
>>31993418He pushes it because he knows we will respond to it.The mark of a fully matured troll.Just ignore him. He is just posting bait.
>>31993375Apparently.
>>31993351I hope Vivian gets a hand cannon in addition to her sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Di5RLEAuUthe only way to defeat Darkbloom is though dance
>>31993417I know it takes place in California, but I really didn't expect any kind of research into something so specific as the name of a gifted learning program, and I'd find it more likely that he either knows firsthand or heard it from someone he knows.
>>31993418>how things could've happened differentlySure thing.>Our house burning down, Rose saving us, and dying at the end of the episode for sure.All according to his keikaku. Regardless what we do.
>>31993414In the end, we were the winners of the wars, through cooperation and mutual loveNo homo though...
>>31993418That post was confirming railroad anon. I don't have a problem with it, i am here knowing it. Why do you try to deny it so much when it is blatantly obvious?
>>31993438the more likely explanation is that OP was in it at one time.Seriously, he's an incredibly intelligent and well read mother fucker.
>>31993454Please in your own words describe what railroading entails.I'm still annoyed we didn't our cum inside outside choices.
>>31993458>OP was in it at one time.This is what I meant by knowing it firsthandHell, the only reason I know about it is because I was in for a year in third grade. All it really meant was more homework, though; we didn't advance through the curriculum any faster.
>>31993458>yfw were reading OP's diary this whole time
>>31993482It's probably more likely than not.Truth is always stranger than fiction.
>>31993482>>31993489I'm pretty sure Darkbloom Enterprise buying Facebook would be big news all over the world.
>>31993489I wonder what OP enjoys more ass or boobs
>>31993401The meanwhile was an extra side bit he did at our behest. it was outside the main Interlewd.>>31993500We were clearly talking about the incestuous lewdity.
>>31993501I think he likes both, since the harem is mostly full of women who have both in ample supply.
>>31993501Given the breadth and scope of his ideal harem, he's probably a Total Package kinda guy.
>>31993513So, futa?
>>31993501
>>31993521>Akikowhy couldn't she have been our fuck-mama? ;_;
>>31993521
>>31993521faith=restored
>>31993259I was hoping that our new body would require regular fucks to live, so now Ally and his harem are mutually addicted.
>>31993540It's not outside the scope of possibility.
>>31993521Dropped.
>>31990713>You are Alabaster Soliloquy, dead man.This has been the first time we have been a single thing.
>>31993540maybe op means un-sustainablity for mankind as a wholedarkbloom gunna let the blood flow hes got nothing left to fight for but the short amusement of killing everything
>>31993577The format has always been>You are Alabaster Soliloquy, X and Ywhere X is something he only is in his nukige/doujin/anime fantasy worlds, and Y is something he actually is in real life.So yeah, it's a change of pace.I wonder how long OP planned that.
So, in the end who is this Kurisu girl ?
>>31993590Hes got it all planned out for something deep. We might get a S2 who knows.
>>31993603I guess you'll just have to keep reading to find out, won't you?
>>31993603Stackleford after he gets some augs.
>>31993603We have no idea. she did know who we were though. possible +/6Not touma is also really suspicious.
>>31993603Season 2 haremite. Soon to be Whitney mk. III AKA Cerise mk. II AKA the girl /a/ keeps choosing at the expense of every other girl's development.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQSo how do we kill stackleford?
>>31993646Why?
>>31993644I don't want a new harem. I want us to ride off into the sunset with our girls and live happily ever after.
>>31993472No matter what we choose, the story goes to same place. OP decides something (exactly like harem gets captured, Rose comes and saves everyone, Alabaster dies) that will happen no matter what. That is what railroading is. He still gives illusion of a choice, but in large it doesn't have an effect on the outcome since the events are already decided. That is simply what's railroading is.
>>31993662simpler times
I'm having such a problem rereading this episodes posts. These interactions are unbearably callous.and those reaction. dejected apologetic mom, publicly humiliated rose, abandoned cerise and again when she throws her application papers away.I didn't ask for this heavy shit.at least Whitney is too stupid to notice
>>31993677Oh. to be young and naive, when our biggest problem was some fat fuck being in our sister's room for five minutes, who she hated anyway.Now her room is a pile of ashes and we're fucking dead.Holy hell.
>>31993646I sure as hell hope Stackleford doesn't pop out of nowhere. OP likes to pull shit like that.
>>31993675if this was the case we wouldve fucked cerise by now and kaa-san will be on the block for mothers day
>>31993680Protip: It's supposed to be hard to deal with. That's the confirmation that you have a soul.
>>31993683And people thought this wouldn't go south, despite OP being the writer of Chuuni massacre.
>>31993711When you hit rock bottom, the only way left to go is up.I can't wait.
>>31993710or that you are not a psychopath
>>31993722Psychopaths still feel emotion and have emotional responses.The word you're looking for is sociopath.
>>31993702ummm, what? Are you playing dumb?
>>31993725Sociapath feel emotion and have emotional responses too.
>>31993685I feel like Stackleford would have been the secret final boss had we decided not to make amends. I still want the gateway anime copypasta to be incorporated somehow before FQ is over.
>>31993725That's hard to believe considering how little we know.
>>31993738Sociopath and psychopath are synonymous.
>>31993739'Stackleford thinks gomen means hello' -ceriseThis is pulled straight from the ken-sama copy pastarino
>>31993744All I know is either one of them are just as likely to stab you with a pair of scissors if you so much as look at them incorrectly.
>>31993744Not really, a big distinction is that psychopaths that pleasure in hurting others while sociopaths are ambivalent.
>>31993754Depends on if it's a lasting sociopath.Any sociopath set on staying out of jail/asylum will quickly learn to simulate emotions and do as much as possible to seem perfectly normal. Which means they wouldn't stab you if they weren't sure they could get away with it.
>>31993765If we all started labeling people as those who enjoy hurting others we would all be psychopaths.
>>31993771>>31993765The way I learned it was that a psychopath does not recognize that other people feel things while a sociopath recognizes it and almost compulsively causes harm.
>/tg/ is classically derailed once again
>>31993771It's not that they enjoy hurting others that makes them psychopathic.It's the complete disregard for the consequences that arise from pursuing their goals that makes them psychopaths.
Wanna know a good way to ruin your night? Have your internet go out on you in the middle of Fuck Quest. God fucking dammit I'm so mad. But this fucking interlewd. So many unexpected feelings...
>>31993771Absolute lack of guilt is a big factor. A lot of people do exhibit some mild form of psychopathy, but not many go out and strangle cats. >>31993791were did this all start again?
>>31993798It's ok anon. You're among friends now.Just remember what this was all for. Never forget the consequences of our actions.It's time to start correcting some lives and protecting some smiles. All of the smiles.
>>31993812Even Rose's?
I wonder if Alabaster says he out grew Yugioh past middle school, but still waifus cards
>>31993820All of the smiles!We must reap that which we have sown
>>31993791Funny. Derails happen everywhere and every board thinks their special because of it.
>>31993820especially roses.
>>31993820even mystery girlwe gotta work especially hard on her considering..
>>31993828Dunno [a/ doesn't get derailed hard unless its a naruto thread.
>>31993827Discontent and chaos?
>>31993841/a/ gets more shit storms than derails. and what i mean is there is no semblance of a topic left.
>>31993846Yes. We must harvest our sour and bitter fruits, lovingly, and tenderly.So that we may make delicious lemonade from it, and bring refreshing smiles to all.
>>31993849That's because the thread's original purpose has been completedNow we're just chatting idly until it 404's, so of course it would look like a "derail", but it's more like people are sitting on the train which has stopped at the end of its line but don't feel like getting off yet.
Added interlewd 5: http://pastebin.com/M09rRvK4http://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
>>31993857Because we love this train that much.I honestly never want to get off, but I know that the end is nigh. Ah, what a day that will be...
>>31993857like /yys/ threads?
>>31993859Fazil bless you
>>31993869>>31993855Some times the atmosphere and anons are pretty cozy.
>>31993869We've got 4 episodes and 3 interlewds left, anon.The end is not so close... And yet closer than we think.
>>31992830Hello, I'm not the guy you were arguing with. I'm just back to /tg/ after a couple months of real life, and looking for fun quests. I skimmed over this thread, and see that OP delivers 1 hour of posts, asking for a single choice. Until then, it just looked like some writefag who didn't know "quest" implied some interaction. It seems that the /tg/ way would have been to just push that in a pastebin and give it in the OP of the next real questing.
>>31993822Would alabaster play ghostrick or keki?
>>31993877How do you pronounce "Fazil"Like the word "Brazil"? Like one of the two possible pronunciations for "basil"?
>>31993894Fah-zeal
>>31993888This was a very special installment. This episode had this format because it's a flashback. The other episodes have regular choices.
>>31993888This quest was different than usual. the others are different.
>>31993888You should go back and read the first 15 or so threads.This particular installment is a unique format for the purpose of plot development.
>>31993907>>31993917>>31993924This, and it should also be noted the QM warned his readers on Twitter well beforehand that this edition would not have many choices.
I'm still waiting for you to stat them, /tg/
>>31993880Aw, I dig you guys too.I actually made both of those posts.
I wish this could still be on /a/./tg/ has been nice and all but imagine the weeklong shitstorm that would have happened after Ally's death, and then tonight's thread.
>>31993980God no. So many shitters are finally gone. It's way better here.
>>31993980Collectively, /a/ wouldn't be able to handle it.The fact that they drove us out proved that.
>>31993947Rose is definitely an all-natural 20 in willpower.She drank our magic cum and still resisted us.
>>31993987>>31993988This. Hell the entire interlewd tonight was OP's flaming 'Fuck You' to the core ideals of /a/.I, for one, agree with his statement.
>>31994004And just look at how she's handling the blood transfusion.
>>31993603She's Alabaster's and Whitney's daughter
>>31994004You know, Rose might just be the overall STRONKest in stat terms.STR: 11STA: 10DEX: 18INT: 15CHA: 20WIS: 3WIL: 20LCK: 11
>>31994039Whitney:STR: 15STA: 20DEX: 15INT: 1CHA: 10WIS: 1WIL: 10LCK: 4
>>31994039>man handles a loli cyborg>only 11 str
>>31993947I'm trying to figure out Vivian's capital stat? would she get a fraction of David's stat, assuming she hasn't been cut off yet? because we know he is a radical mathematical animallivin in a concrete jungle just literal
>>31994055Cerise:STR: 6STA: 5DEX: 15INT: 16CHA: 3WIS: 10WIL: 17LCK: 10Wow, she's actually kind of shit if you look at it this way.
>>31994064I understood nothing of what you just said.
>>31994075economic value/finance/funds and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSa6orAlPXc
>>31994064Her capital stat is obviously INT, being that she's on the Quiz Bowl team.I'd score it at around 19yfw her luck is 0
>>31994069VivianSTR: 18STA: 5DEX: 20INT: 20CHA: 1WIS: 15WIL: 10LCK: 1Min-maxed as fuck.
>>31994069begone min/maxing faglord>whitney wis:1>cerise not will:30 for not sexing us yet
>>31994088Ms. CarteSTR: 10STA: 13DEX: 18INT: 20CHA: 4WIS: 12WIL: 6LCK: 5
>>31994093Given how we treated her growing up, I'm not surprised in the slightest.
>>31994103MomSTR: 10STA: 13DEX: 18INT: 7CHA: 4WIS: 17WIL: 16LCK: 10
>>31994110I'd town down DEX a few points. It's not like we've seen her do anything particularily dexterous outside of cooking and driving.
>>31994120That was purely for her finger magic. You know what I'm talking about.
>>31994120Yeah, she also gets HEALTH penalties.
>>31994129Oh I know all right. But an 18 for that? I'd settle for 15
>>31994057She probably has DEX based feats. That, and she used anesthetics to knock the loli out.
>"You keep that thing in my arm or I'll put a bullet in your fucking brain," she says.Rose is best girl, QM decided, don't ask him about it.
What if Kurisu was from an alternate universe and knew a different Alabaster? Maybe one from Yandere Quest?
>>31994168People keep talking about FQOP doing yandere quest, when did that ever come about? Is it just a rumor or what
>>31994088She should have amazing LCK considering she survived dying.
>>31994171Someone was throwing out ideas for quests and OP said that Yandere Survival Quest sounded really interesting.
>>31994171we said what will he do after FQ is dead and buried and he said "idk maybe yandere quest?" in the aftermath Q&A in one of the earlier /a/ threads
>>31993059The first commandment, anon.It must never be broken
>>31994088Needs less WIL.>No Alabaster you can't safe us all>No Alabaster I can't kill this termibutler for you
>>31994168I never miss an opportunity to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOFkctKYQWQ
>>31994159Don't start this.All of the girls are best.All of the smiles will be protected.
>>31994158But she manhandles Vivian in a prior chapter, Yet 1v1's alabaster and loses.>>31994178but she didn't ask for it. and her mom died.>>31994199we go inside system menu and cum inside is locked.
>>31994168>"You have a lot to do. The road ahead of you is long. Did you think Darkbloom was bad? This is easy mode. I only wish I could have it as easy as you do right now." >"I don't understand..." >"You will. Trust me."Maybe our guide is YanQuest MC?
>>31994159>The relationship between Rose and Alabaster is going to be very interesting by the end of this cour. I like all girls equally, but I think the dynamic between her and Alabaster is going to be one of my favorites when it settles into place.This is old news.
>>31994178That's more an issue of willpower than luck.Consider the fact that she was borne into the Darkbloom family.Also that she was in a 'fatal' car accident.No luck whatsoever.
>>31994212All girls are best. but Rose most of all.I respect your different option
>>31994225So... all girls are equal, but Rose is more equal than the rest?Goddamn you OP for making me like an SJW tumblrina
>>31994229>tfw Rose will have a scar near identical to the boss>tfw Rose will have crazy sex with us now
>>31994213>But she manhandles Vivian in a prior chapter, Yet 1v1's alabaster and loses.She caught Vivian from behind using chloroform, hardly manhandling.>but she didn't ask for it. and her mom died.Your point being? She was turned into a lifeless cube then came back to life. Even if she didn't ask for it, it's incredibly lucky. Especially considering she won a 50/50 chance against her mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8YA moment to remember our organic dick is no more, enter cyborg dick
>>31994250Nah, it'll be a straight diagonal line, not some wicked S shaped ripper job.>>31994278Right, cause you know OP's plans and exactly what's going to happen to Alabaster's dick.
>>31994272There was also the scene where Rose put Vivian in a chokehold.
>>31994278I really hope we keep our original dick. Sex just wouldn't be the same.
>>31994272No out side the quiz bowl room >Rose smiles warmly, her face registering no shock and certainly no fear. Vivian starts to say something else, but her voice gets cut off in a choking gasp when Rose grabs her by the throat and pins her against the lockers.>There is no loud bang or other sounds of scuffle -- the couple of students passing by don't even notice what has happened -- but there is no mistaking that Rose has, with one swift motion, overpowered Vivian. Her hand grips Vivian's lily-white neck dangerously tight.>"Your billions will not help you here," Rose says. "This is my turf. I make the rules. Stay away from Alabaster.">Rose steps back, and Vivian falls to all fours. She clutches at her neck and coughs.Arguably she might have been hiding her power levels.
>>31994272>>31994283would you guys enjoy a scene where Rose and Alabaster team up to dom a helpless squirming Vivian?
>>31994301I'd rather dominate Whitney, since that seems to be the "threesome group."
>>31994301Only if Vivi enjoys it.Which she clearly would since she seems to be a natural M.
>>31994301Only if that's what Vivian asks for
>>31994287>not revving your dick and doing an SSS rank combo
>>31994314Cyberdonte pls.
Spancer Upgrades when?
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