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You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.

The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.

After retrieving your broken sword pieces from your room (and getting kind of pissed off at the treatment of your things by whoever brought your luggage to your room), you, Sylvie and Karel returned to Niklaus's study and had him do his thing.

And it was a success! Your sword is in one piece again!

Also, you got a new bracelet. And Karel got one too.


>Congratulations, you are now a timid LLAMA!
>Llamas are strong and hardy... but also rather skittish.
>The Princess considers you to be her friend!
>But while llamas may be majestic, they still don't count as people.


Thread archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+Quest

Character list + descriptions (in progress):
http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJv

List and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:
http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDM

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/QM_Archelon

Quest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe
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>"W- why'd you do thaaaat!?" she whines, her tone having suddenly changed to one much more suited to a girl her age. "You can't hit me like Sylvie does just 'cuz your boobs are as big as hers are!"
>"No, I can hit you because your lovely mother told me that I could," Rana replies, her own tone of voice having changed as well to one much more adult than you're used to hearing from her.
>"Nnnngh..." Racquel glares at the dragon girl, her eyes watering up. "That's not fair, only my big sisters are allowed to hit me!"
>"Well then you can just consider me a 'temporary big sister,'" Rana replies, crossing her arms.
>"Syyyylvieeee!!!" Raquel whines.
>"You're not getting any help from me after what you just said, you little pervert," Sylvie rolls her eyes. "And if I find out that you've been hiding your stash in my room again, I'm gonna hit you even harder than Rana just did."


Yeah, Racquel definitely deserved that.

"...I don't really think a little girl like you ought to be saying stuff like that," you say. Because seriously, it's all kinds of creepy.
"He's right, you know," Karel says, nodding. "Unless you -like- getting hit like that?"
"I'm not into that kind of play," Raquel mumbles. "it's no fun when she hits -that- hard..."

Wow, she just doesn't quit.

"So I see that you got your sword fixed?" Rana asks, ignoring the little pervert next to her.
"Yup," you reply cheerfully. "I can't do anything with it for a day or so, but it looks like Sylvie's idea was a success."


>ask Rana why they were looking for you
>ask Rana what she thinks of Granache's castle so far
>ask Racquel what she thinks of Rana
>ask what they've been up to while you were gone
>talk about something else
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>>31836167

Everything in order.
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>>31836167
>>ask Rana why they were looking for you
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>>31836167
>ask Rana why they were looking for you
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>>31836167
>ask Rana why they were looking for you
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>Each one of the major characters in PGQ receives a crystal bracelet; what do they use it for?

>>31836167
>ask Rana why they were looking for you
>ask Rana what she thinks of Granache's castle so far

These ones.


>ask Racquel what she thinks of Rana

What? Do we really want to know?
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>>31836167
>ask Rana why they were looking for you
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>>31836167
>ask Rana why they were looking for you

asking raquel what she thinks of rana would probably end up like... uh... not something good IC
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One important detail I'm not sure about - can the crystal be manipulated at a distance? Because it makes a big difference when the sword shatters if we have to come into physical contact with the shards, instead of just willing them back into place.
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so did anyone besides me actually do the work out last time?
also
>no asking sylvie about turning into metal rein
i are the sad
don't we want to be the ultimate shield
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>>31836469
Workout?
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>>31836469
>so did anyone besides me actually do the work out last time?

I did, it was surprisingly tiring
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>>31836167
>Ask Rana what they've been up to
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>>31836469
>>31836509
I'd like an explanation.
Do you do a set of something everytime someone calls a character shit?
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>writing
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>>31836441
pic is how we get shards
>>31836509
every time arch says he's
>writing
do 25 sit ups and 10 push ups
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>>31836469
I did it last time, but now I'm back to my normal routine, which means I'm just getting back from the gym+post work out cardio.
In short, fuck that shit bro.
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>>31836111
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Guys lets make a vow to being competent. Fuck yeah Competence.

Disregard bitches, aquire competence.
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>>31836469

Just did them.
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>>31836768
fuck you I'm going to make the dumbest decisions I can just to spite you

[x] Become one with the sword
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>>31836875
[x]Turn the sword into an anvil and jump out the window
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"So why exactly were you looking for us?" you ask. "Did you need something?"
"No," Rana shakes her head. "Sylvie's mom is busy swearing at the King so I thought that maybe it'd be a good idea to get away from them for a little while."
"But you only took Racquel with you?" Sylvie asks.
"She wasn't interested in leaving," she replies with a shrug.
"But it's mostly 'cause Rana thought that we'd be able to eat sooner if we got to the dining hall early," Racquel says. "And she wants to sit next to you because she thinks you're hot."

And the that creepy smile comes back.

"I bet she plans on playing footsie with you under the table..."

>[1/?]
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>>31837000

Is she talking to Rein or to Sylvie?
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>>31837000
>footsie
*talonsie
fixed
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>>31837028
yes
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>>31837028
Sylvie.
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>>31837000
Fuck man my dick does not need this.
Especially with dragon girl.
I want dragon girl.
{Suffering Intensifies}
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>>31837096

Rana deserves the cream of the cream.

She'll have a shapeshifter waifu who turns into every single person Rana has ever lusted after and then cuddle with her and cry in her sleep that Rana'll never love her for who she really is.
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>>31837160
>every single person Rana has ever lusted after
how does this list not include the shapeshifter girl's natural state? in case you're forgetting, dragons fuck more than even bards do
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>>31837208
>dragons fuck more than even bards do

{SUFFERING INTENSIFIES EVEN FURTHER}
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>>31837000
being vaguely attractive is suffering. Reinhold in there buddy.
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>>31837000
> "Sylvie's mom is busy swearing at the King

this worries me.
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>>31837000
>"No," Rana shakes her head. "Sylvie's mom is busy swearing at the King so I thought that maybe it'd be a good idea to get away from them for a little while."

i'm pretty sure she's asking for our head.
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>>31837096
That's life, no one gets a dragon girl.
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>>31837377
me too
do you think she's THAT KIND of mom who wants us fired because we made her special snowflake sad?
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The amount of unrequited love/lust/crush/whatever in PGQ is just ridiculous.

>>31837377
>>31837383
>>31837398

I'm interested about Thierri and Gregory's reaction. So far they've supported us, but they don't know much about how it all went down.

Also, I suppose that the fact that Nico was crushing on us is a secret we'll take to our grave, right? It'd just stir shit.
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>>31837000
>[2/2]

In a flash, Sylvie's hand darts out and smacks Racquel on the side of her head, right next to where Rana just hot her.

"Look at how violent my big sister is," Racquel says to Rana, a large frown on her face. "Even if you managed to seduce her, you'd just end up in an abusive relationship."
"Do you want to get hit again?" Sylvie says holding a tightly clenched fist in the air.
"No ma'am," she replies, vigorously shaking her head.
"I guess it is getting around that time though," she sighs, turning to you. "we might as well head down to the dining room after all. Oh, but you two need to go and get Marianne and Emilio first, right?"


>ask a thing before they go
>go and get retrieve the princess
<[OTHER]
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>>31837488
> Nico was crushing on us is a secret

Only Gregory knew about that right?

>>31837514
>go and get retrieve the princess
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>>31837514
Royal retrieval
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>>31837514
>>go and get retrieve the princess
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>>31837514
>>go and get retrieve the princess
as much as i want to see if she can teach us stone/metal body now is not the time

>>31837488
>secret
pretty sure rein was the last person to find out
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>>31837514
>go and get retrieve the princess

>all this child abuse
Arch, you need to talk or something?
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>>31837514
>go and get retrieve the princess

>>31837545
>inb4 frustrated moms start petitions against PGQ
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>>31837514
>go and get retrieve the princess
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>>31837514

>go and get retrieve the princess
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>>31837569
>gregoryage5.jpg
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>>31837514
>other
thank Sylvie again and then collect our royal.
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>>31837587
fucking lol.
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>>31837514
>go and get retrieve the princess
>Other
wonder out loud if Racquel is going to go after Emilio next? place bets on if she does.
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>>31837622
don't say this but racquel may be the key to shipping emilio and karel
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>>31837622

A guy AND a girl? That's just sick.

But if she did, you can be certain that Karel would immediately blow her cover to spare her loved one such a fate.
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>>31837514
>ask a thing before they go

"Do you know what she was swearing about?"

ULTRA IMPORTANT
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>>31837690
this guy is right
i totally feel like i have the brain of a goldfish now.

>>31837514
>>31837563 here, changing my vote to >>31837690
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>>31837545
>>all this child abuse
>Arch, you need to talk or something?
I haven't the foggiest idea what you're referring to.
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>>31837660
I can believe that Racquel is corrupted by the lewd to want both Karel and Emilio at the same time. Find out about Karel, still want them both. {/spoiler]
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>>31837690
>>31837740

Either she doesn't know, or she's avoiding telling us because it's a reminder of our awkward situation.
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>>31837514
>ask a thing before they go

just what is Sylvie's mom up set about?
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>>31837794
forgot to say
>writing
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>>31837794
Rosa did nothing wrong. Parent of the year all year every year.
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>>31837794

She was cool at the end of episode 2.

Rosa is the best, literally best mother ever.
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>>31837794
>>31837881
>>31837907
i watched higurashi and ended up dropping it a few routes in due to jack all being explained, is this umineko any better
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>>31837956

There's a lot of explaining in Umineko, so sure, it's better if you think of it that way.

I think Higurashi has the better setting, but that's just me. Umineko is fairly enjoyable and has a great soundtrack to go with it.
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>>31837956
>dropping it a few routes in
...but the last game explains EVERYTHING.
and you missed out on aweome rooftop bat vs cleaver duel among friends by dropping too soon
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>>31837956
>i watched higurashi and ended up dropping it a few routes in due to jack all being explained
ya dun goofed, plenty gets explained in the last couple loops and it all makes perfect sense then
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>>31837956
So you dropped it during the Question arcs because it didn't answer things.

Did you ever stopped to consider that maybe the Answer arcs would, ya know, answer stuff?

Also anime a shit, don't watch, READ.
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>>31838108
i dropped because i sat through like 4 straight question arcs
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>>31837956
It's a charming story about a bunch of cats that live on a nice boat.
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>>31838108
To be fair, the VN translations that I've seen are shitty, too, but the anime has voice acting, at least
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>>31838250
Heh, took me a minute there.
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"...Rana, you mentioned that Sylvie's mother was swearing at the King about something?" you ask.

You really hope that she isn't calling for your firing or anything.

"Yeah," Rana replies. "she was listening in while he was talking to Sir Vincent about that assassin attack, and then she totally lost it when he mentioned that Sylvie was fighting too. It wasn't pretty."
"Sorry you had to see that," Sylvie says with a nervous chuckle. "My mother turns into a different person when she gets mad."
"And she's gonna be mad at you when I tell her that you hit me," Racquel sticks her tongue out at Rana.
"I dunno why, she's the one who told me to hit you for saying creepy stuff in the first place," Rana replies. "And I bet she'd get mad at -you- if I decided to relay to her even half of the perverted commennts that you've spouted in the few hours that I've known you."

>[1/2]
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>>31838343
>commennts
two n
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>>31838364
>>31838343
Whelp arch, better just kill yourself now.
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>>31838364
thread deleted

/tg/ deleted

all users banned
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>>31838501
Time to commit sudoku
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>>31838364
>>31838501
>>31838512

Pourquoi tant de n?
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>>31838343

>[2/2]

"Aaanyways," Rana says as she grabs both Racquel and Sylvie by the hand, "we'll see you guys later!"
"Um, yeah," Sylvie stammers. "I'm glad things worked out with your sword!"

And with that, the three girls happily(?) stroll down the hall.

You're pretty sure that you also heard Racquel give some kind of lewd parting comment, but you choose to ignore that.

"Seeing that girl makes me glad that I'm the only kid my Mom had," Karel says witn an exasperated sigh. "I don't think I could deal with... whatever the hell's wrong with that girl."


>anything to say to the Karel?
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>>31838512
>4Chan taken down
>Moot retires
>Internet goes dark forever
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>>31838743
Does she realize we know she likes Emilio yet?

We haven't teased anyone in a bit.
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>>31838743
"They aren't all like that."
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>>31838743
I think I knew your dad
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>>31838759
Didn't moot say the last thing he'll ever do before dying is to take 4chan to the grave with him?

It'd be like Doomsday for the net at large.
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>>31838743
"sure a big change from Elena, right?"
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>>31838743

"Eh, it has some good points. I wouldn't trade Citrine for anything in the world except escaping Spinelle."

>>31838765
Teasing is a bit dangerous given possible listening ears and Karel's violent temper. And we're not supposed to legit know about her crush.

>>31838788
Or about that, for that matter.

>>31838800

This works, too.
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>>31838743
it makes me glad i grew up in a whore house. even there i didn't have to deal with stuff that bad

>>31838765
she doesn't realize she likes him yet, much less us
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>>31838743
"Not all sisters are horrible, you know?"
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>>31838743
>>31838800
voting this
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>>31838823
>it makes me glad i grew up in a whore house. even there i didn't have to deal with stuff that bad

Really now? I mean, REALLY?
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>>31838797
>Implying we would allow him to die
>Implying he wouldn't simply transcend and become one with 4chan and the internet
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>>31838743
"I don't think that's quite... typical in siblings. Just a hunch, though I can see the benefits of being an only child."
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>>31838800
sure why not
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>>31838781
>>31838800
These
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>>31838846

He will be fed a thousand Anons each day to keep him alive.
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>>31838844
compare racquel to the actual child whore that was citrine and racquel is worse/lewder
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>writing
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>>31838885
I think having to deal with Spinelle was a shitload worse for Rein than dealing with Racquel
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>>31838973
like racquel isn't going to turn out much worse
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I can't wait for the flashback revealing that Spinelle and Milien were tragic misunderstood figures all along.

What if Spinelle had a sex change and they're the same person?
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>>31839051
nicklaus will capture him/her to learn the secret and use it on himself
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>>31839088
Too bad the meido is already claimed.
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>>31839051
Arch did say

>Her Crazy manifested in the form of shotarape once Citrine came along and threatened her status as Reinhold's favorite.

Not sure if that make's it better or worse
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>>31839158
its for science man
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>>31839160
So Rein and Spinelle got along fine before Citrine?
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>>31839247
She wasn't raping him, but I assume she was crazy in other ways. Probably just monopolizing his time and being possessive though.
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>>31839247

>"I can only really remember doing this stuff when I was four, that's about as far back as I can remember," you say. "I'd help out wherever I was able, and the top girl there, Spinelle..."

>Just saying her name makes you want to vomit.

>"...she was always pretty nice to me up until then, so I didn't really understand just how awful my life actually was back then."
>"That's the name of..." Marianne mutters under her breath.
>"So I'd get beaten up whenever the Boss got drunk, which was pretty much every other night, but Spinelle would always hug me and tell me that it would be... god damn it," you say, shaking your head. "Anyways, I could handle it, you know?"
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>>31839311
Which thread number did this come from again?
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>>31839374
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30006782/
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>>31839374
We were telling our story to Lucianne, so...

The morning after we kissed her, I think?
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"Sure is a big change from Elena, huh," you say.
"Tell me about it," Karel sighs. "Elena might be kind of annoying sometimes, but at least she's... I dunno, innocent?" she says, shrugging. "She likes playing with swords and chasing after her rabbit, not making innuendoes on par with the shit that the worst customers at my Mom's restaurant would say when tying to hit on girls."
"Yeah, I can definitely believe that," you reply.
"Aw man," she mumbles.
"Huh?" you turn to her. "Is something wrong?"
"I just realized that there's a pretty decent chance of that girl trying to make friends with Elena. I REALLY hope she doesn't end up corrupting her... the last thing we need back home is a girl version of Giancarlo."

>[1/?]
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>>31839430
"Pretty sure Luciana would keep her in line."
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>>31839460
And how are we sure that Luci isn't also a pervert?
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>>31839493

Arch has regularly given indications that she isn't the easy girl some players think her to be.

Now, secretly perverted? Who knows? But she wouldn't tolerate Racquel's obnoxious behavior, that's for sure.
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>>31839493
If she is, she's deeper in the closet than a decade-old christmas sweater.
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>>31839430
>>31839536
B-but... but Raquel is the best girl!
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>>31839536
see you keep thinking that the lewdness is just a behavior, but it's not. it's a disease. luci may not be a pervert right now, but that will change once she's infected
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oh god i just remembered something. elena already has nightmares basically every night. how bad do you think they're going to get after she gets infected by racquel?
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>>31839719
They'll probably be the same, since they're likely caused by the rabbit.
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>>31839719
Well depends. It could theoretically male stuff better if they are dreams, much worse if they are prophetic visions. I mean I'd take night terrors about a dude suckin a guys cock over demons eating my soul and killing my loved ones anyday
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>>31839719
"He kept saying that I was a 'tasty-looking boy' so I told him that I'm a girl but he said that boys and girls taste the same in the end so it didn't matter and then he kept chasing meeeeee"
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>>31839793

pls stahp.
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>>31839793
That's................interesting
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>>31839793
Please no, anything but that.
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>>31839430
>[2/2]

"I'm pretty sure that Luciana would keep her in line," you reply. "And if not her, there's always her mother..."
"Yeah, I guess," Karel replies. "The Queen would probably wash her mouth out with soap if she heard Elena making dirty jokes like that."

After some more joking around and tales of Giancarlo's legendary perversion (including that he propositioned Alicia the first time they met), you and Karel are forced to part ways since Emilio's room is in a different direction from yours and Marianne's.

Though the rest of the way ever so slightly lonely, that doesn't matter all that much to you. After all, you're back home where you belong and your sword just got fixed!


>head to Marianne's room to show off your fixed sword
>head to your room and put it away first, she's probably not interested
>[OTHER]
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>>31839906
>>head to Marianne's room to show off your fixed sword
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>>31839906
>head to Marianne's room with the sword

Don't show off too much, though. Let her ogle by herself. Just make suggestive gestures.
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>>31839906
>head to Marianne's room to show off your fixed sword
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>>31839906
"Marianne! Marianne! Fixed muh sword! Muh sword is fixed!"
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>>31839906
>>head to Marianne's room to show off your fixed sword
why would we ever put it away somewhere besides our side? last time we put it away it wound up just thrown into our room with a mess like it was nothing
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>>31839906
>>head to Marianne's room to show off your fixed sword
It should be a comfort to her that you are now well equipped to perform your duties as royal lama.
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>>31839906
>head to Marianne's room to show off your fixed sword
"guess what's big and hard and at your service?"
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So, could we dual-wield fixed sword with gramgram's sword? Just for a little bit before we have to give it back?
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>>31839963
Oh god i wish we could say this
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>>31839957
Expecting the dialogue to pretty much go like this.
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>>31839906
>head to Marianne's room to show off your fixed sword
She'll care
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>>31839971
We use our off hand for magic and knives and stuff.

Also I don't think we ever trained in any sort of double-sword fighting style, so doing so would probably make our swordsmanship worse.
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>>31839906

>>head to your room and put it away first, she's probably not interested
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>>31839971

Reinhold is probably a total noob at this and that sword was entrusted to him so he should take as few risks as possible to break it.
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>writing
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While you -could- head to your room first and tidy up a bit and put away your sword since it's kind of dangerous to be carrying a sword out in the open like this since the scabbard's still in your room, you REALLY want to show it off to Marianne.

After all, you're excited and Marianne's your friend so she ought to be excited for you, right?

Taking care to wrap it up in the cloth that its pieces were held in for now, you lower it to your side as you approach the door to Marianne's room. While you -are- excited, you're not dumb enough to spook her by brandishing a sword at her the second she opens her door.

That's an easy way to end up encased in a block of ice.

>[1/?]
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>>31840393

Ice isn't Reinhold friend.

You think Spinelle ever did that ice cubes trick you see in Sengoku-kun's Pretty Cool?
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>>31840393
>That's an easy way to end up encased in a block of ice.

It's funny because it's true
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>>31840393
I like Marianne
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>[2/2]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

You wait a few minutes for Marianne to answer the door... but you get no response. Wondering if she's still asleep or something, you knock again.

"Alright, just wait a minute!" you hear the Princess's muffled shout from the other side of the door. After a few more minutes, you hear the sound of her stomping towards the door before the knob turns and it opens.

>greet the Princess!
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>>31840573

"I hope I'm not disturbing you? I just got back from Niklaus' lab."
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>>31840573

Grin, and show her your solid sword.

The metal one.
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>>31840573
"sorry if i disturbed you, but i got niklaus to fix my sword up" said as we pull it out to show off "oh and i think it's about time for dinner too"
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>>31840573
"IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
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>>31840573
Time for lunch(?), Princess. And look, i got my sword fixed with crystals. Isn't that cool?
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>>31840573

This works:
>>31840596

Maybe add "He couldn't fix my slow wit, but at least he patched up my sword."
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>>31840601
>Grin, and show her your solid sword.
>The metal one.
Oh you.
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>>31840573
These
>>31840596
>>31840601
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>writing
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>>31840503
So do I.
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>>31840759
i like all girls, but honestly can't wait for the forever alone route
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>>31840503
>>31840759

It seems that among the love interests she's the one who "gets" him the most.

>>31840826

Why is PGQ becoming increasingly lewder?
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As Marianne glares at you while wiping the sleep from her eyes, you can't help but feel like she's kind of annoyed with you.

More than usual, anyways.

"I hope I'm not disturbing you," you say.
"No, it's not that," Marianne replies, shaking her head. "I didn't want this stupid dress to get wrinkled, so I took it off while I slept," she sighs. "And then your knocking on the door startled me and I woke up freezing since I was stupid enough to fall asleep in my underwear and then I was rushing to get my clothes back o-"

Marianne stops herself mid-sentence, her face rapidly becoming flushed as she realizes what exactly she just said to you.

>[1/?]
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>>31840846
See this is why it's great being a guy you aren't expected to wear dresses. Kinda the opposite really.
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>>31840842
which is why we need to do a route switch
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>>31840846
I think we're about to get punched.

Quick, show her our sword!
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>>31840846
That is normal Marie, nothing to be ashamed. Falling asleep naked feels great but the feeling of wakin up freezing cold is shit.
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>>31840846
>grin
>"Wanna see my sword?"
>grin wider
>Get sm play
>Trigger ptsd
>Cum while crying
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>>31840846
>theprincesscantpossiblybethiscute.png
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>>31840895
>royalty
>freezing cold
>ever
even in the real world they had servants fill pans with coals and keep fires going, and this is a world with magic. her room is probably temperature controlled, and she wouldn't need melonie to go in light a nice relaxing fire and some soothing lavender incense before rubbing mari's body down with gently warmed oils
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>>31840953
>rubbing mari's body down with gently warmed oils

go on
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>>31840953
Room temperature is not enough to keep a naked person warn while asleep.
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>>31840964
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/199830/wonderful_instructional_massage_with_multiple_orgasms.html

here's an instructional video

>>31840973
hence the magic space heater/fire place in place of the servant controlled fire
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>>31841032
Okay, let's keep that sort of stuff to a minimum.

I don't think we're even to hand holding yet.
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>>31841127
we aren't, but mari gets woken up by melonie, and we all know what morning melon is like
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>>31841127
we held mari's hand to get through the crowd blocking sylvie's fight with nik
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>>31841137
I assume Melon wakes up early to get it out of her system first.
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>>31840846

Deciding to spare her the embarrassment of trying to come up with some kind of excuse for what she just said, you play like you didn't hear anything and continue on with what you yourself were about to say.

"So I just got back from Niklaus's study," you say as you unfurl the cloth from around your sword, "and..."
"...it's your sword," Marianne replies, completely deadpan. "I don't see what's so special abou-"

And then her eyes grow wide.

"That's -your- sword, isn't it!?" Marianne gasps. "But I remember it still being in pieces on the ride here, how in the world did you get it fixed so quickly!?"
"Sylvie suggested that Niklaus would be able to combine it with that bracelet I was testing out for him in order to fix it, and, well... he did!" you reply, a wide grin in your face.
"Wow, so he actually..." she says, her expression gradually shifting into a warm smile. "...I'm so happy for you, Reinhold! I know that sword meant a lot to you!"

>[2/?]
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>>31841257
>mari route intensifies
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>>31841257
Marianne is so cute.
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>>31841257
Is she trying to give us a heart attack?!
Too Dere! Way too dere!
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>>31841257

We've come a long way, huh?

We're not getting to the feast today.
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>>31841257
Yeah, it's pretty much our only priced posession
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>>31841257

God damn it why couldn't we get the Marianne route.
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>>31841327
as much as i'd like to answer you with an opinion that i consider well thought out and not based on my personal favorites, i feel like that will start a waifu war and i don't want that
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>>31841257
Seems she's now quite impressed with our sword.

How long before we can make it shift to look like a halberd, I wonder?
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>>31841257
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>>31841360
>finale of a new swordmanship tournament
>"and now, public, I present to you my very special trick, dedicated to my good friend Queen Marianne, first of her name: FraaaaaAAAGMENT HALLBERD!"
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>>31841257
>[3/3]

Though it certainly was lovely while it lasted, Marianne's smile fades away as quickly as it appeared and giving way to a slightly more pleasant version of her usual expression. "Though I can't help but feel bit concerned seeing as how Niklaus was involved..."
"He said that it's safe so I believe him," you reply.


>stop by your room to put it away before heading down
>ask to store it in her room before heading down
>[OTHER]
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>>31841433
>using sword properties for anything other than attack
>disqualified
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>>31841448
>ask to store it in her room before heading down
Gotta put some faith in that princess like she has faith in us.
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>>31841448
>>ask to store it in her room before heading down
I'm still nervous/paranoid about the mess in our room
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>>31841448
>stop by your room to put it away before heading down
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>>31841448
>>[OTHER]
stop by our room to grab sheath and strap it back on next to granny's
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>>31841448
>stop by your room to put it away before heading down

I have a bad feeling about this.
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>>31841448
>>ask to store it in her room before heading down

Why not?
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>>31841448
>>ask to store it in her room before heading down
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>>31841448

Adding too this
>>31841484
Mention the ordeal with our luggage.
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>>31841448
>>ask to store it in her room before heading down

Can't be late for dinner.
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>>31841448
>>ask to store it in her room before heading down
I do not trust are room
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>>31841512

that head is disproportionately large.
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>>31841448
>ask to store it in her room before heading down
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>>31841512
it would require putting the sword down, which we don't want to do. seriously it's like a security blanket for the guy, keeping it on us at all times is just the only thing that should pop into his head
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so am i the only one that thinks it's best to just keep it on us?
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>>31841448
We can put swords down now? Is this the twilight zone?
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>>31841555

We don't have our sheat on us which is kinda bad for a swordman.

>>31841448
Can we have it on us during dinner? We're still a bodyguard...
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>>31841572
hence the stopping by our room to get the sheath
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Arch wheres the girl that uses SPIKED CLUBS or just plain MACES
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>>31841572
we still have grams sword and anyway we can't use it yet
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>>31841572
>Can we have it on us during dinner? We're still a bodyguard...
It can't use it for another day without risking irreparable damage, and you still have Agnes's sword in the meantime.
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>>31841589
rana used a mace if you count the corpse of an assassin
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>>31841580

>stop by your room to put it away before heading down
>to put it away
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>>31841592
>>31841593
i meant keep it on us for the sake of keeping it on us, not using right away

>>31841596
>>[OTHER]
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>>31841595
that corpse didnt have spikes or nails poking out of it so no I dont count it
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>>31841448
>ask to store it in her room before heading down
tell marianne about the mess we saw in our room
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>>31841619
>Gunsword
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So how long until we try crystal ninja stars and become the Batman?
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Where da giant white women at Arch?
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>writing
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Everything is going pretty great right now. You sure this isn't the happy epilogue, Arch?
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>>31841679
I could probably end it right here if I wanted to, to be honest.
But there is moar story yet to go.
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>>31841679
Remember, we're a little less than halfway through the quest.
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>>31841679
Everything is alright for now I tell you what.
GOD DANGIT GRIFFITH
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>>31841687
woo
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>>31841687
>you dine with all of your friends in slight awkwardness
>meanwhile, Alberto duels the masked BBEG on his own
>the end


>>31841692
More like 80%.
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"If you say so," Marianne says. "I assume that you're going to put it away while we go down to eat?"
"Actually," you begin, "would you mind it if I left it in your room?"
"...wha?" she stares at you with a look of utter confusion. "Why in the world should I allow you to do that?"

Yeah, it would make sense for her to be annoyed by that request. It is kind of a strange thing to ask out of the blue, after all.

"When I went to my room earlier, it was kind of trashed," you say with an exasperated sigh. "A bunch of my art stuff got ripped up because whoever brought my luggage up seems to have decided to place my suitcase on top of my desk, and my other bad was just kind of chucked onto my bed so everything in it could fall out."
"Nothing's missing, is it?" Marianne asks.
"No, I don't think so," you reply, shaking your head. "But I'm still kind of weirded out and I REALLY don't want to risk my sword getting stolen after I finally got it fixed, so..."
"I understand," Mairanne says as she turns around to open her door. "And I suppose I'm going to speak with Arnaud about this incident..."

>[1/?]
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>>31841715
And then Luciana turns out to be a reverse trap and all this Karel time was Arch throwing us a notboner
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>>31841749
>[2/2]

She the extends her hand out towards you.

"Hand it over," she says. "But consider this a one-time thing, I don't want you thinking that my room is some kind of storage facility."
"Of course not," you reply as you re-wrap your sword in the cloth and place it in her hand.

It's kind of hard not to laugh as she stumbles a bit when you pull your hand away since her frail princessly arms aren't used to the weight of a sword. IT also takes a lot of self-control to keep from bringing up the halberd incident.

"As long as this thing doesn't come to life while I'm away and eat my things..." Marianne says as she hurries into her room with your weapon in tow.
"I'm pretty sure that won't happen," you reply with a nervous laugh.

You certainly hope that it doesn't.

Before long, Marianne emerges from her room and firmly closes her bedroom door behind her. Next stop: the dining hall!


>talk about a thing along the way?
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>>31841835

Didn't we have an artbook messed up?

Ask her if she knows anything.
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>>31841835
Just mention how good it is to be back home with the people you've missed and the faces you know.
Ask the princess if traveling gets any easier, maybe.
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>>31841835

"Well, we're back here, my sword is repaired, I'm slowly getting back to friends with Sylvie, and I can't say I'm not a little selfishly happy to have Luciana here. And we're treated to a feast - I don't know about you, but this is the greatest day I've had in a while."
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>>31841835
I like this>>31841884
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>>31841835
>>31841884
This i guess
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>>31841884
I don't know this just makes me want to punch him in the face, if he said that to me. Or knock him down a peg.
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Alright, that's it for tonight's thread.
Sorry for the slower posting rate than usual, I've been super distracted lately. It were still fun, though.
I'm not sure when the next thread will be... I'm going to be super busy tomorrow, but I might be able to do one at the usual time depending on how things work out. And if not, it'll have to wait until Saturday or Sunday night.

But anyways, thanks for playing!
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>>31841982

Night arch, thanks for the thread!
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>>31841982

Thanks, Arch.

hoping for action during the feast. It wouldn't feel like PGQ otherwise.
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>>31841982
Thanks for running
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>>31841982
Cool thanks Arch
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>>31841982
>I've been super distracted lately
What have you been doing with your sister Arch?
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>>31841982
And thank you for running!
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>>31841982
Night Arch.
Please don't let fujishit corrupt best imouto.
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>>31841982
Arch, I'm making a King Thierri build in Dark Souls 2. Axes are a given, but what kind of armor did he wear in his adventuring days?
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>>31841982
Thank you, Arch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCaBCdJWOyM&t=2m24s
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>>31842039
>6 AM
>night
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>>31842032
A swinging dick and a half-full flagon of white dragon's lightning
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>>31841982

Cheers for the thread, OP, you a good one!
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>>31841884
Stuff is going too well, sides our room being a mess.
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>>31843023

Shut up! Shut up! Don't you dare open your whore mouth! Just let Rein make most of relative peace he's returned to.

We all know it could always start happening
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>>31843293
>could always start
You mean WILL always start.




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