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>>31760238
I've got a bad feeling about this. A feeling in my bones.

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How can one prevent loud german chanting?

Do you have to find the radio playing it and destroy it?

I mean, the music gotta come out of somewhere.

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>>31760265

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>>31760238
IT'S TIME.

>>31760272
It comes from Ragyo's vagina.

She's been trying to find somebody who can reach deep enough to stop the music for years. It's driven her crazy.

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>>31760272
The loud german chanting can never be stopped

>>31760272
Its from a Boombox carried by Hououmaru.

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>>31760309

That would make an astonishing amount of sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hytg8uo48_U

I feel like this is appropriate music.

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>>31760278
>tfw cockblocked that guy trying to "FIRST" by 2 seconds and 1 post

Will maido Ayako prove herself a loyal friend or a secret servant of Ragyo?
Only time will tell.

>>31760405
You were a worthy opponent

>>31760475
I'm betting on Discomilf mind control and having to help her regain her way

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Guys, stop me if this is weird,

But ever since we went maximum RUSE, I've really been anticipating an opportunity to like, just drop the pretense and do the full introduction (with giant kanji) and go all "Honnouji Academy Student Council Vice-President, Matoi Ryuko". Especially since I'm not sure if we've done like the whole thing before to an opponent.

Is it just me?

>>31760770
There haven't been any opponents we needed to introduce ourselves to so far.

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>>31760770
So do I, but right now we did not have an opportunity to. Nobody asked us "And you are?"

>>31760795
It would have been a bit fun to do it to Hitler-kun as part of the whole "Do you know who I am midget?"
Or to the maids just to mess with them.

>>31760841
The next time we see Hitler and he try to talk shit, we're doing this even if we already know us.

Just for the hell of it.

>>31760841
Well, in the mansion, "I'm your boss' daughter, bitch" works better than the Honnouji Academy title.

>>31760854
Even if he already know us*

I need to sleep.

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Ids habeding for sure this thread, guys

>>31760864
Couldn't we just fire him? Out of a cannon into the sun?

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>>31760886
It has to happen some time.

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>>31760953
Well sometime is now.
We better lube up while we still can

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>>31760795
>>31760817

Probably why I want to do it so bad. I suppose now the best thing to do to save it for when, y'know, the personas are dropped and hit the ol' REVOCs crew with the sarcastic, "Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself properly".

>>31760841
>>31760854

Eh, I mean, it would have been cool, except, right now, we're not being Matoi Ryuko, Honnouji Academy Student Council Vice-President and Satsuki-sama's right hand. We're pretending to be Kiryuuin Ryuko, long-lost daughter of Kiryuuin Ragyo, and heiress to Life Fibers. We need to remain in character for now.

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>too late to three threads to voicefag properly
>miss the next three
>finally on time
I KNOW WHAT DO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rCWhDsjWeP

"Mankanshoku, can you see any landmarks you could estimate your location with?"

"Landmarks?"

"Like, large, unique-looking buildings. Is there something like that nearby?"

"Hmm... Oh! There's this really big tower, it looks like it's the tallest building around."

You focus. Indeed, it appears one of the buildings really stands out compared to others in height. It doesn't seem like an actual building, though. The inside is hollow.

"Mankanshoku, do you think you'll be able to get there?"

"Well, I don't know the city, but this thing is really hard to miss!"

"Good. Go there, and if I'm not nearby by the time you reach it, let me know you've arrived. I'll come pick you up."

"Okay!"

Well, perhaps this won't be so hard, after all. The tower isn't too far away from here. You start to make your way towards it.

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>>31761033
>inb4 some middle schoolers beat up Monkey and take his lunch money

>>31761006
My ears are bleeding

>>31761033
Should have just promised to buy her ice cream if she found you.

>>31761059
> As they walk of he mumbles "B... b... bakana..."

>>31761094
Thats actually a pretty good plan.

>>31761033
inb4 Monkey and Mako go on a date and make kissy face

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>>31761094

But then she would have laid waste to Osaka.

Personally, I think we should have just had her climb to the top of something and shout for Sanageyama, so he could home in with his zatoichi powers.

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>>31761124
Love triangle between Gama, Uzu and Mako? Twilight with life fibers? Interesting proposal...

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>>31761124
Are you high?

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>>31761124
Gamagoori is not amused with your waifu stealing antics

>>31761144
Well there would be the flaw of her leveling anything between her and Sagayama, but that's the only way to contain her. Who knows what damage she will do left unchecked?

>>31761153
>>31761181
>>31761217
Nah I only joke, gama is too awesome to do that to

>>31761124
that was too lewd for my pure christain eyes

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>>31761218
Right now? None. She's just spending all the money she took from Dosh King's troops. More than last time considering this time she took all of the money from all of the troops, not just one.

She's probably single-handedly stimulating the Osaka economy into eternal prosperity.

>>31761245
That's what I thought.

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>>31761217
That's almost his happy face, your Gamagoori should be at least this mad.

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>>31761033
The trucks leave for Honnouji Academy, and you board the helicopter, Soroi and Iori waiting for you inside. The aircraft takes off. You sit down, and Soroi immediately offers you tea.

"Thank you, Soroi. Iori, you were monitoring the readings from all the Ultima Uniforms, right?"

"Naturally, Lady Satsuki."

"What are our total losses?"

"None. Some students' uniforms were damaged or destroyed, some were wounded, but there were no fatalities. Judging by the combat data I've gathered, the opposing forces sustained no losses, either. Most of them were knocked out, but there was no bloodshed."

"That is good to hear.", you say. Indeed, your forces need to remain strong for the real battle.

"...Still, Lady Satsuki." Iori's face shows doubt.

"What is it?"

"Was leaving Sanageyama to find Mankanshoku a good idea?"

You smile. "If I didn't believe he can handle himself, I wouldn't have left him there. And who knows, maybe they'll both learn something from it?"

"I'm monitoring their uniforms, just in case.", Iori says.

Suddenly, the intercom used by the pilots activates.

"So, how was your field trip? Did you bring me any souvenirs?"

That voice, it can only be her.

"Who the hell are you?", Iori asks.

You set your teacup down. "Harime, is that you?"

"Sure is! I've heard about your Battlefield Trip, so I came all the way here to pick you up!"

[ ] What do you want?
[ ] If you're here, where are the real pilots?

>>31761448
>[ ] If you're here, where are the real pilots?

>>31761448
[x] What do you want?
[x] If you're here, where are the real pilots?

>>31761448

>[x] If you're here, where are the real pilots?

Nui, I warned you about breaking things Ragyo didn't tell you to break.

>>31761448
>[ ] If you're here, where are the real pilots?

>>31761217
Thinking of that I'm not sure I've ever seen Gamagoori amused. Does he even do amused?

>>31761448
>[X] If you're here, where are the real pilots?
Please tell me you know how to fly this thing Nui.

>>31761448
>[x] What do you want?
this

>[ ] If you're here, where are the real pilots?
I don't think we really want to know.

Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAMJXZnJoY

>>31761460
>>31761470
>>31761478
>>31761484
>>31761516

>>31761448
[x] What do you want?

Nui wouldn't be flying this thing if she couldn't. I doubt getting Satsuki killed now is on Ragyo's agenda.

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>>31761448

Also

Double Purification followed by awkward silences and lack of eye contact incoming

>>31761567
Nah. From what I've seen so far OP is not in favor of having a purification scene. At least I hope so.

>>31761617
>From what I've seen so far OP is not in favor of having a purification scene.

Just
as
planed.

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>>31761617

I mean, we might skip over it, in a POV sense, but we are at THAT point in the show.

Based on Ragyo's past behavior, it's entirely possible that she'd try and work both sisters into the same appointment. But maybe she doesn't need to do that if she figures Satsuki can into hybrid.

The only thing we'll ever know about what happens is that Ryuko and Satsuki both agree to never speak of it again

>>31761448
"If you're here, where are the real pilots?", you ask. There are other questions you want to ask her, but this seems to be the most pressing.

"Oh, don't worry about them! I just knocked them out and stuffed them into one of the trucks! And took their clothes, I guess."

"Can you even fly this thing?!", Iori asks. A perfectly good question.

"Who do you think has been piloting this chopper up until now? Don't you worry, four-eyes, I've flown before! Once."

"What do you want?", you ask her.

"Don't you "what do you want" me!" She mockingly imitates your voice. "It's Lady Ragyou's orders. She wants to hear the results of the Battlefield Trip in person. Oh, and something else!"

"Something else?" That doesn't sound good.

"She said it's a surprise! Now, shall we make our way to the mansion?" The helicopter abruptly changes course.

You don't like the sound of this "surprise". You hope it has nothing to do with Ryuuko. Still, there's no choice but to go.

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>>31761567
boner, stop
please. i've already given tribute to you.
have mercy

>>31761567
>"Well, that was one hell of a... bath."
>"I didn't think Ragyo would go with this all the way..."
>"Actually I think she left like half way through."
>"What?"
>"We were just too heated up to notice."
>"Then who did?"
>"Well..."
>"Wait! Did we just... each other?"
>"I suggest we do not think about it any further. Or speak of it ever again."

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>>31761738
OP reacts to Maiko being brought up.jpg

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>>31761738

I don't like surprises

>>31761738
>skele-dog
>with a vuvuzela

JESUS CHRIST HOW TERRIFYING

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>>31761711
Thread theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkul1RjaU1w

>>31761711
>She said it's a surprise!

Skeletons incoming

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>>31761759
Don't you dare.

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>>31761711
>You hope it has nothing to do with Ryuuko.

Sadly, Satsuki, it has everything to do with Ryuko.

>She mockingly imitates your voice.

Man, Nui, were you always so mouthy to us? What happened to your "two hearts beating as one" shit?

You're gonna have a bad time when the sisters jump you and duct tape you to a corner

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>>31761711
>"Something else?" That doesn't sound good.
>"She said it's a surprise! Now, shall we make our way to the mansion?" The helicopter abruptly changes course.
>You don't like the sound of this "surprise". You hope it has nothing to do with Ryuuko. Still, there's no choice but to go.
>double purification time

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>>31761567
They're mentally linked, right?

What happens if Ragyo "purifies" them both at the same time?

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>>31761857
>implying Nui won't enjoy it

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>>31761867
>>31761868

God damn it.

>OP's face when

>>31761711
Satsuki knows it's purifications time, does she think Ryuko can take it?

>>31761894

Nui probably wouldn't, actually.

She's super flighty and energetic, I have a hard time picturing her being happy being physically immobilized and having her big squishy mouth shut. I don't think it would be high on her bucket list.

I am enjoying the possibility of making Nui unhappy way too much. Am I a bad person?

>>31761944

Satsuki would NEVER abandon her Imouto

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My collection needs more. Where are the sister love doujins?

>>31762113
>>>/d/

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>>31762113
Wrong place.

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>>31762113
Commiket 86 mate. Just wait till August. OVA is in September too.

>All thoses people thinking there will be purifications

Stop thinking with your dick, It's gonna be Fade to Black if it ever happen.

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>>31762150
>>31762113
Right place.

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>>31762201

I would give my left nut for an English translation

>>31761989
>making Nui unhappy
Well, I don't think you're going out on a limb here, really.

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>>31762201
them being cute sisters together is infinitely more enjoyable. plus, you also get Satsuki and Nonon as well.

>>31762315
Hey, cut it out with these Nui puns.

>>31762294
>>31762201
Panel 1:
>Off screen: Matoi!
>Ryuko: Yeah?

[Imouto kissing]

Second to last panel:
>Satsuki: He, disinfected

Last panel:
>A result of having thought about who could say lines the coolest

Basically, Satsuki finds out that Junketsu caused Ryuko to kiss Nui. She decides to disinfect her imouto from the crazy. With her lips.

>>31762416

As any good sister should

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>>31762340
Again, I say, why not both?
>Satsuki and Ryuko holding hands and doing cute couple things, or just cuddling, or staring into each others eyes knowingly, or spending time together.

Come on, you know you want to see them give each other quiet, knowing looks over sharing a secret relationship between them alone.

Holy shit I've turned into a /d/eviant...

>>31762416
>>Satsuki: He, disinfected
alternativelly: "purified"

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>>31762495
>>31762340
>>31762201
Someone needs to make an edit of this.

>>31762495
>Satsuki and Ryuko holding hands
LEEEEWD! Adults needed!

>>31762495
>Life Fiber Overdrive!

This is what should have happened.

>>31762548
>takarada as the rich guy
it'd be funking perfect

>>31762558
I am an adult.

>>31762558
Everyone here should be an adult.

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>>31762603
You forgot your picture.

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>>31762558
>>31762603
IM AN ADULT

>>31762340
>holding hands
FUCKING DISGUSTING

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>>31762603
Everyone here is an adult

>>31762603
>>31762643
laughed harder than I should have

>>31761711
The walk to the tower proves to be somewhat challenging. It would've probably been easier if you could actually see.

Mind's Eye has some weaknesses, one of them being sensory overload. There are simply too many stimuli in the city to deal with.

Nevertheless, you eventually manage to reach the foot of the tower. You can't sense Mankanshoku's presence nearby, so you use the radio.

"Mankanshoku, where are you? I'm at the tower."

"Me too!"

"What do you mean, "me too"? I'm here, and I can't find you. Anyway, you were supposed to report in once you got here!"

"Huh? You're here, Sanageyama-senpai? I can't see you anywhere! ...Oh, you're down there!"

"Down there? Wait, you're not in the tower itself, are you?!"

"Well, you said you want to meet here! The tower is mostly hollow, but there's a small building at the top!"

This girl...

[ ] Go up there
[ ] Tell her to come down

>>31762495

>japanese schoolgirls
>playing with what are clearly XBOX controllers

C'mon, they would clearly be using a Playstation product. Or a Wii. I don't know if the WiiU is doing as badly in Japan as it is here.

>Holy shit I've turned into a /d/eviant...
Not until you've read and enjoyed the doujin where Satsuki grows a penis through science and has anal sex with Ryuko to preserve her chastity

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>>31762495
Eh. Doesn't really seem like Satsuki would be into an incestuous relationship at ALL because of what Ragyo did, and I honestly prefer Ryuko and Senketsu together than Ryuko and Satsuki.

>>31762691
>[ ] Go up there
DO IT

>>31762691
>[ ] Go up there

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>>31762666
>>31762558
Considering the nips and corea can't stop drawing Scissor Sisters, I can do this all day.

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>>31762691
[x] Tell her to come down

God damn it Mankeyshocker, get down here so we can go home. The Blind Nigga Samurai doesn't have time for this.

>>31762691
>[ ] Go up there
If you want a job done right, you've got to do it yourself.

>>31762691
>[x] Tell her to come down
Watch her jump and land unharmed because cartoon physics.

>>31762691
>[X] Go up there
Just.... just stay put! Im coming to fetch you.

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>>31762691
>[x] Tell her to come down

And this was how Mako learned how to base jump

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>>31762710
>filename not satsukigettingblownthefuckout.jpg

>>31762691
>[x] Tell her to come down
How do we know what button to press in the elevator if there are more buttons than "up" and "down?"

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>>31762691
[ ] Go up there

Fucking Godzilla attack outta nowhere

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>>31762730
>Scissor Sisters
I wonder if Japanese are aware of the pun.

>>31762691
>[x] Go up there

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>>31762765
thanks for the suggestion. renaming now.

>>31762691
[ ] Go up there

>Monkey
>Not scaling a large structure

>>31762716
>>31762726
>>31762746
>>31762750
>>31762787

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>>31762746

>>31762700
Really? Futa is all you need to be into to be considered a /d/eviant?
I thought I took more off the wall fetishes, like xenomorphs or something.

>>31762788
You're talking about the country that made JJBA

>>31762710
>Senketsu

What. He's a sailor uniform.

>>31762819

Yeah, /d/ is for dickgirls. 100% trufax

>>31762848

Man, don't be racist. We're half clothing.

>>31762848
Check your human privilege.

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>>31762848
Yes, you're very observant. Your point?

>>31762869
>We

What are you doing on tg, Ryuko?

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>>31762848
>not believing in the truest love story ever told

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>>31762848
dude, ryuko n senketsu are
the fucking best
don't be mad, accept it

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT (MEA CULPA)
I'M NOT TO BLAME (MEA CULPA)
IT'S THE KIRYUIIN GIRL
HER RESOLVE LIT THIS FLAAAAAME (MEA MAXIMA CULPA)

IT'S NOT MY FAULT; (MEA CULPA)
IF IT'S IN GOD'S PLAN (MEA CULPA)
HE MADE DAT ASS TOO FAT TO TEMPT EVER MAAAAAAAN

>>31762905
Losing her way.

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>>31762416

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>>31762894

>>31762905

Don't be a butt, I was using the informal "we as a collective unit of anons being the protagonist" we.

Everyone knows that the anons in the thread are 100% Life Fiber

>>31762933
Am I the only one who thought Senketsu was supposed to be a father figure?

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>>31762963
DAT LAMP

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>>31762992
I sorta did initially; this scene changed my mind, though.

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>>31762992
He sorta was. But still

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>>31763002
It's not that nice a lamp.

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>>31763025
>>31763029
>>31762944
>>31762933
>>31762894

>>31762992
Father/brother figure to me. The entire love interest-thingie just confuses me.

>>31762691
"Fine, I'll go up there, wait for me."

You approach the entrance to the tower. There's an elevator there. You step inside

Well, isn't this a problem. You expected two buttons, one for up, and one for down.

But, as you run your hand across the panel, you feel multiple buttons, none of which have those protruding dots for identifying numbers. Not like you've ever learned to read those, anyway.

Something catches your attention. Other than the buttons, there seems to be a... keypad? Why would an elevator need that?

[ ] Press buttons at random
[ ] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way

>>31763055
That truly is a glorious lamp

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>>31762963
LIKE FIBERS. LIFE FIBERS.
THESE FIBERS IN MY SKIN.
THIS BURNING
DESIRE
ARE TURNING ME TO SIN

>>31763072
>[x] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way

Athletic Committee chair!

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>>31763029

>>31763072
[ ] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way
[Electric Shamisen escalates]

>>31763072
>[ ] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way

>>31763072
>[x] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

>>31763072
>[ ] Press buttons at random
I'm sure some of them are shiny.

>>31763072
>[ ] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way
Let's climb, more non-jobber awesomeness.

Plus he's called Monkey.

>>31763072
>[ ] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way

>>31763072
>[X] Press buttons at random

Shiny button confirmed!

>>31763002
>>31763055
Shall I dig deep into my Kingdom Death folder for the real lantern porn?

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>>31763066
>thinking love is only between humans
lol faggot i bet you kiss girls

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>>31763072
>[ ] Climb the tower the old-fashioned way
FUCK IT
TIME TO BE KING KONG

>>31763072
[x] Press buttons at random

What's the worst that could happen?

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>>31763129
No pressing buttons, seriously?

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>>31763029
I don't know man, thinking of them romantically really ruins it for me. Then again I have a huge soft spot for father daughter/son relationships.
>"I think your father would be proud."
cried bitch tears.

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>>31763141
B-But anon we're on a christian board

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Halloween Interlude when?

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>>31763159

>"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME"
>Godzilla shows up to reenact King Kong v Godzilla

>>31763160

Insufficiently shiny.

>>31763160
Im shocked. /tg/ not going for the shiny button option. Whats next?

>>31763160

And accidentally hit the emergency stop?

The fire department doesn't need to get involved in this.

>>31763208
people start buying from games workshop again

>>31763160
I'm a huge Uzu fan, I don't wanna take chances with him on doing something utterly retarded.

>>31763142
Y.... yeah! Maybe I do... Nothing wrong with that, lots of people do it.

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>>31763193
More like Interlewd.

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>>31763234
OP actually writes a purification scene.
Maiko actually returns.
The Batman turns out to be some playboy millionaire chump.

>>31763072
Just a reminder that I despise you for what you did to Maiko

>>31763342
>The Batman turns out to be some playboy millionaire chump
ahaha, yeah right. everyone knows batman is clark kent, anyways - how else could he possibly get all his information?

>>31763368
She will return, dont worry.

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>>31763368
There are two other quests you could use to live your dream vicariously, anon-sama.

>>31763368
I must have missed a thread or two, what happened with Maiko?

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>>31763402
Maiko is not relevant to this quest. Just get over it already, shit. I like Maiko too, but this is just absurd.

Shit, make a Maiko Quest if it bothers you THAT much.

>>31763402
Don't you dare give me hope, anon.

>>31763439
>Jojo-shit
>Shitposting
No surprises here

>>31763393
Clark Kent. Google tells me hes a journalist in Metropolis. How would he be The Batman?

>>31763066
>The entire love interest-thingie just confuses me.
surely you mean to say "arouses"

>>31763431
OP made a joke about her dying of a stroke when Ryuko dogded all her traps.

>>31763456
He's not just A journalist - he's THE journalist. And everyone knows that Batman has access to tons of information; it doesn't take a genius to realize that one of the country's best snoops would be able to get that knowledge.

>>31763483

I never really cared for her much anyway.

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>>31763517
Take that back you bastard!

>>31763507
How would he go back and forth between Gotham and Metropolis on a daily basis?
Nah. The Batman is a government operative. Thats how he gets all the information and the police never bothers him. He's a tool to keep people scared, nothing more.

>>31763507
>THE journalist
What about that dude in the Spider suit? You know, that rather fetching dude with the blonde hair and the armor?

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>>31763191
I know. Now let's do like Nui and disregard authority~

>>31763578
Yeh, but dem thighs tho

>>31763576
Spider-Thor?

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>>31763204
>>Godzilla shows up to reenact King Kong v Godzilla
>Gamagoori just stares down both of them

>>31763576
Aquaman is Batman. He takes joy in beating up inocents outside of atlantean jurisdiction and noone can stop him. Think about it, that whole "Aquaman sucks" thing is nothing but a distraction to hide his sadistic, cruel side.

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>>31763072
Pressing buttons at random probably won't get you anywhere. Oh well, there's still another way to get up there. You step outside, and start climbing the tower by yourself. Its structure seems well suited for that purpose.

Bystanders start to question your sanity, but you pay them no mind. The climb takes quite a while, but is by no means challenging. You didn't train daily to let yourself get worn out by something like this.

You reach the building at the top, and knock on a window. A dumbfounded tourist inside opens it for you. You step in, thank him, and head straight to Mankanshoku.

"Well, I'm here. Let's go back."

"Nope!"

"What?! Why not?"

"I still haven't seen the whole city, and I need to buy more souvenirs!"

As she moves around, you can hear something rustling. Judging by the sound, Mankanshoku is carrying a huge backpack full of stuff.

"You have enough already! We're going back!"

"Nope!"

Mankanshoku is really getting on your nerves now. First you've spent over an hour getting here, then you've climbed the biggest building in the city to reach her, and now she doesn't want to go back.

[ ] Drag her by force
[ ] Try to bargain with her

>>31763833
[ ] Try to bargain with her

>>31763833
>[x] Try to bargain with her

That's how we got Mako to do stuff as Ryuko, right, bribery?

Anyway, she's a 3-Stars, picking a fight will have consequences.

>>31763833
[ ] Drag her by force

Shiniest of buttons, and a chance to show off Uzu's badass non-jobber aura.

>>31763833
[x] Try to bargain with her

Uzu will job like fuck against her 3-STAR PLASHINA Regalia.

>>31763833
>[x] Try to bargain with her
One does not "force" the round one to do anything, but we can bribe her with something.

>>31763833
>[x ] Try to bargain with her

like we could force her to do anything

>>31763833
>[ ] Try to bargain with her
Mako, when she sets her sights on something, is an unstoppable force. Our only hope is to divert that force by bargaining.

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>>31763833
>[X] Try to bargain with her
Satsuki decleared: "Victory! Ice Cream for everybody!" before she left You want ice cream right? If we go back right now we can still make it!

>>31763894

with cheese

>>31763925
Pretty much this. Just give her a reason to go home and she will.

>>31763918
You guys, this is based OP, not Trigger.

Uzu wouldn't have jobbed to Mako if he tried fighting her.

>>31763925
This, or if that doesn't work, we can just say "Gamagoori-sama will be very disappointed in you if you don't come back, Mako."

>>31763953
He jobbed before, he can do it again.
Besides, bargaining got more comedic potential.

>>31763996
I'll concede on the comedy value, but OP's not going to treat Uzu like a buttmonkey and have him job like Trigger did.

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>>31763953
>without transforming Mako was fast enough that even Uzu barely noticed her
>her uniform is a Jotaro reference and her 3-star transform will likely be a Star Platinum reference

Uzu may be a bit more clever than Mako, but Mako is impossibly tough and fast.

>>31764080
Mako isn't nearly as trained a fighter as Uzu is, nor as battle savy.

He'd utterly ruin Mako, and likely dodge each and every one of her hits.

She may have a strong uniform, but she's nowhere near Uzu's level in actual combat prowess.

>>31763953
She's got a 3-star. And has been actually training.

He'd get ORAORAORAORAORA'd faster than you can say "banana".

>>31764145
He'd dodge all her hits and Shingantsu spam the hell out of her.

Mako may have trained here and there, but she's not a match for Uzu.

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>>31764177
Uzu's smarter in a fight, but there's a good chance that Mako is faster, especially given who her uniform is referencing, and it's all but confirmed that she's far more resilient.

And she's been training with Ryuko and Uzu in this canon.

>>31764201
Uzu's still got Shigantsu, and has been a fighter for literally all his life. Besides Satsuki, he's the only one who's been training and fighting from childhood.

How can Mako training a few times with Uzu and Ryuuko counter an entire life-time dedicated to Kendo and delinquent fighting?

Mako would literally be helpless against Uzu in an actual fight, and would be getting carried 100% by her uniform, rather than using it a well as Uzu can his, whom actually managed to burn it out.

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>>31764253
Bzzzt, wrong. Remember how our Ryuko got into kendo at a very young age? Yeah.

>>31764136
What's more important, Uzu works with predicting and reading oponent's moves. Mako is random to the point of complete unpredictability. It would be interesting to say the least...

>>31764367
>Ryuko got into kendo at a very young age?

Fitting, that shit is for little girls

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>>31764253
>Uzu's still got Shigantsu
That doesn't make him invincible. And it was still established that Uzu was outright impressed by Mako's speed while untransformed, and we don't even know how far her uniform can take her.

>Besides Satsuki, he's the only one who's been training and fighting from childhood.
So has Ryuko, don't forget her, she's kind of the main character.

>How can Mako training a few times with Uzu and Ryuuko counter an entire life-time dedicated to Kendo and delinquent fighting?
I'm pretty sure Mako takes part in all of the training sessions with Uzu and Ryuko, which is a lot more than "a few times". And training isn't everything, especially in KLK.

>Mako would literally be helpless against Uzu in an actual fight
Mako's shown herself to be a pretty damn capable fighter at this point.

This is almost as bad as when people were claiming Uzu could have solo'd Nui during their second fight.

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>>31764422
Chill guys. They're on the friendship route anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9aF9_mZDyY

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>>31764421
u sayin monkey's a lil girl m8?
Well, he's not, and even if he was, it's rather odd that you see something as being worth less because it's for girls. Interesting.

>>31763833
Maybe you could talk her into coming somehow? She wants to stay to tour the whole city, and buy more souvenirs.

Are they really "souvenirs", though? You can feel various scents coming from the backpack. It's food. Come to think of it, the first time you contacted her with the radio, she was at a takoyaki stand.

"So, if you don't want to come, I'm guessing you're going to pass on Lady Satsuki's offer?", you say.

"What offer?" You got her curious.

"She's told me that if you come back quick enough, she'll get you ice cream."

"Ice cream? What flavor?"

You can tell her whole body tenses up in anticipation.

"That's your decision to make."

"Then, I'll have-"

You cut her off. "Not so fast. You'll only get it if you come back to Honnouji Academy, and fast."

"Okay! Let's go, then! I want ice cream!" Despite the gigantic backpack, she runs to the elevator at her usual speed. At least there's somebody to press the right button now.

Right before the elevator door, Mankanshoku freezes.

"Wait... Sanageyama-senpai, is that really true?"

"What do you mean, Mankanshoku?" This isn't good.

"Well, I've been to Lady Satsuki's quarters during Naturals Election, and..."

"And?" How did she get in there, anyway?

"She doesn't keep any ice cream in her freezer!", she says, her tone dead serious.

>>31764477
Look Herr Freud, all I'm saying is that grown adults should stick to academic fencing, not play around with toy swords.

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>>31764500
"She doesn't keep any ice cream in her freezer!", she says, her tone dead serious.

Oh. Shit.

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>>31764500

don't falter now guys

>>31764500

REVOCs owns 99% of the World's Clothing Market.

Satsuki-sama can get ice cream.

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>>31764500
"I will buy you Ice Cream then. We will go to the nicest Ice Cream place at Honnouji and I will buy you all the Ice Cream you can eat! Scouts honour!"

>>31764500
Surely we have a dessert club that can produce literal tons of ice cream on demand.

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>>31764500
>pic related

Also, if we need fast talking,
[x]Satsuki knows a nice place near the academy she'll take you to..

>>31764367
Besides Satsuki and Ryuuko, he's the only one who's been training and fighting from childhood.

>>31764417
She's random, but Shigantsu and his far superior combat record would eliminate any uncertainties.

>>31764422
>That doesn't make him invincible. And it was still established that Uzu was outright impressed by Mako's speed while untransformed, and we don't even know how far her uniform can take her.

Just because he's impressed doesn't mean she'd actually be able to beat him. And her uniform can't win her the fight here. Uzu's still got his uniform, is actually a far superior fighter, and has Shigantsu in combination with all of that.

Mako's speed will be rendered useless, and she'll be read like an open book.

Shigantsu doesn't make him invincible, but it will help him to predict Mako's movements, in combination with all his other advantages over her.

>So has Ryuko, don't forget her, she's kind of the
main character.

Ryuuko too, my bad.

>I'm pretty sure Mako takes part in all of the training sessions with Uzu and Ryuko, which is a lot more than "a few times". And training isn't everything, especially in KLK.

Uzu doesn't just have training, he's got years of fighting experience over Mako, in addition to having a powerful uniform of his own, which he can use way better than Mako can hers due to the fact he's a way better fighter.

We're probably not going to agree on this, because to me there's no chance of Mako ever actually beating Uzu.

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>>31764500
Quick Uzu, damage control, DAMAGE CONTROL!

>>31764500
Her argument is ridiculous, but your statement is also a complete lie. You need to tread carefully.

[ ] Given her position, that's not a problem
[ ] She can just buy some
[ ] Maybe you didn't look hard enough

>>31764500
"Mako if Satsuki Doesn't have any ice cream available i will personally Purchase some."

>>31764500
DAMN IT SHE'S ONTO US! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!

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>>31764500
>monkey's fw

>>31764636
>[X] Maybe you didn't look hard enough
There will be ice cream for all the students! The desert club will be providing it!

>>31764636
[ ] Given her position, that's not a problem
Don't double down on the lies. She's onto us already.

>>31764636
[x] Given her position, that's not a problem
>Yeah Satsuki doesn't have much of a sweet tooth, but she's thinking of getting some especially for you,,,

>>31764636
>[x] Given her position, that's not a problem
>[x] She can just buy some

"Mankanshoku. We're talking about THE Satsuki-sama. Ice cream can be arranged. Just because you didn't see it means nothing."

>>31764636
>[X] Maybe you didn't look hard enough

>>31764636
>[ x] Given her position, that's not a problem

>>31764636
>[ ] Given her position, that's not a problem

>>31764636
[ ] Given her position, that's not a problem

>>31764636
>[x] Given her position, that's not a problem
She could buy you as many scoops as you can count to, with mixins.

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>>31764636
[x] She can just buy some

Fuck, we're gonna owe Satsuki so much.

>>31764685
Its not a lie if we make it the truth. We just have to text Soroi and tell him to go shopping before we get there.

>>31764732

She can just use her mother's credit card

>>31764700
heheh

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>>31764620
>She's random, but Shigantsu and his far superior combat record would eliminate any uncertainties.
You apparently don't quite comprehend the level of randomness she operates at.

>>31764636
>[x] Given her position, that's not a problem
>[x] She can just buy ALL THE ICE CREAM EVER

>>31764739
Soroi is in chopper going to the mansion at the moment remember?

>>31764500
>[ ] Given her position, that's not a problem

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>>31764764
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY THE DAMN ICE CREAM MONKEY

>>31764776
Monkey is unaware of that I believe.

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Oh God, JC! A bomb!

>>31764764
Time to become unemployed

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>>31764764
Bring it on.

>>31764796
Oh sorry I wasn't implying that he knew, I was just pointing out that he would've found that out if he texted him and ruin that plan possibly

>>31764814
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ZAx-rlVPs

>>31764842
Ah, I see your point. Hmmmm... Then he would have to text Gama instead.

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>>31764814
Okay.

>>31764764
it's
happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJJrUbruOPE

>>31764910
>Text Gama instead
He would single handedly empty out all the supply of ice cream in the world just for Mako

>>31764910
>text
gslbppti o nees yoy to but malo icr crean

>>31764982
I giggled

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>>31764982
how will he enter the numbers?

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>>31764953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_OMpmgp83k

Uzu's about to get fucked up man. At this point any fight music will be fitting for the carnage Mako will be bringing out.

>>31764982
How about this. He hands his phone to the faceless 1 star driving the truck and whispers: Dude, I need you to call the guy listed as "Satsuki's footstool" in the contact list and ask him to buy a LOT of ice cream, and I need you to do it stealthily.

>>31765110
Or he could use voice commands. Come on, they're in Japan, if Americlap phones can have decent voice commands, I'm sure Moonpeople have something.

>>31765187

Not that Sanageyama with Siri (Which Inu has hacked to talk in Nonon's voice, of course) isn't hilarious,

But is having to call out commands to the phone gonna be stealthy enough to not draw the attention of the Mako?

>>31765233
>"Don't believe me? I'll call now. What kind of ice cream do you want?"
>"Hey Soroi, make sure there's some ice cream saved for Mako when we get back."

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>>31765273

Brilliant.

>>31764636
"Well, considering her position, that's not an issue, is it? She can just-"

"It is! She might be the Student Council President, and very rich, but there's no ice cream! No matter who she is, she needs to buy it to have it!"

"That's-"

"I'm sure Lady Satsuki wouldn't promise anything like that if she couldn't deliver on it! That means you've deceived me, Sanageyama-senpai!"

Mankanshoku keeps cutting you off. She seems really worked up. Worked up over ice cream.

Might as well just admit it at this point.

"You got me. What do you intend to do now?"

"I intend to fight you, Sanageyama-senpai! You lied to me, and made light of ice cream! I can forgive the first, but not the latter!"

She starts searching for something in her backpack. After a moment, she pulls some object out.

"Everyone! Please evacuate from the tower!" Her voice is incredibly loud. A megaphone?

Surprisingly, the people appear to obey her request, and all flock to the elevator. After a while, you're left alone with Mankanshoku. She puts her backpack aside.

"Mankanshoku, this is ridiculous! Fighting over ice cream? Let's just go back, I'll buy ice cream for you if you really want it!"

"It's too late for that, Sanageyama-senpai! I'm mad at you, and no amount of ice cream can fix that! Only an all-out fight can!"

>>31765023
It isn't exactly hard to type a short sentence without looking at the keys, it's just a matter of remembering where each letter/number is on the keyboard and having the spacial awareness to not accidentally shift your fingers and type gibberish.

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>>31765233
>Siri
>Nonon's Voice

>>31765302
"Very well Mako. Let this be our final battle! Have at thee!"