>>31766603
>Ask what happened.

>>31766603
How's Carol, we did give up our left arm for her.

>>31766603
>>Ask what happened.
>Give her the finger

>>31766603
>Ask what happened.

Cuss Loki out while we're at it. Fucking bastard mutant cat.

>>31766603
>>Ask what happened.
How much did we screw up this time.

>>31766603
>Ask what happened.
>Is the council disappointed I'm still alive?

>>31766603
>>Ask what happened.

>>31766603
>Ask what happened.
Third best story of the weekend

>>31766603
>Ask about your arm.

After what happened last thread, I just hope that they aren't suffering from nightmares. Alice dreaming that she gets slowly consumed by Carol; while Carol is dreaming of being unable to satisfy her hunger, leading her to devour all of those that she cares for.

>>31766865
May I ask the other two?

>>31766692
Maybe she received some of our memories. Is Alice the first person she ate?

>>31766896
Cyberidols is the best for me.

Gundam Build Fighters is a close second.

>>31766888
For as broken as Carol is it would not surprise me if she makes us a new one.

>>31766888
Which is why all future missions, everyone carries high density nutrient packs for Carol so we don't have to feed her rookies.

On the plus side, have a new way to torture rookies

We should also ask Carol what we taste like. (Cherries, oranges, etc.?)

>>31766603
>Ask what happened.
we should be able to look at what's left of out arm by now.

>>31767046
We taste like mom

>>31767046
We really shouldn't ask such things... She didn't seem too thrilled to eat our arm first place.

>>31767058
Hopefully we get a good selection of badass cyberarms

>>31767046
Humans taste like pork.

>>31767096
We should have a talk and make sure she is emotionally fine. Humor is a good way of processing terrible things

>>31767122
I thought like veal?

Or maybe "Old Alice" is living inside Carol's mind.

>>31767207
That's a good point, we don't know how she processes personality transfers

>>31767250
Does she even do that. I really don't recall any Merc's post saying such.

>>31767102
i would rather have a cloned up flesh and blood arm instead. besides, if they can make cyber arms, they can make powered armor and that is much better.
>>31767122
how would you know that?

Sorry guys for the delays. Gotta clear some stuff up. Should be done soon, though!

>>31767378
Different anon, but apparently a Frenchman in the 19th century ate a recently deceased corpse and recorded it's texture, flavor, etc.

>>31767500
And also there are reports from African cannibals, who frequently compared it to pork.

>>31767500
>>31767529
speaking of cannibals.....
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/the-green-inferno/trailer

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>>31766603
"What happened?" You ask. "I mean, not just after, but did the Council really want me dead that much?"

"Ummm, well.... that's probably something you'd want to ask Bruttenholm." Egan frowns. "But what I do know was that they didn't have extraction prepared for you because they thought it would be too dangerous to send in an extraction team. At least, that's what their reasoning was."

"Bullshit." You spit.

"Anyways, it's still too early to tell, but it looks like we won." Egan smiles. "Global M-Particle concentration is dropping rapidly, and all of the Magical Girls we have in captivity got depowered. I think we really did get them all."

"It's confirmed?" You blink.

"Well, during the bombardment, the ODIN strikes triggered a volcanic eruption shortly after you were evacuated, which is of course making cleanup operations a bit difficult. However, pretty much anything that wasn't on the coast is pretty much done for."

"Well, that's great and all, but it's not over yet." You sigh.

"It's not?" Egan raises an eyebrow.

"Has everybody but me forgotten about the Invaders?" You scowl. "One of these days, they're not going to conveniently send their monsters in one by one."

"Well, why are you saying this now?"

(cont)

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>>31767839
"Because things are starting to add up." You sigh. "Why were the Companions in such a hurry to contact their superiors? Why would they risk everything to concentrated themselves in one single location?"

"They weren't calling for reinforcements, they were requesting an evacuation." Egan's eyes widen a bit.

"Exactly." You nod. "So, whatever is coming our way, is nasty enough to make the Companions scurry for their little lives."

"That would seem to be the case." Loki purrs as he snuggles up on your pillow. You ignore him and keep your focus on Egan.

"That's some very serious stuff." Egan frowns. "And all I thought I would have to do was help you out with your arm."

"What about my arm? You Mary hasn't-" You tilt your head to the left and just see a bandaged stump. "GAAAAAH!"

"Yeah, when I said all the MGs in captivity got depowered, that was including Mary." Egan sighs. I DO have some alternatives, though."

>Summon Brutthenholm.
>Ask about your arm.
>Other

>>31767868
>Ask about your arm.

>>31767868
>Ask about your arm.

First thing's first. I'm curious as to see what Egan has planned.

>>31767868
>Summon Brutthenholm.

Work first. We don't need an arm to talk.

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>>31767868
>>Ask about your arm.

>>31767868
>Summon Brutthenholm.

Situation now, arm later

>>31767868
>Ask about your arm.

>>31767868
>>Other
"Egan, I'm sorry."

>>31767868
Ask about Carol, you know, the one we have up our arm for?

>>31767973
This. How is Carol?

>>31767868
>Summon Brutthenholm.

We need to tell him what we know, time is of the essance

>>31767868
>Summon Brutthenholm.

As fun shopping for a new arm would be... We need to get someone higher up in command to start thinking about Invaders...

>>31767868
>Ask about your arm.
Cooking for Carol will be a BITCH with only one arm.

>>31767868
>>Summon Brutthenholm.

All work and no play makes Alice something something...

Still needs to be done.

>>31768077
We never cooked for her before other then shark but that was over a grill.

Also we have more important shit to talk about then our arm.

Invaders? Remember?

>>31768077
Putting on clothes will be more difficult than firing weapons

>>31767868
>Ask about your arm.
come on stem cell 3d printing tech....

>>31768105
You're talking to a bunch of brick walls, sadly.

>>31768181
Nah, cyberarm with targeting assist.

>>31768181
Or we graft Carol's donated cells to us.

>>31767868
>>Ask about your arm.

>>31768181
Robot arm superior

>>31768254
I wounder if we can get a symbiote arm. Then we can reconfigure it to any weapon.

>>31768222
I understand daughteru love, I like it too but seriously I thought that is the reason Cyberidol quest is for.

We have information that is vital but we want an arm which can be done afterwards

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>>31767868
"What kind of alternatives?" You ask suspiciously.

"Fortunately for you, medical science has progressed rather significantly in the past few decades." Egan says, showing you some pictures. "Your first alternative is an artificial prosthetic, which uses the latest in nerve feedback technology. It will be hardier and stronger than a regular arm, but obviously, it would ultimately be a prosthetic, not a true replacement."

"Uh huh." You frown.

"Your other option is a bit more... experimental." Egan sighs. "Carol felt really guilty about having to eat your arm to stay alive, so after she collected more biomass, she used the DNA she acquired from you to grow a new arm, using her own body as the incubator."

That was... touching and more than a little disgusting at the same time.

"We can attach the new arm to you, no problem, but ultimately, even if it's a perfect clone of your old arm, it will still have trace amounts of Invader DNA in it. We're... not sure how your body will react to it, or what the effects will be."

"Well, we're just full of optimism today." You roll your eyes.

"Or you can just stay with one arm and I keep making arm and hand puns at your expense until the day you die." Egan continues.

Goddamnit.

>Take the mechanical arm.
>Take the bio arm.
>Other

>>31768371
>Take the bio arm.

>>31768371
>>Take the bio arm.

Made with Daughteru love.

No contest

>>31768371
>Take the bio arm.

>>31768371
>Take the bio arm.
She was an incubator, it would be a waste if we didn't use it.

>>31768371
Speaking of Carol, how is she doing?

>>31768348
>/tg/
>priorities

Pick one.

>>31768371
>Other

Stay with one arm out of spite

>>31768371
>>Take the bio arm.

>>31768371
>Take the bio arm.

The first magical girl/human/invader hybrid.

>>31768371
>>Take the bio arm.
Surgery can wait till after we talk with Brutthenholm.

Rolled 2

>>31768371
Bio Arm all the way.

>>31768464
This. Talk to Brutthenholm now that the arm is sorted out.

>>31768371
>Other
Talk to Bruttenholm now, let Egan take some of our tissue samples to experiment with the bio arm to see if there are any strange issues later.

>>31768371
>Take the bio arm.

>>31768371
>Take the bio arm.

Bio arm with invader DNA and unknown side effects?! How can I refuse!

>>31768371
>Take the bio arm.

>>31768371
>>31768473
This as well.

If we're being experimented on, we need to tell him before going under

>>31768546
I swear to god we will make it fire bio-plasma somehow

>>31768688
Or it will eat us from the inside and we turn into an invader, kind of like vampires or the zombie virus.

Some part of me wants that ending in which Mirai, Kanako, and Leo put her down

>>31768830
Alice would make a great invader.

>>31768830
Or the invader arm becomes a plot point where humanity starts augmentation themselves and becomes something greater to defeat the invaders, only to lose their humanity in the end.

>>31768830
Remember how Carol was made to handle Stalkers, right? I'm pretty sure with small amount of Carols DNA running through Alice she (Carol) would be able to keep us in check, if something that stupid happens.

Alice has attained all 3 DNA, she is a monster.

"Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought down by degrees to wield his sword."

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>>31768371
"Hey, as long as we're being experimental, we might as well go all the way." You snort. "Besides, if Carol really did go through all the effort of making it, I couldn't possibly refuse it."

"As expected." Egan nods. "I'll go make preparations. I believe Bruttenholm wants to speak with you, anyways."

"Thanks, Egan."

Egan just waves as she exits the room. As she leaves, Bruttenholm enters to take her place, and he takes a seat next to the bed. He just looks at you sadly before sighing.

"I'm sorry about everything, Alice."

"Hey, don't blame yourself, sir." You blink. "It's not like you gave the order to leave me hanging."

"No, but I should've seen the signs." He shakes his head. "With the war about to end, what better way to get rid of two inconvenient weapons than in a blaze of glory in the final battle?"

"I don't think they'd make it out to be so poetic." You laugh bitterly. "Though, to be honest, I can't blame them. Me and Carol aren't exactly what you call normal."

"You two have just as much a right to live as anybody else." Bruttenholm says adamantly.

Heh, it was kinda touching, really, to see people care so much about it. Even if you were a screwup.

"Actually, sir, we do still have a problem." You continue. "I've got reason to believe a massive Invader threat is incoming."

"I know, I heard." Bruttenholm nods. "I voiced this concern to the Council as well. They're skeptical, but have agreed to suspend the disbanding of the Bureau for another six months."

"That's not a lot of time." You frown.

"It's not. It's more a courtesy at this point. The problem is that we have no proof, and we have no way to get it."

"There is, actually...." You say. "But you're not going to like it."

"You mean the Apocalypse-Class Invader we have in captivity?" Bruttenholm grimaces.

"Yeah."

"Are you sure you want to wake it, Alice? We have no idea what might happen."

>We have no choice.
>I guess we can try to figure out an alternative.
>Other

>>31768961
>>Other
"Hey you, mutant cat. What do you think. I don't think you want to die either."

>>31768961
>Other
What about Loki. His survival is now contingent on mine, let's see if he can spill the beans?

>>31768961
>>We have no choice.

We don't have any better idea.

Also I rather do this before having the implant of our new invader arm

>>31768961
>We have no choice.

Do we really have other options we can trust, sir?

>>31769012
>>31769001
>Loki mind

I dunno if we want to get too dependent on his advice.

>>31768961
>We have no choice.

I'd walk in expecting a fight. With that in mind, I don't think it'll be THAT bad. After all, it's not like Carol, just a evil mind inside a magical girl body. It's not like we haven't faced that before.

>>31768961
Consult Loki

Also ask him about the bio arm and invader DNA interaction. He probably doesn't know, but he might enjoy speculating.

>>31768961
>Other
"Okay then, first we'll amputate it's limbs and detach it's jaw. Once it has been rendered harmless enough, wake it up."

>>31769001
>>31769012
>>31769049
Do you people really believe it will give us enough information to work with or any at all...

I would rather get intell from other sources before trusting it.

>>31769043
Between talking to Loki, and waking an apocalypse class invader in a MG, which Carol previously described to be a black hole of hunger, let's see if Loki will fulfill his promise of spilling the beans.

Also, if we can unlock the secrets of magic, that will be a huge boon.

>>31768961
>>Other
Loki still owes us some explaining. Lets get as many options on the table as possible.

>>31769104

Because of his two progeny, Alice survived.

And I bet he dislikes the invaders as much as us and since his survival is likely linked to Alice's, I think he will offer some decent intel.

>>31769104
Oh course we'll verify it. Only a fool actually trusts that damn cat.

But we need to ask first.

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I hope Loki gets what he deserves when this is all over.

A belly rub

>>31769165
I vote in the end game we become satan and make Loki our bitch.

>>31769187

Alicifer

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>>31769187
Pinky Alice or Homucifer Alice?

>>31769216
I get the Homucifer reference, what's the Pinky one?

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>>31769230
Magical Girl Noir Quest.

>>31769239
Thanks. I need to read up on that some time.

>>31769268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsFhuONRoWc

You should.

>>31769230
Magical Girl Noir Quest, arguably one of the longest running quests on the board.

>>31768961
"It's not like we have any other choice." You sigh. "I mean, I can also try asking Loki since he has just as much to lose as any of us, but I'm not sure what I can get out of him."

"Of course. I'll make the preparations for the interrogation. Perhaps we should also bring Carol? Her... unique skills may be able to assist us."

You pause for second. As an Invader herself, it would probably be a lot easier for Carol to initiate communication. However... you weren't sure what would happen if she did. Nobody really know how Invaders interacted with each other, after all...

>Bring Carol
>Don't bring Carol
>Other

>>31769353
>Don't bring Carol

Last time that happen, she was freaking out

>>31769353
>Don't bring Carol

>>31769353
>>Bring Carol

>>31769353
>>Bring Carol

>>31769353
>Don't bring Carol

But ask Carol for some advice.

>>31769353
>Don't bring Carol
We can bring her in later in necessary.

>>31769353
>Bring Carol

We'll need someone to start the talking. It seemed all so willing to her before.

Hopefully, she'll be list freaked about now than when she first saw it.

>>31769353
>>Don't bring Carol

Can we do this after we attach our arm?

Then we have invader DNA.

Maybe then we can initiate contact.

>>31769353
>Don't bring Carol

>>31769353
>>Bring Carol
Carol is strong, I believe in her.

>>31769353
>Don't bring Carol
Limit the variables for the first meeting. We can bring her in later if we need to.

>>31769422
Or the Apocalypse class Invader (who needs a name, btw) will cause the invader cells to rebel and we'll lose control of our arm.

>>31769422
I would rather wait until after we tried talking to it first than doing that.

And even then when we get our arm and IF we go near that thing I would rather have Carol their just in case.

>>31769460
For a name, I vote Thomas.

>>31769353
>>Don't bring Carol
She wasn't thrilled by being there the last time.

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>>31769460

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>>31769501
It's a girl, though. A girl with the mind of a sentient Tyranid.

So how bout Tyra.

>>31769501
Seconded. Thomas, the Apocalypse-Class Invader. It has a nice ring to it.

>>31769353
>>Don't bring Carol

>>31769538
Gross. And unoriginal. Thomas.

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>>31769538

I should not be turned on.

>>31769353
>Bring Carol

>>31769353
>Sorry, another family issue delayed posting.

"I don't want to bring Carol in on this. Too many unknown variables." You sigh.

"Understandable. I'll make the preparations in the meantime, you should get some rest."

With that, Bruttenholm leaves the hospital room, and you're all alone once again.

>He's right, you should get some rest.
>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.
>Other

>>31770363
>He's right, you should get some rest.

Loki time

>>31770363
>He's right, you should get some rest.

>>31770363
>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.
Goddammit, I want to see Carol. We have been worried sick.

Or we can see our teammates and joke about our left arm.

>>31770363
>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.

>>31770363
>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.

Too much shit has happen. Go get a drink or something. Take your mind off this crap for a bit.

>>31770363
>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.

>>31770363
>>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.

Find Carol, Find Leo, Find Egan. Find Mirai, Mary and Kanoko.

Find the people we care about in this world.

>>31770363
>>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.
Lets ask Carol if she want to be with us when we see the big Invader.

>>31770363
>Fuck that, let's get out of this stuffy room.

I miss the other SLs... Lets go shoot the shit with them and see how man the bastards wish we bit it back there.

That way we have list of people to test our new arm on.

>>31770363
>>Other
A certain cat owes us some talking.

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>>31770363
Yeah, well, fuck that. You weren't going to be lying in a stuffy old hospital room any longer than you had to. You swiftly sit up in your bed once you're sure nobody is looking. Unfortunately, you didn't quite think things fully through, as it was MUCH harder to get dressed with arm than you had initially thought. However, you manage to somehow get a pair of pants on and drape a jacket around yourself. You then stumble out of the infirmary, wondering what to do.

>Find Carol.
>Find Leo.
>Find your friends.
>Get a fucking drink.
>Other

>>31770679
>Find Carol.

>>31770679
>Find Carol.
She sounded like she was really worried.

>>31770679
>>Find Carol.

>>31770679
>>Find Carol.

>>31770679
>>Find Carol.

>>31770679
>>Find Carol.

>>31770679
>>Find Carol.
Mah dahrlin! Cum ta mahma!

>>31770679
I'm all for finding Carol first so long as we can go get drink after. Which I'm hoping leads to us talking to some of our teammates.

>>31770679
>Find Carol.

>>31770679
>Find Carol.
>Find your friends.
>Get a fucking drink.

In that order. We should at least celebrate that the Companions are all dead.

They are dead, right?

>>31770752
Yeah, we need armless jokes while drunk.

>>31770762
Considering all the MGs that are on ice de-powered. I would say yes.

>>31770752
Well I kind of want to drink with Mirai, Kanako, and Leo.

Why is Leo separated from the rest of our friends?

>>31770794
What if a Companion didn't contract any girls and made it out alive?

>>31770794

Loki in head says otherwise

Now that we're killed all the comapnions while their MGs still live, THEY should start seeing their undead companions.

...

Oh dear this could be a problem.

>>31770832
Considering they are now isolated from the rest of the companions, they are now prey for researching magic.

>>31770864
I hope so. We never were able to go on a capture mission for a companion.

>>31770887

We had the opportunity.

Tg decided to shoot it instead.

>>31770941
That was our first companion sighting. I think we can be forgiven.

>>31770941
We didn't know we had a capture mission.

We took the safe route.

>>31770941
Yes, the one and only time we saw one. Where we had no gear for capturing it. Yep. Sure buddy.

Maybe there is one surviving magical girl cult. One that wasn't able to get to Atlantis for whatever reason.

>>31771127
Cult of normals? Sure. One that has companion? Not a even a remote chance. These were bugging out hard and fast as they could.

>>31771204
To where. Everyone is trapped on Earth.

>>31771237
>were
>meaning no longer
>meaning they're all dead jim

>>31771204
What if they just couldn't make it to Atlantis before shit went down?

>>31771340
I have my doubts about that. That whole proclamation about Atlantis wouldn't have been made unless they had them all there already along with as many as the MGs they could get.

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>>31770679
You decide to go and try to find Carol. You had to make sure she was okay, after all, and she had to be worried sick about you. You have an idea of where she might be and you head straight to your quarters. Of course, the moment you open the door, you're nearly tackled by your adopted daughter.

"MOM!" Carol cries happily. "You're alright!"

"Ah, I guess I am." You can't resist laughing a bit."

"You.... you're not mad about the arm, are you?" She asks sheepishly.

"Oh what, this?" You glance at your empty left shoulder. "I've had worse. I heard you even grew a new arm for me."

"I did!" Carol nods. "It's, um, the first time I did something like that for someone else, but I did my best!"

"I'm sure you did." You smile. "Anyways, how have things been for you, lately?"

"A bit boring..." Carol frowns. "There's no Magical Girls left to fight, so there's not much to do. I mean, your friends are nice and all, but, I really want to spend more time on the ground!"

You're really not sure if the Council would allow that, though.

"Well, we'll think of something." You reassure her. "But either way, it's nice to see you're all right."

>Go meet someone else. (specify)
>Talk with Carol more. (specify)
>Other

>>31771288
Loki isn't dead. maybe the companions down loaded themselves into the heads of the MGs as a fail safe?

>>31771388
>Go meet someone else. (specify)

Mirai, Kanako, and Mary. Time to get wasted.

Rolled 1, 1, 4 = 6

>>31771388
>>Go meet someone else. (specify)
Find leo.

Bring carol.

>>31771388
Go get that drink and let people come to us.

>>31771388
>>31771421
This, kind of want to thank him for saving our butts

>>31771388
>Talk with Carol more. (specify)
How do you feel about invaders? There is going to be a lot more where they come from, so we going to have to fight them soon.

Also, we have that science experiment that we have no clue that to do with.

>>31771388
>Talk with Carol more. (specify)

Probably should ask her if she could talk that MG/Invader thing, if we can't make any head away without her. I still think we should bring her.

>>31771421
Supporting

>>31771388
>>Talk with Carol more. (specify)
They want to wake up the one that we found on vacation.

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>>31771507
>head away
>headway

>>31771421
This

>>31771388
"Come on, let's go find Leo." You say. "I want to let him know I'm okay."

"Okay!" Carol grins. "Let's go!"

You suspect where you know where Leo is as well, and head over to your squad's ready room. And of course, you see Leo there, handling all of the paperwork that was technically your job to handle.

"Hey there, Leo." You say, knocking to announce your presence. "Miss me?"

"Alice!" Leo blinks in surprise. "Should... you really be up and about now?"

"I lost an arm, not a leg." You roll your eyes.

>Thank him for saving your ass.
>Ask him what's been going on while you were out.
>Other

>>31771848
>Thank him for saving your ass.

Duh

>>31771848
>>Thank him for saving your ass.
>>Ask him what's been going on while you were ou

>>31771848
>Thank him for saving your ass and Carols.

>>31771848
>Thank him for saving your ass.
>Other
"Hey, we need a drinking party before all the invaders kill us all. Round up all the boys and girls and meet us at the bar."

>>31771848
>>Thank him for saving your ass.
>>Ask him what's been going on while you were out.

>>31771848
There was only one vote for talking to Leo.

>>31771848
>>Thank him for saving your ass.
>>Ask him what's been going on while you were out.

>>31771910
Anon needs to get his eyes checked

>>31771910
4 actually.

>>31771910
I'm not happy about either but it did win. Go recount.

>>31771910
Technically true, but there were also people supporting it.

>>31771848
>>Thank him for saving your ass.
>>Ask him what's been going on while you were out.
Then go all tsundere and unleash the cripple puns.

>>31772209

Cant pull off the 'I'm gonna hug you leo'

>>31772209
>>31772293
Try to tackle hug leo, epic fail due to obvious reasons.

>>31772329
at least she can still hold his hand and snuggle with him still.

>>31771848
"Anyways, um, thanks for saving my ass." You say awkwardly.

"Aren't you missing an 'again' at the end of that sentence?" Leo cracks a grin.

"Don't push your luck."

"Okay, okay!" He laughs. "But yeah, it was a heck of a thing. Bruttenholm was absolutely LIVID when he found out the Council had no intention of rescuing you. So... we basically stole the Daedalus to come get you ourselves."

"But... ODIN rounds hit with the force of a nuke. You would've risked getting knocked out of the sky by the shockwave of the impacts." You blink.

"Yeah, well, you're not the only crazy bastard on this station." Leo laughs.

"Yeah, about that..." You look around. "It looks really empty in here."

"Yeah, well, we're an MG hunting organization and there's no more MGs. Most of the personnel have already be recalled to Earth. We're basically running on a skeleton crew, now."

"The other squad leaders?" You ask.

"Still here, but probably not for much longer. The Council think that with the main threat gone, conventional forces can handle things from here on. It sucks, but they do have a point."

"Ah..." You frown.

>Well, I'll see you later, Leo.
>Wanna go get piss drunk?
>Other

>>31772528
>Wanna go get piss drunk?
"Get the boys and girls together, one last drink before the end of mankind"

>>31772528
>Wanna go get piss drunk?

>>31772528
>>Wanna go get piss drunk?

See if we xan relax regs, sneak out the friendly mgs

>>31772528
>Wanna get piss drunk?

>>31772562
Dammit, did you pregame already?

>>31772528
>Well, I'll see you later, Leo.

I think we'll need to get some former MGs on board for an anti-Invader squad. Volunteers only, of course.

The Council might think the threat is over, but they'll be begging for our help soon enough and we need to get people trained.

>>31772588

Nanomachines, son

>>31772528
>Wanna go get piss drunk?

"Let's invite the other SLs for a drink and no, Leo, this isn't going be are last drink. I got pretty damn good feeling our work load is going to double up here soon."

>>31772528
>>Other
"How about them massive Invader invasion?"

>>31772528
>Wanna go get piss drunk?

I just got this image of of most pathetic sad-drunk Alice ever. Once she gets drunk enough she becomes an absolute mess and spills years worth of spaghetti at once.

She'll try about always being the weird one in school, the weird on as a MG, having a disastrous love life, having to be the only one not killing humanity, having to constantly killing her friends, losing Leo to Egan, and now causing the total extinction of humanity. Just years worth of suppressed emotion uncovered at once.

And this my friends, is why Alice doesn't usually drink.

>>31772801
>now causing the total extinction of humanity
This was going to happen no matter what. I wouldn't call those that would have been evac by Companions to be human anymore. That's for damn sure. So in no way should Alice even remotely trying to take the blame on that front.

>>31772528
"Wanna get piss drunk?" You say. "We can even invite over my childhood buddies and the other squad leads. It'll be a blast!"

"I seem to recall that you become a bawling wreck every time you get drunk." Leo frowns.

"Yeah, well, it's a special occasion."

"If you really do want it so bad." Leo sighs. "I'll go, if only to make sure you don't make an ass of yourself."

"Thanks!" You grin.

And just like that, everybody's assembled in the main lounge in what has to be one of the most awkward drinking parties ever. Your fellow squad leads are present, as well as Mirai, Kanako, and even Mary. For obvious reasons though, neither side seems willing to get too close to the other.

>Mingle with the squad leads.
>Hang out with your friends.
>Other

>>31772886
I know, but it's another thing to put on Alice's shoulders and I'm playing up sad-drunk Alice here. Making her feels partially responsible.

>>31772801
i think she should get drunk and spill the spaghetti, just to get it out of her system.

>>31772942
>Hang out with your friends.

>>31772942
>>Hang out with your friends.

>>31772942
>>Mingle with the squad leads.

First.

Its been a long road.

>>31772942
>Mingle with the squad leads

When was the last time we ever talked with them?

>>31772942
>Mingle with the squad leads.

See if we can't get a few of the better SLs to come around. Then spend the time with our friends after that.

>>31772951
One she shouldn't be taking. One she knows isn't her bloody fault.

>>31772942
force them to get together

>>31772942
>Other
>UNITE THE PARTIES. INTRODUCE THEM TO EACH OTHER.

>>31772942
>Other
2 double shots, now. Introduce everyone to each other, in the most awkward way possible:
By notable kills, who killed who. With graphic details.
Followed by 2 more shots.

This will be a disaster.

>>31772942
>>Hang out with your friends

>>31773013

'Get fucked' pls go

>>31772942
>>Hang out with your friends.

So when we do put Carol in school, should she go to elementary school in loli form or high school in teenage form? I would prefer the former due to her needing the social interactions.

>>31773048
Heh heh heh, this is why we usually don't drink.

>>31772942
>Mingle with the squad leads.

Like to talk to Lucy, scotty, and uk guy before everything goes to hell.

>>31773079
She has a teenage form?

>>31772942
>>Mingle with the squad leads.

>>31773079
I agree, former. Need proper socialization.

>>31772942
>>Mingle with the squad leads.
It was a nice ride.

>>31772942
>Hang out with your friends.

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>>31773079
That's gonna be a tough decision, considering her Alice-form is so cute.

>>31773104
I think he meant standard form.

>>31773149
I kinda got that, but I put that as loli form in my head and the other as just a plain kid.

I imagine teenage carol as...more like Alice I guess.

I hope we get another chance to get the two sides to team up.

We're gonna need all hands on deck for what's to come.

>>31773285
And what better to unite them but an embarrassing Alice?

[spoilerI hope we roll a 1 for drink like in VMQ2[/spoiler]

>>31773285
Well if there's one thing you can count on with humans is hate will unite us all.

Hate for invaders. What happens after? Well lets just get to that point first.

>>31772942
You first decide to head over to the other squad leads. You see that most of them were present, except for Douchebag, but that was to be expected.

"Alice!" Antonio greets you as you approach. "The girl who singlehandedly won the war!"

"Well, I don't think what I did was THAT important..." You mumble, your cheeks beginning to redden.

"Nonsense!" Reginald says, a glass of brandy in his hand. "You showed some real stiff upper lip going down there! I'm happy to call you a comrade in arms. Erm, no pun intended."

"HOLY SHIT! So you really did lose an arm!" Scotty says a bit too loudly as she ogles your stump. "Does it hurt? Can I poke it?"

"No and HELL NO." You sigh.

Lucy and Ivan, being their typical quiet selves, hang in the back, but you see both of them toasting you with vodka glasses.

"I gotta admit, you did good down there, Alice." Dundee nods. "Might've put us all out of a job in the process, but I guess that's the price of peace, huh?"

"Ah, it's not like there's going to be any less fighting back on the ground!" Andre cackles. "If you want work, my army always has openings!"

"Um, thinks, but I think I'll pass." Dundee sighs.

You know, you never thought you'd say this, but you think that you might actually miss these guys once everything was over.

>Continue drinking and schmoozing with your coworkers.
>Go check on your friends.
>Other

>>31773364
>Go check on your friends.
>Other
>Try to introduce them to the squad leaders

Again, gonna need all hands on deck.

>>31773391
Seconding

>>31773364
>Continue drinking and schmoozing with your coworkers.

>>31773364
>Other
take 2 shots
Introduce your old friends to your new friends.

>>31773391
>>31773364
And if anyone feels like being a prick add in we might not out of jobs just yet. Invaders are going to be come a knocking.

>>31773364
>Go check on your friends.

I wonder, are they of legal age to be drinking? I know that space is kind of like open waters in that sense, but they did stay like "girls" instead of growing up, right?

>>31773364
>"The girl who singlehandedly won the war!"

Clever.

>>31773421
Right. The war with magical girls is over and it's a damn shame we couldn't have saved more people.

Now it's time to prepare for the horde.

>>31773421
>>31773450
We'll lament the doom of mankind once we had enough shots and we start toasting.

I want alice to take one shot for each girl she killed, or at least try to before she passes out

>>31773487
Yeah, you can stop posting now.

>>31773487
Nah, I think that'll get silly.

Instead we should have a general toast to all of the dead.

>>31773487
We did that already in the first thread when we killed Joanna.

I'm fine for Drunk Alice but that''s a bit much

>>31773079
Well whatever school we put her in, one thing is for certain: No powers unless absolutely necessary.

>>31773501
This. I mean do other SLs ever get briefed about about what the Companions were doing to the MGs.

Not that would change a whole lot of things. But it might give a little better perspective to the whole affair.

>>31773538
This is the end of the first part of the war. We are going to be up to the bee's knees in Invaders sooner rather than later, so this is the only chance to get drunk like an asshole in front of everyone we care about.

>>31773501

This.

We can gather the MGs and SLs since we were all manipulated by the companions.

We'll also need to break the bad news.

>>31773501
>>31773559
Actually, that seems like a good idea. A toast of the dead for combatants on each side, MG and MG hunters alike. We are all now united in the death of mankind, like our fathers and their fathers before us. May mankind move past the wars behind us and may we survive the wars of our children.

>>31773501
This is good.

>>31773364
You see Mirai, Kanako, and Mary looking a bit left out and you motion them to come forward. They reluctantly move closer and you stand next to them.

"Now, everybody, I'm not sure if you know this or not, but these three here are ex-MGs, and my friends. As you should know by know, most MGs were brainwashed, and we managed to help these three break free from it. It'd be a really great personal favor to me if you could treat them as one of us."

"Well, if the crown could forgive the colonies, then I can forgive former enemies as well!" Reginald says, leading the charge.

"Wait." Lucy finally speaks up. "Have any of them ever actually drank before?"

Everybody's eyes then focus on the three girls, who seem to wither under the all the attention.

"Umm.. no." Mirai squeaks.

"Nu uh." Kanako shakes her head.

"I've, um, read about it..." Mary blinks.

You do NOT like the predatory smiles that suddenly formed on your fellow squad leads' faces.

"Well girls, it's time to introduce the three of you to the wonderful world of alcohol!" Antonio laughs.

"Isn't there a minimum drinking age?" Leo asks.

"We're in space. That's international territory, and therefore, no drinking laws!" Andre points out.

"FUCK YEAH!" Scotty whoops.

Oh lord.

"You know, Mom, I don't see what the big deal is."

You turn to see Carol chugging down an entire bottle of vodka. Enough to actually kill a normal person.

"Carol-"

"I guess my Invader biology is incapable of getting drunk?" Carol frowns.

"It's both a blessing and curse." You say sagely.

"Hey, Alice." Leo grunts as he hands you a shot of whiskey. "If you say you're going to get piss drunk, you might as well go ahead and do it."

>roll 1d20

I hope no one snuck carol alcohol.

Rolled 3

>>31773763
Dat 20, so I can get a one

Rolled 13

>>31773763
here we go!

Rolled 18

>>31773763

Rolled 4

>>31773763

Rolled 9

>>31773763

Rolled 14

>>31773763
Show these girls how to get plastered!

Rolled 18

>>31773763
Carol being obliviously cute. love it

>>31773796
COME ON, WHY DID WE HAVE TO ROLL THAT HIGH?!

>>31773763
At least Carol will never get hangovers.

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>>31773796
In a way, thank you for this. >>31773814

>>31773830
On a sadder note, she can't drown her sorrows.

>>31773814
Maybe it's a roll for everyone having a good time and forgetting their troubles.

Rolled 16

>>31773830
>>31773852


There's alternatives

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

>>31773891
Doubt it will work.

>>31773891
I wonder if there are any chemicals which Invaders are particularly susceptible to. Their version of catnip.

>>31773891
>>31773903
Maybe something completely mundane to normal people would make Invaders intoxicated like catnip.

>>31773882
True, but also remember that I have been very unsubtle for asking for a disaster here.

Merc's drinking parties are best when we roll 1's

>>31773891
We should ask the invaders what they do to get intoxicated.

inb4 holding hands with little girls

>>31773926
She needs to eat a cat first then we give her catnip.

>>31773912
>>31773926
It's going to be fucking catfood or Instant Maple and Ginger Oatmeal isn't it?

>>31773937
I still remember that Grad trip..., and Jager just wrecking everyone in drinking contests.

>>31773937
>Merc's drinking parties are best when we roll 1's

Is there a precedent for this? I didn't read his VC quest.

>>31773959
> Jager just wrecking everyone in drinking contests

That was the best parts. Everyone else failing and Jager walking out like a boss. Or drawing on other peoples faces.

>>31773960
MC of VMQ2 rolled double 1's for drinking, making him kiss Morgan (who's still hiding her identity from the class, except for the MC who knows her secret)

>>31773960
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27071561/
Read the entire day for context of the situation.

>>31773946
Obviously if we can find a way to make her eat Loki we'll not only knock out two birds with one stone but we'd make her even more adorably overpowered.

>>31773959
>>31773960
VMQ1 we rolled a 20 and our second passed out and we got to embarrass her for fun.

The second time we went drinking, we drove the enemy commander's tank off a cliff. We woke up in a holding cell, we poked our love interest to wake her up, rolled a 1, got an unconscious punch in the face and got knocked out again.

VMQ2, we rolled a 1 first and declared our love to the Morgan the reverse trap. We rolled a second 1 and kissed her in front of everyone else and made her upset and she ran off. Note this was before she was out of the closet. Good times.

>>31774047
Ah....If only we had gone for Morgan back then. I wouldn't have minded

>>31773796
Well, for the most part, you get rather buzzed without devolving into a sobbing wreck, which you consider a plus. All in all, things seem to go pretty well, with everybody enjoying themselves.

Some highlights included Antonio trying to put the charm on your friends, which resulted in an instant double team gut punch between you and Lucy.

You also found out that Mirai was a very active drunk, giggling and swinging about all over the room. Kanako began to only speak in very loud and slurred Japanese, so you had no damn clue what she was saying half the time, and Mary, uh... Mary got very... forward. More than once you had to push her off of you, which was a bit difficulty concerning your one armed status.

And then things sort of shifting into trading stories, with your squad leaders telling old war stories from before they were in the Bureau, to notable hunts they took part in, while your friends talked about some of their most memorable battles against Invaders.

However, you sort of lose track of what's happening, and everything sort of becomes a blur after that.

---

"Hey, Alice, rise and shine."

"Gwuwahraharaaaa...." You sputter as your eyes flutter open.

"Nice to see you're finally awake." Leo grins as he pats you on the head. "We've got a busy day today."

"What?" You sit up, and just now realize you're back in your quarters.

"Well, we can either get started on interrogating that Invader specimen, or we can get you your new arm." Leo says.

>Get your new arm first.
>Question the Invader first.
>Other

Rolled 16

>>31773991
>>31774047

Kissing her right in front of her adopted big brother, who was also our instructor and squad leader.

>>31773960
In the first quest Merc Command did there was a segment where the party retook a major city. Afterwards, the party went and drank a fuck ton, which led to them stealing a tank, tearing down a statue in the city's square, lighting said tank and statue on fire and then driving the tank off a cliff.

>>31774120
>Question the Invader first.

Let's not add unknown with already unknown since we're not taking Carol with us if shit goes down.

>>31774047
>>31774123

And at the end of the day, we crossed dressed in a maid outfit.
>>31774112
If we found out that she was Valkyria sooner, I think things would have been VERY different.

>>31774120
>>Get your new arm first.

>>31774120
>Question the Invader first.

>>31774120
> new arm

>>31774120
>Question the Invader first.

>>31774120
>Question the Invader first.

>>31774120
>Question the Invader first.

The Invader will try to take over the arm. Do not let it.

>>31774112
If only. I would've actually enjoyed the ending.

>>31774120
Boo, no drunken wreck.

>Question the Invader first.
>Other
Water. Now.
Also, remind me what happened last night after I blacked out.

>>31774120
>Question the Invader first.

Nonono, no invader DNA around the MG/Invader. Thanks.

>new arm

It might help us connect with the Invader, and if coming into contact with invaders is going to make our arm go berserk it's better to find out up here than on a battlefield.