>>31855332
>See if you can Russels mad enough to hatefuck you on your desk

>>31855432

Seconding this

>>31855332
>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge.
We feed them Miho, and Russel will threaten to pack up, and we've learned not to do that.

>>31855432
>>31855439
you lot REALLY want to make that lewd drabble canon, don't you.

>>31855432
hmm yes. thirding

>>31855432
>>31855439

Anzu with a 8" strap-on, leather thigh-high boots and domminatrix outfit....pegging Russels while Russels fucks Yuzu silly.


This must happen

>>31855332
>Let Miho speak with the Japanese press- a war between Nishizumis will grab headlines.
Russels won't really give a good accounting of it, Miho is all fired up.

>>31855332
>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge.
He can handle his own countrymen, and mercenaries should know how to clean up their own messes.

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>>31855432
>>31855439
>>31855486
>>31855493
Goddammit TG.

>>31855537

You're just mad that we posted it first because you were too busy drooling at the aspect of Domme Anzu dominating Russels and adding him to her harem.

>>31855565
man you got it backwards, she wants Russels D and she wants it rough.

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>>31855432
FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

>>31855432
The only option ever.

>>31855723
This quest was going so well... lets see how BJ reacts.
>inB4 lewdfags complain about railroading when cockblocked.

>>31855332
>>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge

>>31855432
I swear to god if you don't make this happen, Black Jack.

I vote for this.

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>>31855482
You remembered what I wrote. I'm touched.

[spoilers] http://pastebin.com/mGNz5U8N [/spoilers]

>>31856040
I'm just depressed that EVERYONE BUT ME is willing to throw away our steady relationship with Miho for a one-off joke fapfic.

>>31855332
>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge.

>>31856104
but we're not Russels now we're Anzu.

>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge.

I don't think Miho would like having a lot of attention on her family and sister.

>>31856104
She doesn't have to know, anon.

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>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge.
Om nom nom.

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>>31856258
Mmm, Yukari~n

>>31856230
*glare* I think the RAPE OF THE CLASS PRESIDENT will not go unnoticed. If you all want realism in tank battles, you can't drop the social realism.
>>31856225
excuses, excuses. I'm just hoping BJ catches that out by having Russells not rise to the challenge.

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>>31855332
>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge.

RRRREPORTING IN

>>31856288
>*glare*
Don't do that.
>Raping the class president
How can we rape ourselves? We're playing as Anzu.

>>31856288
>Rape
Nah man, it's a hatefuck.

>>31856334
it does not matter who we technically control, the result, assuming BJ lets you all go through with it, will still the same. A foreigner has raped a high school girl. give me two reasons why that does not end the quest right then and there, and don't mention 'they'll never find out'.

>>31856459
is it time for MUH PATRIARCHY OPPRESSION again?

>>31856459
20:52:17 <+LegioCI> Nope. Quest is Pg-13
20:52:18 <+LegioCI> :P
20:52:32 <+Sarpedon> booooo
20:52:38 <@artyfag> fine then
20:52:39 <@Ridire> >offering the hate-fuck option only to deny it
20:52:40 <+Sarpedon> booo I say
20:52:40 <+LegioCI> Ain't no hatefucking up in here, sorry. :P
20:52:47 <@artyfag> making out and heavy petting
20:52:59 <+LegioCI> Not saying that isn't an option for some intrepid writefag
20:53:00 <+Sarpedon> heavy petting includes dick sucking
20:53:11 <+LegioCI> We aren't sucking Anzu's dick.
It's not happening, chill.

>>31856507
>We aren't sucking Anzu's dick.
pfffftttt

>>31855332
>>Feed Russells to the Americans- international attention will be huge.

You aren't gonna lie, especially to yourself, but Russells is adorable when he's angry. Too bad Miho got him first. This fact alone makes the choice relatively easy for you- the only question is who gets to interview him. You lean back in your chair, grabbing a chip with one-hand and scrolling through the emails with the other.

The first two are BBC and CNN- both are probably looking for a feel-good story to put on in between plane crashes and terrorist attacks, but they have huge international viewerships.

Another is for Armor Monthly, an American tank and military magazine- good readership around American tanking circles, but it might take a while for the content to be published.

A third option also catches your eye... The Twin Oak Daily. It's a local paper from the Pershing crew's hometown.

>BBC- Brits are less likely to screw it up.
>CNN- More Americans are likely to watch it.
>Armor Monthly- targeted to people who will be interested.
>Twin Oak Daily- Russells will have less pressure there.
>Other.

>>31856527
>CNN- More Americans are likely to watch it.
More MURRICA is never bad

>>31856527
>Twin Oak Daily- Russells will have less pressure there.

>>31856527
>BBC- Brits are less likely to screw it up.
>Twin Oak Daily- Russells will have less pressure there.

lets give him something big and then something reassuring.

>>31856527
Nigga it's clear.

We set up a press conference with all of them for Russells.

>>31856527
>CNN- More Americans are likely to watch it.

>>31856567
Actually, can we do this please?

>>31856527
>BBC- Brits are less likely to screw it up.

>>31856626
yeah, this makes sense.
>>31856507
Anon has chilled. Thank You Based-BlackJack.

>>31856567
Sec,...make that a fourth.

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>>31856527
>BBC- Brits are less likely to screw it up.
>Twin Oak Daily- Russells will have less pressure there.

FUCK CNN, they are still talking about the damn plane.

>>31856567
what he said.

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>>31856527

All of the above!

>>31856527
>Other.
get FOX, it has more ratings and viewers
other wise
>BBC- Brits are less likely to screw it up.
and
>Twin Oak Daily- Russells will have less pressure there.

no one watches CNN.

>>31856567
+4

>>31857014
>Fox
Oh god no they'd be screaming about senshado being some super dangerous ultra violent killing game and that tanks should all be banned or someshit.

>>31857014
>get FOX, it has more ratings and viewers
Fox isn't a news channel anymore.

>>31857253
You again? I thought we established last time that whining about violent killings and militarism was MSNBC's job. right idea, not going with fox, but wrong evidence.

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>>31857439

Is that an Kalashnikov in there?

Heresy.

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>>31857439
>>31857454

>>31857253
ah hell no, at worst they would complain about how much it cost the tax payers to support. HOWEVER, we should go contact FOX SPORTS channel instead in hindsight. That or ESPN, it IS a sports after all.
>>31857356
yea, MSNBC would want to take all guns away from civilians and have some screaming moon bat say we're the devil incarnate for having a tank.

You click over to the schedule- since they'll likely be phone or Skype interviews, scheduling isn't a huge problem. You go with BBC- they're likely to do a better story on it, and a lot of other news sources get their stories from them- but you keep glancing down at the Twin Oak Daily.

Ah hell, he deserves it by now. You compose a couple of quick confirmation emails and fire them off to BBC and Twin Oaks. Somebody in a very small town is going to get a very big story dropped in their lap.

You stretch your arms. All this real, actual work is tiring- you need a break.

>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.
>Find Russells and make his life more interesting.
>Other.

>>31857489
>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.
Its in-character. we've done our work for today.

>>31857489
>>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.
Your form of rape whistle.

>>31857489
>>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.

Molest Momo MOLEST MOMO

>>31857489
>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.
Annoying Russells is so fucking tempting right now

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>>31856527

BBC - Brits are less likely to screw it up.

>>31857489
>Find Russells and make his life more interesting.

Can't resist.

>>31857489
>Taunt Russels into raping you on the desk

>>31857489
ah fuck it...
>Find Russells and make his life more interesting.

>>31856527
>but Russells is adorable when he's angry. Too bad Miho got him first.

Christ, Anzu route would have been hilarious.

>>31857489
>>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.

Yuzu needs milking.

>>31857538
>>31857616
eh, sure, why not. they're used to it.

>>31857597
Male tsundere to the max.

>>31857489
>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.

>>31857489
>>Find your toadi-er Yuzuu and Momo.

>>31857489
>Find Russells and make his life more interesting.

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>>31857489
>>Find Russells and make his life more interesting.

DOO EEET

>>31857489
>Find Russells and make his life more interesting.

>>31857489
>Find Russells and make his life more interesting.

You blink as you walk out into daylight on the quad- it's lunchtime, and you could do anything in the world!

Time to go annoy Russells. You know its not nice, but you really can't help it. His reactions are just too damned entertaining. Even more so than Momo and her occasional emotional outbursts. And it's usually easier to get him too. The only problem is finding him- he's anything but predictable.

You've got a trump card though- you pull out your phone. "Patrick. Where's Russells?" You ask, after speed-dialing him. It's an unlikely friendship, but one based on a shared love of watching Russells squirm.

"Why?" He replies simply and brusquely.

"He's got an interview with the BBC this afternoon- I want to get him briefed." You say, boredly.

"Ah." He says. You can practically hear him grinning. "Library- we're researching stuff about the King Tiger."

>Ambush Russells.
>Have Patrick give tell him- let him sweat.
>Other.

>>31858465
>Ambush Russells.
Glom onto him.

>>31858492
actually, forget my post of >>31858498, glomping him ou tof nowwhere is WAY more funny.

>>31858465
>MOLEST RUSSELS

>>31858465
>Ambush Russells.
If you give him time to prepare, he will just be annoyed.
We want him to panic.

>>31858465
>Ambush Russells.

Aforementioned intrepid writefag wouldn't happen to be anyone in particular, would it?

>>31858598
WELL NO THAT YOU HAVE VOLUNTEERED

also [x] GLOMP RUSSELS

>>31858598
I know Vanya did something, which he linked to earlier in the thread, you're supposed to be doing miho/russels/yukari, aren't you? Also, work on Sentinels x Sheilas pls.

>>31858492
>>31858556
This. So much win.
>>31858598
Well, Vanya wrote the original hatefucking piece, but if you feel the inspiration to do something, of a, RussellsxAnzu date, go with it.
but also what K says, you've got a bit of a backlog.

Pls stop adding to my workload ;-;

Also I'm not the only one to notice that BLACKJACK IS WRITING IN HALF HOUR INCREMENTS HOLY SHIT

>>31858690
>Pls stop adding to my workload ;-;
You seem to be doing a pretty good job of that yourself, why should we add to your workload?

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>>31858690

>>31858690
well, maybe if you actually wrote shit you wouldn't have as big of a backlog lol.

>>31858690
you brought it up, man, now knock it off with dem negative waves, man.
>>31858717
hey, you want it that bad, just start typing. its hard to screw up with an audience THIS eager and salivating for the topic.

>>31858751
S-shut up

All I have is my tablet because my PC died, but fuck it I will write today

>>31858815
You seem to always have a problem with your computer. It's not a calculator is it?

>>31857253
>>31857300

HURRRRRR Derp derpity derp.

Go back to sucking Obama's cock, MSNBC faggots.

>>31858815
Good Man, We're all eagerly awaiting your results. just remember to spellcheck, and you'll be fine.

>>31858848
Yes

It's from 2006 or something and it's old and dying


So what do you guys wanna see today? SaS reboot, Guderian Way, something else?

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>>31858465
>>Ambush Russells.

Because we aren't enough of a hassle to the poor boy already.

>>31858897
AnzuxRusslles if you can pull it, Guderian Way otherwise

>>31858897
a semi-serious AnzuxRusslles (AKA lots of tsudere and trolling) or SaS reloaded.
My laptop is 2005, and all I needed to do maintenance-wise was get a new hard drive once, until last night when the screen broke. I'm using a equally old peripheral monitor.

>>31858852
>Go back to sucking Obama's cock, MSNBC faggots.
Yeah, all of the 24-hour "news" channels are crap now, it's just to which degree. And Fox is by far the worst.
http://gawker.com/5814309/jon-stewart-reads-off-laundry-list-of-false-statements-by-lying-dynasty-fox-news

>>31858897
>SaS reboot
This lewd shit is starting to wear thin.

>>31858985
agreed

>>31858973
>Jon Stewart
seriously?
no wonder we're all doomed. too many people believe a comedian over legit News organization.

>>31858985
Tbh one was enough for me, and I never even finished that

I'll have a reintroduction/LAST TIME ON SAS Z post rready by the end of the thread

>>31858985
>"It bothers me that people have different tastes than I do. Stop liking what I don't like."

Deal with it. Not everyone is as fucking miserable as you, and they enjoy reading other peoples work even if its lewd.

>>31859068
Immediately on the defensive.

>>31858973

Anything Fox has done, MSNBC has done to a greater extent.

Only leftist faggots who can't think for themselves or do independent research think Fox is the worst.

Trustworthiness for news, as done by Poltifact and other fact-checking websites is as such:

1) BBC
2) CNN
3) FOX (close 3rd actually)
4) ABC
5) NBC
6) MSNBC

FOX may have had Glenn Beck...but CNN had Piers Morgan and MSNBC has it's entire crew, but Martin Bashir in particular.

>>31859097
>wanting to take standard capacity magazine sporting rifles from black men defending their families from Neo-Nazis and the KKK
>wanting to take handguns away from women so they can't defend themselves if someone attempts to rape them

Why is Piers Morgan so sexist and racist?

>>31858465
>Ambush Russells

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>>31859085
And you're gonna have to deal with that.

>>31859052
even the ones calling themselves news organizations -faux, faux- believe in the comedian and he has to point it out to them repeatedly that he's a comedian, it's rather tragicomedic.

>>31859165

Yet you have dumbshit college kids who take his word for the complete truth.

John Stewart's been wrong on many occasion, especially when it comes to firearms.

He's heavily liberal, he acknowledges it, and acknowledges it influences his show.

Yet Lefties are so fucking ignorant that they eat his shit up and take it for the damn gospel truth.

It's worse than the Tea Partiers and Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh.

At least Tea Partiers have that instinctive "Don't trust the media and the gubmint!" thing going that makes them sometimes fact-check their talking-heads.

Left-tards don't even have that advantage.

Just look at the "Moms Demand Action" group, Rosie O'Donnell, Martin Bashir, Piers "Tears" Morgan, and the bulk of Hollywood and college campuses.

>>31859150
You're starting to sound like furfags.

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>>31858465
>Ambush Russells.

MFW all the political crap in this thread. Come on guys.

>>31859137
he's an honest leftist.

>>31859246
>At least Tea Partiers have that instinctive "Don't trust the media and the gubmint!" thing going that makes them sometimes fact-check their talking-heads.
Yeah, they're just the unwitting agents of the ultra-rich instead.

>>31859097
Like I said, in general 24-hour news is shit because it has to cultivate a consistent fanbase and maintain advertising revenue. Which means even the fucking newsreaders are spewing their half-brained opinions on what's happening. Nobody really watches MSNBC, who the fuck cares about what they say? It's all tattling on Fox anyways.

>>31859269
I guess it's too bad for you then. No one said you have to read the lewd stuff that is written. Don't fucking click it if you don't like it. Just because you don't want it doesn't mean it HAS to stop completely.
Like I said, there's quite a number of people that enjoy reading it. You don't enjoy it, fine you're welcome not to. But it shouldn't stop on the basis that you do not like it. Just don't click the links to the lewd stories. It's that simple. Just read Black Jacks posts. You know he won't go lewd.

Simple as that.

>>31859246
And the Tea Party is directly sponsored by the Koch Brothers. Whatever.. He's entertaining and he's putting the Democrats on the spot as well, just that they rarely serve him with as good material. But whatever I watch all of it, Faux, RT, Al Jazeera and more. I miss kinda Keith Olbermann though.

>>31859349
It's not that I have a problem with it, I have a problem when a story is on progressed by a penis going into a vagina.
It's less about tanks, and more about R34

"Russells." You say flatly, after carefully making your way behind him. For a tank commander, he can have pretty bad situational aware.

...That just works out better for you as he practically leaps out of his chair. "OH GOD..." HE turns and looks at you, already annoyed to the point of anger. "Dammit, Anzu. What?" A quick glance to the other side of the table has Patrick smirking. Yukari, for her part, looks as surprised as Russells.

Patrick's an interesting sort- He's one of those people that you can't tell whether he's as dumb as he acts sometimes. And you're normally a good read on that sort of stuff. That fact that you don't always know who's playing who with him honestly makes working with him almost as interesting as Russells.

"BBC wants an interview." You say, casually pull your bag of chips to take a bite. You wonder if he has a Pavlovian response trained by now- you'll have to test that later. "Today, after practice." Okay, so you haven't actually set it up yet, but you're pretty sure they'll play ball.

"Is there such a think as 'too short of notice' with you, Anzu?"

>Turn up the heat on him- this is an international audiance.
>"So where's Miho?"
>You've done your damage, fall back and find something else to do.
>Other.

>>31859246
All this talk about the old media channels, yet not one peep about 'The Blaze' yet. Glenn Beck has his flaws, but give the man some credit. he's pulled off something rather awesome in less than five years all by himself more or less.

>>31859371
>"Nope. Anyways, where's Miho?"

>>31859342
>Nobody really watches MSNBC
Haven't watched MSNBC or CNN for ages. I watch Faux just to get my blood going, well same for RT. Hell, Al Jazeera is possibly comming off as the most sane among all of the feeds I occasionally look at.

>>31859371
"And then the Twin Oaks afterwards. You're welcome."

>>31859371
>>Turn up the heat on him- this is an international audiance

>>31859371
>>Turn up the heat on him- this is an international audiance.

>>31859382
>Glenn beck
Oh boy.. But I heard that he's changed his tune a bit lately?

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>>31859371
>>Turn up the heat on him- this is an international audiance.
>>"So where's Miho?"

The ol' one-two!

>>31859411
This, seconded.

Can we stop with the political buttmad?

Also I don't particularly feel like writing lewds anyway

>>31859371
>Turn up the heat

>>31859371
>Turn up the heat on him- this is an international audiance.
>"So where's Miho?"

>>31859367
But it really isn't, the only story being progressed is by whatever BlackJacks' brain deems as story. Just because people are thinking it and posting it, doesn't mean in any way shape or form that BlackJack is ever going to listen after saying he's gonna write PG-13. IIRC, sex scenes aren't PG-13

Anyway, nice debate chap.

>>31859371
>Turn up the heat on him- this is an international audiance.
then
>"So where's Miho?"

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>>31859418

Seconding. This is garupan land, not /pol/.

>>31859403
He's turned more Gandi like and wants to produce produce full scale feature films. And he now has the studios to make them in.

>>31859393
this.

>>31859473
Well, after getting paid to shill for people to buy gold, especially numismatic coins that conveniently happened to advertise during his runtime, I'd hope he had that kind of money.

Can we combine this: >>31859411 and this: >>31859393? I vote we do that.

>>31859549
Actually yes, let's do that. This is a good idea.

>>31859549
+3, Rufus, Anon-who-mentioned twin-peaks, you both ok with this?

>>31859549
not a bad idea. Seconding it.

>>31859653
>twin peaks, twin oaks

Same difference. Speaking of Twin Peaks, there's a restaurant called that in the city.... Maybe I should pay it a visit. I heard it was a more adult version of Hooter's.

>>31859675
>adult version of Hooters
so nude waitresses? The hell? This is the one downside of this quest: it runs when my brain it at its least effective level, because I did not mean to bring this thread back to lewd.

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>>31859653

DOO EEET

>>31859712
Yes. Or topless, at least.

"The news cycle is important." You say. "You've got a lot of online interest- if we wait too long that will die out and any news will wither on the vine." You scrunch your nose. "It's an international audiance- can you try to find something nice to wear?"

He opens his mouth. Then closes it before looking back and forth to Yukari and Patrick. "She's kind of right, Russells." Yukari admits. "Your usual t-shirt and jeans for practice is sort of... unprofessional." She shrugs.

He looks exhasperated. "Since when am I professional?" He looks at you and you give him a bored look. He sighs loudly and drops his head to the desk and groans.

You decide to throw him a bone. "And if you do well, then I have a surprise for you!"

He turns his head and, keeping it firmly planted on the table, narrows his eyes at you. "What. Kind. Of Surprise?"

>"The kind that's ruined if I tell you!"
>"A reporter from Twin Oaks wanted an interview."
>Other.

>>31859801
>"A reporter from Twin Peaks wanted an interview."

>>31859801
>"A reporter from Twin Oaks wanted an interview."

>>31859801
>>"A reporter from Twin Oaks wanted an interview."
Meh, throw him a bone.

>>31859840
>>>31859801
>>>"A reporter from Twin Oaks wanted an interview."
>Meh, throw him a bone.


There's a joke with Twin Peaks and Boner in there somewhere I know it.

>>31859864
I don't get it

>>31859864
you just missed the joke, and its all my fault.

>>31859894
see my post of >>31859653 followed by >>31859675, then >>31859712. Nobody's expecting you to laugh.

>>31859801
This new post rate is AWESOME

>tell him

>>31859932
you lost me

>>31859801
>"A reporter from Twin Oaks wanted an interview."

>>31859801
>"Student council striptease. Don't tell me you don't want a peek at Momo's Momos."

>>31859801
>"A reporter from Twin Oaks wanted an interview."

>>31859801
>>"A reporter from Twin Oaks wanted an interview."

He doesn't trust us enough already--maybe being honest for once will show him we can be trusted?

>>31860003
at the risk of sounding self-pitying, anon's making a joke at my expense by connecting a typo, twin peaks rather than twin oaks, I made to a adult restaurant, named twin peaks, in a town that is also called, twin peaks... I am too tired for this shit, but Tankred endures.

>>31860092
explain further

>>31860026
Hahahaha
Anzu needs to fake out Russels with this before telling him the actual surprise.

>>31860026
>>31860167
"Or maybe you prefer them...flatter?"

>>31860135
that's all I've got on my end. ask >>31859675
why he made that tangent in the first place.
>>31860167
agreed. first >>31860026, then >>31859827

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>>31860210
dude, can't you just spell this out for me? You're going way too fast.

>>31860257
>notsureiftrolling.jpg

>>31860257
That's what she said

>>31860167
>>31860203
These, +2

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L...Lewd!

>>31860210
actually, >>31860026+>>31860203, then >>31860041 makes more sense, and gives us more Humor.

GIRLS UND LEWDZOR

You sigh. "But that would ruin the surprise!" You say, dancing backwards. Russells brow furrels in annoyance, he let's out a blast of air from his nostrals, like an angry bull. "Oh fine. Ruin it, then." You sigh. "A reporter from the Twin Oaks Daily wants to interview you as well."

Russells goes still for a second, before slowly picking himself up off the table. "Seriously?" He blinks and looks down. "How did they even... Oh right, internet."

It's Yukari's turn to be confused. "Twin Oak Daily?" She asks.

"It's the newspaper from our hometown- well, technically I lived outside of the city limits but the Daily was really for the entire county." He laughs a bit and smiles. "Isn't that something? Guess they're gonna get a heck of a story, then."

Your job here is done.

>Find a way to annoy him again.
>Go find Miho- see if she's up for an interview.
>Other.

>Go find Miho- see if she's up for an interview.

>>31860777
>Go find Miho- see if she's up for an interview.
In-character, we need all the publicity we can get, without pushing our Resident Ringer over the edge... so lets do this one subtly. Give Miho an actual choice.

>>31860777
>>Go find Miho- see if she's up for an interview.

But before we go:

whisper lightly, ticklishly into his ear: "Gonna need to put on a good show for your folks back home~

They'll. Be. All. Watching."

Then flee as he rages with a confused boner.

>>31860777
>Go find Miho- see if she's up for an interview.

>>31860777
>No Striptease bait

BRACJAAAAAAAAACK

>>31860869
Fucking this. I just wanna picture him squirming in nervousness

>>31860869
yeah, lets do this.

>>31860869
ok let's do this

I accidentally made SaS reboot public and now I have 132 views lol

>>31860947
well don't be greedy, post a link for us to read, man! We wish to read your masterpiece!

>>31860961
Just the recap at this point

http://pastebin.com/EUGVd5uR

>>31860999
Good recap and setup. I notice that right after 'foreign talent' is mentioned, the school named is St. Gloriana, not Ooarai. Do I detect a bandwagon here?

>>31860869
Molest Russel MOLEST RUSSELS

>>31861040
We already knew ST got an import -we fought them in the bet match.

>>31861041

What, you think Anzu can reach Russel's ear that easily?

She needs to tiptop on her feet and use her soft hands on lean on russell's firm pecs for support.

>>31860777
>Go find Miho- see if she's up for an interview.
>... and try to stop thinking lewd things

>>31861062
The new tank, yes. I thought we fought Naomi,the Firefly sniper, in the sharpshooting match. Foreign crew... Not sure, but I'm not thinking clearly, so I'm probably wrong.

>>31860869
+5

>>31861109
The Tank Gloriana imported came with an Anerican crew.

>>31861109
Rose dueled Assam for the tank. Later on we had a match against a US crew with a Centurion Mk I that St Gloriana had just hired.

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>>31861109
In the sharpshooting match we fought against St. Gloriana, Assam specifically.

>>31861109
Gloriana imported a Centurion and it's foreign crew just before out match with then, andwe fought them in that match which won us the Excelsior

>>31861141

Assam is love.

>>31861121
>>31861131
>>31861141
>>31861143
Ok, thank you all for helping a sleep-deprived anon with his memory.

>>31861040
St. Gloriana are the team you'd know about first, seeing as this is just before the tourney started.

After the Saunders match, and this KT v Pershing thing, that's when everyone hears about Blackjack

I'm trying to start an escalation tbh. Oorai gets new guys, then St Gloriana, then Koala. Obviously everyone else isn't just gonna sit back on this.

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>>31861147
Damn straight.

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>>31861185

>>31861178
How long until we get a tank crew that are a bunch of Warhammer IG nuts, with the commander having his own commissar uniform and regularly yells out "DRIVE CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!"? My money says These guys go to Pravda.

>>31861216
I need to wait for Blackjack to post the line up for Pravda before I write about their match otherwise I could give you guys DANGEROUS METAKNOWLEDGE

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An Orange Pekoe is fine too.

Why are the brit girls so based

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Ok, I admit it, I just like this guy's art.
>>31861291
Because EXCELSIOR!

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Last one, I swear.

>>31861263
that's fine. I just like to think how a bunch of no-fucks-given 40k fans would do in Sensha-do... other than hit on everything in a skirt and yell random 40k quotes mid-battle for no goddam reason. Bonus points for driver being nick-named Jurgen. I'll let you think of why yourself.

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>>31861316
You forgot to post a picture of best Gloriana.

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>>31861263

What's there to know? They've got a KV-2, A couple IS tanks, and lots and lots of T-34's, both in -76 and -85 flavors. Lotsa firepower and pretty overwhelming numbers compared to our lineup.

>>31861338

Whos that?

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>>31861359
Earl Grey, Darjeeling's senior.

>>31861356
SU-100, SU-122s, ISU-122s, ISU152, IS-3, T-54, Obj. 704, these are just a few of the things Pravda can legally call on to whip BJ. its not about the normal Ooaria lineup, its about beating Blackjack, especially when your lead tank has a... history with that American dog.

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>>31861359
Earl Grey, Darjeeling's sempai, former captain of Gloriana's team and commander of a Cromwell. She's only mentioned in a magazine article, IIRC

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>>31861424
Yep

You consider for a moment a way to try to leave him annoyed or flustered, but you can't think of anything quickly enough and, hell, might as well leave him on a high note. "The interview is at five- please be ready." You say politely before turning around to leave.

You've got one more place to be, and person to fluster- Miho, your Team Captain. It's an odd relationship you two have- technically as class president you have rank over her, but as Team Captain she has rank over you. If she were a bit more ruthless, she could abuse that sort of duality.

Fortunately, Miho's quite the honorable lady. You also have no idea where she is and nobody to call who would keep you unannounced like Patrick.

>She tends to eat lunch with her team in the cafeteria.
>Ask around first.
>Find your mooks-er Momo and Yuzu and have them find her.
>Other.

>>31861449

God. Dammit. Blackjack.

>>31860869

>>31861449
OH COME ON

>>31861449
>Find your mooks-er Momo and Yuzu and have them find her.
why else do we have them for? You know, aside from whipping girls, eye candy, pack mules...

>>31861487
Yeah this.

>>31861449

Ok....with that....we're all wanting Anzu-Miho dual-domination of Russels

>>31861463
>>31861484
I should have expected this: he only reads green text. If its not green, it does not exist. So remember: if you have a great line(s) to add to the options, put a arrow (>) before it so BJ can see it! this has been a PSA from the Committe for Public Morals. FUN IS THE ENEMY OF THE STATE! STOP HAVING FUN!

>>31861449
>Find your mooks-er Momo and Yuzu and have them find her.

>>31861521
So we've progressed from Miho-Yukari share to Anzu-Miho share... AHA! I'VE GOT IT! You all just can't handle going non-harem route. you're all just looking for an excuse for slipping for favorite girl into the mix with the locked-in couple. Well I approve... as long as its just Ooarai we make into our harem.

>>31861449

>Find your mooks, get them to engage Miho and force her into submission! Anzu will dominate all! Mighty Anzu will be the ultimate dominatrix!

When you're out of eyesight and earshot of the library you pull out your phone and compose a message to your two colleagues, Momo and Yuzu. "Need to find Miho. Info?" With that you slip your phone back into your pocket and head out into the quad.

It helps that your so short- one of the things you enjoy doing is just walking among people and listening. Momo thinks its sort of creepy, but your keen political ability is as much due to your ability to listen as it is to talk and lead. Something as simple as someone mentioning certain things are too expensive, or that a bathroom isn't clean enough, can give you the information you need to improve things- that's what's kept you the President for two years now.

You're going to miss it, really. Your thoughts are interrupted by your phone vibrating in your pocket- you check the message from Yuzu- She's in the flower garden. You quickly tap out another message to have your associates meet you.

>Another Blitz attack!
>Be friendly and politic.
>Other.

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>>31856258
>>31856282

>tfw you'll never go camping with Yukari
;_;

>>31861618
>Be friendly and politic.
time to get serious, no joking around.

>>31861618
>>Another Blitz attack!

Flustered Miho is also cute.

>>31861618
>Another Blitz attack!
never relent!

>>31861618
>>Be friendly and politic.

>>31861643
Agreed. Russell we can mess with. Miho, not so much. especially when Russell takes girlfriend attacks poorly.

>>31861663
>>31861643
Seconded

>>31861618
>>Be friendly and politic.

Best not make a scene with the poor girl.

>>31861618
>Be friendly and politic.

>>31861709
thirded

Oh wow, i almost forget we have a quest today. Got distracted by SW'89 one.

>>31861618
>Be friendly and politic.

You find Miho and her crew in the gardens- they've evidently brought their food outside for a kind of picnic. It's not a bad idea, actually- the weather is beautiful today. You approach confidently, flanked by Momo and Yuzu. "Commander Nishizumi." You greet with a polite nod. "I wish I'd had the idea for a picnic myself." You smile at her. "Mind if we have a seat?"

Miho smiles warmly. "Of course! Here!" She says, scooching herself over a few feet to make room.

"So, you know about our sudden media attention?" You say after politely refusing a share of the food. "Well, I had a request." Miho knows what's coming, but does a good job of hiding her discomfort. "There are a number of reporters that would like to talk to the team's leader."

"Why can't you handle it?" Saori says defensively, picking up on her friend's unease. "You're much better with PR and everything..."

>"I lack the knowledge of tanking necessary to answer."
>"There is a storyline here- Nishizumi against Nishizumi..."
>Other.

>>31862025
>>"I lack the knowledge of tanking necessary to answer."
>>"There is a storyline here- Nishizumi against Nishizumi..."
por que no los dos?

>>31862025
>"There is a storyline here- Nishizumi against Nishizumi... one way or another, it will be reported... do you want to start, or your sister?"
cut right to the heart of the issue.

>>31862060
seconded, although it could be worded better.

>>31862025
>>"There is a storyline here- Nishizumi against Nishizumi..."

>>31862060
+1

>>31862060
it'll come to that eventually, let's just bite the bullet already.

>>31862060

At least its in green for the colourblind

>>31862226
and the BlackJacks

>>31862226
>>31862242
Still irritated the whispering writein didnt get taken.

You sigh, leaning back into Yuzu- She makes an excellent headrest. "Miho, do you know what one of the most potent forces in sports is?" You ask, tilting your head down for eye contact. Miho looks at you and it seems like she might be about to say something. "Storylines."

Miho closes her mouth. "Wait... What?"

"Storylines, Miho- average people don't care about skill or tactics. They wouldn't recognize a feint or a flank if it was spelled out in bold type with words under six letters." You close your eyes. "People care about stories- about underdogs and feuds and all that."

"You're talking about me and Black Forest Peak." Miho says, and though your eyes are closed you can detect a sadness in her voice.

"Exactly- two sisters at war." You say with a grandiose tone. "One fights for dominance with one of the strongest teams in the tournement- the other a rookie commander leading a pack of mismatched underdogs." You laugh a bit- it really is just like something out of a sports story. "People around the world? They don't care about the tanks- they need someone to root for. And being the underdog is a powerful position..."

"So what do you need me to do?" Miho says, after a few seconds.

>>31862272
in the end, Blackjack is the QM. His word is law. His descions are final. we, who have offered him nothing but our time and, well, fickle approval, are promised nothing, but are free to leave at any time.
>>31862285
NEXT TIME... BlackJack does as he wishes...

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST...

>Interviews.
>Someone is our Star in a Rare and Expensive Tank.
>Russells is bad at this.

Girls und Panzer Quest will return next Thursday at 4-5PM PST.

Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

>>31862285
Night, Beej.

>>31862315
Fuck me more interviews

SaS Reboot will be ready by next week - first post at least. 7 days is a lot of time if I put my nose to the grindstone and get working