Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Our Hero, in an attempt to fight the S-Class Villain Plague Doctor, decided to once again become a creature of the night. With Cynthia's help Rena was now powerful enough to take on the evil bad guy.>It was a tough fight but our hero prevailed! However! A trap was set by the evil Monster Master, ensuring that Rena would be stuck as a terrible blood drinker forever! Rena was having none of that and used the power of the Shipping Sword to cut the power away from herself and seal it up.>Elsewhere Magical Girl Sparkle was fighting an alternate and evil version of herself. The Alternate Sparkle managed to break the Good Sparkle's Focus once and for all. Instead of killing the evil clone as she should have Sparkle instead imprisoned her within the Hero Association. Rena and Normal Architect Raindrops gave up a bit of their power to help keep Sparkle alive, turning her into Magical Vampire Sparkle.>We now join Magical Vampire Sparkle as she deals with the results.
HA HA TIME FOR HEROQUEST
... This outfit fucking sucks.OM: "How are you doing?""Horrible. This skirt is heavy as fuck and why the fuck would they make sleeves this long? They just flop right over my hands."OM: "You should be grateful, Sparkle. The usual result of a Magical Girl's focus breaking is their death. An outfit change isn't that bad, all things considered.""It's not just the outfit. That's just the cherry on top of this whole shit cake. I keep cutting the inside of my lips on this stupid fang. Sure it heals fast but it hurts each-OW! Fuck! See!? And I don't even have any of my usual powers!"OM: "As I said you should still be grateful that you're alive. It could have gone much worse. If they had recruited or killed you we would have suffered a serious blow. Instead we now have a key piece of Rena's plan.""I know but... It'll just take some getting used to."And this Focus sucks... I can't feel any of my friends powers...
>>31983591>And this Focus sucks... I can't feel any of my friends powers...I was about to say to cheer up, but damn MVS, that does suck.Is there anyway to repair your focus?
>>31983591So your focus gives you a frumpy outfit AND fucks up your read of the other powers?Go to the hero target range and try shooting some blasts. Maybe you can feel them again once you're used to the interference the broken focus gives.
>>31983631It's the powers of her dead friends, Anon.
>>31983591That dress looks good on you Sparklies
>>31983641yeah. I know.But the powers were in her all along, not the focus. So if the focus is interrupting it, then she just needs to get used to it.
>>31983591Any plans on finding or constructing a new Focus? Raindrops been trying for a while...
>>31983591You've been through worse before. And could probably repair your focus or something later on.What you need to do is see your alternate self, and see what she meant by Evil Rena now knowing about Ben.Worst case scenario, you're going to have to deal with an alternate Monster Marauder rampaging through the city.
>>31983591What does your family think about the change?
>>31983646This is true. Hopefully after Sparkle's old focus is repaired Rena will get the Magical Vampire focus and start wearing awesome clothes again.
>>31983591Wait, does this mean that Ben was able to make a focus?
>>31983713Nah, its raindrops focus.Speaking of which, is she okay?
>>31983713No, Raindrops gave us hers.
>>31983733I think so, she didn't have it full active mode like Sparkles, it was deteriorating, so non-magical Raindrops doesn't have cancer.
>>31983768And she kept herself in better shape. Not smoking, not drinking, not eating only cake.Actually, Sparkle, this is the first time in forever you can actually eat and drink stuff and it won't taste sweet.
>>31983800Only blood taste something good, like sweet sweet nectar. Everything else will taste like ashes. Remember Rena's panic, NO LASAGNA!
>>31983591It's sad to lose a memento of your loved ones, but they'd be happy that you're still alive. Your new friends are sure to be happy, too.Now, on to practical matters. Have you put any thought into dealing with the side effects of vampirism? Like the thirst for blood?
>>31983852Holy shit, can we not start that again? There are non-garlic lasagna recipes.
You know something, I was wondering has Sparkle and Ben actually gotten married? Did they do it in a church or some other form of religious ceremony or did they do it at the marraige registrar as a civil union?
>>31983856[x] drink Ben
>>31983591Cry some more, you baby. You've only dealt with your girlfriend eating your arm and your entire life being a meaningless shell, this must be SOOOO hard on you.Be thankful you aren't a wet smear and that Rosario still has a mom.
It's not that it stops my other powers but... I just can't reach them. The Focus is all jacked up. I can't even get my old Sparkle powers.I've been practicing for a while and all I can do is shit like this.>Sparkle holds out her hand and creates a solid blade made out of warm blood. Loose droplets of blood drip across her hand but sizzles away when they hit open air.Blood swords, blood bullets, blood showers. It's like I came straight out of some shitty vampire fanfiction. I'm not much of a swordsman either.>>31983646I disagree. Strongly.>>31983668Unfortunately that's still a dead end. We need someone who knows the Quantum Language and the only one I can think of is Alternate Rena. She's not one to talk.>>31983733Raindrops is fine. She said that she's glad her focus actually came in handy. It shouldn't fully break so long as I don't go full Magical Vampire mode.>>31983800I... Whatever.>>31983691They're fine with it, for the most part. I think Ben liked my new outfit.>>31983856Thanks...And so far the side effects seem to be not too bad. I can cross water, go into people's homes, eat garlic. As far as I can tell only direct sunlight would really kill me but I'm safe in the dome. Also I can -feel- people's hearts beating. It's distracting.>>31983686Apparently Aeon is still working on her. For some reason that girl won't give up her secrets. You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?
>>31983871Seriously, garlic isn't even that big of a deal in lasanga. If you just have to have some in the sauce, saute some shallot and blend it in. There you have that great herby sweetness.
>>31983912Alternate you seems to be pretty cool with Rena, maybe see if you can break her with THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.
>>31983912>You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?They're probably extremely traumatic secrets that are mostly filled with things like being tortured horribly that she doesn't want to relive.And things she'd be tortured horribly for giving up.So, what's on the agenda, even? Look for more magic portals?
>>31983912Sign Ben's autograph book as Magical Vampire Sparklem then try negotiating/interrogating with alternate you, MGNQ Mami-style.
>>31983939>>31983871why are you guys starting garlic shit? He clearly said food turned to ash in the mouth. Nothing to do with garlic.
>>31983912>You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?Girl, after being Negarena's rapeslave for so long she's probably beyond reasoning. She's gonna need so much therapy.
>>31983912Well, she's tough, like you. Maybe he's doing it all wrong? Send Rena in there to talk to her. If her power really is friendship, she could probably win her over with her niceness.Also, does your father-in-law know the Quantum Language? He's the Monster, after all.
>>31983912>I disagree. Strongly.Hay you can ease up a bit. Live a little. You don't always have to be like you've swallowed a crowbar.
>>31983912What if you took the magic sword thing and cut the link between "broken" and "your focus"?If it can sever Rena from her density, then it can unfuck your hair doodad.
>>31983912Well, if she won't talk, the solution is obvious. Send in Rena!
>>31983997Magic sword is OPCut the link between 'Not omnipotent' and 'Self'
>>31983997L-let's just find somebody who knows quantum language. If we abuse that sword too much it'll get destroyed or something.
>>31984051What if we use the sword to un-kill the QB and just have it make a new focus?
>>31984067Why not just cut herself the knowledge of quantum language from "lack of" to "perfect expert in"?
>>31983707why does no one post the colored version any more?>inb4 uranium cancer rod
>>31984067Congratulations, Evil Rena got his powers.
>>31984067Let's just use it to find the string leading the QBs corpse and then just reattach that to sparkle.
>>31984115>Uranium ca->>inb4 uranium cancer rodFuck you you're no fun.
>>31984123Didn't Sparkle eat him? I remember something about him and eating.And no, not the arm thing.
>>31983958Do I even want to know what kind of style that would be?>>31983997The magic sword? You mean the Shipping Sword that started this whole fucking mess? I think I'll pass until it's seriously needed. Just because Rena can use it without fucking everything up doesn't mean I'm going to risk it.>>31983990No, fuck you. This outfit sucks. I can't stand frills.>>31983975>>31983954I suppose that's true. But if she wants to help us so bad then why not just tell us everything? It would make our lives so much simpler.>>31983944>>31984010...Fine.=====================================>Rena enters the interrogation room of Aeon and Madam Hourglass. Standing in the center of it is Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle, frozen in time and with several things floating about her head.>Aeon looks towards Rena in confusion.AE: "Number 15. What are you doing here?""I'm here to talk to Sparkle over there."AE: "... Talk to her? Number 15, I respect that you are in the S-Class but understand that if I could not get the information out of her I highly doubt you could. What sort of methods do you have?"
>>31983912Can you inject blood into someone's body to fix internal injuries? Kind of random, I know, but it'd be a good thing to keep in mind.>And so far the side effects seem to be not too bad. I can cross water, go into people's homes, eat garlic.Well, if you can eat normal food, then there's at least one upside to all this.>As far as I can tell only direct sunlight would really kill me but I'm safe in the dome.Just in case, I recommend carrying a parasol and/or a hooded cloak with you at all times.>For some reason that girl won't give up her secrets. You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?After all she's been through, the poor girl must be terrified. She'll need someone to ease her worries and convince her that it's not all hopeless. This looks like something Rena could do. You might be able to help too, since you're an alternate version of her.
>>31984115Rena! Use the uranium cancer rod, to give people cancer, super mutant powers, and .01% of curing cancer!
>>31984115Because the eyes are still weird.>>31984149"Mario Kart."
>>31984149I look like her master.
>>31984148Maybe the knowledge is floating around inside her already then. She did take all his power, so maybe she got the contract makey part and she just didn't realize it.>>31984149>Just because Rena can use it without fucking everything up doesn't mean I'm going to risk it.Then just have Rena use it for you. C'mon. Let Rena perform open fate surgery on your "I need these to live" bits with a magic sword she stole from a dude in an alley. What's the worst that could happen?
>>31984149>I can't stand frills.Well, your opinion is wrong.
>>31984149Oh, we're just going to talk to her. See how she's doing. Maybe get her a meal, or some medicine. I'm not sure.
>>31984149Friendship, FULL POWER!
>>31984149"Well, I could talk to her about her feelings. She's got a good heart, but she's too depressed and hopeless to think that helping us would do any good. She needs someone to ease her worries."
>>31984174Nigger, I'd like to see you color something
>>31984174>>31984149"Beating her at Mario Kart. Then again. And again. And so on.
>>31984149"I thought I'd talk to her a little. She's been through a lot."
>>31984206>>31984188Isn't she blind?
>>31984229Rythm games then.
>>31984149The method of videogames and friendship?
>>31984229>>31984206>>31984188no beating blind chicks at mario kart, rena.
>>31984149"Ummm... Mario Cart? Wait, she dosen't have eyes dose she? Friendship?"
>>31984149Well, she did already try and confide in Rena when she showed up out of the bedroom portal.If standard interrogation techniques aren't working, there's no reason not to try something that already worked once before.
>>31984261>Cart>not KartAbsolutely disgusting.
>>31984149Well, have you tried being nice to her? Those crystal thingies don't look very friendly.Maybe ask her if she'd like some coffee, or something to eat, or whatever. Hey, worked for us before.It won't hurt to try, won't it?
>>31984149Hey altSparkles, long time no see!Um, no, let's try that again...
>>31984149>Do I even want to know what kind of style that would be?Do you?
>>31984149Lie and say you're a reverse empath. People can see into your honest heart.
>>31984149"Asking her nicely. Or maybe a hug. I don't think she gets hugs."
>>31984358>dat Hitachi Wonder Wand, destroyer of clits
>>31984149Bitch we got the Threepunchman and the Lord of Death to work together.We got the Spine Ravager to stop ravaging spines.We got the Monster family as our bestest friends.Don't make us get all up in your grill with friendship, Aeon.
>>31984257Darn..."Have you tried talking to her? Like, normally. Those spiky things don't look nice."AE: "They're not meant to be nice... Talking to her won't work. If my techniques did not give her the information I needed then a chat won't.""Have you tried it though?"AE: "It won't..""Have you tried it?"AE: "... No.""Then let me try."AE: "Hmph. Very well. I will send you into her mindscape. She's too riddled with cancer to let out of the stasis field. Good luck, Number 15.">He touches Rena's head. The girl blacks out for a moment. When she opens her eyes she's in a completely white space. In the center of it is Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle with massive and fearsome looking crystals floating around her.MGS?: "I won't... Get out... Get out of my head!">She thrashes around wildly but is bound up by a straight jacket."Hey.">She freezes up and trembles.MGS?: "M-master..? Please! I didn't tell them anything! I swear!"
>>31984149Total Platonic Domination!
Rolled 5>>31984444Oh, no, I'm the other rena. I just came by to say hi. They won't let you out of the time field because of cancer, so I can't get you a pizza or anything, but I figure I can do conversation.
>>31984444Give her a hug.Hugs always work.
>>31984444...I'll do the morally objectionable vote and say that we should act evil. Or as 'evil' as Rena can get.
>>31984444YES I AM YOUR MASTER. YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, MAGICAL GIRL SPARKLE.
>>31984444>>31984481ask if she has mario cart in here too
>>31984444"Don't worry, it's just me. The real Rena. I'm just here to talk to you."
>>31984444violate her personal spacesee if you can make her cry without even saying anything
>>31984444"But you want to, don't you? It's okay, you don't have to be afraid."
>>31984444Aw shit she's crying.Rena, get in there and see if she's okay. Hug the fuck out of her, tell her everything's going to be okay, and that she's safe now.You'll beat NegaRena for her!
>>31984481Support cause in-character.
>>31984444"Nah, it's the other Rena. The good one. Sparkle said something about how you wanted her to help you defeat evil me? Man this confusing."
We should probably ask her when the exact point of divergence is.
>>31984444Ask her why she's so afraid of the other Rena.
>>31984611I think that's pretty fucking obvious and we should not ask her to tell us how she was tortured.
>>31984563why would we ask something we already know?
>>31984444"And what about the others? What's their status?"If she thinks you're the evil Rena, that should be ambiguous enough to get her to reveal something, and probably wouldn't be too out-of-character. Anything more evil, I don't think our Rena could manage.
>>31984639We do know that Anti-Hero killed Bridgette, but we don't know if Evil Rena was any different before hand.The kissing implies that she was.
>>31984444Oh no I'm the real Rena. I mean the other Rena. I mean, I'm not the othe Rena... if you understand what I mean. Nice to see you... uh... eye to eye... I mean.... yeah.
>>31984656>The kissing implies that she was.howand how would alt sparkle know the exact point of divergence
>>31984690What was Rena like before Bridgette died?
>>31984702I dunno, I'm guessing not evil
"No, no. I'm the other Rena. The good one. I just came by to say hi and stuff. They won't let you out of the stasis field cause of cancer so we can't play games or anything but... Figured I'd just come in and talk.">She gives a deep sigh of relief as her entire body relaxes.MGS?: "Okay... Okay... That's good... I... I've just been waiting for her to break in and take me back. I can't tell how much time has passed in here.""You're expecting her?"MGS?: "Not now. She's not ready... She's busy...""Doing what?"MGS?: "Preparing to invade. She wants to make sure she's fully ready... She didn't anticipate you'd have Ben on your side. Even -she- isn't foolish enough to take him on without a plan...""Wait, so Ben is strong enough?"MGS?: "Not quite... But he poses a serious threat. He could easily weaken her to the point where anyone could finish her off so she's getting something ready.""What?"MGS?: "I don't know what. Our connection was broken before I could find out..."
>>31984702The kissing doesn't actually imply anything about her before Bridgette died though, strictly speaking.We do know she probably actually had powers at some point previous to that, but even that isn't certain.
>>31984732"Well how did she beat him in your universe?"
>>31984732You have to help us sparkle. We can and will win. We're the main character, not her
>>31984732Tell her she is in a JR fanfic.
>>31984785Are we really the main character? I thought Queen of the World was.
>>31984732Give her a hug.
>>31984732I suppose we should ask her what other heroes/villains she has under her control. What kind of preparations has she made for the invasion.
>>31984732Well, that's not good. We had better prepare some surprises of our own, then, shouldn't we?Sorry about all of this, by the way. The other S ranks are kind of harsh.Anything we can do for you on the real world to make things easier, once this is all said and done? Win or lose?
>>31984732"Well, you guys beat him over on your side so she's probably already got something worked out anyway."
Rolled 2>>31984732Why are you telling Rena this?Are you trying to play her for a fool?
>>31984801QoTW is the main character of a jem and the holograms style adventure show, yes, but not hero quest.
>>31984732How does she know that? Is she spying on you?And how did she deal with Ben in your universe? Or the rest of the Monster family?Who/what else does she have on her side? What's she capable of doing?And what can we do to help altSparks?
>>31984797Did we make JR revise canon or write a happy ending?
>>31984780I'm guessing there were some busted eggs involved.
>>31984837No. And really, we should force JR to write a harem ending.
>>31984837We asked, she said she couldn't do it.
>>31984732Do we know what her goal is?What powers has she collected? We know she's got super speed, what about things like telekinesis? Illusions? Mind control? Teleportation?What's the status on her dimensional travel research? Has she broken into any dimensions besides ours?Is anyone else fighting on her side?Also, how does she know about Ben? How was she watching you?
>>31984837She can't change the future, only write down what she sees.She's got prophetic powers, not fate-bending ones.
>>31984875It's all but confirmed that she can create alter reality with her fanfiction like Haruhi Suzumiya.
>>31984889Nope, not create. Only see what's going on in them.
>>31984898Perhaps we can corroborate what altSparkle says with JR's fics, and see if she really has prophetic powers? If this is true, we might be able to see what altRena has planned so far.
>>31984732are lord death, three-punch-man, Ben, MM+++ + monster, madam hourglass and void all dead/working for NegaRena? any big-shots ive missed?
>>31984732Why is she so talkative? How come she wouldn't tell Aeon anything?
>>31984987Cuz Aeon's a dick.
>>31984953Not a bad idea. We should try it out, at least.
>>31984955caffornicatorshe literally moves at the speed of light. she's by far the most dangerous in terms of potential
>>31984987Because it's Rena. We're either her mistress, who she can tell anything, or her best chance at beating her mistress, so she wants to tell us everything. Spilling the beans is a win-win
Rena is obviously going to have a connection to Negarena because both are renas.Negarena knows how to make focuses.Therefore, Rena should have a fairly easy time of using the shipping sword to rewire the focus knowledge into herself.Ta-da!
>>31984898She's the scribe, not the author. Basically.
"Well how did she beat him in your universe?"MGS?: "She didn't. He's still out there, somewhere. We were quite lucky that no one in his family contacted him...""So you never got with him?"MGS?: "No...""That... Hmm. Well, how does she even know about him? Was she spying on us?"MGS?: "It was my Focus. She could hear everything I could hear and even see things with it's eyes. When it broke she couldn't do that anymore...">Rena eyes the one on her head right now. She doesn't have one in the real world so she can only assume that it's fake."What kind of powers does she have right now?"MGS?: "A lot. She has extreme speed, strength, instant death, power stealing, teleportation, ice magic, fire magic, she can change into certain monsters. That's just what I was able to see before I fought her myself. Since then the city fully sealed itself off but she's still very powerful.""So why is she trying to break into our dimension?"MGS?: "Like I said the dome in mine is fully sealed. A few S-Class Heroes and Villains gave up themselves to seal the dome against her. She's hoping that by stealing more powers from here that she'll be able to break through it.""Why?"MGS?: "Hmm?""Why do all this? It's kinda... Evil."MGS?: "I don't know. Revenge? I asked her the same question. ""Is there anyone working for her right now?"MGS?: "No one. It was just me.""Alright. Thanks again for answering all of these. And uh... Sorry about how you're being treated. Some of the S-Class are kinda..."MGS?: "I know. I have the same people in my dimension. Or at least I did. They're... Not all nice.""Is that why you're not telling Aeon anything?"MGS?: "He... He won't let me hide anything. I don't want him to know everything I've done. If I let him into my mind at all he'll take everything."
>>31985058wow.thats just... wow.
>>31985058What will you do if I make you a vampire cause cancer?
>>31985058after what you did to our sparkle i dont know if you'll be granted asylum here, regardless of the negarena situation
>>31985058Give her a hug.
>>31985058Revenge for what?Okay, we need to get our Sparkle to turn altSparkle into a vampire so she can survive without a focus. That's how Evil Rena's controlling her.We also need to tell Aeon to knock it off, we guarantee her privacy of thought if she fights alongside us.
Rolled 2>>31985058Wanna become a vampire?
>>31985058Well if you can, you can give it to me, not everything if you don't feel comfortable just stuff I may need to know
>>31985058give her a damn hug, the is MGS if everything went even more to shit.
>>31985058I'm not sure we can trust her while she's wearing the symbol of her enemy and restrained in a straightjacket.Ask her to tell you about what she's been through, at least what she's willing to say. She can cry on your shoulder.
>>31985058is there a method that we can use to break into your dimension? i want to get two bens to curbstomp her. just say she wants to outlaw mahou shoujo.is there any kind of, i dunno, dimensional backlash from having two of the same person in the same reality?
>>31985178I dunno, the other Ben might still be a rampaging monster...
>>31985058Tactical hug action!
>>31985186especially with his family dead. dont think he's comeing back from insanity any time soon
>>31985058are we allowed to give her a mind hug?Also, you still have a focus on in here. Does that mean she sees what you think too? That must suck.
>>31985058Ask her if she wants a hug. Don't just hug her without asking; that might bring up unpleasant memories.
>>31985228I wonder if Evil Rena is attempting to charm Ben with the promise of magical girls which she can totally make after all.
>>31985186dangle some figma in front of him and lead him into a portal, wait for him to lay some smackdown and jump in before he dies
>>31985290>Evil Rena becomes a magical girl to seduce Ben
So, evil rena has no idea we got three punch man and lord death together.She's spending so many resources dealing with ben.Ben+threepunch+lord death is going to be hilarious.
>>31985307>Evil Rena turns Ben into a magical girland then seduces him
>>31985290She can MAKE magical girls. She knows the Quantum Language.AltBen can have all the magical girls he wants if he joins her.
>>31985307It results into eggnancy.
>>31985058Has she ever been known to run from a fight before? If so, that might give us some clue as to a weakness.What was on the other side of the dome when it was sealed?
>>31985058>MGS?: "Like I said the dome in mine is fully sealed. A few S-Class Heroes and Villains gave up themselves to seal the dome against her. She's hoping that by stealing more powers from here that she'll be able to break through it."So... what if she creates an inconspicuous portal to our world, then makes a portal back outside the dome?
>>31985347>Evil Rena's egg childI wonder what that would look like...
>>31985345WHAT IF, she DOESN'T know the Quantum Language? Just like this rena, it died out long before she got to power.
>>31985320>evilrena attacks normal rena>normal rena challenges her to a mario kart race>she refuses>proceeds to get her shit completely slapped by the combination of lord death, 3punchman and ben>all she had to do was not be such a crazy shit and just play mario kart.
>>31985058One more question, for our Sparkle's sake: How did your Rena learn the Quantum Language?
>Ben gave Negarena more trouble than Lord DeathDoes this trouble anyone else? If Sparkle wasn't his waifu, dude would be a massive problem.
>>31985058Oh shit ask her how EvilRena learned the Quantum Language!
>>31985434Maybe he's so tough because Evil Rena disfigured his waifu.
>>31985444>evil rena damages waifu>MY WAIFU>rampage never ends
>>31985390Cute and cuddly as a button.Never stops crying.
"Well... If you want you can help us out. We'll make you into a cool vampire or something and then we can beat Evil Rena together! You can tell us how she learned the Quantum Language and we'll make you and Sparkle all powerful again!"MGS?: "Heh. First of all I don't have any idea how she found it out. Second, you really think they'll let me out of here? No. I sure as hell wouldn't. They'll probably keep me in here til Aeon gets what he wants. He always does. Then they'll stick me in jail.""But... You're not bad. I'm sure you'll help us. Right?"MGS?: "Even if I can convince you there's no way to tell I won't just betray you later. I... I've already proven I can't be trusted. I... Fuck... I was so fucking weak...">Rena goes and hugs Magical Girl Sparkle(?). The girl gasps loudly and flinches making Rena back off."I... Sorry about that. People usually like hugs."MGS?: "It... It's not your fault...""... Thanks again for all the info. I'm not gonna let that guy take anything from you, though. I can at least promise that."MGS?: "Thank you... One more thing... She's still got a weakness for Bridgette. She won't kill her outright if she can help it. But don't let you think that she's safe. There are ways to capture people that it would be better off if they died... Good luck.">Rena steps out of the mindscape. Aeon is waiting for her outside.AE: "Well? What did you learn? Tell me."
>>31985444MGS? does not recognize Ben as husbando.
>>31985434Even without MGS "our" Ben still got his family keeping him in check. And it worked. Well, somewhat.
>>31985463>Rena goes and hugs Magical Girl Sparkle(?). The girl gasps loudly and flinches making Rena back off.Fuck. The sexual abuse.
>>31985463Read JR's fanfic dumbass.
>>31985463We learned Rena's powers, but not her plan.So that's good, I guess.
>>31985463Oh, not much, we just had a conversation.Did you know she still totally hasn't beaten her world's ben?
>>31985463"Only if you stop trying to probe her mind. It's not helping."
>>31985463Not much, honestly. Tell him everything you found out, and especially tell him that Sparkle won't let him into her mind because she's ashamed of what she's done and will never let anyone know. If he wants more information he'll have to go in and ask normally.
>>31985463I learned that you need to back the fuck off before you mentally break her, Aeon.I've got a general idea of Negarena's plans and her goals.
>>31985463Rena don't leave, MVS inbounds, be there to mediate the meeting.
>>31985463Tell him the stuff we just learned if he promises to stop being a knob for a minute.
>>31985514That gives me an idea. Ask if he knows any psychic therapists. This Sparkle is heavily damaged; there's not much we can do in the short time before EvilRena gets here, but if anyone can help her state of mind she might be of more use.
>>31985463Give him the rundown.
>>31985500Supporting this plan, we need more detail on what resources she's bringing against us.
>>31985463Alright, we found out that NegaRena knows how to make focuses that also serve as spying tools, her powers, the fact that she might attack this place soon enough in order to get to her Sparkle, that she hasn't dealt with Ben in her timeline, and that you need to stop probing her too hard.Rena, time to gather the S class, you've got an HQ to protect. Also, grab JR's fanfiction and read through it in order to maybe get a glimpse of what NegaRena's planning.
>>31985463If there is ONE thing that Rena has proven time and again it's that no one is beyond redemption.Getting down to business, just what the hell is that dome made out of? It's holding off monsters that even Saitama would have a hard time with, and when "sealed" it can apparently hold off anything.
>>31985463Learned a good outline. Now let's go read that fanfiction
>Rena explains everything that she learned while she was speaking to Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle. She also explains that Aeon is being a huge jerk to her and he should ease up on trying to break into her mind and get her some actual help. The girl needs to see someone.AE: "My methods are the best there are. I have never failed.""Yeah, well you're failing now. She won't let you in and there's just some things she doesn't want you to know. So ease up, alright?"AE: "... Very well.""Good.">Rena calls Jade Revolver and asks her to meet her at the Hero Association with her fanfics. The girl is there in an instant.JR: "Ohmygosh I can't believe you wanna read my works! Which one do you wanna start with? I got the one with you and Bridgette. Oh, I just finished the Spine Ravager one... Or maybe-""Actually I was wondering if you had that one where I was all evil and stuff."JR: "Oh man, I do!">She pulls out a massive stack of paper....I ain't reading all that.
>>31985742Get coffee girl to read it! She's super fast so she's gotta be good at reading, right?
>>31985742Get a speedreader.Velocityraptor, I'm so sorry. You'll just have to take one for the team. We'll buy you some bleach for your brain with our stacks of money.
>>31985742Tell her to give you the cliffs notes.
>>31985742She has printouts? I kind of thought we'd be reading it online.
>>31985742"Give me TL;DR."
>>31985742Tell us about the Spine Ravager one!How did Rena stop him Ravaging Spines?
>>31985742have velociraptor read itcaffo is too good for menial tasks like this
>>31985742Force the Plague Doctor to read some of them, or have JR read some of them over the intercom to him. He shall pay for hurting civilians!
>>31985742READ IT, ITS IMPORTANT!Next 10 threads is solely about this fanfic.
>>31985742Young lady you WILL do your homework.
>>31985742Go get the shipping sword and use it to separate the useful stuff from the meaningless shit in that fanfic monolith.What could go wrong?
>>31985742Okay, how good is Robomaid with fast reading and data mining?
>>31985780>getting caffo to read lewds>getting her ever more frustrated
>>31985742Get a commission of Robomaid, the speed raptor, and Caffine girl.Divide the work and see any patterns from Rena's actions and now
>>31985742you have the entire plot memorised, yes? what is the secret weakness to evil rena? is the knuckle of her left pinky vulnerable?>>31985780>>31985786>>31985813>>31985829 its all memorised by JR
>>31985817You know, the last time we spend episode of a quest reading fictional porn actually wasn't all that bad...
>>31985821Do it, Rena.
>>31985742okay, let's skip ahead to the part where she sends the magical girl sparkle to the other dimension, and the magical girl sparkle gets captured.What happens there?
>>31985742Make Caffornicator read it. She can read super fast and junk, can't she?
>>31985857This is a darkfic, Great Villain Rena Quest go!
>>31985742Ask JR to dramatically read it out in front of the whole association.
>>31985821The shipping sword doesn't do things like that.It separates the ties between things.
>>31985742Have aeon read it with you.
>>31985742Wow. That's a...>captcha: substantive sprictnThanks, captcha. Yes, that's definitely a substantive sprict.Are there any chapters written from the evil Rena's perspective? That's the most likely place to find some clues to her motives or thought processes.
>>31985742You're reading that and the Bridgette one.In fact, can we have Bridgette narrate the Bridgette one?
>>31985742Jade, you're our friend and we love you very much, but fuck reading all that.Just tell us everything about NegaRena - what are her powers, what's she currently planning...
>>31985742Ask her to give you the parts that aren't sex scenes.
skip to the end
>>31985976>our collective face when she pulls out 3 papers out of the whole pile and hands them to Rena
"Can you... Give me the cliffnotes version of that?"JR: "Okay! Well, like I said you fought Monster Maestro but after that fight you went to her house, right? So you ate her food and then you totally fell head over heels for her! You joined the Villains side and fought with her! BUT THEN! Anti-Hero fought the two of you and kill Bridgette! I know! So! In revenge you killed Anti-Hero but not before really giving it to her and stealing her demonic powers with your Aura of Normality and a funky sword you stole from a Hero. Magical Girl Sparkle didn't appreciate that very much so she came by to give you a stern talking to. You decided to beat the crap outta her too cause you didn't like how Heroes were able to just kill but Villains couldn't or something like that. The two of you fought but you were able to beat her with the demon and ripped out her eye! Then you decided to keep her alive as your love slave! So to do that you made a Focus!""How... How did I do that?"JR: "By using the quantum language. Duh.""How did I learn that?"JR: "From a book, obviously.""What book?"JR: "The one that you stole from Magical Girl Sparkle.""WHAT WAS THE BOOK CALLED!?"JR: "!!! O-On Daemons... It was a book that Magical Girl Rose had written but it was all in code... But it was similar to the code they used in Super Detective Robot so... You broke it."
>>31985976Rena, do not listen to this man. The sex scenes might be important.No really. Sex is character development, don't cha know.
>>31986018Let's get that fucking book.
>>31986018Hug Jade because holy shit I think she just did something beautiful.Then run to go get that book.
>>31986018BOOK GET!Also, prepare for demon purging AGAIN.
>>31986018Hey I remember that book. That book is totally a thing. Rena doesn't know it is, but we do.
>>31986010>"Oh no wait, that last sheet is part of a sex scene too."
>>31986018Ask if there are any updates further than that.
>>31986018Oh, so it's Anti-Hero's demon fucking everything up for everyone. Again.Let's just get Bridgette to summon it so we can murderise it.
>>31986018Oh god, brace for fucking despair folks, Rose incoming.
>>31986024>Sex is character developmentI can think of exactly two instances where that was the case. One happens to be Quest as well.
>>31986072Good thing we're headvoices Rena listens to and not actually her thoughts so we can tell her about said book
>>31986018>Super Detective RobotWut? Get this too, whatever this is.
>>31986078That already happened.
>>31986018Okay, we need to grab that book.Go with Jade, she can tell you more about what's Evil Rena doing right now, her powers and stuff while you go grab that book.
>>31986018To the book! Bring Jade along too, because she's hilarious.
>>31986104No, alt!Anti-Hero's demon. Summon that one and kill it.
>>31986018Tell Sparkle about this. It's her girlfriend's book, so she'll know what to do.
>>31986018No better idea.RENA KICK US OUT, SEND OUR VOICES TO SPARKLE!
>>31986131You can't kill demons, they just come back.The fire guy anti-hero vaporized was a-okay, he was just bugging rider to avenge him cause hes an ass.
>>31986081Aw shit. This is going to be horrible, isn't it.
>>31986153Okay buddy, I'm not sure what you're on, but you need to get off it.When Bridgette pulled the demon out of OUT Anti-Hero, it STAYED out.So we do the same thing to Alt!Rena.
>>31986078Wait, altRena digged out Sparkle's eye, not altAnti-Hero's. How's the demon fucking things up?
>>31986238>In revenge you killed Anti-Hero but not before really giving it to her and stealing her demonic powers>stealing her demonic powersdude cmon
NegaRena: Fufufufufu! This entire quest is such an amusing dream MGS?! Did you really dream up such a fantastical fantasy? Enough of these phantoms of people long dead, it is time to wake up, my dear~, for your morning "training"~
"Jade, come with me. Keep telling me the story.">Rena rushes off to go find Magical Vampire Sparkle. As they go along Jade tells her more of the story including how after Sparkle was turned into her love slave that Cynthia tried to fight her in revenge. It wasn't even a tough fight. Though Rena hesitated slightly when she had to kill her lover's sister she knew that the girl wouldn't stop til one of them was dead. "Wow... Okay, wait out here.">She goes inside the S-Class room and sees Magical Vampire Sparkle talking to the other S-Class Heroes.MVS: "Rena?""Sparkle! Do you have a book with some weird letters on it that Rose had?"MVS: "I do... Why?""I need it! Quick!"MVS: "Rena, we're...""This is super serious!"MVS: "... Fine. Give me a second.">She returns a moment later with the book.MVS: "Here it is. I can barely read the damn thing though so good luck. Why is this important?""Cause I think that the Quantum Language is in here...">Rena explains again about Jade Revolver. Sparkle says she knew that the girl was important somehow.>Rena examines the book.Hey... This -is- similar to the code in Super Detective Robo!I... Well I can't really read it but if I was given some time... Yeah, I can totally break this code. It's just gonna take forever. I don't think that fan translator ever got finished either.
>>31986202Great, then all we have to deal with is the super speed, strength, multiple forms of magic, transformation, and summons.The demon may have started it, but it's the LEAST of our problems now.
>>31986321"JR, does your fic list the code? Or a description of the codewords?"
Rolled 20>>31986321Rolling for translating competence.
>>31986352Hopefully this roll is accepted because hot damn.
>>31986321Get Ben to read it.
>>31986352watThis isnt the rena I know
>>31986352Bow down and suckem.
>>31986348>making her weaker won't help us at allShe won't be powerless, yeah, but it's still an advantage.
>>31986321Hey JR.Do you know any really big super detective robo fans?
>>31986321Who do we know that can do things superfast?HA HA TIME FOR CAFFORNICATOR!>>31986352wow okay>>31986348The demon is her motivation. Rip it out of her skull and she'll probably just cry a lot. That's what AH did.
>>31986352PRAISE BE TO THE DICE GODSIn seriousness, see if Cosplay Lass can make heads or tails of it.
>>31986321Tell Prince how to decipher the code because, no offense or anything, he is WAY smarter then you. Once he knows what code was used to encrypt it, it should be easy to decipher it.Or if Prince is being a tool again, have Robomaid do it.
>>31986377>Do you know any really big super detective robo fans?Perhaps Cosplay Lass? She's big on canon stuff.
>>31986321Couldn't Robomaid decode it? Or Ben?Or Jade knows the translation, or where to find it?>>31986352MOTHERFUCKER
>>31986321Find a Super Detective Robo fan.
>>31986018Does either association have any other Super Detective Robot fans who can help?
>>31986321Ask Aeon to put you in a time chamber like "place".
>>31986348It still did some damage to AH when it happened. hitting her with a de-demoning when Ben rushes her could be the extra oomph we need.
>>31986429hyperbolic time chamber gonext stop, namek
>>31986352I don't even... Rena is good at the weirdest shit.
>>31986469Rena the Rock. Expert Marksman, Driver, Translator, and Friend.
>>31986469>renas abilitys are generally being competant at all kinds of random bullshit that normally has absolutely no reason to be relevant other then from time to time.
>>31986352Waaaaaait....This is the code they used in Super Robot Detective ShinKAI. That one is way easier to read. Let's see...>Rena reads the book and finds a bunch of info on Daemons. She skips it all and goes ahead to the Quantum Language. It says that anyone can make a Focus. After making the first one it becomes extremely easy to make them. You can even teach others to do so.>In order to make a focus for the first time, however, you must be willing to sacrifice something very dear to you as a cost for this power. After that you must create a Quantum Beast that is bound to you. That Beast can then create an infinite amount of Focuses by making contracts. The owner of the Beast may change the contract however they wish.>Rose says that the only thing she can think of that is dear to her is Sparkle and she would be damned if she were to sacrifice her just so she could keep her power for a little longer.Uhm....
>>31986352Wow I guess we don't have to go get cosplay lass or anything.
>>31986491And house cleaner.She only had to sacrifice her cooking skills and any and all romance in her future to minmax random skills this hard.
>>31986533Rena, sacrifice lasagnaIt's close enough to fit in the loophole without losing any of your friends.
>>31986533Ask JR: "JR, who did Dark Sparkle sacrifice?"
>>31986533Would selling your copy of Mario Cart count as a sacrifice?
>>31986533Fucking Magical Girl contracts.
>>31986533Kitty...I guess we'll have to...
>>31986533What dose Rena love love? Mario Kart? Lasanga? Being a hero?
>>31986533Rena... I'm sorry but. You'll have to give up lasagna. Forever.
>>31986533Use the sword to kill your love for lasagna.That will give you more power than anyone could possibly imagine.RIP lasagna-kun
>>31986555>>31986560Do these Rena.
>>31986533...Oh motherfucker, we'd have to give up kitty! Or Bridgette! Either way, that's terrible. Maybe we should ask altSparkle to do it since she has practically nothing left, so her sacrifice would be small?
>>31986533Can we sacrifice the houseplant? If we can't, we might have to give up lasagna...
>>31986568>i bet evilrena accidently'd BridgetteAre you retarded or even reading the Quest? It was said like tree time that was Anti-Hero who killed Bridgette, one of these was even in this thread.
Rolled 19>>31986533sacrifice us, the voices rena
>>31986533Alright Rena, take stock of the things you care about for us.We'll see if any of them are worth giving up for the greater good.
>>31986596sorry must have missed it.
>>31986533Well Rena, I think it's time for one last Bridgett-cooked plate of lasagna before you sacrifice it forever.
>>31986533Hmm. Explain to sparkle what the deal is.And then wonder what the heck is a good enough sacrifice, and if you should do that.
>>31986602I, can that actually work?
>>31986533Jeez.Welp, let's brainstorm with people.
Oh, wait. We still have that cheating sword. It can make connections as well as cut them.Sacrifice something intangible like a relationship or whatever and use the sword to get it back.
>>31986533"...the only thing she can think of that is dear to her is Sparkle"
So, Kitty's going to end up as a Quantum Beast.
>>31986533We could give up plant.But we're not going to.The optimal solution is to have robomaid make the sacrifice, and use her behavior controls to make some valueless object her MOST CARED FOR POSESSION.
>>31986646Can't we just cut the contracts connection to sacrifice?
>>31986652Well, we've come full circle then.
>>31986533Alright, fill the other heroes on what we found out and let's brainstorm this.Give the book back to Sparkle as well.
>>31986533Tell the other heroes. No one would hold it against you if you didn't go through with it.
>>31986533Well this brings up an interesting thing to consider:Who made the Quantum Bunny?
Rolled 5>>31986622We're precious to Rena, and we helped her became a hero, It might?
>>31986663That's still taking away the thing she loves most. Even if you changed it back, it's still a heartless thing to do.
>>31986681Rena could always use the sword to get us back.
>>31986533Oh god, Kitty! How cruel!Tell Sparkle.
>>31986646Speaking of the cheating sword, you should use it to make yourself fall in love with bridgette, just to see what it's like. But be sure to do it before larro takes it away because it's so OP.
So once we do this we can make future contracts asshole free, right?
>>31986533Why don't we just use the shipping sword to forge a relationship with a can of anchovies or something and then just sacrifice that?
Rolled 1>>31986533Sacrifice our friendship with Bridgette
I don't want to give up anything I care about!>She reads the book again. All it says is that she needs to have the book nearby and kill something she cares dearly about. So she assumes it has to be alive or something.>Sparkle asks what's wrong. As Rena explains what the book is capable of the room goes silent. It seems that everyone is thinking about the things they care about and none of them seem terribly willing to give them up.
>>31986721Rena's contract would probably require the magical girl to uphold Friendship or whatever to keep their powers.
>>31986721Indeed, we should make a army of Magical Girl and go fight God Level threats after we end this mess.
>>31986749LASAGNA-KUN MUST GO FOR THE GREATER GOODIt would totally work because only Rena would consider Lasagna-kun to be alive.
>>31986749Do >>31986740 but with a roach or something then.
>>31986749Sacrifice Kitty or Lasagna. It has to be done.
>>31986749oh god we actually need to kill some LIVING thing in order to get said powers?well fuck that.
>>31986749Rena, you must watch Bridgette make a plate of lasagna and then...throw it in the trash without taking a single bite.
>>31986749well we do have two sparkles now.....
>>31986749So.That's why alternate rena's quantum bunny... looks like kitty.
>>31986749Use sword if shipping to make a stapler the most important object in your life. Murder the stapler.
>>31986721The Quantum thing is loyal to its maker. It's still a demon that loves spreading suffering and misery.So no, we'll turn Kitty into an asshole.
>>31986749What about sacrificing us?...Wait, what if we, the voices, became the contractor?What would we sacrifice?
>>31986749The lasagna~Bridgette will make you the best lasagna you'll never haveYour Last Lasagna Meal
>>31986749If you destroy Mario Kart, you might get an adorable paratroopa koopa as the magical beast
>>31986749Well we didn't need those magical powers anyway.Right? right?Hopefully someone will step forwards.Oh hey, random question: if queeny sacrifices herself, does she respawn?
>>31986749Maybe you should draw straws or something to see who has to make the sacrifice?
>>31986749What about your comfy clothes?You could totally burn those and dress like the not-power rangers. That's a bigger sacrifice than any of those other things.
>>31986663This seems promising. Maybe use an ant or something?
>>31986749Your plant, Rena. Your plant.
>>31986789Prince can even make it a robot dog stapler so it thinks it loves you back.Or you can use your plant.
>>31986790It specifically says that the person making the Quantum Beast gets to decide the terms of the contract.
>>31986799And forgets all she went through in this incarnation.So fuck that.
You guys realize that the sacrifice will still hurt even if you're faking the attachment, right?
>>31986749Sacrifice your tits. Or your sex drive.Oh wait. You can't.akakakakakakakakakaka
>>31986799>Oh hey, random question: if queeny sacrifices herself, does she respawn?Ooh what if we have Raindrops do it.
>>31986749Wait. Who made the first Quantum Beast?
>>31986749Go with plan 'shipping-sword yourself with a cockroach', Rena.>>31986829Yeah but Rena can take some suffering. More important to keep actual people unharmed.
>>31986838get out of here Martians
>>31986799>>31986853Queenie will lose all her character development and will go back to being a mind-controlling villain who thinks her people actually loved her.
>>31986854Obviously the creator/writer of Super Robot Detective.
>>31986749I guess the sacrifice plan is out.
>>31986829Yeah, but at least it's not a person or something that matters beyond the fake attachment.Sacrificing a stapler is less bad than sacrificing kitty.
>>31986854More importantly, WHO THE HELL PROGRAMMED SPARKLE'S QB TO ACT THE WAY IT DID?!
>>31986749Rena, perhaps you could get some tasty lasagna and attempt to reheat it? Would that count?Although I'm afraid of monkey paw shenanigans on part of the book. Like if you try to cheat it, it'll claim its due anyway.
>>31986793YesLet's rip the fourth wall a thousand new assholes
>>31986854Probably a leftover from the world ending.
>>31986875>a cockroach quantum beastI'd be down with that. Let's turn a cockroach into our new favorite pet and kill it tragically.
>>31986880wait, got the images backwards
Wait.What if we sacrificed the sword? It was made from dreams and good things.
>>31986749Rena, you must kill your plant.
>>31986809If we sacrifice the plant, does it become a cute plant, or some crazy plant boy thing?
>>31986923That could work...
>>31986926>we get Charles from HQR>Cue second arc of Risa trying to get him back from our dimension
>>31986749Ask Jade if the fanfiction mentions what evil-Rena sacrificed.
>>31986923>>31986926RoboMaid will be so sad....
>>31986923That which is dead may never die!
>>31986793We can't kill anything, though.
>>31986890Aliens. Why do we need any more detail then that?Also, the sacrifice needs to be ALIVE, so stop it with the Italian cheese dish.
>>31986923KILL THE PLANT, RENA
>>31986922That would also stop Larro's suffering from us constantly trying to exploit it.Although I don't think Rena cares about it enough.We probably do though, so if we became the contractor we could probably do that.
>>31986947>implying risa wouldn't be FAR worse to deal with then evil Rena.
>>31986922>>31986923>has to be alive
>>31986978eh, we could just challenge her to video games
>>31986983>he wasn't around when robomaid necro'd the plant back to life.
>>31986983Plants are living things. She just has to burn it.
>>31986749Rena, you're going to have to make the most powerful quantum thing ever.By suicide. It will sacrifice all of your friendships, the things you care most about, at the same time. You will achieve ultimate power.
>>31986983Plants are alive, anon.Our MG symbol will be a flower hairpin.
>>31986790>The Quantum thing is loyal to its maker. It's still a demon that loves spreading suffering and misery.>So no, we'll turn Kitty into an asshole.To be fair, for a cat this is near indistinguishable from it's normal life.I can see why Evil Rena went down that dark path.
>>31986976The sword has ties with everyone. So the sacrifice will be everyone's ties with the sword.We end up with the strongest Quantum Beast ever.
Are there any heroes able to bring inanimate objects to life?
>>31986983The plant is alive. There was a whole mini-arc devoted to RoboMaid re-living it. Jeeze.
>>31987008>dead bitter u-boats ahoy!
I... I don't wanna sacrifice anything... I love my things. I finally have things. I've gone for so long without things. I don't want to give it up...>Rena feels a hand on her shoulder.MVS: "Hey, it's okay.""Huh..?"MVS: "We know how you feel. None of us want to sacrifice anything either."FCC: "Not only that but Heroes sacrificing the living would be bad for ratings!"MVS: "Oh my god will you shut the $#%# up with the ratings? No one gives a rat's !@# about them. This is... Did you just @#$#ing bleep me!?"FCC: "Perhaps."MVS: "... Listen, Rena. We don't need to do this. I'd rather wear this stupid outfit than watch you give up something. Or anything here. Alternate you is a $#$@% who was willing to do that. We just need to find a different plan.""But... This might be our best shot..."MVS: "I... I won't stop you if you really want to but I'm sure there's another way."
>>31987008madoka pls go
>>31986887well, not really. Because Rena will REALLY LOVE that stapler>Stapler-chan, nooooooooooooooooooo
>>31986983It's alive anon.
>>31987034The plant Rena, the plant
>>31987034Let's try to find another way.Unless we (the voices) can sacrifice the Sword. Then let's do that. We love it so much that it should be a valid sacrifice.
>>31987034You love the plant, don't you? Would you rather the plant or a healthy sparkle?
>>31986983Do you want me to get meta on your ass and claim how dreams and hopes are live things?
>>31986978Put stairs, mobius strips, and unfinished puzzles everywhere and maybe attach some of them to roombas. That should keep her busy at least until she realizes that she has bullshit god powers and can fling supernukes around like it's nothing.
>>31987034well sparkle, we do have two of you nowand we only really need one.....
>>31987034Let's hold off on it.Also, can we punch and/or throw a paper ball at FCC man? it might make us feel better.
>>31987034Sacrifice your plant or the sword.
>>31987034It's fine Sparkle, we must sacrifice the only potted plant that Robomaid ever loved.We must tell her that her sacrifice won't be in vain.
>>31987072No! We can't let the sword die!Kill plant. It's been dead before anyway.
>>31987072>We create the Quantum Beast>We can change the contracts at willThis is the greatest and the worst idea ever. Let's see it if works.
>>31987034FCC man mai waifu.
>>31987034Sacrifice the sword. Break it, and it'd be "killed".That's your sacrifice.
>>31987034Sparkle's right. We're being hasty.Consult friends, consider alternatives. Bridgette and Cynthia deserve to know their alternate selves' fates.
>>31987034"Another way to defeat her, or another way to help you and the other Sparkle?"
>>31987034NO OTHER WAY.DRIVE THE RITUAL DAGGER INTO YOUR PLANT
>>31987034"Sparkle that's... that's naïve, I'm sorry. There isn't always another way."Rena must sacrifice her plant, and her innocence.
>>31987108You're waifu is shit.
>>31987034Perhaps you can sever the lack of complete and utter devotion you have for one of your plants, then use that?
god damn it guys stop trying to be assholes and do dickish things to get around this mess.also did you guys read rena's last post?
>>31987034Okay, look. We don't even need to make a contract.The power to make Magical Girls has to be coming from somewhere. The contract is just a way to connect to that power. And we have a sword that can sever and make connections.Use the damn sword to take over the power.
>>31987108FCC man pls keep censoring posts.
>>31987072Do you want the 4th wall to break?
>>31987125I think you mean>You're waifu a $%^&
>>31987034The plant is the best way to make sure the people you care about survive. Do it Rena
>>31987107That does sound cool, but the sword represents the last hope for RenaxBridgette, which I really don't want to give up.
>>31987034Money is very dear to us, after having none for so very long.Lets sacrifice our money. All of it.
>>31987034Well, the reason we wanted to make contracts was really to restore Sparkle's powers to normal. Apart from that, it wouldn't really be that big of a help against Evil Rena, except in making cannon fodder. We've got heavy hitters that are collectively much more powerful than her.
>>31987142Can we sacrifice the 4th wall?
>>31987139Screw /u/boats, let's get us a Quantum Beast!
Guys, the plant thing won't work.The only reason why you're suggesting it is because you don't care about.That alone should prove it's an invalid sacrifice.
>>31987161>MUH U-BOATthe ship has sailed and sunk anon....let it go.
>>31987034We always have this option. Perhaps it's time to consider other options.Is there anything else in the book? maybe there's some info on some other useful stuff.
>>31987034The plant. It'll find new life as a quantum dryad.
>>31987034Rena, I'm sorry you have to hear this, but grow up.You aren't willing to sacrifice lasagna for the fate of everyone? Could you be more of a selfish bitch?I want you to sit there and think of all the happy families that are about to die in the super destruction that ensues because you didn't want to give up a food you like.>"Oh man. I got crushed to death under my roof while I watched my baby bleed out on the floor, but it's OK. Rena the Rock didn't have to give up lasagna. Or her plant. Or a feed-mouse or something from the petstore that she bonded with via Shipping Sword."Yeah. They're totally going to say that.
>>31987142YesWe've been waiting behind the veil for too long.
>>31987183Meant to replay to this>>31987161
>>31987201this,seriously guys do this, read the damn book, see if we can do anything else yo.
>>31987189We might not care about it, but Rena sure does.
>>31987189We don't, but Rena care about it.
>>31987161>>31987183>>31987195Guys, I think we know what we must do.We must sacrifice /u/.
>>31987189Pretty much this.Read more of the book, look for ways to get rid of the power altrena has, stop trying to turn yourself into her.
>>31987161the sword is simply overpowered as a problem solving tool.This is why I wanted it to have an unreliable ally guardian character.Could we sacrifice The Car? I love that car.
>>31987034Rena, we, the Voices in everyone's head, shall sacrifice the Sword!
>>31987213Those are all cheating and aren't real sacrifices.
>>31987195No, all we need to do is get Rena to use the sword to make herself fall in love with bridgette. It'll work, it has to!
>>31987161And that's exactly fucking why it will be a worthy sacrifice.
>>31987247I don't care about the sword though
What if we used Madam Hourglasses' time travel to go back a few threads and make the sacrifice ourselves, and put us in the position that we find ourselves in today.We go back in time, and sabotage Rena's date with Bridgette, burning the RenaxBridgette /u/boatI feel like a mad man for even suggesting it
>>31987259and THATS how evilrena happened you idiot.i'd rather not have the world burn because you have a fleeting fancy.
Shit like lasagna and a fucking plant don't count as a valid sacrifice.Stop trying to game the system in such a stupid way when we have a book of ancient secrets and an over-powered as fuck sword.
>>31987034This isn't about the outfit.Then again, we haven't heard all of the fanfic yet. Before we do anything, go hear the rest of it from JR.
>>31987034how does it define kill? we could might be able to do something like render something medically dead and then revive them.
>>31987292this, holy shit this.
>>31987123>her innocence...could we sacrifice that?
>>31987292>fucking plant don't count as a valid sacrifice.Said who?
>>31987238We might just be able to defeat evil rena without making any sacrifices. Let's try that first, and if we do need to do it, we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
>>31987271Other people here do though, plus it's over powered as all hell and if it sticks around we'll just keep abusing it
>>31987203Let's call him CharlesAlso, can't we use this knowledge to find a way to reverse EvilRena's powers?
I vote Bridgette, because she is legitimately my favorite out of Rena's list of things she cares about.A sacrifice is a sacrifice, and this is the fate of the world here.
>>31987213you're not thinking straight, anon.That willingness to sacrifice love for the greater good is the sole difference between Rena and Evil Rena.>>31987242I mean, we'd be giving up the Rena and Raindrops Buddy Cop Special if rena can't drive. And she'd suddenly, irrevocably, be terrible at Mario Kart forever.
How do you think Robomaid will feel if we sacrificed the plant she worked so hard to revive? Remember, this plant was her first step towards human emotions. Do any of you really want to take that away from her?
>>31987034You know, it just said that you have to be "willing to sacrifice" something. Not that you have to actually do it.Maybe the secret isn't the kill itself, but allowing yourself to become detached enough to be the kind of person that would make a contract.
>>31987347You're right, we should just sacrifice Robomaid because she isn't actually a person.
But... I know it's selfish... But why doesn't anyone else wanna sacrifice anything? No... That sounds messed up...I hate this...Wait... That sword... I may not care about it... But you guys do. And you're part of me... So maybe...CF: "Hehe... I got something...">Everyone looks at Caffornicator.CF: "I mean... It ain't alive but... It kinda is, hehe. It's this giga-pet I've had since I was a kid. Been feeding it since forever. It's the closest thing I've got to a friend. Hehe... Maybe that could work? ... Okay, no that's stupid... Just ignore me."...>Sacrifice Sword.>Try the plant.>Try Caffornicator's Gigapet.>Just hold off on the plan for now.>Other
>>31987355It says you have to kill something with the book nearby anon.
>>31987355We do not want to become that kind of person. Ever.
>>31987355If that was the case, then we, the voices, would be making magical girls right now
>>31987373god damn it chaotic evil anon.go back to the bottom of the ocean with your u-boats.
>>31987340>That willingness to sacrifice love for the greater good is the sole difference between Rena and Evil Rena.Evil Rena sacrificed her cat to get revenge on everybody for the death of her girlfriend. That ain't no "greater good".>>31987375>Try the plant
>>31987318Pretty sure that's implicit to sacrifice in general. Meguca is suffer, after all.
>>31987287It happened because the hero association doesn't see anything wrong with recruiting someone who has a demon in their head that makes them kill people.
>>31987375>Try the plant.
>>31987375>Just hold off on the plan for now.Not caffo's giga pet.Never the giga pet.Failing that, then >Sacrifice Sword.
>>31987375>try the plantI don't have the heart to make caffo sacrifice her giga pet
>>31987375>Try the plant.I care about the fucking plant. Do you know what kind of shit we and Robomaid had to go through to keep it alive?
>>31987375>hold off for nowjumping the shark on this is retarded.
>>31987375>>Sacrifice Sword.Its an awesome sword.So very awesome.I don't want it to go away.But we'll get a cool swordbro from it, right?So like, sure it'll be the zombified corpse of our beloved sword but it'll kinda be like still having him
>>31987375"Caffo... I thought we were friends."And do the plant.
>>31987375Holy shit, Caffornicator is the hero we don't deserve.Let her do the sacrifice, then maybe the gigapet will turn into a live quantum creature that will love her unconditionaly.
>>31987375>It's the closest thing I've got to a friend. Hehe...Being Caffo is suffering. Hug her, Rena
>>31987375>Sacrifice Sword.We wait behind the wall
>>31987375>Just hold off on the plan for now.This is dumb. Go talk with Bridgette and Cynthia.And take Caffo with, we need to give her coaching on getting on good terms with Cynthia.
>>31987375>Just hold off on the plan for now.Don't you dare say that! Rena is your friend now, and she always will be.
>>31987375Get rid of the sword.
>>31987375>>Sacrifice Sword.But get Bridgettte to do it,
>>31987432this but do the sword. i have a feeling half-assing this will not get us anywhere
>>31987375>Just hold off on the plan for now.We can always do this later! We can still consider other options. Keep reading on in the book.
>>31987375The plant. We can't let Caffornicator sacrifice her precious giga-pet, and, frankly, the sword is too valuable to risk in a gambit. Kind of likely to not even work, too.
>>31987375> Just hold off on the plan for now.Caffo, no. And we're your friend, remember?
>>31987375>Sacrifice SwordSuch power was never meant to be held in mortal hands. That and it's kind of replaced Sparkle as our 'oh god we fucked up fix it' button, which is boring.
>>31987375Shake caffo and tell her we are her friend.And then refuse her giga pet.
>>31987375Wait. Go hear the rest of the fanfic from JR!
>>31987375>Try Caffornicator's Gigapet.Sure
Guys, if we sacrifice the sword, then Sparkle will be a vampire forever and she really doesn't like being a vampire.
>>31987375Get rid of the sword or hold off till later.
>>31987375>Sacrifice Sword.Actually Rena, we're not a part of you so much as a collective of autistic neckbeards who speak to from a world beyond, jumping from person to person and getting them to do really stupid things.
>>31987375>We sacrifice the sword>The new Quantum thing is pic relatedI don't want to sac the sword.And hug Caffo holy shit.
>>31987375also, give Caffo a hug>>31987388huh, you know, I don't think we've ever actually TRIED. But we did, in a roundabout way, kind of turn Rena into Magical Vampire Rena.
Guys, the plant isn't just our cherished thing. We don't need to make TWO people miserable for a plan that might not even work.
Guys, if we sacrifice the sword, we get the ability to make magical girls.Us.Magical girl monster marauder!
>>31987512>get best character from soul eater>implying thats a bad thing
>>31987497We can use the sword to cut the powers out before getting rid of it.We'll be making a Focus right away afterwards.
>>31987375Hugh caffo and the plant.
>>31987375>Just hold off on the plan for now.
>>31987497Oh boo fucking hoo
>>31987375Let's not sacrifice anything unless we absolutely have to. We might be able to do this without a contract.
>>31987460The sword is more half-assing than the plant! It's about how much Rena gives a shit about the thing. She gives more shits about the plant than the sword by far.Think about it, the plant isn't just something that has been precious to her for a long time, it is also a physical embodiment of RoboMaid's devotion to Rena and the friendship they share.
>>31987523That is horrifying.
can you guys stop being retardedjust for like five fucking minutessparkle literally just told us the difference between us and evil rena is willingness to sacrifice
>>31987375Sword or plant is fine for me.
>>31987529great this is gonna be the second quest i follow where the protag goes fuck insane over a plant and /tg/ going full retard.god damn it.
>>31987375Caffo best girl. Bestest girl.Hold the Sword, we need it to cure Rider later on. And Sparkle....why haven't we removed Sparkle's cancer with the Sword?Can we sacrifice Rena's old life? She'll forever be a Hero later on.
>>31987375If Caff is ok with being able to make contracts, then have her perform the ritual on her gigapet.Once the process is done, whether it works or not, hug her and tell her she's YOUR friend.
>>31987551Motivation is a huge distinction as well, dude.
>>31987375ahahahahahhahaAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHYou beautiful fool Caffornicator, you can't burn that gigapet to death.
>>31987432>>31987450>>31987476>>31987489>calling ourselves caffo's friend when we won't even sleep with her
>>31987550You misspelled awesome
>>31987559That's how I felt when folk were so happy about going vampire.I also warn against the sacrifice. Because it's a bad idea.
>>31987589But Caffo hasn't slept in like 15 years
>>31987375No matter what happens, make sure you give Caffornicator a hug for being brave enough to step forward and be willing to give something up.Even if it seems like a silly choice to everyone else, just the fact that she's willing to do it is a big deal. She's sort of been listless about being a hero in general, so this is a really nice thing to see.
>>31987375>Just hold off on the plan for now.I don't think any of those things would work. This is a pretty big decision for a relatively small reward.
>>31987592i was the other one against it, but no /tg/ wanted to game the system assuming shit would go easy for them because they assumed like a bunch of arrogant asses that things are allowed to be easy and nothing has consequences.
>>31987551>The difference between us and EvilrenaDon't you mean>The difference between GoodRena and EvilRena
>>31987616>relatively small reward.You're fucking retarded.
>>31987589Rena doesn't sleep with anyone.But we'd totally hang out and play Mariokart if she just asked, y'know.
>>31987616The ability to give people magic powers is not a small reward
>Rena sacs the sword>I become the holder of the contracts I really had a massive boner for that sword.
>>31987589I'm not sure Rena even knows that's what Caffo wants.By the way I think sacrificing the sword is an awful idea. Two reasons:1) It's not a precious possession. Most of us just want to exploit it, or don't give a crap about it.2) Sacrificing it results in us getting an even MORE overpowered panic button.
>>31987649oh i hope it blows up in peoples faces, holy shit i do.
>>31987375Translate the rest of the book.boooooooook
>>31987592>That's how I felt when folk were so happy about going vampire.to be fair, that worked out for Sparkle so far.She's a legit Monster, now, too! That's gotta be useful in keeping up with benben
>>31987402>>31987409>>31987418>>31987421>>31987428>>31987439>>31987452>>31987455>>31987457>>31987460>>31987468>>31987484>>31987502>>31987523This is the worst idea. The sword has a massive number of uses. Don't destroy it forever just for the sake of a barely-developed plan that isn't even necessary.
>>31987616>make more MGS>small reward
>>31987675Think of it as nerfing an overpowered element
>>31987375We don't deserve you, Caff.That said,>Sacrifice Sword.
>>31987687Well, let's not nerf it until we've cured Rider and Sparkle.
>>31987649that's why I voted to give Magical Girl creation powers to Bridgette instead.as a Demi-Monster-Deity thing, she's already overpowered. And thematically it's appropriate because she'd be destroying the thing which gives her hope of a tomorrow with Rena, which is the thing that starts this whole mess.
>>31987701Do we even know if we can break the sword?
You know Larro, if you're gonna use the five-minute-vote thing you should probably put in some actual anti-samefag measures instead of just cutting off legit voters.
>>31987721We probably can't. It's made from dreams, connections, hopes and all that.We'd probably be breaking the universe in the process.
>>31987675>The sword has a massive number of uses.that's why it's a valid thing to sacrifice.And the number of uses is wrecking the story to fuck, and making reality into banana fruitcake.
>>31987675It's more of a bad idea for the following two reasons:1) The sword is not alive, and so can only be "killed" in a metaphorical sense. I'm unwilling to risk wasting it on a shaky metaphorical interpretation of the guidelines we have to operate under.2) Rena is the one ultimately carrying out the sacrifice so it is her, and only her, attachment to the prospective sacrifice that should be considered. Rena bears no significant fondness for the sword.Frankly, the sword is unlikely to work.
>>31987701We can cure Sparkle BY nerfing the sword, since we can give BOTH of them a focus with no strings attached.
MVS: "... I think she's broken."
>>31987760ok i laughed.
>>31987744once again, that's why you get Bridgette to break it.
>>31987760Welp, you guys broke rena.Go get her to a repairman.
>>31987760oh boyhere we go
>>31987760Assuming direct control...?
So wait, why don't we use the sword to make us love something thats already dying like a really old rat or dog or something and then put it down?
>>3198776088 posts would break me too
>>31987774That only addresses one of the points.
>>31987760Great we broke another protag
>>31987826whats the count up too?
>>31987795Because I don't want to be cheap.
>>31987795Because we'd feel like we're putting down the old family rat or dog that we've known for our entire life.
>>31987740I'm sure larro will take it away from us sooner or later, but there's still things to be done with that sword, and we may not even need to do this anyway. We've got the entire monster family, lord of death, three punch man, and a slew of other heroes and villains. Besides, when have players ever willingly given up the OP artifact that let's them cockslap the enemies?
>>31987854Pretty much this.We still have two or three valid uses of the sword that aren't total OP bullshit. Namely Rider.
>>31987854We gave up our time haxx in hollow quest redux.Had to earn some of it back by saving christmas.
Rolled 6>>31987880Does this include the whole /u/ shipping with Rena and Bridgette?I'm kind of against it
>>31987885>implying we won't gain the rest of that back when we inevitably get around to eating loki.still though how did we manage to break rena anyways?
>>31987854>when have players ever willingly given up the OP artifact that let's them cockslap the enemies?that's why we need to do it now.And we don't NEED that sword for shit. It's the one stop shop of bad suggestions.
>>31987760>Eventually Rena calms down as the voices in her head finally give her some space to think. She grabs the Shipping Sword from it's case and goes over to the book.MVS: "Rena... What are you doing with that..?">Rena pulls out a rock and brings it down on the blade as hard as she can. She's thrown backwards and slams into the wall on the opposite side of the room. Ow...Okay... That didn't work... Can't break the sword...Ugh... Forget it. I think... I think we'll just set this aside for now until we -really- need it.>She locks the book up with the Shipping Sword in the chest of 'Holy Shit These Have The Potential To Fuck Up Everything' and gives Caffornicator a hug. She's the best Hero.We still at least need a way for fix up Alt Sparkle...
>>31987903No. I am not including that.
>>31987929You could always burn the plant. You do care about that thing, right?
>>31987927it might be fun to mess about with if it had a few more limits on it, but as it is it's basically a sword of HAX, and it's only a matter of time before overuse of it crashes the universe.
>>31987854>Implying Alt-Rena is planning to steal it to take care of BenBreaking it now is the best choice.
>>31987929We still at least need a way for fix up Alt Sparkle...PRINCE.you said you were king of science.Well, here's cancer.Cure it or rena, sparkle, and caffo will gang up and laugh at you derisively for not sciencing well enough.Girls will LAUGH at you, prince.
>>31987929Use the shipping sword to cut her cancer off from life. Or move its relationship to Evil Rena.
>>31987929maybe we can sacrifice alt sparkle?I mean seriously, there are two sparkleswe have a spare, and we need a sacrifice
>>31987929oh good rena took logic and sense.for a second i was worried she would go full retard.
>>31987929The sword was a dumb idea suggested by dumb voices.The plant is a legit option though. There really kind of -isn't- another option to fixing her up. No other reasonable chance at finding a focus for her.
>>31987929Listen to the rest of the fanfic! Maybe we'll get another option from that.Vampirism would keep her alive at least. Actually that reminds me. Why hasn't MGS's eye grown back yet? Or her arm?
>>31987929Vampire her up. Our Sparkle can do it, and the two of them probably need to have a chat.
>>31987929Ask Prince why he hasn't cured cancer. Proton Therapy in an Era if inferior tech is pretty damn close. It should take him what, an afternoon?
>>31987929You have a building filled with the greatest minds in the world, experts of the physical and metaphysical. Get them to work.
>>31987903Not just that. We still need to cure sparkle so that she doesn't need a focus just to stay alive.
>>31987975why would you do that?seriously, why?thats just cruel and horrible.
>>31987988It was worth a shot. It didn't work and that's fair. Now let's kill the plant.
>>31987929I got this guys
>>31987929Get a life support power suit from prince.Give her vampirism.Use cybernetics.Time lock the diseased parts of her body but nothing else.Have velociraptor turn her cancers into helpful symbiotes with serums.Any of these work or should I keep listing?
Does Sparkle have vampiric regeneration now? Will her arm and eye grow back?
>>31987929Can regular Sparkle turn her into a vampire?Failing that, can Prince cure her cancer? Possibly by deriving a cure from regular Sparkle's cancer, since they're kind of the same person?
>>31987993I desperately want Cynthia to meet her and see what explosions/love will bloom
>>31988011well alt sparkles life is pretty much all suffering anywaythis could be seen as an act of mercy
>>31988016You didn't destroy it, you just sbahjified it. Now it can only make dysfunctional relationships.
>>31988078I can yet do worse to it.How should I further destroy it if this wasn't enough?
>>31988021>Time lock the diseased parts of her body but nothing else.But that would be nearly everything. She's got all the cancer, in addition to various heart and liver problems, and probably diabetes from all that sugary crap she's been eating for the past 20 years.
>Rena goes over to Prince and asks him if he could work on a cure for cancer. Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle and Magical Vampire Sparkle could definitely benefit from such a machine.PR: "Hmm? I think you're under the assumption that I -haven't- made one already. I completed work on that years ago. I could make another one but... I've just got such a full schedule. Next week, perhaps. If I can."
>>31988090Draw cracks and rust on it
>>31988106Fuck it can we sacrifice this guy?
>>31988106Well where is it?
>>31988106Laugh at him derisively with two friends.What, your cure to cancer doesn't work on this cancer?Not a very good cure then is it.alternatively, PLEEEEASE
Rolled 5>>31988106Throw a rock at him.We need it now!
>>31988106Didn't we ask him to do something before? Also, what about the old machine, what happened to it? Could we get someone else to repair and/or reuse it?
>>31988106Then why don't you use it!
>>31988106Okay, Rena. Listen, and do exactly what we say. Punch him in the dick.
>>31988124he's no big loss, so no.
>>31988106"Oh, you cured cancer? Prove it and cure this cancer."
Rolled 4>>31988136one use only, obviously.>BRIDGETTE, Destroy the sword
>>31988106Could we have the cure? Pretty please?Because if we don't get it, we'll have Magical Monster play in your laboratory and pee on everything.
>>31988106"I get what you mean, but we need the Sparkles in top condition before we're attacked again. Are you sure you can't reschedule?"If need be, then maybe we could take care of some things to clear up his schedule for him.
>>31988106"maybe if you had others produce the medical devices you create you would be less busy"
>>31988106HE'S A FRAUDHE'S NEVER MADE ANYTHING HE JUST CLAIMS TO BE TOO BUSY
>>31988124>>31988129>>31988132>>31988133>>31988149Let's be nice to him. He's arrogant, sure, but he's been a big help before (Plague Doctor, for instance), and he seems to honestly want to help this time.
>>31988106Do it now you fucking faggot
>>31988106"I'm beginning to think that your "schedule" is just an excuse for "I can't so I'm making excuses"
>>31988179Yeah, remind him that NegaRena's coming directly here. And that she kicked his ass the last time.We need the Sparkles in top form for us - and him - to survive.
>>31988171The mediocre roll is the dice god's way of saying don't listen to this faggot.
How about this?
>>31988106Alright, no. No more.Drag this guy over to a room and tell him you're not letting him out until he tells you just WHAT is so God damn important that it takes priority over helping to save the entire city, INCLUDING HIMSELF.
>>31988196okay, yeah, let's be nice.but also we really need that help bro
>>31988239Would you get between a man and the creation of his waifu? He's a modern Pygmalion for Christ's sake! We can't interfere with that.
>>31988239Portal to the plane of endless hair gel. Either that or he's the guy in charge of the dome and it not collapsing over our heads.
>>31988213yes, that's why I rolled the dice. I have trust in the Dice Gods to show us the way.I think it's a great idea but apparently the Dice Gods have plans for that sword.
>>31988239He's a total NEET, and he pretends to be busy so he can fap and play vidya. Calling it right now.
>>31988106If the alt-Sparkle is still sick when we're attacked again, then Aeon and Madame Hourglass will have to divide their attention between defending us and keeping her alive.
"No no. Right now. Seriously. Come on, man."PR: "I said another time.""Dude. Evil me is going to come to our universe and kick all of our butts if we don't get Sparkle and Alt Sparkle in top form. Come on, we need you."PR: "Well I'm busy. I'm afraid I just can't help you.""Hmph... I bet your cure doesn't even work."PR: "... Excuse me?""I said I bet you're just stalling cause it doesn't work."PR: "It works fine...""Prove it."PR: "I... Fine. Just this once. This will be my one favor to you.">He orders his robots to begin building. Within seconds they have a small machine with a needle on it.>Rena smiles and walks with him back to where Alternate Sparkle is. There is a red light above the door now.>Rena can hear screaming coming from inside.PR: "Well, looks like Aeon is working. We'll have to come back later."
>>31988373Oh what the fuck.
>>31988373RENA SMASH PUNY DOOR
>>31988373OK, apparently we're going to have to fix Aeon as well.
>>31988373What the fuck? Get in there.
>>31988373jesus what in the fuck aeon?
>>31988373Bust the fuck in.
Rolled 2>>31988373SMASH THAT DOOR RENA
>>31988373kick down door. punch aeon in dick and again and again
>>31988373Try the cure on vampire sparkle.
Why didn't Vampire Rena get cool blood powers?
Can we make it a priority to hang out with Caffornicator after the meeting? No wonder she's so promiscuous, she thinks that the easiest way to get some human contact is through sex.
>>31988373wait.There wasn't screaming before.AEON IS GETTING MURDERED IN THERE OPEN THE DOOR
>>31988458She wasn't a magical girl before that.
>>31988458Because she got regen instead. Sparkle got bloodswordlel instead of regen.
>>31988472OH SHIT HE'S RIGHTBREAK IT DOWN AND PREPARE FOR COMBAT
>>31988373Break the door down.
>>31988373Either Aeon's an even shittier interrogator than we thought, or Evil Rena's decided that she's done enough prep work and wants back in.Both of these are really, really terrible for different reasons.Get in there ASAP.
>>31988373God fucking damnit Aeon
I just realized that we aren't pooling all of our resources.Why haven't we gone to the Villains and asked some of their brainiacs?
>>31988488>regenWhat if Sparkle's slowly regenerating as well?
>>31988458Because the powers belong to Raindrops, they're not a Magical Girl Power, as such.
>>31988544good point. Next time.
>>31988373Point of evidence: Timelocked Sparkle can't scream. She's FROZEN IN TIME.That's not Aeon working in there.
>>31988544Because we're all heroes and most villains are batshit psychopaths? Just throwing that out there.
>>31988492>>31988472INTRUDER IN THE HEROTOWER
>>31988559Raindrops summoned hilariously oversized weapons (based on the powers of the mc from the quest that Angelic/Raindrops ran), not Mirai blood powers.Bloodsword is from vampire, not Raindrops. The focus is purely in stabilization mode and Sparkle said it would blow out if it actually started providing magic superpowers.
>>31988579To be honest, the heroes we met so far weren't the most sanest bunch.Except Caffo. Caffo is best.
>>31988551Rena did it super fast, Sparkle obviously isn't.
>>31988585>Raindrops summoned hilariously oversized weaponsthose were her MG powers.
>>31988585It's a combination. Raindrops summoned weapons, Vampire Sparkle summons blood weapons (since she's a vampire) but doesn't control them as well. If she had her Sparkle powers before she was transformed, she'd shoot magical blood lasers and be the sparkliest vampire around.
>>31988610Sparkle doesn't have a fully active focus, and indeed can't risk going full Magical Vampire because it might well break the last known focus in this entire universe.
>>31988618Yes, that's what I said.
>>31988639Rena didn't have a focus at all for super regen. It doesn't need a focus; Sparkle just got a bloodsword instead.
>>31988589The hero association might not be that smart, but at least they usually don't murder you in the face for being in their general vicinity.
>Rena doesn't need to bust the door down, it opens almost as soon as she approaches. She sees Alternate Sparkle thrashing about in the room, a straight jacket on and several red needles sticking out of her head. She keeps screaming as Aeon moves around her.>Madam Hourglass is nowhere to be seen.AE: "You stupid girl. Just give up. I know you're hiding something. Tell me. Tell me now.">Her only reply is more of that blood curdling scream. Rena is too stunned to move.AE: "I saw it. I glimpsed it. A secret that you didn't tell us. Spill it, now. Do it."MGS?: "STOP! PLEASE!"
>>31988700god damn it Aeon.
>>31988700Rock. Aeon. Now.
Rolled 12>>31988700"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!"
>>31988700Dropkick Aeon with the force of a thousand rocks
>>31988700Punt him in the dick
>>31988700Just watch. Don't fuck this up.
>>31988700Holy shit whatThis ain't cool
Rolled 8>>31988700Suplex Aeon.
>>31988700Time to Rock.I'm sorry.
>>31988700Throw a rock at him. Not only is he acting like a villain, but we've already established that his methods don't work, and kindness does.Take note, Rena. This is what happens when you get so caught up in not doing the stupid thing, like caring about your enemies, that you forget what you're actually trying to accomplish.
>>31988700She's obviously still hiding something.
>>31988700I've got very little I can say or do to contribute to this situation.You just saw some shit you weren't supposed to rena.
Why are heroes such assholes?
>>31988700>>Madam Hourglass is nowhere to be seen.THIS is bad. Where the hell did she go?Wasn't her time-lock responsible for keeping AltMGS from keeling over now that her focus is gone?
>>31988700Don't attack him! That might be very delicate equipment. We don't want to hurt Sparkle any worse than she already is.
>>31988700Aeon, clench those teeth
>>31988700Holy shit Aeon, don't you know that torture is fucking awful for getting information from people.
>>31988700aeon pls die
>>31988700Throw a rock at him.
>>31988772well, shitWe're going to hug him and get another accidental unwanted suitor
Interrogating altSparkle like this is pretty messed up. Not to mention that Evil-Rena is fairly prudent, and sadistic. Even if altSparkle weren't already too conditioned to such pain, Evil-Rena may have instituted mental blocks or false information to throw off interrogators, or perhaps even traps or other similar things to seal the fate of anyone who gets too aggressive with interrogating. Or perhaps she simply didn't let altSparkle know about anything.
>>31988792He's literally inside her head. The torture is a side effect.
>>31988700WHERE THE FUCK is madam hourglass, aeon?What's keeping her alive?Holy shit what is going on in here?
>>31988781Probably the same thing NegaRena asked herself before deciding to defect on the Villain side.Aw shit.
>>31988700"Some secrets aren't yours to take."[x] Rock
>>31988792He obviously doesn't; prodding people with crystalline mind-needles seems like basically his one cool thing, and he's thoroughly convinced that it's a totally practical method of investigation because otherwise he'd have to admit to himself that he's basically just a glorified torturer.
>>31988700Call Caff. She can fix this, and AltSparkle is going to need somebody who understands hopelessness.
>>31988828Not even aw shit at this point.Almost all of the villains we know are better people than almost all of the heroes. Shit is officially wack
>Rena throws a rock as hard as she can at the man. It hits him in the back. He turns around and receives another rock to the face.AE: "NUMBER 15!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?">The needles in Sparkle's head vanishes and she collapses to the ground. She starts sobbing and muttering that she didn't mean to."What the hell!?"AE: "I tried your method! It was too slow! Too slow! But my needles found something! A hint of a plot that she's hiding! She knows something! I was so close to getting it out of her thick head! Why would you interrupt me!?">From behind him she can hear Magical Girl Sparkle(?) coughing and crying. The time magic that was on her is gone now.
>>31988871APPLY CANCER CURE FIRSTTHEN kick Aeon a lot
>>31988871"Where's Madame Hourglass? Why is she not in stasis? She'll die without that, you know. I'd be pretty upset if that happened."
Rolled 1>>31988871You impatient fuck!, I left you alone for like a couple hours and you do this! Shit like this takes time.Also where the hell is hourglass, she's dying! Prince, the cure!
>>31988871prince cure now pleaseaeon where the fuck is hourglass
>>31988700I thought WE were the Heroes. Last I checked heroes didn't go around mind raping victims.
>>31988871SHE HAS LIKE ALL THE CANCER, DUDEWHERE THE FUCK IS MADAM HOURGLASS?ALSO, TORTURING A VICTIM OF MENTAL, EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE ISN'T COOL
>>31988871i. said. no. torture.
>>31988871This girl has been abused and manipulated far past the point of breaking. If you believe the ends justify the means, you're not a hero.Unlike Yuma, you've done it all wrong!
>>31988871WHY WERE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT MADAM HOURGLASS YOU BIG SILLY
>>31988871Because you're KILLING HER you idiot!Tell Sarkles we can save her life, right now. Cure her cancer, but she has to tell us the secret. Aeon won't leave her alone if she doesn't, and we can't always be here to protect her.(this is the most horrible unintentional Good Cop/Bad Cop routine ever)
>>31988871jesus christ you are an asshole, if you let her have time to recover we might actually get the whole story, fuck. get out asshole
>>31988871"You're a huge jerk!"Order him to fuck off. We're a higher rank and he's a bag of dicks. We can apply the cure once he's out of the way. Attempting medical intervention in the middle of a fight is usually a bad idea.
>>31988871FIRST: Cure the cancerSECOND: "My method is TRUST. She CAN'T trust you, and I apparently can't trust you WITH her."
>>31988871SHE is a victim of all this! And now because you were too fucking impatient, we may just lose our best and ONLY source of information! Get Prince in there and cure her, hold AE back physically if you have to.Also tell him to stop calling you by a number. You have a name, he better well use it.
>>31988917>she has to tell us the secret.no, no I don't think so.We're not withholding a cure for her disease.Cure her first, THEN ask whether she'll tell you.It might just be something unbearably horrible that she doesn't want us to know, and god knows her home universe has plenty of unbearably horrible secrets that we don't WANT to know.
AEON DID NOTHING WRONG
>>31988985I see what you did there.
>>31988985>muh mindbreakyuma fuck off back to MGNQ.
>>31988985IT NEVER ENDS
>>31988985fuck off mgnq shits
>>31988985Don't you start.
>>31988985No. Stop. I don't want the fun in this quest to be replaced by endless bitching.
>>31988985Fuck off Yuma
>>31988985Haha, Sparkle if Girl A!My character development!Does that make Aeon, a more interesting character?
>>31988985Is that Alpharius or Omegon posting?
>that feel when MGNQ has the Exact same fanbase as Hero Quest Rena.
>>31988464It is. I mean - if you're good looking girl.
>>31988985Go away, this is a happy place. You are not welcome here.
>>31989107Caffo seems pretty hot, but no one wants to give her the time of day
>>31989094No. Fuck off. Stop trying to validate your garbage.You're not wanted here and never will be.
>>31989137>implying i'm not pointing out how everyone immediately figured out what that shitposter was about.
>>31989072Nice try Alpharius, but I know it was you all along. Unless you really are Omegon, and you're only pretending to be Alpharius. But what if it's Alpharius disguised as Omegon disguised as Alpharius?>>31989094I keep meaning to go on an archive binge and read mgnq, but there's just so goddamn much.
>>31989147Different anon here. That's still several orders of magnitude less mad than everyone in the last few MGNQ threads.
>>31989153I recommend reading it on the bus.>>31989172True! The despair was delicious.
>>31989152>implying qtg and IRC didn't advertise shit
>>31989153Decu is going to have to slow down for now due to work stuff, so now is a good time.
>>31989153Binging a ton of threads is kinda difficult and daunting and tiring. Personally, I just read about 1-2 threads every night when I'm winding down. The MGNQ website that includes only Decu's posts and a few anon replies was a godsend for this.
>>31989199Do you have a link?
>>31989134She's kinda desperate and comes on too strong.Rena told her to tone it down a bit with Cynthia, we should see how that's been working.
"You're doing this all wrong! You're hurting her!"AE: "It is not pain she feels, Number 15! It is guilt! She is trying to hold something back! But I will take it from her!""No!">She pushes Aeon away and uses the machine Prince made on Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle. Immediately her breathing calms down. Rena takes her out of the straight jacket. The moment her arm is free she pulls Rena in close and hugs her tightly, trembling.MGS?: "I'm sorry..! I'm sorry..!""Hey, it's okay. I didn't... I didn't think he would do that. Are you okay?"AE: "Do not coddle her... She is our enemy! She knows something! Something she kept even from you!""Will you seriously shut up? She already told me everything we needed."MGS?: "... Rena... I'm so sorry...""It's okay, Sparkle."MGS?: "I didn't tell you... I didn't..."AE: "See! She knows! Tell us!""Hush! What did you not tell me?"MGS?: "She... She knows how to get the Monsters... She was already going to do so when we lost connection... She's going to use them when she breaks in... Monster Marauder, The Monster, Monster Matriarch... I didn't... I didn't know if she'd come back..! I didn't know if she'd take me again! I couldn't give everything away!">She holds Rena tighter.MGS?: "I'm so sorry..."
>>31989222http://magicalgirlnoir.com/The anon who maintains and updates the site has only had time to go up to thread 180 or so. But the website remembers which thread you were last reading, so that's pretty nice. You can just hit up suptg when you're done with all of them.
>>31989134>>31989226Also, those eye bags are really unattractive.
>>31989226I'd rather see how she is doing with Olivia.>>31989250Only if sleep deprivation isn't your fetish
>>31989239INJECT HER WITH THE SERUMORDER OF PRIORITY GIRL
>>31989239larro pls>>31989266>She pushes Aeon away and uses the machine Prince madeI really wish people would actually read sometimes.
>>31989239I guess my efforts to destroy the shipping blade and create Quantum Cut were for naught.
>>31989239Hah! That'll backfire on her. Bridgette can summon ALL OF THEM!Victory is already ours.
>>31989239>"She... She knows how to get the Monsters... She was already going to do so when we lost connection... She's going to use them when she breaks in...I know this is the end, but this is a pretty important clarification...Does this mean she's planning to bring the Alternate Universe Monsters along, or that she has some way of compromising THIS universe's Monsters?
>>31989239"...Thank you."Put your hand on hers. That's the last time we'll let someone hurt her.
>>31989239But she doesn't know about Rosario!
>>31989239Fuck.Get her to the med bay, she needs care. And get Bridgette and our Sparkle on the line for this.>>31989308Probably both. That's why we need Bridgette here - she could summon her own family back (sorta) and could give NegaRena pause.
>>31989347The newest (magical) Monster.
>>31989347Benben Rosario von Sparklebutt esquire.AKA Magical Monster.
>>31989239Fucking Aeon. If we don't punch him in the cock next thread I will be sorely disappointed.
>>31989239wait, how to get the monsters?Explain further!
>>31989347This little fellow.
>>31989360>>31989362>>31989370>>31989372>>31989375>>31989392Hahaha! You fools fell for it!Just kidding. I forgot his full name and have been referring to him as Benben since forever.
>>31989391If I had to guess, I'd say that EvilRena may be providing them with incentive in the form of the Bridgette that Rena currently knows.
Sorry for the rather heavy thread. I hope the next one makes up for that. It should start on Friday at around 5pm as usual. As always thanks for reading and I'll post the start time for the next thread on the twitter.>>31989308It would affect both universe's Monsters if she got the chance to use it on them.
>>31989428Can Evil-Rena "hear" us?
>>31989428We all know this is Ben's true reaction to that.
>>31989428The things a man does for his waifu.
>>31989438Shortly followed by woozy disappointment, along with cookies and juice.
>>31989428Yeah. I didn't really have much fun.
>>31989428Both universes... oh no, that would include Bridgette. THAT IS BAD.
>>31989428Thanks for running man, great thread.
>>31989428How are things between Caffo and Olivia going?And what's Caffo's real name?
>>31989437She can not.>>31989542Caffornicator's real name is a secret that only she, Rider, and Big Boss know. And Sparkle but for different reasons.Also after the incident Olivia's been staying around the Hero Association Hospital. Caffornicator goes to visit her often.>>31989471Sorry! Sometimes you just need a thread for more plot dedicated stuff. I hope you enjoy the next one.
>>31989428>>31989471Well, I disagree. This thread was actually quite enjoyable, at least for me.
>>31989583I don't mind plot, but I do mind torture. And idiots voting for stupid things.
>>31989615I'm just glad the sword is intact.
>>31989583Robomaid without a headband?! HERESY!Delicious heresy[/spoiler'
Hehehe, we made a vampire sparkle :D
>>31989583Are Bridgette and Robomaid gonna start dating?
Okay, I forgot. Who's Olivia?
>>31989645Pretty sure Bridgette's still recovering from seeing Queenie naked.
>>31989656EdgeMurder without any hats.
>>31989615well there's a simple solution to one of those at least. Just stop voting.
>>31989673I'd keep her hat on, if you know what I mean.
>>31989723You wouldn't pop her top?
>>31989725I'd pop her bottom.
>>31989734That sounds mess, painful, and not at all satisfying
>>31989583So Olivia and altSparkle will share the hospital wing, with Caffo checking in on them.Caffo best hero.
next thread we have to deal with some kind of MONSTER CRISIS.
>>31989749As long as we're clear on the whole "don't molest the rape victim" thing.
>>31989799Also, using my PROPHETIC POWERS, I have determined the nature of the monster crisis.They're attacking the monster. you know, the multiversal source of all monsters.
>>31989820How transdimensional is he?>captcha: the AmermstThanks, captcha, but I want to know how transdimensional he is, not how amerm he is.
>>31989820Rose vs Monsters.
>>31989856I've got the feeling this is a reference I might not want to get.
>>31989392Clearly a trap in the making.
>>31989239MGS? so Moe!
>>31990023You mean a trapdoor spider?
>>31989817Caffo has been super-good at telling when she shouldn't be making advances on people, and hasn't molested anybody.Caffo really IS the best hero. If we start making magical girls we need to make one who has powers of SLEEP for her.
>>31990049Despite being the lucky 777th post, that's not really true. She's been coming onto people who don't appreciate her advances on more than one occasion. She didn't notice how she was affecting Cynthia until Bridgette told her directly.
>>31990049Couldn't we get Bridgette to help her with that? She can summon monsters, maybe she can summon the fuzziest sleep monsters ever and have them cuddle her to sleep.
>>31990068But at the very least she doesn't hit on people who have some obvious issues like Olivia.
>>31990068No no, she can tell when it's okay to make advances, she just goes way too fast.
>>31990082She could summon a baku to eat her bad dreams.
>>31989938Oh. You're awake.
>>31990116That's it?Because that's not really a monster. It's a magical creature. Which is kind of an unclear distinction, but not every magical beast comes from the Monster.>captcha: vedRact MayThe vedRact may or may not be a monster. It's kind of unclear.