"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!""Time and time again, I have come so close to destroying Samurai Jack. Yet time and time again, he has escaped my wrath!" I slammed my fist against my fiery walls, "But this time, you will not fail me... it is clear none of the fools of this future-present era can defeat Jack, so sending a message to me, Aku, the ancient evil many years past, I have beseeched myself to send you here, into the future! Where you, one of the greatest warriors of millenias past can defeat Jack!"You looked up at me with a look of annoyance, an imputent look asking to know what you'd get."ALSO! My employment includes dental and a retirement plan!"You nod and ready your...>Katana, you were a samurai who met no equal>Guns, you were the scourge of wild west>Daggers, you were an assassin both legendary and unheard of"By the way... before you leave... are you a boy-child or a girl-child?"You sigh, pulling down your mask and revealing...>Your masculine stubble>Your feminine lipsShort Samurai Jack one-shot. Let's have some fun.
boy with guns. manchild with stubble ho
>>31740784>Your feminine stubble
>>31740784>Guns, you were the scourge of wild west>Fucking robotX-9 was cool as shit.
>>Katana, you were a samurai who met no equal>Your masculine stubbleWe mirror battle now
>>31740784>Guns, you were the scourge of wild west>Your feminine stubbleIt was a short and bizarre period of fashion in which women would wear fake beards.
>>Guns, I'm the scourge of the Wild West>>My Feminine Lips
>>31740784>Daggers, you were an assassin both legendary and unheard of>Your masculine stubble
Gonna have to go with the feminine stubble. Ooh, and lets dual-wield bladepistols so that every single weapon is selected
>>31740784>>Your masculine stubbleI want to play Samurai Jack not Samurai Jackie, come on.
>>31740784>Guns, you were the scourge of wild west>Your feminine lipsblack widow this shit up
>>31740784Guns and robot.
Your feminine stubbleGunz
>>31740784>Guns>StubbleEveryone knows a girl can't beat Jack, they just fall for his awesomeness. Like Aku did when he turned into a chick and tried to beat Jack.Also, now I'm sad we'll never hear Mako Iwamatsu do voice work again. Thanks Quest Op.
>>31740784Guns. Stubble of either the masculine or feminine persuasion.
I vote for androgynous.Aku stares blankly as we reveal our face, but not our gender.
You nod and ready your guns, before taking off your mask revealing your androgynous features..."That doesn't answer my question at all."You put your mask back on."Well, no matter! Whether you are a boy-child, a girl-child, or a boy-girl-child, your skills are what I have hired you for! Look into my portal and watch your pitiable target, who knows not what pains he shall soon SUFFER!" I, Aku rip open the flames on my wall, revealing my magical scry. Samurai Jack walks along the vision, the limp-armed fool that he is."I will send you to him, but make your preparations first... and if you are indeed a girl-child, then SHAVE WHY DON'T YOU!? THIS ISN'T WHATEVER ERA YOU CAME FROM!" I, Aku in all of my infinite kindness toss you a razor. You catch it and stick it into your pocket.Leaving my lair, you go into my city below to make your preliminary preparations...>Find a vehicle of the era>Find some guns, the future has to have something better than what you have>Forget preparing, you travelled years into the future to have some fun
>>31741120>I vote for androgynous.Same here. We can look like a Jojo.
>>31741165>>Find a vehicle of the erado we have magical runed guns?
>>31741165>Find some guns, the future has to have something better than what you haveAlso sound out the shop owner about this "Jack" fellow.
>>31741165>>Find some guns, the future has to have something better than what you haveWe need heavy stuff, like lasers and explosives.
>>31741165>Find some guns, the future has to have something better than what you have>>31741251ABSOLUTELY NO LASERS.Jack will reflect them off of his katana and kill us.
>>31741165>Find some guns, the future has to have something better than what you havephasers, pulse rifles, and M1911A
>>31741273How are we supposed to expect a sword to be able to reflect LAZERS?I realize he'd fuck us sideways with them, I just thought it could be fun.
>>31741354>not Jumanji's huntercome on.
The city is filled with noises, as loud as your time, but artificial, without spirit. Or so you whisper to yourself, unappreciative of my amazing soundtrack.No matter, you find way into a weapons shop guided by the glowing billboards and the flashing arrows on the streets. The owner peeks over at you, he looks like an anthropomorphic cow, you give him an odd look when you enter, he returns it."Another one of 'em retro punk face varmits, come into my shop thinking theys a coooooowboy. Hooooooh." He picks up a glass of milk and goes to drink it.You draw your guns and twirl them in your fingers, taking a shot at the glass and shattering it."...okay." The cowman looks at what remains of the shattered glass in his hands, "What do you want."Borrowing the name of the great Aku, you get yourself with as many as weapons as you can carry. Giving the ones you like the look of a test on the ones you don't like the look of, you take a so-called rocket launcher, pistols that resemble yours other than firing out blasts of scorching light, a gun with a barrel like a wheel that lets loose showers of bullets, and a tiny gun attached to a little hand-band that you hide down your sleeve, and some crazy rifle that let's you see miles away through the sight.You leave the shop, in ruins after you make your choices. The cow yells at you angrily as you leave.>CONT
Back in my lair with more guns on you than any man... woman...? Should ever hold, you await my return."Who dares to summon... ah, you're back. Here I thought you'd take a lot longer." All these nifty things in the future and you time-travellers just gloss over them, I swear. You and the Samurai."WELL! Now that you're finally back," Good save Aku, you're the cleverest of clevers Aku, "We can finally DESTROY JACK!" I pucker my lips into a little circle and blow out little rings of light, hovering them over you. The rings spread out over you, and like in the portal that took you forward through time, they whisk you through space...You arrive at a scene similar to the one you saw the Samurai Jack walking in in the vision, a...>Ruined city, destroyed in order to begin building Akuland! My personal theme park!>A desert planet, controlled by mechanical cowboys who make my rule law!>A 'futuristic' race-track. Where I Aku, ALWAYS win my bets!>Write-In
>>31741635>A desert planet, controlled by mechanical cowboys who make my rule law!We are, at some point, going to ask how much we're getting paid for this, right?
>>31741635A tree house city in a verdant redwood forest, hundreds of feet above the forest floor. A full city connected by rope bridge.
>>31741685seconded, but obviously those are verdant cyborg redwood trees
>>31741635retracting >>31741673 and voting for >>31741685
>>31741662>>31741673>>31741685>>31741734Why not combine all of these? Bear with me here:A desert planet where Aku's rule is enforced by mechanical cowboys! And right now they're pacifying the last village (that is also the last patch of undeveloped forest) on the once-verdant forest planet, paving the way for Aku's personal theme planet!But Jack has gotten wind of these nefarious plans and unchecked capitalism, and is now on his way to liberate this world from Aku's dark grasp and ensure that the planet will become lush, free, and prosperous again!
>>31741808Will we be able to learn to jump good?
>>31741839We have a rocket and hopefully a variety of grenades.We don't need to jump good if we can PFR jump oh god I miss Halo PC.
FREE BEEF JERKY FOR ALL!
When the light fades away, you find yourself sitting between what looks to be leaves and branches. You go to push some of the leaves out of the way, but manage to stop yourself in time as the skin of your fingers is cut by the edge of the green. Carefully, you reposition yourself and make a leap off of the 'tree' onto the floor below, a small clinking noise comes out from under you when you land.You turn around to see where I have brought you. Many years ago, this planet was a beautiful luscious forest filled with redwood trees. The citizens lived in harmony with nature in a city above the tree tops, but I Aku, in need of paper during my emotional poetry decade demanded all the trees cut, and the men grounded.Oh they rebelled, but my monkey-minions defeated them. To make them content, I rebuilt their cities in red metallic spires and steel-waste leaves, but unthankful and unruly, they continued to conspire against their kind master! And so, to this date they live in the lower crusts of civilization.Soon, the fool Samurai will come in his foolish attempts to foolishly liberate those foolish fools!"You must be Cowboy... girl?" A monkey approaches you, the top of his head has been sliced off and replaced by a brain in what looks to be a reversed goldfish bowl, "Well whatever. Master Aku told ooks he'd send you! We are yours to command! Ook-ay?">CONT
>Find some guns, the future has to have something better than what you haveall i want is one of these. you can grab whatever else you want: lazor guns, carbines, assault rifles, high caliber revolvers, whatever. just please get us a good combat shotgun.
"We stand well off the ground below, nearly untooksable! The only way up is through the bananavators built into every spire, but it would take a traitors for those men down below to get ooks here! You see, it takes this key card to get access, and certainly no man would be so foolish to climb the near mile-high distance of a spire!" The monkey explains.INDEEEED! I Aku, have trapped the towering trees with spikes so that anyone climbing would be impaled on them!You look down the side of the tower onto the genius trap below, "Couldn't someone use those spikes as footholds?""Well, yeah. But..." The monkey answers, "Hm. I guess so yeah."Where's Demongo, him and his stupid ideas."Well, tell me what you need!" The monkey hops on one hand and salutes you with his tail.You may want some knowledge before you come up with a plan.>Ask for information on the original residents of this place>Ask about the monkey people>Ask about the adjacent land>Ask about Jack
>>31742151>>Ask about Jack
>>31742151>JackWe know very little of the man we've been asked to kill.>adjacent landThis is where Jack will likely receive aid from.
>>31741988I'm sure all of your subjects appreciated the deep thought represented by that poetry, Aku.>>31742151>Ask about JackIt helps to know a thing or two about who you're supposed to kill.>Ask about the adjacent landAnd any possible allies.
>>31742151>Ask about Jack
>>31742151>Ask about JackWe need to know about our enemy.>Ask about the adjacent land>Ask for information on the original residents of this placeAll information about potential targets or enemies.
>>31742151Aku was never one for making SMALL spikes
"Jack eeeh?" The monkey hops back on his feet, and scratches at the dome encasing his brain, "He's a real samurai guy. He's got this sword sees, and he's bananas with it. Real shim-sham-blammy-blam-cling-clang-bang. One of those one-man armies."Yeah yeah, just keep on talking good about him."I hear he can reflect lasers with his sword and cut through any metal! He's invincible!"Perhaps I should stop sending laser-wielding metal robots after him... no.You look at your guns and think over which ones would best suit the job. You've never fought any 'samurai guy' before, but you've killed plenty enough men that people said were invincible, "What about the adjacent area?""Ah, just trees and dirt. Also a roost of flying boars in the mountains over there," The monkey gestures into the distance where you see a snow-peaked mountain, "BUT I'M SURE THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT COULD TURN OUT BADLY FOR US."I put them there, HAHAHAH! When the winter leaves food scarce I have them fly over top the locals so that they can stare at them hungrily but never catch them.With the information in mind, you think to formulate a plan for dealing with Jack>He'll come by flying pig, you'll prepare a firing squad to knock him out of the sky.>He'll surely scale the side of the tower, your childhood rock-climbing practice will make it an ideal place to fight>Invite him through the elevators alone, you can defeat him in the tree-top cities when he's isolated>Write-In
>>31742607He doesn't know we exist, or where we are.Find a nice secluded spot, and see if we can't use this "sniper rifle" to good effect.
>>31742607Have the elevators shut down.Send Monkeys to capture/kill the flying boars.We will fight him on the spines, and the monkeys will provide aerial support!
>>31742607>He'll surely scale the side of the tower, your childhood rock-climbing practice will make it an ideal place to fightHave monkeys watch the skies and shut down the elevators. If he's tired from climbing, it'll be easier.
If we wanted to be sneaky, we could find the biggest, dumbest looking yet meanest looking monkey here and appoint him to be leader. Then do something to get him to toss us into prison, where Jack may rescue us. We can then pretend to aid him while getting an up-close inspection of his skills, then attack him when the moment is right (i.e. when everything is set right and he's riding off in the sunset).
>>31742739Can we also be ambiguously lewd towards Jack, so that he's not sure if we're flirting with him or even if his boner makes him gay or not?
>>31742776>>31742739I love it.
>>31742607Changing >>31742730to >>31742739
>>31742762BUT! We can also write down good suggestions for the head honcho monkey to carry out. We can sign them in Aku's name.
>>31742829>Cont.Like the shutting down of the elevators, snipers in hidden places, possible hidden robots posted around to attack Jack in inconvenient hallways and such, etc.AND! Lots of gigantic posters with the pictures of current prisoners to show the oppressed population of the fate of all traitors. The more heinous the betrayal, the bigger picture they get. No executing of prisoners though, and no torturing.By the order of Aku.
>>31742903Also, all the prisoners will be held together in a conspicuous building.
"I think I have a plan. Take me to the biggest monkey you have." You tell the monkey at your side."Ook-ay!"The monkeys descriptions aren't very useful you think, and Aku has given you little to work wi- HEY! That's not true!You never fought a fair fight, no one did where you came from. This city be damned, you'll get your job done even if it means befriending the man and shooting him in the back."Baaah. I'm Monksley." A fat monkey who looked more like a gorilla greeted you at your destination, one of the other identical metallic trees, you arrived there by zip-lining through ropes that connected the spires."Alright, tell the other monkeys that Monksley is boss and spread that around." You instruct the monkey beside you."But Aku is boss.""You're just telling the other monkeys.""But I'd be lying.""Yeah. Yeah you would." You give the order and go over to Monksley, "Here's the plan. Shut down the elevators, get some snipers hidden, set up whatever attack force you have in the hallways. If you have any prisoners, put them all in one obvious spot and make some posters to lead the samurai there. I'm going to sneak in among them and ambush him when he gets there.""Baaah, what?"You take a pause, make your way back to the first monkey and repeat your instructions to him."I got it boss.""No, Monkley's the boss.""Then why do I have to take orders from you!?"You slap the monkey across the face, and go to set your plan to work.>CONT
It seems the monkeys aren't much smarter than apes, but they can at least follow orders. It takes a bit of time and a couple rounds of fire to set them to work but your plan is well-underway.The highest spire in the middle of the city houses a room where the king of the monkey resides, let's not worry about him, he's just some stupid king that doesn't rule over other kings like I, Aku, Master of Masters. The monkeys clean it out before placing loose ropes around your arms and dragging in other prisoners shortly after. To make it look like a prison, they toss some empty buckets and pieces of rope painted to very vaguely resemble whips around on the floor. It's not the most convincing job.Save for the hidden gun at your wrist and your reliable old pistols at your side, the rest of your weapons are hidden away in a little crate at the back of the room, locked down. The key sitting in your pocket. You wait for the samurai's arrival.The three other prisoners they're keeping bemoan their situation, "I just don't know why he needs an entire forest to write poetry!""His poetry sucks anyways."The insensitive inartistic fools prattle on pitifully about their poetic overlord. With some time to waste away before the battle starts, you...>Small chat the prisoners to win their trust>Threaten the prisoners into helping you with your plan>Overlook the city through the conspicuously open window in preparation of the battle
>>31743203"Why does the shapeshifting master of darkness even practice poetry?!"
>>31743203>Threaten the prisoners into helping you with your planThe thinnest cover.
>>31743203>"His poetry sucks anyways."When my time has comeI want none to compliment meNot even youI don't need that sniveling!
>>31743203Beat the other prisoners to death in a melee. Take some wounds and bruises, make it seem like the monkeys regularly beat the prisoners, sometimes to death.
>>31743279Anwar is a tremendous faggot who sucks Neitzsche's cock and wanks to Ayn Rand.
>>31743203>Small chat the prisoners to win their trustAsk them what they're in for.If they ask us, we can tell them that we were enslaved from a backwater planet. Then we started some trouble, and then was tossed in here for our troubles.
>>31743330The poem is angsty and called "Aku," how could I not quote it?
going to go with >>31743389
>>31743389Voting for this
>>31743203> small chatSo. Uh, how bout that evil overlord eh? Monkeys in a forest, not very original am i right?
"Why does the shapeshifting master of darkness even practice poetry?" You ask, trying to break into their conversation. And for your information, it's 'Master of Masters' and 'Deliverer of Darkness'. And SOMETIMES AN IMMORTAL WANTS TO SHAPESHIFT HIS HEART AS MUCH AS HIS BODY."For some reason he wants everyone to love him while he destroys their homes and heritage." One of the heartless prisoners answers."Anyone think he's... y'know... just a little er, flaming?" Well excuse me for BEING ON FIRE ALL THE TIME."So what're you in for anyways?" You ask them, redirecting the conversation."I tried to lead a rebellion and he made me an example." One of them answers, I remember him, he was well-liked until I made him well-forgotten."I found a card for entering the spire that got dropped, and they put me away when I refused to tell them where it was." It seems they trust you already, these fools."I burned down a school." The last answers, "Don't worry, no one died.""I uuh...caused some trouble on some other planet." You answer, keeping a watch on the last fellow."Oh, which one?""Texas.""What?""So you burned down a school right?" You steer the conversation away from you, if they don't trust you yet they can at least trust you more than this other guy.It seems they've all been prisoner for some time and have nothing to say that'll help you with Jack, you talk to them some more as the sun goes down...>CONT
>>31743678We're going to have to kill the ex-rebellion leader before Jack can thoroughly save him.
>>31743756Our mission isn't to keep the planet oppressed, it's to kill Jack.
The battle starts and you watch from the windows, the monkeys on the spire fire projectiles of some substance you don't quite recognize and I, Aku... would rather not say at the incoming invaders. With the elevators shut, the men of the surface ride in on the back of flying hogs. You look between them for the samurai you saw in the scry, but he is not among their numbers.As some of the men start to land, they make their way through the traps laid by the monkey usurpers. Many slipping on banana peels, many others just stepping on through. But their battle is not your battle, and this city doesn't concern you.Although, it DOES concern me. Would it KILL you to give it some thought!?It looks as if the monkeys are quickly being overpowered, the conflict a long time in the making for the men and completely forgotten by the apes. But before things go too far awry, your quarry comes.Cutting through the door into the throne room turned prison, you spot him; Samurai Jack. Top-knotted hair, a thorough glare in his little chink eyes-by the way I find that offensive-and sword in hand, "Come with me. I have come to rescue you." He says.Your fingers curl even though you aren't holding your guns, and you...>Take a hostage as you make way over to your weapons>Sneak your weapons on yourself before following Jack out, playing rescued prisoner>Shoot him quickly, future be damned, all you need is your two pistols and the chaos of the situation!
>>31743851But Jack's power rises exponentially with the number of people in the immediate vicinity that he would let down by losing!
>>31743882>>Sneak your weapons on yourself before following Jack out, playing rescued prisonersay you're raiding the place for weapons
>>31743882>Sneak your weapons on yourself before following Jack out, playing rescued prisonerI'd rather blast him in the back with a rifle then shoot a pistol at his face.
>Sneak your weapons on yourself before following Jack out playing rescued prisoner need to play along for a bit you are not the first bounty hunter sent to kill this guy so your going need every bit of a advantage you can get
>>31743882>Sneak your weapons on yourself before following Jack out, playing rescued prisonerAlthough, he'll probably figure out we're not really a prisoner due to our dangerous look, relatively unscathed appearance, anachronistic appearance, and maybe some of the monkeys being monkeys. But this is fine. This will intrigue him and force him to think about why someone who is clearly not from the future is standing here.
>>31743882"Hang on. I managed to lift the key to a weapons stash off one of the guards. Help me carry these, the people down there could use 'em."
>>31743882Ooh, let's do this:>>31743994
Why would they keep a weapon stash in the same room they keep the prisoners?
>>31744057I think the intelligence of the monkeys is pretty evident to everyone here.
>>31744057Because it's the most secure place to store them to the dumb monkeys?
"Hold up samurai, I managed to pluck one of them keys to the weapons here. Let me bring them to the troops down there and I'll help watch your back clooosely." You tell Jack.Hahahaaaaah! How clever, blending into the prisoners, I was riiiight to hire you."Be quick, there is no time to lose." Jack responds, as you unlock the chest and suit up, the weak little samurai having no idea of what you have in store.When you leave the room, Jack points into the hall where the stairs down would be, "Go that way, it is safe.""What about you?" You ask, a little confused."Their leader is still up there. I must defeat him to bring peace to the people."It seems the monkeys didn't inform you of all the set-up they did, but you can still work with Jack separated from the others."I'll go with you." You tell him."No, it is too dangerous!""Their leader is... intelligent, powerful, and charismatic. You'll need the help." You lie through the skin of your teeth, knowing as well as I do how stupid, fat and distracted Monksley really is."...then I will thank you for your aid." Jack puts his palms together and gives you a bow, the disgusting show of respect he gives you would be enough for me to want to shoot him right there... but I will leave you to your own thoughts.You follow Jack up the stairs, your weapons armed and ready.>CONT
HAHAHAAAH! What awaited Jack... and you I guess, at the top of the stairs was not some mere Monksley, but the grand finale of Jack's life! As you reach the top of the stairs, you see before you the abomination of monkey and machine... The Banananator! Monkley's brain removed from it's shell, and put into a ten feet tall, robotic destroyer!"Daaaah, I boss." The Banananator said in a robotic voice, as it climbed around the top of the spire. The flooring of the mostly spherical roof made it hard to stand, but the robot's OPPOSABLE TOES gave it an edge."I didn't sign up for this..." You mumble to yourself. Jack drew his blade and stood before the steel giant, and you drew the machine-gun you plucked and pointed it at Jack's back.Monksley raised his arms, made of IMPENETRABLE PIPES, REALLY DON'T TRY SHOOTING THEM; and his hands folded inside of them, large banana-shaped blades popping out. He threw both forward, one of them curving at Jack and one of them at you.You manage to avoid the blow by expending some ammunition into the blade, sending it flying off course. For reasons you unfortunately don't understand, HAHAHAAH; The Banananator doesn't seem to distinguish you as a friend. You...>Keep focused on your mission, attack Jack when you get the chance>Decide that I may have betrayed you, despite having absolutely nothing to gain out of it and decide to destroy The Banananator before continuing the mission.
>>31744408>Help Jack beat the Banananator, and once he does a coup de grace pose we blow his fucking head off from behind
>>31744408>Keep focused on your mission, attack Jack when you get the chanceNaw, we're going to end this like a proper weekly villain.
>>31744408>Decide that I may have betrayed you, despite having absolutely nothing to gain out of it and decide to destroy The Banananator before continuing the mission.Gotta keep up the act. But the question is, will we play the game deeper and deeper and try to snipe Jack as he rides off into the sunset as planned, or will we decide to forge our own destiny in this time that is not our own?
>Decide that I may have betrayed you, despite having absolutely nothing to gain out of it and decide to destroy The Banananator before continuing the mission. lets face it the stupid monkeys were not that dependable in the first place trying to kill jack now will only get us killed give it some more time besides if we can travil with him for a time we can allways just stab him in his sleep
>>31744408>>Keep focused on your mission, attack Jack when you get the chanceBecause, come on, what kind of Mercenary do you think we are? We gots to get paid.
>>31744408Now listen, Aku.I like you. I really do.But You've done nothing for me. You tore me out of my own time, ordered me about like a servant, and made no offer of payment.So, unless you explain to me right fucking quick just what it is you're going to do for ME, I'm going to shoot this fucking monkey and may even decide against shooting Jack.
>>31744553He offered retirement and dental, remember?
>>31744553Dental work is expensive for a cowperson dude.
>>31744553Seriously man, good dental.A lot of people would kill for that. Pretty sure including us.
>>31744597We're not a cowperson, anon.
>>31744629>>31744597>>31744579Dental? Eeeh, I'm not sure I'm sold.And retirement isn't a very appealing if we don't live to see it.
>>31744683What? Are you saying you're too scared to work for a all powerful malevolent tyrannical personification of pure evil?Pansy.
You could kill Jack now, but you're not too confident The Banananator will stop it's attack when you do. You turn your guns and fire at the machine, pumping the left pipe-arm full of bullets and blowing it up. Because you're a jerk who doesn't listen to what anybody tells you.Jack runs up the legs of the robot from there, hops onto the arm when it comes to get him off. Running up the pipe he carves it with his blade, and just as it's ready to blow he jumps off.Unarmed but not unweaponized, the robot approaches the two of you... and turns around, it bends forward away from you and a cannon pops out from it's bottom. It begins to fire blasts of molten material, weighed down by your gun and still getting used to the future, you have no time to react to the first shot as it comes at you, but Jack slices straight through it like the liiiittle boyscout he is, sending the split halves of it harmlessly to the side over the edge of the building to fall on whatever unfortunate idiot is standing below it.The following shots are easier for you to avoid. You run around the robot that can barely aim with it's hind facing you, emptying out your machine-gun. Tossing it over the side, you grab your rocket launcher and fire as a piece of robot-gunk comes the same way, praying that your projectile beats its.But you don't have to, Samurai Jack jumps and again cuts through The Banananator's shot, giving your rocket a clear shot straight up through the blasted bottom of the robot.>CONT
>>31744829Don't forget to wink suggestively.
You watch the rocket whiz up into the robot, and you hear a small clunk when it stops. For a moment, nothing happens... seriously? Nothing? I mean, I'm here watching you and I expected a lot mo-The robot explodes, sending the burning fluid inside of it flying in all directions. The cased in brain flies out the top, a little light attached to the metallic bottom of that flashes as Monkley's voice goes "Baaaaaaaah!" as he falls over the edge.You dodge wreckage and waste, but Jack runs straight across the building, he does a slide over the edge, sheathing his blade before he catches the brain container in one hand, grabbing onto the ledge with the other.As the smoke clears, you step out of it. Looking some ominous and foreboding, that I might think you were almost as great as me, Aku!Jack passes Monksley's brain up to you, and you take it, putting it to the side. Then he lifts his hand, reaching out as you bring yours down while smiling and...>Pull Jack up>Reveal your hidden wrist-gun
>>31744930>Pull him up half-way then shoot him.
>>31744930>>Reveal your hidden wrist-gun
>>31744930At the end of the day, does anyone OTHER than Aku actually want Jack dead?
>>31744946agree here keep leading him on right untill we blast his brains out
>>31744930Offer both hands, and then headbutt him and go for our gun.
>>31744930>Reveal your hidden wrist-gunApologize because he's a pretty okay guy. We just need our teeth fixed, man.
>>31744930>pull him up>Ask for a duel
>>31744995apologize AFTER shooting
>>31744998we are a assassin personly i would have waited for him to fall asleep then stab him in his sleep but this is good enugh oppritunity anyways
>>31744930>Pull Jack upWe're playing the long game here, guys. He's probably figured out that someone here doesn't belong and planned all this. We just gotta let him get his guard down and then we snipe him as he rides off in the sunset. Besides, he'll probably try to pull us down if we pull the gun on him. He's in a surprisingly good position right about now.
>>31745028Ah, but he doesn't know that our soft, supple, nubile trap-body contains the strength of a full-grown man!
Ooooh, the look on his FACE!You reach your hand out, and as Jack goes to grab a hold of it, you pull your hand back, tapping the hidden switch on your palm that springs the tiny wrist-gun forward into your hand, pointing it straight at Jack's head."Sorry pardner, I got a job to do."Jack's eyes sharpen on you, he seems disappointed, but not terribly surprised, "I thought you were a better man... woman?"You don't waste time debating him, being the professional that you are. You take aim, confident in your position and pull your finger down on the trigger...When Jack lets go of the ledge! HAHAHAAAH! What a fool, rather than die to the hands of the HAND of AKU, he has chosen to take his own life!You peek over the edge, never letting a kill go until you've confirmed it dead where Jack lands on the back of a flying pig, just in the nick of time, that LUCKSTER samurai!As a second one flies by, you leap off the side onto it's back.The pig oinks when you land on it, but your androgynous figure though fit doesn't carry much weight and you easily adjust yourself, riding it like you would a horse. As the monkeys fall apart down below, you pursue Jack. The humans cheer as he flies past them, they seem to have reclaimed most the castle, but his focus right now is on avoiding you.You draw the sniper rifle, you don't need the distance but it'll make for your best shot on air.>CONT
>>31745231ok who was the idiot who suggested we apolgies to him first?
>>31744930>>Reveal your hidden wrist-gunthere really isn't gonna be a better chance later.
Samurai Jack swoops downward, you see monkeys from one of the adjacent towers to major one along the zip-line to provide reinforcements, but a swing of his blade cuts it loose, not only stopping their aid but also providing you several primate-sized obstacles in your line of fire. You duck around them, kicking one off to the side as you follow. Ooooh, good thing my healthcare doesn't cover distance falls or these monkeys would be in luck!Flying close to the spires, Jack uses the unfortunately large spikes as cover. You take shots at him as he goes, but you don't manage to land a good one. Your blood rushes as you weave trails around the blocks, the extra dimension in the air making it, "One helluva ride compared to horses!" You shout out.Pulling you higher and higher along the spire, he draws his blade and cuts a man-pig shaped hole in the base of floor jutting out of the tower as he goes up, flying through it and letting the panels fall down on you. You smash it with the butt of your rifle, losing the gun and the flooring behind you. You take out your rocket launcher and pursue Jack into the bladed leaves above."What will you do? If you kill me, do you expect Aku to pay you?""HE HAS A DENTAL PLAN!" You shout out, dodging and blasting away the canopy."He lies! Have you seen his teeth!?"At the highest top of the trees, Jack runs out of places to hide. With the moon in the backdrop, you finally have a clear shot at him.>Shoot Jack>Let him go
>>31745407>Let him goGun aimed at his head."Well," *lower gun* "he IS kind of a douche"
>>31745407Damn. He's got a point.>Let him go
>>31745407Take the shot, but look conflicted as you do so.I've been in the military. I've seen that excuse for "full dental."
>>31745407>Shoot JackHis teeth are pretty white. I think?I just want to play a bad guy that follows through.
>>31745458Bah, never mind. Shoot his head off.
>>31745407>Shoot JackWe have seen his smile, and it is immaculate!
>>31745407ah damn it why did you have to yell what aku was paying us? ruined a good sob story right thare incase the jack gets us at sword point in anycase shot him anyways aku has some vary nice sharp pointy teeth those will be usefull
>>31745407>>Let him go
Don't let Aku see this, but let's be ready to kill him too, then we can take over his empire
>>31745445>>31745481>>31745482>>31745485>>31745498This is the best choice, but we all know some bullshit is going to save his ass at the last second.
>>31745567>>31745575Well, if he escapes, then we clearly know that Aku is a fool and needs to be replaced. We can then take over the fringes of his territory, staff them with our own people, and then carve a bloody swath through his main territories. Then we'll have an empire AND the top dental care that comes with it (for free!).
>>31745638hey HEYdon't let him see our fucking plans!
>>31745647>Implying he can't see beyond the shadowy veil already.Nigga's made of the shit.
>>31745638>Tell the monkeys to follow a new boss, not Aku>Kill new boss>Declare ourselves new bossMy god, you were planning this all along.
You take the shot, the biggest shot you've ever fired with the biggest gun you've ever held. The rocket flies straight at Jack, and he pulls out his sword, lifting it and getting ready to cut straight through...And you draw your good old pistol. Jack cuts through the rocket, but in the moment that his sword is down from the swing, you shoot him twice in the chest.He topples backwards off of his flying pig, and you shoot the swine just to play it safe before pursuing Jack down just to make sure.The samurai's body falls down through the canopy first, getting sliced up by the bladed leaves as he goes down. He slams into floor of the raised city, and you land beside him, kicking him firmly into the side down the hole he'd cut earlier.You watch him hit the spikes as he goes down, before getting back on your pig and pursuing him. Personally, I think the little hog needs a name for being part of the operation... Aku... Akupig, yes.You get to the bottom of the spire, and boy is it a long drop. Jack lays beaten and cut up through his clothes into his skin, his hair lays loose and messy. It looks like some of his bones have broken, but somehow he still grips his sword firmly, he still holds fire in his eyes when he glares up at you."Any last words pardner?" You point your gun at him, unmounting your pig."My sword may break, my body may die, but still I will not rest. These words, are not my last."Finish him, FINISH THE SAMURAI JACK!>Shoot>Leave him for dead
>>31745682Well, we can at least make it a bit of a challenge.Aku's a little bitch
>>31745795huh. weird that it only did every other letter.
>>31745748Jack has too much plot armor. Shoot him, watch him die, shoot him a few more times, order the monkeys to burn his body
>>31745748>Shoot him in the sword hand, execute with own weapon.
>>31745748shoot him.once in each lung, once in the head, and once through the heart"Yeah, I sincerely doubt that."
>>31745748>>Leave him for dead
>>31745748>Leave him for dead
>>31745838same here but when you stab him then slice him into fine bits then burn him scatter the ashes into the void
>>31745748>Leave him for deadu guys are edgy
>>31745748>>Leave him for deadthen we can get Aku to hire us again when he comes back, rinse, repeat, set for life
>>31745892>Edgy>Not practicalWe all know what's going to happen if we don't finish the job.
>>31745748also sence this guy has so much plot armor if he can incapasitate us feed him a sob story on how aku is going to kill awere family if we did not do as he sead and kill jack and that he is holding them in a area a week way shold buy us some time to stab him in his sleep
>>31745748>Leave him for deadAku's got it pretty goodly sized empire here, partner. Not gonna insult both of us by asking you to rule it with me. But you got your own vendetta against Aku, and so do I. Stole me from my own time. Tried to kill me. That's just bad business and being an asshole. You on the other hand, did me a solid by saving me from getting squished by the huge monkey. So I'm just gonna make my way around his place, find a few like-minded folks, and wreck up the place. Maybe have a long talk with Aku over what happened here. I think you're gonna do that too, sooner or later.See you at the top, Jack.
>>31745748 >Leave him for deadGotta last more than one episode.
>>31745911We go back to Aku, he betrays us, we get pissed and drunk stuck in the future, Jack hunts us down, we maybe fight but ultimately go our separate ways if we don't try to kill him for bounty.I don't want to kill Jack in his own story, that's fanfiction-tier.>>31745932Christ, guy.
>>31745932Go to bed.Or take your English classes more seriously.
>>31746095nigga, this is OUR story.the story of Joseph, er, Joanne.. er... Joe the cow-person.
You hover your gun, aimed straight between Jack's eyes, and pull the trigger, firing a sh-Wait, what're you doing. Why're you lowering your gun. What, get back here, WHY'RE YOU LEAVING HIM!?You hoister your gun, not finishing the Samurai off, "There other varmits like you running 'round' these parts? Strong cowboys worth fighting?""The scotsman." Jack coughs up blood, "His wife too.""Who's the strongest?""The Guardian... he guards a time portal.""Time portal eh, guess I can run 'round this place a little longer before I mosy on back home." You tip your hat to Jack and leave him there, if he dies it isn't any of your concern, but between flying pigs and men that don't turn tail after the first shot, it looks like this future is a lot of fun. I MEAN, IT IS YOUR CONCERN. GET BACK THERE, YOU HAVE HIM DEAD!"Who are you..." The samurai somehow manages to pull himself up on his knees, balancing with his blade."I had a few names back in the ol' west... but you can just call me, The Cow-"I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY CALL YOU, JUST DESTROY JACK!"We will meet again, Cow-"HE'S RIGHT THERE. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, I HAVE A DENTAL PLAN, A DEEEEEEEENTAAAAAAAAAL PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!Leading along your little piggy, you split ways from Jack, excited for this new world you ended up in, with exciting new beers to drink and exciting new things to shoot.>CONT
>>31746223NO! NOT THE DENTAL PLAN!
>>31746223You're pretty great, OP. Good writing, good pacing, good humor, and you did a good job of incorporating half-baked player ideas.Is this your first quest, or have you run anything else?
>>31746293Dental plans that are given can be taken away. The dentin price must be paid.
>>31746333I think that, if we become a recurring character, our teeth should just get a bit yellower every episode.
It's been months since you met Samurai Jack. The law in the future is a lot more aggressive than the law back in your own time and much more competent, because it is my, Aku's law. Yet, time and TIIIIME again, you've managed to elude them, building up a bounty larger than the biggest of your era ten-fold.If you had any complaint, it's that people never seem to get your gender right. About half the posters call you 'The Cowboy', and the others 'The Cowgirl', and you just can't be bothered to correct them, especially when you'd have to disappoint your admirers. If I had any complaint, it'd be that you destroyed of my cities in a bar fight last week.Your trails have led you to meet some burly fighters and some burlesque dancers, you bumped into Jack another three times, your record is two for him and two for you. In regards to The Scotsman he mentioned, you're up by one, but his wife scares you a fair deal more than the girls back home.Your little piggy is growing pretty big, those glowing vegetables you fed him awhile back probably had a bit to do with it, you're hoping that the ones you ate yourself will give you endowment in the right place, you'd like to make your gender clear."Hey, that's him..." You hear a whisper."It's a her, you nuts." You hear a click."I'll make this easy on you." You draw your guns as the thugs in the saloon get up, "They call me..."And so, life goes on.
>>31746363And on our deathbed, we will see 2 figures: Jack when we could take that shot, and Aku ordering us to kill him.Both have immaculate white teeth
>>31746378Awesome way to tie up the story OP. I didn't expect this to feel so faithful to the show with how you've taken suggestions.Excellent thread, thank you for running and have a good night.>>31746315I searched his trip on foolz, looks like he runs Librarian Quest.
>>31746427>Librarian QuestI know what I'm going to go reeeeaad
>>31746378Thanks OP, great job.
>>31746378Great thread. Thanks OP.
It's oveeer, thanks for playing.I had a lazy day today and someone threw the idea of a Samurai Jack quest up on /qtg/ so I thought, "Why the hell not. Samurai Jack is awesome."Ended up being tougher than I expected, the show really deals with getting a lot done with little dialogue and minimalist detail so it doesn't translate well into quest format, at least not any quest format I can write. /qtg/ ended up being really helpful in giving tips on how to run it though, and I think it worked out pretty decently. I wanted to do it with "you" being Jack and Aku narrating still, but it was an effort in futility trying to come up with a rough outline of decisions to be made that didn't have an obvious answer for Jack since he's such a defined character.>>31746315I run Librarian Quest under the same trip.
>>31746642>someone threw the idea of a Samurai Jack quest up on /qtg/You're all welcome.Don't begrudge me this small point of undeserved pride.
Please sir I want some more.....
>>31746882Read Librarian Quest, it's better.I ain't gonna lie about it, I'm a little bit bothered that in the three hours it ran I probably doubled my average response count in my average Librarian Quest run. They're telling the truth on /qtg/ about OC quests getting ignored more.
>>31746998One-shot quests are best quests. Anyone can get into a one-shot, provided they half-know the source. They're the only tolerable quests on /tg/.
>>31747095you kidding?longer quests have the chance for beautiful player SUFFERING. getting people invested.
>>31748186Longer quests won't be as risky as one-shots, where anything can happen. QMs don't want to lose the playerbase.I admit, I have a soft spot for MGNQ, but eh.
>>31746642This was excellently done. Good show, OP.This could easily pass as an actual Cartoon Network episode, I think.