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>>31818868
You step forward into the clearing, making a bee-line for the chest. Louie is a few paces behind you. The moment he clears the end of the forest path, you're suddenly cast into a deep shadow. Looking up, a sense of dread fills you as you see the sun is blotted out by a gigantic ball of blue slime descending straight towards you. You fling yourself out the way as it impacts with a huge rumble, shaking the earth with its impact. Louie manages to keep his feet, but barely. You look up to behold the gigantic slimy beast, a small voice in the back of your head commenting how the golden crown atop it's 'head' would probably sell for quite a sum.

A familiar tingly sensation overcomes your body as ghost writing appears before you. A heavy electro track begins playing from the forest all around you.
[THE CROWNED SLIME]
[~LORD OF THE SLIMES~]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1iV7cPllI

A rustling around you calls your attention to the forest around you, and between the trees you're sure you can make out the shapes of more tiny slimes bounding their way towards the clearing.
Louie hasn't noticed this however, as he's too busy charging headlong at the King.

Louie rushes forward, swinging hard and carving a huge chunk from the giant slime's body. The chunk falls to the ground where it is instantly absorbed into the earth. The slime doesn't even react, however, with the wound instantly closing itself, pulling slime from another part of its mass. Louie cuts in again, dealing another blow before leaping back out of the way as it tumbles forwards to try to crush him.

He uses the movement to quickly slice behind him bisecting one of the two slimes that leap from the wood behind him, but the second rushes past him to bounce into the body of its king, integrating seamlessly into the slimey mass.

>Focus on the little ones!

>>31818879
"The little ones," you shout at Louie, "get the little ones first!"

Louie instantly switches stance, from being light on his feet and ready to move to being fixed in place, one foot back as a strong pivot. From this stance, he begins easily hacking through the small slimes as they attempt to rush past him. However, the horde coming from the trees seems endless, and after the first score or so of kills, you can see a sheen of sweat glistening on his skin. You're not sure how long he can keep this up, but you can definitely see that most of the small slimes seem to have switched their attention to him now, trying to mob him instead of rushing to their King while the rest are sticking to the darkness of the treeline, apparently waiting for a clear route past. The King sits half way across the clearing from Louie, content to hang back and watch him exhaust himself.

>Switch focus to the King, aim for the crown!

>>31818893
"Louie, try to get the crown!"

"WHAT!?"

"The King's Crown! It's gotta be a sign of power, right!"

"Are you crazy?"

"Just do it!"

Louie scowls his disapproval at the insane plan, but switches his attention to the King nonetheless. He leaps up, jabbing his sword deep into the King's flesh. It immediately bounces into the air, slamming down and trying to shake him off again. He holds tight, pulling a knife from his belt with his shield-arm and jabbing that in for extra purchase. The King bucks and bounces, desperate to throw his new rider. Louie clings tight though, and uses the two blades as ice-picks to claw his way further up the king until he can just about reach the crown, pulling it from the blob's head.
The King freezes as Louie falls to the ground before exploding into a shower of smaller slimes. There's a long moment of silence in the clearing before every slime in the area suddenly rushes Louie as one.

>Put on the crown!

At your behest, Louie puts the crown on his head. The action does nothing to slow the slimes' advance, and he is instantly bowled to the ground. You wince as he crunches into the dirt under their combined weight, hoping the damage wasn't too severe. The crown skitters from his head, rolling to a stop at your feet. The slimes start rushing you instead.

>Put on the crown!

You take a single step outside the field, just enough to grab the crown. The step back brings a tingly sensation once more as you pass out of interactable space just in time for the swarm to descend upon you. You're now safe inside the field with a shiny new crown as they leap hopelessly at you, passing through your body. At this point, they are ignoring Louie in their frantic attempts to leap at the crown in your hands.

>Send Louie home. Explore with your new army!

>>31818906
As Louie struggles back to his feet, you call out to him. "Louie, grab the chest and head back. We'll meet you later!"

"R-right, sure." He shakily walks to the chest, takes the loot from inside and enters the Go-Home door. It slams shut behind him, leaving you, Tear, the crown and a horde of slimes in the clearing.

"And so?" Tear raises an eyebrow at you. "What exactly shall we be doing now?"

"Continue exploring, of course!" You say with an excited grin. Together, you turn back to the woodland track and head off looking for more adventure. After a few minutes of walking along the path, casually slaughtering any monsters you pass under a tidal wave of blue slime, you spot Alouette with a large group of men. From their gear, you'd guess they were Adventurers. They're fanned out in a search pattern around her, inspecting every last corner of the clearing. Her haughty tones fill your ears even from here.

"Quickly, peasants! There are treasure in these parts and I shall be the one to find them! Ohohoho!"
As you enter from the far side of the clearing, one of the men spots you and calls out to his fellows. Looking up with surprise from their work, half her men turn tail and flee in understandable terror. The other half quickly form into ranks, creating a protective line around Alouette.

>Try to talk!

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>>31818920
"Hi Allouette!" You wave a greeting.

"AAAAAHHH!" she replies.

You frown, waving again. Perhaps she didn't see you? You take a few paces forward and a pair of your slimes leap through your incorporeal body to squish the center guard. He barely has time to yelp before he's crushed into a red paste on the path. The others hold formation, lashing out with their weapons against the slimes now raining down upon their formation. In short order, they've managed to fell a half-dozen of your slimes, but lose another guard as a trio of slimes rush in from the trees beside the path and crush him on their mad dash towards you.

You squeak an apology to the men, and try to call to Alouette again. "AAAAAAAAAHH!" Two more men get squished. Her forces are quickly dwindling to your army's onslaught, while your numbers keep getting infinitely replaced by the forests around you.

>Run back to the Go-Home door!

You try to open coherent conversation with Alouette again. She responds with more incoherent screaming. By the time you give up trying to shout sense at her, all but one of her men have been been squished by your slimes. Thinking about it, to any casual observer this probably looks like you're purposefully attacking her with a horde of monsters. This... isn't a place you should be.
You turn tail and quickly scarper back to the Go-Home door, leaving a gorey mess and a terrified rival in your wake.

You are now back at the door, with the crown and a horde of uncontrollable slimes.

>Break the crown?
>Take the crown with you?
>Throw the crown away?

>>31818953
>Take the crown with you?
This is the best crown ever.

>>31818953
>Break
Don't want every slime following us to the store

Can we sell the slimes to people as pets if we keep the crown?

>>31819243
They're frenzied beings, desperately trying to crush you to death in an effort to retake their crown.
So not really, no.

>>31819269
Well that's not good.

>Her forces are quickly dwindling to your army's onslaught
this kinda threw me off last time. it made it look like we controlled the slime army.

yes i only glanced over the text, battle reports tend to not be very interesting to read to me.

If we leave the slimes will stop following right? RIGHT?

Lets take the crown and see what happens! Bad idea tiebreaker GO!

>>31818953
>Take the crown with you?

is it possible to emit the field indefinitely? seem like a waste to just break the crown, if nothing else we can hide it somewhere in terme's rival's HQ and watch them being overrun with slimes

>>31818953
We can't have Louie skim the slimes on the outside for hours and hours?

>>31818953
screwit, we'll deal with the problem when it happens.

>Take the crown

then do >>31819517
when we're far away enough from the forest

Our greed is gonna bite us in our adorable little ass some day...

>>31819562
lies and heresy! plus we're millions in debt due to our father, so you can't necessarily classify it as greed. desperation I think would fit better.

>>31819618
Those semantics will sure help get those teethmarked out of our bubbly little butt.

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>>31819674
You make for the door, but Tear tries to hold you back. "Recette, what are you doing? That crown is going to lead the slimes back to Pensee! We have to leave it behind!"

"Wha-no! It's our loot, and I'm keeping it!"

"Recette, please see reason!" Her tiny fairy strength is no match for you and you step through the door, instantly being teleported back to the alley behind the Adventurer's Guild.
Tear hovers beside you, glowering in silence.

Louie is sitting against the wall across from you, breathing shallow, pained breaths but otherwise looking healthy. He has a bag full of loot sitting by his feet. You drop down next to him. "Louie? Louie are you alright?"

"Hey Recette. Yeah, fine. Just needed a quick rest is all."

You breath a sigh of relief before taking the bag from him and standing up. As you do so, a shadow falls over you, a silhouette blocking the sun's light from the far end of the alley. A chill runs up your spine as the world seems to go awfully quiet all of a sudden.

A monotone voice punctuates the still air. "Return it, please."

>?

>>31819697
this...hmm

Part of me is going OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP

The other part of me feels that we can use this to our advantage.

>"Return what? Would you like to purchase something from me?"

>>31819720
you have my sword

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>>31819697
You face down the girl, "return what?" A humming, whining sound fills the quiet. It's coming from her over-sized gloves. You keep a straight face as best you can. "Would you like to purchase something from me?"

"Return it," she states simply as she raises her fist level with you face.

"Remember when we talked about money?" you ask her, raising your voice over the whining noise emanating from her golden fists. "If I have something you want, you're supposed to trade with me for it!"
Your voice breaks as you shout this last part. You shut your eyes tight, suddenly aware that you probably just sentenced yourself to death by antagonizing this girl.
Even from here, you can feel the raw magical power gathering for the attack directed at you.

And then- it dissipates.

"Elaborate," she commands you.

>?

>>31819802
Arma has mad dosh and zero common sense, make your sales pitch

>>31819802
You need to offer something that we can agree has equal value.

What is the value of this thing you want from me, and what do you have to offer to equal it in value?

>try not to piss our pants

>>31819833
she has no fucking idea on money and shit, but if you bullshit an arbitrary number, she can literally will them into existence

>>31819878
she said elaborate, and I'm still afraid of those cannons

>>31819802
"I have an item you want. You will give me money and, in exchange, I will give you the item. In doing this, you will be 'buying' the item, and I will be 'selling' it."

>>31819802
"You- you need to offer me something of equal value for the thing you want to trade for. That's where money comes in, since money always has value to everyone, you can offer me the amount of money we both agree that it's worth. That way, I'm 'selling' the thing and you're 'buying' it."

There is a long, long pause. You glance around to note that Louie has a firm grip on sword and shield, legs taught, ready to pounce but not yet moving. Tear's eyes are wide, fixed on Arma.

Finally, the strange girl moves. Her left hand reaches back behind her, bringing out a large lather purse bulging with coins. She throws it at you. You fumble the catch, spilling large golden coins onto the floor. They are of a design you've never seen before, but they're definitely real gold.

"Value: 800,000 pix. This is acceptable?" You can't quite tell if that was supposed to be a question or a statement.

>?

>>31820019
>real gold
yeah we'll take it. Even if we have to melt it down the value remains constant.

We cannot confirm if it is really 800 000pix but im willing to just disregard that for now.

>>31820019
I....I....I........

>1,000,000 pix

>>31820019
sure why not

>>31820019
Y-y-yes.

>>31820019
"Okay," you chirp. You take the crown in your hands, giving its jewel-encrusted golden surface one last, longing look before tossing it to Arma. Her arm jerks into place to catch it in a single, mechanical motion. She nods once at you, before spinning on her heel and walking away.

You let out a deep sigh of relief, legs buckling under you as you fall to the stone floor. Louie barely manages to catch you before you finally let the repressed terror overcome you, and you pass out.

When you awake, you're once more in your own bed. The afternoon sun beams its way brightly into your room through the open window, and you can hear the active bustling of the townsfolk in the street below. You can hear Tear and Louie moving about downstairs.

>Rest here for a while, you deserve it.
>Up and at 'em! Open the store.
>Take a relaxing afternoon. Explore the town.
>Other.

>>31820089
>>Take a relaxing afternoon. Explore the town.
Go to a cafe. Sip some tea. Buy some cookies. Eat them at the fountain. Enjoy life.

>>31820089
>Other
check up on Tear and Louie
count our jewgolds
open the store afterwards

>>31820089
>>Rest here for a while, you deserve it.
wheres charme at?

>>31820114
If you're looking for charme or recruiting, I suggest you do this >>31820095

So... we've got one vote for everything?

>>31820089
this >>31820095
because cookies are great

>>31820095
Alright, taking this.
Want to go alone or take someone with you?

>>31820188
Don't take Louie.

Tear....hmm....nahh

>>31820188
Tear for guidance or something.

>>31820188
Take Tear.

>>31820089
You slide out of bed, slip your shoes on, grab a pouch full of pix before finding Tear and invited her with you. Together, you slip out the front door, calling to Louie that you'll be back later. He has enough time to look mildly surprised before you've closed the door and are skipping away down the road towards the marketplace. Tear seems less enthused, floating a short way behind you.

Almost every person who passes you greets you good day, and it takes you almost twice as long as usual to reach the market as you stop to chat about nothing with the townsfolk. Finally, you come to the market.

Your first stop, as always, is Mrs. Fletcher's candy stall.

"Good morning, Recette! I haven't seen you in days, I was starting to worry!"

"Ehehe, sorry Mrs. Fletcher. I've been a little busy."

"Well that's no good. Here, take some time to relax. How about some shortcake? This one's on me today."

"Wa- y Thank you so much!" You take the proffered cake from Mrs. Fletcher, Tear making a noise of discontent beside you.

>Buy something from the market while you're here?
>Go straight to the fountain to eat the cake?
>Other?

>>31820247
>>Buy something from the market while you're here?
idly check the prices of tea and order some

we need the tea for the proper "I almost died" aura

>>31820247
Maybe Tear wants something?

>>31820247
>cake
What is this faggotry. Cake is not cookies.
>Go straight to the fountain to eat the cake?
HI ALOUETTE!

>>31820247
>>Go straight to the fountain to eat the cake?
we can come back for anything we want to buy instead of carrying it around with us

>>31820247
You wander on through a few more stalls, noticing a cafe selling tea. You order a cup for both you and Tear for a few pix before continuing on towards the fountain.

"Hey, Tear, are you okay? You don't seem very happy."

"Well, I just don't see what use there is in frivolously spending time in the market when we could have opened the store. We have a lot of work ahead of us if we want to remain as profitable as we have been. I know I said you could relax, but I did not expect you to drag me along for the journey."

By now, you're approaching the fountain in the center of the town square. There are quite a few people bustling about, but there are a few benches empty near the water feature. You take a seat and tuck into the shortcake, tea waiting beside you on the arm of the bench. Tear quietly sips at her own tiny cup.

In the corner of your eye, you're pretty sure you caught the movement of a certain lady-thief ducking through the door tot he pub.

>?

>>31820339
finish the cake and bring the tea with us, go into the pub and see if we can't get a decent meal and check on a certain lady-thief

>>31820355
seconded, but let's not drink this time, eh?

>>31820339
"We almost DIED, Tear."
>hugmend character
Yes Captcha, lets go hug Charme.

>>31820339
Finish Keki and tea, then go hug Charme.

>>31820355
>>31820358
Yes, let's commit one of the biggest sins towards a barkeep, walking into the pub with our own drink. YOU FOOLS.

>>31820370
alright, alright, we'll finish the tea.

>>31820339
You finish eating the rest of the cake, carefully making sure to savor every single bite, before chasing it down with your cooled tea and started off towards the pub door. Tear tries to protest that she hasn't finished her drink yet, but you're already crossing the threshold into the pub.

And you immediately accosted by a toned man in a fine, tailored suit. "Well hello there, darling. What's a cute little thing like you doing in an establishment like this?" His arm drops down around your shoulders. "Why not come sit with us and tell us about yourself?" The stench of hard alcohol rolls across you and his hand squeezes a little harder.

>?

>>31820504
"Gerroff afore I stab ya kidneys."

>>31820504
Do we have our knife on us?

Either way, 'Buzz off, we're here to meet a friend'.

>>31820548
>Do we have our knife on us?
Always. Unless you tell me not to bring it.

>>31820504
"Oh my, whatever do you intend to do with a TEN YEAR OLD(may or may not be true) like me? You're not going to do bad things to me, arrreee youuuu?"

>gesture to other patrons

If he doesn't stop:
Prick his hand with the knife enough to lose his grip, then bring the knife to his neck. "It could get pretty dangerous for you, mister..."

>>31820504
You don't even bother to look at him, "buzz off. I'm here to meet a friend."

"Oh really? And where is this friend of yours?" You cast your gaze around the room, but Charme is nowhere to be seen. The man's raised voice has attracted the attention of some of the other patrons, and they're throwing anxious, uncomfortable looks your way.

"What, your friend isn't here? Ah, that's just too bad. I guess you'll have to keep us company instead!" He tries to twist you about to face him.

>Stab his kidneys? He's asking for it.
>Call for help? Someone in the bar will help you, right?
>Put up with him? No need to start a fight.
>Other?

>>31820601
Prick his hand with the knife enough to lose his grip, grab him by the collar, then bring the knife to his neck. "It could get pretty dangerous for you, mister..."
well then. Time to get dangerous.

>>31820601
"You feel that? That's going to hurt really hard if you don't let go of me. Plus, what would you friends think if a little girl made roll on the floor in pain?

>>31820601
seconding >>31820615

>>31820601
>Stab his kidneys? He's asking for it.

>>31820601
I get the feeling no one is going to help given they're looking anxiously at us.

Roll with the twist and bring your knife to his groin. Then ask with an adorable smile if he's really willing to push his luck.

>>31820628
I support this

>>31820601
[x] >>31820628

>>31820628
>This

>>31820628
Let's go with this one. No need to stab drunks without letting them have a second chance. We do have our reputation to (somewhat) uphold here as a cute little girl!

>>31820601
>Kaleun will never have a loli protagonist who doesn't go stabby
How does it feel?

>>31820601
Instinctively, you roll into the twist as you draw your shiv from its concealed spot on your belt, quickly pressing it hard to his groin. "You feel that?" You whisper into his ear, "this could get pretty dangerous for you, if you don't let go of me mister." His eyes widen in indignation as you smile sweetly up at him. "Think about it, what would you friends think if a little girl left you rolling on the floor in pain?"

He growls his response, "why you little bi-"
It's here that the door to the bar swings open again and Tear flutters in. She comes to an abrupt hover as she takes in the scene before her.

"Mi-Miss Tear!" the toned man squeaks, drawing her ire.

"Carlos, may I inquire as to why you would happen to be manhandling my agent?" The man instantly lets go of you, bowing his head to your fairy advisor.

"My apologies, Miss Tear, I was not awar-"

"No, you weren't. Now you are. Do not make the mistake twice. Begone." The man and his small team of friend book it out of the pub. You don't think you've ever seen men that big move that fast.

The rest of the patrons visibly relax, though some give you a strange look as they turn back to their drinks.
You still can't see Charme about.

>Order food, sit down?
>Search the pub thoroughly for her?
>Give up and go elsewhere?

>>31820733
>>Order food, sit down?
and order an extra mug of booze and put it across from us, see if she takes the bait

>>31820733
>>Order food, sit down?


>>31820743
sure, why not?

>>31820733
[x] >>31820743

>>31820733
>>Order food, sit down?
>and order an extra mug of booze and put it across from us, see if she takes the bait

She can't resist, it's free beer.

>>31820733
You drop a small bag of coins on the bar and ask the keep for "something edible, and a mug of beer" before finding yourself a table near the darker back corners.
A few minutes pass before a barmaid appears at your table, handing you a plate of small bread loaves and a little cup of warm butter. She also places a mug of frothing beer in front of the seat opposite you and Tear.

She wishes you a pleasant meal before righting herself and turning away. In this moment, in the blink of an eye, Charme appears as if from nowhere, slouching down into the empty seat. "Hey Recette! How're things?" She takes a hearty swig from the mug.

>?

>>31820972
You remember how we met, right? Well, give me a way to call you the next time I plan another trip. It's been a VERY lucrative few days.

>>31820972
pretty good, commanded an army of slimes and terrified my rival then promptly sold the crown I used to command them for assloads of money

how've you been?

>>31820972
Both of these
>>31821014
>>31821021
are good.

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>>31820972
"Well, we managed to steal the Slime King's crown, then terrified my rival with a horde of slimes. Then sold the crown for loads of money.

"Hmmm?" Amusement sparkles behind her eyes as she puts the mug back on the table.

"Yeah, it's been pretty good. How've you been?"

"Oh, you know," she shrugs, "got a couple good strikes here an' there. Nothing major."

A thought occurs to you. "Hey, I could do with a way to call you the next time I want to plan another trip."

Charme grins, "well did you consider the Adventurer's Guild? People can always leave messages there for an Adventurer to pick up next time they come by. That's how they arrange work."

"Well, yeah but..." you lower your voice, "I'm still not registered as a dungeon diver with them."

"...Oh."

>?

Sorry for the delay. Work things.

>>31821364
Oh right, Louie's license.

>Ask about how much monitoring they do on registered Adventurers. Enough that Charme can't pull stuff like she did last time all too often?

>>31821364
how much would it cost anyway?
we should probably just register with charme, and keep going for the good stuff with louie

>>31821364
Louie's been asking me to get us registered with the Guild. I was hoping you could tell me what we'd be in for if we did, mostly about what types of stuff they like to confiscate and how much money a legit adventurer makes.

>>31821364
"Louie's been asking me to get him registered. What'll it be like if I do? What sort of stuff do they tax and confiscate?"

"Ah, well. First off you've got the upfront fee to register. I think that's about fifty grand these days, not sure. The price changes. From there, using the Guild's services will cost you about a grand each time. That's where our pay comes from, that's all we get. From there, they tax... pretty much everything. For between a fifth to a half of what it's worth on the market, depending on how much they think you'll be able to price it up by for profit. They also register every item coming into the city and send a copy of the list to the Church. Anything the Church deems heretical gets seized, no arguments. And it's hard to tell what they take offense to."

"Oh," you breath, "so do they monitor you pretty close too? Like, how often can you pull off that mugging stick you tried on me?"

"Eh, that? All the time. They monitor what comes in and out with the merchants and traders, not the Adventurers. A berk's gotta make a living somehow, that's how I make mine." She grins, emptying the rest of her mug down her throat.

>Change topic?
>Finish eating and leave?
>Grab a drink?
>Invite Charme shopping with you?

>>31821723
>Invite Charme shopping with you?

>>31821723
>Invite Charme shopping with you?
We need cheap goods to mark up, and marking up accessories.
Also at this point we could probably invest in vending machines. We culd probably ask tear to get some one to rig them so that certain people with keys and such can access "private items".

>>31821723
Wow, adventurers have it rough.

We should probably make a policy for inviting adventurers on these dungeon runs. Fully furnish them with equipment and they get first-pick of stuff that makes them better adventurers. Is that enough/too much?

>>31821723
>Invite Charme shopping with you?

>>31821851

We might also want to see if it is a good idea to implement customer reward programs or such. Kinda like how some restaurants have cards that give you free food once you buy a certain amount of stuff. We'd have to pass it by Tear and classify the reward so that it seems like a good deal to the consumer, but actually let's us come out ahead.

>>31821888

That'd probably be a good way to make friends, but not money.

It seems to me that being an adventurer for a living is pretty rough. Maybe these guys just come here for the experience and relative safety, and then get hired elsewhere as bodyguards or mercenaries when they're powerful enough.

>>31821723
You pop the last of the warm bread into your mouth, before changing the topic. "Would you like to come shopping with us?"

"Eh?"
"Hah?"

Tear and Charme both look at you, Charme surprised and Tear incredulous.

"I understand you're fond of taking care of those in lesser positions than yourself, Recette, but why on earth would you invite this low-life to join us? She is in no way suitable companionship for any upstanding merchant. Please understand that we have a reputation to uphold that is in no way assisted by you wasting away good hours of the day with such... dregs of humanity."

Charme glances at Tear, a smile playing across her features. "Sure! I'd love to join you!"

And that's all for this week, folks!
I'll be lingering as always for some Q&A, and the thread is open for general discussion.

Thanks for reading, I hope to see you all again next week!

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>>31822105
>Forgetting the end-of-thread image
Pleb tier.

>>31822166
So did Aloutte heard us at all? Will she be haunted by our voice for the rest of her life? With thousand yard stares and 'nam-like flashbacks? "I saw my men died to a horde of slimes and all i did was fucking watched"

>>31822137
Is Louie still OK with us, or is he starting to think that risking his life for free room and board and sandwiches may not be such a good deal?

Honestly, I think we might be better off registering him and showing him how much money is lost being legit. Or use those sessions as building up a veneer of legitimacy and safely training Louie to handle bigger threats.

>>31822137
When are we recruiting the other dudes?

>>31822206
Why would she care about some filthy peasants? She can always get new ones.
>>31822166
LSQ when?

>>31822206
>So did Aloutte heard us at all?
She could both see and hear you. She was simply more concerned with the horde of slimes you were bringing down on her.

>>31822211
>Is Louie still OK with us,
I guess you'll have to ask him.

>>31822214
>When are we recruiting the other dudes?
When you stumble into their scenes or roll them on the encounter matrix.

>>31822250
>LSQ when?
Eh. Some time next week, possibly. Maybe. If nothing else comes up.

>>31822292
Oh boy can't wait to see Rivaloutte's retribution. Please don't disappoint.

>>31822292
We just lost a customer for life. Now arma is our only high roller for our more exotic loot.

Don't forget to archive.
>>31822356
Yeah I'm getting kind of tired of random anon suggestions driving off customers. First jewloli, now this.

>>31822473
Welcome to every quest ever. That's just how the game works.