Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena met with Anti-Hero as she changed her name to DeadEye, an eye laser based hero with super strength. As the two of them talked the evil Queen of the World forced Rena to participate in her 'Beach Party'.>At the party Rena saw a group of Villains and challenged them to a game of 'volleyball'. Her team won only through the bravery of Jade Revolver.>Queen of the World then terrorized the group and soon the evil beach was closed down. Rena then went to a bar and DATA EXPUNGED BY FCC-MAN.>We now join Rena the morning after.
Oh god... What happened last night...My neck feels sore...>Rena hears someone breathing beside her and turns to see Bridgette with her mouth covered in blood. The girl appears to be quite content, an expression Rena isn't used to seeing on her.Oh yeah... I forgot about that.Ugh... Never again.I'm starting to think that drinking isn't worth it. I remember someone saying it was like borrowing happiness from the next day with a high interest rate.She bit me everywhere... She's worse than her sister... At least the bites don't feel as bad.Should I just sneak out? She's pretty deep in sleep.
did you bite her all overit's only fair
>>31875198No. Go use her shower. Get all that blood off you. Maybe apply bandages.
>>31875198Snuggle up with her until she wakes up.
>>31875198Check the underpants region for bites.
>>31875198...Isn't this your house? What good would sneaking out do?
>>31875198Get up sneakilyapply blue makeuptry to make yourself look anemicget back into bed sneakily and fall asleepguilt trip bridgette
>>31875283That would be a clever prank.
>>31875198Get some ketchup and pretend like you bled to death. It'll be funny.
>>31875198Bite her back
>>31875198No. Go back to bed.
>>31875198Shower. Go out like that and people are gonna think you were assaulted.
>>31875198She bit you... everywhere~Show us the bites~
>>31875198Bite her neck to see if it wakes her up. Then go take a shower.
>>31875332how did you learn how to get in minds, cynthia?also, rena, it is fine
>>31875198>Dat BridgetteHoly shit the hnnnngh is overwhelming me!Also I don't trust that cat.
>>31875368Why don't you trust kitty?He's perfectly harmless!
>>31875198You should really ponder why the blood on you is dark red while the blood dripping from Bridgette's mouth is damn near neon red.
>>31875392Isn't that because the blood on her is thicker than the blood on bridgette?
>>31875198Wait, are you at Bridgette's apartment or your own?Did you somehow manage to take Kitty out while you were drinking and brought him to Bridgette's apartment?
>>31875198Do >>31875267 then >>31875260
>>31875198Clean up and make breakfast for the both of you
>>31875450I doubt Rena could make breakfast without fucking up.She could probably manage to burn cold breakfast cereal.
>>31875450>Rena>CookDon't make breakfast but get her an orange juice or something. Inquire about the events last night as well
>>31875422I think I'm at my own.... Yeah, I'm at my own.>>31875332Nooooooo......>>31875283Hehe... Wait, I don't have any makeup.Darn...I guess I'll just go shower, then. Wash some of this dried blood off.>Rena grabs a change of clothing and hits the showers. Like Cynthia's bites, Bridgette's wounds seemed to have healed up quickly. The warm water washes away all the aches and pains. She hears Bridgette calling out to her from outside the shower.B: "Rena?""Oh, hey. I'll be out in a bit if you want a turn."B: "Uhm, sure. Hey... About last night... Sorry for biting you. I think I got a bit carried away.""It's fine. It's mostly a blur anyway... I won't turn into a vampire, will I?"B: "Haha... No. I can't turn into a vampire. Just a vampire bat. Anyway, I wanted you to know that I had a nice day yesterday.""I did to. The beach party and even the drinking was fun."B: "Yeah... Well, I guess I'll go make some breakfast. You want anything?"All the things.>>31875450Or.... I could try my newfound cooking skills and make her something.It would be a nice surprise.
>>31875198Hope that she isn't too much like her sister and her bites don't have any weird side-effects.
>>31875567Quick, go cook her food. There's no time to d̶r̶e̶s̶s waste.
>>31875567Would it be a nice surprise, Rena? Would it? Would it really?
>>31875567Tell her to wait up, you can cook together!
>>31875567Tell her that her bat form is cute.Then cook her something ~
>>31875567just think of it as her getting payback for when you drank her blood
>>31875603She was just a bat, so it is unlikely.>>31875567Try to get a quick cooking lesson with Chef Bridgette
Rolled 10>>31875567Quickly now, go cook her food!
>>31875567Please just learn from her instead of trying on your own. It's for your own good.
>>31875567Ask for something sugary to help with the blood loss.
>>31875567Make something for breakfast while she showers. Then she can make another dish while you clean up after last night. That way, you can see how much your cooking skills have improved, and you'll have something to eat in case it goes wrong.
>>31875567Why don't you want to be a vampire? It was fun.
>>31875712Being a ghoul would be even better!
>>31875712I want the blood.
>>31875567Go cook some food.Don't bother with your clothes now, you got to be at the kitchen before Bridgette.Remember to wear an apron.
>>31875567okay, rena.you are going to try an incredibly difficult cooking task.Bacon and eggs.Eggs are easy to overdo, bacon cooked improperly is burnt or dangerous.GO.
>>31875712Vampire Rena was cool. Magical Vampire Rena was elder god tier.
>>31875567Ask her what happened last night
>>31875712the thirst for blood part.
>>31875567Yeah it's your place, try to make something. If you screw up, she'll understand.Anyway, you're supposed to make friends breakfast when they spend the night in bed with you.
>>31875712why not a cyborg vampire angel demon werewolf neko wizard?
>>31875843The thirst for blood was pure and right.
>>31875712But almost being a ghoul wasn't fun...>>31875817But my clothes are right here...>>31875698Oooh, I like this one."I'm just about done here so why don't you take a shower first?"B: "You sure?""Yeah.">Bridgette leaves the room as Rena changes back into her normal attire. She lends Bridgette some of her clothes and heads to the kitchen.>Robomaid stops her.RM: "Mistress, I can sense you are intent on cooking.""Yes I am. Haven't decided what yet."RM: "Mistress, the fire department says they won't come help us anymore.""We'll be fine."RM: "Mistress, I know it isn't in my place to argue with you but I feel the need to remind you of your last attempt at-""I got this."Now... What should I make.>Toast 1d20-1>Boiled eggs 1d20-2>Pancakes 1d20-15>Bacon and eggs 1d20-25>On second thought...
>>31875860>cyborgcyberware cuts into our essence, which decreases our magic ability>vampirewe went to a lot of trouble just to get rid of this, Rena isn't going to go for it immediately>angel, demonthese things rarely have free will, and have to obey summons and the like>werewolfew all that hair>wizardsounds good, but I don't think Rena can pull of the beard look
Rolled 11 - 2>>31875933>Boiled eggs 1d20-2
Rolled 3 + 15>>31875933>Pancakes 1d20-15
Rolled 2 - 15>>31875933>Pancakes 1d20-15How hard could it be?
Rolled 10 + 15>>31875933>>Pancakes 1d20-15can we cheat by using pancake mix?
Rolled 14 + 2>>31875933>boiled eggs
Rolled 18 + 1>>31875933>Toast 1d20-1I think success of any kind would be the greatest surprise of all
Rolled 12 - 15>>31875958moot fix the rolling please
Rolled 19 - 25>>31875933>>Bacon and eggs 1d20-25
Rolled 8>>31875933>Bacon and eggs 1d20-25Never say never. I believe in you, Rena!
Rolled 6 - 25>>31875933>Bacon and eggs 1d20-25what's the worst that could happen?
>>31875933>But almost being a ghoul wasn't fun...Ehh. You just traded one danger for a different danger. To pay for not being an almost-ghoul, you're now an almost-corpse more frequently.
Rolled 8 + 25>>31875933>>Bacon and eggsALL OUT
Rolled 14 + 1>>31875933>toastYou won't learn if you don't try.
>>31875982>doesn't understand that subtraction is really just addition with negative numbers
Rolled 20 - 2>>31875933>Boiled eggs 1d20-2Robo-maid should be able to deal with any fallout from this.
>>31875933Ensure that whatever we make, Robomaid is standing by with a fire extinguisher the entire time. If the fire department abandons us, we will have our own superior robotic fire department.
>>31876016HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>31875999This.Maybe we could become a magical girl somehow. Apparently Evil Rena figured out how to do it. Why couldn't people in this universe?
Rolled 13 - 1rolling to make everything except bacon and eggsis this the right syntax
Rolled 9>>31875933>granola with mixed nuts and berriesHealthy, delicious, and nonflammable!
Rolled 9, 12, 2 = 23>>31876096apparently not
>>31875198Definately sneak out.This is complicated enough...How do you check if a monster laid its foul eggs in you?
>>31875939>vampire>we went to a lot of trouble just to get rid of thisNo we didn't. Rena just got stabbed by that fucking cat.
why didn't anyone suggest salad?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!==================================>Several fires later and Rena sucessfully creates some toast and boiled eggs. The pancakes burned enough that Rena possibly created a new fire god. It has ascended to join her other attempts at cooking in their own version of Valhalla made out of burnt mozzarella sticks.There we go.RM: "Mistress, please leave the cooking to me from now on. I'm less flammable.""But I did it."RM: "There are degrees of success, Mistress.">Bridgette steps out of the shower in one of Rena's old outfits.B: "What smells like burning?""I made breakfast!"B: "Oh...">Bridgette cautiously steps into the kitchen and eyes her plate. The food appears edible. She settles down at the table and gingerly bites into the corner of her toast....>Seems good. She begins eating with Rena in earnest."Is it good?"B: "Mhmm... So, what's your plan for today? Any Hero stuff? Alternate universe shenanigans?""We've still got a bit longer before the portal is supposed to open up again so..."Hmm... My schedule is actually pretty clear today. Is there anything I should take care of?
>>31876214TRAINDO YOUR TRAININGDOUBLE SINCE YOU'RE FREE
>>31876214>"Is it good?">B: "Mhmm... So, what's your plan for today?Deft hand at avoiding the question, Bridgette!
Rolled 15>>31876214>Hmm... My schedule is actually pretty clear today. Is there anything I should take care of?Spend some quality time with Bridgette.Try to get her to seduce NegaRena.
>>31876214>The pancakes burned enough that Rena possibly created a new fire god. It has ascended to join her other attempts at cooking in their own version of Valhalla made out of burnt mozzarella sticks.I'm laughing so hard at this.
>>31876214"First I was going to train – you're welcome to join me if you want. After that, I dunno, probably look for other heroes or villains who could help with the Evil-Me thing."
>>31876214DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
>>31876214Obviously funtime with Bridgette.
>>31876214Well, who's got loose ends that we can help with?Anti-Hero's doing well for herself.Jade Revolver's found her career... sort of.Sparkle's got a loving family, and they seem to be alright. Maybe call just to say hello.How's Shadow Man doing?
>>31876214Spend more time with Bridgette
>>31876214Duel with Bridgette? See if she wants to start some trouble, and you stop her, get creative in the fighting? Could be good experience.
>>31876214Well, we've learned that Rena can have sexual feelings when she's drunk. Does that affect how you feel about anything, Rena?
>>31876214I've not got anything planned. You want to do something? Always down for chilling with my closest friend
>>31876214Teach Bridgette the Hero TCGShow her the fanfiction about Brigadeer and Renaldo, and ask her why they sound sorta like you and her.Put on a chef hat and tell her that you're the head chef and she is the apprentice chef, and have her show you how to make an omelette.Say you want to learn how to make an RPG Maker game and then make one about you and her beating up various badguys in dungeons and getting loot, and make all your friends play it.Go bowling with her, and then eat some hotdogs, watch a movie, and then play some fighting games.Ask her if she wants to get a pet of her own, and then go pet shopping with her.I dunno I'm just throwing out ideas, man.
>>31876214Go see Benben.
>>31876260this, ask her if she's willing to sacrfice herself for all and live all her life full of unspeakable debauchary with evil rena.
>>31876316Technically we didn't learn this, it was implied. Implied in a way that the information bounced off Rena's thick skull
>>31876360I don't remember this, can you jog my memory?
>>31876214Make Bridgette eat all the eggs
>>31876214Train and make some muther fucking money
>>31876214This is going to sound weird, but... maybe use the magic sword to bind your heart to Bridgette's? Just to see what being in love is like? Maybe we could wait until after the current crisis, so you have time to get used to it... but then again, we do have some days to go, and we might lose the sword in the battle...
>>31876260Just because NegaRena looks the same doesnt mean bridgette in any way likes her. NR's not the person she fell for
>>31876406you clearly missed things from the last thread, their night was violent not lewd
>>31876316>we've learned that Rena can have sexual feelings when she's drunk
>>31876439I guess I was reading too much into it
>>31876309Find the damn sword
>>31876416Evil Rena is objectively better than Good Rena and really did nothing wrong. I don't see why Bridgette wouldn't like her, especially since Evil Rena likes her back.
>>31876214well, usually when we have free time like this, we visit someone we haven't visited in a while.either that or go heroing.Or dick around.Hmm.
>>31876472Pinky what happened to your twintails?
>>31876472She plucked out Alt-Sparkle's eyes. Probably killed Cynthia too.
>>31876214let's check the hero monitor to see if anyone is getting spine ravaged
>>31876472NegaBridgetta is dead, so obviously NegaRena fucked up somewhere.
>>31875933>>31876214I just had an idea.What if Rena were to try to cook the people she fights? They would be guaranteed to burst into flame with those modifiers!Imagine, she'd get +15 to combat if she tried to turn someone into bacon and eggs, because they'd just combust violently!MUAHAHWHWHAWHAHAHHAHHAWHAHAHHAW!!!!
>>31876553That was AntiHero's fault. It's called a point of divergence.
>>31876509Not seeing the problem.
>>31876567When you try to use things like this to your own advantage, it tends to backfire
>>31876400That doesn't sound good. Wouldn't that be, like, mind control? Willing mind control but yeah. Besides, I do love Bridgette. She's my best friend. I would be super sad if she died.>>31876292He's fine. We talked the other day. But yeah... Most of my friends are fine now.That's good."You wanna just hang out today?"B: "Sure, I'd like that.">The two of them talk about whatever comes to mind. Rena brings up the fanfiction that's apparently been written about her. Bridgette laughs and asks where she could find it at.>As the two of them chat Rena's morpher beeps. It hasn't done that in a long time.>There's a warning sign and a notice for as many S-Class as possible to help out. The S-Class villain, The Plague Doctor, has appeared in the city's park. His newest illness is causes people to cough up all of the blood in their body.Uhm...This seems a bit above me. I'm sure someone will take it...>A minute passes but her morpher is still beeping.B: "Is that your morpher? Is everything okay?"
>>31876539she also did things with her pet cat.
Why don't we ask Bridgette to introduce us to some cool villains. They don't all seem like bad people.
>>31876603Ask Bridgette if she wants to go out for after-breakfast lunch of oceans of blood.>>31876567>tries to burn enemy by trying to cook them>makes them delicious instead
>>31876603a guy is spreading disease that makes people vomit up all their blood.It's, uh, a bit intimidating. I'm thinking.
>>31876603Go ask the Plague Doctor to stop nicely.I am sure she's cute under that mask.
>>31876603Coughing up all of your blood doesn't sound healthy for you. Do it anyways!
>>31876603Do we know anyone...WITHOUT blood?
>>31876645What if the Plague Doctor is a dog? What then?
>>31876603It's fine, rena. You don't have any blood left in your body after last night. So he can't hurt you.
>>31876603Shouldn't Rider take care of it? She can survive without a head, why not without blood?
>>31876603ask bridgette if she knows anyone without blood who is available right now.maybe that fire guy?
>>31876603>I would be super sad if she died.Remember NegaRena? You would get considerable more than super sad.
>>31876603Hey Rena, you know what's a good way to prevent yourself from coughing up all of the blood in your body?Having a certain monster drain all of the blood in your body so that you turn into a monster that doesn't need blood. At least, not blood in their veins. In their stomach, sure. But you can chow down later.>but what about turning into a ghoulOnly happens to half-vampires. Go all the way, Rena.
>>31876603"Bridgette, you wouldn't happen to have a space suit or something rated by the CDC, would you?"
>>31876672Heroes don't send their friends in to fight dangerous people.
>>31876666Then we pet it!
>>31876603Tell her you're getting a summons to fight a villain that would probably kill you. Ask if she knows any easy ways to become immune to all illnesses.
>>31876688Hear this man Rena, he speak the thrust.
>>31876688But vampires have sex drives and sex appeal
>>31876688no vampires. that's dumb.
it causes humans to cough up blood, but what about MONSTERS? borrow one of Bridgette's monsters.
>>31876767Then Rena will become the world's first flatpire
>>31876688what could go wrong?
>>31876775ask robo maid if she can just sort of... vaccuum up all the disease.
>>31876688But what about garlic and sunlight?
>>31876688So much this, come on Rena.
>>31876794implying breasts = sex appeal
>>31876603Ask Bridgette if she can transform into a monster that doesn't use blood, like a golem or something.
>>31876808Eh. Everyone has a weakness. Right now, Rena's weakness is all the blood in her body.
>>31876603>That doesn't sound good. Wouldn't that be, like, mind control? Willing mind control but yeah.Well, that's a pretty significant difference. It's not like someone being forced to be something they don't want. It's more like... willfully becoming a person that you want to be, except with magic helping you do it because you couldn't do it normally.I mean, it's up to you if you want to go through with it or not. I'm just saying.
"I'm being asked to fight someone who can make me cough up all my blood... I like my blood. Do you now a way to avoid this?"B: "Hmm... I can't think of any myself. You kinda need blood.""Maybe you could turn me into some kinda monster to help me be less likely to die from massive blood loss?"B: "No. I can't really turn people into monsters or anything."C: "I can~">Cynthia appears at Rena's window and smiles at them.B: "Holy shit! S-sis!? How did you get here!?"C: "I have my ways~"B: "We're, like, a hundred feet up!"C: "Fufufu~"B: "Why are you even here!?"C: "I could sense my dear sweet little sister was having a nice time and wondering why I wasn't invited~ So, you want to be a monster, Re~Na~? I can turn you into one. Vampire, mummy, lich, dullahan. Any monster that can create more of itself I can turn you into. I might even be able to change you back!"B: "She's not going to do that..."C: "She hasn't said anything yet~"B: "You scare the shit out of her. She's not going to let you."C: "Let her speak for herself. What do you say, Rena~?"
>>31876808And actually, if you're right and being a vampire REALLY does suck, like it makes Rena an unlikeable jerk or something, we could use the sword to cut away our vampire powers just like our half-vampire powers got cut away.
>>31876893"What monster form would make me a better cook?"
>>31876893This is a bad idea and I will not be party to this.I recommend sending RoboMaid!
>>31876893You should totally be a Ghost, Rena. Or a Spectre, or a Phantom. Then you have no blood and can walk through walls!NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
>>31876897I could've sworn we got our powers back when we killed the cat golem.
>>31876893Turn us into a Vampire!
mummies are well known for complete lack of body fluids. would be completely immune to bloodloss.
>>31876893I don't think I have the willpower to handle any of those without massive problems, cynthia. This sounds like a poorly thought out idea with many negative reprecussions.
>>31876897Larro will probably take it away because it's OP and worldbreaking.
>>31876893If you can't beat this guy you can't beat evil Rena
>>31876893Lich's are awesome if they're the type with phylactories and not the ones that are just flammable magic using skeletons.Ask her to elaborate on the lich.
>>31876893"Wait, dullahans can make more dullahans?"
>>31876893Vampire or Dullahan is fine for me.
>>31876893Doesn't she scare you a bit less now?What are the drawbacks to being a Dullahan?
>>31876893Hey, just because your sister scares the bejeezus out of me doesn't mean I don't trust her.
What monster type has the highest sex drive?
>>31876893Dullahan. You can't cough up blood without a head.Ask Bridgette if she'd like to see you in a tight leather motorcycle outfit, then ask her to keep watch of your head. Remind her that she'll have to watch your head that won't have any idea of what is going on or feel any sensations, but will also be totally alive. You're trusting her to take good care of it. Your lips will be rosy and kissable and you totally won't know if anyone kissed them so you're going to rely on her to make sure no one does while you have no idea what is happening to it.Then put a motorcycle helmet on your headless body to make people think you still have one and go take on the plague doctor.Oh, and make sure it isn't permanent.
>>31876893Ask if magical girls count as monsters because they're pretty monsterous being all perfect and girly and powerful all the time.Since the answer is probably no, AGREE to become a vampire.Also, how do dullahan "create more of itself"? I thought they were like an elemental fey or something. It's like the grim reaper making more of himself.
>>31876893I suppose ask which monster has the highest chance of changing back to normal after stopping the plague doctor.also, this is a terrible idea.
>>31876893Vampire worked last time. Let's go for it.
>>31876893"Bridgette, can you maybe just summon a monster that cleans the air or something?"
>>31876985>You can't cough up blood without a head.That sounds like a challenge
>>31876893Being a vampire wasn't so bad. We can always do that again.
>>31877004Wait, does the plague doctor count as a monster?I'm pretty sure a humanoid avatar of decay counts as a monster.
>>31876893nonononononononononoABSOLUTELY NOTand liches and dullhans don't create more of themselves you casual
>>31877008This.Also vampire.Vampire succubus.
>>31876985You absolutely wouldn't know if Bridgette holds it in her lap or brushes its teeth or plays with its hair. It would b a huge responsibility.Maybe skip out on the whole Celty thing, but being a dullahan and trusting your head to Bridgette thing seems hilarious.
>>31877008We should convince Rena to become an incubus and get /fit/
>>31877021Maybe in Larroverse they do.
>>31876917She said Monster and not God, anon. Voting for Vampire.
>>31876992In some bad wrong evil versions of the myth/faerie tales, those who have their heads taken by a dullahan become dullahan themselves.
>>31877032Dullahan sounds boring because there's already a dullahan hero.No vampire hero, though.
>>31876893"HEY cynthia, I know my monstrous manual.most of those are irreversable! And liches need to do acts of great evil!"
>>31877032>brushes its teethI can get behind this
>>31877058>And liches need to do acts of great evil!Sounds like a perfect fit for Rena
>>31877033Let's call yourself Max Power too!Vampire or Lich for me.
>>31877058Maybe she could turn you into an elf first and then you could be a Baelnorn?
>>31877044more like casualverse
>>31877095your verse sounds boring
>>31877058I feel like Rena sinks enough ships to be considered a monster already
>>31877089Elves can't make more of themselves though. It's pretty much their defining feature.
>>31877027No, succubus vampire!DOUBLE-CHARM POWERS!
>>31877111Or would it be Vampire Succubus?
>>31877107That was really good, anon.
>>31876893>You kinda need blood. Dr. BridgetteIf theres ever a heeo quest video game, this needs to be on the loading screen hints
>>31877099I bet you're one of those plebs that doesn't even enjoy reading the original Dracula.
>>31876893This is a pretty big decision... I kind of think we should just leave this to Robomaid. She's immune to disease and she's a cleaning specialist.
>>31877149yeah, that's a good idea.
>>31877149Perfect, she can clean up all the blood later!But no, that's a good decision. And I am not fond of those.
>>31876893Nah, I like not having powers. It's more interesting that way.
>>31876893Well Cynthia, you do scare the shit out of me. So I pick whatever option makes you least likely to hurt me.
>>31876893What about a lesbian?
>>31877149This is an S-Class villain and I doubt it'll be their first time fighting a robot. The guy probably carries EMP grenades on him just so nobody can just drone him to death.
>>31877149>she's a cleaning specialist.She couldn't even clean Bridgette room, specialist is far from what she really is, and Vampire sound really good.
>>31877149>>31876893"Robomaid, can you turn into a space suit or something?"
>>31876893Possibly becoming stuck as a monster seems like a bad idea.I mean, what if you get stuck as something that won't be able to taste lasagna?
>>31877186>more like wirelessly transmitted computer viruses count as diseases too
>>31877149Is Robomaid strong enough to take on an S-Class?"She's scary but I trust her. I think..."C: "I'm trustworthy..." She says as she pouts a bit.B: "..."C: "Come on, Rena~ It's totally reversible~"Actually we do have that sword still, huh? The one that cuts out things? So we could just cut out the powers or curse when I'm done using it. If it goes right maybe this could even be a sorta transformation thing..."Maybe a vampire would work... Are you sure this is safe?"C: "Of course~ What sort of ulterior motive could I have for wanting to turn you into a cute little monster girl~ None at all. Even the thought of it is silly~ So, what do you say~?">Robomaid stays back with her usual blank stare.>Bridgette has a concerned look on her face as she watches Rena.C: "Well~? Come on, I can't hang around forever~"I could do this... Orrrrrrr send in Robomaid. She'll pretty much do whatever I say.
>>31876893>dat Ara~chnid form.What about a Golem? It's thematic for Rena and it has no blood too.
>>31877210Lich with a golem phylactory.
>>31877210Viruses, Rena!Don't let Robomaid get infected.Become a Vampire.
>>31877210Vampire, Vampire. Robomaid against a rank S is a bad move, do you want to destroy your friend, Rena?
>>31877210Become a vampire!
>>31877210Robomaid is way outclassed. A vampire is your best bet, and Robomaid can come along as backup.And besides, you can sever your desire for blood if it all goes wrong!Just make sure Cynthia turns you into a cute monstergirl.
>>31877210That is the face of a trustworthy friend!It's vampire time!
>>31877210RM would get scrapped. Vamipre Rena is GO!
>>31877210Does being turned into a vampire involve Cynthia biting you? Because if so Bridgette should get to bite you too, to be fair. Sisters share, and all that.
>>31877210Become a vampire magical girl and take Robomaid with you since she needs to be more social.
>>31877210[X] Vampire Hero RenaRobomaid will probably get a computer virus that makes her puke 1's and 0's. Or worse, 2's.
>>31877210Do it and have Robomaid back you up. Team fight!
>>31877210Trust in Cynthia and go full Vampire, Rena.
Why would a vampire have no blood?Also doesn't becoming one still involve eating someone elses blood?
>>31877210sit there with your head in your hands looking at the pager a while.ask if there's any monsters that can put blood back into people
>>31877210Don't be a big babby Rena just go pelt this chump villain from far enough away that he can't infect you with his foul disease.You don't need Robomaid to fight your battles or to be in Cynthia's debt over some dick spreading a bad cough.
>>31877190L-lewd!>>31877215Golems can't replicate.>>31877210Become a vampire.captcha: rylesbo bolts
>>31877210Shit. Well. Fuck. Let's be a monster.
>>31877288Vampires need other people's blood because they're undead and don't produce their own.
>>31877272>Or worse, 2'sHideous!We better make sure Robomaid stays out of trouble then. I'll second this.
>>31877210Whether or not you decide on this being the best course of action, a vampire is a really, really bad idea; he's making people cough up all of their blood.Remember your compulsions when you were only mostly a vampire? Now imagine you have to fight off an S-Class while they're in overdrive because of coughed-up blood everywhere.
>>31877210Do a quick check on how the other heroes are doing. We need to be informed when making a decision. Also, does the villain have any powers listed besides plague spreading?As for transforming... this is the same person who tried to force you to be Bridgette's girlfriend by threatening to murder you. Unless we have a good reason to think she's changed. I wouldn't trust her if at all possible.However, we shouldn't send Robomaid in without backup. Is there a convenient way for us to get a hazmat suit, or anything like that? We could upgrade our own super suit, if the upgrade system is fast enough.
>>31877210don't become a monster againjust go fightthis is what you've been training for!
>>31877210Vampire, what could possible go wrong?
>>31877307Which means losing all our blood would be even worse since we can't actually make more ourselves!
>>31877210Accept the vampire transformation, ask bridgette to help change us back should shit go wrong
>>31877210We all know she wants to turn us into a monster because Bridgette can control monsters right.She wants to give either herself the ability to control us, or the temptation for Bridgette to control us.Just so so we're all clear on her ulterior motive.And also, VAMPIRE!
>>31877210Tell them who you're going after - Get confirmation that the plague won't affect your new monstery form.Besides, you don't wanna lose Robomaid, she's your friend too.
>>31877345We'll just be really thirsty.
If Rena gets turned into a vampire she should bite Bridgette to get some of her blood back.
>>31877272Going with this.
>>31877210Send in Robomaid. You of all people should know that ratings aren't anything more than the surface of what a hero or villain can really do; S-rank because of powerful plague abilities doesn't mean he can actually take on someone immune to his best trick.If Robomaid fails... well, then we'll do what we have to. But give her a chance to be a hero.
Hey Larro, thanks for running. Whenever I'm feeling depressed this always seems to cheer me up. You're an awesome guy
>>31877210Vampire Rena please.
>>31877375So all it ever took to defeat Plague Doctor was a robot? And nobody has ever tried this in the history of Plague Doctor's career?Hell, the fucking Bossman could be Plague Doctor if that were true.This is S class, man. Obvious weaknesses have been rendered irrelevant due to preparation and experience. The only way to be them is to fight them with something unexpected.
>>31877210Send Robomaid. He's S-Class because he makes people sick. She's literally his ultimate nemesis.
>>31877210Do we know how this disease is transmitted? Have all the victims physically contacted each other, or infected bodily fluids? Or could it be airborne?
>>31877407>This is S class, man. Obvious weaknesses have been rendered irrelevant due to preparation and experience.Rena's experiences as an S-class beg to differ.
>>31877442Well, Rena often gets in circumstances that lead to the avoidance of a straight up fight.
Since Rena is an S-class, how do we get Bridgette to be classified as an M-class?
>>31877442Is anyone other then Rena a wimp? She's an exception, probably got boosted to S-Class because she's so popular on TV.
>>31877210It's the middle of the day. If we become a vampire now, we won't be able to help out until nightfall.
>>31877479Just tell her to summon MMA and use him to break stuff, she would become instantly one of the rank S.
>>31877210Just remember, Vampires can't eat garlic bread and lasagna.
>>31877568Lasagna doesn't need garlic and garlic bread is gross anyway
>>31877568And nothing of value was lost.
"Alright, let's do this. Vampire. That will make me safe from him, right?"C: "Of course. You'll be immune against disease~ Now, hold still~"==================================>Rena runs to the city park. Her speed has nearly tripled thanks to her suit and her previous workouts. She's even faster than when she was a half vampire. This speed plus her new limited flight lets her reach the park in only a few moments.>There's blood everywhere but Rena, having already drunk her fill from Bridgette, isn't tempted. Instead she searches for her target. Her keen eyes spot him in an instant. She run up to the man and points at him."Stop being evil!"PD: "... You're Rena the Rock, correct? Amazing. My newest plague should have you dying and yet... Here you are. I am impressed. You are the only S-Class to show up today. Let's put on a good fight, hmm?">His current powers are listed as Disease Making, Super Strength, Immunity to Illness, and Enhanced Endurance.>The two of them stare at each other, waiting for the other to make the first move.
>>31877602Oh god, is this guy a vampire too?
>>31877602>>His current powers are listed as Disease Making, Super Strength, Immunity to Illness, and Enhanced Endurance.Call him cute.
>>31877619No, he's the Plague Cocktor
>>31877602why, uh, are you plagueing people?
>>31877602viciously rape him
>>31877630This, but take the mask first.
>>31877602Throw a rock at him!Break his mask and he should lose his immunity to disease.
>>31877602Is your nose as big as your mask's?
>>31877581>>31877582Vampires can't eat solid food. Liquid diet only.Also, proper, home made garlic bread. Not the store bought stuff, but real, actual garlic bread.Try to tell me you don't like that
>>31877602The only S-class? What lazy bums! That was a general alert!
>>31877602Explain that we would really rather he NOT fight anyone, preferably release a cure to his plague, and give up his evil ways.Why is he doing this, anyway? Doesn't the world suck enough without killing tons of people?
>>31877602Make like you're about to throw a rock, then run up and punch him with it. He obviously knows about you so we have to surprise him.
>>31877602Give him a bowl of soup, sickness hate chicken soup
>>31877602Rena. Rena. Remember, vampires only drink blood. YOU CAN'T EAT LASAGNA ANYMORE, RENA.
>>31877668This and ask why he don't just use his plague to kill the monsters outside of the cities.
>>31877619He could be a lich or some other kind of zombie.>>31877602Throw a rock at his mask!>>31877660There is nothing stopping a vampire from eating solid food. In fact, there are certain kinds of solid food made out of (animal) blood.Take blood sausage for example. I'm sure that's Rena's favorite food right now.
>>31877602So he's a Mighty Glacier type. Rena, you've been training your speed and agility, and you've got a suit that enhances it. Use your mobility to your advantage. Stay out of his reach and wait for an opening.If possible, don't use all your speed immediately. If he underestimates you, he won't come up with a clever countermeasure.
>>31877602>but Rena, having already drunk her fill from BridgetteI wonder if Bridgette enjoyed that?
>>31877602Wait, what time is it? Aren't we going to burn to death in the sun?
>>31877688>>31877660Monster Master will reverse this though, right? This isn't permanent, right? ...Right?
>>31877718>implying the sun still exists
>>31877729she SAID she'll reverse it.if she doesn't, we'll cry.
>>31877602Ask him why he's being a jerk to random people.
>>31877712These have probably been some of the best 2 days of her life so far. Maybe even right up there with getting that first +Cynthia was definitely jealous.
>>31877602Throw a rock at him!
>>31877602>Immunity to IllnessWow. The Plague Doctor could be the key to the cure for all the known diseases of mankind.Now I'm thinking that his/her villain motive might be to cull those who are weak to his/her plague, so that only the strong are left.>Action: Engage in banter.
>>31877729We have an S-Class artifact that is quite possibly the most powerful thing on the planet. If she won't do it, we'll just cut it out.
>>31877779I thought Rider had that at the moment.
>>31877729>her speed has nearly tripled thanks to her suit and previous workouts. She's even faster than when she was a half vampire>new limited flight>probably stronger than when she was a half vampire>almost certainly has improved night vision>almost certainly has the ability to turn into a bat>probably has the ability to do Dracula things like turn into mist or a large wolf>gets to suck Bridgette's blood>can hang out with Bridgette as a vampire bat nowWhy reverse it? Embrace being a member of the children of the night. Hang out with Bridgette and get wasted! Fight crime! Be Batman!
>>31877718The one outside of the dome? I'm fine."Seriously. This is messed up. Why are you doing this anyway?"PD: "It's a test. A test to see if we can survive. So far I'm the only one who can stand these illnesses. Well... You and me, it seems.">Rena watches the man. He doesn't make a move. She pulls a rock out of her pocket, ready to throw it at a moment's notice.>>31877688.... Why would you bring that up now!?>The Doctor reacts on her moment of distraction. Even though he doesn't have super speed it seems that S-Class's definition of normal speed is fast enough. He slams his fist into Rena, needles sticking into her stomach as it connects, and sends her flying. She flies through several trees before landing in a building, bringing the structure down.Ow... That seriously hurt...>The man is still standing there, unmoving.>Rena gets a text.>MGS: Are you fucking up again?
>>31877824B-but the Italian food
>>31877847Ask him for a timeout and text back "no im good"
>>31877824I kind of wonder if Rena becoming a monster isn't Bridgette's moment of truth like alt-Bridgette's death was to EvilRena. The turning point that triggers her descent into Evil.
>>31877847Are those fangs?Text back to Sparkle that you can handle it, the battle's only just begun.
>>31877847'...Maybe, give me a minute to be sure'
>>31877847text back "Ask Cynthia, we switch monster positions"
>>31877847Text back: Only a little!Bite him!
>>31877847>yBeat him up. See if he can stand up to the illness of being punched in the face.
>>31877847Bite him and drink his blood.Then call him cute.
>>31877847>a little!>we'll see!throw the rubble you are lying in at him. Also, remove the needles.
>>31877847Oh great, thanks for that distraction >>31877688Don't listen to him, Rena. You can still eat just about everything. You can substitute other things for garlic. Green onions should work. Chives too.Now get up and show Plague Doctor the true meaning of speed!
>>31877847>text back "shut uuuuuuuup">fite better
>>31877847Inform Sparkle of your new vampirism
>>31877847Send a text back: "No. ...Maybe."
>>31877847Tell her to stay away unless she's immune to disease.Rena you better take this guy seriously. Throw a BIG ROCK. Also you should be faster than him, your suit is speed-specialized!
>>31877847>ttyl fighting plague doc
>>31877847Why not? Perhaps you should've thought out the consequences first.
>>31877824well first of all Rena isn't gonna give up lasagnaSecond this is based off onepunch man, who only got so strong because he improved himself as a human. If Rena takes a shortcut like vampirism she'll never gain saitama level power.
>>31877847"Well, if your goal is to have people able to survive, why not make vaccines?"
>>31877926If the Plague Doctor is skilled enough to make diseases that cause specific effects, then it is possible that he could have enough working knowledge of genetics to have made some modifications to himself to make him super strong and fast.
>>31877940And? Rena really don't need, want or even train enough to attain Saitama's level of power.
>>31877953You obviously don't understand Darwinian thinking, Anon.Rena should tell him that pure Darwinianism is incorrect and it's not the "fittest" that survive, but whatever is able to pass on their genes, no matter how crappy those genes are.Like the Dodo. "Survival of the fittest" wasn't something that bothered the dodo for millions of years.
>>31877962kthere's still the lasagna issue
>>31877847This is actually good. Try to lead him somewhere away from civilians.>MGS"I'm fighting Plague Doctor, since no one else bothered to.">Doctor"But why make the illness deadly? You could still see if people were affected if it just gave them the sniffles or something."
>>31878002Bridgette eats lasagna, Rena eats Bridgette
>>31878002Depend entirely in how much Rena likes the taste of blood.
>>31878002http://italianfood.about.com/od/bakedpasta/r/blr0084.htmWhat lasagna issue?
>>31878011>Bridgette complains her neck is sore from constant feedings.>Bites get lower.>And lower.
>>31877847This man just gave you rocksGive them back with gusto
>>31878011>>31878029>>31878037guys, she's not staying vampireI know you wanted itI'm sorry
>>31877847no, we can't survive the illensses.We're temporarily dead.
>>31878057>lasagna gets shot down with non-garlic lasagna recipe>vulnerability to sunlight gets shot down by Rena herself>"GUYS WE'RE GONNA TURN BACK, STOP HAVING FUN BEING A VAMPIRE."Being a vampire is awesome. You're gonna have to deal with Rena's sexy new fangs.
>>31878057>>guys, she's not staying vampireAre you Larros? Because otherwise you can't say that she will stay or not as a VampireAlso, go fuck yourself with your "no fun allowed" bullshit.
>>31878083>>31878097stop acting like everyone agrees with you, anons.I've been silent about it up 'till now, but you're starting to be annoying asshole.
>Rena replies back 'ttyl fighting plague dr.'>MGS: WHAT.>Rena jumps back into the arena. There's no one else around but her and the Doctor."You know this is wrong. If you want to help people survive maybe make vaccines or something."PD: "I don't. I simply want to see if perhaps there are other stronger people out there that can withstand my plague. Even the S-Class are somewhat affected. You are the first to be immune. This is fascinating. I think I'll take you back to my lab.">Rena pulls out a big rock.=================================>The fight lasts for over an hour. Each of them have been slowly whittling the other down until eventually they both stand apart from one another, gasping for breath.PD: "Impressive.""I'm... Ow... I'm Rena the Rock. It'll take more than needles and some blood loss to take me down."PD: "I had assumed those Hero idiots were simply trying to push merchandise like they did with the last S-Class 15. It seems you are actually someone of merit. Perhaps we can call this a draw? Dying or getting arrested would go against what I want."
>>31878114not unless you agree to stop spreading disease around!
>>31878114>Needle in eyeOH GOD WHY
>>31878114Draws aren't winning, Rena. You need to see what's under the mask and be friends!
>>31878114As long as I get to keep your hat.
>>31876893Just buy a helmet/mask upgrade to your costume and team up with Robo Maid.
>>31878114Sure, but we keep the hat.
>>31878114You also want to kill a ton of innocent people. I dont give any fucks about what you want
>>31878108I for one don't want to stay a vamp.
>>31878114His blood looks delicious.
>>31878114Only if you take off the mask!
>>31878083>>31878097yall seem pretty madIs it because you know we're turning back?I think it is~
>>31878114also holy shit we look awsome
>>31878114We can't call this a draw. A draw now is a loss for us, because he'll go on to hurt more people.Call Robomaid as backup, and keep fighting. He's worn down enough that she should be able to usefully contribute.
>>31878114Pretty sure arresting him would just end up with a whole pile of dead heroes when he breaks out again.Let him know in a week or so there'll be alternate reality versions of heroes and villains crashing the city. They were strong enough to jump dimensions, they would probably make good test subjects.
>>31878114"How long before you go on another killing spree?""If you want to research people, you might get more data with less fatal diseases."Now that he's worn down, we can call in Robomaid and potentially finish him off. I don't think this is the kind of person who is worth redeeming.
>>31878114Fuck you and fuck your draws. What you want involves murdering countless innocent people.Show this asshole what having a needle in your eye feels like, Rena.
>>31878114"I'm fine with a draw, but if you want to give the human race better odds for survival, you're going about it all wrong.What if someone you kill with this blood disease is immune to some kind of cancer. You're destroying that immunity by creating an artificial selective pressure for a different kind of immunity.If you want to help humanity survive, do it by spreading immunity to disease, either through vaccines or a lesser form of a deadly virus. If all you spread is death, that's all you get."I hope that's not too complicated for Rena. Just repeat it word for word.
>>31878114Good job on stealing his hat
>>31878114"Just how many syringes do you keep on you?"Also, next time we should become a banshee, so we can just shatter the syringes
>>31878114Get those freaking cameras out of there!
>>31878114A draw is fine too. We'll have to settle this another day!
Trusting Cynthia not to screw us over?Ahahahahaha you guys are retarded as fuck.
>>31878197He doesn't want that. He plainly said he doesn't want that.
>>31878173>Is it because you know we're turning back?That's obvious anon, don't mean that you can go around acting like a asshole because people are having fun with something that you don't like.
>>31878143Hey, that could come in handy!>>31878114Rena, can you control the shape of your right eye socket? If you squeeze it the right way, you should be able to use the vitreous humour in your eye as a high-velocity projectile. I know it sounds weird, but some vampires are known to do that.
>>31878197The dude just said he wasn't interested in saving humanity, he just wants to see if someone is strong enough to not die to his diseases.
>>31878219in b4 we are stuck as vamp.
>>31878199rena has her objectives
>>31878219We'll appeal to her sense of honor.
>>31878227you're the one who started the ass behaviorshouldn't have thrown stones from that glass house
>>31878219What's the worst that could happen, Rena gets superpowers?
>>31878197Except he JUST SAID he doesn't care about humanity, he's just looking for strong people.>>31878114Nope. KO him.
>>31878114We look so damn awesome.
>>31878219Ultimately, the question is this: Even if we know that Cynthia is going to screw us, can we in good conscience let people die because we weren't willing to put up with that?The answer is basically "no". Rena will talk her way out of this somehow, and even if she can't, the fact is that she's saving lives by accepting vampirism and we can't regret that.
>>31878114"My job is to keep you from harming civilians, so if you're going to stop, I'm fine with a draw. I'm keeping the hat, though."
>>31878233You're trying too hard, bucko.
>>31878247>you're the one who started the ass behaviorWhat? There's more than two people here, anon.
>>31878270Yeah: Me, you, and Larro.
>>31878270Yea, with me joining in there's at least three.
>>31878114We might be able to use his help against the Evil Rena. Tell him that we're going to have to fight an extremely powerful and dangerous foe, and that some S-Class heroes and villains may be killed in the battle. If he promises not to spread anymore disease until then, he could help us, and ensure more people will survive to test his plagues on.
>>31878270ok sorrythe vampirefags were the ones who started the ass behavior
>>31878291Yeah no. I don't think this guy gets to be reasoned with.
Is Bridgette into assplay?
>>31878114Demand to see his face first.Wanna bet he's a vampire too?
>>31878320I hope she is.
>>31878114>I simply want to see if perhaps there are other stronger people out there that can withstand my plague."There's a whole other dimension that might fit your narrow specifications. Why don't you go test your diseases there? That dimension already did most of the work with annihilating humanity anyway, so only the strongest are left."
>>31878114Draw? No, if he leaves now he's forfeiting. Rena has his hat. That means she wins,
"My job is to keep you from harming civilians, so if you're going to stop, I'm fine with a draw. I'm keeping the hat, though."PD: "I will never stop and I'm taking my hat back.""Alright...">They rush at each other again. The Doctor gets another gut shot in against Rena, sticking more needles into her torso. Rena responds by bashing him hard in the head with a rock. This seems to do the trick and the Doctor finally drops.>As Rena catches her breath she realizes that this man isn't even the strongest S-Class. Not only that he doesn't seem to be one built for direct fighting. Robomaid would have died in this fight.>She pulls off his mask revealing... A perfectly ordinary man. If not for the outfit Rena wouldn't have guessed what he was.BB: "Congratulations on your S-Class fight victory! Here's $1,000,000!"Holy shit.
>>31878363...Wow.Also, we need to upgrade Robomaid.
>>31878363Ruffle his hair.
>>31878363Holy shit, indeed.Buy something better to live in then your shitty apartment.
>>31878363This man is immune to diseases. We need to find out WHY. Call the Hero Association and ask for a hazmat research team.Keep the hat.
>>31878363"can you call a doctor, boss man?or get me some bandaids?he's bleeding really bad"
>>31878363So keeping the vamp powers.
>>31878363DOSHUpgrade your suit.
>>31878363Taste his blood. Acquire immunity to illnesses.
>>31878363check his teeth
>>31878363>Robomaid would have died in this fight.Take that Robomaid fags.
>>31878363Okay, bash his head open to make sure he's dead, then see about getting help for the disease victims. Also see if we're a potential carrier and get quarantined.
>>31878363Look at all that delicious bloodRelieve him of it
>>31878363Take the mask. For reasons.
>>31878363Wow you must be hungry after all of that fighting, Rena. Haha too bad there's no food around here....Is there?
>>31878363Strike a pose.
>>31878363TAKE THE MASK! It's like a face hat.>this man isn't even the strongest S-Class>Not only that he doesn't seem to be one built for direct fighting>Robomaid would have died in this fight.Yeaahhhhhh. I think we need the vampire powers..
>>31878363i guess it's time to buy a bigger bed
>>31878363Rena, you should request some decontamination or something. While you might be immune to the bad doctor's diseases, there could be all a manner of bugs sticking to you right now.
>>31878363It looks like, even though I don't trust Cynthia, becoming a vampire was the right call. I think we can safely say to MGS that we did ~not~ fuck up this time.
>>31878409We're already immune to illnesses.
>>31878435I kind of like getting stronger thoughWe can't do that as a vampirein fact, we'll die if we don't lose the vampire powers
>>31878363Call Robomaid and ask her to come here with a firetruck full of disinfectant
>>31878470>I kind of like getting stronger though>We can't do that as a vampireWhat?
>>31878470Sure is a lot of assumptions.
>>31878363Rena, make sure he's still breathing and that his spine isn't broken.If he is safe to move, take him to an isolated location. Then follow this guy's advice >>31878401Tell them you've captured the Plague Doctor and that you need his location secured.Whatever this disease is, it deserves to be cured. I think this guy was lashing out at other people because he was lonely and would hurt anyone who came near him.
>>31878363Call Magical Girl Sparkle and ask for advice on how to secure this guy.
Text Sparkle"i won wat do"
>>31878363Ey, uh, Rena...A blow strong enough to knock someone out is usually enough to knock them permanently retarded. So yeah.
>>31878489>>31878491setting is based on onepunch man
>>31878468For inoculation purposes.Don't share your fang needles though, Rena.And as precaution when Rena turns back to being human.
>>31878406Oh hell yeah. Rena just said that, even with her powers, she only managed to fight this guy (who is basically an INT villain) to a close victory. The other S class villains are worse.
>>31878533this, holy shit this.
>>31878567The setting is based on lots of things and that's shit reasoning anyway.
>>31878533Hahahahah supporting! So incharacter.
>>31878363Call the CDC/Cops/Ambulance
>>31878567And? I'm confident that there's nothing in OPM that say that a vampire can't become strong.
>>31878533it would be nice to know
Aww crap. This means that Rena is infected and can't change back, doesn't it?
>>31878610but mostly one punch man>>31878631It does say Saitama only got as strong as he did because he was human.
>>31878631Vampires have muscles and thus can work out.If we were a zombie, that'd be different, but vampires regenerate their flesh so exercise should be possible. We'd just have to do 500 push ups, etc instead of just 100.
>>31878363Use the plague doctor to make vaccines!
>>31878677I think that you replied to the wrong post, mate.
>>31878677we don't know that vampires heal stronger than beforeor that they move differently from a zombie
>>31878677what? Zombies have muscles too
>>31878707I was agreeing with him.>>31878713Vampires do regenerate. That's why you have to stab them in the heart and scatter their dust to the four winds.Zombies, on the other hand, just rot or are frozen in a rotten state.
>>31878675Yeah but -only- Saitama got as strong as he did because he was human. Others experienced different degrees of strength game, sometimes more and sometimes less than what monster folk experienced.Using Saitama as the measuring stick is dumb. Rena doesn't have the attitude for his method anyway.
......>Rena drinks some of his blood. She feels her wounds stitching back together.>She texts Sparkle: 'I won. What do I do?">MGS: ".........">Rena has the area closed off to the public. A group of people in scary hazmat suits from the Hero Association pick up The Plague Doctor and cart him off. They tend to the few people who survived and give them cures to the disease created by Prince himself. He reports that he regrets that he couldn't join in on the fight but had faith in Rena.>Rena has herself cleaned of all illnesses and heads off. On her way home she bumps into Cynthia who had been watching from afar.C: "Rena, I knew you could do it~ That new form is quite strong.""Yeah, it's nice. But I wanna go back to normal. It's cool and all but... I kinda like getting strong naturally. Maybe if I'm in danger or there's another S-Class I'll change again."C: "Of course, I understand. I personally think you're better as a monster girl but...""Sorry. I really appreciate it but I like not being a monster."C: "Very well....""... Soooo. Change me back."C: "... Hmm it seems I can't.""What?"C: "It's been so long since I changed anyone. I guess I just forgot how.">She shrugs while grinning at her.Dammit, Cynthia...
>>31878759of course we can't.called it.
>>31878759Beat her up.
>>31878754She don't even want that amount of power, that guy is fucking retarded and hypocrite.
>>31878759IT WAS FOR THE BEST.Full Vampire Rena!
>>31878759bite her and suck her blood
>>31878759Punch her in the teeth.
>>31878759...okay.I'm going to Sparkle's to see Benben now. Maybe your brother or your mom knows how to do that.Bring Bridgette and Robomaid.
>>31878759Ask Bridgette to see if she can summon you.If she CAN, then at least we can use this for rapid transit.
>>31878759Ask her to talk to her mom and find out. Also tell her that until she does, she's going to be a blood donor.REVENGE.
>>31878759I love you so much Cynthia.
>>31878791This isn't the time for giving Cynthia foreplay anon.
>>31878759my god, is Cynthia in an underboob exposing midriff?
>>31878759Bite her tail.
>>31878786Retarded I'll give you, but hypocrite? His stance on things is usually "don't be a dick". His philosophy isn't really complicated enough for hypocrisy.
>>31878759punch her until she remembers
Why would you do this Cynthia? Whhhhhhhy? Deploy the puppy dog eyes.
>>31878759Bite her and suck out her shapechanging powers!
>>31878759inform cynthia she is going to provide you with her own blood until such time as she remembers.and vicariously describe various foods.
>>31878759Awww, but you don't WANT to kill the vampire that turned you. You like Cynthia, after all.Maybe tell her that's kind of mean, and go find Bridgette. It might be time to find the sword after that.
>>31878759As expected of Cynthia!Oh well. Do some monster things with Bridgette. See what being a vampire bat is like! Sneak into the Villain Association and suck people's blood! Just a little, mind you.Also, be sure to suck Jade Revolver's blood. I'm sure it's tasty~.
>>31878818Wait, I think he might be on to something. Drinking MM++'s blood might be the cure.
>>31878779>>31878783>>31878791>>31878799>>31878802>>31878809wow people are vindictive as hell today.go chat with bridgette and see if she can figure out a way around this or something.
>>31878759Hahahah! Best ara.
>>31878759"Cynthia, you know this won't work out in the long term. Don't make me think that it was a mistake to believe you a friend. Start remembering."
>>31878759Guess I'll just go to your parents and tell them that you forgot how to clean up your own mess.
>>31878759Thank her for her helpWith your teethShe probably doesn't need most of her bloodShe probably wont even miss itI bet she tastes delicious~
>>31878805Rena's sure that she's disease-free, right? I don't want to risk contaminating the baby.
>>31878847Biting her is fair play.
>>31878826No, it's just her +sShe has two now, remember?
>>31878759Make Cynthia some food. How about some eggs and baccy?
>>31878759after telling her she'll be in charge of getting you her own blood, find the sword and cure your vampirism with it.
>>31878830I was talking about the guy that you replied to, no way that I'm even dreaming of insulting Saitama in any way or form.
>>31878826Corset, I think. Unless she painted one of her "+"s on her belly.
>>31878838And adding mentioning seek out other MM family for assistance in returning as well.
>>31878826I think that's just her latest + on a corset
>>31878786>fucking retarded and hypocrite>and hypocriteYou sure you wanna call others retards from that glass house anon? Better hope no one calls you anything back.
>>31878826No you spud. That + is too high be her bellybutton.
>>31878759Cry because you'll never feel the warmth of Bridgette's hugs again
>>31878759Unleash the Space Ripper Stingy Eye.
>all these people wanting to cure vamprism before we get to hang out with Bridgette as a vampireAre we really this eager to return to the status quo?
>>31878759Psh, it's not so bad.Just visit the local blood bank whenever you feel like snacking.Also, is it time to talk about how to make lasagna out of blood again?
>>31878759Text Sparkle"fukd up what do?"
>>31878759"cynthia, why do you do this"
>>31878847Beating her up is totally appropriate. That's what heroes and villains do. Also, it shakes up the game a bit. We've already gone the whiner/moper route.
>>31878759Thank you so much Cynthia.
>>31878759Well, at least we still have the sword, right?Right?
>>31878921Responding with violence is completely out of character of Rena. Especially with Cynthia.
>>31878917>>31878759Alternatively, text sparkle withstuck vampir help
>>31878759Just forgive her. She's like an aunt or something.
>>31878932That's why it works so well.
I wonder what Sparkle's blood tastes like...
>>31878932sexually harassing her and draining her of vital blood would be in character though, as retribution
Yeah, beating Cynthia up would be totally out of character but biting her is just what vampires do
>>31878961Syrup? Hmm... it might go pretty well with Caffornicator's blood.
>>31878965>Rena>Sexually harassing>Sexually>In characterAre you high?
>>31878965>Rena>retributionLook, I know you're an Anon and all, but there's only one guy here that doesn't use capital letters and he's pretty anti-vampire.So yeah, I'm going to say you're just being vindictive.
>>31879005>only one guy who doesn't use capital lettersfuck you for implying I'm that guy.and double fuck you for implying there's board standards of literacy here.
>>31878942I like this
>Rena lunges in to, at the very least, bop Cynthia on the head.>Cynthia smiles, flashing her fangs at the redhead.====================================C: "Little monster girl~ You should know better than to attack someone who's been doing this since before you were born~""Mmph!"C: "Ah, all tied up. So many things I could do~ But I think I'll just leave you there~ Ciao~">Cynthia leaves the Hero alone. Only a single arm is free. She struggles and eventually reaches her cell phone. The battery is about to die... She could try to text or call anyone.
>>31879005triple fuck you for assuming there's only one guy
>>31879024Not him, but there's actually a rule about standards of literacy that the mods obviously don't give a up.
>>31879034text bridgette about how cynthia tricked you. and your location.
>>31879034how is Cynthia so strong? We just beat an S-Class 1v1, and yet she off panels us.
>>31879034Sparkle: help pls, not urgent.
>>31879034Text robomaid"Stuck in spiderweb pls help"
>>31879034Call Robomaid. She's the most trustworthy person available.
>>31879034Man what. I guess Rena just wasn't serious enough.
>>31879034Text Sparkle.> fuckd up help
>>31879034I love Cynthia so damn much.Also, who the fuck thought that it was a good idea?
>>31879034BRIDGETTE, TRY SUMMONING ME LOL
>>31879034...I suppose it's a bit too late to point out to Cynthia that if she changed us back, then we would probably consider getting changed into various monsters later, and now we probably won't.
>>31879034Tell Bridgette to summon you. It'd instantly get you out of this situation.And then go hang with her a bit.
>>31879034God-DAMN-it Cynthia is frustrating.
>>31879034eh, fuck it.get yourself out of there and then leave the city forever.you're a menace now.
>>31879034Text Bridgette."smn plz"
>>31879034Shit. Text Bridgette, she might be able to summon you.
>>31879034Send a text to sparkle saying "In bondage bc your sister. Pls help."
>>31879076The people who like fun?>>31879034Text Bridgette.>web hlp
>>31879056A not build for fight rank S.
>>31879034Ask Bridgette for a summon.Is Cynthia showing a thong?
>>31879076Every anon but the like, two guys other than me who said it was a dumb idea.Probably samefags.
>>31879034Text Robomaid, "hanging out at the park, bring scissors"
>>31879056We're a monster. She's MM++.You may as well send a Squirtle against a Kyogre.
>>31879102Oh wait, Brigette will be able to order us around then, won't she?lewd
>>31879085This. Begin the exile arc.
>>31879127She's too good a friend to take advantage of the situation.
>>31879076Nobodu, but some people like ruining other people's fun because it's their idea of fun.
>>31879034Text Bridgette asking for a summon and work in "trapt in butt silk hlp plz" somehow.
>>31879034To Bridgette: "Help, ur sis pooped on me, stuck. Halp"
>>31879125So what you're saying is we just have to spend a very long time level grinding?
>>31879108Remember what people said about being assholes for no reason?It leads me to believe hero quest is being hit by some kind of troll.
>>31879149Not him, but I think that'd be a pretty good idea anyway.
>>31879125this settings version of monster is anything that isn't human thoughI'm pretty sure that this combined with Bridgette's rampage thread shows that the entire monster family has S-Class strength easily, they just don't villain that much so their ranks stay low.
>>31879142This.Also this: >>31879077
>>31879158Christ guy, how sensitive can you be?
>>31879158Its been hitting nearly every major quest this week.
>>31879194>"are you trolling me?">cry baby>christ how sensitive are you>>31879195yeah, it seems like we've caught a troll.
I'm actually pretty upset by these turns of events, and feel I've been outvoted in bad faith.
>>31879158>>31879195>>31879212Not a troll, but a Stand user.Which reminds me, we should look into stone arrows
>>31879140I like "butt-bondage"
>>31879212>>31879085>Throws a hissyfit>>31879108>Mocks him because he's being a prissy shit>>31879158>"Stop trolling it's mean!"
>>31879034But Cynthia is A-class! How'd she get so strong?If we can't beat her we'll never stand a second against Evil Rena. I think we may need to train with her.Also call Robomaid. Bridgette will get mad at Cynthia and so would Sparkle.
>>31879249Rena with a stand would be so damn great.
>>31879077Oh gosh, yes.
>>31879267So, you openly admit to making posts for the specific reason of making people angry over this?>>31879212Whaddayaknow, you were right.
>>31879275I assume that Rena wasn't trying her hardest because she didn't actually want to hurt Cynthia. Cynthia's a much more experienced lady. The result isn't surprising.
>>31879275She has expert knowledge in monsters and monster girls. This is like a novice swordsman vs a master.
>>31879275>But Cynthia is A-class! How'd she get so strong?Like as non-vampire Rena is totally rank S in strength, right?
>>31879280Her Stand's name would be Mariokart ThemeIts power would be making anyone that was hit by a rock it tossed would lose the will to fight.
>>31879275Because we totally meet the ever-so-strict standards of S-class that the Hero Association demands all applicants to meet.
>>31879282"Oh boo hoo, I don't like being a monster girl so let's end the quest now" is not a mature method of handling a situation where your opinion is not being catered towards.Considering positive aspects of the situation at hand and finding ways to work within them is a better solution.Also, this isn't even the first time we've been a vampire, so stop acting like it's the end of the world.
>>31879364Actually, leaving the dome sounds like an aces idea.
>>31879364last time we were a vampire, we cordoned ourselves off from everyone else until such time as it passed.we'll do it again. anything else is blatantly irresponsible.
>>31879387Not while we're a vampire it doesn't
>>31879387Yes because going to the place where there are monsters that outclass S-classes when we can barely beat a non-combat low level S-Class is a great idea.
>>31879405When we're a vampire is the perfect time to do it.
>>31879336>Her Stand's name would be Mariokart ThemeNow, it would be Rainbow Road.
>>31879412Hey, if entirely unpowered hair fetishists can do it, so can superpowered vampires.
>Rena texts Bridgette and says that she's been trapped in Cynthia's web thingy and asks if she could teleport her out or something.>It turns out the demi-monster can as Rena pops up in her own home in an instant.B: "Whoa... I didn't think that would actually work. So, what happened?"==================================>After a long explanation Bridgette just sighs.B: "Well, it's big sis. I wouldn't have trusted her as far as I could throw her. If you want I can try and fix you up. Or my mom. And I think you mentioned a sword that could too? But honestly... With the thing with Evil You coming up maybe you should stay like this a bit longer. At least try it out for a day.""I don't even really care about being a vampire or whatever. I mean, I would prefer not to be cause I like garlic but... I'm just mad that she tricked me. Again. I thought we were beyond all that."B: "It's just how she is. Now come on, it's not the first time you've been like this.""I know, but..."B: "You'll be fine. If you really want to change back we have some ways to do so, don't we? Your choice."
>>31879404Oh, you mean when we were at risk of turning into a ghoul? The risk that no longer exists because we aren't a half-vampire?
>>31879420When we're a vampire is the time where the sun kills us. Maybe if we took shelter during the day, but too risky for my taste.
>>31879452the only risk now is jumping people and sucking all of their life essense out. which is still a thing. We still do that.
>>31879451Nope, sticking to Vampire.
>>31879451well fine, let's deal with it after we deal with nega-rena
>>31879451Let's stay, we need all the power that we can get to fight NegaRena.
>>31879451I didn't know vampire powers included chest growth.
>>31879451let's go cut the vampirism off with a blade.And then draw an embarrassing moustache on the master copy of Cynthia's official hero wanted poster.it is important we claim our vengeance.
>>31879451Did Cynthia also upgrade your boobs?
>>31879451Deal with it after we fix NegaRena. Also hug Bridgette for getting you out of the web.
>>31879451Let's stay a Vampire at least for today.Maybe forever.
>>31879451Actually it'll be pretty handy if Bridgette can just summon us from wherever. she's NegaRena's target, right? You want to protect your sweet charming cutiepie girlfriend right?
>>31879451It will be our final form in the final showdown with negative-rena
>>31879451We should at least have a method ready in case it needs to be done, and quickly. Or find some way to negate the weaknesses, like being unable to eat non-blood substances or stuff.
>>31879451let's go cut it off with the sword then. we can always get it back later if we want it.also, rena's denied wanting to be a vampire every time it's come up.you people are literally worse than the /u/ people.
>>31879451yeah lets cut out our vampirism with the sord
>>31879451You need the power. However, this isn't ENOUGH power. Ask how you can get stronger. Would training more while mortal boost the vampire form's strength just like the suit?
>>31879451[X] Don't change back right now.Just hang out a bit. I want some antics. Vampire antics! Go buy some vampire-ish clothes and then do heroic vampire-ish things!Also, are those breasts I spy on Rena?
>>31879451Stick with it for a whileDid you know they make garlic paste/powder substitutes that don't contain any actual garlic?
>>31879531Talk to the doctor that fixed us in the last time.
>>31879451Lets at least try it out.
>>31879451is there any way besides cutting it with the sword?what are our options besides that?
>>31879451Stay a vampire
>>31879451WAIT WHAT HAPPENS IF BRIDGETTE ORDERS US TO MAKE FOOD WITHOUT FUCKING UP
>>31879510Oh my god she totally did.RENA HAS BOOBS!
>>31879451There's really no harm in staying vamp'd for a day or two.
>>31879554>Also, are those breasts I spy on Rena?She must be like that one Vampire from Tekken whose tits grow whenever she feeds on blood.
>>31879451nah, being a monster is lame. I say we get rid of it.
>>31879451Go get it removed I guess. The doctor? The sword?Sword's faster.It would suck if we had to do what the MM sisters say. It negates the entire premise of friendship.
>>31879451"Well, if you think it's okay, I guess I can leave it for now."
>>31879539>"I don't even really care about being a vampire or whatever.
>>31879554>Also, are those breasts I spy on Rena?Oh you lying sack of shit. There's no way she has...Holy fuck you're right.
>>31879451Remember the Lasagna, Rena.
>>31879539Rena just said that she don't really care about that, the fuck are you on?
>>31879451Don't get rid of our powers, but use the sword to define your relationship with Bridgette as equals, so she isn't tempted to try and control you.
>>31879613And the garlic bread, can't forget that.
>>31879606I honestly don't believe it myself. Unless Rena notices them, I'll just assume they're just an artist error.>>31879613Remember Aku is a lying sack of shit.http://italianfood.about.com/od/bakedpasta/r/blr0084.htmThis recipe has no garlic at all and uses onions instead.
>>31879451Keep it for a bit.
>>31879602>>31879626>forgetting every instance she said being a vampire forever would suck because of all the various reasons, breadsticks among themStop having tunnel vision.
>>31879641Hey. Hey. QUIT THAT.
>>31879451Ignore >>31879613You can totally make blood lasagna. It will be delicious.
>>31879451Next time, remember to stay out of Cynthia's range. Or upgrade your costume with a chainsaw function so you can cut your way out of her webs.
>>31879641>no garlicWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T SEE
>>31879677Garlic isn't really very tasty.
>>31879655>sunlightDoesn't apply in the dome, outside the dome we could just use an umbrella and heavy clothing>lasagnaGarlic can be replaced by onions.>garlic breadThat's shit anyway.>>31879671Suck my giant flaming dick, Aku.
>>31879510What?>Rena pats her chest.Nope. Same size. I think it's case I was pouting too hard or something.Anyway I don't want these powers. Not all the time. I think, perhaps, we can come to a compromise."I'm getting rid of them but I want to get rid of them in a way that I can use them again if I really really need to."B: "How are you going to do that?""I think I have an idea."==================================RM: "Mistress, this seems dangerous.""How so?"RM: "You cut out your vampiric powers and sealed them away in a bottle that can be opened by anyone or anything. And with your penchant for misfortune I feel that this may be bad down the line.""Robomaid, I think you're exaggerating again. What's the worst that could possibly happen by sealing this away?"RM: "The amount of time it would take for me to explain all the possible negative consequences of your action would exceed your lifespan."B: "I think it's pretty smart.""See?"RM: "Her opinion doesn't count."
>>31879682WHATWHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME>>31879690>garlic bread is shitMY FURY
>>31879655Stop being a faggot first.
>>31879698Rena you forgot to leave a stick and some leaves in the jar how could you
>>31879641I bet you advocate sugar-free candy as well, faggot.
>>31879698>RM: "Her opinion doesn't count."Get out of my house
>>31879698Put the bottle inside Robomaid. She can keep it safe.
>>31879698this is an acceptable solution.I mean, really, there's no reason not to just keep the power off of us until we need it. Especially since cynthia is SO willing to make us a vampire whenever.
>>31879451Just remember this, Rena:You ~didn't~ fuck this up.We needed vampire powers to stop the Plague Doctor's murder spree; this was an acceptable and necessary risk. We're keeping our powers because we need them to stop future threats.
>>31879698Rena, buy a security box and put it in there. Or else your cat's gonna break it and become Vampire Kitty.
>>31879698LISTEN TO ROBOMAID.KEEP THE POWERS.
>>31879500Daaaaaang. Nice.Holding out hope vampire powers come with complementary Gay.
>>31879698You're like an anti-lich. Does this mean you can put Evil Rena's evil in a bottle?
>>31879698Listen to your robomaid, take powers back...
>>31879698>RM: "Her opinion doesn't count."Count more than your.
>>31879698Put a "do not open" paper on the jar. That way people know not to open it. It's flawless.
>>31879690Your hate for garlic bread, and your foolish determination to resist will be your doooooom.
>>31879741>cut out Evil Rena's evilThat's just crazy and obvious enough to work.
>>31879698Take the powers back, Rena. They're useful.
>>31879731>bottle breaks inside Robomaid>Robomaid obtains vampire powers
>>31879690>>garlic bread>That's shit anyway.
>>31879724>>31879698D-do we have to punch air holes?consult with bridgette on this.punch airholes and apply leaves and sticks as necessary.do we have to water it?
>>31879698Why don't we give it to Robomaid for safe keeping, then? It's not like being a vampire will really affect a robot, right?
>>31879755Genius! Do it.
>>31879698Give robomaid the bottle for safekeeping, if she's so worried
>>31879698Call uo Raindrops or MGS and ask her to turn the bottle into a Magical Girl focus. Then be Magical Girl Friends with Sparkle!
>>31879698No, Robo Maid has a point. Seal the powers -into a hat-.
>>31879779Best idea right here, we can get even more power than just a vampire in that way.
>>31879779So much this. MVR is best Rena.
>>31879698Hey, maybe you can put it in a watch so you can switch in and out of vampire mode at will.>RM's worriesThe worst that could happen is that someone opens the jar and we're transformed into a vamprie involuntarily. Not as big a risk as staying a vampire permanently, or giving up our powers permanently.Or, does it affect whoever opens it? If we can't put it in a watch, could Robomaid keep your essence inside her body for when we need it?
>>31879779Even better, this means we get to undergo an Unlimited Form style transformation sequence whenever we get serious!
>>31879698Wait.Waaaait.If we can do this with part of us, particularly part of us that grants superpowers, can we do it to other people?Can we cut out plague doctor's plague doctorness, and give it to someone who actually has a conscience and would use it to make people super-healthy and cure all diseases and such?
So what are the hair colors of>Rena>Bridgette>Sparkle>Cynthia>JR
Let's begin plan CYNTHIA GETBACKENING.It's pretty simple, really, all we have to do is spray her with a super soaker filled with coffee.
>>31879698Robo Maid has a point. Seal the powers -into a hat-.
>>31879779HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO
>>31879764>vampire Robomaid>>31879779>Magical Vampire RenaI can't choooooose!
>>31879827>Rena learns how to take people's powers>IT BEGINSTAKE PLAGUE DOC'S POWERS. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>>31879764>she thirsts for oil>becomes American Robomaid
>>31879855>>31879827no.no rena.don't steal everyone's powers.not again.
>>31879840Nah, just talk a bit with Cali and tell her that is now the time to try a more aggressive approach with Cynthia.
>>31879860i have no wordsperfection
>>31879874Could Cynthia turn Caffinator into a monster? She hasn't yet, so is she immune?
>>31879886cynthia doesnt control monsters, bridgette does
>>31879874isn't that the same as spraying her with a coffee filled supersoaker?
>>31879779But I don't think she can make focuses. At least, she never said she could.>>31879755Of course!>>31879827.........................................I... I think we could.I can't really test it since the sword's back at HQ."Robomaid her opinion counts just as much as anyone else's."B: "Yeah, what the hell?"RM: "Her opinion is clouded by her emotion. You could have suggested almost any plan and she has a higher chance of agreeing with you."B: "I'm not clouded, it's an actually good plan."RM: "My readings on you say otherwise."B: "Yeah, well can you read my fist on your face.""Guys, stop it."RM: "I could easily intercept your punch, redirect it at you several times, and ask why you're assaulting yourself as I do so and there's little you can do about it."B: "Rena, make sure you don't drink anything this lady gives you. I think she's broken again."RM: "That was one instance."Why are they fighting?
>>31879898I never said "control," I said "turn into."
>>31879698Wow, that magic sword is really handy. Being able to change things about yourself is nice. Not many people can do that.
>>31879868But it hasn't even happened yet.
>>31879898The guy didn't say or imply that.
>>31879698OH! OH!Have Cynthia come over, turn you into a different kind of monster, cut that part out and then store it in a different jar! Keep repeating this until you have a whole collection of super powers at your disposal!Now afterwards, you need to use some of that sweet sweet cash you got to buy a big ass safe. I don't mean like a gun safe or a portable safe. I'm talking Fort Knox up in this mother fucker, serious security. You keep the jars in there along with the sword. What could possibly go wrong?
>>31879886caffo doesn't have blood. It's coffee.therefore, she's immune to blood curses.
>>31879908>But I don't think she can make focuses. At least, she never said she could.Actually, ask Ben. If anyone would know about how to make a Magical Girl focus, it would be him.
>>31879904Not really, we don't risk getting caught in a nest again with that way.
>>31879908They wuv you, Rena.
>>31879915But it has!>>31879908Are you guys getting angry because of some kind of vampire thing? Or is this real?
>>31879910>>31879916why would she turn caffornicator into a monster if she couldnt control her. Honestly, i thought you guys better than that
>>31879908>Why are they fighting?Simple. They both love you, Rena. Tell them to learn to share the flat chest.
put vampire power jar into robomaid's inventory.
>>31879933This man is intelligent. Do this.
>>31879933This, do it Rena.
>>31879908It's sexual tension. You should leave them alone with eachother since it's part of an intricate mating ritual.
>>31879908"Robomaid, do you remember anyone changing your settings?""Anyway, Bridgette's right. Staying a vampire is too risky, but I'll need the power in the future. This is the best thing to do with it."
>>31879958>But it has!Not in this timeline. Doesn't count.
>>31879908Test Robomaid's theory! Suggest the dumbest plan you can think of!
>>31879908HAVE YOU TRAINED TODAYDISTRACT THEM FROM THEIR PETTY SQUABBLING BY TAKING THEM WITH YOU TO TRAIN
>>31879908>I... I think we could.>I can't really test it since the sword's back at HQ.You need to bring this up at the next hero meeting, or whatever you have. It could potentially be a huge game-changer to be able to take powers from captured villains and give them to people of upstanding moral character.Just, you know. You'll have to make sure that no villains hear about it and steal the sword, and no heroes go mad with power and start taking all the powers for themselves, and stuff like that.But seriously, it could be an incredibly good thing, if used responsibly.
>>31879908Ask Robomaid if she has feelings for you. I mean, they're fighting over you, basically... so...Anyway tell them you just figured out how to manipulate other peoples' powers like the other Rena can. Ask them what you should do. You might want to call Sparkle about this as well. Hold a meeting.
>>31879908Start doing squats.
>>31879908Bridgette still carries around some of her lady boner for you despite knowing you aren't capable of reciprocating the feelings.
>>31879933Yes, please.Also, get them to stop fighting for a bit?
>>31880005>hero meetingNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NONE OF THOSE PSYCO FUCKS CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS
>>31879908Listen, Rena.Robomaid is thinking logically and Bridgette is thinking, well, she's thinking with her heart I guess is a nice way to say it.I don't really care who is right or wrong in this debate (as it's more a debate over you than the vampire jar), but you gotta get those powers secure before someone like Jade Revolver has an "accident" with them.So just try to look into making a magical girl focus. Evil Rena found out a way to do it, so that means it is possible.Do this >>31879933I, and several other voices, want MVR to be back in action. Might take some work, but at least at the end of it all you'll get even better powers AND the vampire powers will be secure and controllable.I'd end the argument first, though. Tell Robomaid she's right and then tell Bridgette you appreciate her supporting her. Hug them both.
>>31879908I think something went wrong with the transferral process. We might have accidentally created a negative bond between them. That, or the vampire wisp is corrupting them.
>>31880005Hah, no. Next thing you know, someone goes crazy and starts doing the Highlander gimmick.
Welp, Rena removed her friendship powers.PUT THE POWERS BACK INTO YOU
>>31879908Tell them you think they would make a cute couple.
>>31880064...aw fuck.Why does this make sense?
>>31880074Because we had Rena use an ungodly powerful magical artifact
>>31880064Whoops, put the powers back into you NOW!
>>31880064Do this, fast.
>>31880064no need to be rash. We should test it first.what's a good test?
I guess Bridgette might still be mad about being tied up and having Robomaid poison me. I think Robomaid is just looking out for my safety.>>31880064Silly. That isn't a power."Guys, no. Stop fighting. Seriously. You're making me upset.">She pats them both on the shoulder and walks away with the power jar to lock it away safely.>She then calls up Magical Girl Sparkle and asks her to put Ben on the line.>The man explains to Rena that in order to make a focus it first takes someone who knows the language of magical contracts. Then that person must create a contract with the potential magical girl. After that the girl signs the contract and a focus is created. Each girl can only make one contract but any girl can use that focus. Unfortunately after that last Quantum creature was destroyed by Sparkle there's no one left to make such a thing.>If Rena could find someone who knows that language it would be very possible to make a focus. Sparkle chimes in and says she's proud of Rena for not fucking up too bad.
>>31880199>Someone who knows that languageRaindroooooooooooooooops
>>31880199We only SORT of fucked up this time, sparkle!Ask them how things are doing over there.We sort of want to visit, but are waiting a week to see if we die of some kind of slow acting blood virus first.
>>31880199Ask about Benben.
>>31880199Raindrops might know the language. Sounds like someone who would study that stuff.
>>31880199Try talking with Raindrops and Queen, one of them probably know the language.
>>31880199Go talk to Raindrops.Even if she doesn't know the language she's the most likely person to put us on the right track.
>>31880199>find Raindrops and BEST GIRLThank Ben for his help and thank Sparkle for looking out for us today.
>>31880199>Sparkle chimes in and says she's proud of Rena for not fucking up too bad.be proud of yourself rena <3
>>31880199Maybe you could put the power into your Morpher somehow? Might work
>>31880199Queenie might know. She has been around forever. Evil Rena definitely knows, but that would be hard to get the information from her.
>>31880199Is getting an ahegao part of the contract?
>>31880316Queenie tends to forget, unfortunately.>>31880322It better be.
>>31880199Only one contract per person? Can we make it open-ended, so we can put more powers in the focus later?
>>31880307NegaRena did put powers in golem kitty, it's worth trying.
>>31880322>ahegaoI think you mean ahoge. I HOPE you mean ahoge.But yeah, MVR had one too.
>>31880322>ahegaoAhoge.Ahegao is the mind-break sex face.
>>31880333NegaRena also made all those other focuses, like the one she uses to keep BlindSparkle alive
>>31880199I do not want to suggest this. But we need to make contact with a creature.A vile creature.Made of pure greed and evil, with no heart or soul to speak of.And you must make contact with this being.It is called......A lawyer.
>>31880353i dont see the problem here
>>31880199well there is Queenie.
>>31880353that is scientifically and magically impossible for rena.
but... queenie doesn't know quantum language?
>>31880449someone post the picture with the lasagna.
>>31880449What if all Rena's sex drive is to be kickstarter?
>>31880489Holy fuck I need to sleep"What if all Rena's sex drive needs is to be kickstarted?"
>>31880509>>31880489No, you were right the first time. We need to fund Rena's sex drive on Kickstarter
>>31880489Yes, let's create a kickstarter to create Rena's sex drive.
>>31880533>>31880541What would our donor rewards be?
>>31880560Jade Revolver starts uploading the lewd pics she commissioned.Higher levels offer more commissions.
>>31880560Rena merchBenben and Spine Ravager plushies
====================================R: "Thanks! It was a tough fight but... Yeah, I think I did well. Only messed up a little.""I was honestly impressed. You did good."R: "Haha, thanks... Hey, do you think that Raindrops knows the Quantum language?""Eh, I doubt it. If she did she'd try and restore her own focus. I can ask her, though. She's supposed to drop by later today."R: "Alright. Tell me if she does, okay?""Will do, seeya."R: "Bye.">Rena hangs up.The girl's doing good. I was worried she'd die without me but... I'm impressed. I guess I can just relax.>Someone knocks on her door.Ah, that must be her.
>>31880560The ability to disable FCC-Man for a short time, the time increases for each increment of $25
>>31880591fuck my genre senseFUCK FUCK FUCK
>>31880591ASSUME MAXIMUM ALERTNESS. DEATH FLAGS ARE CRITICAL. HYPE. HYPE. HYPE.
>>31880560For each reality we crack open and violate in an attempt to find an alternate Rena with a sex drive, a botched Rena is found. The donors receive sex-driveless Rena, quality depending on the amount of money donated.
>>31880591And no one was spared. Not even the monster children.
>>31880591really hoping she had an egg and freaking out.
>>31880655Raindrops is dead, Sparkle is dead, everyone is dead
>>31880628I wonder if Ghoul-Rena is a thing in one universe. Or Vampire-Slave Rena. Or Villain Rena.
>>31880591Oh, hey, Sparkle! You look like you're doing well. I wish it would stay that way, but that's sadly doubtful.Before I forget, there's something I've been considering. If we rescue the alternate Sparkle from the evil universe, is it possible for you to share your focus with her so you can both stay alive?
>>31880591>Magical Girl Sparkle walks to the door."Coming.">She opens it feels something cut the air in front of her. She hears a cracking sound as her Focus is broken in half. The pieces clatter to the ground and Sparkle can feel her magic quickly fading away.
>>31880699IT ALWAYS HAPPENS
>>31880664It's the multiverse, you have just as much chance of finding sub-vehicular unaligned polymorphous death-lord Rena as Rena with a cool hat.
>>31880699So it begins. The end times.RIP in peace, Benben.
>>31880699You're fucking kidding me. Again? Holy shit you suck sometimes MGS
>>31880699god no.I p
>>31880699You just had to open the damn door, didn't you?
>>31880699WELPFINDING SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THAT LANGUAGE JUST GOT REAL IMPORTANT NOW, HUH?
>>31880699>Then she sees the weirdest thing in the world. A beat up and tired looking version of herself holding a catstaff out towards her.>When she speaks it's with the voice of someone who's just... Done. As if everything had been slowly stripped away from them.MGS?: "Sparkle... Your Focus has broken and I believe that's the last one... If you want to live you'll come with me. My master will grant you a new one. You'll keep most of your powers but you will serve her forever."
>>31880699Use the last of your power to teleport away and hide somewhere. Or cast a blasting spell to raise an alarm.
>>31880744Sparkle you fucked up so hard you fucked yourself up
>>31880744BEEENNNNNNNNNNN, GET HER.
>>31880744um, judging by the looks of you I'd rather not lead a similar life.
>>31880744Yeah, nah. Get someone to jury-rig a way you won't instantly die and help Rena find someone who knows that fucking language.
>>31880699Whelp. I hope Rena miracuously rediscovers the Quantum Bunny's language before you die of 40 different kinds of cancer.On the brightside, Non-sweetened whiskey!
>>31880744YOU JUST GOT FUCKED BY YOURSELF, SPARKLEOH FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>>31880744Kick her in the ovaries.
>>31880744Sparkle, if you can hear us (voices in your head again, Hi!), you MUST send out an alert to the heroes that the boundary between dimensions has been breached!
>>31880744Call for Ben. He was even stronger than you if you remember your first meeting.
>>31880744Don't do it SparkleNegaRena wants another rapeslaveYou don't want to be a rapeslave
>>31880744but we can't go.We've got a family to take care of.
>>31880744ITS BEN TIMEAWWW YISS
>>31880744Knock the wand out of her hand then try to bite her focus off.
>>31880744"Ben. I need to be a monster to not die."
>>31880744Don't worry, we've got a line on some sweet sweet vampirism to keep you trucking until a more permanent solution can be found.Get ben to beet the shit out of you or something and then send a text to Rena saying "I fucked up, I need help."
>>31880744BECOME A VAMPIRE AND BE IMMUNE TO DISEASE!
On the bright side, Ben will have two waifus when this is all over.>Gee, Ben, why does your mom let you have TWO waifus
>>31880744You have another option. Become a vampire by using Rena's bottle.Also call Ben so he can rip the other you a new one.
>>31880801This is an interesting solution... but I dunno if it will work...I hope it does.>>31880744If the vampire Sparkle gets shut down, I vote to accept her proposal. Rena is going to save you. Trust in your pupil. Don't let your child grow up without a mother.
>>31880744Well, looks like that portal opened up a bit sooner then anticipated.Also, see a doctor. Immediately. Maybe someone at the Hero's Association can come up with a treatment for multiple forms of cancer.
>>31880744yah nah fuck you
>>31880744Does Ben have any magic-absorbing monster forms? Maybe he can preserve your powers until you can repair them.
>>31880824Ben is a lucky motherfucker.
>>31880744do whatever you must to keep benben and ben safe
>>31880744we have any of those extra focuses lying around? that could tide us over until we figure some shit out
>>31880744Give her a hug, that always solves everything.
>>31880823This.The reason MGS will die without her focus is because of all the cancer. not just because she needs the magic.
>>31880801Best solution right here, though I think only Cynthia and her mom can turn others into monsters.
>>31880883She can just use the vampire powers Rena cut out of herself until we find someone who knows the language and get her a new regular focus.
the problem you are all forgetting.this sparkle will KILL US if we don't agree
>>31880936And she might kill Sparkle's kid as well.
>>31880936And what you're forgetting is that Ben is capable of taking on multiple S and A classes, including this universes Sparkle.
>>31880744"Nope, I got dozens. Would you like to come in?"
>>31880936Not if we beat her up with mum-fu. That's one power she doesn't have after all. She wont expect it.
>>31880936>>31880957you are forgetting Ben exists. He's by far the most powerful thing that has ever been in combat inquest
>>31880964>>31880936This. Ben is here. Do you really think he'll let his kid or waifu be hurt. Even by another version of his waifu.
"Fuck you... I have a family to take care of. Ben, help!">The front of the house is utterly destroyed as Ben, in monster form, bursts through it. He roars and charges at the alter Sparkle.MGS?: "W-what..!?">He slams into the magical girl. As she is knocked away he grabs onto her. He slams her into the ground while tearing her robotic arm off.MGS?: "Why is he here!? He shouldn't be here!""He's my family.">>31880812Wait, what? How do you even have this?>The magical girl is clearly shocked at this revelation. Whatever she had planned is falling apart. Sparkle eyes the focus on her. She could have Ben take it from her. He stands by her side, protecting his love, and waits for her command.
>>31880995fuck yeah, steal her focus
>>31880995Mutilated NegaSparkle is pretty moeGet rid of her other arm too then talk with her.
>>31880995Take her and yourself to get vamped by Cynthia ASAP. Bring baby and show him/her/it to MGS?.
>>31880995the focus won't work for long. even if you do take it, it's a stopgap solution.The only thing you can do is rush both you AND the other sparkle to the city for medical treatment for your various conditions. This is an S-class medical emergency, you need the tops.
>>31880995Its part of Rena semi not fucking up earlier. Have husbando take her focus and the catrod and restrain her, then phone Rena
>>31881029>vampedNO!We use SCIENCE!Contact prince.
>>31880381>EVIL DRAMATIC LATIN CHANTING MUSIC
>>31880995The Focus could work.
>>31880995Remember how she said that you'd be a slave if you got a new focus? Guess what her focus does.
>>31880995The focus is temporary and needs to be repeatedly recharged by Nega Rena. It's not a valid solution.
>>31881066this. Avoid the focus.get medical care immediately.
>>31880995Tell him to go abduct Rena and her vampire jar ASAP
>>31880995Her focus needs to be recharged by nega rena. It won't work for long.
>>31880995Capture her! GoodRena will be able to convince her to turn to good, or at least stop being evil. That's what she does, after all.
>>31881024Objection! Its an contaminated focus! destroy it too!
>>31880995Be very careful with that focus. It might be cursed or sabotaged somehow.Take the focus, capture the evil Sparkle alive, and ask her why she was willing to do this.
>>31880995Get her focus, then capture her and get her secured.She might have attacked you- even shattered your focus, but... it's as they say, but for the grace of God go you, Sparkle. You owe it to yourself to talk to her, at least long enough to find out how she turned out like this, and give her a chance to defect from whatever's making her be a beaten-down bitch.
>>31880995Do not take the focus. It will make you a slave and we do not want that. Just go vamping it up.
>>31880995Rena has vampirism in a bottle. That's why she was asking you about focuses.Use this opportunity to steal the focus. This MGS is a reluctant henchman to Evil Rena and will eventually be forced to attack you and your family again. Probably with emphasis on your family.Ideally I'd hope both you and your alternate self survive, but I don't think that's gonna happen. The other universe is basically gone. You might be doing her a mercy.
>>31880995Capture her, maybe call in reinforcements?Or just leave and take the baby with you.
Guys, there's other methods of curing things than becoming vampires.Don't any of you want healing balloons?
>>31880995Offer her a place in Ben's magical girl harem. Or ex-magical harem now, I guess.