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Sadly that was not the case as he came back after eating his own, ugh, energy source. Then you hugged him, ugh, and drained some of his HP to fill up your go juice tanks. Then you did an awesome kick to his face and then he threw you into the rock face, and then here we are. Also, Ryoko promised to ensure your tails are cleaned and blow-dried so, you know, that is a thing. The blow-dryer feels really good. “Also, we saw our compatriots, got a relationship chart started post thread, and saw Ryoko’s upgraded scrub stats and she sort of hit on me a little.” And Plant uses two curved blades, which can combine to a double sword, and then turn into a bow. She is a transformer!

You are now thinking of the sound the transformers make when they transform.

You are standing by the destroyed entrance of a cave into the mountain. It is currently afternoon.

Damage: Light
Go juice: fair

WB: 1
FB: 3

Currently in second release

I assume you wish to continue attacking. Please roll 1d100 best of first five

Also will have a bit of time for general strategy/taunts if you like
(2/2)

Rolled 38

>>31875077

Rolled 60

>>31875077
evade while waiting for go juice regen

remember the 5 D's!

Rolled 89

>>31875077
Go for some melee action with WG ceros, but try to not detonate them this time. Just have em equipped for the damage boost. If we can get a life drinker in there, go for it, but don't really prioritize it over smashing this dude's face in with strongtails.

Rolled 20

>>31875077
Go for another Life Drinker tho.

>>31875128
Fair is good enough to go in for some attacks. It's right at the middle of a full tank, and with our retardedly high max juice levels, it's probably still higher than what Ryoko/Caede/Plantdoka have.

Rolled 32

>>31875077
Call him a melt-face? Y'know, cause we melted his face. Hahahahahaa

Rolled 69

>>31875077
Just in time. I fell asleep after the board went down last night, had a final this morning. But this way we get 2 threads instead of 1 so all is good.

http://pastebin.com/2etUmdqm

Reminder that Ryoko got gud and she's a regular bruiser now.

Seriously. I would not want to fight her. She has regen that's about as good as ours, retard-high stats, and they all just get higher when she activates berserkergang. Probably hits 30 or more *Strength easily.

>>31875077
Okay. Talk shit about his parents, hopefully figure out which island they are hiding on.

Oh yeah, boast about your regen and see if his stupid leeches allow him to live if even one remains alive.

>>31875324
Hope you did well on your final!

So kicking him in the face seems to have it as of now and only go for life drinking if we think we have a shot?

Writing now

>>31875355
>Gift of Dwarves
Could explain this to me?

>>31875355

Shit. The only thing that could phase her are long-ranged opponents or pushing her through portals. But I wonder if she'd just Hulk out and start leaping large planets in a single bound, or start punching dimensional walls until something gives.

>>31875458
she gets a bonus to noticing unusual stonework

>>31875458
She has some ability that Azure didn't get around to writing the description for.

>>31875455
>Kick
I wanted to actually use the newly enstrongedified tails, but I guess kicking works too.

>>31875471
Heh...

>>31875458
She got new abilities at some point. Azure just put the names on her paste and didn't actually put what they do.

>>31875077
Two days in a row? sweet.

Writing writing for the companion combat

>>31875708
Just making sure, but they are getting their own 3d100 rolls in the background, yeah?

>>31875708
Everyone gets their own rolls. Even people who aren't here.

>>31875780
Like Loki for instance.
Loki is actually here so he gets 5d100

>>31875750
Yes, they do.

Does anyone remember what the other option for rank 5 Fatebreaker was? We picked the option to roll 5 dice instead of 3, but what was the other one?

I think it was something like "QM rolls dice at the start of the thread and you can spend an FB to substitute one of those for one of the ones you rolled" or something?

>>31875910

I think that was how it worked. How long ago was that? Was that still when Risa didn't have a first name, or when she was an Arrancar?

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>89 Nice

You need to end this now, and waiting around for you go juice to recharge is not really your style so you coat your limbs in raw cero energy, the sickening crackling laughing madness that is your power screaming from your patched together form. You charge the sticky fetish imprint and spin delivering a kick to his twisted face which is somewhat dampened by the fact he squishes. You like the crack and snap feeling under your feet when you kick people, this is just, you know, gross. An eel like appendage shoots towards you, but you sonido to the ground and kick his fleshy coiled tentacle knee. Rather than snapping and cracking you just see it give as the various gross appendages uncoil from the impact.

You back flip away from him just as more jellyfish tentacles stab into the ground where you were standing and you see sickening yellow pus like liquid drool onto the rocks. Toxin, no doubt. Before you can charge back in you see Ryoko leap into battle with a roar of hate. You grow concerned as she lands right in front of him, and you nearly swear when you see several of a barbed and mouthed tentacles stab into her torso. You fear the worst, but then you see her muscles tighten around her wounds locking the violating appendages in place. She smiles and you see her raise her fist and start punching the abomination. Each hit is a massive impact which should send the beast flying back, however Ryoko’s muscles keep her impaled on him and him stuck to her.
(1/2)

>>31875975
Back during adjuchas stage, I think.

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After a few more hits you see the tentacles rip and tear free from Ryoko’s body allowing him to pull back and away from the berserker girl. She tries to move after him, but the removed phallus like weapons twist and bite at Ryoko, distracting her. But it doesn’t matter, as Hiruko lands right in the path of Caede. She raises a spear of some sort, dripping with twisted acidic poison and rot. She says a few words as she draws a strange symbol in the air and suddenly a stream of insects flies towards Hiruko, like water from a broken fire hydrant. They bite, chew, burn, and sting the god and you see Caede takes a step back.

From behind Caede you see bolts of white light in the shape of arrows dig into god flesh. Tibalt has fired three arrows which seem to have connected in a perfect triangle formation. Time freezes for a moment, your own unique place in reality allowing you to notice it happen, and you see several symbols cycle rapidly within the triangle formation of arrows on Hiruko’s chest. The slot machine ends and you see some weird written word appear for a moment before the three arrows shift out of sync with time and cause a blue/white detonation of temporal instability.

You predict the arc of Hiruko and pull out Idemque, your guitar screaming in laughter as your cero infused hands grab her. You stop in Hiruko’s path, and holding the guitar by the neck you swing it like a bat. It connects with a sickening sound unlike guitar or fleshy god and Hiruko collides with the mountain side. You think to say something witty but you feel a surge of go juice and you feel his energy swell. Looks like he is giving it is all in his death throws.

Final round of 1d100s please. Best of first five
(2/2)

Rolled 64

>>31876041
Wishbreak him and go for the nomming.

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Rolled 80

>>31876008

>Ryoko

Berserkergang ist am besten zerker.

>>31876041

Rolled 49

>>31876041
Going to have to second the wishbreak

He's charging up, so interrupting that seems useful.

Rolled 87

>>31876041

Rolled 14

>>31876041
His weak point isn't the face, it's his balls! Castrate him!

Rolled 90

>>31876041

>>31876041
Wishbreak that fucker.

I seems you would like to Wishbreak? Is this Correct?

Y/N

Rolled 20

>>31876008
Oh my Ryoko. Such a best scrub.

>>31876041
Caede is kinda cool. Plantdoka time bow is baller.

>Final round
Wishbreaku?

>>31876155
Yep.

It's a fucking awesome skill. If we find another genie lamp, I would advocate upping the WB pool to 2 instead of getting more FBs. WB is awesome.

Rolled 48

>>31876155
Y

Please and thank you.

>>31876155
Y

>>31876171
Our pool of wishbreaks is our fatebreakers.

>>31876258
There are two pools, FB and WB.

Using wishbreaker drains 1FB and 1WB.
Using fatebreaker drains 1FB.

We have 3FB max and 1WB max per thread at the current time.

>>31876303
I says that exactly no where.

>>31876376
See >>31875077
>WB: 1
>FB: 3

And read the pastebin.
>Wishbreaker: Once a thread you can burn a fatebreaker in order to make an enemy critically fail a roll.

We have one wishbreaker per thread. It costs a fatebreaker as an additional cost to use it.

>>31876415
huh.

>>31876438
Yeah. If we want to WB more, we need to improve WB itself because more FB will do nothing for it.

But FB is good on its own for nulling critfails, so it's good to keep the FB pool higher than the WB pool anyway.

Writing options for upgrade now

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>87 8 seems to be your lucky number

You feel him charging and your tail tried being fluffy and vibrate but it is soaked in nasty nastiness but it still gets its job done in kicking the dice of the cardboard table fate was playing with and then pushing her over. You bully those you like the most.

You see his energy fail to capitalize and go somewhere else and he makes a face. You slap a fist into his side and find even his ribs are worms as they give way, damn it. You follow up with a kick and he nearly goes flying but instead he collides with Ryoko. She slams her fist into him and sends him back your way where he finds another swift kick. You do this back and forth until you kick him into the sky. He soars and you launch your ceros at the creature, each time one goes off of you your energy slowly draining more and more.

The sound of your world damaging explosions echoes through the island and brief flashes of violet bathe the island. You sonido up, each of your explosions sending Hiruko higher and higher into the air. You meet him at the apex of his climb and coat your leg in cero energy. You kick off the air above him and your kick connects with his mid-section. You manipulate the gravity so the two of you hit the ground with intense force and then, just for a kicker, you detonate your leg. You are currently shoeless.

You get up as the strange eldritch markings regenerate your leg and see Hiruko a twisted shivering mass of slowly ebbing energy. You point at him and laugh, starting a dance on your newly formed leg. “Ha ha! I kicked your arse. I kicked your arse! That’s what you get for acting so big, eh rapey no mates?” You ask wrapping your arm around Ryoko.

“And so’s yer dad!” You shout and the body explodes.
(1/2)

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A white cloud of sticky mess covers you and Ryoko as you were making fun of the defeated Shinto diety however, and you find yourself somewhat annoyed at this, Caede manages to get Tyler behind a shield of magic before it coated her. Ryoko spits a trail of good and opens her eyes. “I was going to say well done but then it-“ She shakes her head.

“So.” You say as thick Hiruko falls off of you. “You are a spitter I see.” You note.

“You owe me for this Sensei.” Ryoko replies narrowing her gaze. “You owe me.”

Well, no matter, you see a small crystally shard of Hiruko’s essence, ha, which of course you eat you gluttonous fiend. You feel yourself fill with power.

YOU ATE SOMETHING DIRTY

You can get dibs on the land if you want it and start molding the believers.

Also options appear before you.

15 spxp

600 xp

Parasitic Disposition- Does not take a round to set up, and you can steal go juice from your enemies by biting them.

Madness Fog- Use your go juice to create a massive fog which will slowly drive those exposed to it insane

DIVINE OPTION: Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered.

Independent fluffiness- Your tails can now behave has independent life forms which are able to perform simple actions without instruction. Helps in combat.
Write ins are possible as normal


Divine powers work like this, you need to have a group of dedicated worshipers, actual worshipers not just your mates. If you have enough faith power you can use your divine powers more and it counts towards the unseen modifiers for Miracle options. The more twisted, messed up, and against their nature acts you make your followers to in devotion to you the more faith you get. For example, if just a quick prayer was 1 then ritually tearing out the heart of an innocent in your name would be 100. A crusade against unbelievers would be 500, etc.
(2/2)

>>31876987
Oah god those options give me a moment

>>31876987
>DIVINE OPTION: Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered

>>31876987
>Independent fluffiness- Your tails can now behave has independent life forms which are able to perform simple actions without instruction. Helps in combat.
I know it will lead to our tails betraying us, but I don't care.

>>31876987
>Independent fluffiness- Your tails can now behave has independent life forms which are able to perform simple actions without instruction. Helps in combat.
That sounds really awesome.

The tails would have shapeshifting, right? So they could all turn into little Risas?

>>31876987
>>31876933
divine option time
time to be a god.

>>31876987
>Independent fluffiness- Your tails can now behave has independent life forms which are able to perform simple actions without instruction. Helps in combat.
oh, the shenanigans that they will get up to during down time i am imagining monologue and inventory using them to interact with the real world (monologue touching butts, and inventory taking random stuff and putting it in our pants

>>31876987
>DIVINE OPTION: Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered.


we need to start building followers anyways

>>31877096
They would be of free will.

>>31876987
>600 xp
Let's upgrade Garganta/Dream Walker.

>>31876987
Alright, Madness fog or DIVINE OPTION
Madness fog is probably great against large numbers but we have allies. Its a really cool thing to be able to do, like really cool. But we have allies.
Then again I don't want DIVINE OPTION seeing as I will never vote to cut off a part of our power.
>Madness Fog

>>31876987
>DIVINE OPTION: Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered.

>>31876987
>Parasitic Disposition- Does not take a round to set up, and you can steal go juice from your enemies by biting them.
Can this stack with Life Drinker?

>>31876987
>DIVINE OPTION: Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered.
Well, people have wanted minions, and this is a sane way to get it. Score!

>>31877122
>>31877129
>>31877131
You guys know that we can still gather Faith even if we don't take the option right?

Also in general I figure we have scrubs to do that for us.

>>31877113
Hells yes motherfucker. we already got a handy dandy batch of followers right here. Set a priest down and get them to start having orgies and doctor Who marathons.

>>31876987
>Independent fluffiness- Your tails can now behave has independent life forms which are able to perform simple actions without instruction. Helps in combat.

>>31877166
Right. I want minion, but since actually getting minion is a terrible idea, I want this.

>>31877123
Azure, how does faith work? Is it a point system? Like if 2k worshipers worshiped the hell out of us and then all died, would we still have power from their acts of faith?

>>31877113
>>31877179
We don't need to take that option to get faith. We can already do that.

And SotLG requires us to cut off parts of our body to make minions. It's not really a good power.

>>31876987
I can't decide between fluffy and divine. I think divine might be more useful, but FLUFFY

>>31876987
>Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered.

Rolled 1

>>31876987
>DIVINE OPTION: Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered.


I know we can gather faith without it, but this way we can multitask more effectively while doing so.
Like we don't want Lil' Risa back to cheer up Zweity?

>>31877187
Independent Fluffiness is a minion option here that isn't the divine thing.

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>>31876987
>Write ins are possible as normal

Since we just dealt with a boss that had tentacles and other assorted things, here's a write-in choice:

>FATE DRAIN:

>Binds the target on reishi constructs that have a blatant religious overtone. By invoking your growing divine powers, you can then impale the target with your many tails, and rob the target of one of their many potential futures. Though the exact effect varies from target to target, it will always grant you a VERY strong (albeit temporary) Go-Juice & attribute boost, and a smaller permanent Go-Juice boost.

TLDR: Guaranteed gain of temporary fatebreaker & temporary go-juice/attribute boost. Long-term effects on target unknown.

>>31877201
You do realize that all the Archangels were made from this power right? Granted, we don't have 2.5 billion people worshiping us, but still.

>>31877166
>>31877201
The scrubs probably wouldn't really want to do that. Most of them are only semi loyal to us anyway. And we dont have the time to do that shit all by ourselves. That time could be better spent eating more gods.

>>31876987
>Independent fluffiness- Your tails can now behave has independent life forms which are able to perform simple actions without instruction. Helps in combat.

Either that or

>600 xp

I don't really see why we would need minions, they probably aren't any good to talk to and can only do what we can do, only less good.

>>31877200
The power would still be there. It would slowly fade away over years due to a natural entropy type thing, but it will be slow. That is how a lot of the older gods are still alive, though weakened.

Again, keep in mind the tails will no longer be under your control.

Should I do a linked vote?

>>31877166
>>31877201
to be fair though, these guys we make are mini us's as a rule.
so imagine owning minion but it isn't complete shit and in addition can help us with gaining followers to get faith powers and shenanigans.

>>31877201
>>31877227

Well, this option is probably good if you're already hella powerful and bound by rules and/or have to manage a huge divine portfolio and/or bureaucracy. But right now, Risa is still kinda kicking around in a mortal perspective. It might have a good payoff later, but right now it might not be so great.

>>31877201
you read the relationship chart chum?

I reckon only 2 of our scrubs would worship us

We just killed this island's deity... I say to the victor go the spoils...

No one else wants Madness fog for all the good stories we will be able to tell people later when they are insane and dead?
ok...

>>31876987
>Divine powers work like this, you need to have a group of dedicated worshipers, actual worshipers not just your mates. If you have enough faith power you can use your divine powers more and it counts towards the unseen modifiers for Miracle options. The more twisted, messed up, and against their nature acts you make your followers to in devotion to you the more faith you get. For example, if just a quick prayer was 1 then ritually tearing out the heart of an innocent in your name would be 100. A crusade against unbelievers would be 500, etc.
Might wanna add that to the mechanics paste.

>>31877258
I think you're gonna need a numbered vote for this. Give it some more time for people to think up write-in powers.

>>31877258
Might be a good idea.

>>31877258
Hmm, maybe making them independent isn't such a good idea after all.

>>31877220
That is a bit over the top.

>>31877258
this is why a fair bit of us want the servant thing and not the tail thing cause fuck the fact our tails having a chance of not being loyal.

>>31877279
Not very helpful if it effects our allies.

>>31877220
FATE DRAIN is actually nice.

>Binds the target on reishi constructs that have a blatant religious overtone.

This is effectively a lesser version of Fenrir's powerup. Handy if we want double wolfu.

[x] Fate Drain.

>>31877258
One option for a write in power would be Minion 3 or 4. Since its similar to what he already has the XP converts more efficiently or something (it also would make grabbing new XP powers an actual possibility instead of being completely retarded.

Guys, I don't want to make our tails independent. I'm happy with them the way they are.
>Again, keep in mind the tails will no longer be under your control.

>>31877277
None of your scrubs worship you.

>>31877279
the problem with it is nothing to do with that but the idea of making divine mini risas that actively run around with mini fluffy tails and try to make us get worshipped is hilariously awesome.

>>31877277
Shit we need to do some fun stuff with Zweity.

Maybe take her, Fuego, and Caede to see if we can sneak into Las Noches and really Project III?

>>31877361
I meant that only two of them would be down with worshiping us.

>>31876987
WRITE IN OPTION

>Fanatical Madness: Normal humans infected with your poison will feel compelled to worship you in addition to the regular madness that the poison brings. Stronger individuals can resist this somewhat.

>>31877390
I thought it could be a thing because Hiruko used that string thing that was similar to our poison and it made people love him.

>>31877382
None of them would be down with worshiping you unless you forced them and then they would not really have a heart for it.
>>31877390
Distressingly similar to an already planned divine power you can unlock

>>31877434
>Distressingly similar to an already planned divine power you can unlock
And how, praytell, would we go about unlocking it?

Rolled 55

>>31877372
Divine Mini-Risas solve all the problems.

We get to hang with Jager.
We get to be a good teacher.
We get to hand out with Fuego.
We get to be good parents to Zweity.
We get to convince people that the laughing god can end eternal winter.

>>31877448
I'm going to go out on a limb and say by eating a god.

Looks pretty close. so how about we do a linked vote? Please link to this post and put the number, and only the number, of the option you want. No explanations, or periods, or doing green text. Just the number.

1 Independent Fluffiness
2 Servants of the laughing god
3 xp
4Parasite

>>31877455
i'm pretty sure that the tails are still attached to us they can just move by themselves

>>31877473
2

>>31877473
2

>>31877473
4

>>31877455
this.
everyone wants a divine mini-risa.

>>31877473
2

>>31877473
2

>>31877473
1

>>31877473
2

>>31877473
2

>>31877473
3

>>31877473
2

>>31877480
he means the servant power dude.

>>31877473
4

>>31877448
You need to get followers and actually start getting some following and then you will get the power to start improving and changing followers. Right now your godliness is like a hollow who hasn't gotten any xp.

>>31877473
2

>>31877519
OH... woops now i feel retarted

>>31877473
4

>>31877473
3

>>31877490
I don't. We know that divine minions can betray their creators (Lucy certainly did). Therefor, we want the base personality of our minions to be somewhat more reliable and trustworthy than us.

>>31877473
Being madness fog bro is suffering.

>>31877434
>Distressingly similar to an already planned divine power you can unlock
>There's a power that causes our poison to make people worship us.

GUYS.

HOLD UP A SECOND.

THIS MEANS THAT BUYING THE FOG IS THE BEST DIVINE OPTION. WE CAN JUST WALK INTO A BIG CITY, POISON EVERYONE WITH THE FOG, AND TURN ALL OF THEM INTO WORSHIPPERS.

THINK ABOUT IT REALLY QUICK.

>>31877473
Oh...

It's not even an option.

;_;

Fuck, did every single person who wanted the independent tails change their minds?

Poll closed. Tallying now

>>31877564
Suffering...

>>31877592
Well that, or a silent majority, or proxies.

We've been over this before.

>>31877579
>>31877609
These anon understand me. Lets suffer togeather.
M-Maybe we will get another change to get madness fog...

>>31877579
Yo
>Divine servants probably have poision
>we can move faster than the eye can see
>servants are probably also pretty fast
Ten minutes and we could hit a small town.

>>31877596
Exactly how much of us are we going to have to chip off to make a servant? Because this is really starting to worry me.

>>31877592
independant tails is a terribad idea because that means they can be mind controlled in addition to the fact that they are actually not under our control, which sucks donkey ass.

>>31877624
The best rank5 option for poison is a mini-fog.

>Next Level: Tainted air: You can force your poison out into the air as a cloud of multi colored gas. Any who walk into the cloud become saturated in your poison. It lasts for a long time unless something destroys it.

We'd want to get poison to rank 5 anyway now, since we're going to need it to obtain worshipers and rank 4 isn't as good as it could be.

>>31877473
4

>>31877624
>>31877609
>>31877579
Ahem
>Viral mutation: Your poison gains the traits of a virus, spreading and mutating rapidly.
and if thats too dangerous
>Tainted air: You can force your poison out into the air as a cloud of multi colored gas. Any who walk into the cloud become saturated in your poison. It lasts for a long time unless something destroys it.
We can set our own mini fog.

>>31877632
I don't think it will be a noticeable amount. Otherwise Azure would have to call a Y/N vote every time we want to make something.

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>>31877592
I guess not being in control of Fluffy tails scared them away.


Now, we need to focus on getting worshipers. I suppose we can start with this island, since we ate rape leech. (better wash the spunk off first)

maybe make statues/charms in our image that slowly bleed madness into people that stay around it/ wear it long enough?

>>31877674
Actually, nevermind what I said.

>Viral mutation: Your poison gains the traits of a virus, spreading and mutating rapidly.

This one would be way better for infecting tons of people.

And iirc, we can remove it from our scrubs if they catch it.

>>31877632
I hope it's just fingernail clippings. I'm not liking this "rip out teeth and they never regrow" business.

>>31877690
Viral Mutation just got a hell of a lot better.

Rolled 25

>>31877473
2

>>31877690
This is about to turn into a game of Pandemic, isn't it?

>>31877844
Not anytime soon. That's the sort of crap that would cause Archangels to hotdrop us.

>>31877864
>everything goes pandemic
>implying risa wouldn't be the most powerful god really really really fast
>except in madagascar, because fuck da polis.

>>31876987
I assume his crystal is about to get assimilated next post? I like reading about the crystals getting assimilated.

>>31877913
Say the words 3.8 billion worshipers to yourself a few times. And thats assuming that the Buddest and Hindu (with a combined 1.6 billion) wouldn't help out. Which they would

What sort of minions are we going to make?

>Little Risas
>Cats with big smiles
>Floating laser balls Even in godhood, I shall beamspam
>Potted plants

>>31877979
I don't think anyone is seriously considering going virus on the world, and this coming from one of the few who want Madness Fog^tm.

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Your eyes water as you feel a new piercing form somewhere, but that is not important. The milky white crystal falls into your hollow hole and you see it float below your main plot rock. You reach deep inside yourself to find you have a new power! But you only have enough to make it work a little as of now.

You see Caede snicker at you as you and Ryoko try to wipe yourselves off as best you can. “You know that’s a good look for you.” She comments and Ryoko frowns deeper.

“So what should we do about the town? They did sort of try to turn me into a breeding factory.” Ryoko asks flicking some of the sticky white stuff at Caede, but only getting her weird shield.

“Well, I suppose we have a bunch of things we have to do but first we-“ You close your eyes and let the options appear

[] Go bathe. Ryoko promised to fix your tails
[] Go force the head priest to kneel.
[] Dramatically blow things up
[] Other, please specify

>>31878021
>[] Go force the head priest to kneel.

>>31878021
[X] Go bathe. Ryoko promised to fix your tails
The priest comes after.

>>31878021
>[x] Shed our wank-covered skin like a snake or something. Just burn it all off and grow a new one.
>[x] Go bathe. Ryoko promised to fix your tails
Because we can't just let the tails fall off. And she promised.
>[x] Go force the head priest to kneel.

>>31878008
People we ate. Its supposed to be part of ourself, and by eating souls we make them a part of ourself.

>>31878021
Go force the head priest and the whole clergy to bathe us clean.

>>31878017
I am. It's a fantastic way to build massive followers.

>>31878021
>[] Go force the head priest to kneel.

Ryoko it is then.

>>31878008
giant rhyming spiders
RIP in peace Charlotte

>>31878128
Rest in peace in peace?

>>31878008
Hilarious caricatures of angels. It'll be funny.

>>31878008
>you will never have an army of risa lolis running about being cute as hell and doing all kinds of shenanigans.

>>31878153
rip in peace. i heard someone say it and thought it was funny at the time.

>>31878021
>[x] Go force the head priest to kneel.

HOSTILE TAKEOVER!

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!

Now 23% less rape!

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You nod to yourself and raise up your arms, your tails dragging behind you in the dirt in a way most unlady like. “Well, I could go see the priest about stuff and make him kneel before me but-“ You start but feel Ryoko’s arm wrap around your shoulders and start dragging you back.

“Or you are going to get naked with me because you owe me so god damn much as is and I am going to make you pay me back and then some.” Ryoko says grumbling as she drags you.

“Or we can do that, I suppose. But Ryoko, you sort of look scary right now Ryoko. Ryoko?” You ask as she drags you back to town with a determined look on her face.

You smell like Sid.

Ryoko is, well, enthusiastic to say the least in her bathing habits in a manner which I am not certain one can recount on a blue board. Still, you are finally clean and back at the inn. She spent much of the night blow-drying and brushing your tails till they smelled nice and fluffy, then, before you could go out and demand the surrender of the village, she wrapped her legs around one of your tails, put another under head, and grabbed a third to hold tight in order to sleep. I advised against getting her off because her character sheet is seriously op.

You spend the night like that, letting her cuddle with your tail, until finally the morning came and she got up, smacking her lips, and stretching in the morning sun. “So, now are you satisfied?” You ask her raising a brow, but she shakes her head.
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“No. Not even close.” She replies and you see Caede sighing while covering Ron’s eyes.

“If you are done the villagers are gathering around the mountain. They are sort of confused that their god got stomped.” She says.

You walk outside and see the villagers all standing around with the village head leading a discussion about what happened and how they will survive now. How should we inform them of the change in management?

[] Try and look nicer than their previous god. Go for the hero route and let them know their dark nights are over. You are the night.
[] You kidding? We are a right bastard. Act like the deranged monster we are and put them in their place. They followed a rape monster and killed a pirate!
[] Other, please specify
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>>31878474
>[x] You kidding? We are a right bastard. Act like the deranged monster we are and put them in their place. They followed a rape monster and killed a pirate!
BAAAAARRDDWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>31878474
>[] Try and look nicer than their previous god. Go for the hero route and let them know their dark nights are over. You are the night.
But not too nice. Instead of annual rape fests we'll have monthly prank competitions.

>>31878474
>[x] You kidding? We are a right bastard. Act like the deranged monster we are and put them in their place. They followed a rape monster and killed a pirate!


we're a god of love...TOUGH LOVE

>>31878511
Our pranks can be right nasty at times you know.

>>31878474
>[x] You kidding? We are a right bastard. Act like the deranged monster we are and put them in their place. They followed a rape monster and killed a pirate!
These are not good people, remember how they beat someone to death with sticks and regularly send their women to be sex slaves? Give them the Schrodinger experience.

>>31878474
Middle ground?

We aren't Hiruko the rape lord, but we ain't no saviour from the dark nights.

Bow down, motherfuckers.

>>31878474
>[] You kidding? We are a right bastard. Act like the deranged monster we are and put them in their place. They followed a rape monster and killed a pirate!
first act as god is to vaporize the people who killed bardwah.

>>31878564
Sounds good to me. We can't go all out because that would totally kill them.

>>31878474
>[X] You kidding? We are a right bastard. Act like the deranged monster we are and put them in their place. They followed a rape monster and killed a pirate!

Go full shapeshifter, and live up to our moniker of Laughing Genoci- well maybe not all the way up to our moniker. But scare the ever living shit out of them, then stop and burst out laughing and be all "We cool, just tone down the rape and build me a statue or something."

Also decree, no stairs allowed. Ramps only.

>>31878474
Act as something beyond their feeble comprehension of morality.

>>31878590
No. We have our new worshipers sacrifice them to our glory.

More points that way.

>>31878474

Middle ground where we are the horror that eats their dreams?

I think we should ask Ryoko to decide. She has a very valid opinion of who we are. Without the veil of crazy we have.

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>>31878474

"As long as you do it through a hole in a sheet, its okay!"

>>31878604
>Go full shapeshifter, and live up to our moniker of Laughing Genoci- well maybe not all the way up to our moniker. But scare the ever living shit out of them, then stop and burst out laughing and be all "We cool, just tone down the rape and build me a statue or something."
This sounds like fun. Also, a new fortress retreat for our various allies/minions.

>>31878625
good idea.

>>31878641
Yeah that works.

>>31878625
That will do nicely.

>>31878474
>[] You kidding? We are a right bastard. Act like the deranged monster we are and put them in their place. They followed a rape monster and killed a pirate!

Writing, writing

Did... Did we just turn into the Brothers of Madness from that cyoa with the gods?

>>31878655
This is good.

We're a shapeshifter and a ghost who walks around with a heart on our sleeve. We're both Laughing Genocide and She Who Eats Potatoes.

We're not going to look pretty with an aura of kindness, and mega-maniacal outbursts are the exception, not the rule.

>>31878702
Don't forget that we can be a couple hundred feet tall if we want to.

Being an imposing giant is really useful for proclaiming yourself the new god and for intimidating people in general.

I love Shapeshifting 5 so much. We should get a shapeshifting boost skill at some point.

>>31878702
>>31878794
Also Illusions. Not really super duper good in a real fight, but it should be baller for corralling the locals into worship.

>(Takes EF: 3)Servants of the laughing god – Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered.
>EF
Is that the shorthand for faith points or whatever they are?

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“Hello! Excuse me, yes.” You say trying to shove into the crowd.

You struggle and wiggle, then get an elbow to the face on accident and grumble as you rub your nose. “Okay, new tactic.” You say to yourself and sonido over their heads.

You land behind the village elder and then kick him in his backside sending him sprawling into the crowd. You fan your ultraly sexuatiously fluffilicious tails behind you like a fan and smile. “Hello everyone I am Risa Wayne Schrodinger. Doctor Risa The Doctor Schrodinger and I am your new god.” You explain making the crowd look around confused. “Oh, don’t be like that, seriously. I killed your god and then ate him so that sort of means you lot listen to me now.” You explain and at once protest flares up.

Who are you to decide? How dare you blaspheme! Etc. etc. I mostly tune them out. “Alright, double new tactic.” You say charging your hand with energy and firing a cero at the nearest house. It is destroyed and the air around you crackles with violet electricity as the universe tells you to seriously, stop. “Do I have your attention now? Good!” You nod happily as there are no objections. You start pacing. “Now I am certain some of you are concerned. Will she be merciful? Will she be kind? Will she let us touch her tails? The answers are probably, can be, and no. You see, as long as you don’t defy me you can go on with your little lives as normal. Hell, we will even lower the rape by twenty three percent!” You offer with a smile. You mean increase the rape.
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“Hold on.” You say holding up a finger and turning while glaring up. “No, I mean lower it. Why would rape go up?” Because the voice in your head has a twisted sense of morals? Because it’s funny? Because my toes are cold? “No monologue no rape.” You say then turn to the crowd. “Unless they displease me. If they make me mad I am not certain what I will do.” You explain your face twisting as your tails start to grow eyes and teeth. “You see, I have this twisted sort of retribution. Someone breaks my potted plant, I murder their god. Someone says something mean to me and I torture them.”

Your limbs stretch and shift becoming a wall of black and violet laughing madness. You extend and stretch over the crowd and those that try to run find pillars of fleshy gore in their way. The gore flowers teeth and eyes and they are sent back. “I can’t stand betrayal to see. It hurts so much I just don’t know what to do. Should I find you people are denying me or defying me, I will be so beside myself I just don’t know what might happen.” You explain, fleshy protrusions falling down and coiling around the people there, leaving a trail of spit as you taste them all. They all taste like Sid.

“Speaking of.” You say, a body of you from the waist up forming upside down on the top of the dome of flesh and madness you have encased them in. “Which of you killed Bardwah. He was a funny little pirate with a fake finger and the most amusing method of speech.” You say and the people within look around scared. “Oh, come now. Someone must know. If you don’t tell me I will proceed to rape and impregnate the men first, then crack them open and suck on the marrow as my mad eggs hatch inside all the new and exciting orifices I make in them.” You threaten and you hear some people arguing.
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It doesn’t take long for the group who killed Bardwah to be singled out, men have this strange thing about being violated and stabbed over and over again. “Most people have a thing about that really. I want them sacrificed to me.” You say thinking about how to do it, but you do not have long to do so.

The highschool twins who were super creepy spring into action. One hits the men in the back of the knees and the other stabs them in the throat. They move quickly and efficiently through the men and stab them finally taking care of the last only moments after they started. “Hey!” You shout pointing at them and letting the fleshy dome fall back into your body. You land and cross your arms angry. “I was still thinking how I wanted them killed you- just. Argh!” You grumble. Good initiative though.

“Yes, yes, good initiative. Now I have to think of something else.” You sigh.

“We only wish-“ The first says. “-To be of use.” The second finishes. You should violate them with your tail and-

Static fills your mind as you stab your temple with your finger and wiggle around. You pull them out and the hole closes up on you. That was my pool table! “Not now monologue. Right!” You say standing and pointing at the twins. “Build me a statue. A nice one with, like, a fantastic ass. Just, wow, you know?” You command and the twins look at each other and nod.

Well, that seems to be taken care of. The Cult of Risa has had its humble beginnings.

What now?
[] Go see someone in town
[] Try your new faith power to make a follower of some sort (Priest or enforcer currently available)
[] Back to jager. You miss her wolf hugs
[] Other, please specify
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>>31879401
>[] Other, please specify
Get a "Top God" coffee mug or something, because we are clearly the best.

>>31879401
>[] Try your new faith power to make a follower of some sort (Priest or enforcer currently available)
We should probably invite Jaeger or the Nofungami to put up a base here.

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>>31879401
>[x] Try your new faith power to make a follower of some sort (Priest or enforcer currently available)

Priest! He'll be all dour and efficient and not really enjoy his job but unbendingly loyal and able to inspire or drive insane! And find ways to spin the cult dogma so that it's more palatable to the outside world and so that it may spread amongst hipsters and rebels and whatever.

>>31879401
>[] Try your new faith power to make a follower of some sort (Priest or enforcer currently available)
Make a priest. Someone has to watch spunk town while we are elsewhere.

>>31879401
[x] Find actually crazy girl, see what she sees now.

We could make her the priest. Or the football player might be a better fit, turn him into a captain for Bugfuck Nowhere United.

>>31879401
>[x] Try your new faith power to make a follower of some sort (Priest or enforcer currently available)
Priest? Will he be strong enough to fight off these people if need be? I know he probably won't exactly be fighting off most things, but about what level of scrub with priest-risa minion be?

>>31875458
Dwarves play a role in Norse Mythology.

>>31879401
>Try your new faith power to make a follower of some sort (Priest or enforcer currently available)

Priest Risa should take creepy twins under her wing. And insane girl. And footballer.

I miss wolf hugs.

>>31879401
How much EF do we have now? Sacrificing Bardwah's murderers should have been a hefty chunk, right?

>>31879401
>[x] Try your new faith power to make a follower of some sort (Priest or enforcer currently available)

we a god, we need a St Peter.

>>31879495
Stronger than these people certainly.

>>31879540
These are generally in decimals of power I just used such big numbers last time to help illustrate the point

So people want to try their hand at making a priest?

Okay, writing now

>>31879553
>>31879540
What if we go to the corpse of Bardwah and try and make a priest of our own essence and his?

>>31879598
Bring over Ryoko/Caede/Plantdoka to watch while we do it and then be all happy and proud of the thing like a kid that just made their first fingerpainting.

>These are generally in decimals of power I just used such big numbers last time to help illustrate the point
Are they ever going to be listed on the char sheet or is it a hidden stat?
Please don't be hidden...

Rolled 12, 47, 83, 77 = 219

>>31879629
It is on the sheet right now. You have five, you are burning three. I was planning on having it only show up when you get a solid point unless the decimals play into it more.

Random priest is go!

>>31879688
>It is on the sheet right now.
Really? I can't find it. Where is it on the sheet?

>>31879714
EF. Sorry, seems I didn't save the open tab for pastebin. Should be on there now below SPXP

Writing writing

>>31879688
>I was planning on having it only show up when you get a solid point unless the decimals play into it more.
I think displaying the decimals are valuable for knowing how close we are to another solid point if nothing else.

We also have to remember to bring back nick-nacks from the island we took over.

Gifts for everybody! What's the islands prime export? Except Rape, I don't think we can export rape.

>>31879897
Well, we blew up the cumpool...

Japanese fetish underwear?

>>31879897
>...I don't think we can export rape.

We could ask the sloth for some pointers.

>>31879897
Unagi. Lots of Unagi.

So this island is going to be passively generating EF now?

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You stab a finger into your wrist and let the blood flow out. You feel the accumulated faith pour into the blood as it leaves your body, and then your wound heals. The few drops on the ground boil, and bubble, and merge into a black pool with crackling violet energy. You see a hand pull out of the pool, then a second. You see a burly man pull himself above the waters of your faith based poison pit and cough. He looks around and then at you. “Blimey.” He grumbles standing, wobbling a bit, then getting his feet under him.

“Sensei, what did you do?” Ryoko asks as the man starts rubbing at his face, the strange sensation of being people evidently making him feel weird.

“Look! Ryoko I made people! Well, technically a synthetic energy based construct which pretends it is people, but you get the general idea.” You explain pointing at him.

“So you made some random guy?” She asks.

“Yes.” You say proudly puffing up yo9ur modest chest.

“And you made me naked.” The priest says.

“Yes!” You confirm.

“Not bad” Caede notes tilting her head slightly at the man making him cover up.

“Oi! You are too young for that. But really, I thought Ryoko would be all lustful for him right about now.” You point out and Ryoko makes a face.

“Yeah, I think I am done with that for a while. Don’t get me wrong, boys are still sexy and all but, seriously. A god made only of penises. What the hell is wrong with my country?” Ryoko asks concerned.
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“Well, more for me then.” Caede says and you grab her by her adorable cheeks.

“No boys until after you are married.” You command.

“but-“ Caed says and you squeeze her cheeks more.

“No boys!” You command and she struggles against you.

“Oh. How nice, lovely, really. Can I get some bloody trousers now?” The man asks.

You oblige him.

He is now dressed as you like. “Why is there vegetable in my jacket?” the man asks.

“Shush. So I need you to watch things here. You know, train the creepy girls to be extra creepy.” And lustful. “No, not lustful” You say. With each other. “No!” You raise your fingers in a threatening gesture again and suddenly you forget Belgium. You narrow your gaze and roll your hand. “And make them sort of lustful I guess. Suitably for the position of the Goddess of Delight.” You smile.

“Cool. Name’s John, by the way.” He says looking at the awesome outfit your gave him.

“Nice to meet you John Smith. Now then, what should we do now?” You ask

“We have to get gifts for Zweity.” Caede reminds you

“Yes. Like fetish underwear.” You agree.

“No, she is too young for that.” Caede sighs.

Well now, what do you do?
[] Try and find sweet shops
[] All the fetish underwear!
[] Fresh Fishies
[] Other, please specify
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>>31879981
Yes, and there will be chances for you to give commands to build up, or change the place. Plus small things which will require your attention and will effect how the village grows and changes.

Your priest will be able to communicate with you even if you are away and the twins will be able to as well once they get some training in.

>>31880082
>[] Try and find sweet shops
Wasn't she playing some video game? Monologue, get her a PS4, yes I know it doesn't exist yet in this timeline, do it anyway.

>>31880082
[X] Try and find sweet shops
[X] All the fetish underwear!
[X] Fresh Fishies

No half-measures. Get everything.

>>31880082
...Let's get her a pirate costume.

>>31880082
>[] Try and find sweet shops
>[] Get some fetish underwear anyway. She'll probably wear it as a hat and it'll be adorable.

>>31880082
>[] Try and find sweet shops

So we just created a not-fifth doctor to be our herald on an island of previously evil sex worshipers?

Asmodeus is gonna be jealous.

>>31880082
>Why not all three?
>Locate Kenta & Crazy Girl
>Remind Ryoko that her country can go fuck itself because she's down with Odin.

>>31880082
>[x] Fresh Fishies
If there's one thing that Japanese food is great at, it's cooking fish and making it taste great without slathering it in butter.

>[x] Try and find sweet shops

I just hope there aren't yams and rice cakes at those places. They're good enough as is, but it's very disappointing when you're expecting fruit and/or sugary stuff and get root crops and root crop accessories instead.

>>31880114
Can priest-bro do anything cool?

>>31880160
He seems somewhat more sane than us. Maybe he'll be able to raise the second wave of scrub kids right and not have them all turn into Ryouichis.

>>31880148
this.

>>31880082
>[] Try and find sweet shops
>[] All the fetish underwear!

edible underpants!

Compromise! Nobody wins!

Rolled 27

Grabbing everything it is.

Rolling for something else and writing

>>31880114
Coolio.

Idea to gain EF: Take over MTV somehow. Possibly make another minion once we get another point and have them become a musician that encourages the youth with Risafarian rock.

Oh! Oh! For tribute, can we demand they offer up whales and the like? Seems fitting for a cat.

>>31880260
>implying kurt cobain wasn't a risafarian.
this is a terribad idea, do not do this.

>>31880260
Yes, it's about time we struck MTV off The List.

>>31879783
Is EF also the currency used to buy divine upgrades or will we just use SPXP or will there be some new third type of xp for em?

>>31880330
We should spend some time with Zweity Bitey when we get back.

>>31880379
SPXP will be used if it looks like EF is going too slow. Again, this has a sort of constant generator always going so it should not be so bad. If it is too complex I will hammer it all together

Writing writing

>>31880330
>inb4 MTV is actually run by some jackass god of music doing something similar

>>31880415
Would explain why pop culture shifts so rapidly - it loses its potency every few years and he needs to keep forcing new trends to keep everyone (unintentionally) worshipping him.

>>31880415
And then we have a Rock Off and feed it to our guitar specifically.

>>31880397
Maybe Zweity, GREAT ME, and Kouta, shore the two up a bit and see if GREAT ME's GREATNESS rubs off on them at all?

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“Sweets! The Japanese are all always so proud of their sweets and that means she can eat them and be happy!” You explain.

“Not too many. We don’t want her getting a cavity.” Caede explains.

“Then we balance it with fishies! Lots of fishies!” You explain handing Caede random money from your pants. “Go buy her some sweet candy she will like since you promised. I will buy the fishies because I am a cat and this makes sense to me.” You explain.

Also, go take all the fetish underwear from that guy’s house. The one that was like a g-string but made of cord. “Oh, I am so stealing those.” You note and sonido off, a deep thrum of power in your wake. You make it to the head chief’s house and pull your pants with the ropes and the shiny string from before. You feel the fainted touch of power in them, and while it is slowly fading, it might be fun to play a prank on Jager or Hiroshi or someone.

You then sonido over to the docks and smile your way into a large bag of nice fishies. Seems the god from before ensured they got a good haul of fish, something you will probably have to work on at some point. Still you get everything and your tails remain fluffy. You sonido back to the group and do not tell them everything you got. You keep the fish out of your pants, still slightly traumatized by what Akira said, and decide to make your way back home.

You climb onto the ship and

THE UNIVERSE IS STABLE. DON’T PANIC

Go to your cabin. Ryoko follows you and throws you on the bed. “What are we going to be doing on the bed Ryoko?” You ask and see her start to strip. “Eh? Seriously? I was just doing that because it was funny and stuff.”

You do not finish as she wraps herself in your tails again and goes to sleep. You read your comics for the rest of the trip.
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You make it back to your main city whose name the QM long since forgot, and sonido back to your shrine. Your head swims as you step in and you see destruction everywhere. The buildings have been damaged, the healer shinigami are running around tending the wounded, and the pure stench of niphilim coats the area.

You sniff the air and track down Jager in a room in the shinigami area of the shrine. She is laying down with bandages around her stomach and several of the nofunigami are standing over her with glowing green hands healing her. “Ah, Ri-chan?” Hiroshi says walking over to you. “Oh, welcome back. Sorry it is not in a better way.” He says sadly.

“What happened?” You ask forcing calm in your voice as your fluffy tails shiver in rage.

“I don’t know. I was inside when I heard someone scream we were under attack. I went outside and saw some weird people, then they grabbed Sin-Fin and ran off.” He explains. “Jager went after them and they hit her pretty hard. Fuego fought them into town with this weird golden glow, but I can’t feel his energy anymore. I sent some people out but-“ He sighs.

“You just left him out there?” Caede demands, the stench of sulfur and human entrails being feasted on by bugs filling the room. “You left my Fuego out there alone?” She snarls and steps into the room, her eyes glowing a sickening green.

“Ca-chan. We are doing everything we can to help him but-“ He starts but then goes silent as caede pulls him down to her eye level.

“Everything?! Why are there zzztill people in the shrine? He is more valuable than-“ Caede starts but stops when Zweity bops her on her head.
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“Caede no fight!” She says clenching her fists.

Caede turns to her and, for a moment, you charge your own energy thinking she is going to unleash her power. She takes a deep breath and the smell vanishes. “Right. Sorry.” She says stepping out.

“Ri-chan, rest for a minute. I will make sure everything here is okay.” Hiroshi says turning back to healing the injured.

Something seems fishy about all this

Well now, what do we do?
[] Storm the nephilim compound at once!
[] Go see someone in the shrine(Who?)
[] Look for Fuego
[] Other, please specify
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>>31880719
>>31880696
>>31880674
>something is fishy as fuck ere
>where the hell is jager?
>go find jager, what in the fuck?

>>31880719
>[] Storm the nephilim compound at once!
Time to add the nephilim to our genocide list.

>>31880719
Who would have thought a weird fetishy rape god wouldn't be the worst news we got today?

>>31880737
Jager is right in front of us getting patched up. Fuego is in peril (or worse), as is Sin Fin. We should probably save them.

>>31880719
[x] Other, please specify
Something is strange as fuck here.
Get a good sniff of energies. Where are the twincies? Where is Akira and his futuresight?

>>31880719
>[x] Storm the nephilim compound at once!
"Hey, Ryoko. Remember that time with the Quincy? Yeah. That time again."

>>31880719
>Look for Fuego

Weird golden glows make him sound less useless than he has generally been.

>>31880719
>[x] Look for Fuego

first you find the Dom
then you save the Sin fin

>>31880719
This whole thing stinks of Loki.

>>31880719
Take a deep breath and focus our senses.

Also find Fuego first, have Caede use her familial bond to track him down.

>>31880831
So that way we have Caede with us and hopefully THE GREAT ME, correct? Fuego's the best source of information right now, he can tell us if it's the nephilim or a new power.

>>31880818
He consistently kicks ass.

>>31880719
[x] Sniff the air for Loki. Check /everyone/ in the shrine. Especially Jager.


SPYCHECKING!

>>31880863
Just tends to be compared to us.

Looks like Fuego? Writing writing.

>>31880863
He antagonized an angel into going nuclear, which got his legs blown off and Bastidores dead, and then... Pretty sure he hasn't done anything significant since then.

>>31880886
and we let it happen

>>31880886
>>31880893
In fact we encouraged that to happen.

>>31880874
this.
also where are the twincies and akira, holy hell.

>>31880893
>>31880932
Well yeah, I'm just saying he hasn't gotten results recently, and this newfound shininess may rectify the situation.

>>31880972
He beat the shit out of a djinn thing I think. Remember that we haven't actually brought him anywhere so that he can have good results recently.

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>>31880972
possibly

>>31880719
>[x] Storm the nephilim compound at once!
THEY TOOK SIN-FIN!

Writing writing

>>31881320
oh god not sure what hes picking.

>>31881347
I hope things go like

>Go out to the city
>See Fuego
>Send him back with Caede
>Proceed onwards to the church
>Murder the shit out of all the Nephilim and eat them
>Take back Sin-Fin

>>31881399
>implying this whole mess isn't a loki plot to get us killed off.
>implying /tg/ didn't follow it like a pack o sheep.

>>31881399
That's assuming that it really was the Nephilim, and not some patsies used by Loki.

And the last time we fought an Angel, it wasn't that easy of a fight.
Nephilim, in numbers, are still a serious threat.

>>31881416
>>31881399
>implying we wont get distracted by funeral potatoes.

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You chase right after Caede and find her in her more demonic looking form. Little fly wings buzzing quickly to give her altitude. “Caede!” You shout sonidoing into the air. “I am going to find Fuego with you.” You explain as she glares daggers at you. “Well, could you wait a second while I go see the twincies or akira?” You ask.

“No! My father is out there maybe dying and I am not going to stand around here for you to talk to every stupid NPC in the town to see if they will give you an ether! I am going now!” She shouts, hissing and buzzing making it difficult to hear her.

“Ah, yeah, that would be a good reason.” You note as she kicks off the sky and flies off into town. Jeez, some people.

You follow after her and, since she is not even a little cool with having nice conversation, you content yourself to snarl obscenities about nephilim. Yeah, about that, that seems fishy. “Monologue I swear to me if you talk about butts or sex, or anything right now I will rip your to pieces and flush you down the shitter with the last pieces of nephilim!” You snarl, cool your tits.

Look, you are mad, that’s cool someone broke your things. But remember what Lucifer said? He promised that he would look after your shrine and scrubs and keep them safe from the nephilim. Remember a few threads back when he said he kept his word? “So maybe the dick bag stabbed me in the back. He is the Devil after all.” You explain. Yeah, maybe.

You find evidence of Fuego all through the town, burning and destruction throughout the city making you remember soul society in some ways. You see a crater by the riverbed and the prone form of Fuego laying there. Caede flies down and you see he is alive, and awake, just sort of laying there.

“Are you okay? Did you get hurt?” Caede asks looking him over.

“I lost.” He says bitterly as if there was nothing worse than admitting it.
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“It is fine. We can get you back to your fighting strength and-“ Caede says but Fuego stands and shakes his head.

“No, I have thought this for some time. When I was GREATER THAN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF I was not so weak and taken. But I grew content in my lot in life. I must go find my master.” He says nodding and looking to the horizon.

“Wait! The people who took them, did you get a good look?” You ask and he nods.

“They looked of the Nephilim. There was something strange in their movements however. They came for Jager to kidnap her, but I managed to knock them off. Then they grabbed Sin-Fin and just attacked Jager. I managed to get a few good hits in on one of them.” He says.

He raises his hand to you and you take a good sniff of it. It smells of Nephilim, yes, but it also smells cold and planty maybe. You narrow your gaze irritated. “So you are just going to leave now?” You ask and he nods.

“I must meet my master and have him remind me of where I came from.” He says and turns.

“I am going with you” Caede explains.

“No child. I must walk this path where I-“ He says but Caede nearly starts crying as she shouts.

“Then I just so happen to be going to same place you are!” She eplains and Fuego slowly nods and puts his hand on her head.

“Very well. I go where the Earth meets the Sea, Sky, and Flame. To the ends of time and space; just remember. You must not look at him for too long because, well. You will know.” He says.

He nods to you as Caede uses demon magic to rip open a portal in space and time.

Any last thing you want to ask him?
[] About the Nephilim
[] About his master
[] About Caede
[]Other, please specify
Then
[] Go cry at the Nephilim to give us back our short-fin
[] Storm Nephilim compound
[] Go see Asmodeus about Lucifer
[] Back to the shrine
[] Other, please specify
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>>31881486
>>31881464
oh christ, this is definitely loki bullshit, god damn it
>go talk to asmodeus
what in the shit?

>>31881486
>[x] About his master
It's going to be his own greatness reflected in the essence of eternity or some shit.

>[x] Go cry at the Nephilim to give us back our short-fin

>>31881486
>[] About his master
>[] Go cry at the Nephilim to give us back our short-fin
Shenanigans are happening. Someone wants us to attack the Nephilim so we might as well tell them they are being impersonated.

>>31881486
>[x] About his master
quien es su Sensei?

>[x] Go see Asmodeus about Lucifer
>but it also smells cold and planty maybe.

maybe Azzy knows something of this

>>31881486
>[x] About his master

If I or one of my other buddies were interested in training, how could I reach your master?

Also, bring back a souvenir, would you?

>[x] Go cry at the Nephilim to give us back our short-fin

>>31881486
>When I see you again, we'll hang out and listen to music.
>Caede, any messages for Jäger you want me to relay?

Now, on to the Sinfin.

We should bring Jäger a mound of dead Nephilim and still living ones for her to eat. Maybe nurse her back to health by impaling them on her vamp spikes

>>31881486
"Can you bring me back a souvenir?"

Also it seems like we're being rused somehow.

Maybe just check out the Nephilim compound and see what the score is.

>>31881486
>but it also smells cold and planty maybe
There's no way it could be Plantdoka. He was with us the entire time!

It's Loki. It has to be Loki. It's always fucking Loki!
Rape god was kinda hard to put down. I almost hope it's not Loki. That will be a hard fight.

>>31881568
Rape god took less time than the disappointment.

So ask about his master, then go cry at nephilim and alert to shenanigans?

Monologue tip: Isn't there, like, some islamic code you can invoke to get them to treat you as a guest or something, or was that just a movie?

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>>31881486
>[] About the Nephilim
We are a god now. That makes us a rules lawyer. We can look for contradictions, and then there will be sound effects and chains and giant locks and other assorted blunt instruments.
>[] Go see Asmodeus about Lucifer
Ask for info regarding general Loki fuckery too.

>>31881597
We slammed rape god with 2 critfails and fatebreaker'd some bad rolls into amazing rolls.

We didn't do that against Ryouichi. We didn't use a single FB or WB on him. Also we didn't have allies most of the time and weren't really fighting to kill until the end.

>>31881619
>Monologue tip: Isn't there, like, some islamic code you can invoke to get them to treat you as a guest or something, or was that just a movie?
brb googlin

>>31881619
Sanctuary?

Bring a gift?

>>31881619
parley?

>>31881619
Melmastia?

>>31881824
Close enough! Writing writing

>>31881813
Yes. The pirate code.

Dress for the occasion.

>>31881843
Monologue I love you.