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You shoot up and rush over to the large device. You wait for it to load and swear violent obscenities at Bill Gates as you do so, then you go onto the message boards and chatrooms. You leave messages starting with “Well, this is just my opinion as a girl” and random strawman arguments which make no sense. You post shock pictures and generally act like an awful person. You lay down after a few hours feeling refreshed and with a certain healthy shine to your skin. “That was quite relaxing.” You note. “Wait! I can do other things with it too!” You realize.

You spend some time looking up the major locations of shrines throughout Japan. If belief is what they eat and this is the end of times then there may be some trick to finding them there. However the major shrines don’t look like they have the physical bodies of the creatures, since no one has mentioned anything about it, but it is a place to start. You also browse the web looking for interesting rumors which- “Browse the web. I am so up to date on modern ideas” Yeah. You look for rumors about mysterious disappearances and strange cults.

You find some vague information about mysterious disappearances on some small islands off the coast of Japan. It seems interesting so you make a note of it, then look around for legendary items but nothing too reliable pops up, and then you shut it down. Now then, you need to make a decision here.

[] Try and investigate these big shrines, go mingle with the little people.
[] Go check out those rumored islands
[] Go with some people, (Smaller group is generally better for being a sneaky git and you are trying to find the god or legend. Seriously, you can’t just kick down the door.)
[] Ask someone for their opinion on what to do because, honestly, we have lost executive decision making purposes.
[] Other, please specify
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My body is ready.

HOLLOW QUEST: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK EDITION

>>31735544
>[X] Go check out those rumored islands
Cults kidnap people and usually have something cool with them Might run into demonic on eldritch artifacts, even!

>>31735544
First, ensure we've poked our share of modsouls for the project. Then, go steal and possibly eat the Imperial Regalia of Japan, since they are real world/mythological swords with public locations

>>31735544
[x] Try and investigate these big shrines, go mingle with the little people.
We should bring best scrub with us, we aren't too good at the talking thing and that might come up.

>>31735544
Modsouls. Then
>[X] Go check out those rumored islands

Japanese gods are boring anyway.

>>31735544
>[x] Try and investigate these big shrines, go mingle with the little people.
I kinda want to go fuck up that snake in the ocean, but I guess we'll go for the littler things first.

>>31735544
>[] Go check out those rumored islands

>>31735681
Sword, mirror and jewel actually. The sword is basically Excalibur

Rolled 93

So check up on mod soul production, then checking out islands has most votes?

Okay, if you want to have anyone go with you then please say so.

Writing now

>Everyone wants to go island hopping.
A-Alright... I guess eating volcano gods is ok too...

>>31735913
The plant.

>>31735913
Jager
plant bro
Great Me

>>31735913
Best scrub, Caede and plant.

What a fucking weird mix that is.

>>31735913
Our remaining scrubs should be invited, along with a captain or two

>>31735913
I hope that roll is a good thing. I really hope that roll isn't going to mean we get attacked by an angel ambush.

>>31735913
>that roll
Either really good or really bad...

>>31735933
I voted for noming the imperial regalia because I read about them recently and its the sort of totally sacrilegious thing I see us doing.

>>31735913
>Plant girl
>Great me and daughter
Jager has stuff to do, lets leave her here.

Smaller is better as far as groups go. Two or three companions are probably the maximum as far as sneaking goes but if you want to be unwieldy that is also fine. Just a reminder.

>>31735963
>angel ambush
Nonsense, that would never happen.

That was Shub-Niggurath noticing and finding us interesting.

Guys we want to be sneaky.

Sin-Fin is sneaky. The plant is sneaky.

Jager and Great Me are very un-sneaky

>>31735995
Changing my vote to take out Great Me and add best scrub.

>the plant
>Ryoko
>Caede
seems to be the group I'm seeing.

>>31735913
Sin-Fin.

>>31736026
Jager is okayish at being sneaky.

>>31736128
She doesn't go around shouting like Fuego does, but she has 0 stealth skills. None.

>>31736003
Minor question: who of the New Court hollows are still around? I've honestly lost track. Might want to add a pastebin of "people with names who listen to us for some reason who are still around"

>>31736149
The fake body thing can make up for a lot of that.

>>31736006
Just watch, our mod soul production is so great it gets out of hand and attracts all the old ones wanting to eat us and our army. We get out of it by marrying Ialdagorth.

Looks like Plant, Caede, and either Ryoko or Sin-Fin are the ones currently most wanted. So Sin-Fin or Ryoko vote assuming no sudden shifts in voting.

Continuing writing.

>>31736170
Might be a good idea at that.

>>31736170
I've have the feeling that the important hollows and shiagami are off doing their own thing and using the shrine as a sort of base of operations. Who knows what they are doing though, probably gathering information or finding allies.

>>31736231
Royoko

>>31736231
Sin-Fin.

>>31736231
You want us to vote here on Ryoko/SF?

I vote ... uh... I'm having a hard time deciding.

Does Ryoko still level up from near-death experiences?

>>31736231
Sin-Fin

>>31736289
She is still a berserker hax as far as you know.

But Sin-Fin has customizable hair styles. It is a big decision, I am aware

>>31736231
Ryoko

>>31736231
Ryoko because I want to see how her attitude towards us has changed, if any..

iirc Berzerkers are demigods in this quest. So she has more in common with us than most of the other npcs. Probably. Not really. I don't know how this shit works.

Sitting this one out, if Ryoko is customizable then I might lean towards taking her though.

>>31735544

Ryoko, Zweity, and Plantbro

>>31736382
I like Sin-fin more, but we haven't gone on adventures with any of the scrubs in a while now. Like several days awhile.

What can the plant even do? Does it have a character sheet?

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Looks like Ryoko has the lead?

Okay, writing with that.

>>31736416
Mostly bitchslap reality around.

>>31736416
Wild card.
Failing that, she can blend in as a large indoor plant very easily.

>>31736521
Give her a shotgun and a crowbar and watch the fuck off.

>>31735876
I thought they lost that in the sea?

>>31736231
>Might be a good idea at that.
Make it a vaguely organizational thing with humorous titles. Sorta like http://pastebin.com/JF2ffFTK & http://pastebin.com/exQdbgRe
But with the careful attention to detail and studious accuracy this quest is known for.

>>31736653
The Japanese government claims they are in three different shrines. They won't show them to the public, and were last "seen" in 1989 when they changed emperors. There were cloths over them though

>>31736416
No one knows, we keep leaving them behind just as a fight starts.

>>31736721
I mean the sword I thought they lost that in like 11something AD. Could be a different mythological sword though. Called the grass cutting sword or something.

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You decide it is for the best if you check out this mystery tiny island people. The big shrines will likely be full of annoying children getting their snot everywhere, and going big right at the start is not always the best idea. But first, you go to check out the laboratory of the shinigami, wanting to get up to date on the Mod Soul production facilities. “Hello small sciency-“ You hold your arms up and scoot back a little as a glasses wearing nofunigami runs past you pushing a cart full of capsules. “Hello sciency people who I will not call small because you seem to be nearly ready to run me over with a cart.” You say looking around the hustle and bustle.

The room looks like Frankenstein’s laboratory, with crackling electricity and strange vials filled with unknown liquid going to and fro. “Risa, what do you want, we are very busy.” The strange voice of that, er, robe guy? Man, we need to get better at names. Calls out.

“Just checking up on the Mod soul plan. Want to make sure I miss none of it while I am gone.” You explain looking over the facilities and pretending to understand any of it.

“We will be up and running soon enough. Don’t worry, I am sure there will be enough mod souls for you to try and modify.” She says shooing you away.

“Well, that was kind of him.” You note. I don’t trust that fellow. “We also though him good for being one of the nofunigami+ and that didn’t turn out well, now did it?” You ask. Still, I mean, come on! Creepy robes! Changing voice! That is not normal!
(1/4?)

>>31736753
Same one. The Japanese government may or may not be lying.

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You agree with “No I don’t” You agree with me and move into the shrine proper. You look around for the group of scrubs you most want to bring with you and find most of them playing Mario Kart. “Caede, Winnipeg!” You say drawing their attention away from the game and allowing Zweity to take the lead. “I have need of you. We are going to an island full of a potential cult of dark gods or something and I sort of want to go in adorable.” You explain and Zweity looks at you.

“I… come?’ She asks.

“Sorry Zweity bitey, you are too unsneaky.” You explain looking around for your other companion.

Zweity looks down sadly, accepting that you said no, but Caede gives her a pat on the head. “It’s okay, I will pick you something up alright?” She asks and Zweity seems to perk up again.

“Kay. Back soon.” She says and gets up to go play elsewhere, and probably cry you monster.

“What? Shut your gob, help me find Ryoko” You command.

You look through the ranks and eventually find Ryoko filling out some paper work. She sighs as she looks over the inventory of the shinigami medical supplies, then at the output, then the numbers, blah blah blah. You slink up behind her and wrap your arms around her. “Hello, best scrub. What are you doing?” You ask.

“My job. Remember I said I would help out here to help with my grandmother’s treatments.” She explains seemingly able to ignore you snuggling against her.

“That sounds fun. Hey! Pretty doctor man!” You shout and you hear a rolling chair slide across the wooden shrine floor and in the open doorway you see the medic captain. “I am going to kidnap Ryoko to go with me to a deserted scary island made of maybe nightmares and chocolate cake. So that cool?” You ask.

“Ah, I can’t say no to you Ri-Chan. Bring me back a souvenir.” He explains lazily holding up his hand.

“W-wait! You are just letting me go like that? But don’t I need to be here to work?” She asks.
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Hiroshi scratches the back of his head, too easy going for a prowork attitude. “Look, the inventory needs to be done, but it can wait till you get back. Plus you might find something useful out there. Ri-chan doesn’t know what rare medical supplies look like right?” He asks.

“They all taste the same when you get high on them.” You confirm.

“See? So just go, see if there is anything you can learn. It is your summer break, a girl should be having fun!” He insists then scoots his rolling chair back to where he was before.

“Fine, I guess. But I am going to work extra hard when I get back!” She points out getting up and carrying you on her back as you refuse to let go.

“Adventure!” You note happily.

You take some time to get packed, you just shoving random objects into your pants, and with some clever sonidoing you get to the shore. It is cold, as expected, and the seas are rough as this world’s never ending winter holds fast. You manage to convince a ship captain to take you to the island. Well, Ryoko does, evidently threatening to eat the family of fishing captains does not endear you to them. “Plus she is good at sailors. Any port in the storm.” You grumble.

“Calling me a slut won’t make change the fact I am better at people than you sensei. Want me to comfort you?” Ryoko asks from the, er, top of the ship? The pointy go direction. We don't totally get how boats work.

UNIVERSAL INSTABILITY EVENT: 93

You feel the boat rock, and, for a moment, you smell the faintest hint of mad gojuice. You sniff the air, walking along the frozen ship. Caede is dressed in a large coat with Winston, while Ryoko is in very little clothing, but she is drinking so that matters. “Sensei? What’s wrong?” She asks looking as you narrow your gaze.
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“I smell something. Something I have not smelled since…” You let that thought hang in the air and just as an adequate amount of dramatic tension has passed a large squid tentacle slams into the deck of the ship. The boat rocks as another pulls itself up and you hear the men shouting.

“Kraken?" Caede wonders looking around then scrunches up her nose in a way that is sort of all the adorable.

“No. It can’t be.” You smile as a massive tentacle lashes around you and hold you high in the air. “Well, as I live and breathe! That you Sid?" You ask just before being pulled into the icy water.

Please roll 1d100 for combat. Best of first five.

Also

First release, Second, or none.
(4/4)

Rolled 43

>>31736887
>kraken out of fucking nowhere
Awesome.

First release

Rolled 54

>>31736887
What the fuck. Go first one for now.

Rolled 45

>>31736887
Sid the motherfucking Squid. Should have known he would be back what with him being fourth in the popularity poll.

Rolled 84

>>31736887

Rolled 76

>>31736887
First.

Since we're underwater, I think that zapping the shit out of everything could be a good idea.

Rolled 20

>>31736887
Gotta say, I didn't see this one coming.

>>31736939
Quick! anyone remember what he can do?

Rolled 23

>>31736991
Um Um UM INK BASED ATTACKS

>>31736991
Be crazy? We kind of left him in a cave gibbering and insane though.

>>31736887
First release

>>31736991
He can be nuts. And squid like. I definitely remember that he can be squid like.

>>31736991
Make a really kickass aquarium decoration. We should try to take him alive, for keeping.

Writing now.

>>31736991
We kinda beat the shit out of him without him doing anything particularly noteworthy. Presumably he can use Ceros,

>>31737040
or even talk him into ripping off his mask.

>>31737170
Maybe he did rip it off and he invested in summoning?

>>31737239
More like someone else let him out and perhaps gave a little boost while at it. He was in no position to do anything when we last saw him.

I smell Loki on this situation.

>>31737277
Last time we saw him he escaped into the desert to be a mysterious wanderer.

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You let out a delightful laugh, bubbles leaving your body signaling the quick end to your laughter at this rate. You shapeshift, the popping and cracking of your bones letting you get and arm free of the crushing fetish instrument, then reach into your pants and- Bloody hell that’s cold! You reach into your pants, pull out your sword, and bite down on it. With a simple command you release your power, your full fluffy tails emerge, born of tails, and made of fluffy, none can “They are getting waterlogged!” You note, though it sounds just like gurgling. Seriously, not much air and you can’t afford any more brain damage.

You kick fully out of the tentacle and charge your electricity, but it all sort of goes off wherever it wants like the cheeky thing electricity is. You have to guide it, but it feels like everything will be reduced underwater.

>84

You do your best to compensate however, your kicks becoming more haphazard and wild as the tentacle tries to wrap back around you. You fire a cero at the appendage, and in the dull violet light made murkier by sea water you see the tentacle goes down, deep into the massive depths, only ending at the face of the twisted demonically warped Sid the Squid. Or maybe we just think all squids are Sid? Who knows?

You coil your tail around one of his flailing phallic limbs and pull yourself forward, seeking the beak of the massive creature. You find it, inside, and see a giant fly’s eye were his Inky kraken eye once was. You strain, the water adding noticeable weight which slows your normally ultra-sexually delicious speeded kicks.
(1/2?)

>>31737434
>giant fly’s eye
OH SHIT IT WASN'T LOKI IT WAS BEELZEBUB
KILL THE SQUID

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Your kick connects, sending the squid rocking back. It seems to consider you fully as your second kick connects. As you spin, using your tails to keep yourself moving, and try for the third kick the beak bites down and latches onto your foot. You let out a yelp of pain, more of your air, okay, getting woozy. You shake it off and stab your claws into the fleshy membrane around the beak, intending to claw into the creature’s cuts, but then have to do it to hold on for dear life. Ceros, tainted with demonic hellfire, shoot out of the tentacles and slam into your back. You avoid yelling, just in time for Sid to hit the jets. You cling desperately, so you don’t get dragged behind the squid like it was some sort of cowboy justice, and manage to shapeshift your leg out of the maw. You swim desperately for air and

>Above 80

Make it. You take a deep lungful of air and see you are getting further away from the boat, then get dragged under again. You fire a stream of balas at the creature, the salt water slowing them down as well. He lets go and you feel a rush of victory as you think you got him on the ropes.

Then he hits your face with ink. You twitch and spasm as the sticky liquid obscures your vision. Seems you have a choice.

[] He probably ran, plus you are sort of on a job right now. Go back to the boat and shake your fist angrily at the horizon while swearing vengeance upon the Sid named Squid. Or, wait. Sorry, that O2 feels nice.
[] He is probably gargantaing out. Open one of your own and follow him to Hueco Mundo
[] Other, please specify
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>>31737434
>Seriously, not much air and you can’t afford any more brain damage.
Wait, WE NEED TO BREATHE?

>>31737434
>>31737492
Wait what? Since when did we need air?

>>31737492
>[] He is probably gargantaing out. Open one of your own and follow him to Hueco Mundo
I want to kill him.

>>31737496
>>31737512
We shouldn't need it..at least we didn't in the Spiderman crossover thing.

>>31737492
>[] He is probably gargantaing out. Open one of your own and follow him to Hueco Mundo

Is suddenly needing air after not needing air up to this point just Risa being crazy or what?

>>31737492
>fly eyes
>demon hellfire ceros
Yep. Sid has thrown in with Beezlebub. Beez is on THE LIST, therefore Sid must die.

Maybe we can feed him to Caede or something.
>[x] He is probably gargantaing out. Open one of your own and follow him to Hueco Mundo

>>31737572
99% of what Risa says is her being crazy.

To live you do not need air, but brain damage is more amusing than not so she went with that.

>>31737496
>>31737512
>>31737537
>>31737572
I'm gonna just go with the "It's Risa being crazy" theory. She is terrified of stairs and mobius strips, so maybe ocean-themed battles make her think she needs air again or something.

>>31737492
>[] He is probably gargantaing out. Open one of your own and follow him to Hueco Mundo
I too am troubled by this suddenly needing air thing.

>>31737593
Ah. So it was just crazy-person theatrics.

Looks like people want to go into Hueco Mundo? Okay then, writing now.

>>31737655
>Bubs standing right there
>"BUZZ BUZZBUZZBUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!!!" You activated my trap card!

>>31737696
he probably has other things to do. Remember how small Japan is in comparison to the rest of the world. Dude probably went back to his main castle at some point.

>>31737655
>>31737696
Guess this is going to be related soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdsEowF1bd8

>>31737655
Are we going back to the boat to bring the others or is this a bit of a solo-op where we just kinda abandon them on the boat and come back later covered in Sid-blood and act like nothing happened?

>>31737040
You kidding?

We finally have a chance to get normal xp again.

>>31737774
Or to add hellfire to our ceros.

>>31737774
I was wondering about that. How does the exp system work now? Only Hollows give us standard exp?

>>31737923
We had the option to get 500xp from Ryouichi. But 2 Fatebreakers was way more useful than that. Really, everything he offered was way more useful than 500xp

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You extend your will and tear open a hole between worlds. You slip out of the ocean and into the world of nowhere, and below you sits hell. Boiling, and burning several hundreds upon hundreds of kilometers down you think you can see the gate which demands you abandon all hope. Within it is a massive twisting serpent of raw flame and despair, the screams of the damned call out for Risa blood, and you find them wanting. It seems to have gotten closer lately, but it also seems to be slowing down a bit so it should be fine just don’t, you know, fall.

You land in the desert of Hueco Mundo. The proper, real desert beneath the light of a false moon and the unending sound of buzzing. Before you stands a fat, bloated creature. With mottled green, brown, and grey flesh and the head of a fly, it’s mouth dripping with acid. All round you are countless other fly demons, though since none of them are as adorable as Caede they mean nothing to you. You see Sid, rocketing around in the sky so black above you all. Flying squid, huh.

“Buzz buzz buzz!” It laughs. “How quickly you wish to falzz to ze great zzzerimathon!” It explains wiggling a staff with a skull on it at you. “How zzzimple it would beezz to getzz-“ It starts like that. Man, demon’s really like hearing the sound of their own voice. Except Caede, I guess. We should get her something adorable to wear, she will not be small forever.

“I am partial to just leaving it to Jager myself.” You explain shapeshifting and twisting your tails to wring the water out of them. “Speaking of, I will have to get Ryoko to dry my tails for me. It would be the greatest tragedy of our era if these tails were to become unfluffy.” You explain as the fly demons around you buzz in amusement at their fly priest’s talking.
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“Say.” You wonder looking at the fly demon leader. “Are you, like, stronger or weaker than Caede? Because I got angel in me and I don’t think they would really be as compatible as, say Sid. I mean, I might get something out of it, but as far as bang for our buck, you know.” You explain pointing at him. Yeah, demon juice and angel juice seem like they would not have much in common.

“You ignorezz uzzzz?” The fat fly thing demands as small maggots wiggle out of his stretch marks. “You will diezz!” It shouts and you see the collected group lunge.

“Them’s fightan words ya nancy!” You shout leaping and kicking

You are fighting Demon Horde+Sid the Squid

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Also, full release, stay as are, or seal power?

Rolled 35

>>31738059
Full release yo.

Rolled 98

>>31738059
Full release.

>>31738059
Murder!

Rolled 2

>>31738059
Full release.

Rolled 43

>>31738059
Full Release

But considering our understanding, we are sort of processed the angel like a slice of american cheese. We should reasonably do the same to any demons we eat.

We are technically beyond their understanding, even if we're not above their power level yet.

We should keep up a balanced diet though.

Rolled 30

>>31738059
full release + lightning subtype WGC. Good for dealing with lots of mooks.

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>Make this thing a week ago
>Realize that people don't really bend that way
>Keep telling myself I'm going to fix that & the gimp-arm
>Never do it
Fuckit posting anyway.

>>31738239
The angel also did some weird stuff where our bones have angel-script all engraved in them now. The bulk of the juice did seem to become plot-rock, but there's more to it than that, apparently.

>>31738264
I think all our attacks are lightningy by default because Tesla's Revenge is just Elemental Affinity: Electricity that we changed the name of because it sounds cooler this way.

>>31738092
We have become the child of a runaway a-bomb.

Rolled 34

>>31738425
Well yes, I just like to mention it because it is Shunkoish.

So what kind of Cero upgrades do ya'll think we could get eventually? I'm a fan of making it so the things become homing after we launch them. That would be neat. Or maybe go for full-body energy armour that will blow up even crazier for even better pseudo suicide bombing. There's the S&S and MSSA upgrades that we could buy that would let us start shaping it and messing with the properties, so that could be neat.

>upgrade cero to the point that 3rd release is just purple cero energy in the shape of a person
>And now I am become beamspam

>>31738535
>cero clones shooting ceros

>>31738535
>>upgrade cero to the point that 3rd release is just purple cero energy in the shape of a person
>>And now I am become beamspam
That would actually be really badass. Makes sense what with go-juice being our highest stat by miles. Risa already wears the ceros like armour and embraces the fact that the things blow up in her face like nukes. Next logical step is to just cut out the middle-man and replace flesh with ghost lasers.

The transformation sequence would have so many fun possibilities for how it do. First is bite the sword. Second is tearing our skin off from the hollow hole. Third could be... I dunno. Azure would think of something cool. Maybe the plot-rock starts going crazy and it's like when Dr Manhattan becomes blue.

>>31738535
Something like a no cost WSC would be nice. as would some sort of damage or durabiltiy upgrade

>>31738610
>Risa already wears the ceros like armour
Meant to say boxing gloves/socks/tail cozies.

>>31738560
>unlimited beamspam works

>>31738610
Pretty sure our third release will utilize the angel script. Or we're gonna embrace our eldritch nature and power source.

Though those two might be compatible..

>>31738642
>Don't be afraid, Jager. I've merely ascended to a higher plane.
Meanwhile everything is purple and the beamspam is starting to outnumber the everything

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You stab your fingers into your hole and tear off your outer shell and like a Valkyrie of nightmares you charge into the fray. You charge your body with weapons grade cero and let the electricity crackle and fly freely over your limbs and tails. You spin, your leg connecting with a scrub demon and your tails all striking different demons. A few stab or bite into your tails, but they regenerate quickly enough.

You land on your hands after your first spin and allow the inertia to carry you forward. You bend your arms and push yourself off the ground, connecting both of your feet with the bloated stomach of the fly priest. He pops, acidic rotting maggots pouring out of his body. You lad with a squish on the writhing pool, then as he bends over in pain your foot connects sharply with its fly face sending green sticky blood to fly freely from his multifaceted eye.

You nearly follow up, but have to backflip away as ceros rain from the sky by sid the squid. You let the blasts fall where they wish, the scrubs getting hit by the blasts and turning into vapor which smells like the floor of a men’s toilet in a particularly irreputable bus stop. You sonido over to a large group of the fly minions and smack your ass. “Oi, sid. Missed me you wanker!” You shout.

Sid roars and launches himself at you, turning his body into a spear of jet fueled hate. You wait till the last second as the horde falls on you, then dream walk and sonido around them.

He crashes into the horde and turns them into pulp. You hear strange buzzing sounds coming from the priests and leap away just as a massive pair of jaws shoot out of the Hueco Mundo sand. You leap over the maw and fire one of your ceros at it, your arm feeling cold without it. You recreate the weapon as the former one explode below you and then see you have them right where you want them.

Roll to finish the fight! 1d100 best of first five!

I just want to beamspam so hard that it rivals Luci's Lightbringer spell. That's a noble goal to aspire to, right? To beat the universal champion of beamspam at his own game?

Rolled 53

>>31738710
Dice gods give my hand strength!

Rolled 86

>>31738710
FINISH HIM

Rolled 51

>>31738710
I hope demons keep long enough that we can bring some to Caede.

Rolled 85

>>31738710
pls

Rolled 99

>>31738710
Dice, I believe in you.

Rolled 2

>>31738710
cum on m8, ur mom ect.

Rolled 88

>>31738710
Making sure I understand this: Demons probably not so compatible, Sid probably quite compatible?

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>>31738808
And they believe in you noble anon.

Writing now.

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>>31738808
My god these rolls...

>>31738808
TODAY WE DINE ON SQUID

Rolled 41

>>31738808
Well, fuck. First 2, then 99? I'm scared.

>>31738817
Sid's hollowy parts most likely compatible. His demon parts less likely.

The Demons probably not so compatible.

>>31738866
I'm kinda scared to feed Sid to anyone else. He's been marinating in Risa's poison for how many decades now? I dunno if Caede could handle that.

Maybe if we can somehow cut out the demon juice and put that in a sippy cup for her and then we eat the crazymeats or something, but I dunno.

>>31738866
In which case, we pluck out eyes and give it to Caede while we shish kebab the rest of Sid.

>>31738921
if not Caede, then Plantbro? She's been marinating in dealing with Risa's crazy.

>>31738866
Would they be compatible with Caede, since she's a demon?

Also, is Fuego still infused with.Caede's demonic power, or did he kind of absorb the infernal grafts?

>>31738921
>marinating squid
I just got several times more hungry. Also, I never even considered feeding him to someone else. We don't have anyone else with us that could eat these guys except maybe Caede and it would be a bit of a pain. Lets just eat him ourselves and get back to the boat. I want to get to those islands.

>>31738983
>She's been marinating in dealing with Risa's crazy.
That sentence makes no sense.

>>31738983
No...

Unless Diego is a venus flytrap, we're not giving him any buzzing parts at all.

>>31739053
>That sentence makes no sense.

Percisely! I knew someone would understand!

>>31739086
This guy's on to something...

Caede is technically hell nobility, so does that mean she could claim a plot of Hue and make some serfs work the land to grow demon wheat or something?

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You summon a black hole above your head and bind it in place with your go juice, the unstable energy formed by your raping of the laws of relativity screaming for release. You fire your ceroes into it, the thirteen points of like all orbiting the event horizon of the artificial construct at just the right speed and distance so they don’t collide. Then spin faster and faster and you let it float higher above you as the outer shell threatens to hit you as well.

You take a step forward on the air, and hold up both your hands. You feel it pulling against you as you strain, probably because your chest isn’t large enough to act as a counterweight, and you swear. “Good to know you have your priorities here monologue!”

You finally get a hold of the massive sphere and launch it at the mass of demons below. They start chanting something you can’t hear and summoning large black arms to stop the attack. You laugh, a cackling sickening, truly, purely delighted thing as the arms strain and push against the orb, but to no avail. As the orb hits the ground the ceros fall into the singularity and all detonate, making a false violet sun bloom over the dead landscape. The demons don’t even have a chance to scream as the lesser creatures are turned into sooty stains or just vaporized in their entirety. Sid and the fat demon, however, have more solid soul presence than the rest and resist being blown to pieces, but they are very, very dead.

You fall to the ground and take stock of the situation.

Damage: Low
Go juice: High
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You have killed Demon priest and Sid The squid, but that attack also sort of left a ripple on the fabric of the universe. Most likely the annoying big guys will be here soon and none too happy to see you. Beelzebub anyway, Lucifer is always glad to see you even when he is trying to obliterate and eat you. Nice fellow. “Remind me how this works again?” You ask.

Sure, you can’t go halvsies on these things. It is sort of an all or nothing thing which is why you could not share that arrancar way back when with Jager. If you eat Squid you will get his hollow parts while things incompatible will be presented as the options of SPXP, XP, or nothing.

While if you eat the priest you will likely not get any or very few "special ability" options and just be presented with the option of xp, or spxp

What do you do?
[] Eat both
[] Only eat one
[] Don’t eat either
[] Other, please specify
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>>31739293
>Eat Sid
Can we super speedy the fat demon over to Caede and give her that?

>>31739293
>[] Eat both
Meh, we came here for powerleveling, let's do it.

Also, BLACK HOLE BUSTER CERO FUCK YEAH SCRUBS

>>31739293
>[x] Eat both

we have long way to go still and our shit list has Loki and God on it.

We'll make it up to Jagerbombs one day

>>31738308
SPXP given! Now all she needs is rengi's goggles and she can be cyber punk

Am ordering a pizza so give me a moment please.

>>31739340
Take Jaegertits on a cuisine tour of the worlds supernatural community.

>>31739318
That wasn't the BHBC because that one uses Pandora Cero to impact the singularity and focuses the blast smaller.
This one was 13 orbiting WG Ceros around a singularity all thrown to make an even bigger blast.

So I think this one needs a name of its own for the Skills list.

>???: Detach 13 weapons-grade ceros and place them in orbit around a singularity, resulting in a massive explosion upon impact.
Anybody care to think of a name?

Rolled 32

>>31739293
> Eat Sid

Can we open a hole in reality and tug the stealth scrubs over? This area is about to get flush with delectable demon stuffs.

Also we did create a Sun in a Moonlit Desert.

[x] Only eat one- the priest. Send a message his word will not be tolerated

>>31739293
Can we move the corpses to the boat?

Rolled 8

>>31739427

>>31739293
Eat Sid. If we can't get the priest to Caede, then eat it. If we can get it to Caede, then she eats the priest.

>>31739403
>Anybody care to think of a name?
http://youtu.be/RTkSNF8Yy0U

You can move the priest to the boat to feet it to Caede if you like. That is a thing that can be done.

>>31739487
Then eat Sid and do that.

>>31739487

I'll second eating Calamari a la Sid and moving the priest-corpse to the boat so that Caede can grow.

>>31739487
You can feed them to her too.

>>31739487
>>31739512
Sure.

>>31739487
Vote for this

>and Montac
this does not bode well for someone

>>31739403
Tumbling Down Cero
Final Finale Cero
Fuck You Express Cero

>>31739512
Let's do that then.

>>31739403
Violet Dawn because it was like a purple sun.

>>31739487
Sounds good.

>>31739569
>Violet Dawn
I'll second adding it to the paste.

>>31739569
3rd'd

much better than what i suggested >>31739548

>>31739569
This.. sounds good. Perhaps even like our ultimate. Eh, if we get a better attack, we can always switch names.

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You leap and devour sid the squid, the energies of the hollow turned traitor turned madman turned pop sensation filling your tummy.

OPTIONS APPEAR BEFORE YOU:
Best way to die- Your tails gain impressive physical strength, way more than your tiny 5 * would hint at. You can use them to crush, rip, and tear your enemies, and for a finisher, wrap someone in a cocoon of your fluffy tails and then crush them totally.

600 xp
10SPXP
* of strength
Ink splat- You can spit ink on your enemies. Really, this is seriously all it does, it does nothing else. Why would you buy this?

Adding violet dawn to the pastebin now

>>31739641
It's the perfect name for the attack.

Our ultimate attack will get a different name, because we always have more cool names.

>>31739644
>Best way to die- Your tails gain impressive physical strength, way more than your tiny 5 * would hint at. You can use them to crush, rip, and tear your enemies, and for a finisher, wrap someone in a cocoon of your fluffy tails and then crush them totally.
THIS. OUR TAILS WILL CRRUSH ALL!

>>31739644
>Best way to die- Your tails gain impressive physical strength, way more than your tiny 5 * would hint at. You can use them to crush, rip, and tear your enemies, and for a finisher, wrap someone in a cocoon of your fluffy tails and then crush them totally.
I'm sorry, I can't resist this. Exp can come from different sources, but this? Motherfucker.

>>31739644
>Best way to die
Though the ink splat calls for me.

>>31739644
>Best way to die- Your tails gain impressive physical strength, way more than your tiny 5 * would hint at. You can use them to crush, rip, and tear your enemies, and for a finisher, wrap someone in a cocoon of your fluffy tails and then crush them totally.
How many *, approximately? 10? 15? More?

>>31739644
>Best way to die- Your tails gain impressive physical strength, way more than your tiny 5 * would hint at. You can use them to crush, rip, and tear your enemies, and for a finisher, wrap someone in a cocoon of your fluffy tails and then crush them totally.

I dare you to find some one who'd want something silly like not crushing people with our tails.

>>31739644
>Best Way to Die

>>31739644
>Best way to die
Crushing fluffiness. Oh my God.

>>31739644
>Finally an XP opti-
>Best way to die
All of my yes

>>31739644
If I remember the numbers right 600 xp wouldn't really get us anywhere. I'll vote for
>Best way to die- Your tails gain impressive physical strength, way more than your tiny 5 * would hint at. You can use them to crush, rip, and tear your enemies, and for a finisher, wrap someone in a cocoon of your fluffy tails and then crush them totally.

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>tfw united by tails

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>>31739644

>ink splat

>>31739644
One vote for Inksplat

>>31739644
>Ink Splat
It does nothing, therefore it must be incredibly important

It seems best way to die wins it despite the promise of shooting ink at your enemies.

Will add to the pastebin, then start writing.

YOU FOOLS! What if we need ink for some reason but we don't have any on hand?!?!

We have many ways to kill a dude, but we have ZERO ways to create ink!

>>31739809
Inventory. Suddenly, boom! Ink in a fucking bottle.

>>31739789
>>31739794
>>31739809

While I agree, ink splat is very tempting, the fluffiest tails in the goddamn universe getting a finishing move is everything anyone has ever wanted forever.

If it just happened to include an auto eating element on top of it bcause of our ungodly shape shifting nature-

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I wouldn't mind getting some regular old XP one day.

Best Way to die is clearly the best choice atm, but I wouldn't mind beefing up Garganta/Tsukiyo's Mirror/Dream Walker some more one day...

>>31739809
We've already made something that was close enough to inking at one point. Remember edgy death guy and how we taunted him with shapeshifting our hand into a rabbit flesh-puppet that spewed thick black ichor and ink and blood everywhere?

Shapeshifting 5: It's incredibly awesome.

>>31739809
Ink may be hilarious, but tails are just sacred. That fluffiness~

>>31739865
>Tsukiyo's Mirror
This needs beefing up the most. Tanking energy hits like a pro while replenishing our own go juice? Yesplz.

>>31739869
Is it too late to change my vote? I suddenly ink.

>>31739865
>Garganta
You mean the thing that only links to Hue Co, which is currently Hell?

If we can get it to link to other places or other spots in the world, then sure. But right now I think the other choices are better.
The mirror is the best choice. Absorbing all energy attacks? Yes please.
Lightning might also be able to upgrade to rank 6. That would be cool.

I don't think we are channeling insanity enough to properly work for Risas best interests. Ink would allow for all sorts or pranks guys. If it's not too late I'm changing my vote to inking.

I wonder if our tails are now stronger than Jaeger. That would be amusing. As she has used her superior strength against us before.

None shall stand before the fluffy.

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>>31739925
we could carry more scrubs with a higher Garganta IIRC, but really I was just listing options

there's also Poison and Illusions still.

Max illusions does sound nice.....

Well, if we want more XP we need to start eating boring things with no interesting powers that we want to steal.

Or getting combat experience again somehow.

Any chance of you listing the strength of the tails off to the side of the physical strength thing?

Something like this:
Physical Strength:[Main: * * * * *] [Tails Only: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * ** * ** * * ** ** * ** * ]
?
Brackets used because parenthesis would need to be added in the event that we shapeshifted some stars over, though... >taking * off of speed

>>31740084
I can once I finish this post.

>>31740101
Thanks

>>31739986
Rank 5 illusion would be pretty cool. The best part about the threads where we deal with wimps is being able to just go around using illusions on everything and laughing about it.

>>31740081
I was about to say "Angels", but then I remembered that we don't even know what we really got from kill&eating bow angel. Yeah, we got some groovy script carved into our bones and some secondary plotrocks, but they're still cooking apparently.

>12 stars in tails
>Jager only has 7
Fucking hell...

>Tails only: [* * * * * * * * * * * *]
GOD DAMN

MUSCLETAILS JUST OUT-STRONGED RYOKO

THEY OUT-*'d OUR BASE GO FAST.

We could shapeshift 5* more onto strength for 17*. Anybody want to do that? Make some roided up supah tails and crunch the fuck outta something for giggles?

>>31740198
Tail shibari?

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You feel your tails twitch happily as you give them more attention and love. They become more fluffy, a stronger fluffy, a fluffy which can’t be tamed by the hands of god or machine. You are the fluffy god of hedonistic genocide. These are your instruments. “Pity I can only use them when I have my tails out. Such is life.”

You pick up a demon as you feel the attentions of other beings focus on the world of endless night. You rip open a hole in the fabric of forever and leap through, aiming for where you came in and end up back in the ocean. You expand your tails behind you and then push the water, so you are like a jelly fish, and make your way back to the boat.

You pull yourself onto the boat, your tails soaking wet again, and find your scrubs looking over you. “Sensei? Are you okay? The boat wouldn’t turn around so we sort of had to hit them till they did. Were you in the water long?” Ryoko asks, her best scrub status clearly assured.

“My tails are wet.” You complain frowning as your fluffy nature makes it impossible to avoid the water. “Also, I got Caede a present.” You explain pulling the wet body of the demon priest on board.

“Is that a-“ She starts and you nod.

“I had an adventure!” You explain proudly. “Then I got you a gift. Go on, eat it. Devour it like the gluttonous hell knight you are. Cute little hell knight.” You smile happily.

“Er, okay?” She says and extends her arm. The demon priest breaks into motes of green light and fills her without having to pig down like a pig to a trough.

You walk over to her, your wet tails dragging sea water onto the snowy deck, then grab her cheeks. You find their smoothness, and the tiniest hit of baby fat to be appealing. “I see! You have used your options appear to get adorably soft and squishy cheeks.” You explain figuring it out.
(1/2)

>>31740223
Keep the speed, we can always crush someone when our speed has allowed to soften the fucker up.

but yeah, next thing we meet is getting hugged to blissful death.

>>31740133
Or making our illusions more solid. Imagine them being able to fire ceros or something.
>>31740223
Someone draw a picture of risa asking the scrubs if they even lift while she has a dumbbell in each tail.

>>31740198

To be fair, Risa is a nascent deity.

Jaeger is an Adjuchas Arrancar who has only recently achieved a second release, and has had little time to cultivate her abilities. With her release path (Humanity/Empathy), though, it might be possible that making her more humanlike would make her more powerful (bullshit anime logic) OR eating Nephilim/Angels would grant her bigger bonuses than us.

>>31740198
We have to abuse this fact the next time we see her.

She cannot escape our pranks now.

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“What? No! I am a hell knight! Hell knights do not have adorable anything! I am a noble of hell I- let go!” She pushes off of you after you rub your cheek against hers.

“Come back Caede! Our cheek rubbing is adorable and pure!” You shout after her, but are forced to stop as Ryoko drabs you below deck.

She tosses you onto the bed and you cover your mouth and assume what you think a coquettish pose. “Ryoko! Why, whatever will your family say when they know you threw a teacher onto the bed. Able to do what ever you wanted with her.” Like cicadas. “Like cicadas.”

“Well, I assume they will not say much. I mean, teaching is a stable income right? Now stop tying to turn me on and hold still.” She commands grabbing a blow dryer, a brush, and a towel.

“But Ryoko! Here you have me locked in a room all on your own, I waterlogged and cold in a wet shirt which shows all my- Wow, that feels bloody nice.” You note sitting up at attention as the hot air blows over your fluffy tails. We appear to have developed a new delight.

You spend the trip in content bliss as Ryoko brushes and blow dries your tails back to their carnally softness.

You arrive at the Island near evening, the small detour of Sid having cost you most of the day, and you are back in your sealed form. A few dock workers are mulling about cleaning up their work side. The island is small, with a relatively small fishing village by the coast, a large mountain behind the village and the surroundings are covered in forest. You smell the air and something sure smells off about this place. Then again, you may need to spend some time gumshoeing it to figure anything out.

What should we do?
[] Go to the inn, it is likely not hard to find.
[] Ask the dock workers where the inn is. See the attitude of the island.
[] Wander the streets aimlessly for a while.
[] Other, please specify
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>>31740321
Did we just go to the motherfucking Voynich Hotel?

>>31740321
>[x] Go to the inn, it is likely not hard to find.

making an inn hard to find is just bad for business

Rolled 73

[x] Ask the dock workers where the inn is. See the attitude of the island.

>>31740321
Aww man, why do I get the feeling this is the place with those weird fucking evil japs that wont die?

>>31740321
>[] Go to the inn, it is likely not hard to find.

>>31740321
>[] Go to the inn, it is likely not hard to find.

>>31740278
I recall Azure mentioning that maxing our illusion stat might give us a body double, in one of the earlier threads when we still got normal exp. Twice the fucking firepower, niggers.

>>31740321
>[X] Ask the dock workers where the inn is. See the attitude of the island.

>>31740321
>We appear to have developed a new delight.

>[] Ask the dock workers where the inn is. See the attitude of the island.
Also we should socialize more. If they're fish people we can at least start the self defense combat earlier.

>>31740393
I just don't like Illusion because it's such an all or nothing skill, and the only things it hits with "all" are weak enough for us to kill them by flicking paper footballs at them.

Seems even split between looking for the hotel yourself and asking the dock workers.

Flipping a coin for it.

Writing now.

Rolled 56

>>31740494

may my roll give you peace in this uncertain time

>>31740433
I do agree with you. We have skills that need maxing before Illusion. This whole Xp vs SPXP isn't helping either. Gotta buy Skillful, Dancing Razor, Carnage Knight and Zero, too.

>>31740552
Hate engine is actually really good now that we have 3 FBs.

1 for Wishbreaker
1 for Hate Engine
1 for preventing the inevitable critfail that happens every combat-heavy thread.

>>31740586
And since Risa already has insane speed, the number of actions per update would go up to some stupid high number.

>>31740586
Yeah, it's always surprised me that we haven't bought HE yet. It's the only GO FAST skill that we've never bought.

Maybe it's because of the way it's worded, but it essentially works out to
>spend 1 fatebreaker, Speed temporarily increases by 16*

>>31740552
Yo skilful + our new swole tails.

>>31740552
>Dancing Razor
I really don't like or see the point of that skill. It's at the very bottom of my purchase priorities. Ride the wave, Hate Engine, Sword&Shield, and My sword sucks anyway are all better than it.

>>31740729
MSSA seems rather worthless as well since we've pretty much already got it with weapons grade cero.

>>31740776
It unlocked after WGC, which means it's an upgrade to that functionality. But yeah, it's also rather far down on the list. Still higher than DR, though.

>>31740776
>>31740800
Forgot to say that it does let us do one thing that WG doesn't; manipulate the shape of the ceros.

And it's supposed to lead to more stuff unlocking, so that means possibly cero constructs / other stuff.

Still doesn't make it the best thing around, but it's still neat.

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You think it might be best to ask the dock workers where the inn is. Not that you actually need them to tell you where it is, but mostly to get a feel for the town about outsiders, and to get any information about the city. You assume your best stupid ditsy girl look and walk over to the dock workers. “Hi there! Do you know where the inn is? We innocent sisters between the ages of 29 to I am going to say 14 to 12ish?" You ask looking back at Matilda and feel the implied hateful speech about not knowing is age.

“Oh? Out of towners? That is pretty rare this season. The inn is just up the road here, two streets down and to the right.” The dock worker explains pointing.

“Don’t get too many travelers?” You ask trying to press for more information.

“Well, such as it is. Would you kids get out of the way? We have to clear the docks!” He shouts pushing passed you.

“Friendly sort aren’t they.” Ryoko grumbles and you hear a man let out a dark chuckle. What makes chuckles dark anyway?

“Lack of humor, joy, or mirth.” You reply before the chuckle even starts, totally screwing up the continuity for a second.

Anyway, you hear a dark chuckle and turn to see a man drinking heavily on a bottle of particularly cheap booze. He drinks the last of it and pulls himself up. “Don’t be feelin’ too hardsh there mishy. They just ain’t too friendly to outshiders at firshed. They were the same too old Bardwah when he came here. Then they liked him too much and now he spends hish days at the dock drinkin.” He explains hobbling over and falling over you, wrapping his arms around you for support.

“That so? They liked you too much did they?” You ask as you feel his hands roam.
(1/3?)

>3rd release is the plotrock floating in warped space with eyes floating around it and with fluffy cero energy tails strong enough to crack worlds spewing out of portals.

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“Yesh shire ma’am they dish. They liked old Bardwah so mush they became hish buddy. You know how shome buddies can get. Letsh you in on secretsh buddies have no place knowin. You have a mighty great assh there miss- ow!” He shouts and you can smell Ryoko closer to you.

“Hands off my Sensei or I will twist and break it off.” She threatens.

“Okaysh! Okaysh! Jeez, don’t need to get so- you know. Unsociable! Old Bardwah knows when hesh not wanted.” He explains wandering off.

“Creep.” Ryoko grumbles clapping her hands as if getting filth off.

“I wouldn’t have cared though.” You point out looking at her. “It’s not like it is that big of a deal and I do have a fine bottom.” You explain and Ryoko scratches at her face looking awkward.

“W-Well I just, you know, didn’t want people to think that can take advantage of you and stuff. I mean, you are, you know, my sensei and someone has to watch out for you while we are out here since, I mean. It’s you know, that!” She explains blushing.

“Right. Makes perfect sense. He had a strange name.” You nod in agreement.
(2/3)

>>31741149
>google Bardwah
>Get some twitter page belonging to a goofy looking bloke

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“We should probably get to the inn before things turn out bad. We are supposed to be blending in as a family with the most dynamic hair genes ever.” Partick would probably say if he could talk as she walks up to you.

“Right then, to the inn!” You pump a fist proudly and lead your charge to the traditional what do you call it. Thingy.

The hostess, a beautiful widowed woman, directs you to your room. You decided to all stay in one room because 1) It helps with your cover that you are just sisters who are celebrating graduation, and 2) because you are very uncomfortable with where you think Inventory gets her money.

The four of you sit down and start setting up to sleep while Ryoko opens the window and lights up a fag. “Not very friendly are they?” She asks.

“No, but small towns are like that. Also have a high volume of incest so that is a thing we should watch out for. I think incest makes super baby mutants.” You explain.

“No, that’s radiation and only in comics.” Caede explains eating crackers. “So what do we do from here? Explore the town at night? Just power up and see what stirs?”

[] We wait till day. No idea what we could be dealing with and we want to blend in
[] We go out now, but no powering up. We don’t want to spook whatever could be here
[] Power up. Laser everything. It has literally(not actually how you use that word) always(Again, no not really) been a good idea.
[] Girl talk with innkeeper. You seem to be the only guests so invite her to your room
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>31741184
It most likely means nothing

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>>31741198
do the locals look....odd?

>[x] We go out now, but no powering up. We don’t want to spook whatever could be here

>>31741198
[x] Girl talk with innkeeper. You seem to be the only guests so invite her to your room
Data, data, data! I cannot make bricks without clay.

>>31741198
>[x] We go out now, but no powering up. We don’t want to spook whatever could be here
I want to ask Ramrod just how breaky their fates are, but I know Risa would just interrupt.

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[x]Girl talk with innkeeper. You seem to be the only guests so invite her to your room

>>31741247
You have thus far only seen the dock workers, Bardwah, and the innkeeper. The dock workers look gruff, bardwah like a hobo, and the innkeeper like an extraordinarily attractive older woman.

There was no one else out in the streets and no one else in the inn.

>>31741198
>We go out now, but no powering up. We don't want to spook whatever could be here.

>>31741198

[X] We go out now, but no powering up. We don’t want to spook whatever could be here

Seems to be very few people. This is suspicious, maybe something is eating them before we can

>>31741198
>[] Girl talk with innkeeper. You seem to be the only guests so invite her to your room

Best plan ever, no chance of failureing

Looks like 3 to 4 in favor of going out?

Just you or everyone?

>>31741426
Everyone. Why not.

Rolled 4

>>31741447
Okay then. Writing now.

>>31741520
I guess reality isn't going to break spectacularly like it did on the boat.

>>31741613

wat

>>31741666
See
>>31735913
>Rolled 1d100: 93
>>31736850
>UNIVERSAL INSTABILITY EVENT: 93

Azure rolled a 93 before we got on the boat. The 93 meant that reality shat itself and suddenly Sid.

This time we got a 4, so things are going to be relatively stable.

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“We came here to be super sneaky, so let’s be super sneaky you lot. We sneak out of the inn while no one is looking. We all stuff our beds with stuff so that it looks like we are still here. The classic kids want to avoid parents on movie night out at make out point.” You explain. Most of those the sexually promiscuous ones die. You realize this, right? “I am sure Ryoko will be fine. Right Ryoko?” You ask as she uses a pillow to make a very convincing you.

“Hm? Are you talking to me or the voices in your head?” Ryoko asks.

“The last part was you.” You clarify.

“Oh, sure. I mean, worst case scenario we get, what, some angry fishermen with sticks trying to poke us? I am sure we will be good. This will turn out to be just some creepy rape cult who kidnap people and force them to stay on the island or die.” She explains.

“See? Creepy rape cult. We will be fine.” You explain.

“Your definition of fine is not very normal.” Caede sighs as she makes her double.

You all make your copies and then move out into the city under the cover of night…

>4

You wander through the dark streets and see everyone has turned their lights off. You peek into the houses of a few of the people and find most of them asleep in their beds, and the few awake mulling around in the dark. You decide to check out the mountain area, the dark woods giving you the creepers. You stick your tongue out and go a little dewy eyes as you enjoy the unique and rare sensation of fear, and almost want to spend a moment just thinking about it, but a siren breaks you out of your reprieve.
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>>31741314
An attractive widow is a bit unusual.

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You look over the ocean and see a massive bank of fog rolling in. You narrow your gaze and smell something twisted and sickly within that fog and know that if you stay in it something bad might happen. You are on the other side of the island from your scrubs, and you do not know if you could get them all before the fog rolls in.

Then again, you are here to investigate, right?

[] Stay here, let the fog come.
[] Try and get your scrubs and go back to the inn. Law of films says Ryoko is going to die
[] Other, please specify
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>>31741787
>Get the scrubs
The law of films will be denied.

>>31741787
Shit's about to get Call of Cthulu in here, isn't it.

>[x] Try and get your scrubs and go back to the inn. Law of films says Ryoko is going to die

>>31741787

>[X] Stay here, bala the fog.
Horror rave!

>>31741787
[x] Try and get your scrubs and go back to the inn. Law of films says Ryoko is going to die

never forget the law of scrubs

I just realized that the new CRUSHER TAILS will work with our Life Drinker ability.

This is so amazing.

>>31741787
>[x] Stay here, let the fog come.

Is it John Carpenter's the fog?

>>31741787

>[X] Try and get your scrubs and go back to the inn. Law of films says Ryoko is going to die

Also release, and keep her wrapped in our super-strong fluffy tails for "protection".

>>31741942
Releasing will let out a pulse of energy which will alert anything you are there. Not saying it isn't something you can do, but just be aware.

Looks like laws of movies work well.

>>31741981
I never got why we couldn't just Garganta->release->garganta back

We have high enough speed to do it right quick.

>>31741787
I fucking knew it was this place!

>>31742001
I think Garganta are noticeable, especially since they lead to new hell.

>>31742001
Because Gargantas can also be detected

>>31741787
>[] Try and get your scrubs and go back to the inn. Law of films says Ryoko is going to die

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You sonido into the town to find Ryoko and the scrubs, hey good song. You keep your go juice low, still being the sneakiest of all the gits. You find her looking at something in a jar, her junior detective skills better than Ryouichi’s ever were. “Ah, sensei! This is weird I think-“ She starts but you cover her mouth and point out the fog.

“Run back to the inn, I am going to find the others.” You explain.

“No, I am coming with you to find them, what if you don’t make it back?” She points out.

You grumble a little then nod. “Fine, Caede and Franklin are together so let’s go.” You say picking her up.

You flex your leg muscles and kick off the ground, your snido carrying further and faster than any other hollow you have met. Except maybe for Hank. She knows how to party when he wants to. You make it over to Caede who is looming over a dead dog, it’s skin mangy and patched. Ryan is pulling at her arm, trying to make her stop, but she isn’t listening.

You reach down and scoop Caede up in your arms. “Wha- Let me go you weird cat person!” She explains and you nod to Melissa in greeting.

“No time. That fog looks super dangerous!” You point out.

“Are you being stupid? It’s just caused by the strange weather patterns around the world! It is nothing!” She explains kicking at you, her longer legs more annoying than when she was a small one.
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If it really was just fog, I'm going to feel like a jackass

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With Ryoko and Caede in your arms you Sonido with Thomas to the inn. You tug on the door and find it locked! Shit shit shit! You set the other two down and wind up to kick it over but Ryoko stopped you.

“Sensei! I left the window open a crack when we left just in case. Move!” She hisses throwing Caede up with her berserker arms. You Sonido up and hold out your arm. She leaps and, just before the fog washes over you, you pull her in and shut the window.

You let out a sigh as the fog washes over the city, and breathe in the relative comfort of the inn. However your breath is quickly snatched as you hear a methodical knock at the door. You take a gulp and say “Some in.” In as cheery a voice as you can manage.

“Oh, I didn’t wake you did I?” The innkeeper asks. “I just wanted to warn you that the fog has rolled in. With the strange weather patterns recently there has been a surge in illness so we would not want you wander around. While I know it is inconvenient, please stay inside the inn until the morning.” She says, her beauty mark flattering. Perhaps too flattering?

“Thank you very much.” Caede says with a small smile. “My sisters were just telling ghost stories. Would you like to join us Ms. Innkeeper?” She smiles sweetly stepping up to the innkeeper to block her view of the stuffed futons.

“Oh, that sounds lovely! Sadly I have to prepare breakfast early tomorrow. Another time.” She replies shutting the door.

Caede puts her hands on her hips and sighs. “Honestly, fog hurting people. You humans and former humans are just too suspicious.” She complains.

Ryoko makes a strange face as she peeks out the window. “Huh, looks like someone else didn’t make it in in time.” She explains.
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You look out the window and see the vague shape of a person pulling on the inn door. You see it try for a bit, but stops and turns as if knowing you are watching. You feel the eyes of something bore into you for a few moments and know something desperately wants in, but then it turns and starts walking down the street, its legs a little wobbly. Maybe the drunk?

“Well, may as well hold a meeting. What did everyone find? Just to set the bar really low I got close to the mountain and smelled something was off, but then the QM rolled 4 and the fog came, so I had to turn back. The fog smelled really weird and I had a feeling we did not want to mess with it yet.” You explain holding up your hand.

Caede sighs. “The dog we found dead had these weird circular or oval bite marks all over its body. It looks like mange, but it seems they were old scars where more of those circular wounds appeared.” She answers sitting down and eating a rice cake.

“Circular wounds? Could they have come from something like this?” Ryoko asks pulling out a jar. In the jar, suspended in alcohol and with weird squiggles on the lid is a leech. It floats there, unmoving, and you tilt your head.

“A leech walker” You nod. That isn’t a thing. “Worm that walks?” Probably not in this universe. “Leech people.” Those live in Spain.

“I am kind of sad she shoots her own ideas down without us.” Ryoko explains.

Odd. Very odd indeed.

[] Talk with scrubs
[] Read comics while scrubs sleep
[] Sleep till morning
[] Other, please specify
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>>31742508
>[X] Other, please specify
Eat the leech.

>>31742508
I have a feeling we should stay awake tonight.

>>31742508
>[] Talk with scrubs

They have good ideas!
We seem to want to stick things in our mouths.

We should sleep in shifts. 2 on, 2 off.

>>31742508
>[x] sniff the leech
>[x] Talk with scrubs

>>31742508
>[X] Talk with scrubs
It's obviously vampires.

>>31742508
Braid each other's hair?

That's a thing right?

>>31742592
Its those fucking guys from that game. The ones that wont die.

>>31742508
>[x] Talk with scrubs

leech people, las plagas.

Ryoko, go to the market and fill your muscular sexy best scrub arms with enough fags (silk cuts preferably) to impede your movement and or vision.

gotta burn the sods off!

>>31742623
You mean the dudes from the second Blade right?

>>31742623
What game?

>>31742672
That one, the spooky Japanese one.

Ok. So it's either fogmen or leechpeople.

Maybe bloodsucking hobos.

>>31742714
The hobo told us that people tell him things they really shouldn't we should interrogate him.

>>31742729
Risa's really bad at interrogating even though she dresses the most noir when she wants to.

Maybe Caede should do it?

>>31742714
clearly it is this.

Srsly tho. What could it be? Is there some sort of leechlord in Jap myths?

>>31742752
>>31742714

well whoever does it should do it fast before he's fed to the shoggoth.

just give him some booze

>>31742788
I'm pretty sure this has to do with the game Siren but after a bit of investigation I might be completely wrong.

>>31742788
Ameno-sagiri

Japanese god of fog.

>>31742855
Would fit with Caede not fearing the fog, since it specifically targets humans.

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>>31742855
This motherfucker? Holy shit does that mean We could get personas!?