>>31829077
“So, Scout Scrubicature, what have you to report?” BigTex asks, “Did you finally PKK, or do you still have a stupid face?” A half second pause, “Trick question, you'll always have a stupid face!” The child laughs at his own joke. You simply sit there in silence.

“Okay.” Judicature responds.

“So you agree!?” He laughs hards and begins to nudge you with his elbow, “She says she has a stupid face!”

You respond with a face of are-you-fucking-kidding-me.

“She said she had a stupid face.” He repeats.

“I heard.” You reply.

He looks at you confused then lets out a, “Whatever. You're a stupid face too.” He hops down from the cart. “Get going before I change my mind.”

You hold out the reigns for Judicature, but the child proclaims, “No! She has to walk!”

Judicature motions for you to go. “I will catch up later.” She says.

You glare at BigTex for a couple moments, and then drive the cart forward. You move through the city gates when you hear a familiar voice comment, “Yarr. Me thinks we should keelhaul the little bastard.”

“He's level 90.” You respond. You turn around to see Trove sitting up in the back of the cart, everyone around him still asleep. “And I don't know about you, but I'd rather never see Coyote ever again.”

“Yarr. We should search for his brother, Peyote, instead.”

You drive the cart into the stables. “I don't see how that would help us.”

“It will help ME. Yarr.”

The stable boy comes rushing over and you yell, “STABLES DOT STABLE MOUNT MENU DOT ACCEPT OPEN PARENTHESES CLOSE PARENTHESES!”

“Yarr. I have no idea what you're saying.”

“I'm trying to get the horses and cart stored in the stables.”

The stable boy nervously responds, “T-three gold, please.”

In response, you fling some gold at him and jump off the cart. Turing to Trove you say, “Alright, help me get everyone up.”

>>31829087
Trove begins throwing everyone off the cart and onto the ground.

“Not like that!” You yell. You barely manage to catch Lilac in mid air. Everyone else, however, is currently feasting a a slurry of dirt, hay, and things you would rather not think about.

Canis leaps to his feet, yelling. “AAAAAAAAH!” He motions to the ground where his face was, “AAAAH?” Then to his face, “AHHH!” To the ground again, “AAAAHHHHHaaa!?” Then to his mouth, “Ahhhh!” Then to the cart, “AhhhhhHHHH” Then to his face again, “AahhhHHHH!” Then to Trove, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!?”

“The samurai code states that cleanliness is next to honorableness.” Takeshi comments, a large splotch of brown covering his white clothing. “I demand a duel with whoever did this!”

Trove responds, “Yarr. Don't blame me. The captain told me to do it.” He motions to you. Since when the hell were you the captain!?

“Look,” You begin to explain, “We're here-”

“We're queer. Get used to it?” Canis asks.

“No!” You respond, “We're in town, we should go to the inn and sleep till morning!” It is then you realize you're still carrying Lilac. “Get up.” You say, gently shaking her.

“No.” She states, “I am sleeping.”

“We need to go to the inn.”

“Then you should carry me.”

[ ] Drop her.
[ ] Carry her to the inn.
[ ] Get someone else to carry her.
[ ] Other.

>>31829097
>[x] Drop her.
>[x] Get someone else to carry her.
Maybe she'll wake up if we get Takeshi to carry her.

>>31829097
>[X] Carry her to the inn
But do it in the most demeaning way possible. maybe put her in a burlap sack.

>>31829097
>[ ] Drop her.
We are not just gonna carry her everywhere. That's ridiculous.

>>31829097
>[ ] Carry her to the inn.
Tease her along the way.

>>31829097
nigga, thats kawaii
[X]carry her to the inn

>>31829097
>[ ] Carry her to the inn.

>>31829097
>[ ] Carry her to the inn.

>>31829097
>[X] Carry her to the inn
Princess carry, HO!

>>31829323
>>31829303
>>31829299
>>31829284
>>31829240


[+1 Bag Mastery]
[+1 Dwarf in a Sack]
[+1 Tease Specialty]

>>31829366
plz no bully

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>>31829366

Lilac confirmed for cutest Dwarf.

Also time to play LHQ mid traffic gridlock!

We totally need to PK this baby man.
It's been a good long while since I've hated a quest character this much and he JUST showed up.

>>31829366
These stats make me unhappy

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>>31829366
You look down at her. “Seriously?” You ask.

“I refuse to wake up.” She respond.

You shrug and look to Canis. “Hand me a sack, will you?”

“What?” Lilac asks.

It is too late. Canis tosses a sack at you, and you lift up the dwarf in one hand and place her in to the bag. You the fling the bag over your shoulder and say, “Whelp, off to the inn!”

“This isn't necessary!” You hear Lilac yell from within the bag.

“It is extremely necessary!” You respond, “What would people think if they saw me carrying you?”

“That you are a good person?”

“Exactly! And if they think that, they will try to take advantage of us.”

“Science.” Canis says in agreement, “And you can't argue with science.”

The group exits the stables. “So, you see, the only safe way to get you to the inn is to put you in a sack and drag you there.” You pause, “OR you could have just walked.”

“Can I change my decision?” Lilac asks.

You stop, contemplate the thought for a while, and then respond, “Nope.”

You continue into the streets which look to the a giant runway lined with ramshackle buildings, made from the ruins of dilapidated airplanes and spaceships. The largest, a flying saucer propped up on its side, appears to be the inn, with the giant word INN painted on front of it. Inside the ship you find players from all kinds of races and classes, but, strangely enough, almost all of them have <Morning Star> above their heads.

You lean back and whisper to the bag, “Is Ekechi where the Morning Star guild hall is?”

“I don't know.” Lilac responds, “I made it a habit to never get involved in politics outside Sweet Cake.”

This was not the answer you were looking for. You can only hope people like BigTex are very rare in their guild.

>>31829184
>>31829240
>>31829245
Look what you do dammit

>>31830047
You walk over to the innkeeper and yell out, “PURCHASE ROOM TIMES SIX! CONFIRM PURCHASE!”

The woman behind the desk looks at you confused.

You sigh. “Argh! These NPCs! How am I supposed to know how you were programmed!?”

“Have you tried talking to them like they were people?” Asks a stern, feminine voice.

You turn around to see a woman in a thick, off-white cloak and a white cowboy hat. Her folded arms reveal a golden star on her black shirt. Above her floats LittleTex <Morning Star>. It then you notice that the entire inn has gone dead silent.

“Why would I talk to them?” You ask, “It's not like they react to chat commands.”

She simply stares at you and says, “Try it.”

You shrug and look back to the inn keeper. “Six rooms, please.”

“At once, sir.” She responds, getting six keys from the wall. “That will be thirty gold.”

“Hold on.” You say, “I keep all my money in this sack!”

You stick your hand into the sack, palm extended to what you hope is Lilac's hand. Your hand stays there for a couple of second before you feel the coins drop into your hands. Your hand then reemerges from the sack with the money. “Thirty gold!” You say, placing the gold onto the desk. In return you are handed six keys.

“Huh...” You remark, “Didn't realize they added voice commands to the game.”

“They're not voice commands,” LittleTex says, “They're- Ah, forget it.” She turns to the crowd in the inn, “Has anyone seen my brother?”

[ ] Tell her where you saw BigTex
[ ] Just go to bed.
[ ] Inquire more about NPCs
[ ] Other

>>31830074
>[ ] Inquire more about NPCs
We can learn and then do science to them!

>>31830065
>Look what you do dammit
establish ground rules for bullshit like that?

>>31830074
>[X] Inquire more about NPCs
and boggle at the fact that NPCs are actually people.

>>31830074
>[ ] Tell her where you saw BigTex

>>31830065
This is great there is nothing to regret.

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>>31830074
>You stick your hand into the sack, palm extended to what you hope is Lilac's hand. Your hand stays there for a couple of second before you feel the coins drop into your hands.

Damn Lilac that's cute.

>[ ] Tell her where you saw BigTex
>[ ] Inquire more about NPCs
We scratch her back, she tells us the blatantly obvious thing we've been too focused on levers to realize.

>>31830131
By establish ground rule, you mean be a total dick to one of our friends?

>>31830074
[ ] Tell her where you saw BigTex
[ ] Inquire more about NPCs

Not only have we been transported inside the game, but we are about to get fucked by an entire guild and the NPCs might even be alive. This is the worst day... at least we have a Dwarf sack though...

>>31830174
Tiny why u do dis
U making lilac 2cute

>>31830074
>[ ] Tell her where you saw BigTex
Mention he's being a dick to one of our party members
>[ ] Inquire more about NPCs

>>31830304
>>31830174
>>31830132
>>31830131
>>31830120
>>31830334

Calling votes due to time.

[+1 Knowledge]
[+1 Worry]
[+3 Lawyers]

>>31830074
[ ]pet lilac

>inb4 Lilac decides to take a nap in the sack and refuses to leave it.

>So the NPCs are alive?
>Yes
>/Man in black/
>Neowmeygawd.mp4
>/Well that might be problematic... the Man in Black has apparently left where he was supposed to be.../
>How did you not notice? What have you even been doing?
>Well I constructed a flying machine... well glider technically to test that physics had been applied to the world. I think with the assistance of a good mage and some wind channeling spells however I should be able to obtain "Powered Flight"; however I haven't had time to rough out the concept... then I started activating the fast travel points and assembled a posse to travel to bi a-
>Wait, what was that? The gate thing.
>Well a gate or door is either open or closed; on or off. So I attached a lever from before the Databasing to the gate since they seem to be able to control such binary values. Unfortunately it didn't work, so I had another engi in big apple attach one as well. In theory video game logic dictates that if two switches are thrown at the same time it should work.
>AND?!
>It did not... however I'm sure it moved. I think. I was incorrect in assuming the fast travel system was mearly an A to B waypoint system. Rather it's a hub. A tangled hub mind you, but a hub. All circuits need to be active at once otherwise it won't function and since the fast travel system was active throughout as opposed to bits and parts I postulate that the hub is an integrated system. Binary WILL work on it, but all points must be active. Once a "True Level" is attached to all the gates, and all switches are flipped at once by engineers the fast travel system SHOULD become operational again. In theory.
>... ... ...
>Yar that be the most articulate I've ever seen the lad...
>Also if npcs are people if I say club her to death she stays dead right?
>/gasp/
>Yes, but then I would club you to death.
>Intriguing... I think I might have killed someone tonight then.
>/room stands up, Amb remans seated stroking his goatee/

>>31830886
>At the murder mansion there was a foxtail slut. He, she... sh...er? Whatever attacked us and I threw it off of the house down to Coyote.
>You sacrificed another?!
>Well yes. Not only was the player trying to kill us, but logic dictated that a singular unit in exchange for 6 is more than an adequate trade so I took the most logical approach.
>/Morning stars sit in unison/
>Good so it was PK scum... They respawn anyway.
>VERY intriguing... And any pain?
>Oh it's real, VERY re... Are you listening?
>Sure whatever. Justice, Honor, Hotdog water. Now if you'll excuse me I need to address a Dwarf about a good sacking.

>>31830358
“Do you mean BigTex?” You ask.

“Yes.” She states, “Where did you see him?”

“Out front, making life hell for my friend.”

She raises an eyebrow. “Is your friend a known PKer?”

“No, she's apart of your guild and-”

LittleTex holds up a hand to silence you and asks, “Do you know what rank your friend is?”

“Scout.”

She sucks in air and her face change to one of pain and anger. “Someone remind me to finally demote him!” She yells out before turning around. She whistles into the night air and a horse comes charging up to her. LittleTex leaps upon the horse and rides off.

You look around a bit confused and worried. Then it suddenly dawns on you. “Wait!” You call out, “You forgot to explain how NPCs work!”

She appears to be too far to hear you.

You sigh and begin distributing the keys. One to Canis, one to Trove, one to Takeshi, and one into the sack.

“IIIIIIIIIII beeeeelieeeeeeeve IIIIIIIIII caaaaaan heeeeeeelp yooooooooooou!” Comes a voice, singing like some barbershop quartet member. You turn to see a man in a suit. Above him is the name Pathos.

“Noooooooooo!” Comes a higher pitched note from another man, also in a suit, this one's name is Ethos. “Leeeeeet meeeee eeeexplaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!”

“Please stop.” Comes the low voice of Logos, another well dressed man. Logo places his hands over the mouths of the other two and simply states, “As far as we can tell, they all display rational thought and have all the characteristics of normal people. In short, as of current observations, they are sapient and have all the requirements of personhooaaAAAAHHH!”

You notice that Pathos has bitten Logos' finger.

“That's what you get!” Pathos yells, “If you want to be all No-Fun-Allowed, go off somewhere else!”

Logos then punches Pathos. Ethos tackles Logos to the ground. Pathos then begins kicking both of them while they are on the floor.

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I'm the map.
I'm the map.
I'm the map.
I'm the map.
I'm the maaaaaaaaaap!

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>>31830952
You decide now would be a good time to go look at your room. You heft the bag into a better position and head up the wooden stairs. It looks as if the floors were walls of the original ship, and what now are the walls were the floors with metal carved open and doors haphazardly placed within the holes.

You drop the sack in front of one of the doors. Lilac sticks her head out of the hole in the top and asks, “Is this my room?”

“Yup.” You respond. You turn around to notice that the rest of your party did not follow you up here. Where the heck did they go now?

Lilac reaches out of the bag and unlocks the door to her room. “Hey.” She calls out to you, “Mind putting me down in my room?”

“Sure.” You say, picking up the bag. You open the door to a small room with only a bed and all kinds of sideways monitors and other broken bits of alien tech. You fling the bag inside and close the door.

Now you wonder what you should do.

[ ] Go find where Takeshi went.
[ ] Go find where Trove went.
[ ] Go find where Canis went.
[ ] Go make sure Judicature is okay.
[ ] Go make sure Lilac landed okay.
[ ] Go to sleep.
[ ] Other.

>>31830971
>[X] Go make sure Lilac landed okay.
We may be a dick, but we're not evil.

>>31830971
>[ ] Go find where Takeshi went.
Lets round him up before he gets the entire party WANTED.

>>31830971
>[ ] Go make sure Lilac landed okay.
then
>[ ] Go make sure Judicature is okay.

>>31830971
>[ ] Go make sure Judicature is okay.
She's a bitch, but she's a useful and well informed bitch. We need her.

>>31830971
>[x] Go to sleep.
We are beset on all sides.

>>31830971
>[ ] Go make sure Lilac landed okay.

Ok, enough dwarf bullying for one day. Even if she is deliciously bullyable.

Honestly she was a remarkably good sport about the whole bag thing.

>>31830971
>[ ] Go make sure Lilac landed okay.
>[ ] Go make sure Judicature is okay.

>>31831023
This

>>31830971
>[X] Go make sure Judicature is okay.
>[X] Go make sure Lilac landed okay.
not necessarily in this order thou

>>31830971
>[X]Go make sure Lilac landed okay.
After that,
>[X] Go make sure Judicature is okay.

>>31830971
>[ ] Go make sure Judicature is okay.

>>31831023
>>31831097
>>31831112
>>31831121
>>31831091

[+1 ????]

>>31831034
She's not a bitch, just a spaghettimancer.

>>31831177
>[+1 ????]

harem

>>31831235
NO
BAD /tg/

real talk though I am all up on the shortstack train

>>31831291
perfect height

>>31831291
>>31831417
I prefer delicious goblins, but it'll do in a pinch.

Weird how this quest series starts off with a bunch of activity; but quickly peters our once 8-10 PM hit.

>>31831825
I think everyone is waiting for ts to type out

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>>31831177
You sigh and turn back around. You weren't being mean for real, after all, so you should definitely make sure she's okay. You open the door to see Lilac upon the bed, still in the sack.

“You okay?” You ask.

Her arms pop out of the bag, a cup of tea in her hands. She takes a sip. “You do realize that barging into someone else' room is rude correct?” She takes another sip.

“Yes, but if I flung you into the wall and you had a concussion, wouldn't it be better for me to not wait for a response?”

She sips her tea some more and seems to internally mull over your words. After a few moments she responds, “You make a good point.”

You pause for a couple moment and then ask, “Are you going to get out of that sack, or are you going to live in it?”

“I have yet to decide.”

“Huh...” Is all you can think to say before you turn back around and leave the room, closing the door behind you.

You head down stairs to see Canis and the three men in suits all singing children's cartoon show songs together.

“Gooooot toooo caaaatch theeeeem aaaaaaaall!” They sing slow and softly. “Pooooooooookeeeeeeeemooooooooooon!”

That song was far before your generation, but everyone knew it. You blame the internet for that.

You leave the inn and into the calm night streets. The silence, however, is broken by screaming off in the distance.

>>31831892
“WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH YOU!?” The distant voice asks, “I TELL YOU EVERY TIME! LEAVE! THE! SCOUTS! ALONE!”

You slowly make out the figures of what you can only assume to be BigTex and LittleTex.

“ARE YOU THE SHERIF!?” LittleTex yells.

A pause.

“THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE NOT THE SHERIF! I AM! AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO DO!?”

A pause.

“THAT'S RIGHT! AND IS THE FRONT GATE THE COURT HOUSE!? NO! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR STATION AND CLEAN UP LIKE I TOLD YOU TO!”

BigTex goes running past you. You swear you see tears in his eyes as he goes past, but perhaps that's just the starlight playing tricks on you.

“You!” LittleTex says, pointing to you. “You are coming to my office. We have things to discuss.”

“Actually, I was looking for my frie-” She cuts you off again.

“That was not a request.”

“Hey, lady, I'm not in your guild. You can't boss me around.”

“No, but your friend is, and unless you want me to go and demote her, you're going to come with me.”

[ ] Refuse to go.
[ ] Go with her.
[ ] Other.

>>31831918
[x] Go with her.

>>31831918
>[X] Go with her.

Y'know for a guild about justice, that was a pretty low move.

>>31831918
>[ ] Go with her.
We really have to get Judi out of the betrayer guild.

>>31831918
>[ ] Go with her.
Will there be levers?

>>31831892
>>31831918
[ ] Go with her

Getten real sick of your shit morning stars.

>>31831918
aren't scouts the lowest rank?

>>31831952
>>31831953
>>31831958
>>31831990
>>31832000

[+5 Rep with Judicature]

>>31832032
Yes.

>>31832032
Who knows? She could always just kick her out of the guild anyway.

Also there's no way we're not getting a crash corse in NPCs. Some "street justice" is also quite likely to happen. She's giving me bad vibes.

>>31832063
[-1 Bait]
FUCK

>>31831918
>[ ] Go with her.

>>31832088
At this rate, will never become a master baiter.

>>31832106
Despite all these setbacks, I have faith we will be a grand master baiter.

>TinyShepherd fasttracking Lilac for waifu
I'm somewhat ok with this.

Although I'm wondering if we'll ever see Symbology again since she was clearly party bait.

>>31832430
Her name wasn't even a real word!
That means she wasn't a real person.

>>31832430
She's using a made up word as name. There's no way she's party bait, let alone potential waifu.

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>>31832430
We'll all die of diabeetus at this rate, long before we reach the stage of waifu shenanigans. I have only one filename sufficient to describe Lilac this session.

Also Symbology a shit and not real.

>>31832430
If we do, she'll remember us, if only to twist the knife in Judicature's self-esteem

>>31831918
How do you demote past the lowest rank?

Does she get kicked out?

>>31832578
We got rused, son.

>>31832615
>Aspergers girl joined a guild of lying dickbags
WELP

>>31832648
>lying dickbags
They're named Morning Star, what did you expect?

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>>31832063
You sigh, look around, and then finally say, “Okay. Fine. I'll go with you.”

“Good.” She responds, leading you off to a ruined B17 bomber. Inside the main body of the plane is a desk, some filing cabinets, some chairs, and a torch lighting up the 'room'. LittleTex sits behind the desk and motions for you to sit down in the remaining chair. You do so.

“What is this about, exactly.” You ask.

She pulls open a drawer on the filing cabinet and retrieves from it a bottle of whiskey and two glass tumblers. She pours the whiskey into both and hands you one. “It tastes like water.” She informs you, “But I feel it is more thematically appropriate to drink whiskey at a desk.”

You pick up the glass and take a sip. It tastes of water. You put it back down. “So, what is this about?” You ask again.

“Oh, yes.” She begins to swirl the whiskey around in the glass, “Why do you think I've brought you here?”

“I haven't the slightest idea.” You respond, “If I knew, wouldn't I-”

She raises a hand again for you to silence. That was getting very annoying. “Why is she traveling with you?”

“Because she wanted to help me get to Big Apple.” You respond.

“Anything else?” She continues to swirl the drink, not drinking from it.

“No, no other reason.”

“And you believed her? You must realize everyone has an ulterior motive.”

You simply shrug.

She stop swirling the drink and just stares at you. “So be it.” She gets up and walks over to the cockpit door, which was also the front door. “After you.”

>>31832669
You get up as well and make your way to the door, opening it. You step out and notice Judicature in the middle of the street, staring up at the stars. You walk towards her and are about to call out to her when you hear LittleTex yell out behind you, “Hey Scrub!” Judicature turns and looks to the woman behind you. “Catch!” LittleTex yells.

You see some kind of discus go flying by your head and Judicature catches it. Now that you have a second to interpret the image, you realize it's a cowboy hat.

“Congrats!” The magic-user behind you yells, “You are now Deputy Scrub!”

Judicature hugs the hat in absolute satisfaction.

“Now get to PKKing like a real Morning Star!”

Suddenly the urge to same something rises. “Actually...”


[ ] "She helped us PKK someone a few hours ago."
[ ] "She single-handedly lead us into combat against a PKer"
[ ] "She told me that she would be rewarded for being helpful."
[ ] Other.

>>31832687
>[ ] "She helped us PKK someone a few hours ago."

>>31832687
>[x] "She helped us PKK someone a few hours ago."
Just ask my party.

>>31832687
>[X] "She helped us PKK someone a few hours ago."
A level 90, no less! And someone that massacred a shitload of NPCs.

>>31832687
[x] "She helped us PKK someone a few hours ago."

Sacrificing someone to a berserk supernatural entity counts as a good deed, right?

>>31832687
My my isn't this tricky. I've got nothing.

>>31832430
Until she offers us "Ripe meat fresh off the bone" she won't be waifu material.

>>31832719
Technically, we're the one's who sacrificed her.

>>31832687
She totally saved our asses from some level 90 foxtail summoner pker by knowing about all those secret passages in mr boddys house

>>31832739
But she helped, at the very least in morale, so it counts.

>>31832687
>[ ] "She helped us PKK someone a few hours ago."

I almost want to say she'll get chastised for PKKing before getting her current rank since she wouldn't have "the authority" to do so yet.

>>31832739
Shh. We're trying to make her look good here.

>>31832750
Just saying any onus for heathen sacrifices probably falls on us rather than her.

>>31832430
>Lilac for waifu
>The Liar
>Waifu

It's like you hate surviving.

>>31832762
Nah, she told us members could rise up the ranks either way.

>>31832687
She helped the party survive a level 90 summoner at the murder mansion. And lets just say she won't be bothering anyone again... probably ever.

>>31832782
Damn you and your paranoia-sowing, MicroFather.

>>31832757
>>31832719
>>31832717
>>31832716
>>31832710

[+5 Rep with Judicature]
[+20 Judicature's Rep with Morning Star]
[+1 Honesty]

>>31832790
>implying he/she won't be a recurring villain

prepare you anus

>>31832782
Wait, hold on. Is it possible that Lilac is using the teacher system to fake her level some how?

>>31832790
Nah, she just respawns. She did have a pretty gruesome death, though.

>>31832782
I like the liar, but the liars name isn lilac, it's tinyshepherd

>>31832835
too meta for me

>>31832835
MiB? Is that you?

Okay. Writing now, no longer having paranoia time.

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>>31832815
Oh it is, IT IS.

>>31832819
I don't think so, we met her before she joined our party, and as far as I know the teacher system only functions when you're part of a party. Also I don't think it would plummet her level down to more than ten below the rest of the party.

>>31832815
Shi'll be Jessie/ James tier at best.
Eventually si'll just convert fully into character. This may or may not make her a murderous cunt still.

>>31832831
We don't know players can rez though. Also I fully expect a death that brutal to have sapped a LOT of exp since I bet Coyote, not sentient, wants to achieve adventurer status and he thinks he can get this by consuming enough of them.

>>31832808
What is our rep with every1 in our party anyways?

>>31832870
We don't know players can rez though
It's based on the show. Players being able to respawn was a fundamental part of that.

I don't think that would've changed.

>>31832867
>reverse image search
>Not an H-book
I hate everything.

>>31832870
>This may or may not make her a murderous cunt still.

By that point she'll probably be yandere for us.

>>31830952
This made me laugh too hard

>>31832968
I wonder if he/she'll have a dick...

>>31832790
Which reminds me, we should probably take a moment to explain the birds and the bees to our little brother.

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>>31832968
Hot, but NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

>>31833006
>implying his guild leader isn't giving him vigorous instruction right now

>>31833006
I don't think he's that young.

>>31832985
This reminds me... somewhere out there, there is a Werecat courtisan who is making a killing letting furfags run a near constant train on her.

>>31833027
>implying he understand why he should be wearing a rubber

>>31833036
>implying he isn't already wearing a gimp suit.

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>>31833034
Just because it's probably true doesn't mean you need to remind us.

What happens in creepy catguilds stays in creepy catguilds.

>>31833036
>implying they exist in ET yet.
Although honestly if they do you really dont want to use them since back before modern condoms then they were reusable and washed out with milk/etc or made out of intestines.

>>31833063
>>31833034
>An entire guild hall turned into a roman orgy fucknasium filled with cat ladies
GREAT.
Now I have to go back to /h/

>>31833036
>>31833065
>implying that magic which end status effects won't be in high demand in ET

>>31833100
>implying pregnancy is a status effect

but if that's true, then it implies other things can create that status. Like maybe there's a spell which inflicts a random status on someone. And one of the random options is '9 months pregnant, water just broke'.

>>31833100
I was thinking more along the lines of pregnancy but given the bad rep his guild is about to get it's possible people might leave him with whatever he catches.

>>31833132
No, you'd have to stack that debuff to hit 9 months.

>>31833153
Ah, good point.

>and suddenly tentacle monsters are a lot scarier.

>>31833091
>Actually browsing /h/
Just use exhentai already, why don't you.

>>31833137
>given the bad rep his guild is about to get i
What now?

>>31833171
because the tags are shit and rarely list everything

For instance one moment I'm enjoying some ok Yoruichi x Soi-Fong and then BOOM sudden dickgirls with no futa tag or anything to give me warning.

>>31833220
You...you don't like futa? I'm so sorry, Anon.

>>31833172
If you had read the bonus material for log horizon you'd know that his guild's stupidity is going to turn New York into one massive riot as they try to jew food from everyone. Shit about to practically go into a full scale war if we don't get him out quickly enough

>>31833254
The solution is simple. We burn the city before anyone else gets a chance.
If that doesn't work we kite Coyote to the city and let him have at it.

>>31833254
Oooooh... OOOOOOOH... yeah that's a pretty important detail that I was totally blanking on.

>>31833254
which we may have set in motion by telling our brother that cactus fruit had taste

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>>31832808

“She helped us PKK someone a few hours ago.” You say, “A level 90 summoner, no less!”

“Ah! Well.” Judicature begins to say, but is cut off by LittleTex.

“Explain.” She commands you.

You don't take too kindly to her commands, but sigh and go on to say, “We were in Mr. Boddy's mansion. Necromancer called BigFunny, or something like that, came running in with zombies. Judi used all the secret passages in the house to keep us safe, then Coyote spawned, so we stun-locked her till Coyote ate her, then we left.” You look to Judicature to see if she has anything else to say.

“We believe she may have killed all the NPCs in the mansion.” Judi adds, “Although we don't have any evidence of that.”

“So what you are telling me is,” LittleTex says, “We have a murderer on the loose named BigFunny?”

“BigMoney.” Judicature corrects, “BigMoney of the guild Last Valley.”

The sheriff looks taken aback by the statement. “Last Valley? But they're an East Coast guild. What are they doing all the way over here?”

“It was only one.” Judicature says, “They probably in the area when the Databasing hit.”

“Databasing?”

“It is what the people in South Angel called the event.”

“Understood.” She ponders for a while and then looks to you and Judicature.“Where are you two headed again?”

“Big Apple.”

“Alright, I'm deputizing you under whoever the hell is the sheriff there.” She pauses, “We have a sheriff there, right?”

“I have no idea.”

>>31833349
“Me either.” She shakes her head, “It does not matter, I will figure out who to deputize you under so when you get to Big Apple there will be someone waiting there for you.” She then begins to shoo you two off, “Okay, off with you two. I have enough work to do without promoting you again, but if you see BigMoney again, tell someone in the guild. We need to catch any murderers and PKers we can!” With that she closes the door to her office.

“So,” Judicature says in the awkward silence, “What do you want to do now?”

[ ] Go to sleep.
[ ] Go sing songs with Canis.
[ ] Where the hell is Takeshi!?
[ ] Other

>>31833369
>[ ] Where the hell is Takeshi!?
What horrors will he unleash if left alone?

>>31833369
>[ ] Go sing songs with Canis.

He seemed to be having fun.

And who in their right minds would willingly subject themselves to Takeshi?

>>31833369
[X] Go sing songs with Canis.
Anything but the Takeshi option, really.

>>31833369
>[X] Where the hell is Takeshi!?
Shit, someone may have convinced him to join this guild because of his weaboo faggotry.

>>31833369
>We need to find Takeshi before he starts a riot or accidentally kites Coyote to the town.

>>31833369
>[x] Go sing songs with Canis.
Maybe they're singing the Digimon theme now!

>>31833369
>[ ] Go sing songs with Canis.
Rounding up Takeshi may be the socially responsible option, but when have we ever been socially responsible?

>>31833369
>[X] Go sing songs with Canis.
but I guess we are forgetting something
>[X] Where the hell is Takeshi!?
there lets it is, let's not leave the idiot alone for to long

>>31833429
We tried to do a public service by educating people about levers, but they just wouldn't listen.

>>31833429
When it could negatively affect us.

>>31833369
[x] Where the hell is Takeshi!?

>>31833419
We could introduce them to the best theme song ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOwTeI9geI

>>31833369
Loot all True Levers and burn the town to the ground.

>>31833398
>>31833408
>>31833419
>>31833429
>>31833435

[+1 Showtunes]
[+1 Night Life]
[+1 Hanging]

>>31833485
fool, we need to activate the gate here, burning this place down would be counter-productive.

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>>31833491
>[+1 Hanging]
Considering the scene we saw when we entered the town, I don't think this is going to end well.

>>31833476
... Ok I'm from /co/ and what the FUCK is this? Wnen was this? Why was this? How was this?

>>31833510
Good point. Before we leave we need to try and buy all the true levers in the town

>>31833523
>what the FUCK is this? Wnen was this? Why was this? How was this?
read the description on the youtube page.

>>31832430
She's already in our sack of money, iId say she's almost there.

>>31833697
I don't think she's in our money sack. I think we just reached in and made her pay for the inn.

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>>31833740
That reminds me...

As a computer programmer did we ever bother to add our own special commands to the interface or build utility scripts? Chaining several spells and movements together, and so on.

Would they still exist as available commands from the magic menu if they did?

>>31833829
Casting macros are now allowed in MMOs and if you can break the game or run a script that uses them, you are banned very VERY quickly.
I learned this the hard way when I tried giving my affliction Lock a script that would refresh the DoTs I was applying at the most opportune times.

It was a temporary ban, but it scared the hell out of me. Also it made the game unfun anyway.

>>31833965
>has obviously never played rift

maybe some mmo's ban them, but its hardly universal.

>>31833829
It's not a computer program, so no, we can't do that.

>>31833829
I think it probably would but it's also something unanswered by the creator. If the implications of the expansion name are right then I think any mods you have installed would be permanent and you'd be unable to see things properly unmodded which could be inconvenient if you did something like having all birds wear a toucan sam skin, a bunch of the fish resembling magikarp, and so forth.

>>31834025
>That one guy with the always nude mod running

>>31834025
I'd guess the "expansion" would have borked anything like that, since having some poor sod living out his new life in Toucan Sam vision would be both horrible and nonsensical.

>>31833491
“Let's go back to the inn.” You say.

“Going to sleep?” Judi asks you.

“Nah.” You respond, “Canis is singing with this barbershop quartet.” You look to the Duelist, “We should go sing with them!”

“W-what!?”

“It'll be fun. You said you liked singing, didn't you?”

“Noooo, I said I some times feel like singing and as you had already pointed out, I suck at it.”

“Yeah, but who cares?”

“I care!”

“No, you care about how other people care about your singing.”

She gives you an annoyed face.

“Think of this as your first step to not giving a fuck.” You respond. “If you can sing with a bunch of people around you and not care how bad you are, then you won't care when you do something stupid in front of someone!”

She looks more annoyed.

“Remember, even if your singing is the absolute worst, no one is going to remember it. I mean, what's the worst they can do?”

“Hang me.” She replies.

“Last I checked, bad singing isn't a crime.”

She mumbles something, but you can't hear it over the sound from the inn pouring into the street.

>>31834011
It's been gone over, you can still use the menus to craft and cast. It's just inferior and inconvenient in every way.

>>31834106
And hilarious.

>>31834156
How quickly can we acquire booze?

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>>31834156
“WE! HAVE! CON! TROL! WE! KEEP! YOU! SAFE! WE! ARE! YOUR! HOPE! WE! ARE! IN! CON! TROL!” You hear the quartet sing.

Judicature freezes in place.

“SEND YOUR ARMIES!” Canis sings.

“Come on.” You tell Judi.

“THERE'S NO MAN OR MACHINE! WHO CAN STOP ME!”

“I can't.” She says.

“AND YOU'LL SOON SEE!”

“No one is going to care.”

“I COME FOR VENGENCE! FOR THE FIST SON OF LIGHT!”

“I can't!”

“AND I'M READY AND I'M WILLING AND I'M PREPARED TO!”

“Okay.” You say with a sigh.

“SEND! ME! THE BEST YOU GOT!”

“Can we just watch?”

“SEND! ME! YOUR STRONGEST MACHINE!”

“Fine.”

“THE! FIGHT! MY BROTHER FOUGHT!”

You both enter the inn.

“HERE! NOW! WILL END WITH ME!”

You see Canis rocking out on his lute with the three barbershop quartet guys.

“I thought you said they were a quartet.” Judi asks you, sitting down at a table.

“ALL YOU WOUNDED!”

“They are, aren't they?” You ask.

“THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN! PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND! HURRY BACK! TELL YOUR LEADER! YOU NEED MORE MEN!”

“There are only three of them. A quartet have four. That's what makes them a QUARTet.”

You fold your arms in annoyance of her. Canis and the three continue on the rest of the songs, singing all of the first act of Protomen. Canis is visibly out of breath. He calls out, “It's not dawn yet, but I can't sing anymore!” He pauses “I require!” Another pause, “A replacement~!”

[ ] Volunteer.
[ ] Force Judicature to volunteer.
[ ] Other.

>>31834194
>>31834106
>"Follow your nose... your nose... follow... f-FOLLOW YOUR NOSE! MAKE IT STOP YERAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
>"The fuck was that?"
>"Oh that's just crazy frank. Says he sees blue tucans everywhere. Poor bastard must have had a graphics card glitch before the Databasing..."

>>31832717
>>31834199
>[ ] Volunteer.
>[ ] Force Judicature to volunteer.
HOPE RIDES ALONE

>>31834199
>[X] Volunteer.
Like I said before, introduce them to the best theme song ever.

>>31834199
>[ ] Force Judicature to volunteer
>>[ ] Volunteer
Both

>>31834199
>[ ] Volunteer.
Lead by example or whatever

[X] Volunteer.
[X] Force Judicature to volunteer.
Let's make it an actual quartet.

Or, failing that, we join. We sing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc0gsKXC8XA

>>31834199
>[ ] Force Judicature to volunteer.

Sometimes people need a push.
Sometimes that push is even friendly and not on to train tracks.

>>31834199
>[ ] Volunteer.
YEAAAAAAAH

>>31834195
Real booze, and not terrible water-booze? As soon as someone figures out that manually making it will result in actual boozekjjjjjjj, which means not now.

>>31834199
>[ ] Volunteer.
>[ ] Force Judicature to volunteer.
Both!

>>31834199
>[ ] Volunteer.

>>31834288
>boozekjjjjjjj
And that, friends, is what happens when you don't pay attention to what your cat is about to do when you're about to submit a post.

>>31834199
>[X] Force Judicature to volunteer.

>>31834106
possible but it's more likely the toucan samming would spread since a noonsphere is some sort of psychic network if i understand it proper. It's more likely to bleed out into other people than be automatically fixed.

>>31834238
I'm suddenly remembering a Navi voice mod I was thinking of installing for those annoying <call> people do in ffxi that have a fixed volume of "why the shit are my ears bleeding?" I can only imagine an installation similar to that going wrong now.

>>31834199
[X] Force Judicature to volunteer.
Socializing through applied force.

>>31834199
>[ ] Volunteer.
>[ ] Force Judicature to volunteer.
Team building ho!

>>31834251
>>31834276
>>31834280
>>31834293
>>31834415

[+1 Team Building]
[+2 Rep with Judicature]

What Song Do You Sing?

>>31834480
Fat Bottom Girls

>>31834480
THE SONS OF FATE

a Hero...is just a man...who knows he is free.

COMEON JUDI, BE A HERO

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>>31834480
Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled with the Laughter of Small Children!

>>31834480
Dream the Impossible Dream

>>31834480
Blues brothers or the ghostbusters theme song.

>>31834480
Bohemian Rhapsody, because nothing would be funnier than watching Judicature butcher that.

>>31834480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE&feature=kp

>>31834480
More Protomen of course. We must continue our (almost) brother's work and finish the album!

>>31834562
Appropriate given the vibe the morning stars and this town are giving off.
I'm fully expecting to run into an NPC called Willy Styles at some point while we're staying here.

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>>31834559
Do it. Lets fucking do it.

>>31834762
Source/ more?
This thread put me in a catgirl mood and I can't say no to purple hair.

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>>31834778

>>31834778
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2079198

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kenkou_cross

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>>31834480
You grab Judicature by the wrist and launch both of your hands into the air. “We volunteer!” You announce, “We volunteer!” You give Judi a wild smile, she returns an awkward and nervous one.

“Well, come on down!” Canis yells into an imaginary mic, “Then come on up to the stage!” He begins to dance around impatiently.

You and the duelist rush up on stage. Canis points the not-mic to you and asks, “Tell us, what's your name!?”

“An-Ambrosis!” You yell.

“Alright, Ambrosis, what are you doing here?”

“Tryin' to get to Big Apple!”

“Alright, now tell us. Who is your best friend!?”

You look him right in the eyes. “You are!” The two of you hug a manly bro-hug right on stage. “OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!”

Canis shouts, “SOMEONE GET A DRINK FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP!”

The innkeeper comes running up with two bottles of some brown liquid. Both you and Canis down the bottles.

“Still tastes like water!” Canis announces before tossing the bottle behind him. He then moves over the Judicature, who is standing far off to the side. “Now,” He asks, “What's your name!?” He points the imaginary mic to her.

Judi mumbles something.

Canis taps the head of the mic, shrugs, throws it behind him, and says, “It's broken!” Turning back to Judi he says, “The mic broke, so you'll need to speak up!”

Judicature takes a deep breath and yells out, “I'm Judicature of the Morning Star!”

The crowd cheers.

“And what are you doing here?” Canis asks.

“I'm on my way to Big Apple!”

“Awesome! And who is your best friend!?”

The duelist freezes. “Uh... Umm...” She looks down, saying nothing.

“That's right, it's me!” Canis yells out, “I'm everyone's best friend!”

The crowd cheers again.

“Now, what are you two going to sing?”

[ ] Protomen Act II
[ ] The Impossible Dream
[ ] Bohemian Rhapsody

>>31835015
>[X] Bohemian Rhapsody
Gotta go with the classic

>>31835015
>[ ] The Impossible Dream

>>31835015
>[ ] Bohemian Rhapsody
I stand by my suggestion.

>>31835015
>[ ] Bohemian Rhapsody
Start small

>>31835015
>[ ] Protomen Act II
Finish our pseudo brother's fight!

>>31835015
>[X] Bohemian Rhapsody

>>31835015
>[ ] Protomen Act II

>>31835015
>Protomen Act II

We must tell our father's story.

>>31835036
>>31835042
>>31835045
>>31835089

Vote called due to time.

[+1 Queen]

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>>31835292
FABULOUS~~

>>31835292
“BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!” You announce.

“Alright!” Canis says, “This is Judicature and Ambrosis singing Bohemian Rhapsody!”

You clear your throat and ask Judicature, “You ready?”

“No.” She responds meekly.

“Perfect.”

“IIIIIIS this the real life?” You sing along.

“Is this just fantasy?” Judicature joins in.

“Caught in a land slide....”

“No escape from reality.”

The two of you continue the early parts of the song. The slow, mellow notes make Judicature sound quite good, until...

“Mamaaaaaaa! OOOOoooOOOOO!” Her voice is trying to go above and beyod the song, and is failing quite horribly.

“IIIIII don't wannaaaa diiie!”

“Some times wish I'd never been born at aaaaall!” It's not Hitler lever bad. That's something, right?

“I see a little silhouetto of a man!” You sing alone again. Perhaps she noticed your disdane.

“Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?” You have no idea what the line means. You always meant to look it up, but always forgot.

“Thunderbolts of lightning!” She joins in again, “Very very fightening me!”

“Galileo!” The two of you sing.

“Galileo!” Canis sings back.

“Galileo!”

“Galileo!”

“Galileo Figaro!” You, Judi, and the entire crowd start singing

“MagnificoooOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOoooo!”

“I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me!” You sing.

“He's just a poor boy from a poor family!” The crowd returns.

“Spare him his life from this monstrosity!” Everyone sings again.

It continues on like this till the final. “Anyway the wind blows...”

The crowd cheer, more for themselves than for you two, but you feel happy nonetheless.

>>31832819
Hahaha. Anons are the smartest.

>>31835814
Canis jumps back on stage and yells out, “Everyone give Judicature and Ambrosis a big round of applause!”

The crowd cheers.

“And let's not forget the people who have been backing everyone up this entire night, Ethos, Pathos, and Logos, the Artistic Rhetorics!”

The crowd cheers louder than before.

“Alright everyone, you don't have to go home, but I'm going to sleep! Have a great almost-morning!”

Canis hops off the stage, you and Judicature follow. The three of you laugh at how absolutely amazing and yet stupid that was.

The three of you head upstairs and Canis vanishes into his room, leaving you and Judi out in the hall. You open the door to your room, but then hear the now deputy say, “Ummm...”

You look to her. Her face is all red and she is focusing on her hands.

[ ] “Yes?”
[ ] Retreat into room. Nothing good will come of this.
[ ] Other

>>31832819
If you found an interesting scrub team, would you not try to be part of it?

>>31835835
>[ ] “Yes?”

>>31835835
>[ ] “Yes?”
Of course nothing good will come of this, but its not like we would realize that.

>>31833254
So it is like Vancouver except you replace food with hockey?

>>31835835
>[x] “Yes?”

>>31835835
>[ ] Retreat into room. Nothing good will come of this.

She might get lewd and ask for handholding.

>>31835835
[X] “Yes?”
If she starts throwing gang sings or witching gestures club her with a lever.

>>31835835
Y-y-y-yes?

>>31835861
>>31835894
>>31835910
>>31835943
>>31835950

[+1 Betrayed]
[+1 Lewd]
[+2 QM is a Liar]

>>31835968
Stupid sexy fallen angels

/tg/ always takes first pick no matter who it is.
I am logging this in my notes.

>>31836019
Bohemian Rhapsody wasn't first pick.

>>31836019
You are incorrect. The first choice in the thread would have been 'drop her' if your hypothesis was correct.

>>31836044
>>31836049
I think they meant in terms of waifus

>>31836019
She's just going to spew spaghetti everywhere. Shutting the door in her face would have been rude.

>>31836099
Which is still incorrect. Had that been true, we probably would be in bed with Symbology.

>>31836138
>implying she isn't the waifu in our dreams

>>31835015
[x] Impossible dream.

Start off with something she knows as a paladin.

>>31836155
Only an hour late, champ.

>>31836164
Shush. I am having too much fun reading the thread.

>>31836149
The first girl is actually Miss Lever.

>>31836203
Then it is still correct.

So this is Area 51. Run by morning star.

Is there a black man with a fat lady cigar running an apple computer here?

>>31836203
Truly greatest waifu.

>>31836232
Anon, you got it mixed up. It was not a black man. Will Smith was the black man.

It was a white man.

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>>31835968
“Yes?” You ask.

“Umm... Well... I just...” She fidgets some more, “I just wanted to say thank you... I guess...”

“Oh.” You say, “You're welcome.” You start to take a step in, but she interrupts.

“Um!”

“Yes?”

“I... I also wanted to ask if... Umm... I... Uhhh...”

“What is it!?”

“Is... Is it okay if...” She starts mumbling something.

You bring you ear closer to her.

“Is it...” She begins again, “Is it okay if... I... that we...”

“We what?”

“That we... umm...”

“I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!” Takeshi yells. “YOU, WHO SOILED MY CLOTHES! AMBROSIS! I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL!”

You turn around to see Takeshi standing in a blown out hole in the bulwark of the spaceship.

“What?” You ask.

“I challenge you to a duel, a duel of honor!”

You turn to see if Judicature is seeing this, but it appears that she had already fled the scene. You shrug. Whatever she wanted must not have been important. Looking back to Takeshi you sigh and ask, “If I say no, will you let it go?”

“The samurai code says-”

“I'll take that as a no.”

[ ] Accept the Duel
[ ] Go to Sleep.

>>31836311
>[ ] Accept the Duel
Come at me, bro!

>>31836311
>[X] Go to Sleep.
Tell him the duel will be at noon, don't specifty which day.

>>31836311
Play along.

Accept the duel.

>>31836311
>[ ] Accept the Duel
HE COCKBLOCKED US. DEATH COMES FOR YOU, WEEABOO

>>31836311
>[ ] Accept the Duel
We get to brutally murder Takeshi. This is christmas.

>>31836311
[X] Accept the Duel

>You shrug. Whatever she wanted must not have been important.
DENSENESS LEVELS REACHING CRITICAL MASS

>>31836311
that... We... hunt evil together?

>>31836311
On the one hand, we'll probably lose. The assassin class is at it's strongest in 1v1 combat.

On the other, he interrupted our romance scene, the little faggot.

Oh, and we're in a city run by people that HORRIBLY TORTURE PK'ERS FUCK NO GOD WHY

>>31836311
>[ ] Accept the Duel
He just interrupted what could have been a very nice evening, he must die.

>>31836311
[X] Accept the Duel
Face me you fruity man!

>>31836327
>>31836352
>>31836360
>>31836372
>>31836381
>>31836389
>>31836393

[+1 Duelership]
[+1 Legal Knowledge]
[-1 Duel at Noon]
[+1 Duel at Sunrise]

>>31836387
>romance scene
That's what you think that was?
This little bastard saved us from that foul Betrayer. Another second and it would have opened its true mouth and Consumed.

>>31836387
We could do it Sword Art style and just the first to take damage loses. No risk of death and being labeled a PKer

>>31836429

>“Is it...” She begins again, “Is it okay if... I... that we...”

>“We what?”

>IF I EAT YOUR SOUL, STUPID MORTAL

>>31836387
>The assassin class is at it's strongest in 1v1 combat.
But does Takeshi actually know how to 1v1, or does his idiotic insistence at RPing as a Samurai get in the way of efficiently using an Assassin's dickass combat tricks?

Looks like we're about to find out.

>>31836439
We are a healer.

Our specialty is to heal our own health.

First to damage put us at a great disadvantage.

>>31836463
Oh yeah. Our defensive options aren't really great, are they?

>>31836449
So what you are saying is that Coyote is wearing the Betrayer's skin?

>>31836429
Of course she is asking us to be a part of her betrayal of her own guild for lotsa of points.

>>31836387
>>31836439
We're in a wild west hell hole, do you really not think that there are already rules for duels?

>>31836463
We're a front-line cleric, not a healbot. We can take him.

>>31836476
Oh My God. It all makes sense now.

>>31836487
Some times I just want to play Call of Juraz for the duel.

>>31836476
Alright, MiB, seriously. Stop spoiling things for everyone.

>>31836535
Her change in behaviour, becoming Tomoko like.

It all makes sense!

We know whoever SmallFather wants us to be paranoid about is not worth being paranoid about.

>>31836360
>>31836381
>I love you senpai...
>... ... ... ...
>That's not levers...
>... ...
>WEOOOO-HUUUU-HUuuuuuu!
>Huh.

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>>31836559
That's what they want you to think.

>>31836360
>>31836381
I'm betting a million billion dollars it was something completely normal and inconsequential, and the blushing was 100% down to her habit of dropping her spaghetti.

>>31836463
>>31836495
As a Tank/ Healbot combo pally in WoW and having fought several SEVERAL Rogues I can assure you if he even half pays attention, this will not go well.

>>31836311
I like to imagine he pressed his body against the wall until it started to warp to his shape, eventually bursting, letting him through.

>>31836429
>Another second and it would have opened its true mouth and Consumed
Well ya, with any luck.

I guess Shep finally ironed out combat.

Just remember to open up with stuns and debuffs/ buffs first. Takeshi is a reckless faggot and if his card is anything to go by, his DPS is crazy good. We just have to hope he continues to be a freshmen class sperg weeaboo and not someone who's ever done any real fighting.

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>More or less challenged us for dominance even if it was about his cloths that Trove dirtied.

You guys know what's on the line.
Don't mess up; also it's time for bed because work.
Cheers and thanks for running.

>>31836740
Even if we lose, he'll still be a gigantic faggot, and an idiot.

No one is going to follow him either way.

>>31836740
We're a healer... we're bonned unless he accidentally kills himself; which, quite frankely, is pretty likely.

>>31836708
>Just remember to open up with stuns and debuffs/ buffs first.

>we cast holy pocket sand to blind Takeshi
>he goes completely berserk and starts swinging in all directions
>ends up clipping a Morning Star member going for their morning coffee

>>31836792
We a front line combat healer. We're a ninja's worst nightmare.

>>31836795
Nah, they'd all stand way back in this town. Wild West people know to keep a distance from a duel.

>>31836740
>Dominance

Even if he slaps our shit, who the fuck is going to follow his dumb ass? Like, maybe Trove, maaaaaaaybe, if he's in a really piratey mood.

Canis would give us shit over it but he gives us shit for everything, nothing phases Lilac, and Judi's more concerned about JUSTICE and keeping her spaghetti contained than who can beat up who in 1v1 No Items Fox Only Final Destination combat.

>>31836792
Armorclerics are pretty punchy, and he's not exactly the most competent guy around. If he was a serious PvP Assassin who know how to burst us down before we could heal then yeah, but his MUH HONORABRU COMBAT kinda gets in the way of that I think.

>>31836866
>Hey no healing; that's not honorable!
>I literally have to stand here and wave my hands around for like, 8 whole seconds before it casts. You could have stabbed me pretty easy.
>But that's not honorable!
>Sometimes you just gotta be in it to win it.
>/bonk/

The only DPS on our team we can take outside of Lilac due to level is Judi since we could just tank all of her knives most likely.

In any case, I'm curious to see how this fight plays out.

>>31836419
“Fine.” You say, “I accept your duel.”

“Good!” Takeshi responds, “Now, the samurai code tells us that we must duel on a rooftop, but the only rooftops nearby are in the city, and fighting inside the city is illegal, therefore we should travel back to the mansion and-”

“We're going to duel outside the city gates.”

“But... the samurai c-”

“No.”

You and Takeshi travel down to the ground floor of the inn. “We're going to go duel!” You announce to the crowd, “So don't kill us! We're not PKing each other!”

The crowd erupts into argument and finally, “You can't just duel eachother!”

“Sure we can.” You reply.

“That's illegal!” Says a man in a brown hat. It was not BigTex, or any Tex, but a Werecat named Butterbe. “Without the proper papers signed, all PvP activity is under scrutiny for being a possibly case of PKing.”

“So... We're going to go to just outside the city gates and duel.”

“If you want to be detained for a day while we sort things out, then I guess we can't st-”

“What do we have to sign?”

“Just a few papers, that's all.”

Soon a few pages of paper are presented to you. Butterbe hands you a pen and says, “If you'll just sign here.” He points to a line, “Then everything will be sorted and your duel can be underway!”

You let out a cry of frustration. You wanted to just get this over with and get to sleep already! You sign the paper without looking at it. “THERE!” You yell, “NOW CAN WE DUEL!?”

“Everything looks in order.” Butterbe says, “Please use the area directly outside the gates for your duel.”

“THANK YOU!” You angrily yell before leaving.

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>>31837066
When you and Takeshi finally get to the city gates, the night sky is already disappearing.

“The samurai code says that we need something to denote when our duel begin. I suggest when the sunlight touches the gateway.”

“Why don't we just count to three?”

Takeshi takes a second before stating, “The samurai code would condone such an action.” He nods to his own use of semi-advanced vocabulary.

You sigh. “Okay.”

“One”

“Two”

“Th-”

“Wait!” Takeshi yells, “On three or three then go?”

“ON THREE!” You scream.

“ONE!”

“TWO”

“THREE~!”

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[ ] Surrender
[ ] Other