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>>31752994

Your name is Chitose Yuma, a Culexus of the Ninth. Your suit name is Omegon, and you're the only one in your rank that can introduce herself as such to non-Culexus. When you found out that your parents both killed themselves shortly after your contracting, you merely accepted the news with a straight face before breaking down into laughter. Kyoko had to stop your melee drills and take you to one corner to sort yourself out before resuming.

And here you are, sitting up on your bed, clutching your smartphone in your hand before finally silencing the beeping alarm with a lazy tap of your thumb.

That was the four-hour alarm for Walpurgisnacht, by the way. Four hours until the most powerful Witch there ever was breaks through the veil behind reality and starts breaking shit.

Four hours left until you - and everyone you care about - dies.

It's exciting, in a way, like you're waiting in line for a root canal appointment.

That feeling of cold, uncertain dread knowing that it's going to hurt like a fucking bitch, even with the anesthesia - but with the consolation that it's a good thing, and that you'll feel much better about everything afterwards.

...Okay, wow. Now you're just grasping at straws here.

Maybe there is something to this clinical depression thing.

You should probably drop by Haruka's silent room later. To ask about it and stuff.

Just before you say goodbye for the last time.

[1/2]

>>31753016

Seriously, though - it's not like it came out of the fucking blue. Walpurgisnacht was predicted months before they started announcing the weekly alarms, then the daily alarms, and then the hourly alarms. Prognosticators and Culexus from every Officio who gave a rat's ass about the end of the world began to connect with each other again, either through long-distance pulsings or, more conventionally, VoIP - comparing notes, comparing predictions, and basically just shouting each other down on just when this huge motherfucker is going to break through the warp and kill everything.

It wasn't until Miss Malal, the first Culexus of the Ninth, and undeniably the most powerful - she can make a girl throw up her lunch, breakfast, and DINNER the night before from an entire mile away - stepped forwards and declared, in a loud voice, when and where it will happen. Right down to the second.

Everyone shut up after that, for approximately ten seconds. You were there, you kept the time. And then they started arguing again.

After half a day's worth of arguing, cajoling, and downright threatening, they finally settled on a time. 11 AM, exactly five months away from that meeting. They narrowed it down to five locations, with nearly all the Officios attending volunteering most of their active staff to the effort.

Each of the locations would have an assembled contingent of at least 500 Magical Girls, ready to kill whatever manifests there as quickly and judiciously as possible - and the rest immediately rushing to provide reinforcements. It would be a five-prong pincer attack - and in their words, it was a plan that couldn't fail.

No one mentioned the First abstaining from this meeting, however. That was the giant pink elepant in the fucking room. Not even one of their seers, which rumor had it that even their legendary Warmaster was a part of.

[2/3]

>>31753036

..Well. It's not like even just one of them could tear apart Walpurgisnacht just by sneezing at them, right? The other, lowlier Officios can do it themselves, yes. It just takes a lot more time and a lot more bodies and a lot more daughters and sisters and friends dying, that's all.

Anyway, it's...7 AM. Walpurgisnacht, as your phone gleefully reminded you, isn't until four hours later. The entire Officio had already begun preparations two days before - and you know that everyone's been getting ready to get deployed to each of the five predicted locations. Sayaka and Kyoko's departure will be around in an hour or so.

Yours...well, that'll be much till later. Probably why Malal didn't flinch when everyone in your rank asked to be able to sleep in.

It's here, as you reach for your suit, that a banging noise comes from your quarter's metal door. It's no mystery who that could be - you're in the Culexus floor, which no other Magical Girl can stand to be in (unless they're Kyoko). And you're pretty sure the red-haired Eversor doesn't have fists bigger than your entire face.

"Yuma!" The cheerful voice of Cavefish booms from behind three inches of beaten solid steel, enhanced by a vox speaker. "Breakfast's up! We're getting extra mashed potatoes for today, too!"

...Of course. If there's anything that can stave off the depression of impending demise for Cavefish, it's the promise of extra helpings. Almost like Kyoko in a way, except, you know, seven feet tall and has muscles on top of her muscles.

How do you respond?

[]Some other time, Cavefish. I'm brooding here.
[]Hold on, let me get ready.
[]Pretend to be asleep. Maybe she'll go away if you stay quiet long enough.

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HA HA
FINALLY TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS

>>31753054
>[x]Hold on, let me get ready.
Good morning.

>>31753054
[x]Hold on, let me get ready.

>>31753054
[X] Hold on. Let me get ready.

Malal wouldn't stand for anything less. Also, it's doing something other than moping.

>>31753054
>[X]Some other time, Cavefish. I'm brooding here.
With those exact words.

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>>31753054
>[X]Some other time, Cavefish. I'm brooding here.

I want to see Yuma get dragged out of her room.

>>31753054
>[]Hold on, let me get ready
Not a morning to be alone.

>>31753096
I was thinking about that, but it would be out of character. She's still got friends.

>>31753054
[x]Some other time, Cavefish. I'm brooding here.
Its an important activity that demands respect.

>Walpurgisnacht interlude
>itshappening.jpg

>>31753114
Not necessarily OOC. As just mentiohed, she does have depression.

[x]Some other time, Cavefish. I'm brooding here.

>>31753054
>[]Some other time, Cavefish. I'm brooding here.

>>31753054
>[X]Hold on, let me get ready.
is good to see MGNQ back
hope Deculture is better

[x]Some other time, Cavefish. I'm brooding here..

...Did anyone else think the OP pic was a little flower monster thing at first?

[X]Hold on, let me get ready.

>>31753147
Actually, my brain keeps flipping it back and forth, and it's giving me a headache.

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>>31753054
Is this Cavefish?

>Walburger Night time.
Time for Heuheue and suffering.

>>31753170
Holy crap, it's Yuu after learning Hokuto no Ken!

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>>31753170
TELL ME HAVE YOU SEEN THE MARVELLOUS CAVEFISH

>>31753054
[x]Hold on, let me get ready.

This is the official second-half of MGNQ, right?Welp, the time of pancakes and harems has come to an end. It's all suffering from here on out.

>>31753054
[x]Pretend to be asleep. Maybe she'll go away if you stay quiet long enough.

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Thank you for your patience and participation everyone!

The first voting period is closed!

>>31753199
This is a flashback.

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>Next thread
>Walpurgisnacht breaks in
>30 April
>Actual Walpurgisnacht
Oh god. I didn't see it coming.

>>31753226
tfw Walpurgisnacht is my birthday

>>31753226
I'd be impressed if Decu was just rusing us so he could let that happen.

>>31753226
I thought it was amusing.

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>checking archived threads
>last threads are tagged 'Midori' in quotes

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>When you found out that your parents both killed themselves shortly after your contracting, you merely accepted the news with a straight face before breaking down into laughter. Kyoko had to stop your melee drills and take you to one corner to sort yourself out before resuming.

Wow.

>>31753275
Too many Shadowruns, really.

But very sweet.

>>31753281
That's okay, if she refused Kyubey was going to have them killed out of courtesy.

>>31753275
SPY
MASTAH

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>>31753296

Oh yea. I forgot about that.

>>31753275
>I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream.

Wasn't Yuma mistreated by her parents, and that's why Kyouko wanted to get her away from them?

Rolled 9

>>31753333
Yyyyyep.

>>31753333
Yeah, why?

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>>31753289
I'm not sure you're cut out for this thread.

>>31753339
>>31753340
Just confirming. Explains the laughing.

>>31753359
I write for fun, I appreciated that particular scene for it's ualities.

The shadowruns I constructed are far too insane to be shared.

>>31753275
Does the person who archives these threads have actual inside information like that, or is he just messing with us due to the rampant suspicion in the previous thread.

>>31753410
Probably the latter.

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>>31753410
>is he just messing with us due to the rampant suspicion in the previous thread

That. Entirely.

>>31753410
It could have been any anon, so either is possible.

Statistically its probably someone messing, but there is a non-zero chance that ut could be a thing.

FWIW, I think it actually is Midori. She acted "right".

>>31753436
That's just what an insider would say to deflect!
Lovely finished drawing.

Anybody have a highres image of The Shooter?

>>31753078 >>31753082 >>31753090

You glance at your smartphone once more, before finally locking the screen and tossing it onto your bed. Another series of deafening knocks - you're pretty sure Cavefish is just punching the fuck out of your door now - and it's here that you yell for her to give you a fucking minute to get ready. It's not the end of the wo--

...

Well, it is, but she doesn't have to be so fucking antsy about it. You got four hours left.

"Alright! Don't take too long, I'll go around and see if the others need a wake-up call, too!"

You shake your head as you hear her heavy - but quick - footsteps thunder down the corridor. Fucking Cavefish, still as energetic as a hopeless newbie even though she's been wearing the suit twice as long as you've been. Which is in this kind of rank, a pretty fucking long time, considering she hasn't crumbled into dust in her own suit just yet.

You stand up and greet your limited edition Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi Volume 1 Cover Poster - personally autographed by Green Green herself, laminated and framed - before shucking off your sleeping gown and lumbering into the shower.

A quick, contemplative wash - whereupon the 'cat ears' in your hair still refused to settle, even after three soakings (an effect of your first ever Magical Girl transformation) - a quick drying-off, and it's here that you begin to sheathe yourself into your Anima Speculum, or more commonly known as a Culexus Hardsuit. Enveloping yourself in its tight, confining comfort once more.

...Probably for the last time in your life.

With the pressure seals in your gloves, suit and boots activated, you hold out a hand towards your helmet, the plain white protective skull-case sitting on top of your closet - and it quickly snaps across the room and onto your gloved palm. Turning it over to glance at your reflection on the smooth, egg-like surface of it, you let out a sigh.

[1/2]

>>31753436
....I'm not sure if this pleases me or confuses me. Chiaki just doesn't seem like bride material.

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>>31753359
You want Paranoia? I will give you Paranoia.

Chiaki is Homucifer. This is the reason Homucifer why we didnt have Homucifer appear other than in the flashback. Because we are her.

Also, there are only three people in this Universe we know of who have the power to make people forget this hard: Malal which we already confirmed didnt do it, that one Pleidas Saint who can rewrite memories, but the saints dont seem familiar with Murderface and finally Homucifer.
Remember how the three Stooges told us that to save Madoka we need to end Homucifer? Because they didnt know that Homucifer and Chiaki Matsuda are the same person. Homucifer made herself forget and then sealed her memories somewhere deep inside her, where we cant reach her. This is also why one of the mirrors is empty.

Its probably part of Homucifers grand scheme. We are literally the Magical Girl Satan and forgot about it, guys.

Enjoy your shadowruns.

>>31753275
>>31753410

I have zero inside information, I just take what I read in thread and conjure up something which is, hopefully, not a blatant spoiler.

>>31753436
Maybe a little bit of this as well.
Just a little...

>>31753480
So how do you explain the seeing with Haruka, where we saw Homucifer?

>>31753480
But Homura did nothing wrong

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>>31753475

Four hours until you buy the farm and you haven't even earned the right to paint a skull on your helmet.

For fuck's sake, it's not even really that hard to do so, when you get right down to it - you just needed to send your psychic presence physically across time and space, long enough to see how a friend of yours dies in the future. It doesn't really matter which friend it is, just that you manage to get that vision and be able to hold onto it long enough to show another Culexus, who will vouch for you.

You've already done that, actually. Enough times to get physically ill.

It's just that for all those times, all you saw was Malal, dying a death she clearly didn't deserve.

And there's no way you're going to show that to anyone.

Because it's not real. It's not even going to happen.

Because if anyone is strong enough to get through this alive, it's her.

And you're not going to jinx her or get her off her game just because you want a fucking skull on your helmet.

...Well, enough time spent navel-gazing, you have four hours left to enjoy. You cram your helmet down on top of your head, wincing as the tight fit pulls slightly at your hair - and with a hiss of activating air scrubbers and pressure seals, it affixes itself tight to the rest of the suit. Your retinal display blinks to life, showing your heart rate, blood pressure, and the most recent chirps made to your account. You blink all of these away, before turning to the door, and making to open it for Cavefish.

You stop, though, as you see the reindeer mascot onesie that Kyoko bought for you some weeks ago. During that...Maximum Christmas Secret Santa thing.

[]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.
[]Wear it for the rest of the day. See if you can get a laugh or two out of Cavefish, or even Malal.

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>>31753478
>Chiaki just doesn't seem like bride material.

Are you crazy? She's the bestest bride!

>>31753500
We saw our true self in the Mirror.

>>31753480
>welcome to introduction to paranoia 101
> babbys first paranoia theory

>>31753504
[X]Wear it for the rest of the day. See if you can get a laugh or two out of Cavefish, or even Malal.

>>31753504
>[X]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.

>>31753504
>[x]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.
Impending doom awaits.

Rolled 3

>>31753504
>[X]Wear it for the rest of the day. See if you can get a laugh or two out of Cavefish, or even Malal.

how is this even a question

>>31753504
>[]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.

>>31753500
Thats not homucuifer, thats ribbon homu - homu at the end of PMMM.

Homucifer is post Rebellion.

>>31753478
Chiaki is the best bride of anyone in the quest, anon.

>>31753530

>Well, it is, but she doesn't have to be so fucking antsy about it. You got four hours left.

Oh yea. We got a countdown to the end of the world.

I should play the proper music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

[x]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.

>>31753504
>[X]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.
it is exclusively for christmas!

>>31753504
[x]Wear it for the rest of the day. See if you can get a laugh or two out of Cavefish, or even Malal.

>>31753504
>[X]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.
The fun stops now

Rolled 5

>>31753542
>Not linking the most appropriate music

Pleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>31753504
>[x]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.
it was funny at the time, but it's not Christmas anymore, that would be silly.

>>31753504
[x]Wear it for the rest of the day. See if you can get a laugh or two out of Cavefish, or even Malal.
It seems fun, an alien concept I know.

>>31753504
>[X]Wear it for the rest of the day. See if you can get a laugh or two out of Cavefish, or even Malal.
Of split mind on this: if we wear it now, an association might be made between the suit and everybody dying.

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>>31753504
[x]Wear it.
[x]Set the mp3-player inside your helmet to something cheery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

>>31753504
stick the reindeer horns onto the helmet, call it a "last-minute upgrade"

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>>31753504

[x]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.
NO FUN ALLOWED!

>For fuck's sake, it's not even really that hard to do so, when you get right down to it - you just needed to send your psychic presence physically across time and space, long enough to see how a friend of yours dies in the future. It doesn't really matter which friend it is, just that you manage to get that vision and be able to hold onto it long enough to show another Culexus, who will vouch for you.

What? Culexus get some sort of future projection ability?

Interesting

>>31753540
Too tired to go back and check, but did the homusquad not recognize the Homura that Chiaki saw during the seeing (which Chiaki decribed) to be Homucifer?

>>31753504
>[]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.

>>31753504
[X]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.

>>31753581
I think we knew that already. Its what QB uses to predict witches and the like. The other officios use other future seeing methods like seers and whatever.

If I recall correctly, Malal for example foresaw the witch in whose barrier Chiaki appeared and sent people there (saving Chiakis life in the process).

Presumably its not totally foolproof though.

>>31753504
[x] Wear it

>>31753630
I suspect that one was outright cheatery, actually.

>>31753504
[X]Give the suit an affectionate pat, go greet Cavefish.

Kyoko is too fucking MAXIMUM to die at least.

>>31753504
[x]Ignore it, greet Cavefish normally

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>>31753504

>>31753649
[X] WEAR IT, YOU CANNOT RESIST

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Okay! Now that the voting period is closed, here's the current progress on our 200 threads Chiaki Paper Doll!

I've got a list of thirty costumes, and many more that I need to add, so I doubt I can take any more requests.

Next on my list is giving her a Commissar costume.

>>31753641
Maybe that specific case, but if it was somehow abnormal for Malal to foresee things like that then people would have called her on it, which implies it was something she could do without cheating.

>>31753685
Awesome!

Is the next thread 200? Or was it the one after that.

>>31753685
Naked Homu when?

>>31753685
Neat. Is Bride Chiaki on the list?

>>31753701
I believe this is thread 198.

>>31753662
hey NECO good to see you
would you were the the reindeer in this situation?

>>31753685
Great, will be waiting anxiously for the next costumes!

And does seeing Chiaki wearing Homucifer's costume somehow tie in to the current shadowruns discussion??? Scary!

>>31753701

Think it's the one after

>>31753702

Never!

>>31753705

It is now!

>>31753685
Plugsuit when?

>>31753716
I think reindeer outfits are basically super adorbs, nya.

>>31753504
>[x]Wear it for the rest of the day. See if you can get a laugh or two out of Cavefish, or even Malal.

>>31753734
And definitely not because reindeer costumes are an M costume.

>>31753722
I'm looking forward to deito dress.

>>31753685
It looks good!

>>31753722
>It is now!
So much homu.

>>31753733

Which one? I think she would look really good in Rei's white plugsuit or maybe Mari's pink one

>>31753767
It has to be Rei's so Midori can be Shinji.

It's important, darn it.

>>31753767
None of the above.

Base it on her MG outfit

>>31753767
Violet and red plugsuit, of course.

>>31753767
I would prefer white, but pink would be amusing for obvious reasons.

>>31753767
S is for suffering, so Shinji's.

>>31753722
I want deito costume. Skirt. Blouse. Purse. The works.

Far more important than random cosplay.

>>31753734
But most costumes that are made into pyjamas are super adorbs

>>31753799

Wait, do you mean the outfit she wore to the date with Midori or just design a new date outfit for her?

>>31753814
The latter.

>>31753504

[x]Ignore it, and greet Cavefish normally.

>>31753509
Chiaki's pouting is a miracle of the universe.

>>31753814
I meant the former. I don't think my brain could handle a new deito costume, but I'm not going to say it wouldn't be amusing. Like Satsuki dressed casual was. A shock.

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So Hat, Dan, Decu and everyone else working with him have plans for thread 200.
What about Anon, gonna do something special? Aside from getting plastered, of course.

Pic related for me. Hope to finish this before thread 200

>>31753893
horry shit

I haven't read these threads in a while, did I come in time for THE HAPPENING?

>>31753875
That looks awesome.

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>>31753875

Kinda botched up the positioning there, so here's a fixed version

>>31753893

Amazing~

>>31753893
O-oh my.

>>31753915
It's basically always happening.

>>31753480
That is factually wrong. Malal is / was being haunted by the actual Honucifer.

>>31753999

Before Chiaki appeared in the timeline

>>31754019
Don't get timelines into this otherwise one can asspull absolutely everything

>>31753999
The multiverse is broken enough that these are not mutally exclusive possibilities.

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>>31753999
she stopped seeing homucifer after she contracted if I remember correctly

>>31754019
Thinking about it, if there can be multiple Homus running around this timeline, why not multiple Homucifers?

>>31754036
SO wait if we were haunting Mala as homulucifer then does that means she is haunting us as pinky?

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>>31754032
>TIMELINES
>Is such a thing even possible?

>>31754059
Fucking no, it happened in he middle of the Kharn rescue mission?

>>31754064
Why not multiple pinkies?

>>31754059
Only because of the Culexus suit.

Homus still there, she just cant see her.

>>31754071
No, Faust/Pinky is the looping, universal Madoka, a split personality of Ultimate Madoka. Malal is this timeline's Madoka.

We are apparently not this timeline's Homura, who has been said to exist somewhere. That would imply we're Demon Homura through process of elimination, who we haven't seen show up outside of weird dream-space since Chiaki appeared.

The stuff we heard from the Deagle's spirits implies otherwise, that the "Transcendent One" is a separate entity that we have to destroy, and that there are actually multiple Homura's from other timelines. They still might be mistaken.

>>31754064
Nothing says its impossible, but I would guess for story purposes there is only one Homucifer and only one Pinky.

Those two are (as the Homusquad called Homucifer) transcendent entities and having multiple ones running around would probably be both confusing and even disappointing (would take a lot away of the uniqueness of Pinky for example).

>>31753927
Ponytail Chiaki when ?

>>31754110
my mistake then had that impression for some reason

>>31754136
Well, from a certain point of view the Trancendent One is Chiaki in the sense that all of them are in a way just different incarnations/aspects of one original soul or something bizarre.

I do not however really think that Chiaki is Homucifer in disguise. Why would a superpowerfull "transcendent" being like Homucifer want to become physical/mortal and also forget everything. What would be the point?

>>31754175
>What would be the point?
She realized that everything she did was wrong.

>>31754192
But she knew that from the start.

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>>31754175
Some people get off to that.

>>31754192
In which case she would be far better equipped to try and fix things using her full abilities as a transcendent entity, rather than as a "mere mortal".

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>>31753525 >>31753528 >>31753536 >>31753549

You ignore the reindeer mascot onesie. It was funny back then, and you'll cherish that memory for as long as you live, but it isn't really the time for that. You wouldn't want to make fun of the situation by wearing it, either - although you have the sneaking suspicion that Kyoko would actually approve of it.

Cavefish announces her presence with another series of buffeting knocks - and you open the door not one moment sooner. Had you been any slower, she would've probably broken right through the fucking thing, and you'd have to pay for it to be replaced.

...Not that it's going to matter four hours from now, of course, but it's the principle of the thing.

In any case, it's here that you look up - and up - and up some more, until you're practically craning your head skyward. Yes, Cavefish is that fucking tall - she's fucking filling up your doorway with how ungodly tall she is. Seven feet of pure iron muscle, grit, and a smile that never fades no matter how shitty it gets, or how much life actually shat on her. Malal had told you that she had to build Cavefish's hardsuit from scratch herself, she was that huge.

Make no mistake, though. For someone her size, Cavefish had always been - well, a melee monster to rival Sayaka in strength, Kyoko in speed, and Miss Malal in sheer fucking brutality. If she hadn't been contracted as a Culexus, then she'd have certainly made for excellent Eversor stock - even Kharn herself was impressed by her, if a bit intimidated by her build.

Sadly, Cavefish wasn't much of a Culexus, with barely enough of the aptitude in her to make a Magical Girl throw up. At best, she could give one a really bad case of acid reflux, if she focused hard enough. But Malal took her on anyway, first for the added muscle, and then for her ability to keep a squad together even during times of panic. She became the rock that everyone stabilized themselves by.

[1/2]

>>31754175
A better question.

Who else might want her to?

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>>31754146
Seeing how the karma buildup affected everyone...
>Transcendent Mami
>Transcendent Sallaka
>Transcendent Kyoubro
Even if they haven't had a catalyst like Madoka's True Wish or Homucifer's Love, shouldn't they all be capable of ascending?

>>31754064
If I remember correctly, besides Chiaki and Homucifer, there is at least one other Homura running around. I believe it was this timeline's native Homura.

>>31754226

"GOOD MORNING, YUMA-CHAAAAAN!" The tanned, platinum blonde-haired giant booms down at you, the gleeful grin on her unhelmed face threatening to make you return the expression. Her helmet - a heavily-customized number, with its own skull paintjob AND the jawbone of a shark she killed with her own hands - is tucked underneath one suit-encased arm, the bulging musculature underneath stretching the leather and threatening to rip it apart.

"Come on, quick! Let's get to the mess hall before the others wake up! There's--"

Extra mashed potatoes. You know, you heard her. You shake your head, forcing yourself to smile up at the taller, beefier Culexus. You return her greeting a moment later, after having just remembered to.

"Aw, don't tell me you've got a case of the Mondays too," Cavefish frowns. "Cheer up! It's just the start of the week, and we're going to beat all the sleepyheads on this floor to extra grub if we hop to it! And they're healthy carbs, too, for energy!"

...Sometimes you wonder if Cavefish exists on some other plane of existence other than yours. No one should be this upbeat, four hours into the end of the world.

How do you respond?

[]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?
[]The Mondays? The fucking MONDAYS? Cavefish, in four hours, we're fucked. Who gives a shit about extra mashed potatoes?
[]Other.

>>31754255
>smile. "Thanks, let's go get that grub."

>>31754255
>[x]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?
No need to be a kill-joy.

>>31754255
>>31754265
This

>>31754255
>[x]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?
Yuma isn't a bitch.

>>31754219

I knew there was a reason I liked you

>>31754255

[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?

I kind of want to play up the high-strung Yuma, but Cavefish is too much fun to snap at

>>31754255
>[x]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?
Let's not ruin our final hours by being a stick in the mud too much.

>>31754255
>[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?
I am saddened by the knowledge that Cavefish will soon be no more.

>>31754255
>sharks
>bones
cartilage something something

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>>31754255

[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?

>>31754255
>>31754265
>>[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?
FORCED SMILE IS MANDATORY

>>31754245
Actually, Madoka was the only one who was affected by the karma buildup. Since Homura's wish centered on Madoka, the karma of the previous timelines added up until she was powerful enough to wish for literally anything.

>>31754245
Yes and no.

Madokas ascention is the result of her wish and homus wish interacting.
Homus ascention is the result of Madoka trysting her and her rebellion.

Everyone else is always an exponential power gap behind homu and madoka... though Sayaka is closest because - fairly uniquely - she can tap her witch form for power.

Shes probablu the closest to another ascended form.

>>31754255
>[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?

>>31754294
I'm amused by the amount of buildup for a character that canonically has to die.

>>31754238
Well a bit unrelated to this message specifically, but I went back to the archive and looked at the seeing thread. Its a bit confusing.

First (when the seeing starts), Homura sees a brief silhouette of someone with blue eyes who hates and loathes Chiaki.
There was a picture included.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28101580/images/1383579325333.jpg

Then after the seeing, we see it again, except this time the blue eyed person has what looks like Homucifer with violet eyes floating above her.

Another picture was provided.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28192140/images/1384011546082.jpg

Dunno what that means.

>>31754255
[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?

I am so depressed right now.

>>31754314
Sayaka and Nagisa, since they're dead witches, like all the magical girls Madokami saves

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>>31754175
>What would be the point?

She went into hiding after it became apparent that she no longer is able to suppres Madokami or because Pinky emerged.
Maybe she doesnt have the power to duke it out with Pinky heads on.

Pinkys own forgetfullness may or may not be related to Homucifers power. She herself said that she is not sure whether we are Homura or not. This on the other hand begs the question: If this world has another Homura does Pinky torment her too?
Pinky also seems to be aware that Homucifer exits yet didnt imply whether she dealt with her before or not.

Also, the last appearence of Homucifer was long before Murderface/Chiaki showed up. This is also the reason why Malal didnt tell anyone outright who Murderface is. She KNEW that Murderface/Girl A is in fact the Homucifer that appeared before her in the past. Malal feeds Chiaki with tidbits of Information through the Diary so she doesnt find out about herself.

Game over, man, gamver over.

>>31754255
[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?

>>31754245
They are already dead.

>>31754313
Not quite. Homu was entrusted to be Madokas mortal avatar at the end of PMMM... hence the wings and bow.

Then, she stole some of madokas power in Rebellion. So, Homu is up there in the power stakes.

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>>31754338
Tip for anyone getting the anti-hotlink image: Add a question mark to the end of the URL.

>>31754255
[x]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?
Yes.

How could you call something done out of love, wrong?
It was for and out of love.
AI YO

>>31753799
It's not a purse, it's a manly bag!

>>31754376
Thats not Homura is it (the lower figure)? Homura does not have blue eyes right? Though it does look like theres something vaguely like the shield attached to her arm?

Homucifers chosen champion or something? Maybe the Homura of this timeline that for some reason has blue eyes due to timeline variation and is working with Homucifer?

>>31754255
>>[X]Alright, alright. Let's go get that grub. Just calm down, yeah?

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>>31754255
Using this one mostly because it's still funny.

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>>31754398
Love justifies everything. Especially murder-suicide.

>>31754473
It's paafecto.

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>>31754473
>Love justifies everything.
It can reshape the world.

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>>31754245
>Homus ascention is the result of Madoka trysting her and her rebellion.

I dont agree with that. From what Homura says after she changed abd before the changed it seemed to me as if she transcendent witchdom. This is also implied by the new soulgem/grief seed she recieved.

Think about it, a witch is a being that is made of a girls despair. Incubators assumed that a Witch is the final form of a Magical Girl. Homura accepted her despair instead of cursing the world as a witch. She accapted that despair and lonlyness are facettes of the feeling called love just like hope.

She achieved the true final form of a magical girl. She is the third and final stage of a magical girls existence!

Rejoice, anons, we have witnessed the dawn of a new era!

>>31754238
>>31754356
>Pinkys own forgetfullness may or may not be related to Homucifers power

Its Malal

It's ALWAYS fucking Malal.

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>>31754501

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>>31754501
>>31754473

>>31753226
>actual Walpurgisnacht Night is coming
Ye gad.

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>>31754510
...and then she got rescued.
And then she stole Maddies power
And then she shoved Madoka into her love dungeon.

I have speculations about what happened after that.

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>>31754583
Would you mind sharing with the rest of the class?
With all the details. And pictures.

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>>31754583
>And then she shoved Madoka into her love dungeon.

This is commonly refered to as Love Shack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

>>31754552
Walpurgisnacht already means «The Night of Walpurgis». «Walpurgisnacht Night» is plain retarded.

>>31754646
Double nights.

Really fuckin dark.

>>31754655
We fuckin grim here son. We wear shades at night and the shades have emotionally scarring flashbacks of their own.

>>31754646
>Can't speak German

Plebs.

>>31754701
Get out of here, Doktor.

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>>31754629
>Mami will never imprison you into her fuck cabin
Why live

>>31754717
Nein.

>>31754729
so you can fap to the thought of Mami imprisoning you in her fuck cabin

>>31754510
Bullshit. From Midorin quest:
>The curvy handwriting, again. But less curvy, this time. More hurried, more angular.
>No more timelines left but this one.
>No more second chances left but this one.
>I succeed or I fail, there is nothing else.
>This will be my greatest sin, and I will burn for it.
>But I will smile in the flames knowing that you are returned to us.
>Nothing else matters beyond that.
>...Just...just what kind of relationship did Madoka and your sempai have...?

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>>31754729
never stop believing

>>31754442
lower figure looks like nanoha

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>>31754776
keep your hands on that feeling

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>>31754842
Mumi's well kept secret is that they are not natural.

>>31754842
Who is this?

> Crimson runs in the middle of the night for me
Well that sucks, not like there was a plethora of posters in the thread.

>>31754891

Hair down Mami.

>>31754906
Why would she straighten her hair? It's so wonderful in the obviously natural drills

Anyone have the gif of Chiaki walking in on Midori and Wendy fucking? I need it. For science.

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>>31755000
Have this one as a bonus, for science!

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>>31755015
No one asked for this one

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>>31755067
I might have.

>>31755015
>>31755000
You are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you.

>>31755067
C'mon, even Kharn said that the cat is fine too.
But I'm sure she liked the rabbit better.

>>31755090
MAMI x NECO when?

>>31755140
That's a fantastic question.

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>>31755090
Nevr 4get
Nrvr 5give

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Ramenrump pls go.

>>31755232
I dunno if we put her next to Wendy similarly attired I think she could stay

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>>31754265 >>31754274 >>31754279 >>31754281

You raise both gloved hands in a placating manner. Alright, alright, you tell her. The both of you'll get that grub she's so eager for. But maybe she could relax just a bit? The mess hall's just down the corridor, anyway, so there's no need to rush.

Cavefish blinks down at you in silence for a few seconds, as if your appeal for calm and sanity had only just begun to sink in - before she laughs and gives your shoulderplate a hard, comradely slap. "Hah! That's the Cat-ears we know and love! Good on ya for not fallin' into the funk that everyone's just drowning in lately!"

You steady yourself against the doorjamb, before checking to see if she's dislocated your shoulder. ...Doesn't feel like it. You shake your head, before looking back up, smiling behind your faceplate.

Well, she shouldn't blame the other Culexus, really, you start. It isn't like there's no good reason for that funk, in and of itself. If anything, at least they're just moping around instead of...well, defecting to another Officio or something, or making a break for the Seventh.

It's here that her nickname for you sinks in, as well. Cat-ears? She's never going to let you live that down, is she? Even now?

"But it's really cute!" Cavefish giggles - truly a sight to see and hear, considering that she can probably lean down and eat you if she's feeling that peckish. "Even Miss Malal was laughing in her helmet! Well, she sounded like she was gargling mouthwash or something, but there was definitely a reaction when she first saw you!"

You let out a sigh, but it's more theatrical than an outright gesture of exasperation. You've tried again and again to get rid of the 'ears' that your hair had decided to form whenever you went unhelmed. You thought it was just static, or simply something that could be washed away with expensive shampoo and conditioner - but no matter what you did, those tufts of hair kept lifting up in the shape of cat ears.

[1/2]

>>31755208
>Nevr 4get it was the fault of the people who voted to give a big long rant full of information
>Nrvr 5give those idiots who try to make Chiaki look like a tool
ftfy
We already got our revenge. Make like an ice queen and let it go.

>>31755250

It's earned you enough giggles sent towards your direction, especially during basic - as well as the rebuke of Miss Malal herself, until she learned the truth. You learned to ignore it by just keeping your helmet on as much as you could, and simply opting to push your visor up whenever you needed to take a breather from your helmet's retinal display.

You realize now that any other day, you'd have insisted that Cavefish forget the nickname ever existed, to address you by either your former name, or your suit name - but with only four hours to go until you go to the big Deli Heal Agency in the sky, it doesn't really matter all that much, does it?

"W-well, I guess if it really annoys you, Yuma-chan, I'll stop calling you that." The seven-foot-tall Culexus smiles bashfully, knuckling her forehead with one massive, gloved fist. "I know how it feels, being called an annoying nickname, even by your friends. They think it's some kind of cute pet name, but it really just rustles your jimmies something fierce, but you can't say anything because you're friends, and--"

You hold up another hand, and shake your head. Cat-ears is fine, you tell her. It's a cute pet name, and it's silly of you to get upset by it.

"Really? Hah!" Cavefish's eyes light up, along with her grin. "Alright, Yuma-chan! From now on and forever, you're my Cat-ears!"

...Yeah. That sounds okay.

Now, how about the both of you go on ahead and grab that grub?

"Sure! Let's go, before the other dildoes come to their senses!"

And so you do. Closing your quarters behind you - leaving behing the reindeer onesie, your Magical Girl costume, and your MM x MM memorabilia - you make your way towards the Culexus Floor Mess Hall, side-by-side with Cavefish.

[2/3]

>>31755244
But then she wouldn't be holding the leash.

>>31755250
>Well, she sounded like she was gargling mouthwash or something
Jesus, why am I getting hard.

>>31755264

Walking with the older, taller girl in times like these had always made you feel like...well, the sidekick. The best friend instead of the protagonist. It's not hard to see or understand why - Cavefish is fucking strong, fucking ripped, and very...simple, too. Not stupid simple, just uncomplicated and without guile, without deception. One of those few people without a dishonest bone in her body.

Then again - and you feel just the slightest guilty thinking this - you could probably take her if you wanted to. Malal had indirectly taught you how to blow out someone's Soul Gem, and you've been practicing on the small, one-shot liquor bottles you've been stealing from your airplane rides. They're not anywhere close to the real thing, but you can reliably sight where they'd be on a person and burst them with a pulsed thought, even during sparring, or from a distance away.

Yeah. You could take Cavefish if you wanted to. Just blast her Soul Gem into pieces while she's about to break you in half. See the light in her big, friendly eyes go out as her soul vaporizes into nothing--

You blink from behind your helmet's faceplate, before shaking your head.

Stop it. Just...stop it. There's no sense thinking about shit like this, you'll ruin your appetite for breakfast.

...Not that it'll taste like anything but ash by the time you're eating, anyway.

The Incarnation of Despair bursting through into realspace and fucking everything up in less than four hours kinda steals the gusto from any meal.

[3/4]

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>>31755244
Is this similar enough for you?

>>31755255
...That's exactly what I meant.

But that drawing was one of the few highlights.

>>31755292

After a few more moments, you make it to the mess hall. Just like Cavefish predicted, it's empty and quiet, with the remaining members of your rank having decided to just sleep in until deployment. The only activity you can see are from the overhead TV monitors set to display the international news channels, as well as the automated conveyor belt that wound around the room carrying small plates full of covered, untouched food.

"Come on!" Cavefish all but squeaks in excitement, dragging you to the nearest table and pulling out a chair for you before taking a seat herself. Her helmet is dumped on the table with a solid, metallic thunk, its skull paintjob permanently fixed into a toothy grimace due to the jaw wired to its base. More clicks follow shortly after that - the noises of Cavefish taking plate after plate from the conveyor belt, soon filling the table between you of individually-plated breakfast portions.

Is she seriously going to eat all of these...?

"Of course not!" Cavefish looks hurt. "Some of them are for you, Cat-ears!"

Ah. Right. That's...yeah. You'll try to eat.

The moment you do so is the moment the news catches your eye. It's a report in English, describing how five category-five supertyphoons have been discovered to have developed over five different countries, all at the same time, and how the governments of each country are scrambling to evacuate the affected areas.

So it's...it's supertyphoons, now? That's the best the mutant cats came up with?

"Well, it IS effective," Cavefish replies, and you blink to see her talking with her mouth full of mashed potatoes. "People want to get out of that kind of thing really quickly. And - mph - it's better'n telling them that a really big and ugly Witch is coming, right?"

How do you react?

[]Address the elephant in the room. "Why are you so calm? You do realize what today is, right?"
[]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."

>>31755318
>[x]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."

>>31755318
>[X]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."

It's obvious she's nervous too, but wants to enjoy what little time she has left.

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>>31755310
That's Dan Kim for you, suffering made cute and cute things made suffer. Also butts.

>>31755318
>[X]Address the elephant in the room. "Why are you so calm? You do realize what today is, right?"
Come on, she is not Murderface.

>>31755318
[X] just eat.

The second is just hilariously naive. How is telling people that today is the end of the v world's going to help?

And there's no point in blowing up at Cavefish.

>>31755318
>[x]Shrug, and start on breakfast.

>>31755318
[x]Address the elephant in the room. "Why are you so calm? You do realize what today is, right?"

>>31755268
that's half the fun! they could both be tugging on hour leash that's held by Chiaki. Or Mami could be holding all three leashes

>>31755318

[X] >>31755376

>>31755318
>[]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."

We're acting just as 'calm' as she is.

>>31755353
Ah shit, I knew I forgot to craft something.
Chiaki hasn't been officially appointed as the Ninth Warmaster yet, right?
I'm contemplating on whether to put The Shooter emblem on the Warmaster cap I'll customize or just put skulls on.

>>31755305
Well I was hoping they would both be dressed like Wendy and leashed
Shared hardship builds familiarity after all

>>31755318
>[x]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."
Why does Cavefish have to die?

>>31755318
>[x]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."

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[x]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."

I wonder what it would be like when we decide to let people know about the things that make people kill themselves.

>>31755439
Because she like many is too good to survive in this world
We can only hope that at this time, Madokami still spirits away girls souls before they die and are consumed by the evil alter ego that makes a mockery of everything she wished for

>>31755318
>[X]Address the elephant in the room. "Why are you so calm? You do realize what today is, right?"
I'm curious

>>31755430
Well, both were dating Murderface at some point. That's plenty of shared hardship.

>>31755475
Pretty sure they just get their soul gems all busted up.

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>>31755429
Would you consider a golden katana, too?

>>31755318
>[x]Shrug, and start on breakfast. "Maybe people will actually react better if we told them the truth."

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Without the details, it looks like a goofy sort of pirate costume...

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>>31755624

>>31755542
Golden cutlass
Go with the pirate theme

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>>31755641

>>31755542
I've actually started on the Golden Katana. My biggest concern for it is hand painting the dragon on the sheathe.

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>>31755708
>Golden cutlass

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>>31755736
Benevolent Overlord will be pleased.

"Hahaha wow, that's fucking awesome" -Deculture

>>31755768
Haha. I'm glad and a bit scared now, hope I don't fuck it up badly.

>>31753893
Nothing as impressive as Dan, Hat, or this Anon but I have something ready. Possibly something bigger if I finished Yuu by thread 200.

>>31754166
>Hat-chan
>pony tail Chiaki
Hahaha~

>>31755340 >>31755351 >>31755427

You shrug here, before flipping your helmet's visor up and starting on your breakfast - a plated portion of scrambled eggs. Everyone knows you've got a dim view of the whole 'lying to the world about the existence of Magical Girls' thing - but with it not just being a cover but actually part of the modus operandi of the First Officio, there's not much you can actually do about it but play along. But wouldn't it be...easier, if people knew about you and accept you? Sure, people get out of the way of supertyphoons well enough, and that's convenient in getting the potential body count low, but is the convenience worth it?

Cavefish blinks as she crunches down on a mouthful of bacon, and she swallows before replying. "Er...yeah? I mean, it's common sense, right? If we have to explain to the entire world in general what a Witch is, then they'll want to find out where they come from." She taps on her reinforced breastplate, basically just a slab of ceramite welded onto the leather. "Pretty and sparkling Magical Girls! And where do these Magical Girls come from?" She gestures towards you with both hands, mouth in a wide, open smile, gloved gingers wiggling.

...Incubators?

"Aliens! Freakin' aliens, Cat-ears!" The tall, musclebound blonde shakes her head, before reaching over and snatching more plated portions from the conveyor belt. "Everyone'll start panicking, for one, scaring each other out of their minds, screaming that aliens are takin' over. Then those who're calm enough to think about it are gonna be tinfoiled the fuck out, thinking that their governments are being controlled by aliens all along, and these aliens control young, pretty girls and turning them into killin' machines."

[1/2]

>>31756097

Cavefish pauses here to polish off three plated portions of mini-sausages. "And the rest who's left - the rest that's stopped to really, really think about what they just found out? They'll be rounding up the rest and goin' on a crusade to 'free the world from the alien menace', puttin' guns in people's hands and shooting everyone up that's got a sparkly stone in their hand. Doesnt't have to be a Soul Gem, just something shiny and sparkly enough."

She drains her glass of iced tea. "After that, are they still going to be evacuating on time, Cat-ears?"

...But all of that's just plain assumption! She doesn't really know if people'll really act like that--

"People do stupid stuff when they're scared of something," Cavefish nods here. "I know how stupid they can get, too. I don't need to see as far into the future as Miss Malal to know that."

Hnh. Maybe...maybe so, but...there has to be a way, you insist. Magical Girls can't just pretend to be cosplayers all their lives--

"It's been working so far, honestly." Your fellow Culexus shrugs her massive shoulders again. "And the Incubators're happy. I don't see the point in trying to fix things when they're not broken."

You frown here, and open your mouth to offer your rebuttal - when a slight beeping inside your helmet cuts you off. You blink here, before holding up a finger at Cavefish, and then flipping your visor closed.

[2/3]

>>31756110

Your retinal display comes alive once more, and you blink again to see that it's muted your vox-speaker to the outside word. Private vox only, your display read. No one will be able to hear what you're talking about, or who you're talking to.

And the one who's initiated the private vox contact is none other than Malal herself.

"Omegon?" The Culexus Rank Leader's vox-corrupted voice is a bit cleaner through the actual vox, but still harsh and emotionless. "Oh, you're up. Good, I'll need you to run a few errands for me."

Oh. That's...great. Sure. Yeah. Last few hours of your life here, and you're going to spend it running errands. Perfect.

"Glamorous, isn't it?" Malal chuckles. "How's your last breakfast taste like?"

How do you respond?

[]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?
[]Is this how everyone gets through days like these? With gallows fucking humor?
[]Stay silent.

Rolled 2, 2, 9 = 13

>>31756132
>[x]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?

We can do gallows too... poorly

>>31756132
>[X]Is this how everyone gets through days like these? With gallows fucking humor?

>>31756132
>[]Is this how everyone gets through days like these? With gallows fucking humor?

>>31756132
[X] Tell her it tastes good.

I'm taking the "don't be a bitch to people who are about to die" option.

>>31756132
>[x]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?

>>31756132
[X]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?
The gallows humor thing is a given, why even ask

>>31756132
>[x]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?

>>31756132
>[]Is this how everyone gets through days like these? With gallows fucking humor?

>>31756097

An M-COM unit would be an extremely inconvenient wild card to deal with, especially during an intense mission.

>>31756132
>[X]Stay silent.
Start sniffling.

>>31756132
"Like orgy in my mouth."

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>>31756030
>Possibly something bigger
R-real life ogre arms?

>>31756132
>[X]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?

>>31756132
>>[x]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?

>>31756132
>[X]Tastes like I'm going to die in less than four hours, Miss Malal. Now, what do you want me to do?

>They'll be rounding up the rest and goin' on a crusade to 'free the world from the alien menace', puttin' guns in people's hands and shooting everyone up that's got a sparkly stone in their hand.

>"People do stupid stuff when they're scared of something," Cavefish nods here. "I know how stupid they can get, too. I don't need to see as far into the future as Miss Malal to know that."

But that's not stupid. Freeing the world from the alien control seems perfectly reasonable for me and it's not like those alien bastards are benevolent messiahs or something.

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>>31756375
But the Incubators ARE benevolent messiahs. They're trying to stop entrophy.

>>31756375
>Aliens that are trying to prolong the life of the entire universe

Messiahs they may not be, but they're doing it for a pretty damn good reason.

>>31756030
Fuck. Forgot name. I only draw though.
Let's just go with [Ora Intensifies] because it sums things up pretty well.

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>>31756375
>>31756393
>>31756400

>>31756132
[X] complain thatCavefish covered it all in hot sauce so everything tasted like napalm

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>>31756434
He did nothing wrong and you know it.

>>31756451
>your image
>this quest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0

>>31756451
I dunno.

Setting mentally unstable aliens up with recursive and potentially incredibly dangerous wishes and powers with no appropriate safeguards and checks & balances seems pretty wrong in an elaborate and dangerous experiment

Incubators: no sense of right or wrong

>>31756393
>>31756400
>>31756451
IIDF, pls go.

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>>31756512
Oh please. What's the worst that could happen? If any of them grow too powerful, we'll just seal them away or something.